Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Friday-On-the-Front Porch, 6 February 2026, Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid

Episode Date: February 7, 2026

The Epstein rabbit hole goes ever deeper. The Republic needs and deserves a deep investigation into William Barr. Another MAGAT pedophile heads off for prison. Jaydee Vance receives a lusty stadiumful... of boos at the Olympics in Milan. 

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Starting point is 00:00:52 And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is. Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this. Oh, Jesus Christ, it's snowing again. Sixth day of February, 2006. This is the horn, snowed in, frozen over. Head on. Live is where you'll find us on the internet, and that's where you go if you'd like to be part of the Merry Wacky's Any Real Time Madcap Multimedia Extravaganza.
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Starting point is 00:04:41 whatever this community wants to talk about yeah not you know we're not beholden to YouTube or or or Twitch or any of those other groups that could potentially censor us at a moments notice we're here and we've been here more or less for 22 years as of this past Wednesday so well here we are let's start with something incredibly stupid because sometimes stupid is funny apparently not like I'm watching because why. The Milan Cortina edition of the Winter Olympics have opened.
Starting point is 00:05:35 I'm looking at a photo of the UK team, waving their union jacks and walking into some stadium in Milan. And the fashion news is that Canada's giant
Starting point is 00:05:52 maple leaf coats were real eye catchers and Sweden showed up in a yellow tuk blue scarf blue tuk yellow scarf design and I don't even know what that photo means T S. Karate
Starting point is 00:06:16 School Cortina I have a feeling some of us know what we think that TS Karate School Cortina means but like I said something meaning something incredibly stupid earlier because Jimmy Dick Bowman or the Jady Egg or whatever they're calling themselves these days, along with that toxic little hobbit Marco Rubio, are the U.S., well, the Trump-Mal administration's public face for the games?
Starting point is 00:06:53 They had to let them both go because otherwise the boys would fight. You know how it is. And then, yeah, I don't know who would run away crying first. They're such manly men. And no word on whether they actually did bring their ice goons with them. But this is the funny part. We all know that the International Olympic Committee is as crooked as a dog's hind leg. They're in constant competition with.
Starting point is 00:07:29 the FIFA and now of course the maggot maladministration to see which can possibly be the most corrupt actually i think the iOC and the FIFA are vying for second place but at any rate the ioc recognizing that Jimmy Dick Bowman and little Marco, a little Red Marco, yeah, we're going to be in attendance. They put out a special request to fans coming to the opening ceremony begging the crowd to please not boo. Jimmy Dick Bowman and a little Red Marco during the opening ceremonies. People are really pissed off at having our little fascist ice goons over there. Careful ice goons.
Starting point is 00:08:54 There are still real anti-fascists in places like Milan. So by saying, please don't boo, I'm hoping, And eventually we'll get the audio if indeed it did happen. I'm hoping that the folks there in Milan took that as a... Oh, there it is. Didn't take any time at all. Aw, Jenny Dick brought the Usha with him. How cute.
Starting point is 00:09:35 And they've got their little American flags. And, uh, hmm. Let's see, the headline says he was booed mercilessly. Let's find out, shall we? Because we need something to give us a smile. In an individual sport, what an honor for her. There is the Vice President J.D. Vance and his wife, Ushah, whoop. Those are not.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Those are a lot of booze for him. Whistling, jeering, some of applause. Not a long shot of him. I feel heartbroken. I've been in the United States when, you know, I'm pretty sure. sure you're referencing ICE and some of the protests and things like that. I think that as a country, we need to focus on respecting everybody's rights and making sure that we're treating our citizens as much and respect. And I hope that when people look at athletes compete in the Olympics, they realize that that's the America that we're trying to represent.
Starting point is 00:10:45 It brings up mixed emotions to represent the U.S. right now, I think. Hunter has. It's a little hard. There's obviously a lot going on that. I'm not the biggest fan of, and I think a lot of people aren't. If it aligns with my moral values, I feel like I'm representing it. Just because I'm wearing the flag doesn't mean I represent everything that's going on in the U.S. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:07 So, yeah, I just kind of want to do it for my friends and my family and the people that support me getting here. Oh, those are booze. He's getting booed again. No, they were, no, they weren't booing. they were saying let's go brandon i'm i'm sure that'll be the there'll be something equally stupid in the way of an allegation and or assertion you know from the biggest liar except her her orange daddy namely caroline real poo-poo leave it alone all and while uh you know Canada got props for its big old maple leaf jackets and the Swedes.
Starting point is 00:12:00 Well, they're blue and yellow. Not a lot of comment on the American costuming. The American side walked into the stadium. Just wearing a sort of bland winter. white, sort of beige. Call it eggshell. beige, I'll paint the ceiling, beige. Yeah. Well, here's hoping Jimmy Dick.
Starting point is 00:12:38 It gets booed everywhere he goes. You know, Jimmy Dick is the first vice president in over a hundred years to have a beard, and he brought her to the games with him, and her name's Usha. Ah, God, that one's evergreen, isn't it? and good news from the resistance Bovine Gregory
Starting point is 00:13:04 that shitty little hillbilly got bounced out of a bar in Vegas today yesterday there's a joint there called the bottled blonde and he had sat down with friends which means other filthy fascists
Starting point is 00:13:23 and he was wait drinking wine and laughing with a group of young men oh i'll bet he was those are just my ladybugs mm-hmm oh i'm probably gonna piss mika off with that one again sorry a statement from bottled blonde said bottled blonde does not engage in political activity or affiliations as a private business bottle blonde reserves the right to refuse service to any patron at its discretion. Upon becoming aware of the individual's presence, the patron was asked to leave the premises
Starting point is 00:14:08 and was escorted out by staff in accordance with venue policy to maintain a safe and orderly environment for all patrons. And then he and the young man he was with I mean sure would be fun if somebody would hack his profile on Grinder, wouldn't it? Macho toxic golem? GOLUM.
Starting point is 00:14:41 I.O. Hunky hard young boys. HMU. If you're in Vegas. So, yeah, they went out and strolled the strip, which means that those dudes were snapping their collectible stripper escort cards. And you wonder how many of them they collected. Got to catch them all!
Starting point is 00:15:24 Oh, it may be a really, really significantly dumb day. But I mentioned, yeah, we're getting snowed in here, and about 1 o'clock this morning, we're going to get 40 to 50 mile an hour winds, and the temperature is going to drop to like 5 overnight, both tonight and tomorrow night. Fingers crossed that the warming trend that has been promised actually shows up. But we're ready at least for the time being, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Ten flats of propane and three stoves to fight back against the chill. Oh, by the way, I didn't mention, but here we are, yeah, the funding deficit here at the end of the first full week of February.
Starting point is 00:16:27 is at $1,025. Uh-huh. And if we could knock that down some, it really would be most excellent. So thanks in advance, or new subscribers, that's great too. And thanks so much. And you know who you are, dear friend, for the help with the heat.
Starting point is 00:17:11 And, you know, in the conversation that I had a couple of nights ago, with David in Oregon, and I'm still waiting to... Well, was that this Friday, or is that next Friday that he expects to hear? Well, at any rate, I'll get to... Billable Rick, bottled blonde. I was recently there when in Vegas after the new year, it has really good young alt-rock bands that play there. My guess is that a country barbecue joint called Old Red,
Starting point is 00:17:47 owned by Blake Shelton, Just across the sidewalk from bottled blonde would have been more than happy to take in Bovine Gregory and his brown shirt friends. Yeah. But that wasn't what he wanted because he wanted to sip wine with his pretty boys. Closeted people can be terribly, terribly mean. That's all I'll say. And from Cynthia. I have microclimates all around my house, but it is 77 degrees Fahrenheit in my backyard, though only 71 in the front.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Perfect for smoking something. Mmm. You know what to be good on the smoker? A couple of good beer-can chickens. Yeah. You remember, please, Cynthia, pour out a... You can either pour out a third of the beer as a libation to the gods and goddesses, or you can pour a third. third of the beer into you.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Beer can chicken is just so good because the beer boils and steams the chicken from the inside and the convection current creates this beautiful, crispy mahogany crust on the outside. If you've never done it, Cynthia, you might want to think about it. But she continues and says, we've been having a lot of bad air days and spare the air days. but next week it's supposed to cool down and clear the air out as we might get some sort of rain.
Starting point is 00:19:40 I hope so, as we've had not rain at my house for a month. My goodness. Otherwise, gosh, if I could, I'd be out smoking something today. Glorious day for it. Beyond that, I missed the show the last two days, and somehow I have to find time to catch up on them. I hate to miss anything, you know. Thank you for that, Cynthia. That's so sweet.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Well, you've got a weekend to catch up, and I'll keep my mouth shut until Monday. and Cynthia noting, fuck, that's cold where you are. And I would happily send you 30 degrees Fahrenheit if I could. After all, I can't use it today myself. Also, David is so thoughtful. I love his conversations with you. I do too.
Starting point is 00:20:24 David is amazing and only becomes more so. And I'm looking forward to hearing about his career in the future and the good that he will do. It is possible to live greatly in the law. Yes. But, wait, what is this? Oh, I saw that, and maybe we'll try to find a way to play it. Thank you, Kevin.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Thank you for sending that along. I have to scrub to it to get to the best part. Oh, no, that's just already clipped out, so that's awesome. maybe we'll run that here in a second. Thank you. Thank you very much. It's a clip of Sir Ian McKellen. And I had never heard of this, and I'm a Shakespeare fan and everything. I didn't realize that the only extant piece of writing that we have that is actually in the hand of William Shakespeare
Starting point is 00:21:41 was not from one of his plays or one of his poems, sonnets, what have you? No. because he also sort of freelanced or helped out friends or whatnot and someone wrote a play called Thomas Moore and Shakespeare contributed a soliloquy for it
Starting point is 00:22:08 and the British Museum or the British Shakespeare Museum I don't know has it and so It is possible to see the actual penmanship of William Shakespeare. I could almost imagine Mark Twain based on how he responded to a declaration of a museum in Italy having a copy of the signature of Christopher Colombo. And of course they played games with their guides.
Starting point is 00:22:52 And he says, Zisa, and he writes it in dialect. act to understand. This is a signature Christopher Colombo. And Twain explained that we make a great show of being completely unimpressed
Starting point is 00:23:08 by any of the terribly impressive things we are shown. And in this case, we said the doctor stone-faced said, and this was what he always asked when shown some artifact
Starting point is 00:23:24 from some great person. the European of the past. See here, Ferguson. Is he dead? In which case with the Christopher Columbus signature, the guide responded, Nameda dea de year, is he dead?
Starting point is 00:23:48 He dead to 500 year. Or 400 year. Uh-huh. Well, see here, Ferguson. Just because we are Americans does not mean we are simple and uneducated. This looks like the most miserable of chicken scratchings. If you have some examples of real penmanship,
Starting point is 00:24:15 haul them out, bring them forth, with alacrity. And just as a side note, I've told this story in the past, but some of you may not know. That is how my son got his nickname. many of you know him as FERG and when his mama was still carrying him my mother absolutely
Starting point is 00:24:47 beside herself for the arrival of her second grandchild asked well do you have a name yet and we didn't and I said and I went on and told her the story of, you know, the guides all being called Ferguson, you know, any random stranger, they called Ferguson.
Starting point is 00:25:16 And so my mother decided from that day forward to refer to little unborn, my little unborn son as Ferguson. And the minute he entered the world, Ferguson he was. It was not his given name, but it was his name. and as he grew it got shortened to ferg and he was he is he remains ferg to this day and it was adorable because his older sister margie was just getting the whole business of talking sorted out and she would say things like i love you pod and that will live in my heart forever but yeah ferguson so i can imagine What I was saying is I can imagine how Twain the good doctor would respond to... See here, this is an example of the actual handwriting of William Shakespeare. Shakespeare?
Starting point is 00:26:24 Is he dead? Bloody hell! It's been dead since the 17th century! Right, yeah. But the thing is, And Ian McKellon describes having premiered the Thomas Moore play in 1964, playing Thomas Moore, who would go on to become a great Catholic martyr and the namesake of a group of wild-eyed right-wing reactionaries in the United States.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Every year, right-wing lawyers hold the... something called the Red Mass in which they remember the martyrdom of Thomas Moore whose head Henry the 8th had stricken from his shoulders
Starting point is 00:27:32 for you know crossing the king and not in the Roman Catholic way crossing but choosing the Pope at Rome over his dread sovereign and Henry let him figure
Starting point is 00:27:48 out what the dread part of dread sovereign actually meant. But, yeah, it's a short clip. Again, thank you, Kevin. And in the set-ups, Sir Ian McKellen explains that Thomas Moore has been sent out to deal with a mob of angry Englishmen who are, in fact, angry over the presence of immigrants in the separate realm. And this is how it plays out. They're removed.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Hang on. Grab them removed. And grant that this your noise, have chid down all the majesty of England. Imagine that you see the wretched strangers, their babies at their backs, with their poor luggage, plodding to the ports and coasts for transportation.
Starting point is 00:28:57 And that you sit as kings in your desires, authority quite silenced by your brawl, and you in rough of your opinions clothed. What had you got? I'll tell you. You had taught how insolence and strong hands should prevail, how order should be quelled. And by this pattern, not one of you should live an aged man,
Starting point is 00:29:19 for other ruffians, as their fancies wrought, with self-same hands, self-reasoned, and self-right, would shark on you, and men like ravenous fishes, feed on one another. you'll put down strangers, kill them, cut their throats, possess their houses. O desperate as you are, wash your foul minds with tears, and those same hands that you, like rebels, lift against the peace, lift up for peace. And your unreverent knees, make them your feet to kneel to be forgiven.
Starting point is 00:30:00 And say now the king, as he is clement, if the offender mourn should so much come too short, of your great trespasses but to banish you. Whither would you go? What country by the nature of your era should give you harbour? Go you to France or Flanders to any German province, Spain or Portugal, nay anywhere but not adheres to England. Why, you must needs be strangest. Would you be pleased to find a nation of such barbarous temper
Starting point is 00:30:39 that breaking out in hideous violence would not afford you in a broad on earth, whets their detested knives against your throats, spurn you like dogs, and like as if that God owned not, nor made not you, nor that the elements were not all appropriate to your comforts, but chartered unto them. What would you think to be thus used? This is the strangest case, and this. your mountainish in humanity. William Shakespeare, 400 years ago.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Isn't that just something? From the pen of William Shakespeare in a play he did not write, speaking directly down the ages to the fucking maggots. Nay to Donald Trump and mayonnaise man Miller themselves. Oh, I love. I love that clip so much. Thank you. Thank you, Kevin.
Starting point is 00:32:13 I'm so glad we got to share it. Oh, God, here we go. From Jeremy. Silly Robin, Shakespeare is a myth, just like the moon landing. Woo, now you're on the fight inside of me. Yes, I know. It was really a cross-dressing Francis Bacon or something like that. And Shakespeare was a...
Starting point is 00:32:36 No. Just no. And birds aren't real, right? Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy. Oh, well, then you've got something to look forward to, Miss Cynthia. I have not tried smoked beer-can chicken. Sounds good, though. I'll have to try it. Oh, and I'm volunteering tomorrow, so my weekend will be busy.
Starting point is 00:33:01 Somehow I have to squeeze out the time somewhere to catch up with the missed shows. Well, because your humble ostus does tend to speak slowly and not like an auctioneer who is telling lies and fast-talkies. talking an audience like, say, Charles James Kirk, who is no more, who is pining for the fjords, who is singing with the bleeding choir eternal. No, he's not. He's down there roasting with Rush Limbaugh.
Starting point is 00:33:34 But you can, some people actually speed up the podcast so that I talk considerably faster. I've heard it a couple of times It's a mite distressing But well find time for the chicken Don't forget to reach in and pull out the gizzard and the liver and the heart Give it a good rinse in and out good cold water rinse inside and out Pat it nice and dry And just a little tip because I think it tastes so good
Starting point is 00:34:09 Put a little bit of oil on the bird just enough to give it some holding power and sprinkle it generously with the McCormick's Montreal Poultry seasoning. And then you stick it down over the beer can and put it over a 220-ish degree fire and wait until the... Well, you can use a probe thermometer, or you can always test by seeing if the leg moves freely in the joint.
