Green Light with Chris Long - NFL WK7 Recap! Panic Time for Tom Brady & Aaron Rodgers, Dak is Back & Yankees Fall to Astros.

Episode Date: October 24, 2022

(2:22) - America's Teams: Green Light's Trip to NY to see the Yankees, a Special Halloween Trip & Shoutout VDOT. (39:53) - NFK WK7 Recap: Battle of the (Worst) Bays, Dak is Back, Giants Continue Streak & Kyle Goes In-Depth on Tennessee vs Indianapolis. (1:25:51) - One Word for Best of the Rest: NYJ vs Denver, Cincinnati vs Atlanta, Seattle vs LAC, Baltimore vs Cleveland, Seattle vs LAC and LV vs Houston. (1:33:35) - Miller Lite Mentions: Tom Brady's Cell Phone, Mark Sanchez, Austin Blythe and more! Green Light Spotify Music: https://open.spotify.com/user/951jyryv2nu6l4iqz9p81him9?si=17c560d10ff04a9b Spotify Layup Line: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1olmCMKGMEyWwOKaT1Aah3?si=675d445ddb824c42 Green Light Tube YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/GreenLightTube1 Green Light with Chris Long: Subscribe and enjoy weekly content including podcasts, documentaries, live chats, celebrity interviews and more including hot news items, trending discussions from the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, NCAA are just a small part of what we will be sharing with you. https://www.greenlightpodcast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Tennessee, y'all, too. 1-800-9-9-7-89. Welcome to the Greenlight podcast. NFL Week 7 recap. We run through some of the best games from the weekend. We also recap the Greenlight traveling circus to New York City. We went up there to watch the Yankees game. They unfortunately got swept, but now it's Phillies, Astros, World Series.

We might go to that one on Halloween. But football, we run through the best games. We talk the problem in the bays with Aaron Rogers and Tom Brady. Dallas, Detroit, DAC is back. Kansas City and San Francisco. Kyle goes in depth on Tennessee,

Indianapolis. Making gets hype about the Giants in Jacksonville. And Chris has a problem with Miami. We do a one word for the best of the rest and jump into Miller Light mentions. Y'all enjoy. And stay tuned on Wednesday

for some more wonderful green light. I want to have a moment of silence for all my monies that left my I don't even know what account is linked to my win bed account, but all the monies that left my account and matriculated their way into the wind bed app. House monies, nonetheless, but they're gone now. And there's no getting them back.

And I need to change. I can't gamble like I gambled last night. I was a degenerate. I was the guy that needs to call the hotline. I got mad at the 1 p.m.'s and took them out on the 4.4. PMs, you know the deal. Yep. Jags Money Line

under in Green Bay, Buck's first half, Buck's live line over an indie, not even close. Jets won. San Francisco. San Francisco in five teasers,

okay? Thought seven points would be enough. It kept it within 30. Yeah, and then the under in San Francisco, which was excruciating. Man. Then I bet the over Sunday night.

Guys, I was all. on fire, not in a good way yesterday. So I'll be stopping now until tonight. And hey, can I say this? Fuck the dolphins, all I need you guys to do is score some fucking points. I get talked into them over a whole off-season.

I gotta be nice to Tua because I said something mean about the deep ball, I gotta kiss your asses, and then I bet the over just on the strength that you guys be in a fucking machine offensively. Well, when you look closer, you're not a machine offensively. You had one good half against Baltimore. You scored 14 points on offense against fucking Buffalo. You scored zero points in the second half last night.

Kick the field goal. Just take the fucking points. The offense outside the Ravens has not been that good. I don't want to make this about Miami. This is about my gambling. And I'll take this moment to be quiet and take the moment of silence. Okay. These are my win bet.

Kyle, it was a fucking moment of silence. Now I got a bet tonight. There you go. You can bet with that. Those are my win-bet winnings from last week. I bet the over. Could I interest you in any tennis live lines, which go all day long? No, no, no.

Bro, I worked so hard. I worked tirelessly to climb out of a hole this weekend. And did so well. I'm like 75% out of that hole. Give me a Borna Corridge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna have to look, I'm not to jump into the app. Born of Corridge.

I know there's some scar tissue with Borna Corridge, but there are ways out of this hole and I'm sorry for your... Fucking dolphins, man. They could be great. They might be great. The first 15, they're great. Mostert. Mike McDaniel's got a great play sheet.

Outside zone. Yeah, to get Edmonds off the field, dude. Just give me mustard. Yes. But holy shit, dude, I had the over in that game. The first five minutes of that game seemed like it was going to hit in the first quarter. Could have been the first quarter. Okay.

Guys, I had a bad day. Okay, so we're going to flush it. We're going to move on. And I'm going to bet the fuck out of Monday night. What do you think the right play is? The chase continues. I'm going to look up who's playing. It's absolutely the Patriots, 100% the Patriots.

You know planet Earth when there's like a... Take the under. A cougar running after a bunch of elk. And eventually he just tries to fucking eat them all. And then he gets tired and stops. I'm not going to stop. Just keep going to bet the Patriots tonight. You're on trend.

A cougar on trend. I'm going to bet the Patriots big tonight. This might not make you feel any better, but I'm on a little two-team teaser. Steelers plus 14, which is now in the past for you and Patriots minus one. I want you to win. Thanks.

I got a question for you, Chris. Would you be as heavily invested in the Patriots if I told you that Mack Jones was for sure the starter? It kind of doesn't matter for me. Okay. No, I'm betting heavy. No, I'm betting heavier if it's a Zappy-led team. Really?

Yeah. No, Mac Jones is the guy. You got to stick with the hot hand. Download bet win. I agree to disagree. I don't know if the guy's in New England. Maybe they need to trade for Aaron Rogers. We'll talk about that in a little bit.

Okay. Let's talk about our weekend. I mean, a couple of us were there. We went to New York. And I blame what I just talked about on fucking New York City turned me into a big, dumb animal. I came home and I just, I just sought stimulus. I just sat on the couch alone.

You fuckers, we took the day off, so I was alone. Nobody was like, Chris, stop. You know, like, it was always like, stop. Like, just stopped. I tried to bounce you off Sunday ticket as much as I could. You did, bro. I kept getting kicked off Sunday ticket. One of my TVs wasn't fucking working.

I'm mashing the app. I'm getting kicked out a Sunday ticket. I'm like, who the fuck is signing in? Everybody was the day off. I want to apologize for that, but it was working beautifully the last couple weeks. I wasn't kicked off. Well,

because I wasn't, I was home and I had to use my computer to watch three of the six games that I was betting on. So talk to us about Yankee Stadium. Oh, yeah. The Yankees have been bounced, by the way. Yeah.

I noticed Scott's New York. He had his off his head. He changed his hat. That's funny. Scott, first off, thank you to Scott for giving us a great weekend, bought a ton of tickets, dudes went up, we got to experience Yankee Stadium. Also, kind of put me in the cross hair, Scott, because I didn't put it together when you asked if we wanted to go to the Yankees game in October, October 22nd,

just a date to me. I'm not really thinking about the Phil's at that point. You know, one day at a time, I don't want to jinx the Phils, but, you know, people in Philly are on my head because I'm at the Yankees game and not the Phillies game. That's a shame, though. Which is one of my favorite things in the world. Like, listen, Philly, like, you're my favorite place in the world. I stroke you guys all the fucking time.

I wanted to take my crew to New York City for the weekend. We had business to attend to, and we wanted to go to the Yankees game. Okay? Kill me. Brick and Jason Peters over here. Yeah, right. Exactly. Just fucking kill me.

And I was doing Opel research. I know a little bit more about Houston than I did Saturday afternoon. Hit us. I love that angle. Download. Okay. There's a guy named Alvarez. She hits the ball a long fucking way.

Okay. A lot of people yell at a guy named Al Tuvei. Fuck you, Altuve. I heard that a lot. Okay. They don't cheat anymore. Dusty Baker. Right.

Now that Garrett Cole moved to the Yankees. I thought Garrett Cole was pitching for the fucking Astros Saturday night because the Yankees couldn't hit a goddamn baseball. I haven't been in one of those stadiums. I don't know. Five years. How was the baseball? How was the experience?

I was like a foreigner, dude. I've never been in a situation like that before. I was like walking into a new country. It was like a baseball game. I haven't been in a baseball game in forever. I used to go to Cardinals games every now and again, but to go to Yankee Stadium, which was really cool.

I know it's not the old one. And the Audi lounge is hideous. There's a bunch of black windows in center field. You see it on TV. It looks even worse in person. But the stadium is pretty good looking. It's very clean. Clean enough to Billy Football,

who we ran into dropped a zen in the concourse and put it back in his mouth at 1 a.m. Well, I don't know how much that says. I don't know. I know. I know. But the bottom line is these fans, man, they are awesome. Like, Yankees fans, I know people probably have their preconceived notions about it, but we got to go to Billy's, the sports bar right next to the stadium. And people get off the subway and walk down the steps by the stadium. And there's a rooftop part of Billy's, which is a madhouse.

I mean, people are getting, like, booed like a motherfucker in Billy's. We were walking down the stairs. and people started booing. And I thought it was because people thought we were Astros fans. Luckily, there was one at the bottom of the stairs. Kingston had on a fucking, he had orange on his hat. He almost got his killed. I had a UVA head on.

I was super paranoid the whole time. There was guys like staring me down. I was not trying to be a fan of the Astros. But you're out there, you're out at Billy's and dudes are just walking off the subway like loads of people every five, seven minutes or whatever it is. And these Yankees fans, they have so many traditions. I mean, like you could just tell. Like they know, they have their way of doing things.

And every time these people got off the subway and walked down the stairs, people start cheering and screaming at them. They hype each other up. It was like every five minutes. I loved it. I felt like, you know, I was part of Yankees Nation. What did you, sorry, what did you feel about the fans in the stadium? Were they smarter than football fans situationally?

Oh, dude, I heard some great analysis in the bathroom. I was taking a leak, you know, when you just hear a bunch of people pissing. And there was a guy pissing, and he was talking to another guy pissing. And he was like, Yankees can't win if we get a lot. no hit. And the other guy was like, that's a great point. And then he just finished pissing. Oh my God. The Yankees fans are amazing. They are just so, I don't know how to put it. And Scott, you could probably tell me what the word is, but when Rizzo lined out with two guys

on, there was a guy behind us that just went, ah! It was like quiet and what to just fucking scream? Like, they really care a lot. You know, sometimes I think people are just acting like they care about baseball because it's like a big tradition, you know, because I could get lost in the tradition of baseball. But it actually like, they fucking care, dude, a lot. Big fans. There's ride or die on every single play. And I know exactly the person who yelled. I know exactly who you're talking about as well. They, it's, it's, uh, yeah, unfortunately we saw a pretty dead game. Like, literally nothing happened. Like zero, zero positive plays for the New York Yankees. So the crowd wasn't

as what it could be. Um, but it was a good time. And yeah, I take full blame for bringing everybody up to the Bronx had to see it. It's good times. Well, at this point, like, real hard, go Phillies. Consider real scared straight. Okay, yeah. Yeah, go Phillies. But, like, we're definitely, we've seen everything.

I want to take us up to Philly for the World Series thing. I would love to do that. I would love to do that. Yeah, I would. Okay, that'd be sick. Can we take the train? Hollow Man Scott. I love trains.

