Green Light with Chris Long - Super Bowl Player Prop Bets! Betting Lines, Color of Gatorade Bath & Halftime Prop Bets.

Episode Date: February 7, 2022

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Welcome to the Greenlight Podcast, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, boy. We got a Super Bowl betting show for you today. First up, Chris is going to give you the rundown on his new diet. And then we're going to talk with Mo Pearson. He's a win-bet senior trader. He's going to give us the lowdown on all the win-bet props, player props, team props for the Super Bowl, how they come up with those lines, and really get you excited about betting for the Super Bowl. And then Chris and Dr. Fax are going to talk about some of the fun Super Bowl betting lines, the prop bets, the fun ones.

color of the Gatorade. Props for the halftime show, length of the national anthem. We'll also talk about the Pro Bowl, how we can improve it. Taylor's got a couple ideas there. And then Chris talks about his history lesson from an Uber the other evening.

Have a good Monday. Enjoy each other's company. How do you feel this morning? You, the listener, no football. Take a minute. Do a little self-inventory. It's Sunday afternoon. I think I'm doing okay.

I think I'm doing okay. It's nice having it. money in my pocket. How dare you just disrespect the guys in the pro bowl man? Oh yeah pro ball. I mean we were just we were just following the pro bowl. I mean yeah and we'll ask Mo Pearson about betting the pro bowl. It's something that didn't even cross my mind but I guess people are doing it. I saw you yeah that makes sense now you had the the pro bowl score on your win bet app earlier. Did you fucking wager something on this game? Unfortunately I didn't but that that over totally

jump a lot after the first few minutes of the game. It's a performance. I caught 10 seconds. I mean, they're not even tackling anymore. And I don't blame anybody. I don't blame a soul, but you can't blame me for not counting it as like a sporting event.

I'm just like, hey, this is what we got in about 10 days from now. Like, this is it perpetually for a while. I mean, you get the NBA playoffs coming up in the distant future. The Winter Olympics,

that's great. I'm going to get into that. but we all know that like there is a hangover after the NFL and I hope you guys are doing okay with this preview of what is to come. I'm going to say hello to uh santa rini grease. Okay. It's also going to be a layup line today. See the Cuban kilo I was 15. Dylan Yeo never had my teeth cleaned. Restricted license but I'm so divisive. I know the snipers and I flow the nicest.

Santa Rini Greece. I am officially a pescatarian, guys. That's my big announcement. Really? Yeah, I'm just eating fish with an asterix. I'll share the asterix. Congratulations. Thank you.

Thank you very much. I'm a pescatarian. So I'm excited to see what type of food we might get at work now since you're a pescatarian. Well, that's going to be the hard part. I can't like I can't fucking can't fuck around at work. You know what I mean? I can't.

You just got to find. I can't order it. There's a chicken sandwich and you guys not call me out on it. That's kind of what I'm doing here. Oh, no, I like fish. Yeah. Like, are you called with like fried fish or no? Are you going to be specific?

Okay. So I think I'll probably do fried fish. Okay. Yeah, fried shrimp, things like that. I got a bunch of places that we can order from. They do that in Italy. You know, there's a lot of fried shrimp being eaten on the Amalfi Coast. Okay.

No, okay. So here's my asterix. Bison. I can eat bison twice a week. week, twice a week, but I'm like 80% pescatarian. So that's the, that's the asterix. That's what I'm going with this offseason. A couple things. Went to dinner with a friend the other day. He's really into this stuff. And he gave me the whole cancer rundown like on, you know, the more red meat you eat and all that stuff. And I already know that. But when somebody says it out loud and,

you know, I'm kind of like getting old, I'm like, you know what? I had to make a change for once in my life. I'm going to make a change for once in my life. So Bison is good, though. It's going to feel real good. So bison is good though. I'm going to make a difference. So bison is good. I'm going to make it right. Okay. You really like bison. That's what you're trying to say. I love bison. Okay. Yeah. So my girlfriend, she just recently got a grocery box. Yeah. And she just said to me, we're getting bison this week. Like, how do you feel about that? Bison's great, dude. And no, yeah. I think it is. I thought you're laughing because it's a big cheat. It is kind of a big cheat. I'm not technically going to be a pescatarian, but four times a week, which is kind of like the pescatarian diet anyways. I'm not going to be eating tree nuts the rest of the

that's the only difference. Like four times a week, fish, call me the cod god. Last night, henceforth, I go by the cod god. God. I had cod.

And it was from a really good restaurant, and you can try real hard to make cod sexy. Cod is just, cod is a workhorse of the ocean. It's not like some sexy fish to eat. You got to check out the, I forget the name of it. There's a few Mexican spots here.

You could get the whole fish. grilled. It's really, really good. See, that's one of the hard things about being a pescatarian is the work. There's a nice fish stand right by your house, actually. Really? Docks and me? How many fish stands? Oh, God, Nate. Yeah.

Yeah, I remember it's right next to my house. Yeah, they have a stand now. Yeah, I'm going to be eating bison two times a week, and I'm beating fish the rest of the time. One of the real shame, the real travesties of being a pescatarian is I can't enjoy the land, air, and sea from McDonald's that just came out. Has anybody seen that sandwich, bro? Oh my goodness. I, yo, I'm not gonna lie. I was very, very high when I seen this commercial. And I was mad that like, I couldn't rewind it because I didn't know if I seen what I seen. Matt just saw this fucking, this skyscraper of a fucking and I am a huge fish fillet fan. I am a, like, I don't know where you're at. But number number, number nine,

board groups for that. Number nine warrior. I think it's a great. So you can have fish fillet now. You're just a pescatarian. I am a pescatarian. You should try it. That shit is good.

Sometimes just because you can, doesn't mean you should. I guess. You know what I mean? Bro, if you're eating cod, bro, that's no different than that whatever's on that McDonald's. This was some uppity cod, bro. I can eat uppity cod.

I can't eat. I can't eat the filet fish, dude? So can we take over under how long this is going to last? You're saying this? Sure. Reed said it because Reed is the one who knows this is not going to last. But are you, how long you're trying to do this, like, where you're really

going to be, like, dedicated to it? A long time, dude. I don't, I don't, I don't crave chicken. How does Meg feel about this? Because, like, you doing something drastic like this, it pulls everyone into it. My body. You know the rest. Yeah, let's have,

well, I'll take the under, Reed. Well, Reed, let's say, four months. Four months. down rate. No, bets are pouring in on the under. What do you say,

Nate? I take the under. So, so no wings or nothing? So what are you going to do? I'm much madness. Listen, I will break rules. Fish sticks?

No, I will break rules from time, time. I'll be at a bar and I'll have some wings. I'm not going to be this gung-ho person, but if I strive to eat fish for dinner four times a week, and then the other three nights, I eat bison twice, and then there's a wild card there.

I mean, like, maybe it's fish five times. Got to watch some mercury, Nate. So you're done with steaks. You're not saying steak. So you're not saying steak. So you're done with steak. You're done with certain red meat. No,

if I'm at a fire restaurant, I might have a steak. But I'm largely, I told you I'm a pescatarian. I don't go to restaurants much, so. Yes, when I do they,

they be fire. But like at the Super Bowl, wings is like a popular, like dish. So you're never placed that with like fish sticks or something. Do you like fish sticks? I do not,

Gordens. Like fish dicks, Taylor. I don't like you fucking children. How long? How long were you guys, you know, workshopping that back there? Just drawing little fucking doodles communicate Morse code back there. Two feet apart.

Took you. How long? You and Kanye. You and Kanye eat so fish dicks. Fish dicks. That's pretty funny, though, Taylor. Taylor, you're going to be involved in this open in a second. So just get, you know, like, just get, just get ready.

I love fish, dude. So I'm really excited about this. Also, land air, chicken does not fly amend land air sea it's land land sea is what you're doing dude they have wings chickens don't fly they have wings who gives the shit this land air and sea sandwich there was a tic-tok user posted a video of her husband calling into McDonald's complaining because it comes as three separate sandwiches and you have to stack them yourself and he called in and complained and that's not like the commercials.

Right. He called and complained. It was not one sandwich. It was apparently three sandwiches that I had to make myself into a land, air, and see if I wanted to make my own sandwich, I would have stayed at home and made my own sandwich. Wait, wait, wait.

No, he's tripping because no, he's not. No, that's a huge discount. That's three sandwiches for the price of one. Are you kidding me? I need that all day. He's not tripping, though. He's paying the price in a lot of ways. A lot of ways.

1330 calories. I mean, Lord, dude, that's a healthy breakfast. You get all the food groups there, the whole pyramid, and it's literally a fucking pyramid. Land, sea, dude. Who's eating that? It's a gimmick. It's a decoration.

It's an ice sculpture. It blows my mind when I get online to look at like a McDonald's that there are reviews. So you, so. I'm guessing. So I'm guessing you, you think they care. Would you take a McDonald's sponsorship? Yeah. Everybody's got a price, man. Even a pescatarian.

So Chris Loggs fish fillet Coming soon Yes I'll do it What would you do to spice it up Throw some HMU

Throw some hot sauce on it What would you do to spice up your fish fill? For sure For sure Cheese or no cheese No cheese No cheese No cheese

Tartor sauce or no tartar sauce No tarter sauce or no tartar No there's mayonnaise in that Oh Wow Breaking the stereotype huh I hate mayonnaise What do you mean

You don't know that about me What Are you a pseudo-employee here? You don't know I hate mayonnaise? This is incredible. White person who doesn't like mayonnaise? Yeah, I should also tell you that my dad's Howie Long. No.

You know? No way. I mean, I thought mayonnaise and that fact were the two things people know. Like Google can tell you that about me. Tartar sauce, no, no, Nate. No, I don't do any mayonnaise. They have mustard-based tartar sauces. It's just no for you?

It's association with the product. I'm doing this for Kelly Slater, who turned 50 and just won the Billabong or something like that, right? You won his eighth pipeline title, I believe. Eighth pipeline. That's incredible. That's gnarly. And I want to be like a Kelly Slater. I don't want to be.

