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Episode Date: March 11, 2026Will Henrietta see tomorrow? Will some poor kid from god-knows-where see the sunrise? Henrietta's got better odds because Izrull has a taste for retibutive revenge. ...
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The password is poultry.
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Zager and Evans.
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Well, I mean, it kind of is.
I mean, in the year
2025-25, if
anyone is still alive,
one gets the idea
maybe they had the nuclear blues.
It was kind of an apocalyptic time,
but, wow,
aren't we just apocalyptic? Now, I wonder if
Zager and Evans are still around.
Thank you, Dave, number 11.
Thank you very kindly.
Now, just a little
vignette of life
here about
in the hills and hollers of almost level
West by Cole, Trump, Genia, Stan,
where people let their pets just run roundabout.
And, well, you know, over the last several years,
a bit of a trend has cropped up for keeping chickens.
Yeah.
And I like chickens.
on penguins as practically churns.
But the Confederates next door, in addition to keeping a pair of vicious Rottweilers
that have from time to time convinced your humble ostus,
as well as the former spouse of said humble hostess,
to return promptly inside the house
such argument being made
by a display of
nasty sharp teeth
and growling and hunkering down like they were getting
ready to leap
to take out the throat of your
aforementioned humble hostess
they
they they
they uh the usual excuse
is, well, I guess the batteries in their,
the batteries in their collars must have died.
Yeah, at the same time, who knew?
But also, they keep chickens.
And the chickens have decided to come visiting.
And I far prefer chickens over Rottweilers.
But meanwhile, on the other side of the house,
we have a couple of cats who are just allowed to,
wander around out in the yard.
I personally do not approve of that because kitty cats that wander around out in the yard often find themselves wandering around out in the road.
And we have some sadistic little bastards on four-wheeler's and side-by-sides who aim at little creatures in the middle of the road.
It's spring, of course, or almost spring.
and I began to notice that, and it's always inspiring because, you know, the snow has melted and everything,
and all of a sudden the little squirrels are out down, out of the nests, out of the trees, and I love the squirrels, too.
I heard peepers.
The first little jonquels have poked their head through the, until recently,
frozen soil, and that's always inspiring, and a reminder that the cold will soon be gone
for a consider, you know, until it's not anymore.
But knowing that, and there's some backstory here, we do have some heathens who run the roads,
and they seem to like to run over little helpless animals who are on it.
and I've noticed that, more so than any previous spring,
lots of dead squirrels in the middle of the road,
which I don't even like thinking this way,
but, well, little psychopaths will be little psychopaths.
And I'm noticing an inordinate number of dead squirrels.
It makes me sad,
because I feel like,
I feel like somebody's aiming at them
But
Where the
Okay
Here's the intersection of the poultry
Our password
And the aforementioned kitty cats
We have
What Annette named
Henrietta and the stone cold cluckers
Who come wandering over
And well
They're nice, they're friendly
they come up and hang out and come right to you
and in fact
they've stood back and gazed
as most people do
gazed in wonder at the golden one
when he comes out to go and walk in the yard to the point
that I swear I'm not making this up
Henrietta walked up to me one day
when I walked out by myself
and she just walked up to me and went
Well, he'll come out and play in a little bit.
And so it broke my heart when I found out that apparently, you know, the little yard panthers,
kitty cats are kitty cats, and they're going to do kitty cat things, had apparently gone after Henrietta.
And she was hurt.
And so I took her some feet.
Oh, well, I took it.
Annette took her water, and I took her feed,
and she kind of hung out under the table where my outdoor kitchen,
such as it is, stands.
And she wasn't getting around too well,
but earlier today, she tried to get up and walk around.
And plus her little heart.
Oh!
She comes up, when I pull into the driveway,
she comes up and Myrtle, her friend,
come up and greet me.
And I'm not anthropomorphizing the chickens.
They do.
They come up to greet me.
And she was dragging herself over to my window,
which is over toward my car,
and just clucking, as if searching.
And so my former spouse,
Ellie Mae,
was worried that something would get her in her vulnerable state,
and went and picked her up and put her in a little crate that we have on hand,
and put her where she couldn't be hurt or harmed or attacked.
And so if, this is all a long way around of saying,
if you hear any, if it sounds like there's a chicken clucking within reach of my microphone,
It's only because there is.
And that old yellow cat,
well, I can't be mad at it, but for all I know,
I'm, for all I know, I'm blaming the wrong predator.
Could have been one of those goddamn rotwilers.
Not kindly disposed toward them.
Seeing how they have menaced your humble hostess,
but it was a warm and lovely day
and uh
it uh...
it put me in mind of something
just as sort of
and amused bush
for what shall be the rest of the program
E. E. Cummings
in just spring
when the world is mud-lushus
the little lame balloon man
whistles far and wee.
And Eddie and Bill come running from marbles and piracies.
And it's spring when the world is puddle wonderful.
The queer old balloon man whistles far and wee.
And Betty and Isbel come dancing from hopscotch and jump rope
and its spring, and the goat-footed balloon man whistles far and wee.
I've always loved that one.
And I love how the balloon man goes from being lame to queer to goat-footed,
which is a much, much more evocative image than clove and hoofed.
there are aspects of the Dionysian rebel in that poem,
and don't think for a minute that when E. E. Cummings wrote this in the early 20th century,
that he didn't know what queer meant,
because it was well in use in that fashion by then.
And, well, Tamara, if you must know,
Tamara says, you have a chicken in the studio?
bless Ellie May and happy spring to you.
Thank you.
And bless little Myrtle.
You know, you're dark and nihilistic, Jeremy.
Did you learn nothing from Christy Knoem's book?
Shoot the fuckers one and all in the face.
No, because I have no desire to be a nasty Nazi gnome.
So, again, it's spring.
and almost 76 degrees here in the fabulous horn studios.
And don't worry.
There's plenty.
It's Titanic Tuesday on the horn,
the day of the week that we set aside for noting Titanic manifestations of maggot, in this case, intellect.
And we are not hurting for any.
Lee in New York
Zager and Evans
Lee serving as the
Horn Ad hoc Zager and Evans Research
Committee
Zager now builds custom guitars at Zager Guitars in
Lincoln, Nebraska
Evans, if you buy one of those
and you have a hit
does it mean it'll be the only hit you ever have?
Oh, you're bitchy, Roxanne.
Evans largely retired from public life
but he continued to chat online with Dalton and his best friend Nashville producer Gary Earle until his death in February 2018.
Well, thank you for that. Lee, thank you very kindly.
Lee also notes, to follow your cartoon quote,
and Penguins is practically chickens.
But you know what is more like chickens? Chickens!
That's Lee stating the obvious in New York City.
So I kept on, based on, you know, what happened over the weekend and the stories came out yesterday,
the news cycle was curiously devoid of any breathless headlines about bombs in New...
No.
No, I'm thinking more and more, as Kim in New York noted in yesterday's program, saying,
I'm calling bullshit on all of this.
Kim
You may prove to have
prophetic powers
Jeremy
You should start with the hen
She was asking for it from the cat
Just look at the way she was all dressed up
And strutting her stuff all over the yard
Clucking, hey Joe
You want to give it a go
Voulete Coucher with moi
Or
Vuelevo
Roost
of that. And by the way, Sunday,
it was a warm and lonely day.
I was out in the yard when I saw
what I wasn't sure was a rooster
or Mick Jagger
strutting through the yard.
So the mystery of what happened to
Henrietta has multiple suspects.
Oh, where to begin?
Well, this one
is cray cray.
Apparently,
and look,
Nitwit Nero is convinced that he is
above the law,
and partly because our most puissant
dread sovereign Supreme Catholic majesties,
you know, old balls and strikes Roberts
and fappy pubes on the Coke can Thomas
and
Sammy bad breath and frat boy Neil
and beerboof and
brat Kavanaugh
and his two law clerks
squee and quiff
and of course the handmaid
made him that way
but
he acts with impunity
and he's one of the
he's one of those
psychopaths who
will kill until he no longer
can
and we need to go back for this story
to last week
when the United States Navy torpedoed for the first time since the Second World War,
an Iranian naval vessel that was in no wise engaged in hostilities against the United States.
It's not that surprising, really, given that we already blow up open boats in the Caribbean
for which there is no proof of any illegal conduct.
It's just murderer.
It's just murder.
The president of the United States is a murderer.
Apparently, we murdered about 104 members of the crew of the Iris Dana in the Indian Ocean.
The rescue vehicle or rescue vessel.
saved some members of the crew.
Again, the vessel was not operating in any hostilities whatsoever toward the United States
because, well, the Iranians aren't stupid people.
They may have a vicious and bloodthirsty regime,
but they ain't stupid, and they weren't shooting at us.
I guess you could say that we'd done it for Israel.
I saw a meme the other day that said,
we should change the name of the United States of America.
And by the way, it was done over.
The text was superimposed on a photograph of handmaids,
you know, with the robes and the bonnets from the TV show.
We should rename the United States of America to of Israel.
May the files be open.
This is so infuriating, so sickening, and so humiliating.
But Nitwit Nero was bragging over the weekend about sinking the vessel, and he was positively giddy.
Just in terms of location, it's worth noting that the Iris Dana was more than 2,000 miles from the Persian Gulf.
And in fact, had been participating in something called the Milan Peace 2026 naval drills that were hosted by India.
And by the way, not only was it not engaged in hostilities against the United States, it was entirely unarmed.
And so yesterday at a clavering meeting of maggots at the Congressional Institute,
the organization is maggot adjacent and organizes retreats for the maggots.
And, of course, wherever the retreat takes place, it's worth remembering.
Grindr crashes.
Well, Nitwit Niro was bragging yesterday and said,
Iran's navy is gone.
I got a little upset when the admirals,
who decided, when the brass, who decided to sink the ship,
you'll notice he's trying to put some space between the unprovoked attack and himself.
