Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 11 August 2026, Titanic Tuesday
Episode Date: August 12, 2026Nitwit Nero uses Press Corps as assassination decoys. Anti-vaxxer idiots refuse transfusions of "vaccinated blood." Young incels adopt "looksmaxxing" and screw up their faces. Ken Paxton can't even do... a phone conference without having his slimy past thrown in his face. Max Miller agrees people should keep their sisters/daughters/female friends away from him.
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The password is rejection.
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As we cuss and discuss the manifestations of maggot intellect,
Titanic in scope in the way that you might say,
hey, let's take out that iceberg there.
Through the coming three hours,
my apologies for me in a couple of minutes late.
That wasn't me dilly-dallying.
It's been nothing but thunderstorms all day long.
And it came back here,
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of my aging Roadcaster Pro
in so far as every now and then
the buttons.
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Wehrbubum,
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our coal-fired power grid having once again given up.
It's been that way all night long and all day long because we've had, I mean, and we, we, we,
We got a thunderstorm through here early this morning that sounded like it was right on top of, well, to quote Shakespeare, that it had lured upon our house tops.
And it was not a good time for the golden one.
He's going from where he's scared of the thunder to he's mad at it.
so at that big boom he ran in and instead of like hunkering down and whimpering he got into guardian mode right in front of yeah oh what a good boy he is
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The deficit stands at $1,740.
In other words, we are over a week behind now.
anything we can do to take that number down significantly as the aforementioned terrified chihuahua.
Yeah, it may be terrified chihuahua during thunderstorms, but by God, it's a vicious snarling wolf when it comes to bill paying.
So that and several other bills are due and waiting.
So on top of, and hey, here's other fun.
I got to pay my car taxes and get my new tag before September.
And then there's property taxes.
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Hi, I'm Roxanne. Did I do that? I don't know. I get kind of lost.
But it is Titanic Tuesday, as I noted previously, Bill Woolrickson.
Roxanne, stop telling us your power's unreliable. You're on the air now, aren't you?
Or is your AI doppelganger moving your lips?
No, I'm as real as I always am.
and yeah we're on the air for now
but no I did I checked the weather
and we don't have any thunder stores moving through right now
but you know how it is with Appalachian power
if there's a if there's a peel of thunder
75 miles away the grid will go down right here
because coal keeps the lights on
hill, hill, hill, hill.
Yeah.
Shame on you, Billable Rick,
accusing me of being AI.
I've got all my fingers right here,
and I have the right number of them.
On each hand, no less.
I'm going to mail you a bar of octagon laundry soap,
juvenile delinquent number two,
and you can wash your own mouth out with it
for saying that there are golden ones in training.
There can be only one.
Yeah.
Lee noting the golden one, not yours, but this segment made me think of yours.
Aw.
Yeah, for after the show, a bond between a dog and a duck.
I think I've seen that.
It's precious.
And Lee also knows electricity.
How about a cowbell for Zeus providing electricity, at least lightning?
I don't think Zeus has ever gotten a Rommelama ding-dong.
If he was still in a lightning bolt business,
I can suggest an address in Washington, D.C., where one might be handy.
But, you know, here we are.
But, yeah, Titanic Tuesday is here, and Routes has a $25.
dollar naked man theory doctrine challenge on the table that would get us down if somebody
kicks in 25 bucks that would get us down to 1690 and leave us with 190
to go to be funded for last Tuesday thank you Ralphs thank you so much I was able to
open that substack from the grim historian and well it has
to do with our oil drilling expedition to Greenland.
A lot of people are making allusions to previous foreign policy crimes and blunders of the United States government,
in particular Charlie Pierce and a fellow who goes by Stone Kettle online,
pointing out the similarities between the present and,
our military foray in support of United Fruit.
You might recall that Smedley Butler used his experience in that misadventure
in support of his book, That War is a Racket.
The Grim Historian writing, and again, The Naked Man,
doctrine is what she's writing about.
Greenland really did grant petroleum exploration rights over Jamsonland, the vast region
of eastern Greenland.
The licenses predate Greenland's 2021 decision to stop issuing new oil and gas exploration licenses,
and they remain valid.
So White Flame Energy has partnered with a Texas company called Greenland Energy that wants
to finance the exploration and thereby again.
a controlling interest in all of the shares.
So this is a potential disaster in the making.
And Greenland, of course, is noted no permits, drilling permits, have been sought.
And, yeah, the fact that Dr. Phil is going to produce a documentary about those heroic and plucky wild,
patters.
Ah, geez.
But remember, great global conflagrations
come from
tiny, seemingly tiny little
moments.
You know, a
disaffected
anarchist
shoots an Austrian
arch duke, and the next thing you know,
millions of people are dead in the trenches
of France.
But explaining the naked man doctrine.
Introduced on November 24th, 2008 in Season 4, Episode 9 of How I Met Your Mother.
Well, it's a story of a hookup,
and it deals with a character named Mitch sitting on a couch,
completely naked, naked, naked.
He says, well, this is my signature move.
And the other actor, Ted, says, well, does it actually work?
Two out of three times.
God.
And that's what action first, authority later, never asked permission.
And the grim historian says it's an old philosophy wearing a very long red tie.
Jesus.
And then she goes wandering off.
Don't blame me, Jeremy.
I don't think I didn't see that email go through.
Then she goes off into the Athenian incursion into Sicily in the Peloponnesian War,
at which point the Sicilians expected to simply lie down and take it,
decided to fight back, and the next thing you know, Athens is crippled
and winds up losing the Peloponnesian War.
And she points out that Nitwit Nero is using it frequently.
The ballroom, have I already demolished it, Venezuela?
We've already bombed him. Greenland, the equipment's already here.
So, yeah.
Thanks for that, Ralphs.
Carolyn Bessia, the grim historian, closes it saying,
once the naked man starts confusing tolerance with entitlement,
there's really one useful diplomatic response left.
Put your fucking pants on and get out!
Which Greenland may have to do.
I would not be at all surprised, nor would I be bothered, insulted, whatever the maggots deemed to be patriotism these days.
Excuse me.
If Greenland declared every American persona non grata and told them all to get the fuck out, this, of course, would necessitate Nittuette, say, make me!
and we would be, as they say, off to the races.
And, well, thank you, Mark.
My seasonal part-time business is beginning to draw calls
and made a little bit of money today.
So let's match Routts' challenge.
Thank you.
Thank you so very kindly.
And so, yeah, there we are.
We are down to,
1690.
Mm-hmm.
Note that.
And I saw your signature, but I don't want to confuse your anonymity.
So hopefully you'll forgive me for that.
Yes, we're down to 1690.
That means 190 bucks to go to finish last Tuesday.
And a little bit more ketchup.
No, not ketchup.
A little bit more of catching up.
up and we're at uh we're done with the power bill and started on another one
august yeah but as to that password rejection
this isn't a lengthy news story it's just a simple observation i don't know how long this is
going on it has been going on but i just noticed it and i'm grateful for the fact that
I just noticed it, namely in two-wit.
The madcap, wacky, zany anti-vaxxers,
dear God, have decided to start rejecting transfusions.
Y'all, we are in a very, very stupid time.
That's really all you can say about it.
Just breathtakingly dumb.
As I noted in yesterday's post, we have maggot men out there who have now come up with an excuse not to wash their bottoms.
No, really, because they think that a diet of sauerkraut and steak is going to give them perfect and not only perfect but orgasmic poos.
you have no idea the screaming that my brain cells do
when I even mention that idiocy
but then again
masculine men of masculine masculinity and manliness
have for some time now
particularly driven by the men going their own way movement
and the in-cell movement
have declared that it is in fact
and I apologize for this
I apologize for even saying this
every neuron in my brain
apologizes for firing in such an order as to be able to
the in cells and such like
such as
I have long said that it's
I'm so sorry
that it's gay for a man to
clean his hindquarters
in the shower.
God damn.
Well now,
to add insult to injury
or maybe vice versa,
the anti-vax
lulus
are out there rejecting
blood transfusions
for fear that they will
receive,
and I'm not kidding,
vaccinated,
blood. Never mind that that's not how vaccines work. Never mind. Never mind that that's just
patently stupid. God, at this point, it's a twist on an old episode of the TV series MASH. You
remember the one, some of us, of a certain age. A wounded American soldier comes in, and before he goes
into surgery, says, just make sure I don't get any black blood.
And, of course, Hawkeye and Trapper, therefore, paint his skin with iodine while he's still out so that he will think he is, in fact, turning black, and they apologize profusely for having given him black blood, and, of course, it turns into a discourse on racism and whatnot.