I already feel old, dude. I feel old. The whole conversation at dinner the other night, my physical state right now. I don't work out a lot. I want to be like Kelly Slater, and I think he's probably a pescatarian. When you talk about all time great, I'm getting a vaccine. I'm pro-vax. I didn't know that about him.

He's like, he's very anti. Yeah, but pretty impressive. Almost 50 doing that physical of a sport at that level. Right. I was inspired by Kelly Slater and him winning the billabong. And until he won the billabong, this was just an idea. And now it's a reality. You're looking at a real pescatarian.

I'm sitting right here. Listen, you know, I could do the pescatarian thing. You know why? Yeah. because over the past couple years, I'm in love with sushi. And I honestly, it's a little pricey. If you find it like a good price,

it's a little pricey, but I have enough sushi dishes that I like that I can probably do sushi for five days straight. So here's the thing. When we used to train in Fort Lauderdale, that won off season. Remember, we used to go down the street. How fucking good was that spot?

Well, here's the problem, dude. Our mercury content, like I went and got my blood work done, and they were like, hey, dude. you had the chill you're turning into a metal they was getting that fresh fresh sushi bro that spot what was that spot that shit was so good yeah oh my dear full beach it was incredible and they had uh what else they have there what was what was i getting there ox tail the ox tail the ox tail anymore oh my god hey take the under read take the under everybody take the under they did that that restaurant i'm i'm upset that we can't remember the name but that sushi was probably

some of the best like all of that stuff down there. I'm not moving to Fort Lauderdale tomorrow. So I'm the cod god, not the fucking, you know who's going to be eating some seafood guys? You guessed it, Doug Peterson.

He needs to watch his mercury. I feel like Doug would just go in and just murder a tuna steak every night the same restaurant. He loves ice cream. Okay? Ruth Chris. That's something that's been kind of like

coming to the forefront again. I've told this story on the pod before. By the way, he's the head coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars now. Well, that news could have gotten gobbled up. Somebody might have missed that, I guess. Taylor, how do we feel first off? Feeling pretty good about it. I think kind of what he did in Philly with LaGarrett Blunt and J.J.I. with the run game. And I think he went in and increased their time of possession. And that's something that we really struggled with and maybe taking the pressure off Trevor Lawrence and giving the ball to Travis E.T.N. And hopefully James Robinson's healthy by then. And getting the run game going,

our time of possession. I think overall that's a good place to start for our offense. Well, fucking hey, you just said it. I mean, there's a guy who's living it. Mercifully, they've hired a competent head coach, a good head coach, a great head coach.

Doug Peterson, obviously my coach when we won a championship in Philly and somebody who I have a great deal of respect for and just somebody who I think gets you to play hard. I think that's the one thing they're getting not only, it's rare, that you get not only the X's and O's upgrade,

because he will do more for Trevor Lawrence than the last guy did. He's gonna do more for the run game than the last guy did, even though like sometimes his commitment to the run game can lack a little bit, but like he can scheme shit up. He's a motivator. So you get that X's and O's infusion, but you also get the kind of like motivation infusion,

the guy who can turn a locker room around. The locker room last year was so sick of Urban Meyer by the end of the season. Like, you know, that's a reality at this point. And Doug Peterson's going to take a very vulnerable group that they're just, they're ready to receive leadership. Like, after a bad head coach, you got a locker room that's just ready. Like, whoever walks in the door, you're going to give a big chance.

You know what I mean? Absolutely. You've been basically abused, man. Like, you know what they say change is bad? This is probably a situation where everyone in there's just like, who, like, like you're probably thinking in your head. It can't get worse. No, but that's,

the thing is like imagine being trapped there you've been through urban mire for a year whoever walks in the door is going to get an honest shot from the players it helps that this guys won a super bowl it helps that people have like the players like me have talked good about him like that that's the ultimate to me the barometer for are you going to like this coach well like just listen what the players say that's it Doug is a guy who will work the team like he's going to he's going to make sure the team works but he's got a way about it him in maybe the battles he picks like he's not going to piss on every bush like as a head coach he's not a control freak in every way like so that when he picks his battle you will run through

through a wall for him on it because he knows how to pick his spots and I think that's a really good skill and it it doesn't hurt that he's a former player so all these positives you know going into a job where this coach is going to get an honest shot from this locker room I think it all hinges on the development of this quarterback. But outside that, I think Doug's the right guy, man. I really do. And like you heard guys on TV like Stephen A and those guys. This has been

the thing we talked about last week with Brian Flores and just the failure to hire quite frankly enough blackhead coaches. That's the elephant in the room now every hiring cycle and now more than ever. And this is the one guy that probably people if he got the job in Jacksonville

or Lefich, bulky situation notwithstanding, This is the guy that nobody would be mad about because he's supposed to be a head coach, man. He's qualified. He's supposed to be, and he's done it, and I can tell you as a player. I loved him. So I think Jacksonville is going to be on the up and up there. And yeah, I just want to try to speak this into existence.

I think now that we have a couple of ties to Jacksonville in the studio with Taylor being a super fan. I used to play down there. Oh, my God, we might be Jaguar's fans. Then you, your coach is there now. We might have to try to go down there getting that pool for some content next year. We also just might need to be Jaguars fans. That's what I'm saying. We can.

We can, for next year, we can, as a pod, like, you know. I'm betting the over on the wind total. I'm purchasing merchandise. I'm betting the over on the wind total. I like that. And we can go to Jacksonville. Getting in the pool. I'd love to get in the pool.

I hear it's like getting in like a natural spring. Nice. Like, you know, like you get all the minerals, all the mercury and stuff. You get all the, there's a nice, but the opposite. Real good steakhouses and places they eat down in Jacksonville, too. You know, I was down there. This is when, this is when I was a lot bigger, big facts, big industrial, big facts. You were big facts.

Pushing 305. You know who we need to have a real sit down with 60 Minutes style Jackson DeVille. I can hear the fucking clock ticking right now, me asking him about not being properly insured to do these stunts he's doing in Florida. Wasn't he stuck in London this year? Didn't they have him stuck on something? Or like they got, they couldn't do something? Yeah, I have a lot of questions for him. 120 minutes more like it.

How does he feel? That's scary that he actually ziplines from the top of like NFL stadiums. I don't even like talking about it, honestly. So on Doug Peterson staff in Philadelphia, John DiPhilippo, quarterback's coach, he was the offense of coordinator in Jacksonville in 2019. he went to Chicago to be the past game coordinator and quarterback's coach. He's tied back to Jacksonville to join Peterson. How does that influence Trevor Lawrence development?

Because you saw it firsthand with DiPhilippo and Carson Wentz in Philadelphia. I think Flip's a big deal, man. Like we always talked about this, Doug Peterson, Flip, and Frank Reich. Like, hard to know who had what share of the development or like the success of the offense. I know the guys had different responsibilities. like Red Zone and sometimes like different parts of the passing game. But they all were a big part of that run. And so I haven't been able to figure out like who was the central figure, right?

I've thought at different times it was different guys. But Flip is seemingly a very necessary piece. And for Doug to get him down there, I think is a big deal. Also, a JMU guy, right? That's right, JMU former quarterback. Duke's. So listen, guys. The stars are aligning.

We are, I think we're, I think we're part of the Jaguar Nation. Biggest regret in my life is not keeping my apartment that I had in Jacksonville. We do so much content there. Man, right across from the stadium, it's sad.

But young and dumb, I was 22, and the guy was renting, from every single month, he would be like, yo, just buy it from me. Rent to own it. He's like, rent to own it. Rent to own it.

And I was like, I won't be here forever, bro. And he's like, it doesn't matter. Well, when they talk about like the next big like real estate market, they always say like Brooklyn, Jacksonville by the stadium. You know what I mean? We could be, we wouldn't even have to do this podcasting shit. Yeah, bro, we literally, literally my old apartment, I could see the stadium from my balcony. Yeah.

Like on the water. They had a trolley, a boat trolley. My parents used to come stay with me. Yeah. For games, they used to take a boat trolley from my apartment building to the stadium. No shit. How cool is that? Like,

No shit. Seriously. They got a cool little setup down there in Jacksonville, guys. I'm excited. We're going to take the trolley. We're going to go to the pool. Yeah. Took a terrible loss down there.

Yeah, that was, I don't like thinking about it, you know. Yeah, but that area that we stayed in, that's where I lived. Go figure. We weren't even paid. We didn't even an NIL back then. Just getting beat to sleep by Mike Leach for nothing. We get a fucking PSP.

Yeah, like, no, no. We got those stupid, Oakley, goggles with MP3 players in them. Yeah, who's running around with sunglasses that you can hear out of those. Guys, I think I still have those. Guys, if you're at home and you've got sunglasses that you can hear out of, maybe you have a, maybe you have a real use for these things. If you're a runner or a runner or a biker, if you're a full-time runner, a marathon runner or a biker, like, I can see it. But the casual working out guy, you don't need a lot of fucking guys took big L's going to class in

those things the next semester. Like I got these bowl sunglasses headphones but hit Soche real quick. It'll be tight. That's suck. Gator bowl. You see all these other bowl games getting PlayStation

and Xbox. Despite all this, despite all this, we're still, we're Jags Nation. Speaking of ties down there, Chris, that was the first time I actually met your dad. Really? I was a kid at a Jags game back in like 04. And Howie Long and in the wild. Yeah, he was like walking around up by the like Fox booth or whatever.

So, you know, just ran up there. Was he friendly to you? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I still remember. I was like, you know, I don't know how tall. He's such a classy guy. He's so classy, man.

If you, if my dad doesn't want to sign an autograph for you or like take a picture with you, you probably fucked up. Or it's like the middle of like the street or something. Like last week in Kansas City, it turned down a couple of people. But they were cars. Like on coming. traffic. My dad's a saint, dude. Here's the last thing with Doug Peterson is like people have picked up on this ice cream thing. He is an ice cream addict. It's got to be Hogandas. And when I was in

Philly, I kind of blamed my dad bought on Doug Peterson. Like honestly, the elephant in the room is I don't look great in my pads in my 30s. Like I just kind of look like a dad that's still playing football. Well, here's the thing. Andy Reed. Andy Reed. Andy Reed. turned him on to Hagenas. And so at the end of every meeting on a Saturday night, you know, the whole thing was... Ice cream. Let's go get some ice cream.

