Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 10 August 2026, Maximum Moran Monday

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Hi, I'm Roxanne. May or may not have done that so far, but I am. And it is more and Monday on the horn. Oh, my Jesus. But, yeah, we'll get to the oh my Jesus part in a minute. But every program here at the horn begins with gratitude, and this program is no different. So consequently, thanks go out to our 10th, 9th, and 8th day of the month,

subscribers and contributors. via PayPal. And that means thanks ever so kindly to Joe. Thank you, Joe. And thank you to Smitty. Thanks as well to Tom and Sunny San Rafael.

And thank you also to Ralphs and James. And thank you so much to Reggie. It's the one and only from LTL

Reader. Thank you, and thank you Marcia thank you all the way back to Friday and thanks again to Jennifer

who helped us finish off the month of July now we're just working on August and in point of fact the fundraising deficit for the month of August so far is $1,495 which basically means

that uh from yep tuesday to today is unfunded at least we got a we got we got we got uh we got the first of august funded and now we can go to work on everything since and gosh i'm not kidding when i say we need to we need to uh if we can stay at under a week unfunded then we've been got a fighting chance. But if we build up one of those $3,000, $4,000, $5,000 nightmares, we don't. And so, yeah, we got $295 to go to finish funding last Tuesday to stay at one week behind.

And I guess at this point in time, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's doing pretty darn good. So if we can do that, thank you very kindly. And we're out with a mess. for us, says, I got a $25 challenge for this. It's part of a post from Occupy Democrats' Facebook page. Breaking checkmate, Trump. Iran announces it's done with Trump and won't reopen the straight of more moves until the end of Trump's term.

Wow, it's so over. Well, congratulations, Mr. President. Not only did you start a war that you have no way to win, but now you have no way to end it either. after signing a peace deal with Iran and then immediately reneging on it. Now the Iranians are saying they won't negotiate or open the straight until Trump is out of office. Trump will not reach an agreement with us. We will go along with him until his term ends, said Majid Shakheri, advisor to parliament speaker Galibath. The path to victory is neither fighting nor a deal.

It is managing the process of neither war nor peace up to the point of victory. Public confirming negotiations with the U.S. is sheer folly. The winning approach is denial, ambiguity, and strategic patience. Ah, jeep, I'm so embarrassed. But what did we expect? I mean, really. I didn't expect him to win a win a win. war that he started against Iran because it was an unwinnable war in the first place.

But I thought it was more decent than Trump deserved that the Iranians didn't mention that they simply said until his term ends, instead of saying until he fucking dies or his term ends. Because, again, I don't look at the predicament. market, Kalshi, Kashi, Musley, whatever. I don't look at them. So everybody else can pay attention to what they have to say. I have no interest in what an entirely corrupted so-called prediction market has to say about whatever is going on. But realistically, I'm standing by our prediction here.

and that is that he is gone sometime on or shortly after the 21st day of January, 2007, especially if he loses the House and the Senate. And if he keeps doing what he's doing, there's an awfully damn good chance that that happens. Yeah. So $25 The war What are we going to call this, Ralphs? The war keeps going

Until Nitwit Nero doesn't challenge Again, courtesy of Ralph's up in New Jersey And if somebody's got $25, they'd like to turn into 50 and get us $55, a total of $55 funded of last Tuesday before we get to this Tuesday, well, it sure would be great.

So fingers crossed, if anybody would like to take Ralph's up on her kind and generous offer. Thank you, Ralphs. Thank you so kindly. and then from Jeremy in Vermont getting us started what? You got it oh come on Jeremy that has got to be AIed or photoshopped or something I mean I just sort of emotionally and intellectually

and I don't know somatically need it to be my cortisol levels need this not to be real. What are you talking about, Roxanne? It's a radio program. We don't have visuals. Terrified for his life, says Jeremy. Donald Trump was spotted golfing at Bedmonster this weekend.

Flanked by an A.N.T.W.Q.1. Avenger short-range air defense system, an unusual side alongside the President's golf course. The added security comes after F-16 fighter jets, intercepted non-pretening civilian aircraft that violated the temporary no-fly zone around Bedminster yesterday. Trump kept golfing as the air defense system stood nearby. I would say that he's had the shit scared out of him, but how can you tell if that's just fear or, you know, his call one? Because here we are. You know, some days, some days I miss that.

I miss that Nebuchadnezzar rot-gut Mexican gasoline and the swirly straw. I do. I do. Yeah, Jeremy telling me it came from my distouch. No, it's real. I just desperately wanted to push back against this dipshit dumb-ass timeline and wish that it wasn't. Oh, my God. What a chicken shit.

And here's the fun part. So that's a what, Jeremy? That's a, uh, come on. That's an A-N-T-W-Q-Hifeng-1 Avenger short-range air defense system. What do you want to bet we ain't got the fucking short-range air defense system? defense missiles to go in it. What do you want to bet that's a dummy? I mean, the truck is real.

Israel? Never, stop that. The truck is genuine. But in the immortal words of B, Bunny, Esquire, no more bullets? No more bullets.

Oh, dear heavens. Singing. No, not your singing, says Lee in New York, obligatory Star Trek. reference. Number one, saying total eclipse of the heart in Klingon. Aye, aye, aye.

This is what I get for not finishing off Star Trek Brave New Worlds. And, well, Bonnie Tyler passed away, so this is a fitting tribute, I suppose. I didn't know Klingon could be that pretty. And number one, certainly.

does her roll has her r's a roll in there. Ah, yeah. It's Monday, y'all. It's definitely Monday. It's definitely Monday. Slow in the driveway. And, says Ralph's, the White House decided to digitally adjust a photo of Donnie with Arnold Palmer. I'll see if I can find you a photo.

I don't know if I want to see you. Because I remarked in preparing the little show post that Micah puts up every day over at Blue Sky at head on dot live on Blue Sky. There's no point in us posting over at what used to be Twitter. It's just a Leon scum bot farm. and cesspit. But, yeah, I, hmm,

I remarked that many, I mean, God, I don't, I don't, I don't, some button. Okay, Lee, Lee's the official horn ad hoc numbers, unofficial research department. I don't know how many Moran Mondays

there have been in the nearly 25 years of broadcasting we've been doing, here but there have been a lot and you know and and and the term moran monday goes back to bush war two so that is the very beginnings of this as a uh as uh as a standalone internet broadcast i'm not i'm thinking i don't know did uh did albert the sage of southwest wisconsin have something to do with that but yeah uh the dude in the the Cardinals jersey with the sign that says get a brain morans he was a bush supporter chattel reminder that we really have been on this screwed up timeline for a lot longer than

january the 20th 2017 hell poor little harambe was probably happy back then when we were first naming moran monday but damn that having been said and Lee please don't try to calculate the number of more in Mondays this timeline just gets dumber and dumber and dumber and effin'umber and dumber and well there are serious things like Iran you know saying fuck it straights of hormones are closed

I think they're actually trying to goad him into use a nuclear weapon because they know that that'll that'll fuck the whole world up and you know how it is with religious maniacs we've got our own our our brand for the most part thinks that if we can get a good global war going on you know the whole total global conflagration kind of thing that jibis will get in his holy roles and come down from the heavens with a mighty blast of trumpets and tell Mike Huxter be in person there at our embassy in Jerusalem. Start telling them Jews to confess I'm the Messiah, and if they don't, you can start gigging them like frogs, Mikey. But they probably got them. I don't think the mullahs are quite that nutty.

in Iran, though, but there may be some who think that if they can go to nitwit Nero and a nuke in them, that it'll bring back the 23rd and 7-8th Imam or what is, oh gosh, when the Kitchener, Lord Kitchener leading the last British cavalry. Cartoum, it's a battle of Khartoum. The Mahdi, the Mahdi. Yeah, that's the close approximation of the Islamic version of Jesus coming back in the clouds only. It ain't Jesus. Yeah, I'm always fascinated by that story of that particular cavalry charge because Winston Churchill participated in that.

Oh, there she goes. She's off into history. It's more on Monday, and she's going to go off into history. No, but the thing is, that was the last, because Churchill was a member of a unit called Lancers, who were actual cavalry men who rode into battle carrying lances, you know, just like in the Middle Ages. And generally speaking, Lancers got.

the living shit killed out of them. But, well, Winnie Church Hill's American Mama wasn't much impressed by the idea of her precious lumpkin riding into battle with a lance, so she instead equipped Winnie with the brand-new, new-fangled Mouser broom-handle semi-automatic pistol. So while everybody else was getting murdered around him, when he was sitting there unloading the magazine. I know, I can't say clip because it always pisses off the Second Amendment people. Unloading the magazine and popping another one in and peo, peepoo, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.

And that's how he survived the Battle of Khartou and how the fuck did we get there on this Moran Monday. Because it's Moran Monday and there is more stupid than I am prepared to cope with. Just what? What? End times, remember, the Old and New Testaments were included in Islam. They have revelations, too. Yeah, but they have... But there's a...

It has a different... It has a different flavor. I know. I know. They co-opted it. Sure. Got a whole book in the Quran named Mariam. You know, Mary.

But I'm getting a field from my topic, the stupidity. So, anyway, gas prices are going to keep going up. And, oh, TV viewing tip, I promise. Well, we're already into the need of the program. What am I apologizing for? TV viewing tip, I ran across this one last night. You all know that I've been just deep down the late Bronze Age, rabbit hole because

your humble oastus is convinced that we have more in common with those people than we like to think, after all. The three major religions that obtain here in the new 90 states of America, the greatest country and the history of the world on earth now today forever in the universe under God, all derive from, you know,

bronze age, religious ignorance, well it's Iron Age too I mean okay so like the Genesis stuff is Bronze Age

but it was written down by Iron Age people and then the Christians came along and co-opted that and then the Muslims came along and they co-opted it and so we're all running on a

on a Bronze Age engine religiously at least. And that never works out well for modern, postmodern industrialized societies. But anyway, last night, over on HBO,

there are a lot of things that I won't watch when Victoria and I can't watch together. So, I looked around for things that she probably wouldn't watch with me. And I found this documentary of the late

Bronze Age called ancient Armageddon. Don't let the title put you off. There's no ancient astronauts. There's, I mean, the place in Palestine, McGiddo exists, and it does show up in the documentary. And as much as I hate AI, now this is from 2023. I don't know if this is just CGI or AI. But if it was AI, it's one of the few times that I've found a meaningful use for it because they show recreations and reconstructions of great cities of the late Bronze Age

like Mycenae, Mycini, and Tirens and Pilos in the Greek Peninsula. and a recreation of Hatusa, the capital city of the Hati, whom we know as the Hittites. By the way, those people that we call Greeks, they call themselves the Ahiawa. And then there's beautiful recreations of the Levantine city in what is now Syria called Ugarit, as well as various Egyptian temples and whatnot, particularly the funerary temple of Ramesh III, who is not Rames the 2nd,

but when we mention Rames the 2nd, I get to say, Moses, Moses, Moses, who is this Moses? I am thinking this Moses should have been a fool. Because, you know, my Ewell-Brenner impression. You'd think I'd had caffeine or something. No, I'm just exhausted. Never mind.