But, well, it's been re-tooled for the 20.
21st century and how embarrassing that there are people who think like that in the 21st century.
Well, maybe it'll be good for, maybe it'll be good for us evolutionarily.
Because if we remove those people from the gene pool, not if we remove them, if they remove themselves via, what, self-awarded Darwin awards,
then maybe the species is a little bit better off.
Leah, New York says,
This is good news to me as an O-plus donor.
I did platelets, now I do double-red.
I want my donation to go to good people, not Darwin award winners.
The sooner they remove themselves from the gene pool, the better.
And there it is, the horn hive mind at work.
I hadn't even seen that when I said what I just said,
and then there was Lee thinking the same thing.
eight hours away in New York City
from these hills and hollers
in West by Cold Trump, Virginia stand.
Transfusions, says Flavio.
Really? So they're going to screen out black blood or gay blood?
I mean, those are just as stupid.
And those have had their moment in the sun.
And so here we are.
Yeah, here we...
Ah, here we are.
And, yeah, Micah, as was I, I just didn't get to my phone in time.
Uh-huh.
I, uh, yeah, that MASH episode and, yeah, Darwin Awards and whatnot.
The Hive Mind, it is, it has mickle powers.
and there's so much more.
Here's another.
And it's, okay, the vaccinated blood thing doesn't come from the weird and fecaly aromied corners of the manually masculinity, masculine sphere.
But most of these other stories do.
and so now using a turn and I hate it I've said it before I hate it when in-cell language makes its way into the mainstream but here we are
anything ending with M-A-X-X-I-N-G originated in in-cell spaces along with other jargon I won't bother to mention
but in this case it's looks maxing because the in cells are all
desperately insecure and they hate women because they feel like their very existence on earth
entitles them to sex with the woman of their choosing.
I wish I was kidding.
I'm not.
And so here we are, yeah, looks maxing.
You may recall that, oh, what's his name?
Collarbone?
Clavicle, clavicle.
Yeah, he's some online influencer, and apparently he took a hammer to the bones of his own face.
Really?
Under the supposition that by breaking his own face, the bones would heal in more masculine,
in a more masculine shape, whatever that is.
Well, now under looks maxing, we have.
dude bros who are self-injecting filler into their faces.
And we all know how filler works.
All you have to do is take one look at, oh, Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome,
or in particular our ambassador to Greece, Kimberly Gargoyle,
or any of the Magaloko face women, you know, their lips are pumped up like they've been,
like their lips were sucked into the top of a pop bottle and sat there for a while.
Well, here we are.
Yeah.
Make no mistake, this shit's dangerous.
Again, perhaps they'll take themselves out of the gene pool.
They've gone from bone smashing now to mewing.
No, I'm not kidding, mewing.
named after a guy named Mike Mew, Dr. John and Mike Mew,
that's a process whereby, oh, golly, this is so dumb.
The process of placing the tongue against the roof of the mouth
to improve jaw alignment and change the shape and look of the jaw line and face.
What?
So this next one is far worse than mewing.
No, this is young men, more and more of them, according to surgeons,
who are showing up in plastic surgeons' offices
after trying to look smacks with self-injected things.
filler.
As Lee in New York pointed out,
filler.
Has maga confused filler with
spackle? They do lay it on thick.
Now, this is the injectable stuff.
This is more like
putty.
Plastic surgeons
seeing more young men
with do-it-yourself
filler complications.
Now, filler is
not cheap.
And that's probably why they're trying to do it themselves.
A fellow by the name of Dr. Katzen says it's sort of this thing called the Superman complex.
A lot of teenage, especially boys, and maybe men in their young 20s get it.
They think they're invincible.
Oh, it can't happen to me.
Oh, I can do this better than the doctors.
I know what I'm doing.
I'm invincible.
Nothing can go wrong.
Doc, you left out the single most important fact.
in all of this.
I did my own research.
Mm-hmm.
Because the in-cells are convinced that looks maxing will determine the arc of their future lives,
from career to relationships to finances and overall happiness.
Mm-hmm.
And all of this flows from an orchestrated campaign to make fragile masculinity even,
more fragile with influencers and tickety-to-to-deers and whatever they are telling men how much
they suck, as one person noted.
The thing that's most concerning, this is Dr. Krishna Vius, plastic surgeon, the thing that's
most concerning is just getting aesthetic advice from anonymous influencers rather than medical
professionals.
That sometimes translates into dangerous outcomes.
And they say this trend is not slowing down, and the fellas have finally caught up with the ladies in terms of plastic surgery.
95% of facial plastic surgeons were treating male patients in 2025 up from 92% in 2024.
And men are among the fastest growing demographic for seeking facial cosmetic procedures.
and they actually have forums telling each other how to do this.
It's kind of like from a couple of weeks ago,
there are online forums of these sharkers teaching each other
how to ejaculate on unsuspecting women in, well, dollar tree.
And the funny thing is, some of these dudes are injecting silicone,
and this goes back, for instance,
Oh, was it
Carl and Phoenix
or someone else
who sent along
the video from
a drag queen from years gone by
who eventually died after
attending what were called pumping parties.
A lot of
women have died after pumping
parties. Pumping
illicit silicone into their
behinds, their faces, their booze
their boobs, not even implants, but just liquid silicone.
And, of course, the dangers, the risks can be severe, infection, migration, autoimmune diseases,
scar tissue, death.
Dr. Katzen says he's tried to go into the forums and say,
hi, I'm a real doctor, and I'm here to ask you to please not do this, it's dangerous.
and they said they quickly snap back and say,
No, we know what we're doing.
They're very, very defensive on their practice of doing it at home.
We did our own research.
Dr. Vios says, don't get hypnotized by the Internet.
Things can go wrong.
Things do go wrong.
You may have to wind up spending a lot of money to get it fixed
and it may not look that much better once it's all done,
so don't go home, don't get it done to begin with.
It might as well talk to a wall.
They're going to...
do it anyway
Jesus
and then there's Kansas
I mean like I said
this is this is every
bit as busy a Titanic Tuesday
as yesterday was
more in Monday
this part at least has some
well wait
email coming in on the last topic
the Manosphere has always been with us Flavio says
remember these classic comic book ads
the insult
that made a man out of Mac
Yeah, but this is not the same.
Let me prove I can make you a new man, comic book ads,
you know, 90-pound weaklings getting sand kicked in their faces.
But this is different, Flavio,
because it comes with a double heaping dose of hatred
and a sense of entitlement and danger.
Remember when the in-cell shot up,
shot a bunch of women in, was it Southern California?
Because I remember that.
Jeremy asking, is this considered looks maxing?
No, that's an entirely separate world.
Kink, whatever, Jeremy.
Jeremy sent me an AI-generated image of bronze.
a bronze statue of Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome holding a horse by the reins and with a gun in one hand and a big old cowboy hat standing next to her husband, Brian.
If those puppies get any bigger, I'm going to have to shoot them.
Jesus, Jeremy.
Oh, God.
Oh, oh, Mr. Cata, Mr. Cotta, says Lee in New York.
guess finding images of their ideal look AI.
Oh, but these are images that were there long before AI, as was in seldom.
The wonderful Natalie Wynn, ContraPoints, did a deep dive into the in cells like back in 2018, 2017, maybe, and completely deconstructed the whole thing.
Matt in San Francisco.
Whatever happened to, he's got a great personality.
Does anyone still do inner work?
You know, like being a better person, or at least not being an asshole?
These guys who think if they were just better looking, they'd have a better life.
It's probably not your looks.
It's you.
Yeah.
Oh, honey, no, it's okay.
Believe me, it's not me.
It's you.
But this is what happens.
when you lead an entitled life that you primarily live in your mother's basement being catered to.
You want another hot pocket?
Mama bring you a hot.
Yeah, I sit.
Don't forget to wash the Cheeto dust off, honey.
Is it?
I don't know.
Let me look.
Now I have to look because you triggered it.
Ralph's asking.
No, it is not.
There's a dead puppy at.
her feet, but no, Ralph's asked,
is that the statue
of Christie gnome with rooster feet?
I didn't know.
There's too many to keep up with, y'all.
But like I said, a story with a
sort of
happy angle to it, but my God,
the stupidity involved,
a judge in Kansas
recently
issued an order
absolutely
demolishing
anti-abortion statutes that the Kansas legislature had been passing since like 1997.
After Kansas voters went to the polls and said, no, we are absolutely going to protect a woman's right to determine the workings of her own body.
