Green Light with Chris Long - Will Compton! NashVegas, Draymond’s Podcast & Situational Dad Codes. Short Kings Draft.

Episode Date: June 14, 2022

(2:18) - Layup Line and Short King Recognition. (6:21) - Will Compton Talks Draymond Green’s Podcasting During the NBA Finals, Future Situational Moments as a Dad, NashVegas, Best Midwest Cities, Fictional Soccer Career and Chris Invites a Special Media Guest on to Meet Will. (52:48) - Chris, Kyle and Dr. Fax Draft Short Kings. Green Light Spotify Music: https://open.spotify.com/user/951jyryv2nu6l4iqz9p81him9?si=17c560d10ff04a9b Spotify Layup Line: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1olmCMKGMEyWwOKaT1Aah3?si=675d445ddb824c42 Green Light Tube YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/GreenLightTube1 Green Light with Chris Long: Subscribe and enjoy weekly content including podcasts, documentaries, live chats, celebrity interviews and more including hot news items, trending discussions from the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, NCAA are just a small part of what we will be sharing with you. https://www.greenlightpodcast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Tennessee, y'all, 2. 1-800-9-9-7-89. Welcome to the Greenlight podcast. Cowboy. Today is Will Compton Day here at Greenlight. The boy joins to talk Draymond Green podcasting during the NBA finals. Him and Chris have a discussion about whether that's distracting to his play or not. Then we go through some future situational dad moments for both Will and Chris.

I want to see how they react in certain inevitable future situations with their children. and at the end it's Chris Kyle and Dr. Fax drafting Short Kings. You've waited for a while and here it is. You all enjoy. Welcome to the podcast. I'm your host Chris Long. I've got Dr. Fax with me. We're going to have Will Compton joining the podcast.

This is the most professional open I've ever done. I'm going to move this bad boy along. Get to Will Compton. We're going to talk about the Draymond Green debate. We're going to talk about Omaha. We got a little Omaha Midwest talk in there. We got some fatherhood talk. And speaking of that, I got another new father in the building today following Will Compton,

Kyle Long, my brother, who is a dad as well. Maybe we'll talk a little fatherhood, but we're definitely going to do the short King's draft. As promised, I didn't want to have to make you wait a long time. I wanted to be a really short time that you had to wait. So as promised, facts, myself, Kyle, all tall kings, going to draft some of our favorite short kings. Should be Short King Awareness Month. What month is this?

June, we're in June. I can tell because there's nothing to fucking talk about in the sports world. We're going to do a short king draft, and this is hereby considered Short King Awareness Month, June. Just a heads up. June is Pride Month. So you have a point. And so I hear by slide Short King Awareness Month to July.

All due respect to July 4th and all that sort of thing. Perfect. Do you want to hit us with a layup line also? Yeah, sure. We'll do a layup line. Do you have any songs about short people? How about a short musician? I heard John Prime being talked about earlier.

How about Bob Marley? Five eight. Oh, he's five eight. Giving away your big board, Kyle. There's some other greats. There's a perfect song. Perfect song, we'll go short people by Randy Newman. They got little hand, little eyes.

Walk around telling great big life. They got little nose, tiny little teeth. Sure. Nice. It's perfect. Yeah, there's a lot of short musicians to choose from. I didn't want anybody to feel slighted. So let's get to Wilcompton, who's a medium king.

I think he stands about six foot one, although he looked like a short king standing shirtless in that bay when he was in Charleston. If you know Wilcompton, he's on bussing with the boys, go give him a follow. He's one of my favorite young people in sports media, very talented, very funny. So without further ado, Wilcompton, and then Dr. Fax, Kyle Long, myself. Stick around. The right draft pick can take your team to the playoffs. and beyond. When you're scouting prospects, you need a powerful partner. You need Indeed.

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We've been to the bus, Nate. Yeah, we were at the bus, man. That was great. Good times on the bus. Will Compton's with us. Will, I haven't seen you since we came to Nashville, which feels like five months ago, but it was like about a month ago.

I know, but look, man, at the end of the day, the way our friendship is kind of like weirdly flourished, we've only seen each other one time. I do feel like we are hanging out at least once a week, whether we're on the internet or shoot each other text messages. Like, we're always livin. I know.

That's why we got to get to Nashville for play, not for business. Dr. Fax and I. Yes. Yes. Yeah, definitely. Nashville is a fun place. I've been to Nashville for a bachelor party before. Well, that's what happens there. Yeah, and a lot of bachelor at parties actually. I noticed that as well.

Oh, buddy, number one bachelor's capital in the world. Why is that? Why is that? Because chicks in Tennessee get married a lot. They cycle through, so it just they lead the league. It's a volume. They're like volume scorers. Yeah, dude, it's like a merry-go-round. You put a quarter in. It's a different group every week. Dr. Faxx, you would have a great time here. You're like, I saw that Bachelorette party. I saw that bride like two years ago here with the thing on her head. Well, what is it about line dancing that chicks are like, yo, let's go do this.

It's not just line dancing, dude. That's what it seems like. He thinks it's line. Bro, Nashville, it's like Nashville. It's like Nashville, man. Like, you know, you go to Vegas, like you know your club all the time and I feel like like chicks do that. Everybody does that, right? Yeah.

But you go to Nashville, like women love country music. They wear the skirts. They love the boots. They want to get a pair of boots when they're there. They want to get a little hat. You can't really do that everywhere. That's why I feel like Nashville is like a vibe for a lot of people. Nashville's also fun for people of all ages, I feel like.

You could be drinking next to a 65-year-old man and a frat kid. You know, like the same bar. It's not, it's totally, it's age-appropriate no matter who you are. That begs the question. I was going to ask you later in the show. Nebraska, dude. Omaha, you know, takes center stage here in a couple weeks, right? Or I don't even know when the fuck.

Now that Tennessee's out doesn't even matter, doesn't it. Which is a bummer, dude. I hate that Tennessee's out. You love or hate that team. I feel like they like pioneered this fun vibe of just like when Mike Concho, whatever that dude's name is, Jordan, I forget his last like when he goes yard and just beats his chest, throws the bad down, flips off coaches. Like guys guys want to decapitate those boys with the, with the baseballs.

They break so many unwritten rules. I mean, these guys have so much fucking sauce. It's incredible. And ironically, I remember watching, I've watched really three. I don't want to be a poser. I'll just tell you I am. I've watched a few games this year and I watched fucking Tennessee

and I was like I'm in love love at first sight Virginia got eliminated I'm like I'm riding with the vols and then I watch Notre Dame and I'm like they are the polar opposite when they do something good they do like a business like handshake and Tennessee's out there flipping off the outfield they're fucking doing bat flips the whole

thing so to get beat by the business suit guys is a real twist of the knife yeah like it just sucks because they were they were rolling this year and we got to interview the head coach of Tennessee who's an awesome dude, Italian, got thrown out of games. Like, you just know, Chris, like, and you two, Dr. Paxx,

like being on a team where you guys have that edge to you and the coaches bought in and everybody's vibing like that in the dugout, like, you would be, that's the team you want to play on. Yeah, that's a different vibe. That's an electric vibe. So where does Omaha rank when it comes to Midwestern cities and towns?

Because people rave about this Omaha place. I feel like you're a fucking, you have a, you know, a 500 level degree in the Midwest. And now it depends. Like, people have different ideas about who is in the Midwest. So who's in that conference, bro. What are the parents? Are we including right?

The Ohio's in the world. What is the best city surrounded by corn? I'll rephrase it. Now we're talking. I do think now that I'm thinking about it, there's, man, there's some not very good cities surrounding by corn. but you got to go in Nebraska. Like what are you got some places in Iowa?

You got some places in Kansas. What about St. Louis, man? What about the, what about the others? Right up north from you, brother? But you said surrounded by corn. You said surrounded by corn. That's a lot of corn for my palate. So is there more corn in Nebraska?

You guys have even more corn there. Oh, bro. There's way more corn than there are people in Nebraska. I think that's a, Dr. Fax, I think that's something you need. Omaha, Omaha Steaks. biggest steak, one of the biggest state companies. Hey, you got to have cows if you got the stakes, right? You got to have cows.

Yeah. Have to. Omaha's a good vibe, though. Like, yeah, you get outside of Omaha or Lincoln, it is truly all corn. I'm talking towns where there's 200 people in the towns, 100 to 200 people in the towns. You'll just go by, you'll just go by a stop sign. There'll be one stop sign in the entire town. It'll be a straightaway, and you'll drive to the town.

They're everywhere in Nebraska. So you get outside of Omaha or Nebraska or Omaha or Lincoln, it is all. corn. I will say Omaha is a good variety of places to be. What I mean by that is, you got kind of like a cityish vibe, but it's like, it's weird for me because growing up in Vantara, like a small town of Missouri, St. Louis is like the biggest city I had ever seen. Then you go to Lincoln or Omaha. To me, I felt like it was a city vibe, but a lot of dudes from like actual cities are like, dude, this isn't a city whatsoever. So you kind of get like a cool, a younger metro type vibe in Omaha.

Like you might think of Omaha, Nebraska, think of like a lot of corn and stuff. But really, I mean, you can do a lot of different shit there. Like, you've got the College World Series. One of the best. Have you been there for the College World Series? Have you been there for the College of World Series? Yes, bro.

