Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 1 May 2026, Friday-On-the-Front Porch

Episode Date: May 2, 2026

The week ends as May begins and the madness continues. It must be a living hell trying to serve as Julius Geezer's lawyer. The criminal case against James Comey will be an absolute clown show IF it makes it to trial. The "86" business from the mentally deficient occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue alone will be insanity for the ages. Meanwhile, a MAGA influencer comes in from the cold and she comes in with receipts.  

The passcode is 86. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussin with America's only liberal transvility elitists right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch, who invites you to be part of the uprising against mountaintop removal,

CRMW.net. And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is. Roxanne Kincaid. Howdy. And here we go off and running on this first day of May, 2006. It's May Day. Yeah. Day's kind of special for me.

Maybe talk about that a little bit. But it is the first day of May, 2026. This is the horn. The first broadcast day of May, 2026. And, well, you can always find, for those of you who might be discovering the program, the podcast for the first time, it happens. You can always find us at head-on.com. That's where we keep the old holler tree that we gather in each and every Friday, and in which we keep the extraordinary ordinary roundtable

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So thanks Thanks in advance about that passcode yeah about that pass code the camel cardinal brother deacon aces says

god damn you to hell for your misleading password Kincaid you said it was such glee I immediately opened my AP app thinking that glorious day has finally arrived I hope you burn in hell while murder hornets dying on you

yeah it's not a cold it's pollen ralps and in fact I was a couple of minutes late hitting the start button because I was sitting here sneezing my head off. There's a wild cherry tree about 25 feet from the door to the fabulous horn studios, and the pollen, it is cranking out right now, would knock down an elephant.

Does the animal world have allergies, or is that just one of those things, that we humans have as a result of all of that intelligent design. Yeah. Yeah, I feel okay, Ralphs. It's just, you know, from the neck up, I'm a mess. And there will be pauses for sneezing and the like throughout the program. But thanks for asking. I appreciate it.

Yeah, the password, that great and glorious day has not, has not yet arrived, Brother Deacon Asa, but with every passing day, that great day gets a little closer. No, actually, the passcode, in this case, it's numeric, so it's a code. It's a code. 86. Leah New York points out, I'd call in, but my phone is in my other pair of shoes. Obligatory Get Smart reference. Yeah, wasn't Maxwell...

You know, I hadn't thought about that in all of this stupidity. Wasn't Maxwell Smart Agent 86? Because Barbara Fell, of course, was Agent 99. Somebody want to confirm that for me? Because all this 86 business just... It makes my... Well, my mind that was disordered by three years. of having my brains rearranged while I was having that cup of coffee in law school.

Ah, Ralph says, my sister says, yes, animals all have allergies. Good. I mean, not good, but I feel bad for the poor little critters. Can you imagine being a bee and being allergic to wild cherry pollen? Huh? That'd be terrible. They're dandelion pollen. I wonder what critters are allergic to. I mean, I know doggies and kitties can never have chocolate.

Not supposed to have onions or garlic either. No grapes. Yeah. But, oh my goodness gracious, the golden one. Yeah. He does love his watermelon. melon. But while other doggies love

bites of banana, if you try to give him a piece of banana, he goes, p, p, puh, puh, and spits it out on the floor. And it sounds a lot like that. Well, that's wildly in New York. 86, yeah, and it just clicked.

Maxwell Smart was Agent 86. That was not a randomly chosen number. And so, yeah, thank you. Ralph's Agent 86 Maxwell Smart Buck Henry was a genius

but this 86 business is going to prove embarrassing I suspect for nitwit Nero's maladministration when they try to sash this case into court the case

against James Comey and I'm I just can't resist imagining the trial. Because, well, in a criminal trial, A, the defendant is presumed innocent unless convicted upon evidence beyond a reasonable doubt. And in this matter, they're arguing that, what, 86, it's a, it's a mob. time dead at is.

Yeah. Nittwitt Nero Wednesday night, blathering. Eighty-six is a mob term for kill him. They say 86 him.

8647 means kill President Trump. Come me was a dirty cop who knows this full well. He knows no such thing. And again, I wonder... Look, this thing's

going to be bounced out on a motion to dismiss. hopefully with prejudice. But if it should go to trial, ponder this for a moment. As the defendant, James Comey, who is a pretty sharp cookie as it is, has a right to expect witnesses to testify to each element of the crime charged.

And one of those elements in this case is that he by putting up a photo of seashells enumerating 8647 well that that meant he intended for people to agree that that means to a mob term to make Trump dead so they're going to need to put on work with me here these pedig foggers

from the Department of Justice these these escapees from the looney bin of some law school I don't know are they going to have to call a mob boss in

and say you know hey godfather tell me what 86 means and presumably the Godfather will say, yeah, well, you know, in my business, which is the olive oil business, it's a legitimate business. When the olive oil has gone out of stock, or it's, you know, it's like past its sell-by-date. We definitely don't re-bottle it with a new sell-by-date.

We never do that. No, we 86 it, which means that we. get rid of it. So does 86 mean to kill? I know, we don't kill nobody in the olive oil business. No, we just, we get rid of it, we pour it out. And we never do it illegally either.

No, we take it to a, we take it to a dump in New Jersey that another of my family friends owns. And we pour it out because we don't, don't want to, we don't want to be purveying bad olive oil. No. And the thing is, and the prosecutors know this, they can't just say, well, your honor, 86 means to kill.

So we'll move on to the next element of the crime. No, you won't. Oh, no, the hell you won't. That's hearsay. Who did you hear say that? Well, we heard our daddy say that, and what daddy says is always true. Nope, sorry, if daddy says that, you're going to have to get...

Wait a minute, why is the mob boss suddenly the defense counsel? Let's subpoena Daddy and let him talk about it. And the next thing you know, he's on the stand, he's clicking a pair of steel balls in his hand, and saying, yeah, they wanted it. They wanted to 80-60, but I fooled them, I fooled them with the strawberries. I'm telling you, it would be funny. And, you know, remember the original post said,

cool shell formation on my beachwalk. So if he denies having placed those shells in that particular formation, then they're going to have to find whodunit down there in the federal court in North Carolina stand because they were terrified to charge it in Virginia again because that was going to end the same damn way. Nitwit Niro claimed eight miles out, six feet down. Didn't he also lie to the FBI about this? I think so. this is going to be lovely

lovely and here's the fun thing if the government doesn't call him to trial as a witness the defense can as a hostile witness and that means he gets

cross-examined with questions he can only answer yes or no and a federal judge sitting there and defense counsel saying your honor the witness is being non-responsive that's true witness You will answer the question, yes or no.

Eight miles out and six feet down. And it comes from restaurant slang. Refuse to serve, eject or ban a customer from a restaurant or bar. Miriam Webster also says it can mean a way that something has been removed. And nobody knows where this notion that it came from the mob came from, except to say that that's probably what the spirochetes that are still propagating inside the thin gray settlements that slosh around between his ears and pass for brains that's what they're shrieking at him well okay i didn't say i ever heard it from a mob boss but like i saw it in a mob movie uh your honor

uh the defense demands to know which movie uh the defendant or the defendant or the the witness has famously talked about how good his brain is. Mr. Trump, which movie? You ever see the movies? 86 him. The mobster says to one of his wonderful associates, 86 him. That means kill him. I think of it as a mob term.

Meanwhile, Fomtellis there, who has found his courage now that he no longer has to run for re-election, and said, I searched to the end of the Internet last night. I can't find one example where the Noamba 86 had anything to do with any violent threats. So hopefully there's more to it than just the picture in the sand. Otherwise, I just think it's another example of where we're going to regret this

because we're setting a fairly low bar in political physics. Like I've said around here for years, it's what it is. For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. Maybe there's a deep history in the use of this. this word and communicating threats. I just can't find it anywhere. So we can... Defense can maybe call Senator Tillis.

Mm-hmm. So then they asked him on Wednesday whether he thought his life was actually endangering it. It probably, I don't know, you know, based on what I'm seeing out there, yeah. And no one, and it...

No one ever has... I mean, Susie Wiles, come on, honey. You can talk to him. You can tell him when he doesn't understand things. You know, old great-grandpa. No, no, no, great-grandpa. It doesn't mean that. And maybe, Susie, you could also explain to him that which is known as the stricand effect.

The more you call attention to it, the worse it gets. Or the first law of oyster. The longer you chew one, the bigger it gets. And so now 86 is all over the place. Last night talking to Clarence, I noted a photo to which Joy in Ann Arbor had drawn my attention. That showed Miss Lindsay Ladybugs Graham. Those are just my little ladybugs? You don't mind, do you?

No, Lindsay Ladybugs Graham wearing a T-shirt. it was photoshopped, of course, or AI or whatever. This said 69-47, which is probably, well, one of Miss Lindsay's fondest dreams with Daddy Trump, which is my little lady books. Oh, gracious. And Lee in New York pointing out, the unlucky agent in Get Smart was Agent 13, David Ketchum, an agent who's usually stationed inside unlikely

sometimes impossibly small or unlikely places such as a cigarette machine washing machines, lockers, trash cans or fire hydrants he tends to resent his assignments I bet the evangelicals will think he is Judas and Lee adding the witness is unresponsive

the witness Trump Jeremy says every time I hear the 86 is code for murder bullshit I can't help but think this is some of their misdirected hate toward blacks because they think they invented rhymes and heard only the code for murder which is 187 or too fucking stupid to recall it Huh

That's an interesting take And at least as he learned it from a mob boss I want to know the crime he is. self-implicating. That would be cute. Maybe if he's on the stand, read him his rights before he... I have a question for you, Mr. President, but before I ask it, I need to inform you that everything, that you have the right to remain silent, everything you say can and will

be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, or if the only attorney you can afford is like Todd Blanch and counsel for the parking garage and a competent attorney will be appointed for you. You understand these rights. Right? But no, the 86 thing is now catching on.

Oopsie. Recently, he earned the ire of people with working brains by announcing his plan to paint the bottom of the reflecting pool on the mall in DC. Blue. I guess Trump Blue, just like he's going to paint the airplane. Blue.

How do you want your horse, Mr. Bob? This wasn't Mexican bad Bob. This was bad, Bob. How do you want your horse, Mr. Bob? Blue. Stacey Keech as... Bad Bob in the life and times of Judge Roy Bean, starring Paul Newman, and a very young Victoria Principal.

So they had drained the reflecting pool so as to accomplish his goal of painting it blue, but whilst it was dry and drained, someone came along. and this according to a spokesperson for the U.S. Park Police said, around 7.20 a.m. this morning. This morning is redundant by virtue of the 7.20 a.m. Or it could be 7.20 this morning making redundant the a.m. Oh, dear God, here we go. Around 7.20 a.m. this morning.

