Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - 10-03-2026, Head-ON-With-Roxanne-Kincaid, 10 March 2026

Episode Date: March 11, 2026

Will Henrietta see tomorrow? Will some poor kid from god-knows-where see the sunrise?    Henrietta's got better odds because Izrull has a taste for retibutive revenge.  ...

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Starting point is 00:00:02 The password is poultry. It's showtime. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussin, with America's only liberal transvillity elitist right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch,
Starting point is 00:00:44 who invites you to be part of the uprising against Mountains, mountain top removal, CRMW.net. And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is, Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go off and running on this 10th day of March, 2006. This is the horn. Head on.com. That's where you go.
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Starting point is 00:03:58 And thank you to Joe. And thank you to David in Oregon. Thanks so kindly to all of you for keeping the program on the air. What does that mean? That means that we are, let's see, we are at, let's see, we're at $2,300, no, $2,525 unfunded. every moment, every minute, every second of the month of March remains unfunded simply because, well, February was such a disaster. Thanks to those of you who do jump in and help out.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Raps' challenge remains on the table. Thank you yesterday to Roger, and thank you to the couple of you who jumped in. Things are getting dire and scary. But we'll try to keep it going. We'll just try to keep it going and somehow we've managed to for the most part. But, yeah. 25, 25, wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Wasn't that a song? Brewer and Shipley was one toke over the line sweet Jesus. In the year 25, 25? Yeah, no. Maybe the Horn Ad Hocke Research Department. One Hit Wonder unit will get into that. So whatever we can do to knock some of this out is super helpful, and Ralph's challenge remains on the table.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Thank you, Ralph's. Let's do, well, there's, like I said before, sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. But just a little, just a little vignette. of life hereabouts at the magnificent Kincaid Mansion and the fabulous horn studios. I don't know if it's from time to time. Thank you. Dave number 11 had it. I knew it was somebody and somebody, and a new brewer in Shipley was one talk over the line.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Thank you, Dave number 11. Zager and Evans. Not exactly an optimistic song. Well, I mean, it kind of is. I mean, in the year 2025-25, if anyone is still alive, one gets the idea
Starting point is 00:06:44 maybe they had the nuclear blues. It was kind of an apocalyptic time, but, wow, aren't we just apocalyptic? Now, I wonder if Zager and Evans are still around. Thank you, Dave, number 11. Thank you very kindly. Now, just a little
Starting point is 00:07:02 vignette of life here about in the hills and hollers of almost level West by Cole, Trump, Genia, Stan, where people let their pets just run roundabout. And, well, you know, over the last several years, a bit of a trend has cropped up for keeping chickens. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:40 And I like chickens. on penguins as practically churns. But the Confederates next door, in addition to keeping a pair of vicious Rottweilers that have from time to time convinced your humble ostus, as well as the former spouse of said humble hostess, to return promptly inside the house such argument being made by a display of
Starting point is 00:08:24 nasty sharp teeth and growling and hunkering down like they were getting ready to leap to take out the throat of your aforementioned humble hostess they they they they uh the usual excuse
Starting point is 00:08:43 is, well, I guess the batteries in their, the batteries in their collars must have died. Yeah, at the same time, who knew? But also, they keep chickens. And the chickens have decided to come visiting. And I far prefer chickens over Rottweilers. But meanwhile, on the other side of the house, we have a couple of cats who are just allowed to,
Starting point is 00:09:15 wander around out in the yard. I personally do not approve of that because kitty cats that wander around out in the yard often find themselves wandering around out in the road. And we have some sadistic little bastards on four-wheeler's and side-by-sides who aim at little creatures in the middle of the road. It's spring, of course, or almost spring. and I began to notice that, and it's always inspiring because, you know, the snow has melted and everything, and all of a sudden the little squirrels are out down, out of the nests, out of the trees, and I love the squirrels, too. I heard peepers. The first little jonquels have poked their head through the, until recently,
Starting point is 00:10:16 frozen soil, and that's always inspiring, and a reminder that the cold will soon be gone for a consider, you know, until it's not anymore. But knowing that, and there's some backstory here, we do have some heathens who run the roads, and they seem to like to run over little helpless animals who are on it. and I've noticed that, more so than any previous spring, lots of dead squirrels in the middle of the road, which I don't even like thinking this way, but, well, little psychopaths will be little psychopaths.
Starting point is 00:11:14 And I'm noticing an inordinate number of dead squirrels. It makes me sad, because I feel like, I feel like somebody's aiming at them But Where the Okay Here's the intersection of the poultry
Starting point is 00:11:43 Our password And the aforementioned kitty cats We have What Annette named Henrietta and the stone cold cluckers Who come wandering over And well They're nice, they're friendly
Starting point is 00:12:05 they come up and hang out and come right to you and in fact they've stood back and gazed as most people do gazed in wonder at the golden one when he comes out to go and walk in the yard to the point that I swear I'm not making this up Henrietta walked up to me one day
Starting point is 00:12:28 when I walked out by myself and she just walked up to me and went Well, he'll come out and play in a little bit. And so it broke my heart when I found out that apparently, you know, the little yard panthers, kitty cats are kitty cats, and they're going to do kitty cat things, had apparently gone after Henrietta. And she was hurt. And so I took her some feet. Oh, well, I took it.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Annette took her water, and I took her feed, and she kind of hung out under the table where my outdoor kitchen, such as it is, stands. And she wasn't getting around too well, but earlier today, she tried to get up and walk around. And plus her little heart. Oh! She comes up, when I pull into the driveway,
Starting point is 00:13:37 she comes up and Myrtle, her friend, come up and greet me. And I'm not anthropomorphizing the chickens. They do. They come up to greet me. And she was dragging herself over to my window, which is over toward my car, and just clucking, as if searching.
Starting point is 00:14:09 And so my former spouse, Ellie Mae, was worried that something would get her in her vulnerable state, and went and picked her up and put her in a little crate that we have on hand, and put her where she couldn't be hurt or harmed or attacked. And so if, this is all a long way around of saying, if you hear any, if it sounds like there's a chicken clucking within reach of my microphone, It's only because there is.
Starting point is 00:15:09 And that old yellow cat, well, I can't be mad at it, but for all I know, I'm, for all I know, I'm blaming the wrong predator. Could have been one of those goddamn rotwilers. Not kindly disposed toward them. Seeing how they have menaced your humble hostess, but it was a warm and lovely day and uh
Starting point is 00:15:45 it uh... it put me in mind of something just as sort of and amused bush for what shall be the rest of the program E. E. Cummings in just spring when the world is mud-lushus
Starting point is 00:16:07 the little lame balloon man whistles far and wee. And Eddie and Bill come running from marbles and piracies. And it's spring when the world is puddle wonderful. The queer old balloon man whistles far and wee. And Betty and Isbel come dancing from hopscotch and jump rope and its spring, and the goat-footed balloon man whistles far and wee. I've always loved that one.
Starting point is 00:16:53 And I love how the balloon man goes from being lame to queer to goat-footed, which is a much, much more evocative image than clove and hoofed. there are aspects of the Dionysian rebel in that poem, and don't think for a minute that when E. E. Cummings wrote this in the early 20th century, that he didn't know what queer meant, because it was well in use in that fashion by then. And, well, Tamara, if you must know, Tamara says, you have a chicken in the studio?
Starting point is 00:17:59 bless Ellie May and happy spring to you. Thank you. And bless little Myrtle. You know, you're dark and nihilistic, Jeremy. Did you learn nothing from Christy Knoem's book? Shoot the fuckers one and all in the face. No, because I have no desire to be a nasty Nazi gnome. So, again, it's spring.
Starting point is 00:18:54 and almost 76 degrees here in the fabulous horn studios. And don't worry. There's plenty. It's Titanic Tuesday on the horn, the day of the week that we set aside for noting Titanic manifestations of maggot, in this case, intellect. And we are not hurting for any. Lee in New York Zager and Evans
Starting point is 00:19:35 Lee serving as the Horn Ad hoc Zager and Evans Research Committee Zager now builds custom guitars at Zager Guitars in Lincoln, Nebraska Evans, if you buy one of those and you have a hit does it mean it'll be the only hit you ever have?
Starting point is 00:19:52 Oh, you're bitchy, Roxanne. Evans largely retired from public life but he continued to chat online with Dalton and his best friend Nashville producer Gary Earle until his death in February 2018. Well, thank you for that. Lee, thank you very kindly. Lee also notes, to follow your cartoon quote, and Penguins is practically chickens. But you know what is more like chickens? Chickens! That's Lee stating the obvious in New York City.
Starting point is 00:20:29 So I kept on, based on, you know, what happened over the weekend and the stories came out yesterday, the news cycle was curiously devoid of any breathless headlines about bombs in New... No. No, I'm thinking more and more, as Kim in New York noted in yesterday's program, saying, I'm calling bullshit on all of this. Kim You may prove to have prophetic powers
Starting point is 00:21:13 Jeremy You should start with the hen She was asking for it from the cat Just look at the way she was all dressed up And strutting her stuff all over the yard Clucking, hey Joe You want to give it a go Voulete Coucher with moi
Starting point is 00:21:38 Or Vuelevo Roost of that. And by the way, Sunday, it was a warm and lonely day. I was out in the yard when I saw what I wasn't sure was a rooster or Mick Jagger
Starting point is 00:21:54 strutting through the yard. So the mystery of what happened to Henrietta has multiple suspects. Oh, where to begin? Well, this one is cray cray. Apparently, and look,
Starting point is 00:22:29 Nitwit Nero is convinced that he is above the law, and partly because our most puissant dread sovereign Supreme Catholic majesties, you know, old balls and strikes Roberts and fappy pubes on the Coke can Thomas and Sammy bad breath and frat boy Neil
Starting point is 00:22:52 and beerboof and brat Kavanaugh and his two law clerks squee and quiff and of course the handmaid made him that way but he acts with impunity
Starting point is 00:23:12 and he's one of the he's one of those psychopaths who will kill until he no longer can and we need to go back for this story to last week when the United States Navy torpedoed for the first time since the Second World War,
Starting point is 00:23:50 an Iranian naval vessel that was in no wise engaged in hostilities against the United States. It's not that surprising, really, given that we already blow up open boats in the Caribbean for which there is no proof of any illegal conduct. It's just murderer. It's just murder. The president of the United States is a murderer. Apparently, we murdered about 104 members of the crew of the Iris Dana in the Indian Ocean. The rescue vehicle or rescue vessel.
