Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 1 June 2026, Moran Monday

Episode Date: June 2, 2026

Late upload. Had to go out and buy a new keyboard. Sometimes, your 'umble 'ostess shouldn't be trusted with anything more complex that a pair of chopsticks.  TRIGGER WARNING: this episode contains on of if not the absolute worst cases of CSA I've ever read. The evil that stalks this world knows no bounds and seems to be expanding.

The password is geography. It's showtime. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussin with America's only liberal transvility elitist right here, right now, on the head-on radio network.

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2006. This is the horn. Head on dot live is where you'll find us on the interweb tubes. That's where you also go. It's likely to be part of the Mary Lackey Zaney real-time multi-month. media extravaganza that is the horn chat room in the old holler tree in the hours in which this program is live Monday through Friday 5 to 8 p.m. Eastern at daylight time time, 2 to 5 p.m. Pacific daylight time. All time zones in between and the Great Globe round and whatever time it is

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It is the first day of June. It's the beginning of Pride Month. And don't start Camel Card. juvenile, juvenile delinquents. The password is geography. I'll tell you what was Roxanne's worst subject at school for 300 zombie, Alex. I'll have you know that I was damn good at geography, starting with how to spell it.

My grandmother taught me how to spell geography by telling me that George Ellison's oldest girl wrote a pig home yesterday. If you remember that, and you're little, and you're still learning to speak, spell things you'll know how to spell geography george ellison's oldest girl wrote a pig home yesterday well thanks for thanks for dredging up that sweet memory uh brother deacon never imagined that would that that would come into play this evening but here we are um okay jeremy jesus the juvenile we spend a weekend away from each other and the juvenile deluxe we spend a weekend away from each other and the juvenile

delinquents are absolutely vibrating like a 448 struct, excuse me, tuning fork. It may indeed be Pride Month Jeremy says, but leave the little frogies alone, okay?

Don't worry, I'm not transing any frogs. Alex Jones. I still think we need to trans Alex Jones, though, just for fun. No, we don't want to. No, no, no, no. No. but every program here at the horn begins with gratitude and this program is no different so thanks go out to our first day of the month's subscribers seeing as how we're a mite short on subscribers for the 31st and the 30th of the month but thank you very kindly to calil

hey carl thank you thank you mark thank you to joseph and thanks as well to well that's that that's it and thanks of course to Newton News Ninja Jean who says

I'm in the process of getting my British citizenship I have mixed feelings about this but I think this will keep me safer I think it will too and

News Ninja Gene noted also that one nice thing about this is I don't have to give up my U.S. citizenship because in a quirk of fate neither country recognizes the other country citizenship. Wow. I asked my solicitor about this and he said that that was true, but I still have mixed feelings. Yeah, I'm sure you do, but I think under the current circumstances, even as

squirly and screwed up as the citrid is, and it is. You're better off as a subject of the king than you are a citizen in this orange fascist state. I mentioned June 1st, happy Pride Month. Sylvie just said today June 1st is, as you said, the beginning of Pride Month, but also it's officially Dinosaur Day. Ooh! So be nice to our feathered friends and be glad velociraptors don't fly. Aw, now you're making me think, Miss Sweet Henriette.

and Myrtle, the stone-called cluckers. But you know what else it is? I'm not kidding. Because this is after all Moran Monday. Maybe we better do the stuff. You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. You know, morons.

That's right, hurry, hurry, hurry, stepped right up, it's more end Monday on the horn. Yes, here behind this thin cybernetic veil of curtain, yes, middling steps away from the carnival midway where only recently you were throwing ping pong balls, goldfish bowls, in a vain hope of winning a wee, tiny, precious baby iguana. We've got it. this the Moran Monday tent it's right here it's all set up it's ready to go we've got them

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no more in Monday yes back to that uh huh not only is it and it's kind of because not only is it the first day of pride month

it's also why isn't there any pride for pride months for cis people don't say sis okay straight people whatevs in places like

Arkansas and Alabama state workers got the day off today why because in an act of pure moranity the state of Alabama recognizes

Jefferson Davis's birthday now up in Arkansas they're calling it something like nuclear fambley dale as declared by Sarah Hustle Buck Sandbags the Grifter Governor, otherwise known as Governor Jethrine Bodine

But in Alabama, the only state in the union that does it That bear in mind, Jefferson Davis was born in Kentucky became a senator from Missouppistan and is actually buried in Richmond but Alabama has a

state holiday for his birthday that's right the one and only president of the Confederacy and just a note not try to be TMI or anything but I have panties that have lasted

longer than the Confederacy did and they're not nearly as disgusting Mm-hmm. But, yeah, Moran's, Alabama, Jefferson Davis, who should have been hanged for treason, but, well, Andrew Johnson was a good Confederate himself and just didn't want to do that.

No, sir, no, no, no, no. As to the password, geography, well, we got that too. For this, we have to go to Florida, duh, where Florida people, That's the combination of Florida man, Florida woman, and Florida, I guess, non-binary, want to be inclusive here. The Black Crows were in concert over the weekend in Florida, and then they started, well, the crowd. The Black Crows were getting ready to go into their hit. She talks to Angels.

Great song. And so they put a video up on the screen behind them, showing the Black Crow's character dressed as Uncle Sam. And then they moved into playing She Talks to Angels, which caused the maggots in the audience to begin stupidly chanting, USA! USA! USA! Boy! This is what it sounded like. Some of us have real faith.

Some of us are not afraid. And we most assuredly are not ignorant. So thank you. TMZ caught all the action. That was the dum-bum-bum. Because dum-dum-dum was already taken. So the whole thing was that Chris Robinson pushed back and said,

USA. Yeah, thanks for the geography lesson. And if you didn't hear it in the clip, he said, I don't know what you have to be so proud of right now. So then some of the maggots, and you know, this is right up there with say, you know, when the maggots get mad at a company that makes coolers, you know, Yeti. Remember this a few years ago? Yeti decided not to partner with the National Rubel, I mean rifle association anymore. Yeti coolers are extremely expensive. And so maggots started taking their $750 coolers out in the field somewhere, loading them up with tannerite, and then blowing them to Kingdom Come.

That'll show them. Yeah, I just blew up my seven. $750 cooler. Well, maybe they weren't a lesson. No. So, having already purchased the tickets, they walked out the maggots did. Oh, good for them. And that's when he said, as the clip noted.

For those of you fucking booing us, some of us are not afraid, and we most assuredly are not fucking ignorant. Bad times for the maggots these days. Bad times. I said that we had some, that I needed to add cucumbers to the list of, you know, exhibits in the Moran Monday tent. And that's because, we haven't heard a lot from the cue balls lately. But, well, they got triggered overnight. Yeah.

because Dan Scavino who for a long time, as far as we could tell, back when he was on that website, that platform that used to be known as Twitter, Dan Scavino was probably the man who was crafting the tweets that were actually, well, you know, grammatically correct. And so at 203 a.m., Eastern. daylight time this morning

he posted five words every journey has an end I mean it's a little cryptic I think you could you could wonder if he was maybe vaguely referencing nitwit Nero's sojourn upon this

mortal coil and what may be at some great day, a shuffling off thereof. But, well, the cucumbers watch everything. One cue ball saying, keyword journey! Another one decided it was a reference, and by the way, my advisor for all things, Marvel and Batman and what is Victoria. So, you know, I don't know if she'll be able to do. But one cue ball said, every hero has a journey.

Every journey has an end. And then explained that in the dark night rises from 2012, at some point someone tells Bruce Wayne, there's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches because when it hits, you're all going to wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us. And the real dipshit, the ones who think that nitwit Nero is still going to out the pedophiles

when, you know, he's one of the pedophile, said that he's going to finally out and prosecute the pedophiles. Another said every journey has an end equals 249. That's, you know, from the practice of assigning numerical value to letters. Crimes Against Humanity equals 249. Ninja! And the maggots went... My goodness gracious.

almost at this point in time probably 175,000 people have seen that excrement on X and oh it has so much meaning unless of course it's just Dan Skavino saying hey I think I'm going to go spend more time with my family and the dark night rises reference to Victoria said Christopher Nolan is so amazing the Odyssey's going to be so good. I hope so. The countdown to The Odyssey is now at one month and 16 days. I don't know that we'll necessarily go see it's the first night. That'll probably be crazy.

And I don't necessarily, you know, considering we'll be seeing it in Parkersburg, I don't necessarily want to be there. When the maggots start booing and squealing when Lepidon Njango appears on the screen. as Helen of Troy because, well, you know they will. Because, to paraphrase the great Yosemite Sam, Magus is so stupid.

But there's a lot along those lines today. And I thought we should probably take a look at this. I don't know what you did with your weekend. But in my case, I'd tried to be productive. That is to say, I charged the batteries for the wheat eater and made sure that I had appropriate clothing on in case of, you know, ticks because I really don't want Lyme disease. Or that other disease that ticks now carry that make you unable to eat beef. I personally think that was bioengineered, and I maybe.

an illegal bio lab by PETA. And by the way, speaking of weekends, I spent the weekend thinking about that story from the end of the week last week. You know, the bio labs, run by a couple of Israelis and cases being dismissed and whatnot. I mean, you talk about a cop bust

and somebody with a TV under their arm running down the street and, well, I don't know, I just found it in the alley. it's your property it's got an illegal bio lab in it i don't know who would have put this here i mean what this ain't exactly uh breaking bad and it ain't exactly uh heisenberg that's true oh myka first ramalama dingong of this here more and monday at the first of june jokes on the ticks nobody able to afford beef girl true

but so I did over the course of Saturday and Sunday both I took the weed eater out and it was pretty jungalicious out there but I did I

I weeded the whole blessed yard out in front of the out in front of the mansion so that I could then take the lawnmower over it holy mackerel I guess it's I guess it's I guess it's

it's true what they say, whatever that is, but I managed to get it done, but your humble ostus is a very sore lady. Stop it, not a word. I am, I'm sore in my neck, my shoulders, my arms, my hips, I mean, it would have been, it would have been more fun maybe if I was, you know, at a tango class I don't know how to tango But as it is, yeah Sore, sore And I don't think

Gatorade Zero Sugar has ever tasted better than when I came in from wheat eating Clear blue skies Probably the prettiest day of 2006 thus far And it's kind of strange for us to Get this far into the year and only just now be having those.