And so dudes would huddle around the Hagenas line till 11 o'clock at night, just shoveling ice cream. Yeah, dude, you never ate big the night before games? No, absolutely. We used to do... We used to get ice cream, too, but I personally think, like, Hagendaz, like, their bars and stuff are good. I'm just saying, dude, you know,

At the end of a long Saturday, I'm all CBD edibles. I'm hungry, dude. No, the Sunday bar, when I was in Chicago, I used to go ham at the Sunday bar in the Hilton that we used to stay in. But they used to have Bluebell ice cream. And for some reason, that vanilla ice cream is like, like what you're saying, I love Hagenas. I mean, I try Bluebell or whatever, but Doug Peterson is, like, solely responsible for how I kind of had the love handles, you know? at the end of my career. And so thank you for that, Doug.

If you're a player in Jacksonville, just don't go too hard on the Hagen-Doss. If you're like over 30 and your metabolism slowed down. But I used to sit in the back of the room so that I could win the race to the line, bro. So I'd sit in the back and I would still get beaten to the ice cream by every time, by the same people,

same three guys, fastest guys in the building, a couple scouts. And it was Ken Flagell, who I actually have a tattoo of. Ken Flagell, now coaching with the Kansas City Chiefs, and he'd beat me there and kind of like, look me up and down, like, yeah, motherfucker,

like I'm here first, and now I'm going to get my toppings. And so I actually adjusted halfway through the season, and I just stood in the back of the room. I stood right next to the door like I was like one of the security people. All the other players are seated because I needed to, as soon as Doug Peterson said, let's go get some ice cream. I had to go get to the ice cream line. You're a sicko.

You're a sicko. But bro, I'm telling you, there's just, it must be nice to be one of the best players on the team because that's like if you do that in your fridge player or if there's a coach sitting on something he doesn't like you you'll get your ass ripped for doing something like that the reason I was allowed to do is because Doug trusted me

and I was old and he knew I was like Chris got his shit handle he just likes his ice cream he's got his routine so I think Doug's gonna be awesome down there so Trevor Lawrence actually welcomed Doug Peterson with some ice cream. And there was a video of Doug Peterson when he was in Philly. When he would say last video

and then we're going to go get some ice cream. Get some ice cream. And so Trevor on Twitter heard a rumor. Coach Peterson likes ice cream. Say less. I got a little something for you all. Say less. I got a melted box of Hog and Das

in this Jacksonville heat, dude. People are going to be shoveling melted Hagendoss into their mouths at the stadium in clowns. mask. It's it's fucking it's it's the purge down there for fandom you think you think there's a pool there's ice cream there's clowns do you think the marketing team there's dangerous stunts you think the marketing team is on it you think like Doug do you think Doug Peterson has a hoggins like like marketing thing he needs to get on it he like like need

to you also have some marketing ideas I want to let you take a stab at that thing we're gonna talk to uh Mo Pearson from the win about prop bets mostly but also some like you know behind the scene stuff with how they set the lines at the wind. Like this guy is, I think of these guys is like the Wizards of Oz. And so we had Allen Berg on. Me and Nate met Alan Berg when we went to Vegas. He was awesome. He's at the Pro Bowl today.

God bless him. And Mo took over. So we're going to talk to Mo. And then after that, we will have a little fun on the back half. It's really that time of year. And your team might finally do it. This year, Super Bowl 56, is it. in Los Angeles at SoFi Stadium.

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I guess that's my first question. Do people actually bet the Pro Bowl? Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's more or less like when the day of, you know, no one really remembers it up until the Saturday. Like, oh, I mean, Sunday up until now. So, yeah, you know, people are getting down on it.

We're seeing a, you know, a little bit of line moving, but it's the handle is not a, you know, it's not as crazy. is obviously the Super Bowlers. Yeah, I feel like people are impulse betting the Pro Bowl. They're like, oh, we're in Vegas. Yeah, anytime they could bet a favorite, then the AFC is like a two-point favorite,

but they could bet a favorite or an over in any game. They'll be betting that. So how do you even, like, come up with a line on the Pro Bowl? Is it more difficult than like your regular game, a lot more difficult? That's an excellent question. Yeah, I mean, you know, we based it off, you know, obviously the rosters and some opinions that we have, But, you know, usually these games are at least around a pick, you know, pick maybe one, maybe two.

And then we kind of just let the money kind of dictate, you know, where we should be or where the line should be and where we want to book towards. So, you know, we open pick and seeing a little bit of action on the FACC up until now. So, you know, it's kind of climbed from PIC to minus one to minus two. And, you know, we're just kind of sitting there at the moment. But the totals are tough. Right. You know, this is the first time it's been in Vegas. I don't know how much, you know, the players are going to be playing much on, from a defensive standpoint.

but the total keeps moving up. So maybe a lot of points in this game from what I can see. I wonder if there was a year that the Vegas was like, fuck, we got burned because we didn't know that this year was the year that people were going to decide not to play hard in the Pro Bowl anymore. Like, I feel like one year it just happened.

Like back in the day, my dad played and like when he played, I know they played kind of hard in the Pro Bowl. Like now I feel like you get kind of like, people give you shit if you try hard. Yeah, a lot of brother-in-law. A lot of brother-in-law.

So like, how do you even gauge that? Are you like, hey, how are they going to, 30% this year or 35? Like somebody talked to me. Is that kind of how you guys get the info on the pro bowl? For me, I'm just a surprise when I watch the game after it's books. So I mean,

you know, we'll be devastated, you know, depending on wherever the money is and, you know, we'll be like, well, that kind of was brutal, you know, considering if, you know, we're losing to something. But, you know, it's obviously hard to gauge until, you know, we get into the game and we're like, all right, we could probably, you know, figure something out or have that figured out going into the next

pro bowl or anything of that. So like any other all-star game. It's all somewhat in the same deal. So Super Bowl, right? We're staring down the barrel of another one and I'm excited about it. I want to know honestly, is Vegas excited about Rams, Bengals? Like, where does this rank in the possible Super Bowl matchups y'all might have had this coming Sunday? I don't know if it was like, you know, as big of a deal

when the Chiefs lost the game. I think people, you know, I don't speak for the whole world. entirely, but I figured they wanted to see Chiefs Rams, you know, even with Burroughs popularity skyrocketing, which I think that's taking into effect. And, you know, we're seeing a lot of the Bengals money line bets coming into it. But we watched a lot of people think this is going to be a lower scoring game. And I'm hoping, or people may be hoping that the Patriots, you know, Patriots Rams played in a lower scoring game. So I'm hoping they think it's more excited than the Patriots Rams, in my opinion. That one was rough. No, I mean, like, there's a lot of interest in Joe Burrow.

there's a lot of interest in this team like nationally like everywhere so where is the money coming in right now i mean the line's still four right yeah we've we opened four and we've been at four since you know right after that niners rams game ended um the total's kind of taking a hit i think we open 49 and a half it's uh i think it's 48 and a half so it's funny we have a you know a bunch of tickets on over which we we probably thought was going to happen and a lot of the money's on under so you know that's kind of a indication on you know what could be or a lot of the sharper money coming as far as the total goes. But, you know, it's all been either Bengals,

money line, you know, plus 165, plus 170, or anybody land Rams minus four. Right. You know, we're somewhat hoping that the game lands inside a four and, you know, we can scoop all that. I actually think it might land inside four. And I think that's probably how it goes. We think so, too.

Yeah, we're hoping on it. But I actually, I actually kind of like the under. And now that I'm hearing that, I'm like, oh, maybe I'm missing some. I just don't know, like with Joe Burrow, two questions. Okay, first, would be, you know, Burrow, the totals are lower on the road as far as I'm concerned generally

because the Bengals don't score as highly on the road. So I don't know if I take this as a road game for them, like, with a neutral site, how do you calculate like this team's been so-so on the road, but this is a neutral site? Yeah, I mean, just on the last few games

that they've played, you know, it seems like it's scoring's been pretty tough, you know, they played Vegas in their game at home. you know, somewhat of a tough deal. And then with the Titans, they barely kind of squeak past with, you know, four or five field goals. So, you know, we've been essentially dropping the totals as much as we can.

It was weird that the Chiefs game. It was like a different deal with that Bill's game. You know, a lot of people were betting over in that immediately after that Bill's chiefs game. So, you know, we've been pretty locked in and, you know, already thinking. And I think the totals that, you know, some other shots open like 50, 50 and a half. So we're ahead of that thinking of, you know, the Bengals and Burr. playing more of an under type of game, you know, playing at SoFi or on the road.

So does it make a difference that the Rams are at home? You know, teams, you know, lay more points at home. So the Rams being at home, does that make a difference? I mean, it's, it's kind of a neutral site anyways, as you saw when they play, like, the Niners or somebody. But now it's an especially neutral site. Yeah. I mean, it's, most of it's dealt off, dealt off like the power rankings of teams. Yeah.