Starting point is 00:24:47 saved some members of the crew. Again, the vessel was not operating in any hostilities whatsoever toward the United States because, well, the Iranians aren't stupid people. They may have a vicious and bloodthirsty regime, but they ain't stupid, and they weren't shooting at us. I guess you could say that we'd done it for Israel. I saw a meme the other day that said, we should change the name of the United States of America.
Starting point is 00:25:39 And by the way, it was done over. The text was superimposed on a photograph of handmaids, you know, with the robes and the bonnets from the TV show. We should rename the United States of America to of Israel. May the files be open. This is so infuriating, so sickening, and so humiliating. But Nitwit Nero was bragging over the weekend about sinking the vessel, and he was positively giddy. Just in terms of location, it's worth noting that the Iris Dana was more than 2,000 miles from the Persian Gulf.
Starting point is 00:26:45 And in fact, had been participating in something called the Milan Peace 2026 naval drills that were hosted by India. And by the way, not only was it not engaged in hostilities against the United States, it was entirely unarmed. And so yesterday at a clavering meeting of maggots at the Congressional Institute, the organization is maggot adjacent and organizes retreats for the maggots. And, of course, wherever the retreat takes place, it's worth remembering. Grindr crashes. Well, Nitwit Niro was bragging yesterday and said, Iran's navy is gone.
Starting point is 00:28:06 I got a little upset when the admirals, who decided, when the brass, who decided to sink the ship, you'll notice he's trying to put some space between the unprovoked attack and himself. Well, but, the admirals and salute snapping generals and whatever and who are ultimately answerable to that chairman of the joint chiefs of staff who spent his entire career in the United States military only to wind up being nicknamed Raisin.
Starting point is 00:28:52 Never mind, we've got a horrible, horrible deficit here. well the the brass said it was the top of the line ship and I asked them I asked them and I said why don't we just capture the ship
Starting point is 00:29:10 we could have used it why did we sink them we could have used it not not to be a snob or anything but I'm pretty sure
Starting point is 00:29:27 all of our vessels significantly outclass the Iranian ship. I mean, who built it for him? Mother Russia? But then he made up, and you know this is him talking about him, he made up some nameless
Starting point is 00:29:50 salute-snapin' asshole and said, Well, they said it, they told me it's more fun to sink them, and the crowd just laughed and laughed and laughed, because we murdered 104 people who weren't in any wise engaged in hostilities against the United States. Har, har, har, har! Well, now that we've gone full pirate, maybe we'll go and take out one of his majesty's vessels
Starting point is 00:30:25 or take out a French vessel or, God, I hope none of those salute snapping numb nuts don't have a 1944 flashback and never mind but yeah the maggots in the audience laughed and laughed and nitwit narrow giggled and said they like
Starting point is 00:30:53 sinking them better they say it's safer to sink and I guess it's probably true it was there for peace exercises the Milan Peace 2026 naval exercises hosted by India.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Of course, India is run by a somewhat theocratic Hindu madman, Narendra Modi, who has a thing for building giant statues that piss off everybody in India who isn't Hindu. I guess since it was named the Milan Peace exercises, it was somehow meant to coincide with the Olympic Games I guess at this point we're lucky he didn't decide to attack
Starting point is 00:31:53 the Olympics itself how do we how do we know that all the American excuses are absolute bullshit well because the DUI hire Whiskey Pete Kegbreath said dude it was a predator ship
Starting point is 00:32:13 I sat there and watch it all go down for my $7,000 gaming chair I even I even I even paused my first person shooter to watch it happen and of course there has been no information whatsoever
Starting point is 00:32:37 forthcoming from the from the Pentagon that it was anything that there was no supporting evidence that it was a predatorship they just wanted to murder people and I tell you what, no kidding, if we ever get civilian governance of the military back,
Starting point is 00:33:07 true civilian governance, real congressional oversight, there's some admirals and generals who have a lot of questions they need to be answering under oath. And they need to be warned in advance that anything they say can and will be used against them in a court martial or a court in law, because I have the sneaking suspicion that there are too many members of our senior leadership in the military who are all too eager to get into a shooting war as long as nobody can really shoot back. This is not the Navy of World War II. This is not the Navy in which my father and uncles honorably served.
Starting point is 00:34:00 This is an American military that feels allegiance, not to the Constitution, but to one man, one orange, incontinent, mentally defective, 79-year-old man. Of course, people are out there trying to figure out a way to make it legal for us to shoot at a non-combatant ship. Phyllis Benis is co-director of the Institute for Policy Studies New Internationalism Project and spoke to common dreams she said a military ship might be a lawful target
Starting point is 00:34:58 but firing on any ship any people anywhere for fun represents the kind of immoral depravity that this White House is infamous for and she also noted the requirements of the second Geneva Convention saying, failing to do everything possible to rescue those aboard is certainly a war crime. We didn't do, and this is a complicated naval term, Dick. It was all done by another nation, the 32 survivors rescue. It was a joint rescue operation by Sri Lankan forces. Sri Lankan.
Starting point is 00:35:53 It's a wonder the Navy didn't murder them for trying to rescue the Iranian survivors. Do we have a death toll? Is anyone keeping a running death toll of how many murders we have committed? Going back to last fall and the killing frenzy in the Caribbean and the Western Pacific. The deputy health minister in Iran, Ali Jafarian, said at least, 100,1,255 people have been killed. 200 of those were children. 11 of them were health care workers.
Starting point is 00:36:47 140 of those children were little girls going to school, and we bombed them once and came back and bombed them again to make sure they were good and dead. And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know we can bomb little girls and come back and bomb them again to make sure they're really, really, really dead. God damn it. One individual, a journalist named Mark Ames, who hosts a geopolitics podcast, said that the whole sordid affair shows that Trump is a cowardly scum who gets his kicks, killing those who can't fight back.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Which, honestly, well, it jibes with a man who would slap a 13-year-old girl around after he'd. tried to force his penis into her mouth. Ames said, the ship was unarmed. That's why Trump and Hegsteth chose to murder them. Tormenting those who can't fight back is its own sadistic pleasure. Torment for the sake of torment. Oh, and unpaid product placement. But those of you who follow her may already know,
Starting point is 00:38:25 those who have you never heard of her, might want to check it out. her fans wait with bated breath every time she puts out a note saying that she's close to uploading one of her epic video essays. Natalie Wynn, Contra Points, if you look for Contra Points on YouTube, you'll find her, just released her latest, and it's like almost two hours long. she pours heart and soul into this and it's a meditation on violence and how we as the curious primates that we are
Starting point is 00:39:08 respond to it and sometimes rather enjoy it and its title is simply saw SAW and the jumping off point is the 10 the horror franchise saw. And while I have no interest in ever watching those movies, I don't care for horror movies.
Starting point is 00:39:36 She manages to do a deep dive into our, and, you know, not just the United States, but our human, but, you know, the United States-centric because she's a U.S. American. well, but our taste for violence, retribution, revenge, yeah. So check it out. I think within minutes, to show how popular she is, within minutes of her uploading her, well, saw, there were already thousands upon thousands of views. So if you've got an hour and 50 or so minutes, you might want to give it a watch.
Starting point is 00:40:46 I really do recommend her work. She's astonishing. I'm just checking here to see what the download numbers are right. Yeah, it has, it, it, she, she uploaded it to YouTube about this time yesterday, and it always had, already has 630,000. 5,000 views. That's saying something. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:41:28 I have alluded to that earlier, Micah, as well. Whomever it is, that is blithely following these illegal orders from a psychopath in the White House. Well, Micah says, I'm weirdly happy that he threw out all the trannies. We don't have to have our honor besmirched by this jackass. And Micah adding, of the 200 children, well, the 200 children who have been murdered by us, they were under the age of 12. More than 10,000 civilians have been injured. Well, they shouldn't have been born in Iran then.
Starting point is 00:42:21 If they had risen up and overthrown their Aetolers, they wouldn't have gotten murdered. Huh. Over 200 children under 12 dead. Well, doesn't that just have the fingerprints of our partner in peace, Israel, all over it? Flavio, I don't have any power over that, but thanks for letting me know. This is not a rerun. It's saying it's a rerun on head-on. Live. Maybe refresh your browser. And back to the... Yes, yes, to the sinking of the Dana.
Starting point is 00:43:04 Don't forget, Jeremy says, we left survivors to die at sea. Yeah, the captain of whoever, that submarine, whoever's running that boat needs to stand before the mast and answer for that. Jesus Christ, during World War II, we'd actually rescue Nazis that Germans in ships that we sank. Some of them, most assuredly, Nazis. No, but not Iranians. No, no. Good God. The flag is being dragged through the mud.
Starting point is 00:43:58 Oh, and going all the way back to the next door, Rottweilers, Sylvie notes, I was menaced by Rottweilers. Long ago, when we lived in San Fran, don't call it Frisco, I had a guide dart, the dog from San Rafael. The next door wastes of human flesh had a huge roddy who loved to charge the fence, snapping, snarling, threatening my little golden retriever guide, me also, for that matter.
Starting point is 00:44:19 when I asked them to keep the dog in the backyard or at least stopped laughing when my dog was frightened they'd mocked me the guide dogs for the blind in San Rafael sent out their lawyer he calmly informed them that they did not cease and desist and exercise control over their monster the school would relieve them of their car their home their dog and the clothes on their backs interfering with a service animal is a jailable offense they moved shortly thereafter I love golden retrievers I do too Oh, and Sylvie, you mentioned your little golden retriever guide.
Starting point is 00:45:02 Shadow is a very big boy. He's every bit of 1,510 pounds. And it's all love and just a joyous desire to start. share happiness and receive treats. He and I have become very much attached. And now he's gone from woofing when it's time for me to be off the air to whining, crying, and howling.
Starting point is 00:45:47 Him want him auntie. He want him auntie now. Where is auntie? Oh, God, he's a sweetheart. And from Cynthia, in the Bay Area, the last video of a boat Kegbreath blew up didn't even have a wake behind it, suggesting
Starting point is 00:46:05 to me it was just sitting still in the water and not speedboating along. Do you see that? Nothing more than a fishing boat. Another fishing boat blown up. And from Tamara, uncountable. If you count the untold numbers of people sent back to the very same countries
Starting point is 00:46:22 now demonized and attacked in the name of freedom, there's simply no way of knowing how many people that man and his accomplices have killed or had murdered. It's all almost too much to think about. And I include those killed in Gaza. Well, honestly, the strategy, Tamara, I don't know how to get around it. I don't think you can.
