Green Light with Chris Long - Rams Are Covering & Bijan Robinson's Over Props | Backdoor Cover with Stanford Steve

Episode Date: November 1, 2025

Chris, Macon and Stanford Steve run you through the best possible gambling picks from the NFL's week 9 slate. Can Matthew Stafford ball out against the Saints? Patrick Mahomes looks to cover against the Buffalo Bills and Josh Allen. Bijan Robinson and the Atlanta Falcons will bounce back following their back to back losses. (00:00) - Halloween (4:07) - America's Teams (11:55) - NFL Best Bets Chris: Texans-Broncos under 39.5, Rams -14, Bears -2.5, 49ers -2.5, Bijan Robinson over 48.5 receiving yards Stanford Steve: 49ers-Giants under 48.5, Chiefs -2, Colts team total under 27.5, Jaguars -2.5, Vikings +8.5 Macon: Lions -8.5, Falcons, +6, Steelers-Colts under 50.5, Titans +9, Aaron Jones under 8.5 rush attempts Have some interesting takes, some codebreaks or just want to talk to the Green Light Crew? We want to hear from you. Call into the Green Light Hotline and give us your hottest takes, your biggest gripes and general thoughts. Day and night, this hotline is open. Green Light Hotline: ‪[phone]‬ Also, check out our paddling partners at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Appomattox River Company ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠to get your canoes, kayaks and paddleboards so you're set to hit the river this summer. Green Light's ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, where you can catch all the latest GL action: Green Light with Chris Long: Subscribe and enjoy weekly content including podcasts, documentaries, live chats, celebrity interviews and more including hot news items, trending discussions from the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, NCAA are just a small part of what we will be sharing with you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Am I out? Yeah. Oh, that's great. I'll take the Rams. No, I was just about to say it. It was just about to come out of my mouth. Man, you should have probably done it the first time. I don't like it that much.

What it's a, Bajon Robinson's receiving totals. Smart. 38.5, my friend. 38.5? Yep. I'll take the over. And Macon has the first pick this week. Is that right?

That's right. My fucking pick. Here it is. It's on the paper. Yeah. It's a good costume, Steve, the guy from the shield. Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Nailed it, Steve.

So, hey, Steve. Yeah. My kids, I left my, my, I had three Halloween costumes like, because I like to have choices. Reads one of them, I actually gave this one to read. This is, um, Palm Reader. Oh, I thought Reed was Labia Majora and Minora. That makes more sense. It does.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, so I had this one, and I also have a pickle, which I'm going to wear tomorrow night. And people are going to be like, oh, a pickle. I'm going to be like, no, a cucumber. Okay. Now, this one here is for the show today. And I left it out on the kitchen counter. I woke up this morning.

Meg said, so the kids were playing with your costumes. and they were both looking at this white costume, and they're like, what is that costume? And Luke goes, he's a burrito. And Whelan picks it up and goes, no, it's a spliff costume. Whatever that means. It's that fucking good or what, dude?

That's good. Very good. Yeah, it's good that he doesn't know what that is. Yeah. Sort of. That doesn't come up at school. Sliff. At least it didn't go,

Like, which way? At least he wasn't like, yeah, I know what that is. Petus. Oh, penis, no. So here's the deal. So I'm saying. Yeah, so Whalen wanted to be a hot dog for Halloween. And the hot dog comes in.

It really has essentially no bun. So he's looking pretty foul. And my wife instructs him to pick a different costume because of the fact that the hot dog looks like a dick. And he's like, all right, cool. I'll be a banana. And you were like, cool, I'll be a pickle. Okay, no problem. Meg's being Joey Chestnut.

And the babies being a hot dog, too. She's going to eat the whole family. There we go. Don't forget, Dad. Is this still where Macon goes trick-or-treating by himself? No, yeah, what are you doing tomorrow? I don't understand the joke. I go trick-or-treating with my kids.

No, but before you had kids, or maybe when they were very young, you used to draw the shades and turn off all the lights and stand upstairs like a colonial man with a candle at the window. Oh, yeah. And you put like some terrible snack at the door. No, good snack. What snack did you put there? The usual, this collection, the M&M snicker.

milky weight collection. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you did dissuade people from trick-or-treating. Well, you're not to knock on my door, no. You take a few from the thing. But now that I'm with the children at the same time, it's the same setup, you know, except I'm not home. Yeah, right. Where are y'all going? Where are you going? Oh, really? Yeah, dog. Oh, cool. We've done it like three straight years. I know, but I usually black out Halloween. Okay. I do hate some Halloween. Oh man, America's teams, people that need people to slow the fuck down. Yeah, right. Like there's still, you know, just people slow down.