You know, you can't really throw all that stuff away going into the playoffs, even though it's kind of like a different beast from what the regular season was. But, you know, we thought the Rams were, you know, around three and a half four. And maybe if the Niners won, it was like around maybe two, maybe minus three. But even, you know, being it so five, you know, we still had to kind of give Bengals some respect. So, you know, I've heard a lot of people thinking that the line should have been five and a half six. So, you know, usually home field advantage kind of gives on maybe two to and a half more points. But, you know, in this case, I think it's more of a respect factor for the Bengals that it's even four.

or four and a half. So, you know, we're kind of sticking around that, you know, just being at four. A lot of math, a lot of tape would tell you, like, maybe they should be catching more points, but they just have that it factor. It's really hard as an analyst as somebody who's looking at the game to say, like, my brain tells me 10 times out of 10, this is a bad matchup for the Bengals. But it's the it factor of that team. Like, you've seen, hey, I was on a team like that in 2017. Like, you just don't know. And so that makes it really tricky to bet it. It makes it probably tricky to set the line. How about the Super Bowl and like casual fans? Is this a major win for you guys generally relative to, you know, taking bets on the regular season because

this brings so many fringy people into the fold? You know, my aunt's going to be betting the Super Bowl. You know what I mean? Like she's probably going to win. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I think betting and now like sports betting is just generally become more popular. with all the commercials and, you know, it being legalized in many more states. You know, so, you know, this Super Bowl in general, being at SoFi, I think they'll be doing like a, you know, enough promoting for it for people to be, you know, not just bigger fans of the sport of the NFL, which is always growing, but sports betting in general. So, you know, we'll see an uptick and handle just because of that

alone. So give me the handle for the Super Bowl based, basically relative to regular season game. Like how many times over? are we looking at the, you know, the handle you guys pull in for a Super Bowl? Oh, man, it's got to be like, you know, a big Sunday night football game, you know, relative to like when the Patriots played the Cowboys, which was a pretty big game, I think week three or week four. Yeah, I remember that.

Which was a monster game, but it'll probably be like 20 times that. 20. I might, I possibly might be overdoing it. I'm hoping that we take that much handle. But, I mean, it's, you know, we take our share of big bets and we're going to want to take the big bet. So, you know, that's kind of something that I'm aiming at. And I think that we can reach. Is there anybody like a playoff in pro sports that comes as close when talking about the handle to the NFL playoffs?

Oh, man. No, not really, man. I mean, I think it's just like the allure of it because it's only one game. Whereas it's like you're getting maybe a game seven and NBA might be. Right. I don't know. 20%, 30% of that. you know, really the Masters is something that's just as popular.

That's a pool that's huge as far as something that's like more of a spectacle. But, I mean, the Super Bowl is like the king. You know, there's not much surpassing it when we get to this in February. All right. So Dr. Fax here has got a couple props that he likes. Let's run through them. See what you think. I got a couple I like as well.

My first question, I like to do a lot of endgame props. And I just had a quick question before I go through mine is how do you guys decipher like when my ingrained props I always like to throw in a quarterback rushing total because for whatever for whatever reason that five yards to maybe picking a seven yard it's always a huge gap when it's like maybe plus it'll probably add plus 1,200 versus a plus 500 to my parlay and I was wondering how you guys kind of kind of rate that or range how much much like we're going to set off the yard. Yeah.

Man, that's an excellent question. Actually, you know, as far as from like, you know, we try to kind of meter it out as far as like from a quarterback passing, like every 10 yards could be, you know, another 10, 20 cents that we can add on as far as juice or, you know, if it's, if like Matthew Stafford was like 296 and a half yards and that was like minus 110, which is like our basic split, minus 110 on both sides. say if like we added up we tacked on like 40 more yards you know it was like 316 or 326 like we would give you I don't know maybe like plus 125 plus 30 on that so like we would kind to decipher like what we want to do with the juice on that which is fair to like what we would actually make the line in in the generality of it I don't know if generality is a real word it might fucking be but also like this is why I bet the games you guys are in here with the props I'm like I'm like that's a great that's a great great thing but it's a great

question though seriously i'm a guy that like i'm a casual better and for whatever reason for me betting our favorites isn't betting i don't want to bet 10 dollars to win seven to six dollars back like it doesn't like it doesn't really make sense to me like to bet like scratch a ticket so i want that that's what i do in the sports i don't watch that closely yeah like i i like to think that like hey if i get these three things together yes for this five that 10 bucks i'm into yeah 200 to 600 dollar range that's a good come on yeah we move it baby we're running it yeah no that's that's a that's a big deal yeah but that's essentially how like the grading is like as far as from a passing deal you know rushing for one to five yards is a

pretty big gap in the NFL too so like you know if you make a line like joe burrow over seven and a half rushing yards and you move that to 10 i mean that's a big move to astronomical for a guy that. I mean, no, like for most quarterbacks, I mean, yeah,

like, but for me, my thinking about it is that's, that's one scramble. That's one random scramble, pushed out of the pocket. And you know what I mean? And like,

that's like for me. Like the over, just like you. I mean, and which is why generally, as a general, and I don't know how much you guys take into account this stuff,

I'm sure. Uh, injuries and prop bets. Like generally, I like the under on most prop bets. Like for yardage and that sort of thing. depending on the odds. I don't know how you guys, you know,

take into the account that like the over is, is not positively affected by the, you know, a possible one play outcome. You guys are a bunch of sharp questions, man, you guys get big. Yeah,

I mean, most people that come in and, and, you know, as soon as the totals come out for anybody, you know, like a Jamar Chase total or can't makers total, a lot of these people are looking to bed under on any of these player

props. Of course, injuries are a big deal. Just kind of how the game plays out. So, I mean, like, overs, you know, they look intriguing and they're fun to cheer for, but, like, these unders are, you know, sometimes the way to go even if you kind of have to eat a lot of juice on it. Yeah. So what I'm looking at here that is confusing, okay, like Joe Burrow total passing touchdowns one and a half.

Like most people break their neck betting the over there, right? Even if they know they're not scoring a ton maybe on the road or against the Rams defense. To take the over, it's minus 165 to bet the unsexual. to bet the under it's plus 120. I know what y'all are doing with the odds right there. Why not just make the number higher and make the odds more even? Is there something to that? Is it people like they're more apt to bet the low number and disregard the odds?

That's, you know, so minus 165. Like, first off, we don't want to put like, we don't want to make anything an even number because we're trying to window a lot of this stuff. So to go past one and a half to two and a half is like a big leap. go three touchdowns to two. Yeah. So like the only thing that kind of saves us from like a handicapped standpoint is to put that juice on the over.

Right. So what looks like a pretty easy bet, which is one and a half, you got to lay 165 to 100. I mean, that's, you know, kind of steep. And if you want to throw it in parlias, it can, you know, it could be rough on that too. Yeah, it's funny. I'm like these props is why I stay away from. There's so much coding in here, dude. Another one, another one I do like, and I feel like I don't know if a lot of people

take these bets or not, but the Bengals first drive, I feel like, I feel like everyone thinks is going to be positive. I'm a huge, I'm a huge, any other result guy on that. And this week it's plus 600. And I feel like it's Joe Burrow. He's young. He's in the Super Bowl. Why not throw one up to Jalen Rams and early?

Fade the perfection. I mean, he wasn't perfect last week. Exactly. Like, it doesn't mean he's not going to bounce back, but it's just early jitters, maybe feeling yourself too much, and you go out there and you throw a quick pick or something like that. I'll just say this.

This is like it's universal in football. Like a team that that's facing a defense like that with a glaring issue, like an offensive line. And you don't know how you're going to handle the four-man rush. Two weeks ago, one good. If you win the coin toss, I don't know if I want to receive the football. Exactly. Because it's just fired up.

Three and outs like or bad outcomes. I can see the bingles, I kick. The first two plays and being too loud, maybe off sides, or you get backed up. And then it's like a fumble, a bad snap. Who knows what happens. Yeah, no, they could be coming after, man. You know, it's all about pricing on stuff like that, too. But to take any shots like that, I think, is a big deal for anyone in the Super Bowl.

So, you know, that's something I can appreciate, no doubt. Okay, the big question a lot of times is, how are they going to take away player X? And, like, Jamar Chase would be that player this week when I'm looking at the receiving yard props. So, like, who's going to actually get the ball? Like, so is Higgins going to get the ball a ton more than normal because they take away Chase or do a better job of taking away Chase or is it going to be, do I bet Chase because they're doing something that I don't know about.

They're going to let him eat and take away something else. Like, how do you guys figure that stuff out? Yeah, that's, this. Is that too far behind the curtain for you? No, no, that is incredible. No, no, that's a great question. Immediately as soon as, because I've been trying to like fade chase and every, personally, I've been betting against Chase

on every total yards. And, you know, that's been somewhat of an up. and down roller coaster. But in this case, particular, when the Bengals ended up, you know, we got the matchup and whatever, I said, you know, Ramsey's got to try to eat this guy's lunch immediately when he gets on the field. So, yeah, we thought about that.

And, you know, Higgins and Boyd, and even mixing out the backfield, it's probably something that we should be trying to not take bets on, you know, considering. So, yeah, that's a big deal. You know, if Chase is taken away, you know, borough, scrambling, you know, the mixing over, total receiving yards, stuff like that.

You know, that's stuff that we're looking in. So on the, on the, keep. in the receivers on the other hand. I'm a guy that for whatever reason, watching Cooper Cup, it seems like he's guarded. Like, it's just one of those things that if you're a coach, you know it's obvious. Hey, if we want to win this game,

we have to take away Cooper Cup. But everybody does it. But every week, you see his totals for some of these prop bets, and it's always, to get a good value, you always have to pick, like, over 105 yards, whereas everyone else, it's like, yo, if you're picking a plus 60 yards for a, receiver, it's like you'll get great value

on that plus 70. It's like, oh, wow, he must not really have a chance. They don't think he's going to get that because that's so much. But Cooper Cup, you put it a plus 100 yards. You have to put your nuts on the table and just expect that that's like with Cooper Cup. For him, for him, how do you guys like gauge something like that just

every week just kind of betting on him or knowing, hey, he's going to get that? Yeah, we had a joke actually that, you know, between two guys that are just like, you know, two of the best receivers in the, in the league that are open every game or Kelsey and Cup. I mean, guys that like are supposed to be keyed on are running for 30, 40 yards every game. It's bizarre. I'm just like, well, how, how do they not see

the best receiver on the field or, you know, as far as in formations and whatnot? But, you know, we, you just try to price it as best as you can. And the best thing that we could do for any props is take two way on it. So, I mean, if we're, we're taking bets on over 93 and a half, 94 and a half, 95 and a half on Cup and find someone to bet 96 and a half, you know, we just try to pray that we can get two-way on it and not get blasted every Cooper Cup reception in a game. So, you know, obviously a lot of praying in it and, you know, the book can come second and something like that. So how quickly will we get through this game in the futures will they be up?

