Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 1 September 2026, Titanic Tuesday
Episode Date: September 2, 2026Honest to goodness, this version of Nuclear Apocalypse Fear is worse than anything in the Cold War. And it's horrifyingly real. RFKJr gets busted for making up AI studies to support abstinence-only. W...ill these stupid ideas never go away? MAGAT ranchers thrilled to get to butcher their own cattle . . . and make people sick.
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The password is Padaquipestrian.
Padoquedestrian.
Yes.
Padacuadestrian.
It's showtime.
Here we go.
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And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is, Roxanne Kincaid.
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Keep up the good works.
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Of course, it's the first broadcast of the month.
And in theory, we also have Bruce and Karen's Memorial Challenge.
The first broadcast of every month brings a memory of dear friends who sponsored a challenge way back.
before they passed.
And then the torch was picked up by Ralph's and an anonymous friend at one point in time, Chris in Germany.
So now if we could raise $600, $300 this evening, it would turn into $600,
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We'd be down to $9.25 and only be, you'd be,
a little over three days behind and finishing up August more quickly than I had dared hope.
So thank you all, one and all.
Yeah, Padaquadestrian.
That's one of my own creations.
I'm proud of it.
Because I had been accused last week of the passwords being,
what was the term there, Brother Deacon, long in the tooth?
well this one
this one cannot be long in the tooth
because I don't think it's old enough to even have teeth
pedaquedestrian
I thought about other
potential
passwords
but that one
that one seemed appropriate because
well I'll tell you
the other possible password was
butch
but I think we've done that
before.
Because as long as there's a Jimmy Dick Bowman or J.D. Ag or whatever names on their birth
certificate and they're calling themselves these days, he tried to get real butch earlier.
He went up to, as Abdul El-Said said, hurt Michigan some more.
he went up in support of the Floridian Mike Rogers
yeah
of course they need a third senator down in Florida
because Tommy the Tuber is probably going to wind up being governor of Alabama
and
so that will mean that he needs to be replaced as the third senator from Florida
but I thought this was
it's always so cute when Jimmy Dick
decides to try to be butch
because he's really not good at it.
There's just nothing
well it's like
what I've said over and over again
an alpha male
first of all that doesn't exist
that was a
either deliberate or
unintentional
misunderstanding of a
misunderstanding of a
a poorly crafted study.
There's no such thing as an alpha male, not even among wolves.
But an alpha male never has to tell you he's an alpha male.
You'll just know it by his quiet going about his business, no flexing, no oiling, no,
sex trafficking, none of that.
But Jimmy Dick Bowman, and maybe it's because he anticipates being president sooner than most of us realize,
except for those of us who are part of the Horn Family Community Congregation,
who are looking toward, I mean, if I had $100 I didn't care about,
I'd put that $100 on January the 21st, 2027, Jimmy Dick Bowman becomes president of the end.
United States,
issues,
pardons,
etc., etc.
And,
you know,
it might
return a hell
of a lot of
money
because,
well,
the prediction
market is just
correct.
But then again,
Niro would
try to
manipulate it.
Similarly to what,
and I guess
what,
Kalshi
just issued
their first
lifetime
ban from the
platform,
and it
went to
and none other than George Anthony, DeVolder, Santos, King Hakon of Norway.
Yeah, they banned him because he tried to manipulate the market, the prediction market,
trying to get people to bet whether he would or would not appear at the most recent State of the Union address.
and he posted
coy
teasing little
tidbits like
here I'm in
I'm in a cab
I'm on my way to the Capitol
I'll be in the gallery tonight
and then you could figure out
which way he was betting because by the
time he was done he was like
well rats I'm watching it from a bar
in Buffalo or you know some
similar
bullshit to that
But Nitwit Niro would
And his boys, of course, his skeevy, filthy boys
Would manipulate it as well
But, well, I guess Jimmy Dick
Feels like he has to
He has to try to appear manly
Because he's so
Not manly.
And he grew a dysphoria beard.
I guess the eyeliner's tattooed on.
I don't know.
But at any rate, speaking at a rally for the Floridian Mike Rogers up in Michigan,
you know, I'm a big Hemingway fan, and every time I say up in Michigan,
I think of the Hemingway short story.
But, yeah, he was up in Michigan.
and that's where he decided to get all butch.
Yeah.
Namely, well, he said,
let's see if we can get this bit of audio going.
Yeah, I think the pharaohs wore less eyeliner,
and they had a reason to wear it, you know.
blazing Egyptian
sun in the Nile Valley and all.
Here he is.
See if this doesn't just
fill you with
a thorough
understanding of just how
gosh, gee, golly, darned,
masculine Jady
Vance is.
About Abdul, keep my wife's name,
the hell out of your mouth because she's way out of your league.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Keep my wife's name out of your mouth because she's way out of your league.
And I'll give you such a pinch.
Jesus.
And what are you going to do if he doesn't, Jimmy Dick?
Are you going to go and have a seventh grade slap fight with him?
Are you going to go and slap him and then he kicks the living shit out of your ass?
That man's got guns.
And I don't mean firearms.
I mean biceps.
And no, your creepy wife is not out of his league.
First of all, he wouldn't have anything to do with her
because she despises her own culture and lets you shit all over her.
And then by way of saying,
Well, I'm sorry I had to be so butch with him, but, well, gracious.
I mean, she just gave birth.
to our fourth child five weeks ago.
And, of course, what really got to Jimmy Dick was the fact that,
and we had the clip yesterday, of him saying,
well, it's got a lot more couches than Michigan does.
Davenports.
On the other hand, the Ushah said that, told Fox News TV Radio Rwanda over the weekend,
that his comment gave her a giggle.
I'll bet it did.
Because, well, you know, nobody knows Jimmy Dick Bowman or the J.D. Egg or whatever their name is these days.
Nobody knows their proclivities quite like their wife.
Yeah.
The thing is what Abdul L. Sayad was responding to.
Well, in the usual election year barking and grunting about Sharia law, well, he said that Abdul El-said, and if he did say it, he's probably not wrong, that the wild-ass fear of, well, Islamophobia, and hey,
I don't give a damn about any of those desert religions, those three Abrahamic,
because, among other things, they hate women, so, bleh.
But, you know, First Amendment is the First Amendment.
You do you, boo.
Whatever you, what, you know, like John Lennon saying,
whatever gets you through the night, it's all right.
But Jimmy Dick Bowman, acknowledging,
that his papaw
was a
Democrat said
that's not
my Papa's Democratic Party
my friend that's not my Papua's
Democratic Party my friends
and Abdul El Sayad
responded saying
posting over on the platform that used to be
Twitter
so do we think
JD's taking Usha with him
back in time to meet Papa
or no
the implication
that
Papa would probably say,
Wait a minute, boy.
You are a boy, right?
Wait a minute, boy.
You done married, and then it's the clip from Blazing Saddles.
He said the sheriff's near.
Said the first lady's near.
Jesus.
It's so funny.
When he acts all butch like that.
But Jimmy Dick has bigger.
problems. And by the way, the story that
this was the Wall Street Journal, so they're trying to be as nice
to Jimmy Dick as they can. And it ain't easy.
I mean, this guy is not a heavyweight.
He does not have policy chops.
He doesn't have
he doesn't even have the
crowd
mesmerizing
instincts of
his orange daddy
and as I mentioned
yesterday I saw that article
that said that
because they're playing
footsy with those
scary, scary
democratic socialists
who want people to be able to go
to the doctor when they're sick
the Democrats are working
to elect
Jimmy Dick Bowman president
Yeah, but it got worse because, of course it did.
Jimmy Dick, with the new book that he's flogging about his return to the Christian faith,
in which Jimmy Dick made a cold and calculated and
cynical decision that his best bet was probably being a Catholic, as opposed to say a Southern
Baptist or a Methodist or a Presbyterian or a Lutheran.
Yeah.
So it's all full of him babbling about that, but he showed up on a, he showed up on a podcast to talk to some maggot, phony, baloney Christian Yeha.
the Yehu in question
who the podcaster Bryce Crawford
it showed up today
it was posted today
and
what did they talk about
did they talk about the Iran well I mean
I don't know I didn't listen to the whole thing it's not
worth it
but
they can't resist
these maggot Christians
getting in I mean
if you thought if you thought
QAnonon
was fun.
Well, you haven't seen
a
maggot
millennialist
wax rapsotic
over
the end times.
Yeah.
Because among other things,
Bryce Crawford
asked him,
said to him
straight up that
back when
his, back when
Jimmy Dix's Orange Daddy
Well,
they had to talk about the
spooky stuff.
Rice Crawford did.
And said,
And I'm a Christian,
Bryce Crawford.
I saw the photo.
It made me upset.
I'm not going to lie.
My personal opinion,
I don't know.
how he thought it was a doctor in the photo.
Well, he didn't.
He's a dumbass, and he's suffering from frontotemporal dementia, Bryce, buddy.
And Natalie put that up for him.
We all know that now.
I mean, he was in a white robe with a red sash on it, and you know,
and that makes me upset as a Christian.
Really?
We'll remember that the next time you start freaking out about those crazy Muslims,
and now they don't appreciate it.
caricatures of their holy prophet.
Good.
And then, of course, you know, Crawford acknowledged that Orange Julius Gieser said,
Oh, no, I'm a doctor.
See, I've got a Dr. Pepper.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
I never drink this stuff.
Only Diet Coke.
But Jimmy Dick was not phased.
He said,
So it's like, did Donald Trump mean to post a meme of himself as God?
No.
He did not mean to mock or mimic God.
That's just not who he is.
Oh, my left hind foot, that's not who he is.
This is a guy who was once asked,
do you ever ask God to forgive you for anything?
And he said, I don't have anything to be.
I didn't have anything to be forgiven for.
I haven't done any sins.
When he's nothing but one ginormous waddling gallows.
lumping wad of oleagenous sin and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and cruelty and petty jealousies and now we have them going back to our our password podaquedestrian just want to keep making sure yeah i can say that it's a mouthful he posted himself uh natalie posted an ai image
of him walking on water.
But then,
oh, God, you know exactly who he was thinking of, too, don't you?
Jimmy Dick shifted gears
before it got any worse and said,
I think there are, like, things about the world
that make me feel like I'd not be shocked
if the Antichrist was walking among us.