It's Halloween, man. It just goes to show you there's a lot of people without kids because they would know to slow the fuck down on Halloween. Steve, where are you going? I'm in Salt Lake City. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's true. Is everything white in Utah, Steve? Yeah, because that carpet is like Benjamin White, Benjamin Moore. Wait for it.

Egg shell. White dove. White head. Alabaster. Leaves head. I don't know. It almost looks like tile in that camera. What color is your carpet?

He has carpet. That's a pretty good deal in his hotel room to have a carpet. Bage. Bage. Bage. And you can consume alcohol in Salt Lake City. Yes, that's a misnomer that you can't. Yeah, you can't.

Yeah. There's a lot of people there that don't, they choose not to. Right. I'm not sure what the nicotine situation is. that's why we kind of loaded up before we came. Really? Rogers over here. I started going through drawers.

You know, you have desk drawer. It has a couple of pouches. We're combining tins because I don't like, I don't know. You get out here and they're like selling ones. Oh, that's interesting. They don't say, there's a limit on. I don't know. Yeah.

I'm going on a gas station free. What's their deal with Halloween out there? Pagan holiday. I haven't seen anything. You know Dr. Fax when he was a kid wasn't allowed to celebrate Halloween because it was a pagan holiday? Isn't that pretty wild? I'm with his parents.

Yeah. For different reasons. Do you guys have any other America's teams before we get down to brass tacks? I sure do. Yeah. James Madison University. Yeah. Big win over North Texas or some such on Texas State.

Whatever. Tuesday night because big time programs play on Tuesday. Tuesday nights. Hell yeah, I'm all for that. And they've made Steve's projected college football playoff bracket. I saw that 12. Yeah, whatever. So they have to win out.

Yeah, Steve? They can't, they can't lose. They need the American teams to all beat each other too. Marshall, tricky, Wazoo, tricky. Yeah, we know that. Coastal, tricky, all still on the schedule. But best of luck to the Dukes. I know you all hate us.

It's a projection. No, no, no. There's some good vibes. I got facts tweeting at me mad because I spend more time at 30 Nell. I love your picks, Steve. That's all I got to say. Speaking of people that hate us, I'm remembering that I'm telling this to a whole different group of podcasters, but I went to Virginia Tech Friday night and went to Lane Stadium,

sat in the stands. It was a different experience. Those people are very... Jump up and down to enter Sandman? No, I sat down. I sat down. I protested it. You set the tone.

I set the tone. That place, Steve, that place is like a military school. Yeah? Yeah, it kind of has that vibe. You've never been to tech? No. That's because game day doesn't go to tech. Speaking of, can we talk about next week, Steve?

Are you really going to do two big 12 game days back to back? Are you going to include Missouri for a second time in three weeks? It's Virginia and Wake, pal. Make it happen. Should those two teams play? What are you? why are you talking about next week when you have a game this week? We've gotten into the business of talking about next week.

Just level with us. If we can win a toss-up game against Cal, will your little TV show come to Charlottesville? I don't know. He can't say that. Good for nothing. He can't say that. I don't know.

Steve the other day. A decision has not been made. The other day, Steve, Steve, text. me don't fuck this up which i think means they're coming oh that's interesting yeah man that would make my week um steve where the fuck is my kyle whittingham signed picture isn't that uh remember the last time you were there i asked for one oh steve really dropped the ball on that one sorry no it's okay he's only like one of my uh favorite college coaches you know be on the show really you got to tell him tell him uh tell him you know green light and all that and maybe like a

8 by 10 with like a key. I'll tell him about your Halloween costume. Yeah, ask him what he thinks about my. Hey, did you see Chris's Halloween costume? Look. Yeah. I wonder if, I wonder if Kyle Winningham partakes.