Hollow Man Scott, because ticket prices for game three were like a billion. And then ticket prices for game four were $20. So Scott, he's bought like a fuck ton of tickets. You should have just took us to game four. So I had a few extras. I wouldn't have gambled, bro, yesterday. Everybody would have won. It hurt me in real time as well because I had a few extras that I'm sitting on the,

on the sites, right? They're sitting on there. Not happening. Not happening. Second inning, I went, boom, down to like 25 bucks. So now I know what the people bought and they're going to sit. right in front of me. So we had a conversation. I was like, great, great deal on those tickets, huh, buddy? It's like, yep. So did you know the guy that I snapped a picture of somewhere during

the eighth inning when you guys were just like you couldn't hit a baseball? There was a guy in front of me. He was maybe 55, 60 years old and he was Googling Derek Jeter's staff. Just for like the entire inning and I snapped a picture of him, you know, like the back of his head. This is pretty funny. objectively, there's a guy just longing for Derek Jeter. Down five nothing. down five nothing and that's the thing about baseball you have time to do that shit like the viewing experience is awesome

you know you can take a break you can go do something you can yell at the players there was a guy behind me yelling at all the players every player he had a very creative way of yelling at the players

yeah like all of them was very personal a couple lunatics in that in that bunch fuck you altube your fan should have been sent videos of the socks come back from three games to nothing to get fired up for game four

it's a great idea right right. But someone in the front office and in the clubhouse had that exact idea. Wait, what happened? Thought it was a tremendous idea to pipe in video highlights of the Red Sox coming back in 2004 against the New York Yankees to motivate the New York Yankees to come back against the Houston Astros. Love everything about that.

One of the most embarrassing moments for the franchise, I think, in history, to be honest. And it's probably on FaceTime for that alone. And I heard Marley. one of the writers for MLB was talking about like how this originally happened to. And apparently, this is full circle here, David Ortiz was wearing a Brian Dawkins jersey in some place. Marley Rivera had said this. And apparently Brian Dawkins is Aaron Boone's favorite football player. So they FaceTimed so that he could see the Brian Dawkins jersey and then started talking about the comeback and then like piped in with everybody else.

And then they used it. Yeah. Oh yeah, great. I mean, what do we do? Ramboon just taking double-doings left and right. Like complaining about the wind after game two. Both teams had to have access. They were playing dirty water between every inning of game four in Yankee Stadium.

That's not true. He's trying to get that. Well, how about, how about him? Is that the, is that that gross song by the, Bobkick Murphy's? They played a Fenway Park.

If you ever took me to one of those torture facilities, they just put me in a room and play that song. Blah, baob, bha. Yeah. Pretty much. Speaking of songs, one of the more egregious things that the Yankees have been doing,

and last night it felt a thousand times worse. Start spreading the news, plays on the stadium, as the Astros win, beat the Yankees, and they're playing, start spreading the news through the loudspeakers at Yankee Stadium

while they are celebrating the win against the Yankees. Sad bunch, the bunch watching the very end of that of game four last night, right? I mean, I guess you have to because you're within striking distance, but that's the thing about baseball.

You know it's over for a while. Like, it's not like football where your team collapses in five minutes. Like you've got a couple days to prepare to die. Yeah, there's a feeling. There's a feeling. Of the group, how are the fits? Everybody feel good about what they're wearing. I know Matt was wearing orange and blue.

Yeah, well, I was just, I looked like the Unabomber. Oh, yeah? Like I usually do pretty much. I just didn't have sunglasses on. Here's what I did for fun. I planned my outfit for the trip I didn't go on. Wear a nice Navy hoodie with an LT jersey over top. Because I'm no Yankees fan, but I wanted to, you know, fit in.

They would think that I was one of them. That would have worked. That would have played big time, bro. Maybe a gray gene. That would have played big time, bro. Could have used LT over the weekend. I did a flannel hoodie. And then when we got home, I went back to the hotel to put on a dinner flannel.

Because we went out. We went everywhere, dude. Billy football gets a St. Louis Memorial Award for, like, shepherding us through that city he was like a a translator or something uh you know like when we because at the end of the game when things were getting rough matt was like billy football's in the next section like his face he was so excited at billy football was there i was like where did and then we ran right into billy football up in the concourse that's where he dropped us in and somehow had the wherewithal to put it back in at one of the more i don't know wherewithal would be the right word that's amazing he helped us find the

right train uh he hung out with us for like six seven hours until until he couldn't hang anymore. Until he Irish goodbye. He couldn't hang anymore. I'll drink him. That was a big W. Yeah. That we put Billy Football to bed.

Now, Billy Football deserves a lot of praise. He's the reason we even had a great time at all. So I love the guy. And it was so good to see him in person. Never, hey, Billy Football is a big guy. Big dude. A big guy. Y'all got about 15, 16 years on him, too.

Yeah, I know. I know. Age. I felt like that was a big win for us. When Billy disappeared without announcing, I was like, man, we still got it. Okay. Ready for America's team.

And shout out to Al Collins, great to meet you. Oh, Nate's dad was there. Yeah. Oh, Collins. Al Collins. Oh, Al Cowling? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Damn. No. You guys are in good company. No, no, no. Al Collings. Into a car service. You know? Hard cut.

Innocent until proven guilty. Yes. Okay, but Al Collins is just innocent, period. He's a great person. He's innocent. I love Nate's dad so much. So much. Might should change his name to Al Fax.

Yes. And it's so fun watching them interact. Like, they're just two buddies. Yes. And they just bicker like buddies and poke each other. His dad looks just like him. It's crazy.

They are just, the genetics be like that. Except for with you, you fucking mutant. I don't know. I don't look like anybody. What did you come from? I don't know.

I'm still figuring it out. Bradley Cooper do. steroids and then of sex with a with a Ukrainian gymnast to make you. Okay. All right. America's teams. Got them. Should I go first?

Because you know what's coming. The Philadelphia Phillies are coming. Yeah. And I got to do this. But I mean it. It's not just, I'm not just making good because we were at Yankee Stadium Saturday night. I'm making good.

Yeah. Because they are America's team. They're literally red, white, and blue. Okay. They're going to the World Series. that atmosphere was fucking electric. I mean, like that, the rain, like just nasty. It was like Philly weather, dude.

And Bryce Harper is now a dude in the postseason. Like, this run is incredible. He's like the new Mr. October. I don't get out ahead of myself here, Kyle. But, you know, you asked that question last week on Twitter, and I think it was a good one. I think it's probably David Ortiz, right? Is he this generation's Mr. October?

Scott, would you say? I know it's painful for you. but might be cathartic. Manram or the... Keith Folk. Yeah, Keith Folk, no. David Ortiz... What's the picture from the Giants?

To me... Mad Bomb. Mad Bomb. Mad Bomb. Yeah. That's my pitching. Matt Bomb more like Mr. Complainer. Complains about everything.

He didn't. He didn't get his home run. Hey, what guys are having a concussion out there. Watch this. Watch what I can do. Bryce Harper. Yeah. Gene Seguera.

Oh. J.T. Rial Muto. Yeah. uh reese hopkin yeah what's spelling uh that might be all i can do but pretty good there's a few of them out there yeah and listen i i'm not like a baseball fanatic but um no pun intended this is fucking awesome and uh and his dinger had to be the best feeling in sports in 2020 make a play that makes you feel better than hitting that fucking piss missile out of the ballpark i mean like that is stuff of legend

And if they win the World Series, that's statute territory. Yeah. And all the angles they have now and all the 4K footage. I have chills, dude. Like the Greenlight Twitter had a, you know, a Bryce Harper POV from the dugout, really, in like 4K. And it was amazing. There's no commentary. All you hear is the crack of the bat and the fans.

And there's nothing like it. And they said, what else sounds this good in sports? I was thinking like maybe Tiger Fleming to Drive at the, you know, U.S. Open and all the people around him going crazy. You know, this isn't sports, Kyle. but a dog lapping up water is my favorite sound. That's good. Okay. They actually dig it with the back of their tongue, the bottom of their tongue.

They scoop it that way. Are you serious? They don't go that way. Yeah. I love that sound. The tongue doesn't go that way. It goes this way and scoops it up like an elephant's trunk. That's awesome.

So Bryce Harper's bat went that way and hit it the other way, which is so impressive. I mean, just the power. See how I steered us out of dog laughing up water? That was great. So John Middleton walked up to him after the game and was like, I think we underpaid you. They paid him $330 million. Like this guy is a fucking legend.

And amazing what winning does, because when he was in Washington, it's not that they weren't winning, but they didn't win the whole thing. Like he was thought of kind of like this, I don't know, what was your take on Bryce Harper? Well,

the media machine did him no favors. Like he came in with everybody being like, oh, this hot shot. Yeah. He had to overcome a very high hurdle to become likable. In a weird way. And now he's like... He does a lot of that to himself, though.

Really? Yeah, I'm going to say this, because I love Bryce Harper, I do, and he's a freak, and he's got a great stroke, and I think he plays the game the way. We want to have him on the podcast. And he didn't win that title with Washington. Here's the deal. As a bald guy, I always take notice of people's hair, and his hair is always visible because his helmet always comes off, you know, that beautiful flow.

Maybe I'm a hater because of the hair. I think you'd be a hater. But I don't know, I think a lot of people share this sentiment where it's like, hey, just A lot of haters out there. Put the flow away. Yeah. We see it. So he has,

his lettuce is too good. That's like, you know, it's like a porn star. Just walk around with mesh shorts with no undies on. It's like, hey man,

why are you doing this to everybody? Showing the dick. Why are you doing this? So, you know, actually they're not that big in reality. It's all camera angles.

Okay. Okay. Bryce Harper does have great hair. You know, yeah. I'm going to say your team now. Your team, it is your team.

Your team's got a Jason worth looking cast. Yeah, every time he walks up to the plate, Jason Worth must be 45 years old right now, but it's not Jason. Whoa, the Gicke Cave, man. Just, you know, like, just totally growing that beard out, like Forrest Gump running across the country looking. Johnny Damon looking, dude.

But, bro, these guys are fun. They're hot, right? I don't mean it like that. They're hot. It's the hottest team in baseball, which is always a fun thing to see a team that a month ago. Jason Worth looking cats pretty hot. You think so? Yeah.

Okay. Anybody named Reese. Anybody named Reese can get it. That's tough for me. And, I mean, not not. Matt's moist from the Dinger. He's really, he's going to Bryce Harper. Do you see him talking about those Philly fans?

Like it's like, he looks hot talking about the Phillies, man. He said that there's 40,000 in the stadium. We got 40,000 and 26 on this team. He gets it. Yeah, he's a beast, dude. Bryce's full name is Bryce Aaron Max Harper. That's Bam Harper. Okay.

You should go by Bam. If he went by Bam, much more like-Bam. Oh my God. Great point. Great point. Okay, let me, let me just put a bow on them. as the number one team in America right now. That's awesome.

They're also the Real Space City. Ooh. This from CBS. Philadelphia Orchestra to play key role on NASA's launch day Monday. Huh. Key role. Well, whatever they launched in August is going further than anything they've ever launched before. This is according to CBS.

And they couldn't have done it without the Philadelphia Orchestra. That's not all, guys. Philly has six astronauts. Houston has, according to my research, not as many. And then also ironic. The first black astronaut in space was born in Philadelphia. Gian S. Bluford, Penn State grad. So Space City, I think not.

I think Space City is Philly. And I cannot wait to troll the fuck out of all these Houstonians who take so much pride in their rockets. The first game in Philly is Halloween. Oh, really? Yeah, Monday. October 31st. They should play the orchestra at Independence Hall

and it would be a... We should go in a costume. Yeah. America and space. We should go in like full costume, dude. Getting through the, the ticket thing, gotta be a bear when you're...

That's what we're doing. We're going Monday as a group. We're going Monday as a group, Halloween, okay? We can leave right after taping this program. I got to confirm, but yes. Okay, but we're in costume. So nobody knows like... That's the sound of a...