I mean, my view on it is,
So, one, do I think that we're in the end times?
I don't know.
Every Christian from St. Paul forward has thought that, oh, yeah, this is definitely the end times.
Paul was so convinced that Jesus is going to be knocking on his door any day now,
that he actually said, it's better not to have sex with women at all,
but if you have to at least marry them
it's kind of an open question as to whether Paul liked girls
but every ever since then oh this is the end times
and how many Christian faiths are there out there Christian cults
that were founded on one or another
petty fogging gospel sharp saying yeah jesus is definitely coming back on uh what is that uh may the 23rd
because i because i worked out the math in the bible may the 23rd uh 1846 and then may the 23rd 1846
you know what i forgot to carry the 12 it's actually october
the 6th, 1892, right?
And not that this is prayer meeting Wednesday or anything,
but, well, their book does say,
it has Jesus himself saying,
no one knows the time or the place
and kind of suggests that it's rather sinful
to try to guess at it,
that you can't just, you can't just,
cast spells and whatnot and make Jesus come back.
So having...
But when I say, yeah, I know who Jimmy Dick Bowman thinks the Antichrist is.
Abdul Will say it.
Mm-hmm, yeah.
Or Zoran Mondani can't be Rashida Talib because, well,
the Antichrist has to be just a really, really charismatic dude.
he doesn't know if we're in the end times.
Even though the beast in the book receives a grievous wound to his head,
which the prophecy then says he will be miraculously healed of.
I mean, isn't that what they tell us that they're out there in Butler, Pennsylvania?
Daddy almost got killed when he had to wear a...
Light Dave's panty liner on his ear for a couple of days?
Yeah?
Right?
Mm-hmm.
But naturally they then moved on to UFOs because, well, this is Titanic Tuesday, and this is some Titanic bullshit.
Because, well, maybe Jesus is an ancient astronaut flying a UFO.
Somebody dig up Eric von Danikin and let's find out.
He just died, what, a couple of years?
ago.
But
Bryce wanted
to know about the UFOs
and
he sounds
the Valley Girl
Vice President.
Like, I don't have
the file that says, oh,
this wasn't a UFO, it was actually
a demon. And my
attitude is, if they're real,
isn't it as likely their
angels or demons
as they're extraterrestrials?
Well, wouldn't an angel or a demon?
be extraterrestrial?
Or do they just live over at Demon Central and Shea Angelic on a little island somewhere?
And this won't play too well with his buddy Peter Thiel because J.D. said,
and there are things that some of the AI companies you see happening where you feel like there's some really, really weird, spiritual, dark energy.
I mean, like, it's kind of satanic?
God, we miss you already, Tim Curry.
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab.
Yeah, we do. We really do.
So, dark energy in the tech industry, that must be the people who are trying to stop the data centers.
So I tend to think, like, while I wouldn't be shocked if we're living in the end times,
what I'm trying to focus on is doing as much of God's work as possible right now,
and if that leads me to the end times,
okay, this guy is so shallow,
you could put his depth in a thimble and not be able to strand a broken-legged pissant.
Jesus!
But meanwhile, you know, up in the celestial realm, it's one of those moments where I know that this shit is not real because that would have occasioned a lightning bolt right there.
I'm trying to focus on doing as much of God's work as possible right now.
Really?
God's work is tormenting the least of these?
You see God's work, Jimmy Dick, as murdering American citizens.
citizens on American streets?
You see God's work as dumping people in foreign countries with which they have no familiarity or connections whatsoever.
You see God's work as leaving a woman to die for one of basic, uncomplicated medication in one of your goddamn concentration camps.
Oh, Jimmy Dick, honey!
You got a rude awakening coming.
Yes, right there in Matthew 25, sweetie.
And I will look at you and say,
Get thee hence unto the lake of fire prepared for the devil and his angels.
Yeah.
Doing God's work is making children miserable.
Doing God's work is forcing women to bear children
who have no earthly chance of survival whatsoever.
Doing God's work is.
hunger throughout the land.
It's one of those moments when I wish we had a little more reach with this program.
We could get, maybe we could get, if this program had a huge, huge community,
maybe we could all just mail a copy of Matthew 25 to Jimmy Dick Bowman
and highlight the parts that he's not doing and maybe just right in the margins.
Lake of fire
Lake of fire
Lake of fire
Lake of fire
You're going there Jimmy Dick
And frankly I hope
Usha is standing there saying
Kalimar
Kalimar!
Sorry, that was shitty of me
But you know you're not going to heaven
with Usha, right Jimmy Dick?
I mean that's what your faith teaches
Yeah
Separating the
Sheep from the goats
Is how the book puts it
Jimmy Dick.
Yeah.
And by the way,
from David in the line,
J.D. shaved his beard.
Hey, Roxanne, if Judy Vance
shaved his beard.
Judy Vance?
We have a new one.
Would his wife start
screaming because the face that would be looking
back at her would be Anthony
Queen Cleans.
Queen Cleopatra, Mary Magdalene of the Congress, the Wilder,
was looking back at her in the mirror, just asking for some very, very fucked up thoughts.
Enjoy the program.
Oh, I'm going to try, Dave.
I hope you do too, as well.
And from Lee in New York, keep my wife's name out of your mouth.
I remember how long Trump's wife's wife's wife's.
insult angered Marco Rubio.
What about keeping Ted Cruz's wife's name out of Orange Julius Gieser's mouth?
But then again, we don't really have any real journalists anymore to ask him hard questions like that.
Pity.
Yeah.
No, Ralph's the first of the month challenge is on the table.
$300 bucks, 10 people at 30, 30 at 10.
Ralph said she was on the phone, so she missed the first half hour of the program.
It has not. I sure hope it is.
It would be wonderful because that would get us down below the $1,000 mark,
and that would be something special,
and get some bills like Tony and Chico mentioned,
the relentless bills off my back for a minute or two.
And this is real property tax month, so good times.
The real Antichrist, the Camel Cardinal, the brother deacon,
says,
off at Kincaid. Everyone knows that
Ilhan O. Musk
You're really
going to keep working that, aren't you?
Ilhan O Musk is the real
Antichrist. You're not fooling
anyone. Well, where's
the grievous head? Well, that's the beast,
not the Antichrist. I mean, if you want to get really,
really down in the weeds,
the beast and the Antichrist are different critters
apparently. Then again,
nitwit Nero does have a mark on the back
of each hand. And for all
we know, he's got it up under his rug, too.
and from Lee in New York
doing God's work
you know what they'll say to justify
everything they do. God works in
mysterious ways.
Yeah, mysterious, sure.
Perverse and perverted
and
heinous, sinful ways?
I don't think so.
And by the way, while we're over
in, thanks for the reminderly,
while we are over
in
Matthew 25 for a minute.
Might be kind of fun to ask Jimmy Dick Bowman
if covering up three million pages of the Epstein files
is a part of him doing God's work.
Yeah?
And speaking of which, Congress came back into session,
and there was Thomas Massey rare and to go.
naming names and everything.
For what purpose does a gentleman from Kentucky seek recognition?
Without objection, the gentleman is recognized for one minute.
Mr. Speaker, it's been a year since the President signed the Epstein Files Transparency Act,
and the government continues to withhold over 3 million files.
That's why we've introduced the Epstein Files Transparency Act 2,
to bring the fight to the state courts, accountability to the Department of Justice,
and closure for survivors.
We want perpetrators of these crimes to be investigated and prosecuted.
Men like Jess Staley, Leon Black, Les Wexner, David Copperfield, Lapo Elkham, Tom Pritzker, Glenn Dubin,
Frederick Fekai, Eduardo Tiodorani, John Luke Brunel, conveniently dead by suicide in prison,
Daniel Ciod recently discovered dead in Paris, Ramsey Alcoli, and Prince Andrew, who committed sex crimes
in the United States, too.
And women like Leslie Groff,
not a victim, who conspired with
Epstein to traffic other women.
Perhaps hearing these names will shame
the Department of Justice into
delivering justice. I yield back.
Boy, don't you know that
Todd Blanchie and nitwit Nero
and Jimmy Dick Bowman and all of the
yet, don't you know
they're just yearning for January?
When he'll finally be out of their
hair. The question is, will he? Or will he just get more dangerous to them? Jean-Luc
Brunel, conveniently dead by suicide in prison. Daniel Sead recently discovered dead in Paris.
Yeah. David Copperfield? David Copperfield. Jesus. So, it's out there, and he needs 218
signatures. I have no doubt he's already got the signature of
Every Democrat one wonders will handy Smurf sign?
Is there any other Republican who will sign?
Or, no.
I think Jesus had something to say about this stuff, too.
Something about doing things in darkness and what has done in the light.
Yeah.
Not a lot of time left in this term,
but if they build a fire under him, it just might work.
That one hopes.
And because it is Titanic,
Tuesday. Well,
have you seen the latest
report
that
the beef that Nitwit Nero
plans to sell on the cheap
in the United States
was already rejected by
China
because it's
it tested
positive for
chloramphenicol.
that's an antibiotic
and at least in the United States and
China well at least in China
it's prohibited for
for use in food producing animals
because there are
grave human health risks associated with it
including things like blood disorders
and well
the big sea cancer
of course I'm not even convinced
that it's beef but Argentina
said it to China. China said, no.
And China's not exactly known for their rigorous food safety standards.
You remember a few years ago when they were killing America's beloved pets with Chinese old Roy dog food from Walmart?
Because I do.
You remember the melamine in the baby formula?
Because I do.
Well, I don't know who this young woman is.
She's got her some blonde hair and a trucker hat in camo.
And she's just a gall-danged happy to have the boot of the USDA
off of her and her family farming freedom-loving necks,
right next to the tattoo that says only God can judge me.
Yeah.
The government has that last say.
over their food, the USDA has to process their meat.
No longer. No longer.
This is a huge win for farmers and ranchers everywhere.
That means that we on a small homestead can find the processor that we want to find.
And we actually did find an incredible one that is not USDA certified.
And we don't care.
We're still going to use them because they are incredible.
And it's a beautiful young family that started this processing plant.
But that means that now we can use them and more people can use them.
and these people can, like, have a flourishing business because...
You know, this is a TikTok video.
