Green Light with Chris Long - William Hayes in a Tent in Africa, Surrounded by Lions.

Episode Date: March 5, 2020

Welcome to Africa - 00:05. Why are we in Africa? - 8:02. African Wildlife - 16:47. Lion Appearance - 20:15. Will's Circle of Life - 27:36. Another Lion Appearance - 32:17. Mailbag - 32:25. Football Roster of Safari Animals - 33:45. Hot or Cold Pizza - 42:57. Lion Appearance - 54:07. Will on Dinosaurs - 54:30. Who would Will beat 1v1 Basketball - 1:01:11. Will Hayes Storytime - 1:08:12. About Chalk Media: Following the unfiltered voice and vision of Chris Long, Chalk Media is the interactive online community for you, the intelligent and humorous sports fan. Driven by access, Chalk delivers a unique perspective that cuts through the canned talking points and provides a variety of content from your favorite sports and entertainment celebrities. Here at Chalk, we don’t take ourselves too seriously, but we are rooted in challenging the perception of professional athletes. We embrace the “real” with a unique combination of humor and intelligence. Chalk is a community with a voice beyond 240 characters that brings a perspective and vibe to a traditionally brash and boastful sports media space. Subscribe and enjoy weekly content including podcasts, documentaries, live chats, celebrity interviews and more. Nothing is off-limits at Chalk - hot news items, trending discussions from the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, NCAA are just a small part of what we will be sharing with you. 🌍🏀🏈SUBSCRIBE NOW ⚾🏒⛰️ http://bit.ly/chalknetwork Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Okay, so where the fuck are we? Africa. I don't know what part, though. East Africa. East Africa. Tanzania. We were on the lines, tigers, and bears. There's no bears.

Right, there's no bears. There's got to be a bear around here somewhere. Maybe. All Africa, there ain't one bear? So this is Green Light, your host, Chris Long. Special, special, special guest here. Now, don't say special like, it's like, I'm... No, I mean, like...

This is the best guest I've ever had. Oh, absolutely. Do you think I was just going to start the pod and just shit on you? Right. I hope not. No. Because I was about to end the shit real quick. Yeah, okay.

This is William Hayes, and he's not going to end it because we have this remote podcast thing set up. It's the first time I've ever set it up. So, Godspeed, I hope it actually works. Will is staying in a tented. It's like a tent, right? Yeah, but it looks like a head. house also. Yeah, well, it's a five-star tent. It's like a hundred yards away and it's dark outside. It's nine o'clock at night. And there's lions out there. There's, what else is out there?

Hyenas. I don't heard of a couple of them. There's, there's hippos, all types of, just treacherous animals that could absolutely mark us both. No, no, no, no, no, I ain't getting murked by nothing. Okay, well. Yeah, I didn't kill me something out here. Okay, and that's why you have been tipping, like, literally receptionists and stuff to walk into your room. Right. True or false? I have the whole time, and I'm going to keep doing that. So as bad as this podcast might go. And I'm looking for the baddest motherfucker to walk me there in a room every night, too.

I ain't going to be nobody who I know that I can whoop real quick, you know what I mean? So there's people on this resort that can whoop you? Oh, yeah. Man, it's a dude walking around here with a damn a machete. He's a Maasai tribesman. Yeah. And he's essentially, I mean, these dudes are badass. Right, he had to go kill a lion as a youth that, like, become one with the tribe.

Now, you're trying to tell me, now, as a child, you go out to fight a lion? Yeah. You're a bad boy. Yeah. I ain't got nothing to do with you. So that's your security detail to the room every night. Oh, yeah, and I pay him good, too. You've been slipping everybody, Abraham Lincoln's.

What? I didn't do $75 when we left. For what? For walking me to my room every night. My safety is important to me. Yeah, your safety is important to me too. You're an integral part of this Water Boys trip. We're out here for Water Boys.

So again, I don't even know if I've said who it is yet. You said it like three or four times. You're like William Hayes. William Hayes. Right. William Hayes. I like the Waterboys thing, too. It's a very special thing you're doing.

Thanks, bro. I got to hold another initiative that I want you to start up. Oh, yeah. Well, we'll get to that in a minute because we're here for, I just want to give people a little background information. Every year I bring NFL players and veterans over to Tanzania to raise money for clean water. We do projects out here. We do projects in Kenya.

We do some projects domestically with hometown H2O. We have an NBA branch, Hoops 2O. But we bring folks over to learn about this beautiful country, Tanzania, which is the place that I first had passion for this cause. So some of the guys climb, Kili. them we're just starting the safari program. So this year I'm doing the safari program. We've got Greg Bell, former Ram, Chris Draft, former Ram, Panther, Whitney Merciless, Houston Texan, Miles Garrett, Cleveland Brown, also a paleontologist. Oh yeah, a bit-time dinosaur guy. And he's going to be a, he's going to go, he's going to go dig for bones when he's down playing

football. He's, he's tired of you already this trip. He's tired of your dinosaur denying. I know. I'm not missile masks so so basically it's myself and william in addition to that group uh and we are doing the safari thing and we got moses too moses is our safari driver yeah he's a he's a big intricate part of like big part of my safety yep he's a big part of William safety so there's an entire team here facilitating William safety right i was about to use the bathroom day he was like oh it's the lines out here i was like oh don't worry about me using the bathroom then so we're on safari so it's been a two three days safari it's a safari program where yeah i had to start this safari program because not everybody wants to climb Kelly.

Oh, no. That's over. So there would be no chance of me ever getting you out here if there were not the safari program, essentially. Hell no. So it's effective. No, because it's like animals around us. Yeah.

Right. No, uh-uh. No, I'm not walking up no mountain regardless of the situation. Yeah. With wildlife. Yeah. And they got guns? No, there's no guns up there, but also like your climb starts at like 8,500 feet.

There's not a lot of lions there. Right, but you got to start there. Like, so when you start going to walking from the bottom, up is a potential be a lion well no see technically um we are in arusha which is at where we where we usually you fly into tanzania to do killy which a number of guys do i've been doing killy for years with nflb players and veterans and then you know as i said we started the safari program but when will and i and anybody who visits here to go on safari or killy a lot of times they stay in arusha the first night arusha is 5 000 feet you drive four or five hours and gain 3,000

feet of elevation so you start at 8,500 so there's no there's really not a big threat of lions at 8500 so what what animals up there? You'll see some monkeys you'll see some cool birds mountain lions that we don't have mountain lions here in Tanzania oh why why all right because they live in North America I'm not sure about all that either whatever was got to be similar type of wild animal up there well they they actually mombas there's no mombas evidently and I sure of that because black mamba is the number one to turn for me like spending a lot of time in Tanzania. There's no mamba's evidently up there. Now there are some snakes but there's no mambas.

Now, poison snakes? I'm not positive there's poisonous snakes or not. It's better. I don't know that. All right. So essentially to answer your question 8,500 feet, there's really not a lion issue. Is that back in the day... Mosquitoes? There's some mosquitoes. Yeah. So, so back in the day they said at the Shira Plateau, which is like, you know even 1200 or you know 12,000 11,000 feet in there which is above the kind of forest where you put it in they said that back in the day before people frequent in kill you get lines that wander up there so all those lines gone they're gone okay leave it to the guides to right to convince but interestingly enough a year or two ago they found elephant bones at uh kebo hut which is 15,000 feet is the last camp before you summit killie they found elephant bones. It might not been an elephant. What could it have been?

Some type of prehistoric dinosaur. Just, you, oh, so you do believe in dinosaurs. What's the dinosaurs with a little things? Woolly mammoth. Yeah, it could have been a woolly mammoth. So you do believe in dinosaurs. So we'll get, we're going to get. Y'all seen them up there, then.

We're going to get to that in a minute. William does not believe in dinosaurs. Again, 11-year. Well, you probably could have took his leg and made something out of it. Here we go with the whole fossil denier. All right, let's go. Let's keep it moving. So, again, to reiterate, William, who does not want to climb Kilimanjaro for the reasons I just listed.

No, it's not. We'll never climb Kilimanjaro. Yes. So he would never be here if it weren't for this safari trip, which is great. No, no, I know. I like to meet the people. Yeah, well, we're going to the villages. Right.