Well, the maggot Kansas legislature said, no, uh, and went about the business of trying to impose waiting periods and
uh mandating something they call abortion reversal uh disclosures and making doctors interview patients for why she wanted an abortion
and so judge christopher jayaram wrote a 260 page decision at the time he was still a johnson county district judge but uh
Just hours after issuing the ruling, he was sworn in as a Supreme Court Justice of the Kansas Supreme Court.
I don't know the outcome, but on Tuesday, today, Kansas voters will decide whether or not to change their Supreme Court to an elected Supreme Court.
The litigation had been going on for three years.
Judge Gairoam took nine months to produce this 260-page crushing brief against all of this maggotry.
And not surprisingly, or maybe it is, he ruled that restricting access to abortion violated the right of Kansans to bodily autonomy and infringed upon a woman's fundamental rights.
Jesus.
and the reason this finds its way to Titanic Tuesday
is because of the restrictions imposed by the maggot legislature.
This is some stupid.
Kansas said that doctors had to provide scripted information to patients.
They said that the paperwork that doctors gave to patients
had to be in specific font.
comic sands, as well as size and colors, doctors had to tell a woman, you know,
because the little women are kind of dense, right?
Tell patients at least five times that medication abortions can be reversed.
They can't be, and then they had to harangue the patient for why she wanted to terminate her pregnancy.
And by the way, in case anybody's wondering, no.
everything is not perfect in Kansas.
Yes, Kansas has lots of things that a responsible legislature needs to be working on,
but that has yet to ever slow down a maggot.
Writing his opinion, Judge Gaiaram said invariably,
some will likely disagree or take issue with the court's ultimate conclusions and findings,
whether based upon specific moral, ethical, or spiritual concerns.
But those aren't what is before the court today.
These constitutional guarantees, he said, include the people's rights to make their own decisions regarding their bodies, health, family formation, and family life decisions that can include whether to continue a pregnancy, all of which are necessary correlaries to the right of bodily autonomy.
Meanwhile, one of the self-hating women, Brittany Jones, of course, she's a Brittany.
She runs Kansas Family Boys.
And, of course, it is a 501.
C3 tax-exempt grift.
Yeah.
Well-funded, no doubt,
from various and sundry packs and super PACs
and misogynistic filthy billionaires.
She said,
All of these things simply give women information,
give them more time and make sure we know
why women are seeking abortions
so that we can actually help them.
Really help them.
Reminds me.
Bethany, I don't know if you're still out there, but I think of you often.
Bethany spent her career helping women access reproductive care,
and one of her special organizations that she particularly despised were crisis pregnancy centers,
whose only purpose was to stall a woman and keep her ginning her
and keep her grinding as it were until it was too late for her to receive an abortion.
Brittany said,
If you think the Supreme Court is not politically in Kansas,
then wait until you hear what just happened.
Speaking to Kansas, reflector, Brittany Jones,
pissed and moaned.
Kansas should be,
Kensens should be outraged with the political machinations of their current Supreme Court.
Good God, woman, who taught you to hate yourself.
Oh, wait, it's the patriarchy.
And then, of course, speaking some reality, Alice Wang,
who's the senior staff attorney at the Center for Reproductive Rights,
she tried the case on behalf of the plaintiffs,
said,
restrictions like these only exist to push abortion care out of reach
and as we've seen across the country people are dying because of delays in accessing essential health care
still politicians have repeatedly ignored this reality and their voters
as they continue to push for harmful laws
yeah sort of like the detransition clinic
that's due to open in october in texas
it's just a dodge
it's a con
and it's a hateful one
at that
and then talk about your
Titanic intellect oh my God
I mean just wow
it'll come as no surprise that this is
Titanic intellect
maggot intellect when I tell you that
it's a story about something that
came from the very lips of
none other than
Rudy Giuliani
who well
if
If you want to get Rudy Giuliani really wound up and going,
all you have to do is say one word,
Mamdani.
And so consequently,
Rudy Giuliani went off on a grandpa Simpson the other day.
He has some sort of a broadcast platform called
America's Maya Lodge.
And, of course, he lives to go after Zoran Mamdani.
Zoran Mamdani would mop the floor with him if he ever actually tried to engage in debate,
so that's why he does it in a position where he knows he'll never have to deal with any consequences.
Yeah.
Get the hockey puck, y'all.
this is
this is the
the real McCoy
this is his
August 5th episode
so what six days ago
and
understand
the only issue here
is the fact that Mayor
Mamdani
has said that he wants
to expand
and I don't know why this is a bad
well
ha
He wants to expand universal pre-K education for children.
Well, of course not.
There has to be something nefarious to it.
And there it is.
The man who makes Grandpa Simpson look positively hip
immediately declared,
no, I'm not kidding,
that expanding universal pre-K
is a pretext.
Gosh, what could it be a pretext for?
Well, here's the quote.
And he wants to hear free pre-k starting at six months old.
Six months old!
What the hell is he going to teach him at six months old?
How to hate the parents?
That's what he's going to teach them.
Hey, did you ever think of being a girl kid?
Not bad being a guile.
Come on, it doesn't hurt to chop your penis off.
Don't!
Dear Rudy, comma, paragraph, indent.
Please stop talking about children's penises.
Signed, everyone who hates pedophiles.
Oh, God.
And then, of course, he went,
Yeah, dead mom, Donnie, he's never had a jaw.
He's an out-and-out communist.
He wants free everything.
Free air?
Free water?
Free everything.
Am I being, he asked.
Am I being a little crude to make the point?
You damn right I am.
Is it a point that needs to be made dramatically?
You damn right it does.
y'all i'm sorry for the language old grandpa rudy uses but well i guess they thought it was grist for his mill
oh then he went on and on about the communist democrats for a while but like a dog returning to his vomit
well there he was talking about the precious little children that mayor mom donnie wants to mind
control you teach him it's okay
to be a transvestite.
In fact, you have transvestites
come to school and give lectures
to show them it's perfectly okay.
And if you want to change your gender
and you don't want to tell your parents,
perfectly parents of the enemy,
I'm explaining to you Democrat philosophy
that is ruining your children.
This is the reason they're like they are.
So the kids are not, in fact.
at least in Rudy Giuliani's world
all right. Sorry.
Pete Townsend, Roger Daltree,
Keith Moon and the Great Beyond,
John Ntwistle,
sorry.
God damn.
You know, does six genders now?
Never mind the fact that Universal Pre-K
for kids three years and up
was already a major plank
and Mayor Mom Donnie's election campaign platform.
And he got right to business and got it done.
It remains to be seen if the bill that gives the program permanence will survive transvestites.
Well, then again, you know, the best part of this is that you got to.
you let's see you got your transvestites and your cross dresses you got your
transgender and your transsexuals and then of course there's something that then of course out there
off to the side is you is your drag queens but how do you how do you do this how does he
how does he how do you say this when there is a photo that is readily available of him a man in
a dress swanning around with Donald Trump
explain that one to me
yeah
yeah
they can't stop thinking about
the penis
uh...
yeah
we in New York says
Mayor Vampire than Mamdani
scarier than sunlight
scarier than bad hair die
Ruby Freeman and Wondrea
Shay Moss
yeah
can we can we take
can we take the bad Scotch?
I mean, I make jokes about bad tequila, but I think it's the bad scotch that's gotten to Rudy Giuliani.
Abortion reversal, says Lee.
My first two children are female.
People asked if we were going to try for a boy.
I said, I'm going to fill out the form, send it in and return receipt.
And if I don't get what I order, it goes back.
What's wrong with just wanting a healthy baby?
I know.
And when you're expecting,
people always ask that at least before you know now that now that there's an ultrasound at 16 weeks that sort of tells you
kind of takes away the suspense and the excitement but well what do you what do you want a boy or a girl
our answer was always we want a healthy baby with 10 fingers and 10 toes that we can love and and nurture and take care of and raise hopefully to successful adulthood
It's exhausting
Truly it is
Follow up from yesterday's news on vaccines
Jeremy says
Trump
They have a vaccination
It's the size of a bottle of soda
Pour it into a child's body
Ruben Gallego
He's so fucking stupid
Well that he is
Yeah he really did say that
It's like the bottle of pop
And they put it in
They put it into the child's body
Now at this point his dementia brain may be thinking about the...
Oh dear.
We're in the second hour of the program.
Sorry Central Daylight Time Zone.
He's transposing the big old bottle of saline that they have to put up his bum.
Everything down and then to make sure that he...
Well, but then again, never mind.
That was awful.
Pain.
Pain!
I know, Ralph.
What the fuck, Rudy?
That...
Hmm?
Yeah.