It is incredible. It is incredible. Give the syllabus to the people that are making that pilgrimage this week. So, yeah, it would be great to catch a game. It's always good. All the boys are in town. You want to go catch a game with the College World Series. If I'm going on the College World Series.

But you don't need to go to the game to have a reason to go to Albaugh during the college World Series. Like there's so many things going on in, yeah, there's so many things going around in the city. And dude, I'm telling you, like, I'm not saying it's the Nebraska fan base, but the hosting that Nebraska people do. Yeah. For people that come in the city or come in the state.

Yeah. It's top-knots, bro. I'm talking Midwestern hosting. Yeah. Like, it's all the great people. They love to host, man. They love it, bro. They'll tell you where the Ace Hardware story.

is. I don't know if you guys have Ace Hardware stores. But, you know, like Appleton, when you go to stay in Green Bay, I mean, they just, I feel like everybody's so nice. If you go to, if you go to, and are these Midwestern cities even, should I make sure of that? I don't, you know, to me,

that's North, bro. You can go to Green Bay, Wisconsin, like, that's the North. But they're just Midwesterners with more clothes on and less corn. Yeah, but they love to welcome you. They're a hosting ass people, dude. I was going to ask, where did you feel the most at home as a visiting NFL player? You didn't feel threat.

As a visiting NFL player. Yeah, like nobody's going to beat me up for playing on the other team. I'm not going to go to Dave and Busters and catch static from a local fan. That's a good question. I mean, you brought up a good point with Green Bay. Like, who, let's name some, let's name some, let's name some organizations. Name some organizations, Matt. And I'll tell you.

In Seattle, I'm in Seattle, I feel pretty safe. I feel pretty safe. That's a good one. They're going to be so loud, but I'm not afraid of them. But there's something, yeah, something about people not being, like, too scary when it's raining out either. Oh, no. You see the fan standing in the rain, just like, why are you guys standing in the rain?

I got a fan tossed out of that field. I snitch on a lot of time. Seattle's like the clean, the Seattle's like the cleanest city, too. You know what I mean? Like, you're excited to go playing for all those fans, but you're not, there's no fear. Yeah. It's like, oh, we get to witness this. Like, you go to Philly or some of these other spots.

It's like you're hype because you know like you're in danger. Dura cell. You could get hit with a Dura cell. Yeah, yeah. Like you have to like protect yourselves when you go to Philadelphia. Seattle, you're excited to see the 12th man because you know they're going to be loud, but you know they're just going to be proud and nice people. I feel like we're forgetting one.

There's got to be Indianapolis. Oh, yeah. You go to Indy. Everybody wants you to go to Indy so bad that lives in Indy. Yeah, dude. Well, I mean, the clan and stuff. Gary, Gary, Indy is kind of, you know, That's like South Chicago.

Shout out, South Chicago. I know, but I'm talking about Indiana. I'm talking about Nap City. I'm talking about when you go to Nap City, they were so fucking excited to have a Super Bowl there. And I don't blame them. Yeah. You know, playing for the Titans, like Indy kind of, you know, there's the rivalry

between Indianapolis and the Titans. For y'all. You know, there's not like it's hostile, but I wouldn't put them in the category of nicest fan base. Yeah. So we have a big debate here today. Skip! So we got Skip and Shannon.

Who do you want to be? Who do you want to be? Shannon or Skip? Dude, like, honestly, I vibe with Skip. I love how he trolls everybody. And I'm all about that because he's just like, he's going to die soon.

And it's like he's gotten to the point to where he just doesn't give a fuck, even more so than he did when he was younger. You know what I mean? Speaking of, hey, speaking of media legends, I have a special guest for Will Compton. Oh,

this is this. Yes, there he is. Hey, Will, here he is. I delivered him. on a silver fucking platter. What do you want to say to this guy? Man, I'm caught off guard. I don't know what to do. We're in the lab right now.

That's all right. I just, I just wanted to join since I'm a regular of this show. And I just wanted to hop in and say hi to Chris and the gang and Will. Rich, how are you, man? I know you, I think you hit the Zoom link. I think this is for the hit you're doing on our show later this week. Yeah. Oh, that's right. My bad.

My bad. My bad. It's just a pop-in. But we're going to set up something regular. You and I, Chris. Okay. Great. For me coming on, who on your show gets a car?

Oh, yeah. And Dr. Fax gets a car. Oh, great. Yeah, Dr. Fax gets a car, dude. Let's go. Yeah. And a pack of Cors light. And a pack of Cores light.

I just wanted to put you guys in the same room, so to speak, because there's been a lot of chatter. Are we going to get Rich Eisen on the bus soon? What's going on here? I think that's the biggest question. At the end of the day, it comes down to our producer is he's got a truck on the line. If Rich is sitting on the bus and we have a podcast, he gets a Chevy Silverado. And it's ultimately, it's ultimately after Rich, but I feel like he's not going to be coming on until 2023. Is that fair to say that?

Well, well, here's a deal. Like I said, over and over and over again. there's got to be a motor under that hood of the bus. Because again, when Taylor first told me that you guys were starting your pod, I'm like, great, just take the, you know, when you got the bus coming to Los Angeles, I'll hop on it, I'll do it anytime. And he tells me there's no motor on the bus. And I'm like, then why a bus?

And I still haven't really gotten a good answer. Like to this day. You know how some people do train cars as like guest houses and shit, Rich? Yeah. It's the same thing. It's just the same thing. Okay, well, but I have spoken to Taylor and negotiations are underway. They're high level.

They're high level. But like all negotiations, they're fragile and can go in any direction. And now there's this Chevy Silverado on the line. There's a lot of pressure. There's a lot of pressure. And I think we're all feeling it. But it might just have to be to start just one conversation like this. as you know, I've already

I've already taken you aside on my Twitter feed, in a video. Did you take him? Where did you take him, Rich? He took me on a walk, dude. I took him on a walk. I feel like I'm doing that right now. It was the nicest walk I've ever been on. It was the nicest walk I'd ever been on, Chris. I gave him like a compliment. He said, well, let's go for a walk on.

Hey, Rich, why don't you hit my line later? We can figure out the next hit that you're going to be doing on the show. but I just wanted to you guys catch each other and maybe work it out one day. Will, I'm a big fan, Will. Big fan. I appreciate it. I'm just happy you're aware of who I am now. I know you and Taylor really went in on me in the beginning.

Like, it's Taylor-Wan's podcast with some one of his friends or buddies. That was funny, dude. Well, he is a comedian. It's two comedians here, you guys. One of these days, one of these days. Rich, I'll see you later in the week, man, okay? Okay, brother. I'll text you later.

Yeah, we'll talk tonight. I'll be back on. Anytime you need me, man. I love you, Rich. Okay, love you. I love you. I love you too, Rich. All right.

Hey, dude, that popped into my head like 10 minutes before you came on. And I was like, I got to see if Rich, he left his kid's graduation to do that, dude. That's why he's on his cell phone. So we're going to get, I'm trying to put pressure on Rich to come on the bus because this would be one of the most watch. episodes of all time. Oh, bro. If Rich came on the bus, I think it would be, there's a lot of anticipation building up now that there's some history with Rich and Bus with the Boys.

We got some video. But dude, I would love that more. He's legitimately a legend. Yeah, he's funny. We got some video evidence. He might have made a mistake, but did he just like potentially throw me a free car? No. I said car.

Any fucking car, dude. Any car. I didn't say a Chevy Silverado. I don't have that. I don't have that bus and money over. here, bro. Hey, Chris is going to get you a hot wheel. Exactly.

Doll hairs. Hey, all right. So, Will, the big question is, should Draymond Green have a podcast? Will and I, we teased a little bit of this argument and like good content creators. We didn't go all the way in.

Where are you on Draymond Green's podcast? Because I was, I said, I woke up, I think, the morning of game four and I said, dude, I am so tired of hearing about people talking about what a distraction,

Draymond's podcast is. and how it's affecting his play. If you can't do a podcast after the game, you shouldn't be able to do media, like period, because they're the same amount of work and presumably time and distraction. Do you think so?

You think you work the same amount of getting ready for a media interview that you do on your podcast right now? No, I don't. No, I don't. But have you listened to Draymond Green's pod, Will? Yeah, I'm a fan of Drayman. I want it to be clear that I root for Draymond on his podcast. Got to get that.

Yeah. He's a, he's a genius doing this right up to the, that's where the, that's where, like, you threw that out there and you're going through everybody like Rambo and Vietnam. You're ready to, you're ready to say what you said. And whoever's in the comments, sit this one out, bud. Where's the issue? Where's this?

Where's that? All I said was it can potentially affect his play. Yeah. I believe that doing a pod while, like, legit, while you're playing can affect your play. because my man doing a podcast immediately right after the game, that tells me and shows, like, it shows you that you can be thinking about that in the second half of the game.

