Green Light with Chris Long - NFL Week 8 Review. Tough Gambling Weekend & Backup QBs Excel.
Episode Date: November 1, 2021(2:23) - Hello, Layup Line and Pirates at Halloween 2021. (12:21) - Dallas Cowboys vs Minnesota Vikings on SNF. (19:34) - Best and Worst Plane Rides, Mike White and Flash Bangs. (29:31) - Indianapoli...s Colts vs Tennessee Titans and Ball Security Drills. (37:41) - Chicago Bears vs San Francisco 49ers and Justin Fields' Impressive Outing. (43:37) - Pittsburgh Steelers vs Cleveland Browns, Chris Boswell's Glitch and Bevil Conway Award. (51:34) - Atlanta Falcons vs Carolina Panthers and Oweh Award. (57:28) - Philadelphia Eagles vs Detroit Lions and Dan Campbell on the Bye Week. (1:04:15) - Miami Dolphins vs Buffalo Bills, Tua's Future and Houston Texans vs LA Ram' Bad Beat. (1:08:40) - Who Cares?!!: Jacksonville Jaguars vs Seattle Seahawks and Denver Broncos vs Washington Football Team. (1:11:36) - New Orleans Saints vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Fly on the Wall. (1:19:11) - LA Chargers vs New England Patriots, Night Cap Award and St. Louis Memorial/Frank Gore Memorial Award. Green Light Spotify Music: https://open.spotify.com/user/951jyryv2nu6l4iqz9p81him9?si=17c560d10ff04a9b Spotify Layup Line: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1olmCMKGMEyWwOKaT1Aah3?si=675d445ddb824c42 Green Light with Chris Long: Subscribe and enjoy weekly content including podcasts, documentaries, live chats, celebrity interviews and more including hot news items, trending discussions from the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, NCAA are just a small part of what we will be sharing with you. http://bit.ly/chalknetwork Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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It got crazy, though.
The main event in this game was the Boswell thing.
It is wild to me that in a game where you absolutely need your field goals,
you decide to pass on a field goal in favor of,
of getting your field goal kicker, like, absolutely murdered.
The guy got, it seemed like, it was like, you know the bad edits on Instagram?
Where you're like, that's an edit, it's bad.
This was a bad edit.
It was like Boswell was on the field, and then he, like, glitched off the camera.
Greenville, North Carolina, they call it G. Vegas is what I hear.
And I hear the East Carolina campus, which I've visited there.
Shout out to Joe O'Malley.
it's a lot of fun.
They say on Halloween it's like
pandemonium.
The fans at ECU threw hot dogs
and hamburgers at our bus
when we pulled up there
when we played against them.
What kind of psychopaths throw
perfectly good hot dogs and hamburgers
at your bus?
I understand throwing
I don't know some other shit at the bus
but not something that's probably delicious.
I think they beat us that year too.
They did beat us.
We lost down there.
And here's the worst part about losing down there.
Chris Johnson wasn't even playing.
No, but they didn't.
had another running back or quarterback that torched us.
Some other random dude that just torched us.
And that little mini cannon.
The cannon.
They were firing that fucking cannon off.
Loud as shit.
I've never forget about that.
I'm going to sue ECU.
I had tinnitus.
They scored so many touchdowns on us.
Boom.
Boom.
Hot dog,
hamburger to the bus.
I mean,
anyways,
it is Halloween,
so,
you know,
happy Halloween to you.
Although we hung out last night
at the little fun
We put on. Yeah. And Nate won an award. We were given like we had a little bit of a get-together last night and we gave out Halloween costume awards so like people had to really show up and not fuck around. It was a function. Yeah, we had fun. Yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad you text me because I definitely forgot about it. Yeah, you did. I definitely RSVP you got a whole little little invite from Meg and then you know Meg was like I'd love to do something on Halloween. I was like no problem. You just have to do everything.
And she did.
I think she did a great job.
Bro, at 6 o'clock when we passed the kids to my mom for the night, our house looked like a normal house.
By 7.15, it looked like a haunted house, bro.
There were like severed arms underneath doors.
Like there were mirrors that made noise and like the ghost.
There were bloody footprints everywhere.
There was a big sign that said no one leaves.
Like she was like one of these fucking people that switches over Madison Square Garvey.
garden from like a Knicks game to like a Rangers game.
The napkin goes from hardwood to ice within an hour.
It was impressive.
You got to tell Meg, the napkins were pretty cool too.
I got your back and there were skeletons.
Yeah.
And one skeleton had the other skeletons back.
You might catch her because this is like before the point that she probably turns the pot off.
But she did a great job.
So shout out to Meg.
And shout out to you for winning.
You can't wait to talk about this.
Most original costume.
Yeah.
And you know, I can't do it.
bit without throwing the marketing in there. So lays,
lays potato chips. Listen, next year,
if you guys want to do a Halloween costume,
holler at me, we could do a co-lab.
You're screaming into a void, bro. Tell them what you were, though.
I was a chip monk. But the caveat is I was in a monk outfit,
and I put a bunch of bags of chips around your neck.
And it was, it was a good pun.
It was a very creative thing, and I'm pretty sure you found it on Google somewhere.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I'm really impressed.
I promise you.
And that's why I'm putting it out there.
Any companies, any chip companies.
Okay.
Can we?
They want to do something.
I want to head this off at the past.
My man, you are screaming into a void.
Laze is like, you know, if you want to fucking try to get.
Bro, you've seen stupid chip bag outfits.
You know what?
I'd rather get an endorsement.
What?
With like one of those, uh, what are those like kind of artisan looking chips?
They make, oh.
The kettle.
Kettle chips. What are those? Caliwana. You eat the fuck out of those. Cape Cod. You know what? I'll do you one better. But we're just not getting a deal with Lays, man. Like, Lays is a big ass company and you're, this is a podcast. I just want you know, we're not on Sunday. Bro, I like to aim high. I think sometimes he's like, hey, Lexus, holler at me.
Hey, you never know. You never know who's listening. But maybe Epic's listening, and I love y'all's pork rinds. I'm down with pork rinds. I think we could probably, I think we could hit it out of the park in the pork rinds.
Vax's pork rods. I want the hot ones or like you take some oh you take some red hot
Co-lab yeah no we just want some free shit um and you're not getting anything out of lays man
but your costume was awesome people had some really good costumes I want to give out an early hollow man
to my friend Brennan's wife who I'm not gonna name which I kind of just docks you a little bit so I'm
being fair but like she came as a pirate and she was a very good pirate and she was one of the first people there
And then my man Mike and his wife Ashley walked in.
And these fuckers had Johnny Depp like eye shadow on.
These fuckers had mascara on.
They really, they looked exactly like pirates.
Like I FaceTime my kids.
I was like, look at Uncle Mike.
And they were scared shitless.
Like the minute you're a pirate at a party and a better pirate walks in,
you're like, fuck this shit.
I just dressed up as a pirate.
It's like,
you're going to look right through me now.
It's like, look, it's like being the biggest person in the bar.
and then that dude walks in.
By the way, you tweeted of Bradley Martin.
Bradley Martin follows me now.
The YouTuber Bradley Martin?
Yes, I told him that should doplaget.
Because you think I look like Bradley Martin?
Yep.
And he responded to you and said, who the fuck is that guy?
And then he goes, oh my God, I just did a quick Google.
Wow.
Yo, Bradley, come on the show with us.
Bradley, come on the show.
But I'm just telling you, the only difference between you and me is my peck game is elite, bro.
Yours is just like a little bit average.
My peck game is elite
I do peck flies with
Now he's gonna be like he's gonna come out here and make us work out
He's gonna wanna work out
I would love to work out with Bradley Martin
I'd love to show him a thing or two about you know moving weight
I'll tell you what
Shout out to Bradley
The 19 year old me would throw some weights around bro
No yeah for sure
Not the 36 year old me
Yeah no no no
But back in the day really threw some weights around
If you're a pirate
Make sure you let all the other pirates get there
and you scope it out before you come in.
It was a rookie mistake.
It was a really good function, man.
Thank you. Meg. That was all Meg.
So shout out.
Shout out.
Yeah, I had a 4.30 a.m. last night.
So I was like, I'm in high school or something.
I have kids and a podcast.
So here we are.
We're going to talk about football tonight.
Layup line.
We'll do House of the Rising Sun by the Animals.
The animals rock, man.
And don't they do?
Is it Jen House Blues?
Yeah, that's Jen House Blues is probably my favorite animal song.
If I'm not totally talking out of my ass.
But House of the Rising Sun, which, by the way, has been covered by Whalen Jennings,
is a song about New Orleans, a song about gambling.
And it's a song about walking out of some seedy place in New Orleans,
and the sunlight blinding you.
And I'm imagining your suits all fucked up and you're disheveled.
It looks like you've really been through it.
And you're probably in some kind of like economic, financial despair.
And that's how I feel right now.
I'm suffering, man.
Me and Tom Brady are suffering at the hands of New Orleans in a lot of ways.
Yeah, I was one of the 56 bets I lost today was the New Orleans was a Buccaneers money line game,
which I can't learn my lesson with these bucks money lines, dude.
Didn't you wear a number 56 at one point?
I did.
It was just in my head.
I did.
Thanks for watching.
Well, now I wear the number of a degenerate gambler,
and I just chase all Sunday.
I was doing so good this year.
I fell off the rails today, chasing big money line bets.
I'll talk about the Cincinnati bet that I lost.
I mean, the Cincinnati bet killed me 17 ways.
I knew to just bet the Jets.
I had to put Sinci Money Line into seven parlays and a Moneyline parlay,
and when that went down, the whole castle crumbled.
Castle's made a sand, man.
