Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 10 April 2026, Friday-On-the-Front-Porch

Episode Date: April 11, 2026

Artemis II arrives home with a nigh perfect re-entry and splashdown. Speculation continues to swirl around Melanoma and what she was trying to outflank. Another Alex Jones meltdown. Tuckyo Rose accuses Nitwit Nero of being blackmailed by Izrull. Massive scandal in California Governor's race. 

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He goes outsees right before every program because he goes out the studio door. And once he got out there, well, amazingly, the spicy zumi raisins were, flitting about and he never quite knows what to do with them in this case it's carpenter bees they're pretty benign but they're not aggressive or anything but well they check him out and he checks them out and and he wasn't crazy about the whole situation on the other hand yesterday well yesterday a little butterfly landed on him nose and it was the cutest sweetest thing you've ever seen in your life. He didn't jump or flinch or anything.

He looked at the butterfly and the butterfly looked at him and then fluttered by. But the whole business with the spicy Zumi raisin sort of, well, brought about a late program start. So that's what that is. so where to begin well i said test there was a meltdown over in the magot horse i mean white house because uh representative janey raskin of maryland sent oh you know sometimes it's kind of like what we were saying with uh the Iran propaganda yesterday. Don't agree with them.

But, you know, got to respect the game. Theirs is good. And not comparing Jamie Rask to the vicious Iranian regime. But

a little bit of next level trolling from the constitutional scholar. and Democratic representative from Maryland. Yeah. Because Jamie Raskin fired off a letter to Nitwit Niro's doctor

demanding that Nittwit Nero submit to real cognitive testing. And oh, the, oh, the pearl clutching, the hand-wringing, the shrieking, the barking, the grunting. White House spokescrieped Davis-Engle, of whom I have never heard, must have drawn the duty today, said, lightweight Jamie Raskin is a stupid person's idea of a smart person. President Trump's sharpness, unmatched energy,

and historic accessibility stand in stark and contrast to what we saw the past four years when Democrats like Raskin intentionally covered up Joe Biden's serious mental and physical decline from the American people. See, they constantly give themselves away with histrionics like that. Yeah. All they had to say was no. But instead, they threw a fit that made it abundantly clear that there's no way that Orange Daddy could do something like that. Well, it's actually, it's hard to dummy one of those up unless you're willing to just lie. And so the thing is, Raskin had sent a letter to Captain Sean Bollinger.

Barabella, sorry, who's the White House physician in which he said that he was concerned that Tangerine Tiberius is erratic, strange, bizarre, disjointed, discombobulated behavior,

especially since starting the war against Iran, it could be indicia, of the mental unwellness and here's what makes it next level in support of his request and his argument

Representative Raskin cited people like marginal trailer queen who said he's quote gone insane and as well as the previous statements of people like Comer Pyle who was oh so concerned about the mental well-being of Joseph R. Biden III.

In the letter, Raskin said, Experts have repeatedly warned that the president has been exhibiting signs consistent with dementia and cognitive decline, and in recent days, the country has watched President Trump's public statements and outbursts turn increasingly incoherent, volatile, profane, deranged, and threatening. His apparently deteriorating condition has caused tremendous alarm

across the nation and political spectrum about the president's cognitive function and continuing mental fitness for the office of president and prompted concerns about the president's will-being. On October 2020, you issued a statement declaring that the president continues to demonstrate excellent overall health.

Congressman Raskin continued. In light of the president's extreme behavior over the past week to say nothing of his conduct in office more broadly, the public must know whether you still stand by that assessment. As Republican congressional leaders have repeatedly said, the American people deserve to know whether our president is mentally capable of making the life-for-death decisions that his office demands.

And, well, you know, person, man, man, woman, person, camera, TV, Montreal cognitive assessment, which doesn't mean you don't have mental decline, although nitwit Nero thinks that it's an IQ test. Oh, yeah. Draw a clock that shows 2.30, Netwit Nero. I really do that. That could be cool. And, of course, the controversy continues to swirl from yesterday's statement from melanoma.

Well, what we now have via Robert Reich, what he says are three possible reasons for her strange appearance, Reich writing, yeah, who's even been thinking about melanoma and her potential relationship with Epstein or Maxwell in the midst of Melanoma's husband's threat to obliterate 90 million Iranians? who cares about her them when the price of gas is through the roof why would anyone be interested in such unspecified allegations when iran still possesses 970 pounds of highly enriched uranium and now has more motive than ever to turn it into nuclear weapons but here's the thing i ran across something earlier today apparently one of epstein's victims uh new melanoma nose melanoma and is apparently ready to drop the dime or the quarter

well Reich says one she was urged to do it as a way to revive interest in the Epstein scandal you heard me right Robert Reich says the White House figures that Epstein is easier to handle

right now than the fallout from the catastrophe of Trump's war in Iran exactly exactly what I said yesterday evening Pam Bondi's gone and won't be testifying. She's refusing to honor the subpoena with which she was served with the DOJ saying, well, she doesn't have to come and testify now because she's not Attorney General anymore, which kind of makes you wonder if that was the real reason, right?

Yeah. And part the second, Amazon is now in negotiations over streaming rights to Melanoma's 2026 documentary, Melanoma, which has been a box office turd. grossing only $16.6 million against a massive $40 million production budget and $35 million in marketing, not to mention the bribe, meaning that Amazon has a sucking chest wound right now. They need the publicity to try to drive the price on the streaming rights. Here, here's a hint, not that we need it, but you never know. The maggots and whatever sort of circulate along the margin.

of the program. It's not going to help. It's an unbearable number of minutes of her trying on shoes and trying on clothes and saying, is it safe? And finally, number three, says Robert Reich. Melanoma is pissed off at Trump for any number of things. In today's news conference is a way of letting him know she's capable of making his life miserable. Number four, like I said, the dime made the money.

about to drop and she was trying to, well, forestall that or what, get out in front of it. And meanwhile, this morning on my former filthy morning habit, the former Palm Beach County State Attorney Dave Ehrenberg showed up to offer up his assessment of what may be coming. Since overlapping in social... Yeah, since you mean... Uh-huh. Skip a bit, sister. ...call yesterday after her remarks, President Trump told me he didn't know about the substance of the First Lady's statement ahead of time,

adding that she didn't know Epstein. The timing for her remarks was unclear, as the First Lady has not been accused of any wrongdoing in relation to Epstein or his accomplice, Galane Maxwell. The First Lady addressed a 2002 email exchange with Maxwell that was included in the Epstein files, in which she praised a magazine story about Epstein, complimented Maxwell's photo, and signed off with the email, quote, love Melania. The First Lady said that her email, quote, cannot be categorized as anything more than casual correspondence. She then called on Congress to facilitate a public hearing for Epstein survivors, despite her husband, repeatedly decrying the push for transparency as a, quote, Democrat hoax, fighting the release of the files. Now is the time for Congress to act.

Epstein was not alone. I call on Congress to provide the women who have to be. The we men. Yes, the we men. But that line alone is interesting. Epstein was not that long. Um, that directly contradicts nitwit Nero's own FBI director, you know, professional perjurer and podcaster, former podcaster, Trash Patel. Mm-hmm.

Who said directly the opposite under oath in front of Congress. Uh-oh, somebody's guilty of perjury. Have been victimized by Epstein, with a public hearing specifically centered around the survivors. Give these victims their opportunity to testify under oath in front of Congress with a power. Under oath? These what's, counselor? These youths? Yeah, under oath. Or cream of wheat. Or sworn testimony. Joining us now is former state attorney for Palm Beach County, Dave Ehrenberg, and co-founder and CEO of all in together, Lauren Leader, she's a contributor to the notice perspectives column. Dave, I want to

start with you, as you are a Palm Beach native. Something that caught my eye in her statement was also part of her explanation of why she had, quote, never been friends with Epstein, despite, as we all just saw, countless pictures with him on the social circuit. She said, Donald and I were invited to the same parties as Epstein from time to time since overlapping in social circles. is common in New York City and Palm Beach. Can you break down for us and provide sort of a fact check on how these social circles actually work in a place like Palm Beach? Jackie, good to be with you. I'm not part of those social circles, but there are pictures of Melania, as you're showing them with Donald Trump and Epstein and Galane Maxwell.

And the person who ties Melania to Jeffrey Epstein directly is journalist Michael Wolf. And I think what she did yesterday was to try to get ahead of a story because she and Michael Wolf are involved in litigation. And Michael Wolf, apparently, coined of The Daily Beast, who she name-checked in the press conference, has these recordings. And the recordings have Jeffrey Epstein's voice on them saying that the first time that Melania, Donald Trump, had sex, was on Jeffrey Epstein's plane. And I think this press conference is a way to get ahead of it. I think it's less about the social circles as about those recordings that she worries will come out. Yeah, and just to be clear, we have not independently verified any of that reporting, and we still have not been able to sort of figure out if the First Lady was trying to preempt a negative story that might be in the pipeline,

or if it's something that's already out there. But, Lauren, I want to ask you about some of the response that we've already seen now to Melania Trump's statement. The survivors are basically criticizing her for her comments and said that she's shifting the blame from elected officials, from people like Pam Bondi, who's still refusing to come testify before Congress under a subpoena about why the whole Epstein tranche of documents has yet to be released and deflecting it back onto the victims, the survivors, people who have already spent so much time in the limelight repeating for months and years now, their stories over and over again. What's your take on Melania Trump's push for a public hearing featuring the survivors? So I spoke to one of the survivors

last night, and I will tell you that beyond the page of what's in that letter, which essentially says calling on us to testify is exactly backwards. Already the victims since, you know, the mid-90s have been asking to be heard and taken seriously, asking them to testify in Congress is a completely perverse way of shifting responsibility back to them. And what one of the survivors told me last night is just it continues to re-traumatize them and keeps more stress on an already crushing load of stress and anxiety that these women have been caring for decades. The bigger issue with the press conference yesterday is not what she said. It's everything that she did not say.

She called on Congress to haul the victims in front of them. She did not herself offer to testify under oath, which Hillary Clinton did. She did not call on the Justice Department to release the rest of the files. She did not call on her husband to testify under oath. I mean, the list of what is missing from this is as long as what is there. And it's just, it's incredibly poorly executed if she's trying to deflect blame from herself. She, in the process, made things worse for the victims and missed endless opportunities to, you know, really call for real accountability. Dave, talking about going before Congress, Pam.

Yeah, that's enough. Really, is anybody surprised that she would do something entirely self-serving? I mean, that's the entirety of her existence, going all the way back to when she removed all of her clothing in exchange for money for the sexual gratification of total strangers that was self-serving. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you to Jessica up in the Greater Rochester Metropolitan Co-Prosperity Sphere, who said, a little happiness for today.

Today is my 17th annual celebration of life, as that was when I was declared to be in remission after my first cancer battle. Here's $25 for another year. Ramalama ding-dong for 17 in a row of those, and here's to the 18th. And so Jessica just took us down to $15.45, we're only $45 away from being fully funded for last Friday, and then we can get busy on this past Monday. Thank you, Jessica. Thank you so much, and I'm so happy and proud for you.

And from Sylvie, Melanausea trying to distract us. Her assertion that she was never Jeffrey Comstain's... Okay, I'm going to collect myself now. Her assertion that she was never Jeffrey Comstain's lover comes at a strange time. It's ironic that Numnuts Nero started the war with Iran to distract from the horrors in those files, and now is trying to use the files to distract us from the horrors of that war against Iran. It's almost like he's cornered or something. Oh, and by the way, meanwhile, going back to Representative Raskin,

Bravo, sir, bravo. Here's a rom-lama ding-dong and a hearty stoke the stroke for you, Jamie Raskin. Yes. Yeah. So as to nitwit, Hero's health. Lee in New York says his blood test came back. The Big Mac sauce in his veins is up to FDA standards.

Oh, those little tiny chunks of pickles just coursing through his bloodstream. Yeah. Have another one. Ask him to fry it in butter, Donnie. Yeah. And from Christopher in Oregon. Jesus, this has nothing to do with Christopher. It has to do with my old email address that people still use.

I really don't like AI reading my email. But Christopher said, knowing stuff maggot person. And Christopher begins with a salutation. Hi, Roxanne. Hi, Christopher. But AI says, hey, a suggested reply. Hey, Christopher, I think you have the wrong person. I'm dead name.

Fuck you, Google AI. With a 15-foot-long desiccated cactus. Fuck you. That was not for you, Christopher. That's for the Google AI. I just want to be clear. Hi, Roxanne. Hi, Christopher.

Did you say Dr. Barbarino had stuff to say about Joe Biden? Who? What? Why? Where? I'm so confused. Up your nose with a rubber hose, Mr. Cotter. Happy Friday horn family. Oh, yeah. There's never a bad time for a welcome back Cotter reference.

And thanks for taking care of that, Horace, Christopher. We'll see you on the back porch, I hope. And we've got another installment today of like Sands Through the Hourglass. This is the meltdown of Alex Jones. He mentioned Roger Stone the other day. Remember Roger, the guy with Richard Nixon literally tattooed on his back? Well, he and Stone were talking, and, well, they're not quite, one gets the idea that maybe they're not quite the bosom buddies they used to be. And Roger's still trying to put on the brave face and pretend everything's okay.

be honest. This was not healthy for Trump to come out to attack everybody. Obviously, it only makes me bigger. It's almost a gift, but I don't want that. I need him to succeed. This is very destructive of the midterms to attack Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, and some of the most other popular people saying we're low- IQ idiots while he is literally has Mark Levins sitting in his lap and Laura Lumer, you know, sitting on his shoulder like a demonic parrot? Well, she wishes. First of all, if you read my book, Stone's Rules, with a great introduction by Tucker Carlson, you know, the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. So, Alex, yes, it just probably makes you brand bigger, but you need to get back on the Trump train fully.