Well, but,
the admirals and salute snapping generals and whatever
and who are ultimately answerable to that chairman of the joint chiefs of staff
who spent his entire career in the United States military
only to wind up being nicknamed Raisin.
Never mind, we've got a horrible, horrible deficit here.
well the
the brass
said
it was the top of the line ship
and I asked them
I asked them and I said
why don't we just capture the ship
we could have used it
why did we sink them
we could have used it
not
not to be
a snob or anything
but
I'm pretty sure
all of our vessels
significantly outclass
the Iranian ship.
I mean, who built it for him?
Mother Russia?
But then he made up,
and you know this is him talking about him,
he made up some nameless
salute-snapin' asshole
and said,
Well, they said it, they told me it's more fun to sink them,
and the crowd just laughed
and laughed and laughed, because we murdered 104 people who weren't in any wise
engaged in hostilities against the United States.
Har, har, har, har!
Well, now that we've gone full pirate, maybe we'll go and take out one of his majesty's vessels
or take out a French vessel or, God, I hope none of those salute snapping numb nuts
don't have a
1944 flashback and
never mind
but yeah the maggots in the audience
laughed and laughed
and nitwit narrow giggled
and said they like
sinking them better they say it's safer
to sink and I guess it's probably
true it was there
for peace exercises
the Milan
Peace
2026
naval exercises hosted by India.
Of course, India is run by a somewhat theocratic Hindu madman,
Narendra Modi,
who has a thing for building giant statues
that piss off everybody in India who isn't Hindu.
I guess since it was named the Milan Peace exercises,
it was somehow meant to coincide with the Olympic Games
I guess at this point we're lucky he didn't
decide to attack
the Olympics itself
how do we
how do we know that
all the American excuses are absolute bullshit
well because
the DUI hire Whiskey Pete
Kegbreath said
dude it was a predator ship
I sat there and watch it all go down
for my $7,000
gaming chair
I even
I even
I even paused my first person shooter to watch it happen
and of course
there has been no information whatsoever
forthcoming from the
from the Pentagon
that it was anything
that there was no
supporting evidence that it was a predatorship
they just wanted to murder people
and I tell you what, no kidding,
if we ever get civilian governance of the military back,
true civilian governance, real congressional oversight,
there's some admirals and generals who have a lot of questions they need to be answering under oath.
And they need to be warned in advance that anything they say can and will be used against them
in a court martial or a court in law,
because I have the sneaking suspicion that there are too many members of our senior leadership in the military
who are all too eager to get into a shooting war as long as nobody can really shoot back.
This is not the Navy of World War II.
This is not the Navy in which my father and uncles honorably served.
This is an American military that feels
allegiance, not to the Constitution, but to one man,
one orange, incontinent, mentally defective,
79-year-old man.
Of course, people are out there trying to figure out a way to make it legal for us to shoot at a non-combatant ship.
Phyllis Benis is co-director of the Institute for Policy Studies
New Internationalism Project and spoke to common dreams
she said a military ship might be a lawful target
but firing on any ship any people anywhere for fun
represents the kind of immoral depravity that this White House is infamous for
and she also noted the requirements of the second Geneva Convention
saying, failing to do everything possible to rescue those aboard is certainly a war crime.
We didn't do, and this is a complicated naval term, Dick.
It was all done by another nation, the 32 survivors rescue.
It was a joint rescue operation by Sri Lankan forces.
Sri Lankan.
It's a wonder the Navy didn't murder them for trying to rescue the Iranian survivors.
Do we have a death toll?
Is anyone keeping a running death toll of how many murders we have committed?
Going back to last fall and the killing frenzy in the Caribbean and the Western Pacific.
The deputy health minister in Iran, Ali Jafarian, said at least,
100,1,255 people have been killed.
200 of those were children.
11 of them were health care workers.
140 of those children were little girls going to school,
and we bombed them once and came back and bombed them again
to make sure they were good and dead.
And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know
we can bomb little girls and come back and bomb them again
to make sure they're really, really, really dead.
God damn it.
One individual, a journalist named Mark Ames, who hosts a geopolitics podcast, said that the whole sordid affair shows that Trump is a cowardly scum who gets his kicks, killing those who can't fight back.
Which, honestly, well, it jibes with a man who would slap a 13-year-old girl around after he'd.
tried to force his penis into her mouth.
Ames said, the ship was unarmed.
That's why Trump and Hegsteth chose to murder them.
Tormenting those who can't fight back is its own sadistic pleasure.
Torment for the sake of torment.
Oh, and unpaid product placement.
But those of you who follow her may already know,
those who have you never heard of her, might want to check it out.
her fans wait with bated breath every time she puts out a note saying that she's close to uploading one of her epic video essays.
Natalie Wynn, Contra Points, if you look for Contra Points on YouTube, you'll find her, just released her latest, and it's like almost two hours long.
she pours heart and soul into this
and it's a meditation
on violence
and how we as the curious primates
that we are
respond to it
and sometimes rather enjoy it
and its title is simply saw
SAW
and the jumping off point is the
10
the horror franchise saw.
And while I have no interest in ever watching those movies, I don't care for horror movies.
She manages to do a deep dive into our, and, you know, not just the United States, but our human, but, you know,
the United States-centric because she's a U.S. American.
well, but our taste for violence, retribution, revenge, yeah.
So check it out.
I think within minutes, to show how popular she is,
within minutes of her uploading her, well, saw,
there were already thousands upon thousands of views.
So if you've got an hour and 50 or so minutes, you might want to give it a watch.
I really do recommend her work.
She's astonishing.
I'm just checking here to see what the download numbers are right.
Yeah, it has, it, it, she, she uploaded it to YouTube about this time yesterday,
and it always had, already has 630,000.
5,000 views.
That's saying something.
Yeah, I know.
I have alluded to that earlier, Micah, as well.
Whomever it is, that is blithely following these illegal orders from a psychopath in the White House.
Well, Micah says, I'm weirdly happy that he threw out all the trannies.
We don't have to have our honor besmirched by this jackass.
And Micah adding, of the 200 children, well, the 200 children who have been murdered by us,
they were under the age of 12.
More than 10,000 civilians have been injured.
Well, they shouldn't have been born in Iran then.
If they had risen up and overthrown their Aetolers, they wouldn't have gotten murdered.
Huh. Over 200 children under 12 dead.
Well, doesn't that just have the fingerprints of our partner in peace, Israel, all over it?
Flavio, I don't have any power over that, but thanks for letting me know.
This is not a rerun. It's saying it's a rerun on head-on. Live.
Maybe refresh your browser.
And back to the...
Yes, yes, to the sinking of the Dana.
Don't forget, Jeremy says, we left survivors to die at sea.
Yeah, the captain of whoever, that submarine, whoever's running that boat needs to stand before the mast and answer for that.
Jesus Christ, during World War II, we'd actually rescue Nazis that Germans in ships that we sank.
Some of them, most assuredly, Nazis.
No, but not Iranians.
No, no.
Good God.
The flag is being dragged through the mud.
Oh, and going all the way back to the next door, Rottweilers,
Sylvie notes, I was menaced by Rottweilers.
Long ago, when we lived in San Fran, don't call it Frisco,
I had a guide dart, the dog from San Rafael.
The next door wastes of human flesh had a huge roddy
who loved to charge the fence,
snapping, snarling, threatening my little golden retriever guide,
me also, for that matter.
when I asked them to keep the dog in the backyard or at least stopped laughing when my dog was frightened they'd mocked me
the guide dogs for the blind in San Rafael sent out their lawyer
he calmly informed them that they did not cease and desist and exercise control over their monster
the school would relieve them of their car their home their dog and the clothes on their backs
interfering with a service animal is a jailable offense
they moved shortly thereafter I love golden retrievers
I do too
Oh, and Sylvie, you mentioned your little golden retriever guide.
Shadow is a very big boy.
He's every bit of 1,510 pounds.
And it's all love and just a joyous desire to start.
share happiness and receive treats.
He and I have become very much attached.
And now he's gone from woofing
when it's time for me to be off the air
to whining, crying, and howling.
Him want him auntie.
He want him auntie now.
Where is auntie?
Oh, God, he's a sweetheart.
And from Cynthia,
in the Bay Area, the last video of a boat
Kegbreath blew up didn't even have
a wake behind it, suggesting
to me it was just sitting still in the water and not
speedboating along. Do you see that?
Nothing more than a fishing boat.
Another fishing boat
blown up.
And from Tamara, uncountable.
If you count the untold
numbers of people sent back to the very same countries
now demonized and attacked in the name of freedom,
there's simply no way of knowing how many
people that man and his accomplices have killed
or had murdered. It's all
almost too much to think about.
And I include those killed in Gaza.
Well, honestly, the strategy, Tamara, I don't know how to get around it.
I don't think you can.
But the way that the slaughter, the civilian slaughter, is taking place in Tehran,
well, it's got made in Gaza stamped all over it.
This is how genocides began.
And as far as Israel is concerned, this is a pretty ambitious genocide,
90 million people are going to be hard to murder.
Of course, it's also worth noting.
And I know there are people in the United States and in the West,
right in the West, who are deeply worried about family back in Iran.
And I would be remiss if I did not note that there is a substantial Jewish population
and still in Iran going back to the days of the Persian Empire of Old and Xerxes and Artaxerxes and the Echimid dynasty.
And even when in the Bible it says that the king of Persia, Artaxerxes was it, sent Ezra to go back, the prophet Ezra to go back and rebuild the temple,
there were some folks who went
No you know I think I'll stay
Pretty nice here
This is a
This is some lovely countryside
Good little civilization they got going on
And they are more than willing to let us be Jewish
And we can be Jewish here as well as we can
And a busted up neighborhood somewhere on the Levant
And so guess what
Do you suppose for an instant
that Itamar Ben Golf Pants and Beelzebub Smotrich and Psycho Beattie,
do you think they provided any warning on the down-low?
