Green Light with Chris Long - Sports News! Aaron Judge Hits 62, Victor Wembanyama in the USA & Draymond Green & Jordan Poole. Best MLB Playoff Unis.

Episode Date: October 7, 2022

(2:23) - Thursday Night Time Machine: Worst Thursday Game to Predict Ever. (4:28) - MNF Protestor Files Police Report and Chris has a Solution. (15:57) - Reid Around the World: Aaron Judge, the Sue Bird conspiracy and Droughts We Want Ended. (40:53) - Best Uniforms from the MLB Playoff Teams. (55:32) - NBA Round Up: Victor Wembanyama Takes Over the USA and Draymond Green Punches Teammate. (1:09:01) - NFL Round Up: Rasul Douglas Hates the London Trip and Brian Robinson Returns to Practice for the Commanders. (1:17:53) - MatchMaker: Gisele and Tom, College Football Head Coaching Vacancies and Selecting a New James Bond. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to the Greenlight podcast. Cowboy. It's the Friday, have fun, get wild, whackamol, wallapalooza, hoopla, yaha, showdown, throwdown. Chris Makin and a whole bunch of fun. We had some NBA storylines, we hit some NFL storylines. We had some baseball storylines and the playoff uniform matchups. We hit some world storylines.

You want to hear who Chris and Makin thinks should be the next James Bond? Well, you'll find out. Y'all enjoy. Make sure you caught Stanford Steve earlier this morning. And also make sure to tune into the live shirt. on Sunday. That's Greenlight Tube on YouTube. Probably go live at about the second half of the 1 p.m. games, about

2.30, hanging out, talking football, and joining ourselves. Y'all come watch with us. Have a great weekend. See you on Sunday. So we just turned in our Thursday night time machine scores to Cowboy Reed, and he laughed. So, like,

hey, this is one of the hardest games to call. Yet. It's only week five, but fuck me running. This is the dumbest game. Oh, you're telling me, dude. I've ever picked. Because it's two really bad, good teams. Yeah, but probably not good anymore. You don't think? No, you know what? They're, they're, I don't know what to call these teams. No, Giovante. Right. No Jonathan Taylor. No Jonathan Taylor. No Shaq Leonard on that side. Yep. Who they've adjusted to. I mean, like, they've,

They've played good defense without him this year. Both teams can look terribly incompetent. Abhorrent. But even when Indy won, they didn't look that great. They just beat the chiefs who spotted them 14 on special teams. Vegas was in charge of that game. So just give me your score. Okay.

I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate my more. I hate it. Broncos 21, Colt 17. Colts 20, Broncos 17. I'm zagin, bro.

I'm zagin. I got to put my nuts on the table. I love the zag. This is my Stan Marsh wheelbarrow pick. I love the zag. I love the zag because I'm on the, I'm on the spread in the total pretty much, which is,

you've been doing that, though, too. I haven't. I have, if I have, it's been by accident. Yeah. I like your pick more than mine. The Broncos.

Broncos are win. I think the way this goes. Makin's 3 and O. I mean, the spoiler alert, fuck me. I hate to, I hate to correct you and thereby be more correct.

Yeah, yeah. But I'm two and no. I'm only two and I'm saying. When people are listening, you're three and oh. I hate to correct you. You sanctimonious fuck. Damn. The sanctimonious fuck gets fucked.

Yeah. Okay. But not in the game because you're going to win because this is Thursday night time machine. This is what happens. Go Broncos. Let's ride cowboy. I'm like Kirk Cousins in prime time. Like it's becoming a thing on Thursday night.

Housekeeping. All right. You ready? I would not open the door for that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. How would you say it?

I'll keep it. Should I come back later? Every time, yes. Who's like, who's like, who's like, I'm leaving my room. Let me leave my room so you can clean it. What? Two more hours. Yeah, yeah.

I'll be gone soon. Two to three more hours. Okay, I want to intro somebody new. Scott Ryan and from Blue Wire, but now he's with green lights. I've been with Blue Wire for a couple years now. A great group. They've definitely supported everything we've done. Shout out to Kevin Jones and the whole gang there.

But one of their most diligent, impactful workers, Scotty, we had to strong arm him. Get him over here to Green Light. So Scott knows a lot about baseball. He's got a baseball podcast. I'll let him fill you in on kind of who he is. But you might hear him chime in from time, time, especially talking about baseball, which is one of our favorite sports. See talent, get talent.

Yeah, that's what we do. You said that to me a dozen times. Yeah, at least. Scotty, welcome. There was a baseball gap here. Yeah. You know, someone, someone had to come in and Phil said gap. But no, I'm excited to be here, guys.

This is going to be a blast. It is a blast. I'm excited to bring more baseball into the show. Somebody said, you're going to tell that story? No. Somebody this week was like, Taylor had a great point on the pod last week about baseball. Yeah. And I was like, no, that was Scott.

We should do a who. Taylor lives in New York now. Whose voice is it anyway? I know. We just fucking people just come in talking. Here's a fun story. All right. For a long time, I thought that you were telling me Kat's name was Scott Ryan.

No. Turns out it's Scott Rinen. Yeah. I just mumble. Yeah. Are we doing Scotty? We're not. We're not.

We're not. He doesn't like Scotty. We're not doing Scott. You either have to shorten a name or LinkedIn. I can't just do Scott. They're name. Scooter. You know, like there's no.

Scooter! Scooter! No, we'll think of something, but, you know. Just anything about the guy's name. Well, fuck. I mean, you know, I've been burnt with Matthew, Matt on McConaughey. you know, what else?

I mean, I do it all the time. Poor Reed became cowboy. Cowboy, yeah, I can't. His parents call him cowboy now. Do they really? Yeah, everybody. Yeah, well, I would too. It's a cool name.

So welcome Scott and a little more housekeeping here. Matt alerted me to this. Kingston alerted me to this. Dead & Company is rolling through Virginia on their last tour. And I've never seen Dead & Company. And obviously I'd never seen the Grateful Dead. I'm a late life dead head-ish guy-ish. And I think we all need to go see Dead and Company and where are they coming through?

Bristow, Virginia. Okay. Bristow, that's Northern Virginia, yeah? Is that June 3rd? So, Macon. June 3rd? Clear that on your calendar. You can be at the beach or something.

He's going to book a beach vacation right now. Like nine months from now? Yeah. Can you put that on your calendar next year, June 3rd? For sure. Next year, June 3rd, might as well be 2075. Good, I can't wait. So layup line today is going to be grateful.

Dead, what kind of mood you're in. I'll go Franklin's Tower. I'm in a good mood. I'm on the mend. Had a cough earlier this week. It persists, but it's not like what it was, dude. That's pretty good. Is that yours?

Yeah. Is that yours? Yeah. Okay. And then Matt? I'll play that during bath time. Take black-throated wind. Okay, he loves black-throated win. That talks about that song all the time.

It's fucking, I almost did Black Peter because I felt like I was dying earlier this week. But I didn't want to alarm anybody and it's not the vid. It's just a run of the mill cold. The weather's changing. I had food poisoning. Oh, man. But then somebody said, is it food poisoning or is his stomach flu? And I said, I don't know.

And how could I know? And so I guess now I'm thinking if it's stomach flu, you might want to get a little more distance from me. Damn, dog. Well, I got a big weekend. Nah, it was Tuesday and we're on a Thursday. No, you're good. You're not. Have you diarrhea lately?

Not since Wednesday morning. Okay, good. And we're probably straight. No, I am completely evacuated. Yep. Okay. Chicken dude. Chicken protester dude.

If you're not living under Iraq, you know that he fought a police report, which is super predictable that an animal rights guy pulls some shit like this. I mean, is there anybody who's going to play themselves out of a situation where people might listen to you more than animal rights people? Like, even the biggest fucking, I don't know what they call them, snowflakes or, you know, sensitive people kind of thumb their nose at this fuckery now. Like, we're all eating chicken, man. I know some of you aren't, but like you're running onto a football field with a pink smoke canister and Bobby Wagner dex you and then you file a police report you're a Karen cannot can I give a glimmer of a green light okay yeah go ahead glimmer go ahead he'll keep it in the news a little longer therefore

furthering the call right okay yeah and I know that that players have been told rightfully so for the most part that this person's trespassing and yes could in theory attack you you're in your right to put him on his back were we are we getting too close close to, oh God, a player just killed a guy. No, players not going to kill a guy. No chance. Accidentally. Accidentally.

Dude, Matt Stafer's not dead yet. He's been hit so fucking hard in the last calendar year. Accidentally. In his life. I just think the players, it's like, hey, free reign, you got it, whatever you need to do, to have some fun out there, put the guy on his back. But then, okay, guys neck snapped and he's dead. No, I hear you.