Ah, whatever came, whatever the rains blew through here has me.
I'm not sneezing my poor little head off.
And from Ralph's, from a post-democratic underground.
And, of course, this is the queen of all conspiracies.
The Q&ONN conspiracy claimed there was a cabal of pedophiles in Hollywood,
the Democratic Party, and the deep state.
In an unexpected plot twist, it turns out Republicans are the pedophiles
and pedophile protectors as evidenced by the multiple GOP politicians,
as their family members and
MAGA supporters who have been
investigated, arrested, and convicted
of child sexual abuse while the Trump
administration resists releasing
all the Epstein files. And there it is.
Absolutely
true. Randy Radar
says news item, Wall Street is now
monetizing the water supply.
Aye,
aye, aye.
But then again, they've been doing that for a while.
Every time a new,
every time a new water system is built for some little community in West Virginia,
it happened here where I live.
The theory is that the town or the public service district will manage it,
and then you wake up one morning and, oh, look, West Virginia American water,
a subsidiary of American water, which is in turn owned by holding companies and sub-substitiaries in Europe,
has bought the water supply, and suddenly your water supply goes through the roof.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
Just by example, we don't use that much water here.
We've got a washing machine, a couple of sinks.
The water we drink, I try to buy for us in BPA-free bottles.
I know, don't email me the lecture about it.
Because, no, we don't trust the water here.
It's West Virginia.
And there are forever, well, it's awfully hard.
to get heavy metals out of water.
Let's just put it that way.
And my water comes out of Mill Creek,
which is a tributary of the new river.
It empties into the new river.
But way upstream of the intake for the water treatment plant
is a private water treatment plant
run by what is now Aramark-owned AOTG
that empties its...
treated water into an unknown tributary of Mill Creek.
Way, way, way, way back in the early parts of this century when they were getting their permits for that.
They said that they described what they would be doing, and I immediately started work.
It never went anywhere, but no singing.
But I remembered the America tune, Horse with No Name, and the first line of the tune immediately,
I just took a dump in a creek with no name, etc., etc., etc.
But all that having been said, it's not unusual.
People talk about how, and magazine articles,
West Virginia is a very affordable place to live.
Well, yeah, it is if you don't want good roads.
You don't want good schools.
If you want to live in a food desert, if you don't want access to,
health care.
It's great.
And oh, by the way,
two people in one house
using very little water at all.
Yeah, there's also
two sinks washing machine.
There's also a bathtub and, you know,
a potty.
And our
water bill runs $130
bucks a month.
And there are no leaks.
It's ridiculous. But then again,
The shareholders of West Virginia
American water and American water
have to be taken care of
before anything else
gets taken care of.
Because that's
freedom.
Uh-huh.
That's Merca.
You betcha.
Oh, thank you.
Christopher just jumped in and took us down to
1680.
Thank you, Christopher so much.
No tap.
Christopher saying, referring to the who will always grab my attention.
I'll file that away, but, you know, and I thought it wasn't a shabby one either.
The kids are not all right.
As to the freaks in Kansas, Micah notes, fucking ghouls.
Well, that's fair.
Randy Radar says, I've got.
two irrational fears when someone hands me a baby.
One, they are biohazards.
Well, they are not.
But two, I somehow fear that I may drop it.
Are you kidding me?
I was terrified.
But you learn. You learn.
And then you realize how precious they are.
And yesterday's, wait, what's this?
Read between the lines.
Jeremy says, if you ate the correct diet, you wouldn't have to shower.
as much.
Way less of a water bill.
Jeremy.
Do you have
proper breathing protection
there where you work?
I mean, those fumes can be
kind of rough. Just
just making sure.
That's not how it worked
out for us, Randy Radar.
When they privatized the water, the rates for the first
year, usually quite reasonable, then watch out.
Well, we skipped over that part and went straight to
watch out.
out. And, well, let's do a little follow-up from yesterday's story about the Spawn-O-Handy Smurf.
Tyler Bubert, 21-year-old Zion of House Bubert, first of that name.
Yesterday, we said there were five felony charges. The latest reporting says there's three.
The investigation has been going on since 2024.
yeah apparently sexually explicit videos involving minors were posted to an Instagram account
and one of them a 43 second video recorded in early 2024 showed Tyler Bobert then 18 having sex with an underage 17 year old girl accused of producing possessing and distributing sexually exploitative material just like we talked about
here
years ago
I have a feeling this is going to get
really filthy before we're all done
the video of Tyler
was posted
along with other videos depicting
child sexual abuse material
at least six
other people including at least four juveniles
may have committed crimes in connection
with the material published on the Instagram
account
the juveniles names were redacted
God.
Well, I guess he didn't learn his lesson from the previous bust.
But when interviewed, Handy Smurfs said,
My son was in the video.
But he didn't make it.
It was made without him knowing.
On the other hand, the girl in the video said, no, he made it.
And he sent it to my phone.
This is a sick timeline, y'all.
A sick, sick timeline.
And according to the Denver Post, they made the videos,
and shared them back and forth to make other people jealous.
Now, later on in the story, it says he bonded out on three counts of sexual exploitation of a child
and two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
All felonies.
That's five, not three.
So he's moved from burglarizing automobiles to sex trains.
I thinking.
Jesus, Mary, and Choses.
Well, good.
Let justice be done.
And then, and I only found this out last night after the airtime.
I don't know how I missed it.
I said, it had, this could not possibly be real.
This was too stupid even for this timeline.
But it turns out it wasn't.
No, no, no.
It was a photo of nitwit Nero in one of those bar carts.
that they load on, you know, supply cards that they load onto airplanes.
Catering cart, I guess, would be the best term for it.
I swear this makes me want to do some brain maxing.
No, I'm not going to.
It just feels like someone already has hit me in the head with it.
No, don't even say that.
Nitwit Nero was so terrified of the big bad Iranians.
And you remember we talked about this back at the time?
he decided to not fly on air grift one, the cutter grift jet,
and instead took the 1990s Air Force one that was properly equipped and supplied and maintained,
back to Mary Oldie Angolan from the NATO summit in Turkey.
Well, no, no, no.
Didn't quite work out that way.
Oh dear, there she goes.
One of the greatest stories coming from the ancient world is that of how Gaius Julius Kaisar met Cleopatra.
The historical sources say that, and she was in rather dire circumstances at the time,
because she had a brother with whom she was expected to copulate and mate and produce an heir,
a brother named Ptolemy.
It was a Ptolemaic dynasty.
And she hated her brother.
And he wanted her dead too because he wanted to rule alone.
She was older than him.
So when Julius Caesar showed up in Egypt,
she was at the time under guard,
but the histories say that she was secreted out of her
confinement rolled up in a rug and that when the rug was presented to Caesar
behold Caesar a gift from Queen Cleopatra like unto a Warner Brothers cartoon of old
the rug unrolls and ta-da up pops Cleopatra and the next thing you know
Caesar and her romping around on that aforementioned rug this current
This current comedia, however, originates with nothing like that, but with the fact that, well, I would say that the Iranians had him so badly scared that he was shitting himself, but he does that anyway.
Ian Prasad Philbrick at Slate said it was like something out of a spy movie.
So they put the press corps on Air Force One, the old Air Force One,
and they say that they're flying back with the president.
Nitwit Niro, meanwhile, slips out and is secreted away in a catering cart,
which is then loaded on yet another airplane.
The article by Ian Prasad Philbrick at Slate reads as follows.
The catering truck, which typically loads in-flight meals parked on the right side of Air Force One,
partially shielded from media cameras,
nitwit Nero crossed to the other side of the presidential plane after boarding
and stepped onto the truck's elevated container,
after which the catering truck lowered the container,
drove to a military jet,
offloaded its human cargo to be rooted home
through the United Kingdom without journalists
or even some White House officials, any of the wiser.
In other words, making the people aboard Air Force One
unwittingly decoys for a potential assassination attempt
by Brugga, Brugga, the Mullas.
They literally made...
the journalist's bait.
After the flight,
Prasad says,
or Philbrick says,
asked why reporters
had had to close their window shades when leaving Turkey,
Trump failed to mention that he had switched flights.
I'm number one on their list,
but if I go, you go, right?
As it turns out, maybe not,
Philbrick said.
Jesus.
So much for the war being over.
Can you imagine what would have happened if Iran had shot down Air Force One?
You know, like we've shot down other Iranian passenger planes, peaceful passenger planes.
We might use that as Cassus Belly to finally let him use one of his nukes.
Victoria just sent me a note saying the maggots are really made up of some of the most fundamentally
flawed people I've ever seen.