I know it does for me, like experience on my hand, like, when I went to the Raiders and we're still doing the pod, and I'm getting asked about the podcast from Coach Masaccia and, hey, what are you thinking about doing? And anytime we lost or any time there was something, like, you just felt this sense of like, I don't know if this is the best idea because how it can be portrayed. and if I'm like there's there were times like when I played like when I got too much when

when Twitter had consumed me too much I've talked about this on the pod where I was playing in a Thanksgiving game and I missed a couple of tackles in a row on Ezekiel Elliott and instead of me thinking and getting back to my composure and everything else all I was thinking about is man I wonder what Twitter's doing right now because I had spent time going back and forth with people on social media so I feel like that can be the same thing like if he's doing a pod right after the game like it all just depends on where his mindset is. At the end of the day, bro, to me, if you're trying to straight win a championship, be the best athlete on the floor, win a championship with your teammates,

like, you know what it takes. Like, winning takes what it takes. Like, you have to be fully there and you've got to, like, eliminate whatever distractions you can, handle your distractions. But you're picking and choosing, but where I have a gripe here is you're picking and choosing distractions. Not only you're dealing in hypotheticals, like, you're, you're, hypothesizing that Dremont's play is being affected by just by talking about it because like

you're speaking from your perspective and I can respect that as I sit here if somebody asked me Chris could you do this like it's not a trap it's not me walking into a trap argumentatively to say fuck no I wouldn't do it because I'm different than Dremont like I can't handle it I wouldn't be able to handle it I don't even I don't even know I don't even know if I could play in the NBA fucking sport with no helmets like where I you know like I have damn near social social anxiety fucking meeting the fans of the game. I wouldn't want to be that famous, period. So I have no idea how he handles it.

But if you listen to his podcast, it's 21 minutes long. It's literally much different than URI's podcast. You're booking guests in advance. You're thinking about content. You know, it's almost like in college when they told us back in the day, hey, for every hour you spend in the class, you got to spend two hours prepping. And we looked at our fucking schedules, like, where are those hours?

but that's how doing our kind of podcast is. Draymond's podcast is 21 minutes of, this is what happened to the game. I listened to it the other night. It was Steph Curry's great for 10 minutes. He does that at the podium every night, right? Then it was Andrew Wiggins played awesome, thrown an anecdote.

Then it was seven minutes on a, you know, like a masterful. I'm a team player. And when I got benched, I was all about the team. Like, I'm okay with being benched. Steve did a great job benching me. I hated being benched in the moment because I'm a competitor. But I thought if you were going to show a kid what to be like after your worst moment, I thought Draymond's pod was really good.

Now, that doesn't answer the distraction end of things. But you've been on team buses on the way home, 21 minutes of his time. How long are guys on FaceTime with random chicks? How long are guys playing video games on the back of the bus? How long are dudes like fucking scrolling through Instagram? It's your 24 hours. everybody's spending it haphazardly from time to time.

I think Draymond having the number one sports podcast in the game, he's helping himself but he's also helping other guys by cutting out the middleman and I think that's why there's a lot of tension from the media. At the end of the day, I think he does a good job of helping us athletes find an avenue to control our narrative. What do you think takes longer, Will?

You tell me, and I cut you off earlier, so finish your thought, but my fault. But like, what do you think takes longer, waiting for Clay Thompson to finish his interview, shuffling up to the podium, shuffling off the podium, walking back to the thing, or 21 minutes in his hotel room.

I know his producer. I talked to his producer a few weeks ago, Jackson. I know, like literally he's hitting record and then, you know, he's hitting stop, and then Jackson has it for the night and he goes to bed.

Like, I know it's that easy because it's not really an in-depth pod, right? Like, it's kind of child's play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I agree with the stuff you're saying and the way you talked about his last seven minutes of like somebody you want to handle their self after their worst moment.

I agree with all that shit. I love that Draymond has a podcast. When I'm responding to your tweet, it's all in, can it affect your play? And I do believe that having a podcast and doing this stuff, whether or not like people that are scrolling on their phone

or talking to their, talking to chicks, like that can be, it's like, okay, well, is there a bad relationship going on with the chick? Because you might be thinking of a situation

that might happen with you and your relationship going on. But if it's just a casual phone, call. Like, that's not a distracting thing. Yeah, but who's to say his shit is distracting the podcast? Yeah, who's to say that? You know what I mean? Like, how do we know? I'm saying it can affect your play. Because at the end of the day, you're trying. I agree with you. What do we mention as

what's being affected by him? Because right now it's not like he's playing that well. No, it's not. But if you look at statistics on when he did a podcast in the 24 hours after the game and when he waited 24 hours, he's averaging the same. Here's the thing about Draymond Green. Draymond Green's career average is like damn near triple singles. Like his finals average, I have it right here, is 12, 9 and 6, 31% from 3.

He's 8, 7, and 6 right now. He's in this playoffs. Now, the finals have been a lot worse, and they brought that average down. But honestly, he's never been an offensive player. And when you watch him right now, yeah, he's not who he was earlier in his career, but he's been pretty good in the other phases of the game. Like, Jalen Brown's really good, and he's going to get some shots up over him. Like he's had to guard Jalen Brown.

He's had to guard Biggs, the Robert, what's his name? Robert Williams kid. He's got a really challenging gig. I just think, and another thing is on top of that, Draymond Green, we're talking about Draymond Green's podcast. What are we not talking about until Steve Kerr benched Draymond Green? We're not talking about Steve Kerr in a negative light for the deficiencies in his game planning and how he's managed games.

You're not talking about Clay Thompson struggling. he's kind of taking those bullets and yeah I agree like you or me it would probably distract us totally but I don't think it distracts him for whatever reason and like part of that is I've listened to podcast I hear his voice like he's

not faced like either that or he's the best poker player of all time the guy's mom tweeted at him how bad he was playing he was like my son's playing so you think he grew up in a household where he's rattled by shit dude you know I just think he's the rare kid that can pull this off do you guys that can pull him Do you guys maybe think that your anxiety comes from that being on a football team,

it's way more people to kind of wonder, even if someone, even if you addressed the whole entire team and the majority says, you know what, we don't mind if you do this. Like, is it the anxiety just being like, yo, there's probably two guys that probably hate this. They hate that like I'm doing this. Yes. And we're on a basketball team.

And also, you know football. It's way more of a, it's way more of like you have to sacrifice from the logo type of thing. Like I feel like the NBA, I was trying to talk with JJ about it on our, on our episode, but it was like, do you feel like, because JJ was doing his pod while he was playing as well? Like, do you feel like NBA guys are way more independent than like football players? Because as, yeah, you're right. You're right on walking in and thinking like our guys thinking about me doing this podcast while I walk in. Because you see the sacrifice it takes to be on a football team.

Like to get ready for Sunday, all the sacrifice from Monday all the way up until Sunday, you see what guys go through to where you just feel like the anxiety of everybody's looking at everything you're doing all the time. The front office, the head coach, everybody is. So I do think it is a different dynamic in the NBA for sure. I guess exactly what I'm speaking to is the fact of like if we're talking about just winning the game and doing one thing, I'm not necessarily thinking of all the media stuff. I know and I agree that you're right. Like I wouldn't be able to do what he's doing.

You're saying you wouldn't be able to do what he's doing. He does seem to have like a way mature, way more like a way more polished mind to handle some of this stuff. But it's like I'm sitting back and thinking like, all right, you know, you get bench in the fourth quarter. And yeah, like you might argue that it's not a distraction. But why give anything a chance to breathe at all when you're in the finals? Like if in football you had a best of the three or best of five type scenario. And let's say you could handle it. Chris, like if you just got benched and had a bad day.

And again, I'm not saying, you. you don't do this. Like I just think there are a lot of variables. I'm just strictly talking about winning the championship, like winning the ring, focusing on one thing, like telling everybody else to, you know,

fuck off and just like, so you're fully immersed in it. Like to me, I'm giving the media, whatever I got to give them. Like, I'm just showing face and doing my thing in front of the media.

But it's like, yo, if I'm going to go back, I'm going to watch table myself. And I'm not, again, I'm not saying, this is what he needs to be doing.

I'm just talking about winning. Like, I'm just talking about, you are in the height of, of everything. thing like this is what every team i mean he could be in the norma text while he's podcasting you don't know that he could be podcasting he's not he's not being a he's not maybe he's right he's not being right he's right he's rising rest ice elevation what rest we all know that we all know the rice method is yeah

maybe he's doing the rice dude see this is the thing like and this is where i get into it with fans and just you know for me i was like damn well you can't really think this all the way but it sounds like we're closer to each other than we think on this but like you know some people are like he should not be doing 21 minutes of a podcast. When I know for a fact as a professional athlete, like I filled the day up with things that I could do to get myself better. But honestly, I had 21 minutes to scroll Instagram.

I had 21 minutes and football is way more homework intensive. There's a lot of guys who do Twitch and they game. Like they get online, they game for three hours and they're going live and they're speaking. So I don't really see the difference. Like I just think it's just new. I think it's who he is. It's new.

And yeah, it's definitely who he is. And I think he's using that all to his advantage. And at the end of the day, we're all talking about it. It's one of the number one podcast right now. And at the end of the day, like, this is what you want. People in their bubbles on Twitter and on timelines, they get to, these are the same people that didn't know Jim Rome had a fuck ton of money. Okay. So we're sitting.