That's great. So we're going to go look at some projects. I'm going to, I'm thinking about going to the Kenya. You're thinking about going to Kenya, just on your own. In June. No, with y'all. Oh, good. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, good. Yeah. You talked to John about that. Uh-huh. Yeah. So. Okay, good. Shout out Nicole Woody.

Runs my foundation. Shout out of the wood. So essentially, you know, we're doing the safari thing and then we're going to go see projects. But we've been at this thing for like three days now. We were staying in the Serengetti, which is a huge, huge expansive park. Yeah, I don't think you did a good job with placing our rooms, the beautiful rooms. Beautiful rooms. but you put it in the midst of lines

God damn I know you just heard that line Oh my god You heard it Am I tripping? You're not Hold on a second Golly

So we just definitely heard a fucking line Yeah Right where we live in it And that one made sense to me That you You see what I'm saying What We just heard a line

Right outside Our room A tent Yeah I mean we're staying in these tents. They're like, quote-unquote tents. They're not like...

They're not really, no, they're structures. They're structures that are tinted. So, you know, like if you were to book a high-end wedding, they put you in a tent like this.

At a high-end way? Are you talking to Africa? No, I'm saying, like, just in the States, if you were booking like a high-end wedding and you had a rain plan, you know,

the really nice tenting that people use. That's the tenting that we're using. Nah, well, we normally do it in churches and like people stay in hotels. Oh, is that, No, hell now, we'll do that tent shit.

Okay. I ain't never heard of it. Some white people's shit. No, no, no, now, I ain't enough of white people. I'm pretty sure some black people standing in the tent, too. Yeah. I haven't seen them out here, so I know there's some people staying in the tent. Black people, you know?

You heard it. Yeah, I heard some again. Is that a lion? Hell, yeah, you did. Man, come on, man. Hold on. I'll take one headphone off. I got the headphones on.

That's kind of the problem. It was like three of them again. Yeah. Do you know lions barking and not roar? Yeah, I hear it. Thank you. I learned that That they bark and not roar

It doesn't sound like your typical Like movie Lion roar Like you know the intro to I'm not doing it No you've been doing it the whole time You can't do it for people on Greenlight Pod

That's the name of the podcast Greenlight Pod Greenlight Pod You can't do it for the Green Light Pot No I can't because I value our safety first And there's a fucking lion I'm not so I don't want to Can you please just give them like one animal noise how did I describe this dwelling?

It's a tent. Tint, yeah, okay, whatever. Destruster. Like, he just made the dismayed noise, and then we can move on. Come on. There's people outside walking. Yeah, they've got to get eaten.

A lot of it's my foundation director. Is that Nicole? What? What are you going to do? Go out there and Sable? We have to. I can't. I know, Nicole's one day, motherfucker.

There's a line out there. Hey, listen, I'll tell you that right now. I love the Woody to death, but I ain't going out there to save him. She is lunch. lunch food. Lunch food? Oh yeah.

You're gonna drag a head out there in the woods and eat that ass the more and I ain't got nothing to do with it. Also, Black Mamba is terrifying. They call them the seven step snake out here. Yeah. Because they say you have seven steps and you're gonna die. 20 minutes after they bite you supposedly, if you don't get the antivanov in you, you're fucked.

And they're out here. Yeah, I don't know how true that is, though. They're definitely out here. I don't know if they're that poisonous. They're pretty fucking poisonous. fucking poisonous. John, the guy with said he knew a story of three dudes that they hang out by

like rivers and stuff and a lot of villagers like actually gathering water, which is like actually makes a lot of sense. Are down by the river gathering water. We're cutting up firewood and mamba is like hang out on the banks and John told me an anecdotal story

of three dudes that were down by the river cutting firewood. All got hit. They died in the car. He couldn't even get to the village. It's a neurotop. How long did it tell you? 20 minutes, supposedly. That's kind of like the going rate on Black Mamba. I got bit by a brown recluse spider.

Me too. And I didn't even go to a doctor there. That's weird. Yeah, and I didn't even like, I really didn't get a fever or anything. Yeah, I just ate it. Where did it bite you? Huh? Where did it bite you?

My shoulder? I got it on the ankle, right ankle. Right. Yeah, still got a scar. Yeah, I ate it. Really? Yeah. So I might have an antivenum.

You might be immune to... No, I don't think that works. If you're, like, immune to spiders, I don't think it crossed over to... No, I went... When I came to Africa the first time, I got me some vibranium. Come again? When I went to Africa, the first time, I got me some vibranium, so I don't have those issues. It's from the movie.

What movie? Black Panther. Yeah. Anyways... Hey, that movie was inspiring to my community. I can't... I can't deal with you right now. No, I'm serious.

No, I'm serious. I've legit heard people say that and I just didn't I didn't believe Chadwick Bozeman Bosworth What's his name? Black Panther What's his name dude?

I don't know I know it's check with something You're gonna get more heat for that to me I'm not getting him I know exactly who he is like I know if I saw him I don't because I don't know the actor's name But yeah Bozeman I was right the first time

I scared the shit on me I think he gets tired of doing that symbol I don't he can see all the pictures that he looks like pretty exhausted by everybody walking. If I ever see him, yeah. And public,

I'm throwing the symbol up. And he's going to roll his eyes. No, no, no, no, no. He's going to throw it back at me. Oh, yeah, he has no choice. I would go tap him on the shoulder. And I would definitely get his tension. And what if he's like, guards?

Guards. Guards? For what? I ain't doing that. I ain't trying to hurt him. Just random dude just touched my shoulder. Like, he brought us together, boss. It's deeper than the shit, you know. Okay.

Anyways. All right. What were we talking about your bullshit story about vibranium? All right. Black Mamas. So everywhere you go here, like, they could be out. Yeah, I don't, yeah, that's... Nine feet long, extremely venomous.

That's what stopped me from really going out. Yeah, I haven't been by no pool. I went to the pool twice. No, no, I didn't. But I did think about that when I jumped in today, I was like, you know, when you're a kid and you jump in a pool and you think about, is there snakes in here? Right. There's sharks in here.

Right. I don't know if you used to think there were sharks in pools. No, I didn't think it was a shark in the pool. I thought there were, like, in deep end. I thought there was a great white shark. In like a swimming pool? No, I didn't think it, but generally that's like a kid thing to be a little bit of afraid of a shark. Like, think about sharks.

Like at the beach? The deep end of a pool, bro. If you're six, seven years old, you might think about it once or twice. I'm going to be honest with you. Like at six or seven, we had like the little bitty pools. Yes. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like the little circle pools?

Yes. Like two feet? Yes. So I wouldn't really worry about a shark getting me out of that. Well, yeah, I mean, but, you know. When I moved up to like the regular pools, I was like. middle school. Yeah, just trust me on this one.

You think about sharks sometimes. Yeah, at the ocean. I don't even put my... I think that's still a lion. Dog, come on, you hear it. No, it's... Yeah, you're not crazy. But I don't even put my feet in water at the ocean.

Because I'm terrified of sharks. Me too. I mean, I put my feet in the house... I got bit by a fish at the ocean. But can I tell you this? What the problem is? I thought about the black mama today when I jumped in the pool. Okay, what happened?

It popped in my head. It pops in my head on the shitter. Like, you know, you know... Snakes come up through toilet. That's what I'm saying. Right. I don't we how do we shit I don't see on toilet how do we stand up yeah and hopefully it just hits the water Because of the black mom yeah you just

It's very creative that you made that up on the spot what you mean because there's no way that's what you're doing I'll show you next time not not interested I'm just telling you okay it's like a real stand-up over the toilet and just hopefully it falls in showing me He just stood up like to show me what it looks like to to to Like I had to imagine the stance that you... Right. Yeah. Yeah, you got to just split the toilet. So...

And just... So I do worry about black Mamas. We have not seen one out here. I did see a spitting cobra one year. That was pretty dope. What you mean dope? It was fucking cool, dude. He was at a distance where...

So, like, if you seen a black Mamba in that distance, you'd be, like, kind of... I'd be kind of hyped. No, no, not me. I got to know my opponent. What do you mean? Got to know my opponent. Got to know what I'm dealing with.

