Green Light with Chris Long - NFL WK14 Best Bets! Chargers vs Chiefs Total, Vikings To Cover & CFB Conference Championships!

Episode Date: December 7, 2024

Chris, Macon and Stanford Steve share their EXPERT picks for the NFL's WK14 slate - the games to bet, the games to stay away from and the absolute toss ups. Steve starts off with a CFB preview of the conference championships and the potential dilemma the CFB playoff committee could have on it's hands. Then it's pro football - five picks a piece, we give out some great bets with fun all around. Enjoy the picks and HAPPY HUNTING! (00:00) - Intro: College Gameday in Atlanta (5:25) - College Football Round Up (19:39) - NFL Week 14 Best Bets Want your Green Light Merch so you can look exactly like Chris and the fellas? Hit the website below and get kitted! https://stores.kotisdesign.com/yotehouse/products Have some interesting takes, some codebreaks or just want to talk to the Green Light Crew? We want to hear from you. Call into the Green Light Hotline and give us your hottest takes, your biggest gripes and general thoughts. Day and night, this hotline is open. Green Light Hotline: ‪[phone]‬ Send any Talent Search submissions to: [e-mail] Include any video of your talents, takes and bits as well as a little bit about yourself. Love hearing from the Green Light fans. Also, check out our paddling partners at Appomattox River Company to get your canoes, kayaks and paddleboards so you're set to hit the river this summer. https://paddleva.com/ Green Light Spotify Music: https://open.spotify.com/user/951jyryv2nu6l4iqz9p81him9?si=17c560d10ff04a9b Spotify Layup Line: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1olmCMKGMEyWwOKaT1Aah3?si=675d445ddb824c42 Green Light Tube YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgxWFAA-wuB7osdiAJyLOcw Green Light with Chris Long: Subscribe and enjoy weekly content including podcasts, documentaries, live chats, celebrity interviews and more including hot news items, trending discussions from the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, NCAA are just a small part of what we will be sharing with you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I have an auto pick coming up, which is exciting. Won't even have to think about it. It'll take me a half second to get out, you idiots. I'm going to go under and chargeers chiefs. Over Chargers Chiefs. You like that? You like that? Didn't have to think of, fuck, I don't like that at all.

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Saturday Best Betts with Stanford Steve Chris and Making we run through the NFL's Week 14 slate and have a blast. We also preview some of the college football conference championships, the best games. Steve says hello from Game Day, covering the SEC Championship, Texas, Georgia, and then Stephen Makin go head-to-head pretty much. They go against each other in a few picks. Tail these guys are Fatham.

It's your choice. Enjoy it, and we'll be back on Monday at 11 a.m. Eastern. White Steve. What up? Welcome to the show. Hey, Steve. Yeah. How are you doing?

Great. I'm inside. I don't have to walk outside to go to our set here in Atlanta, Georgia, fired up for a game day. SEC championship game. It means more. There's nothing better. Do we have a guest picker? Yeah.

Who? Timothy Shampley. Oh, Tim. Wait. Shalame? Salome. Salome. Yeah.

No way, dude. Willie Wonka. A lot of people are going to freak out about that. That's dope. Well, because he's like real famous. Yeah, to some. You know he was in Dune? Have you seen Dune? I've heard Dune. I refuse to watch it.

Maybe I will now because Timothy. You need to watch soon. It's also going to be Bob Dylan. He was Wonka. More importantly, he was the Al Jaibe. Okay. He's on Al-Gaibe. Yeah.

Timothy Shalameh. Here we go. Research. Was born December 27th, 1995. Where? New York, New York. And why has he got so many accents in his name? I don't know. You should ask him, how does it feel?