Do you think that they know where every diasporic Jew in Iran is?
Doesn't it seem almost statistically impossible that is,
that Israel and the United States
have murdered some Jews in Iran?
See what happens when you make me think about things, Tamara?
Yeah.
And from Jeremy,
don't put the meanness on the Roddies.
It's all in how they're trained and raised.
I've known tender-loving pit bulls and Doberman pinchers.
Oh, I know there's a little flupy snoodle.
A little Doberman puppy just across the river.
And a little girl that belongs to,
my Margie
on trees of sweetheart
No, well look, it's like
I forget who said it when
the story first broke of
Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome out there
wasting cricket and that poor goat
There are no
Because Krusty said
Cricket was just a bad dog
And her excuse of course for that poor goat was
That it was behaving like a goat
And that it stank
like a goat
some farm girl
but someone back then
noted maybe it was Rick Wilson
that there are no bad dogs
only bad dog owners
and that's entirely true
but you know what we got some bad dog owners
next door and
I don't know what they're doing over there
that they need
vicious
rotwilers but
they got them
and they come over and
visit from time to time.
Look, it's not pleasant. I don't like...
Well, if I go out the door and it's night,
I put my little headlamp on,
and I chamber around into the pistol.
Sorry, how it goes.
Art of Xerxes, says Lee in New York.
Nitwit Nero and his minions never read the Art of Xerxes.
Oh, dear.
Well, there she is again.
The poor llama just fell to her knees.
Devastated by how awful.
How utterly awful that pun was, Lee, you should be ashamed.
Lee noting, we love violence.
Yeah, and sends me a link from C. BS News Sunday morning.
The next level of MMA.
Lee in New York notes, we're all doomed.
Roxanne.
Yeah, that's another one that I don't particularly enjoy.
Watching men in spandex panties running around in an octagon,
kicking the shit out of each other.
Ho-wee! That sure is entertainment.
Look what it did for the brain power of Mark Wayne Mullen!
I did see you, by the way, where Mark Wayne is concerned,
um,
relative to him being nominated.
to run the entirely unnecessary
and should be abolished Department of Homeland Security.
Someone, I think, over at Stephanie Miller's show,
pointed out that Mark Wayne can't be expected
to control the border of the United States.
He can't even control the border between his two first names.
Roddy's, Flavio said they were bred for trench warfare
in World War I.
of them. They are psychos. I tried to pet a Rottweiler puppy once and learned they're all teeth.
Well, come on, puppies generally. It can be a little bitey. But, I mean, even golden retrievers
go from little golden ball of fluff for about the first three months. And then after that,
for the next couple of years, they're just little velociraptors, all teeth. And woe betide you,
if you have not secured your extremely expensive monoblonic pumps.
I mean, a Labrador retriever will do the same.
And that is still not particularly happy.
Well, we remember Miranda with all the love in the world,
but when she was a puppy, she found one of Mama's Italian leather pumps.
And, well, there's just something about shoes and pairs.
One shoe is not much use.
And apparently Matt Schlapp, speaking of the children that we murdered in Iran,
the little girls said they were not, I don't know that he's toilet paper USA.
He's part of the organization that runs CETAC, that convention they hold every year when the grinder app crashes when they meet in D.C.
Of course, Matt Schlapp, of course, notorious for having tried to...
Married to a woman, by the way, named Mercedes Schlapp,
their movers and shakers inside Republican circles.
But one evening, a young Republican staffer was cast with taking a fairly inebriated Matt Schlapp home
when Matt Schlapp decided he wanted a...
A little bit of love.
Nah, he didn't want love.
He wanted sex and started trying to grope the young man's crotch.
Yep, nothing like those Republican family values.
Now, are there?
No, not at all.
But, you know, if he did say that they were better off dead than in a burqa,
there's not a lot of burqa wearing going on in Iran.
God damn, these people are stupid.
Women have to cover their hair in Iran.
Afghanistan is burqas.
and there's another word for a beekeeper suit in Saudi Arabia.
But they're our friends, Saudi Arabia.
Yes, there are friends.
Oh, huh?
Lord.
Well, we are into the second hour of the program.
And before we leave the issue of the Iris Dana,
going back to Phyllis Benis,
she said in her country,
conversation with common dreams.
This entire shocking episode represents a clear U.S. violation of what the Nuremberg trials
identified as the Supreme International Crime, the Crime of Aggression.
The U.S. had no legal right to go to war against Iran.
The Security Council had not authorized the use of force, and there was no armed attack
from Iran against the U.S. that required immediate self-defense.
Without either of those, the U.N. Charter is very clear that no country may attack another country
to do so, as the Nuremberg judges found, constitutes the crime.
of aggression, the ultimate crime, and the people who were in charge of committing the aggression
get a free walk to the gallows.
You may recall that Herman Guring was assisted in his suicide, in part because he was willing to
stand before a firing squad as the soldier he was, but suicide became an absolute
moral necessity to Herman Guring
when he realized he was going to be
hanged by the neck until dead
like a common criminal
you know which
being a Nazi he was
and so
black capsule
you know the fundamental problem with all
the all the work that went into setting up the United Nations
was that everybody understood
at the time
that
it was all
predicated upon the Mealyan dialogue that great nations do as they wish and small nations do as they must.
So, you know, we can haul a Serbian aggressor off to the Hague and imprison him or what have you.
We can hail the leader of a small African country responsible for a genocide into the dock.
I'm just making stuff up now.
but nobody, and I do mean nobody, is ever going to hail the President of the United States
into the dock at the Hague, let alone impose anything resembling consequences or accountability
or any of those pretty words that we like to use.
Okay, Flavio says it was on Pierce Morgan.
Yeah, CPAC chairman, Matt.
Schlapp they would have lived in a burqa under a barbaric society when journalist
Peter Beinerd said the roughly 175 victims would be alive without the strikes
Schlapp responded well they'd be alive in a burqa can I touch your dick no he
didn't say that party just thought about it and then Shank Yugar with whom
Peers has apparently established a friendship said so just kill him and
Matt Schlapp said that's not what I'm saying can I
touch your dick.
Oh, I added that part.
But as Flavio points out, he doubled down.
It's hypocritical to say these attacks harmed women and children when those girls would live
behind a burqa with no ability to make career choices.
Bless his heart, Yashar Ali, said, you know, confusing Iran with Taliban-ruled Afghanistan
shows a basic ignorance about the country Matt claims to be lecturing the world about
well, they don't, they're not particularly intelligent about anything.
Most of the time, Matt just spends his time thinking about the men's dixie wants to touch.
And Michael, with an observation, I thought MAGA was against foreign wars.
When the war with Iran started, I made the comment on an Omaha, Nebraska news station about how this is illegal and how this will be another endless war.
The couple of responses I got was spoken like a true damn.
One, I'm not a Democrat. I'm an independent.
I like the progressives in the Democratic Party and will vote Democrat.
And the second response was, I bet you peece it's sitting down.
first are we in fucking elementary school
and what does the way I pee have to do with anything
this is the mindset of the maggots
and they are unhappy
Michael they are
witness
the latest from
pink Shrek
you know Joe Rogain
who in his
mondering's and musings
has decided that
going to war
daddy going to war against Iran with no provocation whatsoever was,
and I'm quoting that sage Joe Rogaine now, nuts.
You almost get the idea that Pink Shrek is trying to save the tattered remnants of whatever
response, whatever
respectability
or
gravitas that he had.
So this is an administration that is,
I mean, and I don't even think they're thinking,
I wrote a piece and I decided not to publish it
because I was sort of like, decapitation
doesn't really work for regime change.
But it's not clear that they're really out for
regime change, or they're just
asserting power,
shaking up things. I mean, some of it's art of the
deal changing the person that we're negotiating
with.
Oh, bite me, Bambi.
This isn't regime changed.
No, there's no eleventh-demential chess here.
He's a psychopath now.
He has been a psychopath all his life.
He will die a psychopath.
And he's just on a murder binge
because our most puissant, dread sovereign,
Supreme Catholic majesties told him he could.
By the way, fuck all of those black-robed mothers.
other fuckers.
That's Venezuela and Iran.
Is it really going to change those regimes?
I don't think most people don't think so, but I'm not sure that that's what they're going for.
They're just going for an assertion of American power in service of American interests.
And then what happens in Iran, what happens in Venezuela, I don't think they care that much about.
These are not behaving as though they do.
Well, neither thing made any sense to me.
The Venezuela thing, I mean, look, they wanted him out for.
forever and he definitely stole the election to get oh shut the fuck up behold behold the piercing intellect
and then the first place and he was a dictator but at least that one was at least clean to go in
kidnap him get him out this one's nuts like and what's happening in Tel Aviv it's i love the fact
that he thinks Venezuela was clean a nakedly aggressive attack on a country
that isn't attacking you.
But, oh, wow, that one's clean.
It's hard to know what's real and what's not
because there's a lot of fake video going around
and a lot of weird posts on X.
So it's, you know, when I do peek in, it's hard to know
and you have to listen to GROC
and then GROC's dismantling a lot of the fake videos.
What are the fake videos that you're...
This is like fake videos of...
you know, like an insane amount of bombs dropping down in the city.
But it seems like there's a massive amount of destruction in Tel Aviv.
Yeah, I haven't checked in lately, but I'm assuming.
Was that just today?
Yesterday?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I think the president is, there's been some, you know,
Rubio said something about how, oh, we had to act because we knew that Israel was going to act anyway.
And I think people interpreted it in the Netanyahu's in the White House a lot.
I think this president has shown whether you like him or not, you know,
and there's certainly things that I'm unhappy about and have criticized.
But I think Trump is in charge.
Like he's making these decisions.
There's nobody behind him.
There's nobody.
There's nobody pulling for all of that.