Nobody's like, oh, making plays. Yeah. Making plays. Get that a lot of your face. and shit. Okay. Two, there were guys smoking darts in the fucking locker room last night for the Phillies. America's team.

That's incredible. Space City. Number two, I'll go Eagles. Number three. Jackson State. Okay. Jackson State, they're building something here, buddy. Did you see the scene at their homecoming, dude?

Should do her. Did you see the fucking scene? I did not. It was awesome, man. It was awesome. They had Rick Ross. They had Snoop Dog. It was fucking electric.

Oh, I did see Snoop in the locker room with them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know the champagne bottle thing? That's incredible. We said like champagne should be out and they should hot box locker rooms.

Yeah, that would be sick. Snoop Dog, hotbox and after a win. The tinfoil comes out on the doors and shit. That would be amazing. Dion did a 60 minutes lately. I mean, he's really building something. So I just want to give a nod to Jackson State. I mean, they can make the playoff, right?

Coach Prime. FCS. HBCU teams make the FCS playoff, yeah? At large bids. Coach Sanders. I'm pulling for, Jackson State. That's cool. Coach Prime. Sorry. Coach Prime. Thank you. Okay. Number four, I'm going to go Tennessee. I didn't forget about you. And then number five,

the New England Patriots, because I'm going to put a fucking scooter on the Patriots tonight in some capacity. You want to talk out the capacity? Do you add the stones to do eight and a half, eight, eight and a half? Yeah, I do, but I want to see where the money is. Okay. You know, because I feel like all of America is going to be on the page. Are you taking the Bears plus eight and a half if we do a side bet what uh you know what i'll probably hammer the alt line uh okay just don't don't tease pads in the under i'm not going to do that like two years ago you would have oh i would have definitely on that okay yeah all right america's teams the utah jazz uh number one america's teams these cats are trying to tank for crown vick and they're three and oh yeah that's

that's good the utah jazz are three and oh they've beat the nine Nuggets, the T-Wolves and the Pelicans, three of the West's best teams. Top five players, Lori Markinen. Stop me when you've heard of somebody. Jordan Clarkson, Kelly O'Lenick, Colin Sexton. I can spell that. Malik Beasley. Fuck one of them Kardashians?

Yeah, Kelly Clarkson. Oh, no, no. Cousin. Was Jordan Clarkson with a, with a Kardashian, or is he just hang out around? You're thinking of Chris Humphreys. No. He's the only guy that got out clean, dude. What's he doing right now?

You're thinking of Tristan Thompson. No. Jordan Clarkson's with somebody. Kendall Jenner for that. I'm with you, Chris. Jordan Clarkson. There you go. Yes.

You got it. I'm with you. I didn't know if that was... Go ahead. Continue your America's teams. Was he on the Lakers? We do gossip. He did you see on the Lakers.

That makes sense. Utah Jazz. Then I'm going TCU. TCU wins over K State. All right. Are they still unbeaten? TCU unbeaten? Yeah.

TCU. What's not to like about TCU? They do this. They do that. Seattle Seahawks. The Seahawks are on. You're rooting for the Seahawks. Gino, I'm sad that D.K. went out.

That turf monster is grabbed a couple guys yesterday. What they say about that? They won't know until today. That's what Pete Carroll said. Amazing. So either they got to wait for inflammation to go down to see what's really going in. Not great.

But Kenneth Walker was incredible. Marquise or Marquise Goodwin. That's a tough one. A lot of guys are going Marquise these days. When it's, when in the past, you would have said a Marquis.

I know a guy named Marquise. Yeah, I do too. Kenneth Rusher. Yeah, Kenneth touchdown scorer. Can't do Kenneth Runner because Mina did that already.

Kenneth, kind of her joke. Kenneth, like 168 something yards on the ground. Yeah. They're just, you root for them.

Yeah, dude, they're fun. They're fun. And those uniforms look good yesterday together. Yeah. Yeah. The grays look really good.

Love the gray pants. That's the best of look to me. Yep. Yep. New York Giants chalky, but the cats are six and one. I mean, come on. Red, white and blue.

Dayball cigar, victory cigar? Yes. Yes. Is that a little bit, cart before the horse, smoking the victory cigar in week seven? No, because he won that day. I get it. Win the day, Oregon?

Victory cigars are supposed to be after like, win the day, Oregon? Not the Jaguars. You want to be careful about that. If the Giants win too much, you can get cancer that way. Shout out to Tom Coughlin for not being involved in a Giants Jaguars game

for the first time in history. Oh, yeah. I don't think I heard the name once. Coughlin, yeah. in any capacity. Margins of victory and the one defeat for the Giants this year. 1, 3, 7, 8, 5, 4, 6. Cardiac calves.

Cardiac calves. Cardiac gents. It does remind me of our senior year where we barely won games, but we won them. And finally, I'm going back to a well too, Georgia Tech. Now I put them on there for just playing the best teams of the country getting hammered. I'm now putting them on, not because. because they lost to the University of Virginia on Thursday night in a barn burner 16 to 9 in Atlanta, but because Josh Pasterner, a couple tried to extort my guy, Josh Paster. So these folks,

this couple in Arizona, I think, said that Josh Paster tried to have sex with them in some hotel room. Both of them. Yeah. And it turned out to be completely false. And let me talk to you about Josh Paster. I was in Minneapolis, Minnesota for the final four, a couple years back. And Josh Paster is wearing a polo shirt tucked into jeans with a pin behind his ear. He's waiting for an Uber and then he gets in the front seat of the Uber. Who gets in the front seat of an Uber? With nobody else in there? Nobody else in there.

You think that's, do you think that supports the hypothesis? He's not having sex with a couple in a hotel room when you're getting the front seat of Uber with polo tucked in jeans, pin behind the ear. He's a lovable. No, he seems awesome. Loser. All I'm saying is, respectfully. Like, the COVID shield was not a, remember.

The COVID shield. He had the, I like the guy. I like the guy a lot. And it's now come out that he did not try to have sex. Josh Passenor busts down the door at the Hampton in with the COVID shield. Right. And he did not do that. That was a lie.

I like the Kool-Aid man. So you picked, you picked the wrong, what's it called when you pick somebody for a crime? You picked the wrong guy. You fingered the wrong. You finger. You marked. the wrong finger with Josh Paster. He's not trying to have sex with you guys

in hotel room. So the Georgia Tech yellow jackets are now one of America's teams. So good that they're included. That was, I just had to Google his face, and I'm not quite sure. He looks like my my pro medical doctor, Benjamin Voss. Google Benjamin Voss

real quick. Okay, shout out to Ben Voss. So I've got a couple of America's teams. The first of which won at Circuit of the Americas yesterday in the form. Formula One. Yeah, is that Josh Pastor? I'm sorry, Kyle. But Dr. Benjamin Boss got handcuffed in St. Louis last night because they thought he was having

sex with people in the hotel. That is Josh Pat. That might have been the guy. Did he and does he try to have? I don't want to get my old doctor. Oh, he's a tough. No. No, he's a great guy.

He's a great guy. We know Dr. Benjamin. Dr. boss. Also the commissioner of, well, no, not the commissioner. Unfortunately, that's Tyler Williams head trainer at the Minnesota Vikings because he's a terrible commissioner. but Benjamin Voss, he's in my fantasy football league.

If you want to pick a college basketball coach who might have had sex with you and your husband in a hotel room in Arizona, I don't know. Rick Patino. John Calapary, Rick Patino. Oh, I don't know, the guy down south. Who's the guy down south with the who's always the red in the face?

Bruce Pearl. Bruce Pearl. And I'm not saying he would. I'm just saying like, it's not Josh Pastor. Yeah. Josh Passner is like fingering. Mick Cronin. Mick Cronin's not going to a Hampton Inn.

No, no, no, no. All right. You guys are unbelievable. Kyle's America's team. You know way too much about sports, you too. So sorry. Okay, so America's team, Red Bull. Red Bull Motor Sports.

You tried to survive. Red Bull Racing won at Coda. Max Verstappen won again. That's the only Formula One track in the United States of America. Yeah. It's a gorgeous one, Austin, Texas. It's a boring race, kind of. There's not a lot going on.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's just kind of wherever you qualify is where you're going to finish. There was a wreck at the beginning. The first place guy wrecked Max Verstappen won on somebody else's misfortune. Pretty American there, I think.

Don't we want more passing? We do want more passing, which is the issue with the track, which is why I bring it up. Kyle Larson in this race? Kyle Larson is not in this race. Skillful enough probably to be in that race. Yeah. Hateful enough.

Hey, some lady was down in Max Verstappin in the airport? Yeah, so I was at the, I was in LaGuardia at the terminal, and I was enjoying a nice prosciutto flat bread, which was delicious. And there was a couple watching the beginning of the race on the laptop. And I said, you know, who qualified first? And they're like, oh, Carlos did, you know, signs Ferrari. I said, where's Max? And they're like, Max, why are you worried about Max?

Like, oh, everybody loves Max. I was like, hey, don't worry about it. You know, the race started wreck before the first turn. Carlos signs out. Max to the front. I was like, I gotta go board my flights. But you can't be an F1 hipster. They're all hipsters anyways.

If you're watching F1, you don't really like it. I like Max for stabping because his dad was a race car driver. I can relate to that. Thank you for finally saying. No, I've been saying. I've been fucking shouting that from the mountain tops above Monaco. You're all hipsters. Here I was about to watch the whatever.

You guys have Netflix. Yeah, it was great. Congratulations. Have you seen the cars? They're so fast. It's competitive. The guys are all handsome. And it's as beautiful as Europe.

It's just gorgeous. And when I tweet about it, very few others are tweeting about it. Hey, so my number two team, the Oregon Ducks. They beat their former coach, Chip Kelly and the UCLA Bruins. That was supposed to be a close game. It was not a close game. Sorry, Steve. Carl hates his old coach.

I love Chip Kelly, but I got to give props to Bo Nex. He played well. He had five tutties in a big win. Yeah, okay. And an in-conference opponent. You go to number three, the middle of the road, America's team, the Cowboys. You know, they got their quarterback. They got their quarterback back.

And they sucked at the beginning. And people were fucking freaking out on Twitter. People were calling for Cooper Rush after the first fucking quarter, which is unbelievable. They could beat that team with running the ball every down. So yeah, number three, America's team, the Cowboys. Welcome back, Dak Prescott. You looked great.

I loved your suit. Number four, the Alabama NFL alumni. That's going to be tough for the graphic. So, like, I just picture. you know, Najee Harris and Jalen Waddle and, you know, all these guys dapping up after games. Well, did they have the under? Probably, honestly.

They've been making money in other ways on football for a long time at Alabama. The Dolphins, they fucking hate me down there. They don't probably know I exist. They might hate me, though, because of the way they played last night, because I made it abundantly clear I needed them to score. What part of score 44 points isn't so fucking hard? Do you have all the guys out there? Throw it around.

Got a bunch of Alabama football players on the field. And Tyreek. Yeah. Okay. So my number five, America's team is the Department of Transportation. We're moving into the colder months, and I want to make sure that the people out there

and the DOT trucks, VDOT. Kyle, great pick. Well, hold on. Yeah. I hope you guys have a great, safe winter season. And we appreciate all the snow that you're going to get out and all the issues you deal with. that we don't even see.

Shout out to the Department of Transportation. Some guy in a VDOT truck. And I like those big trucks. Listening to this pod right now, if there's, I wonder if there's a guy that works for VDOT. Listen. I'm sure there is.

If there is, thank you. But are they ever really in danger? Because they're out there like salt in the roads, right? They're putting whatever that down. And then they're in the big trucks when they're plowing.