Like, because you guys kind of bang those out quick. Yeah, Alan's been working on them. Berg. Berg's been working on him. He's been looking over it. So, you know, we're going to try to have those out immediately. We'll probably be working on them or thinking about, thinking through them during the game and then we'll try to get those up on you know social media and you know get everybody

involved in the in the NFL for next year so hopefully uh either during the game or right after the game we'll throw those futures oh that's the real that's the real Super Bowl Sunday for me I just love futures man I love futures I actually hit my futures for the most part chargers this year though like in that last game it came down the last game but yeah it's like the chargers I'm done there uh I can't do it no more no charges are an absolute disgrace No, you got to quit the Chargers. I hit my Vikings under. That was awesome.

There were so many close games. And actually, two years ago, I point this out a lot. I was on the Sinci over win total. I think it was like four and a half. And they lost so many close games. So the fact that this year's total was easily just, and they knocked the bottom off. Yeah.

So I guess my question would be the last couple of years, or give us, in your experience, some things that have really swung totals for teams, like in these futures. like, hey, a hire or somebody, an injury in the offseason, like what's that kind of wild card that you guys think about that affects those futures the most? I think one instance that I can think of now

is when Wentz, trying to think one of the offensive linemen were hurt immediately before this cold season even started. And, you know, to a team that, yeah, Nelson, Quentin, Nelson, yeah, sorry. And, you know, we, like, Wence alone was worth, you know, at least like a, you know, a couple wins in general. in general, but without

Quentin Nelson, we were like, I mean, that's, you know, hits the offensive line where we're thinking three, you know, almost three and a half wins. It could, it could swing the whole deal. And, you know, we're trying to figure out, I think, the kid from Jacob Eason, the Washington kid was the backup. And we're like, well, I mean, this guy, you know, you know, things are the things we think of to try

to get, you know, what are these guys worth and wins? That was kind of a big deal for us. And that's something that we can see, like a big key piece like that can swing. And if someone's out like that, we try to figure out how much wins they're worth and how much juice we got to put onto it. So, I mean, that's something that we kind of go into thinking about how to price it and,

you know, not get killed putting it back up after the fact. Like a team with no coach though yet. Like, what do you do? Right. So, like, somebody has New Orleans hasn't hired anybody. I mean, how fucking low can you put that total? I mean, like, the head of C South is a hellscape now. Yeah.

The first thing we thought of was the Panthers being an absolute, like, they're in like turmoil. I mean, even with rule. And, I mean, he might not even care about this season. Like, we didn't even know, like, I mean, it's three and, half like a you know it's that low enough pretty ridiculous so um you know we haven't gotten so far into like the team totals and stuff like that but yeah anything from a coaching standpoint you know quarterbacks big key defensive losses i mean that that all that stuff all goes into the into the melting pot for for the totals so one one example i could think off on the top of my head and i always would

wonder for someone like you who's helping set the lines so for the super bowl that the paters was in and then what the night before Malcolm Butler, that whole situation where he, like, whatever happened and he gets benched and it gets publicly out there that he's not, or it doesn't get publicly out there. Like, if you guys find something like that out, he basically suited up, but like they didn't let anyone know that he was being benched. Does that, like, if you guys find that out, like, does that automatically, like, change the total for you guys or if it's a big enough player where it's like, because they didn't

put it out there that they were going to sit him, but it's like, was evidence once once the game started like oh that's a rare instance. That's a really rare instance. You can't think of a lot of times where a guy's like, you know, he's a healthy scratch and he's one of your guys. It's like,

disciplinary. You guys are trying to get all the information here. No, sweat and no sweat. No. That's an unfair one, Nate. I'm going to say it's a. No,

it, in like, just as a small detail, like if like if you're looking at like a bunch of markets you know not just us but you know any competitors or whatever the case is like most of the markets will like be in line during a certain time of the week and it's fine but like I mean some guys like you know be weird though you know they'll jump out of line try to take a bed take you know take like a lot of people can get information jump out of line in the market and take a bunch of info on you know something

of that nature or maybe a quarterback being hurt or you know him getting in late on a on you know from a late night or whatever the case is. So, you know, that information has also inputted into the line as well if, like, bookmakers. Ball games now, like, ball games now are like, there's a ton of inside information in bowl games now with quarterbacks opting out. It's one of the easiest ways to make money if you find out about something. Yeah, the, the Memphis Hawaii Bowl was an absolute disaster. I mean, I think Memphis was like a five or five and a half point favorite. And then they figured out like the whole, like Hawaii, like one of the, I think it was, the whole Hawaii team, like just, like Todd Graham was.

I think was gone and the players did not care. Align flu. Like, if you just don't know, you just don't know, dude. Well, if you take a bunch of bets of like five, six, seven, like you just get eight up. Like you need to know that stuff so you don't get killed on the backside of it. Yeah. So like knowing that stuff, not only for the betters, but for us, I mean, it's, you know, handsomely important.

All right. Well, I asked Alan Berg this and we'll let Mo go after after this. But like, I can't remember what he said, but it was something along along the lines of, like, who, what fan bases are the most notorious? like shitty betters that you're just like these are suckers we got to factor this into the line like I know Cowboys are super public play so there's

there's an element with those games but how about fan bases in general? I okay so Cowboys was the first one to come to mind I think anybody that bets any Lakers games no matter what bad or good or not knowing if who's playing or not they might be up there with the worst I've seen and I watched a lot of Lakers bets yesterday

coming against the Knicks. And they got there somehow in OT, which was, you know, it was a bizarre game. But the Lakers fan base is a good one to book towards, but brutal to be rooting for. So I'll say L.A. is pretty tough. L.A. L.A. And now who's good? Who's like, man, these are pretty sharp cats here? Oh, man.

This can even be a feel. It can be a feel thing. You don't have to have numbers behind this answer. I think Seattle Seahawks fans probably are tough, but I think they know their team enough to bet on or against them. If that's weird. So they self-scout well. Are you a Niners fan?

I am. It's a very unfortunate deal, man. No, I mean, like, that's a pretty damn awesome team to root for. I mean, you could be a Lions fan. You could be a Dolphins fan, Jaguars. Bro, life is good. So, but yeah, Seattle Seahawks fans are smart. I feel like they're generally pretty intelligent.

And then they also kind of like you said, they're self-loathing a little bit. They know their team's habits. And they actually play both sides of it probably. Right. I mean, it's that unfortunate part is being a Niners fan respecting Seahawks betters is, you know, that's not. Tough for you. You know, my should be not my forte. But I see it on the screen.

I feel like it in my heart. I think they kind of got, you know, someone would have been understanding on as far as from a financial state on their teams. Yeah. That works for them. I got one more. Give him one more. One more.

One more question. Set in these lines. So, so I don't know if you can answer it or not, but what's the worst bet like you've seen like made and in your head you're like, this is terrible and it and it might have won. Maybe it was a friend's bet he showed you and you were like, no way in hell this is going to hit.

And then like it ends up hitting and you're just like, I'm sick to my stomach that that this actually hit. I think. Teasers? No, no, this is a, well, so the big deal was the Chargers Raiders game had they tied in the game that they would have both went to the playoffs. Yeah. You know, so, you know, that, we've seen a bunch of bets.

I almost bet that ties. He bets ties like every weekend and did not bet that one. Yeah, so he, so there's a, you know, a customer X who bets with us. He's all right. He's pretty decent, you know, better. And he bets the Jagger. money line. They beat the Colts.

Just a decent amount of money. So he bets Jaguars and then he bets Raiders, Chargers, tie, but not in OT, excluding OT. This is a go in the OTA. Oh, so he hit it. Oh, I look, and this is like the first thing I can remember.

I probably have a thousand that we could talk about after, but I remember seeing it hit the board. I said, there's no damn way. I mean, first of all, the Jags got to win as a 16 point dog. Like, I didn't even think about the tie. And, you know, I'm with a bunch of buddies at Topgolf. We're watching, you know, charge. I'm with Berg and a bunch of guys and we're watching Chargers Raiders.

And they're down by 15. I said, the only team that could come back and blow it is this Chargers team. Yeah. Which they did. And my man won this bed. And, you know, that was one of the ones. I was like, you got to be freaking kidding me. What was that?

I can't even hit two teams. Give me the ratio on that payout. Oh, man. I mean, it was six figures. He had it for six figures, man. He didn't bet much. honest. Mike on a parlay.

Good for him. You good for him. Oh, it was. Yeah. Great for him. Well, that was a whole different world. I mean,

we're at top golf. Like, we're not even in work. We're watching the game. And I said, this is bizarre, you know. Yeah,

but that, that, that Jags bet like against the spread. That weekend was just a no-brainer. No-brainer. Got to be kidding me. Money in the bank. Most of my Pearson.

Really appreciate you, man. And we'll get you and Alan on another time. and ask you some more tough questions, but thank you for your time. No doubt, man. You guys are great, man. I appreciate it. It's an honor to be talking to y'all, man. Dude, likewise, man. You're the guy behind the machine, dude. When I met Alan, when we met Alan, the first time we were like, holy shit, dude, this is so cool. This is cool. How do we get our money taken? Like, this is, how does this happen? Well, now we know. Oh, dude. Mo, thanks, dude. If you're in Arizona, Colorado, Indiana, New Jersey, Tennessee, or Virginia, and you haven't

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With the Pro Bowl on TV, Taylor was wondering if we could improve the Pro Bowl a little bit, right? Because what was it? Hockey's? Yeah, the NHL All-Star game with their skills. challenges. They just went all out. They had the mascots out there playing dodgeball and craps in the casino. They're on the Bellagio doing like target, hitting targets, shooting the puck. They just had a lot of really creative ideas and, you know, I was trying to think of

ways we could implement some of that into the NFL. I think we could do a lot of, a lot of stuff to improve the Pro Bowl. Honestly, like, I think players should be recognized whether or not like you think it's perfect or not is another thing, but I have no problem with them forming these teams. just like let's spin it into something that people will actually fucking watch man let's have aaron donald tackling fans i think i said it i think i said it before i think a version of the pump passing kick contest is very very like i feel that that would be entertaining like you said like hey who knows erin donald might be able to fucking punt the ball 70 yards right that would be amazing for a fan to see like because they don't know like a lot of us athletes we play different

position. Counterpoint better. If you don't want to get hurt. Yeah. Counterpoint better to see Aaron Donald punt a human being like 20 yards. Like 70 yards of football, pretty cool. Aaron Donald's surprisingly good at punting. But I would love to see him just kick the shit out of somebody.