The U.S. Park Police was notified by the National Park Service of approximately 15 by 30-foot 86-47 graffiti spray-painted in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. An active investigation is underway, and those responsible will be identified and held fully accountable by Wine Box, Janine Piero. tremble, you criminals. Tremble. Yeah. Look for more and more and more. 86s. If a football player where's 86,

does that mean the football player aims to kill someone? What about a baseball player, you know, with a bat in his hands, whose number is 86 huh well he says the threats to his life are everywhere

pounded by the quarter pounder finds himself swimming with the filletoe fishes kicking the KFC bucket yeah but the thing is those three are legitimate threats on his life but that's self-inflicted

have another burger Don is that illegal I mean I remember all the way back to the reign of error when people would say Richard B. Big time Dick Cheney before he dicks you just had his 19th heart attack

send butter. And there's a photograph to go with the story of a great big humongous blue tarp covering up the 8647. Why? Why? Just get the sandblasters in. That's extra hourly labor spreading the tarp, getting the tarp fixed to the fix to the

fix to the bottom of the reflecting pool, wading it down, and then you've got to come back and undo it all and sandblast and are they going to just undo it to the eight and then sandblast the eight and then pull it back a little further and sandblast the six and again and sandblast the four and again and sandblast the seven. And the thing is we've managed to talk about all of this madness without bringing up, you know, the First Amendment. Because it is in the play here. You can't advocate for the murder of the president, but there is no

consensus that 86-47 means murder the president. Actually, within the accepted meaning of 86, the meaning accepted of 86 outside the confines of the shrieking

spirochetes and the thin gray settlements between nitwit near Osir's ears, it means that something is out of of date or out of stock and needs to be taken out of, not served to the public. So, you know, spoiled, rancid. Both of which applied and it went narrow with an argument that, yes, he should be, he should be taken away from being, being in the public eye.

that would be your 25th Amendment there. That's what that would be. On another front, we talked to yesterday a little bit about Graham Platner, he of the Nazi tattoos and platforming the alt-right Nazi anti-Semitic podcast assholes.

Well, Kirsten Mansion has entered the discussion. Yeah. In a story by Susie Madrack over at Crooks and Liars, I know Susie. She's good people, and she's a good writer and a good journalist. And in no way, shape, form or fashion, is she a centrist, that vilest of words among progressives? probably more vile to progressives than maggot because sometimes

we on the progressive left have a little focus problem now as susy madrack reports that john fetterman was asked about main governor janet mill is dropping out of the main primary she might have been able to beat susan connor

And he said, The Democrats really, really like Platner in Maine, but the Republicans fucking love him. It's a great day. If Maine wants an asshole with a Nazi tattoo on his chest, they get him. What made Federman so angry about Grand Platner? Not that he's platformed Nazis and anti-Semites. Yeah, no.

It was the fact that Platner had the unmitigated temerity to criticize Israel. You know, what with A-PAC sending all those sweet checks to Kirsten Mansion. Speaking to a journalist, a video journalist named Nicholas Ballasi, he said, you know, he said, I dig it. You know, in a video where Hamas was beating and torturing Israeli soldiers today, I dig it. That's the kind of what our party's becoming. It's been incredibly disappointing.

And then Susie Madrack adds this, saying over at Crooks and Liars, For what it's worth, I have a friend who was born and raised in Maine, and has been involved in their politics forever. She predicts Platner will be handily defeated by Susan Collins, based on every single opponent she's had. Susie notes, even if there's a blue wave? And this plugged-in politico from Maine said,

she's done very well in waves. I keep telling people, Maine politics is weird, and it's gotten even older, redder, and more conservative. Save your money. Give it to a Democrat who actually has a shot. Like I said, I know, Susie.

and she's no centrist. She's a progressive. But she's a progressive with a functioning analytical ability, I guess we could say. Note coming in from Gina. Allergies, cherry trees are lovely but are not causing your allergies. They're animal pollinated with sticky pollen that sticks to the animal to be carried to another plant. What's getting you are wind-dispers pines, oaks, elms, etc.

Whose flowers you don't notice and with dry pollen that flies through the air. Okay, that makes a lot of sense. I call them trash maples. We've got a lot of trash maples. The ones that come up from the root that are so damned hard to deal with. I mean, if I had the money laying around, I'd like to go out and buy me an electric chainsaw because I've got a bunch of these things and they need to come down. But, yeah, that would make sense.

Gino mentioned pines, oaks, elms, etc. How about maples? Thanks, Gino. That helps. I love that little wild cherry tree. It's pretty. And over the years that we've been here, about 30, I've watched it go from a tiny little sapling to a respectable tree

and at one point in time there were branches on it that grew in such a way as to look like a horse and I would watch it every year when the leaves would fall and eventually the horse morphed into no kidding a dragon I do love nature even when nature doesn't love me back but that's neither here nor there let's see what else

oh how about this and by the way it's Friday on the front porch so in about 17 minutes or so we'll go over the river and through the woods

to the old holler tree that we do sublet from the Keebler elves could somebody get to Keebler elves on the iced raisin bars I know I've mentioned this before but you know it's wild

there are their entire web pages that are devoted to foods that are gone but not forgotten and so I went looking for a picture of the package of the kebler iced raisin bars or a picture of a kebler iced raisin bar just as was the case with Tom Tillis searching high and low for a mob reference to 86 I read all the way to the end of the internet and cannot find a picture of a package of Keebler iced raisin bars. I guess they were so ubiquitous at the time

that no one ever thought to take a picture of that. God, I miss them. Oh, they were just so good. Used to get care packages from home when I was in college that would include a package or two or three of Keebler iced raisin bars. And there are no more. I don't know where that came from. Well, nonetheless, outside of everyone at Fox,

probably one of the most vile right-wingers on television is Scott Jennings. And he's this smug little asshole on chicken noodle news. And he was engaged in discussion on air last night on CNN's News night. And he was arguing with a young man, a pretty sharp political analyst who has already at the end, age of 20 or so found his way to the

TV Commentariat desk and Jennings with that with that absolutely goofy smirk on his face well he got all butt hurt by Adam

Mockler who tends to talk with his hands I've been known to do that too one of them were telling aspects of this, though, is that Geraldo Rivera was on that panel.

What? Is he 90? I mean, I remember when he was making his big break into television. He wasn't going very far as Jerry Rivers, but his career took off when he decided he was Haroldo Rivera.

Investigative reporter. All those look yummy, but those are not iced raisin bars, Ralph's. But damn, I'll take some of those. Those things look like some sort of black forests thing.

Yum. But anyway, Scott, I mean, this is your professional broadcasting here is what it is. Enjoy the, I mean, Adam Mockler is 20, and Scott Jennings is up in his 40s, but from the behavior, you'd think it was the other way around.

I mean, honestly, they have been at war with us for 47 years. We all know that Scott Jennings is more than happy to defend a war with a country that starts with the letters, IRA, that we are currently failing, that is going to put us trillions and trillions of dollars more in debt. I was only a few years old while you were in the administration defending prior endless wars. Now this war is failing. Eight weeks is endless to you? Okay, you said it was going to be four to six weeks. I debated you on TV four to six weeks ago, and you said we were weeks away from it.

Now you're making condescending remarks because you can't defend the first week. fact that this war is not going your way wait one more time not going not going one political concession you're not going out of my face hey well honestly i'm not i'm not going to have this guys everybody everybody get your fucking hand out of my face well his hand wasn't in his face

jennings was getting his never mind hands jennings was getting his ass handed to him and this was a diversionary tactic hang tight no everybody calm down okay we're having a debate you can respond to the points that he's made you name a political concession that we've got here

we're a flashback to the war the skinheads had in my studio i would be mad about we we that's haroldo flashback to the war the skinheads had in my studio oh jesus what was it was sometime in the late 70s jerry we're not a we can respond we have a very simple we have a very simple goal to keep terrorists and a terrorist regime from having a nuclear war weapon that can threaten the United States, our interests in the region, our allies in Europe, anybody else in the world? So you can't answer the question. I would get mad to. I'm going to leave it there. Oh, sick burn as the hip kids say. So you can't answer the question. I get it. I'd be that way too. God. Yeah. Hey, Matt. Matt in San Francisco, Geraldo.

Didn't he open someone's tomb or something and there was nothing there? Yeah, that was Al Capone's safe? and it was full of air. Yeah. Jesus. Oh, God, this is so embarrassed. This is the professional broadcast media. But, you know, once Larry Ellison and his Nepo baby son and Skydance and Oracle or what the hell ever, get hold of CNN,

Adam Mockler will not be back. And by then it will have been turned into in Maggot World. Adam Mockler slapped the shit out of poor Scott Jennings on live TV. Scottie had to go to the hospital to see if he had a concussion. Interestingly, though, a former anchor at CNN opined later. uh that would be uh jim acosta who said uh that's the kind of language it got ron burgundy fired an anchorman and said that the same thing should happen to scott jennings at any other network it would be a fireable offense accosta said he said scott jennings is a blowhard he was a bit of a hot head when i worked at cnn i recall his

glaring at me following one segment when I fact-checked him in real time. But, wow, what happened Thursday night was next level. Mockler really got his goat. Of course, with the Ellison's now gobbling up Warner Brothers Discovery, the parent company of CNN, the new management is likely to take over in the 24-hour cable news station, could simply rehire Jennings if he gets fired, if in the unlikely event he's tossed overboard. Make no mistake, the Ellisons and their hand-picked executive now running CBS News into the ground, she added, and possibly CNN, Barry Weiss, would certainly relish the

opportunity to rehire Jennings. And the CNN regular Julie Roginski also called out this toxic twerp. She said, of course, with the, no, he blathers, he talks over women with particular frequency, interrupts relentlessly, and treats panel discussions as contests of volume and obstinacy rather than exchanges of ideas. He mugs to the camera and rolls his eyes while calling any fact he does not like a lie. It's performative obstruction, the cable news equivalent of flipping the board when you're losing the game. Oh, Ms. Roginski, I don't know who she is, but she seems not to maybe be old enough to recall Crossfire when that was the entire brand eye-rolling. and over-shouting and whatnot.

And it took John Stewart going on there and looking at Tuckio Rose Carlson back before he was even toasting his testicles and back before he was wearing a necktie instead of that bow tie and said, why don't you stop being such a dick? And Crossfire was gone in less than a week. Yeah.

But that's just where, Scott Jennings comes from. And God, it's I mean, it's not even fit to watch. And Cynthia points out, I removed a fully mature green Japanese maple earlier this year, and all by myself, although I use power tools a lot.

The nice thing about the maple I removed was that the roots all went out laterally from the base and near the surface. There wasn't that much. They went straight down deep into the ground. So after the rains, I exposed the roots and chopped through them with power tools and once I'd circled the tree that way, well, down it came. And then I bought an inexpensive steel electric chainsaw and chopped it up with it. I believe the chainsaw was a close-out item when I bought it new at 200 bucks. It sure did the job and if I had to farm it out to someone, it would cost me a lot more than that

chainsaw. I was also able to dig out all the roots one by one while the ground was soft too and now the spot's ready for something else. And while the tree was gorgeous in its day, it had half died in a heat wave and was looking horrid. As to allergies, Gino tells us, as a general rule, if it has showy flowers, it's animal pollinated and is not causing allergies. It's the ones with insignificant flowers that tend to be allergy-inducing. Wind-dispersed plants don't gain anything by investing resources in a visual display that just can't attract wind, no matter how showy. There are, of course, exceptions.

Always. Yeah, and what? You know, maples have those little helicopter seed pods. That makes eminently good sense, and I know you're well within your expertise. Gino and I appreciate that expertise. Jeremy, the juvenile delinquents are busy today. Stop it, Robin.

Black Forest is a ham brand, not a damn frozen raisin bar. Who said the iced raisin bars were frozen? They were iced, not frozen. Come on, Jeremy, here. Have a cue tip. oh, they're cookies. And Black Forest is also, I guess it is a ham style, but it's much better in the German cake form

with a much more interesting name in German, Kirstwolder Kirsteuflder, for aficionados of young, Frankenstein there's the dinner table scene where Dr. Frankenstein said, did you make a yummy sound? No, I didn't make a yummy sound. Oh, I thought you were appreciating the Schwarzenwaldichester. Oh, and a note coming in from Reverbo, apparently I've started something.