We could have Kamala Harris if you think that would have been preferable. I personally do not. Roger, I get all of that. My point is that the war is extremely unpopular and also make it. The inflation's exploding. just like all the economists said, and you know we had a narrow window, his economic plan was great. If we have inflation, which oil and gas and fertilizers is the base of, then that derails his plan. That's why Larry Fink's so happy.

Larry Fink wants regime change. I think we recognize that, but I think this will be over faster than people think it will be. It better be. Now, the only way this is over faster than people think it will be is when NITWITNRO surrenders and calls. the troops back home. And my God, they're just going to pieces in real time before our very eyes. Flavio

says, he's really going to do this. Trump administration releases new rendering of so-called Arc de Trump. It would be 250 feet tall featuring a 60-foot Golden Lady Liberty at the foot of Arlington Memorial Bridge.

Shit, will the ground even tolerate that? the Trump administration on Friday released new renderings of the triumphal arch the president wants to install in Memorial Circle with the foot of the Arlington Memorial Bridge as part of Donald Trump's legacy building quest what during his second term in office the so-called Arc de Trump would stand 250 feet taut yada yada yada yada the mock-up was submitted to the commission of fine arts who were next due to meet on 16 April to consider the proposal no no just no just No. At this point in time, Flavio, don't you think there's a decent chance that all these things are just handing a matter of handing him one binkie after another? Because he's falling apart and they know it. Camel Cardinal, I will. I will pull this program over. It may be Friday, but I will. I will pull it over if you don't behave. Google AI, you can go into your Gmail settings and turn those AI suggestions off. One thing that you won't be able to do is to convince us that you're veiled fuck you to Christopher was in fact meant for Google AI.

Brother Deacon, you can just go to blazes, you hear me? You know better. You know I adore Christopher. Shame on you. Miao. And from Gino, subject line, Utah. uh we're number one we're number one we're number one today we overcame south carolina who put up a good fight we have now become the epicenter of measles in the u oh dear god we have now become the epicenter of measles in the u.s taking the crown from those gamecocks

woohoo yeah it hmm be be be proud there behind the zion curtain utah and a few thoughts about our governor says Gino, who you appropriately trashed the other day, though perhaps without some important context, I voted for and fought like crazy for, Governor Cox, in the primary, because the alternative preferred by the far-right Republicans was so much worse. A small victory that you can only contribute to as a registered Republican in this state, but he was and remains a huge disappointment. He's been around a while, including a stint as lieutenant governor.

For a repub from small town central Utah, he was always very reasonable, open to compromise, willing to let people live their own lives, and against extremism. In his first year in office, he vetoed anti-trans bills. The vetoes were overridden, but he made a statement that all Utahans count. But then his political ambitions kicked in as Utah started shifting further to Maga Land, which in and of itself surprised me. He knew his ambitions required him to shift as well. Whether this shift in thinking is sincere or whether his original reasonableness was sincere,

is without relevance. He had the power to help bring our state together to really be a model, to really live a true life of love for all our fellow humans. But he chose ambition over that, and for that he will rot in hell forever. Too bad I don't believe in hell. I know. I know.

Sometimes you just really want to, don't you? I mean, it's like fat, dead rush Limbaugh. I really want to believe in the pineapples. I do. Upon my soul, I do. continue Geno continues Release the Epstein files

Donate to Roxanne Signed Gino Utah correspondent for the head-on radio network Thank you Thank you Utah correspondent And

I'll see your feckless Fecless Utah governor And raise you a Fuckless Utah judge And fire chief No

really. This is the story of a Utah Circuit judge Kevin Robert Christensen, former First District Court judge in Box Elder County.

Yeah, I bet Box Elder County is just beautiful. Utah is beautiful. It's such a shame that we have to constantly battle to try to preserve places like Grand Staircase Escalante and Bears ears and all the other natural wonders of that exceptionally beautiful place. Gosh, I've only been there once.

I'd love to, well, I don't think I can go to Utah anymore, damn it. Not unless I figure out somebody never to need to use a restroom. Oh, well, I'd sure get some looks trying to walk into the men's room. It wouldn't feel particularly safe. No, Kevin Robert Christensen, a former First District Circuit Court judge in Box Elder County, has entered a guilty plea to what I think are felonies? Yeah, by a judge. But the story has more tentacles than just that. his guilty pleas were to one count of enticing a minor and two counts of dealing in materials

harmful to a minor and the plea deal got a bunch of other charges dismissed and by a bunch I mean six other felonies those facts all by themselves are horrifying and nauseating but of course since we're talking about a maggot, it can always get worse. Because it turns out that well, there's Judge Christensen there

and then there's Fire Chief of Trementon City, Ned Brady Hanson. And Judge Christensen and Fire Chief Hanson were apparently engaging in some sexy time.

And when they engaged in sexy time, they liked to discuss child porn, and they shared their fantasies of raping children. Really? Yeah. And that's, in fact, it was the investigation against Fire Chief Ned Brady Hansen, former Fire Chief, Ned.

Brady Hanson. It was in the course of investigating him for sharing child sexual abuse material with other users online and talking about the sickening fantasies. And then it turned out that one of the guys he was talking with online was his honor, Judge Christensen. They were using the chat app K-I-K. and investigators found out that these two had met up in real life and struck up a sexual relationship. Hansen, according to the FBI,

distributed child sexual abuse material six separate times. Police found multiple chat threads of interest, and at one point in time, November 2nd, 2024, His honor, Judge Christensen, was chatting with someone who said they were a 13-year-old girl. And in the chat, according to police records, Christensen engaged in graphic sexual chats with the child and sent her a dirty video, which it takes no imagination at all to realize was him stroking his withered old. member. Here's, I think,

this thing is a real, real rotten onion. So when the police arrested former fire chief Hanson, they asked the court that he'd be held without bail. Guess who he was

appearing in front of? He was his boyfriend. Yeah, Judge Christensen, who denied the request that his boyfriend be held without bail and released Hanson. Charging documents note that Christensen did not disclose that he had engaged in sexually

charged chats regarding children with Hanson. Law enforcement believes this fact materially affected the decision making of Christensen at the time he released Hanson. You think? The investigatory heft, I'm a telling you. So, in March, his honor, Christensen resigned.

He had previously been placed on administrative leave by the Utah State Courts. And then he was charged with, well, Hansen, his boyfriend, was charged with aggravated sexual abuse of a child. That was July of last year. They said it happened multiple times. And so now, his honor, Christensen, anybody want to bet he's a good, good, Moroni, fearing, upstanding, book of Mormon, believing. Yeah. He's entered three guilty pleas in exchange for six of them being dismissed.

Never a dull moment. And, of course, it's, well, this sort of thing happens everywhere. But it seems to happen a lot more often in Maggotland. Sheesh. Binky after binkie lay in New York says, Stop swallowing them, Donnie. Here, swallow this instead. It's a very special pill that will make you feel very, very calm and relaxed. Jeremy? You and your juvenile delinquent brother from another mother can just, at best stop that.

Shame on you. Beat me to the snark. was a fuck you Christopher full-hearted at that. No, it was not. I would never, no, I would not. Shame on you. Trying to stir the pots what you're doing. And I mentioned earlier in regard to the ongoing mystery o melanoma.

Yeah. Well, the woman I mentioned, her name is Amanda Ungaro. and Amanda Ungaro was the girlfriend, or the mother of his last, of Paolo Zampoli's last child. Paulo Zampoli is allegedly the man who introduced nitwit Niro to melanoma. And when his last child's mama, Amanda Ungaro, got busted on fraud charges in Florida, Zampoli tried to finish off the custody battle that he was in with her. And from a story in the New York Times, Zampoli reached out to a top official at Immigrations and Customs Enforcement,

explaining that his ex was in the country illegally. Could she be put in ICE detention he wanted to know? That could help him get his son back. the official, the ice goon that he contacted David Venturella immediately called the ice goon office in Miami to make sure

that ICE would pick Amanda Ungaro up from the jail there in Dade County before she could be released on bail and in his call Venturella the ice goon said

this case is really important to somebody in the White House or close to the White House. So the ICE goons abducted Amanda Ungaro and ultimately deported her. Well, Zampoli and ICE have denied it all nonetheless

and DHS said any suggestion that she was arrested and removed for political reasons or favors is false. But here's where it gets interesting. Remember how we're always told that melanoma entered the country on a genius grant? Well, it turns out that Zampoli is the man who got then Melanoma Canalses visa. Uh-huh. And introduced her.

introduced her to nitwit Niro at a party in 1998 at the Kittat Club and then he flew with Tangerine Tiberius to go to his wedding at Marilago

and so that explains tweets from Amanda Ungaro at Melanoma saying everything. And as Micah notes, that may be what melanoma is trying to get in front of, not Michael Wolf. It's possible, and Flavio tells me that surname is pronounced Ungaro, and that it is a demoninem in Italian meaning Hungarian. That makes sense. Drop the H. Ungaro. She may just be trying to get a payday, and God knows melanoma can make the payday

but wouldn't it be lovely if she would drop the rock Thank you Christopher different Christopher Christopher just jumped in and brought our funding deficit total down to

1550 Thank you Christopher Thank you so much All of us appreciate your kind support A few posts for the front porch, says Christopher. And thank you as well. To Kevin in Massachusetts, getting us down to 1530.

Thank you so much, Kevin. Just jotting it all down on the brown paper bag. What else? Well, Tucker Carlson, testicle toasting Tuckio Rose, is not backing down from his ongoing attacks on nitwit Nero. He now says that it's possible, that there's a blackmail operation that is

driving nitwit Niro's decision. Tuckio Rose's newsletter takes note of claims by a writer, a political writer, named Daniel Halper, in 2014

in a biography called Clinton Incorporated. The newsletter says, Establishment media never reports this, but the Israeli government has a storied history of blackmailing U.S. presidents. Perhaps the most jarring example occurred in the 90s when Israel used recordings of a Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, phone sex session, as leverage to pressure Clinton into releasing convicted spy Jonathan Pollard from prison.

We're not joking. That really happened. And it was based on testimony from Monica Lewinsky, who said that back in early 1997, Clinton said, I suspect a foreign embassy was tapping my phones. And that was a month after Bill had met with Psycho Beebe in the Oval Office. And then he met with Psycho Beebebe again in 1998. And that was when Psycho Beebebe, him privately told Clinton to release Jonathan Pollard.

who was doing life in the joint for spying on the United States on behalf of Israel. Back when the book was published in 2014, the Times of Israel said, The Israelis present at Y River, Maryland, had a new tactic for their negotiations. They'd overheard Clinton and Monica and had it on tape. Not wanting to directly threaten the powerful American president, a crucial Israel ally. Clinton was told that the Israeli government had thrown the tapes away, but the very mention of them was enough to constitute a form of blackmail.

According to information provided by a CIA source, a stricken Clinton appeared to buckle. Well, trying to connect dots, Carlson's newsletter said that Psycho Beebe has been pushing for a U.S. attack on Iran since the 1990s and may have done something similar to nitwit Nero. Israel's current top priority is making sure Operation Epstein Ferry does not stop. They know the U.S. fighting their war for them is the best chance at expanding their borders and becoming a global superpower, and a peace deal would foil their plot. That could mean Clinton-style blackmail against Trump or something far more morbid.

We do not know for sure whether that is happening, but the mere possibility is haunting enough to keep the president up at night. yeah especially what with his dear friend chuckles kirk being his assassination is a big subject of speculation especially in the maggot community as having been perpetrated by the masad this timeline really bites it does Lee, who's not in Russia, asks, Cyrillic again? Yeah, somebody likes to, somebody who will remain nameless, but I think we all know who it is, likes to play around with things like that,

that backwards are, whatever the name of that letter is in Cyrillic. And just to see if people are paying attention, keep us on our toes. Different Christopher? you're not going to let go of this are you aesa you should know that you really didn't need to specify that it was a different Christopher who just threw some money in the pot we all know Portland Christopher wouldn't be donating seeing as how he was just told to go

fuck himself and a laughing emoji boys boys and going back to going back to the representative raskin's letter previously.

It's not just Jamie Raskin who's calling for an evaluation. It's also Dr. Jonathan Reiner. Dr. Reiner was the doctor who literally kept former vice president Richard B big time Dick Cheney before he dicks you alive saying over on what used to be

Twitter. Earlier in the week, the president threatened to kill an entire civilization. Now he posts a video of a woman being beaten to death. He did that. To put it mildly, that's concerning behavior. If he was a member of your family, you would urge him to see a doctor. He should have a medical

evaluation. Agreed. And the video he was talking about, Nitwit Niro, put on Tripe Social aure this week. It was supposedly raw video of a woman being beaten. to death by a Haitian here on temporary protected status. An illegal alien criminal from Haiti who was released in our country by the worst president in history,

Cooket Joe Biden, and the radical Democrats in Congress just being an innocent woman to death with a hammered a gas station in Florida. The video of her brutal slaying is one of the most vicious things you will ever see. This animal was allowed to stay here because the Biden administration granted him in all Haitian's temporary protective status. a massively abused and fraudulent program which my administration is working to terminate, but deranged liberal district court judges are standing in our way. So, I concur with Dr. Reiner. Oh, and I mentioned earlier the ongoing meltdown of Alex Johns. Yeah.

He went so far as to beyond the clip of him and Roger Ston's. He went so far as to post an excrement on X in which he said, Exclusive, Alex Jones responds, because he refers to himself in the third person. Alex Jones responds to President Trump's unprecedented attack against him and almost every other original MAGA supporter. We hope and pray that President Trump wakes up from the mind control spell that the never-trump or neocons and net and yon, I'll put him under. P.S. I 100% supporting a melanoma's call

for a congressional investigation into the Jeffrey Epstein cover-up. Oh dear. Will not let you down. You will be very, very impressed, I hope. President Trump, you promised to never let me down. But now you let yourself and America down.