Starting point is 00:46:47 But the way that the slaughter, the civilian slaughter, is taking place in Tehran, well, it's got made in Gaza stamped all over it. This is how genocides began. And as far as Israel is concerned, this is a pretty ambitious genocide, 90 million people are going to be hard to murder. Of course, it's also worth noting. And I know there are people in the United States and in the West, right in the West, who are deeply worried about family back in Iran.
Starting point is 00:47:44 And I would be remiss if I did not note that there is a substantial Jewish population and still in Iran going back to the days of the Persian Empire of Old and Xerxes and Artaxerxes and the Echimid dynasty. And even when in the Bible it says that the king of Persia, Artaxerxes was it, sent Ezra to go back, the prophet Ezra to go back and rebuild the temple, there were some folks who went No you know I think I'll stay Pretty nice here This is a This is some lovely countryside
Starting point is 00:48:29 Good little civilization they got going on And they are more than willing to let us be Jewish And we can be Jewish here as well as we can And a busted up neighborhood somewhere on the Levant And so guess what Do you suppose for an instant that Itamar Ben Golf Pants and Beelzebub Smotrich and Psycho Beattie, do you think they provided any warning on the down-low?
Starting point is 00:49:04 Do you think that they know where every diasporic Jew in Iran is? Doesn't it seem almost statistically impossible that is, that Israel and the United States have murdered some Jews in Iran? See what happens when you make me think about things, Tamara? Yeah. And from Jeremy, don't put the meanness on the Roddies.
Starting point is 00:49:42 It's all in how they're trained and raised. I've known tender-loving pit bulls and Doberman pinchers. Oh, I know there's a little flupy snoodle. A little Doberman puppy just across the river. And a little girl that belongs to, my Margie on trees of sweetheart No, well look, it's like
Starting point is 00:50:08 I forget who said it when the story first broke of Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome out there wasting cricket and that poor goat There are no Because Krusty said Cricket was just a bad dog And her excuse of course for that poor goat was
Starting point is 00:50:31 That it was behaving like a goat And that it stank like a goat some farm girl but someone back then noted maybe it was Rick Wilson that there are no bad dogs only bad dog owners
Starting point is 00:50:51 and that's entirely true but you know what we got some bad dog owners next door and I don't know what they're doing over there that they need vicious rotwilers but they got them
Starting point is 00:51:12 and they come over and visit from time to time. Look, it's not pleasant. I don't like... Well, if I go out the door and it's night, I put my little headlamp on, and I chamber around into the pistol. Sorry, how it goes. Art of Xerxes, says Lee in New York.
Starting point is 00:51:46 Nitwit Nero and his minions never read the Art of Xerxes. Oh, dear. Well, there she is again. The poor llama just fell to her knees. Devastated by how awful. How utterly awful that pun was, Lee, you should be ashamed. Lee noting, we love violence. Yeah, and sends me a link from C. BS News Sunday morning.
Starting point is 00:52:32 The next level of MMA. Lee in New York notes, we're all doomed. Roxanne. Yeah, that's another one that I don't particularly enjoy. Watching men in spandex panties running around in an octagon, kicking the shit out of each other. Ho-wee! That sure is entertainment. Look what it did for the brain power of Mark Wayne Mullen!
Starting point is 00:53:03 I did see you, by the way, where Mark Wayne is concerned, um, relative to him being nominated. to run the entirely unnecessary and should be abolished Department of Homeland Security. Someone, I think, over at Stephanie Miller's show, pointed out that Mark Wayne can't be expected to control the border of the United States.
Starting point is 00:53:30 He can't even control the border between his two first names. Roddy's, Flavio said they were bred for trench warfare in World War I. of them. They are psychos. I tried to pet a Rottweiler puppy once and learned they're all teeth. Well, come on, puppies generally. It can be a little bitey. But, I mean, even golden retrievers go from little golden ball of fluff for about the first three months. And then after that, for the next couple of years, they're just little velociraptors, all teeth. And woe betide you, if you have not secured your extremely expensive monoblonic pumps.
Starting point is 00:54:25 I mean, a Labrador retriever will do the same. And that is still not particularly happy. Well, we remember Miranda with all the love in the world, but when she was a puppy, she found one of Mama's Italian leather pumps. And, well, there's just something about shoes and pairs. One shoe is not much use. And apparently Matt Schlapp, speaking of the children that we murdered in Iran, the little girls said they were not, I don't know that he's toilet paper USA.
Starting point is 00:55:14 He's part of the organization that runs CETAC, that convention they hold every year when the grinder app crashes when they meet in D.C. Of course, Matt Schlapp, of course, notorious for having tried to... Married to a woman, by the way, named Mercedes Schlapp, their movers and shakers inside Republican circles. But one evening, a young Republican staffer was cast with taking a fairly inebriated Matt Schlapp home when Matt Schlapp decided he wanted a... A little bit of love. Nah, he didn't want love.
Starting point is 00:56:02 He wanted sex and started trying to grope the young man's crotch. Yep, nothing like those Republican family values. Now, are there? No, not at all. But, you know, if he did say that they were better off dead than in a burqa, there's not a lot of burqa wearing going on in Iran. God damn, these people are stupid. Women have to cover their hair in Iran.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Afghanistan is burqas. and there's another word for a beekeeper suit in Saudi Arabia. But they're our friends, Saudi Arabia. Yes, there are friends. Oh, huh? Lord. Well, we are into the second hour of the program. And before we leave the issue of the Iris Dana,
Starting point is 00:57:09 going back to Phyllis Benis, she said in her country, conversation with common dreams. This entire shocking episode represents a clear U.S. violation of what the Nuremberg trials identified as the Supreme International Crime, the Crime of Aggression. The U.S. had no legal right to go to war against Iran. The Security Council had not authorized the use of force, and there was no armed attack from Iran against the U.S. that required immediate self-defense.
Starting point is 00:57:36 Without either of those, the U.N. Charter is very clear that no country may attack another country to do so, as the Nuremberg judges found, constitutes the crime. of aggression, the ultimate crime, and the people who were in charge of committing the aggression get a free walk to the gallows. You may recall that Herman Guring was assisted in his suicide, in part because he was willing to stand before a firing squad as the soldier he was, but suicide became an absolute moral necessity to Herman Guring when he realized he was going to be
Starting point is 00:58:21 hanged by the neck until dead like a common criminal you know which being a Nazi he was and so black capsule you know the fundamental problem with all the all the work that went into setting up the United Nations
Starting point is 00:58:47 was that everybody understood at the time that it was all predicated upon the Mealyan dialogue that great nations do as they wish and small nations do as they must. So, you know, we can haul a Serbian aggressor off to the Hague and imprison him or what have you. We can hail the leader of a small African country responsible for a genocide into the dock. I'm just making stuff up now.
Starting point is 00:59:22 but nobody, and I do mean nobody, is ever going to hail the President of the United States into the dock at the Hague, let alone impose anything resembling consequences or accountability or any of those pretty words that we like to use. Okay, Flavio says it was on Pierce Morgan. Yeah, CPAC chairman, Matt. Schlapp they would have lived in a burqa under a barbaric society when journalist Peter Beinerd said the roughly 175 victims would be alive without the strikes Schlapp responded well they'd be alive in a burqa can I touch your dick no he
Starting point is 01:00:17 didn't say that party just thought about it and then Shank Yugar with whom Peers has apparently established a friendship said so just kill him and Matt Schlapp said that's not what I'm saying can I touch your dick. Oh, I added that part. But as Flavio points out, he doubled down. It's hypocritical to say these attacks harmed women and children when those girls would live behind a burqa with no ability to make career choices.
Starting point is 01:01:04 Bless his heart, Yashar Ali, said, you know, confusing Iran with Taliban-ruled Afghanistan shows a basic ignorance about the country Matt claims to be lecturing the world about well, they don't, they're not particularly intelligent about anything. Most of the time, Matt just spends his time thinking about the men's dixie wants to touch. And Michael, with an observation, I thought MAGA was against foreign wars. When the war with Iran started, I made the comment on an Omaha, Nebraska news station about how this is illegal and how this will be another endless war. The couple of responses I got was spoken like a true damn. One, I'm not a Democrat. I'm an independent.
Starting point is 01:01:48 I like the progressives in the Democratic Party and will vote Democrat. And the second response was, I bet you peece it's sitting down. first are we in fucking elementary school and what does the way I pee have to do with anything this is the mindset of the maggots and they are unhappy Michael they are witness
Starting point is 01:02:07 the latest from pink Shrek you know Joe Rogain who in his mondering's and musings has decided that going to war daddy going to war against Iran with no provocation whatsoever was,
Starting point is 01:02:32 and I'm quoting that sage Joe Rogaine now, nuts. You almost get the idea that Pink Shrek is trying to save the tattered remnants of whatever response, whatever respectability or gravitas that he had. So this is an administration that is, I mean, and I don't even think they're thinking,
Starting point is 01:03:04 I wrote a piece and I decided not to publish it because I was sort of like, decapitation doesn't really work for regime change. But it's not clear that they're really out for regime change, or they're just asserting power, shaking up things. I mean, some of it's art of the deal changing the person that we're negotiating
Starting point is 01:03:21 with. Oh, bite me, Bambi. This isn't regime changed. No, there's no eleventh-demential chess here. He's a psychopath now. He has been a psychopath all his life. He will die a psychopath. And he's just on a murder binge
Starting point is 01:03:40 because our most puissant, dread sovereign, Supreme Catholic majesties told him he could. By the way, fuck all of those black-robed mothers. other fuckers. That's Venezuela and Iran. Is it really going to change those regimes? I don't think most people don't think so, but I'm not sure that that's what they're going for. They're just going for an assertion of American power in service of American interests.