I've been up since five minutes till five this morning. But anyway, the whole point is it's a really good documentary, and the experts that they cite are real live, honest-to-god experts, one of whom is actually the author, Eric H. Klein, of, of one of my favorite recent nonfiction books that I've read, and another one, 1177 BCE when civilization collapsed, and he also wrote after 1177 BCE, the Iron Age. Great books.

He also wrote a little book called The Trojan War, which was extremely helpful for watching The Odyssey. Highly recommend all three. I'll ruin it for you. The whole point is that the late Bronze Age was extremely interconnected on what

they would then consider to be a global basis. The Egyptians were doing business with the Hittites. The Hittites were doing business with the Greeks. The Greeks were doing business with the Egyptians. The Cypriots were in there. The folks on Crete, the Babylonians, It's Assyrians.

Everybody was doing it. And for the most part, it worked. And then, and then shit all fell apart. One cataclysm followed by another. And the big part of it was the collapse of that global trade network. Well, as I watched it, it was impossible not to think that, well, just a few hundred miles to the east of where all of that crap was going down. There's a geographic feature

called the Straits of Hormuz. And that may bring down the entire global trade structure. And we're busy over here putting 1,000-acre data centers on

what used to be the farmland that fed America. Yeah. and consuming all the energy we can generate to keep those data centers running, yeah, if anybody, the people who are paying attention are like, ah, this doesn't end well. But just, I highly recommend that on HBO, ancient Armageddon. granted the people in the animations move around a little bit like Sims,

but that's okay. But if you've got an hour, hour and a half, it's worth your time. Let's see here. Winnie from George in Corsgold, I believe he also got off by dropping bombs on native South Africans from airplanes. different war that was the boar war this was the uh the uprising of the mahdi in sedan there were very few wars there were no wars against brown people that winnie didn't just absolutely love because well when he was racist against anybody who was more than a mile away from him he considered everybody who wasn't in his immediate circle

to be of them and other and right. But he's a hero. And he was. He was. But that's the thing about heroes. They often have lots of foibles

and that's the whole purpose of CRT and anti-CRT and anti-D-EI stuff. We can't talk about the foibles. of white heroes. You're really working for that one, Jeremy. Juvenile delinquent number two. Busy. Hey, where's juvenile delinquent number three?

Anybody heard from the Colombian spy? I worry. Jeremy says, remember, you heard it here first, folks. Robin claims she's perfectly fine when AI is used to create raw naked images. I did not say anything about naked images. And videos of ancient cities, which can't speak up and objected. They're being objectified for history nerds pleasure.

Jeremy, are you huffing your cleaning fluids again? It's nothing to be ashamed of. Just, you know, admission is the beginning of it all. Fair, bronze age engine, Iron Age engine. Lee in New York says, I'm looking forward to a gold-pressed Latinan engine. We've got enough latinum chokoroped. By the way, did you notice that we have lithium batteries, and the Enterprise uses dye lithium?

I know. Well, if the Enterprise used by lithium, then we'd probably have to have a social media connoissement by maggots against it. Oh, I'm on my way there, Cynthia. am, and I will, I will get there, I promise. In fact, that's a starting place. Sometimes you hear things, and, well, over the weekend, I've got two days to sort of relax and recharge and prepare to stare down another week. And so it was that I went, bl-l-l-l-l-l-what? When I found out that whalehead dead-bubes,

bear penis, raccoon penis brainworm lampre's physician, the guy who charges like $18,000 to tell people to eat nothing but steak and kimchi or sauerkraut for every meal. And there's one born every minute. And several of them were born and work in this this shit-weasel administration the aforementioned whalehead dead bear etc

as well as the vice president Jimmy Dick Bowman or the JD-Agg or whatever's on their birth certificate or whatever they're calling themselves these days are on the doctor's diet he tells them that they'll lose weight and their skin will glow, glowing skin. The last I check, mostly that was a thing that women looked for. Oh, you've got that dewy glow, honey.

Dr. Sean O'Mara is the quack in question, and he says that if you follow, God, it's more in Monday, If you follow his diet plan, you will have bowel movements that are fast, odorless, wipe-free, and I wish I was kidding here, almost orgasmic. You know the scene, the one in Kansas deli, in when hearing that Sally, Yeah, the one where she fakes, the orgasm. Yeah.

Well, according to Dr. Sean O'Mara, that's what going number two feels like if you pay him $18,000 to go on his kimchi and steak diet. Mm-hmm. I'm not kidding. Speaking to the New York Times Magazine, why New York Times Magazine Why did you

interview this quack well apparently it was a thing that a reporter there named Willie Staley decided would make good a good use of

printers pixels Dr. Sean Omarra he describes as a trim and handsome 63-year-old doctor. And, uh, uh, anyway, yeah,

uh, Dr. Omar, I said, I could have it. By the way, I apologize. Um, for dinner in the Eastern Daylight time zone, it's not going to get any easier. Uh, I might just put down,

put down the fork and just push away from the table and maybe go out and buy some sourcrow. Or kimchi. I love kimchi. But to eat it every day, it's a lot. Yeah, when you start eating healthy, you don't need toilet paper. Dr. Omar says that his is a living carnivore diet.

I've never known of many dead carnivore. to have much of a diet, but then again, I'm just a long-time practitioner of the art of knowing words. And I don't know how fucked up you have to be, or what kind of self-image you have to have, to take pride. I mean, okay, let's say you've got a toddler. and the toddler's learning to use the potty. Yes, mommy and daddy will sometimes stand around and clap and cheer when baby goes poopy in the potty. But to be 63 years old and bragging about your poo, because Dr. O'Mara really did say,

I could have a bell movement. No, I think we need Troy McClure for this one. I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room, and nobody would know. Well, nitwit Nero has them right at the table, and everybody does. Let's see, you don't get to eat sugar, you don't get to drink alcohol, and you don't eat heavily processed foods, and instead you eat grass-fed meat and stuff that's fermented like sauerkraut and kimchi. I wonder, just because I'm curious, I wonder if anybody's told

Whalehead Dead Bear Brainworm Lampery seeing how he's such a dedicated practitioner of the ways of the masculine manly men of masculine manulinity. I wonder if anybody's told him that every steak that he sits down to eat came from a castrated male cow. Yeah, yeah. It did. Because you don't need a lot of male cattle.

A couple of prized bulls and you're good to go. Steers from which we get most of our stakes are castrated males. No sympathy, I guess, from the perfect bowel movement movement. You can also have eggs, pickles, yogurt, and berries. and if you want a snack, you can have some Gorgonzola or Parmesan, old world cheese, and somehow this doesn't create a stinky poop. Don't blame me, I'm just the messenger. Yeah.

He says it boosts the gut biome and melts deep visceral fat. I don't think he's got any like empirical autopsy. results. It's just shit that he says. The JD Egg adopted the diet for Lent this year and has stayed on it. But this business about not needing toilet paper? God, this goes all the way back to the shiny hiney, doesn't it? Or the squatty potty. but he says that animals in the wild

don't have residue from their bottoms. He has never seen a real sheep in the wild, now has he? Because there's nothing like seeing a sheep with a bunch of dingleberries hanging off its fleece. Or he's also never seen a doggy doing that butt against the carpet thing they do. No.

And, well, a kitty cat is going to do that thing where she bends over and is actually able to... I know. We gave up on dinner. This is just stupid. But it's more on Monday. That's the whole freaking point.

It's more and Monday. And it's going to be this stupid for the For the rest of the program, there's not going to be any relief. You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. You know, morons. Yeah.

And then apparently you're supposed to climax. When you go number two. I, damn. And that's just where we begin. Because, as Cynthia pointed out, and this is far more serious, she asked, can't you just eat steak without paying that bastard $18,000? And I agree, Cynthia, it probably would. And talk about, eventually every silly cliche is going to become made real.

by these toxic chuds. I mean, come on, talk to me. We're all friends here. We've all heard the vernacular. I mean, anybody,

everybody. Who's heard it? Huh. He's uppity. He's so uppity he thinks his shit don't stink. And here we are, and here's a guy

hustling people, telling them that theirs won't. When any time you look at a photograph of nitwit Nero, it becomes monumentally obvious that anyone near him knows that it does, even though I'm sure he thinks it doesn't. He is to use the advertising phrase, nose blind. In fact, it was so bad last week I didn't get to the story, but there, or did I?

Yeah. Hold your breath. girl, a freestyle, an Olympic freestyle skier and a golden bronze medalist, Elizabeth Lemley, was invited to the White House along with the other Olympic and Paralympic athletes.

And she showed up, and she was right behind NITWITN. And she's got her lips, pursed at her cheeks kind of puffed out. And apparently she's downwind.