And they get a light. That's big spinny light. The spinny light. Roll on highway. Roll on home. Roll on daddy till you get back home. Roll on family, roll on crew, roll on mama like I asked you to do

and roll on 18 wheeler, roll on. Roll on. Roll on, VDOT. Roll on, VD. Let's go into the best games. Let's roll on to the best games. I support that. Every deep playoff run starts with building an amazing team.

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Cost per application pricing, not available for everyone. Need to hire. You need Indeed. The best games, the worst games. The Bays, man. Every week, just rinse and repeat this segment. Who are you more worried about it? What's going on in the bays?

I love, I love Rich Eisen. If he doesn't ask you that question on his show today, I'll give you 50 American dollars. Okay. Well, it is a good question, though. I mean, it's like, what the fuck is going on? And I'll ask this first off,

because I got a lot I want to say about Green Bay, not as much as I want to say about the bucks and panthers. But, like, where is it worse right now? Who would you, I'm not saying who would you rather be? That's an interesting question. I'd rather be Green Bay 100%. I agree. Because a lot of the pieces that you have in Green Bay,

and we talked about this last show, are out of position. Elgin Jenkins went to left tackle. Bakhtiari demoted to the bench because of his injury right before the game. He was doubtful, didn't play. They have no continuity up front. Aaron Rogers has weapons out there. We've talked about the weapons, but they're not the guys he's had in the past. Tom Brady is, they're throwing the ball 66% of the time in Tampa Bay.

Teams are daring them to run it. They're dropping into cover. And they can't. And they're saying beat it. They can't run the ball at all. It's crazy. They can't run the football. And it goes, when you can't run the football, you can't do anything.

It's totally uninspiring. Like watching that game, it was hard for me to tell which team was shutting it down. And I'm not saying that Tampa's not trying, but the vibes are so incredibly low down there. Also, never underestimated a team full of guys that wants to get traded, like right now, you know? They're going to play their fucking asses off. Those guys were out there playing hard. they're playing hard, hard. And I do want to give, before we go into how bad these two were,

I want to make it about one of the winners in these two games. Well, PJ Walker and Steve Wilkes. I want to give him my game ball. Because if you think about Steve Wilkes, you know, you know the situation. He didn't have long in Arizona. You know the deal with black coaches. You know, a deal with black quarterbacks. And PJ Walker and, you know, being a guy from another league, right?

Like he was an arena league guy, right? Or XFL. I mean, like his road has been hard in a lot of ways. And he had a great game last night through some dimes, really outplayed Tom Brady. I mean, Tom Brady, who knows if Mike Evans doesn't drop that football. I mean, that was the worst drop of the season. But Steve Wilkes, man, you know, you have to deal with a lot this week, right? You're trading Christian McCaffrey.

You're the interim coach. You've got Robbie Anderson fighting on the fucking sideline last week. You got to go to L.A. You've got to bring your team back to Carolina. And then you got to host Mad Tom Brady. Like no one loses to Mad Tom Brady, right? That's why I bet the fucking Bucks first have. That's why I bet the Bucks live.

But you got it done. And honestly, like you're a game out of first in the NFC South, which means nothing. Okay. And the Saints are still in it, and they actually look pretty decent when they're not throwing interception. And the Bucks are in first place.

And the Bucks are in first place. So all told, like all these teams are alive, but Steve Wilkes, who hasn't had the best opportunities and this is another one takes full advantage of it and that was a really hallmark win for both those guys.

PJ Walker gets to beat Tom Brady, dude. One day this guy's sitting in the fucking XFL. You know, he's spot starting for teams. He's going to have this game ball on his wall, not the green light one,

obviously because it's not real. We could do a metaverse game ball and give it to, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Talk to Dr. I got a guy for that. I got a guy for that.

But PJ Walker can put this ball on his wall until the end of time. Like PJ Walker's kids or his grandkids, I beat Tom Brady. I got Tom Brady basically off the sticks. And Steve Wilkes too. That was great.

Hey, this might not be right. Okay. Pretty good disclaimer. It looks like the last time Christian McCaffrey outgained what Deontay Foreman did yesterday, November 2019. Oh, that's incredible.

That's spicy. Isn't that something? It's spicy. And last week, to add to it like Chris McCaffrey, although this is eye-popping, what you just showed me, like Foreman was great.

they ran the ball up the buck's ass pretty much it was a suppository game but like um suppositories don't hurt do they not much oh damn but but they ran the ball up the bucks uh you know right in the middle there and uh and they're supposed to be like a strong run defense so this bucks team is playing uninspired it feels like they have the super bowl hangover two years late like it makes no well it makes a lot of sense to me i didn't think they be that good and i bet the underwin in total so yesterday hopefully Tom did not want to be there. Tom did maybe doesn't want to be there. Like didn't like like literally

did not and then was but you would think you would think the best medicine for not one to be there was playing is playing well enough to make it worthwhile and it's just not working out you've got all the distractions of the offseason. It goes to show how important a leader is in a locker room like when a

guy steps into Kansas City's locker room Patrick Mahomes the first guy there the last guy to leave he's there every single day. He takes guys with him wherever he's going whenever he's going that's what a leader does in action that's that's showing up and doing the things and when you get a guy like tom brady who's got the peltz on the wall yeah but he's not showing his investment in time and effort the same way with you yeah it's just not there it's not up to his standard somebody asked me like is brady like i've heard of people missing stuff before for for reasons like you know like i don't know about for robert craft's party

but or wedding um but i i think it's just not up to his standard like everything we've seen so far this off season he would never have done in New England. Okay and like that's the bottom line is we can say he's not the problem and he's not a bad guy and he's not like he's not a locker room cancer or something and I don't think they're playing bad because he missed a walk through. Yeah. I think they're bad. I think I don't think they're great. I think they're not good at all and I think he makes it worse with his habits right now. Yeah it does get worse. Here's a cul-de-sack of a question that won't forward this conversation at all. If it's not the Pittsburgh Steelers on Sunday, Do you think Tom goes to Bob Crafts wedding party?

That's a great question. If it's Green Bay? That's a great question. Did he just think, this won't be a story? I think he didn't realize he was going to have to play against Mitch Trabisky. And Mitch Trabisky owns the bucks. The leadership axiom or the like different rules for different guys, axiom kind of ends like this. It's like as long as you win.

And that's why last week we were like not a big deal. But when you get beat 213 by the Panthers, like, Then all, then we got to go back and look at the priors here. And, you know, it hasn't been a smooth all season. And you, and you, and you put it nicely, Kyle. I mean, like, you know, it's whatever you said. Leadership. At present, Bucks a one point home dog on Thursday against the Ravens.

I like the Ravens there. I do. I mean, like it's, it's, that seems too obvious, but I like the Ravens there. Okay, so this is sad, bro. Like 14 minutes ago and you decide you're in four down territory. You're down 14. and you go forward on fourth and two, you get it. Then you run three straight passes.

It's fourth and seven, and you kick a field goal. It was like they went out with a whimper, dude. It was awful. I mean, it was, it was one. It has to be the worst, the worst day for a great player, like in the context of things. Like, it just had, he had to want to escape so bad. It's just gotten so bad for him.

And the best way to get that taste out of their mouth is hitting that shot over the middle at the beginning of the game to Mike Evans. That's it. It just didn't happen. That's the easiest way to, to, ignite a fire on the sideline and get people hyped again, but they didn't make it. I kind of wonder if Brady asked Todd Bowles to kick it down 14-0-0 on 4th and 7 because he don't want to get shut out by the Panthers. Has he ever, I mean, when's the last

shutout Brady was involved in? You know what I'm saying? Like at that point, you're kind of like, just kick it. Please, just kick it. We need points. They got Carolina into a third and three that ensuing possession, but then Chuba Hubbard went for 15 yards. Okay, so Packers Commies. First off, I want to say this, Heineke. I don't think he's a world beater or somebody that anybody's going to pay for five years, which you can say it's unfortunate or whatever you want. It just kind of is what it is. But he fucking, he's a little gamer, dude.

He's a gamer and he's tough. That throw to McLauram at the end of the game with a faceful of Kenny Clark was incredible. And you're going at the best player on the defense in the secondary. and Alexander, you went at him on second and seven with like 240 to go. That route McLaren ran was disgusting. And then going to him again on 3rd and 11 and crunch time and hitting him.

All the big plays they made, he was money. He was money when they needed it. The 37-yarder dropping the bucket there. Samuel was good on third down. Like Heineke, and we'll get to Rogers, but Heineke was really, really good down the stretch. And he just has pocket pull. you're not gonna get that out of Carson.

Like it's just, bro, like, it just lifts the morale up to have a guy that just looks alive back there. And I'm not saying, you know I like Carson and that's my dude and everything, but you can see it. It's a totally different game with Heineke in the game. As an O-Lyman, if I'm blocking for Carson Wentz, my biggest fear is that I'm never gonna block long enough for him to be safe and make the right decision.

When you have a guy like Heineke back there, there. You understand that a three-step drop could have five-step timing, but that's it. The ball's either going to be out or he's going to resituation himself. The covers changes and he can make a pass. He's got legs. Or if he extends, he's going to do it like his eyes are open. You know what I mean? He's not, he's not closing his eyes in the pocket. I'm not saying Carson's closing his eyes, but what I'm saying is like Carson. It seems like it sometimes. Carson sometimes just doesn't see the field. You know, like something's, the calluses of like pressing and, like he was once different. He's not that guy.

on time with Heineke. Yeah. It seems like he'd rather turtle at times than chuck it up to Terry McLaurin. Right, exactly. Turtle, well, I don't like the word turtle because it seems like he's hiding, but, you know, try to break a tackle, you know, like get under somebody. Like, you know, we've seen that a bunch where he braces to try to absorb the hit or fight through the tackle.

We'll just take the shot. But anyways, I think it's more like this is about Heineke. He was awesome. He's an absolute dog. And McLaren, you saw the Jay Sternberger tweet that was like, I can't believe. the Packers didn't draft Terry McLaren because this is the tight end

the author of the tweet is the tight end who was drafted one pick in front of Perry McTorre it's a pretty good self-deprecating humor from the couch

I presume you know Sunday afternoon and it's true I mean like Rogers does not have I see it a lot now because I'll go back

and watch 15 times to see if he was in the wrong on some of these throws because a lot of them are low or they're behind somebody and sometimes us fans and defensive lineman or offensive lineman

or real estate agents don't, like we will look at a throw that looks off target and we're like, this is a bad throw. But sometimes Tom Brady's throwing somebody open or throwing somebody away from the coverage or trying to not kill somebody over the middle and they're putting on somebody's back hip rather than high and in front of like Bayard or something.

Like if you don't hit everybody in stride, you know, a common viewer would say, well, it's not a great throw because it wasn't in the hand. It's just knowing which throws are supposed to be off and which one. And this sounds silly. it sounds like I'm caping, but I'm not, because Aaron Rogers made bad throws yesterday.

Did you see Sammy Watkins leaking out deep on a couple of occasions? Is deep on, on, on, Sammy Watkins is deep on the fourth and one that ended up being like a Dobbs. And the guys on Sunday, in the fourth and one that ended up being like a Dobbs drop, you know,

he has an option to go downfield and it's wide open. So like guys on Sunday night, Dungee and Jason Garrett, you could tell in production, they were like, we got to give it to Aaron Rogers tonight. Like, how are we going to do this? And they both were like,

did you hear him they were both like Jason Garrett went I wouldn't bet against him but and then Tony Gungy finished the segment he's like I'm not going to bet against these guys but it's time to bet it's time to bet against him like they're not playing well especially the Brady

situation because we just talked about it's not going to get better I am betting against Brady so it's like I'm betting against Brady do not be a fucking baby about this thing dude it's okay if he if he wins a Super Bowl I will be so happy because I feel bad for him right now

but I am betting against Brady, dude Brady be the first to tell you Did you see the Rogers post game? Reporter asks you think it's plausible that this team can turn it around and make the playoffs and Aaron goes God damn right I think it is Did he?