I still have a few more here. He passes the eye test. I think he takes. The Chicago Bulls are 4 and O. Bet you didn't see that coming. Giddy. They didn't even know they were playing yet. Honestly,

I saw Wembe play. That's the only thing relevant to me about the NBA. other than Jalen Brown's hairline, which is pretty funny, and he's taking that like a champ. Boozellis, Herder, Iodosunmu, beaten Atlanta, Orlando, Detroit, all the, all the, you know, what's it called and everybody likes a team, all the darlings of the Eastern Conference this year? Yeah. Steve knows what I'm talking about. Don't even have Kobe White healthy.

Man, that sucks. When's he coming back? And finally, John Sumral. man's going to get a man should stay in in new Orleans at Tulane but he's going to get a peach job you know the coach of the two lane green green wave he's in he's an america's team yeah he's in america did they get that monkey situation squared away yeah oh dude in Mississippi wow that was in mississippi it was the two lane monkey truck yeah yeah yeah it was two lanes monkeys oh really yeah now what would that they did that on a two lane highway if they you know what would have well well

you know how we could have avoided that disaster. Expanding. Four lanes. Four lanes. That's good stuff. Speaking of, like guys, we're brainstorming ideas

and making did that great piece last year going to Tulane. This year's Super Bowl. Follow alto, he could go to Stanford. That's pretty good. Ooh. Yeah. Well, could I talk to the...

See him get intimidated by some folks. Oh, the undergraduates are intimidating there on the plains or whatever they call it, the farm. America's teams, the Blue Jays. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, don't jinx them. Hell yeah. Well, I didn't say anything.

World Series champs. No. Toronto Blue Jays. Dude. The 18 inning game the other night had to be incredible. Justin Herbert watched a little bit of it. Herbert did? Yeah, he was there.

He was sitting with Justin Bieber and their lovely girlfriends. So he has to be careful because right now, he's setting a precedent that she goes everywhere with him right you know like to all that you got to build in some bro time or he goes everywhere with her yeah whichever you prefer i mean he used to stay inside the house no i know all poor guy this football season bet mjm wants to give you another chance at first touchdown scorers with bet mjm's second chance promotion you get your stake back in cash if your first touchdown score score second instead bet on any pro football player to score the first touch the game. If you're right,

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All right. So should we just, should we quit the Can we recap this? Foreplay and get down to it? Yeah, can we recap it all? Because was terrible. Ever since you did that country song. Passing his

ass. I'm like, that's a great point. I legit got cursed. Great point. By AI. It's crazy. I know. I know. It's great. And some of these plays are fucked up for your boy, but you pull yours up. Making. Yeah, because Steve went. Skin of his teeth,

making with the two under by a yard. Oh, that was wild. Oh, I'm sorry. You pick over or do you pick on night? And my model set under and it went under. I didn't say under by 50 yards. No shade. That's 75 y'all. Yeah, yeah. No shade. It's skinny your teeth. Just say you're lucky. Went under. 49ers Texans also under 41 and a half. That finished a 41. Now that one was

that one was dicey. That one was dicey. Still, okay. Miles Garrett had five sacks and that went over. Yeah. Hey, in the words of Jim Calhoun, not a dime back. All right? Not a dime back. Steve's in first place. He went three and two last week, 25, 14, and 1 for the season. Macon, 4 and 1 with a 23, 16, and 1 for the season. And Chris, 2 in 3, 21 and 19. Guys. Still above 50%. Guys.

No, I know. It's a fucking, it's a Super Bowl hangover. Three Pete is hard. That's 20 over 500 cumulative. You take all the hard. You're 20 over 500. Even though you have to take both sides of some of them. Steve's doing an especially good job, though. We should acknowledge it. Especially good job.

Yeah. And Macon has the first pick this week. Is that right? That's right. My fucking pick. Like the Rams in London and fucking whatever. Here it is. It's on the paper.

Yeah. Oh my God. You see it here? Good grief. Look, look, look, look, it's right here. Oh. I do have some plays underlined this week. Oh, we know.

All right. Oh, man, if I could get a fog machine behind me, like a fog machine in my backpack. Yeah. Dry ice. Thought I just had. Congrats on the pics. Grats on the pics. We're on to Halloween.

With the first pick in the week nine NFL draft, I select... Is this a segment called again, Makin? You named it. This is backdoor cover. This is Stanford Steve's backdoor cover. With the first pick in the week nine NFL draft of Stanford Steve's backdoor cover, I take the Detroit Lions laying eight. and a half points at home against Minnesota.