We sit here in our echo chamber, which I, you know, I hate the way that the word is used sometimes. But we are all just like in our. own world and we're like this is all we're talking about on Twitter is Draymond. There must be a meeting going on somewhere in San Francisco right now or at the team hotel in Boston. They're not thinking about us at all. They're not watching TV. They're not listening to this podcast. They're not listening your podcast. They're focused on the finals. Yeah, well, I don't think they're all bar stools guys. I don't know. I don't know. So they're focused on the finals. And, you know, I do think that like when you one thing I was going to mention was after the game

Steph Curry was asked about Draymond. You read body language and stuff. If it was a distraction and he was resentful of Draymond's efforts or didn't think he could handle it, you know, then I think we'd notice. And I think the same. Yeah, I think you'd see it. And I also think some people are just, I think he's just playing bad. I think he's just getting fucking locked up.

And I think, you know, their offense is different. They're making them getting their half court shit. And he's just not, he's not doing the four on three bullshit or whatever these basketball heads are talking about like their two, three zone or not, you know, transition. Yeah, when they blitz him, JJ, JJ was on TV this morning saying, you know, the problem with Draymond is the way that they're

guarding these guys. And, you know, like it's a different team than it was. Another thing is this, Will, Draymond hasn't been this deep in the playoffs in three years. So, you know, he's 31 years old. He's that type of undersized big that doesn't age that well. Like, this could be just, he's just running out of gas

and he didn't know that he was going to run out of gas in the finals. There's a hundred things we can point to all I'm saying is I the first one for me is not a 20 minute vlog I've never said that word from the hotel as a as a listener of his pod and again I think it's an awesome podcast two pods ago two pods ago he had mentioned how outside noise he had let it affect his play because he was mentioning that like I don't know if I let external things affect me blah blah blah so I like uh just to like draw a box of what I'm speaking to with it it's it's like if I was sitting there and it was just me and Draymond or me and any athlete,

and I'm for whatever reason, a sports mental coach. And you're just talking about the solo goal of winning and stuff. And how can we do, you know, how can you do that better? Like the dudes who are playing, who are streaming, playing Twitch,

guys, same to them, right? Yeah, it's even the same to them. It's like, you know, what are you doing to maximize all this stuff?

Like, that's why I just say, it just depends. Are you talking like multiple times a day? So, whoa, were you not paying? Were you not spraying the walls at the team hotel ever?

Oh, you got to get the anxiety out of you somehow. Talk to what I'm saying. Like, are we doing this to get ready for the game? Or is this like a problem that we have to address? Like, are you spending too much time on porn hub? Like, let's show me everything you're doing and what you actually think is affecting you. I think I'll let the outside noise affect me a little bit.

I think 60 minutes a week he's spending on that podcast. If he's doing three podcasts of 20 minutes apiece, he's spending 60 minutes a week. You and I are podcasters. you know listen to that thing he's just fucking and i'm not saying it's a poor quality podcast it's the number one podcast in the land dude for a reason because people clamor to hear what but that doesn't take any effort to be draymon for 20 minutes and just be like hey man you know stuff that's why he is who he is and then he's like hey man you know like uh sometimes you get benched and then at the end he's like

wiggins 15 rebounds tonight that's more than he's ever had good night jackson fix this like that's the podcast. That's the podcast. It just doesn't take that much effort is all I'm saying. You know this, man. You know this man. The NBA is like the party sport, dude. Jordan was playing golf with Danny Aange the day of the Eastern Conference Final in the 80s. This was the pinnacle of hard. My dad had Me and Joe Green over because he, because Cedric Hartman, his roommate, went to school in Texas with me and Joe Green. All this talk about all these 80s guys, they didn't even talk to each other, the whole thing. They were eating in their thousands square foot apartment at a three-guide table the night before the game joe green sedrick harb and my dad

because joe green was my dad's hero but like all these old school sports fans it just it doesn't hold up even their heroes did this stuff you know i mean like guys are partying who cares that a guy's podcasting some guys are at the strip club like you know what i'm saying yeah people imagine that athlete lives are way different than they are the week of the game the day of the game guys are normal Now, when we're speaking to, like, fans and everybody who says, oh, he should do this or this person should do that. I agree 100%. It's all about how that dude can operate based on, like, their mentality. Like, you got a guy who, yeah, like Erlacher, I know he's coming on.

He's, I saw him talk about how he just ate shitty his entire career. Yeah. Like, he wasn't on some regimen, some diet. And he just did his thing. And this dude, yeah, exactly. Ocho Cinco McDonald's. Like, guys do their thing. And if they're balling and they're doing their thing while they're doing this stuff.

where you might not agree because you might personally not be able to handle it. It's like, don't get in that dude's way. Like, let him do his thing. Yeah. Yeah, no, well, we love Draymond and we love the podcast. It is an interesting conversation how you can compartmentalize the other stuff you do, even in like the NBA finals. If they win?

Yeah. I mean, he's a genius no matter what. Even if they lose, like, you know how it is. It'll, it'll be a conversation for maybe a week or two. Could be one shot, though, that's the difference for winning and losing. So I don't want to like do postmortem based a podcast. if they won the series because he played shitty whether they won or lost and that's the realism that i think people need to to come with hey i want to hit the dad stuff so reeds got some dad

questions it's father's day coming up some rapid fire kind of dad questions their dad's situational dad stuff for will compton who is a newish father and uh i'm a father or two and Nate you got any kids no okay just making sure will this is coming off uh your tweet the other day you went to the uh you went to the new Jurassic Park movie and tweeted about your daughter being there. So is that a, is that a violation? Dad violation bringing your kid to the movies and letting them sleep? You know, I think it's, if the kid tries, that's on you. You got to put your hand up.

You've got to leave the theater. I think you might have to just tell everybody as you're walking. Hey, that's on me. I apologize for being a psychopath. I thought I might have been able to pull this off as the first time dad. That is totally on me. Can we rewind your, you're yelling. up at the thing like, hey, can we rewind a couple minutes so people can, so people can get this

scene again. But yeah, very much a psychotic move. Jurassic World, too. Nothing happened. Nothing happened, bro. Yeah, Jurassic World. Like, we were in there for real. She slept two and a half hours. I'm talking seven and a half ounces to the head, slept for two and a half hours. Not a peep out of her. She farted one time. We blended on her mom. And we kept it moving. And everybody had, you know, the most, you know, people were saying, whatever they're saying, like, oh, so disrespectful. And say, yeah, the kid didn't do nothing, man. and you know somebody was like hey if you want to go to the movies like don't let the kid dictate your life somebody was giving us like advice on say don't if you want to go the movies I didn't

brought my kid like sit and sleep with them so we're kind of like let's try that let's see if she goes the movies I didn't really know it was that was that was bold that kind of reminds me your draymond green take like if the baby doesn't wake up during Jurassic world you're a genius if the baby wakes up during Jurassic world it's a huge distraction yeah I agree with you it's all about how you can handle it mentally and it seems like I got the job done no the baby deserves the credit. You're Steve Curry. You're Steve Kerr taking credit for Steph Curry.

No. So, Will, what will happen when your child finds the bus an episode with Chris Long and asks, why is the bus so smoky? Oh, man, I don't know. I think you just got to keep it. I think you just got to keep it a band with the baby, dude. So my kid. You know, your dad got into some natural things.

There's a lot of fun stuff you're going to get to do when you get older. but your dad wait until he was 27 to do these things and let's hope you wait till 27 as well well kids should wait and this is me the dad chiming in here kids should wait until they're like in college at least to smoke marijuana because your brain is developing you know i know we make it look harmless and like it's easy to stick the landing but that's because some of us wait a little longer too um also my kid found a zigzag roach the other day outside and uh he told me that johnny cash had been there and you know my kids my kids three So like my kids when they learned about, well, no, he's three.

I got my producer telling me how old my kid is. This is beautiful. So he holds up four fingers. I'm like, ah, C.D is not that bad yet. But he found a zigzag. And when my kids found out what dying was, that's a hard conversation. Have some notes ready for that. I explained.

Okay. I'll ask you for years. Well, not today. the first the first person that I could use as an example well the first person they asked about was Johnny Cash because they asked if Johnny Cash was still alive and I said no he's dead unfortunately and they were like why did he die and I had to make up a reason right and I was like well he didn't live a very healthy life and they were like what did you mean by that and was like well he smoked a lot of cigarettes so now they they find zigzags and they think Johnny Cash has been here so have a

fucking have a speech ready for when they when they ask you about kicking the bucket but what do you say if your kid sees you and there's a room full of smoke. You're like, I can make up something like that, but if they're watching Bustle with the boys, she goes on YouTube and figures it out, and watches the buss with the boys, Daddy, what's that? Like, I'm going to do my best not to throw you under the bus. Like, you know, your uncle Chris,

like he lives a very unhealthy lifestyle. Medicine. Yeah. Medicine. This new age medicine. New age medicine. Just got to tell kids it's medicine. Yeah, yeah. So speaking of things you should enjoy when you're older, when were your kid get a cell phone and when can she have social media accounts?

That's a good one. That's a really good question. You know, I got a cell phone when I was in seventh grade, and I know it's different, and I'm not going to say, you know, back in my day, so this is how it needs to be. I think it is so hard because it's like,

I haven't yet wrapped my brain around when these kids are coming up, like their first phone is going to be like an iPhone. You know what I mean? Like, they're going to have something. Like, do you go back and get them like someone to flip phone and just put a few numbers on them? Yeah, here's what you use it on?