Yeah and I'm not betting against I'm not betting against Aaron Rogers Ever because of this team because of this team Brady's a goat Because of the pieces they have waiting in the wings It just feels like I don't think they're

I'm going to talk outside of both sides of my mouth though here Kyle do you move Aaron Rogers if you're the Packers how close are you to being that good and he might fucking fucking retire at the end of the year how about getting something for him? I'm just playing devil's advocate here

he gave you a list of teams in the offseason he liked the Broncos in the media he's like yeah yeah yeah let's get it started yeah hey so fucking I don't know I'm just saying I think they have a better shot to get it right than the bucks. But the problem in the first half for them was early downs. Every first down, there was a fucking penalty.

I mean, whether it's a hold or a drop, the placements off, whether he's behind Aaron Jones on third and 13, and the guy has to turn around to catch the football, and he picks up nine. Well, maybe he picks up 13 if you put it on his hands in the flat. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's little things like that.

And yesterday, you know, there's the, what are we doing? But he took a turn, bro. He absolutely. took a turn and you could tell Dungee and Garrett wanted to be like Aaron just you got to make some throws too here yeah but they like kind of Kig loved him on Sunday night like and he wasn't that good now sometimes guys are dropping balls where I'm just wondering if they're all scared they look fucking traumatized sometimes when they drop these balls they look like they're getting ready to get yelled at by uh by the guy in whiplash you know not my tempo jk k Simmons yeah jk Simmons he's also an insurance

guy. And have you seen Oz? No. You got to check out. Dr. Oz? No, Oz. It's a movie about prison. All the insurance guys. That's like Oz is the insurance guy feeder. Because you get the guy from Allstate, you know, the Mayhem guy.

Ryan O'Reilly in Oz, and then you get J.K. Simmons, who's a fucking Nazi. And what about the president in 24? Well, he's major league. There's also, yeah, Pedro Serrano. Pedro Serrano. Yeah. Yeah, I met him. I told him we had you remember we had a cat named Joe Boo when we were kids? Wow.

I told Pedro Serrano when I saw. Yeah. And he was like that's a very weird kid. Dennis Hayesbert. Hey, Dennis Hayesberg. But so Green Bay, O of six on third down, ultimately time possession, 37 minutes to 22 minutes.

Okay. That's it. The defense is going to get worn out. They're not that good anyways. Their edges are kind of hit, hit and miss. And I mean like setting the edge in the run game. You know, Rashon Gary's amazing.

Preston Smith, a great rusher. But like, who's coming down to set an edge? Why are you peeking inside? You know, like just just play the defense, man. You know, and they got worn down. They got worn down.

Sunday night at Buffalo. What's the line? Seven and a half. I've got some interesting news for you. Nine and a half? Six and a half. Ten and a half. The last three quarterbacks that defense lost to,

Daniel Jones, Taylor, Heinekees, Zach Wilson, and no order. But that's just, you know, those are the teams that the Packers, the Green Bay Packers are losing to now. But do you trade him? No. Let's be, let's have a fantasy moment. Who are you going to have, who are you going to trade two?

What are you going to trade for and who do you have? Oh, Kyle. Draft Capital and we like Mac Jones. We like Bailey Zappy. I say go, yeah, go get Zappy. Bring him to the bay. Yeah. Let him go ham.

Uh-huh. The fans will love him. You know, Aaron Rogers could win a Super Bowl and ride off in the sunset and read books about ships. Oh my God. What a villain. Okay. Now I kind of like it. What a villain origin story here.

Yeah, dude. Think about it. Come to the dark side. The one guy who would just be like, shut the fuck up, Aaron. You know? Yeah. Joe Rogan. Can you imagine?

What are we doing here? Like, fucking Pat McAfee, jacking off with Pat McAfee every Monday. Let's keep it in the house. That would be amazing. I would, yeah. So all I'm saying is if you're the, if you're the Packers, you're not winning the Super Bowl this year, bro. No.

Like, what we're really talking about is a team that could get, better and make the playoffs and fucking, but with all the talent they've had, they haven't won a Super Bowl. And they could get ahead of the ventilation process of removing the Aaron Rogers' nis from that locker room. What's the first thing you think about when you hear ventilation? Balls, right? Yeah. Okay. I also. Okay. Sorry, that was an immature thought. All right. Let's go to the next thing. Balls, right? I'm just excited about trading Aaron Rogers, how asinine that sounds, but how fun it is to talk about. I'm with it. Some things you just have to talk about. Let's just talk about it.

Get it out on the table. I'm not saying I would do it, but I would do it because I know there's one or two teams right now that think they're good enough to win a Super Bowl, but maybe you got Mack Jones is your quarterback. Or Bailey Zappy. No shade, but they're not Aaron Rogers. He can get that ball placement right. I don't know if they can get everything

else right around him. The guys don't get any fucking separation. When they do, he just, he doesn't trust them. Rogers for Brady. Who says no? Can you imagine how... Who says no? Me? Everybody. Everybody.

All right. Because I don't want to deal with that. If I'm Todd Bowles, I'm okay with my guy going to fucking, to Boston for a party on Friday night, but to go to an ayahuasca den? Like, that's a whole can of worms. Todd Bull, can you imagine Todd Bowles and Aaron Rogers having a conversation? Jeez.

By the way, Todd Bulls run defense isn't very good. And that's kind of been what they've hung their hat on. 29 and 45 is Todd Bulls' record as a head coach. I know. But I'm not saying it's him down there. The team's not good. I'm going to put a little on Todd Bull. They could miss Bruce Ariens, though.

That's another thing. Bruce Ariens is a guy that's like, no, Tom. Right. And then Tom was like, no, Bruce. Like, I want to do this all by myself. Yeah. But Bruce Ariens is like, you know, if I didn't have a producer in here or like y'all here,

the show would just be fucking ridiculous, right? You guys have to steer, you know, reel me in sometimes. Tom Brady lost all his producer. You know what I mean? Bruce Ariens is upstairs fucking, I don't know what he's doing up there. What's Bruce Ariens doing up there? He should be down there like Tom.

Throw the fucking ball deep. Well, he did. Mike Evans dropped it. Mike Evans got an autograph signed by the fit. Did you see this? In the tunnel. In the tunnel, the referees came up and asked him, I just probably got a referee fired.

Oh, he's already fired. I guess I'm in America's team. Before during or after the game. after the game. After the game in the tunnel. Like when they're walking through the tunnel, Mike Evans is walking up and clearly you can see the guy looking at him like asking him to, you know.

Yeah, you gotta take about 20 steps more into the tunnel. Right? Yeah. Hey Mike. Still unacceptable. Mind if you sign this piece of paper. I wanna tell my kids I met the guy who had the worst drop of all time. Like, you imagine? Literally nobody in the world would know that you're the referee

if you go put a t-shirt and mesh shorts on and come back out. Oh, I got a better idea. Hit up the fucking guy at football operations there. Hey, my son needs a Tuesday. Maybe we saw it wrong. Maybe he was like signing some sort of like release. Maybe Mike dropped his birth certificate out there and the guy got it. He's giving it to him.

He's signing a sports center not top 10 release. I heard a clown noise, dude. All right. So anyways, Dallas, Detroit. Damn it, Detroit. Cowboys fans were ready to bench deck after the first quarter on Twitter. They wanted Cooper Rush ASAP. Cowboys fans on Twitter. They're amazing.

Well, I mean, it's just like... The best. Well, yeah, they're fun. But, like, they didn't have a first down for three possessions. Dach ended up looking pretty good. And you knew that I should have bet this under. Should have bet this under. Because you knew...

No DeAndre Swift. Yeah. You knew, which was a big deal for Detroit. You knew Dallas's defense was still going to be in war mode. You know, like they're ready to overcompensate for an offense that's got a backup. but now you've got your guy back, and you know it's going to be like a little bit of a struggle getting going. When you look at the numbers,

they're YPA, yards per attempt. It's best all year, and he was really good inside of 10 yards. I don't think he missed inside of 10 yards. And play action was real good. So I thought all in all, pretty encouraging day for Dak not to come out there, looking like ass,

avoiding the big turnovers. But the play of the game to me was Micah Parsons, running down the ball carrier by the pylon. He runs by one, two, three, four of his teammates. Four of his teammates. And we just have Michael Irvin, ball games 10-6 right here. So if Detroit goes in to score.

Cover City. It's cover city. It's, you know, you're in trouble a little bit because that changes the way you're thinking in that game. But anyways, at this point in the game, they needed to stop. and Michael Parsons, the best player on the team, giving the best effort on the team,

running by more than half of the defense to make this play at the pylon. The very next play to Marcus Lawrence who makes an incredible play. Fumble, Jamal Williams, first fumble in his career. So when you look at Detroit, even the guys that are making mistakes,

it's not like, what do you say? You know, it's tough. They're finding ways to lose these games, but Dallas finding ways to win games. They're growing up. right before our eyes. And I was wrong about the Cowboys, man. I'd like to issue apology.

You did to Tibado last week. I'd like to issue an apology to the Cowboys. The Cowboys are fucking good. And they got Dak back. I thought they'd be out of it by the time Dak came back. And I think the Cowboys organization deserves a lot of credit

because they built a team that could withstand the loss of Dak. They played great defense. Not only did they get the DAC rehab right, but they brought him back at the right time. Dak picked this game. This is the perfect game for them to bring him back.

And it's worked to perfection for them. And they found an identity when he was gone. I know Cooper Rush gets a lot of credit, but you have to give credit to that offensive line. I mean, it starts on the right side. Their backs have actually more yards when going to the left side than the right side, which is funny.

But it strengthens my point of the backside is the front side in the run game, particularly in these patience runs without pullers where you're not having a predetermined hole. They read A gap, B gap, C gap, and Pollard and Zeeke do a great job of it. Zeke is looking like himself. I love to see that.

It makes me feel younger when Zeke is looking young out there. Who's the guy that got the oldest, the fastest on you in the NFL? Me. Yeah, that's true. That's a great question and an answer. Would I be able to give my... Who got all this? That's a great question.

I just quit in Williams myself. Bless you. Thank you. That's funny. Because Will Blackman, shout out. It was funny as hell. Somebody did one of these tweets like, who's a player you'd want to see,

finish their career without injury? he's like a biggest what if and he was like me. And it's the truth. Like every NFL player, like if you could have, if we could get rid of our injuries. But Dak did get like, or Zeke did get up there in years pretty quick. Yeah, it's pretty funny.

He had a good time, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, they're a good team. Not only everybody getting them to this point where Dak comes back, but the first three possessions of that game, keeping that offense down. Aaron Glenn took a turn doing the right thing, right?

Keeping the points down yesterday for Detroit. but they can't put it together on both sides of the ball. And it's unfortunate for turnovers. I'm starting to really feel like the heat's going to be the dial, the heated seats. Where's he going to be coordinating next year? Dan Campbell? That's the thing.

He's not, I mean, he's on special teams, but. Tight ends, coach. No, he's not, I'm not forgetting, I'm not burying Dan Campbell. I love Dan Campbell. You know, but teams should avoid going on hard knocks is all I'm saying, because it just creates an unhealthy amount of expectation. from people.

You know what I mean? Like Joe Fan, if they weren't on Hard Knocks this year, I don't think this is as big a story, but it's the way it goes. These week one results, they all look fairly legitimate. The one most out of whack,

I know Dak went down, but it might be Bucks 19 Cowboys 3. Yeah, yeah. Usually there's some wacky results from week one, but they all, you know, people are... And at that point, the Bucks look like what we thought the Bucks would look like,

a functioning, Buck's team in 2022 was winning low scoring ball games. They were running the football. They're playing defense. And that was what they looked like. By the way, Sam Williams fucking looks awesome, dude. He looked great, getting skinny on the edge.

