Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 11 August 2026, Titanic Tuesday

Episode Date: August 12, 2026

Nitwit Nero uses Press Corps as assassination decoys. Anti-vaxxer idiots refuse transfusions of "vaccinated blood." Young incels adopt "looksmaxxing" and screw up their faces. Ken Paxton can't even do... a phone conference without having his slimy past thrown in his face. Max Miller agrees people should keep their sisters/daughters/female friends away from him.

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Starting point is 00:00:03 The password is rejection. It's showtime. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussin with America's only liberal transvilly elitist right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch,
Starting point is 00:00:42 who invites you to be part of the uprising against mountaintop, removal, CRMW.net. And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is, Roxanne Kincaid. Howdy. And here we go, off and running on this 11th day of August, 2006. This is the horn. Head on. Dot Live is where you'll find us on the interweb tubes. That's where you go. If you like to be part of the merry wacky zany, real-time madcap multimedia extravaganza that is the horn chat room in the old holler tree that we sublet from the key where else on discord Monday through Friday 5 to 8 p.m. Eastern daylight time to 5 p.m. Pacific daylight time. All time zones in between and the Great Globe round and whatever time it is when you're
Starting point is 00:01:49 listening to the podcast. And if you're a member of the podcast and contention, the horn family community congregation, well thank you very kindly for joining us that way. I certainly hope you enjoy each and every download. And if you could be so kind, please, some of you do, and thank you already, who do, leave us a comment, a remark, or review wherever you download the podcast, and well, maybe we'll get to that millionth download a little bit faster. Uh-huh, because we're at, gosh, we've only got 49,500 more downloads to go. Now, I'm sure the just-asking questions guy does that every time he farts,
Starting point is 00:02:38 but then again, he's got infrastructure. We've got a community. So, well, fingers crossed and thanks. If you're listening live, well, we've got a busy Titanic Tuesday ahead of us here. As we cuss and discuss the manifestations of maggot intellect, Titanic in scope in the way that you might say, hey, let's take out that iceberg there. Through the coming three hours,
Starting point is 00:03:08 my apologies for me in a couple of minutes late. That wasn't me dilly-dallying. It's been nothing but thunderstorms all day long. And it came back here, and, well, I also think this is a function of my aging Roadcaster Pro in so far as every now and then the buttons.
Starting point is 00:03:28 just don't work. And that requires a reboot. So, sorry about that. But it happens without rhyme or reason. But relative to the aforementioned thunderstorms, the standard disclaimer applies. If this program disappears in Medias race or in Medias, Wehrbubum,
Starting point is 00:03:53 where be, whereba, whatever. If I'm right in the middle of a phrase or a word or a thought and the pause seems way too pregnant, then Appalachian power may have run under the bed like the terrified chihuahua that it is, our coal-fired power grid having once again given up. It's been that way all night long and all day long because we've had, I mean, and we, we, we, We got a thunderstorm through here early this morning that sounded like it was right on top of, well, to quote Shakespeare, that it had lured upon our house tops. And it was not a good time for the golden one.
Starting point is 00:04:46 He's going from where he's scared of the thunder to he's mad at it. so at that big boom he ran in and instead of like hunkering down and whimpering he got into guardian mode right in front of yeah oh what a good boy he is but every program here at the horn begins with gratitude and this program is no different so thanks go out to our 11th day of the month subscribers and contributors via PayPal and that means well Thanks to our friends at Postal Aid Education Services, thank you very kindly, and thank you to Tony and Chico. Thanks so very much for being partial sponsors of the program. Where does the deficit stand? The deficit stands at $1,740.
Starting point is 00:05:45 In other words, we are over a week behind now. anything we can do to take that number down significantly as the aforementioned terrified chihuahua. Yeah, it may be terrified chihuahua during thunderstorms, but by God, it's a vicious snarling wolf when it comes to bill paying. So that and several other bills are due and waiting. So on top of, and hey, here's other fun. I got to pay my car taxes and get my new tag before September. And then there's property taxes. So it's not like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:31 So fingers crossed, the PayPal button is at head on. Live if you'd like to help out. And I think if you look at the Contribute tab, there's some links to Venmo, things like that. address for the U.S. Postal Service. Hi, I'm Roxanne. Did I do that? I don't know. I get kind of lost. But it is Titanic Tuesday, as I noted previously, Bill Woolrickson. Roxanne, stop telling us your power's unreliable. You're on the air now, aren't you?
Starting point is 00:07:04 Or is your AI doppelganger moving your lips? No, I'm as real as I always am. and yeah we're on the air for now but no I did I checked the weather and we don't have any thunder stores moving through right now but you know how it is with Appalachian power if there's a if there's a peel of thunder 75 miles away the grid will go down right here
Starting point is 00:07:34 because coal keeps the lights on hill, hill, hill, hill. Yeah. Shame on you, Billable Rick, accusing me of being AI. I've got all my fingers right here, and I have the right number of them. On each hand, no less.
Starting point is 00:08:00 I'm going to mail you a bar of octagon laundry soap, juvenile delinquent number two, and you can wash your own mouth out with it for saying that there are golden ones in training. There can be only one. Yeah. Lee noting the golden one, not yours, but this segment made me think of yours. Aw.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Yeah, for after the show, a bond between a dog and a duck. I think I've seen that. It's precious. And Lee also knows electricity. How about a cowbell for Zeus providing electricity, at least lightning? I don't think Zeus has ever gotten a Rommelama ding-dong. If he was still in a lightning bolt business, I can suggest an address in Washington, D.C., where one might be handy.
Starting point is 00:08:54 But, you know, here we are. But, yeah, Titanic Tuesday is here, and Routes has a $25. dollar naked man theory doctrine challenge on the table that would get us down if somebody kicks in 25 bucks that would get us down to 1690 and leave us with 190 to go to be funded for last Tuesday thank you Ralphs thank you so much I was able to open that substack from the grim historian and well it has to do with our oil drilling expedition to Greenland. A lot of people are making allusions to previous foreign policy crimes and blunders of the United States government,
Starting point is 00:09:57 in particular Charlie Pierce and a fellow who goes by Stone Kettle online, pointing out the similarities between the present and, our military foray in support of United Fruit. You might recall that Smedley Butler used his experience in that misadventure in support of his book, That War is a Racket. The Grim Historian writing, and again, The Naked Man, doctrine is what she's writing about. Greenland really did grant petroleum exploration rights over Jamsonland, the vast region
Starting point is 00:10:52 of eastern Greenland. The licenses predate Greenland's 2021 decision to stop issuing new oil and gas exploration licenses, and they remain valid. So White Flame Energy has partnered with a Texas company called Greenland Energy that wants to finance the exploration and thereby again. a controlling interest in all of the shares. So this is a potential disaster in the making. And Greenland, of course, is noted no permits, drilling permits, have been sought.
Starting point is 00:11:43 And, yeah, the fact that Dr. Phil is going to produce a documentary about those heroic and plucky wild, patters. Ah, geez. But remember, great global conflagrations come from tiny, seemingly tiny little moments. You know, a
Starting point is 00:12:16 disaffected anarchist shoots an Austrian arch duke, and the next thing you know, millions of people are dead in the trenches of France. But explaining the naked man doctrine. Introduced on November 24th, 2008 in Season 4, Episode 9 of How I Met Your Mother.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Well, it's a story of a hookup, and it deals with a character named Mitch sitting on a couch, completely naked, naked, naked. He says, well, this is my signature move. And the other actor, Ted, says, well, does it actually work? Two out of three times. God. And that's what action first, authority later, never asked permission.
Starting point is 00:13:43 And the grim historian says it's an old philosophy wearing a very long red tie. Jesus. And then she goes wandering off. Don't blame me, Jeremy. I don't think I didn't see that email go through. Then she goes off into the Athenian incursion into Sicily in the Peloponnesian War, at which point the Sicilians expected to simply lie down and take it, decided to fight back, and the next thing you know, Athens is crippled
Starting point is 00:14:25 and winds up losing the Peloponnesian War. And she points out that Nitwit Nero is using it frequently. The ballroom, have I already demolished it, Venezuela? We've already bombed him. Greenland, the equipment's already here. So, yeah. Thanks for that, Ralphs. Carolyn Bessia, the grim historian, closes it saying, once the naked man starts confusing tolerance with entitlement,
Starting point is 00:15:12 there's really one useful diplomatic response left. Put your fucking pants on and get out! Which Greenland may have to do. I would not be at all surprised, nor would I be bothered, insulted, whatever the maggots deemed to be patriotism these days. Excuse me. If Greenland declared every American persona non grata and told them all to get the fuck out, this, of course, would necessitate Nittuette, say, make me! and we would be, as they say, off to the races. And, well, thank you, Mark.
Starting point is 00:16:22 My seasonal part-time business is beginning to draw calls and made a little bit of money today. So let's match Routts' challenge. Thank you. Thank you so very kindly. And so, yeah, there we are. We are down to, 1690.
Starting point is 00:16:44 Mm-hmm. Note that. And I saw your signature, but I don't want to confuse your anonymity. So hopefully you'll forgive me for that. Yes, we're down to 1690. That means 190 bucks to go to finish last Tuesday. And a little bit more ketchup. No, not ketchup.
Starting point is 00:17:19 A little bit more of catching up. up and we're at uh we're done with the power bill and started on another one august yeah but as to that password rejection this isn't a lengthy news story it's just a simple observation i don't know how long this is going on it has been going on but i just noticed it and i'm grateful for the fact that I just noticed it, namely in two-wit. The madcap, wacky, zany anti-vaxxers, dear God, have decided to start rejecting transfusions.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Y'all, we are in a very, very stupid time. That's really all you can say about it. Just breathtakingly dumb. As I noted in yesterday's post, we have maggot men out there who have now come up with an excuse not to wash their bottoms. No, really, because they think that a diet of sauerkraut and steak is going to give them perfect and not only perfect but orgasmic poos. you have no idea the screaming that my brain cells do when I even mention that idiocy but then again
Starting point is 00:19:23 masculine men of masculine masculinity and manliness have for some time now particularly driven by the men going their own way movement and the in-cell movement have declared that it is in fact and I apologize for this I apologize for even saying this every neuron in my brain
Starting point is 00:19:49 apologizes for firing in such an order as to be able to the in cells and such like such as I have long said that it's I'm so sorry that it's gay for a man to clean his hindquarters in the shower.
Starting point is 00:20:20 God damn. Well now, to add insult to injury or maybe vice versa, the anti-vax lulus are out there rejecting blood transfusions
Starting point is 00:20:37 for fear that they will receive, and I'm not kidding, vaccinated, blood. Never mind that that's not how vaccines work. Never mind. Never mind that that's just patently stupid. God, at this point, it's a twist on an old episode of the TV series MASH. You remember the one, some of us, of a certain age. A wounded American soldier comes in, and before he goes into surgery, says, just make sure I don't get any black blood.
Starting point is 00:21:21 And, of course, Hawkeye and Trapper, therefore, paint his skin with iodine while he's still out so that he will think he is, in fact, turning black, and they apologize profusely for having given him black blood, and, of course, it turns into a discourse on racism and whatnot. But, well, it's been re-tooled for the 20. 21st century and how embarrassing that there are people who think like that in the 21st century. Well, maybe it'll be good for, maybe it'll be good for us evolutionarily. Because if we remove those people from the gene pool, not if we remove them, if they remove themselves via, what, self-awarded Darwin awards, then maybe the species is a little bit better off. Leah, New York says, This is good news to me as an O-plus donor.
