Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 10 September 2026, Thorn-In-the-Side-Thursday

Episode Date: September 11, 2026

Who's going to get us all killed first, the MAGATS or AI? Or is it a hybrid kind of thing? Nitwit Nero's war just got much worse. Big fun, though, at the MAGAT Lol-a-pa-LOSER.  Thanks so much to eve...ryone leaving comments on the podcast! It's a big help!

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Starting point is 00:00:03 The password is extinct. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussing with America's only liberal transbilly elitist right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch, who invites you to be part of the uprising against mountaintop removal, CRMW.
Starting point is 00:00:46 And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is. Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on Charlie Kirk Day. It's the 10th day of September, 2006. Everybody lean left. This is the horn. Head on. Dot Live is where you'll find us on the interweb tubes. That's where you go if you'd like to be part of the Merry Wacky's Any Real Time Madcap Multimeteer.
Starting point is 00:01:29 extravaganza. That is the Horn chat room in the three hours in which this program is live. Monday through Friday, 5 to 8 p.m., Eastern Daylight Time, 2 to 5 p.m., Pacific Daylight Time, all time zones in between, and the Great Globe round, and of course, whatever time it is, when you're listening to the podcast. For those of you who are members of the podcasting contingent of the Horn Family Community Congregation, thank you so kindly for joining us in that fashion. And wherever it is that you download the podcast, you for being so very, very kind as to, for those of you who do, leave us a comment, a remark, a review. It really helps. And, well, if you haven't tried it yet, it's a load of fun,
Starting point is 00:02:15 and it's a way to help out this little two decades-plus experiment in independent liberal progressive broadcasting. So thank you. Thank you, one and all. Hi, I'm Roxanne, and, well, we've got a lot to get into this evening. Thank you so very much for your kind forbearance yesterday. Yes, in answer to your questions, that one-off mystery science theater 3,000 big screen extravagance, it really was fun. I've loved it for eons, and they still haven't, they haven't lost the magic. And it was wild seeing it happen on the big screen because, you know, down there in the lower right corner, you've got, you got Tom Servo, and then you got Mike, and then you got Crow. Only on the small screen on your TV, they're just little bitty tidy down there in the corner.
Starting point is 00:03:24 but last night they were as big as it looked like there was an extra row of theater seats, didn't it? Yeah. And it's like having people, it's like people who were talking during your movie. And the movie itself was the, oh, God, they must have, they had to dig around to find this one. Oh, it was so bad. It was so, so bad. It was terrible.
Starting point is 00:03:54 It was awful. I was messaging with Chris in Germany earlier today, and I told her that's what we had done yesterday, because she lets me know when the program downloads. And she went, oh, I used to love that. It's still funny. The film was called The Sting of Death with a special song written for the film by none other than Neil Sedaka. this was back in the 60s, and I guess he was at, you know, it's after all of his big hits and before Love will keep us together and all of that stuff. And, well, hey, a payday is a payday, right?
Starting point is 00:04:39 So bad. It was so bad that they even cut out the credits where we found out, you know, that listed who the actors were. And as we were making our way home, I told Victoria, I said, Way back in the 60s, there was somebody who went to a little audition. They were looking for people to be in a movie. And, well, young actors, you know, at any time of any era, I got cast in a movie, y'all. And then they found out the movie they were cast in.
Starting point is 00:05:25 My gracious sakes alive, it was bad. I mean, the writing was bad, the direction was bad, the cinematography was bad. Let's see. The acting was horrible. What did they refer to Egon as the... Yeah, the Torgo of the Everglades. Oh, God, it was so... And I don't know, there was something cleansing about it.
Starting point is 00:06:00 It was fun. And I'm so glad that Victoria saw that it was coming because, oh, so thank you for your kind forbearance in putting up with me taking a very, very incredibly rare night off. It was a hoot. But every program here at the Horn begins with gratitude. And this program is no difference. So we say thanks both here for the 10th, Charlie Kirk Day, and ninth day. of September and that means oh that's your calendar Roxanne it yeah so big thanks indeed to
Starting point is 00:06:43 uh Joe in Chicago thank you Smitty thank you Jude dear Jude thank you so much thank you to Charlie at APS Radio News. Thanks for including us in your stream there. And by the way, if you happen to hear the program through APS Radio News, shoot me a note. Go to head-on.com. Live, use the contact the show button. And let me know if you heard it via Charlie's YouTube channel because, well, I'll tell Charlie, and he'll be tickled pink. Thank you, Ralphs.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Thank you, James. thanks to Tom and Sunny San Rafael. Thank you, one and all for being partial sponsors of the program. We were down to, let's see, $1950 on the $2,000 finish August and save September challenge. Thank you so much. And now we're down to $1,900 to go on that. It'd be great if we could have a little flurry to add to it.
Starting point is 00:07:47 And by the way, Ralphs has a $25 challenge on the table for the new Apple watch features. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Yeah. From Gizmodo, if meta glasses freak you out, wait until you hear about the new Apple watch features. Apple just announced a lineup of news. new products. Yada yada.
Starting point is 00:08:22 We saw some of that yesterday. There's a new fold phone out. The Apple, the iPhone 18 Pro Max looks amazing. The Apple Duo, the folding phone, is absolutely beautiful. That's an unpaid product placement for Apple. You need to pony up some bucks, you layabouts. But they've introduced something called Live Rewind and Siri Recap for the Apple Watch. It's more AI.
Starting point is 00:09:07 We've got AI stuff to get into later in the program. Apparently Apple thinks that we are too shy to ask someone to repeat themselves. So live Rewind will constantly record conversations. and it'll provide a transcript for what was previously said. And then Siri Recap uses what they call ambient listening, which most of us call spying, to summarize and bullet point and daily conversation. So if you're wearing one,
Starting point is 00:09:56 Apple's always listening. But then again, all the phones are always listening, aren't they? They were, Apple was desperate to make people think that it wouldn't be anywhere near as creepy as meta-glasses, otherwise known as pervert glasses. So now we've got pervert watches and pervert AI and, well, that's right in line with AI. It's herverts. By the way, if you are so inclined, feel free to pop by the chat room in the old holler tree. It's right there, easy to find chat room at head-on.com.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Theo and Ralphs are hanging out in there. Ralphs, thank you for the challenge. The terrifying Apple Watch challenge. Thank you. So if somebody's got $25, Raps will turn it into $50 for you. is great that way. Thank you, Ralph. Thank you so kindly. And we'll apply, we'll apply both to that the finish August and save September challenge. Okay, because the deficit right now is somewhere around $2,600. And it's frightful. But like I said, we've got a lot to go into
Starting point is 00:11:24 this evening. What? Jeremy's gone poet on us. poem my neck my back charlie ada coming back no yeah he uh he uh he lost the gun debate by a long shot no it's funny it was uh it was a year ago today kind of snuck up on me you know kind of like the uh whoever it was that killed him and it's it's interesting just to look back I can remember the spasms and the paroxysms of maggot fury and all the people they tormented and had institutions torment for doing nothing more than, well, using Chuckles' own words to describe his life. Yeah. And so without Charles James Kirk chuckles to us, toilet paper USA is really, really struggling. Mrs. Kirk has proven not up to the task,
Starting point is 00:12:54 and neither of the two little dwebes who have tried to keep his show going for him. Oh, darn. What a pity. Yeah, yeah. So where to begin? Well, Lee says, Lee in New York says, odd movie career history. Kira Knightley, talking about some of her early movies.
Starting point is 00:13:25 She describes them as a movie about playing soccer, Bendit like Beckham, a movie based on a Disney ride, Pirates of the Caribbean, signed Lee wandering around in IMDB. I think if you had been back then, I mean, there was no one in the sting of death whom you could say, oh yeah, I remember,
Starting point is 00:13:47 I saw him five years later on Love American stuff. No, no, no. Let's see, there were gratuitous shockers, of women's bottoms bogeying including upside-down camera shots of same of course it was the mid-60s so there were no there were there was no film footage of men's bottoms but there were some terrifying old dude in swim trunk shots that's like no no no that's okay pull on a pair of jeans that'll be fine And checking, what's this from Micah?
Starting point is 00:14:44 Talking about all the technology, Micah says, at this point, I'm very seriously considering going back to just plain old flip phone. That would be the Commodore phone, wouldn't it, Victoria? And Victoria wants a Commodore phone. Yeah, you mean a phone that's just a phone? And then you'd maybe carry around a camera that was just a camera? crazy talk crazy talk yeah thank you brother deacon asa i appreciate the reminder i did in fact
Starting point is 00:15:18 press record um oh re he lost the gun debate by a long shot uh the camel cardinal brother deacon says actually judging by the way all that shrapnel had wedged itself into the concrete below i'd say that old Charlie lost the gun to bait by a scatter shot. Camel Jockey out! Yeah. There's our first Ramalama rim shot of the evening. Blavio with a note, my only concession to Apple, I reluctantly bought a refurbished ninth generation iPad
Starting point is 00:16:01 so I could FaceTime with my sisters Fabiola in New York City and Renata in Ann Arbor. I despise Apple. I despise them all. and that seems like a good segue for the password this evening, which was extinction. It's a little, it's a lot weird and creepy. Jeremy says, Micah could start a movement and help revitalize the old jitterbug phone.
Starting point is 00:16:35 I was, Victoria and I were talking the other day, and I mentioned the fact that, you know, back when Barack Obama was running for president the first time, everybody wanted a blackberry. He had a blackberry, and there were deep and abiding national security concerns over the presidential blackberry. Do they eat? Does blackberry even exist anymore? Or was it just absorbed or assimilated by some other Borg-like hedge fund or computer conglomerate? or what I don't know. I sincerely do not know. Something else that we will, of course, be talking about this evening is the, and, you know, you just, you just thank the goddess of irony for this for giving us the first ever midterm Republican convention, and it's down in Dallas at the, what, the American Airlines
Starting point is 00:17:45 Center or something, I don't know. people are hamry maggots are happily hemorrhaging money to attend that god-forsaken event but let's let's stick with uh let's stick with starting with AI and by that I mean this story that is uh all over the place today uh heard about it I was um had to go to the grocery store early this morning and I heard about it on BBC weld service. But it extends far beyond that. What it boils down to is a safety researcher for an AI safety researcher at Anthropic has declared that there is a better than 10% chance AI could, quote, kill all human. within the next decade.
Starting point is 00:19:04 And I don't quite know how to parse within the next decade. Is that within the next 10 years? Or is that, as I've seen in other places, by the end of this decade, which, of course, would be December the 31st, 2030? Because I trust these computer geniuses not to think that the decade ends with the beginning. of a uh begins with a year that start in that ends in zero because math ain't like that
Starting point is 00:19:38 that anyway uh the person in question is uh evan hubinger yeah and he ran over to x and posted an excrement saying what what he was doing he was responding to another AI genius, Jacob Coxon, who posted two days ago, I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing
Starting point is 00:20:15 pre-training research at both open AI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They're racing straight to self-improving super-intelligence and gambling with our lives, more thoughts below. He continues and says, do not underestimate the power of this technology. These will soon be superhuman systems that can hack anything, revolutionize any field overnight, and acquire real power and resources.