But, yeah, we had beautiful days Saturday and Sunday and got a little bit of work done. Didn't, hey, winning, I didn't, I didn't get fried to a crisp. I didn't get fried at all. Either by ultraviolet rays or any of the other things that get people fried. But that's what I did with my weekend. Let's check in, since it's more end Monday, on what nitwit Niro did with his weekend.

Oh dear. Yes, as to tangos. Thank you, Lee. Lee says all I know is that it takes two. Watching one person tango by themselves is rather like watching someone have a fit. But how nitwit Nero spent his weekend, this is his Saturday. time stamped and everything. 57 posts to tripe social.

11.15 a.m., Trump attacks judge who said he couldn't put his name on the Kennedy Center. That's true. He said he wanted that judge jailed for disagreeing with him. He made it almost an hour before 12.03 p.m. says he may perform and give a speech at the America 250. 50 event instead of artists who canceled being able to perform. Jesus H. Christ.

And we thought Fidel Castro gave stemwinders. But can you imagine? Who! You think he'd start sundowning? What? Shall we start a pool? 10 minutes in, 15 minutes in, half hour in? And that's something for us to think about, too.

they've got to manage the hell out of him at this point because one of the things about losing prefrontal lobe capacity is that the prefrontal lobe, to the best of my understanding, is where all the filters are. And we may be seeing some of those filters fail. For instance, with the man crush that he has on that young, fellow from what is it the new york football giants

oh he's a handsome boy oh he's really handsome he's creepy as shit frankly there's no gay shaming involved there's no shame in being gay but when a creepy old pedophile starts talking about a young man who may be

20 may not even be old enough to order his own beer then you kind of kind of got to worry. And if the filters do shut down all the way, he may start talking about the little girls he raped. We'll find, and the photo of him in the presidential automobile on Saturday, who, he's not okay.

He's just looking out the window of his mouth. Hanging open. Catching flies. So anyway, 12.08 p.m., five minutes later, says Obama filled the reflecting pool with garbage. 12.09 p.m., a minute later, attacks Biden. 12.9 p.m. posts edited photo of Columbus Circle in D.C. with the caption, Clean. 1210, attacks Biden again. 1211. Posts AI photo of him and George Washington, writing.

horses in front of the White House with a space shuttle and a race car in the background. Oh! 12.11 p.m. also attacks Rosie O'Donnell. 12.11 p.m. posts photo of him in front of the American flag. 12.11 p.m. brags about his endorsed candidates winning. 12.12 p.m. attacks Obama and Biden over the reflecting pool. 12.12 p.m. post photo of him pointing at the camera. 12.13 p.m. posts photo of the UFC event cage he's building at the White House.

12.13 p.m. posts an AI image of a golden dome for the White House. 12.15 p.m. defends Jackson Dart, calling him a winner and his critics, These are. Oh, he's trying to get, oh, he's got a little, oh, he's got a man crush. It's a bromance. This is the sweetest thing since Sean O'Brien. Ryan and Mark Wayne Mullen. 30 minutes for lunch there. 12.45 p.m. posts an AI image of him as a New York Knicks basketball player, dunking on Governor Kathy Hokel.

12.56 p.m. diaper change. Post an AI image of him with Tom Brady. 103 p.m. posts a garbage can labeling it, the Obama presidential library. 1.16 p.m. says America is back. 1.16 p.m. says America is back again. 1.16 p.m. says America is back for the third time. 150. I shouldn't laugh. Because at this point, I feel like we're all the, the Simpsons meme of,

is it, no, oh, it's the little quimby at the back of the bus saying, I'm in danger. We all are. 1.55 p.m., somebody took the phone away again, posts an AI image of him golfing. 255 p.m. says he's in... Excellent p.m. promotes his Fox News interview with Lara Trump. 4.33 p.m. attacks the Pope again.

454 p.m. posts the weird... image of him staring at Greenland, which he posted already. Maybe he's mistaking them for the pearly gates. 4.57 p.m. posts an AI image of the drone port he wants to build on top of the pulp room. 533 p.m. attacks Biden. 533 p.m. attacks Biden times two. 5.34 p.m. attacks Biden a third time.

5.34 p.m. attacks Biden the fourth time. 5.34 p.m. attacks Biden the fifth time. should we take a break 535 p.m. posts cartoon image of Governor's Newsom, Pritzker, and Hokel saying they like crime totally oblivious

to the fact that he himself is a convicted felon, just saying. 5.36 p.m. posts meme about Republicans who voted to release the Epstein files losing their primaries. It's a tell. 536 p.m. posts an old

tweet of his where he attacks disloyal Republicans 537 p.m. posts an old tweet where he said he wants to stop the world from killing itself. I guess you do that by murdering 200 schoolgirls and 200 or

more, you know, fishermen in boats off of South America. 537 p.m. posts the mock-up of a Trump Peace Prize which may be, well, you're going to have to put some money behind that well that ain't going to happen

537 p.m. posts a photo of a B2 bomber with the caption Trump Energy 2026 537 p.m. posts the photo of his face on Mount Rushmore. 538 p.m. posts an image of him kissing the American flag maybe they let him do this

because otherwise he starts tearing at his clothing and starts playing with himself in front of staff. I don't know. 539 p.m. compares himself to George Washington. 539 p.m. says you were convinced to think a photo of a family sitting on a car is evil, and billions were

spent to do that. Scientists, social scientists, and historians may study that for the next thousand years and still not have any idea of what the spirochetes were getting at. 5.50 p.m. says we should physically audit

Fort Knox, physically audit. That means he wants to see the gold. 5.50 p.m. posts an image of him cosplaying as a Navy commander. 5.51 p.m. posts another image of his face on Mount Rushmore. At some point in time, these things all turn into Monty Python skits. I remember there was one called novel writing, and today it's Thomas Hardy, and the return of the native.

Oh, and we're off. It, it was... Oh, it's another doodle. It's a meaningless scribble. It's Tessa the Derbivilles all over again. Mm-hmm. Let's see. 609 p.m. attacks Biden again.

6.09 p.m. attacks Biden the second time. 609 p.m. attacks Biden. A third time. 6.09 p.m. posts an old photo of himself and King Charles. 6.12 p.m. posts an old photo of himself and President Xi in China. 612 p.m. posts another photo of himself in President Xi. 6.22 p.m. posts a photo of himself walking in China. And we were walking in China. Walking with our feet two meters off the ground.

Walking in China. Okay, I'm doing it in his voice. Does it count? Because again, if we can raise 300 bucks, it turns into 600. and we're down to 3460. Maybe we could get that started. 6.48 p.m. says the U.S. should have a ballroom because China has one. Reminds me of the story in the Torts book back when I was a first year law student. And we took great joy in one case where a woman got out of her car.

and decided she could fly, and when the authorities asked her why, she said, well, Batman can. And that's how you know she was crazy. Because Batman can't fly. That's Superman. Silly, silly, woman. 7.3 p.m. says he wants to cancel his America 250 celebration

and replace it with a MAGA rally. 7.56 p.m. promotes Mark Levin's show on Fox News, which no one's paying attention to anymore. And 7.59 p.m. promotes his Fox News interview with Larry Trump. That's one day. One day of the madness. Holy smokes. But that's okay. Everything's okay. Another meme. This is nice. And by the way, apparently after having started the war against Iran

in an interview with Fox News he declared you look at what happened with Iraq we did so bad it was such a foolish thing what we did we shouldn't have been there in the first place by the way we shouldn't have been in Iran but Iran has the capability

if we didn't hit them with B2 bombers nine months ago they would have a nuclear weapon right now and would be a whole different story. You probably wouldn't have had Israel, but you probably wouldn't have had on the Middle East. And then where do they go from there? Now, we talked about his Saturday postings on Sunday. He triped an AI image of a bomb on a military aircraft and all caps, thank you for your attention to this matter. I think that was written. on the bomb? I'm not sure. Oh, Jesus. It's exhausting. It is. And then there's, well, there's more on that

medical report. The doctors quietly said, well, I told him he really needs to lose weight, but he's, his number's gone up. So, yeah, he's close to 244 pounds. in his bra and they persist in saying that he's six feet three inches tall sure and he's three-tenths of a point under the obesity threshold sure he is and along the way they just they it turns out they used this is good uh they used an a i tool to assess NITWITNRO's Cardiac health an AI tool Yeah

sure You bet I just feel like I could be wrong But I feel like it's just not going to be long now Which makes sense The JD Egg or Jimmy Dick Bowman Or whatever he calls himself

Or whatever his name is on his birth certificate again needs for him to make it to January the 21st 2027 yes Randy Radar he is in charge to the extent that any

president is from Sylvie a message to Jean kudos to the emigre to England I really wish I could hide away in your suitcase and here's a going away president lowercase you lots of lowercase

U's there may be a hundred of them a supply of the letter U to put into such words as neighbor, glamour, honor, and the like and why, way, why, a lot of whys, some wise to use on the word tire

I would add some S letters but those are fairly easy to purchase for such words as organized practice criticize and like, take our blessings with you. Sylvie says silly Roxanne the past tense of the use of a weed eater is weed eaten

not an Appalachia, it ain't, it's wheat-eatered. Mm-hmm, weed-eatered. Sylvie adding, we should not allow Trump, that's TRU-M-B, to take part in physically auditing Fort Knox because nobody wants to see the president of the United States have multiple orgasms all over the ingots. Ew, let alone who has to clean it all up. Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh, my God. The llama just spontaneously heaved. Now I've got to clean that up. Daggummit, Sylvie. And let me see. I didn't see anything.