Oh. Hey, I like the hurricane. Completely unknown to me. We'll talk a little college football, but first things first, we've got to make people some money, huh? Mm. Nice haircut, Chris. Good to see you're winning money to get hair. haircut making shit keeps falling over his ears i'm actually paying with a fan for a family vacation

with uh gambling money all right where we going i believe we're going to go to the bahamas which one bahama or atlantis i don't want to docks our location but probably margaritaville my wife wanted somewhere really classy so margaritaville five-star inclusive shirts off you going can't tell you come on i might go to the Bahamas bowl, guys. Wow. Nice. Yeah, some kids might enjoy it, right?

Who's going to play in the Bahamas Bowl, Steve? Oh, Mac versus... Hmm. That's usually Mac versus Sunbelt. Is it already done? I think it's already announced. Yeah. It's Buffalo and Liberty.

Bang. Go Bulls. Wow. Okay. so anyways yeah i don't know if liberty's going to be able to feel the team why is that their runnybacks in the portal

head coaches are shopping for or uh interviewing for jobs quarterbacks gone you might want to stand the beach you know who never entered the portal jesus where do we go from there i'm just saying nother name's going to get a home game in the playoff

after losing to Northern Illinois. Yep. Committee doesn't care who you lose to. No, I can tell. Or how many times you lose. How do you feel about the Bama thing? I had to give up. I threw up the white flag for my Ole Miss argument.

I thought Ole Miss was more deserving and is a better team and should have banked ranked higher than Alabama. they beat Georgia more convincingly. They beat South Carolina more convincingly. And they lost two games basically on one play each. They led the whole game against LSU and get beaten overtime on a pass after kicking a field goal. And yeah, that's where I feel on Ole Miss. But now once you saw Duke and Louisville not ranked Tuesday night, you knew Bama was going to be ranked ahead of my.

Miami. Let me ask you this. It's about wins. How far down the list do you have to go a team that could win it all in the playoff? I think Ole Miss is a team that could win it all and they're not going to make it. Okay, but let's do the actual playoff or who you expect to be in the playoff. Anybody can win the national title. Really? You think so? Boise? I think Boise. I think Boise's not going to be in the playoff because I think U and LV's going to win. Wow. Wow. We're already here. Should we stay here? Let's just stay here for a second. Okay, let's stay here. Yeah, but your guys are there and I'm here.

Understood. We're in college football. College football. Oh, okay. Staying in college football. Steve, what result this weekend gives the committee the biggest problem? Clemson blowing out SMU. Yeah.

What do you do? What do you do? I put Alabama in. Over SMU. Yeah. I mean, obviously. Right? Well, it sounds like you would put Ole Miss in, but you're operating with.

What I would do or what they're going to do? Both. We're asking both. I would put SMU in. Oh, oh, okay. ACC, two clubs. Everything's been so crazy with upsets this year. They've avoided that.

And I still think after last year to ACC has some gripes. And so, my friend, you're then saying that, SMU or Clemson could win the national championship? Correct. All right, let me ask you this. This guy's fucking insane. I mean, respectfully. Let me ask you this, Steve.

Is the best game of the weekend, Oregon, Penn State? No. And are you allowed to say that? No, it's not. What's the best game of the weekend? Right here. Georgia, Texas. In Atlanta. 50-50.

Sold out. People were saying you could get in the Big Ten championship game for 20 bucks, 40 bucks? that's not good 12 12 look at these guys behind the scenes are working today huh yeah today got the calculator so yeah um no we got everything we want here chris like it uh being here for games in the past like being sold out it's better than the national championship atmosphere because first of all it means more and it's 50 50 the place is sold out there's this weird thing about the...

Have you played here at a Ben's Dome? There's like this heat wave that comes through in the second half. Like it gets hot as hell on the field. Did I play a Super Bowl in the Ben's Dome? No. No, Houston and fucking Minnesota. Yeah.

No, I don't think I've ever played in the Benz Dome. You won Man of the Year in the Benz Dome. That's right. I've been to the Benzum. And you went to Northside Tavern, and I couldn't meet you. Right after? Yeah. It's the best bar in the world.

Are you going to Northside Tavern tonight? I already went. Oh, you're kidding me, dude. Last night. You're kidding me. No. Can't go on. We have a curfew tonight.