Starting point is 00:34:52 And any leftovers? Oh, the chicken salad you can make, Cynthia. Goodness me, we're into food porn in the first hour of the program. Silly Roxanne says, Steve, birds aren't real. Birds are real. Pigeons aren't. and some patented cryptic stream of consciousness from our dear friend Wave down in the South Florida way. Live from the Hotel Appalachia, where clean coal will steal your soul,
Starting point is 00:35:44 and they ain't no mountains between us. I just got off a date with an old Jeffrey Epstein pool girl. She was 37, and I have a picture on one of my pages. I was in Palm Beach yesterday, after all. And after a few runs and pepsies, I might connect. I'd say rum and coke. Oh, rums, not runs, that was a typo. I'd say rum and cokes, I have to tell you, the devil really likes coke and vapes and coke.
Starting point is 00:36:07 37 years old. Ice blue eyes. Waflike. Maga is in town, and everyone is high out of their minds, and apparently Satan's mom said the Antichrist is landing in LAX, and we have to make a five-clock offering to a trans deity to cleanse this curse. We're lighting candles, rocks, lighting incense and setting clothes on fire. Don't question it, lady.
Starting point is 00:36:27 I ain't drunk or high yet, but that's temporary. I got pictures and video and witnesses. Talk to you later. I'm in Palm Beach County on a private billionaire reserve. I called you from the crazy house twice and jail as well. Rocks. This is wild. And, well, thank you for the photo.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Happy Valentine's. Thanks, Wave. You stay safe out there. and Brother Deacon Asis has re-smoked beer-can chicken Yes, yes, beer can chicken is great The beer boils and gets steamed into the chicken The BPA lining in the can gets boiled and gets soaked into the chicken The paint on the outside of the can breaks down in the heat
Starting point is 00:37:11 And imparts a remarkable flavor into the chicken I mean it's crim de la crem of culinary arts You go, girl I have never yet seen a single bit Of paint Come off the can And by the way, that's why some of us use cans with less paint than more. Mew.
Starting point is 00:37:31 Smart ass. And if the BPA gets into the chicken, well, if you drank the beer, the BPA would get into you anyway. It finds its way. If it was left up to Brother Deacon Asa, he'd make a tandoor out of a, out of a planter from some sweatshop in China that was made out of clay that included some, oh, I don't know, pitch blend. That's the ore to uranium, isn't it? Yeah, that always makes your tandori chicken better.
Starting point is 00:38:16 But back to something I said at the very beginning of the program. In my conversation with David a couple of nights ago, we talked about the fact that nitwit Nero really would, like the opportunity to replace one of the old maggot cranks on the Supreme Court. And I suggested during that conversation that perhaps the allegations regarding pubs on the Coke Can Fappy Thomas, dear friend of Har Har Har and Lili, married to Jinsurrectionist Thomas. Gin Surrexionist.
Starting point is 00:38:51 I'm proud of that one. I hope the committee likes it as well. Well, that that might be enough impetus for Daddy to say, Time to go. Time to go, Fappy. They're almost as old as I am. But now, via Ralps, a question, is Sammy Bad Breath Alito going to retire?
Starting point is 00:39:20 I sent the link, and I've got a $25 challenge for that article. So if somebody meets it, we will be down to $9.75 and underneath the dreaded four-digit deficit. The gist of it all, coming from the nation, is Samuel Alito preparing to disrobe. Hmm. Well, that would be as acceptable, well, not quite as acceptable to Daddy because Sammy Bad Breath isn't black, and he'd love to get one less black person on the court. And, of course, Emil Beauvais accent grove over the E, is just waiting with
Starting point is 00:40:00 abated breath. Mm-hmm. The author, Ellie Mistal, says, Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito has a new book coming out. It's titled How Watching Fox News made me the worst version of myself.
Starting point is 00:40:26 Just kidding. I don't actually care what it's called. Fine, I can Google it for you. It's called So Ordered an Originalist's view of the Constitution, the Court, and the Country. Ellie Mistall says, it's my job to read such things, and I won't read his book.
Starting point is 00:40:40 they can't make me. Life is entirely too short, but he adds, I bring it up, because the book is scheduled to be released October 6th, 2026. That's a curious date. The Supreme Court starts its 2026-27 term on October 5th, the first Monday in October. Alito's book is set to drop the next day. Ellie Mistal, surmises, It sure feels like Alito doesn't plan on having a real deal. job the Tuesday his book launches and instead
Starting point is 00:41:20 thinks he'll be free to run around the country flogging it. Yeah. Well, how about that? Because just in case well, Daddy's going to do everything he can including to take my belt off to you to try to keep
Starting point is 00:41:50 the dam from bursting in November 2026 in the midterms to keep the Democrats from getting control of the House and even the Senate, but on the odd chance he's unsuccessful, he needs to protect himself as best he can
Starting point is 00:42:12 by you know, if possible, appointing another god-awful orange toe-sucker amongst our most puissant, dread sovereign
Starting point is 00:42:29 supreme Catholic majesties. Oh, and from Lee in New York, food porn, obligatory Star Trek reference, Mark says that his replicated products are just as good. Oh, well, I'm going to hold out for a nice steaming, wriggling bowl of gach, just like mother used to make. Thanks, Lee. Not a peep for ginsurrectionist Thomas. You guys must be in a mood.
Starting point is 00:43:03 That was my job yesterday. I was in mood. background to the riot that Thomas Moore is addressing in that soliloquy Blavio tells us the riot took place on May 1st, 1517 and is referred to as evil May Day According to the chronicler Edward Hall 1498 to 1547
Starting point is 00:43:32 A fortnight before the riot an inflammatory xenophobic speech was made on Easter Tuesday by a preacher known as Dr. Bell at St. Paul's Cross at the instigation of John Lincoln, a broker. Bell accused immigrants of stealing jobs from English workers and of eating the bread from poor fatherless children. Same as it ever was. I know. And you can just about also guess who some of those immigrants were, because wasn't it under Henry
Starting point is 00:44:04 the 8 that he stole every bit of property, that the Jews owned and drove them out of England because he was deeply in debt to banking interests? Thanks for the background, Flavia. Much appreciated. May the first 15-17, huh?
Starting point is 00:44:35 Well, how ironic that that is National Law Day in the United States. More ironic still that that was once upon my, once upon a time, my wedding anniversary. Yeah. Regarding Fappy Thomas, Lee says, he likes getting whined and dined. That will stop if he retires.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Do you think he wants to live in Walmart parking lots? Fair enough. Yeah, and you know what? The minute he's no longer a Supreme Court justice, well, Fappy will find out that he's just another black man that Har Har-Haw-Kro and Lili don't like, even if he is married to a white lady in the form of ginsurrectionist.
Starting point is 00:45:27 Yeah. Mercy. And by the way... Oh, okay, thank you. Yes. Ralph says it's not this Friday, but next Friday. Oh, yeah, Friday the 13th. That... our dear friend David in Oregon finds out.
Starting point is 00:45:51 And then this seems awfully damned cold and non-polline-like for the sneezing to be going. Maybe it's the propane micro particles, who knows. Maybe it's those polycyclic hydrocarbons. But this morning, over on my former filthy morning habit, I saw this and a lot of what Kim in New York said yesterday, Oh, you'll learn not to egg me on one of these days, Kim. You know, I'm playing. But Kim yesterday said,
Starting point is 00:46:43 something along the lines of, I much more appreciate your use of the Scarborough clips when you play clips of nitwit Nero. I get it. But today, Jehosephat was pontificating about the mistakes
Starting point is 00:47:14 that Orange Julius Gieser has made over the course of the last week. President Trump yesterday explaining that Attorney General Pam Bondi sent Tulsa Gabbard to Fulton County, Georgia last week for the FBI's raid of an election office. Okay, that's one take on it. But on Wednesday, he told NBC News he didn't know why the Director of National Intelligence was there. the shifting stories.
Starting point is 00:47:41 That's true. They're about four, five, six. There are several. Different stories on why she was actually there. Look at this. I'm seriously. Are you guys kidding me? Tulsi Gabbard, down in Georgia, seizing voting.
Starting point is 00:47:59 Are you really? Are you this stupid? Are you this stupid that you think you're going to get away with it? Are you this stupid? Why are you so stupid? Why do you do things that hurt Republican candidates in the state of Georgia, hurt Republican candidates across the country, and are always overturned by judges? I've got to say, and you know, Ali's last story was about the president saying, okay, well, we'll give you that funding. We'll restart the funding for desperately needed transportation between New Jersey and.
Starting point is 00:48:40 in New York to help people on both sides of the Hudson be able to commute better. If you rename Dolos Airport and Penn Station, I mean, and seriously, who would want their names on either one of those? Why don't you just ask them to rename the New York Jets after you? It's really, I can't imagine it. But again, Jonathan Lemire, I just, the fact is, that Donald Trump seizing those fines was one part of Mikey Cheryl, waiting about like 15 points or 14 points or however many points you won in New Jersey.
Starting point is 00:49:24 The Republican candidate was gaining ground. This happened. And then poof, he spent the rest of the campaign talking about that. Now, John Ossoff, this is a gift for John Ossoff in Georgia. You look at New York State. it's going to be, again, critical for the Democrats taking over the House of Representatives. And here's Donald Trump saying, yeah, I'm going to destroy, keep destroying your morning commute, keep you away from your loved ones and your family and your children, even longer,
Starting point is 00:49:58 because you won't rename really two of the worst infrastructure projects in America after me. Again, all of this is so self-defeating, and if you don't believe me, just look at the poll numbers. Stupid? That's the word, Joe. He's telling on himself there, clearly revealing doesn't travel by train very much. Otherwise, he might want to stay clear of having his name splashed on Penn Station. Exactly. You're exactly right.
Starting point is 00:50:26 First of all, the gateway tunnel, which is what New York and New Jersey officials have wanted for decades, desperately needed link under the Hudson River, helping commuters in both states. And certainly, now governor, Cheryl, was grateful for that in-kind campaign donation that President Trump made late in that race this last fall because he took away that funding and in a moment of fit. And, you know, it was a gift to her because it hurt people. I love it when they refer to in-kind campaign contributions on this program in her state. And you're right, though. This is also what Republicans have been saying to me. I wrote about it this week. We've chronicled it a few times now.
Starting point is 00:51:06 The President Trump, he's just taking his eye off the ball, they fear. Like, lock in on the economy, lock in on rising prices, like do something about inflation or health care costs, whatever it might be. Things that voters are likely going to have front of mind this coming November at the midterms. And instead, Trump, first of all, didn't travel this week as his team had promised, these weekly trips to talk about the economy and campaign for Republican officials. But more than that, he seems to really care more. about these legacy projects, whether it's the ballroom or the Kennedy Center, he's on a building
Starting point is 00:51:39 spree throughout Washington and Willie, this would be the next, the idea that he would suddenly want to have his name on Dulles and Penn Station and threatening to keep federal funds away unless that happens helps no one. I mean, in normal times this is a massive scandal. The president won't allow a state, a municipality, to have funds unless you name something after him. As you say, you might want to pump the brakes or choose something else on Penn Station, though the new Moynihan Hall is very nice. We'll stipulate that. It's nice. But guys, back to Georgia for a second, we don't really have to wonder who directed Tulsi Gabbard to go there because Tulsi Gabbard wrote in a letter to Congress that it was
Starting point is 00:52:20 President Trump himself who ordered her to go to Georgia on that FBI raid. And then you'll recall after the raid, she called the President of the United States, put him on speakerphone so he could celebrate with the FBI agents who conducted the raid. So there is a pattern, Donald Trump doing something, and then when it goes bad or the reaction to it or the polling is bad, say ICE in Minneapolis, for example, he runs from it. And yesterday, as you just showed it, the prayer breakfast said,
Starting point is 00:52:47 yeah, that was Pam Bondi who did that, not me. Yeah. Well, and speaking of the prayer of breakfast, there's another extraordinary lost opportunity. Here's something that, you know, I know the people who run it, been a part of it. When I was in Congress, it was a wonderful time, even when Bill Clinton was going through impeachment. I mean, it was we would come together, we would talk, we would, it was, it lessened the tensions, the president, other people would talk about their faith, and it was a good
Starting point is 00:53:19 time to come together. Yesterday you had the president attacking Republicans that voted against him, Thomas Massey, especially, attacking Democrats saying, I don't know why. Christian would vote for Democrats when in fact, you know, because they opposed me all the time. But in fact, there are a lot of people that actually were raised in the church asking, why would anybody support so many of these Republican policies that run completely counter to Jesus' direct, unambiguous teaching? Yeah, Mike Johnson, like Christ explaining the Bible to the Pope, because the Pope dared to actually quote Jesus' words.
Starting point is 00:54:03 Aw, they're still listening. I did an entire hour on that last night. Hi, kids. You could go on and on. And then, you know, Willie, Donald Trump's coalition, the Republicans' coalition is not crumbling from the edges. It's crumbling from the center. He's losing the independence.
Starting point is 00:54:25 He's losing, of course, Democrats that may have voted for him. He's losing working Americans. that voted for him in the past. And everything he's doing is causing that collapse in the center to continue and drive his numbers and Republican numbers down. And, of course, overnight he put out a truth social post that was a racist, racist post depicting the former president of the United States and First Lady as monkeys, as primates. And, you know, that's only going to hurt that.
Starting point is 00:55:05 You know, they're sitting there thinking, oh, we're going to own the libs. Oh, we're going to make the lives, man. That's not what happens. I mean, at this stage, all you're doing is hurting the Republican Party. All you're doing is hurting your support in the center. All you're doing is making sure Democrats have a great off-year election. All you're doing is making yourself look pathetic Republicans for not standing up to this open racism and bigotry. All your, again, in normal times, would end somebody's political career that day.
Starting point is 00:55:37 And every Republican in normal times would have come out and attacked this racism and this bigotry. But the thing is, they think Democrats are going to get angry. Now Democrats just look at it. And they're saying that the Republicans going, really? You're not going to say anything about this? Because this doesn't own the libs. This destroys all of this stuff. destroys Republican support among the very voters they need to win elections.
Starting point is 00:56:06 Yeah, unambiguously racist posts amplified by the president of the United States about a former president of the United States and a former First Lady of the United States. And I think it's safe to say we can predict this well that Republicans will say either I didn't see the post or sometimes he just retweets or re-truths or whatever. We can't hold him accountable for all the crazy things he does. And that's just the pattern. but he should be held accountable for that. It's disgusting, it's appalling,
Starting point is 00:56:32 and people can go look at it for themselves. Yeah, that's great, Willie. How do you hold this man, and I use the term loosely, how do you hold this pedophilic monster accountable for anything? And frankly, the maggots need to be asked that question. You have a means of holding him accountable?
Starting point is 00:56:59 why aren't you doing it? And ultimately that's the question, isn't it? He framed it all those years ago when he said, I could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and never lose a vote. And now we have a sick fascist Supreme Court that said, damn, Skippy you can. Stand and blaze, Donnie.
Starting point is 00:57:26 You're president of the United States, and nobody could even arrest you if you opened up on people, outside the White House with a goddamn fully automatic AR-15. Get with it, Bub! And there's no bottom. Ever!
Starting point is 00:57:47 He could do it. And Mike Mulla Moses, Mike Johnson, would say, well, you know, I was... I was monitoring my son's porn that day, and I haven't seen any footage of whether it was actually Donald Trump slaughtering innocent people with an AR-15, and well, you know, it's probably just another case of Trump derangement syndrome.
Starting point is 00:58:16 There is no bottom. There is not one damn thing that Donald Trump would do that would make the hardcore cancerous knot of dead-enders and hard cases turn on him. And meanwhile, mayonnaise-mouth Miller would be sitting there. Reload, Daddy! Reload! Oh, yeah. But he did that, yes. I'm so old I can remember
Starting point is 00:59:03 way, way, way back when, what was it, the New York Post published an editorial cartoon that depicted black folks as apes. And so, there's Trump doing it,
Starting point is 00:59:43 and nope. And, you know, Caroline, leave it alone. It was ready with an excuse. I'll wait a minute. Emilio, you haven't had a Ramlamma ding-dong for a while. That's all yours. There's no bottom. Isn't that going to hurt Lindsay's feelings?