We saw all the other animals. Black Mambas. That's the only thing that scares you. I mean, I have a healthy fear for all these animals, but, you know, I have a scouting report on the other ones. I have not seen a black mom in person. Okay. We saw, we saw baboons up on like a hundred foot rock.

Yeah, that was pretty cool. They were hiding from a lion. Right. We also saw like lions up in a tree. We saw Cheetah with four, uh, four cubs. Four cubs. I thought the cheetah was all right with me. I thought the cheetah was the coolest.

And because they, like, the cubs was cool. Like, they just went laid up under car for the shade. Great disposition. Um, the imposterone. Paulas are just fucking boring. Like even... There's so many of them that you don't even get a sight about them. You're like, dude, I just fucking flew halfway around the world, and I see a different looking deer.

Yeah. And also, you know, even the safari gods are like, oh, Impala. Right. It's like 50 of them. Okay. Like, when it's quiet, we haven't seen anything in a while. Like, you ever notice Moses, like, he's like, oh, I got to show them. There's some fucking animals out here.

Right. He'll be like, oh, Impala. Oh. Dick Dix Or What you show us a Dick Dix? They're the miniature deer

They're like They come up to your knee And they are called dick Dix And they're really Like not They're not They're not I walked right up to one

Yesterday on the way to the pool I actually like was I actually had one as a pet It stayed in my room Okay Yeah Yeah you Okay

I'm not even gonna talk that one out What Not gonna talk it out So we saw that we saw a fucking oh hippo pool yeah the hippo wasn't that cool to me

I didn't think so I didn't like the hippos You weren't into the hippos No it was pretty stupid They just laid in the water and like do poop everywhere That's the worst

That's the worst take of the pod What That the hippos Are overrated They was definitely overrated They just stayed there They didn't do no Oh they just

And they did open their mouth up Yeah that's it fucking cool And they're the size of You know minivans And they slunk poop the whole time. They do.

They take dumps. You can't even like, you really can't even focus right now because you keep hearing that line outside. Right? Yeah, dude. There's a lion outside. So the hippos, they take dumps and they flip their tail back and forth to just like fling the shit. Like they fling turds like 30 yards each way. And they got big teeth.

You know, you grow up. on hippos as being these really gentle giants. But they're really mean, though. They're mean. They like the most deaths and, uh, they, yeah, I think they got the most, uh, most, um, deaths. Most kills. To their name. Yeah.

Uh, you gotta respect that, though. An animal to be reckoned with. Because if you think about that, a hippo ain't just like walking up, like, like, you put yourself in a situation and get killed by a hippo. Yeah, that, you're not just like walking to the market, getting attacked by a hippo. Yeah, you decide to go up to the water and like, oh, let me get a self-off. Well, you know, well, to... Well, you walk by...

Playing devil's advocate here, a lot of water sources. You know, a lot of people getting water from the same places that hippos are. So that would factor into that statistic as well. So, I mean, that's good you digging these well, so... Yeah, so that's, yep. So... What? That's deep.

It's deep. We also saw a kill today. Finally, Will wanted to see a kill. Oh, man. You know I've been all on that. All on it. Yeah, me and my son look. at Nat Geo every day and we look at kill so to come out here and be able to see a

lion that which they don't eat birds eat a bird god damn what the fucker is I know you heard that Ceylon I know you heard it something that killed yeah we're talking about a kill no I understand I know but we're talking about a fucking kill I think they understand our language but you heard something just hollering I think those animals understand our language bro all right maybe I'm tripping no I heard it too. All right. Keep it on.

That's either a really creaky gate or something just getting its fucking jugular bit. Come on, man. You know it ain't a damn gate. We've been out here the whole time. You ain't heard nothing sound like that, though. Sounds like a fucking... Something getting mauled. Jeez.

Yeah, the fucking, the Impala's overrated. Elephant, terrific animal. Oh, elephants are dope. Terrific animal. If I, if... I think that's like the animal I would want to be, but I can't really choose them because of being chosen already. Oh, yeah, we were playing spirit animal in the safari truck.

And who picked an elephant? Ben. Oh, yeah. Ben, Garland. Yeah, and he had a great reason for it, too. Garland picked an elephant because family-oriented and generally gentle and less provoked. Right. And when they get provoked, they can get.

They can get nasty. What was your spirit animal? My spirit animal, I'm going back and forth between sometimes I feel like a hyauntal. Sometimes I feel like a leopard Why do you feel like a hyena? But then you say the leopard was like your least favorite animal? No, the least favorite encounter for me. It was underwhelming.

But I do like the fact that the leopard is kind of observant. You know, it's sitting up in the tree. It's off to itself. It's doing its own thing. Okay. You know, it doesn't have to answer to anybody. Right. But then sometimes I feel like a hyena, man.

Scavenger? Just a fucking scavenger. You just wait to somebody, like, you can't kill none of yourself? So you just make some of the other good. Yeah, I just feel like a total waste of space. And you just come to eat the bones. Sometimes you feel like a dignified leopard. Sometimes you feel like a, you know, a real shithead.

You just don't want to do that much work. I get it. Yeah. So, hyena, hyena is a real cool. They are a lot cool than what I thought there's going to be. Yeah, they're totally, they get bad raps and movies. They, you know, a hyena is always a villain in a movie. He is.

He does that. He does that. Okay. Well, the lion deserves to be a bit of a villain as well. What do we learn on this trip? That mill lions, if they come up. take over pride they kill all the babies they kill all the babies yeah i can't respect that they also don't really like the males they don't really do the hunting right but like then again you got to kind of

respect the line too he don't want to carry nobody else baggage dog yeah no no no no i get that part like if like you had a woman with like four kids and she was like very attractive yeah and you could be like listen we're going to go put all these kids in the um orphanage can't what and then me you're going to start our own life that's what the lion does that's what the lion does yeah it's ridiculous yeah i don't like it i thought you're gonna say that the woman's putting the kid through college because yeah because she's out hunting dude she's like the like the like the lion until the new milaness yeah yeah well i'm just saying like the male lion gets so much undue credit in uh in in film and uh in cartoon film and and i'm tired of it i think i've hit my boiling point with it

You know, I'm on this safari. I'm hearing that lions kill babies indiscriminately. It kind of make you not respect Mufusica as much as much as if you're lying king. I don't. It makes me question Disney. It makes me question, you know, like. Because they made Mastafel look like a real guy. Who is it?

He wasn't. Mastafa from Lying King. He just screwed up Mufasa's name three different ways. Mastafah. Are you in Mufasa? That's here you go. Mufasa, yeah. They made him look like a real dude.

I'm just so... But I didn't even like the way he died in the movie. Yeah. Well, the last one or... The last one? Or the one back when we were kids? Yeah. But did he...

Did you see the new one? Yeah, the movie. Was Mufasa back? Yeah, he was back, but I didn't like that movie at all. So did he die in that movie? Oh, yeah. It's the same movie. Oh, so it's the same movie.

Yeah, it's the same movie. Just reanimated. Right, with real animals. See, I heard somebody talking about Mufus... Like, Mufusse... is back and I'm like how the fuck they write him back in the script he's dead. He's back but he's dead again

it's the same fucking script it's the same as that movie gotcha it's the same movie but it's it's like lions talking yeah it's really weird yeah yeah if you could they also talked in the first movie right but it's a cartoon yeah okay so it's a real

lion like so the CGI makes it like so it's not like everything he talks it's so so I got to question all those movies now I just can't respect the lion anymore. I mean, like, and I have a lion tattoo on my back. You need to go get it covered up. Fairly large.

And put a jackal. That's your favorite animal. Oh, the jackal is cool. The coolest animal we're seeing. What was your number two again? A turtle. Which is absurd. It wasn't even a remarkable fucking turtle.

This turtle looked like the turtle that Dr. Fax, Nate Collins, you know, my buddy who's on Greenlight Pot a lot, he brought a turtle home from the James River in college right had it in a box ever since that's that's what the fucking turtle that you saw no the turtle like it was what he was doing what was he doing just chilling on a rock and a little puddle dog and he wasn't bothering nobody that's kind of what they do like geographically worldwide right but he did in Africa so like which is which made it even cooler just all that chaos commotion going on around him and he was just like just chilling

it got a haina on one side a line on the other side and And he just mind his own damn business. Yeah. It was pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, it was fucking cool. But the jackal was pretty cool. You got to give me that one.