Game day tomorrow. Is Rye guy down there or is Rye guy? No. Rye guy's in Denver. Oh, yeah, he is. He told me. He sent me pictures. By the way, that stadium, new top five in the NFL. What, Denver?

Yeah. Oh, just anything, Denver. Awesome. Well, I know why you like it. Well, no. I can get that here. But it's the 300 days of sunshine. Well, they should.

It's good stuff there. But it's 300 days of sunshine. It's the outdoor lifestyle that people live. Mountains. The mountains. I don't quite love the fact that stadium is so far from everything, especially when everything is just flat. Isn't it kind of far?

Or is that the airport? The airport is far as hell. Oh, that airport. And then they got the end of the world murals. They do have that. Down by courts, it's not a great area. Not a great area, but.

Okay. Hey, Steve. Yes, bud. I know we're trying to win championships and all that sort of thing. What else are you trying to do? Well, maybe. Christmas shop. Sit down, sit down some of my best players to avoid injuries in conference championship games

so I can go into the playoff and win a national title. That's interesting. How about play the game and win a championship game? and win a championship and then get a buy. How about that? How about the buy after? How about being less games to win a national championship? That buy probably matters a great deal.

How about that? Hand in the dirt. Hand in the dirt and compete. I'll do you one better. I'll put my foot in the fucking ground, Steve, and I'll start running downhill. Not enough left for you. Figure that out.

They're not, they're blunt stones. What is a blunt stone, bro? This is a blunt stone. Oh, I know what those are. It's fake stone. These are new balances. All right. What else do you want to ask about college football?

What are, is this chaos? Do you like the dogs? What are we seeing this week? I like the dogs. I really do. I think Penn State matches up well. They have difference makers on the defensive line, more so than Penn State. I don't think Oregon's speed will be a problem for them.

The issue I have is Penn State's offense. What's Drew Allen going to do on the biggest third and seven of the game? Are they going to have Tyler Warren behind the center? Receivers, best ones, seems like he's nicked up. They've had problems separating from guys. I would throw the ball in my running backs. They have NFL running backs. Just how Georgia beat Texas and Tennessee,

involving a tight end and running backs into the past game. I think it's tough, especially in a game where there's so much at stake. And Penn State's a true underdog. I mean, a week ago at this time, nobody had them even playing in this game. So a chance for Penn State to be in this environment and be a true underdog against the number one team undefeated whose schedule really hasn't had them tested. I like the position for Penn State. Now you got to go out and do it.

Let me ask you this question. Okay. Who's the best coach in the playoff? You got to go Kirby Smart. I know you'd say that. Yeah. It's kind of wondering if Dan Lannning is ascending to the point where he was on that very short list. He's got to win the, I mean, go back to last year.

He's a close to a double-digit favorite against Washington still, which I don't understand to this day. That was Michael Pennix of the Atlanta Falcons, bro. It was. And Oregon faltered. Yeah, no question. Got it. You know, they faltered. No.

Georgia double-digit favorites against Georgia Tech. It only took them 90 minutes to beat him. of real football. It's rivalry game, dude. All these conference championships can be won by first year schools in these conferences, which is just dumb. So I'm rooting for the old school.

And it sounds like Steve thinks that's going to happen. Clemson's a dog too, Georgia's a dog, Penn State and State. I love Iowa State. He loves Iowa State. No one even mentions that they're playing in this game. Everybody just talks about it. Nobody mentions this game.

Well, it's only because there's only one team that's going to get in from the Big 12. Right. But also, Arizona State, probably the least Big 12 feeling school ever. Yeah, they have to. They have just so much back 12th pride. Steve, how soon can we rearrange these seeds and do away with conference champions getting the top four? Yeah, Reese has been on that, pounding that drum for over a month now. I think they have to go in and change it because I don't know if you guys watch the Tuesday,

show, but it's even more confusing when you rank the teams and then you do the bracket and there's two numbers next to teams. Give me the 12 and then they seed them. And then we're good. I think that's a change that'll be made immediately. Boise might be, I know you're saying they're going to lose. Boise could be 10, 10, 11, 12 and they're going to be, they could get a buy. Yeah.