Reverbo says, on the subject of vintage cookies, do you remember those great peanut butter cookies called Gauchos? Man, I love those. that that predates me or maybe that was a local thing never heard of those but kebler iced raisin bars but thanks to ralps I also am now jonesing for

Schwartzvolder Kirstorfa well I'm sorry myca damn it sis I'm trying to shop for dinner over here well you're not going to find any kebler iced raisin bars damn it and more's the pity and Jeremy says, how dare you lie about better hams? You know goddamn well you wanted to claim spam in a can since it is best.

I did know such thing. Corned beef in a can is best. You know, with all that congealed fat around it. Actually, it makes pretty good Rubin. Because a lot of the corned beef I get around here in the delis is, ah, kind of rubbery. It's not yummy like the fresh hot stuff. that you get at Slymans in Chicago or Katz's in New York.

Oh, and in the program yesterday, and I think Tara and I also talked about it filling in for Mike, the tackiness and abject stupidity regarding the flags and whatnot, Joy messaged me earlier and said, I wish I'd snagged the picture I saw of a place setting, the King's Banquet as it was equally fucked up, missing pieces, no fish fork when fish was being served, a butter knife or a regular knife should be, the tablecloth was thrown on at an angle exposing the surface beneath it, a real mess, as expected. These maggots are all just tacky. and then Joy added

I physically cringed when the Republican Congress duches were grabbing Chuck and Camilla by the arms on their way out I don't give a shit about these things I don't believe in such a thing as a royal person but I do my best to respect the traditions of others and you don't touch a royal person can't take Congress anywhere

I swear to God see somebody needs to look at the maggots in Congress say I will pull this Congress over I have to do it at least once or twice a week with the juvenile delinquents here. Can't take Congress anywhere. I know. But, you know, you don't

touch the royal person is it's not universal. There's a famous story that comes out of the early 18th century in the

colonies. A Cherokee leader I remember reading about this years ago. named Acconistota agreed to travel to Marrioldi Anglond and was told repeatedly you do not touch the king

I guess at this point it would be like George the second or something I don't know I think they were probably still speaking German at that point but you don't touch the king that rule is not universal when leaders of tribal bodies met in North America, they embraced.

And in fact, even in Europe, there's a scene in the lion in winter where Henry the second meets the young King Louis of France and they approach each other and Louis says, My Lord, and Henry says, Your Grace, or vice versa. And then they embrace. But when Old Okonistota got to London, and was introduced to the king. He did the unthinkable, at least to the English, and approached the king and gave him a great big bear hug.

Okonistota was probably taller than the king, even in his high heels. And the crowd were aghast. But he said, we're equals, we embrace, and therefore did. Okay, Randy Radar says gouchos were peanut butter oatmeal sandwich cookies with peanut butter filling. It sounds like what would later on become known as nutter butter peanut butter sandwich cookies, except without the oatmeal. Sounds good to me. Ah, damn, we're an hour into the program and I'm hungry. Oh, and an hour into the program, we've got a chance to cut our $2,925 fundraising deficit.

by 600 with Bruce and Karen's Memorial Challenge. We raised three this evening. It gets doubled. It becomes six, and we're down to 23, 25. And a couple of shows away from the dreaded $3,000 mark. We found our way to the $5,000 mark in April, and I really don't want to see that again. But there's a story out of the New York Times.

Another inmate from the Manhattan Detention Center where Jeffrey Epstein was being held back in 2019 claims that he found a suicide note which has been locked inside the case file. Ahem until recently. Epstein's former Rumi, Nicholas D'Artaglione, a convicted quadruple murderer, He said he found the note in July 2019 after he was found with a noose around his neck, homemade news, Epstein, and the New York Times treated it as a, because there was allegedly a first suicide attempt, and then the one that was successful on August 10th.

And apparently the note said, time to say goodbye and had a smiley face. An expert named Joey Jackson said, what am I going to do now? Burst out in tears, they found nothing, meaning indicating what was on that particular note and what ends up happening in courts of laws that there's something called a chain of custody.

If you want to admit anything into evidence, we're not talking about an evidentiary proceeding here. We're talking about why it's not in the files and whether it's authentic. It has to be authenticated. So was it a forgery? Was it not? they were roommates for two weeks.

Did he learn his patterns, right? Was he planning, Tartellione, his cellmate, something nefarious against Epstein? So I think we have to really evaluate and question the note and its authenticity. Hmm. Remember if it's something that he penned, right? There are many conspiracy theories concerning his death.

Is he really alive now? Was this all a ruse? You know, how could you lose sight of such a prisoner? Did he take his own life? Did someone else take his own life? Was he suicidal? Time to say goodbye, smiley face. So the note may indicate that he wanted, that is, Mr. Epstein, to take his life.

Indications are, however, he was telling psychologists that, I have every reason to live, I want to fight these charges, I'm entangled in my case. So I think it goes to what was he thinking at the time, and whether or not he actually is dead or maybe not. There are all these theories out there. John Berman at CNN, on the other hand, said, he's dead. I don't think there's any question whether he's dead.

The question is whether or not it was a suicide. This may lend credence if the note is real to it being a suicide. Who writes time to say goodbye and smiley face when they're going to off themselves? I mean, usually isn't it something like goodbye cruel world or a lengthy manifesto explaining why life had no longer become tolerable? Or in Epstein's case, continuing complaints that, He's been framed. He's innocent.

It's all a setup. Right. Time to say goodbye. Smiley face. Then there's that phone call the night before. On a cell phone that nobody knows where it is that went to a number that was answered by a man. And Epstein said he was calling his mother who had been, you know, dead for 10, 15, 20 years, something like that. You know, one of these days, somebody should have a problem.

real good conversation with Bill Bard of prosecution. And then there's Gis Lane Maxwell. Oh, dear. Oh, wait a minute, from Billable Rick. Roxanne, stop telling us how hungry you are, only one hour into the program. It's your own damn fault because you've been talking food porn. I know. And, I mean, there's probably not a piece of Schwarzwalder-Kirchtorta in a hundred-mile radius of me. Damn it. Dark chocolate cake, marinated cherries, frosting, kirshvasa.

Oh, it's so good. There, are you hungry yet, billable? I hope so. But then again, it's afternoon snack time for you. No, but all kidding aside. And, you know, I use Reddit. I know a lot of people in the community use Reddit. And there was a story, and it was pretty much authenticated, that for a while, the moderator of a really, really popular subreddit, it was R-slash-World News,

well, the primary moderator of that sub was none other than Jislane Maxwell. And it's possible she's back. No, no, really. The readers over at R. Epstein found out that an R. means Reddit and U slash and a handle means user. Yesterday, people on R. Epstein found out that U slash Maxwell Hill has apparently been reinstated as a moderator for Our World News. Our World News has over 47 million subscribers.

And user Maxwell Hill, and this goes back to 2014, in a story by the Daily Dot, joined Reddit in 2006 as one of the first moderators of a number of well-trafficked subs, including R-slash-world News. And this time through, the moderator for R-World News joined the community as a moderator on July 2nd, 2025.

So she's down there in that, country club and apparently moderating one of the most popular Reddit forums in the world. Jisleine Maxwell in the meantime has said that she is much

happier at Camp Brian and that she's just being given fantastic privileges there including a puppy God It just gets more rancid by the day.

Brother Deaconaisa says, The Epstein suicide note, was it written in mixed font like a random letter? Did it say, no funny stuff at the end? Hashtag, if you know, you know. No funny stuff. And this timeline truly sucks. There's been a sighting of Maggot representative Anna

Pavel Aguna, and now she's making the podcast rounds, where she said on a podcast called Podforce One that Cole Thomas was a deep state job. No, really? Yeah, there sure is because I did a deep dive, thanks to a source into Thomas. crooks who was the Butler Pennsylvania shooter at 20 year old and his social media footprint which was much more extensive than we'd been led to believe by the FBI

over a long amount of time particularly under Christopher Ray but but oh oh gosh by the way Anna Pavel Laguna you really don't need to put your makeup on with paint roller honey no it looks like you're wearing a plaster mask when the FBI testified that oh he was you know he wasn't an anti-trump guy was a pro-Trump guy well that wasn't true and so why do you think still the FBI has been very hostile to me after I revealed that information why is that do you feel like the FBI is on top of the especially the Thomas Crooks investigation. Thomas Crooks is dead. There's no reason not to release all the information about the Butler assassination, but they are adamant that they've released everything and that while they haven't

closed the investigation, there's nothing more to find. He acted alone. Do you buy that? I think what is interesting about the initial investigation is A, it was done under Biden. period. So the Biden administration, the FBI, this is the same FBI, I remember, that couldn't locate who actually owned that bag of cocaine that was found in the White House. And then also ended up destroying the evidence specifically pertaining to the bag of cocaine at the White House. And so I think that there was a lot. God, you can tell her my mind is for the first time she mentioned it. I thought she said bag of cookie. Thank you, George, and Coorscold. iced raisin cookies Mother's cookies used to sell them but they went out of business

There are many recipes available online If only you knew a baker Who could make you a badge I don't know if it would be the same as the Keebler ones One never does Bag of cookie Come on Roxanne Get your head in the game

From Wave the illegal plumber and HVAC guy singing Brazil No singing Roxanne If you have a puppy and read it in prison Are you even in jail Duh Dada da da da da da da da da da

Brazil As wave said the other night This fucking show I know Well anyway back to the bag of cookie I mean cocaine There is specifically what was interesting About the Butler assassination

nation. And I've said this before. I think that that was intentional negligence. I was one of the individuals that actually asked questions of the former Secret Service Director. We actually had whistleblowers from within the Secret Service that came out that stated that, you know, they were basically not present or told to stand down at the actual, there was a group of snipers that were actually met that day that was coordinated by the local law enforcement and they just so happened to not show up. The area that was left open was literally the perfect location to take a shot and basically assassinate someone. And then you have this aspect of the Biden administration. There's only one problem with this, Anna Pava Laguna. He didn't get hit by nothing.

There was that unfortunate circumstance where a maggot fireman had his brain splattered all over the crowd, poor fella. But no, no. Nobody got hit. So I don't think she's sharp enough to realize she's making the case not for an assassination attempt, but for a scam.

But here we are. ...that, you know, basically gave limited staffing to a former president with Secret Service and everything that accumulated in the way that it was within, you know, hours of him, of crooks being shot and basically, you know, neutralized. The entire scene was done. I never heard any follow-up from that FBI on what happened to the other burner phones.

And also, too, if this was just some random, you know, lone shooter, why did he have burner phones? What happened to his video game console? I mean, that there's a lot outstanding, and I've actually shared this before, that to me, that has all the marks of intelligence and I believe an inside job. That's literally what I think is the ultimate revelation of that. But again, also too, at the same time, I think that, you know, the Butler assassination record and information is actually under the purview of release by President Trump himself. And so I know that there was an initial task force here in Congress that I don't even think did much specifically pertaining to that investigation.

I think that you probably found more information than task force in Congress did. And ultimately, we've also asked to see if we could obtain that information from the president. and so it'll ultimately be up to him. But yeah, I don't think that the previous FBI under the last administration took it as seriously as they need to. And it was very interesting that we almost saw nothing about the shooter specifically pertaining to where did he get those other phones. I mean, what happened to him? There's so many outstanding questions. And then when you look at kind of what happened with him and the rhetoric that was used,

the large-scale targeting of certain elected officials by the Democrat machine, you see the foreign funding tie, and then you see ultimately what happened with Charlie Kirk. I think that these individuals that were radicalized were going after the people that are most influential in this country. And I think aside from President Trump, Charlie Kirk was one of those people. And I do think that he was also on the trajectory to run for president. Thomas Crooks, the butler shooter, just after he almost killed President Trump and did kill Corey Comparatore.