I got beat by, like, a ton of guys I've never heard of today.
I mean, I got beat by Trevor Simi, and I know who he is.
I got beat by Mike White.
We'll talk about that in a little bit.
Mike White sounds like a bad porn star name or like a...
Or a great one.
Or a painter or something.
There's no in between.
Or a name on the rise, man.
Mike White, dude.
How many Mike Whites are there?
That's got to be the shortest, most monosyllabic name that the fewest people have for good reason.
And I got beat by that guy today.
I got beat by him.
I got beat by Cooper Rush.
So I'm suffering too.
I'm not just, it's Tom Brady definitely.
Tom Brady, when you lose somewhere like the Superdome.
Yeah.
The Mercedes-Benz.
See, branding is fucked up.
The Superdome has been the Superdome since Jesus was a baby.
And I'm thinking about Mercedes.
and that stupid logo, which I don't even know if it's on there anymore.
Have they switched the logo on?
Anyways, when you lose somewhere like the Mercedes-Benz Superdome,
you can hear that shit at night.
Like when you finally get home and you lay down and go to sleep,
you can hear that pick you through where you didn't see that safety at all.
Like, you can still hear it.
Like, it's echoing.
Yeah, he's like Bob Seeger with the amplifier.
Tom Brady's like Bob Seeger with amplifier right now.
He's hearing the Yin-Yang twins.
We got beat 44 to 7 the year.
after we won the Super Bowl down there.
And I swear to God, I never want to hear another
Yan Yang's twin song.
Nothing against them.
It's just Saints beat the shit out of us once or twice down there.
And I know Tom Brady is not real fond of that music either.
Right now as he tries to go to sleep.
Because that's actually not a long flight.
We can pass out worst and best flights in a second.
But I got beat by Cooper Squared, man.
I got beat by a guy named Cooper Rush.
And like this is my, and you know, when you're in final chase mode,
you're like, here are my balls.
Like, I'm just putting them right on the table.
Please don't crush them.
And Cooper Rush took a sledgehammer to him.
Just bang, dude.
Cooper Rush and Kellan Moore beat me tonight.
And I should have known better.
I mean, I'm on the under of the Vikings win total.
And I was like, hey, this is too good to be true.
You know, maybe this is some sort of a hedge.
If I bet the Vikings money line will be good.
no, I got beat by Cooper Squared.
A guy with red hair and a guy that looks like a social media intern at a college football program.
I mean, fucking Kellyn Moore spends all day typing out 100 emojis and like, sheesh.
Hey, kudos to Cooper.
Hey, next man up mentality.
You got to, hey, you dream about this.
Dude, no, I'm not taking anything away from him.
No one is.
Mr. Rush, I'm just a little angry right now.
I mean, that was like a, this weekend was a total blood bath for me.
and it was Halloween and it makes sense.
It's the kind of weekend you go home and like awkwardly hug your kids after.
Like my kids are just like, they're just sitting there and their PJs.
They're like, no, dad, you're going to read a story.
No, I'm going to awkwardly hug you for two minutes and cry on your shoulder.
Like, I'm going to go in tonight and just stare at my kids.
The lights are going to be off, fucking sound machine blaring.
I'm just going to be staring at my kids.
Thinking about Kirk Cousins.
I'm going to be thinking about Kirk Cousins.
but I'm more going to be thinking about what am I doing with my life man
betting on Kirk Cousins I'm betting on Mr. Plexiglass to dig me out of a 40-foot hole.
So yeah, Dallas was trying to lose that fucking game.
They imploded on the last drive.
Like they were literally trying to lose the game.
They should have to do up downs or like some old school like running or something
because some of that stuff, that extracurricular like penalties and hitting out of
bounds. It's just the timing
of it. They do it at the beginning of the game.
You play great and you play great. You play great.
Like what a
difference our guys made
Dan Quinn just being
competent and bringing that energy and Michael
Parsons is so fun. He's like one of my favorite
players. I hate to say that, being a cowboy
and everything. But it's like
I love the way that defense
stepped up tonight. I have to respect it even though
they cost my children.
But that last drive, if you want to be
contending team like you can't do shit like that you just plain can't do shit like that no because the
better team is going to take advantage of it and i'm sorry tonight that yeah that it didn't work out yeah
you are and i appreciate your sincerity there because you could be fucking around you are 90% of the time
no no no no like i changed my whole stance when i was watching the game when like it all you realized
how much money i had no yeah i mean okay so anyways i mean they did try to hand them the game it was like
one of those things where you're at like best buyer
some shit and they're like hey you want a free
DVD and you're like nah
because there's something going on with this free
DVD like you're going to have my circle
back around you're going to have my email
before you left and did it again
but he like in this case
there was no catch he's trying to give you a free DVD
and then like $40
cash and they were just like nah dude
not interested not interested
at all so um so
fuck um fuck the NFL
fuck Las Vegas other than
our friends at the win.
Shout out to the win.
Fuck the Vikings, dude.
I'm going to spend
like any money I win
the rest of the year on,
well, if I win this Vikings
under win total bet,
which hopefully I do after tonight,
the sickest joke would be not doing that.
I'm going to spend my money on like Packers gear
or something that would really anger people in Minneapolis.
Or even better.
Pokemon card.
It's a better gamble, guys.
It's a better gamble.
It's a better gamble.
Shout out to our.
Man Kai, who brought you some Pokemon.
Hey, man.
I appreciate this so much.
Did I say Pokemon?
Pokemon.
45 years old, dude.
Jesus, I sound like a cop.
Pokemon.
Hey, kids, you got any of the Pokemon cards?
And if anyone wants to send in Pokemon cards, hit the PO box.
For sure.
Yeah, which we don't remember right now.
We're going to power through this pod.
I'm going to put on my business cap right now, and we're going to,
This is how you know I'm good at this, okay?
I don't say this a lot.
You're very good at this, bro.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I'm not that good at this.
A lot of times I feel like I suck,
but tonight to compartmentalize what I'm going through right now
and just rifle through a bunch of games that, A, I frankly don't care about,
and B, they all hurt me today.
But you know what I'm going to rifle through these games with a straight face
and sound like fucking Matt Bowen for a second.
But you know what I like and I respect?
What?
That you're taking stuff from football and,
and translating here.
After this game, you were very upset.
And you took your five minutes.
Five minutes before the media can come into the locker room,
that's your cool-down type.
But also, we're on to the next opponent.
We're onto this podcast.
Look at that.
And you learned that from Bill.
From Bill Belichick.
So shout out to Bill.
And by the way, let's just pick best and worst flight off the top.
I mean, we've got decisions to make.
I think with Best, you have a long.
flight in in the Patriots and by the way they travel first class I know that you
know I I was a couple planes ago but this was before they like bought their own plane
when we chartered like I always say this Bill Belichick is not just the goat for
being good at coaching football he's a real righteous dude because I'm telling you
on a lot of teams the coaches sit up in first class little motherfuckers all just
spread out in the seats like people at Sharper image in like the recliners bro
I'm like a guy's his feet, the quality control guy's feet are hanging off the chair.
They're hanging off the chair.
Like he's a kid at the barbershop.
And I'm sitting back there next to Jordan Mila or whoever it is.
Okay.
Like I'm just like, God damn, dude.
What am I going to tell the 6'8 guy he's kind of in my way?
Or like he's got to go to the bathroom again.
In Jacksonville, they used to alternate from offensive line or defense line.
Yeah.
Yeah, like the first class or the bigger, like, extra room.
And I was always the smallest guy in the D-Line room.
So, like, dudes would be so pissed that I would get it.
You're still, how, give us your specs?
I'm 6-2, which isn't that.
And 300 pounds, bro.
But I just don't, like, I don't get it.
I don't get that this is even a conversation.
Like, coaches, if you want your players to love you, they might like you,
but they'll really love you if you let us.
them sit in first class. Let the vet sit up there like
Bill Belichick does. If the goat can do it, if the hoodie can do it,
you can too. So they travel first class.
They won again in L.A. They beat the Chargers. Big game for them. They get the
500. We'll talk about that in a bit.
I'm actually going to give the best flight
to the Tennessee Titans.
And we both agree on this one because they were playing
in Indianapolis, which if you look on the map,
is just a hop, a skip, and a jump
to Nashville.
Tennessee. Early game, Halloween.
And I wouldn't be surprised if they got to see you Wednesday.
Oh, yeah. Because you know what? Mike Rable gets it. He probably gets his fucking Halloween.
You guys be safe. Oh, my goodness. I'll see you Wednesday.
Just getting off that plane. Like Tennessee in my mind, like, I've been to only Tennessee a couple of times and one time for a bachelor party.
And I don't know. And just the vibe there anyway. Nashville's cool.
Yeah. And I can imagine the fans. You get to be Derek Henry and Nashville after a big win.
and you get home at like, I don't know, 5.30 p.m.
It's 74 degrees out.
It's the, we're peak foliage here in Virginia almost.
Well, he heard of, oak trees have a couple of weeks.
Well, he had his cleat off on the sidelines, so no line dancing for him.
Derek Henry.
Oh, yeah, yeah, he can't be out tonight.
Derek Henry needs to be home.
He'll be the first thing on TMZ if they see him line dancing after.
That's the funniest thing in the world.
And that's going to come up again in a second.
But, yeah, like, I'll give them the best playing.
because it's short flight. It's a fun
city. And this team, you can't
kill them. They're like the cockroaches, man.
I mean this with the utmost respect,
they're cockroaches, bro. Like Mike
Rable is head honcho cockroach.
You love that little analogy.
Yeah, I do, because I
just love their identity. I mean,
I did not believe in them this year.