Starting point is 01:04:08 And then what happens in Iran, what happens in Venezuela, I don't think they care that much about. These are not behaving as though they do. Well, neither thing made any sense to me. The Venezuela thing, I mean, look, they wanted him out for. forever and he definitely stole the election to get oh shut the fuck up behold behold the piercing intellect and then the first place and he was a dictator but at least that one was at least clean to go in kidnap him get him out this one's nuts like and what's happening in Tel Aviv it's i love the fact that he thinks Venezuela was clean a nakedly aggressive attack on a country
Starting point is 01:04:55 that isn't attacking you. But, oh, wow, that one's clean. It's hard to know what's real and what's not because there's a lot of fake video going around and a lot of weird posts on X. So it's, you know, when I do peek in, it's hard to know and you have to listen to GROC and then GROC's dismantling a lot of the fake videos.
Starting point is 01:05:20 What are the fake videos that you're... This is like fake videos of... you know, like an insane amount of bombs dropping down in the city. But it seems like there's a massive amount of destruction in Tel Aviv. Yeah, I haven't checked in lately, but I'm assuming. Was that just today? Yesterday? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:37 Yeah. I mean, I think the president is, there's been some, you know, Rubio said something about how, oh, we had to act because we knew that Israel was going to act anyway. And I think people interpreted it in the Netanyahu's in the White House a lot. I think this president has shown whether you like him or not, you know, and there's certainly things that I'm unhappy about and have criticized. But I think Trump is in charge. Like he's making these decisions.
Starting point is 01:06:01 There's nobody behind him. There's nobody. There's nobody pulling for all of that. Oh, you dipshit. He decided to attack Iran after BB called him and told him to. You know, sometimes I hear these clips from Joe Rogaine and the people he talks to. And all it makes me want to do is set up a three-card moddy table outside his studio and just catch the simpletons coming out and clean their cloth. you know, take their shirts from them.
Starting point is 01:06:29 You know, the Russians or whoever something, you know, are these now the Israelis, you know, it's just he's clearly, I mean, Elon gave him, you know, $250 million and he still, and he didn't give him even the electric car credit, you know, like, like Trump is in charge, you know, like, I think that's one of the big lessons from this. And I don't think that, I think that means that there's not a lot of, like, second order. The Elon thing doesn't mean he's in charge. It means he's a goddamn grifter, like he's been.
Starting point is 01:06:57 all of his fucking life. We're thinking here, like, oh, what's the move after that? He doesn't know. He's just acting. That's what's so wild about it is that this older foreign policy establishment, which, you know, was like, let the experts decide what the right foreign policy, you know, all these think tanks. That's just
Starting point is 01:07:13 gone now. It's just irrelevant in this presidency. And I don't think it'll come back. Like, if you get a Gavin Newsomber, or President AOC, I don't. President who? I don't think, yeah. For real? For a minute. But I don't think it's going to come back, and I think that that's what the Prime Minister of Canada realized.
Starting point is 01:07:30 I think that's what the Europeans are starting to realize is that this is a completely different world that we live in than the one we lived in just a couple of years ago. Which just doesn't make any sense to me, unless we're acting on someone else's interests, like particularly Israel's interests. It just didn't make any sense to me. Like if they had supposedly dismantled their chances of making the nuclear bomb, whether or not that's true. I mean, it's so hard to know. He was unsatisfied and just like he was like, I'm not getting anywhere. these negotiations, and I'm going to replace the person I'm negotiating with. It's just, you know, turn over the table, like change things up. You're not getting anywhere. And you could, you could say
Starting point is 01:08:07 he was too impatient. Their view was the Democrats were too patient with Iran. They kept trying with Iran. Iran. They weren't giving them what they wanted. I'm not defending it. I'm just saying, I think that's what explains it. They haven't done a very good job explaining it because I think that it just sounds to some extent like what it is, which is that it's, you know, they're acting without, they're sort of like, well, does it result in regime change in Iran? We don't know. They might say that we want that or whatever, but that's not ultimately, they're not acting on the basis of achieving regime change. But just seems so insane based on what he ran on. I mean, this is why a lot of people feel betrayed, right? He ran on no more wars and these stupid, senseless wars, and then we have one that we can't even really clearly define why we did it.
Starting point is 01:08:53 Well, but he said he's against endless wars. Well, they're all endless wars. They're all endless. Do you ever hear Rumsfeld talk about Iraq when it first happened? Tell me. I mean, listen, I want to be careful when I say here, I am not cannabis hostile, but maybe guys who can't not be high for two or three hours a day,
Starting point is 01:09:26 maybe people shouldn't pay attention to them for foreign policy analysis. And I'm not equating weed and booze, but, you know, if he came on, this is, God damn, he's dumb. As Steve in New York points out, wow, Rogaine really is that stupid. Yeah, he is. I mean, it's... I won't say shocking. Certainly not breathtaking.
Starting point is 01:10:15 But the fact that people pay attention to him to... For how they go about understanding what's going on on this planet, you know? And then there's how many kicks to the head he took when he was M.MA fighting, because he's manly. I mean, look at the people who are leading the so-called masculine men of masculine masculinity movement. Most of them are MMA guys. The Taint brothers who are sex traffickers, alleged. This guy, Mark Wayne Mullen, got into the Senate in Oklahoma on his reputation as a kickboxer. and an MMA fighter.
Starting point is 01:11:22 Hey, way, I'm ready to go to the Senate. Jesus. Well, it ain't just Orwell rolling in his grave, so's Cronkite, Edward R. Murrow. It's almost like this, you just realize we're so fucked. And by the way, the guy he's talking to across the table is an author by the name of Michael Schellenberger. and when he said that, I mean, some of this is the art of the deal changing the person we're negotiating with? I wonder how many cattle Michael Schnellenberger has swapped for a handful of magic beans.
Starting point is 01:12:41 This is the stupid. They were talking about six weeks, six weeks. Oh, yeah. Six weeks. Yeah. put that that was ground force and i know that they've not ruled that out for me that would be they have i'm they have not oh my understanding is that you have not yeah i thought you said it now yeah um but they don't seem eager to go into i mean my yeah they don't see but remember
Starting point is 01:13:10 people who understand things like covert action have already said the odds are that we've already got boots on the ground in iran we just haven't said it out loud and then well we understand that there is no for the people who cash the checks from apac there is no criticism of israel okay maybe some criticism it's okay if you're cashing apax check it's okay to criticize beby by saying he isn't slaughtering enough people fast enough that the genocide isn't the not a genocide isn't going quite fast enough but i mentioned in yesterday's program that the maggots are all in it the pro-israel maggots and there is a very definite split in maggot world over these i'm not even going to call them wars these homicidal frenzies and you don't have to look at it too very long to realize
Starting point is 01:14:47 that the Israeli tail is wagging the American dog. And of course, people like testicle toasting, Tuckio Rose Carlson are problematic to say the least. Really problematic. Full on fascists. But there's a split as to how the fascism needs to be deployed. And so people had a shit hemorrhage maggots. A-PAC maggots
Starting point is 01:15:37 When testicle-toasting Tucky O'Rose said that If Iran were to unconditionally surrender, we would immediately occupy the place, and Iranian women and girls would be raped. Well, today, the National Review, the Home Office of American Racism,
Starting point is 01:16:08 held a symposium on anti-Semitism. clavered. And of course, they invited that that most macho and butch of heroes and a man who
Starting point is 01:16:28 really knows his Bible. And I think that's what burns up Raphaelito Eduardo Cruz, the anointed booger-eaten future king of America the most, is that he was humiliated on video by testicle toasting Tuckio, Rose Carlson, who apparently
Starting point is 01:16:44 knows. more Bible than super duper, uber, ultimate Christian Raphaelito. But Raphaelito took the podium today at the
Starting point is 01:17:00 symposium on anti-Semitism Clavern and went after Tokyo Rose. Come on. Let's you and him fight. I hope it doesn't hurt too little. Y'all beat each other up real good. Pretty pleased? And I will say on the right, I have seen more anti-Semitism in the last 18 months on the right than at any point in my lifetime.
Starting point is 01:17:34 A year and a half ago, I could not have imagined we would be here having this conversation. Well, he said he's seen more in the last 18 months than he's seen in his lifetime. That just means that he wasn't paying attention before those last 18 months. anti-Semitism has run rampant inside the Republican Party but again Raphaelito it turns out may have a little bit of Dunning Kruger going on for him because apparently he doesn't remember
Starting point is 01:18:10 Richard Millhouse Pinhead Thank you Harry Truman Nixon babbling away in the Oval Office It was the Jews Henry the Jews The Hollywood Jews. They all hate me, the Jews. To which Henry Kissinger replied,
Starting point is 01:18:28 Yavolman, Fior. It is the Jews. And it is growing, and it is gaining real purchase, especially with young people. I agree, Norm, that we're winning with folks in this room with some gray or salt and pepper in their hair.
Starting point is 01:18:52 But in a college classroom, I'm a lot less... And oatmeal in their brains. And it is being spread by loud voices, the most consequential of whom is Tucker Carlson. I believe Tucker Carlson is the single most dangerous demagogue in this country.
Starting point is 01:19:15 Said a man who wants to be a more dangerous demagogue. I'm going to take him on, head directly. Just in case you're wondering, we got an advanced copy here at the Horn of his remarks. and when he said, I'm going to take him on, well, we saw it in the script, I'm going to take him on head-on. And so we wrote back to him and said, Raphaelito, if you use the term head-on,
Starting point is 01:19:53 we're going to sue you for appropriating our intellectual property. For we are the head-on radio network. and so that was what that hesitation was there in case you're wondering. Directly. If you look at the dissent of Tucker Carlson, and they're all the sort of lesser chattering voices that are moons circling his twisted planet, but if you look at the dissent,
Starting point is 01:20:31 it started about a year and a half ago with platforming crackpot professors seeking to rewrite history, seeking to rewrite history about World War II. So he has one idiot whom he describes as the most consequential popular historian in the country, who leans forward and intones that Winston Churchill was the villain of World War II. He then finds another crackpot professor who says there's a good argument that America should have sided with the Nazis in Germany in World War II. Stand by a moment, please.