Starting point is 01:00:01 Shame on you, Robin. That's just my little ladybugs. I hope you don't mind. Oh, look. Is someone, some maggot, Thank you, Ralphs. Three-time Trump voter jumped ship over his racist Obama ape post. I'm a Republican, and I'm ashamed.
Starting point is 01:00:33 A lifelong Republican just said out loud what millions are thinking, are they really? And he did it live on C-SPAN, calling into the network. He said, what an embarrassment to our country. His name was John. All this man does is lies. He is not worthy of the presidency. He made a point of saying, a registered Republican raised in the party
Starting point is 01:00:56 the son of a major industry leader. He voted for Donald Trump not once, not twice, but three times, and now he's done. He called out Trump for taking bribes blatantly, for stoking racism blatantly, and for unleashing terror through immigration raids that target schools and families instead of
Starting point is 01:01:11 dangerous criminals. They were not supposed to go after small children, he said. Storm schools bring terror upon little kids and the women and children. All the children are scared. and then the line that cut the deepest. This is not a decent man. This is not an honest man.
Starting point is 01:01:33 He's pathetic as a president. And when the host said, ah, did you really vote for Trump in all three elections? He said, yeah. And I got scammed by promises of jobs and prosperity. In his home state of New Mexico, he said jobs are gone, health care is collapsing, and people can't even find a primary care physician.
Starting point is 01:01:57 I was sucked into the stupidity. Well, I hope he was real. And I hope maybe people are waking up, but what are the chances of that? And, of course, I'm sure former President Obama is entirely too busy looking forward, not back, and won't play. nitwit Niro's game, but
Starting point is 01:02:32 God damn, Barack. Jesus, Barack! The ball is hanging in space right there above the rim, waiting for you to just pop up there and dunk on him, because the obvious
Starting point is 01:02:51 easy answer to that is, well, what would you expect from the son of a Klansman? There we are. It's just that easy, Barack. Just that easy. And by the way, you've got a staff, get them on it, you can verify it. It was a published fact on the police blotter of some publication in New York City back in, what was it, 1927, I think. A clan riot against the police in Jamaica, Queens, in which a young Fred Trump, a young-ish
Starting point is 01:03:30 Fred Trump was arrested in full clan regalia? Well, par for the course. At least I'm not the son of a Klansman. Well, par for the course. What do you expect from a son of a Klansman? Yeah. And then if he wanted to, he could just go, he could go all in and talk about, you know,
Starting point is 01:03:56 Trump getting, and his filthy old Klansman daddy getting busted for under the, uh, Housing Act in the early 1970s and hiring Roy Cohn. You know, Roy Cone. I'm not gay. I just like to have sex with men. He could bury him. But he's looking forward and not back.
Starting point is 01:04:26 I'm so old. Leah in New York says. My family bought the New York Post. Rupert did not own it yet. It was founded by Alexander Hamilton. There's another reason not to read it. I'll better. It was a scandal sheet even then. So founded by Alexander Hamilton, so that's what, before 1804?
Starting point is 01:04:48 Yeah. Because sometime around 1804 or so over across the Hudson on the plains of Weehawken, well, that's when Alexander Hamilton took to Pining for the Fjords. Well, let's get with it. let's go ahead and go over the river and through the woods to the old holler tree we sublet from the kevler elves and uh see if anybody who wants to chat hey jeremy well i'm robin how are you oh pretty good uh starting tonight after the show and after i'm done work i'm on vacation for 12 days so that's always pleasant
Starting point is 01:05:45 oh nice will you get to get out in the snowmobile and whatnot theoretically, yes, my vehicle has a slight transmission issue. I think it's just a filter. It's one of three things. A filter, a sensor, or it's low on a transmission flow, which makes sense. It's a hundred and thirty thousand miles. It's about time for a change. But unless I start it when it run for about ten minutes, the dashboard does not acknowledge what gear it's in.
Starting point is 01:06:14 It'll go into gear. It'll switch just fine, but it knocks out cruise and anything is controlled by that. So I think it's a simple fix, but it won't be cheap because it's a fucking transmission. So what you're saying is you've got a tranny problem and the solution is change. It's always that way, isn't it? It is. Thanks for making a tranny joke. I led you there and you did it yourself. So yes, there you go.
Starting point is 01:06:42 It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it, Jeremy. So, yes, that's my big dilemma. I'm hoping to have it back. I'd like to say by Tuesday or Wednesday, it's going to actual Toyota, so it's actual the dealership. So chance are they're a little better than a home brew shop that doesn't know much about it. They'll have more than one mechanic to work on it. But I doubt I'm going to get out without paying over $1,000 for this little tune-up.
Starting point is 01:07:09 That's amazing. But it's no, it's, it stings. No, it stings, but not as much as you think. It's a company vehicle. I have a company car. so it's not going to sting me personally. It just stings the business, unfortunately. Ew.
Starting point is 01:07:23 So other than that, I think, I mean, it's been kind of quiet, other than the normal shit from here every day from this administration. Yeah. Driver's license, I told you last week, it's all finally settled, so that's all out of the way for at least four years. I never thought of this,
Starting point is 01:07:48 but I did my taxes already this year, and I'm surprised. I filed them two weeks ago, and I got my federally turn yesterday. So that's pretty good turnaround. Still waiting on the state. That would probably be sometime next week, I think, which will be very nice. It's a chunk of change. Where was I going with that? Oh, and I had a suggestion from one of my parents.
Starting point is 01:08:06 My mom said, did you itemize all your medical expenses? No, I never really thought of it. She says, you might want to try that. She said if it's more than 7% of your income in this state, you can claim that against your taxes and get a lot. refund for it. And my damn short probably going to be pretty close. I mean, my insurance this year alone is going to be
Starting point is 01:08:24 probably close to $16,000, $17,000. Just the insurance before I pay the co-pays, before I pay the $450,000 rebuttable. I mean, I'm going to be pushing probably $20,000 in medical bills this year with insurance and just normal diabetic stuff. Diabetes costs about $6,000
Starting point is 01:08:40 a year by itself. So, I think I'll try that next year. Never really thought of it. Didn't know you could do it, but evidently you can. So I think I'll try that because that's a chunk of change there. I could get back, probably two from the federal government. So anyway, enough about poor me. Other people have bigger problems.
Starting point is 01:09:01 The world has bigger problems. But, yeah, I can't think of a time. And this is, I mean, I'm just thinking about you and your snowmobile, but you should probably get some of what we're getting right now. and it started about 11 o'clock this morning, and the snow is, I'd say, about four or five inches now, and we're looking at it somewhere between eight and a foot. So that'd be nice, and it seems to be pretty powdery,
Starting point is 01:09:35 so that'd be, that'd make some nice snowmobiling. You think so. Over the next couple days, they're predicting two and a half to three inches. I'm sorry we're getting it all We're going to get you talk about your cold nights You got nothing on us I was seeing somewhere Last week we got down to negative 11 at my house
Starting point is 01:10:02 At 5 a.m. Tomorrow Into Sunday morning It's supposed to be negative 13 Ah but here's the fun part Do you have central heat Well yeah I do have you beat there, yes, I have a furnace, so I stay warm. But not much warmer, Robin. I live at 66 degrees.
Starting point is 01:10:21 I don't like it too hot. That's where I'm comfortable, below 68. So it's not as warm as you might think it is, but it's definitely not 50s. I'll tell you that. Well, right now, and I've got the gas going in here, it is a toasty 63, but I promise you it will not be that by tomorrow morning. I can tell you, for years of fall, I play this game of how far into October can I make if I turn the heat on, and every year it gets progressively closer to being September in October, and the morning I wake up,
Starting point is 01:10:52 and then it's about 52 in the house, and my hands go numb, just walking around for two minutes, I say, fuck it, I turn the heat on. So I feel your pain when you say it's only 51 degrees some days in the studio. I don't know how you do without gloves. I've actually pondered getting some, like some of those little fingerless gloves,
Starting point is 01:11:10 but, you know, it always slips to my mind. Yeah, I play the opposite game. And that is, how far into May will I still be burning propane? I will not be burning. Really? I'll probably be done. End of March, being honest.
Starting point is 01:11:27 You'd probably be 60 here into merch. So I'll be safe or my house can warm up enough because I live in a Godforsaken trailer. And it has some benefits. It has some insulation. It doesn't get as cold as the older ones do. But it heats up real quick, too, unfortunately, because of insulation. So there you go. So I will swap my gas bill to a higher electricity bill.
Starting point is 01:11:49 Not as big, not as yours. Still pretty good. Yeah, there's a, yeah, there's a 20 a month in the summer. All kidding aside, there's a, there's about a two-month space in the spring and about a two-month space in autumn where we're neither running air conditioners nor burning propane. And, you know, that results in only like a $200 power bill. Okay, I have a silly question for you. I have one just by chance because the previous owner that I bought in place from did, he was an engineer, so he did some building engineer, not like building stuff, like he was a surveying engineer.
Starting point is 01:12:25 But anyway, he did some sort of work for this guy and this guy's property. And instead of cash payment, the guy had a solar panel he was getting rid of. The kick is this solar panel turns the sun into heat. So in the winter months, this is matter on my wall, I turn it on. And for three or four hours in the afternoon, I don't run my furnace because it keeps the house at about 70 itself. Oh, that's nice. I would be interested. You should look around and see if you can find something like that cheap and put them.
Starting point is 01:12:55 Even you can put it in the wall or put it, the ceiling might be tricky because of sealing up for leaks, but a wall where you get constant selling the afternoon. I bet it can make a difference, even in your downstairs, not necessarily the office, but I bet it can make a difference if you could find one. And they're, I mean, they don't need anything. Do me a favor.
Starting point is 01:13:12 Would you look on your office? yours and see if there's a brand name or a model number or something and send it along. I mean, I can't imagine it's honestly more than a few, it can't be more than five grand. It can't, and that was in the heyday of it. It has to be less than that. But, you know, I'll take up the pictures. It's got an inlet and an outlet in the house. And the first thing you hear, I open my bedroom door is the roaring fan on a cold winter's day
Starting point is 01:13:35 because the sun is pounding on it and it's putting out 90-degree heat. I kid you not. Well, you know, this studio is the way it is because it's, it's a little bit. It's basically a southern exposure, and, you know, we get up around 9,500 degrees in the summer here because of that. And there are just great big, humongous windows on either side, on either corner. So, I don't know. Okay, well, I'll take a couple snaps. It's always worth looking into it.
Starting point is 01:14:04 The worst you can say is, nope, can't do it, but at least it's another option. And I think it would make a difference in the wintertime. I really do. Maybe even the fall for you. That, well, and if it's. if it's of manageable expense, that would be a huge bonus. My place is 68 feet by, I think,
Starting point is 01:14:22 14 or 15 feet wide and 14 feet tall, and it heats that whole space other than my bedroom because the door closed pretty well. So, yeah, I will definitely look into it for you. Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Sure. Other than that, I really don't have anything too exciting other than I'm just trying to get through the night
Starting point is 01:14:39 and not murder anyone before I get on vacation. one vacation. Other than that, I'm okay. But I need vacation. Yeah, not murdering anybody is really the key to the benefits program, Jeremy. The last two weeks before vacation are a nightmare. I swear all of last year, even January has flown by for me.
Starting point is 01:14:57 I'm laughing every time you say it's been 100 days. It feels like it's been 10 to me. I don't know why. I've only been out slowly one time, but for somebody in this year it flew by for me. So I laugh at every time you say how long it is, but the last two weeks have lasted for six months. things that normally don't bother me have been pissing me off.
Starting point is 01:15:16 And of course, it's really neat because Valentine's Day falls exactly precisely between my birthday and Victoria's. So if I can get out of here and go to Parkersburg, then time will probably speed up a little bit as I try to figure out something to do for her around. Valentine's Day. So that helps. And then, well, her birthday, so that'll speed things along too.
Starting point is 01:15:57 Because I'm so done. I am so sad done. We're going to have to set you up for the GoFundMe so you can afford to buy a vehicle, a civilian vehicle called a ripsaw. You could drive it all year round and have no problem with snow or ice. It's basically
Starting point is 01:16:12 a civilian tank that can do, 80 miles an hour on anything. Oh, God. It's only about $120,000. I think we could get there in a couple years ago, Fund MAPE if we really push it. But don't they have a Maybach version for like 250K? I mean, I don't want to scrimp. You know, they might.
Starting point is 01:16:32 I think the 80,000 one was the cheap end. There is a more expensive one. I think it was like 700K. I think you're close. You're right. Yeah, I've seen a couple different models. The big one is about a million dollars. I mean, if it doesn't have what I,
Starting point is 01:16:43 If it doesn't have what I refer to in a vehicle as a hoo-hoo heater and a cooter cooler, I don't want it. Oh, it's enclosed. It's completely enclosed. It's glass-ins, so you get heat and everything else. There's a CD player, for God's sakes. So it's modernized. I mean, well, Bluetooth, whatever now. It's like a car just on tracks.
Starting point is 01:17:03 What a trip. Well, I did want to go back to, I wanted to go back to the post from Orange Julius Geezer, the slimy racist post Caroline real poo-poo leave it alone of course and that spawn she is carrying God knows what the filler may have done to it
Starting point is 01:17:26 never mind but she was raised she said oh find something to be really outraged about will you lugin pressa I mean it was a video that was based on the lion king and it was showing
Starting point is 01:17:45 Daddy as the king of the jungle, a male lion. They're so fucking stupid. There is probably nothing more worthless. I mean, granted, they're kind of
Starting point is 01:18:01 majestic, but they're worthless. There's nothing more worthless than a male lion because all it does is sit around fighting with the other male lions. and the female lions are the ones who are the really dangerous ones. But here we are.
Starting point is 01:18:23 But I mentioned Victoria. When we started seeing each other, we started comparing notes on, you know, what music do you like? What music do I like? And she is a huge white stripes fan. And as a consequence, I have become more conversant with the greater white stripes catalog. and as a side benefit, I've also become more familiar with what a really good progressive Jack White is. And he's a great writer, too. And so consequently, when this filthy bit of video came out, this still of Michelle and Barack as apes,
Starting point is 01:19:21 Jack White said this post would basically get anyone at any job fired immediately, except for arguably the most important position in the world. That's right. Trump is a racist, a rapist, a felon, a grifter, currently ordering the U.S. government to pay him $10 billion, simply because no one will stop him, and a full-on dementia sufferer. Well, Mr. White, I will call you Mr. White because I respect you.
Starting point is 01:19:46 I suggest you revisit the dementia claim because I'm a convert. it ain't dementia or maybe dementia is a part of it but it is not the primary part of it what he is is an old crankhead i mean i'm convinced after the the argument that i i shared the the substack article his behavior is the long-term effect of being deeply addicted to chemical stimulants like adderall which basically is you know, methamphetamine. And, you know, I'm willing to grant a little bit of leeway for the possibility that, yeah, yeah, there's some, because after all, the 80s was, he said to Howard Stern, his, the 80s were his, his sexual Vietnam. So, you know, he may have picked up a little case, and it's gone tertiary neurocithilis. But anyway, he said, And yet he has the power to send in Gestapo ice soldiers to kill our citizens,
Starting point is 01:21:06 and so much more, dangerously, has the nuclear codes and the ability to end humanity at any moment based on an egotistical whim. Hey, Jack, thanks for reminding. I needed a little extra angst this evening. How is it possible we've given this evil man so much power? Well, we didn't, but our most puissant dread sovereign Supreme Catholic majesties did. God, I wish I could get Jack White on the show. It would be such an honor.
Starting point is 01:21:31 The two-party system, the electoral college, the responsibility that the Internet has brought to humanity, and its direct conflict with truth and America's obsession with celebrity are all to blame, but the fact that we aren't stopping it is insanity. Arrest this man, impeach this man, 25th Amendment this man, indict this man, jail this man, this long-time friend of pedophile Epstein who appears 40,000 times in the files, this demolisher of the White House, demolisher of the Constitution, demolisher of the Bill of Rights, this demolisher of America, full stop. It's hard to believe the government does almost nothing about this lunacy,
Starting point is 01:22:12 and we all just have to sit back and watch as a people. And when he's finally gone, we'd better put into place new laws and regulations that don't allow anyone to find dangerous loopholes based solely on the assumption that our president has some sort of dignity and decency. Abolish these loopholes, abolish the electoral college, and if we had any sense, we would abolish the two-party system that George Washington advised us never to have,
Starting point is 01:22:36 that got us here in the first place and has failed not only Americans, but everyone else in the world, who is currently suffering from our policies and suffering from the whims of this sick, deranged man, who I will state again, has his tiny bruised fingers on the nuclear launch button. God damn, that's good.