But what I'm going to do after this podcast, I'm going to go buy a giant rotisserie chicken. I'm going to ask them for the biggest one. I'm going to go get me one of the big ones from out of the back that you pump full of antibiotics and kept in a small cage and I'm going to eat it in my fucking car in honor of this guy with the pink smoke. And the lesson

here is... Send the carcass to Bobby Wagner. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. I'm sending like a Boston Market T-shirt to Bobby Wagner to get signed. By the way, Boston Market just came on Grubhubh here in Charlottesville. Oh! In the words of Devo, Samuel.

I'm going to find out if I still can eat. Yeah. Well, the mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Super artificial tasting just how we like it. Yep. But yeah, we should just send Bobby Wagner various like Tyson chicken memorabilia items to have. Kenny Rodgers roasters.

Yeah. Chicken dude. So the whole point of this, Wyatt's in housekeeping, I almost forgot, was we want you to know if you, you, the listener, if you could tweet at Greenlight, is it. Greenlight now, it's just green light. Tweet at Greenlight and tell us, you know, a situation where you were absolutely in the wrong, but you would like to file a police report about it.

Like, you did some dumb shit, and you'd like to retroactively file a police report. Like, I'd like to file a police report against my high school for making me go to 10th grade twice. You know? Yeah, 911. Yeah, I was going 98 and the 65, but damned if General Motors didn't make this,

Tahoe ride smooth. Exactly. Exactly. White Tahoe. Okay. And then the last thing, Reed, take it away. We've got Amazon AMP coming up. We are going to be on Amazon Amp. Make sure you download the app. Chris, you're going to be talking on the app. On Amp, you'll be able to hear his voice making. You can stop by a time or two if you'd like. Nope. But next week, starting 430 Eastern, Amazon Amp, download it at the app store. you'll find Chris at Chris Long on the app. We're going to talk for an hour. Chris, Nate, maybe Macon.

Maybe Bo some. Maybe Bo. We're going to have a good time. We're going to be recapping the week here on Greenlight. We're going to be talking, previewing that Thursday night game each week. And also, it's very interactive. Wish you could have started this week. I could talk about that one for a while.

But it's very interactive for you, the listener. So this is a new thing on Amazon. able to call in. We'll ask for questions. We'll be able to fire up you to be able to talk. If we like what you're saying, we can ask questions to you. You'll be able to respond. Very interactive. This is going to be like going in the enclosure. Sounds like there's plenty of interaction. There's a lot of interaction. You're going to be interacting. Some might call it. You're going to be talking to me. I'm going to be talking to you. I'm going to be listening to you, the listener.

Y'all are amplified. Exactly. Exactly. So check us out. Amazon app. 4.30 on Thursday. Download whatever you got to download. And all Thursdays from here on out.

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It was Tony Stark and Elon. And Elon. And you fuck Tony Stark. You're definitely marrying Jeff Bezos. You know how quick the packages are going to get to you? Who is Tony Stark? He's the Iron Man guy. He's Robert Downey Jr.

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Reed, you got some read around the world for us this week, don't you? It's time for everybody's favorite segment. Read around the world. Talking about over delivering, Aaron Judge, 62 home runs. What do you all think? Would we like this? I mean, hey. What a dramatic fuck he is, huh?

I mean, he had like 18 games left. You know, he had like one home run to go. He's not cutting into college football anymore. Yes, dude. It's good to have college football back. But to be honest, I'm going to kind of miss lamenting it, dude. He was like the villain that everybody needed on Saturday. You needed a villain.

Can I red light something as we wade into these waters? I want to red light cell phones during big sports moments. I mean, certainly you're entitled to do so. I think I've done my fair share of filming a big sports moment. I think at the national championship I probably have my phone out. But remember when Timmy Trumpets was up there in Queens? And it was a big deal. And I just didn't feel the vibe like I felt in the summer.

When everybody was living it, they were present. They were like, oh, fuck, I didn't have my phone out. This is cool. Guys got a cool jingle. I want you to look at this fucking video right here of Aaron Judge about the hit number 62, okay? So everybody behind him make is on their cell phone. The guy out of the frame to the rights on their cell phone. You got a guy in the blue shirt.

He's 78 years old, born in like 1947. They didn't have cell phones when he was born. So he's like, I'm going to watch the fucking game, right? I want to see this in real time. the guy to his right, our left, kind of looks like you to me, and he's looking through his phone. So he's not actually seeing the home run in real life. He can never claim that he saw the home run.

He never saw it. He saw it like everybody else at home. Remember when I said, what did you think of Timmy Trumpets and seeing that? When Diaz run out with Timmy Trumpets, like, I don't know, son, you saw it the same way I saw it if you were on Twitter because I looked through my phone at the action, that guy, dead wrong. My favorite guy here is the guy with his flash on. this guy's incredible and probably the closest resemblance of what it would be if I was guilty of this because I don't even know if he's pointing the phone at the action I don't get the thought process

especially for the cats in the first and second rows behind home plate because we're all going to see that you were there like like son grandson seven great grandsons granddaughter six great granddaughter they're all going to see that you were there so it's not as if you're saving the video for posterity. No, everybody's going to know you're there. You're on tape. You're there. And everybody else has the video.

Or, hey, if you're in that section, if you're in that section and you want a video, take your phone out, turn the video on and set it on your fucking beer. Right. And watch the, watch the game. There's a guy above him that literally doesn't see the home run because he's trying to cue his phone up. So as guy front, you know, top left, he's trying to get on his phone to tape the thing and as he's hitting record judge hits the bomb and he doesn't actually catch the bat

hitting the ball so i just think it's it's it's it's another instance where cell phones are getting in the way of actually just seeing what the fuck happened out there in the field i think i just figured it out well it's it's it's for these cats i mean it's going to be everybody in the stadium but for the cats in the first few rows they're going to show their buddies and the buddy's going to say damn what that's your video and say yeah no yeah it's for facebook all this stuff's going on facebook We were behind home plate, third row, fourth row. Oh, yeah, it's a flex. Just like Homeboy, the finance executive who caught the home run ball.

Oh, he's a finance executive? Oh, yeah. And how about him playing coy? Like, I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do with the ball on the way out. Like, he knows exactly what he's going to do with the ball. I'm just, I'm just glad he caught a break. I know, yeah. And who fell over the, who fell over the first row?

You got a person or a jacket? I still haven't been able to tell. It was a person. Is that person? Yeah, they're fine, but they were not very close to the ball. So he just fell over for no reason? No, no, no, no. It was a strategic move, actually.

It was pretty savvy because what he was doing is he lowered himself down, dropped down, looking for the rebound. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he was playing the odds, actually. That's smart. Oh, that guy's brilliant. That guy may be in jail because, you know, he's down in the two. But at the end of the day, that ball gets dropped or it hits a little bit lower.

He's the only one there. Well, and he's in the shot forever as well. But then Matt Bushman of the, you know, the Texas Rangers, their comp for Matt Bushman is like, give me the ball, dude. Like the security guards are not, if you jump down in the bullpen, which I don't know what's down there, like how are you going to get out? Now you're going to get out. Yeah, you're not getting out.

That's the thing. So if you do get it when you're down there and now you're surrounded by personnel. And you're trespassing. Are you able to keep that ball? Probably not. Probably not. So in actuality, he didn't think it through. For something so risky, like you.

Maybe he was eyeing it the whole way and it's like, okay, I've got no shot. I'm going to jump. Right, right. I mean, in that moment, you got to do it. But this is the difference between Americans, football, and Canadians, hockey. Those Toronto fans, all due respect, they weren't willing to make the ultimate sacrifice, dude. Just you tell me, the guy in Texas, you know, he's going over the wall. The guy in Toronto, he's like, sorry, I can't go there, dude. We Blue Jays weren't going to give up 62. Well. All right. I and hey as much as I like Scott as much as I

detest the Yankees Aaron Judge kind of seems like a likable dude he does he does and that's why last night when I was watching Sports Center and there was a montage of like his season

I couldn't believe it when I heard in there through his highlights there was this interview with Aaron Judge and a young lady probably earlier in the season I would presume

and she was like how do you have so much confidence and he was like and he said, well, it's easy when you're the best player on the team. You mentioned the no panic. Where does that confidence, that quiet confidence come from this team? Oh, and you're the best player on the team. You know, how can you not?

Aaron, thanks for the time. Congratulations. Thank you. And me and my wife were just watching Sports Center, not big baseball watches, but Aaron Judge admirers because he seems like a great kid. I was like, man, this just doesn't fit, does it? So I Google it. And it's this whole, he's all confused, right?

Scott, because you got a Yankees podcast. You guys have talked about this. We did. This was back in June, and there was a walk-off, and the Yankees were on pace to set records at that point for wins. And Meredith Murakovich, who is part of the Yes broadcast, is always on the field, doing the post-game interviews, asked him about this, talking about best team on the planet. So there's some controversy. It's definitely not judges' MO to talk like this at all. He's Jeter reincarnated with the way that he talks, essentially.