And I was on their hype train for
since I retired, but I didn't think they
had it. I keep thinking
Derek Henry's going to run out of gas.
If you want to survive an apocalyptic situation,
just go to Mike Vrabble's house.
That's what the Titans do.
So, yeah, the bangles are the worst playing ride.
Like, that whole, man, oh,
when you get your butt kick like that in an early game on the way home,
it's ugly.
It's really ugly.
They got a piece of humble pie, a slice of it, in fact.
Hand off to Moore, back to Crowder.
They got the two to the quarter.
Cincinnati and the Jets.
This was the bad Jenga piece, dude.
was the bad piece. And you know, we were just in Las Vegas. You know how shiny it is? You know,
like how there's a bunch of expensive stuff. Everything's ornate. It's gorgeous. There's a reason
it's like that. And it's mostly because of games like this today. The public was all over
Cincinnati. And I thought I was being smart. Cincinnati Money Line. I'm not going to just
wheelbarrow, laying 11 points. I don't need to do that.
It's going to be tighter.
I should just bet the Jets.
So listen, people are going to say it was about the Tripsutter call,
like the helmet-to-helmet thing at the end of the game.
There was about two minutes left.
The Bengals are down three at this point,
and the Jets are in four-minute mode,
which is an incredible sentence to utter in 2021.
The Jets are in four-minute mode,
which means they're icing a game or attempting to.
And it's third and long,
and I think the Bengals have them dead to rights.
And Hilton and Johnson,
Collide helmet to helmet you know defensive guy gets blamed you all saw the play at this point
It's just bias like it's just bias it's bias it's incompetence or it's just a bad rule
Because the guy who's it who's initiating this contact is clearly the running back and so I don't know what you do about this
I think you should make them reviewable because too many of these swing the game you think the ref had a bad angle on that
I don't know yeah me either like that it's a like in my head it it
It was bad enough, like, on both sides that it's, like, a no-call, if that's, like, a thing or just call.
I think the bias is so implicit when it comes to defensive players.
If they hear a noise, they just point at us.
And that's what I think a lot of it is.
It's more the sound, like, when you're down there, like, for people who've never played or been to a live game
and maybe close enough, it's a, it's a devastating sound.
It sounds ridiculous.
I can see that definitely influencing, maybe influencing the refs a little bit.
You know, you hear a noise like that.
You see a collision like that.
It's a violent game.
They're trying to make it a little less violent.
I don't know how you do that.
I also don't know how he fix this if this is going to be the defender's fault
because every time we're going to get fucked on this thing.
But it's not really about that.
It's more about the Bengals putting themselves in the situation.
Like we talked a lot about the Bengals being contenders.
I still think they're contenders.
This doesn't change really anything about them to me.
In fact, this is in the spin zone.
I actually think the Bengals,
get better as a result of this.
I don't think every defeat you learn from,
but I think this is the type you can learn from.
And they got jumped.
They got jumped on the road.
They were kind of like the public.
I mean, they weren't ready to go.
They were on the Bengals, and the Jets were ready.
The first 15 they had was awesome.
You think the Bengals are buying into their hype a little bit?
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah, you think that's what happened?
Oh, absolutely.
For sure.
The Jets were really ready.
Like, their first 15 was great.
Like the scripted part of, you know,
their play calling.
to open the game was awesome.
They had numbers. They had open guys.
You know, Mike White didn't have to make a ton of tough throws.
When I read the headline, oh, you know, anything is possible the next couple weeks.
Well, that's what they got to say.
I watched this tape.
Mike White didn't do enough to make me thinking, with all due respect to him,
that we have to have a conversation about Zach Wilson at any point.
Okay, like not to mention the Jets turned the ball over three times.
So, you know, Mike could have been picked once or twice more.
that's tough when you lose a game to a team like the Jets
and you lose the turnover battle like that.
So like right off the bat they get scored on,
you got trick plays, it got loud up there,
and you feel like you're on the ropes.
Like when you're on the road and you get jump like that,
it's deafening.
Like it's disorienting,
especially when you just got off the plane like last night,
you were like, I think I'll order a movie.
And, you know, at 1 p.m.,
fucking Mike White's punching you in the face.
You're dizzy.
I mean, like, it's crazy how that escalates when you play a bad team and you didn't realize they were ready to play.
Similar to a flashbang in Call of Duty.
The way I feel in Call of Duty is the way I feel.
Yeah.
When that thing goes off and there's a ring in.
And you get that, like, five, six seconds of it.
Mike White just fucking threw a touchdown.
Oh, my God.
We're in a 3431 game with the Jets, like flashbang still going off.
the borders of the screen are turning red.
I don't know where.
Yeah, so that's a great point.
But Mike White bails you out.
I mean, like, he throws a pick, and here's the problem with,
this is why I said the Bengals are going to learn from this.
It wasn't about this thing everybody was talking about.
It's about this.
It's about you go down 7-0,
and you got a chance to race that immediately,
and you come up with a field goal.
You do that because Jamar Chase drops the football.
By the way, Bryce Hall had a good day.
Wah-hoo-wah.
Wah-hu-wah.
Jamar Chase drops a football in the end zone
and then Burrow takes a sack.
So look at that.
Your two best players, not making plays off the bat
and that's how you end up in a situation
where you miss opportunities
is really what you do.
And also there was a pick six
that Woosier had on third and five
an opportunity to make
and it would have been a really tough play
but those are the type of plays
that can swing the game
and you don't take advantage of those opportunities on the road.
That's kind of it.
But Burrow did.
I joke last week that Burrow, I didn't joke,
was serious. Burrow looks like Brady. He looks like a young Brady. And I mean that in a way.
Like a lot of people were like, that's such a lazy comparison. I saw you all in the blue wire
social part like on the comment section. Y'all say like, this is what's wrong with commentary
today. Like watch the fucking video man. There's a specific reason he reminds me of Brady. It's his
mobility in the pocket being immobile. And it's also like kind of that that killer he has in him
on third and medium. I mean, he reminds me of Brady. And the reason I don't feel stupid about saying
that last week is Brady lost to Trevor Simeon today. So it's all good. It was Mike White, dude.
He lost to Mike White. But he did look like Brady in stretches. I mean, three plays in a row in the
second quarter, he had Burrow with touch to Boyd on that fake pitch. You had Burrow to Higgins on the
sideline on the right side. He had a sweet readjust by Higgins. And then a great play
flipping his hips to chase. That was a really athletic play. Rolling left, flipping his hips,
squaring him up to chase and throwing that ball on the run. It was like a baseball throw.
But again, before the half, they settle for three because him and Boyder off.
So you do that, then you give up a two-minute drill to Mike White,
and you find yourself in a ball game late where you got fucking a guy used to play for you,
catching a touchdown, and then a Philly special situation,
and you're like, flashbang, right?
So that's all she wrote.
And the defense stepped up late, and they deserve credit.
The Jets deserve a lot of credit.
But again, Bengals fans.
I don't know how many of y'all listen to this pod.
You put yourself in a situation where you got burnt by a call.
Don't put yourself in that situation.
And then even after that, you've got a chance, and I'm not picking on the guy because he's a great player.
And I know he'd probably sit there and tell you, but after that blown call,
you still have a chance to knock him down on second and eight and force the third and six.
And Woosier just kind of misses the tackle.
It takes a little longer to get him down.
The kid Carter, by the way, that running back had a really.
nice day. They're probably getting the ball back if they make that tackle. So yeah, bad call,
but you don't hang around with the Jets for four quarters, man. You just don't do that if you want to
be a contending football team. Indian Tennessee, this one's going to hurt a lot for the Colts.
You know, like when you're on a team that's kind of middling, you look back, I was on some of these
teams in St. Louis where we were kind of seven and nine. I'm not doing the joke thing because I think
people ridiculously underrate Jeff Fisher as a guy and a coach.
I mean, he's coaching a Super Bowl, and he's been around a long time.
His players love him.
But we were middling for a couple years because we were suffering through quarterback issues.
Well, you look back at the end of the season, and you always remember those one or two games that
you just blew, and you couldn't get back.
And when you're sitting in the locker room afterwards, it's dead silent, and guys are just
taking their pads off, and you know, like, this is a loss that could probably kill.
us. And you're supposed to say like,
ah, we're still in it. Yeah, because mathematically
you are in the Colts are going to be a good football team before
the end of the season. But will they be there
and be under 500 or will they
be in the hunt? And games like this one
in the Baltimore one, those are games
that you can't, you can't get back.
And I also, Jinks Carson, I tweeted
that consecutive
snaps without an interception
thing. Listen,
last year they were ready to burn the guy at the stake,
they said, this guy throws picks with volume.
He's not a volume interception thrower.
He has made some shitty decisions in isolated spots that are more, like, it's less about how many
pixie throws. It's the like, what were you doing factor of some of the pixie throws, like the ones
today, and we'll talk about those. And that comes with reps. Like, I feel like that comes with reps,
and it's something where he maybe has to get out of his own head. And just like you said, like, get,
get off that, like, hey, I can, I can go three and out. I can throw the ball away right here. I don't have to
try to be the hero all the time.
But they started good. Red zone, fourth, you know, fourth down, like Carson and Pittman,
they were rolling. They were up 14-0-0, but then you missed opportunities.
Like, second quarter was all Tennessee, and, you know, the Colts didn't put them away.
You're at home. You got to put them away.
Two big holds on the right side of the line, call back big runs.
Fourth and three, they missed an opportunity. That's on Carson.
At that point, you could be up 21-0 if you put a good drive together.
That's get off the sticks territory.
That's not like, you know, a situation that Tennessee's liable to get back into the way
Tannehill has played this year.