Starting point is 01:22:57 I'm sorry, you were going to say something, Jeremy? Well, the producer of The Apprentice has said for almost a decade now, he's an anneral addict. It's ruined him. He said back in the 90s, in early 2000s, you know, in between takes of here fired, he was shitting his pants. He had someone wiping his ass then. Yeah, that's Noel Casler.
Starting point is 01:23:16 He was the first one to sound. the alarm. And we also have that show to, I think, largely thank for this. It propped up the myth that he was this genius business person because they gave him, you know, the stupid long tie. They put him in a chair, taller in us to make him look
Starting point is 01:23:32 like a special person. It was rigged. The whole fucking thing, he was all a stage show. I mean, I've known people other than Steve from New York who grew up to their whole lives. Actually, I know a couple that were on the first date of my Berkeley blade or not, so that's a weird thing too.
Starting point is 01:23:49 but I mean they're natives of Brooklyn, grew up there independently. And they said everyone they know from the boroughs in Europe for the post part, we know this, told the world, don't do this. He's a fucking moron. But no, you can't listen to them because TV told them something different, told them, oh, no, he's a genius. Because you only saw him in those edits in his best light, at his best angle, clearly speaking, not stammering, not looking at he's fucking high.
Starting point is 01:24:17 It's all the myth. I don't like the moonway. Just kidding. But it is a myth. A myth. Yes. Sorry. Yes.
Starting point is 01:24:25 We can't resist. Let Roger go so I can go back to what I was supposed to be doing. Well, absolutely. And Roger, before you jump in, a note from Reverbo, a hoo-hoo heater. Like I've always said, you can take the girl out of the eighth grade, but you can't take the eighth grade out of the girl. You're too much. And then as to Jack White, Reverbo says, humanity the way we know it. The
Starting point is 01:24:50 POTUS has nothing over the Tech Bro Billionaires. Please refer to my book recommendation. And it is called More Everything Forever by Adam Becker, published last year, about
Starting point is 01:25:09 just how fucked up the tech bro billionaires are and how they're fucking us over with AI, among other things. It's a great read. So again, the title, more everything forever by Adam Becker, B-E-C-K-E-R. That sounds like I need to read. And what, there was some sort of gross Peter Thiel sighting recently that made my skin crawl.
Starting point is 01:25:40 Did I save it? Maybe not there. Yeah, we are well past the halfway point of the program. And I wanted to, well, we are at 1025. We've got the, we've got Ralph's, is Sammy Bad Breath about to retire challenge on the table that would get us down to 975 if somebody will jump in with 25 bucks? So thanks for Alps and thanks in advance. And God, if we could just, well, knock out a day's funding or two, that would be magnificent. because like I said
Starting point is 01:26:22 just about all the funding for this program has gone to this burgeoning stack of propane canisters. Sorry it's that way but it's the only way for your humble oastus not to freeze to death. So there we are
Starting point is 01:26:39 and the PayPal buttons over at head on dot live and just a quick check of email Well, Jeremy pay attention to this. Jeremy's tax situation, this comes from Billable Rick, who is a real live, no-kitting tax lawyer. Jeremy should file an amended return for 2025, claiming a refund based on using itemized deductions for his medical expenses.
Starting point is 01:27:10 A taxpayer has three years from the return due date to file an amended return. So you may have a fight and chance at last year, too. and Emilio pointing out $20,000 in medical bills, the greatest country in the world on earth now today, forever in the universe under God, amen, God damn it! You got it, Aeelio. And Cynthia's notes, I can forgive, but I want all those maggots who are waking up to still face the music.
Starting point is 01:27:44 Real people are real dead, and they voted for it. They voted for people to die, and they can't claim they didn't know. Trump told us all what the fuck he was going to do, and he's doing it. To claim they didn't know is pure voter negligence, gross negligence, even, willful, wanton, and reckless. And if they knew and voted against immigration, and for eggs, then their immoral is all hell. Maybe it's about fucking time they grew up. And Darrell, in Houston notes, voting, the more the creature from the fascist lagoon rants against mail-in voting, the more everyone should believe it is the most secure and hardest.
Starting point is 01:28:19 commit fraud against. Damn, that is a hell of an observation, Daryl. Thank you for that. Lee noting, the stupid are always with us. Today's Trump voters probably had grandparents who bought snake oil to cure illness, avoid vaccinations for their children, but they mean well. Yeah, deservans got nothing to do with it, right? And by the way, she just checked the weather app and Ralphs tells you, Jeremy, you're going to start getting your snow around 11.30 p.m.
Starting point is 01:29:11 Emilio. Libtochris calls for the murder of Simba. They're just useless. I mean, they are. I mean, look at how the female lions treat them. Yeah, they're good enough to fuck once in a while, but after that, you know, don't feed them
Starting point is 01:29:30 and don't let them in the house. Randy Radar I believe the proper term is Ornery Old Coot It's time for Ornery Old Coot A little Ramam a ding-dong for you there Randy To brighten your Friday evening
Starting point is 01:29:57 Roger, what's up Oh let's get off the really bad shit For just a couple of minutes here I posted a couple of pictures In the Discord chat And in the regular horn chat I did a little bit of work the last couple of days. I've got most of my raised beds weeded out and dry it out for the planning season.
Starting point is 01:30:23 It's coming up. My wall thermometer that I have in the carp work is at a steady 70 degrees. And my solar array on the roof is putting out 3.35 kilowatt per hour. So, nice. You know, life is looking up there. I'm also going to slip in just a little bit of food porn here. Ooh, good a couple of pictures. Oh, damn, why won't it do that?
Starting point is 01:30:57 I may not post them. I'll get to them after I quit talking here. We had the, our somewhat family famous, grilled pork loin chops on a bed of sauerkraut with gravy. And I've got some pictures of my among the skillet with I had to do two loads of the pork loins and then the number of gravy. And, you know, it's German dinner, the loin chops,
Starting point is 01:31:27 bed of sauerkraut, mashed potatoes, gravy, and a salad. Unfortunately, none of the salad came out of my garden. What can you expect for? middle of February. But anyhow, I'd get to the heavy shit. This statue of Columbus that was headed toward the White House,
Starting point is 01:31:52 if you think about what Palombos did, and that was, he never set foot in North America. He did like little girls, somewhere around the age of 10 to 12, and he fucked everything he could find in the little girl number and then passed them on to his sailors and even brought a few up and back to Europe to be enjoyed in Europe. You mean trafficked him?
Starting point is 01:32:25 Oh yeah, yeah. Well, actually, he just kind of put him on the ship and made him scholarly maids or something of that sort. But the fact is that, Johnny clearly can't put up a statue of Epstein on the White House grounds because that would just be a little bit too blatant. So I guess the next best thing is to grab a statue that got dumped into the Baltimore Harbor or Boston Harbor, one or the other. and some friendly Italian-threatful philanthropist managed to dredge it back up out of the harbor and it cost several million dollars.
Starting point is 01:33:12 But the people that threw in the harbor didn't charge to throw it to harbor, but he ended up having to pay to get it out of the harbor and get it refurbished so that Donnie could plant his Epstein surrogate on the White House lawn. Anyhow, that was one of my notes. The other one
Starting point is 01:33:37 is a take on these immigration sweeps. We all know that Donnie is seriously interested in rigging the 2026 election no matter how he can do it. Now, if you look at the number
Starting point is 01:33:56 of illegal immigrants or I'm sorry undocumented immigrants in Wisconsin I've heard numbers anywhere between 100 and 200,000 but then you look at what happened in the last census where California lost some population and Texas gained population and everybody is counted in a census whether they're citizens or not now if he can reduce the population of blue states by removing people, whether they be documented or undocumented, whatever. If you can get rid of people, he can then get more house seats in red states. And if you look at Texas and Florida, between the two of those states, they've got some
Starting point is 01:34:53 to five million documented residents. So simply by removing undocumented residents from blue states, we can shift the electoral college vote to Republicans favor. Every time and now that we've got this mid mid census redistricting going on, he can definitely shift the electoral college. So to me, this whole immigration thing is another part of the election fraud.
Starting point is 01:35:36 Am I crazy or is it making sense? No, keep going. You're okay. Well, that's sort of it for the immigration number. And then the other one, I've come across a, and this is via John Blue Dot, Texas stuff, a Rockaway Prime Time Reporting website. It seemed to be fairly accurate from what I can figure out. But there was an article there about Trump demanding that Penn Station and Dulles Airport. Yes.
Starting point is 01:36:15 be renamed for him, or he will not approve $16 billion in funding for the infrastructure improvements that has been approved for those utilities. Doesn't that seem like extortion? Same? Well, I'm just looking at high crimes and misdemeanors. and it would seem extortion fits into the high crimes of misdemeanors. Well, he was impeached once for the same damn behavior with regard to Ukraine. But, you know, Moscow Mitch McConnell let him walk and then let him walk again when he had it.
Starting point is 01:37:10 That'll be chiseled on Moscow Mitch's tombstone if there's any justice in life, namely or in death. that we do not we don't have to remove him from the presidency after all he'll be gone fairly soon and he can always be
Starting point is 01:37:28 criminally charged by the way speaking of the turtle has anybody gotten any updates on his condition since he was rushed to the hospital not a peep honestly I didn't know he was rushed to the hospital
Starting point is 01:37:44 he was taken to the hospital because of flu-like symptoms did he hit the COVID lottery and contract COVID I'm just asking questions I don't know but I know he was taken to the hospital for flu-like symptoms and what he's 87 or something yeah he's probably on the way out the door like symptoms at 80 is no laughing matter no they aren't and neither is pneumonia and of course he recovered from polio
Starting point is 01:38:31 but polio does lasting damage only all about it i had polio in 1953 and still have problems i know that's why i mentioned hey now here's another one apparently and this is document
Starting point is 01:38:50 at several other places, that Epstein and Putin have a very close relationship. And it is suspected that there are some videotapes of prominent people that Epstein has provided to Putin. And of course, we know that the Ukraine just did a test and provided some fake intestine. to the United States, and they wanted to see how fast it got to Putin, and it traveled slightly under the speed of light, but a little bit faster than the speed of sound. It brings me to question the meetings that Trump has had with Putin where no US people were in the room. Trump had absolutely private meetings with Putin. A big one that comes to mind is in Helsinki.
Starting point is 01:40:02 I think it was in his first term. Yes, in Helsinki when an American translator was not allowed to be in the room. Correct. So it was a one-on-one, well, one-on-one for the U.S., and God knows how many on the Russian side. I'm just wondering if the reason that he forbid any U.S. representative to accompany him into that room was because he knew full well that videotapes or other documentation that Putin has holding over his head was going to be on him and that he knew he was compromised. He knew he was going to be had, and he was going to be getting marching orders, so to speak,
Starting point is 01:41:07 from Putin at that meeting, and he wanted to make sure there was no way for anybody to get it out and to common knowledge that he truly is 100% compromised by his involvement with his sexual appetite. Can I translate there, or can I add to that, please, Roger? Go for it. The prophet Bill Hicks, Peace Be Upon Him, has this bit from way back when, late 80s, not early 90s. where he says that every new American president is taken into a room and shown the Kennedy assassination,
Starting point is 01:41:57 and at some point the new president says, wait a minute, that's not the Zepruder film. And the CIA guys around him say, exactly, and the new president says, where do I sign? Based on, you know, when you talk about Helsinki, something along the same lines occurs to me. Again, no American translator was allowed in the room with him and Pouti. so that means that whoever the russian translator was didn't even have to be a translator from the foreign ministry okay and russians the russians have all gone back to the soviet days have always been you know see the see the series the americans that our dear friend dan fisher worked on i keep trying to convince victoria that we need to put that on the list of watch next but you know they trained they trained
Starting point is 01:42:55 spies to be absolutely fluent in American English, culturally fluent, linguistically fluent, socially fluent, everything. So who's to say that, given the fact that Poo-D. Spook himself, who's to say that the translator wasn't a spook too? Which means that if a spook, well, they could be true. trusted to keep their mouth shut. So they close the door. The translator
Starting point is 01:43:30 is there. And Pouti says, roll that beautiful bean footage. And the video comes on, and lo and behold, Trump watches a younger version of himself fucking young girls and young boys.
Starting point is 01:43:50 From his days in St. Petersburg at the Miss Universe pageant. When you mentioned Putin, it always brings to memory real quick the guy who was tasked with when people was still around Putin was man of the year in the 26th election
Starting point is 01:44:05 he went in to take his picture and he says a long story happens Putin comes in the room he tells all of his guards and stuff to leave in Russian then he looks at the Times for a guy from people and says let's do this
Starting point is 01:44:20 in English like an American Putin can speak perfect English he's a fucking spy he just speaks in an accident to hide it He can speak it as flu as you and I can. He could pass for an American if he didn't know his picture. Wouldn't surprise me in the least. But does Nitwit Niro know that that footage exists?
Starting point is 01:44:46 I'm absolutely convinced he does. And he's not that. And given the way that the maggots initially responded to the, of the Epstein files back when they thought it was just chock a block with Democrats. Well, he can't be entirely certain that they wouldn't turn on him if there was video out there of him fucking a little boy and little girls. And I don't mean, I mean little boys and little girls. Not, you know, we're not, we're not in Megan Kelly territory.
Starting point is 01:45:30 Oh, he likes 15-year-olds. But speaking of girls that age, And by the way, don't let me forget, Roger, I have a gardening question for you. The All-American halftime show that Sinclair is going to air in direct competition with its own affiliates running the Super Bowl on Sunday? Yeah, it's got a couple of problems. First of all, problem number one, problem number one. is a 25-year-old really bad song by Robert Ritchie, aka Kid Rock called Cool Daddy Cool.
Starting point is 01:46:20 Came out in 2001, long before he was ever a maggot. And I'm simply going to read the lyrics here. Cool Daddy Cool. with Joe C. See me cruising in my caddy. Hose they like to call me daddy. Cool when I'm styling, just rolling on my island. Now, just in case I pack heat,
Starting point is 01:46:58 keep a case of brew in my back seat, got a pocket full of cash Hey got a fatty in my ash tray Macin to this fat beat Base pushing through my back seat You know I got that gangsta lean Hose they all adore me I stop and they all swarm me
Starting point is 01:47:32 Nobody's ever swarmed him in his life. To check out all my fly gold rings, they treat me like the mayor, because I'm the biggest player. Okay, that's gross and not particularly talented, and I don't think, I don't think T.S. Eliot has any real competition coming from Kid Rock. But then it gets problematic,
Starting point is 01:48:01 as if that part wasn't. Now, some people say my mind's blown. I'm cooling like a snow cone. On my cell phone, I'm paid, G, can't call me, just page me. Young ladies, young ladies, I like them under age. Some say that's statutory, but I say it's mandatory. My story ain't that complex, two-forties and a Rolex. I rip, I rock, I roll, G, I trim my hair with the flow bee.
Starting point is 01:48:52 You know, I've had to bring in extra moistureizer simply because the bleach showers are playing hell with my skin and my scalp. Let's see, young ladies, young ladies, I like them under edge. Some say that's statutory, but I say it's mandatory. No wonder, NITLITNELOW loves him. But that's not where the problems end. Because, well, he was on Saturday Night Live in April 2001, and in his monologue, he said,
Starting point is 01:49:38 Speaking of the Olson twins! Why is every guy in America waiting for these chicks to turn 18? I mean, you know what I'm saying? If there's grass on the field, play ball. And yes, that's the headliner for Christian
Starting point is 01:49:59 Turning Point USA's halftime show. Jesus fucking Christ. Nobody's surprised, but Jesus fucking Christ. Nobody's surprised, but I'm disgusted. Oh, and Roger, my gardening question.
Starting point is 01:50:19 So, last year, I talked about, and I've talked about it for a lot of years, I really, really, really want to enjoy, say, come late spring. A German dish that I've not had since I was in Germany. Jesus, more than a dozen years ago. It's served over warm-boiled eggs and warm, peeled, boiled potatoes, and it's called Frankfurta Grunzosa. And it's made up of a bunch of herbs that you just generally don't find around here. So last summer, it was too late.