Oh, you dipshit.
He decided to attack Iran after BB called him and told him to.
You know, sometimes I hear these clips from Joe Rogaine and the people he talks to.
And all it makes me want to do is set up a three-card moddy table outside his studio and just catch the simpletons coming out and clean their cloth.
you know, take their shirts from them.
You know, the Russians or whoever something, you know,
are these now the Israelis, you know, it's just he's clearly,
I mean, Elon gave him, you know, $250 million and he still,
and he didn't give him even the electric car credit, you know, like,
like Trump is in charge, you know, like, I think that's one of the big lessons from this.
And I don't think that, I think that means that there's not a lot of, like, second order.
The Elon thing doesn't mean he's in charge.
It means he's a goddamn grifter, like he's been.
all of his fucking life.
We're thinking here, like, oh,
what's the move after that? He doesn't know. He's just acting.
That's what's so wild
about it is that this older foreign policy
establishment, which, you know,
was like, let the experts decide what the right
foreign policy, you know, all these think tanks. That's just
gone now. It's just irrelevant in this
presidency. And I don't think it'll come back. Like, if you
get a Gavin Newsomber, or President AOC,
I don't.
President who? I don't think, yeah.
For real? For a minute.
But I don't think it's going to come back, and
I think that that's what the Prime Minister of Canada realized.
I think that's what the Europeans are starting to realize is that this is a completely different world that we live in than the one we lived in just a couple of years ago.
Which just doesn't make any sense to me, unless we're acting on someone else's interests, like particularly Israel's interests.
It just didn't make any sense to me.
Like if they had supposedly dismantled their chances of making the nuclear bomb, whether or not that's true.
I mean, it's so hard to know.
He was unsatisfied and just like he was like, I'm not getting anywhere.
these negotiations, and I'm going to replace the person I'm negotiating with. It's just, you know,
turn over the table, like change things up. You're not getting anywhere. And you could, you could say
he was too impatient. Their view was the Democrats were too patient with Iran. They kept trying
with Iran. Iran. They weren't giving them what they wanted. I'm not defending it. I'm just saying,
I think that's what explains it. They haven't done a very good job explaining it because I think
that it just sounds to some extent like what it is, which is that it's, you know,
they're acting without, they're sort of like, well, does it result in regime change in Iran?
We don't know. They might say that we want that or whatever, but that's not ultimately, they're not acting on the basis of achieving regime change.
But just seems so insane based on what he ran on. I mean, this is why a lot of people feel betrayed, right?
He ran on no more wars and these stupid, senseless wars, and then we have one that we can't even really clearly define why we did it.
Well, but he said he's against endless wars.
Well, they're all endless wars.
They're all endless.
Do you ever hear Rumsfeld talk about Iraq when it first happened?
Tell me.
I mean, listen, I want to be careful when I say here,
I am not cannabis hostile,
but maybe guys who can't not be high for two or three hours a day,
maybe people shouldn't pay attention to them for foreign policy analysis.
And I'm not equating weed and booze, but, you know, if he came on,
this is, God damn, he's dumb.
As Steve in New York points out, wow, Rogaine really is that stupid.
Yeah, he is.
I mean, it's...
I won't say shocking.
Certainly not breathtaking.
But the fact that people pay attention to him to...
For how they go about understanding what's going on on this planet, you know?
And then there's how many kicks to the head he took when he was M.MA fighting, because he's manly.
I mean, look at the people who are leading the so-called masculine men of masculine masculinity movement.
Most of them are MMA guys.
The Taint brothers who are sex traffickers, alleged.
This guy, Mark Wayne Mullen, got into the Senate in Oklahoma on his reputation as a kickboxer.
and an MMA fighter.
Hey, way, I'm ready to go to the Senate.
Jesus.
Well, it ain't just Orwell rolling in his grave, so's Cronkite,
Edward R. Murrow.
It's almost like this, you just realize we're so fucked.
And by the way, the guy he's talking to across the table is an author by the name of Michael Schellenberger.
and when he said that, I mean, some of this is the art of the deal changing the person we're negotiating with?
I wonder how many cattle Michael Schnellenberger has swapped for a handful of magic beans.
This is the stupid.
They were talking about six weeks, six weeks.
Oh, yeah.
Six weeks.
Yeah.
put that that was ground force and i know that they've not ruled that out for me that would be
they have i'm they have not oh my understanding is that you have not yeah i thought you said it now
yeah um but they don't seem eager to go into i mean my yeah they don't see but remember
people who understand things like covert action have already said the odds are
that we've already got boots on the ground in iran
we just haven't said it out loud and then well we understand that there is no for the people who cash the checks from apac there is no criticism of israel okay maybe some criticism
it's okay if you're cashing apax check it's okay to criticize beby by saying he isn't slaughtering enough people fast enough
that the genocide isn't the not a genocide isn't going quite fast enough but i mentioned in yesterday's
program that the maggots are all in it the pro-israel maggots and there is a very definite split
in maggot world over these i'm not even going to call them wars these homicidal frenzies
and you don't have to look at it too very long to realize
that the Israeli tail is wagging the American dog.
And of course, people like testicle toasting, Tuckio Rose Carlson
are problematic to say the least.
Really problematic.
Full on fascists.
But there's a split as to how the fascism needs to be deployed.
And so people had a shit hemorrhage maggots.
A-PAC maggots
When testicle-toasting Tucky O'Rose
said that
If Iran were to unconditionally surrender, we would immediately
occupy the place, and
Iranian women and girls would be raped.
Well, today,
the National Review,
the Home Office of American Racism,
held a symposium on
anti-Semitism.
clavered.
And of course, they
invited that
that most macho
and butch
of heroes and a man who
really knows his Bible.
And I think that's what
burns up Raphaelito Eduardo
Cruz, the anointed booger-eaten future king of America
the most, is that he was humiliated
on video
by testicle toasting Tuckio, Rose Carlson,
who apparently
knows.
more Bible than super duper,
uber,
ultimate
Christian
Raphaelito.
But Raphaelito took the podium
today at the
symposium on
anti-Semitism
Clavern and went after
Tokyo Rose.
Come on. Let's you and him fight.
I hope it doesn't hurt too little.
Y'all beat each other up real good. Pretty pleased?
And I will say on the right, I have seen more anti-Semitism in the last 18 months on the right than at any point in my lifetime.
A year and a half ago, I could not have imagined we would be here having this conversation.
Well, he said he's seen more in the last 18 months than he's seen in his lifetime.
That just means that he wasn't paying attention before those last 18 months.
anti-Semitism has run rampant inside the Republican Party
but again
Raphaelito it turns out
may have a little bit of Dunning Kruger going on for him
because apparently he doesn't remember
Richard Millhouse Pinhead
Thank you Harry Truman
Nixon
babbling away in the Oval Office
It was the Jews Henry the Jews
The Hollywood Jews.
They all hate me, the Jews.
To which Henry Kissinger replied,
Yavolman, Fior.
It is the Jews.
And it is growing,
and it is gaining real purchase,
especially with young people.
I agree, Norm, that we're winning
with folks in this room
with some gray or salt and pepper in their hair.
But in a college classroom,
I'm a lot less...
And oatmeal in their brains.
And it is being spread
by loud voices,
the most consequential of whom
is Tucker Carlson.
I believe Tucker Carlson is the single most dangerous demagogue in this country.
Said a man who wants to be a more dangerous demagogue.
I'm going to take him on, head directly.
Just in case you're wondering,
we got an advanced copy here at the Horn of his remarks.
and when he said, I'm going to take him on,
well, we saw it in the script, I'm going to take him on head-on.
And so we wrote back to him and said,
Raphaelito, if you use the term head-on,
we're going to sue you for appropriating our intellectual property.
For we are the head-on radio network.
and so that was what that hesitation was there in case you're wondering.
Directly.
If you look at the dissent of Tucker Carlson,
and they're all the sort of lesser chattering voices
that are moons circling his twisted planet,
but if you look at the dissent,
it started about a year and a half ago
with platforming crackpot professors
seeking to rewrite history, seeking to rewrite history about World War II.
So he has one idiot whom he describes as the most consequential popular historian in the country,
who leans forward and intones that Winston Churchill was the villain of World War II.
He then finds another crackpot professor who says there's a good argument
that America should have sided with the Nazis in Germany in World War II.
Stand by a moment, please.
There's anti-Semitism and there's anti-Semitism, and look, I'm so old
that we used to cut audio of Tucker Carlson's Nazi blatherings
when his bow tie was too tight on crossfire, okay?
This is who he's always.
has been, he was raised by a shitbird father who tormented a woman half to death over a car,
a car that she had invented. But as usual, there's a little bit of blue smoke and mirrors with what
Raphaelito Eduardo Cruz, the United Booger Eton Future King of America, is trying to claim.
Yes, Tuckio Rose does in fact platform some Nazi adjacent, if not outright Nazi,
talkers.
And we have had a
Nazi problem. And remember,
please, this is Raphaelito
Eduardo Cruz. The master
debater, the darling of the
Harvard debate squad of the
class of what the fuck ever,
who not only cannot remember
Richard
M. Nixon being a wild-eyed
anti-Semite,
but can't even
remember his own orange Jesus.
In 2017, describing people who marched with teaky torches in Charlottesville, blathering on and chanting, Jews will not replace us, and calling them very fine people.
How does anyone take anything that Raphaelito, Eduardo Cruz, the anointed, booger-eaten future King of America, says even remotely seriously?
and by the way, did you happen to notice there,
the decidedly tepid applause that Raphaelito is getting.
And of course, we also have to remember that this is the same asshole
who conflates criticism of Israel with anti-Semitism.
There are millions of Jews in the United States of America
who cannot abide, who cannot stand, who morally object to,
who are repulsed by the behavior of the Israeli government,
and of the Israelis who put them in power.