But that was a Tennessee quarter in the second.
And the biggest turning point was that Tiquan Lewis fumble.
This kid was playing well.
He had a sack, a plate earlier.
He comes up with a pick, D. Lyman with a pick.
And we were just talking about this.
We all know horror stories where you get stripped.
The worst part of practice is always going through the ball security drills as a delirming.
It's fun.
You get to act like you're picking up a fumble or an interception.
But I can't lie.
Most of the guys, you go through the drill, lackadaisical.
And you kind of brother-in-law.
That's a coach word.
You just dropped two coach words.
Lackadaisical and brother-in-law.
Hey, and it's one of those things.
I used to tell people all the time.
I'm not brother-in-law and with you because you're not hooking up with my sister.
Totally not a brother-in-law guy.
And also that's a funny saying, dude.
And by the way, for people at home, brother-in-law means like when two dudes are like,
let's just get through this drill.
Yep.
And at the end of the day, like, it's one of those drills where you kind of, you hold on to the
ball loose.
So the guy who's trying to strip you kind of does it easier.
And when it happens in the game, this is what happens.
Yeah, dude.
And coaches are going to love this for tape.
Oh, they love it.
Oh, they're going to love it.
They're going to show it so much, dude.
A defense in the special teams coach are going to love this.
play for tape every dark defensive room like the lights are going to be off tomorrow
morning everybody's going to have a bunch of coffee and and and there's going to be a
red pointer on to Juan Lewis and here's the worst part we do it this is why we do it
this is why we do it oh you guys think it's stupid when we do these drills yes it is
stupid but it was like terrible I mean it was a it was that four minutes to go is
that middle eight we talked about the next play and I said I turned to read and
to Taylor and I said they're gonna take a shot well they didn't have to take
a shot when like every out route like of any depth to a.J. Brown is essentially a shot because he makes
Xavier Rhodes miss. I mean, he was old college try. It looked like they were brother-in-law and then
it's 55 yards to the house. So like it's it's scripted dude in the NFL. It's just scripted.
You know here comes a turnover at midfield. Here comes an explosive play. Whether they take a shot or not,
that's how it ended up. And when you do it when you pick the ball off, you got to cover it up.
It's like all these football cliches, man.
It just came, the middle eight, the whole thing.
There's a reason we talk this bullshit.
He ruined it for all D. Lyman now because now coach is going to say D.Liaman, if you catch the ball, get the fuck down.
Yeah.
Get down.
But that's what it was for Tanna Hill early.
He didn't have a great day.
I mean, but it was all underneath the tight ends and it was outbreakers to AJ Brown, like on loop.
And then the second half, you get variable going forward on fourth and two.
you get more Titans
like kind of ballsy play
and with five minutes ago
it's a big drive for Carson
this is his chance
he's off on 3rd and 16
he missed Doolin late on a shot
turned a field goal into a punt
and then 2424
we get the the holy shit
Carson pick right
we get the like oh my God
you had the one last week
in San Francisco which was bad bad
but also I know what he was trying to do
and I know on the internet it ruins
the joke if we say we know what he was trying to do but the ball slipped out of his hands this one
for a second i thought was more abhorrent but it really isn't when i think it through because
you can't take a safety there and i'm going to tell you who made that play like every time a play
happens in the nfl somebody made it like bud dupre is the one who made this play but dupre ran through
a g pull and play action the guards pulling he he diagnoses pass right away his hair's on fire
He runs through that.
He makes a pile.
He blows up the halfback.
So there's a pile of bodies.
And guess who gets up?
He does.
He gets up off the ground and affects Carson Wentz.
Russian cover work together.
But I mean, he didn't even really need the coverage.
He beat two dudes in play action.
And he just got frantic.
And so big shout out to Bud Dupree.
Like, this doesn't show up in the stat sheet.
Like, you know, their rusher that everybody's talking about right now for good reason is Landry.
And that kid, yeah, I've been waiting for him to blow up because I saw him beat us for a sack in 2018.
It looks like he was shot out of a cannon.
But I'm telling you, we're going to talk about a lot of other people on this team.
Bud Dupree is a guy that affects things that don't show up on the stat sheet a lot.
And that's a play that's probably the most important of the game in a lot of ways.
I mean, Carson at least drove back, third and 16, DPI, forces overtime.
But this was a huge play.
and Bud Dupree deserves credit for that.
When you get to overtime, two things.
Number one, I thought Ryan Tannahill was dead.
Like, Buckner hit him in regulation.
And I was like, oh, he's done, dude.
Like, they had to, like, you know, kind of pick him up,
weekend at Bernie's him.
Yeah.
And when you weekend at Bernie's a quarterback, like it's over.
Like, you might clear protocol like Mahomes did last week,
but there's no way I thought Tannahill was coming back in the game.
And so he comes back in the game.
Carson throws the pick that I really don't get.
I think this pick was worse than the one in the end zone.
Like, no idea what he was doing.
Did need to do it.
Pressure burst pipes.
Yeah, pipes first.
Yeah, like some people get frantic.
It's a real thing.
I think his problem is less being nervous.
I think it's more of being thinking he's invincible and can make every throw.
And that's the thing that can help you as an athlete sometimes.
But damn, if it doesn't hurt him in some big spots.
And that's the key.
It's not the volume interceptions.
It's the quality of the interceptions where you're like.
Like, dude, what were you doing?
And I love Carson, but can't help you there.
I mean, the season's on the line.
San Francisco, Chicago,
Bears fans were on tilt, man.
Like, a Bears win was not only a Bears win,
but it basically counted as like five Bears wins
because it would have, like,
in Chicago Bears fans' minds,
sped up the excommunication of Matt Nagy.
And I don't think there's anybody
who would probably hang out in the city.
that they might get fired in less than Matt Nagy will.
I don't think he's going to be like hanging out of Chicago cut in seven years.
Like I don't think he's going to be coming back to be like,
it's just gone really sour there.
And I feel for guys, I'm not saying like, listen,
I don't know Matt Nagy.
He coached my brother, the whole thing.
Like at the end of the day, these guys are people too,
but it's a performance business.
And the seat is like scolding hot right now.
It's a tough city.
I don't know when this seat isn't scolding.
When I got to Chicago, Lovie was on the scolding hot seat,
and I believe we won 10 games that year,
and we would have made the playoffs.
That's when the Vikings beat Green Bay,
the last game of the season,
only for Green Bay to beat the shit out of them the next week,
and that knocked us out.
And they got Lovie out of their quick.
Bro, Chicago is a pressure cooker, man,
and Nagy's probably on his way out.
And this is funny enough,
like we've said this before, Cliff, Joe Barry,
those guys being at home,
and like Green Bay's been great on defense with Joe at home and Cliff.
You know, they had a great game against Cleveland with him at home.
I'm sure we joke about, hey, you don't want to get Wally Pipped or something,
which never happens at the coaching level.
But like, which is a funny thing.
Coach misses a game because of availability.
They don't get Wally Pipped.
We get Wally Pipped, bro.
But I think Nagy, if I'm being funny, is probably the only one who's probably actually
rooting against his team because he knows, you know, we're going down.
The other guys are trying to win a Super Bowl,
and I don't mean to make light of it,
but it was an interesting dynamic hearing all the fans
kind of chirp all day about Nagy being home.
Now, the Bears figured some shit out with Fields,
and this is part of the problem.
Nagy hasn't gotten the most out of him all the time
and given him game plans that really fit him,
and today felt like a game plan that fit him.
And I don't know if Matt had a great deal to do with that,
if Matt was involved in ways that we didn't know.
But when you flash up the design run stat
on the screen and it says like you're behind
Daniel Jones and how much you run
design run stuff. That's a problem.
Like when you don't roll this guy out,
you don't take advantage of play action,
that's a problem. But today,
Fields 4-4, 40 yards touchdown and design rollouts.
He had 100 plus yards rushing, okay?
He's going to torture D-Lyman for years to come.
He's the type of quarterback.
If you're in his division,
you're like, fuck, that's three less sacks a year for me.
You know, like, if you're an elite guy,
Like if you're a hunter up in Minnesota, if you're like a Zadarius Smith, you're like,
damn, why couldn't it be David Blow?
But like a really good David Blow.
You know what I mean?
I don't even know if David Blow's, I apologize, David.
I don't know if you're on athletic or athletic.
I just, you know.
It's the word.
I think he can run a little bit, so I'm sorry.
Yeah, but like any quarterback.
Why can't you be Brock Oswalders?
Justin Fields is a guy who makes five people miss on fourth and one with 10 minutes
to go in the game.
There were five people that missed.
And then you saw this too.
It's the worst feeling.
Like coaches are going to have field day like over the next couple of weeks with just
footage of stuff that like make you cringe as a coach.
Totally.
For defense-wise, tackling, that shit is unacceptable.
Like he is very athletic, but that is unacceptable.
I think it's a little bit acceptable.
This guy's a freak of nature.
You're being a coach right now.
And I hate it when coaches get up there and they're like, gosh, can we get him down?
Here's the only thing that like, I mean, guys,
The guy's my size.
He's twice as athletic and twice as fast.
And let's just get him down.
Like, you don't contain.
It's not that hard.
Tackle the quarterback.
Guy, he's a cyborg.
This guy reverses field.
And by the way, Fred Warner runs into a brick fucking wall.
Go back and look at that play.
Fred Warner is tracking fields across the field,
trying to meet him at the other hash.
And Jason Peters is standing there like,
Jason Peters's Instagram name is the bodyguard.
Like he was the bouncer in this.
situation bro. It's going to be interesting. Fred Warner is a big fast man and he walked into like a grizzly bear.