They could get a buy. Okay. Doke? Who's the best team with the worst quarterback? Best team with the worst quarterback. Yeah, in this playoff. Who's Notre Dame's quarterback? Riley Leonard. Guys, this is in my sport.

See what Notre Dame is? They pluck an ACC quarterback every year. Yeah, make them look better than he did in the ACC. Probably Boise. Okay. Okay. I like all the quarterbacks. okay I like all the quarterbacks just generally has anyone ever

has anyone ever planted a flag at UVA uh worse far worse yeah they think they drew dicks on our field one time even worse than that what happened we got a v saber at the 50 they painted a they burned a T connected to the V I do want to say this though wow and I said this a few nights ago Bud Foster could walk in my front lawn and plant

a Virginia Tech flag and you won't see me rushing out to beat the man up because we got to win on the damn field. Somebody tells me that I chuckled. You know what? It is true. I'm wait to.

Like what do you get mad? Get mad? How about beating them? Including me? O and four. Coach Savant said he would be more upset if his team did the flag planting. Yeah, because that's not his style.

But now everything. How about Avant being the guy taking the middle? Michigan flag back in those undergrads pushing a guy who had a great NFL career like he's like a professional athlete bro i'll tell you what if i had a damn good time Saturday yeah you did good for him yeah good for him but how about we got to draw the line somewhere number one i think we should draw the line because these fucking kids they're onto the next school as soon as the season's over and they're acting like oh we care so much about the damn logo yeah no you don't it's just

Everything's about clout now. I'm just over it. Nick's, Nick said, $5 million. There won't be any more flag planting. Yeah. Well,

back in the day, if there was a flag planning, it was born in real hatred. It was born in real, like, like there was something special about that. Now it's just like inflation. The currency is just,

yeah. And on turf, it doesn't really. On turf. How about planning a trident? That stuck? Yeah, it was wild. The kids have been to these schools for three months.

I know, they're like, you don't do that about my school. It just gave me $60,000 via a car dealership. Or three schools in eight years. Yeah, dude. So anyways, just don't expect me to care about the flag planning. I like, you know. Totally way. I love my RV.

I got a 24 footer. Take my family wherever I want to go. Even better. I can go alone. Sometimes I take Nate and Reed to Tennessee. sometimes I'll take it to the river sometimes I mean I've had a lot of great trips in my RV but what I didn't realize is that when I take my RV somewhere else I could be double dipping I could be making money at home while my house is vacant I could turn it into an Airbnb

and I guess that's the point you never know how much your house is worth you think it's worth one thing you leave for the weekend you could be raking in cash so while you're away your home could be an Airbnb had you thought about that your home might be worth a lot more than you thought it was. Find out how much at airmanb.com slash host. Okay, let's talk NFL, shall we? Yeah. Who are the standing for the lot? He won the time machine. He won the time machine. Unbeknownst to me, I'm down eight six.

Thanks, Steve. Nobody talks about that. That's an omen. That's an omen that maybe, well, actually, he can only go up from here, making, right? Was down 4-1, 5-1, I think, up 8-6. Nobody talks about this. Nobody talks about John-Mahon-Movil video game. talking about. Nobody talks about my being over 500. Standings. Everybody is still over 50% making it 50.8%. Yeah, that's not going to cover the juice.

Steve will cover the juice. 55.6% above the 55% threshold to cover the juice. And Chris is at 64.1%. 41.23. Let's keep it going. I had a damn push, bro. I had a damn push. Yeah, welcome. I hated that.

That was just like the 45. Pushed. And I'm also, Chris, you appreciate this. I'm also on the sidelines at Texas, Texas, A&M. And a reporter turns her phone to me. And it's a text from Macon that says, I used my half point in the wrong team last week. It's just, I'm on the road getting hassled by this guy.