Starting point is 00:22:37 I did platelets, now I do double-red. I want my donation to go to good people, not Darwin award winners. The sooner they remove themselves from the gene pool, the better. And there it is, the horn hive mind at work. I hadn't even seen that when I said what I just said, and then there was Lee thinking the same thing. eight hours away in New York City from these hills and hollers
Starting point is 00:23:00 in West by Cold Trump, Virginia stand. Transfusions, says Flavio. Really? So they're going to screen out black blood or gay blood? I mean, those are just as stupid. And those have had their moment in the sun. And so here we are. Yeah, here we... Ah, here we are.
Starting point is 00:23:26 And, yeah, Micah, as was I, I just didn't get to my phone in time. Uh-huh. I, uh, yeah, that MASH episode and, yeah, Darwin Awards and whatnot. The Hive Mind, it is, it has mickle powers. and there's so much more. Here's another. And it's, okay, the vaccinated blood thing doesn't come from the weird and fecaly aromied corners of the manually masculinity, masculine sphere. But most of these other stories do.
Starting point is 00:24:39 and so now using a turn and I hate it I've said it before I hate it when in-cell language makes its way into the mainstream but here we are anything ending with M-A-X-X-I-N-G originated in in-cell spaces along with other jargon I won't bother to mention but in this case it's looks maxing because the in cells are all desperately insecure and they hate women because they feel like their very existence on earth entitles them to sex with the woman of their choosing. I wish I was kidding. I'm not. And so here we are, yeah, looks maxing.
Starting point is 00:25:43 You may recall that, oh, what's his name? Collarbone? Clavicle, clavicle. Yeah, he's some online influencer, and apparently he took a hammer to the bones of his own face. Really? Under the supposition that by breaking his own face, the bones would heal in more masculine, in a more masculine shape, whatever that is. Well, now under looks maxing, we have.
Starting point is 00:26:23 dude bros who are self-injecting filler into their faces. And we all know how filler works. All you have to do is take one look at, oh, Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome, or in particular our ambassador to Greece, Kimberly Gargoyle, or any of the Magaloko face women, you know, their lips are pumped up like they've been, like their lips were sucked into the top of a pop bottle and sat there for a while. Well, here we are. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Make no mistake, this shit's dangerous. Again, perhaps they'll take themselves out of the gene pool. They've gone from bone smashing now to mewing. No, I'm not kidding, mewing. named after a guy named Mike Mew, Dr. John and Mike Mew, that's a process whereby, oh, golly, this is so dumb. The process of placing the tongue against the roof of the mouth to improve jaw alignment and change the shape and look of the jaw line and face.
Starting point is 00:28:08 What? So this next one is far worse than mewing. No, this is young men, more and more of them, according to surgeons, who are showing up in plastic surgeons' offices after trying to look smacks with self-injected things. filler. As Lee in New York pointed out, filler.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Has maga confused filler with spackle? They do lay it on thick. Now, this is the injectable stuff. This is more like putty. Plastic surgeons seeing more young men with do-it-yourself
Starting point is 00:29:20 filler complications. Now, filler is not cheap. And that's probably why they're trying to do it themselves. A fellow by the name of Dr. Katzen says it's sort of this thing called the Superman complex. A lot of teenage, especially boys, and maybe men in their young 20s get it. They think they're invincible. Oh, it can't happen to me.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Oh, I can do this better than the doctors. I know what I'm doing. I'm invincible. Nothing can go wrong. Doc, you left out the single most important fact. in all of this. I did my own research. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Because the in-cells are convinced that looks maxing will determine the arc of their future lives, from career to relationships to finances and overall happiness. Mm-hmm. And all of this flows from an orchestrated campaign to make fragile masculinity even, more fragile with influencers and tickety-to-to-deers and whatever they are telling men how much they suck, as one person noted. The thing that's most concerning, this is Dr. Krishna Vius, plastic surgeon, the thing that's most concerning is just getting aesthetic advice from anonymous influencers rather than medical
Starting point is 00:31:12 professionals. That sometimes translates into dangerous outcomes. And they say this trend is not slowing down, and the fellas have finally caught up with the ladies in terms of plastic surgery. 95% of facial plastic surgeons were treating male patients in 2025 up from 92% in 2024. And men are among the fastest growing demographic for seeking facial cosmetic procedures. and they actually have forums telling each other how to do this. It's kind of like from a couple of weeks ago, there are online forums of these sharkers teaching each other
Starting point is 00:32:10 how to ejaculate on unsuspecting women in, well, dollar tree. And the funny thing is, some of these dudes are injecting silicone, and this goes back, for instance, Oh, was it Carl and Phoenix or someone else who sent along the video from
Starting point is 00:32:47 a drag queen from years gone by who eventually died after attending what were called pumping parties. A lot of women have died after pumping parties. Pumping illicit silicone into their behinds, their faces, their booze
Starting point is 00:33:07 their boobs, not even implants, but just liquid silicone. And, of course, the dangers, the risks can be severe, infection, migration, autoimmune diseases, scar tissue, death. Dr. Katzen says he's tried to go into the forums and say, hi, I'm a real doctor, and I'm here to ask you to please not do this, it's dangerous. and they said they quickly snap back and say, No, we know what we're doing. They're very, very defensive on their practice of doing it at home.
Starting point is 00:33:50 We did our own research. Dr. Vios says, don't get hypnotized by the Internet. Things can go wrong. Things do go wrong. You may have to wind up spending a lot of money to get it fixed and it may not look that much better once it's all done, so don't go home, don't get it done to begin with. It might as well talk to a wall.
Starting point is 00:34:21 They're going to... do it anyway Jesus and then there's Kansas I mean like I said this is this is every bit as busy a Titanic Tuesday as yesterday was
Starting point is 00:34:40 more in Monday this part at least has some well wait email coming in on the last topic the Manosphere has always been with us Flavio says remember these classic comic book ads the insult that made a man out of Mac
Starting point is 00:35:07 Yeah, but this is not the same. Let me prove I can make you a new man, comic book ads, you know, 90-pound weaklings getting sand kicked in their faces. But this is different, Flavio, because it comes with a double heaping dose of hatred and a sense of entitlement and danger. Remember when the in-cell shot up, shot a bunch of women in, was it Southern California?
Starting point is 00:35:47 Because I remember that. Jeremy asking, is this considered looks maxing? No, that's an entirely separate world. Kink, whatever, Jeremy. Jeremy sent me an AI-generated image of bronze. a bronze statue of Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome holding a horse by the reins and with a gun in one hand and a big old cowboy hat standing next to her husband, Brian. If those puppies get any bigger, I'm going to have to shoot them. Jesus, Jeremy.
Starting point is 00:36:40 Oh, God. Oh, oh, Mr. Cata, Mr. Cotta, says Lee in New York. guess finding images of their ideal look AI. Oh, but these are images that were there long before AI, as was in seldom. The wonderful Natalie Wynn, ContraPoints, did a deep dive into the in cells like back in 2018, 2017, maybe, and completely deconstructed the whole thing. Matt in San Francisco. Whatever happened to, he's got a great personality. Does anyone still do inner work?
Starting point is 00:37:36 You know, like being a better person, or at least not being an asshole? These guys who think if they were just better looking, they'd have a better life. It's probably not your looks. It's you. Yeah. Oh, honey, no, it's okay. Believe me, it's not me. It's you.
Starting point is 00:37:59 But this is what happens. when you lead an entitled life that you primarily live in your mother's basement being catered to. You want another hot pocket? Mama bring you a hot. Yeah, I sit. Don't forget to wash the Cheeto dust off, honey. Is it? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Let me look. Now I have to look because you triggered it. Ralph's asking. No, it is not. There's a dead puppy at. her feet, but no, Ralph's asked, is that the statue of Christie gnome with rooster feet?
Starting point is 00:38:41 I didn't know. There's too many to keep up with, y'all. But like I said, a story with a sort of happy angle to it, but my God, the stupidity involved, a judge in Kansas recently
Starting point is 00:39:02 issued an order absolutely demolishing anti-abortion statutes that the Kansas legislature had been passing since like 1997. After Kansas voters went to the polls and said, no, we are absolutely going to protect a woman's right to determine the workings of her own body. Well, the maggot Kansas legislature said, no, uh, and went about the business of trying to impose waiting periods and uh mandating something they call abortion reversal uh disclosures and making doctors interview patients for why she wanted an abortion and so judge christopher jayaram wrote a 260 page decision at the time he was still a johnson county district judge but uh
Starting point is 00:40:10 Just hours after issuing the ruling, he was sworn in as a Supreme Court Justice of the Kansas Supreme Court. I don't know the outcome, but on Tuesday, today, Kansas voters will decide whether or not to change their Supreme Court to an elected Supreme Court. The litigation had been going on for three years. Judge Gairoam took nine months to produce this 260-page crushing brief against all of this maggotry. And not surprisingly, or maybe it is, he ruled that restricting access to abortion violated the right of Kansans to bodily autonomy and infringed upon a woman's fundamental rights. Jesus. and the reason this finds its way to Titanic Tuesday is because of the restrictions imposed by the maggot legislature.
Starting point is 00:41:34 This is some stupid. Kansas said that doctors had to provide scripted information to patients. They said that the paperwork that doctors gave to patients had to be in specific font. comic sands, as well as size and colors, doctors had to tell a woman, you know, because the little women are kind of dense, right? Tell patients at least five times that medication abortions can be reversed. They can't be, and then they had to harangue the patient for why she wanted to terminate her pregnancy.
Starting point is 00:42:34 And by the way, in case anybody's wondering, no. everything is not perfect in Kansas. Yes, Kansas has lots of things that a responsible legislature needs to be working on, but that has yet to ever slow down a maggot. Writing his opinion, Judge Gaiaram said invariably, some will likely disagree or take issue with the court's ultimate conclusions and findings, whether based upon specific moral, ethical, or spiritual concerns. But those aren't what is before the court today.
Starting point is 00:43:12 These constitutional guarantees, he said, include the people's rights to make their own decisions regarding their bodies, health, family formation, and family life decisions that can include whether to continue a pregnancy, all of which are necessary correlaries to the right of bodily autonomy. Meanwhile, one of the self-hating women, Brittany Jones, of course, she's a Brittany. She runs Kansas Family Boys. And, of course, it is a 501. C3 tax-exempt grift. Yeah. Well-funded, no doubt, from various and sundry packs and super PACs
Starting point is 00:43:56 and misogynistic filthy billionaires. She said, All of these things simply give women information, give them more time and make sure we know why women are seeking abortions so that we can actually help them. Really help them. Reminds me.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Bethany, I don't know if you're still out there, but I think of you often. Bethany spent her career helping women access reproductive care, and one of her special organizations that she particularly despised were crisis pregnancy centers, whose only purpose was to stall a woman and keep her ginning her and keep her grinding as it were until it was too late for her to receive an abortion. Brittany said, If you think the Supreme Court is not politically in Kansas, then wait until you hear what just happened.