Starting point is 01:51:04 Last summer, I bought all the seeds for those herbs. When should I think about planting them? Roger. A bigger condition is where? Are you planning on starting an indoors or do you want to direct seed them outdoors? Well, that's the thing.
Starting point is 01:51:27 I've got a basement. It's a cold basement. But I was thinking maybe get some grow lights and, you know, a little terrarium or whatever and start them there. And then once it warms up, I can take them outside and put them in a sunny
Starting point is 01:51:44 spot. Okay. The first first thing to do is think about, well, the story was based on a tomato plant that kept coming back and coming back out of the crack and some cement. And when you realize about underneath cement, the cement warms up in the day, keeps the soil warm at night, prevents evaporation. If you take a seed and put it into ground outside, the soil gets warm and cold, warm and cold day and night and it dries out and then you water and it dries out and you water it think about that tomato seed in the crack you want to go down to the local store i you know your whatever eat seed and hay uh gardening center kind of place and get something called a heat mat
Starting point is 01:52:43 and they come in various sizes i'm familiar the small The small ones, take two of those plastic trays. The one in my have in my greenhouse, I can put four trays onto it. And mix up your, I would suggest you buy a bag of commercial potting soil and some of those little six-packs that vegetables come in when you go to the farmer's market to buy vegetables or the growth store to when you buy
Starting point is 01:53:15 your six-pack and let it start. that kind of thing. Some sterilized, and this is why I say commercial, because it's kind of hard to make your own potting soil and sterilize it. But anyhow, buy a bag of potting soil, not seeding
Starting point is 01:53:31 mix, because seeding mix doesn't have any nutruments in it at all. Potting soil. And plant the seeds, you know, a quarter inch down, or actually you want to plant a seed about twice its diameter under the soil. And,
Starting point is 01:53:46 then get a dome to put over it. At the beginning, you can just put saran wrap over it. Water, put it on the heat map, put that saran wrap over the top of it, where you have a consistent soil temperature about 20 degrees above ambient temperature is what they generally do. So if you're inside your cold house because you run out of propane, the seeds are still going to be at 70 degrees, which is a good seed starting temperature. You don't need to worry about lights until the seeds actually sprout. And then you want to place the seeds as close under those lights as you can get. Because the light intensity decreases as a squaring function.
Starting point is 01:54:42 So if your lights are two inches above and you get a certain amount of light looking at four inches above you get a quarter of the light and that's just the squaring principle so the lights in my little greenhouse I have my lights on chains and so I can lower them down to right on top of them and as the plants grow up and almost touch the lights I can move them up inch by inch by inch by inch and this will keep them from getting spindly and all that kind of stuff and And then if you've started them too soon, like I tend to do with my tomatoes, I'll pop them out of those little six-packs and either put them into jumbo six-packs or we'll immediately put them into four-inch pots. And then put those four-inch pots back on the mat and again, adjust my lights for height.
Starting point is 01:55:39 And if I'm still way too early, then I'll transplant them into gallon pots. these are tomatoes and plant bury them as deep as I can because tomatoes are really neat because I'll send out roots off the stem the whole way up and that way when I plant them I can dig a really deep hole and have the roots growing out instead of just out like two inches down and spreading out they're actually spreading out from like a foot down in the dirt and here with our hot summers this gives the plants the ability to to be getting water from a lot deeper down in the dirt. So the watering isn't as critical in hot days because the root system is a whole lot deeper. Now for all my herbs that I do, I do not plant them out in my regular garden. I always plant them in some black pots.
Starting point is 01:56:37 And I have a bench with a mesh top where I take those herb pots, which the smallest I would ever use is a gallon pot for things like thyme or rosemary. Some of the other ones I'll put in like the two gallon or five gallon pots and put them on that bench, which has 100% southern exposure. And I water a little bit every day. I try to keep a consistent water in the pot, consistent moisture, not soak them and then let them dry out for three days and then soak them again. because here if you do that, the dirt starts shrinking in on the pot and you go to water it
Starting point is 01:57:20 and the water just runs down the side of the dirt and out the holes at the bottom and it really doesn't get the dirt in the root zone where it's really needed. So start your seeds indoors on a heat mat with grow lights if you don't have them in a nice sunny window. and it's convenient, although I don't like the price here of the clear plastic terrarian tops. You could do that, but since I'm inside the greenhouse, I rarely use the terrarian tops after they've broken the surface. I'll put one on when they're still sitting there, and then once they sprout, I'll take the saran wrap off and just make sure I missed them a couple of times.
Starting point is 01:58:09 times a day inside the greenhouse. Okay, that's manageable. Yeah, that's manageable. That helps a lot. God, I would love nothing. And my next problem after that will be coming up with Gvark, which is like. Unfamiliar with it. It's not sour cream and it's not crem fresh.
Starting point is 01:58:33 It's quark. It's almost like a, it's almost like a tart, tangy, cheese. And that's the cream base for Frankfurt Herglenzosa. All right, now I got one for you. How long after smoking? I know when I smoked it, the sharp cheddar,
Starting point is 01:59:03 I wrapped it in parts of paper, put it in the fridge for 24 hours, then I moved it to Vaxil Bags. How long should I leave it into Vaxial bags? before it's theoretically appropriately aged with the smoke flavor. How many how should I leave it? I think you want to eyeball it, Roger, and see, because, you know, the smoke doesn't penetrate that far into the cheese.
Starting point is 01:59:34 And since... That's why the waiting time in the back seal day to give it time to distribute it. And you want to see, like I said, it's an eyeball thing, and you want to see the color development, and you want to see, because like if you have a piece of, if you've ever even gone this far with it,
Starting point is 01:59:53 if you've got a piece of like Smoke Gouda or Smoke Monsorella, you know, that exterior rind will be tougher and chewier than the cheese inside. So you want to watch that, you want to watch that rind develop. And you might even want to watch, you might want to do, you might want to take that further
Starting point is 02:00:13 because nothing's going to happen after you vac seal it. Well, but the smoke flavor is supposed to penetrate. Yeah, it'll penetrate, but like rind development or anything like that is probably going to stop. Well, I think this Sunday, I'm going to do an experiment with a few folks that I'm going to be meeting up with in Portland.
Starting point is 02:00:44 Uh-huh. And because I've vacilled these on the 16th of January. Oh, yeah, it'll be ready to try. It's been about three weeks. And I've got cheddar, Gouda, Arnishon, Swiss, Vengego. So. Oh, that'll all be good. I'm not going to take them all because, you know,
Starting point is 02:01:15 I'm already taking up my stuffed peppers. Okay, that was the next thing I had to bring up because you had a direct request from Brother Dekinaeza. Tell Roger not to forget his loaded chili peppers on Sunday. The question is, if he's willing to wrap him and bacon, I'll even bring some bacon. But right now, they're just plain stuffed peppers. I don't think there's going to be any fisticuffs. Anyhow, yeah, my wife keeps reminding me to make sure that I get the peppers out of both freezers because I've got peppers stored all over the goddamn place.
Starting point is 02:01:55 Which reminds me, I'll grab them tomorrow. Which reminds me, I've got to come up with something because I'm going to be driving, trying to drive on Sunday to get to Victoria's. I'd like to be leaving tomorrow, but that ain't happening. Last year I made, oh, God, what all. I think I made her sausage balls. She'll be happy if I make sausage balls. but I like to make something a little bit fancy.
Starting point is 02:02:21 Last year I made sausage balls and that beautiful Wisconsin beer cheese soup. Oh, it was rich in heavenly. Oh, God, it was so good. And I'm trying to think of some... I need to come up with something new, something surprising and delicious. Well, I just bring...
Starting point is 02:02:48 my stuffed peppers and this year I'm going to add this smoke cheese to it but Chris is the one that that kind of puts on the spread and he's the one that has the ideas for all the other shit so you might want to talk to him about what he did and what the main dishes were and all the rest of that and since I see Steve here because I see Steve here I want to give a shout to him and tell him that I am going to be at the same motel and showing up Saturday afternoon.
Starting point is 02:03:21 So we have dinner together. Yeah. Roger, I had to postpone. I, um, I have to, I have to, yeah, I know. I have some meetings coming up with some employers in Ohio next week. And I had to, I had to get there for that.
Starting point is 02:03:37 Believe me, I was ready to buy my ticket on, on last week. And then when I had these things get scheduled, it, I was, I was heartbroken. I've talked to Chris about it a little bit. Yeah. I had my brother-in-law here for the last couple of days, and he's always invited me to stay at his house up in Vancouver, Washington.
Starting point is 02:03:58 And I tell him, nah, I'm not going to do it, because I've got to stay in the motel down there in Oregon in Portland so that I can meet up with Steve and anybody else that's showing up at the motel. But what the hell? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. It's better off me spending the money at the motel that it is, with him. Yeah, I really apologize. I was
Starting point is 02:04:20 ready to buy the ticket. And because of this move to Ohio, that has to take priority over basically my, everything in my life right now. So, I'll get there. I promise that we'll get there. For next year. Yep. And that's for the Super Bowl. I still intend on getting there just to see Chris and to spend some time exploring Oregon.
Starting point is 02:04:54 And I'm sitting here going, oh, I want to be there. You can come, Rex, man. Come in the summer. Do a road trip with Victoria. Oh, God, wouldn't that be a blast? You can stop in New Mexico. It really, it really is time we do something like that. and look for a series of king tides and plan your trip around the king tides. King tides.
Starting point is 02:05:29 What the hell's the king tides? King tides, super high tides. Oh, okay. Upo Bay and... What is that? Well, they come and go. I checked a calendar. We just had a bunch of them in December.
Starting point is 02:05:45 it's you know I think don't the whales migrate in places well there's whales back and forth all the time but there are migration periods
Starting point is 02:05:57 the king tides is when you I think it's Depot Bay or is it Yajas I forget no it's not Yajas any other to town you're right you're right 101 goes up and the ocean
Starting point is 02:06:13 is on the left side of 101 with a big sea wall and there are stores on the other side of the street. And when you're parked on, if you park your car on the store side of the street, it probably won't get wet. But if you park your car on the ocean side of the street, when the waves come in and crash against the seawall, they come up and over and rain about halfway across the highway. Yeah, I have seen that.
Starting point is 02:06:42 It's an amazing site to be. at that time. Roxanne, do you like saltwater taffy? Yeah. Yeah, that we got the best saltwater taffy. Hmm. San Francisco's pretty good, though. And I also want to get up that way and try gooey duck.
Starting point is 02:07:03 Oh, yeah, yeah, yes. Okay, yeah. I remember why. You know, razor clams. Yeah, yes. Oh, yes, razor clams. Definitely razor clams. Razor clams are awesome.
Starting point is 02:07:18 Uh-huh. What do you, what do you, how do you serve them? I mean, can you treat them just like make a clam sauce like you would put over Linguini or something like that? Probably. You just, you, they'd just be more, more volume. I had fried razor clams. I've had fried razor clams before. And I had razor clam like a razor clam tuna salad once.
Starting point is 02:07:42 Oh, that was delicious. Ooh. Ooh. Wow. That was good stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I still remember
Starting point is 02:07:49 This is anti-food porn along the lines of what day number 11 was talking about a few nights ago. But the sickest I've ever been was the night that Gone but Not Forgotten, Bob Lottie took me to Kellys in Boston. They're famous for their roast beef sandwiches and their fried clams. And I don't know what it was, but dear Jesus, I thought I was going to, die that night. Uh-oh. Oh, I've never been sicker in my life.
Starting point is 02:08:23 I guess I just got some bad clams. But God, I love clams. And I had to speak at Harvard the next day, no less. Oh, God. I spent the entire night on the cool tile of the bathroom floor because I didn't dare leave the room. It was bad. Praying to the porcelain, God.
Starting point is 02:08:50 Oh, yeah, I thought I saw a couple of toenails in there. It got so bad. Yeah, it was gross. So we'll forget that part. But thank you, Roger, for the help, because I'm really looking forward to trying to, like I said, I've got all the seeds, and this seems like the time to start getting ready. And if I've got those things growing by, say, mid-May, I can harvest. them and mix them with the whatever I come up with to substitute for Clark and boil my potatoes and boil my eggs and I will be a very happy lady.
Starting point is 02:09:33 Here's another little tip. I'm sure you've got some Ziploc bags and some saucers and some paper towel. Damping some paper towel. Fold it up so you can refold here. But dampen some paper towel. open it up and sprinkle 8, 10, 12 seeds, however many you think you want. On that paper towel, hold it over, put it in a Ziploc bag, and seal the Ziploc bag, and set those in a warm place.
Starting point is 02:10:08 And then after three or four days, you take it out of the Ziploc bag, look at it, and if they started to sprout, then plant the sprouted seed with the sprout down in your little six-pack. Or sprout your seed before you put it in the dirt. A couple of reasons for that. One of them is you know you've got a proper plant in every cell. You know, it's one seed per cell kind of thing. Basil seeds are incredibly small.
Starting point is 02:10:39 So it requires a pair of tweezers to do the move. Mato seeds are a little bit bigger. And I take a hemistap to move them. those around. But particularly if they're a little bit difficult to sprout seeds that really need a constant temperature and that kind of thing, if you put them in that paper towel, the saucer and in a warm room in your house, again, 70 degrees is optimal, but a lot of them will sprout at 60, between 60 and 80. But then you know you've got a good seed in each cell. And you get a higher.
Starting point is 02:11:20 That sounds like a great idea. I think I get a higher rate of germination in it. When I put my beans in, if I just take the beans out and put them in the rather cool soil out in the garden, I don't get nearly the sprouting rate that I get if I sprout them in the house and then take them out and put them in the dirt. because they've already started to grow, and they'll continue to grow even though it's slow. If I put a bean in right next to it,
Starting point is 02:11:59 other bean only have about 50-50 chance because it may just decide to sit there and rot instead of sprouting. Once they've sprouted, it can withstand cooler soil than it takes to get a good germinate. Well, and by the way, going all the way back to when you raised those ancient, squash seeds I know you're
Starting point is 02:12:23 you have a delightful curiosity with the plant kingdom I would love it I would love to see sometime if you can manage it
Starting point is 02:12:35 and I don't mean you I don't mean you I mean if the surroundings and the circumstances and you may already be familiar with these there's a teeny tiny little chili pepper uh
Starting point is 02:12:47 capsic Secom, anuum, anuum, varietal glabrisculum, and it's called the chiltapine, or the bird pepper. And they're tiny, they're teeny little peppers about the size of bea's. And fuck, they're hot. I mean, you can crumble up a couple of dried ones in a pot of chili and make it too hot for some people to eat. And I've tried a couple of times in the past, and I could never get them past the sprout stage. but they're drought resistant and they're also considered to be the ancestor of most of the domesticated peppers out there. And the cool thing is, is it grows up like a bush and it's a perennial if you can just keep it, you know, keep,
Starting point is 02:13:49 it alive during the winter months. It likes full sun or partial shade. Once it's established, it's drought tolerant. It just doesn't like the cold. Virtually all your peppers are perennials under the right conditions. Bird peppers. Depesium and umavara. We have a little with that. wildfire, hot peppers native the Americas, highly priced for intense smoke and citrus flavor, 50,000 to 100,000 scobles that are used in
Starting point is 02:14:31 salsa soups and pickles. I could try a couple of those in a pot and see what happens. They're rich in vitamins A and C. Oh, I think you'd be thrilled if you can have success with them. One of my problems with my Ahi Amarios is there's such a long
Starting point is 02:14:53 season pepper, which I'm sure got bred into them because they're growing in the equatorial areas of Peru. I have a hard time getting them to ripen. Start them as early as I can when I get back from the Super Bowl is when I'm going to start a seed starting. And I grew them in pots, big, I don't know, maybe 20-gallon pots or something. And I put them out in the garden during the entire summer. But I'd only gotten one or two peppers per plant. And then as the evening started cooling off and the day started getting shorter in October,
Starting point is 02:15:33 I moved them into the greenhouse and kept watering them and got a whole lot more to ripen in the greenhouse. But this is, you know, seeds started in mid-February. Optimum growing, you know, in pots, in the greenhouse before they got transplanted, not transplanted, but moved out into the garden and then grew in the full sun out in the garden area. And then I had to bring them back into the greenhouse to get my good harvest in late October, early November. So that's February or November. Let's see, November, December, January, February. That's a little over eight months to get them to go.