They seem completely unwilling
to work on themselves, even when doing
so, could help make the world a better place, and
perhaps most frustratingly, they
seem to have absolutely
no shame about it.
And echoing that, Micah
says, let's face it,
if the traveling press corps got hit,
he would have considered it a feature and not a bug.
And there would have been a big,
splashy memorial service, and
we would have celebrated it with radioactive fireworks over Tehran.
We're in so much danger.
And it's not danger from Iran or North Korea or ISIS.
It's danger created by the occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
And those chickens are trying to find somewhere to roost.
And we're still...
We're still at the front end of this nightmare.
I scrounged up $15 to put in my gas tank a couple of days ago,
and that came in at $3.82 a gallon.
It's going to be going back up because it was artificially reduced.
Randy Radar asking,
Do you think the intelligence community might possibly have signed off on the war due to the petro dollar?
Or there's an alternate theory that a loss of mid-eastern oil makes North American oil more prominent.
I don't think either one of those.
Because it's a world market, and frankly, we can't supply China with the oil it needs.
We can...
And it's, again, it's a global market.
No, the intel community, at least what remains of the formerly professional intel community, didn't sign off on it.
It's the salute snappers.
We already have accurate and trustworthy resources.
reporting that while and you know i hate given i hate giving the couch fucker credit for anything but
here we are um jimmy dick bowman said you boss i don't think this is such a good idea
and apparently nit went nero said shut up jit and then uh whiskey pete kegbreath
gave him a wedgie and a swirley because whiskey pete was the one saying yeah boss let's do it
while we can we can we we'll we we'll we'll we'll we'll we'll we'll knock out that government
uh overnight and and and we'll have regime change and and we'll be marching down the streets
of terra on by next week you can do it daddy you're tough and here we are and he's scared
not shitless he's scared shitful and there's no end in sight and this can get so so much worse
I mean, my God, he's golfing now with an anti-aircraft missile battery
because a couple of civilian aircraft strayed into temporarily restricted airspace.
And he went into sweat condition alpha.
They're trying to kill me.
Yes, pardon my colorful language, Ralph's.
Caesar was a rut in on Cleopatra.
Yes, he was.
They got a little Caesar out of it.
Cesarian was his name.
He has said not to have survived for long after the murder of Caesar
because he, well, he got in the way of Octavian,
who was only an adopted son and a grand nephew,
whereas Cisarian, well, he was fruit of Gaius' own loins.
Mercy sakes.
Randy says we were supposed to have shortages by now, weren't we?
Not necessarily us, and not necessarily now.
We're already going to have shortages.
They're already manifesting.
But we don't get oil from the Persian Gulf.
We get our oil from our dear friends, Canada and Mexico,
as well as producing our own toxic sludge.
But the world is having problems.
you know, airlines and whatnot.
And of course there's the helium,
which is going to be a long-term problem,
according to that one high-ranking medical practitioner
from some hospital that we talked about a couple of months back,
who said, yeah, this is going to be a five-year problem at least.
It's happening, Randy,
just because it's not happening directly within our own sphere,
does not mean it's not happening.
Nittwit Nachonero in the cargo container.
Lee in New York says my suspicion is that he was lured into the container with a line of hamburgers.
Hamburders and Diet Coke's.
At which point he looked up and said,
Well, I'm be cocked.
Just ow.
There we are.
Micah says no one talks about the fertilizer.
You think food costs are insane now?
And I mentioned that documentary I watched a couple of nights.
nights ago. Ancient Armigan, I don't want to spoil it for anybody, but it was a combination of
events. Warfare, climate change, drought, famine, earthquakes, and it was sufficient just to bring the
whole house of cards flat as a pancake. So we're kind of piling some of those up. And I don't
think that the billionaires are at all ready or have anything resembling a plan because again
massive wealth is not an indication of massive intelligence no no yeah micha you think food costs
are insane now if you i don't know um maybe when autumn comes if you've got a little bit of a yard
you might want to turn some of it under and think about a garden for next spring
And hey, grow your own lettuce, at least if you're growing your own lettuce, you know that you're not pooping on it.
You know, like they do over at Taylor Farms.
The billionaires don't have a plan.
Micah says, sure they do.
They've got bunkers.
Yeah, in New Zealand, no less.
But I don't think the Kiwis are going to be too fond of them.
And that's one of those other collapse of the late Bronze Age things.
It looks like at some point in time people really,
rose up and actually participated in the destruction of their own civilizations because it was, well, a matter of a few thousand people living in the citadel and everybody else living on the slopes below.
And they got tired of busting their asses for a few thousand privileged people.
and so they
eliminated
the privileged people from the
equation
I mean think about the
terror in France
in what 1793
if what the
anthropologists and archaeologists and
geologists and what not are positing
turns out to be true
that's
well the French terror
of the Bolshevik revolution, child's play.
They took down an entire global network.
And here's the thing.
We're actually more fragile than they were.
By the way, there's resource scarcity, too.
Tin was fairly rare back then,
and you've got to have 90% copper and 10% tin to make bronze.
If the tin goes away, you are,
be cocked.
We have our own equivalent of tin oil.
But don't worry,
Nitt Nero hates windmills.
So what else
as we cross the halfway point
of the program?
We've got $180 to go.
We can knock it down by bits and pieces.
If we could just come up with
one day's funding to manage last
Tuesday, $180 to go there.
we could stay at
whatever we can do to bring the number down
so that we're not looking at $5,000 at the end of August
would be huge
and I'd like to keep broadcasting every evening
and not have the friendly folks from Appalachian power come up
and sorry
you get to live in the dark
it's just going to be a rough couple of months
oh my God that's perfect
from Joy in Ann Arbor
I mentioned
you know grow your own lettuce because
you won't poop on it like Taylor Farms does
at this point
and this is just a comment that
where do you find these wonderful
quips Joy
at this point Taylor Farms should just
repurpose their produce as colonoscopy
prep yeah
pretty much
and now
Katie Miller
you might recall
yesterday we talked about how apparently she had several relationships including you know this is all
before she married the man that loves to have a mouth full of mayonnaise funny how that's the
most disgusting part of this entire story uh but yeah she apparently banged steve bannon
and
Eric Swalwell
God
Yeah
from Haley
Not Haley in Arkansas
From Haley
Taylor Farms
Colonoscopy prep
It might taste better than typical prep
At least
Oh that shit's nasty
Ugh
Thanks for reminding me Haley
And thank you Steve
In New York
I presume you're back home
$15 challenge
Let's go folks
Let's keep Roxanne on the air
Do yes, let's please
Thank you Steve
And so if that challenge gets met
We will find ourselves at
1650 and only $150 to go
To get funded for last Tuesday
The second day of July
Thank you again Steve
Jeremy says
I'm waiting on two SDRs
from China.
I don't believe they'll make it for a stated delivery date,
one being Thursday this week,
and the last track was still in the middle of China.
No, I don't think so.
I'm sorry, but I think you're right.
And courtesy of joy, again,
not aimed at you at all, just a general education.
El-Said.
Say it is almost one word.
It sounds downright southern, Joy.
what did he say he said
are we sure he's not Appalachian
like the word said with a long a
like in Alabama they say
practice
he said she said
Abdul said
I'm so tired of hearing
Saheed
Sayyid and Sayyad
I just go with what I've learned in the past
but apparently you know everything gets American
and changed.
So, okay, say it.
I will try to make a note of it.
It was also Joy who straightened me up on Rashida Talib
and on Yuvaldi,
giving it its proper Texan pronunciation.
Just a reminder, having mentioned Yuvaldi,
I can't imagine how Ken Paxson could possibly win that
Senate race against James Talleyico, but then again, it takes ass.
But particularly in light of the fact that speaking of the murdered children of Yuvaldi,
Ken Paxton, without so much as a hint of irony, declared,
Well, Yuvaldi was a part of God's plan.
Well, good.
Somebody find God.
I want to see the plan.
And maybe we should put God away for a while, because anybody who plans
that sort of thing is a psychopathic homicidal maniac and needs to be dealt with harshly.
But no, he really did say that.
But back to Katie Miller.
Oh, she's big mad.
Because apparently as part of the FBI, you know, everything is a projection or a confession.
And so the maggots have been screaming lawfare for all, for all, for,
practically 10 years, while at the same time that was their entire goal and desire to do lawfare against their political enemies.
You know, Nixon had an enemy's list.
Well, so does this crowd of criminals.
And they're acting on that list with far more determination than Nixon ever did.