You know what I mean? This is you only use this in case of an emergency. As far as social media, I think it's going to be hard to contain. I might do my best. I want to say like, you know, I think every parent like wants to say this, but I want to be like a dad where you're having conversations versus like trying your hardest to contain it without having conversations. Because I feel like at the end of day, it'll be all like building up their,

their mentality about and how to handle certain things because it's going to be like, it's way different than when we were growing up. Like they're going to be, they're seeing all these things. Group chat and I were laughing about all these like certain videos that are out there on the internet where they're jokes and I'll send you the videos afterwards, Chris. But you're just like the access that these kids have now, whether it's on their own phone or with their friend, I think it's going to really come down to like the conversation you have with them. And that's where the boys are going to try and live and do his best. Chris, how old are you? I'm 37.

I mean, yeah, you're, you're five years older than me. Yeah, I guess maybe by the time you were. The Nokia snake phone where people were playing snake, that might have just been the time where it's relevant. Now it's like kids got iPhones and stuff in elementary school. So they're going to, whether they're going to expect it or not, it's going to get, like, get brought up. I'm not saying I'm going to do it in elementary school.

I'm just saying like seventh grade, I feel like, you know, wasn't too late or nothing like that. No, no, no, no. It's just interesting to hear that. And I got this idea. So if you really want to limit your kid but, like, not appear to be limiting your kid, like act real cool about it, move somewhere.

with no cell service, get a landline. Hey, this is your landline. You use it as much as you want all hours of the night. You can talk to any friends you want. And then I also, you know. You're like building a cult, dude. All of a sudden it's a cult. You don't want people's dopamine receptors to be all fucked up by cell phones.

And all of a sudden, you're a cult leader. But also there's this. And you're really going to think I'm David Koresh here or whatever. I think you should put it, you should be able to put a kid on salary. if they don't if they don't have social media accounts I think that like I'm gonna pay wayland

he's gonna get a yearly wage he's gonna get a year thousand dollars a thousand dollars a year see that might not be enough the way these kids are definitely not enough he's any good of football he's gonna have an agent like middle school no these other kids are these other parents need to keep the fucking prices down

dude I bet you kids if if somebody catches on to this strategy they're like that sounds pretty good and you know these really uppity ass parents are going to be given their kids like 10 grand a year and shit these G-wagon driving what about what about your what about your kids friends that's what I mean that's their that's their watching their you they're watching their YouTube videos and then you see the related videos and the next thing you know you're going on some weird rabbit hole and then they realize oh shit all this stuff's on the internet like let me start sneaking this now because I don't think my parents would like it well listen man I think if you're

talking about comparing what they do in their house this house and I'm gonna have a sick house, right? You know, like I got a little land sick house. Yeah. We know that big you too. You live in Nashville. I mean fucking NFL. I don't got the sick house. I'm going to get that. I'm going to get that sick house. But the point is, the point is, is my house is going to be sick for one reason because when

I say you can go live with them, I mean it. Like, if you like the way they do things over there, why don't you go live with them? You want to go live with them and have a cell phone? Go live with them. What music will you force feed your kid? Now, I got some range on the tune. So, hey,

Oh, we know. I think you got, you know, what I'm on now, I'm really heavy into, like, Tyler Childers, Zach Bryant. Like, that's just because I've been listening, I was watching those, I'm deep in the Yellowstone. Hip hop is up there, like, that's tough, man, but you got to find the line somewhere.

You don't want them listening to the ass is shaking, being in the club throwing dollar bills. so I'm going to stick with like until college you know that that western country vibe they're going to have to hear and classical rock like she's going to be listening to a zzzi top sharp dressed man

every game day that's pretty good your kids are going to be cool your singular kid for now what is your dad date strategy how are you going to react when your daughter brings home her first date and how you handle your daughter's wedding

especially if the the lucky gentleman is quite wealthy The lucky gentleman is quite wealthy. You're asking how am I going to handle the arrangements? Like, are you going to pay? You know how some of the dads pay for the weddings?

But more importantly. Yeah, I'm not going to, I'm not going to be that way. You're not going to. I'm not going to be. No, I'm not going to be that way to want to pay for the entire wedding.

Like there's going to be, she's going to know that though, like in high school when she's starting to dream up her wedding. Like, hey, I'm just letting you know, mommy and daddy, you're going to have like, you're going to,

whatever dollar amount it is, that's going to be your dollar amount from us, period. You want anything else extravagant? that's where your man's going to have to come in. That's where the other family is going to have to shuffle one in there. Because if we're about equality now, then if we're throwing away old traditions, let's not pick and choose.

This is a bad old tradition. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. I like that. And as far as her bringing home her first date, you know, obviously the scene from bad boys always comes into play.

I think it's just going to be, like, I think I'm going to be a dope dad. Like, I think I'm going to be cool about it. I think I'm going to give him, like, there's obviously going to be a stare down. There's going to be some types of jokes that probably come out of my mouth where he might not understand where I'm coming from. He's a little intimidated, which is what you want.

However, what the fuck is he? I think that was funny. He's laughing. Yeah, he's not breaking characters. Rue keeps laughing, but I don't like, she's telling me not to worry about it, but he seems like somebody to worry about. Like when she says, oh, don't worry about him. And he's like, I don't know.

He's looking at me kind of weird. And he like makes some, he just looks around for a second. He just sees me standing randomly staring at him. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Yes. But then if he's lucky enough to stick around, he's going to realize, like, Yo, I'm involved with a dope family in this, this comp dude.

He keeps referring to himself as comp for whatever reason. He seems like a cool cat. You know what you should do is have a bunch of frame pictures of you with your shirt off, like all over the house, like in nice frames. Like that's kind of like the decor. I like that. You know, like you with the knee sleeves at the beach, that picture at the beach. You should have all that.

Yeah. And just have them just. That is funny, bro. Yeah. Whatever you can do to embarrass your kids, man. I am all for it. Yeah. I'm all for it.

No question. You should have a podcast. What country would World Cup Willie want to play soccer for this fall in November? I believe Italy would be, if I could be a superstar, the question is being a superstar, right? Yeah. Like if you're the man, like you're like me, dude, where would you, what country you'd rather be in? Yeah. I think I'm going to go with Italy.

I was doing my research. And it was between Italy and France. He was doing his research, aka Google image searching Italian. women. No, no, no, no, no. In Italy, you've got the food. Rome is in Italy. And also, like, if you look up the fandom, like the interest in whether they're interested or very interested in soccer, Italy is like a 67% was their polling. So one of the better countries to be a soccer player in because everybody loves their soccer. France, that's where they lost me, because they have similar populations. You got Paris. You got a lot of good stuff going on in France,

a lot of love out there in France. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but only a 50% like acceptance rate as far as interested and very interested so i'm going hold the phone italy didn't qualify for the world cup and i didn't know that i forgot about that whole thing i'll give you oh no now now you just you just expose me it's not being real we're both posers here and i will go portugal because a lot of people don't know this that uh portugal is not in south america um so right so it's in europe somehow dude It has all the great land. Yeah, it has all the good Spanish land, right?

Kyle? Coastal land. And another thing about everybody wants to play soccer in South America, right? But they don't want to go home and have to have a like a really dope security system make sure that you can see the guys coming after you shank a PK. You know, like that's why you don't go Brazil. It's like, hey, I've seen the beaches. I've seen all the stuff.

But fuck, I don't want to get decapitated for having a bad throw in. Portugal gives you all that South American vibe, but you're in Europe. There's no, there's no. That's true. Yeah, so I'm not, and that's why I was choosing like Italy or France so I could be over in Europe. Because, again, I was like you, like, I'm not trying to die. Or watch my back the entire time, like, while I'm being a beast playing soccer.

There we go, man. Will Compton. We hit it on the nose. We took up the whole hour. Go be where you need to be, Dad. And happy Father's Day. Happy Early Father's Day to you, sir. Hey, both of you guys, too, because Dr. Faxx, we all know that you got something

one of them around there. He's got something. He's got something, bro. Coming soon, guy. But I appreciate you, man. I appreciate your boys. I love you both. Can you see you, man. I love you, dude. Subscribe to the boys. Yeah, subscribe to that. Love you too, love you. But then unsubscribe and subscribe to us. There you go. Hey, Dr. Fax. Dr. Fax, I said I loved you both.

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Mm-hmm. Was it great? Was it good? Great? It was funny when I told you how old your kid was and was wrong. That is funny. That was one of the funniest things. you've ever done, bro.

I don't know why Kyle. I'm over here. I'm explaining how old Luke is, you know, which is basically me saying he's three. Explain it. I'm like, you know, hey, he's been on the, you see the, on the earth. He's been here three years. He's been here around a thousand days. Well, Matt's in the back holding up a four.

Try to tell me how old my kid is. I love that. Producer Splining. All right. So we're about to start the much promised short king's draft. Each, Chris, FACS and Kyle are each going to select five short kings. They must be five, eight, or under. And it's a snake-style draft.

So, Nate, you have the first pick. Congratulations, Nate, on the first pick. Kyle was wondering, Kyle was wondering earlier, we should have this conversation so you know what you're after here, Kyle. Kyle asked earlier, what do I do with these short kings once I draft them?