Starting point is 00:20:51 We've all witnessed the progress in each of these domains, and progress is not slowing. the people building AI earnestly believe that it could kill us all by the end of the decade. Now, see, there's that end of the decade language, which would be December 31st, 2030. This is not a marketing stunt. If anything, many executives and senior researchers will couch their phrasing in the press to sound sensible, but I hear the same people express fear privately. No other human activity poses this level of danger. A common response is, well, if they truly believe this, why are they still building it?
Starting point is 00:21:30 At Open AI, many have not deeply internalized the civilizational stakes. At Anthropic, the stakes are well understood, but they are locked in a race to get them there first. They believe no one else will act responsibly, so they must do it themselves despite the risk. That's encouraging. Accepting this risk and entering the end game is a hubiative. hubristic gamble that should not be launched from a private company's slack. Attempting to speed-run alignment should require extraordinary confidence that there are no better trajectories available. I'm optimistic. I mean, this is rather lengthy. I'm optimistic about
Starting point is 00:22:19 the potential for coordination. Warning shots like the hugging face attack have made pacing agreements between U.S. labs more viable. I don't feel like we're on track. I don't feel like we're on track to prevent a global race, which may require costly actions such as a temporary ban on improving model capabilities. If you are a lab researcher, I urge you to consider what the next few years will actually feel like. Do you want to kick off a super intelligent R.L. run without a rigorous understanding of its mind? Should you put your head down because it's happening anyway or take this moment to call for different conditions? A lot of food for thought there. And down below A Venn diagram.
Starting point is 00:23:09 One circle is Neo from the Matrix. Another circle is President Hector Alessando Mountain Dew Camacho from Idiocracy. And the other one is the Terminator without the skin suit. And the intersection of all three says, you're here. And I suspect we are. And so responding to Jacob Coxon, another computer genius named Evan Huber, said, Jacob is correct here. We really do earnestly believe AI could kill all humans.
Starting point is 00:23:53 I personally think it is greater than 10% within the next decade. I believe Anthropic is trying its best, but we do not yet have a plan to solve alignment for superintelligence that are not clearly on track to. It really fascinates me that all of these nerds, and again, this is, you can probably predict what I'm about to say, all of these nerds, all of these nerds, you know, for God's sakes the AI over at what used to be. Twitter is named after a made-up word by Robert A. Heinlein in Stranger in a Strange Land, a novel that came out in what, 1959, 1960? Yeah. So that would be almost 70 years ago.
Starting point is 00:25:05 And do no harm, protect all humans. That's Isaac Asimov and I-Robot. And nobody, nobody, nobody. ever cites the single most instructive point of any of the early masters of science fiction. And I'm talking about Frank Herbert and his extended Dune series. And you don't have to read the whole thing. You'll find it in the very first volume, Dune. thou shalt not make a machine in the image of a human mind.
Starting point is 00:25:53 That's basically suggesting a ban on even creating anything remotely resembling AI. And again, what? Sixty-one years ago? But that's the one nobody's paying attention to? Yeah. Or, well, at the beginning of this century, Richard K. Morgan's altered carbon series, which relies heavily on things like, oh, daggummit, neuromancer, and references to AI, pepper that thing all over, and it isn't for the betterment of humanity. So now a couple of guys are ringing alarm bells and saying that the people who aren't saying anything are sort of still caught in a cult-like loop or some sort of a cyber orthodoxy where you have to believe and you cannot challenge any aspect of the orthodoxy.
Starting point is 00:27:27 it's worrisome. I don't, I'd be curious to know what Brother Deacon Asa thinks of this, because early on, Asa was saying, hey, it's a parlor trick. And a lot of aspects of it are a parlor trick. That's why they rolled out the parlor trick part of it early on to get people to early adopt. And now you can't open social media and see something without wondering if, if it's AI. And for my part, you know, I'm sitting there counting fingers, but it's getting harder and harder
Starting point is 00:28:06 and harder to tell what's real and what's not. And I saw one the, I saw one the other day and it just, it was just a little real because, you know, I need the little dopamine hit that comes with something, seeing something decent come across my feed. And it was a little, probably two, three-year-old little boy. and a golden retriever yes i know golden retrievers i've got a problem and i know it and i don't ever want to get well but it was a little boy who was uh he would say whoof-woof-woof to the golden retriever and the golden retriever would say woof-woof back not mean or anything just and and the little boy was
Starting point is 00:28:51 petting the golden retriever and it looked like it had it looked like something that was real it wasn't beyond the realm of possibility. Little children can be taught to be gentle and not pull tails or tug ears or make the doggy cry. Little children can be taught reverence for life. But part of me went, I really want this to not be AI. But the problem is,
Starting point is 00:29:29 there was every chance in the world that it was. which breaks my heart and kind of breaks my brain. So, you know, the parlor trick aspect of it, yeah, that's, I don't even know that that's harmless. You know, the AI Lego videos that came out of various embassies and agencies of Iran, we saw some of those and we laughed and we thought, by God, they've got nitwit Nero's number. But make no mistake, it was pure propaganda and still is. Because the mullahs in Iran, and I'm no warmonger, but we have to acknowledge reality if the mullahs in Iran had their way,
Starting point is 00:30:31 every woman would have to cover up her filthy, sinful hair, and every man would have to grow some sort of disgusting, beard that he can strain lunch out of that reaches down to his goddamn knees. Ugh. But here we are. And so it's the, you know, and how weird is it to be sort of being entertained by propaganda from a decidedly not good actor? I mean, okay, see, George and Coorsgold has nailed it.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Well played, George. Don't know much about so the AI might destroy mankind, as long as it'll solve the national debt crisis and the transies threat to girls' sports, bruga, bruga, bruga. Yes, and I'll add a warble-wush and a narf. Because if you look at the political landscape in the country, that's what matters. Well played. George, well played.
Starting point is 00:32:02 AI parlor trick, Flavio says, only human beings are capable of discernment. AI is not, and that's why I'm not so worried about it. That bubble will burst, and I hope a future government will not bail them out. See, that's why I'm not as sanglin as you are about the inevitable fall of AI, because these billionaires, they've already said if the data bubble bursts, the AI bubble bursts, they've said it publicly. Well, then I guess the taxpayers will just have to pick up the tab. Too big to fail, remember?
Starting point is 00:32:45 Remember too big to fail? Because I remember too big to fail. I remember how not one goddamn banker went to the joint over. the the great recession they created long about 2009. And by the way, back back to Blackberry, Ralphs and Brother Deacon Asa answered and said, Research in Motion is still around. They make the operating system for the modern intelligent cars.
Starting point is 00:33:23 They stopped making the phones in the early 2010s. Yeah, I wanted one. so bad back then because it was quite the status symbol thank you ralps and then mica as blackberry the phone is dead researching motion the company that's alive and well and still in the software business but then adds i can speak to with with some authority on this given that i'm required to use a i in my job it's not so much that it's a parlor trick a parlor trick can be useful if you can make it do something well, useful, and AI can be useful. The problem is that people are lazy and they expect the AI to do more than they want to babysit. It's not that I'm afraid that AI is
Starting point is 00:34:14 going to launch nuclear weapons. I am. But I'm more afraid that a non-AI, an N-I, a non-intelligence going back to Tuesday's program is going to launch nuclear weapons. Micah says it's that I'm afraid some dipshit general with more bars than smarts is going to get the bright idea to hand over the decision-making capability to an AI. I don't care how good the AI is. You shouldn't do that sort of thing. Well, look, we're pretty certain at this point in time that the Israelis handed over targeting instructions to an AI, and that's how Chef Jose Andres'
Starting point is 00:34:56 World Central Kitchen Security team got slaughtered by the IDF. Micah adds that's an extreme case, but that's the end-all problem, people handing over decision-making more capabilities. That should remain with humans over the AI instead. The other threat, I think, that comes from AI is open-source models. Sure, Anthropic can force their AI not to. to tell you how to make biological weapons, but as the technology improves and gets better and is runable on more commodity hardware, hackers are going to hack.
Starting point is 00:35:39 And for me, it goes beyond that, too. It extends, you know, we're not the only ones doing it, and we don't even necessarily have the lead in it because we have found ourselves back in, to a certain extent, back in a Cold War mentality. Jacob Coxon referenced it. If we don't do it, someone else will. And that's extremely worrisome because China, right? And because Mother Russia. And so it's not that much of a leap to, for instance,
Starting point is 00:36:32 Let's see here. All this up real quick because it always comes. This is what, and I mentioned it on Tuesday too, this is what always comes to mind when I start thinking about these things. Let's see if there's an ad. Of course there's an ad. Goodbye, Ad. I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens.
Starting point is 00:37:35 It would be quite easy. At the bottom of some of our deep. for mine shafts. Radioactivity would never penetrate a mine some thousands of feet, three. And in a matter of weeks, the provisions improvements in dwelling space could easily be provided.
Starting point is 00:37:57 How long would you have to stay down there? Phil, that's, you know, a cobalt saw a m.g. A year to half life of, I would think that possibly 100 years. You mean people could actually stay down there for 100 years? It would not be difficult, my fear. Nuclear reactors could... I'm sorry, Mr. President.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Oops. Provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. Quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country. But I would guess that a dwelling space for several hundred thousand of our people could easily be provided. Well, I would hate to have to decide who stays up and who goes down. It would not be necessary, Mr. President.
Starting point is 00:39:11 could easily be accomplished with a computer. And the computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross-section of necessary skills. Of course, it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition. Actually, they would be... prodigiously, eh? There would be much time and little to do. But with the proper breeding techniques and a
Starting point is 00:39:54 ratio of, say, 10 females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present gross national product within 20 years. But look here, doctor, wouldn't this nucleus of survivors be so grief-stricken and anguish that they... Well, envy the dead and not want to go on living. No, sir. Excuse me. Just can't get that Z-Pyle arm under control. Also, when they go down into the mine, everyone will still be alive.
Starting point is 00:40:35 There will be no shocking memories. And the prevailing motion will be one of nostalgia for those left behind. Combined with a spirit of bold curiosity for the adventure head. Ration of 10 women to each man. Wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship? I mean, as far as men were concerned. Regrettably, yes. What it is, you know, a sacrifice requires for the future of the human race.
Starting point is 00:41:32 I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious service along these lines, The women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics, which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature. I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, doctor. Thank you, sir. I think we ought to look at this from the military point of view. Supposing the Ruski's stashed away some big bomb, see, and we didn't. When they come out in a hundred years, they could take over.