And so over at Washington Post, a reporter there, Dan Lamath,
he's the one who
told the story about
Nitwit Niro
and the airport catering truck
well
Katie who's been having a tough time of it lately
now that everybody knows the entire history of her
sex life
and how it was sort of
bipartisan
no no not that kind of buy i'm talking about she apparently screwed democrats and republicans alike
how much you must loathe yourself to jump between the sheets with the man who looks like rancid hot dog water smells
uh i don't i don't i can't even i mean just by saying that i've probably ruined the libidos
of uh of the horn family community congregation gay straight asexual pansexual whatever
for a while.
Oh, Steve, talk dirty to me.
We're going to deconstruct the administrative state.
Oh, Steve, that gets me so hot.
Well, since Dan Lamoff did the whole reporting about the bullshit,
call it Operation Cleopatra, why don't we?
Well, Katie took it upon herself to have a tizzy.
and run over to X and post a great big whopping excrement.
Yeah, this is a dandy.
There's some loser out there super pleased and fulfilled with himself
because the leftist media is giving him attention and telling him how brave he is.
The thing is that members of his own staff in the White House didn't know about this cowardly dodge.
He is yellow.
He doesn't have a yellow stripe down his back.
It's the whole back and the front.
What a coward.
Sit down, Katie.
Your 15 minutes are up.
Really?
This timeline.
God, almighty, this timeline.
And we haven't had a lot to talk about regarding her in a while,
but Caroline, Real Pooh-Poo, Leave it Alone,
has found her way back into the public consciousness.
Yesterday, she took a picture of her notes
and posted it on social media.
She was getting ready to be interviewed
by the life support system for a haircut,
the Hannity Job,
and God.
Over at Patriot Takes,
on what used to be Twitter,
They posted, Caroline Leave-It-Alones note inside her Fox News media van,
reminds her to say, extreme liberal Democrats while on air with Sean Hannity.
Hannity 810 Dems, extreme liberal Democrats.
She posted, we made it, ten minutes to prep.
Oh, my God.
She's reminding herself to use a term that she uses all the time anyway.
And so during the interview with the last.
support system for a haircut. She said, we cannot allow these radical extreme far-left liberals to take
power. We have steady progress under President Trump right now. If these radical extreme liberals are
given a chance at power in Washington, D.C., they'll try to obstruct this president and turn our
country into a communist hellhole with every extreme liberal policy that they try to implement.
A reminder, Caroline Real Poohoo, leave it alone, is closer in age to her two infants.
than she is to the age of her husband, her former landlord.
Extreme liberalism.
I don't think we've got any of that here at all.
But it's telling that in 2026, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was.
In 2026, wanting people to be able to go to the doctor when they're sick is extreme liberal.
capitalism, communism, we cannot allow these extreme, radical, far-left liberals to take power.
Well, I'd just appreciate it if you'd maybe let us know if you ever run across one of those.
And, of course, social media had a high old time, one pointing out a Canadian, Fiona Canney,
because she says it so seldom.
No, she has to write it down because she doesn't know what she's talking about.
Why should she be any different from the rest of this ugly, corrupt, fiscally incompetent,
non-democratic administration?
She's just a mouthpiece.
She has no independent agency.
Extreme left, radical liberals.
Why does that remind me of something?
Yeah, I think, yeah, I think this is it.
I hope it is.
kind of
guessing at it
you'll know it immediately
you'll know it immediately
man drake
yes jack
have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water
well
yeah i
can't say i have
jack
vodka
that's what they drink isn't it
can never water
well i
believe that's what they drink jack yes
on no account
will I calm me ever drink water
and not without good reason?
Oh, yes.
I can't quite
see what you're getting at, Jack.
Water, that's what I'm getting at, water.
And drink, water is a source of all life.
Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water.
Why do you realize that
70% of you is water?
Oh, God.
And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to repunish our precious bodily fluids.
Yes.
Are you beginning to understand?
Yes.
Mandrake.
Mandrake, have you never wondered why?
I drink only distilled water or rainwater and only pure grain alcohol?
Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes.
Have you ever heard of a thing called?
called fluoridation, fluoridation of water?
Yes, I have heard of that, Jack.
Yes.
Well, do you know what it is?
No.
Do you realize that fluoridation
is the most monstrously conceived
and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Yeah.
Water, Mandrake,
in little children's ice cream.
This monstrous communist plot, all that delivered by Sterling Hayden as General Jack D. Ripper.
Mandrick, I suppose it never occurred to you.
While we're chanting here so enjoyably, a decision is being made by the president when so one said about war.
No, that's not it either.
He might have been right.
But today, war.
is too important to be left to politicians.
They have neither the time, the training,
nor the inclination for strategic thought.
I can no longer sit back.
Here we are.
Communist infiltration,
communist indoctrination,
communist subversion,
and the international communist conspiracy
to sap and impurify
all of our precious bodily fluids.
If some major broadcast network was to splice in clips from Dr. Strangelove
with clips from Caroline, real poo-poo, leave it alone,
you think America might notice,
or would far too many Americans think that they were watching a documentary
of a real general fighting real
communism i'm scared it would be
the latter they
well he's making perfect sense
i mentioned ken paxton earlier
saying that uvaldi was in the slaughter
of innocent children was a part of god's
plan they do like that old testament juvenile delinquent in the sky
jehovah god don't they maybe though
I had a feeling I might be conjuring Reverbo.
Yeah.
Reverbo says, I always considered Dr. Strangelove actually a documentary and not a satirical movie.
It certainly plays like that now, doesn't it?
And it played like that then, too, because, of course, what is that?
1961, it's being filmed.
It's released in 1962, and the United States government was eaten up.
with red-baiting and paranoia over the commies.
Richard Nixon played a big part of that when he was in the house.
Of course, there's also Joseph McCarthy.
Well, nitwit Niro's mentor, Roy Cohn,
the man who wasn't gay but just liked to have sex with men.
Well, down in Texas, some people are catching on,
and they're beginning to take the fight to Ken Paxton, as it were.
Someone thought it would be a great idea for Ken Paxton to have a teletown hall
because, well, he had an in-person town hall and got called out for cutting a sweetheart deal for, you know, a friend of his.
who confessed to raping a little boy over a lengthy period of time.
So one caller got through and sort of gave a bit of a hissy.
Well, not the person having a hissy, but let's just say things got real uncomfortable for Ken Paxton real quick,
perhaps even more so than the one person who shouted,
why did you turn loose a pedophile at the in-person town hall?
God, I hope this follows him all overtakes ass.
It's nice to meet you.
I'm just wondering.
I'm not going to talk that relate to my family,
just like I don't think you would want to discuss your marriage on a call with thousands of people.
All I can tell you is that I'm proud of my kids.
I've got four wonderful kids.
I've got seven grandchildren, well, six and one on the way.
And there's a lot of steak, and so while I care about this country,
I'm not going to talk about things that would affect them.
So thank you much for your question.
Yeah, let's try a question from Rebecca.
Anybody got a question that isn't about can be in a philandering,
hypocritical, phony-ballony Christian asshole?
Anybody?
Rebecca? Rebecca, are you good?
And apparently, everywhere he goes now,
people are hounding Ken Paxton.
He had an event in Houston with hecklers yelling,
you cheated on your wife!
And that was while he was saying,
you know, that James Tala Rico,
he's not much of a man and he's not much of a Christian neither.
I'm a Christian.
And from the crowd, you cheated on your wife!
brilliant and of course that was a
you'll recall
a biblical divorce
which means that
it was upon the grounds of
his infidelity
well the rain's coming again
hopefully we
get to stay on the air
I hope it doesn't
Ken Paxton I hope it doesn't hurt too little
of course he's sleazy and greasy
and of course he's just
terribly terribly terribly
masculine, that's why he's obsessed with underage trans girls.
Yeah, Reverbo says, yeah, it was the age of mad, mutually assured destruction.
The fools.
The mad fools.
Oh, there's the thunder.
I mean, I like a good thunderstorm, but I hate that we can't stay on air while it's happening.
Well, y'all might even heard that.
I mean, these have been some high-quality thunderstorms.
They were wrong, says Jeremy.
Fluoride is the secret communist transjuice we've been warned about.
See what happens when you brush your teeth, see a dentist regularly, and get vaccinated.
And there we are.
Ralph's saying, thanks, everyone.
And from George in Korskold, thank you very kindly.
George's sending a note, too.
We are down to 1655, only $155 to go to finish.
funding for last Tuesday. Thank you, George.
George says, interesting YouTube viewing,
Meeting of Minds by Steve Allen and Pioneers of Hollywood,
in-depth interviews with many of your TV favorites.
