Haunted Cosmos - Christmas Special: The Lighthouse & The Sea
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Hello, Constant listener, and Merry Christmas.
We hope that you guys are enjoying your holiday with friends and family
as we celebrate the incarnation of our Lord and King Jesus Christ.
As you may have noticed by now,
this is not the regular Haunted Cosmos show.
In fact, it's irregular.
Normally today, you would have released to you episode 9 of season 2.
I'm still not going to tell you what that is
because I like the element of surprise for those who don't know.
But because of the holiday,
we're actually going to push it back a week.
So you'll hear episode nine of season two
of Haunted Cosmos drop next Wednesday, January 3rd.
In the meantime, though, we didn't want to leave you hanging.
So today, you will get a sneak peek
into what our patrons get every single week.
And you'll hear an episode of our patron exclusive show,
The Dusty Tome.
It's one of my favorite episodes of the show that we've done.
It's called The Lighthouse and the Sea.
I hope that you all enjoy it.
And again, Merry Christmas.
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On the far western tip of the United Kingdom lies little unassuming country named Wales.
And on the far western shore of whales,
where the constant ocean waves batter against the basalt and dollarite cliffs
and a cold spray of white seafoam, lies the small village peninsula of Marlos.
The village isn't exactly remote, it's only seven miles away from a more densely packed city
named Milford Haven. But when you're there, it feels like it may as well be the only place on Earth.
On three sides, all you can see is the billowing fold of blue and green ocean to the horizon,
and if you look back east, you'll see just the rolling green pasture land full of local flocks.
idyllic to be sure but it's also a challenging place to live the primary means of
income for her residents numbering just 323 people in 2001 is fishing these
fishermen build up there and their families livelihoods by catching Atlantic
lobster and crab and if you don't fish for these then you probably collect and
sell leeches in the marshlands close to town and if you do neither fishing
nor leach collecting you're probably a small-time cattle rancher taking
advantage of the fertile grasses. Despite the nearly guaranteed low to lower middle class income that
these professions afford, the weather this close to the old world's edge can be, and indeed
often is, brutal. Harsh winds battering the seed get collected at the bottom of the cliffs
and eventually shoot up to Marlos like a cork charging out of a champagne bottle. The sky can
quickly grow ominous and black as it heralds the arrival of a great storm. Sheets of cold rain
fly through the air like needle darts from heaven, cutting cold to the very bone of anyone unfortunate enough
to be walking around in the storm uncovered. Fishermen are wise to avoid pursuing their craft
when one of these servants of the most high is bearing down upon the area. The raging pressure changes
above the water's surface cause great waves to quickly form that can toss a fishing
vessel around like it's a child's play thing. To boot, the water is always cold there,
reaching its highest temperature in July of each year at 54 degrees Fahrenheit, which is still
too cold to enter without a wetsuit. And of course, the last reason a fisherman might want to
avoid being on the stormy seas of Marlos is the water surrounding the port is peppered with rocks,
tiny aisles rising just above or hiding just beneath the surface like somebody waiting behind a door
to scare you, an ever-present looming threat.
Naturally, one would understand how celebrated a lighthouse would be in this place, a beacon of warning and hospitality,
and an otherwise merciless cauldron of danger at every turn.
Enter John Phillips. In 1775, he began construction on a lighthouse on top of a prominent piece of
basalt that rises out of the waves 20 miles east of the Marlos Peninsula coastline.
He was himself a merchant and shipowner who found himself near these stormy coasts often,
so the benefit to him for this investment was quite personal and immediate.
His original plan was to build a lofted lighthouse in Keepers' quarters that stood on nine
cast-iron posts, which would allow rising sea levels to flow right underneath the light
any time a storm became particularly brutal.
The overall design was well found and supported by all,
but the cast iron was abandoned for English oak wood.
Surprisingly, this was not in any attempt to reduce cost.
Rather, it was actually an attempt to increase the durability of the structure.
The wood, you see, would flex and bend more elastically than the cast iron.
In this type of environment, that feature of the wood would prove to make it stronger
over time than the iron. In 1776, the lighthouse named Smalls Lighthouse was completed.
In 1777, one of John Phillips' sponsors for the build, an instrument maker named Henry
Whiteside, visited the tower to see what his money had helped accomplish. He was stranded there for a
month. Heavy wind and rain cut off any possibility of restocking or remanning the lighthouse for
over 30 days. Whiteside, thinking this might be his death, and by thirst, by the way,
wrote an impromptu will and put it in a bottle that was housed inside a small box. He sent the
box out to sea in the hopes that it would find a reader somehow someday. Luckily, none of this
was necessary, since finally the winds did die down, allowing Whiteside to escape the lighthouse,
some more experienced keepers might resume their duty there. His note, interestingly,
did make it, though, against all the odds. Good to know a message in a bottle work sometimes.