Yeah, hey, hey, look at Steve. Great pig. Look at chickless. Oh, come on, you don't like my pig? Look at him. He's upset. I love it. Thank you, Steve.

I don't know if, uh... All right? You guys got to be careful with that one. All right, you'd be careful. I don't know. I don't need to be careful. Hey, watch this. You be careful.

Final from Detroit. Lions 30, Vikings 10. Okay. You don't see that? I may have you see it. I might see it. All right. Let me just pull up your little text

to make sure I have the right lines here. It was on Steve's list and he's in first place. What, yeah? Fuck, well, hold on a second, player. All right. I'm going to take... This makes me nervous. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

Dan, da da da. Dan da da da da da da. Dund da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da do do do okay I'll take the Texans Broncos under can we put a clock on them careful there 39 and a half that's right that's right okay but you know what I'd rather take You're going to make him erase it I'd rather take

It's written down It's written down Calbs He does I get to He waits for a reaction And then you're letting him erase it Do I get to? No You bitches

Steve's up League leading Stanford Steve is up I'm going to take the under In the 49ers Giants game Steve? Yeah. I guess you don't care about my underlines and my arrows,

but I have an under arrow next to 49ers Giants. That's a nice pick. It's nice pick by you. Hey, Cald, have you ever written a capital Y before today? It's close. There's a little gap. We'll draw a bridge later. Okay.

Sounds good. Well, bridge it. Bridget. Bridget. Bridget. I'll take the Chiefs. Okay, Steve. It makes a lot of sense.

Yeah. Makes a lot of sense. Am I up? Yeah. Oh, that's great. I'll take the Rams. Fuck! No, I was just about to say it.

It was just about to come out of my mouth. Man, you should have probably done it the first fucking time. I don't like it that much. Damn. Hold on. No, come on, man. I looked down my list of sides, and I decided I was going to do Rams next. Oh, that's cool.

That's a good pick That's a cool story No you're not That's a good pick buddy See I don't know what to do here With a few of these I bet you don't Should I do that one?

Yeah Oh you're being funny No Do it Somebody's gonna take Atlanta today Atlanta Falcons plus five and a half Next on my list I just said that

No no I don't see that I don't have a sheet of paper But I just said that I believe in it It's a total crapshoot. It makes a lot of sense, but it's a total crapshoot because they're a totally different team every week. There's a zig-z-a-thory.

Yeah, you got to catch them when they're, they're zagging. Still up, aren't I? Give us another. Okay. I will take the under in Pittsburgh. Colt Steelers 50.5 at Accresure. Are you Accur sure about that? I was so not, I was so, I'm so acrissure about it.

I went to check if it was 40.5. That's not even a joke. That's interesting. 50.5? Yeah. That Steelers, I'm tempted to take the Steelers in a zag. Yeah, that's, that's tempting. Instead, I'm going to just do the under.

Is it me? Yes. Yes. I will take, I will take the, oh, I got to take a total. thing, huh? A total thingy. Total side or wild bar. I'll pick a look at that.

Take a quick look at it. Let me just pull up our little our little circle jerk. I like two player props. Hey guys. Can only pick one. I know. Hear all the numbers. I'm both and let one of somebody else have the other.

Somebody touched bears bingles, huh? Yeah, I'm going to take the bears. Wow, nice. You scared me into taking it before I wanted to, but I'm going to take the bears. Like it. Steve, how do you feel about that, clubhouse leader? Bears catching three. Blacko's still 50-50?

Flacko's 50-50. The line can only get tighter. There you go. And you know, the way these teams are reporting injuries now, he might be, they might have fucking amputated it this week, you know? I really wanted them. And they just tell you Sunday morning. Joe Flacco is retired

His arm actually fell off Is it me? Yeah, I think it's you Show is two to you Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, fuck it, okay. Yeah, I'm going to take the Colts team total

under 27 and a half. Smart. Smart to draft off my pick, Steve. That's smart. And that that means I can't take a prop, though. I'll take the job. Braves.

Brave. Probably right. And brave. Quiet. You're telling me to be quiet. I'm saying words in support of you and you're telling me to be quiet? Not really.

Well, like who made you the guy to bless picks? Run the... You're like C.J. Stroud, congratulating Caleb Williams. You're like, hey, hang in there, Chris. Hey. That's a good pick. It's on my paper.