There's still time for you to turn back and stop listening to your never-Trump are enemies. Thursday, April 9th, 2026. Just an hour or so ago, President Trump on truth social put out this long post, one of the longest, if not the longest I've ever seen, attacking myself, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Marjorie Jellar Green, you name it. And just demonize the living hell out of us for challenging him saying he would destroy an entire civilization in one night never to come back, the definition of genocide. And he's told us, Mark Levin is his brain. Mark Levin that wants nuclear strikes on Iran preemptively.

Israel's calling for that. This is madness. And I was there 10 years ago supporting him against Ted Cruz when nobody else really in Texas was. I was there when they had crossfire hurricane coming up against him. It was the first to tell him about the illegal spying. I was there when I got sued by the Paul Weiss law firm with their whole fake show. trial sandy hook garbage the same law firm suing him i was there and went through all of it with him and i was so supportive of the last oh mr wise he just called you your your lawsuit against

alex jones with for which alex jones was found massively liable uh fake which is to say fraudulent fire up the lawsuit machine sir that's campaign and thought doge was so amazing and then elon musk left and said he's in the upstein files and everything's going sideways now he's It's giving glyphosate protection. And so this is just giving this poor crazy little bastard roided up to the gills, probably whinnies instead of coughs. It's just turned into a content machine for him. Well, President Trump came out on through social

and attacked myself and all the original motor support. And I'm just so sad that whatever's happened to him has totally changed the man he once was. He did so much good. That said, it followed just a few hours after Melania Trump came out, unannounced. Portly Trump didn't know and said she wasn't involved with Epstein and she supports a full investigation by Congress in the Epstein cover-up. Trump says Epstein's a hoax. So this reminds me of Melinda Gates, Melinda French, when she started turning against Bill, also over Epstein. So Trump's got big problems, folks.

And I am just so concerned about this country and the world. Trump's being let around by the nose by Netanyahu and by Mark Levin and others. And it's so sad that Iran war is a total disaster, a black guy for America. They control the straight of our most. It is just absolutely incredible what we're seeing and what we're facing. I supported the old Trump. I got so many good things done. But at the end of the day, I just feel sorry for him and pray that God touches his heart

and soul and free him from the demonic himself. Yeah, because Alex praise. I mean, it's just that simple. This is a sure he does. The Democrats the left are absolutely terrible. But when Trump's calling for wiping out whole civilization and acting like a super villain, I have to come out and say I don't support it. It's that simple.

So again, Trump's own wife came out in an unannounced press conference today and said the Epstein crimes are real and that she wants the victims to be in front of Congress the cover up to end. That's the opposite of what Trump's saying. Looks to me. me like she's breaking with Trump because she knows the ship's sinking,

has found out the truth. Elon left eight months ago saying he's in the files as a cover-up. I never saw any evidence of it, but he's acting like he's guilty. We know he's protecting Howard Ludnik who said he didn't know Epstein to go to the aisle and he did. So all I can say is this is terrible day and it's a nightmare for America in the world, but I'm going to tell the truth, report on the facts no matter what it is. Was I somewhat naive?

I had to defend Trump too long. He did so much good? Yeah, I did. Are people that, you know, said I'd defend him too long? Are they right? Yeah, it looks like they are. Fine to a victory lap. But I did it from a place. I believe me, he was the lesser two evils. And I guess the end of the day, Justice of me done, may the habits fall. There's no such thing as less as your evils. So I took the establishment attacking him as the sign I should support him. I took myself being attacked for supporting.

And now it's certainly clear that this new Donald Trump is somebody we shouldn't support, and I'm not. So I'm energetically opposing him. I'm calling for the 25th Amendment if it continues to call for nuclear war and genocide. Hopefully it backs down. reported this is unfolds but that's the facts Maloney of Trump they've said you know it was turning against Trump years ago I'd ever believed it but now she's definitely countermanding what he's said

and done saying there's nothing to Epstein she's saying there is she's being investigated I stand with Maloney of Trump and I stand with the truth I stand with the victims of Epstein against the Epstein class sure you do on the next world of the Alkshouns show God bless you all right

such a Christian Poxwo Biscam Poxwobiscom Randy Radar saying Trump is supposed to be there Trump is there because he's supposed to be there and I pointed to two events to support this position $5 million applied toward an NDA would have stopped him but was never funded

and there's an obvious fracture point for the rights coalition which no host will mention point out to the Christian nationalists that the tech bros are putting the number of the beast upon the Christian nationalists and you've just weakened the right, obvious solutions ignored. It's not so much a matter of ignoring them,

Randy Radar, it's a matter of them working. You can't break a cult that way, and it is a cult. And God knows, I've been pointing out for weeks now, the crack-up in Mary Maggotland.

It started when he started, when he began to break his promise on the Epstein files, and it reached an even greater shrieking point when he decided to attack Iran at the behest of Psycho Beebe and the fascists there running Israel. But that reminds me of something, and I need to see if I can find it here. ran across a bit earlier today that gave me a big old giggle

a giggle biggle no no big old giggle and yeah there it is let's see if it'll play do you see that no that POV

if MAGA MAGA if the resurrection happened today oh shit bitch just came out of the cave the fuck excuse me what are you doing here

you don't belong on here. You just came back to lie. Bullshit. Resurrection. You were resurrected. You're a goddamn liar. What's your name? Jesus. Jesus what? Jesus Christ. No, not. You're brown. My Jesus is a white. No, you're one of them illegals. Aren't you? Your name is Jesus. You died for our sins. No. But, but, Bullshit, that was white Jesus. Not you, Jesus. Bill, we call ourselves. Hey, you got any family with your father? Where's your father, Jesus? He's in you.

And he's in me. Who's your daddy, Jesus? God. How dare you, Jesus. Don't you dare being like that? And what's with that long hair? You wanted them transgender illegals, Jesus? here to transgender all our kids?

Damn it, hey, Seuss. Ice is coming, and you're going to alligator alcatraz, motherfucker. Oh, shit. That's about it, isn't it? That's pretty much exactly how it would play. And that, Randy Radar, is why you can't break the cult. All you can do is move on past them. I wish it were otherwise.

But see, that's the other thing. Randy Radar, the evil jellicals actually don't believe any of that shit. It's all performative. And it takes weeks and months to deprogram someone from a cult. And we don't have enough

we don't have enough de-programmers in this country to even begin the job. Like other points in American history, they will have to learn through their asses. through their wallets and their bank accounts. Oh, well, thank you for that, Sylvie.

Sylvie says Cyrillic. The backward R is actually pronounced Ya, and is the Russian pronoun I, first person singular, as in Yagavarit Ruski. I speak Russian or Jaimia Silvi. My name is Sylvie. For years, I pronounced the toy chain is toy chain's name as Toys Ya Us. Thank you.

That's delightful. Amelia, You do live up to your name, Amelia, because sometimes you remind me of Emily Lutella. Hey, Zeus is in me, and she's upset now? Hey, Zeus. Hey, Zeus! Yeah, get over here. Something wrong with your head.

Looks like it's cracking up. Oh, my God! You're having a fully formed female goddess right out of your head. Dude, are you okay? Yeah. I don't quite know how, I'll see if I can, post a link to that routes, but if you go over to my story on my Facebook page, it should still be there. Randy Radar says,

Drumpf is the clown, not the ringmaster. Stephen Miller wields the policy, and Howard Lutnik wields the budget. How many Americans know that? I don't blame the people when the media is that bad. I blame people for being willfully ignorant. Because I don't know. think you fully understand the maggot's psyche, Randy. They don't, they're not interested in that sort of thing.

They only want confirmation bias so that they want someone who hates all the people that they hate. They want him to validate their hatred of other people. And whoever does that, whoever does that, will get their adulation. Well, we are well into the second hour of the program. I suppose it might be helpful if I actually went over to the old holler tree to see who might be there and conversating. Hey, Jeremy.

I got the right button. Oh, no, you're here. I messed up. Okay. I'm not guard because I was going to open with an apology. Chris for in Oregon, because evidently if you're not him, you're fine. But if you're in Oregon, you're doomed today. pointing out two different Christopher's other than Christopher plainly tonight.

Okay, you. That's about enough. The on-air joke has ended. Okay, it's done. I have an update yesterday's horror story. Yes. I went to my endocrinologist today. In my politest way available, I said I'm at my wits end with this medical supplier. I said, this trial will mark the fourth try at getting something done in a month.

And every time I talk to them, they know nothing, talk to the insurance company, they claim that nobody's filed a pre-authorization, and they received nothing from you guys. And she turned around my chart, which is literally the software they use, and pointed out all the communications they had going back a month, five or six different things they've done. I said, I know it's not you. I'm positive. It's not my insurance. I said, I am, again, I don't believe in violence.

but I understand this company at this point. I said if I never deal with them again, I'll die happy. So she did

something, which we'll have to see if it's true, and if it is, the devil I'll deal with because I don't want to deal with these fuckers ever again. She pulled up

Amazon pharmacy, and she showed me what I'm paying compared to what they claim the average person pays. We'll see if it plays out because if I can do it and get around going

with this company, I'll do it because this is nonsense. Like I said, I told them, They're messing with my life and I'm getting sick of it. She completely understood. So that was a positive thing.

Well, I mean, yeah, that is. I mean, again, I said, I'm frustrated. It's not frustrated you guys in general, but I feel like I'm being jerked around at this point. I feel like I said in the, all the years I've used this company, never once has it been easy for me, never once. Especially the yearly is we need to make sure

you're still a type 1 diabetic. Poor shit. That drives me up effing wall. Still? Still? Yes, they keep saying we need to make sure you still have a prescription as a type 1 for this, to make sure you still have type 1 diabetes. And I say still, is it carable? Is type 2 carable? I haven't heard this yet.

Yeah, that would be pretty big news. That's right. I was mentioned it's a lifelong ailment as far as I know. Yes, there's hopeful treatments out there, but it's a lifelong ailment. What are you checking for? So, again, overall, doing pretty, I said, I mean, I told her how the eye doctor yesterday had literally said that my eyes look great, look healthy from my age, and wouldn't know I'm a diabetic by looking my eyes. And she said, that's amazing. And I said, I guess I'm doing okay. Far from, she said, no, I think you're doing great. I said, your A1C stays steady. It's better than jumping up and down, honestly. And it's not, it's not super. I have improvement. I admitted it. And she said, well, I want you to see one of our, one of our diet. I said, no, don't do that. I said, my diet is not going to change. I don't care what you say. I need to want it to change her to change. They can talk to me.

They can talk to me all they want. It doesn't matter. She said, no, I want them to work with you on your pump to try to get it more streamlined. Because that's where the problem is going to be is the insulin delivered from the pump. It's not my eating. It's insulin delivery. I was glad to hear that. She's relatively my age and seems to understand.

And I said something that made her laugh out loud because I said, I wish I could give myself, I said this sounds horrendous, but I wish I could go above the maximum dose of my pump in certain meals. 30 units sounds like a lot It's not But it sounds horrendous And I said I wish I could do 50 sometimes Because you sound just like my boyfriend

He's always complaining He can't dose enough with his meals Because it stops him from doing Even though he could Do it and be perfectly healthy Can't do it, it's a limitation It's very annoying But anyway

On that I guess this week was for most part a win I'm fairly healthy It looks like anyone on the surface I mean there's always tomorrow But I'm going to try to stop not worrying about my health for the foreseeable future, at least until next year at this time. I'm just going to put it out of mind because I'm doing okay, I think.

And you can't predict tomorrow, and why worry about it? Well, I mean, I get that attitude. I do. But by the same token, there still has to be some mindfulness involved, don't you think? Oh, yes. And I'm not saying I'm just going to go, you know, the hell with it and just go crazy. That's not what I mean. I just mean, I'm not going to stress over it.

I need your spare time and your peace are all that matters in this world when you become an adult. That is my honest opinion. Whatever can bring you peace and give you your spare time, you can never get back is the most important thing. And I try to find a way to somewhere float in the middle between being insane about diabetes and still having a life and enjoying it. And so far, that equation is working out. And I've said time and time again to them, this suddenly changed my next appointment. You see things way out of whack. I'm doing something wrong or you think something's coming, I'll change then.

Until then, my life is not going to change. Can't argue. That's just me. No. That's just me. Other than that, I mean, I did get a good laugh after the unfortunate story about Kara Blake about the stories of Melania coming out. And I didn't know these two.

I never met them, but all the pictures of her kissing him and one of her holding his neckles, she's kissing him, which shows intimacy on a higher level than most kisses. It is quite funny. And I do think on a secret level she wants to be rid of him. I mean, she's stuck to him because of the marriage and all the clauses and the annulments and all that stuff in their marriage. I know she is. And even she's a horrible person, still knows he's a detriment to her. She wants to be rid of him, so I won't be surprised if she's secretly shiving him, too.

Everyone else is. I mean, when I think about it, I think about what's his name? He's a Republican. The one that Comer, when the Epstein files seemed to die down, there he is popping back up with new testimony or somebody else i swear he's shiving him in a way he cannot be pointed out for doing it you just say just doing my job but he's secretly putting a shiv in a trump by keeping this alive i mean eventually everybody in his orbit figures out that loyalty only runs in one direction with donald trump to him to him and not toward anyone

else right he lives in a reality of what can you do for me and nothing else strictly that and yes he might go along with you but once you piss him off he turns on you and will toss you under the bus to save himself and a heartbeat he'd do it to his own freaking kids we know he would if avonca came out and said something he didn't like he'd throw her a bus in a second forget she even

even know avonca barely met her I think she gave me coffee one time yeah Melanie do you know you know you know he you know he do it I'm not crazy you know he do it up to the point of I think she gave me coffee one

time. Putting more distance between them or something. I don't even know I don't even know any melodies. They're not my type. Right. I don't have a lot else to say.