It is rare and difficult for one to over-emphasize or overestimate the effects of isolation from others.
Humans were made communal. God himself said that it was not good for man to be alone,
that he needed a helper fit for him. Now certainly, that passage is about marriage and contains
many deep truths for us to consider, but one of the things it obviously means is that
man ought not be alone. God says it's not good. Some people, especially young men, wax poetic
about the poetry and beauty and romance of escaping away into the woods, living off the grid and off
the land with a dog for a companion, free from their responsibilities and troubles of our small, modern
world. In my youth, I admit, I certainly indulged my imagination with this possibility. I remember
being inspired by stories of men like Chris McCanness, men who really left it all behind and punched
out into the wild. Unfortunately, that type of thinking is youthful, foolish, small-minded, even arrogant.
I think, despite the surface-level attraction the idea affords many, we all recoil against the reality
of being genuinely and completely alone. A great example of this can be found in the enigmatic
Donald Crowhurst. He's the type of man who did the type of things that would warn its own episode of
our humble show. In 1968, Crowhurst had a sailboat custom built that he would use to attempt
a harrowing feat, encouraged by the crippling setbacks of business failure and a fear of squandering
his own personal potential and never amounting to anything noteworthy, Crowhurst, an amateur weekend
sailing enthusiasts, would single-handedly, without stops or aid of any kind,
circumnavigate the globe on his little boat in an attempt to win the prize money of the first
ever golden globe boat race. Or at least that was the idea. He left the coast of England in October
of that year and immediately ran into multiple issues. Day after day, and some of the most forgiving
and calm seas that he would encounter on the entire journey he struggled to stay on track,
battling a leaky hole, finicky electronics, and unreliable mechanical systems on his vessel.
His journals paint the picture of a man who was a realist.
He knew he couldn't finish the race, but because of financial commitments he had made before leaving,
he couldn't afford to not finish.
After all, he had a wife and four children to consider.
In a stroke of undeniable genius and intense focus,
he faked his log book to make it appear as though he had actually.
done the race. This is a very impressive feat, when in reality he had just sat in the calm
mid-Atlantic seas for some months, waiting to join in with the back of the pack of other racers
as they made their return trip to England. He wouldn't win. He didn't want to cheat his way to a win,
but he would finish. He needed to make everyone think that he had finished. Eventually, the time
came for him to join that final pack of sailors. As he did, he learned that by some
dark twist of Providence, he was actually in the running to finish the race in first or second
place. This was due to a mixture of other racers dropping out and his own logs showing an
impressively fast overall time on his attempt since he had started some weeks later than everyone
else. Faced with the dilemma of cheating beyond his conscience, of lying to everyone about what
he'd done, or putting he and his family through complete financial ruin and social human. And social
humiliation and ostracism. He was truly at the end of an ever-shortening rope.
But the underlying factor in all of this, the variable that people fail to consider, is isolation.
For nine months, Crowhurst had been completely alone. A radio transmission here and there,
sure, but for all intents and purposes, he had been in solitary confinement on a floating one-man
prison for nine months. His diaries record this.
descent of one man's mind into complete madness. Philosophical babbling gave way to some argumentative
discourse he had between himself and a dark entity he called the game. Eventually, it appears,
the game won. Whether it was a construct of Crowhurst's worsening mind or some dark visitor
on the high seas, we'll never know, though my money would be on the former, if I'm being honest.
Crowhurst's last log entry was on July 1st, 1969.
His boat was found soon thereafter with no substantial damage.
Whether on purpose or accident, Donald Crowhurst and his mind of madness
stepped off the edge of his boat and drowned in the vast blue of the Atlantic.
His body was never recovered.
All of this is just to say that prolonged isolation wreaks havoc on us all.
Nobody is immune to its effects.
not even a well-adjusted and zealous engineer from the UK.
But what about lighthouses?
Well, that same lighthouse I mentioned earlier, Smalls Lighthouse,
the one Henry Whiteside got stuck at for a month,
holds another story, a much darker one.
A two-man team had taken over Manning the Tower,
Thomas Howell and Thomas Griffith.
And despite having the same name,
these two men could not be more contrasted to one another,
where Howl was oil, Griffith was water.
It was publicly known by local villagers and other frequenters of pubs throughout the Pembrokeshire region of Wales,
that the two men were not friends.