Idiots. I may only be 60% on my picks, but my commentary is more like 80, if you're right. I would agree. I would agree. Steve's it quiet. What's going on, guys? Who's up?

You are. Oh, I didn't know that. You kind of got to say that. Come on a burrito. Well, no, I'm not a burrito in the spliff costume. You know, if I was a burrito, I'd probably already answered. Okay. Um, so I am going to take,

I am going to take. I think I'm going to do something. I think I'm going to do something. You know what? I know it's PD Public City, but give me the fucking Niners, dude. You really think Kyle Shanahan's not going to figure out ways to scheme up Shane Bowman? It's probably.

What am I missing? Hey, hey. Yeah, you underlined it. Underlined on a piece of paper. It is. Steve, what am I missing? Did you have the Niners? I took the under in the game.

I just think San Francisco is going to be able to do what they want, and what he wants to do is short in the game. Shorten the game, indeed. Yeah. Win the game, preferably by three. Okay, so the thing I'm missing is a total or a prop. You're also not out. Dick back.

No, I know, I'm just thinking ahead. You know, I'm trying to expedite the process. He's just thinking ahead. Your turn. What did he call me? Dick Bag. bag of dicks for Pete's sake guys

the language on the show really is terrible you started it yeah you bitch you all right you want to see a couple you want an automatic win hey bud you want to see a couple

of big brass ones huh give me the Tennessee Titans plus nine and a half points at home against the LA Chargers you're going to say it. Why didn't you guys say anything? Huh? I said, why didn't you guys say anything? About your pick? It's just, you know. Sometimes silence speaks. It's a good pick. You know, I like the overmore, frankly. Who's up now? He is. I just figure I always check. I have two

props that I really like. Yeah. Okay. Story of your life. Do you want me to say? One is an automatic win. Do you want me to No, see, neither is, you know, which is the problem or else I'd take that one. You're looking at the wrong one. You can still pick a prop, huh, Steve? So can you, Chris? No, I can't.

Just Chris. I cannot. That's all I have, unfortunately. Nobody's going against each other this week, yeah? Not yet. It's nine and a half, Calbs? No, it's not. Did you change the number on me?

Titans, plus nine. No, it's nine. You said it, and I double, checked it and I erased it because that was incorrect. It's a field goal game. It's a field goal game. You want to add your half point? No, stick your half point in your ass. All right, no half point for making this week.

No, I know, not that. That's interesting. Yeah, yeah. I like that. So I'm going to tell you guys the two props. Are you going to take my second prop? No. It's it's Aaron Jones. See what I mean?

Listen, listen. It's Aaron Jones. Listen up. I'm listening. It's Aaron Jones rushing attempts at eight and a half. I would go under. Yeah. Okay. And then, hold on.

And then he's just hedging. And then it's Ty J. Spears receiving yards 15 and a half. I would go over. Aaron Jones under eight and a half rushing attempts. Oh. These are only healthy running back. Fuck you.

Are you serious? Too late. Hold on. Road it down, dude. No, you wrote it down. Don't write it down. Wrote it down. Sorry.

You ain't special? Stop light. Put a yellow light on that pick. I'll be fine. Hey, what, am I up? Yeah, I'm up. What, what it's, Bajon Robinson's receiving totals. Smart.

38.5, my friend. 38.5? Yep. I'll take the over on the yards receiving. 38 and a half. Yeah, I'll do that. Nice, dude. Is that your first player prop?

In a few weeks. I also... Calb said it is. Yeah. Oh, it is? Yeah. Welcome. Yeah. Feels dumb.

Yeah. Feels dumb because, like, guy rolls his ankle in the first quarter. Toast. Toast, dude. Yeah. Props are dumb. We sure are hoping for the continued health of Aaron Jones, Sr.

Yeah. Although that fucking my home rushing prop is like, always automatic. Do it. I'm out of bed. Mario down. Yeah.

The Mahomes rushing the other night was fantastic. Picked up 12. Can I see? Macon's picks. Wow. Making Detroit minus eight and a half.

Atlanta plus five and a half. Pittsburgh, Indianapolis, under 50 and a half, Tennessee plus nine. And Aaron Jones, Aaron Jones under eight and a half rush to town.

He's got a second is what he's doing. Yeah. He's got a complex. He should look down the road. He should lead dog's view changes. If you're not first, the view doesn't change, you know? Yeah. We're just looking at Steve's ass.