The jackal, yeah. The jackal was pretty cool. You had a lion legit eating a Wittebe's head. You had, what, seven hyenas across the street? Yes. And the jackal was sitting between them and didn't even, like, butch. The jackal was cool as fuck. The way he was laying there, I mean, like, you know,

a hundred yards away, a lion. is just dragging a fucking 3,000-pound wilderbie, or no, a buffalo. And you had, what's called? And you had some hyenas, that you call it straight. Yeah, hyenas, watching the lion, waiting for him to, you know, walk off so they could finish off the kill. And what's the Jackal doing? Jackal was, like, laying on his side with his, with his legs crossed and his fucking

hand supporting his head with his elbow on the ground. Like, that's exactly what he was doing. It looked like it. That's the, you know, the, the animal kingdom. form of that pose is what he was doing. I appreciate it. Yeah, I appreciated it too. He showed me he was a real person.

And for you to, for you to, to select the jackal as your power rankings number one animal in the park, that was a little bit shocking. That's sent shockwaves to the entire group. Yeah, that's cool. But now I'm starting to get it. It's compelling.

You got to understand it, though. Yeah. Like, for an animal, like, don't give a damn what you got going on. He just mind his own business. Yep. Another day in the park. So that's kind of the, yeah.

Another day and they get it. You know, you got a line getting the mall or something, hyenas across street. We actually saw two kills, sort of, one and a half, as you described it. Right. Well, two and a half, because you got the, what's called, the cheetah killed the baby today. Yes, yes. But that's a half because we saw, we only saw the aftermath, not the kill. Yeah, so it would be two then.

Yeah, well, we saw, we saw a lion kill a guinea fowl, which supposedly, and it looks like a pheasant or something. like it looks like a cool you know like something people would hunt back home but um they don't supposed to eat them he said it was the first time that yeah lions do not kill these yeah he said like it was like he came up he was like

it was the legit the first time it was doing some research it was like this first time they ever seen a lion kill one these things and then turn around and we saw it and then turn around he kills a second one in front of us so we yeah so he did kill two birds so we saw two two and a half one he's seen one he's seen him kill one yep but the other one, you know, he told us right before he killed him, like,

got you, got you, got you, yep. So we've seen two after masks and one kill. So we've seen history. We did see history. Yeah. Not too, really we should be calling the press about this. Man, who are you telling him? A lion killed a guinea foul.

Yeah, that should be on that Gio. We saw it. I did. I witnessed that. I seemed to put the feathers off of him and eat his ass. Yeah, it was, and the other lines were looking at him. Like, we don't do that. Right.

That's not what we do, but all right, not a big deal. on to the next thing. Yeah. It wasn't a real lion, though. It was like a teenager. Yeah, it was like the punk-ass line. It was like a, yeah, just the fucking... He's me.

Yeah. Now that I think about it. Yeah. He's like going to go for some shit that's like, that's easy a easy kill. He ain't going to go put his life on the line, like, take something when he can eat chicken all day, basically. So he did. He killed a guinea fowl. He ate...

Like chicken? Yeah, it's like chicken. And it actually looks like a tasty bird. They said they are really good. Yeah. But I'm sure humans don't eat them a lot. Do they? Yeah, they say they eat them here.

Okay. So then we also saw today the aftermath. And we were in a herd of like, the driver said this, not me. 750,000 to a million zebra or Wildebeest, because it's birthing season. We're south of Serengeti, so we left today to go down to see the Wildebeest. And there were a ton of babies around, but also that means you're going to see some heartbreaking shit. But not Will, because that didn't break Will's heart. No, I was all for it.

Because it's part of Circle of Life, but. Circle of Life. Right. Explain that the way that works. And listen. Shit is just going to get eaten. It just happens, though. It's part of the ecosystem here.

You know what I mean? Yeah. You got, you got lines, and then, you know, you got what's on their menu. And they got to go get them. Yeah. So for me, personally, it's hard to feel bad when I know your ass supposed to be getting eaten. That's what's supposed to happen. It's supposed to happen, though.

It's the circle of life. And this will be used today, this baby had to be a day old. We rolled up on it. And it had a bite out of its left glute that looked like, you know, a bite out of an apple. I mean, and it was a cheetah. Yes, Tances was hanging out. It was pretty, it was pretty cool. Yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was gnarly.

I didn't look at it like, damn, that was a baby. He didn't have a chance to live. No, I mean, you know, it's a cruel, cruel world out here in the serengetti. So, silver lining didn't have to deal with a lot of. it one day. RIP to that, Wildebeest. So we saw,

you know, we basically saw two and a half kills. Yeah, right. And coming away from it, I think the lions

got in a pass. I really like hyenas. Baboons are fun. Warthawks didn't mention them. But again, Impala's just... Wardhawks are cool. And then,

like, the one had like the four babies behind it? Yeah. I thought that was pretty cute. Yeah, that was very cute. It looked like a little

guinea pig. I would have felt bad. to see a warthog get lunched. Oh, no way. Oh, I'm one of one of those little babies that's to get mauled. No doubt about it, Hans. They just got a lot of personality, man. Anyways, so we saw all that.

The safari's been fun. Tomorrow we're going to the crater. In Goro, Goro, Crater. It's huge. It's like miles and miles wide. It's like, you know, you're literally standing in a crater with like a thousand foot walls. That's going to be pretty awesome. And there's one way in.

or two ways in and out, you know, because there's not like a bunch of passable little spot. So it's cool. I might see a rhino. That's what I'm hoping. Just heard another lion. That's like close. Yeah, it's probably your room's that way, though.

His voice is that way, so you're good. And your room, again, is five yards away. Come on, man. Let's put a fucking lion on the podcast. First podcast ever. What you looking for? My pen. Ink pen?

Yeah, my ink pen. Yeah, my ink pen. I didn't see no ink pen drop off. well i hope uh hope i find it because i have some stuff to write uh anyways we got a mailbag because huh you just you just gonna ask me for my pen you get ink pan you got to write some stuff too yeah i was talking about that ink pen oh okay yeah you put in your back pocket oh yeah thank you okay all righty um so i i announced that you'd be coming on the pod And people were excited.

You got a bunch of fans in all the cities you played in. And you played in Tennessee. You played in L.A. at the end. And you played in St. Louis, of course. And Miami. So I have questions from a whole bunch of William Hayes fans. And let's just open up the mailbag. We do a segment on this pod that we made up.

Okay. Nobody's ever done it before. Okay. It's called Mailbag. Okay. So basically what you do is when you don't have anything to talk about, you ask Twitter to basically write the script of your podcast. They send in questions.

I like it. Yeah. So it's a nice failsafe. The first question is, can you make a roster with animals you've seen on the trip? That's from B Nelly. I get pretty close to it. I have like the elephants. That'll be my O-Li-Li.

Yep. You know, um, so I have my, the, the rhinos, let me start off. No, the elephants would be like my guards. Yep. The, um, center. Golly. The elephants are guards? Yeah.

Man, they seem more like tackles to me. No, no, no, no, no. Because the thing about the elephants. Rhinos are going to be my tackle. They're more athletic. They're more athletic. Yeah. They're built like guards.

Well, I don't care. Elephants are built like tackles. We had a big end, like I want me some Leonard Davis is up there. We're going to move the pocket homes. I know, but like, how does a, How does a rhino? I'm just saying I have a harder time with, I had a harder time with shorter guards.

That play tackle, right. Yeah, but traditionally. I ain't talking about, you're talking, this is my line up, not yours. Yeah, okay, so right? Okay, right? So you can respect that. Did you have, did you have a hard time with short guard?

I mean, tackles? Sometimes. Right, because you can't, it's hard to get up under them. Not all the time. But, like, the guards like that are, like, hard for me. Like, tackles like that was hard for me. Yeah, me too, I guess.