Starting point is 00:45:27 Speaking to Kansas, reflector, Brittany Jones, pissed and moaned. Kansas should be, Kensens should be outraged with the political machinations of their current Supreme Court. Good God, woman, who taught you to hate yourself. Oh, wait, it's the patriarchy. And then, of course, speaking some reality, Alice Wang, who's the senior staff attorney at the Center for Reproductive Rights,
Starting point is 00:46:01 she tried the case on behalf of the plaintiffs, said, restrictions like these only exist to push abortion care out of reach and as we've seen across the country people are dying because of delays in accessing essential health care still politicians have repeatedly ignored this reality and their voters as they continue to push for harmful laws yeah sort of like the detransition clinic that's due to open in october in texas
Starting point is 00:46:35 it's just a dodge it's a con and it's a hateful one at that and then talk about your Titanic intellect oh my God I mean just wow it'll come as no surprise that this is
Starting point is 00:47:06 Titanic intellect maggot intellect when I tell you that it's a story about something that came from the very lips of none other than Rudy Giuliani who well if
Starting point is 00:47:22 If you want to get Rudy Giuliani really wound up and going, all you have to do is say one word, Mamdani. And so consequently, Rudy Giuliani went off on a grandpa Simpson the other day. He has some sort of a broadcast platform called America's Maya Lodge. And, of course, he lives to go after Zoran Mamdani.
Starting point is 00:48:16 Zoran Mamdani would mop the floor with him if he ever actually tried to engage in debate, so that's why he does it in a position where he knows he'll never have to deal with any consequences. Yeah. Get the hockey puck, y'all. this is this is the the real McCoy this is his
Starting point is 00:48:48 August 5th episode so what six days ago and understand the only issue here is the fact that Mayor Mamdani has said that he wants
Starting point is 00:49:05 to expand and I don't know why this is a bad well ha He wants to expand universal pre-K education for children. Well, of course not. There has to be something nefarious to it. And there it is.
Starting point is 00:49:28 The man who makes Grandpa Simpson look positively hip immediately declared, no, I'm not kidding, that expanding universal pre-K is a pretext. Gosh, what could it be a pretext for? Well, here's the quote. And he wants to hear free pre-k starting at six months old.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Six months old! What the hell is he going to teach him at six months old? How to hate the parents? That's what he's going to teach them. Hey, did you ever think of being a girl kid? Not bad being a guile. Come on, it doesn't hurt to chop your penis off. Don't!
Starting point is 00:50:29 Dear Rudy, comma, paragraph, indent. Please stop talking about children's penises. Signed, everyone who hates pedophiles. Oh, God. And then, of course, he went, Yeah, dead mom, Donnie, he's never had a jaw. He's an out-and-out communist. He wants free everything.
Starting point is 00:51:09 Free air? Free water? Free everything. Am I being, he asked. Am I being a little crude to make the point? You damn right I am. Is it a point that needs to be made dramatically? You damn right it does.
Starting point is 00:51:33 y'all i'm sorry for the language old grandpa rudy uses but well i guess they thought it was grist for his mill oh then he went on and on about the communist democrats for a while but like a dog returning to his vomit well there he was talking about the precious little children that mayor mom donnie wants to mind control you teach him it's okay to be a transvestite. In fact, you have transvestites come to school and give lectures to show them it's perfectly okay.
Starting point is 00:52:22 And if you want to change your gender and you don't want to tell your parents, perfectly parents of the enemy, I'm explaining to you Democrat philosophy that is ruining your children. This is the reason they're like they are. So the kids are not, in fact. at least in Rudy Giuliani's world
Starting point is 00:52:45 all right. Sorry. Pete Townsend, Roger Daltree, Keith Moon and the Great Beyond, John Ntwistle, sorry. God damn. You know, does six genders now? Never mind the fact that Universal Pre-K
Starting point is 00:53:22 for kids three years and up was already a major plank and Mayor Mom Donnie's election campaign platform. And he got right to business and got it done. It remains to be seen if the bill that gives the program permanence will survive transvestites. Well, then again, you know, the best part of this is that you got to. you let's see you got your transvestites and your cross dresses you got your transgender and your transsexuals and then of course there's something that then of course out there
Starting point is 00:54:28 off to the side is you is your drag queens but how do you how do you do this how does he how does he how do you say this when there is a photo that is readily available of him a man in a dress swanning around with Donald Trump explain that one to me yeah yeah they can't stop thinking about the penis
Starting point is 00:55:07 uh... yeah we in New York says Mayor Vampire than Mamdani scarier than sunlight scarier than bad hair die Ruby Freeman and Wondrea Shay Moss
Starting point is 00:55:28 yeah can we can we take can we take the bad Scotch? I mean, I make jokes about bad tequila, but I think it's the bad scotch that's gotten to Rudy Giuliani. Abortion reversal, says Lee. My first two children are female. People asked if we were going to try for a boy. I said, I'm going to fill out the form, send it in and return receipt.
Starting point is 00:55:59 And if I don't get what I order, it goes back. What's wrong with just wanting a healthy baby? I know. And when you're expecting, people always ask that at least before you know now that now that there's an ultrasound at 16 weeks that sort of tells you kind of takes away the suspense and the excitement but well what do you what do you want a boy or a girl our answer was always we want a healthy baby with 10 fingers and 10 toes that we can love and and nurture and take care of and raise hopefully to successful adulthood It's exhausting
Starting point is 00:56:49 Truly it is Follow up from yesterday's news on vaccines Jeremy says Trump They have a vaccination It's the size of a bottle of soda Pour it into a child's body Ruben Gallego
Starting point is 00:57:11 He's so fucking stupid Well that he is Yeah he really did say that It's like the bottle of pop And they put it in They put it into the child's body Now at this point his dementia brain may be thinking about the... Oh dear.
Starting point is 00:57:33 We're in the second hour of the program. Sorry Central Daylight Time Zone. He's transposing the big old bottle of saline that they have to put up his bum. Everything down and then to make sure that he... Well, but then again, never mind. That was awful. Pain. Pain!
Starting point is 00:57:59 I know, Ralph. What the fuck, Rudy? That... Hmm? Yeah. Ah, whatever came, whatever the rains blew through here has me. I'm not sneezing my poor little head off. And from Ralph's, from a post-democratic underground.
Starting point is 00:58:34 And, of course, this is the queen of all conspiracies. The Q&ONN conspiracy claimed there was a cabal of pedophiles in Hollywood, the Democratic Party, and the deep state. In an unexpected plot twist, it turns out Republicans are the pedophiles and pedophile protectors as evidenced by the multiple GOP politicians, as their family members and MAGA supporters who have been investigated, arrested, and convicted
Starting point is 00:58:57 of child sexual abuse while the Trump administration resists releasing all the Epstein files. And there it is. Absolutely true. Randy Radar says news item, Wall Street is now monetizing the water supply. Aye,
Starting point is 00:59:14 aye, aye. But then again, they've been doing that for a while. Every time a new, every time a new water system is built for some little community in West Virginia, it happened here where I live. The theory is that the town or the public service district will manage it, and then you wake up one morning and, oh, look, West Virginia American water, a subsidiary of American water, which is in turn owned by holding companies and sub-substitiaries in Europe,
Starting point is 00:59:47 has bought the water supply, and suddenly your water supply goes through the roof. I mean, it's ridiculous. Just by example, we don't use that much water here. We've got a washing machine, a couple of sinks. The water we drink, I try to buy for us in BPA-free bottles. I know, don't email me the lecture about it. Because, no, we don't trust the water here. It's West Virginia.
Starting point is 01:00:28 And there are forever, well, it's awfully hard. to get heavy metals out of water. Let's just put it that way. And my water comes out of Mill Creek, which is a tributary of the new river. It empties into the new river. But way upstream of the intake for the water treatment plant is a private water treatment plant
Starting point is 01:00:54 run by what is now Aramark-owned AOTG that empties its... treated water into an unknown tributary of Mill Creek. Way, way, way, way back in the early parts of this century when they were getting their permits for that. They said that they described what they would be doing, and I immediately started work. It never went anywhere, but no singing. But I remembered the America tune, Horse with No Name, and the first line of the tune immediately, I just took a dump in a creek with no name, etc., etc., etc.
Starting point is 01:01:45 But all that having been said, it's not unusual. People talk about how, and magazine articles, West Virginia is a very affordable place to live. Well, yeah, it is if you don't want good roads. You don't want good schools. If you want to live in a food desert, if you don't want access to, health care. It's great.
Starting point is 01:02:10 And oh, by the way, two people in one house using very little water at all. Yeah, there's also two sinks washing machine. There's also a bathtub and, you know, a potty. And our
Starting point is 01:02:32 water bill runs $130 bucks a month. And there are no leaks. It's ridiculous. But then again, The shareholders of West Virginia American water and American water have to be taken care of before anything else
Starting point is 01:02:50 gets taken care of. Because that's freedom. Uh-huh. That's Merca. You betcha. Oh, thank you. Christopher just jumped in and took us down to
Starting point is 01:03:13 1680. Thank you, Christopher so much. No tap. Christopher saying, referring to the who will always grab my attention. I'll file that away, but, you know, and I thought it wasn't a shabby one either. The kids are not all right. As to the freaks in Kansas, Micah notes, fucking ghouls. Well, that's fair.
Starting point is 01:04:16 Randy Radar says, I've got. two irrational fears when someone hands me a baby. One, they are biohazards. Well, they are not. But two, I somehow fear that I may drop it. Are you kidding me? I was terrified. But you learn. You learn.
Starting point is 01:04:40 And then you realize how precious they are. And yesterday's, wait, what's this? Read between the lines. Jeremy says, if you ate the correct diet, you wouldn't have to shower. as much. Way less of a water bill. Jeremy. Do you have
Starting point is 01:05:15 proper breathing protection there where you work? I mean, those fumes can be kind of rough. Just just making sure. That's not how it worked out for us, Randy Radar. When they privatized the water, the rates for the first
Starting point is 01:05:38 year, usually quite reasonable, then watch out. Well, we skipped over that part and went straight to watch out. out. And, well, let's do a little follow-up from yesterday's story about the Spawn-O-Handy Smurf. Tyler Bubert, 21-year-old Zion of House Bubert, first of that name. Yesterday, we said there were five felony charges. The latest reporting says there's three. The investigation has been going on since 2024. yeah apparently sexually explicit videos involving minors were posted to an Instagram account
Starting point is 01:07:05 and one of them a 43 second video recorded in early 2024 showed Tyler Bobert then 18 having sex with an underage 17 year old girl accused of producing possessing and distributing sexually exploitative material just like we talked about here years ago I have a feeling this is going to get really filthy before we're all done the video of Tyler was posted along with other videos depicting
Starting point is 01:08:01 child sexual abuse material at least six other people including at least four juveniles may have committed crimes in connection with the material published on the Instagram account the juveniles names were redacted God.
Starting point is 01:08:30 Well, I guess he didn't learn his lesson from the previous bust. But when interviewed, Handy Smurfs said, My son was in the video. But he didn't make it. It was made without him knowing. On the other hand, the girl in the video said, no, he made it. And he sent it to my phone. This is a sick timeline, y'all.
Starting point is 01:09:06 A sick, sick timeline. And according to the Denver Post, they made the videos, and shared them back and forth to make other people jealous. Now, later on in the story, it says he bonded out on three counts of sexual exploitation of a child and two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. All felonies. That's five, not three. So he's moved from burglarizing automobiles to sex trains.
Starting point is 01:09:58 I thinking. Jesus, Mary, and Choses. Well, good. Let justice be done. And then, and I only found this out last night after the airtime. I don't know how I missed it. I said, it had, this could not possibly be real. This was too stupid even for this timeline.
Starting point is 01:10:34 But it turns out it wasn't. No, no, no. It was a photo of nitwit Nero in one of those bar carts. that they load on, you know, supply cards that they load onto airplanes. Catering cart, I guess, would be the best term for it. I swear this makes me want to do some brain maxing. No, I'm not going to. It just feels like someone already has hit me in the head with it.