But gets less ass, probably. Well, he's married now. Married, man. But he's also... Yes, he gets less asked the jeter. Yeah, well, very fair. Yeah. But so there's controversy in the sense that they were talking about best team on the planet.

Was it a tongue slip where he said best player on the team where you met team on the planet? Or a lot of people think that he was talking about John Carlos Stanton, who also, my memory is foggy right now. But as far, he did something significant right before him. Yeah. And he was talking about him. About him. Yeah. I'm surprised Michael K lets this Meredith speak.

Yeah, right, exactly. I can buy that. He didn't, he didn't mean it. So in his brain, if I'm to trust Aaron Judge, which I do, I don't know, something about him, the trustworthiness is up there. Yep. Guys married. He plays the Yankees.

You know what he also did? He conceded the gap. He knows he's not the first gap in New York. He conceded the gap to. Oh, yeah, it's a straight hand. That's a smart move. He's a good kid, man. I don't think he meant that.

In fact, I would even contend he might have said, plan it. It's like kind of mumbles. it because he's so, you know, he's like, Planet on the team. Well, he, it was like, his explanation was he meant to say, best team on the planet and mixed the two up and ended up with, you know, just one big.

I buy it. I buy it. Good kid, right? Good kid. Okay, good kid. Good one to root for. There's no doubt. Fuck out of here, Roger Maris. All right. Aaron, Judge, hits it over the fence for the 60th second time in 2022, which is a new record for home runs in the American

League. Some people think it should be his record altogether because Barry Bonds had a 22-inch neck and back knee in 2001. But on the other hand, Mickey Mantle was hopped up on methamphetamines and Roger Maris probably was too.

Fuck it! Let's let all the records stand. Babe Ruth played with white guys and Bobby Thompson's manager was stealing signs with a handheld telescope. Touch them all, Aaron Judge. That's how I would have called it. If we're not going to let the moment breathe, a la Joe Buck, have some fun with it, Michael.

K, another. He didn't let it breathe again. No, dude. He's strangling the moment, dude. He's strangling the moment. It's unbelievable. God, it would have been great if he didn't do it. Sorry, Scott. If Michael K wasn't on the call?

No, if Judge didn't get to 62 that would have been pretty fucking funny, dude. It would have been great. It's a classic thing that I... Here we go. Why? Why do you want him stuck on 61? Because he got 61, so he tied the record. Exactly.

And all of you people were so excited. You people. You Yankees fans? Yeah. No, just the whole country. It took so, ah. I mean, weren't you? Is this a Yankee record or an AL record?

It's both, right? Both. Oh, it is. Yeah. But what is it ready? It's a Yankee record. Yeah. Which is even, you guys are a bit self-righteous.

Are you not? No, we're not. We just win a lot and people see that. 27 times, right? 27. 27. 28 has alluded us, though. I will say this, baseball has this thing about numbers, right?

It's always had a thing about numbers. Maris hit it, 1961. 61 years later, Aaron Judge, hits this. The record, the Yankees' record. I thought of that on my own, actually. The Yankees' record after he hit the 62nd home run was 99, Aaron Judge's number, and 62. Oh, wow.

There's a lot going on. They've been playing with Ouija boards up there. Yeah, you play 162 games. you can do a lot of shit with numbers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm about to do some shit with numbers in a second. Here's another number. Seventh and ratings of all the major sports.

So this is, so this is, not when you cut in during college football. So here's the deal. Yeah, they're stealing numbers there. Nielsen. But honestly, I thought, objectively, unlike him, I don't have an axe to grind with Yankees fans or baseball here.

Like, it just, it felt like, oh, fuck, there it is. You know, like, maybe it was the kid in me watching the home run races, and maybe it was the fact that it was for the entire league, NL and AL, and there were multiple dudes in there chasing it. But this felt special. It just didn't feel like a transcendent moment

that I'm always going to remember where I was. I don't even remember where I was. They were playing the Rangers on like a Monday night or something, right? Tuesday, actually, I know exactly where I was. I was grounding out twice against some fucking softball team. I get in the car. We were just... Was that your 60-second ground out?

No. I'm not a ground-out guy. Not a ground-out guy. I was like, but I was in the car and I'm like, holy shit, I'm glad somebody's hitting dongs tonight. That was the extent of it. I went home, looked at the highlight unceremonious, indoor baseball on the road. He couldn't even see his teammates because they're behind him, right? Instead of right in front of him.

A lot of hug cam afterwards. They actually put the game on a small screen and just showed big screen, Aaron Judge, hugging everybody, which was a little much for me even as a. How do you feel about him being booed early this year? I mean, he had one homer through 55 at bats, right? No, no, no, no real Yankee fan booed him. No real Yankee fan. Now we're dead.

Do Yankee fans don't boo Aaron Judge. You don't boo Aaron Judge does not get booed to Yankee Stadium. Okay, good. It doesn't happen. Yeah. Thank God. Yeah. Hey, how about this?

You could workshop this, but like, guy's tagline is all rise. He hit it off a guy named Jesus. Really? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. We're all rising now. Not just, it ain't just Jesus rising anymore.

He is risen. Him. Him is risen. Him is risen. Aaron Judge. Him's risen. That's good. A run king then.

I'm surprised nobody has pointed that out that he hit a dong of Jesus. That's a good point. Yeah, well, you know, that's what I'm here for. That's really good point. Here's another good point. He is the undisputed home run king of people with names that don't start with the same letter. First and last. Yeah.

And hey, And I don't know where you stand on this, Scott, but I think Barry Bonds is the home run king. I know making, we were fucking around about that last week, but after this whole thing, I'm not moved to the point where I would, I would make a big fuss about it. Well, maybe this will make you feel better. Aaron Judge also acknowledges Barry Bonds, home run king. Wow. The number is the number.

Yeah. The number is the number. But what it does is it, it brings him into the conversation now because there's a, there's a movement that's happening with the authentic home run king. So I have a take here. my take is the Mariners going to the playoffs for the first time outside of like a pandemic Mickey Mouse playoff because that's what like the drought's real right we're not we're not counting a game that had 80 or a season that had 80 games the Mariners um cow rat raleigh um

from north carolina uh hit a dong at 928 p.m on Friday night to end that streak they win three two over the athletics and it's off i mean it was a beautiful it was wire to wire it was a three minute at bat i don't know if you count the time that the pitcher staring him down and all that stuff but i timed it because it was a full count foul balls the whole thing i appreciate it disputed at that it's a good those are good bottom nine dude but it's it's from the first pitch to the dong it's three minutes long and uh and it was just fucking electric you could feel it like it was just so it was at home the home run was cool

the guy who hit it was cool guy's name's call rally if I mispronounce his name like everything about it was cool and it's a 20 year drought so I say that was a cooler experience watching that home run maybe that's just

I want the connectivity I just felt like the Aaron Judge story was such a national story like this was a tortured fan base they had to act like they liked football for a long time that's regional emotions It's a lot of pain fans have endured. I mean, I'm a big proponent of pain for Seattle Mariners fans, to be honest.

I'm not a big fan of the Seattle Mariners. And did Don Mattingly's career. Don Mattingly was my guy. And, you know, took Robbie Canoe, which ended up not being so bad. But you're right. That worked out. It worked out. Yeah.

There was a, but, yeah, I think anytime you get that, like, raw emotion from a fan base, you have to appreciate, you know, all the pain that they went through for as long as they. Make, did you watch this? yeah I did it was incredible Trout is over man that was pretty cool and the guy's nickname

is the big dumper Cal's is yeah the big dumper that's a good nickname I think it's because of his his ass yeah

he's a catcher all right I want to float this curse the curse the curse of Sue Bird man Sue Bird drafted what year do you know I could guess

take a guess um I will say the year uh Stop pressuring me. I will say the year 2004.

So Sue Bird, Tuesday was drafted in 2002. So the Mariners last won a playoff game in 2001. Yeah? October of 2001. I think the last game they played in the playoffs was October 16th, 2001. Sue Bird arrives on the scene in Seattle, 2002.

The Mariners win their last playoff game in 2001. In fact, I don't even know if they won a playoff game. They were in the playoffs in 2000. They lost their last playoff game, October 6th. Sue Bird, born October 16th, no big deal, almost a perfect coincidence. Just 10 days off. Wow. We're this close.

Sue Bird arrives on the scene. She's 20 years old when she gets to Seattle. The fucking drought lasts 20 years. They haven't been to the playoffs since she's been in Seattle. I even went back and did a deep dive on all the time she threw out the first pitch. I was up Googling. Sue Bird throws out the first pitch at a Mariners game, which actually wasn't as hard to figure out as you would think.