Starting point is 00:42:08 I agree, Mr. President. In fact, they might even try an immediate sneak attack, so they could take over our mineshaft space. Yeah, I think it would be extremely nigh of us. To imagine that these new developments are going to cause any change in Soviet expansionist policy. I mean, we must be increasingly on the alert to prevent them from taking over other mine shaft space in order to breathe more prodigiously than we do, thus knocking us out through superior numbers when we emerge. There comes.
Starting point is 00:42:32 He must not allow a mineshaft gap, sir. And to da da, we must not allow a mime. We must not have, we must not allow an AI gap. It just seems so familiar. And the way we're watching wars being waged now, where something as mighty as the United States Navy can be effectively crippled by drone assaults, because that's in the stack two today. Every now and then we, I've been mentioning acting secretary of the navy that would be hung cow that this this is the evil jellical christian weirdo who is deeply concerned about witches in monterey california well of all places for him to for hunkow to give a an interview and and i know when i meant
Starting point is 00:44:12 this I'll probably it the camel cardinal will probably slap his own forehead and say told you uh hung cow gave an interview to Ryan Morgan who works for that birdcage liner the epic times and in that interview while you know while Whiskey Pete kegbreath the DUI hire has been trying to play happy face over our disasters in the Persian Gulf. Well, Ryan Morgan went over to X and posted an excrement saying, in an exclusive interview, acting Navy secretary, Hung Cow told me that Iranian forces blew the hell out of Bahrain. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:10 And that's probably true. But our disinformation campaign kind of tried to cover that up. And Whiskey Pete went so far as to perjure himself in front of Congress on exactly that question. Blue the Hell out of Bahrain. And by Blue the Hell Out of, we're talking about U.S. Fifth Fleet headquarters at Naval Support Activity Bahrain, which got, yeah, got the living shit kicked out of it by Iran because they were waiting for exactly that moment to come along and had been long since planning to do exactly that.
Starting point is 00:46:04 They targeted it over and over and over and over again in those early days. Yeah. Even at Fox News TV Radio Rwanda, they were a little surprised. Jennifer Griffin there saying this is a pretty stunning admission by the acting Navy secretary whose nomination is hung up in Congress. Well played, Jennifer. Unkow is hung up about how Iranian forces blew the hell out of the U.S. Navy's fifth fleet base in Bahrain. Haven't heard a senior U.S. official admit this on the record until now.
Starting point is 00:46:53 And then, of course, pimp the Epoch Times interview. which I, of course, will not do. A few emails. Jeremy says, AI videos are still pretty damn easy to see and pick out how hard it is to say, yep, this is a video of a Megalodon or a boy and his dog. They just look fake, laughably so all too often. Well, that's the thing.
Starting point is 00:47:23 The little boy didn't look unreal. And neither did the Golden Retriever. and the golden retriever didn't have any fur out of place or anything like that but i i can't say what i saw was real or not because well damn it that's the goal of a i isn't it to make make it so that we can't believe our lying eyes and uh from uh too much hutch who said uh 52 my new numerical age in dollars is a bit too much for this hutch right now so i'm glad my recent donation is being
Starting point is 00:48:12 doubled however awkward the resulting amount may be the position of official horn family community congregation organist doesn't quite pay the bills so i'm putting the hymn numbers on the hymn boards and awaiting whoever may show up at a rehearsal tonight anyway happy belated birthday to me happy birthday to you too much hutch hutch ad says i was growing up a good number of my old older relatives would tell me more about the day I was born with an all too familiar version of their take on the day evil can evil tried to jump the Snake River Canyon and that was the national story at nine pounds plus big baby my poor mother was quoted as saying before my delivery I hope he makes it I don't know if I'm going to it wasn't until later in my youth I learned that my parents were somewhat relieved that I was a Ford baby versus a Nixon baby by a month some more years passed and I figured out I was also born on the the day Richard Nixon was actually pardoned by Gerald Ford. These days, I believe both national events to be intertwined if for no other reason than political timing. To perhaps clarify my last message when I made my last donation on that unfortunate and sad, sad Tuesday weeks ago, the
Starting point is 00:49:21 podcasts only tend to suck if there's a challenge left outstanding. It doesn't spoil the overall broadcast, but it is far more enjoyable to begin and end with gratitude. So I love you all so. Oh, thank you. Thank you, Hutch. Thank you so much. Raps's challenge has met and we're down to $1,900 for the save August and finish August and save September challenge. Thank you. Thank you, Hutch. And you prevented us from being a goose egg. And from Jimmy, AI robot doggies, I saw those advertised about a year ago, haven't seen one since.
Starting point is 00:50:05 Oh, but did you see the video, Jimmy, out of China of their, what is it, their robot? olympics or whatever bizarre bizarre and uh jimmy adds a i it can be used for good i'm worried about the people that would exploit it and then will be screwed robin yeah we're all screwed uh and well that would include uh the almost trillionaire out there who's shitting his pants right now with a new out about him and other other issues is dogging him as well hey leon space nazi buddy you'll feel better if you just take an extra extra extra extra extra big dose of ketamine and you'll be all relaxed uh-huh um cynthia with a couple of observations. I can imagine that a super-intelligent AI could kill us and murder us all off in any number of ways, and gosh, those robots that can run faster than us can no doubt beat us all up in
Starting point is 00:51:17 any kind of a fight. And I have yet to see that any AI has any human values that value anything. In that regard, they're no different from Trump. True. So true. Adding, uh, yeah, people could hide underground for years and years the same way those sailors could stay on board the Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier for that extended deployment. Not. But remember, Cynthia, the important thing is that we cannot have an AI gap. And then the question becomes, you know, would somebody, would some billionaire or a combination of billionaires? And by the way, Ralph says, thanks, Hodge. Thank you indeed.
Starting point is 00:52:05 with some billionaire, trillionaire combination thereof, would they ever just create something that dangerous knowing that it could kill human beings? Yeah. But also knowing that they were going to get richer in the process? Let's ask the C-suite of Philip Morris Tobacco. or Brown and Williamson or Laurelard. Yeah. Or let's ask the board of ExxonMobil or Chevron.
Starting point is 00:52:52 Let's ask them. Royal Dutch Shell. BP. Yeah, would they ever do something that they knew was going to kill people just because they knew it was going to make them richer and richer and richer and richer? gosh, you would certainly have to be a terribly, terribly cynical human being to think that a corporation would ever do something like that. Robots like Wiley Coyote, Lee says, I hope you saw the video of robots running faster than people into walls. Signed Lee, not the fastest, but I can turn.
Starting point is 00:53:33 So, yeah, there's that. But then again, you mentioned Wiley Coyote. There's also the Acme Corporation. And it turns out there's a movie about exactly that concept out there these days. Coyote versus Acme. The producer on it was James Gunn, so that probably means it's got some quality to it. You get away from me, Egon. Victoria was skulking toward me, sneaking up on me.
Starting point is 00:54:46 hence the Egon reference oh god that was a stupid movie delightfully so i'm i'm kind of at sixes and sevens because it's like no spoilers but the movie is from the mid-1960s let's just say it had to do with jellyfish and and yeah the torgo of the everglades god oh it was just so bad and the neil saddam song i don't know i wonder if you could find this on a on a music streaming service did you look for do the jella jella it's terrible it's not the monkey do the jella jela neil sadaka if you hear it once you will know for a fact that you have heard it more times than you ever really wanted to um answering my question about avarice-driven corporate assholes, Cynthia said, yeah, they'd create something that dangerous.
Starting point is 00:56:17 I'm sure a bunch of them are end-timers wanting to end times, so Jesus will come and take them to heaven. Any way you look at it, they could give a fuck about us all, so no big loss to them if humanity is destroyed. No. Oh, I agree with you. Cynthia, I genuinely do. And, I mean, yeah, Peter Thiel, weird and waxy looking as he is.
Starting point is 00:56:50 He's a, he's a big millennialist or whatever he could, thinks he knows who the Antichrist is. And just like, well, remember, Peter Thiel is, Jimmy Dick Bowman or Judy Vance or the J.D. Egg or whatever names on his birth certificate these days. That's his handler, Peter Thiel is. And his, honestly, his owner. Mm-hmm. And by the way, we are, we've entered the, well, we are about to enter the second hour of the program.
Starting point is 00:57:37 and well we've at some point in time we have to we have to deal with this the shenanigans in Dallas because at least that will provide us with a bit of a giggle note coming from darrell in Houston corporations one of my main arguments against modeling government on corporations a major propaganda point of the right and the center since the late 1970s that corporations are at best amoral and at worst immoral. Corporations worship profit over all else. It's the only thing their charter is dedicated to, is making profits for shareholders.
Starting point is 00:58:23 And so-called Christians, Darrell adds, fall for this crappola. Once dedicated to one cult, you are easily targeted by another. In this case, the cult of profit preached by all right-wingers since we settled in cities. Here, here. Yeah, we were doing pretty good as hunter-gatherers, and then everything went to shit with sedentary agriculture. I've become a little bit more convinced of that every day.
Starting point is 00:58:59 But let's do stick with the crazy shit. But what I was going to say is this is a conversation program. Well, I mean, I can, as we all know, I can fill our. Oxtor for three solid hours night after night after night, but honestly it's the conversation where the where the real brilliance of this program comes shining through. So the stress lines open 844-843-4676-8-8-4-4-4-the-horn, as is the Discord line, the old-holler tree line, and that's easy to use too if you've become an admitted member of the old holler tree group, then you can call the program through that.
Starting point is 00:59:51 That's what David did the other night. Great audio. Excellent audio. But let's sticker since we were talking about how Hongkow said that we just got the shit blasted out of us in Bahrain, things got nastier today over there. and every time I see one of these things I tend to sort of back reference it to things that we have seen already, things that have been in the news. You might recall that Trita Parsi, the Iranian expert on Iran, said that something big might be coming before the Iranian expert on Iran, said that something big might be coming before the Israeli and U.S. elections,
Starting point is 01:00:52 Israel in October 27th and the U.S. midterms, what, November 5th? Yeah. Well, this doesn't quite fit with his timeline. He said that Iran might be planning something big and probably was. Well, this is pretty big. various and sundry international news outlets reporting earlier today that the Houthis in Yemen had captured the town of Moka, which sits hard by the Bob El Mandeb Strait, and they're getting extremely close to controlling the entire west coast of Yemen along the Red Sea. which of course is its own shipping choke point earlier this week shipping traffic despite anything that nitwit Nero lied about shipping traffic through the strait reached its lowest ebb since may
Starting point is 01:02:10 and well with that happening and then the Bob Elmondeb Strait being at hazard now that could send oil prices absolutely zooming skyward. Former Obama administration official Tommy Vitor said this is very bad for Trump's war with Iran because the Iran-backed Houthi rebels can now more easily threaten ships in the Red Sea and potentially choke off more Saudi oil exports. It could also restart the catastrophic Saudi-Houthi war, bad, bad. Joe Kent, who quit the Trump maladministration a little while back in March, said this is a very significant event and that Trump's policies and interventions abroad
Starting point is 01:03:07 will get more people killed in his senseless wars that caused more people to become radicalized. Well, meanwhile, the maggots aren't particularly worried about more people being radicalized internationally, they're obsessed with the transies getting radicalized. Jesus. Just gets exhausting. And if I've got time, I've got something on that later. More annoying political behavior. I don't know, I don't know, George.