Lee, I'll check real quick. Oh, there's a bit. Thank you, Jeff and Slow. Thank you so much. Listening live today, says Jeff. Thank you. Challenge Met. Oh, yes.

And thank you. challenge met and then some. Thank you, Lee, and thank you, Jeff. Here, this is a little complex siphon going on. We are down to 3360. Bruce and Karen's Memorial Challenge has been met. That's tremendous. That means I can do something crazy and pay a couple of bills after the program's over. Thank you so much both of you. I don't know why I'm not getting notifications by email.

sometimes that happens. Trump the entertainer, Lee in New York Post notes, how many times will he do YMCA by the village people on married with children? They played it over and over in an episode. Oh, dear God, please don't give him any ideas. The horror, the horror, Lee.

And thank you again. Lee says, physically auditing Fort Knox. You know what he wants, the gold count of it, Mar-Lago. You know he wants the gold counted at Mar-Lago. I'm sorry, I ruined that one, Lee. That's on me. You know he wants the gold counted at Mar-a-Lago.

What could go wrong? Yeah. We'll do it very safely in my special Magoloko Super Secure Pottie. I have no doubt. Lee says that medical report they gave him a lollipop for being a good boy and being very healthy. Yes, it did go through. Thank you.

Thank you, Lee. I would never have known if you hadn't told me. Thank you so much. And we mentioned, okay, but now they're coming in a little late. Thank you both. And Ralph says, thanks, everyone. I guess it's just the Internet's running a little slow today. But in that list of all the fun things Nitwit Niro did on Saturday,

can you imagine, I mean, seriously, the president of the united states has time in the middle of a war for all of this all of this triping so i guess he wasn't on the golf course i wonder if his golfing days are over we'll have to wait and see or maybe it's too hot out for him there but he could go up to bed monster new jersey's probably not quite blazing yet is it Ralph's. Well, no.

But anyway, he wasn't out flogging. That's an anagram for golf. No, he decided to attack the Pope, yes, as noted. And he was really mad and jealous. Because the mayor of Chicago had an audience with his holiness,

who, of course, is a Chicago boy. mhm mayor mayor i hope you took him some hot dogs maybe some a little

a little package or a big package you know those cardinals eat a lot a little something something from portios maybe but yeah he oh he got it

he got into a fit of jealousy saying someone should explain to the pope that the mayor of Chicago is useless and that Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon. President Donald J. Trump. Can somebody explain to him that it's on the header of his account and he doesn't have to sign his tweets?

Oh, shut up, Roxanne. Mayor Johnson, for his part, said it was one of the most all-inspiring and unwilling experiences of my life. He said Pope Leo is a magnificent human. And he was honored to get to spend. time with him. The mayor's office said it was part of a larger multi-faith prayer gathering. Curiously, the man who started a war with Iran was not invited. Useless. He's useless.

And the only thing that surprises me out of that is that he didn't call him low IQ. And you know why, right? I mean, you know why. Micah says So big fucking mad Rie is triping He desperately wants to be seen as cool by someone Anyone

He never will be And I hope it gnaws at him Oh it is It is If nothing If Saturday's TRIpe Fest Proves nothing else

It proves that it's gnawing at him And by the way Also on Saturday He was Nitwit Niro was talking about how he loves Mark Levin. Well, it may not be that much of a two-way street anymore because the maggots are right unhappy for any number of reasons, but in particular in this case. Because Orange Julius Gieser has appointed Tom Barrack to the role of Middle East.

East Envoy. Does that mean the other Steve, does that mean Steve Whitkoff, the other real estate grifter got demoted? What about Jared? Oh, that's true too. Lee in New York says he didn't call

Mayor Johnson low IQ because he forgot how to spell IQ. It's the truth. It's the truth. But the thing is, Tom Barrack, his appointment as a Middle East envoy. is because of the fact that, well, Barrick was a buddy of, come on, you know it's coming. Yeah, Jeffrey Epstein.

Republicans against Trump, a pack, checked in on the Epstein files, and, yeah, found out that, yeah, he was buddies. Mark Levin. The man with a voice made for print, he came after Barrack, as a, from the standpoint of he, Mark Levin, being an unabashed fan of the fascist government of Israel, Mark Levin, saying, The Israeli government led by PM Netanyahu is having to fight against those in our government trying to restrain it against Hezbollah, led by Envoy, Barack, and others, whatever. another maggot lost their shit

one Sarah Adams told you they were just slapping another title on this Islamist zero attempt in the new administration to be proactive and to stop homeland plotting by Al-Qaeda Central Al-Qaeda? What? Oh honey, that is so

first decade and the Canadians got involved a maggot up there named Dimitri Lascarus as narco-rubio undoubtedly nosy, Tom Barrick was a close friend of Jeffrey Epstein. Cheesy Canadian dialect, I know. Oh, this is, the maggots are getting mean.

One Philip Pilkington, who does economic stuff and blathers away as a maggots, said, It would be far easier to just appoint an ambassador to the Ottoman Empire. Barrick is already the ambassador to Turkey. And we know he didn't write this Trump because once again, nitwit Nierro, because NITWAT Nero, it was spelled Turkey right. T, umlaut, R, K-I-Y-E. And please do announce the United States Ambassador to Turkey, Tom Barrack,

who has done an outstanding job, will be named Spelley. Special presidential envoy to Syria and likewise special presidential envoy to Iraq as we advance our strategic cooperation with the governments of Syria and Iraq. Our relationship with them continues to grow. Tom will remain ambassador to Turkey and operate with the full backing of the United States Department of State. We greatly appreciate the work that Tom Barrack has done and his continued willingness to serve our country. Thank you for your attention to this matter, President Donald J. Trump. Now, bear in mind, Tom Barrick has already been tried, he was acquitted, of acting, being an unregistered foreign agent for the United Arab Emirates. Well, I guess you could say he has a type. Jesus, the stoop, the embarrassing, the pathetic. And I guess it's kind of a big deal that, according to at least one source that I've found, the DOJ says that they're going to stop working on the $1.776 billion slush fund, according to CBS News, C, BS News, the Justice Department said Monday it will stop work on the $1.8 billion anti-weaponization fund,

following a district judge's decision temporarily blocking the establishment of the program. well that's new I mean it really is new usually they just keep doing what they're doing and then run off and yell emergency at the Supreme Court

and get their way but the fact that maggots in Congress want nothing to do with it in both the House and the Senate not pretty so it has been according to an X on an excrement on X by the DOJ

that they've stopped working on the fund and shelved it for now because they're going to abide by the judge's ruling and well I don't know how I do I believe them would you hey would you buy a used Ugo from Todd Blanchie no me neither me neither

um the excrement read as follows. The Department of Justice disagrees strongly with the decision of the anti-weaponization fund put forth by the United States District Judge in the Eastern District of Virginia, wherein the court stated

that under no circumstances may the Department of Justice proceed with the anti-weaponization fund recently established in order to make up for the tremendous abuse, harm, and hate unfairly shown to so many people. The fund was open to anybody who was weaponized,

or targeted or persecuted, or persecuted, whether they were Democrat, Republican, conservative, independent, or otherwise, the department will abide by the court's ruling. Yeah. So we'll see if that sticks. Yeah. And there's a $25 challenge, courtesy of Ralph's for the shelving of the weaponization fund. So we've got a chance to get down to 3310.

and that's taking you know that would contribute taking more than two full days of deficit out before we get too deeply into June thank you Ralphs

thank you Ambassador to Turkey Tom Barrick Lee says he will remain at the post until Thanksgiving when there will be a formal pardoning ceremony oh shame on you

he'll live out his days at a nice farm someday we probably I probably ought to learn how the turkey came to be called the turkey. Because, well, isn't it native to the western hemisphere and not Europe? No? Curious. Well, that's true.

Randy Radar pointing out from car talk long ago, Friends don't let Friends drive you goes. Sorry, check an email here. Oh, Ralph said it was 73 degrees at 65 now, so, yeah, he, I don't think he'd get heatstroke playing. golf at Bedmonster. And, you know, he could visit his beloved

former wife's grave if indeed she is in there because, of course, she's buried in the third cut of rough there at Bed Monster. But it's been a... It's been kind of a meltdown weekend

as May came to a close for the maggots. And having, you know, five years ago, tried to murder the vice president of the United States. Well, they're mad at poor old Mike pencilneck geek again because the former vice president. And, you know, we just have to be careful with our opinions and whatnot

because we thought, we thought Dan Quayle was a terrible vice presidential choice, and he was. I'm going to Latin America. Makes me wish I'd studied more Latin. But he's the one from his corner office at a hedge fund, I think BlackRock, who advised

Mike Pencilneck geek on January 6th that he had no legal jurisdiction or authority or constitutional ability to stop the recount or stop the counting of the ballots. Not a recount. Stop the counting of the ballots.

on January 6th, and that in fact the vice president's presence was, in legal terms, purely magisterial. In other words, he wasn't there to rule on anything. And that's how Mike Pencilneck Geek came to not support a coup against the United States of America. And now, by comparison, look at who the vice president is now. Yeah. Yeah. A guy who's an egg operating under a pseudonym, whose name we really don't know.