And she's done it three or four times. You know what happened? None of the times that she threw out the first pitch making. What? They made the playoffs. They never made the playoffs after she threw out the first pitch. It's been a 20-year drought making. 20-year drought.

She was 20 years old when she arrived in Seattle. She turned 21, the month of October, the last time the Mariners won a playoff game in 2001. So 20 years since that 20-year-old walked into Seattle, they haven't won a playoff game. And you know what? The streak was broke Friday night with Kyle Raleigh, who was just with the big dumper.

He ends the streak. So the streak broke Friday night. You know what else broke Friday night? What? A storm. That's in Seattle storm. She retired this summer. So now the Mariners are back in the playoffs.

Tell me that's not a conspiracy that you're buying. That Sue Bird being on the Seattle storm in Seattle, there was so much greatness, there was none left for the Seattle Seahawks. You know it couldn't fly in Hurricanean? What? Birds. Exactly.

Exactly. She also lost her last game, as you well know, in the WMBA, to whom? The Las Vegas Aces. Of course. And the ace for the Mariners is a cat named Luis. Yeah. Luis, you say?

Yeah. Well, Sue Bird played for Gino or E.M. at Yukon. Right. Gino's first name, Luigi. Holy shit. Where did Sue Bird go to high school? Christ the King. Yeah.

Who gave up the dong to Aaron Judge? Jesus. Hmm. Yeah. Exactly. Dude. So this is all. Yeah, it makes you think about it a little bit.

Yeah. Makes you think about it. What's the next drought you want Sue Bird to end? We haven't been to the moon in a long fucking time now. Oh, good call. I think the Knicks have won the championship since we've been to the moon. NASA could use a better PR team. For sure.

Like, I'm not clear on what we're doing up there. Yeah, tell us from time to time. Yeah. Yeah, give us updates, you know? December 1972 was the last man mission. to the moon. And what about unmanned? Just like all the time these days, or what?

Yeah, I'm sure there's an unmanned little hanging going out all the time on the moon. You know, NASA, I say to you, Buzz Aldrin and the like, there were 12 guys that have been to the moon, four of them alive left. That tells you how long it's been since we've been to the moon. I would say to you, NASA, you know, along the lines of like a great coach trying to get more out of a player, well, now that you showed me, you can do I need to see it all the time and um you know we just haven't been to the moon lately and

i'd like that drought town you know what nassas stands for not acknowledging space accomplishments not at space again because that's not it's not at space anymore not at space anymore works even better do you think about it and that's that's the message they're sending by not going back to the moon not around space at all yeah you know they drop the Nassah. Also, haven't been a nuke in a while. Nobody's dropped in atomic bomb or a nuke in a while, and I feel like that drought's going to probably end pretty soon. You know

what I mean? Have you watched the news? Shit is fucked up. It's true. Putin's all peacocking and stuff. One of them, Korea's peacocking. Shooting it over Japan? One of them Koreans. Yes, right. You mentioned that Sue Bird

went 1-1. We haven't had a white American male go 1-1 in the NBA draft. since 19 Madsen. Speaking of that, it's 1977. And there'll probably be a nuke drop before that happens again. But speaking of that, does Jim or Fredette have a little brother or something? Check was close.

Yeah. Or a son. Jim or Fredet might have a son soon. He probably has a son right now. Somebody check on Jim or Fredette. How's he doing? Last I checked, he was putting up big numbers for the sharks in the Chinese League, I think. Really? Yeah, he was putting up like 40 points a game. Oh, yeah, the Shanghai Sharks. They're good.

Holy shit, yeah. Well, hell live us because the new, you know, the way it's good. So. He got engaged in 2011, so. 2003, Jason Seahorn, last white corner of consequence in the NFL. That street, that drought's got to end soon, huh? Yeah, with my guy Hudson Clark of Wu Pig. Yeah, yeah.

Jimmer's got a kid named Taft, who's about three years old. Oh, born on your birthday. Day 2019. Taft for that. He's going to be the next guy. And not to put too much on Taft. Second generation athletes.

But I think he's going to be the number one pick soon. Yeah. Any other droughts? Like you single guys, like single guys are always talking about. Single guys make it really hard to have sex. Some of you single guys out there, some single guys are like,

I was talking to a really handsome single guy a couple weeks ago who's like really successful. And he was like, yeah, man, I was like, how's things been? He's like, oh man, I got laid last.

last month. I'm like last month. You know what I mean? Like, I want, he's in his 40s. Oh, wow. Really? It's like that when you're single in your 40s? I don't know. I've never been. Have me rushing the courthouse renew my vows, dude. You know what I mean? That's interesting, man. You know, that's the classic you thought the other half was living like it was just a bunch of sex parties. Grass is always greener. Right? No, grass has never been greener for me.

I love my wife. Oh, yeah, that's not what I was saying at all. You know, that's what people think. But I want anybody out there that hasn't had sex in a while and you're single, I want that to happen soon, if you want it to happen. And I want to go back to the moon. And I want a white cornerback. And I want world peace.

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MLB teams in the postseason. Quite frankly, you're welcome, baseball. You know, you're welcome. We're giving you some serious airtime today. You want to go counterclockwise from top left? Sure, you tell me. Okay, Tampa Bay Rays, Cleveland Guardians. We're relegating Tampa.

They're not only losing. Correct. You know, guardians kind of like super mid. Well, you're looking at the raise. And I hate Tampa. interrupt you. Yeah, you're good. The wacky cursive on the Guardians I'm kind of all in on.

Bro, it's goofy, but at least you didn't drop you. Like, they changed their name from the Indians. That's a fucking, that's a really prudent thing to do, right? Like, a bunch of white people came over, ruined a whole awesome race of people's livelihoods and lives. And, you know, we had this baseball

team with a fucking caricature of these folks. Like, that should have been done a long time ago. I don't care what Bob and Cleveland has to say about that. But to change the name from the devil rays to the rays. Yeah. The devil's got no bodies, man. The devil has no bodies.

Devil rays have more bodies than the devil. Steve Irwin, rest in peace. Think about that. We changed the name from the devil rays to the rays. How unnecessary was that? So I don't care what your uniforms look like. Tie goes to the guardians. And that's just a really clean look for the guardians.

And that C is cool. Like your name's Chris. Maybe you want that hat. Maybe not. But you know what? This guy's going to really enjoy representing the guardians, whoever the fuck that is on the computer screen for one round

because they're not going to win the next round. They got to play the winner of Toronto and rainforest. Imagine that though. Oh, we got to take devil out of the name. We got to drop the devil. Even though we had the sickest uniforms ever, those yellow and green

and they're like five colors in those motherfuckers. The Wade Bogs is. You had the Wade Bogs is, dude. I have a mean throwback. I do wish Duke would be forced to change their name. Just to fuck with them. Just to fuck with them. We should start that on this podcast. The blue face painters. We should start, we should start that on this podcast. It's offensive. The Duke Blues. Devil killed like one of my friends.

Our next matchup, Seattle Mariners, Toronto Blue Jays. Yeah. So Toronto's going through. Your guys. Toronto. They have me at the letters. The letters. The letters can carry them. They have you at the letters. They have you at the baby blues. They have you. Okay. Now, Will say the Mariners have a clean look, but you just can't compete with Toronto. I don't think that needs much discussion. No, Toronto's through. Toronto's in fact through against the

Houston Astros, in that, you know, Astros waiting in the wings there with their fucking space city uniforms and... Cheaters. The Astros unies are, are bad, and that has a person who likes a plain uni and likes orange and blue,

and yet you're still, you're bad. Yeah, it's bad. It's bad. We've got, Toronto going through. I got, all right, Tampa, Cleveland, the guardians are getting drugged by the Yankees,

and I wish Scott was still here. I can't co-sign that. Oh, really? Well, I just want to talk it through a bit. Okay, talk it through. Just because it's so classic,

you got the pinstripes with the N. Y on the breast. And then you got the grays with the New York across the chess. The guardians are just, they're not, they're not doing it differently.

There's classic. despite being in year one or whatever it is for them. It looks like a movie team a little bit. It looks like a team in the movies. You're thinking of the movie Major League. I am. And I don't love, I don't love the Guardian logo.

I do like that C. I don't like what they're doing with. Let's not overthink it. All right. It'll go to a tie break. Okay. Okay. All right.

I got Yankees, Blue Jays, and I got the Blue Jays going through. I got the Blue Jays coming through. This is uniforms for anybody that fell asleep at the wheel. So that's the AL who you guys got on the NL side. Okay, so this is a tough one for me. Two of the teams that I, you know, I played in those cities, NFL homes. I got to be honest, the redbirds, man. Like, it's just too classic.

It's just the pop of yellow makes the whole thing. You know, I know bats can be brown. They can be black. They can be all types of colors. I don't see a lot of yellow bats, but a banana yellow bat makes that uniform. It's the caliper on a beautiful red Porsche. It's got, yeah, it's through. And the two birds perched on it.