It's all excuses with this guy always. Are those corroyce or jeans making? Jeans. Okay. We're going outside today. I, uh, I, uh, yeah. Somebody said, I'm going to see Stanford Steve tonight. Anything you want me to say, I said, tell him he should have taken his half point with the Eagles and not the Vikings.

Tell him I'm on his ass and it only takes one week. Didn't even need it on the Eagles, so you were wrong. I'll say it to your face again. It only takes one week. I'm on your ad. Are we doing a special where we 15 times? Are you still the ass? No, not you.

Are you still the ass? I can catch him. You're still the, you're not the ass sandwich anymore? No, I'm only riding one ass. I'm an ass, uh, I'm an ass. Ash jockey. But what's like a, like a bread? Ass jostata.

I'm an ass tostata. All right? What's a toastata? I, uh, oh, I'm up. Okay. This is his way of taking a long time. Yeah, exactly. Newman Ray.

Look, here we go. I, oh, okay, last week we're doing picks over text. It's him taking six hours. I tried to start it on Tuesday. Bro, I knew what you were doing right when you did it. These guys started. No, it wasn't Tuesday. Yes, it was.

Yes, it was. I thought you were just waiting for it to be Friday, so you saw updated lines and suck. No, honestly, I'm just busy. Okay. You guys didn't know anything about that. Yeah. Hey. You are funny too, Chris.

Yeah. You got to be funny. I don't. You're busy. You got to be funny. You're going to say, you're hedging here. I don't like my picks,

okay? But I'm going to make a pick that worked out a week or two ago and take a professional football team. When will you realize people don't care about the qualifications? Against a bad football team that's been eliminated from playoff contention.

Take the team. I'm going to take a team that's plus 39 in point differential over the team that's minus 110. And I'm going to take, I'm going to pick against the team that's playing their fourth game out of five on the road. That doesn't seem fair. Give me the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at home against Las Vegas Raiders. And now what y'all are going to say is look out the Raiders. No, I think this Bucks, this Bucks is a professional operation here. Give me the Tampa Bay Bucks minus we'll call us six and a half.

All right, Steve. Rams. That line's going to move down to three. You're getting at three and a half here? Three and a half. Boy, getting it three and a half. You got two picks. Yeah, I'll take the Vikings.

Give me a team playing the quarterback who cannot get the ball outside the numbers. And might as well take the Saints then. Oh, I like the Saints. You know me well. I also like drum roll I'm going to do the thing Megan does I like the Tennessee Titans

your jacks against your jacks against my jags it's time to fade the jags they've been covering the spread too much I think people are going to be looking at the Titans saying oh they suck ass did you see that last week nobody saw it but we saw the score

I think you're right about that one I do like the Titans in that spot it's Mac Jones man What's the Cardinals line? It is two and a half. I'll take the Seahawks. There's my half point. Damn it.

Suck it, make it. Oh, suck it. Suck on these. With your Tustata. Tastata. You go to Tustada. Makes you got two picks. I understand that I have two picks.

You could make one and then do your stall thing. I do feel like I'm just being... That's pretty good. That's catty. I'd like, can I take those Titans? Can we double up? No. All right.

It was a joke, Steve. Take your team total over, if you like them so much. Why don't you marry him? That's interesting. Titans team total, 22 and a half. That's a whole lot of points. Can't do that. All right.

Listen, Steve. I'm listening. You know, those dolphins still think they have a shot, right? It's going to be warmer. that line is fishy as hell. Yeah, no pun intended. Why? Because it's, why? Because they should be given more.

The jets are terrible. I don't think it's fishy. I'll tell them too much, sir, Steve. Give me the Miami Dolphins. You already did. All right. Okay. Okay.

Wait, so you heard it was fishy? I don't agree with it being fishy. Okay. Plenty talent on that, That's roster. Those guys get paid too. You know what I'm saying? You need at least two totals. I'm going to die of old age real quick. I'm going to. Oh, I'll be back.