Starting point is 01:21:23 There's anti-Semitism and there's anti-Semitism, and look, I'm so old that we used to cut audio of Tucker Carlson's Nazi blatherings when his bow tie was too tight on crossfire, okay? This is who he's always. has been, he was raised by a shitbird father who tormented a woman half to death over a car, a car that she had invented. But as usual, there's a little bit of blue smoke and mirrors with what Raphaelito Eduardo Cruz, the United Booger Eton Future King of America, is trying to claim. Yes, Tuckio Rose does in fact platform some Nazi adjacent, if not outright Nazi,
Starting point is 01:22:25 talkers. And we have had a Nazi problem. And remember, please, this is Raphaelito Eduardo Cruz. The master debater, the darling of the Harvard debate squad of the class of what the fuck ever,
Starting point is 01:22:47 who not only cannot remember Richard M. Nixon being a wild-eyed anti-Semite, but can't even remember his own orange Jesus. In 2017, describing people who marched with teaky torches in Charlottesville, blathering on and chanting, Jews will not replace us, and calling them very fine people. How does anyone take anything that Raphaelito, Eduardo Cruz, the anointed, booger-eaten future King of America, says even remotely seriously?
Starting point is 01:23:29 and by the way, did you happen to notice there, the decidedly tepid applause that Raphaelito is getting. And of course, we also have to remember that this is the same asshole who conflates criticism of Israel with anti-Semitism. There are millions of Jews in the United States of America who cannot abide, who cannot stand, who morally object to, who are repulsed by the behavior of the Israeli government, and of the Israelis who put them in power.
Starting point is 01:24:25 You know, for a Raphaelito, and God knows his owners at APEC, anyone who ever brought BB Netanyahu a cold cup of coffee is an anti-Semite, if not an outright Nazi. and that's the problem. It dilutes the meaning of anti-Semitism. There are efforts to enshrine in law in maggot states. The idea that criticizing Israel at all is anti-Semitism. One wonders then how they would handle, you know,
Starting point is 01:25:18 not some Southern Baptist end-times preacher who's praying for Jesus to come back so he can start gigging Jews. But the studious old rabbis of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, who stood on the steps of City Hall in New York City with Zoran Mamdani and said this man is not an anti-Semite. And Raphaelito cannot separate Israelism from the fascism that can't. controls the government there now. Like I said, he's got a bad case of Dunning Kruger.
Starting point is 01:26:21 I'll bet he does not know that the organizing document of the Likud Party uses the phrase from the river to the sea. I'll bet he also does not know, at least, you know, pastor, brother, minister, former governor, former presidential candidate, diabetes, snake oil, cure salesman, like Huxterby acknowledged that certain elements in Israel want a greater Israel. You know, just like
Starting point is 01:26:50 a certain party 100 years or so ago wanted a greater Germany. An Israel that stretches from the mountains of Syria near the Turkish border to the mouth of the Nile, to the mountains of the Arabian Peninsula to the Euphrates River.
Starting point is 01:27:23 And Raphaelito will never acknowledge that fact, and he will not, especially will not acknowledge, that that is a really dangerous place to be. That if you really want to start World War III, that's the blueprint. But here we are. And for all of this, Tucker gazes adoringly. By the way, no, there is not.
Starting point is 01:27:53 Winston Churchill was an extraordinary historical figure. There's a reason Churchill's bust is on my mantle. Oh, well, that settles that, you master debater. You come to my office on the mantle, there are three busts, one of Churchill, one of Reagan, and one of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Three extraordinary leaders who had vision. But it's not just there. Somebody needs to take that bust of MLK away from him. Nick Fuentes.
Starting point is 01:28:23 It's actually interesting. If you look at Republican politicians. Nick Fentez is easy to denounce and I actually think it's a tell among a Republican politician Really dumbass Nick Quentes is
Starting point is 01:28:40 easy to denounce You know who didn't denounce Nick Fentz? Raphaelito? You're orange daddy when he hosted Nick Fentz and the artist known as the
Starting point is 01:28:54 for dinner At what? Magoloko? Yeah. He's easy to denounce. Then why didn't your orange daddy denounce him? Very fine people. If they'll denounce Fentes but are scared to say Tucker's name, that tells you a great deal. Nick Fentz is a goose-stepping Nazi.
Starting point is 01:29:26 And by the way, I'm not one who throws around the term Nazi loosely. No, no, no, no. You very seldom call actual Nazis Nazis because your party is fucking filthy with them. Still waiting for you to denounce Daddy. But when Nick Fuentes says, Hitler was very, very cool, I like Hitler and I agree with Hitler. Like, when you say you agree with Hitler, you are a Nazi. Tucker has Fuentes on his show. Doesn't question him about any of the ridiculous things he said.
Starting point is 01:30:15 Doesn't react at all when Fuentes tells him his mission is to combat global jewelry. And Tucker nods, hmm, interesting. Fuentes tells him every year he celebrates Stalin's birthday. By the way, what kind of freak even knows Stalin's birthday? I don't know it and I don't care to know it. I mean, okay, that's at least a decent laugh line. I don't know Stalin's birthday. The Horn ad hoc Stalin's birthday research department, you can stand down.
Starting point is 01:30:55 Doesn't really matter. But Tucker just, just coos when he says that. How pathetic. And again, this is one of those situations where you can root against both of them. But Raphaelito is a big talker. What are you going to do, Raphaelito? Are you going to preach a sermon at him? Are you going to speak in tongues at him, Raphaelito?
Starting point is 01:31:38 What are you going to do to Nick Fuentes, Ted? Accus him of being Hispanic? Because his ancestry is from Mexico? Yours is from Cuba? These maggots, these so-called conservatives, can't help but tie themselves up in an absolutely gordian knot. And the fact that Raphaelito says that Tucker Carlson is the single most dangerous demagogue in this country, and I've made the decision, I'm going to take him on head directly.
Starting point is 01:32:43 You know who the most dangerous demagogue in this country is? It's not Tuckio Rose Carlson, and he's a piece of shit. The most dangerous demagogue in this country, and arguably there are two. The most dangerous demagogue in this country is none other than the orange shit-given that he Raphaelito worships and would not dare to cross.
Starting point is 01:33:33 Raphaelito, if Nitwit Nero told him to, Raphaelito would forswear his salvation and forswear the saving grace of Christ Jesus, Jesus, that's the most dangerous demagogue in this country, and probably stating the obvious. But there's another dangerous demagogue. And in fact, the bold and brave retiring senator from North Carolina, Tham Tillis, actually named him, Stephen Miller. Which presents a problem for Raphaelito, because Stephen Miller, who is a real. alive, no kidding, Nazi, is Jewish.
Starting point is 01:34:39 And, oh my goodness, gracious sakes alive, he's an Israel Uber Allah's Jew. He would happily burn down the entire planet if Israel got to manage what was left. So all this little PR stunt was, and by the way, there was never, ever any rousing chorus of applause, you get the idea that those folks
Starting point is 01:35:22 who show up at a National Review Symposium given the history of the National Review as the Home Office of American Racism It's not like anti-Semitism Ever flowed like a sewer out of the National Review William F. Buckley in that lot It rings hollow But well I suppose Raphaelito is
Starting point is 01:35:54 Following his marching orders And doing all he can to deflect from the criminality the homicidal mania of his orange Jesus geyser ugh
Starting point is 01:36:20 wow where does the program go hey we are an hour and 45 minutes into the program and a goose egg Ralphs has a $25 challenge on the table if somebody could please meet that just so the program isn't a goose egg it sure would be nice. Flavio says the Venezuela death toll, according to Reuters,
Starting point is 01:36:50 that clean operation that Pink Shrek was talking about. Somewhere between 47 and over 80 Venezuelans were killed, the Venezuelan Defense Ministry noted 23 soldiers killed, but said that it turned out to be 47, and total fatalities including other personnel, and up to 100 deaths in the operation. Thanks for serving as the Horn Ad hoc murder victims in Venezuela
Starting point is 01:37:22 Research Department, Flavio. And this weekend, says Jeremy, UK news sites were reporting that our government is lying about our losses, claimed it may well be over 1,000 troops lost, not anywhere near the 8 we claim. If so, he learned to hide the real numbers from Putin. also Iran claimed they have many Delta Force troops in custody, take it with a grain of salt for now. Well, march them out and give proof of life.
Starting point is 01:38:03 And then ask the American people if they signed up, if they voted for that, and asked the moms and dads and brothers and sisters and aunts and uncles and cousins, friends and neighbors of dead American service personnel, if they, if their loved ones, signed on the dotted line. put their hand in the air and took the oath to make war for Israel. Because the Marine, who spoke up in the Senate hearing, whom that bold, bold man from Montana broke his hand,
Starting point is 01:38:44 wearing his dress blues, the Marine yelled, no one wants to die for Israel. I mean, I suppose there are some weirdos who do. You know, some real Southern Baptist, if I'd die for Israel, that'll sure to goodness convince Jesus to get busy and come on back, that heresy. I didn't see those sights, Jeremy. But would I be surprised? Not in the least.
Starting point is 01:39:22 A-PAC, Michael, says there is only one state whose senators and congresswoman doesn't take money from them, and that state is the Newhart state, the state of Vermont. Oh, and by the way, I did notice, I mentioned Natalie Wynn's new Saw, that he, West Virginia's own Riley Moa made it into her video, committing a war crime, smiling like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush, standing in front of human beings stacked like cordwood at that concentration camp that we fund in El Shitt Holodor, Riley You have arrived, haven't you?
Starting point is 01:40:36 Leah in New York says Eric Trump's thoughts Looking at Iran, he must be thinking The second son can get everything? Don't get any ideas, Eric the dumber. Oh, and yes, going back to women will have no employment opportunities in Iran
Starting point is 01:41:02 because they have to live under a burqa, according to Matt Schlapp, can I see your dick, can I touch your dick slap? Matt Dick Schlapp? Well, there we are. Sometimes you have to workshop these things. Lee pointed out, no ability to make career choices as opposed to here, where women need to make more babies and I'll add their uteruses or nothing more than clown cars.
Starting point is 01:41:38 Yeah, I know that key fact. I know. I know Jeremy. Just, well, I don't know if it was relevant to the right. Okay. Flavio, I see your screenshot. I don't know why it says a rerun. It also says the horn live stream live.
Starting point is 01:42:22 So, hard to tell. That is something with which I, over which I have no control. I'm just a talent. I have blathered on for quite a point. while. Let's run over to the stress line and see what's going on. Hey, welcome to the program, wrong button. Roxanne. I have some grammatical questions for you.