An Iranian assassin was, or an Iranian agent, who was actually a Pakistani man, was arrested for plotting an assassination against Donald Trump. He said he would have been asked by the Iranian secret police to come to America and to murder Trump and other political figures. And he's just recently been concerned. convicted in New York. What, I mean, how, is that a coincidence that just 24 hours after Thomas Crooks fires those shots that this Iranian assassin is arrested? How could that, yeah? Yeah, I was just going to say, as we know, leading up into the 2024 election, there were multiple assassination attempts on

President Trump. Remember, there was also that other guy who was, you know, running around with the Ukraine flag and I think multiple people were targeting the president, but it's definitely, I don't believe, the only assassination attempts that there have been, just the ones that the public found out about. And so what's been interesting is, you know, President Trump specifically understands that he was a target. He understands that, and if you've probably even heard him say it, and that he does believe that his life was spared by God, which I also believe, because, I mean, the likelihood of him turning his head for anything else, he wouldn't be here right now. And I think that we would have an even bigger problem on our hands because what we're finding is, you know, for so long, the rhetoric of

the radical left that is largely due to their ideologies foreign funded has been targeting and using violence as a means of dealing with conservatives. And it is getting people hurt. And I want to go back really quickly to, you know, there were people that were online on social media platforms. And there was a book that came out prior to Charlie Kirk being assassinated. I don't, did you ever see that? I think it was being sold on Amher. Amazon, and it was about the assassination of Charlie Cook. It was put up, I believe, 24 hours or within a... I mean, do you get a sense for just how, A, deeply paranoid these goons are, and B, how absolutely committed they are to the con.

I guess you've got to give him credit, at least, for the second part. A period of time before he was assassinated. Before. And I remember, yeah, before. And I remember kind of seeing that. I don't know if there's ever fall up on it. But, you know, I think for people to not fully trust their government, specifically agencies like the FBI, I don't think that that's, you know, just coming out of nowhere.

I think that that's literally decades of the federal government and elected officials failures and actually being transparent and honest with the American people. And then, of course, you know, we find out about the corruptionist that exists within the Department of the FBI previously and then also to, you know, the deep state individuals and various branches of government that have engaged in coups against the American people. We can talk about Kennedy if you want. But, you know, that's all factually out there. And so I think the best thing the federal government can do is release as much as possible to at least allow the American people to determine their own opinion on that. But, you know, specifically pertaining to Butler, I would like to see the full

reports on that, but I also understand the sensitive nature of it to the president. And so that's why we've asked for. Yeah, yeah, too sensitive to have. I know, Ralphs. What the fuck, Roxanne? You just have to get it. You have to be able to get inside their sickening mindset. That's really all you can do.

and it's a it's a creepy thing to do and I don't recommend doing it for one's own mental health and you know they're dangerously insane not harmlessly insane

oh and I wanted to bring up this and I want to be clear I'm not uh... Bill Bill Bill Ricks says Anna Pavel Laguna Does this woman ever come up for air while talking?

Talk about speaking and run on sentences. I suspect that Matt, it just Gateswurst, put a ball gag in her mouth when they had sexy time. Oh, my God! Ah. Well, I was thinking maybe Matt Gates gave her, you know, a bag of cocaine since that's what she started talking out talking about. Because, well, she's got a little Coke speak going on there for her. Good one, billable. Ugh. Oh, Jude, that's beautiful.

The moon over Mount Rainier. The full moon over Mount Rainier. Just gorgeous. Serene and beautiful indeed, Jude. Thank you for that. Okay. Oh, let's... Oh, my goodness, we're almost to the halfway point of the program. Let's pop in and see who's... feeling conversational there in the old holler tree.

Hey Jeremy. Hey, Roger. Can you hear me? Yeah, I thought you said red rum for a minute. And I thought, wait, does that mean 86? No, no, no, you caught me shoving my fat face with a twigs. Stop the sugar alone. I get it.

So I garbled. I was talking. Well, if you were lucky, you could have some black forest cake, but here we are. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. I only want to hear about black horse ham, damn it. Schwarzwalder-Kershton. Especially if it has raspberries mixed into it. That's a really good black horse ham.

We get occasionally here up in the north. Had an update, went to a endocrinologist Tuesday because they wanted to try to optimize my pump. And they said I'm doing, pretty good. I mean, I've maintained a 7.6, A1C for 90 days. No, no, no, more than 90 days. For three 90 days, so three quarters a year, maintain 7.6. Hasn't gone up, hasn't gone down. Their goal is 7. They said at 7.6, probably won't see complications, but we don't want to push it, you know, any higher to get you to that case. So, overall doing pretty good. And I admit

it to them. I've been doing something that a lot of people do, not quite as desperately and badly. And I said, the reason you're seeing those wild spikes is because I have to ration my insulin. And they said, what do you mean? I said that my insurance says I can only change my pump once every two and a half days. I can't do that. I said, I go through it about maybe two days. So I said, I have to cut back And when I give myself for meals So it doesn't bring me down as fast And I said, that's a big part of it

I said, my other big bitch is that the pump I can't give myself more than 30 units in a meal And she said, that's a common complaint with adults More than you know It was a safety feature insisted on by the FDA when the pumps first started But it should be corrected at some point Where you can give yourself more if you're over 18

And 10 care of yourself It was a safety picture to keep kids from doing something stupid, or not stupid, but mistakenly and, you know, overdosing. But anyway, you gave me a couple options. She said you can start giving yourself basil. For what people don't know, basil is background insulin. It covers you all day long while you sleep. Each where you're standing still helps keep your blood sugar.

A bolus is something you give with meals. It's the extra insulin to help bring down your sugar. So she said you can take an extra pen shot of basil and just use your pump. just foods and not worry about cut out all the other basals in the background and constantly feeding you because he said it seems like your basil is being used more than your bolus to control your sugar

I'm not really into giving myself a separate shot on top of one thing she said or we can try you on some new kind of insulin called insulin like type 2 basically it's double potent so if you take five units it's actually

she said that may help a lot but we have to adjust your pump when it comes in because you're used to giving 20, you give yourself 40, and essentially you could overdose of doing that or so. So that sounds good. The only problem is, I started laughing, I said, you know what I'm going to say? I kind of chuckled.

I said, my insurance company has already told me the brand of insulin you want to give me is not their preferred brand. Even though they're the only ones that make them, they're going to say no. Well, I think, will win or repeal. She said, based on your case alone in your medical church, it'll show you'll benefit from

this insulin more than just someone who wants more potent incidence. So she said, I think you stand a fairly good chance. So we're going to give it a try. I haven't seen anything, any action either way, no denials or anything, but she said, she thinks this will help a lot. So we'll see. That's basically all happened to me this week. Everything else seems.

Yeah, basically, yeah, appeal and the, hopefully your doctor will write the medically necessary letter? I, yeah, and I told them, they may say no, but I say I play, I told them every time I pay blood money for my insurance. Basically, I pay to a high enough tier, but they find it very hard to say no when I say I want something, especially for diabetes. They still can, but more than likely they'll say yes with the doctor,

you know, repeal and referral, just because I pay so much. That's the one caveat to my extreme payments. I make. It saves me in terms of them saying no and also saves them. I'm going to have one out the pocket in the end, even though it probably evens out and it'll still be, dear God, like $30,000 this year for my insurance alone. So, other than that, and I mean, I constantly see people, you know, complaining about how gas prices are going up down in southern Vermont and now it's $4.14, $420 in places. And people keep saying your vote have consequences and I basically said

to the person reply this and fuck them they were warned I don't even want her bitching anymore they knew this was going to happen they just refused to hear it because they didn't like the way she laughed or better yet the other reason they didn't like you no one say it for them in the building where I can't say stuff like that but you know the other reason I didn't like her so well two of the reasons woman and the other reason

well I just had I'm in nowhere near a situation like yours knock wood uh you're type one i'm type two but i just had blood work done on tuesday and they've uh sent me to the maximum allowable dosage of metformin because my a1c was um 7.9 um and i try to watch what i eat but in the deep dark and still of the night jeremy the hoggins does sings to me like the cyrenees did as Odysseus passed through, what was it the old,

yeah, it doesn't come to mind right now, but yeah, and it sings in a sweet, sweet voice, and the next thing I know I'm throwing away a pint of Hagen, an empty pint container of Hagen-Daz, and that's just no good. I feel your pain, and I'll tell you why. My A1C used to be a lot higher. It was closer to the nines, tens, and over the last year and a half, I've dragged it down. The way I did it is I gave up ice cream. Other than occasionally at a birthday party, or maybe occasional Sunday,

going through, you know, I wouldn't really call it a Sunday, but whatever McDonald's ice cream is with a chocolate sauce, and I love their chocolate sauce. I hate to admit it, but I do. I love the taste of that combination. Or an occasional, you know, creamy here there. I don't have ice cream. Don't have it in a house. Don't take it on a plate with dinner. Nothing. Don't go out to get it. And I kid you not when I tell you, for the better part

of 15 years, up until a year and a half ago, I had pint of Benjuries every night, if not two some night. So I understand the ice cream thing. Ice cream was my drug. It still is. That's why I gave it up. It was really hard at first, but once you get past that first month, you can look and say, nope, don't need it. It's like any other addiction. Once you get over the initial hump, it's okay. You'll be okay. And then you can, you can eat it the way as intended as a treat, not as a crutch. Trust me, I did it. I have an addictive personality, if anyone had. Yeah, I mean, and the other thing is, you know, I love Asian food, so there's a lot of rice involved. I mean, it's not even so much me sitting around knocking down Hershey bars or anything.

damn it i love rice and potatoes and pasta i mean after that what's left jeremy what's left well that's the kid and then this is a major confusion with people we'll try to get this across the horn too people here type 1 diabetes or type 2 diabetes you can't have carbs that's not true at all there is nothing i cannot eat not a thing on this earth i cannot eat as long as i match it with insulin and i i told this endocrinologist or this nurse especially some pumps is listen I cannot live like a cow. I cannot rely on just meats and vegetables. I said, I like breads, pastas, sugary things.

I said, I'm going to maintain my life. Do I have my whole life? And I've told them since, you know, 10 years ago, the day you say something has to change, I'll do it. Until then, nothing is being altered. And I said, I'm a perfect test case. Whatever I'm doing is okay. We're 10 and a half years in, and I have no complication.

Not even a slight one. I don't have a couple of nerve twinges in my toes. ever known then, but nothing that would ring home about, hey, especially the eyes. That's my big thing so far. So it can be done. It's nothing to the world. I tell people all the time, I've told you, I tell everyone I get the chance to say this. I know I have it better than probably 99, probably at least 99% of this earth.

Because of where I live and who I am, point blank. Even in my medical condition, I still have it better than people would crawl across broken glass made with minds to live my life. I know that. And at one point in time, I had my A1C like down to 6.5. And, uh, well, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, right? My father is a type 2. He's genetically pre-exposed because he is a man of color. And he used to weigh a ton of weight. He's lost over 100 pounds since he went on his diet. but he's also good at compartmentalizing things.