Unfortunately, it's just us right here. Roger seems to be away for the moment. Yeah, Roger said he'll be teaching class. Yeah, he said he would pop in eventually, but he would be away at the

beginning of the program. Maybe in another hour or so. Well, I'd like some of those to come in because I don't have much to say. I'm kind of tired. It's been an interesting week, fairly productive except for yesterday, but I think that got stuff done when I expressed my outrage today and they're trying to work with me and get around it. I don't believe in praying, but hope for me this works. If it does, it will be a

godsend in his own weird way. Even though I'm not thrilled at being Amazon, it's still better than this other effing company hands down 10 times on Sunday. Oh, without a doubt. So, yeah, so I, yeah, I, it's better deal with the devil you knew of the NU of the never you know and I definitely know this other devil so well there maybe Kevin will talk he just came in yeah there's Kevin you want to talk on mute give me a break yeah

I'll talk hey Kevin what's going on not much thanks for the help let me get out this room here I got the TV here she got to move into another room there so

how's your week then you know it's been exhausting this whole this whole existential crisis thing is not great for my mood or my mental health either one thing after another yeah not good for my mood or my mental health either one yeah so I got some stuff to share about me and putting it off a little bit but um I'm okay

but I got diagnosed at ALS and oh Kevin like on a level one to four for being good they actually like 15 types of things are going on i'm okay on i'm like a four which four means good four means normal so to speak yeah the only thing i'm not good on is walking uh i can walk with a walker um you know um not too too long a distance but um my lungs are about 75, 80% my left lung isn't as good as my right. Oh, Kevin.

And, you know, there's this drug called Radikava, R-A-D-I-C-A. And similar to Jeremy, I'm having problems with delivery

of said drug. I'm keeping my sense of humor through all this, but there seems to be a snafu and that's what I get for going to a local hospital in Springfield area rather than trucking up to Boston, which I did one time.

I had them check my, I had an MRI of my lung because, you know, I had some breathing issues. I wondered what was going out because they checked out my heart. My heart's fine. My heart's really good. So that's good. But they're like, yeah, they said this was like a couple months ago. They're like, yeah, your left lung definitely has some problems.

He goes, the worst could be ALS. And I didn't really give much thought. You know what? so the the I'm not the diagnosis of the neurologist

I'm not at all he thinks I've had it for a couple years because it started out my left foot I was still working I was still doing a mail

it was kind of like numish and I couldn't jump or run and I guess that should have been a huge red flag

that I couldn't jump or run because on a basketball court my grandson and my son. And I don't know. I was thinking myself, well, I'm 60 at the time. I was 61. I'm like, oh, what do you want?

I mean, but then again, even at 61, you should be able to run a little bit and jump a little bit, you know. I mean, and I've been pretty good shape being a mailman and played some sports when I was younger. Didn't really give it much thought about ALS. Who thinks about it, right? I mean, did Lou Gehrig think about it? Well, he didn't even know what it was back then, but.

So he thinks I've had it for probably start. That's how it started. And probably right, you know. But anyway, I want to get this. It's supposed to 33% is supposed to slow down the process by 33%. You know, so you can tack some years on, potentially. I have another drug that I've taken, which is an older, I'll just for black of a bit of a word

it's an older drug that's been in the in the ALS world for a few decades not to be not Raymond Kevin but I would make a heavy suggestion to you because I've known people who have ALS several my family not my family in my circle I've known

have passed from it but I watch a lot of videos and support people that do it the one thing they all say to do is record your voice into AI when you're in early stages so you can still you know, use voice software when your voice fails you. It says, it's remarkable to still be a talk through a computer. Okay.

Yes. I don't know the best service, but I would look for it now where you're still fully capable of not struggling to talk. Not to be grim, but do it now. Don't wait. I know. That day's going to come. You know.

But yeah, thanks for that I suggest, Jeremy. We appreciate that. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. And I hope you get you. Does the newish drug, what does it bring with it in terms of side effects? I looked at the side effects. Top of my head, I don't really know what they are without looking,

but they seem to be the basic side effects that most drugs have, you know, here and there. Nothing crazy, nothing like, you know, you're going to grow up. Baby's arm at the top of your head or anything, right? Yeah, yeah. It was developed in Japan roughly 10 years ago. I also heard that there's some stem cell therapy thing going on in Thailand for ALS. It's another deal. And then there's an ALS.

Someone sent me a link or ALS trials and clinical trials for clinical trials for different things. and I got my name in there, a hopper for there. Also, you qualify for disability automatically, and they waive the five-month waiting period, and you automatically get on Medicare. I guess they did that a few years ago. When Joe Biden was present in the United States. I was going to say, so you're going to participate in what Nitwit Nero now calls

a scam a scam yeah Jesus craminy do they I don't you know

I've heard about it for years and years but is it genetic is it environmental do they know well they ask if you

if you have anybody family that's had it and I have no one of my family has had it it can be environmental from what I can see

I don't have any common But then again If they knew the cause We could do something about it Unless it Eliminating the cause would Oh impact the oil industry or something like that Yeah

They definitely seem to believe it can be environmental I say that because a large portion The people I know who have had it live around, have lived around in their growing up and into their, you know, adult lives around what used to be our IBM plant. It's now global families, but the same toxic shit in the air. And they think being around heavy chemicals in the air, even though they're supposed to be wiped and cleaned out, we'll mess with your immune system at some point, or at least the nerves. They think it's part of it.

They just don't know for sure. Well, I worked outside for Amherst, Massachusetts is a pretty clean town for the most part. There's still, you know, anywhere they're emotive vehicles, you're still going to be dealing with emissions. Oh, yeah, and I was around more vehicles all day long, yeah. And we're finding out more and more just as we found out years ago in the mountaintop removal struggle, particulates in the air are... Of course. Well, they're a...

They're like, you know, guaranteed illness. And the smaller the particle, the work. worse the illness. There were a few days I was wearing a mask outside when the fires are going on up in Canada. I was working to deliver mail and I was wearing a mask because of particulates, as you mentioned just now. Yeah, and when you get down to what are called the ultra-fines, you know, those things are less than one-one-thousand-th diameter of a human hair. and they're so small and they wreak such havoc because there's nothing inside the human body that can stop it.

And under microscopic observation, you can see how an ultrafine will begin to cause changes in one cell and like seven cells or ten cells away, the changes will replicate, even though they haven't been in direct contact with the altrufine particulate. I mean, it really is a nightmare. But, you know, it pales by comparison. Oh, Kevin, I'm so sorry. I know. I don't want to cast a paw on the program.

No, no, no, no, it's okay, no. and of course you have the love and support of the entire horn family community congregation I don't know I really I'm it's it's I feel very fortunate to have that honestly

just knowing this case just knowing this but uh yeah I mean I'm still driving my right foot's still pretty good I can move my toes I can so walk I said I can get up I have upper body strength that's still there. I can eat.

My appetite's still pretty good. So hopefully I've stayed to suffer a little bit. So, yeah, this frustrating, Jeremy, this delivery of medications is crazy. Kevin, you have my complete sympathy. And I'm trying to avoid saying, I'm sorry. Because I hate having people say I'm sorry when they hear about things I've gone through. No, don't be sorry. I don't want to be your sympathy.

No, I don't, I don't need it. Exactly. Exactly. I just want to tell you what. Sometimes. I don't mean in a bad way. It's almost an insult. Just right.

Just say what I just. Yeah, but it's a lot of share what's going on. It's also a manifestation of shared love. I understand. I'm just trying to say from our point of view, I know what it feels like. And I get it. When I first got it, everyone, I'm so, no, don't be sorry. I'm here.

I'm fucking alive. I'm not dead. I'm not going anywhere. I mean, I'm going to live my life. I just hope they can discover in your case, Kevin, that you have one of the slow strings of it. I mean, let's his face live until he's almost 80 before he died. Other people last 10, 15 years.

I hope for your case it's one of those where you can, you know, I also be, I was in pretty decent shape, delivering mail walking all those miles a day, so hopefully that helped me. And my heart's good. And that wasn't an insult to you, Robert, so I'm just saying what it feels like you.

Oh, no, no, no. something trash something wrong yeah yeah yeah i mean type two diabetes or any diabetes is no joke you know i don't have type two i have the worst yeah jeremy's one i'm i'm number two oh that's right oh right right yeah i'm number two and the jokes just write themselves i'm number two and then you know you see nito doing all the stuff and you go through things people go through things people go through things that they're going through in real life. And you just look at all these other Republican congresspeople that just, I mean, how are they going to look at themselves?

This is all going to end. And what are they going to say? I want to see what they're going to say when they come out of the woodwork, when the dust settles and we're picking up the pieces. What are they going to say? oh yeah i was with you all along yeah you know i would have oh oh if it got to this point i would have done oh well if he went and did this you know we would have done that's what they're going to say well you know what's instructive in that regard is to look at the downfall of richard nixon

yeah yeah water said hey you know it's over and his die-hard supporters sort of faded away but they didn't stay faded away for very long because he resigns in what 1974 yeah and they got jerry four to work yeah but then seven years later we got ronald regan engaging in a level of criminality that would have made uh... alderman erlickman and lyddy blush and they got a walk on it. He got a walk on it because of his oafiness. Oh, it's Ronald Reagan. He can't be that smart.

Yeah, America's grandpa. Oh, it's just, you know. And the same thing with Trump. You know, the media created him to some point. I mean, they let him. I know we do this. They let him slide. Yeah. I know we do this from time to time, Kevin, but imagine Barack Obama trying to shake down an entire country in exchange for the U.S. being supportive.

He'd be in a military brig right now. Yeah, and you would have heard the GOP, been able to hear the GOP, the VO, the Voyager spacecraft could have heard the GOP screaming at that. at that distance yep I hear him screaming like like the court reporter analysis restaurant yeah

and it's all a classic case of rules for thee but not for me exactly how much does this guy I mean he just it's on I don't know man we're just

what are all these guys all these service men and women now they're being sent over there that aren't going to be deployed well we'll see what happens but I mean they're all our way over there and hopefully there will be

a true cessation of hostility and get things back but you know Netanyahu he's the asshole here I mean he's so bombing freaking Lebanon taking advantage of

he just has to He knows he has to keep it going. He's just, it's so obvious, you know, what he's doing, you know, 300 people. I mean, he's just turning into, oh, I can't. If I was president, I would, I would cut him off at just, you're not getting a dime for nothing. Nothing. How's that? Anyway.

Yeah. Makes you feel good. The Iranians have outmaneuvered him at every turn. Oh, yeah. And consequently, well, he's in a terrible spot. And among other things, they have pushed, you know, with the negotiations, which are just now set to begin, they have pushed him further up against the war power. Act window.

Well, Trump. Yeah. Yeah, the Democrats, yeah. They have. I saw that. Well, the Iranians have pushed him up against the War Powers Act window. They understand our processes. And they're going to use our own processes against us because, well, they know exactly who he is.

And their goal is ultimately to break this nation. Make no mistake. Oh, yeah. You know, this is just the most monumentally. And the Russians. Stupid thing that this country may ever have done. And our own. I mean, the Bay of Pigs was pretty damn dumb.

But this takes the catch. Kennedy had some whack-out generals on that, on that staff, too, though. On that, on that. Oh, yeah. Right. They had a few gung-ho crazies on there that had to be rained in. He did try to rain him in. They didn't like it, you know.

But if we're running out of ammunition, well, so to speak, and Israel gets just about everything they get from us, you know, aren't they going to run out eventually and why don't we just give them the bad news and tell them we can't be, you know, I don't know. something's got to give. Something's got to give. And you've been coping with all this stuff that you've just mentioned. And at the same time to sit around wondering if the next morning,

if overnight the world's going to blow up? Oh, last week, yeah, when he was talking Tuesday or whatever. Yeah. I mean, I kind of figured it was blusser. I mean, but people hear that. They know he's got the nuclear codes and they know they, They have crazies that... Yeah.

They are the ones that could do something, but the time's getting short. And maybe the fog of war, so to speak, they could take advantage with all the crazy that's going on, and all the disorganization. It could be a good time to step in and make some adjustments, shall we say. But time's getting short. Yeah, it is.

You know, you know what? Let to do it before things get really, really bad, you know. The real danger with Trump is the unpredictability. Their futures for their kids and their grandkids, they don't stop and think about it, do they? Because that's not, there's going to be nothing left for them. You know, they keep, you know, saying, yes, sir, getting out of the way and letting them do stuff.

And, yeah, you're going to keep your job and you're going to, quote unquote, survive. but you'll have, you know, there'll be nothing left, because like I said, they won at all. Yeah, and bear in mind that, you know, they haven't been particularly good about thinking about the future at all. Otherwise, you know, otherwise we would have dealt with climate change, right? But we can't be bothered because people are too comfortable. You guys hear me?

Yeah, yeah. I think my volumes will screwed up here, but... Well, it sounded like maybe you kicked out for a minute and then came back in. Yeah, he got loud suddenly, and then he was quiet and he got louder again. Best case in here, Kevin, just exit out and come back in. Sometimes it's called discording, and it should better refresh your signal. It happens to everyone. Hold on, let me come back in. Let me go out and come back.