I can respect that. I would tell you, like, my two cents on, you know, packaderms as offensive linemen, there's three major packaderms out in this. Right, but that's you, though. So, no, so center, guard, and tackle, those are, we can agree, packaderms, right? Out of the rhinos, elephants. Right, so my receivers. And the hippos.

My receivers are going to be like. Can I tell you where I would place them? I put an elephant at tackle, got the longest reach, inside move, put, the trunk out. You know, oh, Tusk, impale you. Like, you go to spin, spin on an elephant. Okay. It's over. I think I'd rather have an elephant going on Aaron Donald. Yeah, I mean, I guess so, but, you know, Aaron can line up anywhere. And now, he can't beat the elephant. You don't think so? No. I think he beat an elephant. Yeah, he might chop club his, his, his, his trunk down. Yeah. Yeah, I'll put, I'll put, um, AD might be the, I'm putting, uh, the hippos a guard, nice and wide. I like that. They don't have to

move much. God, leave to be. See? See? Right, but like, HIPPos are so lazy,

though, man. Center. Scott Wills. Like, Hippos be like, Rhypos be like Octavius Watkins. Yes. You don't want that.

You don't. He couldn't stay in shape. Oh, I mean. Yeah. We're not running a spread offense here. We didn't run no spread offense. Wow. Yeah.

So, so tackle. But he was good for three plays. So tackle elephant, guard, hippo. Center, I'm taking the Rhino because I just, I don't know, Scott Wells. Yeah. It's making me think about Scott Wells and some of the centers I play with.

What about tight end? Jason Kelsey's got a little rhino vibe, tight end. Grunk? What's you thinking? Because I'm going to be, I need a bit tight end. So I'm thinking tight end I'm going to go. I don't know, man. I'm looking up a list of animals real quick out here.

We're spending a lot of time. A leopard? Yeah, maybe a leopard. I can say a leopard. Yeah, maybe a leopard. The sheep is going to be cheeses. Yeah, a leopard would be actually pretty good. Because a leopard's fucking fast, powerful, you know, good, good route runner probably.

Strong at the top of the route. I'm taking the receivers. I'm taking the cheetah. Yeah, definitely, right? Speedy. There's literally a guy nicknamed Cheetah that plays wide receiver. Quarterback? Quarterback, you need somebody who's calm under pressure.

Who's that? A jackal. Yes. Yeah. They're jackals. Jackal. but so is Kyle and Murray Warhawk

Running back fullback fullback for sure Wardhog You know and We're gonna run a lot of 21 So we're gonna need him to get in shape Right he gotta be a bit Wilhawk What's taking that to the running back Running back

Think of Todd girler It's just lions just popping off out in the distance Like we fucking know you're here Like yo we know We know That's by my room That's not by your room What ways they come from?

Straight ahead. He likes the podcast. What can I say? Running back, I think I'm going to go with, oh, not the Impala, the other big, beefy deer out here. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's going to be like one of these deer-like animals. Right.

Defense of an. Defense of an, I might go lying. Yeah, absolutely. We're going to be, and we're going to be like the dude line, too. So we're not going to play hard? Huh? We're not going to play hard? No, we're going to pick and choose our plays.

That's not how I like to play. I know it was a joke. Nah, I mean, I just think the line light, the male line, like, if some shit go down, you know you can count on them. Yes, yes, big third down. Right. You need to play. You need to play.

I got the lion, too. I agree, I agree. Now, now, moving inside, we're going to do... I'm picking Aaron Donald. I'm going with a... A Honey Badger. A Honey Badger. I like that.

Yeah. We asked our driver. They don't like to play? Yep. That's him right there. They don't like to play with people. Like even his teammates. Yeah, no, no.

Not a big jokester. Not a jockster. But he don't take shit from nobody. Doesn't take shit from anybody. And it always serious. And very athletic and tough. Right. And that's what the Honey Badger is.

And I know that, you know, Tyra Matthew you as the Honey Badger but I would put in emotion that if you know we're drafting this team I agree with you that yeah that uh yeah that uh I asked the driver earlier this week I said can a lion survive a black mama bite and he goes no fuck no like basically and uh he's like the only animal I've seen survive a black Mamba bite with regularity is the Honey Badger he'll lay down like he's dead for five minutes and then he just pops up no they got like like Undertaker done yeah yeah you got interviewing them so they're like going in his coma and then like they come out of shit like they shake it off and they go back to fighting again

yep and uh i like that so then we've got linebackers you know middle linebacker they're different now i i really like hyenas yeah scavengers because they take all your plays yes they just like you make the tackle and then they like just jump over top yep they'd be like oh i had 100 tackles this year thanks a lot d-line right yeah that was damn close Just a little curious. Just curious about, you know, like how many subscribers we have. How many, oh, we have 10,000, Mr. Lion? Golly, it's hard to focus.

I'm terrified. I ain't a lot to you. Well, dude, we're good. I gotta go to my room. Yeah, well, you can't because that might not even be a lion, dude. I mean, shit. So now we've got DBs. DBs, I guess, you know, what's, can Cheetahs play both ways?

Impala's. DBs are definitely Impala's. Right, pretty. Yeah, just fucking... Real pretty. Just posing all the time in the serengetty. Righty McLeod. You know, like, that's what the Impala...

What you did? Rodney McLeod is the prettiest DB I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. Yeah. He's going to be real neat. Very well-dressed. Yes. DB's Impala's, for sure.

Fast as fuck. Safety's got to be a little different. They got to be like kind of nutcases. You just described Rodney and Rodney's a safety. Yeah, right, but Rodney's a pretty safety. Okay. Like, you get down the strong safety. He doesn't play pretty.

No, no, no, no. He's a dog. Yeah. But he's going to look pretty on that field. He's going to make sure he's got a swag, adjusted correctly. Then you get to like the TJ McDonald's camp chancellas. Oh, yeah. They don't.

Yeah, that's, that's, that's, um, yeah, I wonder who that would be. Maybe that's the one animal that we are, um, we're not getting here. Cougar or something? They don't have cougars. Yeah. Right. So I don't know then. Yeah.

Yeah. So anybody have any suggestions on which animal would be a safety? Let us know. While in Tanzania, do you think global interaction is important to experience and why? That's from Trent. Yes, of course. Absolutely. Got to travel.

I just think it's give you another perspective on life. You meet different people, like things you read, normalcies you take for granted at home. Right. You know, you learn. Like the $20 today. Yeah, well, that's, that's, you know. I didn't realize how, like, powerful $20 was here compared to, like, I mean, I know it's like, you know, it's a little bit more poverty here, you know.

But it's just the fact that, like, you know, I just had a 20 and I was, the guy just been walking me into my room every single night and I handed to him. I go around the corner, he's like, started, like, damn, they're jumping up and down over $20. And I'm like, and they had, didn't run to me, like, though, like, you guys. Different reality. Right. Yeah, it's, we, we take a lot for granted. We do.

Hot pizza or cold pizza. That's from Cheat-O-Dazim. Is that real? People eat cold pizza? Fuck yeah, dude. You eat cold pizza? I had some last week. That is disgusting.

It is not. The cheese ain't melted. Like, there's no way in here like it. No, the cheese is, it's already cooked. Right, but it's like, well, I'm saying, it's cold and it's stiff. Yes. It's disgusting. It already got melted.

Right, but then it's stiffs and back up. That is a fucking great question. It's this back up? Yeah, that's a great question. So it makes it not melted no more. Hey, listen, for the people listening out there, I don't know if you ever thought about this. Once you put the cheese in the damn,

once you put that shit in the, what's the car, it's not, it goes into a solid form. I know, but. It's not melted. But it was melted at one point, so can you un melt cheese? Uh-huh. Conceptually, can you un melt cheese, bro? Well, that's like saying, like, you can melt butter into it.

If you put it back in a refrigerator, it goes back to a solid form, it's not melted no more. Yeah, I get, I mean, hey, listen. Oh, man. Technically, you might be right. The shit ain't melted no more, dog. You put that shit back in the microwave. What happened?

That cheese don't start falling off the oven? My mind is blown right now. That was deep. No, we don't eat no damn cold pizza. Cold pizza's good. No, it's not. Try it. I'm not eating no stiff cheese.