He is able to cut off whole groups of foods, and I kid you not, he has maintained as a type 2, an A1C of something like 5.6 for years without flinching. Unfortunately, it's ticked up a little bit in the last few months. He fell back into getting pies and desserts. He's trying to kick it back out. But for years, I mean, he stringently would not have this, would not have that. And I said, I can't do that. I know I can't. I refuse to do that. Not that I can't. I refuse to do it.

Anyway, probably losing viewers with the diabetes talk. I have nothing else other than, I guess, everything's okay. A little larger talk now, I guess. I'll go back to work. I'll have an early night. Okay. You take care, Jeremy. Hey, Roger. I'm not sure if Roger's actually here. We'll find out in a second. Oh, and there's been a Callista Gingrich Citing. I was trying very hard to keep her forgotten.

You know, the wife of Newton-Leroy Gingrich, amateur paleontologist, the intern that he was banging like a cheap gong while he was decrying the immorality of Bill Clinton during the great cleanest hunt. This is the woman that he served divorce papers on his wife over when she was on her in a hospital bed recovering from cancer.

Classy guy that Newton, Leroy, Gingrich, amateur paleontologist. Well, and of course, you know, at one point, in the first Trump administration, wasn't she the ambassador to the Holy See, and they had to institute a rule that when she entered the Vatican, she had to gargle with the holy water. Well, now she's ambassadricks to Switzerland. And this is kind of a visual, so talking about it on the radio is a little bit weird, but this has got to be AI.

She is face-tuned within an inch of her life, and she's like one pixel away from welcome to the Hall of Presidents she's announcing a trip she's taking back to the US of A for the Select USA Investment Summit, whatever that is, and that's what, Sunday through, well, the third through the six, Sunday through Wednesday? Ingrid, the United States Ambassador to Switzerland and Liechtenstein, and I'll be leading a delegation to the Select USA Investment Summit May 3rd through the 6th in National Harbor, Maryland. The Select USA Investment Summit brings together thousands of business leaders,

government officials, and industry experts to advance foreign direct investment in the United States. This is where partnerships are built. Is that actually her at all? direct foreign investment in United States. And deals are made. There is still time to register, and I invite you to join us. Visit selectusas summit.us for more information.

Thank you. Can't you just imagine her? Am I beautiful in this, Newton? Am I? I feel beautiful. Look, my face looks like it's a porcelain. mask and she's wearing this Kelly green suit in front of a green screen. God, they're all of them.

To a person. Just awful. Just awful. Gross. Yuck. Disgusting. Oh, and Muller Moses, Mike Johnson. Well, he said, Kelly and I are celebrating our 27th wedding anniversary today.

I've never been more grateful to God for this incredible woman with whom I've been blessed to build a life, an amazing family. As the wise King Solomon proclaimed, that's a guy who wanted to cut a baby in two, and somehow we call him wise. An excellent wife is the crown of her husband. Mine certainly is, well, Mikey, how much of a crown is she really, if she, or if you, and your kid have to monitor each other's porn consumption. Does Mrs. Johnson also have a porn monitor? Yeah, there are several boys in the current photograph, and you wonder which one's on the porn monitor?

Oh well With any Any luck at all Maybe Maybe we'll be shed of them in a few months God I hate thinking about the new Congress Not because I don't want one But because it

That makes me think of January And thinking of January makes me sad And uh New It Niro is getting Meaner Meaner by the day He can't get too far away from Florida Duh. So he showed up at the village's retirement community in Florida earlier today and stood there

and insulted these elderly residents of a retirement community to their faces. Dollars now, now think of that. Now I don't happen to be a senior. I'm much younger than you. I'm a much younger man than you Look at you old guys Wouldn't you like to be my age It's young, vital, vibrant Now I'm much, much younger than the people in this room But I feel I can relate to you anyway

See now the fake news will go tonight And they'll say He's claiming to be younger than the people Do you understand? No, I don't think anybody's going to say that They're going to say Ah, he's nuts And he's standing there in front of a banner

that reads no tax on social security. And while there, he bragged about his cognitive assessments, his mochas, the Montreal cognitive assessment, telling him, I took three of them. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don't think Obama could pass it. Did he get into Harvard with C average?

The first question is a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. A lot of you wouldn't have been able to answer those questions. It's kind of an admission that they made him memorize the test. They gave him the answers. And it's a dementia screening, and he thinks it's an IQ test. Christ. And then during the same speech, yacking about his cognitive scores, there's a day coming. There's a day coming.

Fantastic job. But I just felt, and I put out yesterday's statement, I think anybody running for president or vice president should be forced to take a cognitive examination. Utterly oblivious to the fact that you only give that cognitive test to people who are displaying signs of cognitive dysfunction. Yeah. I mean, you get a guy, he gets in and he's got a good line of crap, he gets in, and all of a sudden you're stuck with a man who's a moron. You know, this is not good.

Yeah, we know. We know. We're there. We live it every fucking day. You goddamn mental defective. A good line of crap. And you're stuck with a man who's a moron. Over at the Tennessee holler, they said, Amazing.

You must be feeling like people think he's a real dummy to be talking about this so much lately. Ron Philikowski with stroke ass behind it, sarcasm. Oh, that'd be bad if that ever happened. And we're in so much trouble. So, so much trouble. And now, again, what we talked about earlier, the stricand effect, he's made the 86 thing a big deal. Mark Davis is a member of Congress, or not a member of Congress, but rather, he has run for Congress a lot. Mark Davis

He's neither a Democrat or Republican He's an Air Force veteran And he's selling merch now Hats, T-shirts, and license plates That say 8647 Speaking to NBC News Earlier today He said

Arrest us all I dare you I'm done staying quiet I've got a family I've got kids And I'm watching this country get dragged through chaos and Davis speaking again to NBC News said it's silly. 86 is a restaurant term.

It's a response to years of intimidation and shit from this administration. And I'm just not playing that game. You know, good for you. And there's probably going to be 86s all over America, from sea to shining sea and across the fruited plain. and it's entirely his doing. Bad news out of the Fifth United States Circuit Court of Appeals, that is to say, an insane asylum,

they sit in New Orleans, and the Fifth Circuit has jurisdiction over Texas and Louisiana. And at Louisiana's bidding, this maggot house of Bedlam has ruled, and this is just a circuit court but they've ruled and reinstated a nationwide requirement

for women to get Mipapristone in person and not by male the decision was of course written by a maggot appellate judge Kyle Duncan and see you and reporting the story

said. Referring to Louisiana abortion prohibitions, they wrote that the current federal regulations create an effective way for an out-of-state prescriber to place the drug in the hands of Louisiana's

in defiance of Louisiana law. So Louisiana law controls the entire United States, I think not. Louisiana has jurisdiction over the United States. United States Postal Service? I think not.

I know not. Next stop. Our most puissant, dread sovereign, Supreme Catholic Majesties, because this Looney Bin circuit, even a rehearing on bunk, isn't going to help.

And Louisiana said, well, a mail order abortion pills undermining our abortion ban and keeping us white men from controlling the bodies of the little

Little Women's. The ACLU was not impressed. They said this decision defies clear science and settled law and advances an anti-abortion agenda that is deeply unpopular with the American people. For countless people, especially those who live in rural areas, face intimate partner violence or live with disabilities. Losing a telemedicine option will mean losing access to this vital medication altogether. Oh, and by the way,

Mipha Pristone for anyone wondering is actually overwhelmingly statistically safer than the blue hard-on pills that I feel quite confident that the members of the 5th United States Circuit Court of Appeals dude bros probably gobble like M&Ms

It also has fewer side effects than panacillin. oh well I noticed Ben came in Robin I've asked him if he wants to speak feel freely because Roger seems to be AWOL at the moment yeah Roger said

yeah Roger said in the chat that he was going to be out helping in the yard I think you know Ben had mentioned some health issues in the past and I kind of wish you'd give us an update that's why yeah it looks like I'm muted

go ahead of them hey Ben hey Ben you may have to go out and come back in we can't hear you even know you're unmuted. Okay. Okay, better? Are you there, Ben?

Yeah, I got nothing on my end. I can't see any reason why he... Me? He must get on his end, unfortunately. Oh, wait. We heard him now. He just lit up. You're lighting him now, Ben. Hello? Yeah, hey, Ben. There you go. You're good.

Okay, there we go. How's it going, everyone? Among the living. That last Saturday was stupidity. To say the very least. And that was nowhere near a normal. White House Correspondent standard because

Vice President's not even supposed to be there. Yeah, neither's the FBI director. No, I don't know what they're doing. They never have the chain of succession in line except for at the, not even at the swearing-in-in-in together, but they never have the full line of everyone there at one time to knock out. You know what a travesty to be in the country? They got them in one swipe.

I mean, we can joke about it, but it'd still be horrible. for our country. Yeah, and that guy has manifesto is exactly what we all feel right now. That's exactly how we all feel towards this regime. Yeah, to a certain extent, yes, the entire country is undeniably stained by the conduct of these punks. No doubt about it. We are an embarrassment to the world because of this man. And how bad is it?

And this is just an example. You know, yesterday, when Whiskey Pete was in front of the Senate lying his ass off, he talked about the cost of the war so far and how much more money the Pentagon wants to go on prosecuting its illegal war. How bad is it when the foreign minister of Iran comes out and says the Pentagon is lying? and probably has the truth on his side. Iranian foreign minister Abbas Raji on social media said, The Pentagon is lying.

Netanyahu's gamble has directly cost America $100 billion so far, four times what is claimed. Indirect costs for U.S. taxpayers are far higher. Monthly bill for each American household is $500 and rising fast. because, well, the acting comptroller, because everybody's acting, won Jules Hurst, under oath said that we've spent $25 billion so far on this stupid illegal war, and according to the New York Times, Hurst did not elaborate on the figure,

which was strikingly smaller than the $200 billion the Pentagon had initially requested for the conflict. suggested a major slowdown in expenditures since the start of the war when officials estimated it had cost more than $11 billion in its first six days. They can't even keep their lives straight. And the foreign minister of Iran has more credibility than the head of the Pentagon does. And Robin, I want to deviate for about 10 seconds and ask you a question. There's nothing to what you're talking about. Deviate away.

Are you covering for Mike with Tara in the next two days or for yesterday and today? Yes. Did you use Super France? Is it working now? Oh, yeah, yeah, it worked very well. It worked very nicely. Thank you, Jeremy. Okay, carry on. See, I'm carrying on. Shame on me. Put it down. Just fucking talk. Just talk. Put it down. Keep on.

Now, the Center for American Progress also said, we're $33 billion in the hold during the first 39 days of the illegal war and now we're at 60 and by the way Mullah Moses Mike sent Congress packing you know so nobody in the Congress can challenge Nittwit Nero's illegality by the way Stephen Semler who's an independent policy analyst

said the first two weeks of the illegal war cost $29 billion and said, Hegesith lied to Congress when he said the Iran war has cost $25 billion. It cost more than that in the first two weeks. And then there's Rokana on Thursday saying that this stupid adventure has cost Americans over $630 billion. It's $5,000 per household on average because of the increase in the price of food, the price of gas, the price of electricity. We need to end this war now and help the American people reduce costs.

Act in haste, repent and leisure. But again, here's the weekend. And who knows what they'll get up to by tomorrow morning. Because they're talking about the final blow against Iran. What does that sound like? Yeah. And former Homeland Security staff at Miles Taylor, talking to Nicole Wallace yesterday, said the obvious out loud, namely that Nitwit Nero is losing the war.