Okay. And by the way, as to how the maggots will respond. Silvie with a note what they said after Hitler's fall as to what Trumpansies will say after the end of Trump after the fall of Nazi Germany an investigative reporter asked several hundred citizens of Germany and also some former Nazis what they were thinking doing etc during that era the results were published as the fragabogun the question book while the book was in German the commentary of many people claimed they never knew or we didn't think it would get that bad

very much the same as former Nixonistas once Agolf Schittler is gone the answers will be very much the same my own interviews done years ago former German citizens who had moved to America were much the same it was safe, it was clean

only the bad people were in danger still blind still blind I should note that integrity and Artemis is on its way home I have the feed up now they're talking about maneuvering and the

heat shield and getting them in position to splash down in the Pacific off the San Diego area of the California coast I can't mind that reentry is quite possibly probably more dangerous than space itself or going up.

Coming down is the worst purpose of the heat. Yeah, and Artemis 1 had a heat shield problem, and so they changed the plans for the splashdown from just coming straight down through the atmosphere to just bob it, kind of bobbing into the atmosphere. And you can see the orientation of it changing. It's a really cool visual. outside the capsule and with earth growing in size. And Randy Radar says there is Roundup in the food,

and the solution is to sign up for an organic food delivery service. There's an excellent one, Thrive Market, $60 membership per year, stock up on their frozen vegetables and fruits. By the way, the Roundup in non-organic foods contain inert non-round-up chemicals that are horrid and anything but inert. Generally speaking, the only risk that is present in organic food is a bad strain of e-coli.

Sometimes food can cure the uncurable. While you're there, load the buyer app on your smartphone to help you spend your money upon the non-biggies. Black Rock Van Garden State Street, which combined control $25 trillion, and that money has moved to cash, waiting for the crash,

after which the big money will move in, buy things up at bargain basement prices. And the meat shall inherit the earth, but by then, it won't be worth it. Yeah, I mean, I remember the scandal in, what, the rice growing region of California a couple of years back, where it turned out that, what was it, mercury or lead was in the organic rice? Yeah. And, you know, that's one of those things as a type two diabetic I need to steer clear of, not the mercury in the lead, the rice. but God, growing up in the South, every other day or so, there was buttered rice on the lunchroom trays.

And I love buttered rice. I just do. But it doesn't love me back. Hey, Roxanne. Yeah, hey, Steve. Hey, what are you watching? I just turned on the Artemis thing. It's on the YouTube channel.

Is what you're watching? it's basically you can see the white spacecraft on the left there and then the earth right there yeah and there's a there's a small screen of some uh reporter talking to an astronaut right now yeah okay yeah that's what i'm watching too you know i've noticed something the earth is not flat well it sure looks flat in this picture i'll let myself out i'm so ashamed yeah i wanted to ask Kevin and Jeremy about something.

What the hell is this? Oh, my God. You know what? My dad and I have the same name. This is an aside. So I get all these text messages from Georgia politics. I get asked. I get people asking me if I would run for office in the county where my dad lives.

So very annoying. But putting that aside, I wanted to ask about, ask them both, do you start, did you start utilizing the Amazon drug service to get your drugs through Amazon? And if so, what is your experience of it? That's what my doctor pushed me to today. Oh, okay. I'll talk to some prices here real quick, just to reel people up on what's going on. After I pay my deductible for the year, which is $550 on top of the $1,400 I pay a month,

it would still cost me roughly $131 every four months, which isn't unreasonable for a 90-day supply for everything I get. And that's about the same for my pods that I wear with my insulin, about the same for insulin. It's about 75 for 90-day supply. Well, what I originally tried to do was, when I used to be with Blue Cross Blue Shield, when I had another $700 a month,

and before insurance went up, I went through my local Walmart pharmacy, and I could get the same price of everything, problem delivered. Now, my new insurance carrier, if I try to do that, I can only get a 30-day supply at Walmart, what I need. And it's double the fucking price

of a 90-day supply in this shit-whole company I'm dealing with. So, that's my prediction. Yes, and that's why the end of the chronology I saw today, said, well, watch this. She showed me something. It said, Amazon's saying the average price for someone with your condition

would be $40 for a 90-day supply or something like that plus your deductible or whatever. I said, great. She said, as soon as we're done, I will talk to one of our specialties personally and ask if this is bullshit or not and cut through it. She said, I think you've been through enough. I said, yes, I would agree. I would appreciate it. So that's my story.

Ollie, Robin, you said something earlier and it's going to catch you up, catch you back up with you again, too. You said, and the joke freight themselves when you say you're number two. Only a number two would keep saying the earth isn't flat. Ha, ha. The llama. The llama. The llama. The llama. She face-palmed.

She face-planted. At least that's flat. I mean, come on. Okay. Jeremy, Jeremy. Dear, dear Jeremy. Your words are you're worse anything when it comes to me. Oh, I know. I've realized that.

If you would, let me know. Bless your heart. Bless your heart. In the southern meaning, of course. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes. But Jeremy, let me know how it goes with Amazon. Because I have one of the drugs that I now take,

one of the drugs I now take, Jesus. There was a time when I was healthy. Sucks. It's a brand new drug, and it was $2,300 a month. With my insurance, the deductible was $230 a month. And then I could get some sort of effing coupon that made it $0 a month. And I feel like saying, why not just make it $0 a month? Well, that's no fun.

Because they're praying on lazy people who won't go through the steps to make it cheap. That's the whole idea. If you're not willing to do the third step, they'll fuck you for money. It's all about the money. It's a crooked fucking system, Steve. I could scream about it if we talk about it right now. I really could. I mean, I'm lucky that...

Go ahead, I'm sorry. Well, I was going to say to add on to my story was good today. In fact, I looked at the doctor and said, the thing I wear in my arm that helps control my pump and keep my blood in check, I said, I'm on a trial right now from the company. I said, this is my second one because the first one failed 10 days into a 15-day session, and they replaced it.

I said, I have nothing else until we figure this shit out. He said, here's what I'm going to do. Right now I'm going to go into our teaching room, and I'm going to permanently borrow a new sensors. She has another 15 days of coverage, and she gave me one for free. So she's doing me a solid, and I appreciate it. Hey, kid, the first one's free. In this case, I paid the dealer. I'm sorry, I do. Sure.

Oh, I know. I mean, this new medication that I'm on, I was between coverages with my insurance. and because I'm lucky the other drugs that I own are they're old they're fairly old drugs so it's when you have a fairly old drug it's you know even without insurance they can be pretty cheap but this new drug I was between so you know my my provider goes into their their drug samples and gives me like five packages of seven samples like they have seven pills and one of these packages so I was was using that. I have been using that for the past 35 days. But it's just, this is insanity. This is absolutely insanity. And this notion

that, you know, I just, what did I see that we have spent so far $40 billion dollars on this for a, this, ill-begotten foray into, or misbegotten foray into

Iran. I think it'll be Begotten was the right one. Bill begotten? Okay. That's $40 billion. How much could that go for in the same amount of time that money could have gone to pay for how much health care? Oh, I know. I know.

And, you know, you say $40 billion, and immediately I hear Alan Rickman in my head saying, by Grappathaws Hammer. What a savings. What's that from? that's the non-obligatory galaxy quest reference. Ah, okay. I mean, wouldn't you with a billion dollars give a hundred million people, a million dollars,

and you still have money left over? Yeah, like Everett Dersen once said, a million here and a million there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money. I mean, with $40 billion, we could give every homeless person in America a house with an acre of land. No joke. And still have money left over for other programs. It's insanity. Is it true?

I've read, and I don't know if this is true, and I trust you to know this, Jeremy. Is it true that we've been, that we're actually running out of ammunition? Yes. Yes. Typically, with Ukraine, we were giving them our outdated stuff we're going to have to dismantle anyway. We still are doing that. But yes, we're running out of ammunition because we can't build it fast enough because we have to use it to intercept Iran's simple tech, and they're beating us

to the punt. Iran has something like, I think I heard. 700,000 of those simple missiles set aside to fire 20,000 interceptors? And don't they have like 50 or 60,000 of those simple drones that can deliver

an explosive? Yeah, see, that's the problem here. They've, you know, they started calling us the great Satan in 1978 and they've been preparing for a war that they were absolutely certain was coming,

against the aforementioned Great Satan, since 1979. And say what you will about any president between then and now, none of them were stupid enough to take the bait until this one. Well, look at groups like the Taliban or just Afghanistan in general. For 2,000 years now, they've been beating off the enemy with literally, you know, improve sticks and soaps. our technology is great, but they kicked our ass with sticks and stones for 20 years. Yeah.

And they did the same thing to the Soviet Union. The Soviet Union did something like the British in the 1850s. The British sent in something like 15, I think it was 15,000 troops, and the Taliban, Afghanis slattered all but one. It was a doctor. They sent him out naked on donkey and said, tell your people we did to you. Yeah. I'm watching this thing with the,

Are you seeing the animation? Yeah, that shit's scary. When you see this going through the Earth's atmosphere when it's burning like that. Am I right? Steve, I don't know if you caught this last night, but the atmosphere around the capsule during reentry, the temperature is half the temperature of the surface of the sun. So it's hot.

Yeah, and I talk about I sunburn, you know, I'm so pale, I sunburn under a refrigerator bulb. Yeah. Oh, and one other sweet thing that I heard, the crew carried pieces of the space shuttle challenger with them. Oh, that's neat. Yeah. I got to see a rebroadcast, nitwit trying to talk to them. It was beautiful. Just seeing Mike float in the air.

Yeah, that's the world's, it's not a mic drop, it's a mic float. Just the look that the captain of the capsule just was giving the whole time it appeared under-discussed, along with the rest of them, a picture says a thousand words, really does. Is that photograph, is that picture right there, is that an actual picture, or is that a dramatization? That's a visualization. Okay, so that's not actually happening. No, we don't, we don't, no. That's Australia right there. Yeah, it is, but we didn't send it up with a humongous selfie stick, Steve.

Okay. As soon as I said that, I'm like, I'm going to get shit for that. I was going to say, are you experiencing a bimbo moment? Yeah, I had a blonde moment. Because of the heat, the friction, and extreme speeds, they will lose contact with Artemis for like three or four minutes on reentry, just because of the speed and heat. I was just that's what I was going to ask I couldn't remember if it was actually accurate that that there was a few minutes that they that they lose contact but yeah okay that's yeah those those are three or four real sphincter tightening moments oh and uh from randy it was the

um it was arsenic that was in the organic rice thank you arsenic is in organic rice from the chicken poop that it has grown in which means that arsenic is in the chickens due to the arsenic containing antifungal spray that's applied to the chicken feed. $5 supermarket chicken, you most likely shouldn't buy that. And the buyer app, you should spell that for your listener, is complete with the apostrophe B-U-Y-A-Postrophe R. Oh, and Sarah, the studio stinkbug, has joined us, and she's sitting on the microphone windscreen watching the astronauts, too. Emilio just joined the group. They have a compact group tonight.

Yes, and by the way, the Camel Cardinal just noted Jeremy, juvenile delinquents, I swear to God, juvenile delinquents. The Taliban were beating off the enemy, Jeremy? What porn hub categories Jeremy have been exploring, and you call me a juvenile delinquence? I'm really the same one you're exploring, I guess, kind of like the hookery share together. I'm going to have to pull this program over. You know what? No pudding.

No, no, no, no, no pudding. No pudding after dinner, boys. We just had a little spice to the show, Robin. Good. I just had ice cream. That's fine. One good thing about this. High fat, high protein diet.

Whoie! Yeah, party on. Yeah. Cottage cheese with ice cream on top. highly recommend it it says high fat high protein okay we're on board with that one are you supposed to limit sugar intake or anything Kevin I haven't seen that I've been doing that anyway

so pretty much I mean I did have some ice cream but my excuse me sugar has been good slightly elevated but good not to the point where they told me I can't have ice cream or anything like that. So, but I'd just been like, I don't take it with my tea or a very, very small amount of my coffee. And, you know, I don't really eat sweets, so to speak, you know, like throughout the day type of thing. So, yeah, now I want to get some more supplements.

I want to start, you know, protein supplements. stuff like that. You know, uh, I take the cow bag, cow mag, uh, supplements and,

uh, you know, do whatever I, do whatever I can. Have you, uh, considered getting one of those, like,

in place bicycles, which are you used on a couch or something. You can try to keep your leg muscles strong as long as you can. That would be, that would not be a bad idea. Jeremy. Because I got, I just got a walker today.

my insurance pay for two-thirds of it, but it was only $70 out of my pocket. And it's a lot better than walking around with a cane, I'll tell you that. Trying to give you ideas to get ahead of the curve if you can. Yeah, I would definitely get a sit-down bike thing to keep the legs moving. Yeah, freak yeah. Because I can still take, with this walker now, I can still take pretty long strides with it. So I want to keep doing what I can do. with me, I go to the store.

If I have a shopping cart, I can push that thing around. I can go to the store, get my stuff. Just need a little help getting into the house. I live with my brother here, so that's one good thing. He's been around. Yeah, I'm so glad you got someone with you. Yeah. I don't want to put an explanation point on it,

but every time I complain, you'll notice I've always said, I've still got it better. Point example right here tonight. I still get it better. As hard as I say, I still get it better. Yeah. Well, you know, I don't know, just, I'm just taking it one day at a time, man. That's all what else can you do?

That is literally all you can do. Kind of trying to say, Robert earlier. I just take it one day at a time. I can't, I can't look forward. I can't look back and I can't dwell. It just is what it is. It'll be what it will be. I mean, I research it, but I don't like go.

totally delving deep, man. I don't like, you know, because it'll just depress the hell out of you. You know, so I'm still driving Uber, believe it or not. Wow. I can get out of the car. I can literally with one hand on the roof, if somebody's like, like, let's say, and this has happened,

somebody's elderly and they need help. And I can get over there. their car, the other side of the car, and I can help them with one hand on the roof or holding onto something and helping them up to get their walk around the back of my car, which is, those things fold pretty easily. And like I said, I still got pretty good upper body strength. And I just nudge it out with my legs, whatever, whatever way I'd have to do it. And it doesn't happen very often either.