I'm looking at, yeah. You know when you're driving and you, you know, on a road, you're on a lot, and you just get to a light and you're like, this light sucks. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm looking at one right there. He said you suck.

What's the deal, Steve? I don't know. That's where he was. going that's what makes it so funny I thought he was talking about driving oh I use player prop total

god this sucks take the Bronco why don't you just go opposite making on something like all right give me to Vikings that's what the fuck I'm talking about now that's a good pick right there

fucking O'Connell's gonna figure something out with that secondary he's gonna pull it out of his ass he's giving me the finger yeah look that thing Half point, boys.

You know, there's so many places that I would maybe take the half point, but I think I'm going to take the Bears down to two and a half. That seems like the way. Yeah, they'm going to take the Jags.

Hey, Steve, you know what I like in that Jags game? Tell me how you feel about this. Now we're talking about team bets. The under. Trevor Lawrence, one of the worst quarterbacks against zone coverage. Yeah, but they're both off a buy and the best in the world is back and healthy. Bowers. Yeah, you're right, Bowers is back.

But conversely, Gino Smith is throwing him the football. You know. Yeah, and he's had problems because he hasn't been on the field. Yeah. What's our... That's interesting. That's an interesting point you bring up. Hey, Chris.

Yeah. What do you think might taking the lions down to eight or the Falcons up to six? six. Lions down to eight are the Falcons. I would take

Falcons up to six. Why don't you look at your sheet and see what it says? I'm talking to Chris.

Now, now, you know what I also want to fucking give out for the second weekend a row is

the thing that I balked at on the first is I want to give out the fucking Texans, man. So if you're sitting at home,

just bet the Texans. Oh, you underline that. I just got a sign from Jesus Christ. What? Are you guys familiar?

Yes. On Chris's laptop computer is a score bug of the falcons losing by six points. Please take the Falcons up to six. I want the coverage of six.

I mean, just out of nowhere. Jesus will find you. That would be a push. Huh? That would be a push. No dick, cowboy. All I have is push is. Well, he's listening now if he found you, so you take it easy. Thank you, cowboy. that would be a push oh really

you know what else jesus is done since 2000 the falcons are 0 and 7 straight up and against the spread against the patriots against the patriots underscore bug no shit that is some spooky shit spooky scary skeletons we've got making it uh with the lions minus eight and a half at falcons plus six Pittsburgh and Indianapolis under 50.5. Tennessee Titans plus nine Aaron Jones under eight and a half rush attempts. Chris is going with the Houston, Denver, under a 39 and a half. Rams minus 14. Chicago Bears minus two and a half. San Francisco 49ers minus two and a half.

But John Robinson over 38 and a half receiving yards. And Steve is running with San Francisco 49er, New York Giant under 48.5. Kansas City minus two Indianapolis. Team total. under 27 and a half, Jacksonville minus two and a half, and Minnesota plus eight and a half. That's pretty good, cowboy. Hey, um, good reading. Pomola. Hey. Yeah. What's up? Baltimore, Detroit, L.A. Rams Green Bay, 13 point teaser. How does that lose? Oh, we got to talk about teasers real quick. T's got people have been requesting the teasers, then we'll get out of here. I'm going to tell you first glance. What was it, Baltimore? Listen to this. Baltimore goes to plus five and a half. Yeah.

Detroit lines go to plus four and a half. It's Minnesota. Okay. L.A. Rams go to minus one. Okay. Green Bay Packers go to minus 0.5 points. 13-pointers is minus 140. $5,500.

$5,500. All right. Let me do you one better. Okay. Let's see. I give you one I like. I'll tell you what I want, what I really,

really won't. There's really not really much I like. Oh, damn. In the teaser factory, I would say the Rams getting the Rams down to four, Kansas City Buffalo over 42 and a half. And then I'll eat my hat if fucking Texas Texans and Broncos score over 50 and a half points. I'll figure out a teaser by the weekend. It's a little early for the tease God. I have one.

What do you got? Oh, hey. Panthers plus 22 and a half. Saints plus 23, Titans plus 17. Boy, there's one blowout in there. I like that mostly. No, there's not. Not this week.

I do think Green Bay, if you're just blindly, I think I found the big favorite. I think LA is the big favorite that covers. I do have concerns about Green Bay covering, as funny as that sounds.