It's going to be interesting to see if that's going to be a topic or not because it looks like he was
kind of coming back on that block and I think that could or blind side block. I don't know what the
rules are there. Me either but like the angle of it looked like he was coming back towards the line of
scrimmage which I think is the rule but they didn't call it so it didn't happen and it was a crazy
Well, it was also something that people weren't looking at, like people were looking at that run,
but check out Fred Warner running into Jason Peters.
He's going to torture guys, man.
Like, he's a really good vision runner.
Like, he sees the field well when he's scrambling.
He knows when he's buying time to throw, and he knows when he has to tuck it and go.
And, you know, he made guys miss on that play.
The throw he made in the corner of the end zone to Jesse James earlier in the game was probably one of the biggest wow throws.
I've seen all year.
And I mean,
it was so fucking cool looking.
Like, I want to buy my kid
of Justin Fields jersey just off that throw.
I get it.
So, like, amazing.
And I remember when Patrick Mahomes was doing that all the time.
That's how Patrick Mahomes was doing that four times a game
just last year before shit hit the fan a little bit here.
It might be doing that soon again.
So don't forget how great Patrick Mahomes is.
Okay.
Because the way I got off the couch for that throw,
I did that five times a game.
Like, it was inflation of,
freakish throws of Patrick Mahomes.
So let's not forget about Patrick Mahomes.
Pittsburgh and Cleveland.
Beville Conway Award, maybe.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful set of Unis to look at.
I mean, gorgeous.
By the way, UVA, BYU, although the defense wasn't something that I enjoyed watching.
The uniforms were gorgeous.
Provo is a crazy place to play.
Yeah, it is.
Has to be.
Altitude.
Altitude.
Hey, Miles Garrett today, some great rushes there.
today in this game t j wott miles garrett t j watt spinning against the chip you know perfection
guys so long so twitchy so ball aware but miles garrett might be i mean he might be that guy dude
like he wore the cape to the game he's got the graveyard bruce smith tip the cap to miles did a graveyard
at his house of course he's got some 200 some odd you know gravestones there um but miles shut up
today wearing a cape with all the
quarterbacks he sacked.
And he backed it up.
Eight of the ten pressures
for the Browns, which is good and bad.
It's good for Miles. It's bad because
he could really use a Robin. He's a superhero.
He could use a consistent Robin.
It wasn't like Ben was getting the ball out.
Two and a half seconds about today,
2.45 seconds. He's actually getting
the ball out quicker nowadays.
Great rushers, TJ,
and Miles, but Miles can't do it all himself.
I do want to bring this up.
Ham Hayward, who's like the engine there, he's the guy that like, he's your favorite D. Lyman's
favorite D. Lyman. You know what I mean? Like T.J. gets a lot of credit as he should. You know,
other other guys have gotten credit there, but he's been like the most consistent.
Let me break this one down for you. They're down three nothing. And I feel like the Browns,
if they get up, like 10 nothing or something, and the Browns are driving in, in Steelers'
territory, that game becomes, 10 seems like insurmountable. And that kind of
game. It's third and two. Cam Hayward lined up on the right side of the defense. They run stretch
at him and he strings that play out beautifully, like a linebacker and a defensive tackle in one,
you know, burps the running back. It's now fourth and one. And guess who makes the play on fourth and
one? Cam fucking Hayward. Cam Hayward, I think it was a tackle over just forklifting a 330-pound man
like it's easy because he's a technician and because he's like consistent. Technique leverage.
And he always plays blocks honest.
Like my man blew it up.
The reinforcements come.
And they get the ball.
And so that's a big turning point in the game.
I mean, we talk about the sacks and TJ and that sort of.
Cam played a really good game.
It got crazy, though.
The main event in this game was the Boswell thing.
It's a fake.
Oh, Boswell looking, looking, throwing.
Oswald took a hit too.
and it is wild to me that in a game where you absolutely need your field goals you decide to pass on a field goal in favor of getting your field goal kicker like absolutely murdered the guy got it seemed like it was like you know the bad edits on instagram where you're like that's an edit it's bad
Ryan Rassillo and I tag each other
in bad edits on Instagram
This was a bad edit
It was like Boswell was on the field
And then he like glitched off the camera
You know it's funny
You know like they're saying like now these coaches
Like they listen to the computers
Yeah
And the percentage
Yeah
Like these computers are trolling
Like the robots are trolling
Like yeah
Kick onside kick right now
Like let's run a fake field goal
I don't think that was
I don't know what that was
You know what I think that was
I think they got too sexy on that drive.
They had a dive pitch.
They had a reverse.
I think Tomlin was feeling himself.
And I think they go, yeah, I think we'll just roll Boswell out to the right
and show people at home exactly what they would look like if they ever got zapped onto an NFL football field.
Like if you're ever wondering, that's what you would look like.
And no, his helmet's not supposed to be where it was at the end of that play.
I'm not making light of the guy getting hurt.
But it was like the clock ran out on it.
He was pumped faking poor Boswell.
He was like, go fuck, Mike.
what are you doing man and then all of a sudden and it was roughing it probably was roughing but sorry pat
mcgrifee they don't care about kickers when they're throwing the football and i believe that there's
football guys and sometimes the football guys they don't like that they don't like that shit you're
supposed to you're supposed to play the game how like old school do what you're supposed to do
yeah like kick kick the ball you ain't mike white boswell like we're not going to protect you
i don't protecting you like we protect mike white but cleveland loses to the steelers on a friar moose
catch and the ball don't lie because like the play before because on uh third down and goal like
dionte johnson got mugged i think so friarmouth big play uh and this sucks man like you you you
beat the steelers last year in the playoffs you feel like we've arrived we're here it's been so hard
to get here but that doesn't mean you stay there the injuries some of the misfortune and then
losing this game really some of your best players drop footballs fumbled footballs obj landry i mean like
It wasn't like Baker played lights out.
I mean, you've got to score more points to beat the Steelers.
And it's not like you're losing to prime Big Ben and Heath Miller.
You're getting beat by like Big Ben who can't run around in Friarmouth.
And like they're wounded.
And you're losing to them.
And now look at the schedule.
Like look at their schedule.
Pull up their schedule real quick.
Tell me who they got the rest of the way, Reed.
Tell me some of the teams they got the rest of the way.
I think they play one bad team in the next six, seven,
weeks. So they go bears next week, then lions, at chargers, at bangles, ravens, Vikings,
Titans at chiefs, Browns at Ravens to end this season. So they'll win the next two. They'll win the
next two and then it'll be a slide. And the problem is, and they maybe won't win the next two. That's
the thing. Like they're not even beating teams that I think they should be right now. And so it's
really hard for me to take them like as a contender, unless they get really healthy,
and they don't dig themselves in too much of a hole
like Conklin came back today and then got hurt.
Again, so ridiculous, ridiculous for Browns fans
to feel like you're there and then take a step back
and every division in the AFC has a viable number two.
Like in the NFC there's a ledge everywhere but the NFC West
one to two in the AFC, it's too tight.
So that wild card is crowded.
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More one o'clock games. We'll buzz through the other ones pretty quickly here.
I want to give out the OA award, the award that's given out to the like,
no thanks. I'll stay on the couch.
Play or player or game.
I'm going to give it to the entire Atlanta Carolina game.
This was a severed body parts Halloween prop game.
dude like we had real blood
Matt Ryan was bleeding profusely
it was very red blood
it was all over his
towel and I think it's more impressive
than the Kurt Schilling thing because
Kurt Schilling had to throw pitches
like at the World Series like
anybody would want to play in that
fucking situation like oh so what I got some
blood on my sock Matt Ryan had to play
football for the Falcons
in 2021
against the Carolina Panthers in front of a
regional audience Georgia
already won, dude.
Falcons fans are like, fuck it, dude.
Like, we beat the shit out of Florida yesterday.
They're not even paying attention.
The only people watching are degenerate gamblers.
And you got to play through all that blood.
Sam Darnold got murdered today.
Like, Sam Darnold got crushed.
It's not worth it, dude.
Robbie Anderson got, the guy who hit him was shot out of a cannon.
And they were like the Jordan Peel gift, dude, like sweating.
The refs.
wanted to throw that flag so bad because it was such a violent hit but it was so textbook bro it was
like on the USA football tape but it was also violent I thought Robbie Anderson was dead dude
this game was ridiculous people were people were dropping like flies yeah that that blood like to me was
maybe a little health hazard like his hand yeah he was bleeding and it's on the ball yeah and I think
he threw a pick so like the other team you touched it that that's just a lot of yeah you're right I don't
I don't really know.
They probably should have made him sit out
or they should have got that under control.
It's just like even in box.
Even in boxing, they make you like the cut man.
Like they stopped the fight for the cut.
There was a lot of blood, dude.
Like now that you're saying it,
like the Kurt Schilling.
It's much harder than Kurt Schilling.
Kurtzelling.
Like no matter, oh, if you fucking throw balls,
like whatever, your socks bleeding.
But if you win, you're like the biggest hero ever.
Matt Ryan had to,
it was Atlanta, Carolina.
Week 8, dude.
It's over.
Not for him.
I love Matt Ryan, but like,
shout out to Darren Bates.
Raw room.
Other things I saw in that game,
I don't know.
That was a bad call on the DJ Moore touchdown.
If he would learn to toe drag,
I mean,
I know it's really hard.
It's easier said than done.
That's probably a call he gets,
but he had two feet down, man.
Gilmore had a pick.
We saw some Gilmore.
And Corderole Patterson in another universe.
He played three positions today.
in another universe, like a parallel universe,
maybe in the other simulation,
this guy's a Hall of Famer.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
For sure.
Like, I wish we could have done it over
given him to somebody
that really knows how to use him.