Like, what's going on with these? I think you're overthinking it a little bit, but it's an interesting question Kyle I want to see these people do war you want to see them just duke it out yeah like a battle of the short kings the industrial military complex of short king blank then I'm even happier about my picks yeah exactly and not to give away anybody's big board but I'm pretty sure there's like multiple people who have done awful things at 5 8 and below and I'm not saying it's because you know but there's correlation this causation all that stuff.

Anyways, I don't want to give away my big board. Kyle, Nate, who you got here. With the first pick in the short King's draft, Dr. Fax selects, Peter Dinklage, Wapping 4-5, better known as Tyrion Lannister for all you Game of Thrones fans.

I'm a huge Game of Thrones fan and the way Tyrion finagled his way to stay alive through that entire series is unbelievable. So I didn't know that we could draft the actual LPs. Why not? Is he not a short king? He is a short king.

Like, there you go. That opens up a whole other. Okay, there's somebody just, literally just hopped on my big board. You couldn't hear it because they just hopped on my big board. You're welcome then. Thank you. I appreciate it.

Yeah, you know, because he projects you know, Tyrion Lannister, that character, and really any role he plays, he projects a lot more size than he's actually bringing to the table. He's got like a big personality.

One of the biggest personalities on Game of Thrones. Like, if not the biggest, but just seeing him and actually seeing him like choke out a guy and some of the stuff that he did,

it gives you a light that, hey, you know what? Maybe size, like even though... Where'd you see him choke a guy out in Game of? of Thrones? Yeah. What was the scene where he choked somebody out? I think he shot his dad on the toilet and no he did that yes he did because he fucked his whore. The dad, he was in love with

shit from people. Yeah he was upset. No, when he was trying to get sold. Yeah. He he took his chain. He jumped up like he choked one of the one of the guys that end up helping him get another another time you think he's going to die and he finagels his way out of a situation. Did a lot of homework on these guys I just like to point out that Daniel Radcliffe is 5-5 okay you're already explaining did you know that this is not a good side did you know that pick the Harry Potter that's not my pick you're the Twilight guy is that Harry Potter yeah I think he's in more yeah it's Harry Potter you say it's your pick you can't do that please dude I'm going Genghis Khan dude it's it's a safe pick it's a high

floor pick ironically he is is five foot one. Now I don't know that Genghis Khan, I kind of want to phone a friend here because we can't say like Napoleon was 5, 6, and I know Kyle you were talking up Napoleon the other day about how he's a short king and all that. Maybe I was using it was pre-draft bait.

You could have been a power forward in France at that time at 5-6. He could have been a big wing, Kyle. So Genghis Khan, what was the average height in Mongolia Circus Genghis Khan time? taller than that, probably. He was only 5-1. Did you know about how

prodigious he was. That is the worst answer. Well, there's no way for me to know what the average height was. Hold on a second. Let me get my Google machine. Uh, hold on.

Give me two seconds here. Genghis Khan, according to the Google machine, his height varies between reportedly at five feet and six two. Oh, here we go. That's how many people he killed.

Right. What, six two? No, I'm saying he killed that many people that he was like, I'm fucking six two. Well,

yeah, people were like, there were people, There were people, they were like, what the guy looked like? He was like, he was 10 feet tall. Dan Carlin from hardcore history says it's pronounced that I don't know if this is true. Jingis. Which changes everything for me.

However, however he wants it pronounced. Because I'd be like, how do you want it? Jengis or Genghis? That guy has so many kids. And I'm not making light of this. I think the, um, his DNA is present in 16 million people alive today. That's an incredible strategy. He's been in your mom's house.

That's the number one way to combat being a short king is to make so many short kings. that you affect the average height in the region. And that's what Genghis Khan was doing there. God, talk about playing chess. Yeah. They said that when their enemies went through the Genghis Khan battlefield, they found piles like mountains. They thought they were mountains from the distance.

And when they walked up, they were piles of bones of their enemies. They're so hot. Oh, my God. What a hardcore. That's some Scars Guard shit. Yeah. Like they'd pull up, be like,

that's not a fucking mountain. There's a great Genghis Khan movie called the Mongolia. Mongolia? Mongolian. Kyle, have you seen the Mongolian candidate? Have you seen Denzel is brutal in that movie? Honestly, that's a great movie, dude. Manchurian candidate?

Manchurian candidate, yeah. I was fucking around. You know that right? Okay. Some people, when they're listening, I don't think they know. Kyle, what were you just saying again? About Genghis Khan. I was just disgusting, like, some of the stuff.

Oh, have you seen the Viking movie? No, I haven't. Scarsguard. saying I haven't. Yeah, it's not, what's the name of the movie? Northman. Northman. I'm super into the longer, the long format stories of, of that time period, where it's like drawn out over six seasons or you get character development. I think that stuff's really cool. You want to get to know the Vikings. I want to get to know the Vikings. Yeah. I don't think there's a lot of character depth. Yeah. Yeah. What does, what does Johnny do with his free time?

I think by episode three, it would just be a montage of him howling like a dog, because that's all they did for half the movie. When are you going to be in a Viking movie, Kyle, or Game of Thrones, or something of the nature? I don't know. I'd be down to do it. When are you going to start getting that Viking money? I don't know. We need to get that Viking blood money. Everybody else is getting that live golf blood money. It's time for me to get some biking money. Can you imagine all the roles Kyle could play? Okay. So with my first pick in the Short King draft, I'm going, I'm going Tom Cruz. Okay. Because that guy can do anything and everything. I also think that he goes above and beyond to make sure that his movies are the best.

Every single Tom Cruise movie, like pull up a list of Tom Cruise movies. You cannot find one that you go. That sucks. You can't find one where he's not full sprinting. And you can't find one where he's not doing his own stunts. The power of Scientology. The movie The Fern? I don't think he...

He full sprints in that movie. That's a good question. I'm trying to find movies where he didn't full sprinting. Not only that, he has his motorcycle license. He's got his speedboat license. He's got his license to... go jump out of planes with whatever he's scuba certified

he can fly helicopters plane i've already said planes he can do anything the guy's entire life has been a midlife crisis he but it just turns out that his life is just a fucking crisis he's awesome no i mean like he's actually sticking the landing on being the guy with all the sports cars that has his pilots license that does all that stuff top gun too i haven't seen it yet so no spoilers

do not i don't even want to talk about it but like it goes without saying the guy is a short kid Second pick. It's a snake draft. Oh, snake draft. Second pick is going to be, and I don't want to butcher the name, Warwick, Ashley Davis, who's an English actor, comedian, filmmaker, and television presenter. He played the title character in Willow and the Lepircon film series. Oh, he's Willow.

So growing up, he was really my first exposure to someone of his stature. And, you know, forgive me, I don't know the proper terminology. But he's a little person, and he's a short king and will forever be. and for the hearts and minds of people my age, Chris's age, and eighth age that watched Willow growing up, you know, that was our Shore King, our first one. Kind of makes it hard to joke about your picks when they're actually LPs, Kyle. It's a dynamite strategy that you're employing here. Okay. But I will say that was a reach, ironically.

I had to reach pretty far down to the ground. Top shelf, yeah. To go there. Yeah. Warwick Davis. Willow's a great movie. I'm keeping some really high value draft picks in the later round, so don't worry about it. Who was in Simon Birch?

A different help. I don't know. I'm just asking. Simon Birch is another great great movie. Who's your second pick? My second pick? Gary Coleman. Respectable.

I fucking forgot about it. All the fans of my Short King's teams are jumping up to get in the camera. They're like, Yeah, Gary Coleman. That jersey is going to sell, dude. That jersey is going to sell. And let me tell you about something about Jerry. Let me tell you something about Gary Coleman.

Jerry Coleman. What about Jerry Coleman? He's his tall or older brother. Gary Coleman. God rest his soul. His little soul. Okay, Kyle. Oh, my God.

I'd like to have a small moment of silence for anybody in this draft. It's no longer with us. Oh, God. I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry, Gary. You should be, Kyle. Yeah. How do you feel, Kyle?

I'm crying a little bit, Gary. How would you feel if one day you just woke up and you were short now? That's probably what's going to happen. I look down every morning, Chris. What happened to the Hoover Dam thing? Yeah, well. That's comedy. Second pick for Short Kings.

I am going with Little Wayne at 5-5. Some of the greatest mixtape series, in my opinion, that were influential to me. No ceilings, and sorry for the weight growing up. No ceilings. Yeah, I think Little Wayne, yeah, he had a huge influence. When you got drafted, Lollipop was Lollipop. And um, damn, what's the other?

Lollipop and Mr. Carter. Mr. Carter was one of the singles on the bus. But I just remember just how big, like, there's a lot of times in my life growing up, little Wayne had a like more than popular song that's on radio and everywhere you go. And so he's my second pick. I love that.

Little Wayne should be one of the first short musicians off the board. And he's actually little. It all makes sense. Alexander the Great. Kyle, definitely tall for his era. Five feet tall. The average high. It's Nate's pick.

Ooh, and look, you gave, you played your hand. When is your pick? It's a snake drive. It's a snake drive, bro. I had trouble with this too, co. You got two already, bro. Okay. Have Alexander the Great.