Starting point is 01:42:56 Yes, kind, sir? The senior floor at gunman in the U.S. government just said that he had the bus of Winston Churchill on his fireplace. mantle. Yes. Did he happen to get, did he happen to get when he's
Starting point is 01:43:22 nipples stuck in his teeth? Because I couldn't understand him. Only you, Dave. Only you. And there goes dinner in the
Starting point is 01:43:37 Central Daylight time zone. You were patient about it. You waited. And then you struck. You know. And, of course, the, I looked up in that starvation. It says C match lap.
Starting point is 01:44:06 So for those of you in the research department, that might speed your information flow a little. How the hell are you, girl? Oh, you know, it's warm. I'm happy, but I'm worried about, I'm worried about Henrietta the chicken. Well, Henriette is a brave bird, I'm sure. And, you know, chickens are very warm, and unless they have attitudes, they're generally easygoing.
Starting point is 01:44:51 so I'm sure once she heals up she'll be just fine. Oh, I just hope she does heal up. Well, I do too. It sounds like irresponsible. And I use this turn lightly. Irresponsible animal husbandry? Yes, it is. Well, no, irresponsible, and I use this term advisedly, humans,
Starting point is 01:45:23 We need to know this thing in West Virginia will never happen but a visit from the local ASPCA because if they have any youngings around at least it used to be that the ASPCA was the original
Starting point is 01:45:56 child protective services in a lot of jurisdictions I knew a man who worked for the animal shelter and there were many times. He went in to retrieve an animal and found children in the same deplorable condition.
Starting point is 01:46:17 And he got the police involved and those children were put in the county children's home for their protection. So Henry Edel might be a harbinger.
Starting point is 01:46:33 You know, a messenger bird as you would. Okay, that's a little mystical. But do you think Henrietta would enjoy listening to the mother truck, the mother-clockers? Oh, I have no doubt. Won't you recuperate? We'll have to see. Well, that's just a thought.
Starting point is 01:47:08 And as far as your golden child, I understand. He is Anthony Straybring, and I get that. Because goals are wonderful dogs. But I had
Starting point is 01:47:27 a dog who was named Old Fondi who was a black lab chow mix and he had this poor guy was a hot mask. He was born
Starting point is 01:47:49 without a sheath on his penis. He was missing a toe on one of his back feet. And he had a front toenail on his right paw that spiraled corkscrewed upward. He also had a stubby
Starting point is 01:48:10 tail. He was born with it. It wasn't dust. He was borne glitter, but he was also a hot mess. When he would go to hike his leg to relieve himself, he would leave urine circle in the snow. You'd always tell Will Fondi relieved himself because there was a little yellow circle, and usually his back leg that was standing on the ground was wet.
Starting point is 01:48:49 So he didn't stay out too long. But I'm sure the golden one would have defended Henrietta had he been out there when the incident occurred. And it's good to see that there's some interspecies cooperation going on on. Lord, we can take whatever we can get. Well, you know, sometimes animals are more humane and humans. So I did see I did see Nuremberg on Netflix this weekend.
Starting point is 01:49:48 Did you really? Did you like it? I liked it. The only thing and this is, I understand that it's a gamutization. I understand parts of the story are fictionalized. But to tell you how good an actor Russell Crow is, he played Gurn, almost, he played him as a human, not as a monster. What he did was monsters, but he got into Guren's way of looking at himself.
Starting point is 01:50:44 and I won't go into it any further than that because you haven't seen the film yet but his performance just the physicality of it he's always been a lot of film of during walking around and moving around he got that down the hole
Starting point is 01:51:11 you're right he committed suicide because he wasn't going to be shot like a soldier because he was going to be hanged as a problem criminal. And he swore up and down and this is part of the historical
Starting point is 01:51:40 weapon that he would never be hanged. They would never hanged him in Germany. The irony is on top of the poison that he took to make sure that he died quickly
Starting point is 01:52:01 he used his robe belt to act as a ligature and he leaned forward on the toilet to strangle himself as well and he had assistance in obtaining the poison from one of the American guards who he befriended
Starting point is 01:52:33 now they don't get into that in the film but the night of his death he was signing autographs for the guard telling them keep those one day that signature will be valuable
Starting point is 01:52:58 that's not in the film that's historical but he was as big an egomaniac as any of the Nazi regime and one thing you've got to understand about fascism It's a function of it.
Starting point is 01:53:21 And we see the same kind of operation in the American government. It's all sectioned off. Everybody has their little fiefdom, and they're all fighting for attention, resources, and a pat on the head from the furor. It shouldn't be that hard to understand. on top of the journalists of old that are spinning in their graves is a man directly affected by the World War II
Starting point is 01:54:01 Ernie Pyle. And when I was at IU, I had a class in Ernie Pyle Hall for one day because it is not wheelchair. It's not accessible. But when I walked into the building, The only time I ever walked in, when you walk in the front door, off to the side, there's a small display of some of Ernie Pyle's personal belongings, including one of his typewriters that he used in the field to type up his reports as a war correspondent. And William L. Scherer is probably spinning in his grave as well. going, look, guys, I warned you, you didn't want to listen, but I warned you.
Starting point is 01:55:08 The bad news is that the fascists can hang around for a long fucking time, and as long as nobody smacks him hard, he's going to keep doing it. Because that's what his godfather used to do. I mean, well, I shouldn't call them a godfather because they both thought they were divine. But at least Donning has ancestors who had Christ in their name. That's why they think they're so Godfite.
Starting point is 01:55:57 You know, unless we wanted to start a war with Germany again, I would not deport Donald Trump back to Germany. Strydonernery's citizenship. and ship back off splin and shift half of them to Germany and half of them to Scotland because I'm sure
Starting point is 01:56:18 Edinburgh would declare war at that point. They immediately separate from the UK and declare war. No, it's intolerable, I tell you. We have to we have to go now.
Starting point is 01:56:41 What do you mean? But here's the problem with the anti-Semitism bill that are floating about. It's not that hard to say, it's not that far away to tell you, well, criticizing Israel is anti-Semitism, which it is not. A couple of years later, bills get past saying if you criticize the government of the United States or the officers thereof, that is un-American and you can be arrested.
Starting point is 01:57:40 It's not that far a jump, Roxanne. I don't believe I'm being hyperbolic. I don't think so. For those sad, sad, some are children who say, well, the president can't do this because of the kind of. Constitution? Oh, baby, we're way beyond constitutionality and non-constitutionality. And I think for most of 2026, Dave, I've been saying that we are in a state of constitutional collapse. I would agree.
Starting point is 01:58:33 I'd say the collapse has already occurred. The windows are still on the shattered windows, though, Roxanne. That's the problem. Naggots, you say, well, I wouldn't vote for that. But even if you pointed out chapter and verse, where they did vote for that, they'd get all defensive of their Lord and Daddy. Now, what to do about it? And I've been thinking a great deal about this. The professional politicians, the politicians in the Democratic Party who are running for national and in some cases state office,
Starting point is 01:59:34 they need to take a minute or two and think about what do we do when we have the power. If he is found by various organizations, including the United Nations, to have committed criminal acts, we should do what they did to King Kong. page him up, ship him off, and put him on physical display in a nice little Dutch town. I'm thinking. I mean, the International Criminal Court is an offshoot of what was found to be necessary after World War II. It's a direct descendant of the war crimes trials after the war. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:00:58 Since he has obviously committed criminal acts of an international and military nature by his command as commander-in-chief of the United States Armed Forces, which is not contrary to what many maggots believe a military rank. that is a function. The president is the civilian in charge. But they whip out the commander-in-chief like it's a rank at any chance they get.
Starting point is 02:01:51 And I believe the last time a commander-in-chief of the United States came under fire was when some boys from down south were shooting at Mr. Lincoln when he was inspecting, the
Starting point is 02:02:15 the defensive works around Washington, D.C. Yes. He put himself in jeopardy several times. There was the one moment where the young Union soldier looked at him and said, get down, you damn fool, you want to get shot? Not recognizing, it was, of course,
Starting point is 02:02:34 Lincoln. That was a Union boy. Well, I agree with that young soldier. He was absolutely right to call that old foolout. But I think if Johnny has the of his convictions, which we know he doesn't, but if he did, he would be in Tehran next week. Then you know what I think they should do. I think that the new Supreme Leader and he should, you know, sit down over a couple of ham sandwiches,
Starting point is 02:03:23 maybe with cheese, a couple of beers, and work this out. Of course, Donnie will probably demand Adderall at the table, so he's got something sprinkle on a sandwich but I'll be glad when this administration is over Roxanne because in my in my nighttime
Starting point is 02:03:59 musings I end up doing my stupid Donnie impression and right now well Donnie has been coming down to this shop
Starting point is 02:04:14 lately I don't know you know this. No. Yes, he has. Gladys didn't tell me. Well, I have to have a word with the night watchman over at the shop. And let him know that Donnie is not allowed to wander around the floor with his Secret Service team at night.
Starting point is 02:04:39 In the shop, there's too many things that could arm it, you know, blaze and hammers. and, of course, the Goliath 3,000. And you never know when Stosh and Nellope's Fry are running about, getting their tentacles into everything. But, no, Donnie has been complaining around the shop that he needs his dependence change, and he's demanding the people of terms to it. Then he, believe it,
Starting point is 02:05:17 And now he's the men that Gladys do it. Glass is like, I'm too old to be changing diapers. You need to take your heavy ass to the little boys' room. We've got changing tables there, Roxanne. I mean, of course, it's a little different when you're putting the little ink absorbers on the small fries so they don't make a mess about the place. Certainly. You know, it's a little different.
Starting point is 02:05:59 And by the way, an update on Ms. Perch. Yes. She warned her bet and her fins are safe. So, but I believe she's going to be attending some 12-step program to help her with her damn boy addiction. Probably. She's looking for it. Probably a good idea.
Starting point is 02:06:28 Or she's looking for a game, you know, so. But when, oh, darn it, we lost, we lost Dave. I was going to ask, but when one is a perch, is it more like a 12 swish program? I mean, perches don't exactly step? Just trying to work within the bit. Let's see here. Earlier in the program, Ralphs reminded me of this story,
Starting point is 02:07:08 and it kind of gives you an idea of how tense things are getting amongst our nine black-robed bedders, three of whom are actually sane. There was a public event yesterday at a federal courthouse event in D.C., and two of the justices showed up to have a little chit-chat. And they just happened to be Justice Katanji Brown Jackson and Bhub-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Brat Kavanaugh, who loves to booth beer, along with his two law clerks, squee and quiff. And Justice Jackson decided to speak plainly.