The epitome of like a creative player.
Like when you're playing a game and you like make a player
and he's kind of unfair because he can do everything.
He's a little bit bigger than most guys in positions.
And then he's fast.
He's strong.
He can catch.
He can run.
Yeah, dude, it's like, I don't, yeah.
What's the catch here?
What more?
What's the catch?
When I was in Chicago, I think he played, he was the gunner.
The gunner.
He was the gunner for Minnesota.
And it was just like, when you're watching it and you see it in person, you're just like,
he's almost my size.
And you're just like.
He runs like a deer.
But, but, and on a more serious note, Lane Johnson talked at length on NFL Fox.
By the way, great show.
The guy with the flat top.
beautiful sport coat today actually beautiful suit i don't know it was a plum that guy with the
flat top pretty sharp but lane johnson and jake laser talked uh did a feature last about four or five
minutes about mental health about like why lane missed the past couple weeks he really opened up about
about battling depression anxiety and uh i'm proud of him for it man i'm just proud of him because
that's one of the toughest guys i know like legitimately one of the toughest guys i know competitively
attention to detail, cares more about football, about the result than almost anybody I've ever played with.
I mean, that guy works so hard. To know he battles that too, like it makes him even more impressive to me.
So I don't look at it as a weakness. I look at him as being strong for kind of being the player and the teammate he's been,
but having to juggle those two things and nobody should ever have to do that quietly.
So I hope that more guys seeing an interview like that, you wonder why somebody talk about it,
It's because the football players at home who are watching that,
who are like maybe really macho or come from backgrounds
where you can't talk about like your feelings or you can't talk about not being okay,
like see that and they're like, hey, that's one of the baddest motherfuckers who play football.
And he's talking about not being okay.
And so I think taking the edge off,
that'll make the next conversation easier when somebody wants to open up to a teammate.
And maybe that teammates the difference between a really bad outcome and a really good one.
So I love that people talk about this stuff.
I love the guys talk about it.
I love Darren Waller talking about everything he's been through.
I love Lane talking about what he's been through.
Max Crosby.
Max Crosby, our guy.
Big shout out to Max Crosby.
One reason this Sunday sucked was because Max Crosby wasn't playing.
He's one of my favorite players.
But he's been through some shit.
It makes you stronger.
It makes you stronger.
Everybody's dealing with something.
So love Lane for doing that.
And also Calvin Ridley has announced he's taking some time off
due to mental health.
Listen,
it's part of life.
It's part of life.
And, you know, these guys are guys first
and they're football players second.
We need to take care of each other.
So love Lane talking.
Philly, Detroit, Dan Campbell's O' and eight.
The Lions are O'N8.
Somebody asked me today about them getting a quarterback,
you know, before the trade deadline
or like going in the buy, like,
they're figuring some things out.
I think they get the right quarterback
for what they know.
need right now, which is to continue, like, being very honestly competent every Sunday, except for this
one, and having a quarterback that's probably not going to win you a lot of games with the roster you
have. So they're going to keep losing, like, I hope, I don't wish for them to lose. I know it's,
you know, we joke about draft positions, but it feels like this team really gives us shit. And,
and I hate this for them. I mean, like, it was no fun talking about the Jets late last year.
I mean, we had fun with it, but when you heard, like, May in an interview or some of those guys,
like they were really hurt by the way they lost games and I feel bad for these Detroit guys.
They're going to steal the Oregon kid from from Macon and the G-Men.
Timitoo, he's going to be a Detroit lion.
And the bi-week thing, what do you do here?
On 0-18 coach Nate, like do you just send them to Miami, go to South Beach, get it out of your system,
or do you come in Saturday, keep them in Detroit?
Yeah, like, no, no, no, no.
You got to, well, I'm not sure.
You got to let them go or maybe maybe you have like individual meetings or something and talk talk to the guys and just check the temperature or something
Have one of those like heart to hearts where you don't have any like football planning
Encumbering the like the connectivity in the room like hey what the fuck's really going on what do we need to maybe maybe maybe butter them up
And like when they get back just like hey
It's gonna be hell like college training camp. Yeah be like hey. Be like. Hey guys
you can stay where they play today
no they played at home
I was gonna say that's the worst
a lot of people are like oh man
what if our by week starts and we played the dolphins
like you know you're in Detroit
the one good thing about Detroit is you're very central
you can go almost anywhere Delta is a big hub there
so like you can get right off to your byway
you can go wherever you want I think if I'm Dan Campbell
I know what I got in my locker room
I know my guys aren't quitters
I don't think Dan Campbell thinks they're going to quit.
I think if I'm Dan Campbell, maybe I tell them to just, you know, I'll see you.
We come in, we break the game down, we spend a couple days.
But then Wednesday, you come back next Monday.
You take four days off.
You get out of here.
You get out of the building.
That's like a Xanax for a player on a bad team.
Like hearing the words, just get out of here for a few days.
Like, guys will come back rejuvenated because I do think they believe in
Dan, they'll play hard for him.
Jeff Fisher, when I was in St. Louis, we started bad one year, and he called a meeting,
and it was after a game we got our asses kicked, or we lost in some excruciating fashion.
And he was like, guys, it just got a call from the league office.
And we were like, oh, fuck, what happened?
And he's like, I got some good news for you.
This was just the preseason.
we recorded our bye week.
He's like,
the league called everything that's happened to this point
has just been the preseason.
And they didn't tell us.
We didn't get,
they didn't get around to telling us that this was the regular season.
So I want everybody to get the fuck out of here for a couple days
and like rejuvenate and come back for the opener.
And we're going to be just fine.
And he opens a cooler.
And we're like,
oh my God,
what's in the cooler?
He starts throwing us beers.
He starts tossing us beers.
I caught a Coors light on a Monday.
afternoon.
Like, you know, and guys weren't really drinking a lot of beers or anything, but like,
it was just the gesture was, man, sometimes you just need to realize that everybody's
doing the best they can and the coaches need to go upstairs and take care of business.
The coaches need to stay in the building and figure out what's going wrong schematically.
I can tell you that over a by week, you're not going to make the third tight end on the
lions into the first tight end on some other team.
Like, that's not going to happen.
Not enough developmental work in the world is going to happen to make that happen.
What you need to do is scout your team, give guys a break.
They'll come back rejuvenate.
They better hit that trade wire and do some moving around, change something up.
I don't think you know the game they're playing right now, Nate.
I don't think it's about, I don't think it's about 2021.
I think it's more about 2003 there.
But good job, Siriani.
Good job, Gannon.
I want to make this thing about the Eagles, 38-0.
and they got some photosynthesis going on.
You know, they were talking about soil and crops and all this shit.
Like there's a little leaf popped out.
You know, it's going to see in the sun.
So good job.
A lot of people were Seriani for Halloween.
They ran the football.
Three guys over 50 yards.
Urban Meyer just, I think it went across the ticker on Sports Center.
We're going to adopt the 50, 50, 50 rule on our team.
Like, that's our goal every week.
We're going to have three rushers with 50 yards apiece every week.
I think what they're doing smart, I think they need to keep doing it.
I know it's the lions, take everything with a grain of salt, matchups, make fights,
protect your asset.
Jalen Hertz is your asset.
He didn't look bad today because you didn't have him throwing the ball 40 times a game.
He's probably your trade asset.
And that's fine because I'd be excited to see him somewhere where things are good
and you can actually like develop him for his sake.
But you've got a bunch of picks that keep getting better and better.
The Colts lost, the Dolphins lost.
Like you're going to be able to parlay that into Russell Wilson or drafts.
after some stud quarterback or do this whole thing again.
But like you live, you live to fight another day.
Five another day.
So what you don't want to do is make Jalen look like shit.
It's better for your football team to run the football.
You don't want to depreciate that asset.
And that that was good today.
They mixed it up defensively.
They did a little bit more.
The pass rush got there.
Six sacks.
Yeah, and three of those sacks were in money downs,
like third and fourth down.
You know, it's a lot when Fletcher Cox,
your leader,
you know,
one of the best players
ever played in Philly
gets up there after game
and he's like,
hey,
I didn't sign up to like
2GAP and that sort of thing.
Message,
you know,
like you can do one or two things.
I'm not saying Gannon
changed the whole thing,
but they were better results
and they got off to the quarterback today.
Sweaty J.
Josh Sweat, two sacks.
One of them was gorgeous,
man.
Ran through the chipper
and the tackle,
built a big pile.
It was like a three car pile up.
Second sack on the day.
He's coming.
coming along nicely. DB had a sack too. Miami Buffalo, all that matters to me is the underhit.
It was one of my few bets that hit today. So, uh, so kudos to me. And the Tua talk could get
interesting right now as we sit. It's after midnight, trade deadlines tomorrow, you're today.
I don't know. I heard maybe a trade could get done. Maybe it can't get done. I'll put it this way.
The chances are north of zero from what it sounds like. Um, it's not like. Um, it's not like.
this is a dead thing.
There's some, you know, like what's going on with these civil cases with Deshaun,
and I don't want to get too much into that.
But certain teams are trying to get things settled.
Certain teams are like, ah, no thanks.
Miami's the team that everybody thinks Deshaun ends up with if he ends up with somebody,
and I don't think they get the Tua deal done on time if they can get the Dishan deal done
before the trade deadline.
It'd be hard to do both.
Can you imagine a situation where Tua is playing out the rest of the season because
the Sean Watson is on the exempt list,
on the commissioners list,
and he's playing for his future,
and he's playing to torpedo
that draft pick that Miami's given away.
So the dolphins are going to be behind him.
He's going to be playing his ass off,
and that's the business, right?