Starting point is 01:04:02 George and Corthold Egon Spengler I wonder if Messrs. Ramis, Akroyd, Moranus, and Reitman stole the name from the movie you in Victoria saw. The Mike and Crow and
Starting point is 01:04:18 Tom Servo mentioned that. There was a Ghostbusters reference somewhere along the way, wasn't there? I wonder I wonder if that's the guy in the Ghostbusters's uncle or something. like that was the remark but yeah egon e gore i mean he kind of he kind of he kind of he kind of i gored along through the movie there was also an elephant man reference yeah but seriously back to the
Starting point is 01:04:51 question or back to this issue of the red sea and the huthies and the yeah um it well one opinion writer from Pakistan, Farage Chaudhry, said crude oil prices will, went to $101 a barrel today, and they'll go up to $150 a barrel. Who, we, I tell you, then we'll all have to go and ask the maggots how it's working out for them. That'll mean more posts over at the subreddit Leopards ate my farm. have no doubt and Hassan Piker expressed his opinion it's not like he's an expert i'm not an expert on the oil markets but i do so we've got it we've got a new brewing disaster in the gulf yeah but uh well i'm sure that might won't that that that that that that that that
Starting point is 01:06:28 won't influence any of the things I was worrying about on Tuesday, well, it. The war widening. That wouldn't get nitwit Nero further babbling about maybe dropping a nuke or two. Of course, Yemen is awfully close to our dear, dear, dear, dear friends and partners in peace, the Saudis. That might give him some pause. but the Saudis are upwind of anything he might want to do in Iran
Starting point is 01:07:03 as far as I know Jesus and nitwit Niro can't find any way out and he's about in a panic but since I rightly in New York oil
Starting point is 01:07:31 $150 a barrel how did Biden do it? Obama must have helped him oh without a doubt that yeah we should probably go or just segue toward the merriment in Dallas. I saw multiple reports that, of course, Grindr had crashed. I don't know if that's true or not, but it certainly fits my confirmation bias model
Starting point is 01:08:25 in that all those good God fear and upstanding Bible believe in Christ-centered evil, gelical, gundomitalist, ammo, sexual Christians get away from the get away from the little woman and get to the big city in Dallas. And the next thing you know, the male sex workers in Dallas are moving into a new tax bracket from all that good maggot money that they're earning. Mm-hmm. And of all the silliness, good Lord.
Starting point is 01:09:03 On the Jumbotron in the American Airlines Center, yesterday was it they projected in ginormous form a photograph of Hassan Piker God this is such a PR coup for him living proof that if you say enough
Starting point is 01:09:34 outrageous things you can get famous and that's where we are you know, be born on third thinking you hit a triple and say some things that get the, get the multi-millionaire for-profit media all breathless and hand-ringing and pearl clutching and, well, just sit back and watch the money roll in. But on the Jumbotron at the American Airlines Center, it was the American Airlines Center, wasn't it? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. they put up a picture of Hassan Piker
Starting point is 01:10:16 in a pair of bikini briefs yeah and you know credit where it's due dude is ripped and chiseled living proof that he probably spends a hell of a lot more time in the gym than he does behind the microphone or in front of a camera. In front of a microphone?
Starting point is 01:10:49 That's always been a problem for me. But there he was a thousand times life size. And I'm sure that, well, I'm sure that many of the maggots booed, at least once they were told who that hot hunky dude was. But under their breaths, I'm sure some of those. absolutely super straight god fear and upstanded bible believe in christ-centered evil jellical gun to mentalist amosexual christian republicans well they were putting a little different emphasis on the syllables of that word that they used to end their prayers namely into
Starting point is 01:11:34 wit ah men they are so knitwit nero barking and grunting all over the place I don't know if you've I don't know if you've seen the photo but the fellow over at Epistemic Crisis noticed that that Nanny Natalie Natalie Harpy
Starting point is 01:12:09 in her increasingly humongous diaper bag that she keeps slung over her shoulder ah there was a chucks pad peeking out from underneath it I'm well familiar with what those are. We've used them for paper training puppies. I use them after surgery, but Nitwit Niro uses them as a changing pad
Starting point is 01:12:52 because, well, he has next to no control over his bowel or bladder anymore. Or that seems to be the running consensus. Natalie's going to have to pack a little bit better. Maybe the last change was kind of a hurried one, I'm not sure. But Ralph sent this along, what Donald Trump said about James Tallerico. He riffed on the phrase, beat meat, as he gave his two-hour Fidel Castro-like stemwinder to the assembled faithful there in Dallas. He had to do that because, of course, he decided to pout and throw a tantrum, and that's why he won't be at ground zero tomorrow for the commemoration of the 25th anniversary of 9-11.
Starting point is 01:13:47 Good God, he's off his fucking rocker. But along the way, talking about James Talleyico in Texas, he said that Tala Rico had previously run a campaign to be. meat, and then pretended, acted as though he was confused over what the phrase meant. I don't know if he was acting. And got the crowd, he-haw in there. Jesus. He snickered when he did it. He was so proud of himself.
Starting point is 01:14:29 Yeah. It's like a little boy telling me. his first dirty joke. Yeah. Yeah. And then there was this, because he's moved into full fiction mode in regard to 9-11. I'm sure he desperately wanted to say this there at ground zero tomorrow, but no politician is allowed to speak. Least of all, should he be allowed to speak. But when he was barking and grunting about his whereabouts on that day 25 years ago, he said as follows. For nine months, rescue and recovery crews, work day and night on the site. I want to just thank my people.
Starting point is 01:15:32 I took a lot of my men. I was building a big building in New York, and I took the whole crew down there right after this happened. And they were, they had no hesitation. everybody went down with me. We went down. It was a big group of people. Wasn't too much we could do. I'll be honest, it was, you know, it was raw.
Starting point is 01:15:57 And nobody's seen anything like it ever. Ever? Or all Harbor comes to mind. We had other buildings. The United States Steel building was creaking, really creaking, and we thought it was going to fall down. The truth is it creaked a lot. It creaked.
Starting point is 01:16:20 It still creaks, but never came down, and I'll never forget two firemen. We thought it was coming down on top of us and two firemen, big strong guys. Insert here, the reminder of him ruminating on Big Strong Arnold Palmer. He does like those big strong guys. Big strong guys, and I'm not the smallest guy in the world. Well, part of you as. They grabbed me under the arm, said, Got to get out of here.
Starting point is 01:17:04 And they literally lifted me up. This is not easy to do. I'm big. I'm about 300 pounds big. They lifted me up and they started running with me. I said, fellas, I can run myself. No, he couldn't. But they were amazing, but they thought it was coming down.
Starting point is 01:17:21 It didn't come down. U.S. Steel. Every word of that, of course, is a pure, unvarnished goddamn lie. As Micah just noted, God damn liar. Yeah, he is.
Starting point is 01:17:47 Virtually every word that comes out of his mouth is a lie. Like during his stem winder yesterday saying, And if we keep the house and I retain power, I'm going to give $5,000 to every American. The only caveat, the only caveat, he actually used the word caveat.
Starting point is 01:18:07 The only caveat is you have to spend it in the United States. We don't want you spending it in Canada or Germany or Japan or China. I didn't watch it live in real time. I do not, I do not have the, intestinal ability to do that at this point. I merely saw a clip. And it was disgusting, to say the very least, one lie after another. I'm sorry, checking a couple.
Starting point is 01:19:11 It just went on and on and on, and I don't know how anybody. I don't, I mean, do they still adore him such that they'll just sit there? and say that they love him, they're going down and he's taking them with him. What percentage, just, you know, this isn't a rhetorical question. I'm looking for your thoughts because I know what mine are. What percentage of Americans who were maggots are still buying into that his bullshit? I'm going to give everybody.
Starting point is 01:19:57 $5,000 every last per... At least one maggot got downright pissed off about it. And it was none other than Matt dysphoria beard Walsh. At the Daily Wire, he threw a fit over the so-called $5,000
Starting point is 01:20:28 Trump dividend because well, it has to be named the Trump something. This isn't some progressive. This isn't some liberal. This is a diehard maggot who said, spending over a trillion dollars to randomly send everyone in the country a check for five grand, including people who are not even net taxpayers, which makes this, yes, welfare is idiotic. We did that during COVID and it didn't help anything, only made inflation worse. This is flagrant bribery.
Starting point is 01:21:09 actually we did do things during COVID and it did help people it kept people from starving people who weren't mad dysphoria beard walsh he didn't need it marginal trailer queen didn't need the ppp loan that she took out and never paid back the best of my knowledge but the people who were out of work god damn well needed that money and the fact that it didn't cause it didn't make inflation worse american businesses American corporations made inflation worse because they saw ordinary Americans with a little bit of money jingling in their pocket, and they said, hey, turn those bastards upside down and shake out that extra money and check the couch cushions. That should be our money. And that's how we got the COVID inflation. It was inflation without all the other earmarks that usually go with inflation. but Matt Walsh wasn't done.
Starting point is 01:22:16 No, he still had more excrement to pump out into X. Holding it as a carrot on the stick for after the election is just shameless. The better way to help working Americans is to let them keep more of their own money. What? I'm sorry, Matt. You were all for it, and we already gave away everything to the billionaires and the trillionaires, honey. God, feel like Jed clamp it when I read that guy, anything that he has to say, one of these days I could have a long talk with that boy.
Starting point is 01:23:03 Otney Ute-Ite-Ite-Bray at May-Aulshway is if you own a what I-e-May. Why do I say it that way? Because I don't want Matt Walsh to understand it. And by the way, during the trailers before the movie yesterday, I guess there's going to be a re-release. Is that what it was, Victoria, a re-release of Transformers? That's the original animated film. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:50 See it the way it was meant to be seen, I think, was the tagline. And it's hard not to love the Transformers. It's just cool. Well, over at a little Mark Wayne Mullen's DHS, by the way, it needs to be abolished, root and branch, salty earth after the buildings are down, DHS posted a visual of Optimus Prime in an excrement, and they had modified it to put ice across his chest and the seal of DHS on his shoulder. At the bottom they, some shithead in that shirt,
Starting point is 01:24:52 shitty agency, put the words, Transformers, age of deportation. They also showed Optimus Prime with the DHS seal, looking at an AI-generated image of an immigrant, and it was captioned self-deport or find out, Transformers, America for Americans. Nazi, not, I did not see that coming. I did not see that, I did not see that coming. Well, guess who's pissed off? Hasbro is pissed off. They issued a statement earlier today saying these posts were done without permission and do not represent the Transformers brand or Hasbro. Optimus Prime is a beloved character who represents humility, leadership, compassion, and justice.