But Mike Pencilneck Geek showed up Sunday on Meet the Prestitute to face a hard-hitting TV journalist, Kreston Welker. And, ooh, we! Heard about the president's 1.8. I mean, all he made the maggots mad. Because they were just sure they were going to get some of that money. I mean, remember Enrique Tarrio said he was due to $10 or $15 million or some such. A million dollar fund, the so-called anti-weaponization fund to pay people who say they were unfairly investigated or prosecuted by the government.

It's tied up in the courts right now. But Mr. Vice President, should the government, in any instance, compensate people who attacked law enforcement officers on. January 6th. Well, look, I think that the weaponization fund is a bad idea from the start. And I would encourage the administration just to drop it. The Justice Department has the ability to settle cases like they did with that pro-life family who was put upon during the Biden administration. Got us a well-deserved seven-figure settlement. Well-deserved. That pro-life family, grifters. This week. But let's...

get rid of this fund. I mean, I mean, it's deeply offensive to me that you could have a fund that could even possibly compensate people who assaulted police officers or vandalized the Capitol on January 6th. And I think that's broadly held by most Republicans and most Americans. I think you're wrong, Mike Pencilnack geek. I mean, I understand you being deeply offended. I'd be offended at paying people who tried to kill me, too. I mean, it'd almost feel like blood money and maybe in an encouragement to try it again. He's a weak little fellow, but he sure can get upset when he needs to. Hard-hitting TV journalist Kristen Welker also asked him about, well, dang it.

Suddenly the audio doesn't work. said that down in takes ass the Republicans had lost their way nominating Ken Paxton but said but the Democrats have lost their mind

really you gonna call James Tala Rico queer or something there Mikey yeah well

you know what a profile and courage but I guess he's not allowed to hop up and tell us they tried to kill me because it's okay because the January 6th domestic terrorists were Christian terrorists

I'm sure right? Yeah precious And we thought we were done with him but we aren't No Remember bovine Gregory The little The little fascist hobbit who claimed to be Native American.

I mean, I can't prove it, but I got some Indian blood in it. Well, he apparently has decided to see some of the rest of the world, so he toddled off. Oh, Flavio, I kind of hope you're not listening right now. He decided to toddle off to a fascism conference in Portugal. Mm-hmm. They had a fascism summit there in that country. And in saying Tudaloo, he posted a photo as an excrement over on X

of him giving the, well, the Hitler salute as he headed off to Portugal. It was all exposed by a journalist named Charles Davis, who noted that, well, it would be easier to dismiss this Hitlerian greeting as an awkward gesture, were it not selected and shared by a man on his way to a racial purity conference? And having done a little digging around, Mr. Johnson found out that the whole goose-stepping affair was organized by a fascist Portuguese, activist named Alfonso Gonsalves. And he's the head of a curiously named group called Reconquista.

That was the name that history gave to the period of time when Muslims were driven out off of the Iberian Peninsula. And true to form, this Nazi did a Nazi thing. if not Nazi, why Nazi shaped? Blathering on Saturday, he said, Weimar conditions require Weimar conditions require Weimar solutions. Of course, it was the Nazis who toppled the Weimar Republic. Oh, it was a real who's who of fascist goose-stepping shitbirds. Not just bovine Gregory, not just Gonzales,

but a creep named Martin Selner. Martin Selner's big pitch is the Great Replacement conspiracy theory. And, you know, a big proponent of that here in the United States is, of course, testicle toasting Tuckio Rose Carlson. What are we doing? What's going on? Yeah. That's never going to get old for me. Sorry. No, he says, the Jews are trying to exterminate. the white race

by mass migration. Also there was Lena Cotre Yeah a Swiss neo-Nazi The head of a and founder of a Swiss neo-Nazi group called

Jungatat. Oh dear. Mr. Davis continued and said The mainstream right is crawling into the sewer of neo-Nazi ideology but you probably wouldn't know it

unless you are a right-wing extremist yourself because it's hard to get these sorts of things covered. Even news outlets that dedicate significant resources to covering the scourge of anti-Semitism, generally ignored at least in the United States when it comes from a Republican operatives and

retired Trump administration officials. I still say that somewhere down the road, we need to find a way to, because God knows he committed some, charge and prosecute Bovine Gregory for some crimes, and then take away that tasty, tasty, tasty, federal pension he's got.

Then he can go hang out with his Nazi friends and see if they've got a finnig or two to toss his way. And, God, the legal wranglings? Well, now Alexis Wilkins, the country music star and girlfriend of Trash Patil, she's filed a defamation lawsuit against MS now. because of MS now reporting about her cashing in on Cash's status. She's mad about a particular story from December.

We covered it here, where Trash Patel told FBI agents to take the country music star's drunk friend home after a night of hoisting beverages down to Nash Vegas. lawsuit papers or a real or a real ha-ha, some pettifogger, whomever it is that she, maybe it's the same shitty pettifogger who loses all the other Trump defamation suits. I don't know. As a country singer, author, and political advocate, known for her Christian, patriotic, murk of first and pro-law enforcement values, her brand and ability to work in her profession would be significantly damaged if her employers, her publishers, her listeners, or her readers believed that she was abusing the public trust and using her relationship with Director Patel to misappropriate FBI resources. Well, honey, you're not nitwit Nero. So the suits at MS. Now may not just snap their suspenders and say, well, let's pay the little lady off.

No, I... Are you kidding? She's a maggot. Engaging in maggot graft would actually increase her standing above the maggots. Jesus. Oh, goodness me. Somebody responding to it, someone called Sunday Girl,

S-U-N-D-A-E- underscore G-U-R-L, said her brand would be damaged if people thought she used Cash F-F-Tel to get FBI perks. Babe, if you're done, and cash Patel, your brand is already wearing hazard lights. That's good. The grift goes on and on and on. And we now have, speaking of lawsuits,

we now have a lawsuit regarding the Camp East Montana concentration camp near El Paso, the ACLU filing a lawsuit against the Trump regime. calling it a civil rights catastrophe. ABC News reporting said that the groups are accusing immigration customs enforcement of subjecting immigrant detainees to wide-ranging inhumane conditions and treatment, including physical abuse, sexual harassment. Hmm. Yeah, who's surprised?

What a horror. Abhorrent medical care, spoiled food and inappropriate use of force. and that's after several people have died there. It's on the Fort Bliss military base. It's basically a tent concentration camp. It holds up to 500,000 or 5,000, I'm sorry, human beings. According to the ACLU, the abductees are confined to windowless enclosures in tents and suffer egregious physical abuse by guards,

abhorrent medical and mental health care, including for people with chronic conditions like cancer and HIV, indiscriminate use of solitary confinement to punish and silence victims of guard abuse, and other flagrant constitutional violations, including exposure to measles, tuberculosis, and other diseases, which, curiously, were at least a couple of the diseases that were found in the illegal bio-weapons lab there in Las Vegas, in California. A spokes crepe

for the concentration camps said It is a long-standing practice to provide comprehensive medical care from the moment an alien enters ICE custody. Are you kidding? There are maggots out there who are swearing up and down and it was none

other than Matt giant forehead it just gates worse who says that the government has, and I'm sure Alex Jones does not appreciate him work in his corner, but that the federal government has a program in which humans are trying to interbreed with captive space aliens. Great Heavenly Days, but they're doing what they can do. And we talked a little bit ago about the DOJ saying,

oh no, really, we promise we won't do any more work on the slush fund. apparently Jake Sherman of Punchbowl News who appeared on MS now with Katie Terrible spouse of the unwatchable

Tony DeCopal over on C. BS News Jake Sherman says that there's more at work than meets the eye where the slush fund is concerned. Some peace of mind.

Smart investors hold quote There's the measure. Oh my God. This isn't the usual ad that runs in front of the clip. No. MS now is doing the gold bug hustle. Oh, dear.

Amendment fee, delivery fee, restocking fee. And installation. That's not my department. With Empire's Home Floor Advantage, we have clear all-inclusive pricing. 800-5-8-8-2-300 Empire. Today. All right, so we have done. just confirm this here at MS now, Jackie Alamani, senior White House correspondent confirming from a senior White House official that they're going to drop this fund, joining us as well.

Punchable News co-founder and MSN now contributor, Jake Sherman. Everyone else is still with us. Jake, I tease, I don't know if you have details on this, but I tease that maybe you have some information about what Speaker Mike Johnson might have said to the president when he was at the White House a little bit earlier today. I don't know what he said to the president exactly. I know he met with him for several hours in the middle. to this Israel-Lebanon-Iran situation, but what I was told is that the administration is going to announce through DOJ that they are going to comply with the court order. The court order put a two-week stay, a temporary stay on this weaponization fund, but the administration plans to say

they plan to take no further action. Now, let me just say this. This is not going to be an immediate salve for Capitol Hill for this institution. This is still going to force Republicans to, or they're going to be, they're going to want to put language in this legislation in the reconciliation legislation, which funds ICE and CPP, to make sure that the administration can't at some point return and do this again. So this is going to be a trust but verified type situation or maybe not trust, but put teeth into legislation to make sure that the administration doesn't in a couple months. Say, actually, we've changed our minds.

We're going to go back and set up this $1.8 billion fund. You know, we've had second thoughts. So could this ease the path to getting ICE and CBP funding and get funded again? Yes, theoretically it could. But I don't think it's an immediate slam dunk. But this was the only path, Katie, to get this done. The administration would have been frozen up here for weeks, if not months, if this weaponization fund was put in place,

they would have had to deal with this on every single bill that the House and Senate were looking to pass. So there was no other option but for this administration to put a pause or really a permanent stop to this fund. Why did the damn break on this one? Donald Trump has been self-dealing. There's the IRS component of this, which we're still not sure of.