You guys thought he was tall, so I'll let you have it. I saw him listed like five, six or something last night when I was doing research. Listed. Okay. What did you like the Rich Eisen's list? Hey, guys, it's still my pick. With my third pick in this short, King draft. I am going with Spike Lee standing at 5-5, who is one of the greatest movie producers

and like if not the most famous Nick fan or one of the most famous Nick fans. And growing up being young and being able to go to games and see Spike Lee like going crazy and seeing someone who's super famous just like really have like a genuine love for a sports team. Yeah. Can respect that. Yeah. And being able to see him in real life and being like, wow, he's really short. I had to throw him on the list.

I will go. I've got two on the board. Yep. Genghis and Gary. Little John. Little John. Little John. He's five, six.

Pizza guy or the guy with the east side boys? What? Wait, pizza guy? What? Little Johns. Papa Johns? Little Zezer's. You got Papa John's a little Seasons mixed up?

Papa John's and Little Seasers had a baby. Okay. Yeah. That's funny. No, Little John, because he's actually pretty short, and his voice is enormous. And he's figured out something that all the other short kings have not figured out, which is that, you know, when you're a short king, sometimes you want to, to escape this world you know you think it's not fair everybody's taller than you right it's not fair you're

like mad well little john found a way to escape this world and go into a completely different world which is audio world become a dj and in the audio world his voice is seven feet tall so effectively in his world he's not a short king he's a tall king so little john's my third pick also he's a he's a he's a dj and so djs typically when you're at the club you're hiding everyone oh yeah that's true dude So he's got a vantage point. My pick. Man, so I gave away two of my picks already. You get two right now, but they haven't been off the board.

I'm going to stick with Alexander the Great, who freed the Western Europe from Persian rule, I believe. And his empire, his empire spanned all the way to Asia through the Mediterranean. And he was a savage, I would imagine. And he was probably a pretty ruthless dictator. but yeah he was five feet tall which according to Wikipedia was average for the time so five feet tall I can't imagine average back then being five feet tall just walking into the Starbucks and every motherfucker in there

being four foot seven to five foot three in the in the Macedonian Starbucks you know what I'm saying yeah no I hear you I'm right there with they got a cow in there you're squeezing the tit there's a line of short guys like at some point they're gonna they're gonna look back at our society and be like damn like people were we're six feet tall. If your kid, people are going to start,

yeah, we're going to evolve, dude. Everybody wants their kid to get on Rivals.com, so the tall people are going to procreate. With my next pick

in the snake draft, I'm going to go with, along the same lines of Chris with a small guy with a large presence in the audio world and the visual world. Prince.

Oh, I thought you're going to say, like, Johnny Sins or something. No, the fat guy, he turned out to be a huge scumbag porn star. Ron Jeremy Turned out to be a scum

It turned out to be a scum Bannett. I don't like to talk about Ron Jeremy on the podcast. Ah! Ron Jeremy turned up. Ron Jeremy all those years.

When he turned around from fucking all those porn stars doggy style and you saw his face he turned out to be a real dirtbag. Well no, Kyle. It's more than it's more that he was doing some things that were not consensual.

Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, that's the... So he's a real asshole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got his ass. We were not supporting him. He was going to be on my big board, right? Okay.

But he was going to be on my short board or big board, depending on the way you look at it with him. But I took him off because of character concerns. Prince. And that's bad because Gingas Khan was my first pick. You're taking away from Prince's presence right now. He would be really mad if he was. here. God rest is purple soul. Yes. Is that all? That's about it. Okay. No, but I love what I love about Prince's legacy

is the Dave Chappelle skits bring into life. Oh my God. How good he was in basketball. And just now you just hear other celebrities talk about that Prince and his crew, they used to beat people like in three on threes and five and five. You ever seen this skit? I have. I didn't know it's real. Yes. And Prince used to play in clothes like that. He was really good. And so that's funny that that came in the way. Yeah, they also said Carlos Boozer said he, he rented a house or Prince rented his house. This is so interesting to me. Prince rented his house in L.A.

This is like older Prince, right? And Prince, like, came in and ripped out all the furniture, like, pour all of it out. It was like empty. And so Carlos Boozer guy went by and was like, Carlos, he was playing like overseas or something. And he was like, Carlos, your whole house is gutted. What the fuck's going on? So Carlos has to call Prince and be like, hey, Prince, man, what's going on? Prince had like a bunch of purple stuff in there.

He had like, you know, animal cages and shit. A nightclub. He basically had a nightclub. His house was a nightclub. He said Carlos was nervous about having to be like, your prince ripped this stuff out. When he got back, his house was completely restored to normal.

Like to a T's spotless. And I think he said he tipped them where he gave them a certain amount of money. He gave him. Right. At that call, Prince sent him $500,000, I think. And then afterwards sent him like another million or something. He said, enjoy Europe.

I'm, I'm going to. Everything will be exactly where it was. And he was like, why is there not a prince emoji? Prince is a legend on a phone. There is. It's a little masquerade person. No, I think that's funny.

That's Bowie, I think. Is that David Bowie? No. Is that Ziggy Stardust down there? I will go, Beethoven. 5-3, bro. Good one.

5-3. Just slide his little ass over to the deep sound inside of the piano and just be big. I mean, he could just be big. He could play. You talk about. got little guys to play big like beethoven was bob sanders bro you think he had a problem with reaching the pedals that is an interesting question but i stood up and played a piano all the time so i i feel like this is a really good place for a short king is sitting at a piano

we didn't have an appreciation for guys like beethoven until we saw the movie bill and ted's excellent adventure where they brought someone back from one of my favorite history to a mall and he was playing a cassio stand up and it was just fucking ripping and everybody was like You remember who else is in that mall? Genghis Khan. Well, Gingas Khan was there. One of my draft picks. Two of my draft picks were there.

My draft picks are basically Napoleon Bontaparte was there. Napoleon was eating at the pigly-wiggly. All the ice cream. Yeah. He was eating all the ice cream. And then there was Joan of Arc. She was great doing the fitness class. Yeah, she went in Dick's sporting goods and just deflated everything, dude, with her sword.

What a movie, dude. Yeah, Bill and Ted. We go back to the, God, the wild stallions. to my yeah same same movie huh like bill bill uh ted esquire ted esquire bill white dads are nodding their heads and fucking socrates is only 5-7 socrates socrates is only 5-7 yeah they're so crates as they called him so crates yeah but back in the day was was was normal yeah he was normal and he was he was the last guy that's the guy that wasn't yeah and he was super cool he couldn't really communicate with them very well he was like a lot of like he was pointing to his head a lot like i'm thinking you know what

I liked about that movie they didn't give everybody the ability to speak English like you really had to try to explain that like the water slide park the water park was closed to like napoleon but he was just super confused you know what I mean mad I love he was angry yeah his military outfit he was so mad he couldn't leave the water park dude he was a short king yeah he was a short king to the tea he could ride the rides he was tall enough to ride the rides but but short enough to be mad like through a tantrum when it closed. Yes. Okay, that was good.

All right, Nate, you got your last two picks here. So finishing up my draft for Short Kings, my fourth pick, I'm going with Bruce Lee, standing at 5'8. He was 5'8, huh? Yeah. He's just making the cut now. But listen, the reason why I respect Bruce Lee,

Bruce Lee, he owns and licensed his name, which is very, very respected. marketing his family so everything that's Bruce Lee goes to his family and for someone having a name that polarizing and a lot of those situations when you make your name in movies and things like that you don't get ownership of your name for licensing and things like that and to know that he has that is big time and it keeps his legacy going for his family and that's awesome for him so i got a question about that yep and once upon a time in hollywood he was cast at

as a, you know, modern Bruce Lee, he got to fight with Brad Pitt. Yeah, and people got mad because Brad Pitt, like, kind of dusting him on. Brad Pitt beat him up in the movie. Now, does his estate agree to him being in the movie? And do they also know? No, I think people were upset. Yeah, I think they were mad about that. I think Kareem was mad about that.

I mean, honestly, if you have a deal like that and you use somebody like Bruce Lee in the movie, I think there is a gripe to be had there. But at the end of the day, he makes money off. So you're telling me. What if I changed my name to Bruce Lee right now? What would happen to me? Everything I do would be monetized? No, if you tried to monetize it in a certain way,

you wouldn't be able to. Could I be, I don't know, like, could I be one of these Instagram influencers? You couldn't have Bruce Lee's karate studio in Charlottesville. Okay, got it, got it. Run by a six-th-three white dude. That seems oppressive. But people do it. And my fifth and final pick for Short King's draft,

standing at, would be the center if this was with five-man team, standing at five-eight, yeah, gone with M&M. Eminem, we just talked about it. Stan, the song, Stan, is probably one of the greatest storytelling rap songs. Yes. Like, put together in it coined a phrase that we still use today.

Stan. Like, which is pretty incredible to know from the rap, other than little wayne with bling bling um i think stan is up there for me just like knowing a fact like that what are the other songs that that actually coined phrases who know but little way when he said bling there wasn't a word no he invented a word yeah so like that's that's crazy it's also um like who else did that what chilling on a dirt road I'm making a mockery of the song right now Chris looked to me like I was serious

I was like Jason Aldine I don't know who it is Anything like that I say that's Jason Aldine Any of that's that's I got you guys so bad though Yeah got me good And Eminem in 8 Mile

Got me really really into battle rap When I was younger And started a journey for me That I'm still on today we're watching bottle rappers after seeing that movie. Battle me now. You don't want these problems. What are you going to rhyme with problems?