Give me the, I'm going to go away from my pension to kick in. Give me the Arizona Cardinals at home, please. I don't like, I don't like the pick, but I don't like Steve, even more than I don't like the pick. Okay. Love you, too. decisions to make here. Yeah. You got two totals and a wildcard left.

Okay. All right. Give me the Giants under team total. Can I? And what's that Saints line as I get ready to pick four and a half? Just went to five and a half on my side. Fuck you. No, I know it didn't.

No. I'm mine a bit. We're going off of these. We're going off of these, bro. I can't see him. I can't see him. I got the Saints. Four and a half.

You guys don't like the game. Take it up with Matt. That's ridiculous. I am trying to take it up with Matt. and he's just conveniently not listening to me. All right, so I'm doing a total here. Matt's rules now? I thought this was a green light pod.

Matt's rules. Yeah. He should have done that in Nebraska. Yeah. Green like the rules. Yeah. Matt rule. Matt's rules.

No, I got you. I had you like. I don't think they have. Okay. Should have done it in Carolina. Let me do. You have to do totals. Yeah, I know.

I'll take the under in Miami. I have an auto pick coming up, which is exciting. Won't even have to think about it. It'll take me a half second to get out. you idiots. I'm going to go under and Chargers Chiefs. Over Chargers Chiefs. You like that?

You like that? Didn't have to think. Fuck, I don't like that at all. I really don't like that. Yeah. I was just... Listen, I was just reading about how that's an under. I think I even wrote down you next to the thing.

At least you know how to read. Hey, Matt, can I take that one back? No. Oh, Matt rules. I like Matt's rules. Matt's rules. Matt's rules. But it's going to be on the graphic and everything.

Like, people read that. You're actually smart. You know what? You need to go against Steve. It's your only chance. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm not like. We can't pick the Monday night game.

He's so uncomfortable. Can we pick them on a night game? Look, I have hit right. Look at that. Is that a you? Look at that. Look at it. Now it's a charge of you.

Yeah, I got you. Yeah. Makes, we need another total from you. Matt, I think I screwed that up, my friend. I don't, I'm going to be thinking about that all day. Just bet the under then. Screw your pick. I don't bet.

I don't bet. That's why I don't care about y'all talking about the juice and stuff, you know? All right. I'm even on the year. All right. Time out. Idiots. Like you're like Beny-Tennis.

Talking through all his three. I used to bet tennis. It didn't go very well. I don't bet tennis anymore. Okay. How do you pay for diapers? MLS, bro. Real estate.

Yeah. All right. I don't know what to do here, guys. Get it right. I can't even find the, I can't even find the totals here. I hope your clients start to be like, bro, can you hurry up and make your fucking fix?

Like you're like, yeah, you see, there's no rate on here. And they're like, one more thing. What's, I've been waiting to bring this up. What's, what's even worse is that I ask you, the client, to pay for somebody else

to test the radon. Yeah, that's right. I'm not even involved in the radar. I know. It's a racket, dude. It's a serious racket. The Chargers and Chiefs aren't going to approach 40 points, much less 43. I shouldn't have done that. Make your second pick. I don't have a second pick. Who's up? Is Kinley there? Where's Kinley?

He's over at the office. He's 1 and 0 for me this year. Chargers Chief's balmy 51 degrees. Okay. Making you're getting skipped for No, hold on! All right. Skip.

Eight. Five. Four, this will be official. If I get to zero, we're skipping you. Three, two, one. Jack's Titans under. Niners, Bears under. Okay.

All right. Okay. All right. I got to pick a total. Yeah. I will go with. You know how Chris got an asterisk on a graph earlier this year? Cowboy, you remember that?

He got an asterisk? Sure. I get one saying that I'm just, I'm not making real picks. Yeah, give him one next to his name. That's just, we should add Kinley is one and oh for making. Take a win away from making. Yeah. That flipped.