Starting point is 02:16:13 These look like a smaller bush variety. And, come on, open up. smaller bush and pretty prolific if I can get them. And yeah, they are small. Yeah, the fruits are, like I said, about the size of a BB. I just read something here that says they can be difficult to germinate, but it helps to soak them overnight in vinegar or lemon juice. Oh, that's a possibility, but here it shows it's a little bit bigger than a BB.
Starting point is 02:16:53 Good thing I'm not just on my phone, that I'm actually on my computer. That shows an index finger behind one. I wonder where I can get them. Here's several places. Purpee even sells them. I'll look for some seeds. I've got a couple of good local sources. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 02:17:32 As a matter of fact, one of the ones. One of your relatives does peppers in greenhousing. At last year's Super Bowl party, I'd have to look at the phone to find it. But there was a fellow there, and we got to talking about growing stuff. I talked about my little garden when I used to have it and what I did in growing. And then he talked a little bit about what he was growing. And it turns out he's got greenhouses and all rest of that. shit and sells at farmers markets and local stores and told me the name brand of his
Starting point is 02:18:18 distribution network. Oh, I don't know whether it was a cousin or a brother-in-law or some kind of shirt-tail relation to Chris. I'll put that on my agenda to talk to Chris. Oh, and one other thing, a few days ago, you made a comment about something you wanted to send to Tristan. What was that? Remember? Oh, my homemade barbecue hot swall. Oh, I can't really help out with that. Oh, the other thing I'm going to bring to the Super Bowl party is a jar of just plain canned.
Starting point is 02:19:10 steelhead and my hoo and then I'm going to bring a couple of jars of what
Starting point is 02:19:21 Tristan asked me to bring up and I might bring an extra one to put out with some crackers of the Ahiyamario
Starting point is 02:19:29 tuna Oh lovely Oh, that'll be heavenly How much am I going to owe you for that, Roger? It's $10 a jar.
Starting point is 02:19:43 Okay. That's easy enough. By the way, Roger, you triggered a memory for Jude. And I love how the synergism works and the kismet and the serendipity. Just thought of the horn and tuned in. Jude says, do you remember my calling in offering when a king tide surrounded my home on the inner waters of our Puget, It was the Monday after the little children were slaughtered at Sandy Hook. 23 feet from that front door was the bulkhead, looking down the beach was about eight feet below.
Starting point is 02:20:23 My small home was surrounded and being flooded by water, front and back in a matter of instance. I made it out, so yes, Roger, it's worth experiencing a king tide, surreal and profoundly serious. Signed warmly. Jude. Thank you, Jude. I do remember that. call. It's funny how I do it's funny how you know I just tuck things away in my memory until until that memory is triggered again and you just did Jude. I just did a little quick research
Starting point is 02:20:52 on the king tide. Realistically they come in November, December, and January. Wow. Okay. And it has to do with sun moon alignment. In other words, if both the sun and the moon are on the same side of the earth, that's when they hit. I thought there were some spring high tides, too. But now that I don't live that close to the ocean, I'm not so attuned into the when to go clamming and things like that. And by the way, razor clams, I don't care how you cook them. They're good.
Starting point is 02:21:48 No, it sounds like this. But God, in a classic Italian clam sauce over-lingual, any, oh. See, I used to live, well, if I was on a roof of my bar and I could see the horizon of the ocean. I couldn't see the beach, but I could see the horizon. And there were days that I'd just wake up and at the tide table, oh, it's a minus point two, minus point seven, something like that. I'd just throw the shovel in the truck and drive down and go out on the beach and give myself some clams and come home and have fried clams. for dinner because it was easy to do.
Starting point is 02:22:34 Oh, that would be so cool. But then I could go up to Prindad and walk out to the end of the pier where it said only commercial fishermen pass this point and ignore the sign and walk out to the end of the pier behind the shack and kind of hide myself and catch rockfish off the end of the pier. I'm home and make Saivi. Oh God, you're killing me now. I'm thinking... Well, I didn't make the Saivici.
Starting point is 02:23:06 my wife made the savagic Oh, and from Gino out in Utah Razor Clams In southern Spain, razor clams Navajas are quickly cooked in a pan with a good glug of strong olive oil, a little dry sherry
Starting point is 02:23:22 and a large handful of minced garlic Yum! Oh, oh, that would be Well, at present the plan is for me to grill up a couple of Rubens after the program so it won't suck, but it'd be better with your sourcrow, Roger.
Starting point is 02:23:41 Oh, I'm not. Didn't I send you some one time? Yes, you did. That's how I know. God. All this talk about shellfish is disappointing Jesus. He's just around the corner. Remember that. Yeah, he's picking up falafel. Don't forget to Satsiki, Jesus.
Starting point is 02:24:07 Oh, and by the way, Tamara, back when I was reading those, those scintillating lyrics by that that amazing songsmith Robert Ritchie who is neither a kid nor a rock and yet somehow maggots figure out how to use his preferred name Tamara simply said
Starting point is 02:24:30 I've never listened to Mr. Rock that is disgusting yeah Tamara because they all are Turns out the Secretary of the Navy was on a flight from London, on Epstein Air, on the Lolita Express, from London to New York in 2006. Uh-huh. Yeah, Navy Secretary John Phelan.
Starting point is 02:25:00 And, well, he was on the same, he was on the flight along with Jeffrey Epstein and none other than Jean-Lute Brunel. Brunel... Don't forget. Those who quickly... Yes? Those who quickly came to the defense of Bill Gates. The reason Belinda divorced him
Starting point is 02:25:27 was because the accusations of him having an STD caught from a young hooker or someone he forced to have sex with him. It's in their divorce papers. And it's also in the Epstein files where he tried to get Jeffrey Epstein to give him antibiotics, that he can...
Starting point is 02:25:44 spike her drinks with. Yeah. Exactly. But no, there's more to this story. Grounds for divorce. I'd say so. There's more to this, though. Because Phelan was on the flight at the invitation
Starting point is 02:26:00 of Bear Stearn's CEO, Jimmy Kane. And Phelan says, I don't know it was Jeffrey Epstein's plane, but he was also on the plane not only with Epstein, but again, with Jean-Duc, And, you know, as time passes and more of this shit comes out, this disgusting, vulgar, filthy, fucking, obscene, goddamn... Ah, breathe, Roxanne. Jean-Luc Brunel was a model scout and owned a modeling agency.
Starting point is 02:26:40 Epstein was deeply invested in it. and then Brunel got busted for sex trafficking in France, and in 2022, maybe they might want to look at this again. In 2022, Ahem killed himself, ahem, in prison. Oh, and teeny tiny peppers, Sylvie says, My mama had those in her garden. One time when one of my uncles came over to visit, he saw them and asked about them. They're hot peppers, she told him.
Starting point is 02:27:15 Hot, he said, ha, I love hot peppers. Before Mama could stop him, he grabbed a small handful, maybe eight or ten of them, and popped them into his mouth. He ate three loaves of bread to put the fire out, taught him a lesson. Probably he had homework four to six hours later. Blazing, flaming homework. Yeah. I've eaten one of them on a dare from a guy that I used to work with at CNN eons ago. They're hot, but, oh, God, I loved them back then.
Starting point is 02:27:46 and going all the way back to the illness of Moscow Mitch Sylvie added the Itch McConnell in hospital aw nothing trivial I hope if he's at death's door I do hope they pull him through that one's all yours Sylvie yeah ding it ding it ding it but I wanted to address
Starting point is 02:28:14 I wanted to address this evening's password if I may The password, of course, was blob. And blob is the term that's being used to describe someone wearing orange who appears only as a blur in a photograph from the Metropolitan Correctional Center the night that Jeffrey Epstein dies. Take it for what it's worth because it is from the New York Post. The FBI initially believed a mystery orange shape spotted near Jeffrey Epstein's jail cell the night before he died was possibly an inmate, according to newly released records. And this story was published today. The feds offered up the description as they reviewed surveillance video from inside the Metropolitan Correctional Center
Starting point is 02:29:25 in the hours before the convicted pedophile was found hanged in his cell in the early hours of August 10th, The logs which were included in the latest trove of Epstein files released by the Justice Department specifically noted that a flash of orange could be seen heading up a stairwell close to Epstein's cell at 1039 p.m. the night before his death. Others go on to refer to it as, well, a flash of orange looks to be going up the L-tier stairs, could possibly be an inmate escorted up to that tier. Sure. A separate review of the footage by the Office of Inspector General also noted the orange object,
Starting point is 02:30:10 but those investigators said inmates were on lockdown at the time, adding that it was possibly someone is carrying inmate linen or bedding up the stairs. And the analysis was not included in the final report from 2023. Instead, the review into Epstein's death said the orange blob seen on the surveillance video was an unidentified corrections officer. In orange?
Starting point is 02:30:40 In orange, yes. Oh, I think so. And again, again, I go back to the conversation I had two nights ago with David. There's only one person who had the kind of power to order that hit. And Bill Barr.
Starting point is 02:31:01 And that's Bill Barr. Bill Barr definitely is a blob No doubt about that too Oh And then you know what Robin To throw the cherry on top It's also come out this week
Starting point is 02:31:15 That BB Netanyahu is in the Epstein files Oh Jesus I thought everybody already knew that Yeah BB's in there So the next question would be Roxanne Were there Inmates you could look at the law you know, the records, and see if there were any early releases for any inmates.
Starting point is 02:31:41 Well, that's the thing. The logs are woefully unhelpful, and one cannot help but wonder why. Right. Someone who's worked in a correctional facility before, people's movements are tracked by the second. So not knowing who this is is a big tell to me. Yeah, because people don't just want to be. around. It's a prison. No, you just do not go to a hall pass. You don't get a hall pass.
Starting point is 02:32:17 Yeah. I find it very suspect that that staircase didn't have a camera in it that saw the person coming up or going down one of the flights of stairs. That's bullshit too. I would think so. And interestingly, there's another bit of a revelation. The guy who was his cellmate. a convicted murderer. Uh-huh. Well, he was facing charges at the time. At the time, Nicholas Tartellione was a former cop, and he was charged with murdering for people when a drug deal went bad. And he has said he thinks that Epstein was left unprotected on purpose,
Starting point is 02:33:13 and that he was, quote, deliberately exposed to violence in the hope that he would not, survive long enough to stand trial. And as the article points out, no one's ever been given a good explanation, for why Epstein was moved in with this, you know, accused murderer. This was all in the Daily Beast. He said, Tartagione did.
Starting point is 02:33:46 It is no coincidence that prior to trial, I was transferred to the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan and deliberately placed in the same cell as Jeffrey Epstein. And he said, prosecutor Maureen Comey, yes, knew about, quote, the bloody and violent nature of my crime, or the bloody and violent nature of his crime in the Beast article. And he said several people have tried to kill him since. I clearly was not protected on purpose, nor was Epstein.
Starting point is 02:34:18 I truly believe that the government wanted both Epstein and me dead. The Beast story says Tartaglione had a reputation for extreme violence and a self-confessed hatred of child sex offenders. Tartaglione, who Epstein told prison guards had tried to kill him three weeks before he was found dead, claims it's no coincidence that he was deliberately moved into the same cell as Epstein and placed in the same cell as the convicted child sex offender. Oh, interesting. this thing has more twists and turns than a runover snake it's i'd like to get back to what jeremy said along about 2003 2004 pult county built a new jail and before they moved any inmates
Starting point is 02:35:14 into it the senior class at the high school who they didn't have their community service hours yet uh were offered the opportunity to play inmate in the new yet to be housed with prisoners jail. And we're given a complete tour and then some of them were put into general population. Some of them were put in isolation. And me being a class advisor to the class, I went with this young lady who had volunteered to be in the shoe, the secure housing unit and all the rest of that. And the way I was instructed was if you think that she's having some problems, you just say the word and all of a sudden everything ends.
Starting point is 02:36:01 So, yes, she was put into jail clothes. She was when I was a female deputy did that, I did not witness it. And then she was put into the cell. And then they demonstrated extraction for an unhoused, you know, an untrised. cooperative prisoner. She agreed to be the victim for that. Nice little girl. She was in my AP calculus class, too.
Starting point is 02:36:29 So she wasn't stupid. But anyhow, and then we were all treated to visit the supervisors area. And every single square inch of that jail
Starting point is 02:36:46 was under surveillance camera. Every fucking square inch. And this was in 2003 in a county jail. Okay. If people are only there until they go to trial and if they get sentenced for 364 days, they can spend it there. If they get 365, that's a year. And then they go off to the state penitentiary, which must have security better than a local county jail. If you've worked and read it. about what Jerry said about having surveillance cameras everywhere, there's something fishy that they don't have at least a hallway to where anybody going in or out of any cell is going to be covered by surveillance video.
Starting point is 02:37:39 And that bullshit about they shut it down for three minutes to change the tapes or something. That is so fucking ludicrous. It doesn't even make sense. I was going to say if you've ever been, I've worked in retail too long before I worked in a prison and I was good friends with the asset protection people. Well, I could go to their office because I was a back guy, I was a stockman, so I was always in the back end where they were. And I went into their room one time and I thought I was impressed. I mean, there's a switchboard, there's a bank of TVs. There must have been back in the day, there's probably 20 screens in there.
Starting point is 02:38:11 I'm like, well, this is impressive. Well, you move on 10, 15 years. When I'm working in corrections, in the center of the prison, it's usually where it is built in the The nerves are in the prison. There's the same type of room, which is got glass all the way around us, so they can watch people moving all around it. And there's a wall in there that I will tell you that no store has anything on. It's a wall of 50 TVs.
Starting point is 02:38:33 There are very few square inches where those cameras do not cover. Unlike a Walmart, there's lots of blind spots. In a prison, there's very few blind spots. They know where they are, but there are as many as you think there are. So to say they couldn't see this person going up or down the staircase is horseshit. They're covering. Uh-huh. The question is, at whose behalf, Jeremy, at whose behalf?
Starting point is 02:38:59 The billionaires. He could have taken them all down. A millionaire in the world. Oh, and, you know, I mentioned a couple of nights ago that it seems like there is far more outrage in the UK about Epstein than there is here. And now, I guess Scotland Yard is looking into a dude by the name of Peabstine. Peter Mandelson. Oh, yeah, yeah. He was the Lord.
Starting point is 02:39:36 He was the House of Lords. Uh-huh. And the accusation based on the Epstein files is that he passed market, well, double secret probation market information to Epstein after the 2008 financial crisis. Oh. And, no, it's not Scott Lundiard. Is Metropolitan Police London? they said officers were carrying out search warrants at two of his addresses, one in Wiltshire County and one in Camden, which is just a little north of London.
Starting point is 02:40:16 The searchers are related to an ongoing investigation into misconduct in public office offenses involving a 72-year-old man. That was Haley Stewart, Deputy Assistant Commissioner at the Met. and he retired from the Labor Party on Wednesday, or Sunday rather, and also quit the House of Lords on Wednesday. And now he's throwing a fit. This is precious. He sent a private secret notice to every UK media out. and the story says
Starting point is 02:41:12 he uses clauses of the editor's code most typically associated with grieving families or those suffering harassment from the press to tell journalists to stop looking at his links to Epstein and here's the memo it didn't remain secret confidential
Starting point is 02:41:39 strictly not for publication Ipso has asked us to circulate the following advisory. If so has today been contacted by a representative acting on behalf of Peter Mandelson. Mr. Mandelson's representatives state that he does not wish to speak to the media at this time. He requests that the press do not take photos or film, approach or contact him via phone, email or in person. His representatives ask that any requests for his comment are directed to redacted. We are happy to make editors aware of his request.
Starting point is 02:42:16 We note that the terms of Clause 2, Privacy and 3, harassment, of the editor's code, and in particular that Clause 3 states that journalists must not persist in questioning, teleponing, pursuing, or photographing individuals once asked us to desist, unless justified in the public interest. Please do not hesitate to contact me to discuss any code issues on redacted or out-of-hours on redacted, signed Ipso official. Mm-hmm. There's that unless justified in the public interest.
Starting point is 02:42:54 Uh-oh. Yeah, it kind of is. Yeah, hound that motherfucker till the fly won't lie on him. You lose, you lose, you little pito bastard. Oh. Part of me wants this to move faster, and so we can... But here's the problem.