That's what I'm saying. I want to see Aaron Donald tackle somebody in a no ball pit. No, what they should make. Like this is actually, hey, this is actually an idea. You know how they have in the arcade that punch machine? They should make a football bag that measures just like you're saying. Who punches the hardest? No, no, not punches.

Who tackles the hardest? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Run into the bag and they can scale that. And everybody's got to be drunk, just like when they punch the thing, dude. These are the things these guys are going to be doing in two years. When somebody at the league office hears this chatter, I think definitely punching bag at the bar style tackle machine, I want to see various players like bidders can get tackled by these players, like, you know, Terry Tate kind of situations. Oh, I think that would be good.

Yeah, like, but like, it has to be money on the line. Like get some regular people. Yeah. Like pros versus Joe's like that. I want to see an American Ninja Warrior pro bowl crossover of some sort. You know, put like 14 pro bowlers in a hotel ballroom. 14 pro bowlers in a hotel ballroom, one American Ninja Warrior. See what happens.

See what happens. Yeah. Or one of those, what about like the ultimate tag guys? What if they play tag against like one of those guys? Have you ever seen that? Perfect crossover. trick shots yeah like my homes dude perfect

CDs floppy discs like just I saw a guy on sports center today which is now what they put out on sports center is all like a kid doing the gritty walking out of the dentist office on Novacane or whatever he's like I'm like oh this is well I think I'll just catch some sports

let me log on to my Instagram and look at some sports on sports center Hey you know what's the land of Kenny Maine and fucking Dan Pat and Stuart Scott. You know what it's going to be. Scott Van Pelt. No, I got to look at some white kid doing the gritty walking out of fucking dentist office.

Look, you know what the future? You know what it's really going to be? It's going to be e-sports related and every guy you're going to have to play as your character like on the game and that's going to be the game. It's going to be a metaverse game. A metaverse pro bowl. It's going to be a metaverse game. Look, I had here in the notes, I would like to see QBs throwing footballs through city

escapes or off tall buildings. That'll be, I don't know about the insurance for that. Doesn't matter, dude. Football's unsafe. Welcome to the party, people down there in Manhattan. Like, just fucking, I want to see, yeah, I want to see Josh Allen standing on the Empire State Building and hitting like the Statue of Liberty because of, you know, the physics of the whole thing.

Even to take it one more, you know what they should do? The entire Pro Bowl week should be dedicated. they should have all the Guinness Book of World Records people there, and they should try to break every football record. Or just break every record. Like every record that they can probably present, like, hey, this guy can probably try this and do it. They should do that the entire week.

Chris Jones stacking plates. Like, to the moon, like fucking 30 feet of plates. Chris Jones. Guinness Book World Record holder. Johnny Heckler kicking babies. What? It's Hecker too. Hecker.

Johnny Heckler kicking infants. Or like toys. Like there's probably like, you know they had the obscure stuff. So like toy babies, like how far can you kick it? Like they'd be having Guinness Book of World Records for things like that. You just suggested that the NFL. Yep. You just lost the interview.

The NFL was like listening to this podcast and they were like, maybe we should hire these guys. Now we're not getting hired because you want to Johnny Hecker to kick infants. They like that type of satire in the NFL. All right, coaches playing football. That could be good. That's the big one. Anytime you can get coaches playing football, that's the best one.

Because there's a couple things here. One, it's funny as fuck to see older people do that high contact sport. Like, we take for granted how ridiculous it is that the sport even looks graceful. So, like, regular people playing the game. And then the dynamic of, like, they tell us what to do all the time. So let's see if you can set the edge. You know, like, let's see if you can. contain that fast DB coach that just got out of college. Let's see. That would be funny to

put some coaches like to the test. Dan Quinn trying to level Kyle Shanahan. Shit like that. I like Dan Campbell's odds in that. Dan Campbell would rake. He would destroy. Campbell versus Vrable. I would actually like to see like that lined up Oklahoma drill. If you had a Campbell Vrable Oklahoma drill could recreate the Big Bang. It's like a second Super Bowl. They would move it. They would move the Pro Bowl. They would give the Pro Bowl space.

Like the NFL would be like, oh, we got to move the Pro Bowl to March. Everything would move. The draft, it's in August. Like, just get it out of the way for Campbell and fucking, uh, and Rable.

In 2003, Sean McVeigh beat Calvin Johnson for Georgia high school player of the year. I know. I was like, I saw that on a graphic the other day and I was like, I know one thing I'm going to ask. Calvin Johnson this week? Who? What was it like to beat Sean McVeigh? I'll workshop that.

That would be a better question when Calvin comes on. In other news, what Chris just alluded to, we're going to have Calvin Johnson on the show on Wednesday. How about that? That's lit. That's lit. He's also lit. He's got a whole marijuana business as well.

Do you know that? I did know that. That's really lit. Yeah. Schwartz and Harbaugh? Yeah. Like fucking just mono-e-mono, the handshake part two.

like an arm wrestling competition between Jim Schwartz and Harbaugh? What about the older coaches? Like a shuffleboard match? Like Dick Lobo? You think Belichick is good as shuffleboard? He's probably nice. We'll find out.

I wonder what kind of obscure things like coaches are good at like that. They might not be good at. Probably not a lot because it's all they do is this. Yeah. Like I think when coaches retired, they're like newborn babies. Yeah.

They reenter society and they're like, I mean obviously one of the things I feel like they probably They live at the facility They probably could do right now And make some good money off of They might as well let the guys who really play golf And they think they're good

Just do a little golf tournament Yeah golf thing Fuck yeah do that whole thing Do the whole golf thing Yeah we could totally NFL Copyright Okay I just copyrighted that

And the NFL if you want to talk We're gonna have to do better than end racism But I will work with you On beating the Pro Bowl this beating the Pro Bowl Conquering this Pro Bowl problem that we have And here's the thing Never made one

So it's easy for me I'm not biased Right So I'm still of us There's two of us yeah Me and Nate never made them So we've been there to support We've supported

We've supported I got an idea now You've reminded you made me think of it With the golf We go to the Wynn Hotel Golf Resort Put an eight diameter net on every green and the kickers have to kick from the T-box

and basically play 18 holes or like a front nine of how you know how many kicks to get into that copy right that's pretty good yeah do that the only trouble is it have to be a par three course the whole way right no these kickers are professionals bro so like after how long is a part three like 170 yards or something

yeah oh shit you're right it'd be really fucking long guys that's a long kick i mean Johnny Hecker couldn't kick a baby that far Listen, I know golf. I watched the Masters last year periodically. You have a charity golf tournament coming up. I have a charity golf tournament. Michael Collins is my friend.

That's one. A charity golf. Page Sparonic. Page Sparonic's been on the podcast. I know golf. So how do you know where the nets are? You put the nets like in certain places like so it's suggestive where you hit to get there. I think he's saying the net is like the goal.

Like the goal is going to replace the cup. Kind of like Frisbee golf. You know, they have those chains. So kick it, let it roll. Wherever the ball rolls. That's your next spot. And then, yeah. Perfect.

Got it. Great idea. Fucking railroaded. All right. So you might have just made some money. Well, copyright. Copyright. Copyright.

Yeah, we should put out a tournament here. Boers has a par three course. We should, we should write some stuff down and ask them if we can do a sample, like, bit there to see if they'll let us. And we're just, all we're doing is we're kicking football. They might be mad, but like, I don't, I don't think a football. I don't think they would get mad. I don't even think we need to tell them. I think we just show up at the golf course in golf clothes,

and then we get bags and fucking balls and everything, and we go out there and we just kick a football around. Nobody just totally act like you belong. And you can do a lot of things if you act like you're supposed to be doing it. We might be able to sell it to them. Be like, yo, it's a whole package. We'll be the, like, we'll host these games if people want to come play. No, I think honestly what might happen.

as people see us doing it and just go home and get a football without saying anything just join us. I think you'd have the whole golf course playing football golf by the end of the fucking yeah, golf is frustrating. Football golf less so. When your business is starting its championship run, nothing matters more than finding and hiring the best team with Indeed, you have the power to build a dynasty by hiring more MVP's faster. If you're hiring, you need Indeed because Indeed is the hiring partner where you can attract, interview, and hire all in one place. Indeed partners with you on every step of the hiring process. Find great talent through time-saving tools like Indeed instant match, assessments, and virtual interviews.

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Let's do them. where we land on some of these extracurriculars. So we've got, Mickey Guyton is going to be your national anthem singer. Over under 95 seconds for the entire national anthem, start to stop. Talk about you. You says who? Mickey Guyton.

The young lady I played earlier. Oh, yeah, yeah. She's black. She's going over. She, counterpoint, she's essentially a country singer. Like a Nashville country singer.

I don't care. I don't, I actually think that overrides the, because I, you know, Yo, she's black. She has to showcase her voice. The only way you showcase your voice is you take those notes and you stretch them out.

Well, you're right. And a couple years ago, she really went for it on the free. And they went 131. It added like six seconds. But she was 123 at the National Memorial Day thing last year, dude. So I got bad news for you. I think she's laying a little country. And in the, since 2000.

Oh, so 123 is only 83 seconds. Yeah. So what's the number here? 995 seconds that's 1 minute and 35 seconds. I think we're under respectfully. Oh. Since 2004, we'll see. Only two singers have gone under 95 seconds. Are you saying that this is like some choice for her? What do you mean? Like she's like you gotta go over like yo she has to showcase her voice. This is the biggest stage.