That was the Dallas, Washington one that I had under that went over. And Kenley was so far under. on Miami somebody and then it went over and he won. Kenley got you right. Yeah. And I remember in the first half of the game, you were like, fuck Kinley. Yeah. Fuck Steve's security guard guys. Yeah. And then you don't want to do that. Yeah. That's what I said. Nah, Kinley and I are are tight. Chris has the last pick, Macon, you can start thinking about your half you know, I think I'll take the, I'm choosing between two totals here. Take a page out of

Macon's book. Let me take a second here. Yeah, take a second. You know what? I got the giant and New Orleans under. Okay. Matt, you're writing it under the Steve. You're writing it under Steve. I mean, I got to do everybody's job around here. That's funny. That's funny.

That's a special kind of humor. Chris, where do you want your half point? I'll take my half point. Let's see. I think probably on the total. I'm nodding for him. I'm not looking at Matt. I'm just,

there's five picks I need to look at. I'm not worried about the Vikings. I'm a little bit worried about the Titans winning by three, but I don't do pushes. I'm not worried about those. Pushed in. I'm going to go the 41, I'll go 40 and a half.

Or 41.5, I'm sorry. 41.5 Giants, New Orleans, half point. Steve already took his, huh? Yep. I'll go dolphins down to five and a half please thank you all right thank you guys this was really highly enjoyable all right let's read them back to people

oh good making read yours out sure he can read he can read now just ask bucks minus six and a half dolphins minus five and a half cardinals minus two and a half steve pick Chargers chiefs over 43 Steve pick Jags Titans under 40 I don't remember making that pick. Those are my five. Why are you betting all the hot weather teams? Also, making gave me so much shit for only taking favorites and he just took three.

I saw it as it was happening. I saw it as it was happening. Hey, if it's PD public year, I'm going to be PD public. But not every, every, for instance, this week, the Saints are not a public play. I understand that. And nor are the Titans, I don't believe. Titans could be. Steve has Rams plus three and a half, Seahawks plus three with the half point. Giants, team total, under 17 and a half. Chargers, Chiefs, under 43, Niners, Bears, under 44.

Fuck, that's a four and one. Vikings, minus five and a half. Titans, minus three and a half. Saints, minus four and a half. Dolphins, Jets, under 45. Giants, New Orleans, under 41. And a half. Dolphins are going to lose that game.

Really? It's fishy. They're going to lose? Possibly. Try this on. If I had to bet one money line, for sure, I'm betting the damn. Jets.

That's not true. Out of those two teams? I'm not going to bet the favorite, not with that kind of. Okay, but picture this. Final from Miami, Dolphins 24, Jets 13.

I'm happy, because the under's the main point. For you. Yeah. I, these, I fucked it up. Every week.

But you know what? I think I'll go two and three. I'll be literally at 500. And that's when I, that's when I, Yeah, but you'll be below 500 because of Kinley's pick. Stop with the Kinley's pick thing. It's a fact. It was my fucking courage, you dipshit, that trusted Kinley's pit.

Dips shit, huh? Yeah, dip shit. Okay. Steve, I want to, no, I want to take the fungo stick. That's where you are. I want to take dip shit back. You're a fungo. I don't even get the insult.

You have to play fucking sports. Not tennis. Have you guys ever played fungo golf with a fungo bat? What a fungostick looks like. I'm looking at a fungo. You're fungo. Fungo bats are fun. No, I take the dipshit thing back.

I apologize for that. People listening are. Who's listening to this? Actually, a lot of people. tweet making and tell them you love being called a fungo tweet making and call them a fungo when you hear of this yeah tweet at making fungo i take no offense to that yeah for bonus code fungo promo code fungo all right

bet mGM promo code fungo all right take care everybody good love have a great weekend steve fungo it's an automatic two and three week Steve i'll see you tomorrow night you're coming I mean, what if we got on a plane? Oh, we got to do day before, notice on this. It is day before.

Tomorrow we're going to Georgia. I mean, Delta, it's like a 40-minute flight. I don't like conference championship games. This is totally different, dude. It means more. Yeah, it means a little bit more. A bye? Take care.