Starting point is 02:43:24 nobody in this Justice Department is going to prosecute anybody. No. No one. So it's better, I guess, for it to just crawl along, a little dump here, a little dump there. You know, everybody, you know, keep looking over your shoulder, right, until we can fix the Justice Department. Yeah. Well, you know what we really need is a couple more members of the House of Representatives. on the Republican side to either see the light and get out now while the getting out's even possible
Starting point is 02:44:05 or meet an unfortunate accident like when they get drunk and drive home and run off the bridge or something of that sort, particularly in districts where the special election could be held before November. That would be helpful. You know what? The house switches. Can you hear me? Yes, Steve. You know what I think? I, Epstein is starting to sound like a mix between Heidi Fleiss and the Mayflower, Madam.
Starting point is 02:44:44 Meaning, everyone is fucking in that black, that quote-unquote black book. The black book at this point being the Epstein files. It's all over the fucking world. I think it's all. It's just, I mean, it could have. Could it be that there's so many people in there that the people who, that whoever is in power will keep it from coming to light? I think some of Putin's best friends are probably in there. Poland's going down that rabbit hole.
Starting point is 02:45:23 I just want to. They're launching a massive investigation. Go ahead, Roger. Yes, Roger. This is why I'm very happy that France and England and I think Poland are looking at. into it because if if there is nobody in the French government or very few in the French government or those not really in power in the French government in there then you've got a clean judicial to be looking into it unlike the United States or our judicial and
Starting point is 02:46:01 well all of the judicial is is in it I mean even the Ptomis is in there yeah yeah you know what I want to know is when the time comes and we win this fight against evil and by golly come higher hell water we are going to win this fight against evil when the time comes where in the United States of America
Starting point is 02:46:28 are we going to have our version of the Nuremberg Trail we've got to figure out what city we're going to have that in and where we're going to have the most success with it right in D.C. Right in D.C. Ben I agree with you. I think that's the best place. You get good juries who are not prone to listen to a lot of bullshit from, you know, petty foggers like his.
Starting point is 02:46:58 But what I really, really want, I want a deeper dive into Bill Barr. Yeah, no shit. God, he's like the anti-forest Gump. He's everywhere that something filthy and corrupt is going on. Yes. From the dawn of time. And his daddy wrote
Starting point is 02:47:24 Pito science fiction stories. Come on! His daddy fucking daddy was the first person to hire Jeffrey Epstein who didn't even have a degree
Starting point is 02:47:41 in anything to teach at a hoity Toidey Boys Country Day School. What the heck? Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Epstein had zero skills.
Starting point is 02:47:57 Zero. And the other thing, you know, Jeremy was talking about how closely monitored prisons are in the U.S. I wonder if they're also closely monitored on a Belle France. Right. Because Epstein, at this point in time, in Texas. either gets killed or spirited away. I'm still not convinced that he's not just hanging out on a beach in Israel somewhere with a brand new face from Guadalajara. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 02:48:32 But, you know, that happens in 2019. He was deeply invested in the modeling scout agency of Jean-Lute Brunel, who all of a sudden, after he gets picked up for sex trafficking charges, gets all dead in 2022. I just, I feel like we're, and Steve,
Starting point is 02:48:55 Billable Rick, you all know this. You know what it's like when a bigger client, or when a bigger party opponent just buries you in discovery. Oh, you want discovery?
Starting point is 02:49:10 Here's discovery. And, you want discovery? Okay, fine. we're going to open up the fire hose there you go there's your discovery there's the 30,000 boxes 18 wheeler truck yeah and and you know and buried in there somewhere is you know the molecule so that the opposing side winds up looking for you know we talk about you know it's hard to look for a needle in a haystack it's even harder to look for a needle in a needle stack if you're looking for one particular needle here's a whole shit get loaded needles. Go to town. And what I'm getting at is I feel like we are getting, we are so inundated and there's so much curiosity around,
Starting point is 02:49:59 well, which dirt bag is in there now? Right. There are some very, incredibly, perhaps the most significant crimes in the history of this country that are kind of gone unlooked at. and you know bill bar has the kind of stroke in republican circles where people will never touch him
Starting point is 02:50:30 and he needs to be touched and he needs he needs to face inquiry and what a beautiful cover that was when a couple of days after january 6th he said well you know i've put up with a lot and i've done a lot for republican presidents but, well, you know, I'm going to get out now. And do you remember that that was, that there was talk at the time that there were a few members of the candidate, of the cabinet,
Starting point is 02:51:05 who were talking about Section 4 of the 25th Amendment? Yeah, that's the cover. Oh, well, my ethics are so impeccable that I have to resign from this administration. and who else followed him oh uh elaine chow followed him yeah weren't there a couple others
Starting point is 02:51:37 yeah there were yeah I don't have a you know Bill Bartho I have a theory on him he I think he's the missing link between amphibians and
Starting point is 02:51:48 and primates he looks like a frog he does yeah he does out of the swamp he's like a swamp creature he's a swamp
Starting point is 02:51:59 thing. So he's been around for millions of years, so every bad thing that's ever happened on the planet, he's behind it. I've been alive forever, and I wrote the very first wrong. Oh, no, Roxanne, please. Wait a minute. I'm sorry, I misunderstood. Who's behind every bad thing?
Starting point is 02:52:21 I just figured that was Reagan. No, Bill Barr. No, Bill Barr. Bill Barr was behind Reagan, too. Yeah. Okay, okay. He was behind the Iran contra pardons. He was behind W. Bush's pardons.
Starting point is 02:52:36 Yeah, but you know what, though? Roxanne and everyone? Is he crawling around in the Nixon administration? Yeah. It goes further back than Reagan, and it goes further back to Nixon. It goes all the way back before JFK. He's like Rasputin. Isn't that how he would describe him, Roxanne?
Starting point is 02:52:56 You're much more literary savvy than I am, but I'm thinking resputin. because he seems to... Yeah, without the creepy facial hair. And he has a creepy frog eyes. Steve, you should know better than to ask Robin questions like that. She still think Shakespeare's real. And birds. You know better. Come on, God damn.
Starting point is 02:53:19 And the moon landing. And the moon landing. And the rounder. And the round earth, damn it. And if you're a fly or a dragonfly, don't be getting too close to Bill Barr's mouth. Dangerous. Dangerous place to be. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 02:53:39 Mm-hmm. Greenfly. Jesus, Roger, there he is again. There he fucking is again. Elbar served in the Reagan administration from 82 to 83 as deputy assistant director for legal policy on the domestic policy council, making his entry into high-level conservative politics. It was a proponent of the Reagan era agenda which focused on deregulation and advancing conservative social policies. I guess a conservative social policy is fucking little girls. Well, and he was right there, in that time frame you're describing, he was right there alongside an eager young fascist by the name of John Roberts. Roberts.
Starting point is 02:54:30 Whose first job was trying to kill the Voting Rights Act. And Casper Weinberger's in there, too. Well, Cap got pardoned at the insistence of Bill Barr. Mm-hmm. Who was the guy that was going to probably blow the whistle, but he died of brain cancer? Bill Bennett? No, Casey. Do I have that right?
Starting point is 02:55:07 That's Casey? Oh, Bill Casey, okay. Yeah, he got afraid. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, you know what I always do? I say a Hail Mary every time I cast my line. I'm smart. Yeah, this shit is Jack Smith and a million other lawyers are going to have to unwind this motherfucking spaghetti mess.
Starting point is 02:55:46 and you know that was that was part and parcel of what I was talking about yesterday with that Philadelphia Inquirer story Jesus Christ you know there's a bunch of Democrats who are out there saying please don't call the ice Nazis Nazis Nazis that's not nicey and we've somehow or another any any anybody who wants to make nice with these fascist goons absolutely must not have any chance at the White House. And anybody who wants the presidency has to be committed to having a competent attorney general with blood in their eyes. Jack Smith's definitely that guy. Most of you all aren't old enough to remember this,
Starting point is 02:57:05 but I remember when John F. Kennedy wanted to place his butt. as the Attorney General, Bobby Kennedy, and the huge uproar that that would, that, oh, this is terrible because then the Justice Department and the executive would be in cahoots all the time, and that is just something that we can't have. And Bobby Kennedy went after the mob really heavy, which is one of the suppositions about why have JFK got killed? Yeah. And they seem to have very carefully kept it separate.
Starting point is 02:57:49 And JFK knew his brother would operate straight on the straight and narrow. Who was the person that lost his ability to speak just before the hearing? Had a brain hemorrhage or something? I don't know. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it showed up in a, it showed up in a, it showed up. in a wheelchair with a blanket? No, the mob hearings. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:58:14 Oh, okay. What was this name? No, what? Sam Jean-Cana? I don't know. I'm making that. I'm just guessing. I do kind of, I want to, before we wrap up, and by the way, can we just not be a goose egg this evening pretty please?
Starting point is 02:58:32 Ralph's has offered to extend her challenge, but it would be great if it got met. It's only, it's $25. and that would get us down finishing the evening at 975 so that well it wouldn't be quite as it won't be more than four full days of the first week of February unfunded if we can just do that I want to go back to the business of Mitwit Nero posting that just undeniably racist
Starting point is 02:59:09 image earlier. Caroline Real Pooh-Poo, leave it alone, said, Well, this is from an internet meme video depicting President Trump as the king of the jungle in Democrats as characters from the Lion King. Please stop the fake outrage and report on something today that actually matters
Starting point is 02:59:32 to the American public. You know, somehow or another, I think having a full-on white supremacist in the White House matters to the American public, especially the non-white members of the American public, and the white members of the American public who have a sense of dignity and morality and ethics. But what I wanted to focus on out of this
Starting point is 02:59:56 were some quotes from some maggots, like Mike Lawler of New York. Oh, this is wrong and incredibly offensive, whether intentional or a mistake and should be deleted immediately with an apology offered. Oh, you, you not even remotely sweet summer fucking child. An apology? An apology?
Starting point is 03:00:23 We're way too far gone for an apology, Mike Lawler. It's wrong and incredibly offensive. But then he offers him an out, whether intentional or a mistake. It was a mistake. It was a mistake. It was just some stumble. It was just some stumble. And then there's Pete Ricketts from Nebraska.
Starting point is 03:00:51 Well, even if the post was a meme, a reasonable person sees the racist contacts. And yet he can't say, my orange daddy is a racist, but the one that really made me want to eat dirt and run rabbits came you know when you're getting
Starting point is 03:01:14 criticized by the senior senator from muzupi you know you're a
Starting point is 03:01:22 racist you know this is we're in we're in we're in Jeff Foxworthy territory
Starting point is 03:01:28 you know we're a racist if Roger Wicker says oh this is
Starting point is 03:01:33 totally unacceptable but that was the one that got on me Roger Wicker if it is
Starting point is 03:01:43 unacceptable then start moving around inside your fucking Republican Senate carcass and put together enough votes so that when he gets impeached by a Democratic House, you've got the 67 votes you goddamn need. Well, this is unacceptable. Well, it's obviously acceptable up until the moment when you remove him from office. Period.
Starting point is 03:02:10 End of sentence. Full stop. like Josh Shapiro said to Fox News. Am I wrong? No, you're not. But, you know, we'll just let it... Oh, look, they said it's unacceptable. They said it's racist.
Starting point is 03:02:31 Oh, they must not be as bad as daddy. Ugh. Oh, and thank you so much. Ralph's this challenge has been met, so we are happily down to 975. That helps. Every bit helps. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 03:02:56 Hey, Roxanne, I got a quick Super Bowl question for everybody, and it's really not Super Bowl related. It's related to the halftime. Green Day, do you think they're going to censor them? Well, that's not the halftime. That's the pregame, isn't it? Oh, they're doing pregame. Oh, oh, oh. So you know what song they're going to sing.
Starting point is 03:03:17 American Idiot. Yeah, duh. And I heard that in their live shows, they have been changing that. Don't want to be a maggot and idiot or something like that. Yeah. So are they going to get censored? I don't know. I wonder how many snipers, the ice goons, will have pointed at Billy Joe's head.
Starting point is 03:03:41 Good, good question. Yeah. They better put, like, the Popmobile fucking shield over them while they're playing. Or at least it. At least the Blues Brothers, right? Remember the Blues Brothers, the cage that they had to play behind? Yeah. At least have that.
Starting point is 03:04:05 Well, I hope you all enjoy the game. All right, for everybody who isn't in Massachusetts, are we all rooting for Seattle here? I have to. I don't have a choice. Robert Kraft is reason... There's a dichotomy between Robert Kraft, the owner of the Patriots, who is maggot all...
Starting point is 03:04:27 the way to his filthy rotten core and gives money to nitwit Nero gives money to a pedophile wonder how many times he was on Epstein's Jedder Island and Roxanne do you know about the story
Starting point is 03:04:45 with him and Pudy? Oh yeah, where Pudy stole his Super Bowl ring from him I think he still has it as far as I know he never gave it back No! He's got it He's a goddip. Pudy's a fucking criminal please.
Starting point is 03:05:01 Yeah, who's going to do anything about it? And what will you do about it, huh? Yeah, I'd like to see him try. But the owner of the Seahawks, and I regrettably cannot remember her name, you know, she's rich too. But you know what she does? She gives money to organizations that feed people and house people and job train people.
Starting point is 03:05:28 so just in a battle of the owners alone, I'm a Seahawks fan. Good. Kevin won't be happy to hear that. Sorry, Kevin. Sorry, Kevin. But even good liberal, progressive Massachusetts and New Englanders know, know that Robert Kraft is a full-on piece of shit. Well, that's fair.
Starting point is 03:06:06 Ralph says my sister is rooting for New England since she lives in Maine. Understandable. Yeah. I'm rooting for the Seahawks. Good job, Ben. Yeah, Ben, frankly, the Chiefs aren't in it. I'm surprised you're even watching. It's going to be a good game.
Starting point is 03:06:30 I think it's going to be a very, very good game. Both teams are pretty evenly matched, and May is playing spectacular, as is darn old, it should be really good. The problem is the Seahawks are down or running back. Yeah. That might hurt. I was kind of hoping it was going to be Denver and Seattle because then it wouldn't have been an AFC, old AFC West Super Bowl.
Starting point is 03:06:56 Right. Oh, and just one little piece of news on the way out the door. How long has the Fiedum carcass been around in the House of Representatives? Didn't they start with the Tea Party? I think so, yeah. Well, one of the founders... One of the founders from the House was Representative R.J. May. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 03:07:28 Oh, I'll tell you what. He couldn't take a breath without hooting and grunting about the queers and the transies. And he was going to protect good God fear and upstanding Bible, believe in Christ-centered evil, evangelical, gundamental, amosexual, Christian family values. Well, he'll be promoting those values from inside the prison cell for the next 17 years. Oh, very good. He entered a guilty plea this past September to send him.
Starting point is 03:08:16 child sexual abuse videos back in April 24. Even after he serves his 17 years, he'll have to spend 20 years under supervised release and be watched by federal parole officers. You know, if we can clean up that aspect of government too, they may, hell, these are maggot parole officers. They may send him some new child sexual abuse material. Sure, Al.
Starting point is 03:08:52 Back to the ownership of the Seahawks. It's the Paul G. Allen Trust who owns the Seahawks, Jody Allen, Paul's sister, serving as a controlling owner and chair. That's our position she has held since her brother's passing in 2018. While the team is operated by the trust, reports suggest it will eventually be sold to fulfill Paul Allen's philanthropic wishes. Once the price. gets high enough.
Starting point is 03:09:22 But as to R.J. May, well, the prosecutor in the case, or was it the judge, no, it's U.S. District Judge Cameron McGowan Curry, the same federal judge who refused to do the filthy
Starting point is 03:09:46 bidding of Jojo Blondie. She said this was that R.J. May's child sexual abuse case was worse and more severe than any other that she had seen in more than 30 years on the federal bench. He sent 220 child sexual abuse videos 479 times.
Starting point is 03:10:13 Those videos, trigger warning, included incest, force, rape, pain, and humiliation. And that was over five days. But when they got hold of his computers, it looked like he'd been doing that for a hell of a lot longer. Come on. I mean, Judge Curry said, this was not a one-off. Of course not. And you have to want...