Okay. Okay. I think I get the under because I think she's she's she's a Nashville chick. I mean, I'm not familiar with country, but the country, I guess country singers, they don't really, they don't hit those long notes. No, I remember last year when we had Jimmy Train on, I had the numbers on this. I had like country singers or XYZ. I just feel like she's going to play it straight. That's why I wonder if she's going to really hit the free that took her to 131. And even so, 91 seconds, that doesn't do it. Right, Reed? That's right. Okay. I feel like for me, bro, if you're a singer, you got to hit that free. So you get a, you get it like, it's probably on the crowd

because if the crowd starts like yeah it's like it like entices you so you think they just go off script sometimes hell yeah like you think you might be right if you I think if you're a singer like you feel it

like you feel it with the crowd in the mood maybe maybe a bunch of people aren't even in their seats yet while she's singing and she doesn't feel it can't with a duet though you can't if you have like backup singers no no yeah you can't you can't or you can and if you have good backup singers they have to follow along.

That's what backup singers are like scrambling dro wide receivers. And like you're betting on this trick being Patrick Mahomes. And I just don't think she's going to be Patrick Mahomes. I think she can get the ball out on time. My dad used to do flybys and some of the NFL games. And he said one time a singer went shorter than what the initial practice was because they practiced with the jets that do the flyby. No way.

Went shorter. So he was kind of like the score. squad leader and he just told everybody to book it and he said they flew over the state. I forget which team it was, maybe Tampa and he flew over the stadium and apparently everybody loved it, but they got in a lot of trouble because they just flew by so fast and like some car windows shattered in the parking lot. No. They were trying to get there in time.

Yeah. The shattering car windows because of the speed and like being low or just like? Yeah, just being like flying low and the speed with a hit trying to get there in time to line up with the singer. But also like this that speaks to the skill of those guys doing that because you know like they're they're literally doing they're doing the Patrick Homes thing.

They're off script. Yeah. The planes are off script. That's the thing. It is unpatriotic to go off script. I want to say this. If this young lady who is an incredible singer if she goes over I mean you have to think about her patriotism because

you know there are men in the sky. in very expensive airplanes going, and they got to go even faster if you decide to to speed it up. No, wait, so under is patriotic. Just being on time is patriotic.

Right, right. You know? You're like extending the plays. Just get the ball out. All right. Classic Gatorade bath. Orange has been the most popular color over the years.

It is the most popular pick again this year. There's also blue. No gate rate is an option and then green yellow is one option Something that we're familiar here with we are my thing with this is like the equipment guys if they're looking at this and they're just like you know what we're not putting any of these fucking colors out fuck everyone betting What happens with that? I think I would do that if I was like the equipment people should be at the very least enjoying this they have the world by the balls a little bit like they just got them right here and you know it could be blue could be,

they could dump like fucking, you know, they'll make it fun. Lemonade. You guys can speak to this. On an NFL sideline, how many Gatorade coolers of different colors are there?

Is each color represented? It's probably, I don't think so. No, the color that you did say, no. You said yellow. I said yellow Gatorade.

I know. Yeah. Look at that. Mostly green Gatorade. But yeah, I would say, green Gatorade and,

Gatorade. The two main ones. But you know what the problem is? They also have these mixes. You know the mixes that are like the in-between flavors? So you get some like, what is that? Like that's a cantaloupe. I don't know what color that is.

Fierce melon is really good. What is that? Yeah. So I don't know. Like we got it right last year. And I do like the fact that we're at least talking about this color because I don't remember if last year it said yellow slash green. Did we change the conversation?

We changed the conversation around this. this Gatorade. I think Sean McVeigh, like, he tells the equipment guys, only have water, I don't want that sticky shit on me after I win. You think he's not into having that, like, I think.

I'm just wondering why, but that sounded terrible. But yeah, you know, Gatorade's sticky, bro. Like, imagine him that poured on you? I never had it happen to me. It's hard to know. I got enough potassium for the day. Maybe they need to hit the guy in the head like they did Shane Beamer.

No, that's the other thing. With the man, oh my God. That should be a prop bet. Like, will the people, whoever does a gatory bad, will they hit the coach in the back of the head and or neck with the,

I'm imagining that written out in the book. Some guy squinting, some old guy in Vegas just squinting at that long ass. prop that. Boom. It's going to happen. Who will be the first to speak, sing, or rap during the halftime show?

You got Dr. Dre at plus 150, Eminem at plus 250, Kendrick Lamar plus 350, Snoop Dog, plus 180, Mary Jay Blige. It's going to be Tupac and a hologram. And he's L.A.

He didn't get a chance to do it. And we all know if Tupac was alive, I feel like. He would have been first in line. Yeah. First in line with his Rams jersey. Yeah. probably front and center performing.

So I think maybe they let him come out in a hologram and set it off and then go into it. So, Tupac to show up as a hologram. No minus 150. Yes. I'm taking the no, man. Because I was there at Coachella. I actually saw the hologram, the last five minutes of it.

Because I quit Coachella the last day. I've told the story in this pod. Just went way too hard. Just said uncle, sat alone. in this house in the hills, we rent it out all day and then got the urge to just go at the last second. Luckily I caught the last five minutes of, of that was a swing for the fences.

Like that was like, that was a power swing. That was a swing for the moon, dude. You don't try to just do the Tupac hologram again. It's not like people are gonna be like, he's back. It's too confusing. It's marketing, no. It's a different hologram, same guy, like we're just, it's marketing.

How many years ago was that? when you went. 2011, I think. So look, bro, it's showing 10 years now, showing these venues. Hey, look at our hologram now. Look at the progression. The way our holograms have improved.

Look at the progression of it. Will Snoop Dog smoke a blunt on stage? Yes. Plus 200. Hammer. Hammer. Okay, next. Hammer.

Next. Let's go, Snoop. First celebrity shown on Super Bowl broadcaster commercial. It's going to be in L.A. Tom Brady. Tom Brady. Tom Brady. And is that going to be your

NFT crypto commercial that we said the other day? Yeah, I think he's just going to rip it right off Matt Damon. Matt Damon. I think he's going to rip that straight off from Matt Damon. I do think like maybe the original master plan was

not a Twitter threat. It was a commercial at the Super Bowl. Here's a better one. Will Antonio Brown be there? And will they show him or go out of their way to show him on TV? They're going to show him in Kanye West and Julia Fox.

Yeah, they're going to look happy. Everybody's going to look happy. But you know that maybe people aren't, but everybody looks happy at the Super Bowl. Sunglasses, a lot of sunglasses. Sunglasses for that grouping were minus 450. Hey, what is the NFL? They just, why won't they just take the bait and give up with the marijuana and support? Probably not something we want to open in minute 90 here.

Right now? Yeah, no. Okay. Let's save it for next Sunday. Because the Super Bowl is just easy for them. Yeah, it would be easy. Smoke responsibly. They do the drink responsibly.

Just say smoke responsibly. You get so much cool points. So much cool points, I feel like. You're making a pun on like Super Bowl. Yeah. Super Bowl. The Super Bowl. Oh, that's a mismarketing opportunity, Nate.

That's what I had in my thing for Snoop Dog. Like, and you let Snoop do it. Have a funny commercial. Hey, guys, we know it's the Super Bowl. Yeah. Smoke responsibly. That makes too much fucking sense. It does.

So does marijuana being legal. Do you think Eminem is going to be aware? a Detroit Lions jersey. I don't think so. I think he's wearing, I do, I think he's wearing a Matt Stafford Detroit Lions jersey. Oh, that would be great though. I think if he wants to play into it and keep it on brand,

if he's a true fan, you guys, you can't be mad at, you can't be a fan of Detroit and feel some type of way. No, nobody's mad at Matt Stafford. Yeah, exactly. So you show it a little love and, hey, I could still rock my team. I don't have to be a poser and I'll rock. He's playing in the game.

I'll rock this jersey. It's like being mad at the, the one hostage they let free and you're one of the other hostages. Like nobody's going to be bad at Pat Stafford. Which company do you think is going to have the first commercial out of a game TV break? Pepsi. Pepsi. They got the big bucks. Pepsi's coming in strong. Yeah, that caffeine. Fax Business Journal says Pepsi's. Yeah, that caffeine. It's either Pepsi. It's either Pepsi or it's going to be some shit that none of us want to see. It's going to be something real serious. It's going to be Facebook with the new name, dude. Nah, it's going to be something serious,

like, and somber that, like, we don't like, it might even be PETA. Peter might sneak in there. You think PETA might just? They always do. Peter, like, PETA commercial. Here's who he did a commercial. Guy eating a steak. Yeah. Guy chewing his steak. Like, waitress walks up. Waitress slices his throat. Guy bleeds out on the table. Like, that's, that's what I imagine. If PETA could, Peter would. That would be a... What's the bad? What's the bad? Dude's a commercial we like, they kill him in that commercial. They don't portray it as she turns them to stone, turns the bartender to stone. I'm just saying that, yeah, that guy died.

Yeah, he's dead. That's what I'm saying. Like, I wouldn't put that commercial pass. I'm just saying, like, Peter would go hard in the paint with the, you deserve to die. Oh, no, yeah, they would make you feel real bad. That's the whole point. Do you think there's going to be a player that will have to tackle a streaker during the game? Yes, take that bet.

I think if there's a streaker, I think it's a streaker, I think it's. almost one of those things now, the players, like, you know you get the tee off on a random person and depending, like, I think if it's a male, like, I don't think if it's a female, but if it's a male and they actually get on the field after what happened last time and the cheers and the type of social media stuff that went on after Diggs tackling, I think someone would definitely, it's like, it's like open season. Well, I think here's what I think. We have the perfect storm for a streaker here. We have a Midwestern city, drunk white guys. right is since he's technically in midwest which makes no sense um and then we also have a community

of ticotkers out west the rams fans yep so we've got one side that just can't wait to just get on internet tv and on the other side you've got drunk white guys perfect storm i think you bet that i think you hammer it wherever you can get it and i the guy that has to tackle him i wanted to be Aaron Donald. I want to see somebody just like crumble. You know what I mean? Like I just want to see, I want to see the world realize

like what we're doing out there. Yeah. Stefan Diggs, like he tackled somebody that was cool and everything, but like Stefan Diggs tackled to you like, he catches football. And he's still a big athletic guy

relative to a guy walking down the mall. But he catches football for a living. He's not putting his face in the fan and trying to tackle anyone. I want Aaron Donald to rearrange some things. Yeah. You know what I mean? Or to see someone just get like,

message to America. You know that WWF clothesline? Just like a nice clothesline and get his feet in the air. Jalen Ramsey's going to be the one to deck the fucking streaker. That would be real good. No question in my mind. That would be real good.