At Corey's Farmhouse.
C-O-R-R-I-E-S farmhouse.
I'd really like to know where Corey's farmhouse is
so that I know never to buy so much as a soup bone from these idiots.
Oh, they're out from under the Yards.
yoke of the USDA. Well, the USDA didn't have much of a yoke anymore now that, well,
Brookie Rollins is in charge of it and whalehead, dead bear, raccoon penis brainworm
lamprey is over there barking and grunting about children who died of measles, not having
died of measles because they had a ruptured spleen, which is something that measles does to
newborns.
No, really, I want to know where Corey's farmhouse is.
So, like, I don't know, big red signs can go up around Corey's farmhouse.
So people will know, don't eat this meat.
God alone knows what's wrong with it.
Because the whole inspection process, the regulatory system,
isn't some process that was developed to give family farmers a sad.
It was developed to keep people from dying of food-borne illness, which people used to do a lot.
The late great Tony Bourdain even wrote a book about typhoid Mary.
In many ways, typhoid Mary was the beginning of the first serious attempts to mandate food safety practices.
and she was a
she was a household servant
Irish woman immigrant
and everywhere she went
members of well-to-do New York families
had a way of dropping dead
because well
she was
she didn't have the best hygiene
let's put it that way
I don't know I don't know who
this young woman is, except
to say at Corey's farmhouse.
And they found a lovely young family
who are running a slaughtering operation.
Really?
Really?
So it's just ma and pa and the kids
out there killing the cows,
butchering the pigs.
But it gets worse. It gets worse
this young woman does.
It's
I said it before
I'm sure I'll be saying it again
These damn people are trying desperately to turn me into a vegan
And I really don't want to be a vegan
But wow
So yeah let's go back to this
Madness a little
Yeah one more time
And we don't care
We're still going to use them because they are incredible
And it's a beautiful young family
that started this processing plant.
But that means that now we can use them
and more people can use them.
And these people can have a flourishing business
because they no longer have to be under the USDA's thumb.
I think this is a huge win.
The other thing we do is we process our...
No, she doesn't think.
She probably hasn't had a thought in years.
She believes.
And there it is.
The most dangerous word in the English language,
believe, because you can just believe things.
and never even have to bother yourself with intellectual processes.
She doesn't think shit,
although the beef will probably be covered in it,
maybe screw worms too.
Yeah, sorry, going kind of rough on dinner
in the Eastern Daylight Time Zone for this Titanic Tuesday,
but we haven't gotten to the chickens yet,
because I trust you heard the chicken in the background going,
Yeah.
Obviously there's so many regulations and things that are going to have to go into this because processing your own chickens is obviously a big deal.
And I'm sure there's going to be a few rules or laws or I don't know what's going to go into it.
Yeah, there's going to be some rules or some laws or something.
She doesn't really know what goes into it.
Honey, wait until you're in white coveralls and you can't tell that they were ever white because they're all covered in blood, sweetie.
is that going to be
incredible?
Are you going to be so grateful to Daddy Donald?
I'm still really excited that this is something that we can do
and that small farmers and ranchers had a huge
huge win today.
So, thank you, Donald.
Thank you, Donald Trump.
Yeah.
I have a feeling in a few months
she'll show back up in the
Leopards eating people's faces, subreddit,
maybe from a hospital bed.
Yeah.
I mean, consider the American lifespan has only increased to where it is today.
And by the way, we're going backwards now.
In the last hundred years, people tended to die very young.
The average lifespan in the United States 100 years ago was about 47.
Well, when you wind up in the hospital, maggots,
are you going to say, well, golly, thank goodness Donald Trump took away those meat regulations,
even though I'm going to die of a food-borne illness?
Yeah, yeah.
Are you going to be so, so inexpressibly glad that you finally got that you finally got that,
small government that the Republicans have been telling you,
and the libertarians that America really should have,
is that going to make you happy?
Will you die with a smile on your face?
Will you be grinning from ear to ear
after downing a big old lukewarm glass of raw milk
as it curdles in your stomach and releases
God only knows what pathogens through your digestive tract?
Will you be grinning from ear to ear sitting there on the porcelain throne maggots
and praying to God to just have one solid poop?
But the poop ain't happening.
Because you got you some food freedom, y'all!
Oohie!
Hey, grandpa, what's for supper?
Jesus God.
Did you know?
Abraham Lincoln's mother
died of something called the milk sickness.
It happened when dairy cattle ate or foraged plants that contained toxins that were transferred through the milk to anyone who consumed it, including human beings.
Killed her deader than Pharaoh's cat.
Yep.
somewhere at a grave in France, Louis Pasteur is rolling in his grave.
But then again, the Europeans haven't abandoned common sense and science.
It's just us over here, waiting for the end times for Jesus to come down in his holy
rolls and tell all the good Christians to get their swords and pitchforks ready because
if the Jews don't confess he's the Messiah, the Christians are going to get to start a
killing.
They're looking forward to that, y'all.
It's really the only thing they look forward to.
But the real question is, how do we deal with it?
you know
I used to say that
in talking about
mountain top removal and
the Appalachian Apocalypse
which by the way
is still going on
that people
think that electricity
comes from their wall socket
well it's the same with meat
people think meat comes from the grocery store
they never think of the brutality
of the chicken processing plants
or the
confined
animal feeding operations
CAFOs.
It was just a couple of Fridays
ago that
Roger was talking about the
Downer cattle.
Love your vegetable beef soup?
Downer beef.
That's a cow that can't walk to the slaughter.
It's already too far gone.
You like your dinty more beef stew?
Downer cow.
Yeah.
Do you like your armored dried beef that you make your, there's a name for it, with cream gravy, downer cattle?
And I still maintain that no one has bothered to tell these masculine men of masculine masculinity and manliness, maggots,
that all that beef they're eating with all that sauerkraut and kimchi, yeah, those are castrated males.
That's what a steer is.
And that poor foolish young thing,
she thinks that,
well, there's going to have to be some regulations.
We have to follow to kill chickens.
I guess she's never seen the hidden camera videos
of what goes on in chicken processing plants.
It's enough to put you off chicken for a very, very long time.
Or hell, even in the egg laying.
plants. It's not nice.
But all of this
sort of, I hate to say
pales by comparison, but
it may be all for not
if the next story
is any indication. Of course
we're not prepared, but at least we are
far enough ahead of the curve that we know that
these are already conversations that are taking place,
but wait a second.
Oh, from Christopher, Transvilly Vegan elitist.
Think of the possibilities, Roxanne.
If you were a vegan, you could get to work on that jetpack prototype
fueled solely by explosive diarrhea.
Thanks for helping out and carrying this over into the second hour of the program
into the central daylight time zone.
Christopher.
What a helper.
Yeah.
Lee, foreign beef
Think of the cattle and beef industry.
The nitwit and osher
believes that this is good.
It is not.
Let me explain.
Suppose you buy meat but don't know where the foreign beef will show up.
I expect beef sales to fall dramatically.
Good American meat becomes mystery meat.
I will not buy mystery meat.
It may be American meat, but I can't tell.
Ironic addendum.
Companies like McDonald's have their distinct supply.
chain. That will likely be the safe option. Oh, my stomach just did a little flip-flop.
Those pathetic, thin, gray discs of meat. I literally cannot eat at McDonald's. I can do some of
the breakfasts. A little breakfast burrito, I can manage. Once in a great while a sausage McMuffin.
their decap is the best
just utility decap
on the road today
but any of their hamburgers or any of that
new
no but you're probably not far off
and maybe because Wendy's is
fresh beef never frozen
maybe that
I don't know I don't know
it's a tough time to be an eater of food
in the new 90 states of America
the greatest country in the history of the
world on earth now today forever in the universe under god.
Lee says when Maga is admitted to the hospital,
they'll be demanding their ivermectin.
It cures everything.
By crackies, bring me my art bark antifungal.
That'll straighten me out.
Oh, and a
another passing of note.
Last week, Jim Curry,
Dolly Parton,
a couple of others.
this week
at the age of 92
a brilliant poet
out of Kentucky
Wendell Berry
he was a farmer
when he turned to writing
first and foremost
he was a farmer
and I guess it's fitting
that he is taking his exit now
that the avocation
that he loved
has become another
pawn
in the sick dames
played by Donald Trump
and his filthy family.
He wrote gorgeous poetry.
Appalachian poetry.
He was an implacable foe
of mountaintop removal.
At one point in time he said,
and this is beautiful.
So, friends, every day,
do something that won't compute.
Give your approval to all you cannot understand.
Ask the questions that have no end.
answers. Put your faith in two inches of hummus that will build under the trees every thousand years. Laugh. Be joyful, though you have considered all the facts. Practice resurrection. Beautiful. And another needed voice gone on into the void. So what I said about the next story, and Lee, by the way, neat processing description. Was there a ruining dinner warning that I missed? No, no, no, no. No. No.
I just did that alfresco.
Because, well, somebody's got to do Dave's dirty work one day's not here.
Hi, Dave.
No, what I said about the next story, well, nitwit Nero is saber-rattling again, because, of course, he is.
We fired more shots at Iran in the last 24 hours.
I think we have to be a bit parsimonious with our usage these days
because we wasted so much in the initial attack.
And Nitwit Niro jumped on tripe social,
meaning that Natalie typed it for him.
I guess he's decided that Iran is a failed nation
because he's calling it a failed nation now.
Ironically, you could probably say similar about the United States
of America.
If the
failed nation
of Iran
retaliates
for this
very justified
attack
will somebody
tell
Natalie
what Mark
Twain
said about
the use
of the word
very
oh we are not
doing this
two days in a
row
dang it
another
zoomy
spicy
murder
raisin in the air
I'll
leave you
alone
you leave me
alone, okay, good. But Mark Twain said, take a sentence and then go back and take out the word
vary, and then you've got a pretty good sentence. If the failed nation of Iran retaliates for
this very justified attack, they will be hit again at a much harder and higher level,
but it will not be the biggest attack of them all. That is waiting in the wings, and when it's
over, there will be very little left of the Islamic Republic of Iran. Now,
call me an alarmist.
But that sounds an awful lot like a threat to use a first-strike nuclear weapon to me.
But he's been babbling about wanting to do it for months now.
And in fact, for years.