Don't breathe. Are you as sick of this goddamn timeline as I am? It would be so nice to go back to serious people doing serious government and work. But yeah, to go back to what Cynthia said, today, nitwit Nero signed a executive order because that's all they've got. Think back to, again, it's all coming true. Think back to Governor Lepetamine in blazing saddles, and he's just sitting there and they raise his hand and he put another paper under it and he just keeps scrawling

and he raises his hand and he's still scrolling. They put another p, and he keeps scrolling. Work, work, work, work, work. Hello, boys, you miss me? he says talking to a woman's capacious breasts. So despite whatever any medical group has to say, you know, American Pediatrics, Academy of American Pediatrics, American Medical Association, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Yeah, earlier today, he signed an executive order saying that childhood vaccines should be, should be entirely redone so that the baby gets three shots that traumatize it instead of just one splitting up the measles, mumps, and rebella vaccine into separate visits because the MMR vaccine is one of those things

that whalehead dead bear raccoon penis brainworm lamprey has been barking and grunting about in a desperate attempt to gin up a lawsuit against pharmaceutical companies say, it causes the autism. And they'll never play baseball or have a meaningful life. No hate for anybody in recovery. I love it.

It's such a brave thing to do. But Jesus Christ, maybe it wasn't the smartest thing we could do by putting a heroin addict in charge of the nation's health. not known for the quality of their health care decisions, you know. But here we are, pediatricians are saying, it's a terrible idea. Dr. Aaron Millstone, who's the pediatric director of infection prevention at Johns Hopkins, said there are many, many, many years of, many, many years of scientific data, highlighting the safety of vaccines and children

and that they didn't just come up with doing measles, mumps, and rubella all at the same time because they were drunk at a bar. It was actually a product of science. And of course, whalehead, dead bear, brainworm, a penis brainworm, lamprey, is no scientist. Dr. Millstone said, we give vaccines to children even when they're young

because we know that it's safe and because we know it's the best time for their body to respond to that vaccine in a good way and to make their body stronger to fight off an infection if they're exposed to that. I'm not sure that there's anything that's been as thoroughly looked at as this question about whether or not there's a link between autism and vaccines. And the answer is unequivocally no. And way back when, whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm, lamprey was blathering on about, it's the tamarasol in the vaccines. It's a preservative, and it's made out of mercury.

Well, the thamarisol has been out of the MMR vaccine for decades, years and years and years. And of all the people to suddenly pop up and criticize this executive order, nobody really wanted to hear from Senator Bill Cassidy, the man who handed us whalehead dead bear raccoon penis brainworm lamprey in the first place and who just got done handing us todd blanchie who in the wee still in small hours of saturday morning when nobody could really do anything well he cast the deciding vote to confirm todd blanchie too I guess he was trying to reclaim some degree of his destroyed and shattered self-respect when he said, I'm a doctor.

This is, yeah, come on, at this point in time, I've got as much trust in the Dr. Pepper ad where Gene Simmons of Kiss says, trust me, I'm a doctor. Yeah, calling Dr. Love. I'm a doctor. This executive order is wrong. Vaccines are overwhelmingly safe. Vaccines are effective. Vaccines do not cause autism.

And you know what else, Bill? Because I'm not going to call you Dr. Bill. We had Dr. Bill on this network, and he was a genuine smart man. You? Not so much. You know what, Bill? I would think maybe you would have figured it out back when Nitwit Niro shived your ass for voting to convince.

evict him in his second impeachment trial and followed through on his promise. But he doesn't give a goddamn. He doesn't give a goddamn about anything. If whalehead, dead bear, brainworm, Lampery showed up and said, the best way to prevent autism is to have an 80-year-old man sexual, abused children. The only thing Niro would say would be...

Really? Cool. So nobody's listening to you, Bill Cassidy. You're a cipher. You're a nothing. You're an idiot. You're a sellout. You're a shell of a human being. You're effectively, both politically and

scientifically, pining for the fjords, singing with the bleeding choir, Eternal, you dumbass! Ah, Lord. So there's that. And we haven't even gotten started. I mean, we have.

We're almost to the second hour of the program. We're in a desperate race to keep our deficit at one week, and so there's a $25 challenge. The NITWITNRO, not shitless challenge, courtesy of Ralphs in New Jersey, it badly needs $25 to, the challenge needs $25 to trigger the doubling so we can get down to 1445 and reduce instead of increase. But that's a starting place. And then there's this. This is polling data out of the B Buckeye state,

where instead of relying on the prediction market, somebody has actually done some polling. And honestly, it's not that the results are not a surprise, but still, here we are. Yeah. Oh, wait, back back up here. Frankie Radar You're only a rebel from the waist downwards

That's W-A-I-S-T Mm-hmm And for Matt in San Francisco I should have known better than No no I live I live for these comments Um

orgasm while pooping Talk about not knowing whether you're coming or going Oh Thank you for Thank you for bringing your A-game, always bringing your A-game. Matt, I do appreciate it. And from the Camel Cardinal, Brother Deacon Asa says,

orgasmic bowel movements, trademark. It's the trademark that makes it comedy gold. Allow me to take a stab at this. I don't know about the odorless offals, but I can tell you that, given how infrequently these all beefs, diet assholes lay a deuce. Funny you would use that phrase.

I was bored the other night, and like I said, sometimes I watch things, and I know, and I was bored, and I just, I just clicked on Roadhouse, because it was there, and I, and it's from 1989. Lots of big hair, ginormous hair.

Great script writing. Ben Gazzara makes wonderful villain. It propelled Sam Elliott to damn near superstardom. There was a scene where they showed Patrick Swayze's character, Dalton, sitting by a window and reading a book by Jim Harrison. They did that to establish his intellectual bona fides. But, of course, the reason I mention this is because the place where Dalton goes to work, somewhere in Missouri is a roadhouse called the double deuce.

So anyway, let me get back to Brother Deacon Asa. Don't know about that, but I did think about that. Don't know about the odorless offals, but I can tell you that that's pretty good too, odorless apples. But I can tell you that given how infrequently these all-beefat-assholes lay a deuce, it's quite understandable that they cream their pants, given the feeling of relief it brings them. well you know

look screw it this program's in the gutter it has been from jump and that's just where it's going to stay uh at jeremy pointing out

rfk junior also probably doesn't believe them when they uh when a bear shits in the woods they always wipe their asses on a fluffy oh oh i didn't see that usually i try to read a couple of words Oh, RFK Jr. also probably doesn't believe that when a bear shit's in the woods, they always wipe their ass on a fluffy white rabbit. Oh, now I'm really going to be late.

God damn it, I got to go take a shower. You know, it's putting fluffy in front of white rat. Oh. From George and Coarse Gold. Oh, what have I done? What have I done? with this Moran Monday. New band name,

orgasmic bowel movement. Or we could riff on an old band name. Remember that pop hit couldn't get it right? Kept on going through the middle of the night. But I couldn't see the light. Yeah, I couldn't get it right. No singing, Roxanne. the climactic ball band and the lyric works too kept on going through the middle of the night

but i couldn't get it right no i couldn't get it right maybe i should just turn this turn the program off just hit hit delete on the audio file and start over and claim i was an hour late because of the thunderstorm because i probably should have done that as a program note, thunderstorms have been blowing through here. I was worried about the program earlier because the power blinked not once, but not twice, and not twice, but three times, and usually that means, well, I'm squawed. But no, here we are. The power is on, and the internets, the packets are passing through the series of tubes.

So I don't want to jinx it. but yeah polling data coming from the Buckeye State oh god here we go from Lee in New York band name suggestion rage against the latrine

that's quality Lee that's quality but anyway Randy Radar getting in on the fun hell might as well have some fun before we're all decompiled you know from the dawn of from the

the time from the dawn of humanity, not recorded history, but humanity. I have a, you know what, the first recognition of human cognition and sapiens may have been the first time we laughed at a poop joke. Yep, up there living in the trees and unsuspecting hominin down there trying to get up into the tree. And, yeah, and all the proto-humans up in the, the tree going, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who. The origins of laughter were a poop joke. Anyway, over in Ohio, they did some, they did some polling, and they did it based on the fact

that it is now officially too damn late for incredibly accused child and spouse abuser Max Miller to exit the race there. So he's on the ballot. And the maggot party has to live with it. And if this polling data is any indication, they don't have anything to worry about. Yeah. A survey was released on the 30th of July by Politico at a polling firm called Public First, poll respondents were asked how they would respond if a hypothetical

U.S. House race was on and a former partner had accused the Republican of sexual assault, self-identified MAGA voters who had voted for nitwit Nero in 2024. This is not going to be a surprise to anyone. by 66%, 2 thirds, said they'd vote for that MAGA Republican anyway, the sexual assault allegation or not. And, of course, the smaller numbers are where the story lies. 25% said, no, I couldn't vote for that. 9%.

Only 9% said, well, hell, then I'd vote for the Democrat. So that's it. As Tiffin, Ohio says, that's the finding in full. An accusation of sexual assault moved fewer than one in ten of Trump's most committed supporters to the other party. Now, if you make it Republicans writ large and not just MAGAs, the number drops, but not appreciably, it goes from 66% down to 53%, a 13% drop. So, 53% of all Republicans, even the non-Maggot ones. Well, you know, does he hate the transes?

Cool. We can overlook the sexual assault. Does he hate the brown people? Good. We can overlook the sexual assault. And they asked other questions. Domestic violence, same, same. Please, let's not.

go there, Micah, but I understand why you say it. Exhibit number 1,674,401, why I think a second civil war of some kind is inevitable. I'd argue we're already in a cold civil war. Well, Micah, I coined that term God 20 years ago, I think. And back then, I think I was the only person who was using it. We might actually be in the hot portion. You know, you've got government forces gunning down American citizens in the street. That's a pretty good indication. You've got a segment of the population openly at war with little children going to school. Dear God, it's back to school time here in America.

And I kid you not, one of the latest plans for ending school shootings is to put, I guess, a couple of operators and some drones in every school in America. and when the school shooter comes up, the drones are supposed to zh-h-h-h-h-h-h-over to them and, what, spray them with tear gas or something? I can't remember the particularly dumb-ass details.

But, yeah, not a joke. Not a joke. Nope. And I can only warn you, like I said, the whole evening is this way. Oh, look, it's Mark Zucker. Deweeb. Guess who meta paid to post

on the Facey bookie. Real journalism does take place in the world. We just don't do much of it here. But I'm terribly glad that publicly funded

media is still a going concern in other countries. In this case, I'm talking about the Australian Broadcasting Corporation. the IBC. They recently did an investigative report of some things happening over to the meta, you know, the Zucker book. At least in theory, Zuckerbook has policies against hate speech.