And it wasn't some apathetic carelessness for the other.
No, the two men actively thought antagonizingly of the other.
One can imagine how frustrated and befuddled they each were
when, upon orders from the Lighthouse Administration of England,
an entity called Trinity House,
the two men were shipped together
out to that little island off the Marlos coast,
slated to manage Small's Lighthouse for the stormy season.
Days are long amidst unwelcome company.
And the two Thomases continued to consider one another unwelcome company.
But the two also had a sincere sense of duty
and a strong work ethic that allowed them to at least keep the peace.
They were not friends,
they never even became acquaintances.
but at least things were not always so quarrelsome.
As sunrise after sunrise came and went,
like a monotonous commute to work every day,
the men operated as a machine
and were content to give one another
what space could be afforded
in the small living quarters otherwise.
After some time, though,
Griffith began to complain that he wasn't feeling so well.
The exact nature of Griffith's condition
is something unfortunately lost to history.
Some believe the man was subdued by a mild heart attack or stroke that eventually took its toll on the aging lighthouse keeper.
Others believe his bane was some ailment that had been lying dormant under the skin for many years,
waiting to come alive and strike at the man when fate called him, like some sort of genetic deficiency that only reveals itself after a certain age.
Though not the man's friend, Howell understood a number of things regarding Griffith's condition.
The first was that, friend or not, the man needed help, and Howell was all he had.
The last vestiges of human decency may still bud like a flower in late spring when pushed to extreme
circumstance.
The second, a more selfish but still practical realization, was that if Griffiths succumbed
to whatever this was, Howell would be left to pull double duty until help and substitutes could
arrive.
He would be forced to lose too much sleep.
He'd be pushed to the very edge of exhaustion.
if he had to manage this light all alone.
Lastly, and this one really is purely selfish, but still not unreasonable.
Howell knew, that everyone else knew, how little the two of them liked each other.
If Griffith died and they could never determine the cause of death,
Howell would be almost certainly accused of murdering the man.
The days passed and Griffith worsened, despite his partner's best efforts to help the man.
Recognizing the state of affairs growing more and more desperate,
Howell began trying to signal for help to passing ships, essentially asking them to remember them in port and tell the authorities to send relief to the lighthouse.
But help did not come. Whether it was tired sailors not seeing his signal or the ongoing nasty weather was to blame for the lack of rescue for Griffith, Howell didn't know.
And it was likely a mixture of both. After all, the weather at this time was genuinely bad for the area and it went on and on.
on and on. Finally, Griffith breathed his last and died. Howell, now confronted with the
responsibility to man the lighthouse single-handedly, considered what might be done with the body
of his fallen colleague. Remember, he knew that everyone else knew about Griffith and his
rivalry with one another. While the most natural first step in solving his predicament would be to
give Griffith a dignified, albeit small, funeral and burial at sea, he understandably feel
feared that doing so might make him seem suspicious in the eyes of authorities when they performed
their inevitable investigation later. After all, relief had to come sometime, right? Howell, therefore,
did not cast Griffith's body into the waves, instead opting to keep the corpse in the living
quarters with him to ensure preservation. For a while, this worked well enough. Though the frequent
sight of the dead man made Howell unsettled, the heavy workload was distracting enough to make up for it.
For days, Howell busily ran the lighthouse alone, with little more than a second thought
for the macabre story he was now in the throes of. But then there was the stench. Have you ever
walked into a room in your house with headphones on? The distraction of one of the major senses
tends to make one loose focus on otherwise notable things, especially when one is in,
an environment they're comfortable and familiar with already.
Many people say that the cancellation of one sense acts as a catalyst to heighten all the others,
and they're quite right for saying this.
But what we have here is not an example of one sense being discarded, rather incredibly used
and worked and therefore distracted.
So anyways, you walk into your living room to get something, song or podcast or audiobook
demanding at least part of your mind's attention.
and you think everything is completely normal.
Then you turn to leave the room and find your wife or child or dog
has been standing right beside you the entire time and you never noticed them.
It startles you.
You jump out of your skin for a moment, even though nothing new happened.
How silly this must look to an observer,
and yet it's something almost everyone can relate to.
This is akin to what happened to Howl,
when the strong odor of Griffith's rotting corpse
finally pushed its way into his mind, demanding to be noticed. Nothing had really changed.
Even the odor wasn't sudden, but rather a gradually worsening process. And yet somehow, that stench
reached its critical mass and howl, as if woken stupor by cold water poured over his head,
began to break. He read the writing on the wall. Help had not come yet in the weather, far from improving,
was only growing more and more volatile with each passing day.