This doesn't happen very often where I have to actually get out and help somebody. I mean, if it's somebody young at the train station, I'd just say, hey, it's unlocked. Open the hatch to help yourself. Put your luggage in, get in the car. And there's no problems. But, you know, going to have to come to that day where, you know, where it's going to be like, okay, may not be a good idea to keep doing that, especially I sent my stuff in for disability. I think there's one more form I've got to send in.

So, but that would be good at Medicare. Yeah, now we just have to have to make sure that Medicare stays funded. Yeah, and I heard all that stuff, and then Trump went out and said what he said last week at the Rose Garden or whatever he was at. Like, great. Like, thank you, dick. Yeah. Oh, I got a story. I got a story here. I mean, damn it.

It's just, so apparently Eric Swalwell, who was leading the past. of Democratic candidates for governor of California is having has experienced several resignations from his campaign after one of his former staffers said that he raped her when she was too drunk to consent one night Uh-oh. Abandon ship, huh?

Apparently so. Yeah, that's not a... Of course, he categorized... he categorically denies it, but, oh well. You know, this may wind up such a fuck-up that they wind up with it. I can't fathom the thought, but there could wind up being a Republican governor of California. And if that doesn't just give you the than tods, I, Jesus, crime. That could fuck everything up.

I mean, just within the trans community, there's so many people who have fled to California you because it's a safe state. It's California. Now here in Mass, you know, they'll elect to Mitt Romney, but usually they have a Democratic legislature that can override just about anything. Yeah.

Almost any time. I'm not sure if California... And Republicans in Massachusetts somehow managed to not be completely bat-shit crazy insane. Yeah, Bill Weld. Yeah, that was William Weld, that's the one I was thinking of.

Yeah. He was almost likable. Yeah, yeah. Well, he privatized a lot of stuff in the beginning. And speaking of which, not to pour, not to offer up rain on an already rainy, on an already rainy ground for you, Kevin. But, yeah, now they're blathering about wanting to privatize Medicare. They're going to privatize everything. See?

They want it all. Basically, the way it would work out is that everybody would be automatically shoveled into Medicare Advantage plans. Everybody. Money to be made there. Imagine that. Yeah. I mean, we know how it works, Kevin.

If it ain't nailed down, they're either going to steal it or fuck it. oh my god boy do we need a revolution do we really need a huge win in november i mean we need a 1932 in the worst way yeah you know where you where i mean you know bat in a thousand on the senate

elections is awfully difficult i heard precious lindsay is in trouble he may not get elected Well, Mittwit Niro was crowing earlier today about how one of the challengers against Lindsay was doomed. What he said was, Paul Dan's has just dropped out of the South Carolina primary against the great Lindsay Graham. It all started to fall apart for Paul with a very low IQ individual named Tucker Carlson endorsed him. The kiss of death.

You know, people are just fed up. People are just fed up. You know, they can throw any shit, you know, with the voting. People are ready. I think we're ready. Well, everywhere of it's South Carolina. I'm not going to get my hopes up. No, even South Carolina.

No, even South Carolina, I think they're ready. You watch. Isn't Humpty Dumpty the one with his big, beautiful brain, the one who's remarried? I hope. I hope. I just learn a... Huh? Is it Humpty Dumpty with his big build of a brain

the one who suggested he might learn Spanish to become Venezuela's next president? Yes, he did say that. I'm very good with languages. He's so freaking gone, man. How could you work? I heard... I meant to...

Did you guys... Did anybody see... Somebody came out with a manifest some kind of book or... Not a book. Oh, a secret service person that used to work for Trump came out with a short volume of stuff of all the things that Trump did when he was working there and the stuff he saw and heard and everything. Have you heard about that? No.

Okay. I saw this like maybe last week and I thought about sending it to you, but I forgot. but, you know, I guess he smells so bad. And also, what else? Some of the things he said wouldn't surprise you, but yeah, the disrespect. Just, it was a Secret Service agent put, he published, I don't know if he published it or he put it out there somewhere. I don't know. Put it on TikTok or something.

All in all, it was probably about 50 bullet point type of things of what Trump did or what he heard Trump did from somebody else, why it was working. And you just shake your head. Like, some of them are pretty bad. I mean, nothing one of a surprise about, but yeah. I actually think what Melania did yesterday was a distraction on multiple levels. One, she's covering her own ass. But also there was breaking news last night. I forget which European country it is.

but it's one of the big players, it might be Switzerland, is going after all the big money tied to Epstein, and they're investigating it thoroughly. So they're all running to cover their assets. Yeah, they don't want this stuff hanging around over there. Excuse me for a minute. I'm going to mute. Oh, here's another story I wanted to mention.

As if it wasn't bad enough already. Sorry, Steve, this is about your home state. if Ohio isn't careful, they're just going to become Alabama without good gravy. So it's a little bit complicated, but a man named Samuel Ronan, R-A-N-R-O-N-A-N, decided to file to run for election as a Republican against, Mike Carey, the incumbent, the maggot incumbent. Now, Sam Ronan had been,

there's no getting around it, he had been a Democrat. In fact, at one point in time, he was a candidate for chair of the DNC, but he filed to run against Kerry, and then a voter filed a complaint,

a protest, against his candidate saying, he's not really a Republican. Then the case went to court and eventually the maggot secretary of state of Ohio, Senator, uh, no, Frank LaRose stepped in on his own initiative and simply removed the guy from the ballot, saying that he wasn't, he wasn't a real Republican. No, really. So, you register as a Republican, you filed a run for office as a Republican,

and the Republican Party gets to decide whether or not you're really a Republican. He sued in federal court. The federal court bounced it. He followed it up the chain, asked the Supreme Court of the United States to step in, and yesterday, our most puissant, dread sovereign, Supreme Catholic majesties, well, they said that they would not hear his emergency,

petition to be on the ballot. Shadow docket for me, but not for thee, where the Republicans are concerned. For his pleading, Samuel Ronan had said, that is not a strategic candidacy or some kind of trick. It's not unlawful. It's not wrong. It's what countless politicians, including Ronald Reagan, Donald Trump, and hundreds of others have done before Ronan.

And he was represented by Mark Brown, an attorney at Capitol University Law School, who said, we're disappointed Ronan's opponent Mike Carey has been allowed to surreptitiously sabotage Ronan's ballot access by secretly enlisting the Ohio Republican Party to protest Ronan

He's trying to He's trying to use Democrats to primary Republicans and that's not fair Well no he was a registered Republican So if a Democrat switches to Republican It's Hale Fellow well met As long as it's

Acceptable you know, God, Richard Shelby down in Alabama, you know, he was elected to replace Howell Heflin. And Hal Heflin, it was the most Reagan voting member of the Senate, and he was a Democrat. But he died a Democrat. Richard Shelby gets elected as a Democrat, and then turncoats, and that's cool. But what the hell is wrong with saying? I don't like the way the Republican Party is going Or maybe how about

I want to save the Republican Party from itself But the bottom line is I guess he didn't bark and grunt and hoot enough About the transies in the bathroom And the transies Uh, playing in sports and whatnot So it doesn't It doesn't count

But the funny thing is they keep running on that issue And like up in Wisconsin With that Supreme Court race they got their asses handed to them they got hammered and they ran anti-trans ads till they were pink blue and white in the face uh... lorose the secretary of state said

left us need to infiltrate republican spaces in primary that's that's what ronan had said on social media and that was la rose's excuse you know swalwell uh... I guess he didn't do his homework, huh? I mean, how so?

Well, I mean, did he do what he did? I mean, is it? Well, he's denying, and he has sent out some cease and desist letters. But, Jesus. And Billable Rick just chimed in and said, in the California governor's race, I have no idea who the new front-running Democrat will be in the California governor's race. Tom Steyer, like we need another billionaire politician. Well, I guess the two people polling closest to Swalwell,

were Tom Steyer and Katie Porter. Katie Porter would probably be a great governor for California. Yeah, I think she would. But can she out money, Tom Steyer? Tom Steyer, he's, I mean, how old is that guy? He's got to be old. I'm just saying, I don't know, the enthusiasm that he would bring, even though he's got the money.

I mean, is it too late for Swalwell to step down and somebody? No, we're past that, right? no he can step down I think I just know what I meant about a question I mean if he well we do

everything's alleged so you know but hopefully it's false someone's trying to make money up someone's just you know but still I mean Tom Steyer is 68

I retract my previous statement. Yeah. Swalwell is younger. Katie Porter is obviously younger. I think either one of those two. And maybe Swallow will survive this, you know, I mean... I mean, he's definitely a billionaire, but he's also an environmentalist and an activist for, like, creating housing for poor folks.

Yeah, he was pretty big about, what, 15 years ago. He was kind of up-and-coming type of thing. He wrote a New York Times bestseller in 2024 called Cheaper, faster, better, how we'll win the climate war. At this point in time, that seems a bit optimistic. Oh, and speaking of Ohio, sorry, I'm not trying to beat on the state, but like I said, there's almost more obnoxious maggot shit coming out of Ohio now than there is out of Alabama. says something. We talked previously about a creep named Rodney Creech, a Republican from West Alexandria,

who climbed into bed with his daughter while he had a stiffy and nothing on but his underwear. Well, now comes state representative Gary Click, who during testimony, committee testimony, reminisced about talking to little girls about their sex lives. Well, guess what? Gary Click is the Sandusky County campaign chair for Senator John Husted.

In in in 2023, he testified Click did. And by the way, I think he's a minister of the gospel too because he's one of those who's on a constant jihad against, well, you know who. Young girls

who've gone through this have told me it's very, very painful to have sex because of the hormones and the hormone blockers that they've received because he was talking about you know, puberty blockers for precocious puberty. Young girls who have gone this have told me it's very painful to have sex.

Oi So he wants young girls to be having sex They're all sick It's like I ran across something the other day That explained Let me see Maybe I screen shot it because it was so disgusting Yeah there it is

Fox News TV Radio Rwanda Did a story That's near and dear to every maggot's heart the declining birth rate. And in the report, they said, and this is a quote, well, the problem is teens and young adults from ages 15 to 19, and the fertility rate is down 7%, and it's down 70% over the last two decades,

meaning we're telling people that are young not to have babies to wait until they're in a more stable life situation. Because part of it turns out part of the decline in the birth rate is the fact that we've been successful in trying to reduce teen pregnancies because children don't need to be having children. And one individual pointed out, contrary to public perception, a huge percentage of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was.

Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. that's what the maggots want to reverse. There's no bottom. I keep saying it, and it keeps being proven true, over and over and over again. There is no end to just how disgusting the maggots can be. And most of the time, it's because they're sexual predators. Imagine complaining that there aren't enough teen pregnancies. and by the way, going back to Tom Steyer for a minute,

Billable Rick says Steyer has just obtained the endorsement of Jane Fonda. If the rape allegations negatively impact Eric Swalwell, which it probably will, perhaps Swalwell should endorse Steyer for governor. I like Katie Porter, but don't know if she's gubernatorial material. I don't know if Steyer is either, says Billable Rick. And it says, I just grabbed this from CalShe News about the new odds in the California governor's race. Swalwell's odds plummet as scandal rocks California governor's race.

Republican Tom Steyer is now the frontrunner with a 56% chance of victory. Republican Tom Steyer? What? I think that part is a typo. Yeah, Katie Porter is now at 12% while Swalwell has dropped to 7%. Thanks, Billable. And by the way, as we approach the end of the program and the end of the week, We are $30 away from being fully funded for last Friday.

Can we try to keep it within a week's deficit? If someone would care to help with that $30, and well, then we could actually dream of maybe fully funding last Monday so that we won't be, you know, over a week behind come Moran Monday. Monday, what, the 13th? Yeah. So thanks in advance for anybody who wants to mash that PayPal button. And let's see, checking back in with Artemis, let's see if they're any closer to the flat earth.

It looks like they're going through the blackout. I'm sealing an hour. I see Mission Control there. My feed is showing me the view from inside the capsule. Huh. What the hell am I looking at then? I don't know, Steve. What the hell are you looking at? I don't know. Mine shows... 56 minutes and 58 seconds to splash down.

Yeah, the blackout won't come until they're just minutes away from hitting the water. That's weird. I'm watching it on YouTube, and it's showing the inside of mission control. It's probably internet latency, perhaps. That's probably it. Yeah, you're right. Here, let me recycle. No, they're showing mission control here on mine now, too. Oh, and Randy Radar with a consumer tip,

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The nearest one to me is, what, maybe Pittsburgh or Columbus? How far are you from Columbus, actually? When I'm in Parkersburg, I'm about two hours. Okay. And I'm basically three hours from Parkersburg here. And by the way, since we're all, talking about our stuff today.

I've got a doctor's appointment next week, and I've got to do so that the vertigo is back, and it really sucks. I definitely know how that is. What do you, you know what? I have, it comes and goes,

just like you said. What do you do to counteract it? I mean, I really haven't found anything that I can. Yeah, because like, it's weird. It mostly happens.

when I'm on I-77 between Charleston and Parkersburg. And I'll be driving and all of a sudden it'll just feel like the world's going sideways. And it's awful. It's a horrible feeling. And I just try to take a deep breath and, you know, I'll fidget in my seat. But it hasn't usually been happening around here where I'm super familiar with all the roads, but I got hit by it crossing the New River Gorge Bridge the other day. And looking back, I think I've been dealing with this for a very long time.

Because it's vertiginous, but it also... It has aspects of a panic attack. And I had a real bad bout of those, like, in the mid to late 90s, and got over them. Yeah, I... Yeah. And then after transition, I really settled down. And I don't know what's bringing them back.