Starting point is 01:11:34 No, don't even say that. Nitwit Nero was so terrified of the big bad Iranians. And you remember we talked about this back at the time? he decided to not fly on air grift one, the cutter grift jet, and instead took the 1990s Air Force one that was properly equipped and supplied and maintained, back to Mary Oldie Angolan from the NATO summit in Turkey. Well, no, no, no. Didn't quite work out that way.
Starting point is 01:12:21 Oh dear, there she goes. One of the greatest stories coming from the ancient world is that of how Gaius Julius Kaisar met Cleopatra. The historical sources say that, and she was in rather dire circumstances at the time, because she had a brother with whom she was expected to copulate and mate and produce an heir, a brother named Ptolemy. It was a Ptolemaic dynasty. And she hated her brother. And he wanted her dead too because he wanted to rule alone.
Starting point is 01:13:10 She was older than him. So when Julius Caesar showed up in Egypt, she was at the time under guard, but the histories say that she was secreted out of her confinement rolled up in a rug and that when the rug was presented to Caesar behold Caesar a gift from Queen Cleopatra like unto a Warner Brothers cartoon of old the rug unrolls and ta-da up pops Cleopatra and the next thing you know Caesar and her romping around on that aforementioned rug this current
Starting point is 01:14:07 This current comedia, however, originates with nothing like that, but with the fact that, well, I would say that the Iranians had him so badly scared that he was shitting himself, but he does that anyway. Ian Prasad Philbrick at Slate said it was like something out of a spy movie. So they put the press corps on Air Force One, the old Air Force One, and they say that they're flying back with the president. Nitwit Niro, meanwhile, slips out and is secreted away in a catering cart, which is then loaded on yet another airplane. The article by Ian Prasad Philbrick at Slate reads as follows. The catering truck, which typically loads in-flight meals parked on the right side of Air Force One,
Starting point is 01:15:33 partially shielded from media cameras, nitwit Nero crossed to the other side of the presidential plane after boarding and stepped onto the truck's elevated container, after which the catering truck lowered the container, drove to a military jet, offloaded its human cargo to be rooted home through the United Kingdom without journalists or even some White House officials, any of the wiser.
Starting point is 01:16:00 In other words, making the people aboard Air Force One unwittingly decoys for a potential assassination attempt by Brugga, Brugga, the Mullas. They literally made... the journalist's bait. After the flight, Prasad says, or Philbrick says,
Starting point is 01:16:42 asked why reporters had had to close their window shades when leaving Turkey, Trump failed to mention that he had switched flights. I'm number one on their list, but if I go, you go, right? As it turns out, maybe not, Philbrick said. Jesus.
Starting point is 01:17:13 So much for the war being over. Can you imagine what would have happened if Iran had shot down Air Force One? You know, like we've shot down other Iranian passenger planes, peaceful passenger planes. We might use that as Cassus Belly to finally let him use one of his nukes. Victoria just sent me a note saying the maggots are really made up of some of the most fundamentally flawed people I've ever seen. They seem completely unwilling to work on themselves, even when doing
Starting point is 01:18:05 so, could help make the world a better place, and perhaps most frustratingly, they seem to have absolutely no shame about it. And echoing that, Micah says, let's face it, if the traveling press corps got hit, he would have considered it a feature and not a bug.
Starting point is 01:18:23 And there would have been a big, splashy memorial service, and we would have celebrated it with radioactive fireworks over Tehran. We're in so much danger. And it's not danger from Iran or North Korea or ISIS. It's danger created by the occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. And those chickens are trying to find somewhere to roost. And we're still...
Starting point is 01:19:20 We're still at the front end of this nightmare. I scrounged up $15 to put in my gas tank a couple of days ago, and that came in at $3.82 a gallon. It's going to be going back up because it was artificially reduced. Randy Radar asking, Do you think the intelligence community might possibly have signed off on the war due to the petro dollar? Or there's an alternate theory that a loss of mid-eastern oil makes North American oil more prominent. I don't think either one of those.
Starting point is 01:20:07 Because it's a world market, and frankly, we can't supply China with the oil it needs. We can... And it's, again, it's a global market. No, the intel community, at least what remains of the formerly professional intel community, didn't sign off on it. It's the salute snappers. We already have accurate and trustworthy resources. reporting that while and you know i hate given i hate giving the couch fucker credit for anything but here we are um jimmy dick bowman said you boss i don't think this is such a good idea
Starting point is 01:20:52 and apparently nit went nero said shut up jit and then uh whiskey pete kegbreath gave him a wedgie and a swirley because whiskey pete was the one saying yeah boss let's do it while we can we can we we'll we we'll we'll we'll we'll we'll we'll knock out that government uh overnight and and and we'll have regime change and and we'll be marching down the streets of terra on by next week you can do it daddy you're tough and here we are and he's scared not shitless he's scared shitful and there's no end in sight and this can get so so much worse I mean, my God, he's golfing now with an anti-aircraft missile battery because a couple of civilian aircraft strayed into temporarily restricted airspace.
Starting point is 01:22:02 And he went into sweat condition alpha. They're trying to kill me. Yes, pardon my colorful language, Ralph's. Caesar was a rut in on Cleopatra. Yes, he was. They got a little Caesar out of it. Cesarian was his name. He has said not to have survived for long after the murder of Caesar
Starting point is 01:22:30 because he, well, he got in the way of Octavian, who was only an adopted son and a grand nephew, whereas Cisarian, well, he was fruit of Gaius' own loins. Mercy sakes. Randy says we were supposed to have shortages by now, weren't we? Not necessarily us, and not necessarily now. We're already going to have shortages. They're already manifesting.
Starting point is 01:23:14 But we don't get oil from the Persian Gulf. We get our oil from our dear friends, Canada and Mexico, as well as producing our own toxic sludge. But the world is having problems. you know, airlines and whatnot. And of course there's the helium, which is going to be a long-term problem, according to that one high-ranking medical practitioner
Starting point is 01:23:53 from some hospital that we talked about a couple of months back, who said, yeah, this is going to be a five-year problem at least. It's happening, Randy, just because it's not happening directly within our own sphere, does not mean it's not happening. Nittwit Nachonero in the cargo container. Lee in New York says my suspicion is that he was lured into the container with a line of hamburgers. Hamburders and Diet Coke's.
Starting point is 01:24:31 At which point he looked up and said, Well, I'm be cocked. Just ow. There we are. Micah says no one talks about the fertilizer. You think food costs are insane now? And I mentioned that documentary I watched a couple of nights. nights ago. Ancient Armigan, I don't want to spoil it for anybody, but it was a combination of
Starting point is 01:25:06 events. Warfare, climate change, drought, famine, earthquakes, and it was sufficient just to bring the whole house of cards flat as a pancake. So we're kind of piling some of those up. And I don't think that the billionaires are at all ready or have anything resembling a plan because again massive wealth is not an indication of massive intelligence no no yeah micha you think food costs are insane now if you i don't know um maybe when autumn comes if you've got a little bit of a yard you might want to turn some of it under and think about a garden for next spring And hey, grow your own lettuce, at least if you're growing your own lettuce, you know that you're not pooping on it. You know, like they do over at Taylor Farms.
Starting point is 01:26:31 The billionaires don't have a plan. Micah says, sure they do. They've got bunkers. Yeah, in New Zealand, no less. But I don't think the Kiwis are going to be too fond of them. And that's one of those other collapse of the late Bronze Age things. It looks like at some point in time people really, rose up and actually participated in the destruction of their own civilizations because it was, well, a matter of a few thousand people living in the citadel and everybody else living on the slopes below.
Starting point is 01:27:07 And they got tired of busting their asses for a few thousand privileged people. and so they eliminated the privileged people from the equation I mean think about the terror in France in what 1793
Starting point is 01:27:33 if what the anthropologists and archaeologists and geologists and what not are positing turns out to be true that's well the French terror of the Bolshevik revolution, child's play. They took down an entire global network.
Starting point is 01:28:01 And here's the thing. We're actually more fragile than they were. By the way, there's resource scarcity, too. Tin was fairly rare back then, and you've got to have 90% copper and 10% tin to make bronze. If the tin goes away, you are, be cocked. We have our own equivalent of tin oil.
Starting point is 01:28:40 But don't worry, Nitt Nero hates windmills. So what else as we cross the halfway point of the program? We've got $180 to go. We can knock it down by bits and pieces. If we could just come up with
Starting point is 01:29:08 one day's funding to manage last Tuesday, $180 to go there. we could stay at whatever we can do to bring the number down so that we're not looking at $5,000 at the end of August would be huge and I'd like to keep broadcasting every evening and not have the friendly folks from Appalachian power come up
Starting point is 01:29:32 and sorry you get to live in the dark it's just going to be a rough couple of months oh my God that's perfect from Joy in Ann Arbor I mentioned you know grow your own lettuce because you won't poop on it like Taylor Farms does
Starting point is 01:30:03 at this point and this is just a comment that where do you find these wonderful quips Joy at this point Taylor Farms should just repurpose their produce as colonoscopy prep yeah pretty much
Starting point is 01:30:24 and now Katie Miller you might recall yesterday we talked about how apparently she had several relationships including you know this is all before she married the man that loves to have a mouth full of mayonnaise funny how that's the most disgusting part of this entire story uh but yeah she apparently banged steve bannon and Eric Swalwell
Starting point is 01:31:19 God Yeah from Haley Not Haley in Arkansas From Haley Taylor Farms Colonoscopy prep It might taste better than typical prep
Starting point is 01:31:45 At least Oh that shit's nasty Ugh Thanks for reminding me Haley And thank you Steve In New York I presume you're back home $15 challenge
Starting point is 01:32:04 Let's go folks Let's keep Roxanne on the air Do yes, let's please Thank you Steve And so if that challenge gets met We will find ourselves at 1650 and only $150 to go To get funded for last Tuesday
Starting point is 01:32:26 The second day of July Thank you again Steve Jeremy says I'm waiting on two SDRs from China. I don't believe they'll make it for a stated delivery date, one being Thursday this week, and the last track was still in the middle of China.
Starting point is 01:32:49 No, I don't think so. I'm sorry, but I think you're right. And courtesy of joy, again, not aimed at you at all, just a general education. El-Said. Say it is almost one word. It sounds downright southern, Joy. what did he say he said
Starting point is 01:33:29 are we sure he's not Appalachian like the word said with a long a like in Alabama they say practice he said she said Abdul said I'm so tired of hearing Saheed
Starting point is 01:33:46 Sayyid and Sayyad I just go with what I've learned in the past but apparently you know everything gets American and changed. So, okay, say it. I will try to make a note of it. It was also Joy who straightened me up on Rashida Talib and on Yuvaldi,
Starting point is 01:34:18 giving it its proper Texan pronunciation. Just a reminder, having mentioned Yuvaldi, I can't imagine how Ken Paxson could possibly win that Senate race against James Talleyico, but then again, it takes ass. But particularly in light of the fact that speaking of the murdered children of Yuvaldi, Ken Paxton, without so much as a hint of irony, declared, Well, Yuvaldi was a part of God's plan. Well, good.
Starting point is 01:34:58 Somebody find God. I want to see the plan. And maybe we should put God away for a while, because anybody who plans that sort of thing is a psychopathic homicidal maniac and needs to be dealt with harshly. But no, he really did say that. But back to Katie Miller. Oh, she's big mad. Because apparently as part of the FBI, you know, everything is a projection or a confession.