What's the point of having nuclear weapons if you can't use them?
Can we nuke the hurricane at least?
Yeah.
And I suppose he just thinks that China and Russia will sit by and go,
oh well you nukeed Iran
we don't
I mean especially
where Russia is concerned
here's what they have for
allies right now in their war against Ukraine
Iran and North Korea
not exactly
countries that can
supply much
in the way of a war effort
God knows Pouti doesn't
want a bunch of
yodling members of the Iranian
Revolutionary Guard Corps
serving as bullet sponges in his war
against Ukraine because
well they might get that revolutionary
fervor again and
bad things happen when
they do but the thing is
and it's I feel weird
as hell
even making reference to this
but it was what three weeks ago
a month ago
that marginal trailer queen was posting
saying that her former Orange Jesus
was carrying on conversations
about First Strike nuclear attacks
at the highest level,
you know, like in the situation room.
And in that instance,
I don't think it's simply a matter of confirmation bias.
In that instance,
I was ready to believe her,
because we'd been talking here about it
for months before she ever said a word.
is it all bluster
Is it all
Trump always chickens out?
I don't know
But I thought I would just
Right quick
Let's see if Marge
Is saying anything on the topic
No
No she hasn't posted anything since the 24th of August
I don't imagine
What he said will go on for very long
Before she does say something
But we don't need it
we already know
this madman
thinks that there is a justification
for using a nuclear weapon
in a first strike capacity.
Do we bother to sit and think about
what that really actually means?
Not just the possibility of retaliation
against the United States,
that's to be expected.
And then there goes the neighborhood.
Have we forgotten about
the possible impacts of nuclear
nuclear
explosions on
the climate. Incidences
of cancer
went through the roof in New Mexico
after the initial tests at
White Sands
Alamigordo.
There were children out
splashing around in creeks
when the bomb
went off in New Mexico.
And their lives were forever
changed in that moment. They played
and what looked like snow.
If he made a decision to nuke Iran,
is there anyone who would say no?
You've gone mad?
You're insane?
Or would they all get down on their knees
like some sort of call to prayer
and start worshipping his greasy orange toe?
I don't like the answer
that I give me.
myself in that circumstance.
It's a terrifying
answer.
I mean, you can almost hear
the DUI hire Whiskey Peak
Kegbreath going, whee, Uncle Jed,
I want to watch it happen. I'm a
double-nought spy.
And Jimmy Dick Bowman
over in the corner, Judy
Vance, oh, Dave.
Well, maybe
this is the end times.
Maybe the Antichrist is walking the earth,
but it can't be daddy.
Fecklessness, fecklessness may prove our doom.
Really, I'm not bothering you.
Don't fly around me.
I got yesterday.
Pretend it's not there, Roxanne.
Pretend it's not there.
And then, well, I mentioned whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis,
brainworm lamprey earlier.
He's further proving himself not only a guy who looks
like a bad Dick Tracy villain, but also an idiot.
The Washington Post had the story of U.S. District Judge Christopher Cooper.
Remember the story the other day about how the Congressional Research Service
and the Office of Legislative Council is absolutely swamped, inundated with baloney bills being written by AI?
Well, guess who just got busted?
Yep.
Yeah.
And the goddess of irony was paying attention because the case that got whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm, lamprey in front of a U.S. District Judge was a matter of trying to, this is a quote, to support sweeping changes to federal teen pregnancy prevention.
programs.
Uh-huh.
You know, that's one of the things we pointed out a while back.
All these maggots out there barking and grunting about population decline in the United States
and the great replacement theory and all the bilious crap that goes with it.
Well, one of the reasons for that decline in the birth rate is because we were actually reasonably successful
in curbing teen pregnancies.
Because babies don't need to be having babies.
The maggot administration went into court
barking and grunting about how,
even though Congress appropriated the funds,
they should be able,
whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm,
lamprey should be able to make sure that
the funding for the programs
went only for abstinence and what they call body literacy programming.
This followed on the heels of millions, tens of millions of dollars in grants being canceled
without congressional approval.
Judge Cooper granted the preliminary injunction sought by the plaintiffs in this case,
made a specific finding, and this is a legal term of art,
that the changes sought by this
really i mean it's it's breathtaking when you
no uh we we object to uh i mean the pregnant
the population
is following because uh
a full grown man aren't able to have sex with little girls anymore
no really
judge cooper said it was likely arbitrary caprician capricious
and said that
well, the
the maha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha jokes on you bunch
hadn't even provided
evidence to support the policy change.
The post article read as follows
he wrote that grant solicitations
for the program remarkably referenced public health studies
that appear, this is the good part,
reference public health studies that appear
either to not exist or not to support the propositions for which they are cited,
a hallmark of AI-generated citations.
Of the seven-sided articles from the DHS, two were entirely made up,
and three did not exist in the journals they were attributed to.
One wonders if his phones, if whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brain, warm,
lamprey's phone started quacking at him when the news broke.
Body literacy.
That term just feels like it has horror all over it.
Among other things, in the name of body literacy,
maggot school boards are pulling books like medical discoveries,
medical breakthroughs, and the people who develop them.
That's been pulled by schools in Virginia,
as well as a book called Sexual Health Information for teens,
health tips about sexual development
it's a basic consumer
health information for teens about
puberty, sexuality, reproductive health
contraception and disease
prevention
Virginia school boards also censored the
encyclopedia of the human body
the way we work getting to know
the amazing human body and the medical
advisor the complete guide to alternative
and conventional treatments
and they were banned under
the notion that this was about protecting the parents' right to parent their children.
Well, if by parent you mean some creepy old maggot daddy, well, I'm not going to know.
But, yeah, body literacy.
So the preliminary injunction is in place.
That means whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm, lamprey will now go running to the D.C. Circuit Court of a
He'll say, emergency, emergency.
And we'll probably get shot down, at which point he'll yell,
emergency!
To one of our most puissant, dread, sovereign, supreme Catholic majesties.
They'll probably say, sure, what the hell?
Let's make it easier for creepy old men to have sex with underage girls,
so the pregnancy rate can go back up.
And the name of Jesus.
And so we are at the halfway point of the program.
On the first day of the month, we try to raise 300 bucks.
I guess it's a heavy lift.
10 people at 30, 30 people at 10.
But it would cut our deficit down to under $1,000 if we could do that.
If someone will get us started.
Oh, and by the way, as noted with the remarks from
Congressman Thomas Massey
the House is back in session
briefly
and the House managed to pass a short-term
continuing resolution
to keep the government from shutting down before the election
because that wouldn't be a great look for them
you know that's another mark of
what did a failed nation
Was that the term
NITWITNEO used?
We can't even manage to keep the government open
for a year at a time.
And that's because we have maggots.
Maggates burrow into everything
and make everything putrid and rotten.
But now, you know,
it passed the Senate.
The House got it out of the way today.
So it's off to be scribbled on
with that weird little signature
that looks like a clan rally.
that passes for nitwit Nero's autograph.
So now the government stays open until December the 11th.
That's the next drop dead day.
Hmm.
I wonder what would happen if the, say, on November the 3rd,
the House majority switches to the Democrats,
and there was a shutdown in place when the new Congress,
Congress comes in and gets sworn in.
By the way, the margin on the vote was 370 to 48.
The NBC News report said that nitwit Nero is expected him to sign it.
Maybe he will.
Maybe he won't.
Maybe the spirokees will tell him to nuke Iran instead.
Jesus.
And meanwhile, that old fart from Oklahoma, Tom Cole.
who chairs the Appropriations Committee in the House said,
Well, the Democrats are just trying to weaken Susan Collins
because she's chair of the Senate Appropriations Committee.
I do want to finish all the bills before the end of the year.
Now, whether we can do that or not is another matter.
We won't know if we'll be doing that until after the election.
Oh, Jesus.
And, well, I mentioned on yesterday's program, I think it was yesterday,
or maybe it was Friday
Milo Yiannopoulos
The guy who had a
Was it
Did he call himself the Dangerous F word?
Was that the term?
Dangerous F word?
Ah yeah
You know
He was
detained
By the ice goons
And deported
Busted at the New Orleans
Airport
the Louis Armstrong International Airport on a visa overstayed.
No sooner than he got back to Mereoli Engelon than none other than that odious individual,
Pears Morgan gave him a platform.
And goodness me, what a chat they had.
Milo told Pears,
remember, Pears was busted years and years and years ago as part of the scandal of trying to,
to tap the phones of tapping the phones of members of the royal family.
Classy guy.
Yeah.
Well, Milo, who thought something like this would never happen to him because, well, he was a maggot and he was white,
said, I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before.
I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America,
The manner in which they arrest you.
They put you in manacles, your hands, your feet, chained together.
They completely ruined my manny and petty.
Everybody is arrested like an MS-13 gang member,
and it hurts a lot more than it looks like on television.
I was put from a detention facility to a correctional facility.
Every three hours they were sort of trying to keep ahead of my lawyers.
No one would tell me anything.
I mean, I know it's designed to be like that, but it was humiliating and it was disorienting all the rest of it.
It was physically degrading.
It was frightening.
And, of course, I guess he had a falling out with Laura Looney.
And now his support for President Trump has been shaken to the core.
Speaking of Laura Looney, Milo said,
I went to work for her campaign when she ran for Congress the first time.
It was clear after a couple of weeks there was something very, very wrong with her.
But unfortunately, she's fallen into this kind of symbiotic sort of toxic relationship with Trump
where he can't get enough of her obsequious toadying praise,
and she can't get enough of the clout from the proximity.
and so I think he allows her to run riot
because he likes anybody who praises him,
especially, I guess, these days,
because they're pretty few and far between.
Oh, poor baby.
Those leopards must really be munching on your face.
And now you can't enjoy the warm and sunny climbs of campus tours
where you deliberately try to inflame the student population
with your fascist rhetoric.
Pity.
He doesn't need
Laura Loonie.
Nero doesn't need Laura Loonie.
He has Natalie.
Who, by the way,
learned this earlier today.
Natalie,
at one point in time,
was a licensed
EMT
medical technician.
A friend of mine who once worked
the job told me that
it stood for extra man on truck.
But yes, she knows
she is
at one point in time a health care
professional and well
knows how to
change an
octogenarian's diaper.