What panic attacks are coming back or just the vertigo? Well, I mean, I don't know. It's kind of hard to tell, you know, where one begins and the other ends. Mm-hmm. Well, this very calm timeline could have something to do with it. You know, it might. It just might. Yeah.

I mean, when did they start? Actually, I had a really, really bad bout of it on a trip to the D.C. area back in, like, September of 24. And it stayed pretty awful for a while after that. And then the weather got cooler, and they seemed to go away. And so that's what I'm hoping to talk to my doctor about, you know, have him. take a nice look inside my ears, that poor man. And, you know, maybe it's inner ear-related. I don't know.

I mean, the pollen's been driving absolutely bananas lately. I mean, there's a sheen of green on my white car. There's so much pollen in the air. Oh, that sucks. Yeah. Yeah, that sucks. Oh, and I wanted to go back to something Ralph said a couple of days ago. She said she'll kick in 50 bucks if Wichtor Orban gets his ass handed to him in Hungary.

And that is, that's the 12th, that's Sunday, I think. Yes. I really hope Hungary does the right thing and throws that bum out of office. nitwit Nero is doing everything he can to try to finagle the election going so far as to try to bribe Hungarian voters by saying

Oh, we'll provide lots of money to Hungary My friend, Wittor Orban Wichtor. Yeah And he's catching a bunch of hell for it, not that it matters. administration stands ready to use the full economic might of the United States to strengthen Hungary's economy. Hungary and economy are both capitalized.

As we have done for our great allies in the past, if Prime Minister Weakdor Orban and the Hungarian people ever need it, we're excited to invest in the future prosperity that will be generated by Orban's continued leadership. Dude has been 16 years trying to bring fascism back to Hungary. But it looks like the numbers are not great for his Fidish party. The editor-in-chief of Midas Touch, Ron Filipkowski, said, Two days before Hungary's election, Trump pledges to buy votes for Weikdor Orban with U.S. taxpayer dollars. joke toad formerly of NBC said

so I'm confused does this administration condemn countries who interfere in other countries politics or encourage it Tommy Vitor who does that podcast he's formerly an advisor to Barack Obama and I forget

the name of the podcast he does with a couple other guys from the administration I just happened to Go ahead That sparmie That smarmy expletive And The thing is it just says expletive

And I'm wondering Is that Fuckstick, shit stain, Motherfucker, whatever That smarmy egg J.D. Vance just went to Hungary to stump for Orban

And whined about election interference From Brussels And then Trump says this Yeah Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise Sergeant Carter, it's all either projection or confession. Yep. But Newsweek says that his chances, he and his party's chances of being reelected

have hit a new low, namely 28% as of today, according to the prediction market at Polly Market. I was just going to say, I just happened to look up Polly Market, and it says that Orban a 28 to 30% chance winning in the, obviously, the opposition, a 70 to 71% chance of winning. I wonder how accurate those are. I wonder if he'll leave peacefully. Well, I mean, Polymarket is just people guessing.

Same with Kalshi. Mm-hmm. You know, that's... You know, when I see Polymarket or Kalshi, I see a bunch of drunk golfers in the clubhouse after the 18th hole playing

pinnuckle and betting on which bird flies off a wire first. Yeah, I think that's pretty much it. But I still would be curious to see if the predictions have been accurate. I'm just curious. I think they have in some instances, but they're also subject to being monkeyed with. Right. Like we saw with the Iran invasion and all that kind of stuff.

Yeah. or people placing bets who have inside knowledge inside knowledge right and by the way that that example i gave of birds on a wire um it was that was really specific and uh the reason it was was because uh i saw that exact thing happened one time are you just being curious ste or you just asking questions is a big difference okay just uh just wondering how's that sounds It's a little safer. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that is a little bit safer. And Matt in San Francisco says, since we're all sharing, I have an appointment with the orthopedic surgeon on the 29th because I need a hip replacement. The x-ray shows bone spurs, I know, right? And new bone growth, which causes the bone to thicken, pretty much a huge mess.

After losing 25 pounds, stretching like Armstrong, Over the last six months, turns out it's not the muscles, or how limber I am. The osteoarthritis gets a vote, and it voted for no cartilage. Good times, says Matt. Yeah, party on, Matt. You're one hip dude. Yeah. I've actually heard fairly easy things about hip replacements.

That they're, as joint replacements go, they're fairly mundane. That's what I've heard. I mean, I'm not having one, so I don't know. Yeah, it's still surgery. Yeah, true. And a pretty big surgery. But, well, the llama just kicked me in the shin for me saying that Matt is a hip dude. I deserved it.

Oh, I didn't even get it. I'm like, oh, now I get it. You know, Robin, I feel you're avoiding giving you a new total for some reason tonight. No, I was just, I was just, I was. just getting to it because I'm ciphering. So we are now down to $1,500, $24.63.

That's the price, says Jeremy, for declaring Earth Flat number two. Delinquents, I'm telling you. Juvenile delinquents. Oh, by the way, Jeremy, how is the steel eel the other day. I'm confused. If that's a joke,

totally lower my head. I'm not going to lie. What's a steel eel? That's the term we use for colonoscopy. Oh, perfectly fine. Down two polyps? Oh, yeah, you mentioned that. Yeah, I'm sorry. I remember. You mentioned that yesterday.

Dr. wrote me a letter today said that benign and good for seven years unless something comes up, so I feel pretty good, thankfully. Comes up or comes out. Yeah. Oh, I can pretty much talk about thumb, and they're talking about my call, and it was just fine. I'm good. Yeah.

That's the steel eel. And thank you, Ralphs. Ralps got us to, oh, dear God. Now I've got it. Yeah, hold on. Let's see, 15, 24. You know, the decimal point makes me take up extra room on the brown paper bag that I don't really have. 63.

And so, Ropes just took us down to 4. 1499. 63. Thank you, Ralph. Thank you, Jeremy. Matt, I apologize in advance to you for this. But the juvenile delinquents are feeling rather spicy this evening, apparently. The Camel Cardinal says, Matt in San Francisco,

I've never heard a gay man complain about the bone getting thicker before. You didn't think I was just going to leave that there and not smash it down the fairway, did you? Yeah. At least you didn't say, Matt, you should just fuck off. I mean, she ate Christopher earlier for your sake. Yeah, I noticed Christopher hasn't come in. I'm feeling bad. But, you know, by the way, the llama is going to spit in your beer, Aza.

So there's that. Yeah. I'm sorry I can't help but watch the NASA thing. They're getting They're getting ready to enter into Earth's atmosphere Is what it looks like to me Yeah, as far as I can tell It looks like the camera is

The exterior camera is Turned toward The window We're looking in the window At the astronauts at the crew And I can't honestly tell Oh wait

The Earth is curved What? Yeah, I know. Isn't that a kick in the head? Yeah. As Sylvie noted sometimes... That's really being recorded in a studio. It's all fake. Hey, Alex.

The Colombian spy chimes in. We're four minutes away from Entry Interface. I think I'll bring up the audio on this. Oh, what lovely planet we have. Be a shame of some orange turd fucked it all up. oh well but here we are that's a lovely Alex Jones impression there Amelia

it is a good Alex Jones impression go on mute because I know you're going to go you're going to pull up the audio yeah we're like less than four minutes away from interface this view from integrity as it crosses from southwest to northeast across the Pacific Ocean three minutes from

entry interface 16 and a half minutes till splat down. The USS John P. Murtha and the recovery team is on station and in position, as are the airborne imagery assets that we hope to receive imagery from, as Artemis enters the Earth's atmosphere and through parachute deployment. All of integrity systems are in great shape. The crew is... That clears one thing up. We're not sending an aircraft carrier to pick them up. We're sending the USS John P. Murtha, which is a San Antonio-class amphibious transport dock ship. Makes perfect sense, Robin. Usually the seals recover capsules when they come back traditionally.

Amphibious would make sense to me. It's not that odd. Well, we've always used carriers in the past. At least with Apollo we did when we had to splash down as opposed to landing the shuttle on a runway. I like, I prefer to think that this gang of fuck-ups and near-do wells has screwed up so much that they don't have a carrier they can send.

Nope, sorry, shitter's full. Yeah. Can somebody please, can somebody please give us a second flush on the Gerald R. Ford? Sit, Liberty. Sit. Mark, one minute until entry interface. One minute, 20 seconds, until until the expected start of our six-minute blackout.

Integrity. One minute to a six-minute blackout. I think they can plan their drinking that precisely. One minute to a six-minute blackout. Okay, that was quality. I had to make the llama feel better, like some Lama crude josting. She's had a hard night. Ten seconds till entry interface. What controls how...

And we have crossed the threshold now entering the Earth's atmosphere. We're at 400,000 feet traveling 34,000. 800 feet per second. No joke, Steve. It's probably AI. Yeah, exactly. Time to splash down 13 minutes, 10 seconds. But what controls turning the thing

so it's right AI? No, no, no, I think you mean the mechanism. There are little thrusters on the vessel. This will be a six-minute. blackout period. No voice. But who doesn't? Is it from, is it the capsule, is it, is it the craft itself or does

air, does, does, does, does, uh, mission control? 30 seconds away from the anticipated point of peak heating on the vehicle, where temperatures will rise to about 4,000 to 5,000 degrees Fahrenheit. This is the true test of our trajectory. It's all automated. It's all pre-planned before you can come back. It does it automatically in elevation. And from the G5 aircraft in the vicinity of the splashdown zone, this view of integrity. So that pinpoint of light shows the vehicle. I know it's the movement of the camera and everything.

The first tug of gravity being sold by integrity is drunk. Since their launch back on April 1st. And just remember, when they come back, they're not going home to their families. They're going to be another two weeks of seclusion to keep them safe from diseases that might pop up here. So they're not going home tonight. going to a tank yeah and not you know not just quarantine but uh four and a half minutes until the not just for disease but also because of uh the effect is that much time to that much time in zero thirty three seconds feeling one g one earth gravity is going to be like them being stomped on

i think they said in the past sometimes when the astronauts came back in the 60s from the room some of them needed to help walking out from the capsule because their bones were so degraded from the weight loss there and back I shouldn't say bones, but the muscles are astrophied so quickly. And one thing that they did learn is that they've learned is that for some reason or another, it's very easy to become anemic in space. The landing and support officer reports that the P3 has acquisition on integrity, three and a half minutes left in this blackout period.

This is a visualization of the plasma buildup around the spacecraft and the repelling of that heat. on Integrity's heat shield. That's got to be an absolutely terrifying time for them. Jesus. Oh, that's a visualization. Never mind. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, remember, this is the time frame that, what was it? Columbia, one of them came back during the side. Right. Real good, basically. Flight Dynamics reports that airborne assets in the vicinity of the splashdown zone do have a visual on integrity. Still two minutes and 40 seconds left in our blackout period. Time to splashdown.

That guy sounds like Kevin. It sounds like what? Kevin. Yeah, a little bit. It is Kevin. He's just moonlighting. Multiple airborne assets as part of the recovery team all have visuals on integrity. Oh, there it is.

And the WB 57 flying in the splashdown zone also has a visual. We'll see WB 57. And the Navy Helos also have visuals. Are those drones? Let's find out. We're still in the blackout period. Still do not have communications from the crew. It's a twin-engine jet bomber in reconnaissance aircraft.

Oh, okay. It was in active service from 1953 to 1983. And they're still using it? Yeah. We didn't even build it. It was built by British-English Electric Canberra. British English electric Canberra. So it's Australian.

For communications from the crew, we should be out of the blackout period less than a minute from now. It was developed in the 40s. It was the first U.S. jet bomber to drop bombs in combat. Oh, interesting. Was that in World War II or was it

in Vietnam? We're now processing data from integrity. It is one of only three that still remain. It's used for high altitude atmospheric research by NASA, which means their budget will probably get zeroed out. Landing and Support Officer reports the small boats are on route to the splashdown target zone. Look at that damn thing, how fast it's moving.

There it is. You can see like the little heat signatures coming off of it, like in the form of like little white puffs of smoke. It's heat something, I guess. That's got to be one hell of a ride. Oh, I know. I would have a heart attack. You know what? I'll be honest with you right now. My hands are actually sweating. And there go the first series of parachutes. And we're on droves. And Houston were visual two drogues out the window.

Two good drug shoots. Next up... We copy. We see them. Next up, the deployment of pilot parachutes that will pull the main shoots out. Time to splash down three minutes and ten seconds. Holy crap. Look at how fast it's still going. Look how it's dangling. Yeah.

Perfect descent rate according to flight dynamics. I would be projectile vomiting at this point. Oh, my God. I wonder if they pass out. I hope not. They said they have the pilot has to deploy like the real parachutes. Passing through 10,000 feet. Still on droves.

I hope we still have the really pretty parachutes. Yeah, the one, the red and white ones. Here we go. Yeah, that's three. Yeah. Main shoot deploy. We're at 5,000 feet. It's not deploying.

Oh, there it goes. Search and recovery beacon has been activated on integrity. Oh, wow. Look how much it slows down. And we have three good main shoots. Wow. Good three main shoots, good reefing, good deced rate. And we see three good-looking parachutes.

I'm going to cry again. Integrity. cabin pressure indicates no need for hydrazine checks Where are they touching down? Where is it? This is a perfect descent for integrity The Pacific Ocean off the San Diego coast This crew sounding Yeah, they're all from Hale and Hardy on board

Time to splash down one minute, 15 seconds Pity the poor Soviet cosmonauts who got dropped on dry land Did they really? I just read Yes Yeah, they dropped the middle of desert Wow What are we going to say?

Integrity about to complete a journey I was just... I just realized that I'm watching... ...481 miles from a launch from the Kennedy Space Center back on April 1st and a trip around the moon.