Starting point is 01:35:43 And so the maggots have been screaming lawfare for all, for all, for, practically 10 years, while at the same time that was their entire goal and desire to do lawfare against their political enemies. You know, Nixon had an enemy's list. Well, so does this crowd of criminals. And they're acting on that list with far more determination than Nixon ever did. And so over at Washington Post, a reporter there, Dan Lamath, he's the one who told the story about
Starting point is 01:36:29 Nitwit Niro and the airport catering truck well Katie who's been having a tough time of it lately now that everybody knows the entire history of her sex life and how it was sort of bipartisan
Starting point is 01:36:52 no no not that kind of buy i'm talking about she apparently screwed democrats and republicans alike how much you must loathe yourself to jump between the sheets with the man who looks like rancid hot dog water smells uh i don't i don't i can't even i mean just by saying that i've probably ruined the libidos of uh of the horn family community congregation gay straight asexual pansexual whatever for a while. Oh, Steve, talk dirty to me. We're going to deconstruct the administrative state. Oh, Steve, that gets me so hot.
Starting point is 01:37:47 Well, since Dan Lamoff did the whole reporting about the bullshit, call it Operation Cleopatra, why don't we? Well, Katie took it upon herself to have a tizzy. and run over to X and post a great big whopping excrement. Yeah, this is a dandy. There's some loser out there super pleased and fulfilled with himself because the leftist media is giving him attention and telling him how brave he is. The thing is that members of his own staff in the White House didn't know about this cowardly dodge.
Starting point is 01:38:53 He is yellow. He doesn't have a yellow stripe down his back. It's the whole back and the front. What a coward. Sit down, Katie. Your 15 minutes are up. Really? This timeline.
Starting point is 01:39:30 God, almighty, this timeline. And we haven't had a lot to talk about regarding her in a while, but Caroline, Real Pooh-Poo, Leave it Alone, has found her way back into the public consciousness. Yesterday, she took a picture of her notes and posted it on social media. She was getting ready to be interviewed by the life support system for a haircut,
Starting point is 01:40:04 the Hannity Job, and God. Over at Patriot Takes, on what used to be Twitter, They posted, Caroline Leave-It-Alones note inside her Fox News media van, reminds her to say, extreme liberal Democrats while on air with Sean Hannity. Hannity 810 Dems, extreme liberal Democrats. She posted, we made it, ten minutes to prep.
Starting point is 01:40:53 Oh, my God. She's reminding herself to use a term that she uses all the time anyway. And so during the interview with the last. support system for a haircut. She said, we cannot allow these radical extreme far-left liberals to take power. We have steady progress under President Trump right now. If these radical extreme liberals are given a chance at power in Washington, D.C., they'll try to obstruct this president and turn our country into a communist hellhole with every extreme liberal policy that they try to implement. A reminder, Caroline Real Poohoo, leave it alone, is closer in age to her two infants.
Starting point is 01:41:37 than she is to the age of her husband, her former landlord. Extreme liberalism. I don't think we've got any of that here at all. But it's telling that in 2026, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was. In 2026, wanting people to be able to go to the doctor when they're sick is extreme liberal. capitalism, communism, we cannot allow these extreme, radical, far-left liberals to take power. Well, I'd just appreciate it if you'd maybe let us know if you ever run across one of those. And, of course, social media had a high old time, one pointing out a Canadian, Fiona Canney,
Starting point is 01:42:51 because she says it so seldom. No, she has to write it down because she doesn't know what she's talking about. Why should she be any different from the rest of this ugly, corrupt, fiscally incompetent, non-democratic administration? She's just a mouthpiece. She has no independent agency. Extreme left, radical liberals. Why does that remind me of something?
Starting point is 01:43:48 Yeah, I think, yeah, I think this is it. I hope it is. kind of guessing at it you'll know it immediately you'll know it immediately man drake yes jack
Starting point is 01:44:15 have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water well yeah i can't say i have jack vodka that's what they drink isn't it can never water
Starting point is 01:44:30 well i believe that's what they drink jack yes on no account will I calm me ever drink water and not without good reason? Oh, yes. I can't quite see what you're getting at, Jack.
Starting point is 01:44:51 Water, that's what I'm getting at, water. And drink, water is a source of all life. Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why do you realize that 70% of you is water? Oh, God. And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to repunish our precious bodily fluids. Yes.
Starting point is 01:45:22 Are you beginning to understand? Yes. Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why? I drink only distilled water or rainwater and only pure grain alcohol? Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes. Have you ever heard of a thing called? called fluoridation, fluoridation of water?
Starting point is 01:45:51 Yes, I have heard of that, Jack. Yes. Well, do you know what it is? No. Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:21 Water, Mandrake, in little children's ice cream. This monstrous communist plot, all that delivered by Sterling Hayden as General Jack D. Ripper. Mandrick, I suppose it never occurred to you. While we're chanting here so enjoyably, a decision is being made by the president when so one said about war. No, that's not it either. He might have been right. But today, war.
Starting point is 01:47:10 is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back. Here we are. Communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion,
Starting point is 01:47:36 and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. If some major broadcast network was to splice in clips from Dr. Strangelove with clips from Caroline, real poo-poo, leave it alone, you think America might notice, or would far too many Americans think that they were watching a documentary of a real general fighting real
Starting point is 01:48:30 communism i'm scared it would be the latter they well he's making perfect sense i mentioned ken paxton earlier saying that uvaldi was in the slaughter of innocent children was a part of god's plan they do like that old testament juvenile delinquent in the sky jehovah god don't they maybe though
Starting point is 01:49:27 I had a feeling I might be conjuring Reverbo. Yeah. Reverbo says, I always considered Dr. Strangelove actually a documentary and not a satirical movie. It certainly plays like that now, doesn't it? And it played like that then, too, because, of course, what is that? 1961, it's being filmed. It's released in 1962, and the United States government was eaten up. with red-baiting and paranoia over the commies.
Starting point is 01:50:17 Richard Nixon played a big part of that when he was in the house. Of course, there's also Joseph McCarthy. Well, nitwit Niro's mentor, Roy Cohn, the man who wasn't gay but just liked to have sex with men. Well, down in Texas, some people are catching on, and they're beginning to take the fight to Ken Paxton, as it were. Someone thought it would be a great idea for Ken Paxton to have a teletown hall because, well, he had an in-person town hall and got called out for cutting a sweetheart deal for, you know, a friend of his.
Starting point is 01:51:20 who confessed to raping a little boy over a lengthy period of time. So one caller got through and sort of gave a bit of a hissy. Well, not the person having a hissy, but let's just say things got real uncomfortable for Ken Paxton real quick, perhaps even more so than the one person who shouted, why did you turn loose a pedophile at the in-person town hall? God, I hope this follows him all overtakes ass. It's nice to meet you. I'm just wondering.
Starting point is 01:52:14 I'm not going to talk that relate to my family, just like I don't think you would want to discuss your marriage on a call with thousands of people. All I can tell you is that I'm proud of my kids. I've got four wonderful kids. I've got seven grandchildren, well, six and one on the way. And there's a lot of steak, and so while I care about this country, I'm not going to talk about things that would affect them. So thank you much for your question.
Starting point is 01:52:43 Yeah, let's try a question from Rebecca. Anybody got a question that isn't about can be in a philandering, hypocritical, phony-ballony Christian asshole? Anybody? Rebecca? Rebecca, are you good? And apparently, everywhere he goes now, people are hounding Ken Paxton. He had an event in Houston with hecklers yelling,
Starting point is 01:53:22 you cheated on your wife! And that was while he was saying, you know, that James Tala Rico, he's not much of a man and he's not much of a Christian neither. I'm a Christian. And from the crowd, you cheated on your wife! brilliant and of course that was a you'll recall
Starting point is 01:53:46 a biblical divorce which means that it was upon the grounds of his infidelity well the rain's coming again hopefully we get to stay on the air I hope it doesn't
Starting point is 01:54:30 Ken Paxton I hope it doesn't hurt too little of course he's sleazy and greasy and of course he's just terribly terribly terribly masculine, that's why he's obsessed with underage trans girls. Yeah, Reverbo says, yeah, it was the age of mad, mutually assured destruction. The fools. The mad fools.
Starting point is 01:55:09 Oh, there's the thunder. I mean, I like a good thunderstorm, but I hate that we can't stay on air while it's happening. Well, y'all might even heard that. I mean, these have been some high-quality thunderstorms. They were wrong, says Jeremy. Fluoride is the secret communist transjuice we've been warned about. See what happens when you brush your teeth, see a dentist regularly, and get vaccinated. And there we are.
Starting point is 01:55:51 Ralph's saying, thanks, everyone. And from George in Korskold, thank you very kindly. George's sending a note, too. We are down to 1655, only $155 to go to finish. funding for last Tuesday. Thank you, George. George says, interesting YouTube viewing, Meeting of Minds by Steve Allen and Pioneers of Hollywood, in-depth interviews with many of your TV favorites.
Starting point is 01:56:27 Free all the Epstein Files. Here, here. Oh, and speaking of Epstein files, huh, I, hmm, apparently some of his donors, or one of his donors, or one of his donors, donors, Paxton's donors, is trying to buy the Lolita Express airplane. They always out themselves, don't they? Yeah, there it is.
Starting point is 01:57:30 He got donations from a Texas family that at one point in time was trying to buy the Lolita Express jet. That report came out today via MS now. the sleaze just goes on and on and on forever. The family is the Jaffee family or Jaffe family, J-A-F-F-E. They show up in the Epstein Piles, and a member of that family gave nearly $6,000 to groups that are in support of, well, the biblical divorce guy, Paxton, Some member of the Jaffe family, as outlined in the Epstein Files,
Starting point is 01:58:37 showed up for trying to buy the Lillita Express, and then another time showed up for reportedly associating, according to an anonymous tipster, with scantily clad young women. Meanwhile, Doug Jaffe III said, Well, it had absolutely nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein or the Epstein's Files. ever met Jeffrey Epstein, had no relationship or association with him, had no knowledge of the anonymous tip you referenced. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:59:17 The 2020 anonymous tip called the FBI National Threat Operations Center said that the Jaffee, someone in the Jaffey family was engaged in possible sex and drug trafficking. The tipster said that at one point Jaffey invited them to come to a villa in Mexico that his aunt owned. during spring break. The MS Now report said, while there, the anonymous caller said they saw a scandalously dressed young girl, estimated her age at roughly 11 or 12. Doug told the tipster the girl was his niece, which she later found out was a lie.
Starting point is 02:00:03 Jaffe also, according to the caller, took the tipster to a club in Acapulco, Mexico, called Palladium, where young girls possibly underage were brought onto the stage and groped. The girls had their bras removed and breasted. fondled. The tipster remember seeing several of Epstein's associates in the villa's guest book and
Starting point is 02:00:25 dropped a dime to the FBI, you know, just in case. That was 2020 after Epstein committed suicide in his cell in New York. Those are the kind of people that are backing Ken Paxton.
Starting point is 02:00:54 And I guess we need now that we're in and we are in the third hour of the program. By the way, this is a conversation program. I don't just have to sit here and yammer all evening. You're free to offer up any thoughts that may be occurring to you. But I guess we need a Max Miller update. I didn't realize this. I only saw this story earlier today. Good one. I feel like I need to fire up the doors. From the American prospect, the story is titled, Max Miller's endless war.