Try it, dude. I promise. The bread's cold. It's remarkable. It tastes different. So you eat cold chicken, too, then? Yeah. I mean, I eat cold chicken a lot.

That's disgusting. I mean, you know, I don't have time to heat up chicken. You don't have a minute to heat up some chicken? Very busy. Okay, wait. That's deep. Good for you. My time is not going to consist.

When you do, when you start doing podcasts, you're going to have to eat chicken cold now. Never. That's what all the podcasters do. Do they? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Podcast name for me then, brother. I ain't eat no damn cold food.

Well, cold pizza. So you eat all cold food. I eat a lot of cold food. Name a food that you might heat up. Everything. I don't eat nothing cold. Nothing. Fruit?

You heat your fruit up? No, that's supposed to be cold. Chill. The fruit don't know, the fruit don't supposed to be hot. I'm talking about food that's supposed to, like, was served hot at one point in time. How about gazpacho? I don't know what that is. That was a trick question.

Okay. It's good. Because it's cold soup. I won't eat cold soup. It's very good. I warm it up. then it's just fucking soup but right it's soup soup don't supposed to be served cold

well it is supposed to like warm you up that's not soup then yeah that's why it's a gazpacho well where's that they don't say they in America they said they in like the States yeah um what restaurants certain high end certain high end right right yeah yeah I mean I suppose you can get some

gazpacho at like a deli or something I've never heard of it city um how point we'll insert that we serve hot soup what else do i not heat up um rice you cold rice yeah stiff rice yeah that is disgusting i mean i don't have fucking time to heat up rice man what you mean you got time to put it on a plate don't you sometimes i just eat it out of the the carton there you know leftover chinese food yeah like but it's not it hasn't been in refrigerator it's been in the refrigerator so you tell you tell me you take chinese food that's been in refrigerator and you just take it and you just start munching on it yeah sometimes damn man that's that's

yeah that's that's tough cold pizza try it i will never eat cold pizza we got to make a bad or something because i want this i want this for you i want cheese has to be melted i want it it's not melted never mind it's stiff cold pizza will likes uh hot pizza only anyways hot food what's the best uh delivery pizza by the way papa johns jeez Listen, I don't like that, like, real authentic pizza. Did you see what happened with him, Papa John? Yeah. Yeah.

They still didn't stop making him from making good damn pizza. What? I thought he, yeah, I thought, like, the pizza was basically, I haven't been ordering Papa John's. Why? I just thought it was kind of canceled. I thought pizza was the Papa Johns was good. But I like Domino's better anyway. What did you see what he did?

Yeah. I thought people weren't giving him the business. I know a lot of people I mean I mean I that's cool like I'm not going like stop something I like you know I mean like I like I might I might like I don't agree what he did yes no I feel like Papa John's pizza I don't like no other pizza like like Gucci that was easy that's real dude you know I gave up Gucci you know because of all that yeah yeah but like you don't like Gucci huh because you don't like it that I did like Gucci but it's like I don't have to eat Gucci like you know if I if I my

family want a pizza It's like, well, I'm going to get one. I'm like, oh, I want some, oh. There are so many other pizza. Pizza Hut or something like that. I don't like that way they taste. Papa John's, I get my pizza exactly how I want it, and it's like, you know.

I can't. I don't like other pieces. Oh, my God. Yeah, anyways, I like dominoes better. Like, birthday party, baseball, baseball, award dinner, birthday party pizza. Yeah, I don't like they sauce. Yeah, I just like the consistency, and it's great cold.

So, um, shout out of pizza do you eat? Dominoes, bro. No, I'm telling me like what type? Cheese. Just cheese? Now, if I'm going to put some, if I, if I can build my own. You just eat a cheese pizza? Sometimes.

You're not even a man. Because I eat a cheese pizza. Yeah, hell yeah. You got to put meat on the, uh, pizza. Um, all right, so I like some veggies. So if I'm going to build a pizza. I'm putting... The only way to eat a piece is build it.

Okay. A lot of people eat cheese pizza. Right. That's like you might as well... A lot of people eat cold pizza. You might as well go eat you a damn, uh... A grilled cheese sandwich. You eat in a damn grilled cheese sandwich, man.

Come on, man. That's not true. That's how to look at it. It's totally much different than a grilled cheese sandwich. If I wanted a grilled cheese sandwich, I would just order a fucking grilled cheese sandwich. You don't have to sound educated to get your point across. Only thing you got to say... Just, just...

Listen, at the end of day, eat your cheese pizza. Shout out to C&O restaurant, Charlottesville, best grilled cheese sandwiches of all time. They got good. Yeah. You should come visit just to have one of the grilled cheeses there. All right. Yeah. Very good.

Five stars. Is that a five-star restaurant or just a five-star cheese sandwich sandwich? It's not a five-star restaurant per se. It's a very good restaurant. And they have... How's a sanitation school? Excuse me? Their sanitation school.

It's very clean. No, I'm just saying. And, like, my grandma always used to tell me, like, don't never really look at the sanitation school because, like, the Lord is. Like, a lot of times of food would be tasted better. That's, that's, I like that. I do like that, actually, in general, but this is a clean place and the food's good. Okay. But the grilled cheese is...

What makes it so special? It's like the thick bread? Yeah. I don't like a thick bread. No, you have to come taste it. You got to put, like, on some wonder bread? I'm not going to try to... Put a little butter in a pan?

Yeah. Oh, I make some baking grilled cheese sandwiches. Well, it's also a food that... A lot of people make good grilled cheese sandwiches. Yeah, but grilled cheese ain't really like a, yeah, that's not hard to make. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. So congratulations.

Right, yeah. I put a little bacon on it. Oh, that wouldn't be grilled cheese. Now, if you mix in some bacon, you're doing something. We do bacon and I have some little ham. So if I'm building a pizza. Okay. That was me building a grilled cheese.

Nice. If I'm building a pizza, I'm putting probably chicken, green peppers, mushrooms, little garlic. Why do you like pineapple on your pizza? I do put pineapple on my pizza honestly.

But like... You know it's a hot button issue for people? Right. People don't like that for some reason. They're like, oh, people who eat pizza

don't, you put pineapples on it. Very polarizing. Right. That's fine. I don't get it. I don't get you putting chicken on a pizza.

Well, if I'm going to put some meat on a pizza, it might be... Well, you know what? Pepperoni? Sausage. I'll put sausage on a pizza way before I'll put pepperoni on a pizza.

Right, right. pepperoni is is that's a thing of the past you know it's teenager stuff oh right i need to grow up then yeah adults do not eat pepperoni pizza pizza yeah pepperoni pizza is gonna ruin you feel like i'm like a health free it's gonna ruin your bet your breath um what you mean pepperoni pizza have you been walking around eating pepperoni pizza and like breathing on people i always brush my teeth no man okay so you're at a pizza party right you eat a entire person hold on you eat an entire personal pepperoni pizza

like I like big play hayes would do right right right got his own pizza right in the cut eating a fucking pepperoni pizza I want to eat a pepperoni pizza I don't you come from though but then you come out into the kitchen right to socialize more right you're gonna talk to 40 people you're gonna brush your teeth before that you have a toothbrush on you

in your pocket no but this is why I do though um And I've been using them. I just ran out of them today. But it's like these little things. They like little throwaways like that. And they look like a little toothpick and they got like a little brush on the end of them. Hmm. And I just like hit my teeth with it.

I promise you. I don't brush my teeth every single day after we didn't eat lunch. That's great. I did it. I did it with, um. But I didn't do it like with a toothbrush. I did like this little thing. With a toothbrush.

It's kind of cool. I'm just saying that doesn't really count. And if you eat pepperoni pizza, that's, It's not doing the trick. Your breath is going to be ruined. And also it's high in nitrates, and we don't need that. We're 30-something-year-old men. That's what I said.

Like, you do it for health reasons. Yeah, health reasons. And honestly, sausage tastes just as good on a pizza for me. Right. Chicken pretty good. Might throw some spinach on there. You know, I don't do anything too exotic on the pizza. Right.