So she probably really is
the diaper nanny.
And she's ever so much more
important than Laura Loon.
ever could be.
Poor Milo, suffering, suffering, suffering.
I know, Micah.
Micah said a moment ago,
did you have the electron microscope last?
Or did I put it away somewhere?
I got to find that violin again.
Still looking for the microscope.
Yep.
The world's tiniest violin
playing,
My Heart Bleeds for you, Milo Unopoulos.
But, well, you know,
At least now he's ex-gay.
No, he doesn't have any more gay boyfriends.
No, not at all.
No, he...
He's become just like Roy Cone.
He's not gay.
He just likes to have sex with men.
Oh, he's suffering, poor Milo.
It's heartbreaking.
To think that the promise and hope and joy
and the anticipation of Trump 2016 could sort of over the course of ten years
collapse into this ugly, warmongering, whole mentally ill heap of crazy,
with some of the most unstable and lunatic people,
seemingly directing the president's actions.
If I had any clue that anything remotely like this was even possible,
I would never have got involved in supporting Trump in the first place,
and I'm very ashamed that I did.
Oh, are you trying...
Aw, are you trying to get your gay card back, Milo?
Aw.
Have you aged out of...
Have you aged through twink death, honey?
Yeah.
The boys on Grindr know who you are now?
Did you make any new friends in the concentration camp, Milo?
Of course, all this business is to think the promise and hope and joy and anticipation of Trump 2016.
What? Where?
Did you not believe him when he said what he was going to do?
Because there were people screaming from the rooftops,
but you were too busy cash and checks back then.
And it was all just so much fun when you were a dangerous F word.
And everyone thought you were edgy.
At one point, Pierce Morgan said, uh...
I say, don't you feel a bit like a hypocrite for only turning on ice when you got deported?
Milo responded, you got me.
They should be focusing on violent criminals and drug dealers, not people who overstay visas.
The leopard should be eating the faces of people I want the leopards to eat.
Not my face, it's pretty...
young, Jesus.
Fine, Milo, you're ashamed, says Micah?
Good, you should be.
But what I want to know is, what are you going to do about it?
Yeah, thought so.
I'm going to stay right here in the United Kingdom,
and I'll travel around the world wherever anyone will have me,
and then I won't be going back to the United States
unless perhaps they get a decent president,
and then I can go over there and start talking about how I'm a dangerous F-word,
again.
Those were the days.
Springtime for Hitler and Germany.
Right?
Who could ever have known in 2016
what this would all become?
Only a few tens of millions of Americans.
Remember, Milo, he lost the popular vote in 2016
and he lost again in 2020,
and only because
certain parties
fucked with the totals
do we have what we have now
but you were nowhere to be found were you Milo
no you were cheerleading
oh
how cute
nope sorry
absolutely
zero sympathy
none whatsoever
for Milo
of course being white
they just roused him around a little
bit and then sent him back to the Settred Isle.
He's not rotting in Leavenworth, wondering if he's going to fall into a coma for want of thyroid
medication.
He hasn't been dumped in Guatemala or Togo for that matter, which I wish upon no one.
By the way, lots of Titanic intellect today.
And speaking of immigrants,
Jesus, this from the Arizona mirror, the latest trick that the ice goons are playing
is to tell people who have overstayed their visa that they owe Donald Trump massive amounts of money.
The story deals with a man named Sanchez.
Jared McDonald-Evoy writing for the Arizona mirror said,
Sanchez was already nervous about receiving a letter from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security,
but nothing could prepare him for seeing the dollar amount the government said he owed them.
$1,820,252.
The Cuban landscaper who came to the United States with his family 20 years ago was floored.
Remember 20 years ago, back when we had wet foot, dry foot,
and all a Cuban had to do was get one dry foot on U.S. soil and bang they were in?
Yeah.
Just two years prior to check.
point in El Paso, Texas immigration officials had told him he had a valid green card and sent him on his way after he was pulled into a secondary search.
Now he was being told he owed the government $1.8 million for failing to deport.
I can't even sleep worrying about it.
What am I going to do?
He can't work.
He's afraid that he'll be abducted by the ice goons.
And the fines are the latest little trick in...
Stephen Miller's little bag,
thousands of people are now being charged
$998 a day for staying in the country.
They can max out at five years.
And thousands of people have been handed a bill for $1.8 million.
And terrified immigrants are leaving for fear of having that bill
follow them around for the rest of their lives.
Speaking to the
Arizona mirror,
a spokescriep
from DHS which should be
abolished,
raised
to the earth and have the earth
underneath it salted so it can never
rise again.
A spokescriep
said,
but DHS is encouraging illegal aliens
to voluntarily depart using the
CBC Home App, which allows them to fly home for free and receive a $2,600 stipend while preserving the option to return the legal right way.
Illegal aliens who do not depart will face fines with $1,000 a day, as well as arrest and deportation without return.
Funny thing is, that also includes the dreamers.
Children brought here who have no connection to any other country than the United States of America.
seedy, greasy, filthy, fascist animals.
He's, the guy is a landscaper.
Not MS-13.
Not a member of Trendyarawa.
A landscaper.
Jesus.
And, uh, from Stephen, New York, Milo,
fuck him. All they did was send him home.
And, you know, America is not the worst for him going home.
the UK may be the worst for having him come home.
But hey, maybe Joanne Rowling can throw a little
swery for him or something.
And thank you, Jude.
Jude just got us started on Bruce and Karen's Memorial Challenge.
We now have $280 to go on that.
Thank you, Jude. Thank you so much.
She wrote, your reference to El Paso,
the boots travel to unknown places where compassion,
respect, and peace are needed.
Annette was the voice that kept me strong and focused when inadvertently crossing into Mexico
and upon returning was held at the huge checkpoint for several hours.
Be careful out there, Jude, please.
Please, please.
Thank you, Jude, for getting us started.
Hopefully a few people can jump in behind.
That's only 28 people at 10 bucks or 10 people at 28 bucks or any combination thereof.
Let's run over to the stress line.
Someone is there.
Hey, welcome to the program.
Hello, gorgeous.
Oh, hey, Tracy. How are you, dear?
Other than the fact that I was almost hit by a white van because he was mad because I, you know,
was just speaking as a black woman.
Yeah, that happens.
And Robert's like, wait, what?
Yeah, so.
Another day on the mean streets of Los Angeles.
But there's the thing, Robin, I can do.
doing this, it'll be 20 years next year.
Oh, I know.
Okay? And I, I, I, I have, I have, I have been in some situations where I have, I've had to, you know, check a white guy or two.
And, um, it's never been, you know, they just kind of tuck their tails between their little hicks and gone about their business.
Not just guys.
So, my story, short, I picked, it, there was a couple, um, they seemed really nice, but, well, she was a dog.
And he seemed okay, whatever.
The Chile is, he said, so they were going to the South Bay.
And so I'm like, one of my biggest pet peeve is when people play their music or they do or they're all their secret phones or all the things in my space or in public spaces, period.
But especially when I'm driving because it's very distracting.
Because especially, like, even when they turn down the music or whatever, my brain is at that point, is working overtime to try to hear what that noise.
And it's just the noise.
And so I said, sir, if you have air, I said, could you please either mute that or put on earphone?
And then his response was, instead of just saying, okay, I said, and I said, you know, just put you like you're still in the plane.
you know
because if you're still
if you're on a plane
you're supposed to not play your shit through
you know the internal speakers
whatever
so he says to me
but then you don't need to speak
then you need to be quiet
for the rest of the ride
then you need to get out
well
basically
and I said
you know and I'm trying to give them a way
the course correct
and his wife was trying
was like trying to say you know
was, that ticket thing was Matt.
Matt, you know, chill.
But no, he kept getting more and more aggressive.
So at that point, I pulled over and then he kept, and the next thing was not only as I
pulled over, I pulled into the gas station because at this point, I'm done.
Out to go.
I'm not taking you anywhere.
And most people, because this is only happening, this is only like the third time this has
happened in over 20 years.
and so usually they just take their shit and go by their business, right?
Oh, no, not this guy.
So I get out my car, I open my door, and then I go to the back and open the hatch for the, you know, for the van,
and walk back to the front of the car.
In other words, I'm not doing shit for you.
You get your shit and get it out of my car.
Or no, because as I'm pulling into the gas station, he's like, well, I'm not paying you.
And I'm like, sir, I don't care.
I don't need you, you're $14.
You know, I don't care.
So at this point, the wife is like, you know,
had to me her credit card.
Go ahead and, you know, charge whatever it is.
And so he sees for her giving me the credit card.
Don't get her a fucking thing.
And all and all.
And he's yelling at, you know, and I'm like, ooh.
And then at this point I'm like, I'm like, okay,
this is some unwarranted aggression here.
right
and so then
he's yelling at her
so then he comes around
so I'm handing her back
I'm on the other side
of the cap
trying to get to
you know
do the cab
to tap the cart
in my cap
so now he comes around
and starts yelling
at her some more
I told you not to pay her
and she's like
it's my money
I could do what I want
and so
so I'm basically
so I'm getting up the cab
and handing her a cart
and so then he's trying
to get in my face
Robin
he's literally yelling at me
where's the part where the police show up
no that's unfortunately no because I'm like
because again I was in Elsa Dundo
and I'm like we
I'm not about to be caught up in no mess
in El Salvador when I'm the only black person
in the situation
now here's the thing though Robin
Or in El Segundo.
I mean, I don't know.
Oh, El Salvador is South Bay.
So you've heard of like Manhattan Beach or Redondo Beach,
Ramosa Beach.
Have you heard of any city?
South Bay is basically, okay,
let me get it to you better.
The South Bay in L.A.,
the South Bay is to L.A. County and Orange County is everywhere.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
So South Bay.
So there's just, there's bastions of white supremacy and white, I wouldn't,
for white entitlement.
Were they, were they, were they, were they, were they on the way home from somewhere,
or were they going somewhere?
Yes.
I was taking them home.
I was taking them home.
But like, I wasn't going to take them home.
You can't fuck that.
But so, and so he's all in my face.
and I'm like,
are you going to swing on me?
What the hell is wrong with you?
You're going to swing on the,
I'm like, really?
All this.
This is when I'm like,
where are the people with the camera?