And Zuckerbook also has content monetization programs. Here's the trick, though. You only get to participate in content monetization if you are invited so to do by Zuckerbook and Meta. Well, let's look at some of the folks that Zucker Dweeb and Meta invited to monetize their posts. Oh, look, it's Hugo Lennon. I've never heard of you before. No kin to John, at least probably not more than he. extremely distantly.

Hugo Lennon, but the ABC identified him as a well, a Nazi. Australian police hauled Hugo Lennon away for shrieking racial abuse at Narendra Modi when he stayed at

a Melbourne-Mibbon Australia Hotel. You know, there's no need for racist verbiage if you want to talk about narendra modi he's a goddamn filthy fascist and you don't need to do any racist stuff to say that

he is he is a nationalist Indian fascist the fact that he's buddy buddy buddy with nitwit Nero is merely confirmation of that fact and by the way this Hugo Linnon character also

led anti-immigration marches at a sacred indigenous site in Mebben last year. As the ABC pointed out, nobody was under the impression that Hugo Lennon was anything but a Nazi. And still Facebook paid him. Mm-hmm. How bad is it? Even Leon Scum banned that Gust. dipping dickhead. And apparently

there's more by way of trying to excuse their Nazi leanings Meta said it's important to distinguish between speech that's offensive and content

that could potentially lead to offline violence. Such speech may be offensive to many, but it is not Meta's role to police offensiveness. Zucker Deweeb didn't get nearly enough swirlies or wedgies back in the day. Oh, yeah, then there's that. I'm sure our pal Tom and Sunny San Rafael, hi Tom.

It could probably enlighten us further on this, but one of the rules of the high seas is that if you are operating a vessel and you are in receipt of a transatlantician. mission of a distress call, if you are the nearest vessel, you go and render aid if you humanly possibly can. Now, Mark Zucker Dweeb owns a massive megayot. So it's not some little dingy bobbing around on the briny deep. I guess it's called launch pad the megayot is. What does God need with the starship? Never mind. But it was off Alaska last week, and so was a little skiff. And the little skiff put out a distress call. Did Mark Zuckerweeb have the yacht come about and go to rescue the endangered skiff?

Oh, fuck no, he's Mark Zucker dweeb. And guess what? his mega yacht was closer than the little tour boat that came and rescued the skiff a 42-year-old tour boat operating under the name Wilderness Legacy stood not upon the order of its going

but went at once because emergencies on the high seas are emergencies of the first order and good citizenship on the high sea. sees is well it's the foundation of traversing them but yeah Zucker Dweeb's yacht was closer and when the captain of the tour boat said that his cruiser his 300 to 390 million dollar cruiser was closer to the skiff everyone nearby began booing this all happened on August the 3rd a distress call from the Coast Guard,

or a distress call announced by the Coast Guard. Just after 9.30 p.m., 21-foot skiff ran out of fuel between Petersburg and Juneau. Speaking to the Alaska Beacon, the Coast Guard said at approximately 9.56 p.m., the Coast Guard determined they were not in distress and issued a Marine Assistance request broadcast on their behalf. And so the wilderness legacy, a replica of a turn-of-the-century coastal steamer, in the words of NBC News, scooted around the launch pad and towed the stranded skiff back to the safety of Farragut Bay. One of the folks aboard the Wilderness Legacy said, I'm on a small ship in Alaska.

This was on social media, on blue sky. I don't even know if it would have been seen over on Leon Scum's bot infested platform. I'm on a small ship, Alaska cruise with my son, our boat rescued a stranded vessel last night. Apparently we did that after the Coast Guard radioed Mark Zuckerberg's yacht, which was closer, and they repeatedly refused to respond. A spokescript for Zucker Dweeb said, Well, as the Coast Guard noted, the boat was not in distress, and by the time the crew reviewed the Coast Guard contact

on a different radio channel from the one they were operating on, the assist was already underway. We're grateful all parties are safe. Well, you know what, Zucker Dweeb? I can only hope that maybe some orcas, because they've proven themselves to be a a bit of a moral force from time to time.

I hope a whole pod of orcas come along and fucking capsize your goddamn mega yacht. With you aboard. The Dweeb-Syden adventure. In this instance, neither Zucker Dweeb nor his family were aboard the launch pad at the time. You know why we have that rule? The rule dates back to 1914.

after the Titanic. It's called one of the oldest duties in maritime law. According to the International Convention for the Safety of Life at Sea, the master of a ship at sea on receiving a signal from any source that a shipper aircraft or survival craft thereof is in distress is bound to proceed with all speed to the assistance of the person's in distress informing them if possible that he is so doing. God am I.

Hugo Lennon is a Nazi From the Camel Cardinal Well I hope he's at least Hugo Boss Lennon And not some sort of a cheap knockoff How does he wear his linen pillar case, by the way Preferably over the head with two holes Where the eye sockets reside There's a play there between Lennon and L-E-N-O-N and L-I-N-E-N

It's funnier in print Sometimes, well puns There are sometimes that way Yeah, exactly Jude the captain's liability in maritime incidents Jude says I read that the Zuckerbergs were not on their sea palace but there was captain were their captain responsibilities I guess this captain did not follow

the rules of the sea oh well thank you billable give yourself a ronalama ding dong for the dweeb sidon adventure yep we are indeed Jude on the same page and from the Department of Grifting Griftiness, this is what you call a buried lead. The publication, and I like the publication, is LGBTQ Nation.

You'll find it at LGBTQNation.com. But I read the story earlier today. No surprise. We'd heard about this previously. Headline, Ken Paxton forced a children's hospital to open a detransition. clinic. Here's what it will offer. There's not much to offer. It's a detransition clinic. This is just an abuse of power by Ken Paxton, who claims to be a Christian, but will eventually be thrown into that lake of fire for the created to the devil and his angels, if any of this stuff is true.

basically what he did was milk $10 million out of Texas Children's Hospital. And he was bragging that the extortion has now been fully completed. This historic settlement is a resounding defeat for the radical gender ideology that was preyed on Texas cheering under the guise of care. Texas Children's has agreed to pay millions back to Texas, but a transition clinic, which is the first of its kind, must open within months. I don't know what kind of doctor is going to work there, or what sort of nurse. Can they just give an honorary fifth place nursing degree to Riley Gaines or something?

Well, the whole sort of affair goes back to 2023. But like I said, there's a buried lead here. And here it is. Texas Children's Hospital issued their own statement saying, Today we made the difficult decision to settle with the Texas Attorney General and the Department of Justice, closing a chapter that has been wrought with falsehoods and distractions. To be clear, we are settling to protect our resources from endless and costly litigation. The initial settlement stemming from the bad faith,

litigation was at $10 million. And the nature of the claim was that those $10 million were $10 million that was defrauded from Texas Medicaid. That Medicaid, which is granted by the federal government but administered by the several states under rules promulgated by the state, well, Texas has, having the largest single uninsured population in the entire country by a long shot, but also alongside states like Alabama and Mississippi Stan and South Carolina Stan, et cetera, Tennisan.

Supposedly these monies came from Medicaid. And those monies to Medicaid came from the federal government, which means they came from, well, Texas is a welfare state, like any other maggot state. So it came from, it came from taxpayers in California. It came from taxpayers in New York. From taxpayers in,

oh, Massachusetts, Washington, Oregon, Minnesota, Illinois, and went to Texas. And so Texas Children's Hospital turned around and paid the money back.

Guess what Texas did not do, and this is the, buried lead part of the story. Texas did not give the money back to Medicaid. Texas took the money for itself. And now

they can use it to, I don't know, buy flock cameras. Or new great big, ginormous pick-em-up trucks or or up-armored vehicles for the Texas Rangers.

anything but actually care for people from Texas. The settlement agreement also says that Texas Children's Hospital will fire permanently and irrevocably terminate all existing privileges and never again hire or credential five woke doctors. No, really, the word woke appears in the settlement agreement. And theoretically they have to provide detransition care for free. to anyone under 21 who has received sex rejecting procedures. That's what they call gender affirming treatment now. Sex rejecting procedures.

The last time I checked, a sex rejecting procedure was looking at someone and saying, no, no, no way, don't want to. I'm rejecting sex with you. but because of young grifters like Chloe Cole the big focus of this grift is on trans boys young people who were assumed female at birth there are precious few procedures done on

anyone under 18 given that all this shit started in 23 three years ago that means that the number of people who could be affected by this is something approaching mathematical zero, but Texas Children's Hospital has to publicize the clinic and create a, quote, easily accessible landing page, and they have to offer up detransition clinic as a category for earmarked donations. This is so monumentally stupid as to be breasted. but it's the criminality that's the real story here.

As Cynthia in the Bay Area pointed out, I suggested things they would spend money on. Cynthia added, or rib-eyes and lobsters, lots of rib-eyes, lots of lobsters. When that reminds me, I mentioned, I think, on Friday, that we now have a toxic salmonella infestive. halapeno problem. Well, guess whose problem it is? Howdy-do. From the same

people who brought you diarrhea lettuce, we now have salmonella halapenos. That's right. Taylor Farms! They have recalled their jalapenos.

From a farm somewhere in Mexico. I mean, that's where they allegedly. came from. I have no doubt that if Taylor farms were growing jalapenos in the new 90 states of America, the greatest country in the history of the world on earth now today forever

in the universe under God, they'd be laden with shit too because bad agriculture practices know no boundaries, except for the fact that they might be more easily able to get away with it in

Mexico than here. But it's probably pretty easy to get away with it here, too. Thank you, Charlie, at APS Radio News. Thank you so much, Charlie. A message, oh, Lord have mercy, sex-rejecting procedures. I know. I know. It's enough to make it eat, and it's enough to make you eat dirt and run rabbits.

So Texas has a cool $8 million to play with. Maybe you want to use it for some payola there, Ken Paxson. It wouldn't be the first goddamn time you did it. But happy news then. Thank you, thank you, thank you, Charlie. Here at the halfway point of the program, we have gotten down to 1440. $1,440 is the deficit.