The difference between Kevin Warsh and Pam Bondi or Todd Blanche is that he has to convince 11 other people to go along with him. And right now, the feeling at the Fed is not to cut interest rates. It's maybe to move to a place where they could go either way. here. So it's not a unilateral thing. Kevin is a, is a persuasive guy. The chair of the Fed is a powerful position, but he has to bring 11 other people along with him. Miles, have you seen Trump in a moment like this before, having worked for him in the first term? Well, we tried to prevent a lot of moments like this, Nicole. I mean, I don't say that facetiously. I mean, there were wars, conflicts, international crises he wanted to foment like this, including the

the first term. He was considering going to war with Iran. He kept a number of us out of the room, as I was told by the White House chief staff's office, because we were naysayers, because we were people who were trying to convince him not to. Now he didn't, but he's there. I've never seen him this unraveled, Nicole. He almost always, even in a losing situation, tries to find some way to put Donald Trump lipstick on a pig and say, well, look, I won, even when he didn't win. The fact that he is still considering military options is the biggest admission you've gotten from this White House that they know they are not winning, that they have put the United States in a losing position. Unfortunately, almost none of those options you read off, citing Axios reporting, would put the

United States ultimately in a winning position. Remember, Nicole, we were told that the nuclear program was going to be decimated. It was implied that the entire Iranian regime would be changed. It was said that Iran wouldn't be able to attack its adversaries in the region. It wouldn't be able to fund its proxies and the Strait of Hormuz would be reopened and its capabilities militarily would be decimated. None of those have been achieved. Those have not been achieved. And in almost every scenario, it looks like the United States will end up worse off vis-a-vis Iran than it was before. And so I'm not surprised to hear that Donald Trump wants to drop more bombs and create spectacle so we can say that something changed since very obvious failed negotiations.

I mean, and let's not skip over what the options are. One involves a mission that based on, as you said, the Axios reporting, involves sending special forces into what, to dismantle, destroy steel, the enriched uranium? I mean, that sounds like a riskier military operation than anything that's, that. been contemplated to date. The other is to take over part of the Strait of Hormuz. There's a blockade of a blockade of a blockade that doesn't seem to be going very well. So that's an escalation of something we haven't, we're not exactly crushing. And the others to bomb their infrastructure, which goes very close to the line that Donald

Trump's telegraphed he wanted to cross and invited outcry from across the ideological political spectrum. Are you clear on this 60th day of the war what the objective is? No, not at all. And I'm going to tell you if I was in the situation room, Nicole, I would be having this conversation with the president. On that first option about going to try to get the fissile material, look, it seems very compelling.

I'm chief among people who want to see Iran without a nuclear program, but that is an operation so risky. It belongs in Special Forces video games and not reality. I mean, if it could be pulled off without casualty. He's a losing. Drop more bombs and create spectacle. Not worried about the spectacle, you know? Watch your peas and cues, Robin.

You're surrounded by two-thirds of the juvenile delinquents now. They're in danger. Oh, dear God, the Colombian spies in there with you, isn't he? He is. Just remember, you're not in here with us. We're in here with you. Yeah, but I can still pull this program over, by God. And from the Department of Gee, I hope it doesn't hurt too little.

Guess what? That con run by Little Benny Dry Wife Shapiro is laying off people left and right from the daily. Wire. Over at the wrap, they reported Benny Drywife Shapiro's right-wing media company confirmed the layoffs in a statement

of media on Friday afternoon saying that impacted staffers are a number of teams and layoffs were largely concentrated in its Nashville headquarters. Aw, too bad. Today, the Daily Wire made a difficult decision to restructure

the organization, which included layoffs to a number of teams. and, well, maybe the taste for conspiracy theories might be drying up a little bit. Mitchell Jackson, the founder of BCC Communications, said, despite the press releases, the Daily Wire was pushing to billionaire's blogs that few people read. It's been an open secret in the media that the Daily Wire was crashing. I'll say this about the Daily Wire layoffs. This is Mike Nellis.

when I did their show Bar Fight back in February, the folks I met who were just regular people working their hair, makeup production, were very nice and professional. I imagine a lot of them have families, and I'm sending some love to them, even if we have political disagreements. Well, good for you, Mike. Good for you. But, you know, they went to work for them, and they knew that they were snakes all along.

There's that snake analogy again. Darn. Of course, little Benny Drywife Shapiro. and Matt Walsh and the rest of the Michael Knowles, those creeps, they're not going to be on a non-stop diet of rice and beans anytime. And I don't know why I use that. I love rice and beans. I guess they could get tiresome after a while.

Good protein, good starch, carbs, yeah. But, gee, little Benny, sincerely, I hope it doesn't hurt too little. Because, again, nobody read it. nobody read their little blog it was just a constant grift for attention from the villainaires oh and I mentioned

Eric Kukukukerk the other day and played the clip of her saying you know every day it's somebody in white face mocking me and I'm just so tired they say I'm incompetent to be a villainaire well

she appeared for that video with like a snapback all black cap and some sort of black athleisure wear and it took me a minute until I realized oh my God

she's trying to Bogart Janet Jackson's style from a generation ago Miss Jackson if you're nasty And I thought she thought the look of one of the jokers clowns from Batman Returns was a good look Yeah Well now

Ashley St. Clair has turned on her former friend Erica and her remarks that she was being dehumanized well Ashley St. Clair over on the tiki talking machine she said there was

no small amount of dehumanization at Toilet Paper USA. I don't know. My name is Ashley St. Clair. I was a mega influencer involved in mega politics for almost... Oh, and it's a makeup video. Now, I had made a TikTok about Erica Kirk being upset about the Druski Skit calling it white face,

which white face isn't real, okay? It's objectively not real. Okay, blackface is real because of the history in this country and the blatant racism associated with it, okay? White face is not real, but... What the fuck? Has she caught a woke mind virus or something? I will digress.

I, after I posted this video, I deleted it because I thought the comments to Erica Kirk were too mean, and I don't know, I'm a sap, and I don't agree with her on really anything, but I was like, oh, this woman's being dogpiled in my comments, and as a mother, I don't know, it was just uncomfortable. And I thought I was being as charitable as possible to Erica, just giving her advice from my experience that I think the people giving her advice are awful.

I think she needs to log off and take some time, because that's what was most helpful for me when I was going through a lot. Nonetheless, this video has still been making the rounds on Twitter and going viral, despite me not. even being on that god-forsaken platform because again they're suing me also i'm going to go try this infallible pro blow again because i'm so mad about the luminous silk still um she's mad about her makeup i've made a big mistake i've put too much on but we're going to roll with it now if people want to keep me in this conversation whatever then i actually uh could you probably

could you possibly get a little note over to uh uh a callista gingrich about uh uh all that putting too much on and maybe maybe uh b cc anna pava laguna while you're at it i will keep talking about it and i will tell you guys how i really feel because i also have text from charlie that i think could help everyone in this moment now rica kirk goes on this long rant about dehumanization and that the epidemic plaguing this country is dehumanization and we're not even going to go into the rhetoric of Charlie towards the end. Dehumanization.

All the trans people have entered the room. End of his life, okay, because wasn't great, okay? Saying that you're not going to get on a plane if there's a black pilot, like, dude, what the fuck? Nonetheless,

if we all remember in the aftermath of Charlie Kirk's assassination, many, many people got fired. Okay, the right wing and MAGA went on a freaking jihad over anyone who said something, anyone who really wasn't sad that Charlie had died. They were not understanding about this at all. And to me, I get a lot of criticism. I have people who are still very angry at me for my contribution to the harmful rhetoric and this goddamn dictator umpalumpa in the Oval Office.

Okay. When, I just want to know, when was her road to Damascus moment? God damned oompa-lumpa wannabe dictator in the Oval Office? Honey, come over, come over to the side of light. We have cookies. They're not kebler iced raisin bars, but they're cookies and they're good. Oh, I feel like this is. You're probably going to give me, you're probably going to give me.

pushback on this, Robin. And that's fine. It's your opinion. That Nate guy you're talking about. Now, I don't know if you've ever actually watched him. I've seen a few of his videos. But I feel in some ways two things can

coexist at the same time. Yes. I saw he's had some controversial stuff. Nate? Who's Nate? The Holla guy. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. He's actually more liberal than he is conservative. He dishes on them constantly. So this is kind of like her.

Not the same thing, but two things can actually happen. You can be of two minds of them. I'm trying to point that out. I would agree with her. I think this is to save her own ass. Some of the stuff he's probably done, but two things can be true. Okay. Okay. But this, I mean, I'm trying to figure out when and how Ashley St. Clair was a MAGA influencer because she hasn't said anything maga yet you know what i do i'm understanding of that because i am being introspective about my own contributions here but they don't they don't seem to have this introspection instead they got people fired people they have not followed up with

these people they have no idea the damage they did to people's lives because they they got them fired from their jobs there's a professor who won't get tenure because because they disagreed with her sentiments on the death of Charlie. And all of this is in the name of, you know, honoring a man who was killed. But if you want my real opinion, I don't think anything has been more dehumanizing and disrespectful to a dead man than what Turning Point, Andrew Colvette, and all of those folks have done to him after he died. One thing about Charlie is Charlie liked results. Charlie liked when things were viral. Charlie liked when there was social media engagement. And I don't think he would be too happy that they have been posting from a dead man's account and keeping his show alive just for it to fucking flop. Okay? The videos on the Charlie Kirk Show YouTube channel are flops. I could get more views doing a stupid TikTok sound than these people are. getting on the Charlie Kirk Show YouTube page. Nonetheless, okay, they do this whole video, this live stream, a special message from

Erica Kirk. And something that has gone rather unnoticed because it wasn't in the live stream, but it is on the YouTube channel, is halfway through this special message from Charlie's widow is a fucking ad read from Andrew Coltage. He's so unhinged that he is able to teach children by day and then attempt to murder the president of the United States by night. On TikTok, teens get over 50 built-in protections from the start. But for parents, further visibility and control of content can help create the right

environment. That's where family pairing comes in. Who the fuck puts an ad read? By the way, it's an ad read for TikTok, ironically enough. Who the fuck puts an ad read on a message from the dead guy's widow on his show that you guys are insisting that you run? weird enough, right? Okay? But then she

again, she goes on this rant about dehumanization and basically she's blaming Drusky, Candice Owens, and the left. That is what Magus doing. They are saying that these people are... By the way, I'm getting some great makeup tips

just watching her. I want to tell her that Charlie got exactly what he wanted. He got results on that last video. I mean, he got results for his own words, and he got a viral video of it, for sure. I mean, it's a win for channel. I see nothing wrong with it.

Still lost that gun debate by a long shot, though. But he leaned left to the last second. That's all that counts. He gave up the hate. But from my own personal experience, I had engaged in a lot of harmful rhetoric, transphobic rhetoric to the trans community. At no point when I was engaging in this harmful rhetoric, did any trans person or person, or,

someone who supported the trans community, threatened to take my children at gunpoint. That did happen, however, after someone decided, and all of MAGA, after I was remorseful, and I humanized the trans community, and I said, hey, I'm actually remorseful about my dehumanizing rhetoric. I am remorseful about the damage that I did to trans individuals. After I posted this, the entirety of MAGA and the right wing with their trans panic dehumanized me and my children and said they want to take my child at gunpoint.