There's the accepting of the $400 million jet from Qatar, There's the stock trades from January. And we don't really find out the answer to that, except for the fact that, well, he gets to grift because he's a grifter. Or to put it in more concrete and technical terms, he gets to do what he does because even though the multimillionaire for-profit media won't say it out loud, we are in a state of, say it with me,

constitutional collapse. Plain and simple. And that's really all there is to it. But apparently the polling numbers are not good on this. And nobody reads polls better than, well, members of the House and Senate. So we'll see. And this is kind of strange. We've talked for a few weeks now about the absence of Representative Tom Kane,

from new jersey uh... he's the one with the secret medical illness and i really i mean people are entitled to their privacy but when you're a member of congress sort of expected to be at least a little bit open about things like this do you remember uh... oh the secretary of defense under biden turned out he had

prostate problems and he didn't go tell the president and uh... the maggots went crazy. He owed it to the American people. Well, Tom Cain still hasn't come back to work, but mysteriously, he's the lead sponsor

on H.R. 9061. And that bill sounds like it serves a decent purpose, requires the federal government, to provide

clarity on whether the states should cover early screenings among pregnant women for preeclampsia in both Medicaid

and CHIP. The only problem is nobody knows where the hell he is. Still don't know. And it can't help but fuel speculation. What

medical problem is there that would cause you so much shame that you wouldn't tell your own constituents or the American people for that matter. Remember, we the people sign his paycheck, not the people of New Jersey's, whatever district that is. Is it something awful? Is it something that might cast his character

in a negative light? Or is he just sponsoring bills from inside? the Rush Limbaugh Memorial Go and Pet Horses until you get sober facility, aka the Grippy Sock Hotel. Well, there's no, there's doggone, there's just no telling.

Won't come to work. Nobody knows where he is. And he's in a competitive race in New Jersey. Ordined Southern Baptist Minister, Pastor Brother Mullah Moses Mike Johnson speaker, must be besie. inside himself. And, yeah, Jeremy points out he did put out a statement about a week and a half ago,

saying he'd be back in two weeks. Technically, it hasn't been two weeks yet if you're implying that maggots lie. Oh, so, okay, it hasn't been two weeks yet, so maybe his grippy sock hotel discharge date is, in a few days from now. ah who knows and from uh from kim hey cam happy monday dear heavens hegsus strikes female and black navy officers from promotion list kim notes every single one of them a misogynist and a racist so we keep talking about our to-do list for when we restore the government to its senses Kim, I'd be interested in your thoughts.

It seems like it would certainly be appropriate to return everyone he's taken off the promotion list to their proper position thereon. And I can't help, Pride Month, I can't help thinking about all of those honorable members of the United States military who are serving with decency and dedication. Do they deserve to be re-execency?

reinstated to the United States military, if they so desire. And more importantly, do they deserve back and forward pay for what was stolen from them? I think so. And, you know, let the maggots scream affirmative action all they want. It would not be necessary to restore anyone to their position had they not been illegally deprived of them. Yeah, Micah says absa. It won't ever happen, though. It depends on who the president is.

If it's the JD Egg or little Marco. No. And how much talent are we cheating ourselves of by excluding talented people from the ranks? Yeah, I know. We're just the queers, after all. And it's more in Monday. And I said earlier at the beginning of the program,

I hate it when we have one of our own in the stack. Please don't hate me. This is just so cringe and so gross. There's a drag queen. His IRL name is Wynne Wiley. He started doing drag under the name Ginger Snap. catchy but soon realized that there was a much better griff to be had by calling himself patty gonia well that started in 2018 and he went along doing his bit got incredibly famous

made a ton of money and the Patagonia Company one of the few corporations on earth that I deeply respect a company that plows its profits not back into its shareholders but back into

a fund that does things like buying at-risk property and turning it into land conservancy trusts well they got along with the drag queen Patty

just fine until and and and patty going to along the way frequently said that he chose that name because of the association with the company because patagonia has a respected and admirable commitment to environmental causes, to climate change, to the protection of the earth, and they have walked the walk for years and years and years. And their clothing is very, very good too. I've been wearing a Patagonia coat in the winter. gosh, I think it may be at least 10 years old, and it's warm as toast, and it's held up well. But here's the fun thing.

Let's say with my 10-year-old Patagonia Puffy, and one of the nicknames for it is Pataguchi, because in areas where there's a lot of environmental tourism and ecotourism, that sort of thing, it's a very popular brand and you can kind of feel good about spending your money with them because you know that you're not buying with some great big evil corporation of America

but like if my jacket if the zipper suddenly went and didn't zip anymore I could email them pack it up send it to them they'd repair the zipper and fix it for free and send it back to me there are cases

where you know something won't be fixable and they'll literally contact the customer and say that's okay this thing's out of stock we don't have the stuff to fix it with anymore why don't you find a coat in our current offering and we'll just send that one to you gratis that's who they are

they tell people listen don't be fashionistas with us if you're going to buy something new then take your old stuff to the thrift shop or send it to us and we'll sell it for you or give it to somebody who doesn't have warm clothes in the winter or what have you and you know pay it forward that way they have supported environmental causes literally all over the planet and so when this drag queen came along and decided to glom onto their name and said

I chose this because I wanted to ride on the brand Patagonia was like, okay, cool. We support the queer community, and they do. But then Patagonia win Wiley of Lincoln, Nebraska with a degree in marketing and public relations from the university thereof

decided that wasn't enough. And so filed trademark papers using Patagonia's version of Patagonia's own logo and tried to trademark the name Patagonia. For years, like I said, going back to 2018, they'd had a perfectly peaceful relationship with Patagonia, the company had.

But it's a thing about trademark law that if you don't protect your trademark and you let somebody go out and misappropriate it, you lose it. And the next thing you know, everybody under the sun can use it too. For instance, there was never any protection for the image and likeness of Che Guevara. And that's why there's been a proliferation of Che Guevara T-shirts all the way down to, well, Che Guevara. a panties. Nothing could be done.

His family did move to start trying to protect his image likeness and so forth a few years back. I don't know what became of that. But in January of this year after when Wiley had absolutely

refused to withdraw the trademark papers that were that were an appropriation of Patagonia's legitimate, legal, intellectual property, well, Patagonia had no choice but to sue. So they sued to stop the trademark infringement.

The add-damnum clause in a legal complaint is the part of the complaint where you ask for damages. In the way of damages, the Patagonia Corporation asked of this drag queen, $1. dollar. Not $100, not $100,000, not $10,000, or $100,000, or a million. $1. And then they gave when Wiley, Coyote, extension after extension after extension to answer the complaint, because the rules of civil procedures state that you have 20 days from service of a complaint to answer it,

unless you file a notice of good faith answer. and buys you another 10. But Patagonia wasn't about going all hardcore. They said, no, no, no, take your time. Take your time. We'll work this out. Not a problem. Well, I mentioned that Wynne Wiley has a degree in marketing and public relations.

Wynne Wiley waited until one week before Pride Month and then started a campaign, a smear campaign against Patagonia. Who has done far more for the environment, for ecology, for environmental civil rights and environmental justice, than when Wiley will ever do if he lives to be a million years old? Patagonia waited until a week before Pride Month and started squealing to high heaven. They're oppressing the queer community. they won't let me have their trademark. And so now, out in the internetosphere,

Wynne Wiley has gotten an entire jihad going in the LGBTQ Plus community against probably one of the most responsible, respectable, decent, kind corporations on the entirety of planet Earth. there's another wrinkle to this. There's a status conference on the case on June the 8th, seven days from now. And when Wiley, the drag queen known as Patagonia, is hoping to leverage public pressure to get Patagonia the corporation to simply let him abuse their intellectual property at will. I'm disgusted. Patagonia has been doing

magnificent work since before when Wiley's daddy forgot to pull out. It's repulsive. It's a slap in the face to everybody who's ever actually done environmental or ecological activism. But oh my God, the online

shitstorm that he's leveraged, by the way, he, he-him pronoun. that he has leveraged against this decent corporation is disgusting, absolutely repulsive. It is cynical times a trillion. But people are, what's the best way to put this, outrage addicted? And by the way, just in case anybody's wondering, what big bad Patagonia was doing to poor put upon Wynne Wiley and Pattygonia.

Here's what Patagonia's position is. And remember, the lawsuit was filed in January, and he said nuts shit about it until a week before Pride. Patagonia said, we wish this lawsuit had not been necessary, and we want to acknowledge any hurt. has caused, especially in the LGBTQ plus community. We don't want to argue trademark law on social media.

Importantly, we continue to want to resolve this. They started this release by saying, there's a lot going around about the lawsuit we filed in January to protect our trademarks and we owe you an update. That's the openness of Patagonia.

And then they added, as we have said to Patagonia, we can do that if they withdraw all trademark applications, stop using our logos, stop selling and promoting apparel and other products as patagonia, all of which is completely reasonable. And as background to this, because, you know, if I do nothing else, I try to provide context. There was a case decided by the Supreme Court a year or so ago, and it got a lot of ha-ha-kicker coverage. And it seemed monumentally stupid

at the time, but the Supreme Court decided to take the case, and it was the Jack Daniels Distilling Company versus some manufacturer of chew toys for dogs, or I guess a kitty could play with it too, but they had produced a chew toy in the shape of, you know, vaguely similar to the bottle style of Jack Daniels, and they gave it a silly name. They made it look like a liquor bottle, and they called it something like bark spaniels, spanials. Ha, ha, ha.

And everybody said, wow, this is stupid, and barked spaniels said there's no way that you could ever confuse our chew toy with a bottle of a bottle of, lady-proof Tennessee hooch, named after a white man who learned how to distill liquor from a black man. That's right. Jack Daniels never actually knew how to distill anything. But he hired a black man to teach him how.