Starting point is 01:25:58 This came after the Trump, the maggots. administration pulling a version they had put forward of Tetris that allowed players to build a border wall. Tetris got pissed off too, saying, at Tetris, we believe in the power of connection and bringing people together, not dividing them. The Tetris Company was not involved in the creation of build the wall.
Starting point is 01:26:34 Copyright? We don't need no stinking copyright. And, of course, along the way, someone named... Mary Pizzulo, a political writer, said, It's worth mentioning that the Transformers actually are undocumented immigrants living in the U.S. disguised as cars. That's the whole plot of the whole show. All the shows and the comics and the toy line. They're literally in hiding.
Starting point is 01:27:06 Ice would go after the Transformers and, frankly, I would like to see Ice do it because there wouldn't be anything left of ice but little greasy spots. and yeah apparently the the photo of hasan piker wasn't ai and nobody really understood why they put it up there might as touch called it a thirst trap others said they blurred out his underwear but nothing else at politico uh will steakin said the blur is killing me lall not the blurring l-ol not the blurring That was Francesca Fjornini. Things are getting weird in Dallas. Yeah, that's totally normal behavior, isn't it?
Starting point is 01:28:53 You got to wonder if Nitwit Niro was somewhere backstage going, well, look at that guy. That's a really big guy. Yeah, he's about 40 feet tall, dipshit. And, of course, they act like he is 40 feet tall. question is where did they where where did they get a mirror selfie i maybe he put i don't know maybe he posted it online i did yeah no body shaming heavens no autobots jeremy notes protect humans at all costs didn't care male female black white asian immigrants didn't matter they were protected
Starting point is 01:29:39 yeah and uh from clarence hey clarence the liar in chief this guy is under the the impression that video and witnesses don't exist. He even did an interview that contradicts his lie about being rescued by firefighters on 9-11. He doesn't have the brain power to know the difference anymore, Clarence. He's that far gone. It's that bad. Even the diaper nanny can't keep up anymore. And from George and Corsegold Republican Trumpapalooza according to the Stephanie Miller show today, it's been reported that Grindr, Texas
Starting point is 01:30:28 was shut down from all the MAGA delegates. Yeah, I've seen that repeatedly. I don't know if it's true or not, but we certainly expect it to be, don't we? Hmm. Yeah. Remember all the way back during the
Starting point is 01:30:44 reign of error or dim leader when they let a guy in into the White House press briefing room gave credentials to a guy whose previous work included running a website called hot military studs for you. I mean, this isn't something that just, oh dear, popped up with the rise of the maggots. Republicans have had a closet problem for eons. The number of people who immediately thought of poor dead Lindsay Graham when Hassan Piker's picture showed up on the Jumbotron was Legion. Oh, if only Lindsay was here, he'd be blushing and sweating and having the
Starting point is 01:31:34 palpitations and probably have to take to the fainting couch. Yeah. With the same logic about AI, Jeremy says you can't trust the photos of the bag. It may have been edited with AI after all. it may have been but confirmation bias is a hell of a drug and when it's video from a known news source a reputable media source then i'm less inclined to think that it's a i ah oh clever clever leon new york the dallas midterm convention is it called trump a pa loser ooh take two they're small actually I did know that I saw the movie Tetris fact Lee says did you know that Tetris was intentionally created
Starting point is 01:32:43 as a game for boys and girls yes it was created as a game for boys and girls to both become incredibly frustrated over waiting for one of those goddamn straight pieces and I've gotten myself in trouble again I don't think Matt's out there this evening because I would have already gotten an email by now one man's bribery
Starting point is 01:33:10 from Kim in New York hi Kim someone on blue sky made a great point about the orange bastard's bribery scheme to win the midterms. When Biden wanted to help student loan recipients by creating more reasonable repayment plans and providing some recipients $20,000 to pay their loans, the Republicans accused him of using bribery to win the election. Yet the bastard outright offering $5,000 if the Republicans win the election. Well, it's just a gift from a loving leader. The dear leader, right, Kim? And from Dave in the Blind,
Starting point is 01:33:52 Autobots rule, Trumpians drool. Let me start off by saying Hasbro should sue the administration. You got to defend your trademarks. Having said that, we all know that Donald Trump and his crew are nothing more than Decepticons. And my apologies to the Decepticons. They're more confident. Yeah. Well done.
Starting point is 01:34:17 You know, when you get to the point where the Decepticons have more on the ball and more going for them than the maggots. Well, we've kind of left fantasy and fiction behind, haven't we? Told you there was a bunch this evening. We are at the halfway point. We're down to $1,900 to go on a $2,000 matching challenge. That's a big challenge. But it would wipe out all of the deficit remaining from August
Starting point is 01:34:58 and get us funded through a big chunk of September, so the opportunity exists and the offer is out there. Oh, there it is. Okay. Thank you, Ralph, I was looking for it. Yeah, from the Texas Tribune at midterm convention, Trump vows to campaign hard for Paxton after mocking his speech and his look. That's a beautiful thing. Wouldn't you hate to actually have to manage, do, you know, damage control? God knows he's lost bladder and bowel control, but he's also got a horrible case of verbal diarrhea.
Starting point is 01:35:53 The Texas Tribune reporting Gabby Burnbaum, that Attorney General Ken Paxton was Ethan in his praise of his orange daddy there at the trump-upaloozer. That was really, really goodly. Sorry, doing multiple things at the same time. But, you know, Ken Paxton got up and, well, he kind of got down on his knees. If you know what I mean, I don't mean praying to God. Paxton said, of the press,
Starting point is 01:37:05 the courts, and the establishment I'll try to take President Trump down, but he's won every single time. He's delivered
Starting point is 01:37:11 more for this country than anyone before secured victories for America that no other president could and always stood up for Texas. Thank you, Mr. President.
Starting point is 01:37:23 Then it was nitwit Niro's turn. This was a funsy. I'll be coming back to Texas because we have to elect Ken Paxton. If I have to I'll come back twice or three times.
Starting point is 01:37:36 He'll say, get this guy out of here. But then he couldn't resist making Ken Paxton eat that shit sandwich that every maggot sooner or later has to eat. Some may not like the way he dresses, although tonight he looked very spiffy in his blue suit, I must tell you. I don't. They may not like the way he talks. I can see that. So he doesn't like how he talks and he thinks he dresses spiffy, you know, when, because you can't, you can't do anything better than the dear leader.
Starting point is 01:38:22 Some people don't like the way I look either. You may not like the way he looks, but here's the thing. In the history of Texas, he's the single greatest attorney general you've ever had, and maybe the top attorney general in the whole United States. and he went on and on I'm asking you to pretend I'm on the ballot I'm on the ballot just one more time because if we lose you're going to lose your border
Starting point is 01:38:56 you're going to lose your tax cuts you're going to lose your safety and security you're going to lose your wealth wealth who's got wealth ask a damn maggot farmer how they're doing with their wealth bless his heart in the good way Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker had something to say.
Starting point is 01:39:25 He showed up with a whole passel of Texas Democrats at a news conference yesterday morning. This bizarre Republican midterm convention here can't paper over the fact that Republicans have done nothing to earn your vote. Nothing Republicans say over the next two days is going to change how clinically deranged and out of touch the GOP has been, and they chose the wrong place to hold this crime show of theirs, because a new generation of candidates is rewriting the rules of Texas politics. And then there's this Jim Dandy little clip. Kind of missed prayer meeting yesterday, but that's okay. We'll backtrack.
Starting point is 01:40:13 Ken Paxton trying to attack James Tallerico. Ready? But that's exactly what James Talariko would be. You've heard this before. He calls himself a Christian who hates. Christianity said God is non-binary, I must have missed that verse in the Bible. And of course, he claimed there were six genders, which is absolutely crazy. Ah, cisgender, not six genders. God damn it, it's exhausting.
Starting point is 01:40:55 But I love that part where, uh, I must have missed that verse in the Bible. Yeah. Miss thou shalt not commit adultery, too, didn't you, buddy? You also missed out on thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass, nor covet thou his wife, nor his wife's ass. Uh-huh. Yeah, there's pretty, Ken Paxton missed out on just about it. No, there's no just about. Ken Paxton missed out on every blessed word that Jesus H. Christ ever spoke, assuming, well, you know.
Starting point is 01:41:33 As someone pointing out that they've been trying to figure out who Ken Paxton looks like for a long, long time, and it finally dawned on them with this speech. He looks like Agar from men in black. Bring me sugar with water. Yeah, he looked positively waxing. I don't know why all these maggots wind up looking like wax. I mean, they look like they look like they're an exhibit model in Madame Tussaud's and the air conditioning's gone out. Leah, New York asking, did he, did Ken Paxton attend with his wife or his girlfriend?
Starting point is 01:42:35 Well, their divorce, their biblical divorce is over. Biblical divorce, of course, doing a lot of work there. it means, well, adultery and fornicating. And I'm looking. Is Newit Nero's hair still brown? Heck of a job, brownie. Uh-huh. So much this evening.
Starting point is 01:43:33 Yeah, where to next? Oh, what's that, Micah? Yeah, I guess we're going to have to deal with that. Yeah. Yeah, I got a note, and by the way, I owe Joey and Giraffrey and Joey to the kangaroo and junior, Romola Rimshot here. I had a note from Joey earlier today. About first thing I saw when I opened my eyes saying, it's a little known fact that when they came here from Europe, before they shortened their name,
Starting point is 01:44:29 the Federmans were actually known as the Fedder Mansions. I told you that was a dandy, Fetter Mansion. Because, of course, John Federman gave an address to the maggots assembled. He was there to sing the praises of his other, his colleague in the Senate from Pennsylvania, Dave McCormick.
Starting point is 01:45:01 And he said, you know, he's a dear friend. And in fact, here's how bad it is. Something like 22% of Pennsylvania Democrats approve of John Federman. Kirsten Mansion, John Federman, what have you. About 22% of Democrats. On the other hand, 73% of Republicans
Starting point is 01:45:25 approve of Fetter Mansion whereas only about 62% approve of Dave McCormick that's right maggots in Pennsylvania like the Democrat
Starting point is 01:45:40 more than they like the their own maggot telling of course it got a it started a firestorm for Fetter Mansion because I'm telling you Joey that was a dandy because people well are you going to switch
Starting point is 01:46:03 to the Republicans now? And Federman said, no, I'm going to continue to caucus with the Democrats. If it's 50-50, I'll be that 51st vote. Anybody trust him? I don't trust him. I don't trust a guy who will claim that he's too sick to meet with paralyzed veterans. And then 30 minutes later shows up on Fox News. TV radio Rwanda barking and grunting about how wonderful Israel is.
Starting point is 01:46:43 Nope, sorry, can't do it. This is wild. Thank you, Ralph, serving as the Horn Ad hoc knit with Nero's hair color research department. I guess yesterday? And this says, Trump mocked as wind makes bad hair day even worse, the Daily Beast. He was full on brown on September the 4th. Okay, he was, whatever that color is, he ordinarily is on September 2nd. He was full on Grecian formula brown on September 4th.