I am just absolutely sick of these people blaming the left and everyone else except themselves for the current conditions of the United States. Get ready with me. The administration who is arresting Don Lemon. and MAGA is cheering. We have an administration who is arresting James Comey. Okay. And you want to sit here and talk about dehumanization? Do you really think James Comey and Don Lemon are our biggest issues? Why don't you

speak out about that? Why are you only speaking out when people are saying not nice things about you? When you really think about it, you just want to speak in broad terms about dehumanization, but you don't really give any examples. and there are plenty on both sides, one more than the other. And that's the side you're a part of. And again, whether we like to admit it or not, Charlie played a big role in this towards the end of his life. And I don't think that anything is going to get better

unless there's a recognition about your own role in the nightmare that is currently plaguing America. If the financial situation at Turning Point is so bad that you need to interrupt this special message from the widow of the founder to have Andrew Colvette's stupid fucking face pop up and do an ad read. You should adjust course instead of doubling and tripling down like you appear to be doing. You want to talk about dehumanization, but do you know if any of the people fired in the name of your late husband had children? Do you know if those children were able to eat? Do you know if they were able to keep their home? Because, again, not all of them had to go fund me for security as you did.

And again, Charlie and I disagreed vehemently, politically, both publicly and behind the scenes. But when I was young, there was a time that I was going through a very public media crisis. And Charlie gave me really good advice. And maybe you or anyone else. can take it. I know some people will have to consider the source, but Charlie said, keep creating good content. Don't engage with these people. I know it's tempting and you think the world is crashing. I understand. Focus on new positive content. Don't be bitter. Smile more and keep producing. Remember what I told you. The more you repeat their nonsense, the more people

get aware of it. Don't hesitate to text me whenever you need it. I have been through this, but this is happening quicker to you than it ever did to me. You have the correct enemies. What will drive them mad is the constant flow of creative, strong principal content. Don't sub-tweet them. Don't let it even show that you are getting hit. The way you navigate a chapter like this will determine the course of your entire career. These pop up every 18 months or so.

You are leveling up. The people who engage and put themselves into disputes remain at those levels. to break through to higher planes, you have to pierce through the noise. So a broken clock is right twice a day, I guess. And it's difficult for me because my entire youth was formed by this movement and these people. But I just, I don't know, I'm really sick of people pretending like they're not part of the problem. And I know, because I did that for a long time, I pretended like it was just the left who was dehumanizing people and that the right was just on the strong and mighty course. And I encourage people within MAGA to really look at what's happening in this country and what you're a part of.

And turning point, you should fire people before you do ad reads on your dead husband show. Jesus. I don't recall ever hearing Mea Culpa of that order. Do you all? Anybody? No. Wow. That was amazing.

Yeah, Ben. And I mean, I think there's a lot of depth to it because, you know, she talks about, I mean, child abuse? Yeah, the abuse of a child's mind. mind is child abuse. And she's saying that through her adolescence and into her young adulthood, her mind was being abused by these maggots. And I don't know if she's been to therapy or heard a voice coming from a burning tree or what. And I'm not going to fall for it. I'm going to maintain a healthy degree of skepticism.

But when you consider what a hate factory toilet paper USA was and is, and someone who was near and dear to them is suddenly, I mean, in her own word, she says, I'm humanizing the trans community. I appreciate it. I do. But we've been human all along. God.

You must mock my holy book, at least mock. correctly it was a burning bush god damn it well it's a matter of translation burning tree burning bush i i know i'm just giving you a shit i know i know i know i just think back to years and years ago you know i was a ginger and my ginger's hair turns white early on just asked mark twain for instance um and by the time i was in my early thirties poof i'd i'd gone white You know, not silver, not gray, Santa Claus White. Speak for yourself, my mom is going to be 77 this year. No, 7.8 this year. Her hair is still red, naturally.

Okay. It happens. But I visited a friend of mine. It was when my, it was during the funeral for my mother, and I popped down and saw an old high school friend and walked in and said hey how you doing and he looks at me and goes my god when did you see the burning tree because you know that's when moses's hair turned white but this is you know this is this is this is prodigal daughter territory if she's real and if her if her repentance is real and her um realignment is real i mean this is this is real i mean this You know, she doesn't sound like marginal trailer queen who says, well, Donald Trump's big old fat liar, but I still hate the transies and still uses that obnoxious language.

This young woman isn't doing that. No, she's not. I mean, it's kind of mind-blowing. and if she can make that change and take some of her followers with her, then that speaks volumes because I hate to even put it in these terms, but she is a beautiful young woman, and we know, among other things, that in Gen Z and Gen Alpha,

the real toxicity is in, boys getting sucked into the so-called masculinity and manosphere movement. That's why a lot of them are toxic masculinity when it comes to testosterone and all that. They take it overboard. Well, they've been, I mean, they've taken hook-line and sinker this idea that

women are to be abused, women are to be disrespected. Yeah. controlled, trafficked. You know, just think about people like Andrew Taint and his creepy brother, or Joe Rogaine, Charlie Kirk, little Benny drywife Shapiro, et cetera. I'm speaking to hear the headlines now, Robin. Lib doctor admits that converted one-time maggots could be pretty again. I said nothing of the sort.

Shame on you. But the thing is, those MAGA boys want the attention, Gen Alpha, they want the attention of young women like Ashley St. Clair. And I'm not sexualizing. but they're you know that that manosphere stuff is so gross and it and and it recruits from in cells and neo-nazis and eventually the venn diagram is just a circle this is pretty stunning and i'm going to do a little dig a little deeper digging but at least in this she comes across as sincere.

In another thing, in another TikTok she says, and sunset the Charlie Kirk show for the love of all that's holy. Hashtag GR WM.

I don't know what that means. But further evidence that the MAGA movement is beginning to fall apart. Oh my God, she lists her makeup list.

I couldn't afford that in a million years. Oh, but my God, she uses a lipstick that I have. How about that? Oh, and I had asked, what does the weekend bring? Oh, let me just mention, we're a goose egg for the first day of May. There's $300 in challenge money on the table. If it's met, it would get us down to 23, 25 for the deficit carryover from May, or from April. Thank you in advance.

for anybody who wants to help out with that. I know. The mad rush to the end of the month, and then we turn around and just... It's frustrating. I know. I know. I know.

But, no, I asked what's next. Well, I wonder if this will get legs. Nitwit Nero on Tripe Social has posted, or quote posted, an AI image from someone called Cody Simpson at Cody 4SC so it must be someone trying to get

his attention for a oh thank you Lee GRWM get ready with me that's cute that's adorable but Cody Simpson

posted an AI image literally of Trump as Jesus Christ complete with the crown of thorns on the cross his head tilted to one side and made considerably less flabby eyes closed

and the message oh dear God the message accompanying this AI image is they're persecuting Donald Trump more than they persecuted him more than they persecuted Jesus Christ

holy crap and over on blue sky John Cooper said In case you're wondering This is a real post Somebody posting underneath An image of a presumptively

goggle-eyed Jesus You know shock surprise This is exactly why my middle name is fucking So I wonder if this will turn into The outrage de jour I don't mean to minimize it But here we're

we are. And frankly, if I were a Christian, I would be disgusted. I'm not a Christian, and I'm disgusted. I mean, we're not that far past Easter. It was a month ago. And like I say, about that time every year, I don't think of just one crucifixion. I think of thousands of crucifixions. Deliberately brutal exercises in power. used against so-called enemies of the state. I have enough empathy that I can think what a horror that must have been, whether it was for Jesus or for the thousands of people who took place in the Spartacus rebellion and who were crucified all the way up the Appian way to Rome by Marcus Licinius Crosses.

It's horrid, and it's disgusting. It's repulsive. Y'all are awful quiet tonight. And I don't know, maybe things will get a little more chatty on the back porch after we're off the air. Let's see, some thank yous. We're not a goose egg anymore. Thank you, Amelia. I appreciate you.

And thank you to Steve in New York. Thank you very kindly. Thank you, Frank. So we are at $50 out of the $300 we need to raise to meet the matching challenge. $250 to go. Thank you all. Go back to a couple of emails. Cynthia in the Bay Area said,

they're not only committed to the con, but they're brainwashing people in the process. and they brainwashed people in all kinds of things like social security DEI and the like undermining confidence in the system while promoting bigotry etc I have otherwise progressive friends who over and over again use the rat fucking pig bastard terminology or thought and I constantly have to stop them from it

how many friends do you have and I have close friends and I've corrected them how many friends do you have Cynthia who say Democrat Party oh that one crawls all over me like fire and as to the elderly folk at the villages, Cynthia asked, are they smart enough to know the orange pig is dissing them? I don't know.

I don't know. Cynthia, what did you think about all of that from Ashley St. Clair? Do you think she's sincere? Oh, and back to, we have cookies over here on the side of light. We got some really good pasteurized milk to go with those cookies, too. Perfect combo. So, yeah, it's not raw milk, and it won't give you the howling turtle squirts. As Jimmy Kimball mentioned earlier last week,

when Melania's glowing like an expectant widow, does she look at Trump and think how vital and young he looks compared to people of his age? I just want to just ask him for friends. Yeah, of course, of course. The pasteurized milk is just a Jewish backway for vaccines. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. There's a raisin homogenized has a homo in it.

Oh, God. Oh, RFK Jr. is just so... I mean, it's... Yeah, Ben, it's like... Irony is dead. I just don't get it. How the hell did he end up like that? His father wasn't like that.

His uncle wasn't like that. What the hell? None of his relatives in the family were like that. Oh, no, no, no. A lot of his relatives are like that, Ben. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, think about Michael Smith. And these are, you know, these are cousins that he grew up playing with.

And if his siblings are to be believed, he was the one who was, constantly trying to lead the younger cousins into trouble the only one that turned out half-deas in the whole fucking family is his niece forgive me for good of your name and all the shit going on about yeah her it was also i mean if you think about it he went through like two huge traumas having his uncle and then his father assassinated well no wonder he turned to heroin uh hold yeah hold hold up amelia because

uh there's that um there's there's that video or well it was film at the time uh he's a kid and he's in the oval office with his uncle jfk and this is before he ever got anywhere near heroin or anything else and he keeps sticking his hand into a goldfish bowl trying to squeeze a little goldfish I mean, this is Jeffrey Dahmer territory, Amelia. It really, really is. I missed heard Ben. I thought he said, how did Trump get this bad? None of his family was like that. That was my answer to his niece being normal.

No, I thought he spoke about Trump. Oh, maybe Ben, well, I was talking about Trump. I was talking about whalehead, dead bear, Vash Bear, brainworm lamprey. I'm like it was too late. I apologize. Roxanne. Hey, Steve.

Roxanne. It doesn't help that he snorted coke off a multiple toilet seats. That couldn't have helped. Yeah, seats. Yeah, seat, that's what I said. Yeah, you have to get a little serpentine with it. Seats. Seats.

Yeah. But Ben is right. Maybe some of his family has turned out crazy like that, but he seems of the, of the, of the, of the, of the, I guess, you know, you have Ted, Teddy, you have RFK Jr. Is he RFK Jr? or is he just RFK? I guess you've got RFK and then you've got JFK. None of them are crazy like this.

No, but they all had their sleazy streaks. Yeah, but this, I don't remember anything. You know, consider that RFK and JFK were competing by having sex with Marilyn Monroe. I know. I know. But none of them were cutting the penises off of raccoons.

That we know of. Sorry. Ooh, that's good eating. Shut up. Delicious with sweet taters. Are you going to finish that? And you know, that goes right hand in hand with what he said to me

on the lib boat. I really wanted to order the veal, but the animal rights people would have been all over me. Do you mind if I try some of yours? Oh, that's delicious. Did he try yours? Yes. Oh, my God. Did you just grab someone for you?