That's an aside. But the Supreme Court heard the case and the Supreme Court ruled. And they ruled in the favor of the Jack Daniels distillery, or whoever owns them. Lem Motlo company, I think, is who it is. And they said that it was, in fact, trademark infringement. And they said that one could reasonably look at that label and think that maybe Jack Daniels had gone into the chew toy business. And they ruled in favor of Jack Daniels. Well, this means that if, when Wiley Pattygonia goes to trial on this case,

He's going to lose his ass. But being a marketing and advertising major, he's also going to try to make Patagonia, which is made up of people who are literally dedicated to keeping this planet habitable for human beings, miserable. I even cost some people some jobs. I hate it when people who are nominally on our side wind up on Moran Monday. And make no mistake.

Patagonia, well, Patagonia Corporation wouldn't have a leg to stand on if he didn't use their logo and if he didn't use Patagonia. He could call it, call himself Patty G for the selling of merchandise. Because let's be clear, Patagonia said all along the way, we don't want to interfere with his performance. And we certainly don't want to interfere with his activism, but it ain't good enough. And by the way, Patagonia has millions of subscribers and has been thoroughly monetized. And now they're squealing, Yeah, but if I go to trial and I lose, I'll be on the hook for a million dollars in court costs. Well, why should Patagonia pay a million dollars in court costs for something you started, honey?

It's repulsive. And more than that, it's fucking stupid. You deliberately glom on to a well-known, well-respected brand name, use their logo, and expect to just get away with it? Ugh. You know, Patagonia closed its statement saying, if we can agree on this, we can work out everything else, and Patagonia can continue as a performer and an activist. We share common ground with them, including the goal of saving our home planet and creating more inclusive outdoors. You know, I'm going to find a more queer-friendly corporation than Patagonia. But that doesn't mean they're going to let one greedy drag queen just run over them.

This is some repulsive business across the board. And by the way, trigger warning, slur incoming. one of Pattygonia's catchphrases is to yell to the crowd it's better to be a faggot than a fascist I'm never going to be okay with that word and I don't care who's using it

and I don't give a flying fuck who's reclaiming it reclaiming it I've got way too much of a history of it being used as a weapon word and looking my poor mother in the eye and saying Mama, what's a faggot? When I was little more than a child,

when I was a child, who didn't even have any idea what sexuality was. But I sure has found out real quick that that word was pure hate. And there's another, I guess this is another one of his catchphrases. And feel free to tell me what this means. hydrate or die straight what eat his hat I checked in

in fact I checked in with America's loveliest hydrogeologist that would be Miss Terry to see if if she had any scientific understanding of hydrate or die straight and the scientist that she is

she responded to me saying what yeah hydrate or die straight What's he saying? Water turns you gay? Oh dear. Somebody's going... Paddygonia may have problems now with Alex Jones.

Because he's got the whole corner locked up of water turning the frogs gay. God, this is so monumentally stupid. from Brother Deacon Asa re-pattigonia People who are nominally on our side Are you high? You seriously think all drag queens are on our side? You don't think they're a maggot drag queens? Have you ever

Have you even met Rudy Rudy Rudy Tutti Frii Guli? Jesus, Kincaid, read a book. Well, ha ha! I set that trap just for you, Camel Cardinal. Because as Matt in San Francisco has informed warned us on any number of occasions. Rudy Giuliani is not a drag queen.

That is a man in a dress. Aha! So take that! Haza! So, you know, I just wanted to get that out of my system. I have too much respect for Patagonia. They've been right there by our side in the struggle for Appalachia, for environmental justice and human rights in Appalachia. never heard patty gonia say anything about the horotium of worth of explosives that goes off here where I live once a week maybe that brother deacon said hydrate or die straight i think he's alluding to the fact that gay peeps are referred to as thirsty

well now thirsty is not just out of the gay community thirst traps etc shame on you that you have to have a straight man explaining gay stuff Okay, Tristan. And you know what? That's plenty, and I appreciate the information. That's true, Lee. That's very true indeed. How about a Ramalama Ding-Dong for a respectable company? Absidam-Lutely. Absidam-Lutely. And Patagonia, well, this is tacky and catty.

But Pate-Gon. has proven that he's absolutely willing to drag the good name of that company through the mud for nothing more than his own personal desire for money. Going back to our to-do list, Cynthia in the Bay Area, says, when we take over, I want some. I want some death sentences. handed out for some of these bastards. People are needlessly dead, deliberately murdered

in any number of ways. I want justice for them and I'm otherwise against the death penalty. I understand. And that, well, that dovetails tragically with a story from the Guardian. Again, the

Trump Honto has deported 21,000 human beings that our own state department says are too dangerous to visit. Right about the time that Nitwit, Niro, and Bibi started

their war with Iran, we deported 18 people to Iran. They literally got there days before we started reigning hell and death and damnation and Epstein fury all over the country. The Guardian notes

in the 13 months of Donald Trump's presidency leading up to the war, the United States deported more than 200 people to Iran, Even as the State Department said, do not travel there for any reason. They went according to the deportation data project. The U.S. government deported more than 21,000 people to countries that the State Department deemed too dangerous to visit, according to a Marshall Project analysis of Immigration and Customs Affforcement Data, obtained by the deportation data project from Trump's inauguration through mid-March.

What countries? Well, Ukraine, a war zone. Countries with unstable to no government at all, like Haiti, vicious authoritarian dictatorships like Myanmar. And, of course, when asked, ICE didn't have a goddamn thing to say about it. You'd call me a sweet summer child, but I thought the courts had put the kibaba. on this? Since September the U.S. government has deported three

plane loads of people to Iran. That according to human rights first. A Christian convert was on one of those flights. A political dissonant as well. They're probably both dead. 23 countries are on the list

promulgated by the State Department of Do Not Travel. One of those countries is Venezuela. Nitwit Niro and his gang of thugs have abducted and shipped over 18,000 people to Venezuela. 200 of those weren't even Venezuelan.

How about 1,300 people deported by the maggots to Haiti and hundreds more to Somalia and Afghanistan? Afghanistan's just a death sentence by another name. And at the time we were shipping people to Haiti, we had a do not travel warning for Haiti. We even sent three people to North Korea. You know, where Kim Jong bad golf pants knit with Niro's pen pal rules.

Yeah, Cynthia, we need a list. And as Pride Month begins, oh God. You know, out in Idaho, they passed one of the worst bathroom ban, worst bathroom ban in the country. It can be a felony to potty wrong in Idaho.

And some Brave Soul filed a lawsuit over that stinking legislation in an attempt to posit, you know, preliminary injunction, that sort of thing. The Sexuality and Gender Alliance is a student group at

Boise High School they filed suit in federal court that suit was dismissed and so the felonious peepie law is now fully in effect over the entire state of Idaho why was the case dismissed well one of the students graduated high school and I'm sure has since or is at least since then planning to run like hell to get out of that fascist shithole. It's the other plaintiff that breaks my heart. Because the case was dismissed because that plaintiff killed themselves. Don't have a name. Listed in the lawsuit merely as Jane Doe

and was a trans student who ended her own life in January. The minimum fine for violating this toxic law is $5,000. Raoul Labrador, lawyer, the Attorney General for Idaho, said,

from the district court to the Ninth Circuit, we defended Idaho's right to protect students' privacy in bathrooms and locker rooms, even if we had to drive one kid to suicide. I added the last part. Idaho families can be confident

that this law is fully in effect and will remain so. God, I hope hell's hells. extra hot for Raoul Labrador. Jesus, he sounds like a fucking character from a Hunter S. Thompson novel. One young student said, It's scary having to look around before to see if anyone will see me going into the single-user restroom as I worry about people gossiping and speculating about me being trans.

That was Jane Doe. I don't want people to know I'm trans without my consent. Even students who might be friendly. For me, it's not a part of myself I talk about that I feel is the most important part of my identity. Well, meanwhile, U.S. District Court Judge David Nye, in the dismissal order, said, The Court expresses its sincerest sympathies to Jane Doe's family. Monsters.

Monsters walk along us, and they call themselves family values voters. And they say they are pro-life. As long as that's not just a little trans girl who needs to pee once in a lot. a while like all human beings do oh fuck all of them fuck them to pieces fuck them forever i hate this timeline okay amelio that's quality need a little giggle raoul labrador is great is great at fetching fetch labrador fetch yeah maybe we could have diverted him from all this by just having a yummy stick to throw i want to see where this place is because there's a lot of places named working.

Come on. Apparently this comes out of, let me make sure, don't want to get it wrong. Apparently, Washington State, but I'm not entirely certain. I hate it when, I hate it when journalists,

yeah, it's got to be, it's Washington State. Arlington, Washington, in Island County, you know? there's an old saying in other circumstances those who wear hoods often work forces in other words that

people like Klansman can often be cops and hide under their hoods well this is different this is Arlington Island County Washington from the South Whidby record and it's about a cop a cop named Dustin Bartlett 41 years old placed on administrative leave after being arrested.

A week before the arrest, the Arlington Police Department celebrated Dustin Bartlett, posting on social media and thanking him for his service during National Police Week. They said he was a key member of the drone program and a field training officer who was a negotiator and a rescue vehicle driver. Well, kind of embarrassing when it works out this way. A week later, Dustin Bartlett was busted for child sexual abuse material. I hate that so many of these stories, or that these stories proliferate the way they do, but it tells us a lot about the world we live in.

I think I could probably do, I could have one of these stories every day. you could probably build an entire program around just these stories. Dustin Bartlett's girlfriend actually saw child sexual abuse material pornography on her boyfriend's computer. And it turned him in. She did the right thing. And here's the thing. He tried to hide his hard drives with the child sexual abuse material on. it in a hidden compartment inside the closet of his home.