Like, you have to compartmentalize
and show up and play
because you're auditioning for a bunch of teams.
Crazy to me, though,
that they'll say explicitly,
you're not the answer.
Your replacement is on the commissioner's list.
He might be out of the building,
but he'll be here soon.
You just, hey, good luck.
Hey, you got to focus on the things that you can control.
That's it.
And for Tua, it's going into work every day
and trying to become a better quarterback.
Because regardless of if he's going to stay there
or go somewhere else, you have to know this is an audition.
Everyone, the eyes are on you.
And this could be the last one, right?
Yeah.
It's like quick.
It goes fast.
So you don't want to throw it away and then have it, have the narrative be, oh, like, he was worried about a guy maybe getting drafted or getting traded to the team.
I don't think he's, I don't think he's like that.
I don't think he has an issue with being mentally weak.
I think his issue is that he's played average.
And the team's not that good.
And he's not the answer there.
We've been saying that, like week one, I said, Mac Jones is going to have a better.
career with his team, then too.
But maybe, but maybe he needs to fire under his ass.
He's someone that was at Alabama where he had all-stars behind him, like, waiting to play.
I don't think motivation is his issue.
I really do just think it sometimes is as simple as he ain't that good yet.
And maybe he will get there.
Maybe he won't.
I think he's doing everything he can.
And, you know, hats off to him for being a professional.
And hey, but I don't want to blame it on Miami, I don't want to blame it on Miami, but Miami is a
dangerous place off the field.
so wildly speculative facts to just like from Alabama to Miami
I don't know Tuscaloosa is pretty crazy I bet
Rams Houston another like the only reason I'm going to talk about this is betting
it's a bad beat man Kingston had the Rams he had him like finishing a parley
you know a bunch of people had the Rams maybe if you didn't get it at 14 when it opened
it went to like 17 that sort of thing and they go up 38 nothing
And they went 3822.
I mean, today, Vegas was ridiculous.
I mean, ridiculous.
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Jacksonville, who cares?
Another team that lost me money.
Okay, Jacksonville team total
over 20 and a half.
Like, weather looks gorgeous in Seattle.
Fuck it, I'm chasing.
Jacksonville, man.
Taylor was like, hey, all you need to know about that game
is coming off a by week,
and Taylor, of course, is Jags fan.
Coming off a by week, it's week eight,
you have two 12 men in the huddle penalties.
12 men on the field, not one, but twice.
That's just like,
That's bad, dude.
That's bad.
That's bad.
So, Jacksonville lost.
That's all you need to know.
Gino was another backup quarterback that, you know, has been slinging the ball around the yard for a couple weeks here.
So we feel like he's just started.
But don't forget, guys back up, guy won too.
So, like, you got Gino.
Nobody's ever going to forget the Gino Smith, Trevor Lawrence duel in Seattle,
where I bet the over on 20 and a half team total of Jacksonville.
Who the fuck cares?
Who cares?
Denver?
your favorite team read who cares who
Washington plus three who cares
who cares who cares
you know
unless you're Denver Broncos fan
the only reason I care about this game is
objectively some of the worst finish
I've ever seen by a team that ended up winning
they're in four minute mode dude
I don't know if you guys saw this
most of you didn't
somebody calls a fumble on first down
on second down Teddy Bridgewater
throws the ball
and then on third down
there's another fumble
that they lose
backed up
so I go from like
dead in the water
four minute mode
to like we're kind of wondering
why they're even running the ball
why they're even like
it was debatable to me
after the first fumble
why you'd even take a snap
but alas second down
let's throw the ball
stop the clock and third
let's fumble it again
and this was all with 37 seconds left
incredible read
37 seconds left first
and 10 from the Denver 22,
Giovante Williams for a yard,
and the fumbles,
recovers.
Then Teddy Bridgewater
incomplete pass,
so I was sick,
and then Melvin Gordon
stripped by Chase Young.
Washington recovers,
but then they...
Well, luckily,
Taylor Heineke threw the fourth downplay
out of the stadium.
Okay?
Not even in the stadium, man.
Like,
nothing worse than watching
all through that game
and building up,
like,
my fucking hope.
that the Washington football team's going to cover,
and then throwing the ball and hitting the mascot.
Like put the ball in play, man, please.
I know the air is thin up there, but holy shit.
I mean, that sure did sail.
That game, fuck that game, Reed.
You watch that every week?
You watch that.
It's pretty tough.
Good Lord, bro.
That's character building stuff.
No wonder you're so high character.
So, yeah, Tampa Bay, New Orleans.
that was that was it
by the way I was on the bucks
money line mile high character
just to remind you
you a mile high character too much candy corn
crush for those motherfuckers
this is the game man
Tom Brady lost Trevor Simeon
what else do you want me to say it's Halloween
man hey pass rush
manning up getting in guys faces
okay that was
that was the key
Halloween you think Simeon you think that was
Jewry's under there
take to take off the the Scooby-Doo
mask? I don't know, man. I don't know if it was, bro. I don't know if it was because at this point
at the end of it, I don't know who was, I don't know. You'd rather have. Pan, pandemic Drew Brees.
Pandemic Drew Brees was, it was a tough. I felt bad for Drew Brees going out like that, bro.
Like just pandemic drew Brees. It was like he just had a rough time. There was nobody in the stands.
Just because he was such a great player in 2020 pandemic was fucked up. But like right off the
bad. I'm thinking, oh, bucks are good. Like, stop on fourth down, Godwin, touchdown. You think it's
different. But, you know, the Saints battle back, James, Treyquan Smith, third and seven, good throw.
And here's the heartbreaking part, because we all know Jameses ends up on the cart.
Get well soon, bro. Yeah, get well soon, dude. Like, James just through that dime for a touchdown
and you're thinking, oh, this might be real. They're, you know, they always match up well with the
bucks, but he could be Tom Brady.
Like, this doesn't look fluky.
Like, they're running their offense.
And, you know, I see Sean Payton mouth to him, and I know that the relationship has been
perceived as being tenuous or, like, that there hadn't been as much trust in James and
all the Taysom stuff and making him earn it.
The way he said good throw to him, it feels like, you know, a coach that's like,
you're getting it.
Like, we're getting each other.
You're getting it.
And it just broke my heart that James got hurt.
I felt bad because it was like you felt James finally getting the win.
You know, he's been grinding it out.
He took last year as like a red shirt year willingly.
He got run out of Tampa.
He watched Tampa win a Super Bowl.
You know, that was Tom Brady, you know, in his sports car, man, like driving around with his ex-wife.
You know what I mean?
Trying to get that get back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then he gets a chance to get that get back.
And you get hurt in that.
game and you're starting to look really good and so I feel for James but he was on crutches after the
game dancing around in there and their locker room was crazy dude yo what's up with the fucking
fog machine fog machine is sick dude yeah I know I bet you I bet you the prices of fog machine is gonna go
up I bet you all NFL teams now are gonna get that I know the bears do the club marketing I forgot
club dub yeah no longer we did club dub after we beat him in the double-doin game but uh but
Yeah, no, like that reminded me of Mike Brown.
You remember Mike Brown, one of our college teammates was on crutches.
He was out for the year with an ACL.
We beat Maryland a last second, and he got caught in all the shots of us rushing the field,
just sprinting on the field.
His crutches, he threw those crutches in the air like it was nothing.
That was James back there dancing after the win.
But that's the kind of guy James is.
And I think that, like, James deserves a lot of love from everybody in New Orleans.
I know they give it to him.
He's been just a great teammate down there, it seems like.
Like, Simeon did a good job, but it was a takeaways.
That's what won the game.
And then, like, the rush and the coverage.
Like, talked about it earlier.
Look at when Tom fumbled.
You know, good coverage.
Cam Jordan, speed to power.
He had a good game.
And what people have to understand is it's not always about the sacks.
You have to see, like, what he's causing.
How much commotion, almost every single play that he's causing.
Like, the little motions you're making the quarterback, step to the left,
step to the right.
Pass rushes who rush, like, whose fastball is power are always more disruptive than speed guys,
down in and down out.
Speed guys are power guys in a baseball sense.
Power guys are average guys in a football sense.
If that makes sense, you can catch up to me.
But, like, he just affects the game.
Like you said in a lot of ways, and he got home and caused the fumble, which was awesome watching him and Tristan Worf's battle.
But, like, he goes speed to power.
he actually pushed Tristan Worf's into Tom Brady and forced that fumble.
They said it was Davenport on the field, but it was him.
And Simeon, you know, hung in there.
I think Sean Payton likes him.
I really do.
I don't think there's enough time to make a call.
I don't think there's enough bodies out there to make a call and find your guy tonight.
And I also don't think he's walking around.
I don't think Cam Newton's their guy unless they're willing to put Tase him on the shelf
because you'd have like kind of a 1A and a 1B.
and that just doesn't really make sense to me.
So I think he might stick with him.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall.
I'll give my fly on the wall to, you know,
I'd love to hear what Sean's doing on the phone tonight.
But kudos to him, though.
Like, at the end of the day, you're only as good as your weakest link.
And everyone's biggest nightmare in the NFL is your starting quarterback getting hurt.
And it's just one of those things that, hey, the backup is working just as hard as the starter.
If not harder, doing extra stuff, not taking away from starters.
but they're all players.
And at the end of the day,
it's on the coaches to have guys ready to play.
Whether they're going to get in or not,
you need to be ready.
And it's a sign.
This kid woke up this morning, bro.
Like when Justin Herbert,
Tyrod punctured his lung,
that's the ultimate.
Like,
I hope you weren't dicking around the hotel last night.
I really hope you were not dicking around.
And because, holy shit,
guess what?