It's cool. They're perched. It's cool. I'm with you, Cardinals. Okay. Then we got Padres Mets. Padres Mets, man. You know, like, this is a really tough one.

Haven't watched a lot of Padres this year. I know they got some brown going on. And yellow, which is a Wyoming thing. I love that. And I love Wyoming's uniforms. Padres just have too much going on, dude. This is a tough one. This might be the toughest one.

I love the Mets whites. I don't love the Mets blues so much. Okay, I love the pinstripes. The grays don't do it. I'm going to give it to the Padres, man. As tough as this is to do, I'm going to go Padres. They come through round one. They edge out the Mets in an upset of sorts.

I don't like the font of San Diego, but I do like the P and Poo. I like the yellow and the brown. And I'll go against orange and blue once again. Nothing wrong with the Mets look. It's fairly classic. I like that they've gone, and I think that they've gone away from the blackout. Yeah, pods.

Okay, cool. Maybe for no other reason that nobody's getting by the Dodgers. But the Dodgers are winning that matchup. So who are the Dodgers playing? Are they playing the Cardinals or the Braves? I got to give it to the Cardinals just because of the Braves. The Braves are so close to, I mean, they are great. I mean, the logo's great.

the thing that that hits people in the knee and tests to see if they have a reflex is great. I'm going Cardinals. I'm sorry. I'm going to go Braves. So we're going to have somebody to break a tie. Okay. Cardinals, easy.

Okay, Kingston broke the tie. Read for the record. I just sweat that out. Cards and Dodgers, and we've got the Blue Jays and the Yankees. to see who moves moves on the next round. Well, we already put the Blue Jays through, right? Yeah.

So we're going Blue Jays versus the Cardinals or the Dodgers. Man, and I got it. The Dodgers is a beautiful classic uniform. Yep. Dodgers, those whites with the blue script, the red number underneath. Can I, somebody at Google needs to fix this. When I go Cardinals uniforms into your machine, I don't want to see Kyler Murray. I don't want to see those dog shit uniforms.

at all. I love the nickname of the Dodgers. It's the only nickname in pro sports that celebrates a crime. Not anymore, though. Oh, it's not Jaywalking. They just legalized Jaywalking. That's what Macon told me. They decriminalized it in California.

Oh, that's a complicated thing now, because they do it with weed here. So they were, it turns out they were doing a lot of profiling. Yeah. And they're not allowed to do that anymore. It's a good move, too. It's a good move, as is the weed thing. Hey, shout out to Joe Biden for that, okay.

Yeah. Dude, I got to give this one to the Cardinals, man. I'm going Dodgers. Okay, so we're going to break the tie. Scott, break the tie. Cardinals are Dodgers uniforms. This is a tough one because growing up, my National League team, if that's a thing, was always the Dodgers.

We used to go to Vero Beach, Florida, where they used to be in spring training. So I love the classic Dodger Blue. But I will say with St. Louis, when they bring in that little hint of baby blue, with some of their uniforms. Oh, that's gorgeous. It's beautiful. It's gorgeous. And it's, you know, obviously both of them, all-time classics.

But I think for aesthetics, I'm going with St. Louis. Oh, yes. Wow. Make, this is good restraint on your part, not fucking bringing the house down because it seems like everybody's against you today on these unies. Nothing against Macon. They left Vero Beach, went to Arizona, broke my heart. How many times has St. Louis worn the blue uniform this year?

like between zero and six times? Yeah, it's few and far between. Yeah, it's their alternate. Is that what would push you over the edge though quite literally? No, I think that it's there, which I have to consider, but I think the script that they use is beautiful as well. And the Dodgers is as well, but. Dodgers.

I think the baby blue with a little bit of an alt sometimes is leaning me towards St. Louis. Great usage of the red, but again, it's that fucking yellow pop and something's sitting on that script. You know what I mean? On that bat. There's a bat.

How hard is it to pull off? Script, bat, animal. LA's just like Dodgers, number 42. You know, shout out. But like,

I just think they're sticking the landing on more of a, you know, a Herculean effort over there in the 3-1-4. So I'm, I'm gonna go, we'll go cards.

That was a classy nod to Jackie Robinson. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Hey, I'm not mad about it. That's fine. Okay.

So cards and Blue Jays, this is going to be tough. The Toronto Blue Jays have the best uniforms in all of sports. You guys are funny. You hear Scott? In all of sports. Like there's a debate in the National League. There's no debate in the American League. The pinstripes of the New York Yankees is the number one uniform in all of sports.

It's the most iconic, most classic interlocking NY. is just a thing of you guys sell a lot of hats it's beautiful okay so if we're going off hats you got you might have a fucking case I don't know how to call this one I don't know how to call this one at all I think the blue jay is too big on the hat and so tie break goes to st. Louis cardinals because the hat is a better looking hat they're both brilliant brilliant kits but I'm going to go with the cardinals I mean that's that's that's that's dumb I'll go with the Blue Jays and how are we settling this. Somebody's gonna tie break.

I can't be involved on this one. Look at that, look at that. It's gorgeous, but there's a whole uniform too. You gotta worry about. You can't just, I got a tie break. The torso, you think that- Oh, what? Did you live in St. Louis?

No. Is that your fucking tie break? No, my fucking tie break is if you can name five players on the Blue Jays, we'll give it to the Blue Jays. If I can name five players? Yeah. Oh wait, if I can name five players. I already know you can't.

No, but that, that proves my point. man and I cannot. I'm doing this exercise based on the uniform and not my allegiance to the Toronto Blue Jays. Vlad Jr. Boba Chet. You're right though. Irritating people and putting them on the spot makes for good podcasting because this is fun.

Maybe Kavan or Kavan Vigio still. No longer Robbie Ray. He said on the team. So I got like two and three quarters. Yeah. All right. All right. So I'm based on this only on Unis and it's the Blue Jays.

I haven't even got to the powder blues. I haven't even shown you the powder blues. The powder blues are gorgeous, dude. The hat is a little crowded. And I don't know. I just, it's, it's, this is very fucking subjective, dude. It's, and it can change year to year, man. You know, this year the, the St. Louis uniforms look dope A.F.

We didn't even talk about their throwbacks. I think Macon's a little anti-American. He put England on America's team last week. Now he's choosing the Canadian team. I am I am I am actually anti-American yes A bunch of

buys a bunch of Chinese stuff All right All right All right So how do we How we still haven't How are we One two three four five people

I trust of all the people in here I think Reed has Yeah you break the The thing While the St. Louis Cardinals Jersey Is beautiful It's the Blue Jays

Yeah, Reed. That's right. Hey, Gigi, bro. Yeah, Gigi. Hey, as much as I love the cowboy, there are five of us in here if you want to do a full vote. Let's do a full vote, but you win the contest. But just out of curiosity, I think he's going to pick, I don't know. Raise your hand if you think the Cardinals have the best uniforms in the playoffs.

No, out of these two. I'm with the Cardinals. That's obviously. Of these two. Cardinals or Blue Jays? Cardinals. Matt? Cardinals. Okay.

So, you know, there's a lot of beautiful kits out there. I got it. What? The listeners decide. Listeners decide. The Cardinals are Blue Jays. Yeah. I like that.

I wish they could fill out a whole fucking bracket. Twitter poll. Yeah, good. Bird for it. Okay. Every deep playoff run starts with building an amazing team. Doing the same for your business doesn't take a room full of scouts. You just need Indeed.

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he's uh he's on ESPN or some video plays uh the other day he played scoot Henderson he said earlier this year about scoot Henderson he said he's a really great player if I was never born I think he would deserve the first spot in the NBA draft is what he was referring to is this one of the all-time best uh is this one of the all-time best quotes I want to believe this guy was you know he was just being I don't know complimenter Is he like that? Like, I don't know if we know how he's like you. I don't know.

I just, why did I assume good kid? You know, like, I just, maybe I'm empathetic. Because we haven't heard of talk yet. The fact that he's so fucking tall. You know, every room he walks in. You see, walked into that room. And there were all these regular people in there. And he had to sit at that tiny desk.

I felt kind of bad for him. He almost hit his head on the metal detector going into the Vegas stadium. There's got to be very few things that are cool as hell about being his size. You got a ton of money. and you're awesome at basketball. But then when you're going to get in your cool little sports car, you keep bumping your fucking head. Your knees are all fucking jammed up.

The showerheads. Showerheads, bro. Think about all the things about flying. You have to fly private everywhere and just lay down in the fucking cabin. You can't even fucking hunch over in the cabin. They don't make bigger planes. You know how you like, you can get a bigger truck.