$240 more will finish funding for last Tuesday and keep us at the one week mark. Can we do that? 10 at 24, 24 at 10, 1 at 240, 2 at 120, 4 at 60, 8 at 30, 16 at 15, et cetera. Thank you, Charlie. Thank you so much. Thank you for getting us started and answering Ralph's terrified Donnie charge, or challenge. big truck big launcher

no goddamn missiles Moran Mondays have a way of having many many moreans in them many many well since we were talking about that topic let's go ahead

and and by the way Ralph says thanks Charlie thank you Good question. Randy Radar asking, how much lettuce did they send to the troops? Oh, no, but if the report about the USS Abraham Lincoln from last week is any indication, they've already gone through it because sailors aboard the Lincoln are getting a half a cup of rice and a couple of rancid tortillas for dinner.

Jesus. At least my dad. and his shipmates got delicious New Zealand butter in the Second World War. Speaking of which, for those of you who are history buffs, another TV viewing tip, if you have Apple TV, Tom Hanks has a new documentary series. I think it's just called World War II with Tom Hanks or the Second World War with Tom Hanks or something that probably doesn't sound as awkward as that. But I'm looking forward to watching it.

Oh, and more breaking news, or news from over the weekend. Apparently, and no shame, the key to sex is consent, but found out over the weekend that apparently none other than Katie Miller, you know, previously we had found out that that she relied heavily on Dr. Fauci and then turned around and put the shiv between his ribs. She relied on him heavily for advice on the COVID vaccine and the COVID virus itself when she was, God only knows how, pregnant.

And then when her baby was like 10 months old. Well, we also found out recently that Katie Miller was once one of the people who went a rompin that is a complicated language for

had a lot of sexy time with none other than Eric Swalwell yeah how about that? She was in her 20s It was a matter of consent and no hate. Well, no, I mean, I despise her.

I wouldn't pee on her if she was on fire. But apparently she was at least a little, once upon a time, she was, shall we say, Machiavellian in her selection of partners. And so there was a cartoon that Joy in Ann Arbor, brought to my attention. Katie Miller's dating history. Cartoon drawings from Jay

Duquette of hairless Hadrick. Oh dear God, the man who looks like rancid hot dog water smells, Stevie 3 shirts banon drawn here with a lot of stubble and flies buzzing around his greasy

head. Eric Swalwell a hapsburg with the big old lips and the wig a pile of dog poo and a burning cross oh gosh katie i hope it doesn't hurt too little and apparently it uh it had to do with the fact that they were trying to weaponize the FBI against eric swalwell who of course is a sex creep um

but It turns out that she's in, well, her little trist with Eric Swalwell is out there. Let's just put it that way. And then, of course, there's the fact that nitwit Nero decided to let his inner racist out to play, as if he ever doesn't, in an attempt to attack. Abdul El-Sayed. It didn't end well for him at one point in time. And this was apparently snarky El-Sahed weekend, and frankly, I'm here for it.

This is some good stuff. Let's see if I can find the first clip here. Ah, there it is. A reporter from Sky News caught up with Abdul El-Said and asked him, about something that nitwit Nero had recently said, and I guess being from Sky News, you know, that's a Murdoch joint. He was hoping to get a sound bite to yang out with. And, well, Abdul El-Said obliged him.

He says, if you're pardon the language, you're full of shit. What do you say to that? At least I don't let mine go in the middle of the Oval Office. Abdul. How? Ow! Well, there's a Ramalama ding-dong for Abdul-El Syed. There's a little more to the clip.

May as well enjoy it. Very quick. One question. Donald Trump says that you're... Donald Trump seems to think you're a gift for the Republican Party. What do you say to that? Good to meet you. Abdul God. Donald Trump seems to think you're a gift to the Republican Party. What do you say to that?

I'm a gift to the state of Michigan, God willing, and hope to win this election. And he says, if you pardon the language, you're... full of shit. What do you say to that? At least I don't let mine go in the middle of the Oval Office. Ow! God! I hope they played that for nitwit, Nero. Stoke the stroke! Abdul, stoke the stroke! Well played, sir! Well played!

And then... well... Um... God damn it. Then he showed up to talk to hard-hitting, electronic journalist Jake Tapper. and because by this time by this time nitwit Nero had put out a

a tripe the two Americas and by the way Nitt Witt Nero doesn't know how to use an apostrophe it was America's apostrophe S when it would be Americas with no apostrophe I know language nerd

come on there we go speaking of President Trump last night he posted on social media a photograph of him and First Lady Melania Trump in formal attire next to a photograph of you and your wife. You appear to be in a restaurant booth or something. Your wife is a psychiatrist.

She's wearing a hijab. The caption was two very different Americas. What was your response when you saw that? Yeah, he's right. One in which your overlords are two people who don't like each other but joint in the interest of making billions of dollars off of you, or two people who genuinely love each other, enjoyed some pancakes together, want to come together to build the kind of America where they can raise a family and know that that family is going to have the good thing. So yes, you've got two different

visions of America. Donald Trump's vision is the one you're living in right now. Can you afford your gas? Can you afford your groceries? Do you believe when you look your kids in the eye that they're going to have a better future than you did? And Sara and I are running because when we look our daughters in the eye, Amedi and Sidi and Sidi, we want them to believe that they're every bit as able to have a better future than the one that they could have had under the Trump administration, that they can live together with their sisters and their brothers in America in a way where they lock arms to build the good things that they deserve together, where they know they'll have the health care that they need and good jobs,

and that they don't have to go 15 minutes and know that there are kids who live 15 minutes away whose lives are very, very different than theirs because we've been for far too long okay with a level of inequality in this country. I want them to live in an America where they can breathe clean air and drink clean water. And actually, Sara and I like each other. I don't know about the First Lady and the President, but from what I've heard, it's a bit of a Rocky Road. Ow! And by Rocky Road, he doesn't mean yummy chocolate ice cream with little bits of marshmallow and nuts.

Well, they're probably nuts. But yeah. And so it won't slow him down. But the fact of the matter is, and Steve just pointed this out, Steve in New York, hope you got home safely. I don't know if you're still in Rochester, Steve, but I hope you're, yeah, love you wherever you are. I love the candidness, says Steve.

I hope some stupid consultant doesn't get a hold of him. I don't think a stupid consultant could get a hold of Abdul El-Sayyad because these too smart for that. And if I could just help in my poor little way, yeah, two Americas. One America, where the President of the United States is married to a woman who, well, let's just put it this way, Abdul El-Sayed's wife has never removed all of her clothing and posed nude for the sexual gratification of perfect strangers in exchange for money. Do that. Do that. Abdul, do that. Say that.

Because everyone, one, truth is an absolute. defense and I don't care if he sues you for $1 trillion among other things you could be doing a national favor by well doing what the BBC is doing and moving for discovery

but the other part of it is is truth is an absolute defense and every word of that is true melanoma Trump removed her clothing and posed nude for the sexual gratification of absolute strangers in exchange for money. You're not using any epithet to name call or anything like that.

Every one of those is a demonstrable fact that can be proven by, oh, you know, a fairly simple set of interrogatories and requests for admission. And then the whole thing goes, the whole lawsuit goes bye-bye on summary judgment. wouldn't you love to see the court opinion that says it is true and truth is an absolute defense it is true that melanoma Trump removed her clothing and posed nude for the sexual gratification

of absolute strangers in exchange for money but I was a model doesn't change the facts so you know get them and I think he will. I'm almost absolutely positive that he will. Have you noticed, and this is just a curiosity here,

have you noticed how knitwit Nero is having kittens with crocheted tails over Zoran Mandani and Abdul El-Sayed, and just to put a little detail into it. it. Abdul al-Sayyad is Egyptian. That means in all likelihood he is

Sunni. Zoran Mandani is Ugandan, I think, via Iran. And so for all I know, he may be Shia. Those two, I mean, it's not like the

difference between Lutherans and Presbyterians or even old Anglicans and Catholics this is a deep and abiding split that has no hope of ever being remedied but neither of them are anything other than Americans

in particular with Abdul al-Sayed the go back where you came from button is not available because going back where he came from is going back to a county in Michigan where he was raised in part by his white grandparents because he's half white. Not that that matters. Yeah? But, okay, so you got those two men. nitwit Niro is having babies over both of them Oh dear God, the metal image

Nittwit Nero in the stirrups Save us of Obi-Wan, you're our only hope But there's one more Muslim That doesn't bother Nitwit Nero But that Muslim, and it's not because he's Muslim But that Muslim has done Far more harm

To the people of the United States why Roxanne of whomever are you speaking well I'll tell you Dr. Oz mm-hmm yep Dr. Oz

Muslim Muslim Muslim Muslim Turkish Muslim but it doesn't bother nitwit Nero a bit at least not that he says

out loud All right. And we're coming up on the third hour of the program. A gentle reminder, this is a conversation radio program. I don't just open the microphone and start talking, planning to talk for three hours, something other than straight. But, you know, your calls are welcome. 844-843-4676-844, The Horn.

And, of course, you can, you can, you can, always use the Discord channel if you're all signed up over there in the old holler tree. And they both, there's no line and no waiting. Probably need to take a look at this one because, well, sooner or later. Oh, look. It's Bobo. That's right. Handy smirk.