Free all the Epstein Files. Here, here.
Oh, and speaking of Epstein files,
huh, I, hmm,
apparently some of his donors,
or one of his donors, or one of his donors,
donors, Paxton's donors, is trying to buy the Lolita Express airplane.
They always out themselves, don't they?
Yeah, there it is.
He got donations from a Texas family that at one point in time was trying to buy the Lolita Express jet.
That report came out today via MS now.
the sleaze just goes on and on and on forever.
The family is the Jaffee family or Jaffe family, J-A-F-F-E.
They show up in the Epstein Piles,
and a member of that family gave nearly $6,000
to groups that are in support of, well, the biblical divorce guy, Paxton,
Some member of the Jaffe family, as outlined in the Epstein Files,
showed up for trying to buy the Lillita Express,
and then another time showed up for reportedly associating,
according to an anonymous tipster, with scantily clad young women.
Meanwhile, Doug Jaffe III said,
Well, it had absolutely nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein or the Epstein's Files.
ever met Jeffrey Epstein, had no relationship or association with him, had no knowledge of the
anonymous tip you referenced.
Yeah.
The 2020 anonymous tip called the FBI National Threat Operations Center said that the Jaffee, someone in the Jaffey family was engaged in possible sex and drug trafficking.
The tipster said that at one point Jaffey invited them to come to a villa in Mexico that his aunt owned.
during spring break.
The MS Now report said,
while there, the anonymous caller said they saw a scandalously dressed young girl,
estimated her age at roughly 11 or 12.
Doug told the tipster the girl was his niece,
which she later found out was a lie.
Jaffe also, according to the caller,
took the tipster to a club in Acapulco, Mexico, called Palladium,
where young girls possibly underage were brought onto the stage and groped.
The girls had their bras removed and breasted.
fondled. The tipster
remember seeing several of Epstein's
associates in the villa's guest book
and
dropped a dime to the FBI, you know,
just in case.
That was 2020 after
Epstein committed suicide
in his cell
in New York.
Those are the kind of people that are
backing Ken Paxton.
And I guess we need
now that we're in and we are in the
third hour of the program. By the way, this is a conversation program. I don't just have to sit here
and yammer all evening. You're free to offer up any thoughts that may be occurring to you.
But I guess we need a Max Miller update. I didn't realize this. I only saw this story earlier today.
Good one. I feel like I need to fire up the doors.
From the American prospect, the story is titled, Max
Miller's endless war.
It all starts
with a doctor seeing Max Miller
in his vehicle.
At one point the doctor had thought
that it was a friend of his and pulled up and realized
no, it's Max Miller.
And so he got a Palestinian flag
and held it up to
the window and flipped
off Max Miller.
And Max Miller turned that into an entire
fabrication.
Dr. Ferris Hamdan
lost his job
had to post a $50,000
cash surety bond,
spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on legal fees
and the whole thing ran for about 24 seconds.
It was, it all happened on June 19th, 2025,
and by the time Max Miller was done with it,
it had turned into a desperate threat theft,
threat against his life.
And so he used his,
his power and office to get a 911 dispatcher to sick law enforcement on Dr. Hamdan.
And by the time it was done running through Max Miller's dangerous, drugged brain,
it had turned into the today I was running off the road in Rocky River,
and the life of me and my family was threatened by a person who proceeded to throw a Palestinian flag out the window of their vehicle
before taking off.
Then he edited it and took out the flying Palestinian flag.
But the original post made it into evidence at the trial,
because there was a trial.
He said that Dr. Hamdan was screaming at the top of his lungs
and said he would turn my house into a parking lot.
But that was just a line that Max Miller had been using any stump speeches.
And the next thing you know, Dr. Hamdan found out
that the parking lot of the Health Express urgent care,
in Parma, Ohio, had a dozen police cars in it as they ganged up.
The Rocky River Police Department, the Ohio State Highway Patrol, the U.S. Capitol Police and the FBI,
all eventually investigated.
Jesus.
I mean, it's a lengthy story.
And, of course, the upshot is that Max Miller
fabricated the entire thing,
never faced any consequences for it,
and now he's fabricating again.
This next one is weird.
Downright weird.
So he's now saying, Max Miller is,
that he agrees with a right-wing hacks piece,
Michael Tracy,
who actually said that Max Miller's probably not somebody you'd want to get anywhere near your daughter or your sister.
And Max Miller said,
Thanks for being the only journalist to ask the important questions,
approach the story from a place of curiosity,
and actually do your research before reporting.
The thing is, it was supposed to be a defense,
but it damned with faint praise.
The writer saying,
Miller isn't someone you'd recommend your own daughter, sister, female friend
go out with on a date.
Tracy continued and wrote,
Emily may not be entirely wrong,
her former husband has various unpleasant character traits,
but for the media and political system,
just to credulously parrot the allegation escalations,
show she's unleashed is completely,
Bonkers. Jesus.
And then this right-wing hack also went after Anna Pavel Laguna,
or whatever she's calling ourselves these days,
who pulled out of a rally while still saying,
no, I really like him.
Well, he's now under formal investigation by the House Ethics Committee.
So what?
But the thing is, a freak like Max Miller,
once he's in the not so tender clutches of the goddess of irony,
he's going to continue to get worse.
And of course, it's not, yesterday we had the terrifying silent wife of Mike Rogers down in Florida
posting his plea to Democratic voters who are upset about.
Abdul El-Said
with his wife sitting there just making faces
and looking terrifying.
She eats children.
Now
it's another
Mac.
Mac Collins of
Georgia Stan.
He's running for Senate down there
against John Ossoff.
And when he stopped to do
some stumping in Savannah, Georgia.
Well, one of the domestic terrorists
who was arrested, convicted,
and then pardoned over the attack on the Capitol
on January of 6th, 2021,
well, he had a question for Mike Collins.
See, I almost said Rogers.
No, he had a question,
and well it leads to more questions but here we go
with Todd blanche being confirmed as the new attorney general
and the victims of political weaponization fund being such a
controversy issue that's important to me I lost everything I'm a business owner
now in Savannah by the grace of God I lost my home my car
all my entire life savings to put it clearly
would you support either the victims of political weaponization fund
compensation fund or some form of compensatory relief
not just to January 6ers like myself, but all Americans left, right and center,
who have become victims of a weaponized political system.
Yeah, you know, it's anything, a lot of things have been politicized and weaponized,
and when the federal government harms you, then yes, they have a might be looking to you.
That's easy. Yes, sir.
Thank you.
I guess it's no surprise.
This guy is one walking maggot dumpster fire every second of his life.
but he supports payouts for people who were convicted of attacking the government of the United States.
He supports giving money to people like this Q&ON goon who attacked the seat of government on January 6th,
and dude wants money.
If you didn't hear it, Colin said,
a lot of this has been politicized and weaponized.
When the federal government harms you, then yes, they have a liability too.
That's easy.
Yes.
Good, Mike.
Would you go and get a whopping big check cut for Hunter Biden, please?
And Dr. Fauci while we're at it, maybe compensate him for all the money he's had to spend out of his own pocket to keep your supporters from murdering him and his family.
And, of course, the terrorist mentioned Todd Blanche being confirmed and sworn in.
Well, the ink was probably barely dry on his swearing-in paper
when a brand-new legal opinion emerged from the bowels of the maggot DOJ,
the Office of Legal Counsel,
and it said that Nitwit Niro's executive privilege
extends to private citizens who give advice to the president.
recall that Senator John Cornholio, coward, said,
I think the DOJ needs Senate confirmed leadership to prevent some of the chaos and dysfunction over there,
and I think Blanche is as good as you're going to get.
Yeah, I guess we could wind up with, well, Alina Havana, Havana, Havana, Havana,
counsel for the parking garage, God knows, Juice Box, Janine.
And by the way, Steve,
Your challenge was met, so thank you very kindly.
That actually takes us down to 1640.
Thank you so much, Steve, and thank you, George.
And the Office of Legal Counsel now says that executive privilege applies so long as communications relate to official presidential decision-making,
involve the president or his direct advisors and are confidential.
This, by the way, in case you're wondering, and I'm sure you're not, is brand-ass new.
This was actually the source of the man who looks like rancid hot dog water smells doing 90 days of jail time for contempt of Congress and being convicted.
And one legal analyst, a legal historian at the University of Maryland, Holly Brewer, over on Blue Sky, said,
It must have been prepared beforehand when Blanche was acting AG,
but even Republican senators might have been spooked by such claims.
It was ready to go.
The Office of Legal Counsel doesn't just gin out something like this
a few hours after someone is sworn into office.