You get a like, no, you got to buy a 747 for this motherfucker to stand up in his plane. He might be able to afford it when he's all says. He might have to buy a 747 for him. I think that was the best matchup of two basketball prospects we've seen since maybe Magic versus Larry Bird, him versus Scoot Henderson. Scoot Henderson is so fucking good. Like he would be the number one pick any other year.

I bet Kingston's about to say he reminds him of Derek Rose. No, he's more like Jha. All anybody can say he's a young Derek Rose. So I appreciate that comp. I appreciate that comp. Yeah. I don't dislike that comp the Derek Rose comp, but it's, Scoot's not the same type of athlete.

Can you give me a cross racial comp? Jason Williams. That's exactly what I was going to do. The only white guy I can think of with any skill. No offense. I'm just saying like with all the the sauce. Like a skinny, bouncy Luca. Yeah, okay.

Oh, yeah. Like totally different. But Luca. But the only good white player who's a guard. Okay. Here was the most interesting thing about this whole thing to me. Immediately I went to look at the totals. Because my first thought is, obviously, who's tanking for this guy.

And think about all, I know, NBA head, you tell me, Matt, but all the implications here. It's not just the teams trying to lose. It's the totals of the teams that are probably going to play the teams that are trying to lose with regularity. Yeah. If you're thinking about, like, playing totals, like, for example, the Spurs, Rockets, Jazz, and Thunder are all going to be tanking this year. So like Pacovic is going to tank.

Yeah, Pacers will lose, we'll be tanking as well. Greg Popovich. Oh, yeah. Can a tank? Yeah, absolutely. They're lining up to tank. They're no doubt or tanks. How do you think he feels about that?

That doesn't seem like a very like American hero thing to do. I think he feels great about it because he tanked to get Tim Duncan to start his career. I kind of respect that because some people would be all like Brandon Staley about this thing. No, you can't get a great free agent to San Antonio. It's your only. Sometimes you got to do the hard thing, you know? Right. But those teams that are like in the same divisions as those teams like the Nuggets or the Mavericks, for example,

like they'll probably go over. And then there's going to be a lot of teams that say, they're not tanking at the start of the year that once things start to go bad, they're going to throw everything they can into losing teams like Portland, Charlotte, Washington, Orlando, Chicago. Here's another thing that sucks about being him.

He probably ends up in Indiana or something, okay? But then on top of that, socks. Right. Think about that, you know? There's big guy's shoes. Fucking, where's he get socks? I got my assistant to get socks at Lulu Lemon. What would I do?

Those are fancy socks. Yeah, the things are just coming to me. It's terrible being this guy. The fame, the fortune. Thanks for pausing there. Yeah. I mean, that's got to be an expensive sock. Yeah, it's an expensive sock.

Are they nice? Yeah, they're nice. It's one of the nicest things that I wear. The socks. Well, you got to protect your feet. You do. It all starts there. So are we going to say Victor Wembanyama every time?

Are you guys got a nickname for this cut? I thought it was Big Wembe. Like Little Webby, but Big Wemby. I like that one. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I do, I do, I do. The Eiffel power forward. Because he could play all the positions.

Why don't you say Eiffel Tower forward? I don't know which one works better. Mine. Really? Well, it's not yours. I know that's what you think about things. Mine. How about just not?

You're like the Siegel and finding Nemo. How about the Eiffel Tower? No. Nah, player? Nah. Because then you would just be calling like, David Robinson, you know, the, the battleship, because he's, you know, it's fucking... They called him the admiral.

But not the battleship. Right, right, right. I got you. I don't know. I'm just thinking, I'm trying to think of something like if somebody's from New York City, they're not going to call him the Empire State Building. If he's really tall, it's fucking lame. You got to rhyme something in the name or what are you guys?

It's got to be a double entendre. I got a double entendre for you. Good French reference, but I don't think it should necessarily be French. Crown Vic. It was a good segue. A good segue. How about Crown Vic? He's got to win one. Then we can crown his ass.

Well, LeBron in high school called himself the king. So if he really wants to be the greatest player of all time, come in and claim it, Crown Vic. And it's a double on tonne. And the Blue Lives Matter guys are going to love them. It's really good. It's really good. I like that a lot. Crown Vic. You're fading. You're fading. fake because you what should I do Matt what should I do getting back to Iful Iful power forward

which is going to be trademarked it's going to make us rich you're not going to get any of that money you could you should start with him being a power forward which he's not he plays every position you didn't hear that okay how about Iful point guard I'm going to make him a straight it doesn't rhyme with tower genius I understand that I think it's just as good okay you're right you know you you hear a lot about stretch fours. Yeah. Stretch fives. Paris Lavert.

Did you just come up with that? Yeah. That's so good. If only Caris Lavert were like really good. I know. You get it. And his vertical is probably not very good because he's so high up there. No, his vert's probably still pretty good. Like better than ours.

Well, yeah. Paris Lavert is really good. Crown Vic is really good. Victor Wimba not going to not going to work here much longer. It isn't bad either because he's not. going to be in the wherever the fuck for long he's going to be in the NBA French A league I don't like it that much. Yeah, French A league. I don't like it that much. Not my day here I guess. You won the uniform thing. All right good. He's going to change the whole

landscape here and we got some nicknames. We got some fucking nicknames dude. Yama yama yama Victor one but not going to work here anymore. Have you tried that one? Yeah. Yeah, I just made it up. Staying in the NBA we had a altercation in Golden State. Draymond Green was kicked out of practice for a fight with Jordan Poole the other day. Reported that it was the Jordan Poole's

kind of demeanor in practice had changed because of his upcoming contract extension. What do you all take from this report from this fighting practice around a contract extension? Here's the number one thing I take from this report that NBA reporters are largely on the take. No offense.

I mean, am I saying something that's untrue? You are correct. Because read me the tweet from this guy. The way I learned about this, well, I learned about the fight, and then three hours later we had this tweet. This is Chris Haynes, who's super plugged in. Draymond Green was apologetic in aftermath of the altercation with Jordan Poole, but there was a buildup stemming from teammates,

noticing a change in Poole's behavior throughout camp with the guard on the verge of securing a lucrative extension. League sources tell Yahoo Sports. So that's not the way it's supposed to be, in my opinion. And I'm not accusing any player of, of, like, feeding some player. I just don't know who. I'll say it. It's clearly from Dremont.

No, but I don't think Dremont's like the type of guy that's going to be like, tell him why I beat the guy up. I think if anything, Dremont wants to go to L.A. Get on his podcast and tell us what. Dremont wants to L.A., right? So like, this is the disruption that maybe he needs. I don't know if Dremont wants to go to L.A. That was the first thing.

It was like, oh, this podcast is going to be amazing. I just don't see Dremon as a guy that's like, yo reporter you need to throw this kid under the bus after I already punched him in the face you know what I mean like fights happen in sports I've fought people in sports I've been punched in the face in sports I punch people in the face in sports and never did I see somebody provide so much information as the context of such a run-of-the-mill deal if not for who it was I mean like this happens all the time in sports yeah I bet Jordan pool deserved it too probably I'm sure, but like, you know how many times people got what they deserved in pro sports, like internally, and the dirty laundry wasn't aired out?

Like, you know, that, oh, this kid had it coming because everybody on the team thought he just was too big for his britches. He's about to sign this contract. Like, that's such a subjective take on, like, how somebody's acting. And sure, maybe he's being awful, and that's why it leaked. Yeah, and, like, five days ago, Clay Thompson said something about finally getting Jordan Pool to shut the hell up or something like that. They hate the guy. He's a cocky motherfucker, which is good for his position, six-man. And then he rolls through the pool of reporters and says, oh, he's coming to take your jobs, too.

Oh, well, I mean, like, guy might be a douchebag, epic douchebag. But if I'm Dremont, I got a podcast. And again, this is why I'm not accusing Dremon. What I'm saying is, like, if I was Dremon and say I wanted that information out, I would go to my podcast and be like, hey, bro, I punched a guy in the face today. Not a great look by me, but things happen on teams. me and Jordan have squashed it. Like, we can talk about it on the pot. I'll have Jordan on.

Or if I feel like it, I'll air the dirty laundry out myself. But I don't like reporters having to do that. He lets mattress slash dream mom pot. I don't get that. I don't know why that bothered me as a pro athlete. promo code. The guy might suck, dude. But like, why is some NBA reporter like, okay, I'll write exactly, like, exactly that?

It just doesn't happen as much in the NFL. They trade access so much. the NBA. And that's what's so interesting about it. If you give somebody some favorable reporting, you'll get some interesting information in the future. And it happens in the NFL. Like dudes will feed injuries to reporters.