Starting point is 01:47:37 And on what the beast says was a bad hair day, the Grecian formula appears to be washing out, but it's also washing down so that he's got a brown stripe over his brown. Brow Ridge, and he looks like his Klingon forehead is sneaking out. The beast saying he appeared nearly bald as he spoke near Air Force One on Wednesday, a bad hair day made all the worst by the wind on the tarmac. Yeah, that's a bad day. I think that, and that stripe along the lower, along his brow ridge is any indication.
Starting point is 01:48:28 Yeah, he's using the same shit Rudy uses. He's desperate. he's desperate to get some sort of control over his own miserable rapidly diminishing life. It's bad. Yeah, Lee says, remember the clare-all catchphrase, does she or doesn't she? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
Starting point is 01:49:21 Only in this case, it's only. Only Natalie Harpy knows for sure. Things are going badly for him. His war continues to blow up, as we noted earlier. And today, he had to suck up another loss this time in Taliban Diana. Every time I see a story about Taliban Dianna, I naturally think of our buddy Dave in the Blind. nitwit Niro sought to punish a maggot member of the state senate or yeah the in talibanianna state senate because that guy senator spencer deary of west lafayette um had pissed off his orange jesus
Starting point is 01:50:24 by refusing to go along with uh a plan to redraw Taliban-Diana's congressional districts to try to get rid of their lone Democrat. So when Deary didn't go along, Mittwit Niro backed a creep by the name of Copenhaver. And Copenhagenhaver had thought he had won the primary, but Deary sued. And there was a lot of, well, there were six absentee ballots that were. cast for Deary. Human error, county election workers hadn't stamped them with a circuit court clerk seal and signature and weren't therefore counted, but the Supreme Court of Indiana sided with Deary in saying
Starting point is 01:51:55 he shouldn't be punished for a fuck-up by a county election official. So with those ballots gone, Copenhagenover would have won 6,332 to 6,329. But, oh, Paula Copenhaver, nitwit Nero saying, Paula is running against an incompetent, ineffective rhino incumbent, and Spencer Dewey, who for whatever reason betrayed his voters
Starting point is 01:52:34 by voting against redistricting in Talibanians. But 21 maggot senators in Taliban diana signed along with the 10 poor little Democrats who are in that body and defeated the measure 19 to 31. Every one of these people should be primaried. And they did. They did daddy's bidding. But the court had the final word. And the order was signed by the court earlier today. Chief Justice Loretta Rush signing it.
Starting point is 01:53:26 And it turned out that Deary, and let's make no mistake, this is not some guy that you're going to have a lot of respect for, he's still a maggot. But he won 6,335 to 6,332. and so aw and I'm sure that I'm sure that the walls of wherever the fuck nitwit Nero is ran red with cheap ass off-brand catsup
Starting point is 01:54:01 I was talking about Ken Paxton a few minutes ago yeah it got even worse for him because while he was barking and braying and this is reported by the 19th. Well, Ken Paxton got up and grunted about the gains of women in the job market, and the maggots then promptly lost their shit.
Starting point is 01:55:04 In an excrement, back on Labor Day, Paxton said, Thanks to President Trump's leadership, American women are leading the way, and our economic comeback. And I mentioned the Daily Wire earlier, and Matt Dysphoria Beard Walsh, barking and grunting about the $5,000 bribe. Well, Megan Basham then,
Starting point is 01:55:32 thank you, goddess of irony. What a great name. Megan Basham said, What is he thinking? Everything wrong with the conservative establishment is encapsulated in this tweet. It's tone deaf. It fails to understand the moment we're in, and it reinforces the feminist longhouse situation that we're all trying to address seriously.
Starting point is 01:55:56 What's the matter with Republican candidates? Because, you know, Megan Basham and other self-loathing maggot women think women belong back in the home, barefoot and pregnant, like God says he wants them to be right there in the Holy Bible. and touting women in the workforce, let's consider who those women are for the most part. Everybody has to work in this country now. And even the Tradwife movement is more or less falling apart. But a lot of those job gains among women are shitty jobs. Low wage. no benefits no health care backbreaking soul-crushing jobs and maggots have no intention of making those
Starting point is 01:57:22 women's lives any better if everybody's wages went down maggots would be even happier you know that was part and parcel of of the whole jihad against DEI diversity equity and inclusion includes women in the workforce. None other than Rao Muda, spouse of hairless Heydrich, said, well, the August jobs report says that women outnumber men and non-farm jobs. And I think it's terrible, by the way. her guest, the very likely deeply closeted Michael Knowles, said, Yeah, it's insane.
Starting point is 01:58:29 Yeah, of course. A lot of Republicans like to talk about how the female unemployment rate is the lowest ever. This is one area where I break with my fellow Republicans. I say, why is that necessarily a good thing? Maybe for some women, but the fact that women like have to go to the widget factory to do spreadsheets, I don't think they should be forced to do that. they should be forced to be in the home barefoot and pregnant. I added that last part because it's always about forcing women in one direction or another.
Starting point is 01:59:15 And just to put a little bit of a bow on the whole $5,000 thing. Wow. We're never going to see it, but it would have been nice to see a headline that read 34 times convicted felon offers bribe to the entire American citizenry. Because every word of that is true. But of course, our media is shit for the most part. Katie Miller, she's pissed. Oh, by the way, right now live at the trumpet-paloozer,
Starting point is 02:00:36 none other than Greg Asbot is barking and grudding right now. I'm sure that'll make Friday on the front porch all the more enjoyable. But no, Katie Miller may have a problem. According to the Washington Post, who analyzes this sort of thing, Fraumulla excreted 500 posts going after Chat-GPT, Claude, Gemini, was she worried about the rise of the machines and, you know, kill all humans? No, no.
Starting point is 02:01:33 She accused the chatbots of having a liberal bias. On the other hand, she made 160 posts talking nicely about GROC. At no point in time, however, did she mention that she has over a million dollars in X. AI stock and that she's a consultant for the company. She bought the stocks in December after being named a consultant. Beforehand, according to the post, she'd said next to nothing about AI. Rebecca Tushnet, a professor at Harvard Law School, said, under any ordinary system, including the rules that the FTC has announced,
Starting point is 02:02:40 she would need to disclose a financial motivation that would cause people to think about her recommendation differently. And so a Washington Post reporter asked her about it, and she apparently cussed out the said reporter, adding, I've done what every other person in the world does, which is I own a stock in a company. My posts aren't related to my purchase of stock in the company. I'm not getting paid to post. I do it for the love of the game. On the other hand, she also calls herself the chief,
Starting point is 02:03:30 called herself the chief Elon Rangler when Leon Scumm's face Nazi was running the dodgy operation with the Cheeto dust in-cell dodgy boys. Don't you criticize me? I don't have to follow any laws. Do you know who my husband is? I'm just a stay-at-home mom, who lives on a military base
Starting point is 02:03:58 because I shit myself when some people posted things in chalk on the sidewalk about me. Mullah Moses, Mike Johnson, ordained Baptist minister, speaker of the House, didn't have an awesome time at the Trumpapaloozer. Being a Southern Baptist minister,
Starting point is 02:04:38 he is, well, he finds it far easier to climb a tree and lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth. He gave an interview to Rob Finner, of newsmax, news muck yesterday evening. Hilarity ensued. Here we go. Looks like a pretty good turnout for this event tonight.
Starting point is 02:05:07 The president's set to speak in just a little bit. Is that arena pretty much full? Yeah, it's full. I'm looking around. I think every seat all the way to the rafters is full. And there's a long line of people still trying to wait to get inside. So this is the place to be, first ever. As you noted, first ever midterm convention for the Republicans, I think we're going to put on a good show here.
Starting point is 02:05:27 Yeah, you know what I love about this. There's only one problem. As he was speaking, the Southern Baptist minister, that is, the camera from Newsmuck was actually panning around the room. And what the camera was showing was completely at odds with everything that, uh, And Speaker Moses was saying, namely, there were shit tons of empty seats there. And no wonder, because it costs a fortune to go, that I dare say your rank and file magnet, maggot cannot afford. Affinity, well, on the arena floor, there were a thousand folding chairs.
Starting point is 02:06:40 that was a 20th of the available seats. Half of them were empty. But at one point, Finnerdy asked the question, How concerned are you that this convention won't get the tune-in that you'd hoped for going up against NFL football on back-to-back nights? It almost seems like a scheduling mistake. Well, I don't think it's a mistake. We had a limited number of days on the calendar where we could do this.
Starting point is 02:07:18 The timing is important because it's close. enough to the election to make a difference. But also it's also before early voting begins nationwide. And besides, all those NFL games are on a streaming service. So there's a paywall. So we'll get a lot of eyeballs. Clips that we'll be using from this for the next 55
Starting point is 02:07:38 days will be very valuable to us to draw the contrast between these two sides and to let people know what's really at stake in this midterm. He's so out of his depth. He is so, in the words of the hip kids, these days cooked but he's got to put on that brave face for the for the parishioners i mean
Starting point is 02:08:06 maggots so that they'll continue to put their put put their coin and their dollar's is into those heavy brass bound velvet lined plates as they pass about as it were what a schmunk and uh big kudos to New York mayor Zoran Mamdani. This was a beautiful moment. I think we mentioned on Tuesday, Rudy Giuliani having a connoption saying he was, deeply offended that that Zoran Mamdani is going to come here,
Starting point is 02:08:59 because I lost a lot of friends there in your 9-11 day. Zoran Mamdani was nine on September the 11th, 2001, just saying. But Mom Dani and his people are astronomical orders of magnitude more intelligent than Rudy Giuliani or the maggots. So after Giuliani went about ranting about how Zorran, ma'am danny ain't got no business coming down to down to your nine eleven memorial celebration dear mom donnie didn't throw off it he didn't say yeah come say that to my face and i'll smash it for you now he didn't do anything like that on mom donnie would never beat up a uh an and an 80 year old pervert instead what he did was order the release of one hundred and three and three years of one hundred and
Starting point is 02:10:18 70,000 documents noting that all the people who said, oh no, the air down here's fine. Yeah, look, I'm a breeding it now. Ah, yeah, it smells wonderful. They were lying. I mean, I'm so old. I can remember that we talked about
Starting point is 02:10:42 when Christy Todd Whitman, who at the time was dim leaders, administrator of the EPA, said, oh, no, the Yeah, former governor of New Jersey. Oh, the air here is just wonderful. Oh, it's so good. That was back in the very early history of the horn.
Starting point is 02:11:06 And we had a dear friend. Her name was Mora. And she had a terribly hard time breathing because she was down there in it breathing the worst of the dust. And it, because she worked down there. and it took away her ability to have enough wind to speak. And so she would send us emails instead. And I loved her dearly. And then came one night when I answered the phone and it was her.