Pushed to act by the sheer force of the rotting smell,
Howell searched for a more long-term solution to his problems.
He had to keep the body.
He had to make sure he could clear his name if it ever came to that.
But he could no longer keep the body inside.
Though he blamed the smell,
the psychological effect of staring into the lifeless eyes of a dead man
for so long and so frequently would later prove to have already begun poisoning Howell's mind.
He hung by a thread and could not take it anymore.
He built a rudimentary coffin for Griffith out of spare lumber and driftwood collected
during a few hours of the storm's repose.
He placed Griffith inside, covering himself in the forceful odor that had driven him to these
lengths in the first place, and lashed the coffin on one of the railing structures outside.
near to the light's main balcony.
He could not just leave the coffin outside on the ground,
because then waves could easily come and take it,
rendering all of his efforts useless.
Finally, the gruesome task done.
He sat alone in the lighthouse and waited for his mind to clear
of its impending and already beginning madness.
He continued in his work and felt hopeful
that this new twist in the story would finally be sustainable for him.
But the storm picked up yet again.
In a horrible turn and roll and billow of dark providence, the wind whipped across the coffin
on the outer deck, beating it back and forth as if the air itself had a personal vendetta
against it. After hours of being churned by the storm, the lashings around the coffin
holding the corpse loosened enough for gravity to demand a readjustment. The coffin slipped
slightly out from the cords holding it, and then caught again, this time somehow in a more
secure position. The shoddy strewned together nature of the coffin structure strained under the
new stress and sought relief. It found it by sending many of its pieces flying, giving the storm an
offering of itself as a final plea for mercy. But the body remained. Lashed now to a few of the
coffin's remains and then directly to the railing, the body bobbed and dipped with the changing winds.
it hung down below the deck right in front of the living quarters window.
Howell had heard, and now he was seeing the whole thing.
As if waving at him from beyond the grave with a rotting and bony arm,
the wind for the next four months moved the dead man's arm in front of the window
Howell was forced to look through.
Griffith's body was yet again in full view of Howl at any moment of rest,
and whenever the wind blew just right, which in this weather was quite often,
The body's arm would move and beckon Howell to come out and join him on the rails to face the storm together.
Any hope Howell still had of regaining his mental fortitude was now snuffed out like a spark under a mountain of sand.
He descended into two things, his work and utter psychosis.
For four months he waited for the storm to stop so relief would come.
For four months he kept the light going, as if the madness itself drove him to a sudden.
ignore the most obvious thing he could do to demand attention from the shore.
Sure, he hoisted the flag that signaled distress, but if he had just stopped the light,
maybe they would have tried to relieve him earlier in a more emergency-fueled way, but he didn't.
And every day he was forced to watch his dead rival wave at him from his open air and stormy grave,
mocking him into further bitterness one last time.
Howell would eventually be relieved, though he considered it then a rescue.
The relief vessel was shocked to find a dead Griffith and an empty, hollowed, clean, almost
vegetative howl to greet them.
The whole endeavor had taken such a profound mental and physical toll on the surviving man
that none of his friends recognized him anymore.
For almost six months in total, Howell had been the only living man, on a small piece of rock in the
Atlantic that was constantly bombarded with the ocean's attacks.
His only escape from the elements was a small living quarters, about 20 feet in diameter.
His only company, that he could do nothing to avoid in such a tight space, was the dangling
corpse of a dead man just outside of his window.
Upon hearing of the incident, the lighthouse authorities immediately changed protocol,
demanding a minimum of three men per lighthouse crew at all times.
But Howell knew the truth.
Numbers mattered not.
If Providence turns dark for you, you will ride the waves where it takes you, and you will be at
God's mercy, unable to tread water forever.
As more and more people found out what Howell had gone through, the plot actually thickened,
and the shadow over Howell seemed to grow darker and darker in hindsight.
As it turns out, early attempts at relief had actually been made due to the distress flag
being hoisted. But of course, Howell never knew of these attempts. But why? The relief crews stated
that the landing conditions were always extremely poor due to the weather. In the hopes of confirming
whether the situation was dire enough to try and land anyways, they drifted as close to shore as they
dared and shouted for someone to inform them further, but they never heard any reply.
Instead, eventually one of them would look up to see the silhouette of the silhouette of the
of a man on the rails of the main deck,
and the man was waving in the wind.
The relief crews took it as a sign
that no immediate landing was necessary,
that all was well.
So they turned back for the safer waters
off the coast of Wales.
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