Starting point is 02:08:07 And Justice Jackson made it clear that she was not a fan of the shadow docket. Granted, she and Beerboof and Brat didn't scream at each other or anything, trying to maintain some sense of decorum. But Justice Jackson said, I feel like this uptick in the court's willingness to get involved is a real unfortunate problem. That's a problem of their own making. You know, the Shadow Docket, of course, is what beckon
Starting point is 02:08:48 The cowards, the six cowards on the court, use primarily to uphold the rampant illegality of the Maggot, the Maggot, or White House, when it decides to start further torturing people in so many ways. And yesterday, Justice Jackson said that in making such broad use of the shadow docket, emergency emergency that the maggot majority basically is telegraphing
Starting point is 02:09:42 to lower courts how the the maggot majority wants to rule and she said it creates a warped kind of proceeding it's not serving the court or this country well she said and NBC News notes that more than a few
Starting point is 02:10:03 lower court judges and the Wall Street Journal noted were in attendance. But Beer Boof and Brat, receiving a note from either squee or quith, said, none of us enjoy this. I mean, the Biden administration sent them to us too. Not on this, not at this order of magnitude. And also, they shit all over the Biden administration.
Starting point is 02:10:37 requests. So where Justice Jackson pointed out that it's a real problem insofar as it undermines what is supposed to be the neutrality of the court when the court decides to side with the fascist maggots, all brat had to say is, yeah, it ain't fun. I'd rather be boofing some beer. You want a beer? I like beer. Anybody got a beer? I don't know. Maybe Matt Schlapp was in the back of the room and goes, No, but can I touch your dick? Sorry. And this is weird. I mean, everything is weird. Who are we kidding here?
Starting point is 02:11:50 Mulla Moses Mike Johnson, the ordained Southern Baptist minister of the gospel of Jesus Christ, um, it issued a threat to the American electorate today while he was visiting daddy, or at least visiting down at a tacky-ass golf motel that's owned by Daddy. Well, Mullah Moses Mike, in his remarks, did the legislative equivalent of telling America, nice little country you got there. Don't fuck with us. I'm so glad he's a minister of the gospel, aren't you? Find history to win the majority is not a simple task, but it is one that we will do.
Starting point is 02:12:54 And you have to remember, because all of you track this and you report on it, you keep the progress reports, this House Republican majority has defied expectation and historical trends and conventional thought virtually every single day that we've been governing. And we will do it again. It would be a very foolish thing to vote against us. That's my advice to you, okay? This is a contrast election, and we're really excited about it. that?
Starting point is 02:13:19 It would be a very foolish thing to vote against us. Is he a minister of the gospel or a mob boss? Is he a Christian or a copo? Don't vote against us. By the way, this was... I know. That didn't take long from Miss Micah. Oh, fuck you! I know. I know.
Starting point is 02:13:52 At least that one wasn't aimed at me. Didn't say anything about ladybugs. but just just to set the scene this was the 2006 House Republican Issues Conference and of course Daddy's getting to wet his beak because they held it
Starting point is 02:14:16 that that bedbug infested shithole Trump National Doral Miami no really they had a bed bug problem that was reported a while back and imagine even wanting to be a member of that.
Starting point is 02:14:35 It costs you $50,000 to get initiated at that tacky golf motel. And then you have to pay $1,000 a month dues. And that doesn't even get you the free trip to the Sunday afternoon trough. But, well, he stays on message. Because the contrast is as stark as it has ever been. There is a wide chasm between these two political parties. This is not your father's. Democrat Party, as we say all the time.
Starting point is 02:15:10 This party's run by Marxist, open socialist, the far-left insurgent politicians and the activist base, and they're pushing the party all the way over the edge, and they've left America behind. When we say a contrast election, we say it very simply, as the President said it
Starting point is 02:15:26 so well and so clearly at the State of the Union. This is a contest between normal and crazy, between common sense and crazy. And we have lots of examples. I mean, you could go down the list, look at all the issue sets. I was just taking notes in our last session and everything that everybody brought up in the upcoming election. The question that we asked to every voter in every district around America is, do you want
Starting point is 02:15:47 to elect a party that will secure the borders or reopen the borders wide to allow danger? And of course, there's no evidence whatsoever that anybody's going to reopen the borders. The borders weren't open in the first place. That's a filthy fucking lie from a filthy fucking liar. Micah said, I actually do want to point something out, though. Did he just get done saying about how basically they don't give a shit about norms and expectations? Can we put that on fucking repeat in front of, oh, I don't know, Peter Slotkin or any, you know,
Starting point is 02:16:21 Peters Slotkin or any other member of our so-called Democratic Senate leadership? Seriously, every time somebody says, my friends across the aisle, I want a bitch-slap them literally with a video screen playing this clip. Of course, they're all friends. always all friends. Marxist, socialist, Methodists. There is criminal, illegal aliens, and known terrorists to come into the country and set up sleeper cells.
Starting point is 02:16:49 No mention of the murderous ice goons or Alex Pretty or, you know, René de Cole Good. No mention of the man who was apparently choked to death in an ice conventy concentration camp. No mention of the journalist who has been disappeared that we talked about last night.
Starting point is 02:17:23 A journalist for Noticeyaz Nashville. No, none of that. Nothing about the illegal war because whatever daddy wants, daddy gads, foolish to vote against us. Because if you do, we'll fuck you up. name of Jesus. Oh, and, uh, oopsie, nitwit Nero is going to go to Kentucky to campaign on behalf of Eddie G-A-L-L-R-E-I-N. He's a former Navy SEAL, and he's the guy that the maggots went out and dug up,
Starting point is 02:18:19 scrounged out of a dumpster or whatever, to run against Thomas Massey. Well, as usual, I mean, call it the JD-Egg syndrome. Remember when J.D. Vance was bold and butch and said that Trump may be America's Hitler? Yeah? Well, Eddie Galrine, who is running against Thomas Massey, quit the Republican Party in abject disgust right after it. nitwit Nero won the Republican nomination back in 2016. And so Thomas Massey, or people associated with him, are running ads against Ed.
Starting point is 02:19:20 I knew a guy who was so cool who's named Ed, and he spelled it with a hyphen, George Carlin. The ad repeatedly calls him woke Eddie and says he's guilty of dereliction of his magad duty. They said duty. And then there's Marge, who apparently left office with a whopping big war chest that she can use to advance the causes of others. She posted, I presume over on X and said, my, oh my. Chris La Civita was so desperate for a candidate to run against Massey, the only one he was. he could find was Eddie Galrine who hated Trump so much he left the party
Starting point is 02:20:14 after Trump won the primary in 2016 and she posted an image of Eddie's party registration as an independent and Marge said and tomorrow Trump is going to Kentucky
Starting point is 02:20:30 to endorse a true never-trumper yeah gosh I hope it doesn't hurt too little and it would be nice if that district actually had a viable Democrat to run against whom ever is the Republican nominee. Kind of doubt it, though. Forget it, Jake.
Starting point is 02:20:59 It's Kentucky Stan. And in D.C., there's a brand new statue up. An anonymous artist group has put up a 12-foot statue to honor the tragic love story between nitwit Niro and Jeffrey. Epstein. It's at the National Mall across from the capital, and it's the same bunch that put up the statue of Nitwit, Niro, and Epstein holding hands. The new statue is called King of the World, and it shows Jeffrey and Donnie in the same pose as Jack Dawson and Rose from Titanic. that means that in the statue Epstein standing with his arms outstretched and Trump is pressed up against him from behind and supporting his arms. I don't know. It's not in the story, but I wonder if Matt Schlapp was there saying, can I touch their dicks?
Starting point is 02:22:33 Sorry, somehow or another that became a running gag in the program. But the plaque on the statue says The tragic love story between Jack and Rose was built on luxurious travel, raucous parties, and secret nude sketches. This monument honors the bond between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein of friendship, seemingly built on luxurious travel, raucous parties, and secret nude sketches.
Starting point is 02:23:06 The bow of the ship is even there. That's great. I hope Nitwit Nero gets to see it. because I'm catty that way oh and I lost the connection with Dave but the stress line is open it wasn't matter the stress line phone going dead so if anybody has anything they'd like to say
Starting point is 02:23:52 feel free to jump in 844 843 4676 sleeper cells Lee in New York says the sleeper cells has speaker Johnson seen POTUS at his meetings I wish nitwitwit Niro was sleeping in a cell. Yeah, I know, Ralph's, Dave in the blind, he was rough on the llama.
Starting point is 02:24:35 Well, it's getting difficult to keep up with the things that are making the maggots upset with their orange daddy. We have another one. And they're mad about DEI, y'all. Why? because over the weekend, dumbass Diocletian quietly nominated Erica Kirk to sit on the board of visitors for the United States Air Force Academy
Starting point is 02:25:22 and the rupture inside Maggot World is broad enough and deep enough that there were some there was some hissifying, there was some conyptions. because, among others, Candio, has done such a bang-up job of absolutely making Erica Kirk toxic. So when Ward got out via a headline like from Fox News, TV, Radio Rwanda, President Trump appoints Erica Kirk to serve on the U.S. Air Force Academy Board of Visitors, taking the position her late husband Charlie was slated to hold before he was assassinated in September.
Starting point is 02:26:18 Now Erica Kukukkirk joins the panel that oversees morale discipline and curriculum and fiscal affairs at the Academy. And her qualifications are what? And for that matter, the qualifications of Charles James Kirk were what? Last I checked, he never served in the military. And couldn't even make it out of his freshman year of course. college. And so one individual, Lisa Christine, who calls herself an independent
Starting point is 02:26:53 conservative, said, imagine of all of the well-qualified people who have worked their entire life to earn this position, and it's handed to Erica Kirk, of all people. It's time to admit it, Candice and Baron Coleman were right the entire time.
Starting point is 02:27:13 Someone who claimed to be in Iraq veteran said, Erica Kirk is completely unqualified for this role. She has zero military or educational leadership experience. Oh, and then the coup de grace. She is a complete DEI hire. A podcaster named Diane Holloway said, why?
Starting point is 02:27:36 Why? Another maggot said, Tragedy does not equal qualification. If the Air Force Academy Board is about merit and mission, not mourning and politics, why is a grieving spouse treated as a resume line? D-E-I-on-steroids. To see, when moments like this come out,
Starting point is 02:28:05 you find out how the maggots really feel about women, especially women in positions of power. Another Charlie's fan said, Oh, this is absolutely disgusting. Never watching Fox News again. They are clearly in on trying to push up Erica. All this... I don't know her bra does that.