Lauren Bobblehead Bubert. Last week in Garfield County, Colorado, which is, home to among other communities, the town of Raffle, there was an arrest. Tyler Bobert, son O. Lorlor, age 21, is facing five counts, three charges of sexual exploitation of a child and two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. All five charges are felonies and are alleged to have happened in 2024. Well, goodness me, gracious. sakes alive. Weren't we talking about this with regard to one of her boys back when I pointed out years ago

when Handy Smurf was talking about how, well, I made my mama a grandma when she was 37 and I'm going to be a grandma when I'm 37. And we did a little bit of cocktail napkin math and realized that whoever the Bobert Boyan question was, I don't recall at this particular point in time, but if it was anything other than an immaculate conception, and those are pretty few and far between in the last 2000 or so years, it would have meant that the young Bobert was engaging in what is often referred to in many jurisdictions as third-degree. sexual assault or statutory rape. And here we are in 2026. This is the same Tyler Bobert, of course,

who was taken down in 2024 when he was apparently boosting car stereos out of cars in parking lots. Speaking to the Denver Gazette, Lauren bubblehead Boobbert, said, I love nice

son, we take these allegations very seriously and pray for everyone affected during this challenging time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, apparently Tyler is going to show up in court nine days from now on the 19th of August. And even though he's facing five felonies, somehow or another, he's out on only $10,000. bail. Can you imagine the conictions that would be thrown if Tyler Bobert were anything less than so white that he burns under the refrigerator bulb? That's more of that DEI-No-cash bail stuff. But then Lorlor probably did pay the bail in cash. So they've got nine days to try to lean on Tyler's victim or, I don't know, pay her a tidy sum.

to go away. Maybe one of those groups that funds Handy Smurf can write a check. Well, we'll try to pay attention and

see what happens. Then again, Tyler's such a fuck-up. He may find himself back in the joint when he violates his bond. And then there's Greenland. And this is a

little bit complicated. It involves a venture and an oil company. And, no, I'm not kidding. Oprah. Oprah's involved indirectly, let's say. Over the weekend, the principal, not principality, but Greenland issued, a strong warning regarding a drilling operation,

the firm, of course, linked to nitwit Nero, that has landed on Greenland and is preparing to drill test wells. The outfit has not received any form of permission from the local authorities or from Denmark, and so in the last week or so, drilling materials were brought ashore on the eastern coast of Greenland. Nitwit Niro posting a deranged social media post showing him looking over some mountains down at a town in Greenland saying, Hello, Greenland! Greenland issued what they called a strong warning, saying all future logistical matters must be advised and approved by the mineral resource. authority before they are carried out.

And so it is that there is a company called Greenland Energy. It's a Texas company. Micah pointing out theft of natural resources, wars have started over less. And that's what the point is here. Granted, we can't fight and win a war, but they think that Greenland can't either. What are we going to do? Steam the Abraham Lincoln up to nuke. and hope that the kindly Greenlanders will give them some seal e-ba,

give the sailors some seal eyeballs to eat, some blubber. Probably be better than that half a cup of fucking rice and a couple of tortillas. A UK company, Greenland stopped issuing new oil licenses in 2021. They cited environmental concerns. But a company from the UK called, 80 mile

got exploration rights in Jamesonland. Jameson land? Is that where the Irish whiskey comes from? Because I think I need it. No, I don't. Quit that, Roxanne. And so, in turn, Greenland Energy

has said they're going to buy a majority stake in the project with the UK license in exchange for funding the exploration. That does not change the fact that they require Greenland's permission to go forward.

I mentioned Oprah. And I said it's indirect, and it is an indirect association. But, hey, I mentioned Dr. Oz a few minutes ago. We have a TV huckster in charge of Medicare and Medicaid services because he was propelled to fame by Oprah. And lo and behold, Greenland Energy, says it's retained none other than

wait for it Dr. Phil Dr. Phil to make a documentary series to capture the mission of these modern day wild catterers

Greenland Energy is also appointed as director a veteran of the U.S. Navy who's also working on Golden Dome that NITWITNero claims vital and makes controlling Greenland

a national security necessity meanwhile Larry sweats no really that's his name he's the chair of Greenland Energy owns a shit ton of its stock and says that oh this this ain't got nothing to do with an

American annexation of Greenland Yeah Tell that to the Meshika About how Cortez had nothing to do With the annexation of Nueva, Spain Hmm?

Or anywhere else European colonizers planted their flag So I guess this is how it plays If Greenland Oasts Greenland Energy nitwit Nero will cut an active war But if Greenland does nothing about Greenland energy It will be taken as acceptance of colonization

Any sort of pushback runs the risk of splintering NATO Gee I wonder who would love to see NATO splintered Hmm Tis a puzzlement oh wait after NATO splinters because he's been making incursions

for a while now, a little bit here, a little bit there, just to see if NATO was serious. Well, once NATO splinters then Pouty rolls tanks into Poland and Latvia and Lithuania. You know, we've been to this movie

before. Greenland, for its part, said it would not be proportionate to simply demand the equipment be removed. Meanwhile, a vessel carrying 300 shipping containers of drilling equipment

is scheduled to set sale from Canada on the 12th of September. Oh, Prime Minister Carney! The drilling would begin in October. Greg and Jeff Landre the governor of Louisiana and Trump's Greenland Envoy says, well, we could be pumping oil in Greenland by next year.

Lisei Le Bon Tomp's Roules. It kind of makes your eyes roll back in your head, you know. Oh, and we talked about Callistic Engridge on Friday, and I fell to pieces. She looks like what a race of sentient owls? Sent owl people would draw if they were trying to. to create a human being? Mike Rogers,

the maggot nominee for Senate up in Michigan, Mike Rogers put out a video from his home in Florida, seated next to his lady wife who, well, in the video, she doesn't say anything, but

she mugs for the camera, the whole time. Strange faces. Weird faces. Creepy faces. Remember what they said about Callistic Ingrid? She looks like she eats children. Same, same. So at least we can have the audio.

And Mike Rogers just looks tired and worn down and exhausted and... Well, here we go. If you're among the majority of Democratic voters that woke up on Wednesday feeling, well, hopeless, because the person who won does not represent your values, well, just no. There is still hope. Michigan deserves a senator who is ready to sit with you. And the majority of Democrats didn't wake up Wednesday morning that way. The majority of Democrats in Michigan elected Abdul-El-Said.

But you got to... And if you want to go see this, it's under Mike Rogers' at Mike Rogers 4M.I account over there. It's his experiment account. And his wife just sits there and nods and stares terrifyingly into the camera, never smiling, turning her head to look at her husband for a minute and then turning back to the camera and agreeing like she's in a hostage video. It's, it's, uh, dot, dot, dot, dash, dash, dash, dot, dot, Mrs. Rogers. That's SOS. You hear from you and represent you.

The parents across Michigan who want an education system that sets up their kids for success, you have a home with us. To grandparents across Michigan who are heartbroken from watching their kids and grandkids leave the state. And she does this disgusted thing with her shoulders and closes her eyes as though she's praying

for those poor children up in Michigan. Well, she's down in Florida. You have a home with us. To young people who are looking for real solutions to solve our housing. Wouldn't you love it if a bunch of

if a bunch of Michiganders went down to his his place in Florida that's valued at some several millions of dollars and just sort of pecked on the front door and said, Mike, we're here, we're Michiganers, and we'd like to move in. You said we'd have a home with you. Come on, boys, back to truck up. The forability crisis, you have a home with us. To working families who don't want higher taxes and lower paychecks, well, you have a home with us.

and and she kind of smiles this closed mouth gassy little smile and then looks back at hubby mike and you just don't know what's going on down below in in the video and you can't see if he's got his hand on her knee you know squeezing real hard from time to time now nod honey god damn it this is where you nod the vast majority of people across michigan who do not want to throw their support behind a campaign filled with anger, divisiveness, calls for violence, and the views that are out of touch with your values, well, you have a home with us. I've seen more communication skills out of Coco the Gorilla. The fight is far greater than just left versus...

Sign it to us, honey. Coco could do that much. Right. The fight is for the very soul of our nation. Over the next 90 days, I'm going to work. hard to earn your trust, to earn your support, and earn your vote. And I'm also going to earn some really sweet A-PAC checks and some nice checks from Big Pharma. Oh, I'm going to be out there earning votes, all right. State to save, Michigan. Let's get to work.

Even if you're a maggot, how can you look at that video and say, oh, they're a happily married couple? Bless his heart, Phil Hendry said, oh, fuck the hell off, Trump. Good for you, Phil. I don't even know if that's really Mrs. Rogers. That may be AI Mrs. Rogers. Maybe that's why we don't see the hands. Maybe she's got six or seven fingers on each one.

Ah. And who said it? All caps. For somebody on what used to be Twitter. I have never been more fucking terrified in my life. And then, of course, the... The best one. They look like a...

They look like Lifetime movie victims. I think I'm going to hang on to this clip right up there with the Callistic Engrich story. What is it with MAGA women? Why are they mad? Why hurt no talk? Because that's how MAGA women is supposed to be shined. And I'm going to the phones here in a minute. I just happen to have a couple that we got at least bear mention on this monumentally more manic Monday.

We've talked about NITWITNRO's problems with the BBC. Judge Altman, Roy K. Altman of the Southern District of Florida, has said for the time being that Nitwit Niro can continue to hide his financials from the BBC. But it was not a blanket statement. Altman was not deceived by the fact that nitwit Niro still wants $10 billion. dollars. But in his order, he said, this won't necessarily obviate the need for certain financial disclosures. Because the $10 billion at Damnam Clause

remains in the case. And of course, Babib also wants to you know, depose daddy. Meanwhile, he hasn't been Attorney General for very long at all. And Todd Blanchie, having been sworn in earlier today, still has to go before the U.S. District Judge Emmett Sullivan

to explain why he basically thumbed his nose at the court in terms of answering the Katie Fang lawsuit and Blanche already, of course, has that bar referral from a federal judge in Florida. You may recall that in his confirmation hearing Senator Sheldon Whitehouse brought that up. He barely squeaked in.

50 to 49, Blanche did. But that doesn't mean that the seat is necessarily, well, or the crown for that matter necessarily, sits comfortably upon his pate. What is it with Maga Women? We in New York. It's obvious. They're married to MAGA men.

Well, truer words were never spoken. Women should be seen and not heard in MAGA world. Randy Radar says the MAGA women are mad because their husbands can't pay their electric bill. I don't think the Rogers is or having any problem with their electric bill. Nor Callista Gingrich. I think it's more along the lines of terror. you know, and nausea and regret. And so again, having, we're well into the third hour of the program,

we need 240 bucks if we want to stay at the one week behind mark, and it's vital that we do. We got a little break at the end of June and end of July, but ended July in a deficit, finished it off on Friday. but we're in a $1,400 hole already for August. And if we can just stay one week behind, but 24 at 10, 10 at 24, et cetera, et cetera, if we could get a little flurry going, that would be great.