Oh, there's always closets. Deputies on Camano Island, is it, Kamano, Kamano, Kamo, you know, this is Washington State area, were initially dispatched to a report of domestic assault at the home. When they arrived, Bartlett's girlfriend said she caught Bartlett looking at a pornographic image of a young girl on his computer, and then he swore at her when she told him he needed to report the materials to police. She said she saw other folders on the computer with names like 14-year-old,

but he shoved her away and then started furiously trying to delete files as she called the police. This is disgusting. So the cops showed up and said, I don't think we've got probable cause to arrest him for possession of child pornography or domestic assault. Well, he said he'd stay somewhere else. And the woman repeatedly over and over again contacted deputies and said that she had searched the home. And in a walk-in closet found a little knob that looked like it was out of place on a rack where he hung his bulletproof coppen vest. She pulled the knob, and lo and behold, there were two.

hard drives. Well, Detective Ed Wallace said that he reviewed the hard drive and found 80 files containing child pornography, including dear God, trigger warning,

children being raped. Detective Wallace said in his report the images were located during a brief scan and that more could be uncovered during a full forensic examination. She had to beg. his girlfriend did and so he's still getting paid mind you but judge Carolyn Cliff found probable cause and said you know 10 counts possession of depictions of minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct in the first degree and one count of fourth degree assault domestic violence and set his bail at a hundred thousand dollars here's the thing he's He immediately posted the $100,000 bail.

The prosecutor said she was afraid that Bartlett might try to intimidate a witness or interfere with the case. There God. He could be looking at all of eight and a half years in the joint he's convicted of all the crimes. His pettifogger said, well, he only has a little bit of money to post bail, and he's the primary custodial parent of three children. You know, that part, the custodial parent of three children, should probably be, be a reason to make the bailed million dollars. And the judge actually allowed supervised contact with his children.

Disgusting. But hey. Acab. Right? But there is a far more disturbing story out there. And I really, really, really do want to urge that this trigger warning is for real. I've had this story for over 24 hours. and I can honestly say it's probably the worst I've ever seen or read of or heard about.

This is bad. This is repulsive. This is heartbreaking. Yeah, Micah said, and we still haven't gotten to the trigger. Oh, here we are, Micah. Here we are. Dateline on the story is the 29th of May. Israeli Settler Council issues unprecedented admission of ritualistic.

child sexual abuse after broadcaster exposes cover-up. The headline alone, ritualistic child sexual abuse. And the allegations are in regard to the most hard core of the religious Zionist sector in Israel. the story reads because instead of commenting I think it's best to it's best to just stay with the text the Gush Etzion

Regional Council in the Israeli occupied West Bank has publicly admitted that ritualistic sexual abuse of children occurred within its communities plural a confession that marks the first time a governing body

in Israel's religious Zionist settler sector has broken ranks with years of denial. The extraordinary statement came on 27 May, 2026, in direct response to a broadcast by Israeli public broadcaster Khan 11, K-A-N-11, whose investigative program Zaman Emet aired accounts from five women, most of whom did not know each other,

who described virtual. identical patterns of multi-perpetrator ritualistic sexual abuse in the same geographic areas. The admission did not materialize in isolation. It is the culmination of more than a year of survivor testimony, Kineset hearings, rabbinical warnings, and police investigations that have shaken Israeli society to its core, forcing a reckoning within the country's religious communities over decades of institutional silence. God, it almost sounds like Actually, this is

worse than any... I mean, this is... Oh, Jesus. The broadcast by journalist Roni Zinger on Connil Evans' Zamann Emmett program

presented what investigators described as a compellingly coherent body of evidence. The five women who had largely never met one another yet they described strikingly similar patterns organized multi-perpetrator abuse carried out in the form of ritualized ceremonies

conducted in the Gush-Etsion area south of Jerusalem and Bethlehem. The program did not rely on testimony alone. It also presented audio recordings, filmed confrontations with alleged perpetrators, and statements from mental health professionals who had accompanied the complainants for years, building a picture that the broadcaster said left little room for doubt. the Gush-Etsion Regional Council condemned the abuse in direct terms. How do you not? The acts described attributed among others to people from Gush Etsion

are an expression of pure evil and moral depravity that has no place in human society and certainly not in our community. Oh, the things you could say about that. We wish to state in the clearest possible terms. We condemn acts of abuse and those who commit them, sexual abuse, and certainly that described as systematic and ritualistic is a heinous crime that wounds not only the victims but the entire fabric of our community.

Maybe the community set up the circumstances by which it could occur. I mean, that's usually how it happens in churches here in the greatest country in the history of the world on earth, now today, forever in the universe under God, amen. Predators live. in authoritarian orthodox-oriented spaces. Then they gave their contact numbers for security hotlines, welfare officials, community psychologists, and sexual assault support center help lines,

and ask the victim to please come forward discreetly and immediately. Our hearts are with the victims wherever they are. The thing is, there were previous police complaints that were ignored that people are hoping now will be reopened and paid attention to. in the Knesset, the Israeli Parliament, testimony was taken. The hearings began in 2025. Well, there was one on the 3rd of June 2025 in the Committee on the Status of Women and Gender Equality. Now, this is going back years, and it's bad at, you know, how has the multimillionaire for-profit media

not picked it up could it possibly be that if they tried to broadcast it A PAC would scream anti-Semitism Survivor Yale Ariel told the committee again this is 2025 and nothing

okay we've had committee testimony kind of yeah it feels a lot like the Epstein stuff here oh by the way a gentle reminder Epstein was an Israeli asset Yale Ariel said she experienced ritual abuse from the age of five until her late teens and was forced to harm other children during

that time. She said she had received testimonies from several women who alleged that doctors, educators, police officers, and past and present members of the Knesset were involved in the abuse. She filed a police complaint that was closed after a few months. Yeah. Yale Shetrit, another survivor, described abuse that began when she was three years old. You have no idea what ritual abuse is, she told the committee. The human brain cannot comprehend it. You can't imagine what it means to program a three-year-old through rape and sadism so they can do whatever they want without anyone knowing.

She described being trafficked across Israel from ceremony to ceremony. Naked men stood in a circle. my therapist, her husband and her son harmed me, and there were dozens of other girls and boys who harmed me. She said the police knew about it for a year, but didn't do anything. But much as the Epstein survivors here have hoped, she claimed the people who will fall are very, very senior figures. These people run communities and government agencies.

A third survivor who testified anonymously described abuse beginning at age 11, escalating by age 14 to sadistic clubs run by well-known individuals where she was tied to a post with handcuffs. She described rituals involving the drinking of menstrual blood and the slaughter of animals. They told me no one would believe me if I spoke out.

She said she also filed a police complaint five years earlier and presented a recorded admission by one of the alleged perpetrators, but the case was closed twice due to alleged lack of evidence. I'm right there with you, Micah. Micah says, I bet Epstein knew about this group or was a member. Dr. Nama Goldberg, head of the NGO Loamdott Meneged, Hebrew, not standing idly by,

which supports prostitution survivors, Jesus. Told the committee she had first received descriptions of sadistic child abuse several years ago, my God, when the only person who will listen to you is the only people who will listen to you is a group of prostitution survivors and you're talking about fucking toddlers! She told the committee she had first received descriptions

of sadistic child abuse several years ago. Quote, the account sounded absurd but the testimonies kept coming and would not let up. I wonder if she looks back and wonders about the first time she said, well that's absurd.

That could never happen. They described gang rape by men and sometimes by women. The abuse was filmed and drugs were used. There were rich. practices and symbolism. I presented the police with written

testimonies from five women to this day. No one has contacted me. Meanwhile, the Israeli police. By the way, in case you're wondering, I forget which one it is, but it's either Idemar Ben-Gavir or Belizil Smotrich who's in charge of the Israeli National Police.

She said, I presented the police with written testimonies from five women. To this day, no one has contacted me. Yeah. Superintendent Anat Yaqir of the Israeli police told the committee that a national unit was reviewing all complaints describing them as a top priority in the intelligence division. One rabbi, a senior rabbi from Gush Etzion itself, said to be one of the most respected, the co-head of one of the most respected yeshivas in the religious Zionist world. Rabbi Yaakov Medan

said the parents of teenage boys had approached him with what he described as clear reports of ritualistic sexual abuse carried out under the guise of religious or social ceremonies and he delivered a warning via a YouTube channel the alleged perpetrators were not outsiders he said but people embedded in daily community life including in synagogues and shared religious study settings he said they suffer from social narcissism

the communal tendency to dismiss abuse allegations in order to protect a collective self-image of purity rabbis this is happening he said a desire to see the community as pure beautiful and clean makes it harder to confront serious wrongdoing the cost of denial is born by children and suddenly because a man said it people paid attention

Meanwhile, one problem noted by the Kineset Research and Information Center, well, they said after the December 2025 Kineset hearings, well, Israel has no legal definition for ritual abuse. So it's hard to prosecute these people. Darn the luck, didn't matter that they had direct testimony. No, the cases were closed for lack of, evidence or crime because ritualistic sexual abuse is not a crime

in Israel the times of Israel said as far back as August 2025 again why is this not why is this nowhere in American media why especially in light of what's going on here and around the world with the Epstein

abuses, crimes, rapes. Allegations have extended to sitting Knesset members. One named Hanach Milwitsky was questioned by Israel's serious crime unit. Oh, well, he's been questioned. That helps. A second member of the Knesset,

Avraham Bizzolel, resigned after allegations of inappropriate acts, and just like here, the survivors wake and weep for justice. But I'm not surprised. This is the same Israel in which men were videoed raping Palestinians in prison, and the Israeli government gave them medals. This is the same Israel where they trained dogs to rape prisoners.

It's not hard to find, and you don't have to go to Nazi or anti-Semitic websites to find this. This is direct testimony from the victims. But being as how they're Palestinians, they're not really victims because they're not really human. And we keep writing checks. And Israel keeps cashing them. You could say that the United States, in addition to being, being party to a genocide in Gaza and a genocide in the making in Lebanon and one underway in the West Bank. Well, we're co-conspirators.