You know, for a Raphaelito, and God knows his owners at APEC,
anyone who ever brought BB Netanyahu a cold cup of coffee
is an anti-Semite, if not an outright Nazi.
and that's the problem.
It dilutes the meaning of anti-Semitism.
There are efforts to enshrine in law in maggot states.
The idea that criticizing Israel at all is anti-Semitism.
One wonders then how they would handle, you know,
not some Southern Baptist end-times preacher
who's praying for Jesus to come back so he can start gigging Jews.
But the studious old rabbis of Williamsburg, Brooklyn,
who stood on the steps of City Hall in New York City with Zoran Mamdani
and said this man is not an anti-Semite.
And Raphaelito cannot separate Israelism from the fascism that can't.
controls the government there now.
Like I said, he's got a bad case of Dunning Kruger.
I'll bet he does not know that the organizing document of the Likud Party uses the phrase from the river to the sea.
I'll bet he also does not know, at least, you know, pastor, brother, minister, former governor,
former presidential candidate, diabetes, snake oil, cure salesman,
like Huxterby
acknowledged
that certain elements in Israel
want a greater Israel.
You know, just like
a certain party
100 years or so ago
wanted a greater Germany.
An Israel that stretches from the mountains of Syria
near the Turkish border
to the mouth of the Nile,
to the mountains of the
Arabian Peninsula to the Euphrates River.
And Raphaelito will never acknowledge that fact,
and he will not, especially will not acknowledge,
that that is a really dangerous place to be.
That if you really want to start World War III,
that's the blueprint.
But here we are.
And for all of this, Tucker gazes adoringly.
By the way, no, there is not.
Winston Churchill was an extraordinary historical figure.
There's a reason Churchill's bust is on my mantle.
Oh, well, that settles that, you master debater.
You come to my office on the mantle, there are three busts, one of Churchill, one of Reagan, and one of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Three extraordinary leaders who had vision.
But it's not just there.
Somebody needs to take that bust of MLK away from him.
Nick Fuentes.
It's actually interesting.
If you look at Republican politicians.
Nick Fentez is
easy to denounce
and I actually think it's a tell
among a Republican politician
Really dumbass
Nick Quentes is
easy to denounce
You know who didn't denounce
Nick Fentz?
Raphaelito?
You're orange daddy
when he hosted Nick Fentz
and the artist
known as the
for dinner
At what? Magoloko?
Yeah. He's easy to denounce.
Then why didn't your orange daddy denounce him?
Very fine people.
If they'll denounce Fentes but are scared to say Tucker's name,
that tells you a great deal.
Nick Fentz is a goose-stepping Nazi.
And by the way, I'm not one who throws around the term Nazi loosely.
No, no, no, no.
You very seldom call actual Nazis Nazis because your party is fucking filthy with them.
Still waiting for you to denounce Daddy.
But when Nick Fuentes says, Hitler was very, very cool, I like Hitler and I agree with Hitler.
Like, when you say you agree with Hitler, you are a Nazi.
Tucker has Fuentes on his show.
Doesn't question him about any of the ridiculous things he said.
Doesn't react at all when Fuentes tells him his mission is to combat global jewelry.
And Tucker nods, hmm, interesting.
Fuentes tells him every year he celebrates Stalin's birthday.
By the way, what kind of freak even knows Stalin's birthday?
I don't know it and I don't care to know it.
I mean, okay, that's at least a decent laugh line.
I don't know Stalin's birthday.
The Horn ad hoc Stalin's birthday research department, you can stand down.
Doesn't really matter.
But Tucker just, just coos when he says that.
How pathetic.
And again, this is one of those situations where you can root against both of them.
But Raphaelito is a big talker.
What are you going to do, Raphaelito?
Are you going to preach a sermon at him?
Are you going to speak in tongues at him, Raphaelito?
What are you going to do to Nick Fuentes, Ted?
Accus him of being Hispanic?
Because his ancestry is from Mexico?
Yours is from Cuba?
These maggots, these so-called conservatives,
can't help but tie themselves up in an absolutely gordian knot.
And the fact that Raphaelito says that Tucker Carlson is the single most dangerous demagogue in this country,
and I've made the decision, I'm going to take him on head directly.
You know who the most dangerous demagogue in this country is?
It's not Tuckio Rose Carlson, and he's a piece of shit.
The most dangerous demagogue in this country,
and arguably there are two.
The most dangerous demagogue in this country
is none other than the orange shit-given
that he Raphaelito worships
and would not dare to cross.
Raphaelito, if Nitwit Nero told him to,
Raphaelito would forswear his salvation
and forswear the saving grace of Christ Jesus,
Jesus, that's the most dangerous demagogue in this country, and probably stating the obvious.
But there's another dangerous demagogue.
And in fact, the bold and brave retiring senator from North Carolina, Tham Tillis, actually named him, Stephen Miller.
Which presents a problem for Raphaelito, because Stephen Miller, who is a real.
alive, no kidding, Nazi, is Jewish.
And, oh my goodness, gracious sakes alive,
he's an Israel Uber Allah's Jew.
He would happily burn down the entire planet
if Israel got to manage what was left.
So all this little PR stunt was,
and by the way, there was never, ever any
rousing chorus of applause,
you get the idea that those folks
who show up at a National Review Symposium
given the history of the National Review
as the Home Office of American Racism
It's not like anti-Semitism
Ever flowed like a sewer out of the National Review
William F. Buckley in that lot
It rings hollow
But well I suppose Raphaelito is
Following his marching orders
And
doing all he can to deflect
from the criminality
the homicidal mania
of his orange
Jesus geyser
ugh
wow where does the program go
hey we are an hour and 45 minutes into the program
and a goose egg
Ralphs has a $25 challenge on the table
if somebody could please meet that
just so the program isn't a goose egg
it sure would be nice.
Flavio says the Venezuela death toll, according to Reuters,
that clean operation
that Pink Shrek was talking about.
Somewhere between 47 and over 80 Venezuelans were killed,
the Venezuelan Defense Ministry noted 23 soldiers killed,
but said that it turned out to be 47,
and total fatalities including other personnel,
and up to 100 deaths in the operation.
Thanks for serving as the Horn Ad hoc murder victims in Venezuela
Research Department, Flavio.
And this weekend, says Jeremy,
UK news sites were reporting that our government is lying about our losses,
claimed it may well be over 1,000 troops lost,
not anywhere near the 8 we claim.
If so, he learned to hide the real numbers from Putin.
also Iran claimed they have many Delta Force troops in custody, take it with a grain of salt for now.
Well, march them out and give proof of life.
And then ask the American people if they signed up, if they voted for that,
and asked the moms and dads and brothers and sisters and aunts and uncles and cousins,
friends and neighbors of dead American service personnel,
if they, if their loved ones, signed on the dotted line.
put their hand in the air and took the oath
to make war for Israel.
Because the Marine, who spoke up in the Senate hearing,
whom that bold, bold man from Montana broke his hand,
wearing his dress blues, the Marine yelled,
no one wants to die for Israel.
I mean, I suppose there are some weirdos who do.
You know, some real Southern Baptist,
if I'd die for Israel, that'll sure to goodness convince Jesus to get busy and come on back, that heresy.
I didn't see those sights, Jeremy.
But would I be surprised?
Not in the least.
A-PAC, Michael, says there is only one state whose senators and congresswoman doesn't take money from them,
and that state is the Newhart state, the state of Vermont.
Oh, and by the way, I did notice, I mentioned Natalie Wynn's new Saw, that he,
West Virginia's own Riley Moa made it into her video, committing a war crime,
smiling like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush,
standing in front of human beings stacked like cordwood at that concentration camp that we fund in El Shitt Holodor,
Riley
You have arrived, haven't you?
Leah in New York says
Eric Trump's thoughts
Looking at Iran, he must be thinking
The second son can get everything?
Don't get any ideas, Eric the dumber.
Oh, and yes, going back to
women will have no
employment opportunities in Iran
because they have to
live under a burqa, according to
Matt Schlapp, can I see your dick, can I touch your dick slap?
Matt Dick Schlapp?
Well, there we are.
Sometimes you have to workshop these things.
Lee pointed out, no ability to make career choices as opposed to here,
where women need to make more babies and I'll add their uteruses or nothing more than clown cars.
Yeah, I know that key fact.
I know.
I know Jeremy.
Just, well, I don't know if it was relevant to the right.
Okay.
Flavio, I see your screenshot.
I don't know why it says a rerun.
It also says the horn live stream live.
So, hard to tell.
That is something with which I, over which I have no control.
I'm just a talent.
I have blathered on for quite a point.
while. Let's run over to the stress line and see what's going on.
Hey, welcome to the program, wrong button.
Roxanne.
I have some grammatical questions for you.
Yes, kind, sir?
The senior floor at gunman in the U.S. government
just said that he had the bus of Winston Churchill on his fireplace.
mantle.
Yes.
Did he happen to get,
did he happen to get
when he's
nipples
stuck in his teeth?
Because I couldn't
understand him.
Only you, Dave.
Only you.
And there goes
dinner in the
Central Daylight time zone.
You were patient about it.
You waited.
And then you
struck.
You know.
And, of course, the, I looked up in that starvation.
It says C match lap.
So for those of you in the research department,
that might speed your information flow a little.
How the hell are you, girl?
Oh, you know, it's warm.
I'm happy, but I'm worried about, I'm worried about Henrietta the chicken.
Well, Henriette is a brave bird, I'm sure.
And, you know, chickens are very warm, and unless they have attitudes,
they're generally easygoing.
so I'm sure once she heals up she'll be just fine.
Oh, I just hope she does heal up.
Well, I do too.
It sounds like irresponsible.
And I use this turn lightly.
Irresponsible animal husbandry?
Yes, it is.