Starting point is 02:01:55 It all starts with a doctor seeing Max Miller in his vehicle. At one point the doctor had thought that it was a friend of his and pulled up and realized no, it's Max Miller. And so he got a Palestinian flag and held it up to
Starting point is 02:02:12 the window and flipped off Max Miller. And Max Miller turned that into an entire fabrication. Dr. Ferris Hamdan lost his job had to post a $50,000 cash surety bond,
Starting point is 02:02:33 spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on legal fees and the whole thing ran for about 24 seconds. It was, it all happened on June 19th, 2025, and by the time Max Miller was done with it, it had turned into a desperate threat theft, threat against his life. And so he used his, his power and office to get a 911 dispatcher to sick law enforcement on Dr. Hamdan.
Starting point is 02:03:21 And by the time it was done running through Max Miller's dangerous, drugged brain, it had turned into the today I was running off the road in Rocky River, and the life of me and my family was threatened by a person who proceeded to throw a Palestinian flag out the window of their vehicle before taking off. Then he edited it and took out the flying Palestinian flag. But the original post made it into evidence at the trial, because there was a trial. He said that Dr. Hamdan was screaming at the top of his lungs
Starting point is 02:04:03 and said he would turn my house into a parking lot. But that was just a line that Max Miller had been using any stump speeches. And the next thing you know, Dr. Hamdan found out that the parking lot of the Health Express urgent care, in Parma, Ohio, had a dozen police cars in it as they ganged up. The Rocky River Police Department, the Ohio State Highway Patrol, the U.S. Capitol Police and the FBI, all eventually investigated. Jesus.
Starting point is 02:04:56 I mean, it's a lengthy story. And, of course, the upshot is that Max Miller fabricated the entire thing, never faced any consequences for it, and now he's fabricating again. This next one is weird. Downright weird. So he's now saying, Max Miller is,
Starting point is 02:06:01 that he agrees with a right-wing hacks piece, Michael Tracy, who actually said that Max Miller's probably not somebody you'd want to get anywhere near your daughter or your sister. And Max Miller said, Thanks for being the only journalist to ask the important questions, approach the story from a place of curiosity, and actually do your research before reporting. The thing is, it was supposed to be a defense,
Starting point is 02:06:50 but it damned with faint praise. The writer saying, Miller isn't someone you'd recommend your own daughter, sister, female friend go out with on a date. Tracy continued and wrote, Emily may not be entirely wrong, her former husband has various unpleasant character traits, but for the media and political system,
Starting point is 02:07:17 just to credulously parrot the allegation escalations, show she's unleashed is completely, Bonkers. Jesus. And then this right-wing hack also went after Anna Pavel Laguna, or whatever she's calling ourselves these days, who pulled out of a rally while still saying, no, I really like him. Well, he's now under formal investigation by the House Ethics Committee.
Starting point is 02:08:02 So what? But the thing is, a freak like Max Miller, once he's in the not so tender clutches of the goddess of irony, he's going to continue to get worse. And of course, it's not, yesterday we had the terrifying silent wife of Mike Rogers down in Florida posting his plea to Democratic voters who are upset about. Abdul El-Said with his wife sitting there just making faces
Starting point is 02:09:04 and looking terrifying. She eats children. Now it's another Mac. Mac Collins of Georgia Stan. He's running for Senate down there
Starting point is 02:09:23 against John Ossoff. And when he stopped to do some stumping in Savannah, Georgia. Well, one of the domestic terrorists who was arrested, convicted, and then pardoned over the attack on the Capitol on January of 6th, 2021, well, he had a question for Mike Collins.
Starting point is 02:10:01 See, I almost said Rogers. No, he had a question, and well it leads to more questions but here we go with Todd blanche being confirmed as the new attorney general and the victims of political weaponization fund being such a controversy issue that's important to me I lost everything I'm a business owner now in Savannah by the grace of God I lost my home my car all my entire life savings to put it clearly
Starting point is 02:10:31 would you support either the victims of political weaponization fund compensation fund or some form of compensatory relief not just to January 6ers like myself, but all Americans left, right and center, who have become victims of a weaponized political system. Yeah, you know, it's anything, a lot of things have been politicized and weaponized, and when the federal government harms you, then yes, they have a might be looking to you. That's easy. Yes, sir. Thank you.
Starting point is 02:10:58 I guess it's no surprise. This guy is one walking maggot dumpster fire every second of his life. but he supports payouts for people who were convicted of attacking the government of the United States. He supports giving money to people like this Q&ON goon who attacked the seat of government on January 6th, and dude wants money. If you didn't hear it, Colin said, a lot of this has been politicized and weaponized. When the federal government harms you, then yes, they have a liability too.
Starting point is 02:11:49 That's easy. Yes. Good, Mike. Would you go and get a whopping big check cut for Hunter Biden, please? And Dr. Fauci while we're at it, maybe compensate him for all the money he's had to spend out of his own pocket to keep your supporters from murdering him and his family. And, of course, the terrorist mentioned Todd Blanche being confirmed and sworn in. Well, the ink was probably barely dry on his swearing-in paper when a brand-new legal opinion emerged from the bowels of the maggot DOJ,
Starting point is 02:12:46 the Office of Legal Counsel, and it said that Nitwit Niro's executive privilege extends to private citizens who give advice to the president. recall that Senator John Cornholio, coward, said, I think the DOJ needs Senate confirmed leadership to prevent some of the chaos and dysfunction over there, and I think Blanche is as good as you're going to get. Yeah, I guess we could wind up with, well, Alina Havana, Havana, Havana, Havana, counsel for the parking garage, God knows, Juice Box, Janine.
Starting point is 02:13:42 And by the way, Steve, Your challenge was met, so thank you very kindly. That actually takes us down to 1640. Thank you so much, Steve, and thank you, George. And the Office of Legal Counsel now says that executive privilege applies so long as communications relate to official presidential decision-making, involve the president or his direct advisors and are confidential. This, by the way, in case you're wondering, and I'm sure you're not, is brand-ass new. This was actually the source of the man who looks like rancid hot dog water smells doing 90 days of jail time for contempt of Congress and being convicted.
Starting point is 02:14:52 And one legal analyst, a legal historian at the University of Maryland, Holly Brewer, over on Blue Sky, said, It must have been prepared beforehand when Blanche was acting AG, but even Republican senators might have been spooked by such claims. It was ready to go. The Office of Legal Counsel doesn't just gin out something like this a few hours after someone is sworn into office. Who else might this affect? Well, Marcy Wheeler pointed out that Boris Epstein
Starting point is 02:15:34 doesn't have a government job but he gives advice to nitwit Nero and both he and Stevie three shirts are in active court filings they were part of the behind-the-scenes effort to arm-twist law firms and they were successful even joke toad formerly of meet the prostitute said legally dubious for sure
Starting point is 02:16:23 but the mere existence of this memo is the White House acknowledging a future with Congress subpoenas targeting the private sector who did deals with Trump and his family and friends. So the White House is trying to extend executive privilege to private citizens to communicate with Potus White House. Yeah. Surprise, surprise, surprise, Sergeant Carter. God, I'm mighty. So, well, it's not like the maggots didn't know. that this shit was coming.
Starting point is 02:17:12 Of course they knew. Bill Cassidy knew. That's why he looked like such a broken man when he made his speech on the Senate floor. Oh, and by the... Yeah. Yeah. I think I mentioned that yesterday, Bill Cassidy saying, well, it's not good science to do this with the vaccines.
Starting point is 02:17:40 Shut the fuck up forever. Oh, and trouble in Maggotland. At this time, Lindsay Graham's sister is losing her election, Ralph tells me. Oh, really? Uh-huh. I'm from Cynthia in the Bay Area. So that's why I'm trans. And yes, I heard that lightning.
Starting point is 02:18:09 Normally fun to hear for a change of pace. But I don't want to see your show taken down by it. And even potentially worse, we could have dry lightning here in our bone-dry hills tomorrow night and into Thursday. All we need is more wildfires burning at the state. I wish we could have a lot of rain with it instead. I wish you could too. We're under a flood watch, and Boone County, West Virginia is under a flood warning.
Starting point is 02:18:34 Well, they've got a lot of sludge dams down there that can be overtopped if things get bad enough. Yeah. Oh, you are, you're such a cynic, Jeremy. It's not real thunder. It's a cheap trick done with your AI companion, Alexa. You hide it in it. You don't even hide it anymore.
Starting point is 02:18:59 That's right, I am, man, I. Let me answer a question right now. Anyway, Bill Cassidy, he got scorched this morning on my former filthy morning habit. I can at least enjoy the humiliation. Mr. Kennedy and the administration reached out seeking to reassure me regarding their commitment to protecting the public health benefit of vaccination. To this end, Mr. Kennedy and the administration committed that he and I would have an unprecedentedly close collaborative working relationship if he is confirmed. It confirmed, he will maintain the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices, recommendations without changes.
Starting point is 02:20:31 CDC will not remove statements on their website pointing out that vaccines do not cause autism. based on Mr. Kennedy's assurances on vaccines and his platform to positively influence Americans' health, it is my consideration that he will get this done. It's really just right out of Star Wars, The Last Jedi, where Luke says, amazing. everything you just said is wrong. And Willie, literally everything he said there is absolutely wrong. And proven wrong yesterday. And that's Dr. Bill Cassidy, the senator of Louisiana,
Starting point is 02:21:23 who of course knew much better when he cast that vote to support the nomination of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., to do the things that he's doing now, as we'll get into it in some detail. This is the same Senator Cassidy, who was choked up on TV, a few days ago talking about the historic vote he took to approve Todd Blanche, despite the fact he's leaving town, doesn't have to run for re-election, doesn't need Donald Trump anymore, and knows that having someone's personal attorney become the attorney general of the United States is patently wrong, but he views himself as a historic figure. He was wrong there and wrong back in 2025 when he voted for Bobby Kennedy. And the rest of us will pay for, children will pay
Starting point is 02:22:02 for it. Yeah. Children are going to pay for this. Families are going to pay. for it. The Department of Justice is going to pay for just his remarkable cravingness, his fear. Terrible. So that was, of course, what we showed you there, Republican Senator Bill Cassidy of Louisiana in February of last year, supporting Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s nomination as Health Secretary in 2025 after Kennedy assured him he would protect the public health benefits of vaccines. Fast forward to yesterday when President Trump, flanked by Secretary Kennedy, issued an executive order on childhood vaccines. One that was widely criticized by doctors and scientists, including Senator Cassidy himself, who is a doctor.
Starting point is 02:22:52 We'll have a full fact check on the president's order ahead. Along with Joe Willie and me, we have the co-host of our... Yeah, bye, Nika. I hope those two different. shit, wick-spiddle votes of his haunt him like Banquo's ghost. It was Banquo's ghost, wasn't it? And we haven't heard that much, well, you know, since he issued the statement saying, I've left the rehab facility, and I'm now going home to recuperate with the assistance of my
Starting point is 02:23:43 lovely wife, Elaine. Not much McConnell news out there. any day now he could take a turn for the worse and of course it'll be curious when the sod's already growing over the top of his bra there in Kentucky
Starting point is 02:24:04 well Scott Jennings over truly putting the chicken in chicken noodle news Scott Jennings said that you'll recall famously that the senator's improving position but he said it with a panel there at CNN and well comedy ensued Kentucky Governor Andy Bashir says he has still not heard from Senator Mitch McConnell who banished from public view following his hospitalization on June 14. Vanished.
Starting point is 02:24:54 Since then, the senator's office. has only shared two so-called proof-of-life images. Late last week, his office released a statement announcing he would be discharged from a rehab facility. Scott Jennings spoke to Senator McCorme earlier today. Scott, first of all, we... Oh, did you? We do wish the Senator of speedy recovery. How is he doing?