I love Jailen Ramsey, dude. Me too. He makes me feel like the non-racist John Gruden crunching film. Like I just want to talk about Jailen Ramsey over film of Jalen Ramsey right now. Just the mention of Jalen Ramsey makes me football excited, dude.

Oh, man. He's just, and you know, I don't love a lot of football players. This guy's a DB for Christ's sake here. You got to see his, you probably enjoy it a lot if you haven't seen it. His million dollars worth the game. It's another podcast with like Gilly the Kid. How's this podcast game? It's awesome.

You know, like it. Yeah, and then he shows him around their house in Jacksonville, his house, and he's hilarious. That's good. He's a star, dude. All right, and he's going to deck the streaker. Hey, marketing. I want to give you a stab at the marketing stuff. You said you have some missed opportunities

because you, in the wake of making and I pitching some ads. Yeah. So like when my man pot roast with the Denver Broncos, read when he was in the Super Bowl, I think that crock pot, they missed a real good opportunity. Boy, they missed a fucking one right in the middle of the plate. Because, hey, everyone knows at the end of the day,

you can't cook a pot roast, a good pot rose without a crock pot. And then they have an Excel version, so they could put a market in on hit. Just like the George Foreman, Terrence Knighton, pot roast, like the Excel crock pot. Damn. You almost wonder what went wrong there

because you know there were some negotiations. We should ask. It should have been. We should talk to pot roast and see. And then obviously, no one knew until after, but like Tostitos and Victor Cruz, like salsa. Yeah, salsa. That's true.

It's never too late for him to get in the salsa game, but I feel like they're getting boxed out by guacamole. big avocado. And then also David Tyree football hat. It's been right there, dude. Just a hat with a football on it. Giants fans would wear that to games left and right. Think about

it. Those tactical flashlights that come on that are really annoying, those commercials for tactical flashlights. Oh yeah, I love those. They missed an opportunity with Ray Lewis from the Super Bowl where the lights went out. Oh. Ray Lewis Tactical flashlights. And

he's like, it's just low budget and he's just in that stadium. When the lights go out. It's on. I got my tactical flashlight. I don't know what the opposite of Velcro would be, but after the whole Janet Jackson debacle. Yeah, something, I thought about the Janet Jackson thing.

So something like, yeah, rip-proof, some type of fabric or something. It's weird to me that Heinz mustard never signed Heinz Ward who played at Heinz Field. It'd be too, maybe it'd be too confusing with the, name. Maybe what they did is they asked him to legally change his name to Heinz, like the German, because that'd be the only way that works, you know? The searchable stuff, like, would be all fucked up. The city of Omaha, Nebraska should have taken out ads during Peyton's two Super Bowls. Or the whole time, they just yell, he just yells Omaha. Or just put Omaha, now Omaha's got plenty going on. Don't get me wrong, but maybe they could put a billboard outside Omaha, like home.

of Peyton Manning and just see how long until they get soon or Omaha steaks you know about all my stuff yeah the ones yeah when I was in I didn't even know that they have like what do you want for dinner they have like pop-up shops like yeah where you could just go in there and order steaks yeah he's just yelling Omaha at his wife and children oh my ha ohma ha what's for dinner dad Omaha oh my house right at somebody at his dinner party party party at somebody at his dinner party Hey, I had a bad Uber situation the other night. Yeah, I think I had like a really awkward exit. First off, my Uber driver into the bar the other night said that people regularly

try to pick her up, which is a very bad thing and that does not surprise me. But I also had an Uber driver who is a male and says that he scores, so to speak, all the time with female passengers kind of telling him, hey, come to my house. Is that a thing that happens with Uber? No comment? I mean, I'm sure it does. You got to think about it.

You're a former driver. Have you heard about other people in the locker room talking about scoring on the job? There's no locker room, first of all. There's not? There's not a locker room. It's not like in the pre-seat. Like, people get to work and like they got a locker and shit.

But. Shows. I've definitely turned down some advances before in my Uber driving days. It's very noble of you. But it's something where like you got to think about. you're picking up a lot of drunk people. Yeah. And sometimes if your whole goal is to go out and get drunk and maybe get taken home or go home with someone,

if that fails, that might be your, that might be your half court shot. Guys shouldn't be taking that half court shot. I can't speak for women. No. Guys can't be taking that half court shot. It's dangerous. It's too. But the ride home is when things really went wrong for me.

I tried to talk to my Uber driver. Uh-oh. I wasn't that fucked up, but I just like, in my head, head I'm like yeah these guys and gals they don't want to talk to anybody right or it depends it depends so i'm trying to be nice he's a i'm a big guy getting an uber so i try to be friendly sometimes especially if somebody's going to feel like like a little bit like uh you know like the who's this meat head they're in my car they're definitely going to like break a window like latimer from the program or something and i don't look that way anymore but but uh i'm still tall tattoos so i'm trying to be nice

This college student, he's a history major. I'm like, fuck, dude. How do I talk to this guy about history? I'm hammered. Like, my house is coming up. We're coming up the driveway. And I ask him, well, what's his favorite kind of history? Oh, my God.

You know, I'm like, what's your favorite, like, thing to study? Which is like a very, I love history, actually. I'm doing the whole, I would like to do that as a major, but you motherfuckers read too much. Ha, ha, ha. And he doesn't really, like, laugh that much. I'm like, damn, we're not friends. So Hail Mary was, what's your favorite historical?

like time period and he's like uh and i'm uncomfortable pulling up the house and i'm like oh it's all it's all good man i know all of it fucking sucks anyways right like saying that like history is fucked up history is tragic it's very bad like history is be bad there are not a lot of good characters in history even the good ones what do you say and there's like a long silence and he goes i have no idea what you just meant by that and And I'm in my driveway now. And I'm like, well, what I met was that like, I asked you. And I just did it very like, because maybe he didn't hear me.

And I tried again, nothing, dude. And I was like scrambling for a word. And I think I misused the wrong word like to, to apologize. And I just shut the cab door, the Uber door. Sorry, sir. And I just backed away. It was like the worst Uber exit I've ever had. So to the history major who drove me home.

home the other night, I'd sincerely apologize, but I still contend that history, while it's really interesting to, and maybe this is what he took wrong, history is interesting as fuck, man, it just sucks. It's depressing. It's tragic. I mean, I mean to pissing your Cheerios, man. History is really a noble major. Guys, he probably rated me down. Guys driving Uber to pay off his student loans for his history major, and you tell him that history sucks. Well, no, I think it. I think he took it wrong. Like, clearly I had, here's the thing.

I had already laid out like I was jealous of your major, man. He knew I was a UVA student, so, you know, maybe he didn't think I was a total moron. But by the end of the ride, he hated me, I think, and I feel partly responsible for that. You got to look at your, you have to look at your Uber average to make sure it didn't go down. Well, it was a 493.

So you have to look at it. Which is not great, right? Some places it's not. but it depends on how it's all on how many read you probably don't even do uber you just cross country ski to the bar that's right so but if you had an uber if i had an uber you got an uber pull it out let's measure ubers let's measure ubers oh i got i got to add a tip here i'm gonna i'm gonna i haven't tipped him yet five's the best right yeah i'm gonna enter a custom amount i'm gonna kiss kiss up to this guy 10 dollars and can you leave a message no i wish i could i would

say no you gotta give the youtube you gotta give the youtube bad tell them to subscribe like and subscribe history doesn't suck and oh man my shit is terrible what's your shit it's four so oh my god he must have rated me like a zero it was 493 it's four nine now see it's four nine now yeah that happens bro he probably was like what what is what was that guy saying I just got 4-9-1 Okay, all right My shit is terrible I'm a 4-77

Damn dude you are just like What are you doing like here? No, to be honest though I have a 5 also All right All right You got two perfect ratings back here Both you guys

But how many rides and stuff like that What are you doing? What are you doing? Very kind of right I mean Not the wrong things I could see you getting a 5 Matt I can see you getting a 5

I could see you guys getting a 5 Not the wrong thing I'm actually surprised mine's that high I had a friend that I ordered an Uber for, and he puked in the back seat of it. How much they charge you, though, right? Yeah, but, you know, I sent the bill to my friend, and, you know, he paid me back. Yeah. But I think it was like $120 or something with that.

But, yeah, I'm surprised at it. I remember that now. It was like a couple years ago. So the reason why minds is bad, I'm notorious. I am very, very notorious at, like, cancel an Uber. It's, like, once they got there. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like that, and it happens sometimes.

It happens sometimes. And they get paid anyways. Yeah, like you think you're ready. Just be communicative. Exactly. You think you're ready to go and maybe you're not. I like to say down in five guys. Yeah.

I'm sure people get left outside the casino a lot. Uber like Uber guys. Yeah, I'm ready to go. I don't know, man. But I just, I want to apologize to the Uber community for my rating. I also want to apologize to redacted for the show I put on last night. I don't think it was that bad. I think of the history thing just that's where we went sideways.

My favorite part of history, personally, World War II, when we were fighting the Nazis. Good times. Except our military was segregated. A lot of positive changes came out of that, though, as like soldiers in the World War II saw the way that they were being treated as equals in Europe and then brought some of those changes back. It's part of what launched the Civil Rights Movement in the 50s. Well, there we go. So, fuck yeah. Nail on the head here, World War II.

I wasted my college majoring in history, unfortunately. How many pages a day, you think? Because this guy said maybe 80 to 100. Easy, yeah. But I think, honestly, I could read it 80 to 100 pages a day if it was my J-O-B. Oh, you definitely fucking could. I would love history. I would go back to college, man.

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