They'll feed, you know, certain excuses to reporters. They'll, you know, like things are fed to reporters. But after a fight like this, it just felt like such a weird, a weird deal to get the exact playbook on why it happened. Like if you could have been like, hey, reports are they squashed? it and they're good. Or reports are it was a back and forth that have been boiling up. That

sounds more normal than like Jordan is parking in other people's party. Yeah, he's Michael K in it. The reporter's Michael K. This guy should be the news, right? Which should be impartial, but he's clearly not objective. It's just weird. It's foreign to me. I don't know how I feel about it, but it's just it's fucking weird, dude.

Tungston. Tungsten. Tungsten's a good nickname for Vic. Tungsten? Why? It's a metal. It's got the highest melting something you know. Yeah. People are giving King Charles

his proper because his nickname for Megan Markle was was tungsten because she was so tough and resilient. He called her tungsten and it's supposed to be this endearing

term of love. That's good. Sounds like an allusion to fallacious. Tungsten. Yeah, honestly that's how we come across if you didn't frame it that way. If you're here in Arizona, Colorado, Indiana, Louisiana, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Tennessee, or right here in Virginia, and you haven't tried the WinBet app yet, I have great news for you. WinBet is now offering $200 in free bets for new users.

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2, 1-8009-9-7-89. And another pro athlete commenting in the news, and you can give your take on this one too. This quote from Rousseau Douglas, asked about the upcoming Giants Packers game in London and how he feels about the trip over the Atlantic, he said, playing in London fucking sucked. You've played in London. We were playing.

Me and Rousseau played the same game in London. And I'm redlighting this, dude. It did not fucking suck. It only sucks if you lose or tie. You know, I can imagine tying in London would be the worst thing ever. I actually got a fun because then you go out with the other team. It'd be like in World War I. You know, trench warfare when they stop

And they're like, let's play football Soccer fans would there would love a tie Yeah, dude, a tie would be sick They would be used to it And Rassoul's going this week with the Packers He's going this week with the Packers They're not going to lose Right

I would contend it's a lot of fun to go over there If you win If you lose, you're going to say All the things that Roussel says You're going to say that fucking plane ride sucked I remember chewing a Lunesta To try to sleep Like literally biting it

So it would enter my blood system More effectively and being awake anyways for an entire seven-hour flight talking to the flight attendants. Do you remember what day of the week you left? The Saints just left on a Sunday after losing to Carolina. Yeah, that's the way you're doing.

I guess I don't know if it's Sunday. It's Sunday or Monday. That's the way you want to do it. And then the Vikings went on Thursday for the Sunday game. So with the Rams, because I'm convinced Jeff Fisher wanted to enjoy London,

and that's why he's my guy. We got out there a little bit earlier. Doug Peterson and the Eagles, you know, they were on some like sleep, science shit or it's like you want you want to be dropped right into the time zone like fuck trying to acclimatize right or adjust Doug's thought or whoever was making those decisions thought the sports science department land on like a Friday night and I could not stand that or

whatever it was it was a Friday or whatever it was London good castles culture Fuck yeah. Shit like that. Like accents, meeting new people. Boy. Slow grass everywhere. Like you can't get fast grass.

I mean, and then when you get to the soccer field, it's too slick. It's short because they like that thing to be slick and like partially wet. It's like their grasses are totally different. And I mean that in every sense of the word. Can't go weed in London.

I'd be like, I'm sure you can, but it's hard to find good bud in London. If you're not British, the cons, the time zone sucks. As a player, you're never quite, it always feels like dusk because it's all overcast there, like perpetually,

and you're kind of messed up from a time zone standpoint. The food is terrible. Like, I can't even cape for y'all's food. It's bad. It's just bad, dude. It's like medieval food. Mash. You're eating medieval food in London.

So Rasul, I'm red lighting that that trip sucks. It only sucks when you lose. Try getting drunk in London after game is a lot of fun. Hey, at this particular stadium, yeah. Over is four in one. Okay. Remember that for Sunday.

That's good. I like that. A little 3113 action. I don't know if the total is. Total is 41. It's a 41-ass total. I'll go over. Okay.

Danny Dimes throws a pick six. Uh, fucking Davis Webb. Yeah. Yeah. And today we got news that Washington Commander Brian Robinson is returning to practice. He's designated returning to practice. On the 28th of August, he was shot multiple times in a robbery attempt. And he is now back at Washington Commander's practice. We saw a couple videos of him participating in drills off to the side,

healing, but now he is back. Okay, a bullet went into his skin. Like how long ago? August 28th Six weeks Six weeks ago Got shot by a bullet And he's out there playing football I mean he's not playing football yet But he's running around

Right and he's gonna I mean like had I been shot And I cannot imagine getting shot I had a retired And like I'm going home now Got shot But this dude's playing football Less than two months later

Pretty remarkable Yeah hockey your move NFL I'll come back player of the year odds current as of right now. Saquan Barkley minus 110. Brian Robinson number two at plus 750. So I'll say this again. I thought fantasy football turned people into shit packs.

Remember when Brian Robinson got shot and everybody was like, hey, anybody in the group chat have any information or how quick people recover from a gunshot? And I was like, damn, fantasy football fucks people's heads up. But gambling now, this was the only feel-good serious part of the pod. And you were like, you know those odds for comeback player the year? That's fine. They shot up.

I didn't mean it like that. Yeah, you did. God damn it, I didn't. Wow. I didn't. On that topic, can I make a petition for Minnesota Vikings coaches to stop talking? Like, all due respect, because they're a good football team, and I know some of the coaches it turns out, okay?

But do you remember when, when, so Jalen Twyman was shot and he's good, now, right? And they just, I guess, released them in Minnesota. Vikings, D.C. Ed Donatel on Jalen Twyman. His story is not over. He's going to get some more shots. I think he still has a good future ahead of him. Ed. Ed. Ed. Come on, Ed. To be fair, you, you kind of did it. I just did it. I just did it. That's the point, though. But, you know, like, I'm not a minute, you know, I'm not on the, you know, Yeah. Tough, tough deal. I just Ed Donateld the situation.

You did. And then do you remember Jalen Rager when he went to Minneapolis and one of the coaches was having a conniction over how he was built? And the quote was, you know, like he's a very stout, cocky-built guy. He's really narrow. He's got thick, strong legs, big glutes, really nice calves. You know, again, I salivated over the guy. You remember that quote?

Yeah, narrow and thick, yeah. That's one of my good buddies that said that. Nice. Matt Daniels, dude, special teams coach for the Minnesota Vikings. Obviously, we're not as close as we once were because I would have fucking remembered it right off the bat. But that's right. It was one of those, oh my God moments this morning when I was like, let me go back and see that quote. Matt Daniels, who I want to shout out, is one of my favorite dudes that I played with.

Funny-ass quote, Matt, if you're hearing this third hand. hilarious. We would have really gotten on you in the Rams training room for that quote. But he was a fucking thumper dude. Matt Daniels would take people's heads off, man. And he was Duke guy. Brilliant cat, really great teammate, and somebody who you would absolutely love.

I love Matt Daniels, and that's funny as fuck that I found out today that that was him that was salivating over Jalen Rager. So Vikings coaches, man. Just like, you know, maybe the communications guy should brief, you know, Ed Donato. I guess I should be briefed. I recently received my Helix mattress and I'm obsessed with it.

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We had some news the other day. Two folks very much in the public sphere, we're both looking for divorce attorneys. Tom Brady and DeGel Giselle Bunnishin. You're not like that. You're not meeting her, Reed. Yeah, that's okay. I'll pass. But

for Tom Brady Who are people you don't think Tom Brady would pass for? Match make. Tom Brady. I think the body's still warm so I'm on the fence about matchmaking Tom Brady, but fuck it.

Taylor Swift. But fucking indeed, I have Taylor Swift. No way. 32 years old. Swifty. Sweet spot for Tom. This guy's found all the ways to stay young. You know what the best way, not the best way.

I wouldn't know. But the most effective way to stay young for a man is, date a younger woman. And that sounds terrible to say, but it's true. You know, she'll keep you young. She's got high energy. She's going to put up with you acting old. Y'all both want to take over the world.

Tom, they both want to take over the world. They've got their own careers. They got their own careers. Yeah. And if there's a breakup, we'd get art. We'd get great art. So for a guy that's found the fountain of youth in every way, here's the next one.

Taylor Swift, I also had Fran Drescher as single, which I didn't know until today. Fran Dresher, of course, of nanny fame. I like the guy. We do the gal from Mama's family. Yeah? I don't know if she's with us or not. Fuck.

She's with all the astronauts. Well, she might be with us. The moon. And listen, Lila Melvin's our guy. He's not into, my shirt right now says we landed on the moon, coincidentally.

I believe that wholeheartedly. In parentheses, it should add 51 years ago. Yeah, dude, exactly. Like, an asterisk next to it. So, yeah,

that's interesting. We had the same one. Yeah. Yeah. But I just wish happiness, honestly, for both people. And I hope people don't pry too much,

man. I mean, fuck. I hope they don't get a divorce. if they don't want to. I hope they work it out. But it's their fucking business, dude. What if they want to?