Now you got to beat Tom Brady, Trevor Simeon.
You got to think about it.
Players, that's what you're hoping on.
Like you might be a guy like yo when I didn't play or when I was sued up I'll be a guy I'm not hoping for someone to get hurt
I'm hoping that you know anything happens that I get to play today yeah that I'm going to have my chance and then if I do when it does happen I know that yo I have to make it memorable I need to I need to make it memorable so I can so I have to force the coaches to make a decision whenever the starter comes back or whoever's in front of me I need to force everyone in front of me I need to force everyone in
there to be like hey like we have our starter but this guy's too hot to to sit them back to like to what
it is we need to make it work yeah he did enough i mean he did enough uh the takeaways killed killed
the bucks and that last pick by tom i don't think he saw that that safety at all so loud it was one
the loudest place i've heard all all year like period loud game both teams have two losses that's
crazy in me the craziest thing to me is this i know it's a bad matchup for them and the bucks will be
fine but the defense worries me this is the same defense that grounded that chief's offense last
year this is the same defense that made my homes albeit with without some starters on the
offensive line look like he was running for his life like like they were the only people that could
ground that plane last year and uh they just got beat by Trevor simeon okay and you know the corners
are struggling.
The cockerel penalty
towards the end of the game was,
you know, your weakness biting you.
I mean, they have not been good on the back end,
and they're going to have to fix that.
But I don't know that secondary is a thing
that you can fix through the year.
I mean, it's a really hard thing
to just fix on the fly.
Pat's Chargers.
All I'll say about this one,
and then we're going to get the fuck out of here.
Pats are for real.
They're 500.
We said at the beginning of the year,
they'll probably be a team.
that kind of creeps along and sneaks up
and you're like, you look up in December,
you're like, they're good.
They're not going to be good in September,
and at times they haven't been good early in the fall.
But this is when the season starts in New England
for Bill Belichick and those guys.
Like this is when, you know,
this is like the money down of their season.
It starts now.
Bill Belichick is like this with the Berman,
rubbing his hands.
Like, I got everyone right where I want them.
Right where they want them.
think we suck. And, hey, the final stretch of the season, we're going to start our role. We're
going to catch our, we're going to catch our momentum. And by time it gets to playoffs, that little
snowball is going to be a huge ball, just ready to, ready to knock someone out. No, they're, they're
fucking they improved.
They're resourceful. I mean,
Judon had another big game.
You know, and second straight
year here, they go to L.A. against a
totally different team than they beat last year.
And they beat them in a good
football game. And last year
it was a disaster for
the Chargers, special
teams, turnovers, the whole thing.
This year, they just got beat.
And the Jared Cook miscommunication
on the pick six
was huge. And by the way, that's
Adrian Wilson. He used to play for the Chargers. Hunter Henry snagging an onside kick.
So some like homecoming type games for these guys and a fun game in the fourth quarter.
You know, the Chargers, this one was interesting. This is from Cowboy Reed. We're like eight and two
since last year when the Pats played them. And the Pats have four wins since that point.
Conversely, so they've been going the other way. Three of them to the Jets, dude. Interesting.
I don't think there are two shifts past in the night. I really don't.
do trust the chargers. I do. I know who they are. They're going to have trouble stopping the run
at times, but they're going to be in it at the end of the year because they got that guy under center
and I think they're well coached. So a bloodbath of a Sunday, but we're at the end.
Only fitting on Halloween Sunday. Yeah, it's only fitting, dude. It's only fitting. I do want to
give a St. Louis Memorial Award out to the Frank Gore Memorial Award, which is Frank is alive.
I don't know. We just put Memorial at the end of everything.
but it's about somebody who balled out in obscurity.
And I want to shout out all the baseball players tonight that played
who downstairs we have 14 TVs.
Like the Braves game is starting.
And Reed, in fact, turned a TV off.
Like there was a spare TV.
We had one on like Cowboys, Vikings pregame.
We were watching Washington, Denver.
Like I feel like.
A way too long.
And then we had one on.
Who won the game?
the World Series game.
The Astros.
So it's still going.
Still going.
Maybe I'll bet everything I lost.
Mattress Matt.
Oh,
Matt's Matt.
This is the guy.
He hedges all the guarantees, right?
You told me about this.
The guy in Houston guarantees that if you bought a mattress from him and the Astros win
at all.
You get a refund.
You get a refund on your mattress.
So he goes to Vegas and hedges it.
He bets the Astros huge.
Yeah.
They're trying to buy him out.
He said, no, no, I actually can't.
You can't buy me out.
But there's no way he's selling.
that many mattresses that if he doesn't win that bet that he's also pocketing some money bro that
that guy sells a fuck ton of mattresses they call him mattress mat he must or mac yeah whatever it is
but you know who he is i'm gonna give a nightcap to a guy that i like enough to not cut his hair
when he was a rookie that's josh sweat i mean josh sweat said i don't want my hair cut i said no problem
man you know fucking just learn the playbook buddy well he learned the playbook and he had two sacks two buckets
today. Shout out to him. And I'll take a shot of, I don't know, poison. Anybody got any poison
around here or something? A shot of cyanide? Can you get that in a liquid form? Also want to
shout out. He has a sweet built-in, like his celebration because his last name is Sweat. The whole
little, like wipe it off. Josh Sweat is hilarious and not always intentionally.
Josh Sweat used to ride around in one of those, those motorcycles with the side car. You know,
know like the things that like dudes ride around it with the neon lights underneath yeah he would
ride to work and it would just rain all day like these fucking rookies bro you know the ones i'm
talking about what are they can't ams yeah yeah dude he's got one of those shout out to josh
sweat living life shout out to you bro yeah and i i want to finish the pod shout out a couple
uh people and i guess cowboy you can do the moz shout out because you've spent a ton of time at
moz but moses they're shutting down uh they've they've been awesome right down the street from us
for a couple years now and we're bum they're we've heard the the big party going on over there
through the wall they're they're they're they're going out in style but but cowboy reed you're going
out in the style indeed good folks over there riley and meg on water street they've been there
i think just as long as we've been here it's weird it's been like kind of yeah um and yeah
they're good folks at least we have another moz in town yeah we'll
the other one, but it won't be the same
without Riley and Megan and
Crick and Crick and Crick and
Crick and Bricker Burger. Shout out to Crick
Crick. Shout to Crick who
Crick and Burger bartends
at Moes there
and I've walked by that place a million
times. We play rock paper scissors every
time. I don't think I've lost you
once Crick. I don't think I've
you beat her every time. Every time
dude. I'll stop my truck
if she's out there bartending
stop traffic. Just
whoop up on her and rock paper scissors a little bit.
I will miss that and I'll miss Moes.
Apparently you're the only person to beat her in rock paper scissors.
I'm like the Patriots to Justin Herbert, to her Justin Herbert.
So yeah, shout out to y'all.
And then we had a foundation event this weekend.
I want to thank everybody who came out to that event out at King Family Vineyards.
And if you're not somebody local and you're like, what the hell do you do?
Check it out.
Chris Longfoundation.org, clean water, education.
but somebody who's been a big, big driver
with a lot of stuff we've done,
my executive director, Nicole Woody, is leaving.
She got a great job.
Congrats Nicole.
Yeah, congrats Nicole.
We love you.
You crushed it for us for years.
Me and Nicole were at the Rams together,
and I kind of plucked her from the Rams
and was like, hey, you want to come, you know, work with me,
start my foundation.
And, you know, we, we,
We went on an awesome ride, raised a ton of money, and she's left us in an awesome place.
And I'm wishing her the best of luck at her next gig.
So shout out to Nicole Woody.
We love her.
Awesome.
Shout out to Nicole.
And I like to give a shout out to Kelly Bronze, Turkey.
I'm leaving here to get ready to get to the turkey farms to get ready for everybody.
Yeah, they don't know what's coming.
Do you ever tell them?
No, they don't know.
And I found out this year, which is exciting.
Yeah.
The first turkey that we got ready yesterday is for Martha Stewart.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I'm excited.
And I'm really intrigued.
You're going to handle Martha Stewart's turkey.
I'm really intrigued because maybe she might cook it with Snoop.
She has a show with Snoop.
That's going to be lit.
Yeah, I think she smokes a lot of weed.
Yeah.
By the way, so guys, KellyBron's.
Yeah.
C.O.U.K.
If you guys need a turkey and use promo code Dr.
You can't tell me I'm not the coolest host, bro.
I just let my co-host like plug like his turkey business that he has on the side like
To the millions of the millions yeah you've been by the way we'll talk about this on another pop
We're gonna let the people go you've had some of the craziest jobs on earth like you've been like a serious uber driver
Oh we've done turkey we have to get out of here we're gonna get out of here miss some we miss some topics because
You and your wife are probably the worst at ordering food online. We'll talk about that another day. Yeah
Yeah somebody took our pizza's last guy guys guys
I had Uber Eats ran off for their pizza.
Six mellow mushroom pieces.
Those are premium good pizzas.
Meg wanted to kill the guy at 2 a.m.
I'm like, hey, enjoy the fucking party.
I ordered extreme pizza, whatever that is, at 10.30 a night.
But yeah, anyway, shout out to your turkey farm.
Hey, Heritage Glen Farms.
We'll be back Wednesday.
Me and Macon, we'll be back Wednesday.
Remember, Fax and I, Sunday nights.
Eli.
is going to be our Wednesday guest.
So Double Bird, we're going to talk about that.
I can't wait to just rattle this guy.
You know, like, I can't wait to disrupt him.
Like I used to do on the field sometimes.
Disrupt him on Zoom, just like on the field.
So, yeah, check us out.
Y'all take care.
See you guys next Sunday.
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