Hot shot. What? What's Dennis Hopper say in speed? Top quiz, hot shot. Traffic, traffic. Hey, yo, traffic, traffic. Looking for my chapstick. Feeling kind of car sick.

There's a for a Maverick. I got to go off my big board here, obviously. My big board wasn't that deep. I win. I mean, there's a lot of great players left in this draft. dude a lot of great players Kanye West Kanye West dude like Kanye West is one of those people that you're like you look up his height and you're like okay that makes sense yeah like absolutely a lot of

things are making sense yeah and when I was on the board last night I was like this guy objectively an incredible artist and just the visionary and all that stuff I I mean, everything he says I don't always agree with, but that's true for anybody. This motherfucker makes some awesome, awesome music, and it makes a lot of sense that he's 5-8. Close, too. He's going to be my five. Kanye is going to get to be the five here. Are you going to get your kids some Balenciaga gap?

Faux show. You guys are polar opposites. I like it. I like it. It's a Venn diagram. There is some intersectionary acreage. Yeah. So you want to talk about overcoming odds.

You want to talk about being head and shoulders above their field. You want to talk about being an absolute trailblazer and being short, Stephen Hawking. And his last name ends with King. Was he short? Yeah, he was short and he was sitting. Okay. He's five seven standing. I don't even know what.

Why it would be offensive to point out Stephen Hawkins tight. You can talk about Stephen Hawking. Run his list back. Can you run Kyle's list back? Kyle's list is Tom Cruise, Warwick Davis, Alexander the Great Prince, and Stephen Hawkins. No, if you'd like me to make a easier. No, this is hilarious.

Okay. I mean, guy in a wheelchair, a couple LPs, mass murderer. Also a guy who fucked everything walking. That was what they said about Alexander the Great. Like he was trisexual, dude. I love that about him. And then Tom Cruise fits in there somewhere. Yeah, he's flying everybody around.

Well, no, he does do some, there's some weird stuff there too. So do I get another pick here? You do not, but why don't you guys give us some honorable mentions? Mugsy Boats. Odd Job. Yeah. You mentioned that like a week ago. Mugsy Boz.

I thought you would draft Odd Job for sure. In fact, I left him off. Yeah. Bro. Odd Job used to hit motherfuckers with that. shoe. Yeah, I job was the best. Who throws a shoe? You got the honestly. You get the entirety. Entirety his little his little shoe, his little tuxedo shoe. The whole thing

hits your neck. The best thing about odd job, the best thing about our job is just being able to run through events without crouching. And to be able to hide in the bathroom stalls. On the toilet. On the toilet. So like no one could see you. Can't see your head. Can't see your head. You're saying about being short just in general. Yeah, for the game. You know what we're talking about. In Gold Night.

I didn't hear the beginning of the thing. Oh, yeah, I was, I was. Oh, yeah, yeah. Chris is like, this is a real person. You guys are playing a video game. I didn't hear at the beginning of it. Ojov was definitely a good character. Another honorable mention.

Or two, the actor from Goldfinger, like Minnie Me? Yeah, Minimmy. For him. Yeah, he was super popular. And then Stivo. Guys, Maradonna was five. was 5-4. We-Man.

We-Man. We-Men. Jason and Coon. Maradonna's 5-4. Did you know that, read? Who? Madonna? Maradonna.

Oh, really? Yeah, that's what it said on the internet. All that cocaine weighs you down. You see those pictures of Madonna and Big Daddy Kane and Naomi and Campbell? No. I'm her book. Big Daddy King. I got some.

I'll just rattle off now. I'm looking. Eddie Vedder, 5-7. Oh, is that her on the... Bob Marley, 5-8. Bob Dylan, 5-7. that's well hold on that's madonna and i'm can't well

and big daddy cane sir are you saying big daddy cane probably hit that after the uh after the picture no half stepping yeah who fucked madonna for sure madonna's uh just just like where is she where are they what this is from her book there's more there's more pictures so Chris

Phil Collins uh the reason i asked about the river oh Naomi Campbell Naomi Campbell Chris the reason I asked you about that river earlier. How tall is Big Daddy Cain? I might have to redraft. Phil Collins is 5'6.

Oh, Phil Collins is 5'6. He couldn't stand there. It must have been in the deep end because he's listed at 5'6. No, he actually would have, that's the funny that's funny as fuck. But Phil Collins. He watched the whole thing.

Like, get in there. Yeah. Yeah, that's interesting. I was there and I saw your face. I saw it with my own two eyes. So Phil Collins was pointing out that either he's a poor swimmer. somebody. And he's a poor swimmer himself. Right? The song is, and I've never thought about this,

what was Phil Collins doing? Writing a fucking song. It's about the guy that so, could have said the other guy from drowning, dude. Making money off of a death. Hold on a second. Do you know this whole thing? Storytelling. No, in the air, in the air tonight, I know. Yeah, it's about the other guy that could have saved the other guy from drowned. That's how we were talking about saying earlier. Who do you think I witnessed it? But where, where are you that you could just see the whole thing happening? you like up on a balcony, you can't get down to the beach? It's just a myth that song is about that. It's actually about somebody going through a divorce.

Oh, really? Ooh. So the whole time I was jogging around the football field at 11 a.m. in St. Louis with chills. Just because some guy. Go ahead. Hit us with the mailbag and we'll get out of here. July 4th is coming up. What are your personal best glizzy situations?

It started because the other day I said that a strip club, glizzy outside the strip club we cut it up in a social and made it sound like I was just eating a guy's dick in the parking lot at 5 a.m. It's like there's a hot dog truck. I would say

the best. And like when I was watching the social I was just smiling and then just my face I was horrified 20 second day because the hot dog truck part was I can only imagine the glizzy you were gloving down and East St. Louis. I was like that five

you go to the strip club you get that 5 a.m. Glizzy. You just jump cutting. that thing in the parking lot yeah dude not even indoor glissies yeah outdoor glissies okay I would say probably any any glizzy that has a really high quality bun um the bun is like what makes it really and the char marks it has to have like some dark charmed oh for sure can't be it can't be a raw glizzy can't be out there clobbing raw glissies now you can though you can though um

I don't need grow marks on my glizzies if I'm at some really reputable place. Low key, the best glizzy is like my grandmother used to make it like this. You split it down the middle and open it a little bit. So it's connected. And for whatever reason, like fry it on both sides that way. And you get that little char on the top. And that used to be so good. Cut the glizzy.

Catch up. Catch up mustard. I'm a big I'm a big relish guy I eat glissies sometimes Glizzy no bond double and I'm a big I'm a big beans and frank guy also I will say this Nate we used to stop at the 7-11 all the time and get glizzies at two in the morning Yo um I I could confess something like is this a safe space race sure once in a while I stop and get a spy spicy bite from 7-Eleven. You get a what? A spicy bite.

What's a spicy bite? So it's right next to the glizzies. It's like the slightly bigger glizzy in there. That's usually in between the little tequitos and the regular glizzy. What animal is in a glizzy? Bro. To be 100% honest, it's probably all the animals. Because they say they make glizzies with the scraps of the meat market.

So in my head, it's all of it. Glysses is the malt liquor of meat. But do you like baloney? Were you a baloney fan? No, fuck no. Because they're all in the same category. It's just like, hey, like, what are we going to do with all this extra stuff?

Yeah. It's kind of like recycled meat, you know? Yeah. That's interesting, Nate. It's weird. How do you feel? No, I'm not going to talk about this. Go ahead, because we're about to finish.

This is the last thing we're going to say. This is worth it. Yeah. You know like the you know like the trays like the box trays that you get like to go boxes and everything Like you know how they're always like like like you can tell when they're like the recycled like recycled ones yeah Do you think I think that's weird do you think that's weird the fact it's no it's like no okay so this is interesting that used to be garbage I know but the grays you used to put on in the NFL there's these drawers Where we come and get our grays like they're basically we'd wear these I love those athletic underwear that I took a whole box I

stole them. I have my own, no. No, I know what you're about to say. No, that's weird. But what I'm saying is, yeah, my Franken beans is sitting where his Franken beans was yesterday or three hours ago. If they washed the clothes quick enough, it's the same thing. It's actually less nasty than the grays. You know, they basically washed the cardboard and then came out of the dryer and then now it's a recycled. Yeah. But like, sometime when you get those grays, they still might be a little wet, they still might stink a little. What about the, what about some? Did you have?

But it's just, I'm just saying like when they're doing, when they're cleaning this carboard. Grays to be damp. But when they're cleaning these cardboard, like, how do we know like that whatever's being recycled back into that? You're eating a glizzy from, from 7-Eleven. Yeah, I know. You're eating a glizzy with like another, like a hot glizzy, dude. You're eating a hot glizzy. You're in there with a hot glizzy.

I don't think the packaging should be your concern. You're worried about the fucking the thing you take home, the cancer bomb in? Yeah. That thing's loaded with radioactive material, dude. You had to reach behind the standard dog to get that 7-Eleven. This shit's good. By the way, 7-Eleven days coming up soon. We'll do a podcast about it.

Free slurpee. Yeah. All right. Y'all take care.