And thanks for the challenge routes, and thanks for responding to it, Charlie. Thank you so, so very much. And let's run over to the stress line, see who's on the line. Hey, welcome to the program. Hello, anybody? Um, I, I, I've got the, wait, I got the wrong button. Sorry. Hey, Roxanne.

Hey, Dave. That was on me. Sorry. Oh, okay, girl. We're another blonde moment. Brought to you by Roxanne, okay? Oh, yeah, they, they, they fall like rain. Well, girl, have I got news for you? Mm-hmm. Do you know Mr. Miff pillow, uh, Mike Lindell? Yes, yes.

Well, he may have a reason to fire two of his attorneys in one of the defamation cases that a man who worked for Dominion is bringing against him for damage to his reputation. and seems sometime in the last couple of weeks his pedig foggers were required by the

court to submit a filing and they did oh no please call back Dave we're here and waiting for you

sorry I had the wrong button Oh, let's see. Oh, okay, I bet that's Dave calling back. Is that you, Dave? Yeah, hi. Yes, ma'am. Anyway, where was I? Oh, Mr. Wendell may need to fire two of his attorneys.

Right. Well, it seems they filed a motion with the court, and at the last minute, And they thought, well, we'll just do it this way and we'll get out of here quickly and no problem. But there was a problem. They had 30 citations and all 30 of them were 30 cases that didn't exist. They'd used artificial intelligence to draft their motions. Of course they did.

How'd that work out? And well, the judge. Judge was not, he was not the hospital, we put this in a delicate legal term, so if I screwed it up, please correct me. The judge was pissed. And he, he sectioned for $3,000 of fees. I think the judge was being quite restrained in that. But they were 30 for 30.

All 30 citations were cases that did not exist. Now, I'm sorry, Roxanne, and the reason I say the judge was a little restrained. If I had been in his honor, I would have probably looked over in those two boys and said, well, fellas, you better get your own lawyers because you're going to need them when the questions come from the Bar Association. why this deliver of malpractice against your client. Yeah, that's called a call your carrier letter. And I thought, you know, I don't normally,

I'm not normally sympathetic to Maddoch, but I would think that if I were Lendell and how short of money he is generally, that these two chuckleheads would, need to be fired for the sake of my wallet, if not anything else. And yet that bankrupt junkie, or former junkie, what was it? That crackhead is probably going to be the Republican nominee for governor in Minnesota. God help the land of 10,000 lakes.

You know what I'm saying, Roxanne? Yeah, I just need somebody in Minnesota to tell me that that ain't going, that he ain't never going to be the governor. Sorry, I slipped into my bad Minnesota accent. I apologize. I love you guys. Here's the thing. They're going from a governor walls to a guy who climbs up the walls.

because of his habit. Oh, well played. Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. Oh, and by the way, things are going well here. I still haven't heard from that about the house. Christine is doing well. She's undergoing some physical therapy

and she's got new exercises for her legs. And she's got an appointment next week with the orthopedic surgeon about her knees. So things are going well there. Now to dear Ms. Colista. I know she used to be, but is she now the, the, the ambassador to the holy sea

I know she used to be I may be mixing my administration here though no she was yeah she was ambassador to the to the holy sea of St. Peter back in nitwit Niro's first administration and that's when they put in that new rule at St. Peter's that in fact

she had to gargle she couldn't just dip her fingers in the... She had to gargle. And then sort of wiped down with the holy water before she got to go in. Well, I was going to say

if she was the ambassador from the second term, that would mean that she's partially responsible for the unfortunate death of Pope Frank because

that JD Harrison or Bowman or whatever they're calling themselves these days had a

diplomatic temper tantrum and to quiet things down Pope Frank decided okay well I'll meet with him it was 15 minutes

he was on Easter and he'd thanks his holiness might be a tad busy on that day. But,

and Pope Frank, to his credit, gave JD's kid from chocolate Easter eggs. A nice gesture. But then he dies the next day. And I don't care what

Mr. Harrison Bowman dance, whatever they're calling themselves these days, says in his book Communion, which I'm surprised he knows how to spell that word, says, but I'm going to lay this one at his doorstep. Evidently, Frank's doctors told him to

take it easy for about a month. Well, Frank didn't listen. So I'm not laying it completely at just. 80's feet, but I am saying he contributed to the situation, and then he has the tenority to lecture the next pope on theological issues. As if he, the recent convert, knows more about Catholicism than the current Pope. Yeah. Maybe because Leo was born in Chicago.

and there are many other reasons why the maggots will not like Pope Leo his great-grandparents or a portion of his great-grandparents were black they were one of his great-grandparents was

Dominican and his his great grandmother was a, was from New Orleans and she

lived down the 7th Ward and you know they ended up moving to Chicago at some point and that's where

he and family was going and they had changed their names to Provost and I found that kind of interesting. So it would explain to me a couple of things about

why the Maggotry hates him so much? Yeah, yeah. You know, but I can't figure it out, Roxanne.

I mean, I'm sure there are sheets and sheets and sheets that have been sold to the Maggotry. that, you know, along with their cheeky torches, because, well, you know, they can't get it. And they're probably not very expensive sheets. These aren't the good Egyptian cotton sheets with the really tight thread counts. These are the K.R. Blue Riot specials, you know, for those of us old enough to remember those.

Would those be the Flaming Cross specials? Well, yes, ma'am, they would. they would however none of those crosses have been sold by my shop we do not we do not we do not sell

number sevens or any of our other models to known Klansmen we keep track of where our crosses go we want good fine quality

family heirloom crosses that can be passed down from family member to family members as crucifixions are needed. But I want you to know that we had nothing to do with any of those

courses. Those were cheaply made mostly made in old places like Florida or Idaho. But not not here.

Yeah, those are not a high ticket item. They're in the cheap sheets. Well, they are in the cheap sheets. Yes, ma'am. Now, Indiana has had its share of Klansmen and bullshit artists, as I've mentioned on this program many a time. and I remember talking with Tracy and you about this,

and I remember how horrified she was when I gave her the information, and she looked up David Clark Stevenson, who in the 1920s was not only the speaker of the General Assembly here in Indiana, but he was the Grand Dragon of the Clu Clark's clan in 14 states. including the state of Rhode Island. I guess they had a, they didn't have enough racists out there to have a grand dragon in each state. He had to cover a lot of areas.

Yeah, they didn't. They didn't have a grand dragon in each state. They had more of a, I don't know, a dollar tree dragon. Well, when I was doing my research Tough crowd When I was doing my research I uncovered some of the shame of my hometown And this is a picture from the 1920s

And it was of a woman holding a banner That Kyle McLeaned She was a member of of a chapter of the Ku Klux Klan's Women's Aux Auxiliary and I don't know if this was their Klavern number or what, but it was four

and it was in Muncie in the area. And there was a demonstration back at that time. I remember my grandmother talking about it. They had tried back in the 1920s or 30s, I forget, it might have been when my grandparents first got to Monty. They tried to burn down the local Catholic church there, St. Lawrence, which was my family's home parish. The problem is St. Warren's, the building, the church itself,

was built out of brick. It was raining. The cluckers couldn't get the fire started. And they just failed to do their due diligence on things like dry wood. and the intellectual level of these assholes hasn't really increased. They've just become maggots. Now, for those of you who are saying that I think

the maggotry in general is racist, yes, I am. Would they consider themselves racist? I doubt it. Because they don't think that far ahead. As you know, over the 4th of July weekend, I got into it with my brother Bob

over Trump and he's like what about Hunter Biden what about him he pled guilty he accepted the consequences the reason

he was pardoned was so that you guys wouldn't be coming after and ceaselessly even after everything was taken care of so and

while I'm on the subject to the Biden's. I think it should be noted that President Biden's cancer has gotten worse in his bones now. Over the weekend, Hunter Biden made it clear that his dad was in pain. So

for those of you in a praying mode, please go ahead and do so. But my thoughts are with President Biden in its family right now. Yeah, and of course, of course it won't slow the maggots down one iota. because they have no decency.

We can still be decent human beings and extend our well wishes to President Biden and Israel. We have to let them know that we're behind them. Absolutely. And I say that because my mother

suffered from leukemia and I know what that's like. And I just, I'm horrified. I saw what it did to my mom. And oh, my God, Dr. And I don't wish that on anyone. Even if they said that Nittwit Niro had leukemia,

I wouldn't wish that on him. And you know how much I despise that, man. Yes. No, that is not something anyone should have to go through. It is not. but I just I where do these people come from

I mean you got you got guys who beat their wives and children and yet they're the good maggots who will read us into a a progressive free universe where our Lord and Furor can dictate over us forever. Trump,

and they're bound and determined to do so. But, you know, we're going to look at this, and we're not going to laugh in a few years, but we're going to look at this and things. are going to be taught differently in schools and political science classes and law classes and history classes

about what it takes to protect the truth that you can't just make up facts and then present them as real and use the power of political office

to make them appear to be so like dipshit Donnie and his crew are doing now. Look at what they're doing with the Smithsonian Institution. The Smithsonian, for God's sake. We were so poor as a country to start out, we couldn't even have our own national museum. It was a man who donated his fortune to that cause

that created the Smithsonian Institution, Ill-gotten, if I recall correctly, Charles Smithson's fortune. Well, it may have been, but at least at the end it went to something good and decent, and it's been there for centuries. You look at any fortune, and there's a crime somewhere in there, Roxanne. I mean, if we're going to use that as the benchmark, then the Library of Congress should be damned as well. Because part of the core library at the very beginning of it

was Thomas Jefferson's library. The books, they went to Congress and got the money to buy the books from Jefferson. Right, and it was a way, I think, if Jefferson was still alive, it was a way to save him from penury. Yes. Yes, he had to sell it off because he was broke. And they did not want to see him slip into bankruptcy and debtage. And debtors prisons were still a thing back then.

And I think it was to save President Jefferson from the embarrassment. I mean, he mismanaged his fortune nine ways to Sunday, and I don't think any of us would think that that was not done through ill-gotten games and on stolen labor. Yeah, the only thing that he ever made a nickel out of was his nailery in which he used stolen labor to make nails. sold them for a profit. And it was the only thing you made a profit on.