Starting point is 02:11:55 And she said, I don't call the program very often. But this is me calling to say goodbye because I'll die soon. She was in hospice care. she passed along her love for the entire horn family community congregation and a couple of days later i got an email telling me that she had passed on oh i wept she was such a dear human being so in what he did releasing those 170 000 documents zoran mondani showed that not just christine todd whitman but yet Rudy Giuliani himself was lying like a rug to the entire city of New York about the toxicity of the air in and around what came to be referred to as Ground Zero. The BBC said,
Starting point is 02:13:11 Asbestos found nearly everywhere tested near Ground Zero, where the World Trade Center towers collapsed in 2001. New York City Mayor Loron Mamdani said, people got sick, quote, people got sick because the leaders they trusted lied and told them they were safe to breathe in toxic air, unquote. He said announcing the release of 170,000 documents related to the attacks. Illnesses related to the dust and smoke from the tower's collapse have claimed more lives than the nearly 3,000 who died in the attacks, U.S. health officials say. thousands of thousands of people have experienced health effects like cancer
Starting point is 02:13:52 so good Zoron Mamdani stuck it in Rudy Giuliani and broke it to hell off oh my God Micah said all caps I remember that
Starting point is 02:14:17 a lot of memories come with this program we struggle to survive but oh the memories I don't think the maggots have anybody who can actually stand up against Thoron Mom Donnie, and they're slowly learning that maybe they ought not. It's not an ass kickin that they particularly want to take because he will happily hand one out.
Starting point is 02:15:18 Next story. Did I mention this one? It all runs together after a while, but I wanted to pop by since this is Charlie Day. Nobody wants a Charlie in a box. Dateline Evansville, Taliban, via action news team coverage, eyewitness 14 news, the Tri-States News and Weather Leader for you,
Starting point is 02:15:58 headline. Thank you, God, us irony. You never miss a lick. Oh, I really do. I need to go out at midnight this evening and sacrifice a rubber chicken, just for what she's done in the last day or so. Goble Farms. Yes, gerbils.
Starting point is 02:16:19 Gerbil Farms honors Charlie Kirk with corn maze design. Mm-hmm. Dateline Evansville. Gerbil Farms is honoring the late Charlie Kirk with a corn maze this year. News at 11. According to Gerbil Farms, they chose to honor Kirk because he believed that disagreement should lead to conversation, not violence. and I call bullshit. Officials with Gerbill's farms say he spent much of his life, bringing political debate into
Starting point is 02:17:03 public spaces, inviting people who opposed his views to challenge him and encouraging young people to examine important questions for themselves. Bullshit. It was a carny act where he would get the crowd riled up and some passionate person who wasn't a shit-eating right-wing maggot would take any. issue with what he says, and then he would gish-gallop them, speed-talked them, like a, give them the auctioneer treatment. And it worked great until he went to Marriolde Engeland, where one of the unions, I don't know,
Starting point is 02:17:45 is Oxford, Cambridge, or whatever, handed him his ass, because that, that is that is an actual debating society. And they destroyed him. But WFIE, the Tri-States News and Weather Leader, was kind enough to provide a photograph of the corn maze of Charlie. Mm-hmm. And, well, one can be forgiven for thinking that, well, I can't tell in the corn maze,
Starting point is 02:18:28 I can't tell if that's his Adam's apple or where the bullet went in. And apparently, Gerbil Farms started catching some shit when they did this. They got backlash, and Gerbil's farm said, We want to provide some additional context about our decision to feature Charlie Kirk in this year's corn maze. Our intention was not to suggest that everyone should share Charlie's beliefs or agree with every single. statement he made, we recognize he was a polarizing public figure and that many people strongly disagreed with his views and methods. Yeah, I did. I strongly disagreed with the idea that it was caused to be extremely nervous if one got on an airplane and saw that the pilot was black, but Charlie
Starting point is 02:19:29 felt that way. Charlie was killed while publicly expressing and debating his convictions. and a country founded on the principles of free speech, no person should lose his or her life for participating in political discussion. I don't know, maybe next year they'll do Alex Prady, Renee Good. How about the Minnesota legislature who was murdered for her political beliefs by a maggot? People are free to challenge ideas, criticize them and reject them, but violence, never become the response to speech, this is central to the meaning behind our maze. Even when our disagreements are serious, we must continue talking and listening to one another.
Starting point is 02:20:27 When conversation stops, division deepens, and it becomes easier to view people as enemies instead of neighbors. We are aware of several quotations being shared in response to our decision, as with remarks by any public figure, selected excerpts do not always convey the surrounding discussion intended meaning or later clarification. We encourage people to examine the complete sources and context. At the same time, our tribute does not require anyone to defend or agree with everything Charlie said, you know, including him saying that, well, doggone it, you know, it's unfortunate that a few children have to be murdered here by a disaffect by disaffected white boys with AR-15s going into schools, but that's the price we have to pay for the for the sacred Holy Second Amendment because he said that.
Starting point is 02:21:25 And that's why we say that he lost the gun debate by a long shot. The links, uh-oh. The links to turn and point Yussa in our original post were included. to provide information about the organization most closely associated with Charlie. They should not be interpreted as a blanket endorsement of ever position held by Charlie, the organization, or its members. Of course, they could have easily, you know, if they cared that much, they could have easily provided a little linky to,
Starting point is 02:22:11 say, Moms Demand Action. The organization that wanted to do something about gun violence, and had they been successful a year ago, well, Charlie might still be out there hooting and grunting and braying and bawling and raking in money by the millions. But Goebbels Farms didn't do that.
Starting point is 02:22:42 Goebel Farms is a family business. not a political organization. We welcome people with a wide range of political, religious, and personal beliefs. We understand that some may disagree with our church, and we respect their right to do so. We also recognize that using Charlie's image carries meaning beyond the message we intended, and we are listening to the communitized response. maybe mow it down gerbils farms our hope remains simple that americans can speak openly disagree honestly and challenge one another's ideas without hatred and or violence and that our communita can continue treating its members with dignity and respect that's a lot of that's a lot of paragraphs to say
Starting point is 02:23:40 that, wow, we thought y'all like Charlie Kirk. Turns out a shitload of y'all done writ to us and said it'll be a cold day in hell before you buy another era of our fucking corn or squash or tomatoes or beans or onions or little potatoes or our home can saucer or the pickles that we make. Please buy. I wonder if anybody dug a rubeer. around it because apparently it did things went shitty real fast for gerbils farms wonder if anybody looked to see if maybe uh them or maybe ma or pa gobles has written any maggot checks in the
Starting point is 02:24:32 last few years yeah you know considering how life is for your your american family farmer these days maybe a Charlie Kirk Corn Maze wasn't the best idea. But the thing is, that's the best because you always have to think about the spaces between the notes, because that's the music too. The Charlie Kirk Maze, I mean, just think about it for a minute. The Charlie Kirk Maze was their best idea. Let that rattle around for a minute. Because I don't think Paul Gerbils came in and said, by jinkies, we're going to have us a Charlie Kirk corn maze. And that that was the end of it.
Starting point is 02:25:30 I feel like there was probably a creative process, and I know we're talking about maggots and everything, but maybe they were seeking consensus, and Charlie Kirk was where they landed, because maybe there was an actual objection to the original idea. I don't know to maybe make a corn maze of, Say, ice goons dragging a child away. Yeah?
Starting point is 02:25:57 Yeah. Or considering the state of affairs right now here in Merca, maybe they decided it wasn't a great idea to have a corn maze of nitwit Nero. And again, you really wouldn't. I mean, in the picture I got here, Charlie is entirely in green. Well, that's not true. I don't know if that's smoke or water, but where his mouth is is kind of grayish blue. The same for one of his eyes.
Starting point is 02:26:34 Maybe it was, oh, I bet it was taken on one of those foggy Indiana mornings. Maybe next year they'll do, no. Maybe next year they'll do whoever it was that the ice, whichever American citizen, the ice goons murder next. But as it is, apparently, Gerbill's farms is right concerned because apparently this went off like a grenade in their face. We did that one on Tuesday. Let's check in with some pediatricians, shall we? Because it's not like we're getting weller. The CDC, for starters, the once-respected CDC, whose reputation is presently in hell,
Starting point is 02:28:21 say that we've reached a new low in measles vaccinations. 92.4% of kids, 92.4 vaccinated against measles, 92% vaccinated against diphtheria, tetanus, and pertussis. We're talking about little kids who get scrapes and step on rusty nails and shit like that. Sorry, I mean, I've done that as a kid. It hurts. But that's why you vaccinate your kid against,
Starting point is 02:28:57 the tetanus and it comes as the DPT, the diphtheria, tetanus and pertussis, you know, whooping cough vaccine. We're down to 92% vaccinated against that compared to 95% in 2019, 2020. Dr. A. A. Locke Patel, a pediatric hospitalist, that's a relatively new term, hospitalist. That's a doctor who just works in the hospital. And Dr. A. Alok Patel is at Stanford Children's Health in California and said, told Huffington Post, somebody who is glancing at that number might say, okay, cool, it's still above 90%. But for us, there's two major red flags. The first one is that with measles, when we fall below 95% in a community, we fall below the herd immunity protective level. And, well, the 92.4%
Starting point is 02:30:00 Dr. Patil added is an average. That number, especially in certain counties, can drop as low as the mid-70s. And so this is a prime setup for kids to get measles. Patel said measles is almost a smoke detector of a potential fire of a rise in preventable illnesses, the single most contagious illness, but we're seeing Patel said, arise in cases of tetanus, pertussis, and unfortunately, if this trend continues, this paves the way for a return of other diseases as well, such as mumps, rubella, hemophilis influenza type B, and one that I sincerely fear of return of is hepatitis B. Kids who get hepatitis B in infancy are at a greatly reduced, increased risk of having chronic liver disease and potentially liver cancer, and kids can get hepatitis B from a microscopic amount of blood.
Starting point is 02:31:09 and of course hepatitis B vaccinations. Thank you. Whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm, lamprey are also plummeting. See also polio. And the vitamin K shot that we talked about. Patel said there's a rise in parents refusing the vitamin K shot at birth. It's a vitamin that's greatly reduced the risk of spontaneous bleeding in newborns,
Starting point is 02:31:49 which can be deadly, which can cause lifelong neuroreoles. developmental issues. I would say being dead would do that. But Dr. Patel trying to try trying to try trying to use the win more sugars, when more, catch more flies with sugar than with vinegar approach said, well, these aren't bad parents who are intentionally wanting to harm their kids. Their parents have gotten some really untrustworthy, terrible information. Yeah, but you know what? there was a time in America when you could get terrible untrustworthy information. You could say, hey, that's terrible untrustworthy information. I'm going to get my kid vaccinated.
Starting point is 02:32:38 But we've got an entire goddamn army of maggots out there making a fortune on YouTube and whatnot in the ticotkity-to-to-machine. They're not, I mean, it is terrible information. But, well, the era we live in gives them as much or more. reach into the population, then poor Dr. Patel here and his or her, their colleagues. And apparently, once your vaccination rates have gone to hell, they tend to stay there instead of rising heavenward. I think that one of the important messages that vaccination rates can fall very quickly, but they can take quite a long time to recover that, according to Dr. Melissa Stockwell, she's at Columbia University in New York. I'm not.