Well, no, irresponsible, and I use this term advisedly, humans,
We need to know this thing
in West Virginia will never happen
but a visit from the local ASPCA
because if they have any
youngings around
at least it used to be that
the ASPCA
was the original
child protective services
in a lot of jurisdictions
I knew a man who
worked for the animal
shelter and there were many times.
He went in to retrieve
an animal and found children in the same
deplorable condition.
And
he got the police involved
and those children were
put in the county
children's home for their
protection.
So
Henry Edel might be a harbinger.
You know, a messenger bird
as you would.
Okay, that's a little mystical.
But do you think Henrietta would enjoy listening to the mother truck, the mother-clockers?
Oh, I have no doubt.
Won't you recuperate?
We'll have to see.
Well, that's just a thought.
And as far as your golden child, I understand.
He is
Anthony
Straybring, and I get
that. Because
goals are
wonderful dogs.
But I had
a dog who was
named Old Fondi
who was a
black lab
chow mix
and he had
this poor guy was a hot
mask. He was born
without a sheath on his penis.
He was missing a toe
on one of his
back feet.
And he had a front toenail
on his right paw that spiraled
corkscrewed upward.
He also had a stubby
tail. He was born with it.
It wasn't dust.
He was borne glitter, but
he was also a hot mess.
When he would go
to hike his leg to relieve himself, he would leave urine circle in the snow.
You'd always tell Will Fondi relieved himself because there was a little yellow circle,
and usually his back leg that was standing on the ground was wet.
So he didn't stay out too long.
But I'm sure the golden one would have defended Henrietta had he been out there when the incident occurred.
And it's good to see that there's some interspecies cooperation going on on.
Lord, we can take whatever we can get.
Well, you know, sometimes animals are more humane and humans.
So I did see
I did see
Nuremberg on Netflix this weekend.
Did you really? Did you like it?
I liked it. The only thing
and this is, I understand
that it's a gamutization.
I understand parts of the
story are fictionalized.
But to tell you how good an actor Russell Crow is, he played Gurn, almost, he played him as a human, not as a monster.
What he did was monsters, but he got into Guren's way of looking at himself.
and I won't go into it any further than that
because you haven't seen the film yet
but his performance
just the physicality of it
he's always been a lot of film
of
during walking around and moving around
he got that down the hole
you're right
he committed suicide because he wasn't
going to be shot
like a soldier
because he was going to be hanged as a
problem criminal. And
he swore up and down
and this is part of the historical
weapon that he would never be hanged.
They would never hanged him in Germany.
The irony is
on top of
the
poison that he took
to make sure
that he died quickly
he used his robe belt
to act as a ligature
and he leaned forward on the toilet
to strangle himself as well
and he had assistance
in obtaining the poison
from one of the American guards
who he befriended
now they don't get into that in the film
but
the night of his death
he was signing autographs for the guard
telling them
keep those
one day that signature will be
valuable
that's not in the film
that's historical
but he was as
big an egomaniac as
any of the Nazi regime
and one thing you've got to understand
about fascism
It's a function of it.
And we see the same kind of operation in the American government.
It's all sectioned off.
Everybody has their little fiefdom,
and they're all fighting for attention, resources,
and a pat on the head from the furor.
It shouldn't be that hard to understand.
on top of the journalists of old that are spinning in their graves
is a man directly affected by the World War II
Ernie Pyle.
And when I was at IU, I had a class in Ernie Pyle Hall for one day
because it is not wheelchair.
It's not accessible.
But when I walked into the building,
The only time I ever walked in, when you walk in the front door, off to the side, there's a small display of some of Ernie Pyle's personal belongings, including one of his typewriters that he used in the field to type up his reports as a war correspondent.
And William L. Scherer is probably spinning in his grave as well.
going, look, guys, I warned you, you didn't want to listen, but I warned you.
The bad news is that the fascists can hang around for a long fucking time,
and as long as nobody smacks him hard, he's going to keep doing it.
Because that's what his godfather used to do.
I mean, well, I shouldn't call them a godfather
because they both thought they were divine.
But at least Donning has ancestors
who had Christ in their name.
That's why they think they're so Godfite.
You know, unless we wanted to start a war with Germany again,
I would not deport Donald Trump back to Germany.
Strydonernery's citizenship.
and ship back off
splin
and shift half of them to Germany
and half of them to Scotland
because I'm sure
Edinburgh would declare war
at that point. They
immediately separate from
the UK and declare war.
No,
it's intolerable, I tell you.
We have to
we have to go now.
What do you mean?
But here's the problem with the anti-Semitism bill
that are floating about.
It's not that hard to say,
it's not that far away to tell you,
well, criticizing Israel is anti-Semitism,
which it is not.
A couple of years later, bills get past saying if you criticize the government of the United States or the officers thereof, that is un-American and you can be arrested.
It's not that far a jump, Roxanne.
I don't believe I'm being hyperbolic.
I don't think so.
For those sad, sad, some are children who say, well, the president can't do this because of the kind of.
Constitution?
Oh, baby, we're way beyond constitutionality and non-constitutionality.
And I think for most of 2026, Dave, I've been saying that we are in a state of constitutional collapse.
I would agree.
I'd say the collapse has already occurred.
The windows are still on the shattered windows, though, Roxanne.
That's the problem.
Naggots, you say, well, I wouldn't vote for that.
But even if you pointed out chapter and verse, where they did vote for that, they'd get all defensive of their Lord and Daddy.
Now, what to do about it?
And I've been thinking a great deal about this.
The professional politicians, the politicians in the Democratic Party who are running for national and in some cases state office,
they need to take a minute or two and think about what do we do when we have the power.
If he is found by various organizations, including the United Nations,
to have committed criminal acts, we should do what they did to King Kong.
page him up, ship him off, and put him on physical display in a nice little Dutch town.
I'm thinking.
I mean, the International Criminal Court is an offshoot of what was found to be necessary after World War II.
It's a direct descendant of the war crimes trials after the war.
Yeah.
Since he has obviously committed criminal acts of an international and military nature by his command as commander-in-chief of the United States Armed Forces, which is not contrary to what many maggots believe a military rank.
that is a function.
The president is the
civilian in charge.
But they
whip out the commander-in-chief
like it's a rank
at any chance they get.
And I believe the last time
a commander-in-chief of the United States
came under fire
was when some
boys from down south
were shooting at Mr. Lincoln
when he was inspecting,
the
the defensive works
around Washington, D.C.
Yes.
He put himself in jeopardy
several times. There was the one moment where the
young Union soldier looked at him and said,
get down, you damn fool, you want to get
shot? Not recognizing, it was, of course,
Lincoln. That was a Union boy.
Well, I agree with that young soldier.
He was absolutely right to call that old
foolout. But
I think if Johnny has the
of his convictions, which we know he doesn't, but if he did, he would be in Tehran next week.
Then you know what I think they should do.
I think that the new Supreme Leader and he should, you know, sit down over a couple of ham sandwiches,
maybe with cheese, a couple of beers, and work this out.
Of course, Donnie will probably demand Adderall at the table, so he's got
something sprinkle on a sandwich
but I'll be
glad when this administration is
over Roxanne because
in my
in my nighttime
musings I end up doing
my
stupid Donnie
impression
and right now
well
Donnie has been
coming down to this shop
lately
I don't know
you know this.
No.
Yes, he has.
Gladys didn't tell me.
Well, I have to have a word with the night watchman over at the shop.
And let him know that Donnie is not allowed to wander around the floor with his Secret Service team at night.
In the shop, there's too many things that could arm it, you know, blaze and hammers.
and, of course, the Goliath 3,000.
And you never know when Stosh and Nellope's Fry are running about,
getting their tentacles into everything.
But, no, Donnie has been complaining around the shop
that he needs his dependence change,
and he's demanding the people of terms to it.
Then he, believe it,
And now he's the men that Gladys do it.
Glass is like, I'm too old to be changing diapers.
You need to take your heavy ass to the little boys' room.
We've got changing tables there, Roxanne.
I mean, of course, it's a little different when you're putting the little ink absorbers on the small fries
so they don't make a mess about the place.
Certainly.
You know, it's a little different.
And by the way, an update on Ms. Perch.
Yes.
She warned her bet and her fins are safe.
So, but I believe she's going to be attending some 12-step program to help her
with her damn boy addiction.
Probably.
She's looking for it.
Probably a good idea.
Or she's looking for a game, you know, so.
But when, oh, darn it, we lost, we lost Dave.
I was going to ask, but when one is a perch,
is it more like a 12 swish program?
I mean, perches don't exactly step?
Just trying to work within the bit.
Let's see here.
Earlier in the program, Ralphs reminded me of this story,
and it kind of gives you an idea of how tense things are getting amongst our nine black-robed bedders,
three of whom are actually sane.
There was a public event yesterday at a federal courthouse event in D.C.,
and two of the justices showed up to have a little chit-chat.
And they just happened to be Justice Katanji Brown Jackson
and Bhub-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Brat Kavanaugh,
who loves to booth beer, along with his two law clerks, squee and quiff.
And Justice Jackson decided to speak plainly.
And Justice Jackson made it clear that she was not a fan of the shadow docket.
Granted, she and Beerboof and Brat didn't scream at each other or anything,
trying to maintain some sense of decorum.
But Justice Jackson said,
I feel like this uptick in the court's willingness to get involved
is a real unfortunate problem.
That's a problem of their own making.
You know, the Shadow Docket, of course, is what beckon
The cowards, the six cowards on the court, use primarily to uphold the rampant illegality of the Maggot,
the Maggot, or White House, when it decides to start further torturing people in so many ways.
And yesterday, Justice Jackson said that in making such broad use of the shadow docket,
emergency
emergency
that the
maggot majority
basically is telegraphing
to lower courts
how the
the maggot majority wants to rule
and she said it creates a warped kind of
proceeding
it's not serving the court or this country well
she said
and NBC News notes that more than a few
lower court judges
and the Wall Street Journal noted were in attendance.