I just do meat lovers and I throw me some pineapples. Every now and I throw some little black olives. Oh. Black olives and onions on a pizza? I know people, I always see that box. It's like the supreme. Dude, I've looked at the box for onions and olives for fucking years and never once moved the pencil towards that.

Right, I never thought about eating a cold piece either, so we're in the same boat. One of us is right, one of us is wrong. Right. Okay. Probably more people say, like, I don't eat the pizza the right way. But it's like, that's the way I like to eat my pizza from Papa Johns. And they got some banging-ass breadsticks, too. My son love him. Is that a lion?

Nah, that's a lion, dude. You're crazy as hell, they ain't a lion? What's that? What's that? What's that, Chris? That might be a lion. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's probably something that can kill you.

The one thing everybody loves hearing from you about, which is dinosaurs. Okay. We have a guy on the trip named Miles Garrett who really believes. Oh, he's... all the way sold on that thing it's even hard to talk to him because he's so like convinced and about these bones and i mean he's a uh was a paleontologist that's what he said he was paleontologists well he wants to he majored in paleontology yeah he's going to be it i don't know i don't even question that man how passionate he's about those dinosaurs yeah so what do you think

he's gonna he's digging for bones homes i ain't no doubt about it and your thought on the bones i think it's crazy why because i don't know if it's a dinosaur bone What could it be if it's not a dinosaur? I mean, I think it could be like a femur from a giraffe and then like they said, oh shit, let's go create something and call it a dinosaur. I don't know. And what's the motive? Because I understand that you're a dinosaur. For money.

Everything is about money in this world. Yeah, just follow the paper trail, huh? Right. That's it. Lead you to fake dinosaurs. Right. Yeah, I mean, I think it's... So to make money, governments have...

Dug up bones somehow without disturbing the topography. So museums don't make money? No, but hold on, man. That's that question. Museums make a lot of money. Right. You proved it. I didn't prove nothing.

I'm just saying, why would a government, why would it be a global cooperation? Because there's paleontologists of all nationalities, right, right, right. So did they get together at the UN summit? No, no, I didn't say it. It's not a black and white thing? No, I didn't. That's not what I mean. Right.

You said all nationalities? No, I'm saying all, yeah, I mean, well, there's. Right. So here this out, right? They took me to a museum, right? Check this out. They took me to a museum. Yes.

And they showed me where dolphins came from. And once I heard that story, and I went there with an open mind, like, okay, I might be tripping. Like, it could be some damn dinosaurs out of hand as well. I want to get back to the dog. No, guess what he told me? But I want to clear something up with you. Right.

When it comes to nationality, Australia, for instance, and Canada. Right. Okay. They have, you're saying they've cooperated with this whole lot. Right. in Brazil alike and Sweden and Denmark and India right everybody's in on this joke and make to make to make you just ask me what reason I'm done I'm just I'm just out of blood that shit they make a lot of money that's a good reason but I'm just saying you said what reason

yeah but I'm saying so that one would every motive for making up money so if that's my question if that was the motive would that be a good motive to make a lot of money I thought it was more lucrative no that's my question how you know that you know that's my question how you it's not lucrative. Bro, how much money do you think museums is named? Let's Google it. You don't take this? Google, how much money do dinosaurs museums, right?

I don't know. You'll be the first to Google that Google is going to be impressed as fuck that somebody asked that question to the machine. There's no fucking way anybody else is asking that question. And it's really irrelevant because it's not lucrative enough. But you didn't ask somebody. You said what reason? I gave you a legit reason.

Okay, you, yes. That's my, I understand. I think, I think we're on different, both on trains, different tracks. See what I'm saying? Right, right. So, all I'm saying is that imagine all these governments. I got you something. All these governments, yes?

So a good reason that, like, kind of like start making up this shit is like. What did you Google? Because. What did you Google? Huh? What did you Google? It doesn't matter. Okay, he didn't Google how much money.

No, no, this is like for the, so how much do a score cost? A million. The $25 to $100,000. $25 to $100,000. Mm-hmm. So that... I say how much it costs. Yeah, okay.

So? So? The record price was over... A record price was over $8 million. Pay for a T-Rex. Sue, now I resides in the Field Museum of Chicago. That's stupid that shit just said. Hey, honestly, when I read that, how stupid did that shit sound?

Sue resides in Chicago now It doesn't sound that stupid It sounds pretty damn stupid Like you was like Paleontologists and scientists They're like quirky You know Kind of

I mean Not in a disparaging way They're kind of nerdy They want to name their dinosaurs That's not that weird I would name a fucking dinosaur If I had the opportunity Absolutely

And so I guess what I'm saying Dress apart is a good reason That's a lot of money Off that too So this is all for Jurassic Park And of course not, Chris I just wanted to just say something stupid

Just so you can help you out No, the only thing I'm just saying, listen You ask me what a reason could be And I just said to make money Yes That's my reason I don't know why What is it like being on the trip with Miles

It's actually been really awesome I mean with the dinosaur That's what I'm talking about He's giving me a whole whole different perspective of people who search for dinosaurs. Yeah. And what is that perspective? You could be like clueless about certain things, but so smart in other areas in life.

Yeah. Because you think he's pretty intelligent. Oh, he's very intelligent. Yeah, he's big, yeah. And, but he's a very, like, he's a cool dude too at the same time, you know what I mean? Yes. But there's dinosaur shit. I just don't get it.

Yeah, it's a real strike. Yeah, like, he's deep into it. Yeah. That man told me, like, he's, he wants me and him to go and me. like a digging like kind of like the dead for a bone and in my mind i think now's gonna place the shit there for we get there to be honest with you just so he can look like a genius he gonna go ask somebody hey man listen i got this dude like he he just be saying this and some bullshit let's go ahead and like place a bit oh hell now let's put the whole let's put the whole let's put the whole

let's put the whole t-recks in the ground you know what i mean yeah and we're gonna like you know let me just whip this up in three weeks right man come on man no no no i was gonna do this next year so he can like make it like he's got a whole year to right right it's fucking absurd right that's something no I'm saying this theory is in no let's it can be absurd yeah but no man ain't ever seen no damn dinosaur that I can tell you that that's you're absolutely right right but man doesn't see every other extinct animal other than a prehistoric age well

yeah right what you're effectively saying my mind effectively saying is like if man ain't seen that shit it didn't exist and the only thing we ain't seen is the shit that bullshit prehistoric age that they done start making these damn all this money from these museums for and that's my reason I ain't talking about no more you were a brilliant basketball player you're actually great at every sport

hey you said it not me dog uh in high school tell the people about your last game you're talking about the game well there's only one last game no no that's what they call it the game oh they call it the game yeah they don't call it my last basketball game okay they'd be like me hey man

ass Hayes about the game like you know He's always talking about the game. He'd be like, they'd be like, man, some shit they ain't ever seen for. I'm just going to put my mic down and let you work. Actually, the last five minutes, I broke my right hand, and I shot with my left hand the rest of the game

and hit 25 points. 25 points in five minutes, yeah? Yeah. How were most of those buckets scored? Oh, three. Yeah. How many threes do you remember? I think I went seven for seven.

Okay, so 21 of your 25. points for three's that's really impressive thank you uh how are the other two shots one was a dunk yeah and um it was crazy like the game was on the line and they needed me yeah and i ain't had no choice but to show up and show up so that one was a dunk and then what were the other what was the other shot um pretos because you know i had to ice the game yeah yeah yeah tried to foul me like uh like uh like uh yeah um That was like my first, that was like, that was a Mamba moment. Yeah?

We just didn't know what it was called in. Yeah. Got it. Yeah. Okay. Rest and peace, Kobe. So I had a Mamba moment. You had a Mamba moment.

Yeah. But it's not that one time, plenty times. But that was the game. Yeah. State championship. Oh, yeah? Yeah. And we was down, we was down with 21.

You didn't win the national championship, though? No. Just the state championship? That's good. Okay. I was just going to say it's just not that big of a deal. Right, right, right, right. I mean, it's a great game.

Right, right, right. That's what it was about. I'm not an NBA player, boss. Yeah. I'm just saying it was just a game. But you can beat NBA players. Yes, some. Yeah, I question.