He slammed the fuck out of somebody. And then after the game, they asked him what he thought about slamming that guy. And he was like, I didn't know that was a rule that you couldn't slam anybody. So I wasn't really waiting for a flag because in college I used to do it all the time. I love that. I just love that.

Kyle, what do you think, Kansas City, San Francisco? It was nice to see the deep passes actually worked, you know, Valde Scantling, and then you see the run game, even at the end with Pacheco able to run the ball. It looks so funny to see that little guy wearing number 10. It looks like a young Tyreek Hill because he's got kind of the hair coming out the back, which Tyreek didn't have at the end. Five touchdowns. McCull Hardman stepping up big.

When I was there, he didn't have the opportunity to really. be highlighted in the past game as much. He's a lot of jet sweeps. He's a lot of quick hitting action screens, but Patrick's relying on him in the past game. Reliance on him in the past game has been fun to watch. A great protection plan for Nick Bosa. Until the end, Nick Bosa got home at the end,

but I give Andrew Wiley credit it was a good set. He got to relative depth on the quarterback. Some people are aliens. But Nick Bosa is just a freak, and they're going to watch that in film, and you know, Andy Hackle say, hey, that guy's a stud, you know what I mean? I was watching that exact play,

and I was like, this is what makes Nick Bosa so great. He's so strong at the top of the rush. Some guys aren't. You know, I can tell you, it's hard. You get washed by, you get pushed by. And it was a good set by Andrew Wiley. Yeah, he just, he knows how to put his inside foot underneath his outside foot, if that makes sense, and lean.

And he does not lose his feet. Basically, imagine if you're a rusher, it's kicking your feet outside of you and being able to still stand up. To bend. Like gravity doesn't. Ben, yeah, and not slip. You get all your cleats in the ground and you're strong. Like, because he's not winning these rushes with just speed. He's winning them with, like, power and leverage and a rip. I got to give credit to Andy Reed and this offense, I mean, over

520 yards against the number one ranked defense in a game where the offense of the Niners was the big thing that was talked about. And Christian McCaffrey looked good. He was, he was featured lightly. He was salt and peppered in there. And he's a clear mismatch everywhere on the field. I can't wait to see what else Shanahan does with him, as I'm sure you can't either. I can't wait because I had the Niners going far But if that's the best that the, you know, other than the Eagles, if that's the best that the Chiefs are going to see in the NFC,

that's obviously not the full finish product of the Niners. The Vikings are really good. That's making Super Bowl team, and they've quietly been. Primetime cousins. And the Niners were my Super Bowl preseason pick. Do I still think it's possible? Absolutely.

That team, I want to make a case for this week being, and I should have known, but yesterday I was a fucking degenerate and I wasn't seeing things, I'll be better, okay? The Niners were distracted this week. I really believe that. Like, there was a lot going on there. You know, Friday night, you get a text, you know,

we got Christian McCaffrey. Drake London's like, we got a white boy. Everybody had that moment Friday night where they were excited about Christian McCaffrey, right? Not Drake London, Drake Jackson. Drake Jackson's all excited in the kitchen. Everybody had that moment. Jeff Wilson, probably not pumped.

Jeff Wilson not pumped. Eli Mitchell not pumped. Not pumped. You come in Saturday. Everybody else kind of pumped. Walkthrough is buzzing, right? Like new guys there. Trent Williams is back.

Nick Bosa's back. There's a lot of people that are back and you think it's a positive. But it's not a spin zone. You know how this is in pro football. There's just a lot going on on that team. And they're playing a fucking really good team. And the bottom line is if Jimmy G doesn't throw that pick before the half because two weeks in a row, they had big turnovers before the half.

Last week, it resulted in points immediately against the Falcons. Fumble for touchdown. They don't play well from behind. Same thing with Jimmy. Like, you have a chance to put this game, not away, but you had a double-digit lead early in this game. And they look like the fucking, they look like,

I don't know, insert the most efficient offense ever, their first drive. And it's just throwing that pick in the end zone is a backbreaker. And it's not something that like, Patrick Mahomes throws picks, right? He threw one early in the game. game. So I'm not saying Jimmy G throwing that pick is the reason he's like off the rip. But where's the top end wow stuff? And that's the and it always builds up to a crescendo with Pat and the chiefs, right? Like you talked about them being down early and looking inept against an extremely efficient offense for the Niners. But that's the difference between having a guy

like Andy Reid and having any other coach and Shanahan possesses the same type traits. But he's got the experience. He's got all the juice. He's got all those offensive players. The rush was getting home yesterday, Frank Clark. You and I talked about Frank Clark. Frank Clark had a great game in McGlinchy. Chris Jones needs help and he's getting it. Yeah. Chris Jones is just too big to move that fast. It's incredible.

I mean, the fucking guy, he's like an SUV out there. Doesn't get enough credit for how large and physically gifted he is. I think everybody should have to go down on the football field and stand and let Chris Jones walk by them. I know that we can't make that happen, but that would be a great thing for everybody to do before you watch Chris Jones play football on TV because when I went to see the Chiefs

and the Eagles last year, I was on the sideline and that motherfucker ran out of the tunnel, I was like, oh, he's big, big, dude. And the way he can get on the edge and double hand swipe a tackle, he can get vertical, you know, in a three technique, he's incredible.

The thing, he's a finesse rusher. You were talking about the edges he attacks. He's not going to just bull you all the time. Nope. Like he sets up bull because he beats you with speed throughout the game. And I want to add this real quick before we move on because I don't think this is indicative of the Niners,

but this is very, this is impressive by the Chiefs. This is a statement win. The Niners dropped a lot of coverages yesterday. Like they were not themselves defensively. I think this is as bad as it could be for them, this two-game skit. I could be wrong. I think they're going to be back.

And I think they're not going to win the NFC. They're not going to have home field advantage. What they're doing is they're playing. this team's playing to be ready for the playoffs. You know what I mean? Like you lose your quarterback the first week and it's probably a good thing. You add a big piece this week.

You have some guys injured. You lose Trent Williams for a stretch. Now we can start, like the season starts for us, but it's got to start right now, right? Let me ask you this question. The season ends today, MVP, Patrick Mahomes? Yes. I agree.

Jalen Hertz. No, I agree. It's Patrick Mahomes. Or if we're picking an NFC in and AFC, those would be the two. Yeah. Well, I'm not, listen, And Jalen Hertz is going to be in the running

and he could win the whole thing. But like Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen two best quarterbacks in the league. And it's not close. With all, with everything that Patrick Mahomes had to deal with from a changes standpoint and BNAMI and Reed this year, like it is incredible.

They have more explosives this year than they did last year. And being the face of the league. They averaged nine yards per play yesterday against the San Francisco 49ers. So like, sometimes, Sometimes you don't have to overthink it. If he keeps this up and their offense has been a little hot and cold, but if you get this a lot, he's the MVP, in my opinion.

I'm not throwing shade out. I wouldn't even thinking about, Janet. And it goes down to, because they have such a great, people say they're the most complete team. I think Josh is the favorite. And Pat is second and odds and Jalen is third. But a lot of people listening to this podcast are pissed at me about not going to the Phillies game,

and they're probably mad because I'm saying what I'm saying right now, but my job is not to be a fucking liar. and Patrick Mahomes is the most valuable player to his team. Adding value. He is the most valuable player to his team. It's like the Trout judge argument. And listen, get in line, Philly fans. Or show head.

Get in line Eagles fans. Because Josh Allen should be pissed first and then Jalen. Okay. And what we're cutting hairs here, these guys are all amazing. But Josh Allen is fucking incredible. He also has Stefan Diggs. He is their run game in some ways.

So maybe I'm talking my way into Josh Allen, but Patrick Mahomes can definitely make a case at this point for being the MVP. Those two are the MVPs for the AFC, no doubt about it. Dual MbPs. Yeah. Dual threat MVPs. Okay. All right.

Indie Tennessee, what did you see, Kyle? I saw a lot of field goals. I saw a lot of field goals. I saw a lot of Matt Ryan not looking apart in terms of mobility. The same stuff we talked about with Carson Wentz. When he was panicking, instead of going into that brace position, Matt Ryan just chucks it to wherever. And David Long had another interception yesterday.

I'm falling in love. Every time I watch the Titans, I fall more in love with them as a team. And I see them as a team that I would have liked to have played for if I was healthy and young and spry. Derek Henry is an absolute truck. He had like a hundred. He had like 130 yards, 30 carries. You see the O line finishing pushing the pile for first downs. And a lot of those yards came in the four minute mode at the end of the game.

But the moral of the story is Matt Ryan and this offense are not good enough. to put themselves behind the chains with penalties. You saw the first interception here, and I have it pulled up, Chris. This is Bud Dupree's impact was massive in the game. And he doesn't get a sack here, but there's an interception. Helps when you start in the neutral zone. So what I want to talk about is a protection here and the awareness. And this is Adams, I believe.

Andrews? Andrew Adams. Andrew Adams at the squat safety position here who gets the pick. But running back to the beginning and pause it. And I'll just say, this is a full-term protection. The left tackle's got to go down. There's six guys rushing. We have five guys. We know there's going to be one free hitter.

And the offensive line and Matt Ryan both know that Bud Dupree is going to be the guy that's hot. We're hot off of Bud Dupree. So the ball is supposed to be out. If I'm the receiver, Paris Campbell, in the slot, I have to also know that. Yeah, to be fair, his back's turned in. I don't know if Paris Campbell's wrong. No, no, but watch pre-snap. Everybody's eyes are inside, including Paris Campbell's.

not saying that he's supposed to know this right now, but Matt Ryan, somebody's got to communicate that we're going Terry, which means gap protection to the right, and the ball's hot off the defensive end, Bud Dupree. This is pretty basic shit for an O-Lyman. Now I'm not in the receiver rooms, but I'm sure that in the team meeting, they're going to say, hey, there was a pick six because we didn't have situational awareness. And Paris Campbell played a really good game. He had a lot of great catches. He had a touchdown later on, but plays like this are what separate the Titans, who this safety, and Andrew Adams is sitting here, squatting behind it, makes a great play, gets out of their pick six.

That's six points, a swing of momentum because of a situational awareness, a little thing, like having your eyes around for Matt Ryan. Matt Ryan delivered the ball on time, didn't take a hit, didn't take a sack, and it's a pick six. Stuff like this, bit him in the butt all day. Nahim Hines, I like him a lot on the Colts. He was featured in dynamic for them, but they couldn't score touchdowns. They scored one. Same thing goes for the Titans.

A lot of field goals. Bullock, he actually gets my... It's a rock fight. He actually gets my game ball in general, and I wrote down some quick notes here because I don't want to mess this up. Randy Bullock, 45 plus in a row inside 35 yards. Yeah.

Over 200 field goals made. He surpassed that mark against the Colts. He was 4 to 4. They kept the Colts at bay. Pretty much a dominant, you know what's going to come. It's going to be Derek Henry and heavy doses of it for the Titans. It was fun to watch. I watched it in here in here the Colts of the Titans.

morning and I was just chuckling to myself like you know what's coming and you can't stop it. He's like he's just got a better motor than everybody. Well he's also got a motor that they're actually breaking in and like continue to drive like Jonathan Taylor 10 touches. Yeah, not enough. Not enough there. And they spread the rock around too much. Pick a hint from the guy on the other side of the field like you.