But Beer Boof and Brat,
receiving a note from either squee or quith,
said, none of us enjoy this.
I mean, the Biden administration sent them to us too.
Not on this, not at this order of magnitude.
And also, they shit all over the Biden administration.
requests. So where Justice Jackson pointed out that it's a real problem insofar as it undermines
what is supposed to be the neutrality of the court when the court decides to side with the fascist
maggots, all brat had to say is, yeah, it ain't fun. I'd rather be boofing some beer. You want a beer? I like
beer. Anybody got a beer?
I don't know. Maybe Matt Schlapp was in the back of the room and goes,
No, but can I touch your dick?
Sorry. And this is weird.
I mean, everything is weird. Who are we kidding here?
Mulla Moses Mike Johnson, the ordained Southern Baptist minister of the gospel of Jesus Christ,
um, it issued a threat to the American electorate today while
he was visiting daddy, or at least visiting down at a tacky-ass golf motel that's owned by Daddy.
Well, Mullah Moses Mike, in his remarks, did the legislative equivalent of telling America,
nice little country you got there.
Don't fuck with us.
I'm so glad he's a minister of the gospel, aren't you?
Find history to win the majority is not a simple task, but it is one that we will do.
And you have to remember, because all of you track this and you report on it, you keep the progress reports,
this House Republican majority has defied expectation and historical trends and conventional thought
virtually every single day that we've been governing.
And we will do it again.
It would be a very foolish thing to vote against us.
That's my advice to you, okay?
This is a contrast election, and we're really excited about it.
that?
It would be a very foolish thing
to vote against us.
Is he a minister of the gospel or a mob boss?
Is he a Christian or a copo?
Don't vote against us.
By the way, this was...
I know. That didn't take long from Miss Micah.
Oh, fuck you! I know. I know.
At least that one wasn't aimed at me.
Didn't say anything about ladybugs.
but just just to set the scene
this was the
2006 House Republican Issues
Conference
and of course
Daddy's getting to wet his beak because they held it
that
that bedbug infested shithole
Trump National Doral Miami
no really they
had a bed bug problem
that was reported a while back
and imagine
even wanting to be a member of that.
It costs you $50,000 to get initiated at that tacky golf motel.
And then you have to pay $1,000 a month dues.
And that doesn't even get you the free trip to the Sunday afternoon trough.
But, well, he stays on message.
Because the contrast is as stark as it has ever been.
There is a wide chasm between these two political parties.
This is not your father's.
Democrat Party, as we say all the time.
This party's run by Marxist, open
socialist, the far-left insurgent
politicians and
the activist base, and they're pushing the party
all the way over the edge,
and they've left America behind.
When we say a contrast election, we say it very
simply, as the President said it
so well and so clearly at the
State of the Union. This is a contest between normal
and crazy, between common sense
and crazy. And we have lots of
examples. I mean, you could go down the list,
look at all the issue sets. I was just taking
notes in our last session and everything that everybody brought up in the upcoming election.
The question that we asked to every voter in every district around America is, do you want
to elect a party that will secure the borders or reopen the borders wide to allow
danger?
And of course, there's no evidence whatsoever that anybody's going to reopen the borders.
The borders weren't open in the first place.
That's a filthy fucking lie from a filthy fucking liar.
Micah said, I actually do want to point something out, though.
Did he just get done saying about how basically they don't give a shit about norms and expectations?
Can we put that on fucking repeat in front of, oh, I don't know, Peter Slotkin or any, you know,
Peters Slotkin or any other member of our so-called Democratic Senate leadership?
Seriously, every time somebody says, my friends across the aisle, I want a bitch-slap them literally with a video screen playing this clip.
Of course, they're all friends.
always all friends.
Marxist, socialist, Methodists.
There is criminal, illegal aliens,
and known terrorists to come into the country
and set up sleeper cells.
No mention of the murderous ice goons
or Alex Pretty
or, you know,
René de Cole Good.
No mention of the man who was
apparently choked to death
in an ice conventy
concentration camp. No mention of the journalist who has been disappeared that we talked about last night.
A journalist for Noticeyaz Nashville.
No, none of that. Nothing about the illegal war because whatever daddy wants, daddy gads,
foolish to vote against us.
Because if you do, we'll fuck you up.
name of Jesus.
Oh, and, uh, oopsie, nitwit Nero is going to go to Kentucky to campaign on behalf of Eddie
G-A-L-L-R-E-I-N.
He's a former Navy SEAL, and he's the guy that the maggots went out and dug up,
scrounged out of a dumpster or whatever, to run against Thomas Massey.
Well, as usual, I mean, call it the JD-Egg syndrome.
Remember when J.D. Vance was bold and butch and said that Trump may be America's Hitler?
Yeah?
Well, Eddie Galrine, who is running against Thomas Massey,
quit the Republican Party in abject disgust right after it.
nitwit Nero won the Republican nomination back in 2016.
And so Thomas Massey, or people associated with him, are running ads against Ed.
I knew a guy who was so cool who's named Ed, and he spelled it with a hyphen, George Carlin.
The ad repeatedly calls him woke Eddie and says he's guilty of dereliction of his magad duty.
They said duty.
And then there's Marge, who apparently left office with a whopping big war chest that she can use to advance the causes of others.
She posted, I presume over on X and said, my, oh my.
Chris La Civita was so desperate for a candidate to run against Massey, the only one he was.
he could find was Eddie Galrine
who hated Trump so much he left the party
after Trump won the primary in
2016
and she posted
an image of
Eddie's party
registration as an independent
and Marge said
and tomorrow Trump is going to Kentucky
to endorse a true never-trumper
yeah
gosh
I hope it doesn't hurt
too little and it would be
nice if that district actually had a viable Democrat to run against whom ever is the Republican nominee.
Kind of doubt it, though.
Forget it, Jake.
It's Kentucky Stan.
And in D.C., there's a brand new statue up.
An anonymous artist group has put up a 12-foot statue to honor the tragic love story between nitwit Niro and Jeffrey.
Epstein. It's at the National Mall across from the capital, and it's the same bunch that put up the statue of Nitwit, Niro, and Epstein holding hands.
The new statue is called King of the World, and it shows Jeffrey and Donnie in the same pose as Jack Dawson and Rose from Titanic.
that means that in the statue Epstein standing with his arms outstretched and Trump is pressed up against him from behind and supporting his arms.
I don't know.
It's not in the story, but I wonder if Matt Schlapp was there saying, can I touch their dicks?
Sorry, somehow or another that became a running gag in the program.
But the plaque on the statue says
The tragic love story between Jack and Rose
was built on luxurious travel, raucous parties,
and secret nude sketches.
This monument honors the bond between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein
of friendship, seemingly built on luxurious travel,
raucous parties, and secret nude sketches.
The bow of the ship is even there.
That's great.
I hope Nitwit Nero gets to see it.
because I'm catty that way
oh and I lost the connection with Dave
but the stress line is open
it wasn't matter the stress line phone going dead
so if anybody has anything they'd like to say
feel free to jump in 844 843
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sleeper cells
Lee in New York says
the sleeper cells
has speaker Johnson seen POTUS at his meetings
I wish nitwitwit Niro was sleeping in a cell.
Yeah, I know, Ralph's, Dave in the blind, he was rough on the llama.
Well, it's getting difficult to keep up with the things that are making the maggots upset with their orange daddy.
We have another one.
And they're mad about DEI, y'all.
Why?
because over the weekend, dumbass Diocletian
quietly nominated Erica Kirk
to sit on the board of visitors
for the United States Air Force Academy
and the rupture inside Maggot World
is broad enough and deep enough
that there were some
there was some hissifying, there was some conyptions.
because, among others, Candio, has done such a bang-up job of absolutely making Erica Kirk toxic.
So when Ward got out via a headline like from Fox News, TV, Radio Rwanda,
President Trump appoints Erica Kirk to serve on the U.S. Air Force Academy Board of Visitors,
taking the position her late husband Charlie was slated to hold before he was assassinated in September.
Now Erica Kukukkirk joins the panel that oversees morale discipline and curriculum and fiscal affairs at the Academy.
And her qualifications are what?
And for that matter, the qualifications of Charles James Kirk were what?
Last I checked, he never served in the military.
And couldn't even make it out of his freshman year of course.
college. And so
one individual, Lisa Christine,
who calls herself an independent
conservative, said,
imagine of all of the well-qualified
people who have worked their entire life
to earn this position, and it's handed to
Erica Kirk, of all people.
It's time to admit it, Candice
and Baron Coleman were right
the entire time.
Someone who claimed to be in Iraq
veteran said,
Erica Kirk is completely unqualified
for this role. She has zero
military or educational leadership experience.
Oh, and then the coup de grace.
She is a complete DEI hire.
A podcaster named Diane Holloway said, why?
Why?
Another maggot said,
Tragedy does not equal qualification.
If the Air Force Academy Board is about merit and mission,
not mourning and politics,
why is a grieving spouse treated as a resume line?
D-E-I-on-steroids.
To see, when moments like this come out,
you find out how the maggots really feel about women,
especially women in positions of power.
Another Charlie's fan said,
Oh, this is absolutely disgusting.
Never watching Fox News again.
They are clearly in on trying to push up Erica.
All this...
I don't know her bra does that.
All this despite...
the fact she's a proven liar
and there is strong circumstantial
evidence that she was involved
in the conspiracy to murder husband.
These people are out of their
damn minds.
And then a
trad wife chimed in.
If your husband was just murdered
and you had a one and three-year-old at home
who were trying to cope with never being able
to see their dad again, would you want to become
a CEO, do dozens of public speeches
and interviews, and join the Air Force
Academy Board at a time like that?
and be groped by the vice president of the United States while you were wearing leather pants while you were grieving?
No, I added that last entire clause.