Somebody not have gotten it on camera.
I don't know.
But the fact of the matter is
he was just way,
his reaction,
his reaction was definitely not warranted
to the situation at hand.
Because I can already,
hell he was just not used to somebody
like say, uh, I don't
do with your shit. I do
not. And then
I'm black, too, and a woman?
One thing I was doing, because I was
getting closer to my...
Dude, dude, I'm just, I'm privileged
white motherfuckers. I'm in the lane, and he's just going to get
over. Jesus.
Anyway,
and so long as I
just
in all the years that I've been doing this, Robin, I've never felt unsafe.
I've felt maybe a little nervous, but never unsafe.
This is the first time that I have felt unsafe.
I have seen angry white men.
I've had a white man get upset with me.
But I've never been in a situation where a man was yelling at the top of his lungs.
I'm just curious.
I'm just curious.
What was the age demographic here?
We're talking, I would say, either older Gen Z or a young millennial.
Probably closer to the young millennial.
Early to mid, early, maybe mid-30, so I don't know.
I don't know.
But it was just, I'm like, and I already, and earlier that day on my way to taking a kid to school,
I was in my lane,
running my business,
and I look over,
and this guy is, you know,
truck right next to me.
And he starts to get into my lane
because it was one of those where his lane ended.
And instead of him just merging the way
you're supposed to merge,
he's just going to,
and he kept driving.
I'm blowing out of my two.
I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt
that you're just not paying attention.
But then it got to the point where
he was merging to the point where I was all, he was merging me,
merging me into oncoming traffic.
That's how my day started this morning.
And then we had,
then I had an MRI.
And you know your girls cross the COVID.
So I'm,
I'm regulating myself,
you know,
trying to regulate myself and all these things after the MRI.
And then,
and here's the funny part.
Because today was my airport day.
And I very rarely.
go to the airport on my school run day because I never know I'm going to wind up.
But I'm like, you know what?
Because my MRI was in Marina del Rey, and that's not far from the airport.
So I'm like, okay, I'll just go ahead and take, you know, take my chance.
So what are, remember when, what do they say, follow your first mind?
Isn't that what they tell us this?
Pretty much.
Don't they tell us the, you know,
My first line was, Tracy, just work this, you know, do whatever and don't.
And then, oh, and after the MRI, since I had a bad taco.
How do you fuck up a taco?
You're in America, and it's 2026.
There's a million different ways to fuck up a taco.
But not from a taco stand manned by people from Mexico.
I'm not talking.
I went to, you know, some off.
You know, I didn't go to Denny's.
I went to the Taco fan.
Didn't go to Del Taco for fuck a sake.
You know, right, I didn't go to Del Taco because when you go to Del Taco, you know what to expect.
You know, you're not expecting the great, you know, a great taco.
You're just, you're just getting what you can get because, I mean, there's times with Del Taco, you know, I'm hungry.
I don't want to spend a lot of money.
Let's go to Del Taco.
You know what I mean?
You could get something before a bus and keep it moving.
This will get something going against something.
So I had...
Which reminds me, I did want...
I actually thought of you the other day.
I think...
What happened that...
Wait, wait.
What happened that you thought of me?
Well, you know, we both have a decided fondness for the Enchurito from Taco
bell.
Yes, and they brought back stuff, but not the fucking interrito.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Well, hold on, because I'm still getting in charitos, but they ain't on the app.
So I can't get any points.
I know, I know.
First of a problem.
Wait a minute.
Are you telling me that there is a little.
way to get an interrito by just asking for it?
Don't lie to me, bitch.
You mean I can get an inturrito just by asking?
I mean, you have to give them money, Tracy, but yeah.
Okay, you know what?
See, this is when we, you know, this is why we can't have nice things because of
comments, fucking comments, you got to give a money to.
Do I really sound like that?
Well, no, so I...
There was not enough snark.
I have been on an Incherido Odyssey through West Virginia lately.
Wait a minute, are you going from Taco Bell to Taco Bell?
Yes.
Okay, Don Quix, okay? Are you on the street?
Yeah, I got Sancho Ponsa on the little donkey right next to me.
Okay, so here's how it plays.
out. I'm on my way, and this would be a week ago last Saturday. I'm on my way to Parkersburg to see
Victoria. Okay. And how's Miss Victoria doing? Miss Victoria's finest frog's hair split four ways.
Nice. Yeah, I have... You're going to try to cut me off. I have agreed to go and see Resident Evil with her.
I am
You really love her
I'm violating my
Roxanne doesn't do horror movies
code for her
I'm laughing
I'm laughing for her
because when she plays
Resident Evil unless I'm there
because I have to be there with her for her to be able to
play it because it's scary
sweet
so wait a minute
Okay, so she plays a game that she knows scares her, but she won't play it until you're there and you don't like horror.
Yeah.
But the movie, the game doesn't, the game doesn't scare me.
It's when things are 30 times their normal size and, you know, I'm 25 feet from the screen that, you know, I'm not so sure.
But anyway, anyway, I digress.
When it should, does it start this weekend or next?
No.
I think next.
But they're compromised.
We're planning.
She has agreed that come Christmas time, we will go see,
well, it's like December the 9th.
The Wonderful Life?
Well, yeah, but they're going to show it's a wonderful life,
but we're also going to go see on the big screen
because I never have the Maltese Falcon.
Yes.
I know.
Okay.
Okay, fair enough.
So you're getting the better end of the bargain.
I think I am.
Back to the enchuritos.
So I stop at the Taco Hell, the combo Taco Hell subway in Smithers, West Virginia.
Wait, wait a minute.
Hold up.
Wait, stop.
You guys have combo Taco Bell Subway.
Yeah.
I'm not proud of it.
No, no, we have, okay, so we have a combo, there's one that's a topple bell, pizza hut, and a KFC.
Yum brands, baby, yum brands.
Yeah.
So you went to the, okay, I'm sorry for interrupt.
So we're in Smithers, West Virginia, almost to Kanaugh County.
and that day the enchurito was on the app
and so I am now angry because
so I ordered my enchurito
it's course it still doesn't have the little dollop a sour cream or the three black olives
or just three black olives on it
three slices of black olives let's be clear
it can't have hurt the overhead that much
it's like really three so
I mean Pepsi call whoever
or the pair of company is making plain money, they can afford a goddamn olive.
Three slices.
Damn right.
And, you know, you parsed them out to make sure you got a bite of olive in every, yeah.
If you love your black olives, you love your black olives.
Yes, you have to be.
You had to make sure that, you know, okay, we're interrupting each other.
I'm sorry.
But anyway, so I get it.
And, oh, Tracy, it was heavenly.
I mean, they put this, they put that wonderful enchilada sauce.
to it. They covered it in cheddar cheese. It melted beautifully, and it was delicious.
I know. So then I zoom on up the road to Parker's Bird, where I am singing the praises of the
enchurito to Victoria, and so we then go to the Taco Hell on 7th Street. This means nothing to you.
where we got our enchuritos, and I'm like, oh, you're going to love this.
It's so good.
It's the best thing on the menu.
And we got them, and they kind of, you know, an enchirito is a beef and bean and onion burrito
that's covered in enchilada sauce and melted cheese.
Right.
And they just kind of.
That's how the enchilito is.
They just kind of flip the burrito into the little,
to the little tray container and went, ah, and put a little, I mean, you know, like three drops of sauce on it and said, here you go.
And I was like, oh, oh, this is disappointing.
Oh, no, I lost Tracy.
And then I came back here and I finally learned to say, hey, I need extra enchilada sauce because I wanted it like the one in Smithers.
Yeah, I know.
I lead such an exciting life.
Wrong phone, Tracy.
There she is.
I'm so glad I didn't have to finish this story without you.
Oh, what happened? I didn't even know.
Was there something I said?
I don't know. You probably got handed off from one tower to the other,
and somebody had bacon grease in their hands.
Was the guys on top of Bell mad that you were about to disparage there?
Yeah, I think it was, because when I got back here,
I went to this Taco Bell over in Fayetteville,
where now it is no longer,
and by the way, I stopped for one in Smithers on the way home,
and it's no longer on the app.
And it's no longer on the app for a lot of Fiatville.
No, no, no, it was off the app after, you know,
a week ago last Saturday, it was on the app.
By the time I came back, it was off the app.
What I'm saying is, release you had it on the app,
I didn't have it on the app at all.
Well, it's not there anymore.
They found out we like them, so they pulled them.
Bastards?
It's just, and the stuff that they're bringing back their 90s menu,
look, y'all.
Now, I have to say, I forgot how much I liked the Mexican milk.
Yeah.
Because that's back on the menu.
But the rest of the bullshit?
No.
Bring back the goddamn Mertram and Dorito.
Yeah.
Stop looking for ways to put stale Doritos in my goddamn burrito.
Yes, no.
Seriously.
So now I've learned that I have to ask for extra enchilada sauce at this one to get the one that I get down in Smithers.
They've just got a handle on it in Smithers.
I don't know why, but they do.
Because their parents taught them right?
Because they was raised right.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
So the wrong white people are dying.
Yeah, no shit.
And then I found out over the weekend that the guy who voiced Optimus Pride died last week as well.
And Tim Curry.
And he had been doing it.
Oh, Tim Curry.
He was like, oh, my God.
And, see, this is my God.
one of those things when I realized
how old I am and
these people's parents
didn't raise them right that they had
no idea about Rocky
For us and
you know or Tim Curry being Dr.
Craigincorder
Is it
legend? Is it legend
where he plays the devil so convincingly
with all that
that? Wait a one more time you're breaking us.
Legend? The movie legend
I don't know.
The massive face makeup.
Oh, he was fabulous.
Here's the funny thing, though.
Right.
I went off down a Kim Curry rabbit hole because I've always loved his performances.
And...
That bitch could throw shade like no other.
And I was reminded of one of his four...
He did some forays into rock and roll.
and he released a song and they did a video for it
called Paradise Garage
and it's
really yeah and it's kind of
it's 1977 and it's kind of a rap
with some
you know with some
you know chorus in the background
but in the official video
it's in a garage
and it was just a flicker of a second
I could swear that Martin Scorsese
was sitting in a
was sitting in the cab in the garage.
Really?
Yeah, I mean, maybe I'm wrong, but I don't know.