Every taxpayer in the United States. But can you imagine if there was any coverage of this in American media? And the problem is American media has to talk about it. It can't be, you know, it can't be. be Palestinians because they'll just be dismissed. They'll just be treated

as if they don't exist. And there's more to this. Micah says, don't forget the one we're doing here laughs nervously. Yeah, Idaho. Those laws are genocidal in nature. No doubt about it.

Cynthia says Epstein probably taught these monsters how to do it. Do it for profit, I'm sure. Good business. you know. More death penalties to hand down as far as I'm concerned. Oh, and of course, I'm sure they'll claim the Bible is justification. I mean, there's all sorts of shit like that in there. God must want them to do it, right? Well, that's kind of the religious and ritualistic aspect of it, isn't it?

I mean, this is some seriously nasty old Bronze Age iron age shit. And, you know, you can find it in the Old Testament. What is it? The Book of Kings? I don't remember. where God tells the children of Israel to kill every living man, woman, man and woman beast of the field, things that fly or crawl, except the virgin girls. Because they are to be saved, to be raped by the priests. Don't blame me, it's in the book. And interestingly, apparently, since he's stuck, to Iran like he's covered in glue.

Nitwit Niro has decided he's really, really mad at Beebe, but not mad enough. Not mad enough to turn off the money spigot. He sees an opportunity to get out of his quagmire, but that requires Israel stopping its genocide in motion in Lebanon. Axios had the story of a phone call earlier today between Nitwit Niro and Psycho Beebe. Apparently, with Nitwit Niro telling Bebe, you're fucking crazy and everybody hates you.

The first thing, the first thing he said that I think is actually true. You're fucking crazy. You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this. And at one point, saying, What the fuck are you doing?

Apparently, according to the Axios report, I mean, he, after a weekend spent, well, we went over the list, didn't we? After a weekend spent grumping and griping on tripe social, he gets on the phone with Beebe, because Bebe is keeping him stuck in a war with Iran that Bebebe promised him would be over before lunch. Oh, Mr. President, the Iranian regime will fall

and freedom will break out all over. Bullshit. Pappy Bush knew it was bullshit. W. Bush knew it was bullshit. Bill Clinton knew it was bullshit. Barack Obama knew it was bullshit. and only one man was stupid enough. Oh, that sounds great, let's do it.

Because he had a dry drunk, if indeed he's dry, sitting over in the Pentagon going, he-he-he-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. We can do it. We'll send the B-2 bombers, Mr. President. Oh, it'll be over in a minute. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Apparently, Nitwit Niro is mad at Israel for slaughtering everyone inside an entire building to take out one Hezbollah dude.

And allegedly, you know, this is one of those I'll believe it when I hear it from his lips, that he was disgusted by the civilian death toll. I catch you out of fucking jail. Well, there's your buddy, nitwit Nero. He goes home and brags us. about how he handles you, how the little Israeli tail wags the great big American dog. And meanwhile, Iran has suspended talks. Yeah, remember us? We won the war, but Iran's in charge of peace? Good God, he could fuck up a one-car funeral, nitwit Nero could.

Iran said the attacks in Lebanon have to stop. That was six. They're playing him like a pawn shop fiddle. earlier he said I'll just sit back and relax I'll handle the I'll handle the negotiations and then Israel

and then Iran said uh-uh the negotiations are off because Israel is continuing to attack Lebanon oh and by the way we're going to close the Straits of Hormuz all the fucking way according to Iranian state media

Iranian negotiators have halted talks and exchanges of texts through mediators my God who we this is going to be one bastard of the summer

are you seeing things not on the shelves lately now causation association is definitely not causation I understand that but I just happened to be in the grocery store yesterday and I had my little list with me

and one of them one of the things on the list was a tub of cottage cheese. We go through a lot of cottage cheese here. It's good and good for you. I was at Kroger's. And there was large curd, small curd, there was a little bit of fat for ages.

Nobody wants to eat that. It tastes like wallpaper paste. But it didn't matter the size. The shelves where the cottage cheese were were empty. And I got to thinking about that. It's like, I don't think we've got a dairy shortage in the United States. You know what I think we're probably beginning to have? Plastic shortage.

that was just one little thing maybe the truck was late i don't know but we're going to start experiencing shortages and there is only one person in the united states to blame for that and you know it's not joe biden

it's not Barack Obama no it's not hakeem jeffreys it's not charles schumer it's not the trans community it's not the queers it's one man

and the people who enable him. Donald, mother fucking Trump, period. End of discussion. End of sentence. I'm just kind of watching the shelves. See what stops showing up. That's just weird. Oh, and one last thing before we go.

From the how can we miss you if you won't go away department. This past Friday, we didn't cover it. Nitwit Niro endorsed South Carolina Lieutenant Governor Pam Evette in the ginormous cluster fuck of a Republican primary for governor in South Carolina Stan. Now, Nancy Hatchet-Face has been running hard and publicly for the job, and she, of course, ran over to X and posted an excrement and said, I know I put the likelihood of an endorsement on the line when I demanded transparency on the Epstein files.

I demanded it because you deserve the truth. All of it. And as a survivor of a corrupt and broken court system, I will always pursue justice for those who deserve it. If sacrificing my values is the price of an endorsement, I will never pay it. Well, Nancy, you may have demanded the truth all of it, but it's still not out there. Three million documents remain hidden by the Department of Justice.

Three million documents that may include video. Mm-hmm. I mean, this is straight out of Esauph's fables. Well, that gubernatorial endorsement grape was real sour, so I didn't really want it after all. Yeah, well, gosh, Nancy, I hope it doesn't hurt too little. Maybe you can go creepering around the bathrooms in the Capitol

and see if you can find any cis people to accuse of being trans. What a week we're off. What a week and what a month we're off and running toward. And I guess, and this is gagging. maggot, the creepy crawley kind. That doesn't make much of a distinction, does it? Tina Peters,

the clerk in Colorado who went to prison for fucking with the election in her county is out of the stir. She walked free of the joint. Guess where she ran to right off the bat? Yep.

The man who looks like rancid hot dog water smells. Stevie 3 shirts. And not even her time in the stir you could keep her from remaining true to her orange Jesus. No, this is kind of multi-layered

because she ran to Stevie3 shirts. And then Jake Tapper, a hard-hitting TV broadcast journalist, was astonished. Oh my. Count County's voting system This took place in 2021 long after the election was over, but presumably it was in hopes of, quote, unquote, proving Donald Trump's baseless 2020 voter fraud claims. The governor's decision is deeply unpopular with Colorado's Democrats.

The state party censured him, and Peters is, shall we say, unrepentant, judging by her appearance today on Steve Bannon's war room show. Take a listen. I know that the Democrats are going to cheat. and no one's really addressing the problem that I spent my time in prison as retribution for, and that was exposing the election machines. Hold on a minute here. Last I checked, she was deathly ill in prison and desperately needed to get out because she was so sick. They must have given her a makeover or something.

that allow the votes to be flipped. Wow, a lot of untruthful statements there. Joining us now is Colorado's Democratic Secretary of State Jenna Griswold. Yeah, because, you know, hard-hitting TV journalist Jake Tapper would probably wet himself if he said a lot of lies there. Please address the claims that Ms. Peters makes in that clip we just heard about Colorado's voting machines flipping votes and the rest. Absolutely false.

And I think the fact of it is she gets out, immediately goes on Bannon's show, and continues to push out the lies and falsehood she's been pushing for years. And make no mistake, these lies have been used to fuel conspiracies, but also fuel the threat environment. And Jake, I also think that her comments shows she has absolutely no remorse. Granting Clement. Yeah, I'm sorry. but the reason she's on she's on the outside now is because Democratic Colorado Governor Jared Paulus folded like a cheap suit.

Mm-hmm. And granted her clemency. Wasn't that sweet of him? Wouldn't that kind? Wouldn't that nice? Wasn't that decent? And she didn't even have the common decency to be grateful and instead went out and bragged about what she got away with.

Thanks, Jared. Thank, hon. And see to her was a grave injustice to Colorado or democracy and election workers all across this country. It was a bad idea. And I am hoping for the best. But Tina Peters shows herself time and time again. She has no remorse. And if I would guess, she would do her actions again.

So you're on the front lines of the election denial movement. And you believe that her release, her commutation will emboldened that movement. So what now do you think? Well, we keep on doing what? Well, never mind to what now, what has. Jared, remember, this is Tina Peters. This is the guy that nitwit Nero claimed to have pardoned, even though he has no constitutional power to pardon a state conviction.

And so now he's going to claim credit for having armed-twisted Jared Paulus into letting her out because Jared Paulus couldn't stand the heat. Makes me, God. What we're doing, Colorado is one of the strongest states for elections in the entire country. That will not change because Tina Peters has been released. We have multi-factor, multi-layers of election security. I've led bill after bill with our legislature increasing our security posture, including, by the way, having a bill put into law after Tina Peters breached her system to make it absolutely crystal clear.

It's a felony to breach systems. But the threat environment continues to be very high. We've seen high turnover of county clerks in a large part because of the threat environment. The people who are in these positions now... Yeah, whatever. The bottom line is a goddamn felonious election denier. is walking free now, who committed crimes that a jury,

tried and true, found her guilty of. And clemency doesn't mean she isn't guilty anymore, and I'm sure that's the thin-wilting read upon which Jared Polis is desperately clinging. Honestly, it would not bother me one damned Iota if this was the absolute end of Jared Polis his political career. God damn you.

Pathetic. Pathetic. Weak. Spineless. Gutless. And blinks at treason. Oh, well. My blood, hey, my blood pressure is great.

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