Starting point is 03:10:43 Keep in mind, there's still withholding some 2 million records that deal with videos that involve all kinds of child mistreatment because it's too sensitive to be released. according to the Justice Department. Yes, indeed. And he pled for leniency. He begged the court for only five years in the joint. Prosecutors wanted 20.
Starting point is 03:11:16 Curry gave him 17. But he actually sniffled as he pled for mercy. He said that he had a chaotic childhood that led to a long and unaddressed mental health issues. he said his marriage stagnated because of his untreated depression and anxiety, and that he and his wife of 20 years often slept separately and spent their evenings on their phones instead of interacting with each other. Well, I'm guessing Mrs. May didn't want to interact with a guy who thought that child sexual abuse was a turn on. During one of those nights, according to the story, May began looking at pornography first with,
Starting point is 03:12:04 with adults and then with children. Testosterone injections. Yes, that's right. He was on gender affirming care as a cis man. Prescribed to help with a hormone imbalance May thought was contributing to his mental health problems, increased his sex drive, leading to more pornography viewing, he said.
Starting point is 03:12:27 Jesus Christ. If I'd been the judge and heard that, I would have departed from 20 years and given him fucking life. So he went on to say that I became addicted to pornography and I started watching more extreme videos out of a morbid curiosity. Addiction drove me somewhere I never meant to go, somewhere I never wanted to go. It took me 40 years to build a life I was proud of
Starting point is 03:13:05 and I destroyed it in an instant. As for his victims, one sent a letter. She described years of trauma made worse knowing people are still watching us sharing videos of her being raped and abused as a child. She struggles to leave her house alone out of fear that someone might recognize her in public from those videos. She said, May argues his normal life has been taken from him. Well, let's talk about a normal life. being taken. And as they took him out of the courtroom,
Starting point is 03:13:56 his daddy yelled out, we love you! And they said, love you too. Just not as much as I love child sexual abuse porn. I added that part. The prosecutor said in public
Starting point is 03:14:15 he represented more than 41,000 Lexington County, South Carolina residents in the legislature. In private, he abused infants, toddlers, prepubescent minors in child pornography. Here's the thing, because it's always this way with him. He sent messages
Starting point is 03:14:42 from an account that had the username Joe Biden NNN 6-9. He sought out videos of toddlers. He watched the baby's pain, pain, tears, humiliation, and degradation. A hundred and seventeen years would be too few, wouldn't it? But hey, MAGA, we got to take back America for the decent people.
Starting point is 03:15:43 And wasn't that one of MAGA, Moses, Wisconsin's, like, foot soldiers? I don't, I don't, I don't know. I don't, I don't know. Sure sounds like it. Well, he sounds like he's right up there with Joe Wilson, you know, who yelled, you lie at Barack Obama. Yeah. May, a West Columbia Republican and founding member of the ultra-conservative
Starting point is 03:16:20 freedom carcass. In the name of Jesus. I have been a very, very bad hostess. Someone is on the stress line, and I want to bring him on for a second before we go. Hey, welcome to the program. Sorry. Do you hear me? Yeah.
Starting point is 03:16:41 Can you hear me? Yeah. Hello, Roxanne. Hello, Joe. Hey, Wave. How are you, hon? Wave, well, uh, Roxanne. this is the show I've always wanted to have.
Starting point is 03:17:02 I talked about this show. And the fact, I just want to bat alone, and I'm in the woods. And in the building an enclave, asking you're eating fresh based on my daughter, while smoking the blunt, and calling the show. I think I won the week. Box, Dan, how are you?
Starting point is 03:17:24 Surviving up here in the frozen hills, that's about the best I can say. Well, fair, to my particular New Ornagans, I have to elaborate Hold on, there we go. It's an elaborate
Starting point is 03:17:42 ritual. I had to sacrifice a close a portal with a trans community and offer a payment and life for an insurance and to be the dog company.
Starting point is 03:17:58 Really simple transcendental and quantum engagement work. But for your side of the show it's a $5 bribe to the spirit.
Starting point is 03:18:09 So you okay with that? You were a little muddled, but I think? There's the point. We all have duty some hypothesis. My particular quantum
Starting point is 03:18:23 claimant, well in some religions on earth, they celebrated clans people in stateways. Well, it's kind of ironic.
Starting point is 03:18:34 this government, the person who decided to us catalog and identify returning me with the stress. But I was just that part. That's not even the most interesting part. And for those to be tracked by AI or
Starting point is 03:18:50 just not barely listening, this is where crazy ways I see you from heaven is a five dollar offer to the sale to cleanse our sins and tell us story. The story is Hey, hey, Wave, can you pull your mouth back from the mic a little bit?
Starting point is 03:19:12 I mean, you're just, you're not breaking up or anything. You're garbled. Is it better? Well, hold on. Yeah. How about that? Is that better? Yes.
Starting point is 03:19:26 Yes. How are you guys? Good, Wade. We've never spoken as clearly before, and all the times I've ever tried to call a show. Do you realize that? Yeah, this is good. That's much, much better. I love you guys.
Starting point is 03:19:49 I've been on this show, some of the greatest and the worst moments in my life. I've called you from jail. I've called you from a crazy place. And you know what? Everything I said that sounded like some 12 monkey shit came through this week. I didn't have to say shit. You know, I mentioned a piece of a particle of it
Starting point is 03:20:14 and saw everything we talk about. Am I right? Can I get an amen? Hello through the back. Amen. Amen. And, you know, the best defense is to seem crazy and actually having to take psychiatric medication if you want to put things down in the register.
Starting point is 03:20:31 So fuck up things happen, you can go, well, then that happened. Do you understand? What I just said, counselor? I left receipts. I made records because I seen some shit. I know that guy that they're talking about. I've been hearing stories about him since I was in prep school.
Starting point is 03:20:51 are you listening in the back cellars? I hope it was always a guy who's doing a thing. And you heard about and I wrote, I'm telling you, yeah, yeah, $20. And it sounded fantastical, but felt real. Are you hearing? I need a response from somebody
Starting point is 03:21:14 because this is wild shit. No, we're listening. We're listening. If anything happens, I am not suicidal. I do not want to kill myself. It was only weeding from. wine and bought some Aldi.
Starting point is 03:21:27 That's really funny but I need to put that on record too. Is that okay, guys? Yeah. It's fine. I knew Bitcoin was up
Starting point is 03:21:37 I knew Bitcoin was up to some fucked up shit when I told you about Bitcoin originally. And we had this conversation five years ago because, you know, it made you a part of a team
Starting point is 03:21:49 like, you know, Starlink and Tesla and most of the other one, SpaceX. You know, kind of like Volkswagen. back in the day. Are you hearing the conversation I'm having now, folks? Yes.
Starting point is 03:22:00 Because I saw the team. One of the best people I've ever fucked with Pete Nicoletti did the original 4G project that I help, you know, sometimes you get strange investors. Oh, that was a government guy and you just wanted that piece of what we were fucking trying to do while we're trying to get paid. Are you hearing me now? Do I sound so crazy anymore? Especially the encryption parts and how you broke in the packets. Are you hearing me?
Starting point is 03:22:26 Anyways, sometimes things don't even matter. So I called some old friends that I used to work for who happened to be Colombian. Well, ironically, he got busted for some cocaine, which is totally a Hollywood police setup. And I said, hey, you know, Trump's taking vibes. I know a guy. It wouldn't take much. And that's a real fucking conversation I had in 2006.
Starting point is 03:22:58 But we kind of want to do it while he remembered he did it, you know, because he's at the point where he's forgetting shit. Can I get an amen? Amen. Ask Mickey Monarch. How that worked out. Bitch, you did that on television. Oh, that's just a card.
Starting point is 03:23:21 Thank you for your contribution. you dumb bitch. Anyways. Is her brother, her brother didn't part of yet, Wave? Mickey Menaz's brother?
Starting point is 03:23:34 I knew the night Justin Bieber I know the night when Justin Bieber got touched I was not there but I remember when Justin
Starting point is 03:23:43 Greta Lambertini and we were all just making dumb Canadian jokes. She was beef with the Canadian started then because they heard
Starting point is 03:23:52 that some shit happened to just a while he was here. Are you hearing me, folks? This is from the heart. Yeah? Yeah. Do you hear me, guys? Yes.
Starting point is 03:24:05 Yeah. This is all been happening. This is all been happening. And when y'all said some shit happened at Liv, I was like, why is a pastor at Liv? I seriously be concerned about, you know, everything. Turns out, we were on the stuff,
Starting point is 03:24:23 weren't we shown? weren't we, were we Roxanne? Yes. We were on to something. We chipped out over the can and all kinds of bugs came out to stump.
Starting point is 03:24:43 So when I'm at the Palm Beach Lake Mall and I see an actual fucking hump genetic or or contractual and financially associated say look, it really
Starting point is 03:24:57 comes out of a printing machine. I swear to God, and I'm on the butt ass a fucking that part of that county. Not wanting to be seen, heard, or contacted. And it's a fucking trunk in an empty fucking mall. How are you fucking walking around?
Starting point is 03:25:14 Right now. How is that happening? How yeah, we voted for this. Elections have consequences, but some of us didn't go. And then everybody's sitting around, right? And going, hey, you know, when we get to the midterm,
Starting point is 03:25:34 When we get to the midterm, if I'm not in fucking Jamaica, I've fucked up, Roxanne. I fucked up big. You get it? Because that's when the show's over. Robin, I used to be so pissed at you for going on and on and on and on about the trans thing. Turns out you were right. Could you go, why they start with half a percent or one percent of a population? What the fuck is that actually about?
Starting point is 03:26:02 where you know what, if I'm not paying too close attention, I don't even notice. And nine times out of ten, whatever the experience won, it was absolutely wild and one of my peak human moments. Now, that's the first thing we want to cut the fuck out. You want to make sure you're going to the right fucking bathroom. Well, I think it started at the pee part, Roxanne. Because the same people say, hey, we want to check your pee, which is, when it happened, it seemed real wild. And then it's just another fucking thing.
Starting point is 03:26:37 I'm getting too intense for my family right now, but I'm almost in like a recording thing, perfect, you know, no interference or anything else like that. And I've had some things I want to say and not really want to type. Because if I ever get called on the carpet, we could just say it was a drunken rant. You type it, well, it's a little bit more motive there. Isn't that right, Roxanne?
Starting point is 03:27:02 You went through an effort, right? breathe go for it yeah you went through an effort so you know this is just a wild ass call from your crazy pirate guy who goes to QS and nothing means nothing
Starting point is 03:27:16 folks in fact this was just a fucking screenplay you know who knows nothing makes sense anymore but apparently the president 's a fucking petapob and it all happened right in front of us
Starting point is 03:27:30 who do huh this end of the world shit you know what apparently I heard a rumor out on these Palm Beach trillionaire streets or you saw a picture of Jeffrey Epstein today
Starting point is 03:27:42 and I would hope it was AI that's one of those things where you're going you know I could have one enhancement you know
Starting point is 03:27:52 I'm really having a I'm channeling Hunter as Thompson right now I hope some of y'all are enjoying it and understanding it you lost some of the profit Bill Hicks and you saw the
Starting point is 03:28:07 the problem Bill Hicks and I have to get off the bench Roxanne that's how these things work you follow me
Starting point is 03:28:12 you said the what if you say Prince Bill Hicks there's other words I'm not going to mention them but you said the words
Starting point is 03:28:21 and I had to call and it didn't matter if I had to wait in line if I had I saw a payphone this weekend if I had to use that fucking pay phone and put quarters
Starting point is 03:28:28 in I had to make this call a little bit of old time radio for you guys in the back. But this is one of the real, you know, random jokes where you know
Starting point is 03:28:38 who the fucking guy calling is and he sounds completely insane and you know it's absolutely true. I don't think I've ever done that way, but I've never said
Starting point is 03:28:50 you were completely and totally insane. No, I'm not talking about you. I'm saying, I'm not, I'm saying for other people who are not wearing on the, something I tell you all happens.
Starting point is 03:29:00 And it usually sounds have you noticed. I remember the night Trump got elected. We don't have any time for that story. I may have to sell that story through the show, but it all fucking actually happened. And I'll leave it all on a cliphanger. It all started with selling MDMA in a South Beach club
Starting point is 03:29:21 to the whitest people I've ever seen, which at the time sounds like a terrible idea. Turns out you have no idea. I'm not in jail. Look, you brought, you know, I remember, you know, I had a note from Jude earlier this evening talking about how she remembered a moment of a king tide flooding her home years ago when Roger brought up king tides earlier this evening. Well, the same thing applies to you. I remember the night that you were a downright journalist. When the story broke about Jerry Falwell Jr. and his wife,
Starting point is 03:30:14 and those good Christians were hanging out in a club in South Beach where you yourself had hung out. and you gave and you gave and you gave us the lay of the land in a way that no one paying attention to the mainstream for-profit media or listening
Starting point is 03:30:39 to any other broadcast or podcast on planet earth would ever have had and it only happened here and we just turned and we just turned 20 And we just turned 22 years old on Wednesday, and little moments like that are all over the archives of this program, and you're part of them.
Starting point is 03:31:08 But, Wave, I've got to get out of here because, well... Of course you do. I got to fall back. Just here's the setup. For the whitest, prettiest people you've ever seen, all of a sudden they want MVMA. They look like cops. Turns out they were Russian. and they didn't care about anything I was doing.
Starting point is 03:31:26 That actually happened. All right, there's people I can bring out of the woodward. Oh, yeah, that happened. And I knew something was fucked up. Nothing of that made sense. But showing up, was it, 2006? Yeah, okay. Well, that all made sense now.
Starting point is 03:31:40 So I love you all. I'm going to listen to this because this was wild. I may have to get a real microphone. The acoustic is ridiculous here. And you can even pop back in on Discord and participate in the back. porch. I'm exhausted. I'm going to lay down and watch Spongebob. I really am.
Starting point is 03:32:00 The way the Discord app works today, I'm in. I'm a part of the show. I'm a guy at the dustpin, you know, that's sweeping that seems to know what's going on. We live in a fucking video game right now. I like the people I'm with, okay? It is wild reality's optional. you know, I'm in a zone where there's a lot of military plane going, going stuff on, and I'm like, it feels like, are we stupid enough to actually do something right now? Why does it feel that way? Why doesn't it feel like something really stupid is going to happen? Because I got some sort ofism like that, too.
Starting point is 03:32:38 Well, because, you know, what's that old Chinese curse? May you live in interesting times? Well, we don't live in interesting times, wave. we live in incredibly stupidly dangerous times but I got to get out of here y'all take care we'll talk later love you all
Starting point is 03:32:58 and the back porch the back porch will continue I presume after this program ends thanks everybody made up a little bit for the time I wasn't on air earlier this week yes I keep track of that kind of thing
Starting point is 03:33:17 thanks to each and every one of you who share your precious finite time engaging in the program and however you so choose thanks to our challenge makers challenge respondents thank you ralps and you know who you are thanks to our PayPal subscribers PayPal contributors a la carte contributors thank you to our Patreon friends. Thank you to those of you who help out through Venmo and Cash App. Thanks to our and the U.S. Postal Service too, by golly.
Starting point is 03:33:59 Let's not forget that. And thank you to our all-volunteer staff. Thanks to Roger in the chat room. Thanks to Roger and Jeremy in the old holler tree. Thanks to our news ninjas. Thanks, Brother Deacon Asa. Headon.
Starting point is 03:34:14 Live. Looks like you'll get your stuffed peppers. when you show up for the Super Bowl party, I'm jealous. And everything else you've got planned as well, Christopher. It's going to be wonderful. I'd love to be there sometime. And remember to please, please, I ask at the beginning and end of every program. Thanks to all of you who do put a comment or a remark or a review on, your podcast and platform it really does help and the more the merrier thank you so much
Starting point is 03:34:51 thanks emily for the intro thanks to the hardest working bravest people i know the folks at cole river mountain watch c r mw dot net over a quarter century at the forefront of the struggle for human rights and environmental justice in appalachia hello arlo and a proud union shop stay safe and if caroline real poo-poo leave it alone uh approaches you saying never mind my racist daddy. Talk about something that matters to real Americans. Avoid her like the plague because she is. And always, always, always, Wayne and Gina, it's all for you. Have a great weekend, everybody. Talk to you in a little bit, Victoria. I'm glad you home safe. Later.

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