But I, I was like, oh my God, because he still had the big, boofy hair.
And another thing, and I pointed this out to Victoria, because we, and by the way, if you get a chance, it'll be just as good on the small screen,
but we saw it on the big screen, Tony.
You know, I was going to go, you know,
when you talk about when you think of me,
I thought of you because I know you were a huge,
huge Anthony for a Dave man,
and when he died, I knew you were devastated.
And I love the young man and playing him.
He was so good enough.
You saw the hold over, did you?
Yes.
Yes.
and so the guy who plays young Tony was in the holdovers.
Right, he was so good in that.
And I'm like, I meant to go see it when it opened,
but I got sidetracked because he had to work the sad part about that, Robin.
I have A-N-T-A list, okay, so I can see four movies a week.
Who?
Why didn't I just don't have some example?
because I still had that brain like, well, I don't, you know, I'm like Tracy.
If the movie sucks, no big deal, just leave.
And talk shit about it.
You know, like I said, I'm getting more than my money for that.
It was a damn good movie, but the thing I was going to point out is there are pictures of Tony Bourdain, IRL from that period of his life.
Really?
And he bears a striking resemblance to Kim Curry.
How was I, boy, Ted, 20 of Adetty.
You know, I've loved him forever.
He turned in an excellent performance.
I mean, it was truly a great ensemble cast.
And I'm hyper familiar with Kitchen Confidential.
And I'm one of those nerd girls who watches movies and pays attention to a little
bits and pieces.
There were a couple of places where I was like,
continuity dropped the ball there.
Not going to mention them.
They're not spoilers, but I'm not going to mention it.
That's how I was with Michael.
That's how I was with Michael.
I mean, I'm not like a super Michael Jackson fan.
As a matter of fact, when he died,
I was like, okay, I'm upset,
but it wasn't like when Prince died.
I was in total.
It was just like, I cried.
I cried.
for a good
week
about
Trump.
But
Michael Jackson's
life
was well
to interval
when you see
something
really tricky
about the
whole day
so the movie
opened
in 1966
when I was born
and it ends
in 1988
when my son
when Alice was born
and now
they're talking about
part two.
Well they are
going to do a part two.
I just don't know how.
They're not going to
what I mean,
what I'm going to
go off over
for what I understand
they're not going to
block over the allegation.
I'm just trying to understand
how,
what was up with you.
Okay,
I guess I can understand
Janet not want to be portrayed
in the movie.
Why I don't know.
I mean,
whatever.
But Reedy,
really,
who cares?
I mean,
that's awful.
But she's like,
I don't want you.
I'm like,
How do you even mention part of this?
Diana Ross,
well,
the reason people are saying,
you know,
looking back that Dinah Ross
groomed Michael Jackson,
but that's here we will never know.
But any huge,
but that's how it was about the Michael's
the Michael Jackson movie
because it was so,
and his nephew,
girl,
it was scary.
He,
it was like, there was a couple of times that I had to, like, double tape and said, wait, you're looking at, you're not watching Michael Jack.
You're watching his next year.
And it was, it was, it was, it was, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you do go see Tony, let me know, uh, because then, then we'll compare notes and I'll tell you the little things that I noticed.
Okay.
Because what I'm going to, actually, I think I'm going to go see it.
Maybe I'll go see it Friday.
Are you ready for this?
So, you know, back in the dark ages when we were going to school,
you only got Labor Day out since these little months are four days off.
They got a four-day weekend.
What, Friday and Monday?
Yeah.
Well, it's Labor Day, so I don't feel so bad about it.
Labor Day is not trip or don't because you're supposed to have Labor Day off, but they get a variety off too?
I don't know.
I'm all for anything that brings Labor Day to a heightened degree of visibility.
And, you know, if they're getting lessons on Thursday on why there is a Labor Day, then, yep, ponder that shit for the next four days, school children.
Right.
Do you really think they're going to get some kind of...
I don't know.
I mean, let's learn about, well, we can't learn about Caesar Chavez anymore.
Jesus Christ.
No, God, damn it.
But we can learn about the struggles of the farm workers.
We can learn about the Triangle Shirt Waste Factory Fire.
We can learn about Big Bill Hayward.
We can learn about Joe Hill.
We can learn about Maitwan.
We can learn about, you know, talk about Black History, the Pullman Strike.
yeah
there's
there's there's plenty
and frankly
it should be taught
more than it is
but
yeah
and by the way
you raised the issue so yes
I will be on the air
Labor Day
not taking the day off
yeah
wait
are you ready for this
I'm taking a day off
okay so
you're a girl
has been
at a
workshop
I've ever done that
there's
not only
from my hotel
my travel
my food
and they're going
to give me
insight
now what is this
you got a little
garbled there
I'm sorry
so I'm going to be
speaking
at the
California
partnership
in the Mexico
domestic
oh okay
and so
my part is
as a survivor
as an advocate as a writer
but basically how we teach
survivors
journalists how to talk
to
I think you'll be fine
no you'll do you'll do great
I'm so excited
it's a workshop and so
I've never done
I've done panels I have done panels
you know it's so funny
because of how disorganized my brain is
because I'm fucking brilliant
but I have the attention
fan of a gold pitch
and so
it's like
what was I working on
like just going to touch
into my mind
no matter how it's
you know
I stay in the voice recording
because
I don't know it's not you know
I thought it's a problem
so it's got it
so I have a question
with my doctor and what it kind of says.
And shit like that, yes.
Right.
And so I'm not like you, but I know your words.
Okay, I'm not enough of that.
Speaking of scary, have you watched Widow's Day?
No.
Girl.
It is so good.
I mean, it's that scary.
It's just creepy.
And it's really, it's that scary, that scary, creepy, funny kind of stuff.
Not like, I think it might have been maybe one jump here, but it wasn't bad, and it's just creepy.
And there's another show on Google called Furious.
It just had to see the finale on Sunday, her.
Between a what and a what?
I don't know.
Are you on Bluetooth or speaker or what?
Because you're a little...
I had to go on my Bluetooth side and my speaker, and I'm not going to hold you because
But my question is, what's the difference between revenge and revenge?
Revenge is when you get somebody back for something they did to you.
Ovenge, avenge is when you take retribution for something someone did to someone else.
Okay.
So there's a good combination of both.
All I have to say is, everybody.
Is there everything they get?
Air and say.
Not everything, but here it's a thing.
I think it's only eight episodes, it's an easy edge.
It's those little...
Did I tell you about the book, I Medusa?
No.
For those of us.
So I'm Medusa.
Because it's a history and mythology,
because you're a nerd.
And I'm a nerd.
So, you know, you know the story of Medusa, right?
Right.
And Peter Turner is before.
She's just coming in her head and all those things, right?
Well, now...
Damn it. Gone again.
Now, I don't know if she's just coming in and out of cell tower handoffs or what.
I've heard of that I Medusa, though.
Yeah.
Questions coming in from Jimmy, in the Great Northwest, re in Cherito.
Jimmy, I did not know you were a chef.
big respect
uh
uh
uh
uh
uh...
uh...
uh...
would you want three olives
six half or twelve slices being a chef just interested
presentation makes a big difference
uh... i would uh... well i would like them to bring them back one way or the other
uh... they used to be on the mexican pizza too
they're just gone
uh... but on an incherito
i'd say five slices would be fair
um...
But it used to be three.
But I think five would look pretty.
Presentation does matter.
And by the way, Ralph's confirming that Tim Curry is the devil in legend.
How he was so good.
So good.
And Lee notes that he was also in Ferngully,
Hexas in that animated film.
Robin Williams was in it too.
That's how my kids knew him.
Oh, I remember Fern Gully.
I absolutely do.
And I want to come back to something that I was talking about earlier in the program.
By the way, the program's got about 30 minutes left,
and it $280 is what remains.
And it's so important to get off to a good start for the month.
If we could raise that and get it doubled to $600,
and allow me to do some crazy stuff like paying for my health insurance, which is fast due,
and deal with property taxes and all that fun stuff, it would be great.
So, fingers crossed.
But earlier, I was talking about nitwit Niro's apparent burning desire to drop a nuke on Iraq,
And, of course, when I ponder things like this, I think of, you know, what kind of justification would they use?
Well, we know, among other things, that Canckel's Caligula is so tacky
that he actually brought Pearl Harbor up in front of the Japanese prime minister.
Like I said, just tacky, classless, uncouth, vulgar, gauche.
but then I got to thinking about
well the justification
for the use of the two atomic weapons
on Hiroshima and Nagasaki in August of 1945
the story that was told to the American people
that unleashing that horror
was absolutely necessary
because otherwise we would have lost a million
million American soldiers invading the Japanese home islands.
History has demonstrated that to not be entirely true.
The Japanese were suing for peace, even as Franklin Roosevelt was still alive in 1945.
And, of course, we were standing pat on, it must be an unconditional surrender,
while the Japanese were saying, well, okay, as long as we get to keep the emperor,
and we said, nope, that's a condition, that won't do.
So then we dropped an atomic weapon on Japan, said that it saved a million American lives
when all the fight was practically gone out of the Japanese,
but that's the story that stuck.
And like that line from the man who shot Liberty Valance,
when the legend becomes the story, print the legend.
But in conjunction with another story I ran across,
I can almost see the, I feel like I can almost see the wheels turning.
And of all the people to catapult the propaganda,
it was none other than Nancy Hatchetface Nace,
who told Vuls Blitzer
earlier today
as they were discussing
the recent resignation of Dan Driscoll
as Secretary of the Army
because he had grave misgivings
about the fact that
Whiskey Pete Kegbreath,
based on his own petty vendetta,
is trying to dismantle the United States Army
unit by unit and piece by piece.
Well, Nancy Hatchet-Faceace sits on the House Armed Services Committee.
God knows why.
Well, she graduated from the Citadel.
Okay.
But along the way, in justifying because she didn't want to make Daddy too mad,
because he's already fucked her over once,
she thought it was personality tensions between Dan Driscoll and Pete Kegbreath,
which it probably was because Pete Kegbreath is a no-good lion,
downright dirty drunk.
And for all we know, a foreign asset,
God knows he pays attention to an absolute weirdo of a preacher.
But she said that she was worried
Well, let's do the clip.
Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has handed in his resignation.