Come on.
Let's y'all and them fight.
Yeah, I find it.
I'm sorry, the Chauden-Foyt is strong with me.
Oh, and here's a fun one.
The New Republic had this story.
Oh, I think that's a good thing, right?
Drowps, yeah.
The New Republic had this story,
and gee, I hope it doesn't hurt too little.
Ed Martin, but at one point in time,
Nitt Niro wanted to be
the U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia.
Well, he's got other fish to fry now.
He's got an ethics investigation
going against him by the D.C.
bar.
Why?
Well, because he tried to use a little of those strong-arm mob tactics for which Daddy is so famous,
but Ed Martin's a lawyer with law license and shit like that.
Because he sent a lawyer, Ed Martin did, back last year,
to the dean of the Georgetown University Law Center.
And he said,
My DOJ office won't hire any graduates from the law school because of its DEI programs.
Well, that's when Hamilton Fox,
who is actually the disciplinary council for the district,
filed a complaint against Ed Martin.
And so he'll face those proceedings.
In the complaint, Hamilton Fox said,
acting in his official capacity and speaking on behalf of the government,
he used coercion to punish or suppress a disfavored viewpoint,
the teaching and promotion of DEI.
He demanded that Georgetown law relinquish its free speech and religious rights
in order to continue to obtain a benefit
employment opportunities for its students.
Oops.
And he also threatened anyone who criticized Leon Scum
and the dodgy boys with legal penalty.
And it was so bad that Todd Blanchie even suggested a grand jury
investigate Ed Martin.
We don't know if that was with or without
nitwit Niro's permission.
And this is kind of funny.
I'm not that up on pop culture,
but apparently Azalea Banks is a popular entertainer.
And now, cheap bastards,
she's complaining that the Israeli government promised
to pay her for every mention she made of Israel on her social media accounts.
and that even included troll posts by her,
and it becomes one of many similar complaints of people saying that they've been stiffed by the Israelis out of millions of dollars.
She said, the payments were legitimate, while other influencers who have been stiffed said they didn't get paid.
Israeli officials allegedly hired influencers for $7,000 per post.
Holy shit
$7,000 a post
God, and I remember back in the bad old days of the 2016
Purity Wars
when we were joking about
Nickel a post from
well never mind
long ago time nickel a put bullshit
$7,000
per pro-Israeli pro-genocide post
and the account, the general,
at General MC News on X grant,
breaking Israeli officials report allegedly hired social media influencers
for $7,000 a post, failed to pay them,
and are now facing lawsuits, totaling millions of dollars over unpaid invoices.
You know how we give money to Israel?
Because we know that Israel will turn around and spend it here
on our weapons and shit like that.
This is kind of the same thing in reverse.
No, it's kind of the same thing.
We give billions of taxpayer dollars to Israel,
who has a higher standard of living than the United States.
We give billions of dollars to them,
and then they turn around and pay influencers
to say good things about them.
It kind of says something when you have to be paid
to say something good about someone,
Azalea Banks said,
I got paid, L.O.L.
It's not 7K a post, but I deaf get paid for every Israel mention.
Even the troll posts are paid.
And she's been running her full mouth for all she's worth on social media.
She talked about how she needed to find an Israeli lawyer who isn't tied to controversial figures.
At one point, posting,
I'm waiting until the coast is clear,
and I've been doing special voodoo to keep Israel from going to war with Iran.
and so far it's working.
How's that going now, honey?
And then she decided to celebrate.
This is really big for both the USA and Israel.
First time in both countries' military history
where a senior leader was killed on first strike.
USA plus Israel forever.
And apparently there's a little bit of background to it.
Filing with the U.S. government
disclosed that
Under the Foreign Agents Registration Act,
the Israeli government hired a firm called Bridges Partners LLC in 2025
to run their social media campaign in the U.S.
It was called the Esther Project,
and the Israelis were recruiting U.S.-based influencers to publish content
related to Israel across platforms like Instagram and TikTok.
The project got about a home.
$159,000 initially to begin recruiting influencers with contracts allowing payments of up to roughly $900,000 of probably your taxpayer dollars for several months of influencer fees.
Social media influencers were expected to crank out 25 to 30 pieces of content each month as part of a digital campaign to...
Well, if you're in the right, why do you... I mean, it's not like the Iranians and...
Hezbollah or Hamas or have a shit.
No, Israel's Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Clock Tower X also entered into a contract for one and a half million dollars.
Curiously, remember this guy?
Clock Tower X run by former maggot campaign strategist Brad Parskell.
Wasn't he the one who was taken down by law enforcement in his yard and,
Florida and naked and half naked and drunk out of his mind.
Was that him?
And he was going to run AI-assisted digital campaigns in the U.S.
But now it's going around that the influencers are getting stiffed.
Bridges Partners LLC.
Hmm.
Well, there's their Foreign Agents Registration Act form.
Hmm.
Curious and curiouser.
from Lee in New York influencer.
Remember when an influencer got
money for promoting coke?
Yeah.
Have a Coke and a smile, right?
Oh, what a pretty puzzle, Ralphs.
And Teagan helped you with it.
Teagan's such a good kitty.
Lee wanting to know,
back to the King of the World Statue.
Can we fast forward to them in icy cold water?
Give them a choice of shark and electrocution.
And you know what?
There was room enough for Jack on the door.
There would not be room enough for nitwit Nero.
By himself.
Oh, this is funny.
Poor, poor George W. Bush, his entire legacy is being removed piece by piece.
Most incompetent president.
Gone.
Worst war.
Gone.
Most unpopular president.
Gone.
President most likely to favor the wealthy.
Gone.
President with the worst economic plan.
Gone.
Poor George.
He was born with a silver foot.
in his mouth. God bless
you, Anne Richards. Oh,
okay, thank you, A.A,
for letting me know.
Flavio, there's a reason the thing was,
the thing wasn't updated.
Brother Deacon Asa had no mobile data
today, so no access
to update things remotely.
So there's the
answer to
the mystery.
Thanks, Aza. I appreciate
everything you do.
And it is Titanic Tuesday,
and Titanic intellect is in play.
This is great.
We haven't heard anything from Council for the Parking Garage.
Alina, Habana, Habana, Habana, Habana, Hamana,
whose facial surgery looks like it's finally beginning to settle in a little bit.
Mine's better.
Of course, I didn't go to a maggot surgeon.
So, counsel for the parking garage is really mad that Kamala Harris,
Spoke at that funeral we talked about on Friday.
You know, the one where Barack Obama talked about what a shitbird Trump is without ever mentioning his name.
Yeah, that one.
You remember a long time ago when Dan Quayle said something to the effect of, and it's like that slogan.
It's a terrible thing to have a mind and lose it.
or, well, how many times have the NCAA and the NAACP been confused by right-wing ass hats?
Well, let's add counsel for the parking garage to the list.
This is good.
You might want to just get the hockey puck for a second because, you know,
if you've got neighbors or anything, the guffawing might be a little dismal.
disturbing for them. But I think if you look at Kamala Harris's, if you look at polls, Kamala Harris's
comments of desperation at Reggie Jackson's funeral, and she didn't even know them. You know,
if you look at this, they're reaching so far, and the American people see it, them, but I think
it's... Let's play that again in case we missed it.
If you look at Kamala Harris's, if you look at Poles, Kamala Harris's comments of desperation
at Reggie Jackson's funeral, and she didn't even know them, you know, if you look at this,
First of all, the woman's name is Kamala, not Kamala.
You've had an ample opportunity to learn that and know that,
and at this point, you silly bitch, that's just intentional.
But really? Really?
One more time.
Kamala Harris's, if you look at polls Kamala Harris's comments of desperation at Reggie Jackson's funeral.
Say it again, dipshit.
say it again you a little fucking racist
at reggie jackson's funeral
comments of desperation at reggie jackson's funeral
god damn what a dumbass
what a racist piece of shit
what an absolute
dip shit
uh reggie jackson's funeral
even fat dead rush limbaugh
uh for whom the pineapple count is
already through the, well,
it's
somewhere on the other side of Orion
now.
Even he knew the difference between
Reggie Jackson and
Jesse Jackson.
That evil old
fuck.
Some desperation at Reggie Jackson's funeral.
Yeah, I know, Leah in New York. I didn't know
she was a Yankees fan.
Well, maybe she was an Oakland
A's fan.
I know Ralph's Reggie Jackson.
Well, you know, racists are going to racist.
And meanwhile, they're on whatever platform that was.
The white guy just sits there stone-faced with his lips pursed.
Yeah.
From Billville, Rick, Live Long and Prosper, release the Epstein Files.
She must have watched a different funeral than everyone else.
Reggie Jackson is alive and kicking at age 79.
He turns 80 on May 18th.
It would be lovely if Reggie would have something to say
because Reggie didn't suffer racism gladly.
So that's the program.
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Thank you.
We'll find a way out of this hole.
it grieves me to say that, well, we're a goose egg.
And we will be at $2,825 for the deficit tomorrow.
That's fully a half a month behind and not a penny to fund the month of March because February put us in such a dire haul.
I'm sorry to even mention it.
I wish I was independently wealthy.
Thank you, Ralph.
Routts. Rout said she'll extend the challenge until it's meant.
Thank you so much.
From Dave in the Blind, one of these things is not like the other.
Roxanne, I believe, Reggie Jackson is still alive as opposed to the Reverend Jesse Jackson or Michael Jackson or Janet Jackson's career.
A correction must be made.
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There's a dangerous world out there.
Maggots with diseases,
maggots with guns,
maggots with terrible ideas
and worse hygiene.
And, well, of course, if
counsel for the parking garage,
Alina, Habana, Habana,
comes towards you and
says something about
Kamala Harris talking at Reggie Jackson's funeral is desperate
I'll avoid her like the plague because she is
And always always always
Wayne and Gina it's all for you
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