Who can you beat off the top of your head? I think I could be on one. One. One. One. Really? You just asked me, did you? Tell me why you think you could beat Iggy one-on-one.

Iggy is a great basketball player. He outworks all those opponents to go against. Yeah. But I just, I just haven't found. a personal I feel who can outwork me yet. So I think I would, I would challenge Iggy in the game, and I just outwork him, man. Yeah? Yeah.

And I'm a great shooter, too. What about weak spots in his game that you've noticed if you're scouting him? It ain't about him. Yeah, that's the thing. Right, it ain't about it. That's where you remember telling a podcast. Oh, yeah. That's not even close.

Okay, well, talk to me about how that would go. He's just a try-hard guy. How would that go? Oh, one-on-one? Yeah. To 11. He might score two points on me. And it's going to be off some, like, some goofy shit that he's going to do.

Like a fucking Mike Endrill type thing. Right, like, you know, I don't know. Like, just, like, keep, like, tapping the ball up, like, trying to get rebounds and shit just luckily going off his head and some shit, you know. How are you going to score on him? Have I want to? Is that right. Yeah, Tal Hensburg could not guard me one of one. We had this conversation.

We was in St. Louis. Yeah, in, like, 2004. Yeah, and then what did I say? You said that... I told you, Little Patel Hansborough, and get me my one-on-one, I'll bust his ass, wide up. And what you say? All right, I'm going to do it. Yeah, I just didn't know how to text Tyler.

You should have. You should have went to social media. You also said you could beat Carlos Boozer. Oh, easily. That's another one. A Duke guy, no chance. Why do you say that? I mean, I see what my Tar Hills did to him a long time for, for a lot of him.

a while, you know. You're Tar Heels? Yeah. You went to Winston-Salem. Right, right, right. But I'm a Tar-Hills fan. Got you. Hey, hey.

Are there... Don't try to... Are there any... Are there any other... Like, how about... Talk to me. I'm pulling up just random pictures, okay? NBA players.

Vince Carter right now. Oh, absolutely. You could be... Hell yeah. Is that right? Absolutely. What if Vince listens to this podcast? I don't give a damn if Vince listening to his podcast.

Yeah? Yeah? I'll get him this fucking podcast. Well, give them to this podcast, piss. Fuck you think like, are you talking about Toronto Vince or Atlanta Vince? I'm talking about Vince right now? Nah, no, Vince right now. How would you, uh, how would you, what's your, this was before, before I had to start having bat surgeries.

Yeah, uh, that's true, but like, yeah. What, what, I, you keep asking me this stupid ass questions. What's that game playing against me? answer that question dunk on you fucking no I ain't getting dumped down for one

post you up and like knock you down that ain't happen to you and you'd be like foul I know who I could beat one on one right now in a straight game

to 11 well when I was healthy a straight game to 11 and you're gonna think of bullshit with you okay because he ain't gonna he ain't gonna just take me down low

and just like abuse me Zionwoods guaranteed you could be oh yeah he ain't gonna he ain't what are you gonna do

shoot jump shots on him he might not have to at all he's not going by me you think if he's just going to go by me and just dunk on me one-on-one yeah I do hell no he's doing it to a national basketball player

he's doing it he's doing it no no no no listen I get that I get that but he ain't playing him one-on-one it's a whole different game how because you ain't getting a nothing of same model mentality come out yeah how is one-on-one

suit you better because he ain't got nobody else to help him guard me yeah that's it I know I can go out him. The question is, can he guard me? That's a mystery. We'll never know. But I know.

I'm a one-on-one legend. That right. Right. I beat out of the ogletree. You should say how I destroy him. And he's nowhere near him. Yeah, he's an NFL player. Right.

Who probably is not great at basketball. I mean, you just give me somebody and now I destroy the ass. I tried to get you to get me an NBA player back in the day, didn't he? Kyrie Irving. Kari's a good one. one-on-one player. I don't know. I'll probably struggle with him a little bit. He'll probably get me, he'll probably get me 11 or 9. K.D.

I could probably be KD. Okay. He's jump shooting. Good segue here. He ain't going to drive in on me. I wanted to get a story before we close and I send you back to your room.

No, tell you ain't going to just send me back to my room. I'm going to leave your room. You're not going to send me nowhere. There's lions. You know, for one, I ain't leaving this motherfucker to to my dog. That's a fact. You're a bad motherfucker.

You just put me out this room while I'm coming. But let's go. What we're saying? I wanted to close with a story about your concussion. What about it? How it happened. I only had one in my whole life. Yeah, it's serious shit.

But I'm saying, why don't you get the concussion? Why we got to talk about my concussion, man? Because I told you, I said, I haven't written down here in the notes, concussion story. Okay. It was actually It was something I never forget Ironly We was playing against Kansas City

And it was fucking freezing out there And I remember just talking so bad to the fans Before the game Like really bad And The game started going We go out down the field We come off, we get like a little three and out

I come on the sideline And next thing I know I feel something hit me in the side of head And I'm like and at this point in time I'm out of it so like I turn around and I look in the crowd because I thought somebody hit me

with like a brick or something dog like the shit hurt so bad I swear to you and I turned around I was like who the who the I'm cussing him who the F just hit me and Jason Jones goes

he goes he looks at me he goes you don't know what happened I said nah said Carrie Kahn threw the ball out of bounds and hit you in the head I said I said what the fuck you just say he said you just got a head

with a football so as a man I was like, listen, I ain't going out just on the concussion. You know what I mean? I go into the next series and legit, we're supposed to run a game like a T-stunt, and I just take our sprint like 20 yards down the field. Like, I kid you not. So, and then there was like, you're done, dog.

That was my day. That was my day. Yeah. And it was Kerry Collins. Yeah, through the ball out of bounds. My own teammate through the ball of a bounce in the head. Man, not the game. You were talking shit.

Man, I thought somebody, like, from the stands threw something, they hit me in the head with it. This is it Arrowhead? Yeah. And it was December. Yeah, the ball was like a brick. Right. So, like, legit, like, I turned around

and I just, like, start snapping. And, like, I knew something crazy just happened because all of the, the whole defense was, like, turned looking at me. And, like, I'm turning down. I'm like, y'all didn't. gonna do shit you just let the man just hit me with something

man yeah well that's a harrowing tale why don't you ask me like stuff that I've done to people um hey william tell me about the time you did something

to something I'm done man hey listen man it was nice uh being here thanks you for inviting me Chris along your um men of many spirits

just not a good one I can't I fucking deal with this right now. All right. This has been cool. It is always good to have my buddies on the podcast, but to do it halfway around the world on a safari with a lion outside the tent is pretty

fucking cool. The fact that it's summer here is really cool. I just thought about that shit, though. Yes, dude. I thought it was winter here. Yeah, no. Because it's winter back home. Yeah, no. I didn't know it worked that way. Plot twist. Yeah, twist the hell out of me.

And I thought Africa was like super hot. It's like Cali. It is hot. I mean, but this is a Right, right. Where we are at now. Decently temperate. It feels good out here. Yeah. Still get sunburned. I got some burnt today. Right. You get sunburned to Cali, though.

Yeah, no, I know. I'm just saying. I mean, it's not a fucking, it's not a spring day in Minnesota. It's like 82. Yeah, yeah. Nice day. Tomorrow's going to be nice, too. We'll be in the crater. And, um, and, um, you mean, you just complaining about the heat at 82 degrees. It's the stupidest shit I haven't heard I'm not complaining I got sunburn

From 8 to you You're not in a real man Real man don't get sunburn from A2D weather I'm not a real man The guy that's about to get a guy And pay him $10 to take him 15 feet to his room Right I'm not sure if it's 15 feet But I know it's a lion outside

It might be No ain't no mic to it So we're gonna go outside and listen to a lion Who's going outside? We're gonna go out there and listen to the line. But he only goes when he ready, like, for some reason I think this line is, like,

kind of spotting us. Yeah. And I'm like bullshit with you. Yeah? He only, like, roars when we're sitting down. Oh, shit. So we're going to stand up.

We got to sit down here and start that show on that again. You want that microphone over there. What you do? Stop. All right. That's a good point. All right. Greenlight Pod out.

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