Say yes or no, he just took it for those. No, no, no, no, no. He has manners. He asked for us, and I said, yeah, sure. Wow. If you knew then what you know now, you would have said, No, no, no, just take the whole thing. I don't want it anymore.

If I knew then what I know now, I would have, because my whole family was at the table with him. I was like, do you have a little card table down in steerage where we can eat with the decent people? So try to explain this story. I don't know Ben was near the minute you talked about, but also about him offering to take your now ex-wife and son on a private helicopter ride off of the ship. Uh-huh. Wow. No, Ben, you have to hear the story.

There's an end to it you aren't catching on yet. Go ahead, Robin. I mean, which part? I mean, that's basically true. Well, the fact is you believe the island was Epstein Island. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was a chilling moment when I looked up and went, holy shit, that was Epstein Island.

I don't know that not to be true. uh, and the thing is, uh, he and his son got off of the boat before we got to one of our destinations, uh, and got on a helicopter and flew away. To an island. Now, to be fair, it, it may have been Vyakas because I think that's, uh, one of the places where he was arrested for civil disobedience over the bombing, uh, the, the United States Navy bombeds to live and be Jesus out of the Acus and that's an island off of Puerto Rico.

But it kind of makes sense that it was Epstein Island. And my son and his son grew to be great friends on the boat. They worked out together and stuff like that. And then his older son

went on to date Taylor Swift. Hell of a thing. I was like I took Billy Boy's hand when he was campaigning for president of the first time. Church Street. That's my worst sin. I haven't washed my hands since. I've wear a white glove with Michael Jackson and they're like that hand. Exactly.

Yeah. But I don't, shaking Bill Clinton's hand is no. Well, this is before the Monica story, so I was probably still. I don't know. She had some other stories out there. Probably okay. Oh, I got photographs of Boss Man Wayne with Bill Clinton and John Kerry and Howard Dean and Bernie Sanders?

I mean, even when he was a candidate for they sent an head team well in advance of him and cordoned off

Olive Church Street, which is wanted after Boston Market. And we're talking every building looking down on the street he walked through a pet sleeper on. It just doesn't have to be a place.

You don't understand. Jeremy, you're breaking up something fierce. I don't know why. Oh, because I'm driving. That's why. Oh, are you off work? I'll stop talking. Are you off work?

No, no. I just, today's May Day. It was a big socialist day. Also, there was a huge protest in front of my ice building. That's where my first building is across the street from that. So it was cordoned off from 4 to 7. So I don't have to do that building. I just get a jump start, but I'll be done sooner tonight than normal.

Cool. Oh, the other? Robin the other day somebody on John's server I posted in the main discussion that Jonathan Ross has been spotted working for ice again

out in the field well and I had that story Ben does anybody I mean have they disclosed where he has been reassigned no it was just there was a story that came up that he was spotted somewhere but it doesn't say where

oh I never saw anything about spotted I saw they announced he, they quietly announced he had been reassigned and was working again somewhere undisclosed. I could have sworn I heard Indiana somewhere. That could just be me, though. Oh, and going back to dehumanizing for a second, Cynthia said, if I ever dehumanized people on the right, well, they did it to me first. Otherwise, this is certainly a bit of fresh air to me. Talking about Ashley St. Clair, and not that I would agree with her on much of anything else, I don't know.

but I certainly appreciate her humanizing us trans folk for a change. She's becoming woke, more please. And I may have a couple of friends who say Democrat instead of Democratic. That's a sore spot for me, too, indeed. And I had something from Dave in the Blind a minute ago. There's Dave. If a woman is a crown, going back to ordained Southern Baptist minister, Mullah Moses, Mike Johnson, if a woman is a crown

then why do why do so many men I presume bitch if a woman hold on here dog on it if a woman is a crown

does that mean the woman is sitting on the head of the family if a woman is a crown then Donnie's head many crowns and are they sitting on his face while he tells them that he loves them oh yuck okay you did it Dave dinner Mountain Daylight Times

And finally, if a wound is a crown to set, explain why melanoma's backside is painted. Well, I'm asking for a curious public. Dave in the Blind, sit-down philosopher. Dave, I lost that last part, but I trust it was, yeah, I got you. That was disrespectful, Dave. I'm shocked. Are you? Really?

Really? Amelia, you're shocked? I mean, this is Dave Schitt. Hey, Steve. Hey, have you heard from Todd recently? We haven't heard from Todd since God was a baby.

And that's why I say, you know, just send a note or something once in a while because we just want to know, I just want to know you're okay because this isn't like other radio programs. I actually care about this community. And think about it. I really,

I really want, I always loved it when he was on and I just wonder where he is. wonder how he's doing and all that kind of stuff well last i mean he he had mentioned he was busting his ass working so i i don't know maybe there's maybe it's a time thing or family what does he do um if you don't i don't i don't know for sure i don't know at one point he was working for the state of south carolina um in one of the in in in a social science role in one of the museums, I think.

Uh-huh. And, okay. Who was the guy who was the chemist? Is that Paul from Parts Unknown? Yeah, that's Paul from Parts Unknown. Haven't heard from him in a long while either. Haven't heard from him in a long while. I just was, I was wondering if there's something going on with COVID or something COVID-like,

and that's the reason we haven't heard from them in a while. Because, of course, they're not. I don't know. Of course, they're not telling us, and they wouldn't tell us that there was something going on. Because, you know, if you don't talk about it, it doesn't exist. You don't test, it doesn't happen. I just wonder. Yeah, if you don't test, there aren't any numbers.

Uh-huh. So I just wonder. I used to like to hear from Todd. Oh, I love Todd. Even though I could never understand his being enamored with Philadelphia. Philadelphia. Oh, Philly's pretty cool. But that's the thing about people who are from Philly.

People who are from Philly think Philly's right next. It's maybe not the same place as Nirvana, but it's in the same zip code. Well, have you had the cheese steaks? Yeah, but. Or tried, or tried as I once did to eat your way through Redding Market? Oh. No, I understand. There are parts of Philly that are great.

It's just the sports. fans and the people, that whole city of brotherly love thing really doesn't fit. No, I just, I love the history. There's an old part of the family that's down by the waterfront and, you know, it's still got historic buildings in it. Yeah, I'm not trying to be a poopie head.

I'm just, you know, trying to be a poopie head. I understand. It's hard to avoid being a poopie head when it's in you, when being a poopie head is in you and it's in the situation. Robert Frost said that, I think. He said that. Oh, really? Was that one of his poems? Yes. Yes.

Pookeyhead. Only, I think instead of poopie head, he said king. Okay. As in King Poopyhead? Yes. It's hard to avoid being a king poopie head. Right. Yes.

Yes, exactly. Classic. Classic coin, classic. Or classic Robert Frost, I'm sorry. Yeah, rubber frost. Yeah, I was confusing that with the amazing jumping

poopie head frog of Calaveras County by Mark Twain Okay Okay Hey let me ask you a question Yes sir I'm going to talk for the next few minutes About the election

What do you think is going to happen I mean When I was listening to Whiskey Pete And I don't remember who it was It might have been Slotkin Who asked him about About Trump's executive order about that he didn't sign

seizing election machines and Whiskey Pete didn't say he wouldn't do that. Right. It's done to chill up my spine. It should because that means that Whiskey Pete will do anything that Daddy tells him to do.

Because democracy, the Republic, the Constitution doesn't mean shit to any of the maggots. The only thing that matters is naked raw exercise of power, which is, you know, classic fascism.

But I do have a story here that sort of dovetails with what you're talking about. I think it was yesterday that I mentioned that Tennessee is already moving to postpone its primaries and redistrict to try to get rid of all of those people. Marcia Triple X Blackburn goodness saying we're going to have all nine of our representatives from Tennessee be good maggots

and at the time because again this program is so far I had it out ahead of the curve it's like we're on straight road at the time I said can Alabama be far behind and the answer is no Alabama was not far behind here's the headline from today Alabama governor he-ha-me-maw

calls special session to move primaries for redistricting. Following a seismic Supreme Court ruling on race and redistricting, Alabama lawmakers are planning to reschedule their primary to redraw state maps if the court allows. They are going to Jim Crow, gerrymander the living be Jesus out of these maggot states. It's, I mean, it's terrifying. They know they are in. in a world of shit, and they will do anything they possibly can to get out of it. And see, the Alabama primary was scheduled for May the 19th,

and after our most puissant, dread sovereign, Supreme Catholic majesties issued their ruling on Wednesday, well, everything got put on hold. And what they really want to do is get rid of the one, the brand new black majority district in the state. Governor He-Ha-Mima, and remember when she was being primar from further right by another maggot years ago, they smeared her by saying she was an alcoholic lesbian. Well, Governor He-Haw-M-M-A said, By calling the legislature into a special session,

I'm ensuring Alabama is prepared should the courts act quickly, enough to allow Alabama's previously drawn congressional and state Senate maps to be used during this election cycle. Did somebody yell? I think it was Michelle. Oh, hi.

Yeah, sorry about that. We just got done with a protest with the march. Oh, good job, y'all. Yeah, yeah. Hey, Roxanne. Yeah, it was great. Yeah, Steve. Didn't they refer to her as a

Fespean. Governor Heeha, Mima of Alabama. I think they referred to her as a Thespian. An alcoholic Thespian? An alcoholic thespian?

An alcoholic fespian. Maybe it wasn't her. No, I think they accused her of being of being from Beirut, you know, a Lebanese. Lebanese, yes. I thought maybe it wasn't her

But I thought somebody Some Republicans somewhere Brought out the yes That the person was a thespian And People never figured People I mean it was just dumb enough that people

Obviously didn't know Didn't know what a thespian was And they used that against that person I think Maybe it wasn't her It was somebody else Then I guess Oh my God

I remember when I was in the original class of inductees into the Thespian Society at my high school, and we took such pleasure in walking hand in hand all over the school grounds, saying, yes, we're Thespians. It was fun. And there were never any signs. Did you get any looks from people who didn't know what that meant? Oh, God, yes, that was the whole point.

and by the way back to the Alabama story no sooner was the ink dry I probably wasn't even dry on the Supreme Court's order than Alabama Attorney General Steve Marshall ran lickety split to the Supreme Court asking for a quick answer we need a quick answer it's an emergency

he said an emergency and we got to know if we can redistrict this here this here state of Alabama so we ain't got so many those people in government ain't nothing but trouble you know it ain't nothing but trouble and Louisiana has already

put the kibosh on their primary governor well governor McGovern as David in South Carolina Stan calls him said earlier today the U.S.

Court upheld South Carolina's current congressional map in 2024 in light of the court's most recent decision on the voting rights act, gutting the living shit out of Section 2, like God intended. I added that part. It would be appropriate for the

General Assembly to ensure that South Carolan's congressional map still complies with all requirements of federal law and the U.S. consummatution. It's a brand, I mean these states are going one by one

almost just like the articles of secession went state by state by state back in 1860 everything old is new again the only one openly coming out

and saying uh-uh we're not going to do it was georgia governor brian kemp he said he won't delay Georgia's primary this month he said voting is already underway for the 2026 elections and said the Calais Supreme Court decision

requires Georgia to adopt new electoral maps before the 2028 election cycle. But make no mistake, Brian Kemp is as racist as the rest of them, saying, this ruling restores fairness to our redistricting process and allows states to pass electoral maps that reflect the will of the voters, not the will of federal judges, which is taken right from the very mouth of George C. Wallace. God damn it. Here we are. So I guess we're at the end of the program and the end of the week.

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