But instead of paying his debts down, he would buy more French wine, more books. He lived in, he was a very servite, man. He was, um, and I, every time I, I've heard descriptions of this voice, I think, what if you,

you saw the, the portrait of Jefferson speaking in a voice as Kenny is Mike Tyson, you know. And I'm not making fun of Mike Tyson's voice. I mean, it is what it is. He has a very high, squeaky kind of voice. But I just, that's the image I get when I, you know, hear about some letter he's written or some speech.

she's given or whatever or the quotes being attributed to and that's the voice I hear and it's just strange but I was just kind of on this weekend it was just weird

I mean I heard that Lendelpin and I thought oh God Roxanne would be giggling up well and I mean When you said this weekend was just weird, you said a mouthful. I've got this one in the stack, and it's Moran Monday, and you can't let Morans go stale. You know, it's just not good practice. No, no.

They don't keep well. Morans don't. So now we have, so we've got this. I mean, oh, my God. Okay, you're in Taliban, Indiana, and they've got a WNBA team, right? yeah the fever they're a great team well they've got a little white power Barbie who plays for them

named sophie cunningham and i guess she's trying to line up a post you know a post basketball career because she glommed on to the non-issue of trans girls participating in sports

oh is she the one that used a couple of fellow teammates being trans women? I don't know that she accused her teammates, but you know, she said, I will always defend women when they start and she little, da,

little, little, little, and she got, and she got a bunch of pushback. I mean, this is one of the because anything dealing with transphobia is always going to be like top shelf 200

proof stupid, okay? I mean, bad. Yeah. Yeah. So that gets the ball rolling. And then a few WNBA players said, hey, I wouldn't have a problem playing with trans women. And this has since led a couple of maggot washed up, has been Chuds, to say that they are going to declare for the WNBA.

I wish I was making this up. Dave, I mean, oh my God. This comes as a result of the commissioner of the WNBA, Kathy Engelbert, having sent a note to the teams back on Friday, in which she said that the officials of the WNBA, including their franchises and whatnot, would meet to clarify issues of eligibility for trans women. And in her memo, she said,

I know many of you have received questions in recent weeks regarding transgender athlete participation in women's basketball, and I expect this topic will continue to receive significant attention. By that, I suspect she was being really, really nice in saying, the maggot POSs are going to continue to have connipions and purple polka-dot-hissies and kittens with crochet. shade tails and bark and grunt and scream and hoot. You can see how much space that takes up in a press release or a memo.

I wanted to reach out and share how we are approaching these conversations at the league office and to thank those of you who have responded to questions from the media with thoughtfulness and professionalism. This does not include Sophie Cunningham. So they were already expected to meet this week. They're going to meet this week and they're going to. add transgender eligibility questions to their discussion. I don't expect it to come out with anything resembling fairness,

but that never slows down a maggot. And so enter a couple of washed-up has-bands. Ennis Cantor Freedom was one of the two. The other was Royce White, whom we have discussed, dust from time to time. He's the deadbeat who won't pay his child support, if I recall correctly.

Let me take a quick look here because I actually saved it. Well, he's a maggot. Do you really expect them to pay their child support right there? White has four children. He has faced court actions after falling behind on court-mandated child support payments.

His grandfather has distanced himself from White, saying there's no way I can support my grandson, supporting the GOP and in essence Trump. He received a restraining order in February 2026 saying he had to stay away from his former wife and their son and it's in for and the restraining order is get this, enforceable for 50 years. Ow!

And so with this Tempest in a teapot, Ennis canter, Freedom has said he's going to declare for the WNBA draft because I'm a trans woman, because that's all you have to say is I'm a trans woman, and you get to play in the WNBA. There's nothing that it's even remotely true in that statement. Well, Royce White then followed and said, well, okay, first, Ennis Freedom said, simply declaring who you are is all that's required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.

And Royce White followed up and said he's going to jump in. I'm transgender. I'm a wo man. I identify sometimes identifying as a wo man for purposes of basketball, professional basketball. So I'll be declaring for the WNBA draft in 2027 as well. I think I'd be unstoppable. But I'm a team first guy.

I'm a past first-com player. I do the little things. I bet he's got a little thing. I led my team in all five major set categories at Iowa State University. So I do a little bit of everything. I'll do whatever the coach needs me to do. I'll do whatever the girls need me to do. And I'll sue the WNBA if they don't let me.

Well, maybe that's why the maggots are getting so upset, Roxanne, was because one of my favorite actors, Elliot Page, is on the cover of Men's Health. Yeah? But wait, we're done. Yeah, Dave, this is a Gensu commercial. There's more. Royce White. Well, the maggots are losing their shit.

Royce White continued and said. There's more. If you act now, Roy Swight said, If you act now, idiots will try to get into the WNBA draft while being... Well, the thing is, I think the WNBA could come out, it should come out and make a definitive statement about guys with a pair of balls playing in the women's association. But I don't want to be discriminated against.

I want fair treatment. I'm a young black, hopefully United States Senator that would like a, a fair chance to participate as a sometimes identifying as a transgender woman athlete. Okay, Rocham. Well, as long as they keep their balls in a basket, I suppose that'll be fine. And speaking as a Hoosier and somebody who religiously understands the game, they would have to keep their balls in baskets because they don't have any other way, Roxanne.

So if they leave their baskets in the locker room and they might be able to join a unique squad of players. It would be a unique a eunuch team.

But wait, wait, wait. I know we're being silly, but I want to make a larger point here. And that is that every one of these chuds, let's say you put them on injectable estrogen for about six months at sufficient doses to suppress their already diminishing testosterone. Because you've got to have some pretty diminished testosterone already to behave like little bitches like they are.

They would be a wreck. Because that's the funny thing about cross-sex hormones. People who shouldn't take them don't do well on them. But moreover, they would crumble under the weight of, let's see, the mean queens, the poor little lost children of Fortran. well Joanne Rowling I mean they would

they'd fall on and then of course there'd be the fact that their blood and wouldn't carry as much oxygen anymore they'd lose a shit ton of muscle mass uh and they could and they wouldn't be able to do anything

with their little peepees anymore uh they'd lose strength they'd become very emotional but but Ron Chen when you were first going through your transition.

You had to go through all of that and therapy too and everything else and you and all of that and I remember you talking about it over the years. These little chuds

would fold up like a cheap suit which is probably the word that Dick Diffshed Donnie was trying to reach for but he reached umbrella when referring to Janine Bureau. Okay, yes.

I mean, I mean, why isn't somebody in the secret service slapping them and tell him to get his words right and act like somebody so that he can understand what he did to junior over the years?

But he could reach for the word suit back then, but he can't remember it now. Well, and because you mention it, I've got a little clip here that you might appreciate, standby. Nitwit Nero had the executive order signing today. I mentioned it earlier, the one where he decided kids are better off getting measles and then getting mumps and then getting rebella instead of getting one vaccine all at the same time. well this is just a 40 second clip

and it's some dude sitting there blathering merrily away but guess who is present in body only yep nitwit Nero

passed out again you know he's what is it he's blinking uh let's Let's see how long he blinks this time, shall we? It's a video, so I'll watch the timer. All right, you do that.

As we have been for the last year and a half, and more of the presidency. At the NIH, what we've done is we have established the autism data science. That was an eight-second blink, and he keeps kind of bound, you know how it is when you've, I've been through some college lectures or it's like, I'm like, oh, you know. Now, initiative, which started almost a year, actually more than a year ago, where we funded a dozen and more major research teams to answer the question of what is the cause of autism.

It's a complicated biological phenomenon. And he wakes up and he starts looking around. Where am I? It's not going to be a simple answer. I will have, as the secretary said, potentially genetic predisposition, but that cannot possibly explain why we see. seen such a large rising autism.

And there's a, I think that's the young woman who carries his diaper bag standing next to him and the guy's just standing there babbling and it went narrowed, the head lulled over, kind of co-faced. And like I said before, these are always fascinating

moments because one of these days, and it may not be very far in the future, you know, Jimmy Dick Bowman, or whatever, is just hoping he can make it to January, the 20th, but one of these days he's going to slump over like that, and they're going to expect him to and sort of startle himself awake, and he's just not going to.

He's going to be, you know, pining for the fjords. Roxanne, he would never make it into the hall. First off, he's a coward. He may be pious. he may be pining for the shards, but where he would intend on going, he wouldn't make it to. The man is a coward. He would die in ignominious death,

and eventually he would be forgotten for all the right reasons. Yeah, but for now, they jack him up on enough drugs to make it possible for him to get through a round of golf, but as we noted at the beginning of the program, he's now doing it with a missile launcher next to him that probably doesn't have any missiles in it. That is not a missile launcher, Roxanne. That's where they keep his golf clubs.

Damn, and I thought El Chervic had a big golf bag in Caddyshack. Caddyshack? Yeah. So what? So let's dance! and then the journey comes on. Right. Because, you know, he had a car stereo in the altruvic bag, too.

Why not? No, I always wanted an alchervic bag. With the club ejection system and everything? You betcha. I love when he looked over at Judge Smirley and he said, you get a bowl of soup with that hat. Oh, honey. I bet you were a real looker, back before electricity.

Ah, yeah. Well, Dave, I got to get out of here because I just heard the golden one has clocked me out. All right, all right. Give my best to the golden child and the fur baby. I certainly will, and he's ever so happy now because Annette's home from a grandpuppie sitting. Oh, okay. And please give our best to Christine. and I will like them.

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Thank you, Jeremy and Roger. In the old holler tree, I had a note from, I had a note from Daryl in Houston, becoct. Thanks to Roger in the chat for the education. I would guess it used the German term becoct because unconsciously, I'm sure it was inflicted with that epithet often in its youth. and now again nowadays by its father's Nazi friends then and its friends now like maggots are fond of saying pronouns don't matter really yeah using it to describe

nitlit Nero here here it was actually B-E-C-O-C-K-E-D Daryl although B in front of a word in front of a verb is an English usage it what it does is It's a traveler from German. Becomen comes to mind, becompt. But in this case, becoct is old English usage, meaning screwed. And so he may have heard that somewhere in the dim mists of time, and now it's bubbled up from the swampy soup that the spirochet swim around in.

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