Starting point is 02:28:32 All this despite... the fact she's a proven liar and there is strong circumstantial evidence that she was involved in the conspiracy to murder husband. These people are out of their damn minds. And then a
Starting point is 02:28:50 trad wife chimed in. If your husband was just murdered and you had a one and three-year-old at home who were trying to cope with never being able to see their dad again, would you want to become a CEO, do dozens of public speeches and interviews, and join the Air Force Academy Board at a time like that?
Starting point is 02:29:08 and be groped by the vice president of the United States while you were wearing leather pants while you were grieving? No, I added that last entire clause. Come on. Let's y'all and them fight. Yeah, I find it. I'm sorry, the Chauden-Foyt is strong with me. Oh, and here's a fun one. The New Republic had this story.
Starting point is 02:30:05 Oh, I think that's a good thing, right? Drowps, yeah. The New Republic had this story, and gee, I hope it doesn't hurt too little. Ed Martin, but at one point in time, Nitt Niro wanted to be the U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia. Well, he's got other fish to fry now.
Starting point is 02:30:35 He's got an ethics investigation going against him by the D.C. bar. Why? Well, because he tried to use a little of those strong-arm mob tactics for which Daddy is so famous, but Ed Martin's a lawyer with law license and shit like that. Because he sent a lawyer, Ed Martin did, back last year, to the dean of the Georgetown University Law Center.
Starting point is 02:31:11 And he said, My DOJ office won't hire any graduates from the law school because of its DEI programs. Well, that's when Hamilton Fox, who is actually the disciplinary council for the district, filed a complaint against Ed Martin. And so he'll face those proceedings. In the complaint, Hamilton Fox said, acting in his official capacity and speaking on behalf of the government,
Starting point is 02:31:52 he used coercion to punish or suppress a disfavored viewpoint, the teaching and promotion of DEI. He demanded that Georgetown law relinquish its free speech and religious rights in order to continue to obtain a benefit employment opportunities for its students. Oops. And he also threatened anyone who criticized Leon Scum and the dodgy boys with legal penalty.
Starting point is 02:32:28 And it was so bad that Todd Blanchie even suggested a grand jury investigate Ed Martin. We don't know if that was with or without nitwit Niro's permission. And this is kind of funny. I'm not that up on pop culture, but apparently Azalea Banks is a popular entertainer. And now, cheap bastards,
Starting point is 02:33:12 she's complaining that the Israeli government promised to pay her for every mention she made of Israel on her social media accounts. and that even included troll posts by her, and it becomes one of many similar complaints of people saying that they've been stiffed by the Israelis out of millions of dollars. She said, the payments were legitimate, while other influencers who have been stiffed said they didn't get paid. Israeli officials allegedly hired influencers for $7,000 per post. Holy shit $7,000 a post
Starting point is 02:34:12 God, and I remember back in the bad old days of the 2016 Purity Wars when we were joking about Nickel a post from well never mind long ago time nickel a put bullshit $7,000 per pro-Israeli pro-genocide post
Starting point is 02:34:35 and the account, the general, at General MC News on X grant, breaking Israeli officials report allegedly hired social media influencers for $7,000 a post, failed to pay them, and are now facing lawsuits, totaling millions of dollars over unpaid invoices. You know how we give money to Israel? Because we know that Israel will turn around and spend it here on our weapons and shit like that.
Starting point is 02:35:16 This is kind of the same thing in reverse. No, it's kind of the same thing. We give billions of taxpayer dollars to Israel, who has a higher standard of living than the United States. We give billions of dollars to them, and then they turn around and pay influencers to say good things about them. It kind of says something when you have to be paid
Starting point is 02:35:43 to say something good about someone, Azalea Banks said, I got paid, L.O.L. It's not 7K a post, but I deaf get paid for every Israel mention. Even the troll posts are paid. And she's been running her full mouth for all she's worth on social media. She talked about how she needed to find an Israeli lawyer who isn't tied to controversial figures. At one point, posting,
Starting point is 02:36:31 I'm waiting until the coast is clear, and I've been doing special voodoo to keep Israel from going to war with Iran. and so far it's working. How's that going now, honey? And then she decided to celebrate. This is really big for both the USA and Israel. First time in both countries' military history where a senior leader was killed on first strike.
Starting point is 02:36:58 USA plus Israel forever. And apparently there's a little bit of background to it. Filing with the U.S. government disclosed that Under the Foreign Agents Registration Act, the Israeli government hired a firm called Bridges Partners LLC in 2025 to run their social media campaign in the U.S. It was called the Esther Project,
Starting point is 02:37:40 and the Israelis were recruiting U.S.-based influencers to publish content related to Israel across platforms like Instagram and TikTok. The project got about a home. $159,000 initially to begin recruiting influencers with contracts allowing payments of up to roughly $900,000 of probably your taxpayer dollars for several months of influencer fees. Social media influencers were expected to crank out 25 to 30 pieces of content each month as part of a digital campaign to... Well, if you're in the right, why do you... I mean, it's not like the Iranians and... Hezbollah or Hamas or have a shit. No, Israel's Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Clock Tower X also entered into a contract for one and a half million dollars.
Starting point is 02:38:50 Curiously, remember this guy? Clock Tower X run by former maggot campaign strategist Brad Parskell. Wasn't he the one who was taken down by law enforcement in his yard and, Florida and naked and half naked and drunk out of his mind. Was that him? And he was going to run AI-assisted digital campaigns in the U.S. But now it's going around that the influencers are getting stiffed. Bridges Partners LLC.
Starting point is 02:39:34 Hmm. Well, there's their Foreign Agents Registration Act form. Hmm. Curious and curiouser. from Lee in New York influencer. Remember when an influencer got money for promoting coke? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:40:03 Have a Coke and a smile, right? Oh, what a pretty puzzle, Ralphs. And Teagan helped you with it. Teagan's such a good kitty. Lee wanting to know, back to the King of the World Statue. Can we fast forward to them in icy cold water? Give them a choice of shark and electrocution.
Starting point is 02:40:33 And you know what? There was room enough for Jack on the door. There would not be room enough for nitwit Nero. By himself. Oh, this is funny. Poor, poor George W. Bush, his entire legacy is being removed piece by piece. Most incompetent president. Gone.
Starting point is 02:41:10 Worst war. Gone. Most unpopular president. Gone. President most likely to favor the wealthy. Gone. President with the worst economic plan. Gone.
Starting point is 02:41:24 Poor George. He was born with a silver foot. in his mouth. God bless you, Anne Richards. Oh, okay, thank you, A.A, for letting me know. Flavio, there's a reason the thing was, the thing wasn't updated.
Starting point is 02:41:46 Brother Deacon Asa had no mobile data today, so no access to update things remotely. So there's the answer to the mystery. Thanks, Aza. I appreciate everything you do.
Starting point is 02:42:15 And it is Titanic Tuesday, and Titanic intellect is in play. This is great. We haven't heard anything from Council for the Parking Garage. Alina, Habana, Habana, Habana, Habana, Hamana, whose facial surgery looks like it's finally beginning to settle in a little bit. Mine's better. Of course, I didn't go to a maggot surgeon.
Starting point is 02:42:48 So, counsel for the parking garage is really mad that Kamala Harris, Spoke at that funeral we talked about on Friday. You know, the one where Barack Obama talked about what a shitbird Trump is without ever mentioning his name. Yeah, that one. You remember a long time ago when Dan Quayle said something to the effect of, and it's like that slogan. It's a terrible thing to have a mind and lose it. or, well, how many times have the NCAA and the NAACP been confused by right-wing ass hats? Well, let's add counsel for the parking garage to the list.
Starting point is 02:43:56 This is good. You might want to just get the hockey puck for a second because, you know, if you've got neighbors or anything, the guffawing might be a little dismal. disturbing for them. But I think if you look at Kamala Harris's, if you look at polls, Kamala Harris's comments of desperation at Reggie Jackson's funeral, and she didn't even know them. You know, if you look at this, they're reaching so far, and the American people see it, them, but I think it's... Let's play that again in case we missed it. If you look at Kamala Harris's, if you look at Poles, Kamala Harris's comments of desperation
Starting point is 02:44:32 at Reggie Jackson's funeral, and she didn't even know them, you know, if you look at this, First of all, the woman's name is Kamala, not Kamala. You've had an ample opportunity to learn that and know that, and at this point, you silly bitch, that's just intentional. But really? Really? One more time. Kamala Harris's, if you look at polls Kamala Harris's comments of desperation at Reggie Jackson's funeral. Say it again, dipshit.
Starting point is 02:45:08 say it again you a little fucking racist at reggie jackson's funeral comments of desperation at reggie jackson's funeral god damn what a dumbass what a racist piece of shit what an absolute dip shit uh reggie jackson's funeral
Starting point is 02:45:47 even fat dead rush limbaugh uh for whom the pineapple count is already through the, well, it's somewhere on the other side of Orion now. Even he knew the difference between Reggie Jackson and
Starting point is 02:46:09 Jesse Jackson. That evil old fuck. Some desperation at Reggie Jackson's funeral. Yeah, I know, Leah in New York. I didn't know she was a Yankees fan. Well, maybe she was an Oakland A's fan.
Starting point is 02:46:35 I know Ralph's Reggie Jackson. Well, you know, racists are going to racist. And meanwhile, they're on whatever platform that was. The white guy just sits there stone-faced with his lips pursed. Yeah. From Billville, Rick, Live Long and Prosper, release the Epstein Files. She must have watched a different funeral than everyone else. Reggie Jackson is alive and kicking at age 79.
Starting point is 02:47:18 He turns 80 on May 18th. It would be lovely if Reggie would have something to say because Reggie didn't suffer racism gladly. So that's the program. Thanks everybody. Thanks to each and every one of you who share your precious finite time engaging in the program in whatever manner you choose. Thanks to our all volunteer staff.
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Starting point is 02:50:30 maggots with terrible ideas and worse hygiene. And, well, of course, if counsel for the parking garage, Alina, Habana, Habana, comes towards you and says something about Kamala Harris talking at Reggie Jackson's funeral is desperate
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