And Dennis Kelly bless his heart. He's out there battling. But Bud Dupree, man. I've got some stats here. He's a beast. He's a dude. Because I wanted to shout that out as well. Randy Bullock's 5-9-2-10.

Damn, he's stocky. He's a stocky boy. Bud Dupree, eight quarterback pressures, six hits, a sack, and 28% pass-rush win rate. Bro, Bud Dupree is one of the most underrated rushers in the league. He just does his job. He just disrupts things. He just fucking, you know, Pittsburgh missed him when he left.

Like, you know, he's added a lot, Tennessee. So shout out to Bud Dupree. We love Bud. He bull rushed Dennis Kelly. He bull rushed Dennis Kelly bad one time and Jeffrey Simmons got home because Ryan had to step up. They do a great job of having that

cooperative rush. What do you guys call it? Coordinated rush where it's like, I'm going inside to flush him to here because I know you're going to be there. We often call that a game. You know? A game.

Yeah. I don't know if that's a game. That's not a game. Yeah, it's not a game. We'll call it like a rush together. We'll call like a stunt. But that was good. Stunts and games are the same thing.

Right, right. Well, there's... Stunts mean crossing face. There's also some feel... You're talking about some of the feel things. You're talking about some of the feel things. Contain rushes. Talking about rushing together.

Yeah. Complementary rushing. That's what I'm saying. Rushing together. I like that Titans team a lot, and you know they are who they are, man. Hey, I got good news for you. Yeah. Your turn, big boy.

Oh. Oh. Good. We like that? How much time we got? We got 20 minutes. Vegas didn't know. Yeah.

Scotty didn't know. I mean, we all saw Jacksonville minus three and thought they would run away. And maybe they are the, well, you can no longer call them the better team. Giants are good. But Jacksonville looked quite a bit more explosive at various points. E.T.N is getting his legs under him. He had the big fumble at the end of the first half. Daniel Jones, first giant quarterback ever, I think, to throw for 200 and run for 100.

he seems to be that guy. New Daniel Jones is what I call him. Because you're not going to go out and pay a free agent. You don't have any money. So you're not going to go out and pay a theoretical Lamar Jackson or Jimmy G. or any of these guys who are coming up. And the end of the first round is actually kind of interesting this coming year. Could be like an Anthony Richardson, a KJ Jefferson from Arkansas.

Anthony Richardson, you basically have the same player. Hendon Hooker. And that's what I'm saying. DJ, Dan Dimes, he's the guy. He's Anthony Richardson who trips. But taller. And throws a beautiful ball. He does.

He's thrown, where they live, he's doing a great job, man. Short passing game, but they started to take shots deep, too. Derrick Slaten had the big TV. The Staten ball was beautiful. Tell you, bro, Mike Kafka effect. But the Slaten ball was beautiful because of a run that extended that drive for him. Like, he helps himself. He was their leading Russia for a while, I feel like.

Yep, yep. Wondell Robinson, a little, I mean, I'm not saying he's Tyree Kill, but a corollary there for Mike Casca. I mean, he's built. You can show film and say, do this. No, that jet sweep they ran yesterday was beautiful. Tyree's 510-185. They're talking about him Sunday night being low-key thick.

Wondale's 5-8-185. Two Cs. Is he as thick? He's a yak. He's a yak monster, yak with two Cs. Yeah. Yack with three Cs. He's a thick yak.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then Bellinger and Myrick, these guys are just reliable for DJ. The defense dissects things very quickly, it seems. Your boy, Tibado had another solid one. Halftime, it's 1311 New York in part because of that ETN fumble. A couple ridiculous ruffing calls going both ways. It's Jags 17, Giants 13, with 11 minutes to go in the fourth quarter. You thought that one was ridiculous, even as a homer. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You thought it was a bad one. I didn't see the replay. Yeah, negated the pick. It was up in his face a little bit, but... The guy can't, you can't leave your feet to tap a quarterback.

You got to, if you're going to tap, you got to just tap it to chest. There's got to be, and maybe it is even in the rule, but there's got to be some sort of force that goes along. Well, here's what we need to do. We need to put sensors on helmets. You know how we were talking about, what were we talking about recently? Like car accidents, putting, you know, they're putting iPhones. Earbags.

They're putting iPhones. iPhones have a drop thing, right? Or what is it, Matt? It's like a feature where. if you've been in a car accident, the iPhone will alert because it feels like the vibration or crash or whatever. And sometimes... Watch out high schoolers.

Put an iPhone in Daniel Jones's helmet and these other motherfuckers. And if they don't get hit hard enough, we don't call the foul. Watch out high schoolers in the back seat, you know? You know? Yeah. Yeah. New Daniel Jones. You know what I'm saying.

I know what you mean. Okay. Jack 17. John is 13. It's a fourth and a short one. Doug issues the 38-yarder. It could go up 2013. That's not a good call.

Not a great call. Lawrence gets stuffed. Not a good call. I don't mind the calls. The direct snap on third and one. I liked it. You know, fourth down, Lawrence gets stuffed.

And by the way, Timito was pretty good on that sneak. Little things. Like, you know, like he's not game-breaking, but another one? Yeah. The fucking,

the, oh, 2017. I think the second of last drive. Trevor Lawrence has a chunk at the 50. that it might still be running. I think it was Zay Jones was wide open. And Timitoe, if he doesn't pressure him, that ball's coming out, and that ball's going right to Zay or whoever was at the 50,

and they're driving on the plus side of the field and probably going to at least tie that ball game. So he had a couple little plays. That impact is priceless. We talked about margins of victory in one defeat. I mean, the Giants get a lead. They can not quite put it on ice, with Sequan picking up first downs,

and then you think you got your eyes on 26, and then Daniel Jones pops it around the corner and gets a first down on you. So it's just they're a hard team to beat. Gano makes the field goal to make it 2317, and the Jags drive, in part thanks to a few defensive fouls. And then I think it's Kirk at the goal line who gets tackled with no time.

Did you see Daniel Jones in the red zone, and this is part of being new Daniel Jones. It was third down, he's flush left. and the old Daniel Jones would have probably thrown a pick or something or held it too long and fumbled. Instead, he hits the Famu Band. Yes, yes. Did you see that?

I did see that. I'm like, he just drills a guy in the Famu band. They're like, how was the game in Jacksonville? I got hit by a ball. My guys in the booth didn't make mention of the Rattler Marching Band. You got a shout out the Ratler Marching Band, dude. I did in my living room. That's for sure.

Giant 6 and 1. Yeah. I mean, there's a path here. Y'all are talking about playout. Playout. How about 12 and 5, all right? That'd be awesome. About 12 and 5.

Wow. That'd be awesome. You got that thing mapped out. I don't know if he's got enough cigars. He's smoking them after fucking... Okay. Best of the rest. Yeah, I know.

Well, that's what I'm saying. You've got to be careful. You can't do that. That was my immediate thought. It's like, why? Giants at Seahawks, Nacks, Barnburner, and then home Texans, home lions. If you're here in Arizona, Colorado,

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next step. In Colorado, Indiana. New Jersey and Virginia called 1-800 Gambler and in Michigan 1-800-2707-1-17 Tennessee y'all 2. 1-8009-9-9-7-8-9. Let's do your one-word thing, Mike. You got a good idea. Well, sure. Thank you for saying that.

Kyle brought it to us by saying, hey, I wrote down one word for this game last week and it was youth. Yeah. And so let's get into some of these games by using one word. Let's start Jets, Broncos. I wrote down sad. And I wrote down sad in large part because this Jess team is fun. And Brees Hall goes down with probably a season ender, yeah.

And Corey Davis leaves, Elijah Vera Tucker leaves. It's like, man, I like these guys a lot. Also sad that rooting for Brett Rippin felt a lot like rooting for Drew Locke last year. It's just not going to happen for you late. Sorry, Cowboy. Reed, do you have a word for that for that game? You want to co-sign sad?

Interference. Everyone was talking about sauce gardener, blanketing, court and Sutton. It's easy to do that when you're pulling the guy down for a touchdown. More like a back.

Yeah. Not lost in the sauce. Right. Iron Eagle. That's right. That should have been a touchdown to Gordon, but that's right. More like court date Sutton.

I want to sue for pass interference. I want to sue for DPI and not give the hype train any more sauce I don't need the sauce Paul is what makes us sad I mean that that run we talked about in here he changes speeds like you know how some cars are like

automatics obviously Kyle you're the car guy some cars are manual I know about that and all the guys that are Tokyo drifting that have the high performance cars you got to go manual and he feels like he can change from first to second to third to fourth gear. Watch that run.

He runs between the, between like five and ten yards. There's one speed and then it's just like zoom, like whatever the fucking highest gear is. Eighth. Eighth gear. Depends on vehicle. You got a word? Yeah, I got a word for the New York Jets and the Denver game. Waste.

Waste of a good defense for Denver. Waste of a great talent, to your point. Breeze Hall. Waste of AVT. All this stuff, all this stuff is the same. Just a waste. Um, my word curious, because I'm curious when we're going to start talking about Zach Wilson. I mean, he's been in here a couple weeks now, but look at that passing chart, dude.

And I know the Broncos defense is pretty good and everything, but, you know, at some point, you got this exciting young team, everybody's buying into it. How long can we hide the fact that Zach Wilson's not playing that great? Well, now the breeze is out. It's like the clock's ticking on that little C4 packet. It's unfortunate because you had the Mackay-Bectin injury. You got the Breece injury. like you haven't had not that Mackay was off to the start that Breece is but like these are great possibly good picks and Joe

there are big good players that are big investments with yeah yep bingles 35 falcon 17 my words form as in return to form burrow chase I look like into last year I got one bullying yeah because Joe burrow will bully the fuck out of a 481 yards out of a down outclassed because yeah because they they were down guys you know um and yeah and yeah they look better, but I want to see it. It looks like an exhibition game. Yeah. Seahawks and the Chargers played. I'm enjoying giving final scores here.

Yeah, go ahead. And just the mouse wasn't quite, it was a mouse issue. Seahawks 37 Chargers 23. Comfy. I'm saying comfy because Gino Smith, and I, Gino Smith is like the new gal that maybe not as hot, Like you were with a dime, right?

And she's like a smoke show, but she's just, she's not, she doesn't comfort you. She's not like, she doesn't sit on the couch with you in a hoodie and watch a movie. You know what I mean? And Gino Smith will do all those little things that make you feel comfortable. She'll compliment you. She'll give you a hug and things like that. You know, she's not Russell Wilson, but she can unlock the middle of the field.

You know, it doesn't always have to be sexy. And Pete Carroll all these years thought he had this great asset and he did. He's a Hall of Famer. but like Dag Nabbit Gino's not too fucking bad It's kind of comfy It feels good Instead of saying have a great day

Gino will say make it a great day Yeah exactly Yeah it's like oh Exactly I got a little pep in my stuff Yeah yeah one word I wrote down two words STL Memorial

But that is true Because that's the that's the theme Here and it's a bunch of guys In Seattle that are stepping up like Gino And the countless other guys that aren't named Gino Smith on that team who have contributed to these wins. One in particular is the winner of my STL Memorial Award, Austin Blythe Center for the Seahawks. He was with me in Kansas City, brought in to be the starter,

ended up getting beat out by Creed Humphrey, who is a young phenom in this league. But Blythe, now a starter again in Seattle, and the leader of that group. He was miced up last week. It's worth a watch. Tough dude, great guy, and yeah, he's bawling in obscurity right now. Gino will have a pot pie ready for you when he gets home. You know what I mean? have, you know, some hot soup. You know, when it gets cold. Basically, Gino's a cold weather gal. My word is Kenneth. He went for 168. You don't see many Kenneths these days. Baltimore 23, Cleveland 20. My word's cover. Kenney. Really happy. Yeah, I don't really have a word here because I didn't watch the game. Really happy with that cover. This is the Baltimore game? Yeah. Oh,

mine is flags. Yeah. Yeah. That's, I can figure out what happened in that game. a lot of flags. Vegas 38, Houston something. My word was not because I didn't watch it in part because of the Sunday ticket issue. I just stood down. Get knocked off like three times. I'm just like.