Starting point is 02:25:17 And what did the Senator tell you? I'm sorry, ma'am. If you're wishing McConnell is speedy recovery, you're going to need a at brown-skinned Palestinian daylaborer and semi-literate itinerant rabbi who wears a dress every day of his life to walk up there to that house next to Tommy the tubers there somewhere in or around D.C. And yell Lazarus come forth. But do let's check in with Scotty Jennings. It seemed to be doing a lot better.
Starting point is 02:25:53 You know, he left the rehab facility several days ago and he's been recovering at home. And I could tell, you know, I talked to him early on and talked to him. to him again today. I could tell being at home was better than being in the hospital. That's for sure. He told me he was doing this rehab at home. And I think their plan is to hopefully... What's he rehabbing, Scott? He was already in a wheelchair. He is a polio survivor. What's he rehabbing? What? Is he working with dumbbells to build his arm strength? I mean, what's he rehabbing. Oh, by the way, I just got this in, and we've got about a half an hour to do it in.
Starting point is 02:26:51 If the horn can raise 100 bucks, I'll try to give two, a two-for-one tripling challenge. So, wow, thank you. That would be an entire day's funding, so we would actually knock out Tuesday and do about half of Wednesday and maybe stay down below the, you know, keep below the $2,000 mark. That's huge. Do we have 10 at 10 or 1 at 100 or 4 at 25 or 8 at 1250 or 2 at 50 or 2 at 50, whatever? Do we, is that, can we do that in the next 26 minutes? because it would be great to get the lupine pest a little, at least backed up from the porch a little bit.
Starting point is 02:27:42 But back to Scott Jennings. I wonder how the panel is going to respond to this conversation. Get him back to the Senate. It comes back into session September the 14th, and I know there's some issues that he cares about a lot, Farm Bill, NDAA, and some other issues. So based on what I heard today, it sounded. like he was in an improving position, but, you know, we're still a month away from the Senate
Starting point is 02:28:07 coming back into session. He's probably come back in September. Yeah, I think that's... You can tell they're lying when they start using stilted language. He's in an improving position. What does that even mean? You can tell he's improving? Is this like program-related activities?
Starting point is 02:28:44 Oh, Scotty. We know you're a liar. You just don't realize how bad at it you are and how obvious it seems. Wow, thank you. Ralph's jumping in right quick. So there's $50 to go on the two-for-one tripling challenge to get us an entire another day knocked off of the deficit. Thank you, Ralph, thank you so much. from Reverbo
Starting point is 02:29:19 Schrodinger's cat and Senator McConnell are still together in the box and their life or death has still not been determined. Updates on this story will be broadcast as more definite information comes forward
Starting point is 02:29:34 of his of McConnell's improving position. Oh apparently Darlene Graham Nordone Nordone, who has forgotten, apparently forgotten that she's married and was using the name Nordone for years and years and years. Ralph tells me that she is in, has gotten into the lead
Starting point is 02:30:02 down in South Carolina Stan. It's their hope is that he can get back to work. And by the way, this is the end of his term. He's not running again. There's an election in Kentucky in November. He'll be out of office come January. So this is the last few weeks of the Senate session of his term. Do you just, like, call him up directly on his phone or does you call an aide and the aide hands it to, how does it work? He called me directly from his phone today. No, you have to understand. I've known him since I was, you know, 16. Sarah, call Scott Jennings.
Starting point is 02:30:40 No, sorry. No, just no. Elaine, could you could you look through the phone book and find the number for that Jennings boy that used to work for me? I want to call him. 17 years old. So we've had a relationship for a long time.
Starting point is 02:31:09 I worked on a lot of his campaigns over the years, so it's not unusual for us to chat. So in other words, you're a complete asshole, and you hate America as much as he did. Okay, got it. but in today's case, you know, he was really up on the campaigns. He's a political operative at heart. We talked a lot about the Michigan Senate race.
Starting point is 02:31:30 We talk about Maine a little bit. Talk about just the map in general. Scott, why isn't he calling into a credible news organization? I mean, why is he talking to you and not talking to... You're saying it's... Oh, my God! Why isn't he calling into a credible news organization instead of just talking to you? That is deaf and deletional...
Starting point is 02:31:53 Oh, my God. Scott, you're not credible. To a credible news organization. I mean, why is he talking to you and not talking to... You're saying it's not credible to call me, Lulu? I'm saying it's totally credible, but as you said, you're as friend. But I mean, I think there's what I'm hearing from Governor Bashar, and I'm just wondering how you view that is, you know, why isn't he calling in to even one that he would consider friendly like Fox News?
Starting point is 02:32:22 I mean, I guess that's the prevailing question that is an answer. Yeah, you know, my view of him and frankly my belief about, wait a minute, is this going to be the he's a southern gentleman sort of thing? He's a deeply private person, what? And fair, you know, ask about the calls, but how about, does anybody in that house know how to work a video call? I mean, maybe it's an Android household. I don't know. But, you know, Siri, messenger, no, not you.
Starting point is 02:33:09 I got to be careful about using her name. Why proof-of-life photos and not the proof-of-life video? Males of that generation is that they're intensely private, to be honest. He's always been a little private about his own person. Mailed it! I'm giving myself a Ramalamed. ding dong. Like males of that.
Starting point is 02:33:32 Wait a minute. Haven't we used the like males of that generation excuse before? He's extremely private about his health kid. Didn't he use that in his bullshit statement? You know, the first statement. I was just a little bit shy about talking about my physical infirmative. health care. You know, he's a polio survivor. And one of the issues that he's had over time is weakness in his legs. I think that's part of what's going on here and part of the conditioning. Yeah, so it's not like we don't know about that. And the weakness in his leg is not, legs are not going to be rehabbed at this point in time. I have no doubt that he did a lot of rehab as a child when he was benefiting from the research funded by the March of Dimes and, uh, got old enough to start pulling the ladder up behind him.
Starting point is 02:34:33 No doubt whatsoever. But holy smoke. He's having to go through right now. But I think men of that generation, frankly, are just pretty private about it. And to be honest... Have you asked him to call into your radio show? I hope that... Oh my God, this is turning into a lovely little bit of cross-examination.
Starting point is 02:34:53 But you have a radio show. Have you asked him to call into your radio show? He will call into my radio. show. I've had him on before, and I'm hoping to have him on as we get closer. Are they just trying to train the AI so it will sound like Mitch McConnell? Because I like to think my crummy impression of him's not that shabby. Does he know about all of the blue. Wait a minute. Just so I was not confessing to be an AI. I can already hear, I can already
Starting point is 02:35:26 hear Jeremy clacking away. Now, just stop that. Is he aware of the whole swirl? He told me today he said, it was like, I know this is unusual circumstances. I'm sitting here. The doctors tell me I don't have any life-threatening issues. It must seem rather strange. So, yeah, I got the feeling he's... Is Scott Jennings also an aspiring script writer?
Starting point is 02:35:51 Somewhat aware of it and frankly somewhat frustrated by it. You always say he's still doing the work, you know. He's somewhat frustrated by it? How would you know? Would there be an extra low grumble? And what's he frustrated by? Whatever's frustrating him, he himself could alleviate. His doctors probably aren't telling him not to communicate verbally with the governor,
Starting point is 02:36:30 the Commonwealth of Kentucky. Who's telling him that the only person he can communicate with verbally is, Scott Jennings from Brother Deacon Asa, Moscow, Mitch. Why photo and not video? The stroke took his brain's phonatory apparatus away. That's why sometimes you've got to try shaving with Hockham's razor. So is he using some sort of vocoder to, are we in a, no disrespect. are we in a Stephen Hawking situation here?
Starting point is 02:37:23 Do you suppose Scott records these phone calls? Do you suppose Scott is on both sides of these phone calls? Yeah. I mean, is he taking calls from constituents? Is he having constituents come to meet with them? I mean, because he hasn't voted since June. Yeah, I know he's had several meetings with different kinds of people. I know when the Senate was in last week.
Starting point is 02:37:47 He's having meetings with several different kinds of people. You know, there's rich white people, rich white men, and there's some rich white women, and there's some rich tall white men and some rich tall white women. But it's mostly men folk. But they're different kinds of people, you understand. Definitely talking to some rich rich. folks trying to prop up his replacement there. Yeah, sure. He had talked to Senator Bozeman of Arkansas about the Farm Bill. I know he had talked to Senator, I think Senator Curtis
Starting point is 02:38:30 in Utah about preservation of the filibuster. So I know he was doing sort of senatorial work on the phones as the Senate was winding up its previous session. Yeah, there, Ralphs, exactly Ralph's or a Star Trek Captain Pike situation you know beep once, beep twice does everything Scott Jennings asks asks him is it in a yes or no format so it's beep
Starting point is 02:39:00 or beep beep and I know he's had a few other visitors to come by and talk to him about other issues and I know he's routinely meeting with staff I do think this farm bill and NDAA stuff coming up is pretty important. I just have to ask this because I know Americans have been asking this. He has voted against paid sick and family leave over the years.
Starting point is 02:39:29 And I just wonder if you think this will change his point of view about that. Fuck no. Because he's now been out. That's communism. What, seven, eight weeks? Yeah, I really have no idea. We didn't talk about that today. I mean, just thinking about it, he voted against it in the past.
Starting point is 02:39:47 I don't know. I'll be honest. I hadn't contemplated how an 84-year-old's recovery from a fall would affect his views about his previous voting record. But, I mean, I don't know. I mean, this Bashir thing amuses quite a few of us in McConnell world. You know, McConnell beat Andy Bashir's dad like a drum in 1996. I don't think the Bashir's have gotten over. Andy Bashir spends a heck of a lot of time out of Kentucky and away from the governor's office himself right now,
Starting point is 02:40:14 getting ready for his ninth place finish in South Carolina. So I'm, you know, it's a little bit craven to me to see Andy Beshear out there running around. Yeah, it's it's craving to see the governor of the Commonwealth of Kentucky asking questions that the governor of the Commonwealth of Kentucky could damned well be expected to ask. And, well, to see the governor of the Commonwealth of Kentucky actually honoring his oath to the Constitution of the Commonwealth of Kentucky. It's Craven, I tell you, it's Craven. turning this into a political issue, when it's pretty simple. An 84-year-old man, who's at the end of his term, had a health issue, he's recovering from it, he's trying to get back to work.
Starting point is 02:40:56 I expect he will get back to work. He got elected by the people of Kentucky to serve a full term, and based on what I heard today, that's what he intends to do. Well, he already hasn't, Scotty. Since June, he hasn't. There's going to be a gap in his full term. God, this guy can't even lie convincing. I kind of wish the panel would have been a little less genteel
Starting point is 02:41:26 within the closest we got was, well, no, you're not credible. And a reminder, and at this point in time, CNN may have to put it up again. Scott Jennings is not an employee of CNN, and he is not a reporter for CNN, and he does not have any obligation to tell the truth, period, end of sentence. Thank you for your attention to this. matter. He dead. Moscow Mitch.
Starting point is 02:42:00 If I'm wrong, don't have any problem admitting that I'm wrong. But so far, I mean, even my busted magic eight ball with the cracked screen that routinely and usually only yields the answer, answer hazy, ask again later, if I asked, if I, I asked, it is Mitch McConnell still alive and all of a sudden the crack screen could just no no and frankly I trust my
Starting point is 02:42:35 magic eight ball with the busted screen a lot more than I trust Scott Jennings and by the way we got about 10 minutes left in the program and
Starting point is 02:42:58 50 bucks is all we need to raise to meet the two for one tripling challenge. Fingers crossed. Five at ten, ten at five, etc. One more at fifty. Thank you, Ralphs.