You do hope they do? Well, if they want to, I hope they get divorced. Amicably? Amicably. Okay. And I hope Tom plays really well this year, but I hope that the win total, he hits just under that.

I hope they win 11 games. Lower 11 and a half even. No, just 11, yeah. 11 and a quarter would be fine. Okay. That's what she said. and then as she walked

to Wem in Yama's room so 11 a quarter would be fine and then he can go do whatever the fuck he wants in the playoffs The Eiffel Tower The what? The Eiffel Tower Yeah, got it.

Eiffel shooting guard. Eiffel Power forward, bro. And we'll match make a couple other Tungsten things here. Some top colleges and new coaches. What do you have for

college football? football, some coaching vacancies. I'm glad you asked, cowboy. Wisconsin, no-brainer, Jim Leonard. He's right there. I'll run through these. Nebraska, Lance, however, we say your last name, Leapold at Kansas.

All right? There's some ties. Arizona State, here's one for you. Tom Herman, been on the sideline a little bit, a little bit of perspective. Maybe won't care so much as the others that sanctions are coming. Colorado, Bronco, Menden,

Hall. He likes horses and mountains. Georgia Tech. Jamie Chadwell, Coastal Carolina. It's time to stack up into the big leagues. And I say that lightly because the Atlantic Coast Conference is a struggle fest right now. Matchmaker. Bang. College football edition. I'll go at O'Deron at Wisconsin. Perfect. I'm just going for the worst fits possible.

That's a great cultural thing. And then I want Mangino. Mark Mangino is alive. Good. Love that guy. How about Nebraska? So I'm just doing the worst fits possible. Kansas, Nebraska's never been a good thing between those two.

How about Arizona State in a surprise development, Herm Edwards? Run it back. I like it. You know, for the way I hope that Tom and Giselle get back together, I hope Herm and Arizona State get back together. What if Herm's like, hmm, good offer, but I'm not so keen on all these sanctions coming down. pike. I'm going to pass.

That would be dope. I don't want that for anybody like coaching in Tempe. That just you got a big rock on the side of your stadium. Nobody cares. Can't go to bowl games. Nope. Colorado, I got nobody out. I agree,

Bronco Mendelhole and who's the fifth team? Georgia Tech. Oh, Georgia Tech. Ramlin'an. Fuck it. Let's, in the spirit of running back, let's go Paul Johnson, dude. Yeah, that's a good call. Okay. Somebody needs to change the Arizona State. Sun Devils. name. Speaking of offensive

man. Yeah, the devil's killed many people, evidently. Sun kills a lot of people. That's what you, the Sun Devils name just needs to be the Devils, dude. Honestly, think about that.

Say it again. The Sun Devils just, the Arizona State Devils. Like the New Jersey, why is New Jersey Devils hockey club skated? I didn't mean to say skating. Because the devil hasn't killed anybody

but the point is the sun, melanoma. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Skin cancer. Same thing. Sunburn. eventually the same thing you know

fucking it's hot your car's hot dude my car's hot people got to buy those fucking those tin foil bikinis for their cars dude people still use them exhaustion because it's hot heat exhaustion yeah global warming Jesus we're gonna die man right right right

ice caps and such New Jersey devil lives in the pine barons of New Jersey yeah so they got they skate because of that because it's like a chupacabra it's like a mafia it's like a Mafia, Chupacabra. Mm-hmm. Like the cartel has a chupacabra.

Mafia has a New Jersey double. Most famous episode of Sopranos is called Pine Barrens. Y'all are thinking of Seinfeld with Puddy. You gotta support the team. So I'm just saying the sun's got some explaining to do. Florida, Sunshine State. The Phoenix Suns? That's...

Their owner is a bad guy. Right. Formerly. Phoenix Moons. Why is nobody the Moons? Hey, that's a good fucking question. Thank you. Now we're cooking with gas.

All right, let's go. Maybe if the moon had better PR, we'd be landing on it. We'd be there, dude. Exactly. And we'll do another matchmaker here. James Bond needs a new frontman, a new starring man. Daniel Craig wrapped up his last appearance in No Time to Die. Who are you all going to matchmake with James Bond?

Who's the new James Bond? Okay, so Matt's a big James Bond fan. Yeah. I actually haven't seen enough of the movies, but in the spirit of running it back, let's do Daniel Craig's retiring, right? That's right. You said that. And so is ageism, because we're going to go backwards in the new bond called Oldfinger.

We're going to deep fake Sean Connery. Wow. Yeah. Ageism is so dead that we're going to put a dead guy in Bond. dude this is a statement for all the old actors everywhere they're going to reanimate sean connery they can do anything now we could do another movie with sean connery dead by the way so i did an instagram post over it because indiana jones not because of this bullshit no offense y'all circulated a uh i love that movie a link did you not yeah we did of potential replacements

uh basically just a link of hot guys yeah which So you want somebody ugly to be bond? No, unfortunately, I'm with all hot guys. Yeah, fine. Yeah. But I'll go older than usual for a bond. Yeah. Idriselba.

Yeah, for sure. Is he older than usual? Yeah. He's 50. Most bonds are like mid-30s. But most bonds are white. Exactly. Yeah.

So we're going dead. We're going non-white. We're going old. Also, black dudes age well, man. Like, Idriselba probably looks younger than me in person. bro. So yeah. Henry Cavill. Hi, guys. Is that how you say it? Yeah.

There's a, there's a fellow name, um, James Norton. Who's a hot enough guy? James Norton, huh? Yeah. But I'll go off the board here. A little representation for people who look like me.

Uh, this, this Dom Gleason cat who was the serial killer who loves Kenny Chesney and the TV show directed by Chris somebody sent me that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't know how you say his first name. Matt's got to be on it. I don't know, but you're hyped about this one, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

See, I mean, he normally looks like, you know. This guy's super rich. He, this is the tip of the iceberg for his ugliness. Google image search. Look at that. He could be a bond. No, he couldn't, bro. He's got lines.

He's made up, bro. There's a bunch of people working on that guy day and night to make him not look like fucking carrot top. Okay? You're better looking than this guy, man. Really? Yeah. Thanks.

I don't think so. But thank you for saying that. I mean, he's a good-looking guy just like you, but you're better looking than this guy. He's got all that. You don't have a bunch of fucking people at your disposal to make you look awesome. Ain't that for sure. You walk in here. You just were at a fucking house, dude.

Yeah. Speak of the devil, I think, I think I look a lot worse in the studio. I've been looking at the clips on the internet. Maybe we could do something like lighting, lighting, or get hair and makeup. then. Anyway, I think this cat. And it's pronounced downal. Downal?

Yeah, which I don't know how you get there. Downal Gleeson. My man. You're really going to suggest an Irishman to play James Bond? Oh, he's Irish. He's definitely going to be hotter. And most chicks are going to definitely, yeah, because he got the accent and stuff. Sorry.

Do you have another? John C. Riley. Because, you know, you were like, oh, there's too many good-looking motherfuckers. Not that John C. Riley isn't a handsome devil. But wouldn't it be funny if he played? played Bond. No, honestly, I think Tom Hardy, Ed Hardy, you know, Dwight Howard had an Ed Hardy t-shirt on the other day on all the smoke, and I was like, damn, I didn't know we were doing that still. But we were in college for that. Yeah, fuck yeah. It was a bad, bad phase. Tom Hardy

just seems like Bond to me. Yeah. If you're going with like standard British white guy, because he is British. I'm kind of shocked. You didn't recommend Timothy Shalimett. Chalemay How about Stetson Bennett How about Sam Hartman Rupall Progressive

Well I mean is it Why? Why is that aggressive Progressive Progressive Oh I love his face Oh is it

So we cast it Bond And You know that Pierce Brosnan was great And Mrs. Doubtfire Yeah

Hey can I tell you something? Yeah. Well, actually, I'm going to ask you, over under on all the bonds. There were one, two, three, four, five, six, seven bonds so far. I'll give you over under three, dead or alive. I don't really. I'll say Matt, just tell me.

I'll say four are dead and three are alive. Four are dead, three are alive. Is that right? Is that wrong? You would be correct. Is that right? Yeah, good job. Hey!

Yeah, the guy, no, no, no, no, I had it mixed up. Shit. Four are alive, three are dead. Sean Connery, dead. David Niven, dead. Roger Moore, dead. George Lassenby is 83 years old. Yep, he was only in one.

Damn, dude, he really knows his bond. Well, we'll take care, everybody. Day's not over, George. Oh, it's over. Oh, for us it is. Make sure George makes it through the night or else. Yeah, if, well, this, if George passed away, let's just say George Dodd

We are sorry We would be sorry but we would also be more popular Be a hell of a social Take care everybody