Starting point is 02:33:37 an immediate switch, she said, and that's really in part because of what may be causing vaccination rates to drop. Part of what's happening now is a bit of a loss of trust potentially in the health care system or in public health, and trust has to be rebuilt. And that takes a very long time. Coming back from low rates can take time, and we've seen this in other countries where there are these cycles of recovery of rates and relapse. Huffington Post article cites, well, the UK, where when the vaccination rates drop, measles outbreaks go up, then the public health response results in an increase in visas, in, I'm sorry, measles, really, Roxanne, in vaccination rates, and then the measles
Starting point is 02:34:36 rate slow down, and then it's lather, rinse, repeat. Dr. Stockwell said it becomes this cycle of recovery and relapse and it takes time to come out of each cycle, but also there's a risk that you never end up back at that high persistent rate again. Back to Dr. Patel, a different Dr. Patel. This is Dr. Anita Patel in Washington, D.C., who said, when we discuss lower vaccination rates, it's really important to remember that children when they get an illness and if they get hospitalized and they get complications from that hospitalization, those complications are going to live with that child for the rest of their lives. The complications from critical illness are very real. The mad. You know, that was Ambassador Kissoff in Dr. Strange Love. Dr. Alock Patel said, well, it's really
Starting point is 02:35:59 difficult for some people to understand is the concept of prevention for the future. Parents are scared about today. They're scared about tomorrow. And they aren't necessarily paying as much attention to prevention 10, 20, 30 years from now are what it means to protect the community. Well, let's add to that that every parent who refuses to vaccinate because autism is making a public statement that they would rather their child be dead. Dead! Capital D, capital E, capital A, capital D, dead than autistic. Because they believe the vaccine causes autism because, what? Whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm, lamprey, and an army of goddamn cynical,
Starting point is 02:36:55 money-grubbing fucking liars have told them so. This is not some benign process brought about by parents who just missed out on being told about the vaccines when their babies were born. These are parents who are making active, dangerous, arguably child-abusive, decisions. Dr. Patel continued and said, if parents don't get their kids, the hepatitis B vaccine, or if we continue to see declining rates in kindergarten vaccines, this may create a setup for a disaster in the year 2030 or in five to 10 years from now, and that's something that we really need to convey to people. And you know what? There's truth in this. My ex never had chickenpox as a child.
Starting point is 02:38:01 and didn't get the chickenpox vaccine because adult. And within 30 days of the birth of my son, well, our daughter was in elementary school, and this was before the chickenpox vaccine, and she got chicken pox. And she brought it home and Ferg got it. He was literally a month old. This is part of why this whole.
Starting point is 02:38:42 miserable, shitty, intentional attack on vaccines makes me so crazy! The chickenpox vaccine was just coming out. So it came home to us. And little Ferg, who was born with congenital
Starting point is 02:39:17 problems, he had something called endotracheal Malaysia, which meant that when he would breathe, his little trachea, because the cartilage, hadn't properly formed in utero, the cartilage of the trachea, it would collapse, it would shut, and he couldn't breathe. And to hear your little child, not a month old, wheezing, struggling to breathe, oh, God, oh God. And then he got chicken pox, and he didn't just get chicken pox,
Starting point is 02:39:55 he got a bolus dose of it. He had mass. pox all over his little newborn body and then mama got it and was sick to the point that she literally thought she was going to die chicken pox is not some benign childhood illness little ferg was sick enough to die and his mama was sick enough to die i remember that is one of the most terrifying times of my life. And this wasn't because someone had refused the vaccine. Like I said, the vaccine was brand new at that point. But the thing is, her parents were long since gone or going.
Starting point is 02:41:06 Her daddy had been gone since the 80s. I think her mama and my mama both died in the same year, 97. and being elderly, and they weren't that young, they were 72, both of them. But parents don't think about, and this is what Dr. A. A. Locke Patel said, if parents don't get their kids the hepatitis B vaccine, or if we continue to see declining rates in kindergarten vaccines, this may create a setup for a disaster in the year 2030, five to 10 years, like I said, I think I read that. And this is something we really need to convey to people because it's a,
Starting point is 02:42:03 you know, these mommies and daddies out there who are saying, well, I'd rather my kid be autistic. I mean, I'd rather my kid be dead than autistic. And it doesn't cause autism, but you can't reach through them once the propaganda has rotted their brains. Well, they're not thinking about their child, their newborn, their infant. They're not, they're thinking about now. They're not thinking about what happens when they, the parents, are long. sense in their graves and their grown-up child gets measles and gets near death.
Starting point is 02:42:55 For just as a for instance, the success of the human papillomavirus vaccine has made, has caused cervical cancer rates in numerous countries to go through the floor. But the good God fear and upstanded Bible believe in Christ-centered evil, gelical, Gundamilist, ammo sexual Christians are like, well, Well, if I get my little girl the HPV vaccine, she's just going to turn into a slut. And again, that means that that parent would rather see their daughter die of cervical cancer, which is directly related to the human papillomavirus. They would rather see her die of cervical cancer than what?
Starting point is 02:43:57 Give her the vaccine because they assume the vaccine promotes. sexual license? How can these people be this mean and this stupid? Oh, wait, Bronze Age religions. Ha-ha! Sorry, forgot about those for a minute. Dr. Stockwell said as vaccination rates drop, there are questions of equity. Oh, no, not that. And who then may be disproportionately affected by those diseases? She explained they potentially could be at more risk for more severe consequences if they have other social drivers of health that are affecting their health and it's the same time. I mean, there are so many layers to this toxic onion.
Starting point is 02:45:10 Doctors not recognizing symptoms. That's a part of it. And then involving medical testing that isn't entirely necessary because they don't know what diseases they're dealing with. Dr. Alok Patel sort of summed it all up and said, if we continue to see medicine and science be politicized and people following partisan values rather than evidence-based recommendations and public health guidance, we're going to continue, unfortunately, to see more illness, more chronic illness, and more people not trust medical care.
Starting point is 02:45:57 If we continue to see things politicized, all it does is confused parents. At the end of the day, aside from the downstream public health issues, I worry that more parents are going to be confused. More parents are going to wonder, where do we need to turn to get good information, and all they want to do is the best for their kids, and they run to the goddamn TikTok. I added the run to the TikTok part. You know, these issues existed, certainly, in the pre-Internet era.
Starting point is 02:46:31 But as with seemingly every bad thing on this little blue-green orb hurtling in its elliptical way around the sun and through the galaxy and through the cosmological, the internet has made it a thousand times worse there's a reminder from lee in new york chickenpox did you get the shingle shots i got the one a while back i still need to get the frank shot it's on the list i need to get my pneumonia shot my new covid shot my flu shot my rsv shot i don't look like a pin cushion but i do need to get them thank you for the reminder lee to us, says Jeremy. We know you regret getting
Starting point is 02:47:30 the shots for the golden one. We know he just doesn't talk to you or the X anymore. We know he's a victim of your selfishness and the X's and now he's suffering from politism. You keep the Golden One's name out of your mouth, Jeremy. He's a very good boy. He's the very best boy. And since we did miss yesterday, let's check in with something we would have probably
Starting point is 02:48:05 touched upon yesterday. File this under. Thank God good. No, he's a mean-ass bronze age barbarian. But enter David Clark Johnson, from Ohio, California. For years now, David Clark Johnson has been barking and grunting
Starting point is 02:48:38 online about the children and about edjimication and about the queer. Yes, Ralph's, Paulism. Jeremy actually wrote Paulism. Maybe you should have a word with him. Now, David Johnson is 58 years old. He's the former pastor at Live Oak Christian Fellowship.
Starting point is 02:49:11 And I tell you what, he couldn't get the queers off in his mind. They was out there a grooming of the cheerings and making more queers and transes and whatnot. and then along came the 24th day of August 2006. Oh, we all know where this is going, don't we? Mm-hmm. The local law enforcement showed up for Mr. Johnson on the 24th of August 2026 and presented him with an arrest warrant accusing him of abusing two children under the age of 14,
Starting point is 02:49:55 this according to the district attorney's office there in Venture, County. He's entered a not guilty plea. According to the prosecution, the offenses took place over the course of many years in Ohio and Oxnard. The cops think there are probably more victims and they would like anyone who has any information to please step forward. Yeah. So even as he was on the interweb tubes, a barking and a gruntin and a hootin, well, he was. He was, is engaging in child sex trafficking with children. Four counts of lewd acts upon a child and two counts of continuous sexual abuse.
Starting point is 02:51:06 Amongst the charges, special allegations regarding substantial sexual conduct in the, oh dear, alleged ages of the victims. You know, most people who survive sexual assault and sexual abuse know their accusers. It's no different here with Pastor, Brother, Minister, Bonafide Maggot Johnson, no. The DA's office said that he knew the children through a familial relationship several years of horror served as a pastor and a licensed massage therapist he did he was arrested during a child custody exchange he entered a not guilty plea he had a bail hearing on twenty eighth of august and yes just to make sure that we all know among his barkings and his gruntings because he's a good christian the standard the standard liables
Starting point is 02:52:52 standard slanders that drag queens and LGBTQ people groom children let's see he also barked and grunted about traditional family values and said sick people shouldn't be allowed to be around young impressionable minds all the time being one of those sick people about whom he was writing who were not drag queens and were not LGBTQ but were in fact ministers of the got of Jesus Christ, amen. Ha! Glory, hallelujah. He also said trans people were a steep slope to societal collapse.
Starting point is 02:53:54 As far back as 2022, how can sick people be even allowed to be around young, impressionable minds? We need total education reform. He said the gender identity program was sickening and protecting children from parents. who would beat them half to death if they found out their child was trans or gay. He said that protecting those children is the beginning of the end. They are who we thought they were. It started with a domestic violence restraining order application.
Starting point is 02:55:09 The details are still lacking. I don't necessarily know that we want the details. And it was all the same usual hiding in plain sight in authoritarian structures. He was active with wreaths across America honoring military veterans, and he's a homeschooling dad. I'll bet he was. I'll jot his name down and keep an eye out for it for any updates. That's the program, y'all. Thanks, everybody, for sharing your precious finite time engaging in the program.
Starting point is 02:56:11 Oh, God, Micah says maybe I should invest in iron lung futures. why don't you ask calci or polymarket i wonder if anybody's betting on children getting measles such a slimy yeah oh i do remember that now jeremy don't you recall the story about a year back about people not wanting to vaccinate their pets because of their fear of autism yeah i do i do did we coin pautism or did they sheesh but yeah thanks everybody um for joining in this long-running conversation in whatever manner you choose. Thanks to our challenge makers and challenge respondists. Thank you, Ralph, and thank you too much, Hutch.
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