Driscoll has been at odds with Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth over the transformation of the U.S. Army.
Hegsteth has fired several top generals, including the Army Chief of Staff.
Sources also said Driscoll brought up concerns with the Army's readiness six months into this war with Iran.
With us now as Republican Representative Nancy Mace from South Carolina.
She's a key member of the House Armed Services Committee,
also the Veterans Affairs Committee.
Congresswoman, thanks so much for joining us.
I want to get your reaction.
First of all, to Dan Griskel's resignation.
Do you have concerns?
This may be driven by conflict with Secretary Hague Seth?
Good morning, Wolf.
Of course, I believe it is.
It would be obtuse not to admit that.
Anytime you have any kind of organizational change,
particularly with an organization as large and as prominent
as the Department of War,
where generals are being fired, you're absolutely going to have pushback.
You're going to have people who don't like it because it's different than what it has been in the past.
And that's what leadership is all about, whether you like it or not.
And, you know, I think that when you look at some of the comments about readiness,
I would argue that readiness has been an issue for years because of the way the bureaucracy within the federal government,
within the Department of War at the Pentagon, particularly when it comes to procurement,
particularly we're talking about the development or arsenal of missiles and artillery and all those things,
kinetic and non-kinetic options, drones, et cetera.
We have a real issue with how slow things go.
And I think that I see Secretary Hanks up as someone who wants to change the paradigm, speed things up, do things better, more efficiently,
because we do have conflicts.
We do have enemies around the world that we have to be prepared for.
Does Driscoll's resignation, Congresswoman, threaten the independence of the role of the Army Secretary,
There are currently no Senate-confirmed Army leaders left.
Well, I think you'll see people lining up.
The rumor on the Hill this morning is that Sean Parnell is going to want to pursue that position.
We'll see what the administration does and who at the White House has the best inroads there to get someone Senate confirmed.
I think it can happen if the Senate's willing to come in.
But we've got these midterm elections 65 days out.
Who knows what kind of time they want to spend on Capitol Hill.
Everyone's fighting for their life in the mid-term elections.
Sean is the Pentagon Press Secretary, the spokesperson at the Pentagon.
Do you think he's qualified to be the Army Secretary?
That'll be up to the Senate.
I don't have his resume in front of me, but that's the rumor this morning that I'm hearing,
that that's going on behind the scenes.
And we'll see who else throws their name in the hat.
He might not, but I'm hearing that today because of this shakeup.
And we'll see how it turns out here in the next few months.
There's not a lot of time.
Wow, that's inspiring.
A maggot spokes creep wants to be the secretary of the Army.
Jesus Christ.
We're so squawed.
You brought up the concerns that are out there about the Army's readiness right now.
What message does all this send to Iran and other U.S. adversaries?
Well, I think the biggest thing is that we need to be aggressive.
We need to be prepared for any conflict around the world.
We need to be sure that we're not weakening our defenses or our,
Our offense is when it comes to China and Taiwan, obviously if you're depleting resources, that's a major concern regardless of what's going on.
What's going on Ukraine affects us as well.
And we do have be ready for anything that could happen in the Indo-Pacific region at any time, which is a vulnerability.
I think that's why you're seeing a lot of pushback too from the American people.
The majority of us don't want to see war with Iran.
The vast majority don't want to see troops on the ground.
We don't want to see nukes in the Middle East.
But by God, we also don't want 100,000 American troops dead in Tehran.
How concerned are you, Congresswoman, about the current length of the war with Iran?
It's now been six months.
Originally, the president thought it would just be a few weeks.
What is the potential that this could be drawn out even a lot longer?
Well, we're seeing that in real time now.
And just because somebody stops bombing one day starts bombing the next, it doesn't mean you're starting and stopping a war.
This is an ongoing conflict.
This is an ongoing war.
The grace period is over.
where we have offered past presidents just over 90 days to come to Congress to declare war or end it.
And that needs to happen sooner rather than later so that we can adhere to the War Powers Act.
That's what needs to happen.
And if the War Powers Act were to come up today, I would vote for it.
Turning now to the ever-important issue of what's called a four-year-old.
Yeah, that's enough.
I would bet for it.
So she's still somewhat in the loop.
She too will be gone come January because she got trounced in the gubernatorial primary,
the maggot gubernatorial primary in South Carolina.
It got beaten like a barred mule.
But it's interesting.
I don't want to see 100,000 dead Americans in Tehran.
Did you catch that?
You have to put these little,
pieces together.
And look, this is not me
working the Alex Jones side of the street.
We've been following
and paying attention to this bullshit
for ten years. There's
his excuse.
Falling back on the same excuse
that was used to
justify a first-use strike
with atomic weapons
on the Empire of Japan.
Oh, we'll save a million American lives.
there is no
there is no solid proof of that
but they will lie
this gang of maggots
and
after all
members of the military to Donald
Trump are suckers and losers
and so
I don't even know that I want to
whisper this into the ear of the universe
but damn
well
we were going to lose a million American
invading and occupying Iran.
So that's why I made the same decision that Harry Truman did,
who was not nearly as great a president as me,
and decided to use nuclear weapons to bring the Iranian regime to an end.
And then, Russia, China, who knows,
might stick a nuclear warhead right up Donald Trump's ass,
that we can't stop
Moscow still has
numerous
targets
isolated
and targeted
in the United States
New York, D.C.,
Cheyenne Mountain,
L.A., Seattle,
Chicago,
a certain
rickety nuclear plant
in
Lauderdale County,
Alabama? Yeah. I don't like it when these little pieces puzzle pieces fall into place,
but damned if they don't fall into place. And there's one more puzzle piece, and this is
disgusting, humiliating, sickening, revolting. The other player in all of this, of course, is none
other than Psycho Beebe, Netanyahu,
and his little slithering nest of fascist vipers in his cabinet.
Recently, Psycho Beebe went on Israeli television,
and Netanyahu, by the way, is facing elections in October,
and things do not look good for him.
so that means
in turn
that he might need to wag the dog again
just like he did on February the 28th
oh Mr. President
Iran is 10 minutes from getting
well they're five minutes from getting a nuclear weapon
no they've got a nuclear weapon
oh they've had one for a month
that bullshit
but he says things
to the Israeli people
he would not dare say
and have heard in the
United States of America
and so
one wonders exactly
how many people
Zateo's
Prem Thacker
had the story
speaking in Hebrew
on Israeli
Channel 14 Sunday
night
Netanyahu
who is every bit as insane as Donald Trump.
They're both war criminals.
They're both monsters.
He said to a nationwide audience,
I've been against Iran for almost 40 years.
It took a long time to bring the United States to its senses.
I've had, and this is the part where you really want to reach for the vomit bucket.
I've had close to a thousand hours on American television
with the ability to influence the United States
with the intimate knowledge of all its leaders
both those who support us and those who don't support us
the ability to navigate this field through it
and of course he's still bragging as noted
about dragging America into his war against Iran
and having American military personnel die for Israel.
But it's that line about a thousand hours on American television.
That's the one that gags my gut.
And of course, if he declares that Tehran needs to be nuked,
NITWITNRA will nuke Tehran if Bebe is the last person who speaks to him.
It's a terrifying possibility.
And the nerve of him to brag
to the Israeli people
about how he manipulates
the one nation on earth
that props up his state
his fascist state
to just say out loud
I play them like a cheap pawn shop fiddle
and they like it
they don't even know I'm doing it
in almost any other circumstance
this would be
infuriating enough to get an ambassador called in on the carpet in D.C.
And you tell you tell that little pissant that you're very close to becoming persona known grata.
Because Israel will never learn until we turn off the money spigot.
Why should they? What's the incentive?
Americans die for want of medical care while we fund universal health care in Israel.
then here's the question
who's going to talk
about this
on any of the major
over the air
or cable networks
who
and who will lose their jobs if they do
so the question
of whether nitwit nero
nukes Tehran
is a decision
that is probably being made
in Tel Aviv and Jerusalem
fucking bronze age
you know now he feels
Netanyahu now feels
comfortable enough that he can
openly voice
his support for Magna Israel,
greater Israel.
You know, from the river
to the sea, Israel, only the river
is the Euphrates,
from Egypt in the south to
Syria, in the north,
practically to the Turkish
border, and all the way to the Euphrates River.
And they believe that shit,
those fascists do.
The same way.
way that a certain other fascist state believed in a fortress Europa.
Nervous yet?
I am.
So is there a timeline?
Well, kind of.
He faces an election in October.
Little more than a month away.
And we know that the preliminary discussions have already been had in the situation room.
And again, as I said earlier,
We know that Nitwit Niro has said things like,
It's the point in having nukes if you can't use them.
This is another one of those situations
where I hope to God, I am wrong.
Mr. President, it will cost a million American lives
to take Iran and occupy it.
Why don't you just use a couple of nukes?
And see, if anybody would call his bluff,
and we've had presidents who did,
going all the way back into the 1990s,
If he said something insane like that, you'd go public with it.
Let the Israeli people know.
And you'd also look at the little shitbird and say,
Bubba, you've got nukes.
You want to do this so bad.
You do it.
I'm not going to get New York City and Boston nuked and Washington, D.C.,
so you can stay out of fucking prison, BB, you goddamn crook.
But if people like Nancy Hatchet-Faceace are out there running,
running around, blithering and blathering about 100,000 American service personnel dead in Tehran.
Well, all I can say is we get a lot of shit right at this program, this little bitty program,
this little bitty program that hangs on by a thread.
We get a lot of things right, and I will be thrilled to pieces if we get this one wrong.
I wonder if anybody's betting on this on the...
probability markets maybe junior eric the dumber whiskey pete little marco what of that trip that john
ratcliffe took to moscow which is still kind of stuck in my craw because it doesn't make any
goddamn sense what if that was to say listen we're thinking about nuke and terran you best not nuke
Ukraine or there goes the neighborhood.
I mean, workshop it.
What would the Congress do?
Bah, ha ha ha ha ha.
What would the Supreme Court do?
Hey, J.D. Vance.
Hey, Judy.
Have you figured out who the Antichrist is yet, buddy?
There's an old joke, the punchline to which is,
oh, don't worry about it.
That's just dad.
It's a hell of a thing to, it's a hell of a thing to think about.
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