Starting point is 02:43:18 Ah, God, it's Titanic Tuesday, so, of course, let's close, yet might as well go after dinner in the Mountain Daylight time zone. Sorry, Sylvie. Sorry, Gary. I didn't get to this yesterday,
Starting point is 02:43:47 but Two Sundays in a row, Sunday before last, whalehead dead bear raccoon penis brainworm lamprey showed up to go toe to toe with Dana Bash at CNN. That was a 21-minute meltdown that I wanted to play for over a week now and haven't quite been able to get through all the other stuff to run in its entirety. is it a Stephen Hawking situation? Brother Deacon Asis says, no, it's a T.O. Salamanca situation. You're welcome. Well played.
Starting point is 02:44:34 Well played, Brother Deacon. So then Sunday, Margaret Brennan over at C. BS News had Dr. J. Botacharya on, the acting director of the CDC. And she took him on. particularly over anti-vaxxers and the role that this CDC is playing in it. It's pure madness.
Starting point is 02:45:35 She said, You were down in Atlanta this past week. This is one year since that horrific shooting at CDC headquarters. Officer David Rose was honored this past week. He was killed last year protecting CDC employees from a gunman. And we should note he was a combat veteran, the United States Marine, who had just graduated five months prior from the police.
Starting point is 02:45:52 Academy. Three kids left behind. The shooter is motivated by misinformation about the COVID vaccine. That's why I shot over 100 bullets into the windows of the CDC. Is enough being done to counter this kind of misinformation? Well, doctor, and I use the term loosely, Jay Bottacharya, really didn't want to go there. I want to focus attention on Officer Rose,
Starting point is 02:46:23 because I think what the shooter did was horrific, and you can talk about why shooters do things, but really fundamentally... Well, his father said he was brainwashed about the COVID vaccine and thought it was making him suicidal. Well, I mean, the thing is, to talk about the shooter puts the emphasis on somebody who I think we shouldn't be putting our emphasis on. Margaret Brennan wasn't playing and said, no, I'm on misinformation about vaccines. Well, uh, uh, the key thing is there's losses.
Starting point is 02:46:58 public trust in public health that happened in part because a lot of frankly even on this network and on other networks there's a particular single point of view of it across during COVID pandemic about how that led to things that really did cause harm to people uh Margaret Brennan knew that she was well I'm sure she had viewed and viewed again and again the interview between Dana Bash and oilhead dead bear raccoon penis brainworm lamprey So she knew she had to do better, so she pressed in and said, that's not a productive line of claims. We covered COVID in depth on this program like no other Sunday show did. Well, I mean, I'm not blaming you specifically. What I'm saying is you want to talk about misinformation, the kinds of decisions, and sort of the public sort of face of public health during the pandemic led to many people losing trust in public health. And then it went sideways with her saying the Trump had been.
Starting point is 02:48:04 administration officials. No, I mean, I mean like Biden. So Biden, for instance, censored me. The pandemic began under the Trump administration and we put those officials on our air. But during the, just so we're clear, the Biden administration censored me, right? They censored, they sent out direct attacks on people who disagreed on, on, on the COVID, on sort of whether the COVID vaccine stopped. RFK Jr. called the COVID vaccine the deadliest vaccine ever made at which point they grunted each other for a bit and she said that's misinformation
Starting point is 02:48:41 and we're not being clear about that and I think that is dangerous wouldn't you agree? Well people lost their jobs Margaret because the Biden administration censored people and said look you can't even talk about COVID vaccine harms we're talking about a shooting Well, yeah, and I'm talking about why you had the kind of distrust that's led to the kind of sort of problems that you're talking about. We were talking about earlier in public health.
Starting point is 02:49:07 That distrust was not caused by President Trump. It wasn't caused by Bobby. Bobby. It was caused by a sort of really fundamental misinformation. But the thing is, Bobby was out there hustling for all he was worth. Mm-hmm. What was it, the Vaccine Information Network? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:49:29 made a bullshit documentary saying that the COVID vaccine was worse than the Tuskegee experiment, and that black people shouldn't take the vaccine? Yeah, but often spread by the government itself regarding natural immunity, closures of schools, closures of mask mandates. People lost their jobs because of these vaccine mandates that didn't make any public health sense. So if you want to talk about public trust, you have to embrace that pulley, right? You can't just talk about it in a narrow political way. I'm talking about a shooting at the CDC and an officer. You said you just went to honor.
Starting point is 02:50:06 That's what I was talking about. You're talking about something else entirely. No, no, you're trying to, just to be blunt. I also asked you about the shoring up public trust. Well, what you're talking about is you're trying to blame the shooting on Bobby. No, I'm not. I'm relating to you what his father said. No, no, while you're reading, what you're saying, what you're implying is it somehow
Starting point is 02:50:29 a lack of public trust. I'm not talking about him. I'm talking about your visit. Oh, yeah. And is enough being to... I think it's really unfortunate. Since you want to restore public trust, tell me what you're doing now
Starting point is 02:50:45 because the Washington Post and Bloomberg reported the White House as preparing an executive order on vaccines and autism. What's it going to prescribe? This was Sunday before Monday, which is Monday when... And it went near... They're pumping whole pop bottles of shit into babies.
Starting point is 02:51:02 What is it going to do? Why are we seeing another... announcement here when I know you're launching research into a plethora of issues that are contributing factors potentially to autism. Why would the White House be saying only look at this thing? Well, I don't. I mean, I would have to ask the president about the specifics because that's going to oh, the executive order. I tell you what we're doing. You think that's restoring trust in vaccines. Ouch. The purpose of the, whatever the, I mean, you can ask the president about the executive order, but I'll tell you what the focus of the president has been. You don't know about the executive
Starting point is 02:51:40 of order. I won't be able to tell you specifically what's on it because I don't think it's done yet, but you can ask the president about it. What I can tell you is that the president cares deeply, as does Bobby, about the rise in autism. I know you do as well. There's so many families around the country that have faced issues of this, right? Yes, and they want real information. And so as I, as NIH director, have been focused on making sure that we have science that addresses is that very complicated question about why we've seen a rise in autism. It's not going to be a simple answer. Last year I authorized something called the Autism Data Science Initiative.
Starting point is 02:52:17 We're going to have a big sort of early sort of results from it in a couple of weeks from the dozen and more scientific teams that have been funded to look at this with a mandate of thinking very broadly, not just genes, not just environmental exposures, but potential interactions. We don't know. If you ask me as a scientist, do I know, Why have we seen this rise in autism? I'll tell you.
Starting point is 02:52:41 I don't know the answer to that question. Wow. Dude was in a full-on panic. And he was just sitting there dangling. And to sort of put a bow on things and go back to the beginning of the program. Now you have the people who were influenced by Bobby Kennedy and others. And the people who wanted us to, I don't know, put black lights in our bottoms and drink. bleach and rub our gums with art bark antifungal.
Starting point is 02:53:28 Now they're refusing blood transfusions. Again, self-selecting, removing themselves from the gene pool. Okay. One last story, because we got to, we got to end this on, yes, yes. Randy Radar said earlier, they're going to with regard to Moscow Mitch and talking on the phone they're going to have to crank up the voice generator queen to Queens level three uh-huh all right a few minutes left if we can even get part of the remaining 50 and that'll be huge oh yeah this is gross but again mountain daylight time zone gets theirs too recall our long-standing reference for the junior senator from Texas, the Cubanadian,
Starting point is 02:54:56 Raphaelito Eduardo Cruz, the anointed booger-eaten future king of America. The booger-eaten part, he earned that part of his nickname when during a Republican presidential pageant back in 2016, just as quick as a frog poking its tongue out and grabbing a fly Raphaelito flicked his tongue out and larked a booger off of his nose
Starting point is 02:55:31 or off of his upper lip it was disgusting I can still see it in my mind's eye but we got a new one this isn't quite up there with sucking one down but well
Starting point is 02:55:55 Whiskey Pete went down to South Kakalaki for the renaming ceremony oh Ralphs that was J. Bada Chari J-A-B-H-A-T-T-A-R-A-A-R-A-A-A-I-A-A-R-A-A-I-A- I think
Starting point is 02:56:22 Jay Batacharya. The video is as crazy as I made it sound. But anyway, the DUI hire went down to South Kakalaki for a renaming ceremony to name some military installation. Joint base Lindsey Graham. I like to hope that maybe all the pretty foliage and plants and flowers and whatnot,
Starting point is 02:56:54 that in the process of putting those in that maybe they scattered in some ladybugs. I don't know, though. But he was talking. Scott Bessent was there, and so was Whiskey Pete. There's a little audio to go with it, but it's more visual, so I'll have to give you the color commentary. Bessent is holding the microphone and yapping away.
Starting point is 02:57:31 Whiskey Pete is giggling like he's just seen a dirty picture. Maybe of Miss Lindsay. The first C-17. Oh, God damn it. So, as Scott Bessent is saying, the first C-17... ...come to Charleston Air Force Base was called... And Whiskey Pete doesn't even have his necktie on. He's open collared, and I'm sure he's got some Rayban Aviators somewhere
Starting point is 02:58:05 in case he needs to make a serious point by putting on and then removing his sunglasses. But the point is, as Scott Besson says, the first C-17s, Whiskey Pete, and not to promote it or glorify it or anything, but people who, let's say, interacted maybe like back in the 80s, early 90s, interacted with Bolivian marching powder, or new people who did, might recall that
Starting point is 02:58:48 someone who's just done a couple of bumps will often wipe their nose. That's what Whiskey Pete did. He sniffed and put his hand under his nose, wiped his nose and continued upward rubbing it into his already thopped hair
Starting point is 02:59:24 because no way is he a dapper-dan man no he wiped his bug right into his dew now this is the same whiskey feet kegbreath who once proudly claimed it was 2019 he claimed that he had not washed his hands since at least 2009. At the time, and he was still on the couch over at Fox News TV Radio Rwanda,
Starting point is 03:00:10 Whiskey Pete said, "'Terms are not a real thing. I can't see them, therefore they're not real.'" So we're going to have to work booger into the, well, the DUI hire Whiskey Pete Booger Hair Hager-Hag-Seth? We'll workshop it. Jesus Christ, he's a walking petri dish.
Starting point is 03:00:58 You're so disgusting. Why not just jam that pinky right up in there to at least the second knuckle booger hair? Hair bugger. He uses brilger cream. Again, we're just workshopping it. Some of these are going to be good. Some of these may be not so good.
Starting point is 03:01:34 he's married like to a woman you reckon he was dealing with the after effects of a little bit of andean skiing that he did there before because he was just kind of wandering around again no tie on shirt collar open he was looking cocaine groovy there
Starting point is 03:02:16 for those of you who know the look I've I've remarked repeatedly on just how stupid this timeline is, how every day is a new indignity. And I've been working in or around journalism for decades. And never in my life did I expect to read a headline from a legitimate journalism outfit
Starting point is 03:03:09 titled, Watch Pete Hegseth wipe actual snot in his hair with the subhead. Is this the secret ingredient in Hegseth's hairstyle? Because that's what the new Republic published. Watch Pete Hegseth wipe actual snot in his hair. And remember, his Orange Daddy
Starting point is 03:03:51 describes himself as a notorious germaphub. How's that going to play? Has anybody told Orange Daddy that Whiskey Pete doesn't wash his hands? We have from time to time on this program use the terms not-nosed brat. Here we are. Thank you, goddess of irony.
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