I forgot to tell you. I bet the second half Davis Mills, I got on that train, bro. Yeah. And I don't know. Turning point is, I'm going to put a hyphen in between those two words. Okay. Which is not a thing, but it could be a turning point for the Raiders. We've said, like, look at their next few games.

They're a good football team. they played bad. This could be one of those games. You're like, remember we were at Houston, we were down at the half to those motherfuckers, and we scored 21 points in the fourth quarter. Josh Jacobs, who's going to hit the market next year, is stacking the numbers, man, the last couple weeks.

So they're finding their identity, they're running the football, and my poor Texans, they have found as many ways to lose as the lions. Yeah, might be on the do not, do not wager a pawn list. Probably. They're probably going to answer. My one word is Jacobs, but I'm going to make it bridge because to your point,

they're bridging, they're bridging a shitty start with a good finish right now. They're finding their identity. Josh and DC are seemingly more comfortable. This was a good tweet. Don't remember who tweeted it. Josh Jacobs,

they ran out in the Hall of Fame game because he was going to be buried on the death chart. And here he is. That's crazy. Falling out. Yeah. Good for him.

Good for him. I like that guy. He's like, I'm going to make them pay. That's one word. So let's see. That was good. That was good.

Hey. Might go to two words next week. Hey. Hey. We've got seven minutes before I hop on the Rich Eisen show. Shout out to Rich Eisen. We got to plug Rich Eisen. I don't know if any of you guys have heard of Rich Eisen or his show.

No, the Rich Eisen. Feels so stupid when you plug somebody's show that's much more successful than you because it feels like we think we're on that level. But go listen to his show. I'm on there every Monday. Okay. Let's do mentions.

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Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Hey, can I just get you? give you my hollow man and get out of the way for you guys. Huh? I'm going to give you my hollow man and then get out of the way. Okay. All right.

Me, all right, 7 p.m. Thursday night. Hollow man. Bath time, they're bubbles, boats. We play with the letters that you stick on the bathtub. She likes an octopus. There's a little basketball hoop. All right, rewind throughout the day. I'm checking the fantasy lineups to see if the lizard kings are going to insert

Chris Olave or not. Oh, this is great. To see if they're going to insert Chris Olave who's going to go for the Saints against the Cardinals. Hall Day. No, no, no, no, he's not in there. No, he's not in there. No, he's not in there. Fast forward bath time. Commissioner Tom from the top rope, text the group. Don't forget to set your lineups. He's a nice commissioner. Who does that? There's a 60-year-old person in this league. Don't forget to set your lineups. Thanks, Dad. Part of being in a fantasy football league is

is being grown up enough to set your lineup without a reminder. And he doesn't. You remind it. You've reminded me, to be fair. But that's what I'm being a jackass in trying to help myself Yeah, exactly. Beat somebody else. Yeah, he's being like- He does, if he did this every single week, that's one thing, still bad, not great, but okay. But he does it just when it benefits him, which if it's private, it's one thing, I don't know about it.

That's a heavy accusation. All right, all right. So, uh, epic code break by Commissioner Tom. Wait, did you just say, I only do it what it benefits me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but privately. Now you say, well, the lizard kings beat the houses by 90, Olave's 18 worth the difference. No, not true. Momentum is a real thing. My guys go into Sunday, down 18. That's bad vibes. Now, DKs out. House is down bad. Add insult to injury. Lizard Kings, fuckers, text the group chat,

a link to burning down the house. So not only do they get an assist from dad, they're talking smack in the group chat. You didn't do it, guy. The restraint I showed, not saying player, you don't know how to open the app and set your own lineup without dad sending out a text message before the game start should earn me an award.

Could be worse. Get bent Tom, get bent Lizard Kings, I'm hollow man. Could be worse. You could have not set your lineup at all. Okay. That's me.

Okay. Okay. No, that would have been great. You know, like New York... Still in it. New York literally broke me, man. I sat Damian Pierce, George Pickens,

I sat Jonathan Taylor. Couldn't even be bothered. So yeah, that sucks. And the way you lost, you lost by one point. I addressed that. You addressed that. Yeah, I just. Best plane ride, Kansas City, worst plane ride.

I'll go, I'll go, I'll go Tampa Bay. Okay, best, go ahead, Kyle. You got your best and worst. Best plane ride, Kansas City. Worst pirate ship ride because there's going to be a lot of people that need to walk the plank. Oh, that's good. Yeah.

Tampa Bay. Yeah. Yeah. Tom Brady just out there pointing to a wooden fucking plank off the side of his pirate ship. Tom, you don't open the exit while we're in the air? He's just throwing Mike Evans out of the plane. That's what I thought they're going to do.

That's what I thought Tomlin was going to do the Pittsburgh receivers last year after the Minnesota game. Okay. Best plane ride, worst plane ride. Oh, fuck me. Viewing party. The Giants have the best plane ride. Yeah.

You know, Florida, it's a 1 p.m. You're back by. I don't know, six o'clock. Easy. Seven o'clock? You've got to load the shit. Yeah. To go out in the greatest city in the world?

East Rutherford. Yeah. Worst plane ride, it's going to be hard to disagree with you. But I'll take the other side of this thing and take that. Pirateship? The Packers. Okay. And I was thinking,

maybe it's a viewing party or fly on the wall, but like when Aaron got back and saw how bad Tom did and Tom got back and saw how bad Aaron did. That's fun. A pretty interesting thought. I'd like to watch that Dolphins game in the 72 team sweet. Just probably a lot of a, huh?

Yeah, that's fucking good. Hearing jokes. Farts. Mercury Morris. Yeah. Uh, what, ha? Oh, yeah. Fuck them.

Hey, all those guys. Ogun Joby, I love that guy. Cam Hayward, Miles Jack, Devin Bush, that's a good defense. That's my Frank Gore award, that Pittsburgh defense, not including all of the corners and safeties who cannot catch the football thrown to them. Man, lofted to them by two of us. Give me a viewing party.

Mark Sanchez calling the Gino Smith game. Oh, yeah. Ain't this something? Like, I don't even know what to say right now. But else, we got fly on the wall, we got viewing party. I got a good fly on the wall. Go ahead.

I would like to be, have access to Tom's cell phone, Tom Brady for when he does board the actual flight, the worst flight. Who does he text right now? He's in a strange spot like in life. Like who's the guy or the, you know, whoever it is that texts. He texts and is like, man, fuck.

Alex, Guerrero. Alex. And Julian Edelman. Ernie, is that his name? Just crossed my mind because, you know, there's times when I get on the plane and I'm like, I got to text somebody that's not, doesn't give a fuck about football. Oh, Beville Conway last night. Yeah, yeah.

Such a shame that I had to watch that game in the state that I watched it. It was beautiful. It gives me real Rose Bowl vibes. Whenever that California sun is in the early to late afternoon with two good uniforms, It felt like a Rose Bowl game. You guys closed the show. Rich Eisen's calling. All right. Tell Rich what up. It felt like a Rose Bowl game, right?

You look at the Niners uniforms, which were so gorgeous. Oh, you're going there. And the Kansas City, yeah, yeah, and the Kansas City whites, which were spectacular. You can't be trumped with the Kansas City jerseys until you show up to Levi Stadium to play the Niners in that kit. I just worry about the red and then a different red and then the yellow and then a different yellow. A little bit of clashing. We'll never know since Chris left. Kansas Jay Hawkins.

uniforms. I didn't see them actually play, but the tops and the helmets look beautiful online. There you go. Sick. Thank you. Dynamite drop in. We'll never... Battle on the base. I think he was referring to... He's got an answer. Miami and Pittsburgh last night. The Dolphins throwbacks are maybe the best unies in football that we see once a year. They're cool. My wife looked to me last night during the game. She said, those jerseys look like they're from the 40s. And I was like, they both look like they're from the 40s. And she's like, no, the dolphins ones in particular. The shoulder numbers. They like the outlines were too thick in the greatest way.

I said I can assure you that these teams looked a lot different in 1940K. Yes. They just look up with that sweet. College football, Ole Miss, LSU was beautiful. Poor Ole Miss. And my guy Brad Sal, former teammate, he has a podcast down there in Oxford. I think that's the town, right? Yeah, Oxford.

It's a great, great little town. You fly into Memphis, you drive down to Mississippi. It's a good investment in that area. Yeah. I'm going to give it to TCU and K State. I'm going to go off the board. TCU, a little newfangled. They went black, black, black,

K State in the silver, white silver. Good ball game. Probably the best ball game in the night slate. Yeah, it was sharp looking. A lot of purple, but not too much. Because TCU toned it down with the purple. Got it. That's my plus 400

Beville Conway Award winner. You got a game ball. You already mentioned it. I'm going Derek Henry, 128 yards. on the ground. Leading receiver in terms of receptions with three on that team, which speaks to Tannehill doesn't have that AJ Brown.

He doesn't have Julio. It's Derek Henry's ball club. But I got to say, Austin Hooper. Okay. Also with three? He took a shit in a good way. He dropped a good, healthy, you know, a lot of, what is that fiber?

A lot of fiber in that guy's diet because he's shit. At the end of the game, when they need it the most, He made a huge catch, and we had it up there earlier, but... And you're calling that a shit. He took a shit on them. Oh, okay, on them, on them. Yeah, so here's the Austin Hooper catch. They need it.

Fourth quarter, Tennessee's up six points. Now, run it back one more time. Oh, wow. This is an ill-advised throw for Ryan Tannahill. He gets outside of pressure. Two things you can't do here. You can't take a sack and move further back, and you can't throw an interception. So he avoids the sack, but then he throws into triple coverage.

Austin Hooper comes down with it. I think he had three or four. catches, but none of them were bigger than this one. He had three catches. He had another one, big one like this earlier. But yeah, shout out to Austin Hooper. I'm going to give him the game ball. Another obscure ball out. Not really an MVP type performance, but huge. I like it. And that's third and six with five minutes to go in the fourth quarter. Up six points. Up six. So you're punting in a way if he doesn't come down with that. That's a good call. Hollow Man. Behole of the I have a hollow man. Good one there for Austin Hooper. Yeah, Hollow Man. Malik Willis comes in the game for the

Titans and wants to, you know, they want to present a little bit of a sexy look. They bring them in motion on the reverse. They toss it and Malik, he goes, hands, he tries to grab the ball instead of catching it. You know what I'm saying? He's trying to grab it. There's a QB Center exchange and the broadcast blamed it on Tanna Hill. But I'm watching it and I'm like, you know, I'm blaming it on Malik. Doesn't even make the box score too. I think it was James Lofton. Yeah, not a passer, not a rush or not a receiver. And Tanahill went out there for a minute too. Hollow Man.

But couldn't get a statistic. Can I nominate myself for Hollow Man? Please. Everybody yesterday was saying they weren't really hung over, they felt great. They all take athletic greens. I need to start. EG1, get it in your system.

I've been on that for a little bit and just feel like 500 bucks, man. Really? Yeah, it's good stuff. At least. You also look sexy in those rowback sweaters. Thanks, man. I appreciate that. word but like pull over yeah thank you and I look great touching this Wimbab app and I look great

drinking these Miller lights and it's just good times over here is there anything else you want to cover before we go no I don't think so let's play some overwatch two later we could talk about that fucking Niners game all day just like how it looked y'all take care of yourself it looks so good