I think those are the explosive bolts. Maybe. Passing through 1,000 feet. I wonder if it steams like it's still really hot. I wonder if that's one of the reasons that they splash down in water is that it cools it off.

Might be. This is cool. Cool. Oh, I'm six years old again. Integrity, Splashdown, sending post-landing command now. Holy shit. Splashdown confirmed. Copy Splashdown, waiting on VLDR.

Splashdown confirmed at 7.7 p.m. Central Time, 5.7 p.m. Pacific time. From the pages of Jules Verne to a modern-day mission to the moon, a new chapter of the exploration of our celestial neighbor is complete. Integrity's astronauts back on Earth. I got some good riders at NASA. And the landing and support officer reports the vehicle is stable one. We still will be deploying the crew module upwriting system to maintain that orientation. A perfect bullseye splashdown for integrity and its four astronauts. Is that...

Can you... is that... Can you see inside? I don't know if they've turned on the inside camera. turned on the inside cameras or not. I wish they could top this off by saying, and Donald Trump had nothing to do with the mission. Nothing. Yep. This was a complete success because America's biggest fuck-up never got near it.

The unofficial splashdown time, 7.07 and 47 seconds p.m. central time. We'll get that refined for you. That would put the end of the mission at a mission elapse time of nine days, one hour, 31 minutes, 35 seconds. Hey, you promised me 10 days. And we're configuring for very low data rate. Once again, splash down occurring in the Pacific, south of southwest of San Diego at 7.07 and 47 seconds p.m. Integrity Houston, com check on VLDR.

And you know there are bets on... You know there are bets on Polly Market and Cal fee for what this flash. time was. Perfect communications established. We are stable one, four green crew members. Houston copies all. Reed Wiseman reporting four green crew members. That is not their complexion. That is the fact that they're in great condition. That's what that means. So stable one, upright, the crew module uprighting system is being deployed, the five airbags being inflated through helium to maintain the upright configuration for the vehicle. This was a textbook entry and a textbook touchdown for integrity.

Reed Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Cook, and Jeremy Hansen back on Earth after a journey around the moon. This is so cool. Good thing they got that helium squared away now that it went nearos fucked up the world helium supply. He said four green crew members, and I immediately thought, I claim this planet in the name of Mars. We continue to monitor the functioning of the Seymus system. The airbags are being inflated to maintain a stable one or upright configuration.

And there's a good view from one of the naval helicopters hovering overhead. Reed Wiseman reporting four green crew members, meaning they're all in excellent shape. How's that earth gravity feel, y'all? Integrity Houston for Sarbeacon and radio. Our beacon is in. We see the beacon on, however, the recovery team is not seeing the signal. Your saw radio uses the same antenna, so you may run into trouble with the radio. We are also powering up.

So integrity is in great shape, and as the crew continues, it's post-splashed-down timelined activities on board. Reed Wiseman once again reporting that all four crew members are in excellent shape. And we have five inflated airbags to maintain an upright configuration so that the reaction, the recovery team can now begin a slow approach to the vehicle. Meanwhile, here in the flight control room, entry flight director Rick Henfling is polling his team of flight controllers for the start of powering down the vehicle after a thorough systems check, we have no toxic gases to be concerned about so the recovery personnel can

approach the vehicle, but not until we have powered down the spacecraft. That's expected to take a few more minutes. Can't they just hit Control Alt delete? Sorry, that means nothing to the Mac users. I'm sorry, I see those blinking lights and I think to myself, Mad scientist, boo, mad scientist, boo. Integrity back on Earth following its historic. flyby of the moon. It was for all intents and purposes a textbook mission. We're no doing on 2828 but I'll remain on this frequency. We copy. Read Wiseman indicating some trouble with the Sarsat phone on board, but that's not an issue. What is more important is that the vehicle is solid. No issues as we begin the power down of the vehicle to begin the

recovery process. Thank you, Bill. Ramamama ding-dong for Control Alt delete. Like it was a pretty quiet porch tonight. The propulsion officer here in Mission Control reports that we have saved the prop system on Integrity. A lot of heavy information. That was very weak and broken. Yes, there was a lot of heavy information.

Integrity, Houston did not call. Copy that, Houston. It might have been on the side radio, Sam I. New phone. Who does? I wonder where the cameras. of the milestones were executed in perfect fashion. Integrity entering the Earth's atmosphere, right on time.

That sea level shot is probably a long lens on the recovery ship. We emerged from the blackout period, but the recovery imagery, airborne assets were able to pick up Integrity's descent almost immediately through entry interface. tracking the vehicle all the way down. And finally, you saw the sequence of shoot deployments. First, the forward bay cover being pulled off the top of the vehicle by a series of three parachutes. Then the drogue shoots were deployed, followed by the three main shoots that slowed the splash-down velocity of integrity to just 19 miles an hour.

Wait, is that the recovery vessel on the horizon? Yeah, I kind of wondered that myself. What the heck is that? Integrity, Houston, with no joy on SAR and SAT's phone, we'd like you to command an additional 15 minutes for a total of 30-minute power-down delay. Oh. Looks like they're going to be there for a while.

Yeah, I think we'll wrap things up. All right, Jack, we get selected T-Slashing D. B-E-plus-30. No joy on SAR Radio or a cell phone. Stand-by, we have the Master Diver on SAR Radio. Please hold comms. Hey, Jackie, we just got the Master Diver on the SOR. A good view of one of the fast boats.

Integrity, Houston. If you are happy with your com with Master Diver, you can go back to the 15-minute power down. Yeah, we'll confirm here. The crew on board, Integrity, coordinating with the flight control team in Houston here in Mission Control, on the timing of the power down of the vehicle, which will be the precursor to the recovery teams approaching the spacecraft.

There are no issues with integrity. We've had a bit of broken capability in establishing a Sarsat or satellite phone communications capability between the crew on board integrity and the recovery team. That will get sorted out here shortly. There's plenty of cooling on board integrity, so there's no rush to begin the power down. I'm not getting an answer there either. Concur. We haven't had anything come through.

To recovery that we hear them, but it does not appear so they are hearing us. Cusing copies and read just to confirm you are pushing the PTT on the radio. Are you using the right button? Push to talk. That's exactly what that sign. like to me, are you using push to talk? So as we continue to sort out the communications between integrity and the recovery teams. Have you tried powering it down and powering it back up?

...the initiation of the power down procedures that, as you see, the recovery teams are moving towards the side of the capsule. The next major event will be the erection of that large inflatable raft called the front porch. That will be the port of call. for the crew as they're being extracted one by one from the vehicle. Really?

They're not all four going to try to get through that tiny space at the same time. No kidding. In fact, Ethan, for Satsphone, we are going to attempt to call you. What probably happened is as soon as the capsule hit the atmosphere, windows need an update. Good idea, standing by. And Jackie, yes, we are pushing the push-to-talk, the two buttons on the left side of the radio, below the up-down, We are utilizing them. I'm rebooting the radio to see if we get good comms. Oh, he's powering it down and powering it back up.

Yeah, that's exactly what I just was like, oh my God, that's exactly what we said to do. Seeing that you are a touchdown plus 330 for power, correct? We're going to be sitting on the front porch with the crew. Good observation, Billable. We are trying a backdoor approach to have mission control here. Call the crew on their satellite phone. This is all part of the coordination for the power down of the vehicle that will initiate the actual recovery operation. The first boats with the Navy divers on board are standing by, waiting to close in on integrity,

to begin the process of erecting the large inflatable raft. That's called the front porch that will be where the astronauts are extracted from so that they can, going to have a few minutes to get their land legs back. Oh, my God. Are the Artemis crews having a Friday on the front porch with us? For the flight back to the deck of the USS, John P. Murtha. Will they use one of those, what is it, sky crane helicopters to lift it back to the ship? Yeah, Ralph, I thought the same thing.

L.O.L. the backdoor approach. And he said, please. So, reply. N-R-D, very weak, but readable, master diver. We can hear, but they cannot hear us. Master diver, unmute your mic. How many times have we said that here? How long it's going to be before they get taken out?

Didn't they say it's going to be like a half an hour? Yeah, I think. They have to put their clothes back on, you know, because sometimes you do the front porch naked. Right. OE1, is there any chance to tie us into NRD? Checking? No, they just were reacting to the Bible.

You know, three men one, or three men one, girl this is mission control Houston while we stand by for the establishment of communications between integrity and the recovery team that is basically standing by very close to the spacecraft we're going to go to the deck of the USS John P. Murtha where Megan Cruz is standing by with administrator Jared Isaacman hey Rob yeah just such an honor to be able to be here on the ship to be able to share and experience this moment with everyone together and of course as you just said yes

here with NASA Administrator, Jared Isaacman. Administrator, how did you feel getting to witness this and seeing NASA at its best? Oh, I mean, I'm honestly, I'm still at a loss for words. I mean, you know, like the childhood Jared right now can't believe what I just saw. I mean, almost been waiting my whole lifetime to see this. And then it's NASA Administrator. I just couldn't be more proud of the entire workforce, the years, the effort, the late nights, all the hard work from across the country that contributed to this incredible moment,

right now. And yeah, incredibly grateful, too, for our teams here on the John P. Murther right now. Yeah, look at them behind us here. I mean, we've got everybody. What do you guys think? We just brought some astronauts back from the moon, huh? Thank you. Yeah, so grateful to the Navy, the sailors that are here, the NASA teams. I mean, this is a joint effort that's on their way right now. These recovery forces are getting out to our Orion spacecraft to integrity to get our astronauts back on the ship safely. Yeah, and this is not just an accomplishment for NASA. This is an accomplishment for humanity, A historic mission to the moon and back.

How does this make you feel? And what do you hope people take away from this? Well, I'll tell you, I think about the crew members that we've all had an opportunity to observe over the last 10 days, right? I mean, they're absolutely professional astronauts. I mean, wonderful communicators, almost poets. But then I think these were the ambassadors from humanity to the stars that we sent out there right now. And I can't imagine a better crew in the Artemis II crew that just completed. a perfect mission right now. So yes, it's a huge moment for everybody, right? I mean, we are back

in the business of sending astronauts to the moon, bringing them back safely, and to set up for a series more. I mean, this is not a once in a lifetime, which you hear sometimes around here is like, this was a once in a lifetime. No, it's not. This is just the beginning. We are going to get back into doing this with frequency, sending missions to the moon until we land on it in 2028 and start building our base. Yeah, are we going to build on the momentum for Artemis 3? I mean, just around the corner. Absolutely. So, I mean, that's, you know, part of me, too. I can't wait to get the crew off of integrity right now, but also getting integrity back on this ship so we can start taking a look at it because all that data is so precious to us right now.

I mean, we are going to definitely want to take a good look at the thermal protection system. We're going to want to download all the data they couldn't transmit back to us and use that to inform Artemis 3. But we're already making progress, right? You had SRB segments already showing up at and we're going to trade in our Android for an iPhone. rolling out on April 20th. We're getting a mobile launcher one back in vehicle assembly building. So, yes, there is a lot to celebrate right now on a mission well accomplished for Artemis II. And at the same time, we've got to start getting ready for three. Amazing. And last question, you know, for people who joined us for all 10 days to see what we can

accomplish together with our international partners, what do you think about the fact that we're going to keep doing this more and more and more. It's incredibly exciting. I mean, yes, it's the contributions, like the best and brightest across the NASA workforce from across the country, our industry partners, our international partners. We had a Canadian Space Agency astronaut on board in Jeremy. We had the European service module. And you think in the days leading up this launch, I mean, 48 hours prior to launching Artemis II,

I was meeting with the Italian Space Agency. We signed a memorandum of understanding to build a habitation module on the, the moon. I mean, you have countries, all of our allies and partners coming together saying, we are committed to this effort, we are returning to the moon, we're doing it to stay, we are building that enduring presence, we are going to master the skills on the surface of the moon so Sunday we can undertake missions to Mars. It's just an incredibly exciting time, and we're not going at it alone. We're bringing everybody along with us. Absolutely. And speaking of everyone, one more time, we're going to ask the crew here. You guys ready to land on the moon? Awesome. I love that.

Okay. Well, thank you so much, administrator. Appreciate you being here. We're, of course going to stay on to watch the crew get extracted from Orion, so stay tuned and we'll see you back here shortly. Thank you, Megan, and thank you, Administrator Isaacman. We are in the process of working to establish that communications link and to establish the procedures that will lead to the power down of the spacecraft, which is gently bobbing in the Pacific following a bull's-eye touchdown that occurred at 7.07 p.m. Central Time, 7 p.m. Pacific time, 2.5 hours before sunset in the Pacific southwest of San Diego. We have once again heard from the crew during that interview opportunity with the administrator, and we have four healthy crew members on board. We now have confirmation that the vehicle has been

powered down as per the procedures, so we have vehicle powered down, and the flight control team here in Houston, Flight Director Rick Henfling has handed over mission authority to the Exploration Ground Systems team out in the Pacific. Now, we will physically not get off console with this team until the crew has been extracted into the front porch, that inflatable raft that will be erected along the side hatch of integrity. So we're standing by for that in the next step in the recovery procedures. But everything is in great shape, and we have four healthy crew members on board the vehicle. I just had a note from Cynthia who said, well, watching the reentry and splashdown here, I sure had a wave of emotion hit me when they came out of blackout and so happy to see the successful splashdown,

and I know I'm not the only one. Oh, no, not by a long shot. Yeah, I'm still just ecstatic. And God, the view of the capsule looks pretty good considering the ride it just had. Not many people in this room were alive when that happened. before. Yep, that's probably true, Sparky.

Seventy. Yep. I was barely alive. I was a year old. No, I was around and watched every second. Well, I suppose we'll wrap up now.

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