Who else might this affect?
Well, Marcy Wheeler pointed out that Boris Epstein
doesn't have a government job
but he gives advice to nitwit Nero
and both he and Stevie three shirts are in active court filings
they were part of the behind-the-scenes effort
to arm-twist law firms
and they were successful
even joke toad formerly of meet the prostitute
said legally dubious for sure
but the mere existence of this memo is the White House acknowledging a future with Congress subpoenas
targeting the private sector who did deals with Trump and his family and friends.
So the White House is trying to extend executive privilege to private citizens to communicate with Potus White House.
Yeah.
Surprise, surprise, surprise, Sergeant Carter.
God, I'm mighty.
So, well, it's not like the maggots didn't know.
that this shit was coming.
Of course they knew.
Bill Cassidy knew.
That's why he looked like such a broken man when he made his speech on the Senate floor.
Oh, and by the...
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think I mentioned that yesterday, Bill Cassidy saying,
well, it's not good science to do this with the vaccines.
Shut the fuck up forever.
Oh, and trouble in Maggotland.
At this time, Lindsay Graham's sister is losing her election, Ralph tells me.
Oh, really?
Uh-huh.
I'm from Cynthia in the Bay Area.
So that's why I'm trans.
And yes, I heard that lightning.
Normally fun to hear for a change of pace.
But I don't want to see your show taken down by it.
And even potentially worse, we could have dry lightning here in our bone-dry hills tomorrow night and into Thursday.
All we need is more wildfires burning at the state.
I wish we could have a lot of rain with it instead.
I wish you could too.
We're under a flood watch,
and Boone County, West Virginia is under a flood warning.
Well, they've got a lot of sludge dams down there
that can be overtopped if things get bad enough.
Yeah.
Oh, you are, you're such a cynic, Jeremy.
It's not real thunder.
It's a cheap trick done with your AI companion, Alexa.
You hide it in it.
You don't even hide it anymore.
That's right, I am, man, I.
Let me answer a question right now.
Anyway, Bill Cassidy, he got scorched this morning on my former filthy morning habit.
I can at least enjoy the humiliation.
Mr. Kennedy and the administration reached out seeking to reassure me regarding their commitment
to protecting the public health benefit of vaccination.
To this end, Mr. Kennedy and the administration committed that he and I would have an unprecedentedly close collaborative working relationship if he is confirmed.
It confirmed, he will maintain the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices, recommendations without changes.
CDC will not remove statements on their website pointing out that vaccines do not cause autism.
based on Mr. Kennedy's assurances on vaccines and his platform to positively influence
Americans' health, it is my consideration that he will get this done.
It's really just right out of Star Wars, The Last Jedi, where Luke says, amazing.
everything you just said is wrong.
And Willie, literally everything he said there is absolutely wrong.
And proven wrong yesterday.
And that's Dr. Bill Cassidy, the senator of Louisiana,
who of course knew much better when he cast that vote to support the nomination of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.,
to do the things that he's doing now, as we'll get into it in some detail.
This is the same Senator Cassidy, who was choked up on TV,
a few days ago talking about the historic vote he took to approve Todd Blanche, despite the fact
he's leaving town, doesn't have to run for re-election, doesn't need Donald Trump anymore,
and knows that having someone's personal attorney become the attorney general of the United States
is patently wrong, but he views himself as a historic figure. He was wrong there and wrong back
in 2025 when he voted for Bobby Kennedy. And the rest of us will pay for, children will pay
for it. Yeah. Children are going to pay for this. Families are going to pay.
for it. The Department of Justice is going to pay for just his remarkable cravingness, his fear.
Terrible.
So that was, of course, what we showed you there, Republican Senator Bill Cassidy of Louisiana
in February of last year, supporting Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s nomination as Health Secretary
in 2025 after Kennedy assured him he would protect the public health benefits of vaccines.
Fast forward to yesterday when President Trump, flanked by Secretary Kennedy, issued an executive order on childhood vaccines.
One that was widely criticized by doctors and scientists, including Senator Cassidy himself, who is a doctor.
We'll have a full fact check on the president's order ahead.
Along with Joe Willie and me, we have the co-host of our...
Yeah, bye, Nika.
I hope those two different.
shit, wick-spiddle votes of his haunt him like Banquo's ghost.
It was Banquo's ghost, wasn't it?
And we haven't heard that much, well, you know, since he issued the statement saying,
I've left the rehab facility, and I'm now going home to recuperate with the assistance of my
lovely wife, Elaine.
Not much McConnell news out there.
any day now he could take a turn for the worse
and of course
it'll be curious
when the sod's already growing
over the top of his
bra there in Kentucky
well
Scott Jennings over
truly putting the chicken in chicken noodle news
Scott Jennings
said that
you'll recall famously that the senator's improving position but he said it with a panel there at CNN and well
comedy ensued Kentucky Governor Andy Bashir says he has still not heard from Senator Mitch McConnell who banished from public view following his hospitalization on June 14.
Vanished.
Since then, the senator's office.
has only shared two so-called proof-of-life images.
Late last week, his office released a statement announcing he would be discharged from a rehab facility.
Scott Jennings spoke to Senator McCorme earlier today.
Scott, first of all, we...
Oh, did you?
We do wish the Senator of speedy recovery.
How is he doing?
And what did the Senator tell you?
I'm sorry, ma'am.
If you're wishing McConnell is speedy recovery, you're going to need a
at brown-skinned Palestinian daylaborer and semi-literate itinerant rabbi who wears a dress every day of his life
to walk up there to that house next to Tommy the tubers there somewhere in or around D.C.
And yell Lazarus come forth.
But do let's check in with Scotty Jennings.
It seemed to be doing a lot better.
You know, he left the rehab facility several days ago and he's been recovering at home.
And I could tell, you know, I talked to him early on and talked to him.
to him again today. I could tell being at home was better than being in the hospital. That's for sure.
He told me he was doing this rehab at home. And I think their plan is to hopefully...
What's he rehabbing, Scott? He was already in a wheelchair. He is a polio survivor.
What's he rehabbing? What? Is he working with dumbbells to build his arm strength? I mean, what's he
rehabbing.
Oh, by the way, I just got this in, and we've got about a half an hour to do it in.
If the horn can raise 100 bucks, I'll try to give two, a two-for-one tripling challenge.
So, wow, thank you.
That would be an entire day's funding, so we would actually knock out Tuesday and do about
half of Wednesday and maybe stay down below the, you know, keep below the $2,000 mark.
That's huge.
Do we have 10 at 10 or 1 at 100 or 4 at 25 or 8 at 1250 or 2 at 50 or 2 at 50, whatever?
Do we, is that, can we do that in the next 26 minutes?
because it would be great to get the lupine pest a little, at least backed up from the porch a little bit.
But back to Scott Jennings.
I wonder how the panel is going to respond to this conversation.
Get him back to the Senate.
It comes back into session September the 14th,
and I know there's some issues that he cares about a lot,
Farm Bill, NDAA, and some other issues.
So based on what I heard today, it sounded.
like he was in an improving position, but, you know, we're still a month away from the Senate
coming back into session.
He's probably come back in September.
Yeah, I think that's...
You can tell they're lying when they start using stilted language.
He's in an improving position.
What does that even mean?
You can tell he's improving?
Is this like program-related activities?
Oh, Scotty.
We know you're a liar.
You just don't realize how bad at it you are and how obvious it seems.
Wow, thank you.
Ralph's jumping in right quick.
So there's $50 to go on the two-for-one tripling challenge to get us an entire another day knocked off of the deficit.
Thank you, Ralph, thank you so much.
from Reverbo
Schrodinger's
cat and Senator McConnell
are still together in the box
and their life or death has still not been
determined. Updates on this story
will be broadcast as more definite
information
comes forward
of his
of McConnell's
improving
position.
Oh apparently
Darlene Graham Nordone
Nordone, who has forgotten, apparently forgotten that she's married and was using the name
Nordone for years and years and years. Ralph tells me that she is in, has gotten into the lead
down in South Carolina Stan. It's their hope is that he can get back to work. And by the way,
this is the end of his term. He's not running again. There's an election in Kentucky in November.
He'll be out of office come January. So this is the last few weeks of the Senate session of his term.
Do you just, like, call him up directly on his phone or does you call an aide and the aide hands it to, how does it work?
He called me directly from his phone today.
No, you have to understand.
I've known him since I was, you know, 16.
Sarah, call Scott Jennings.
No, sorry.
No, just no.
Elaine, could you
could you
look through the phone book and find the number
for that Jennings boy that used to work for me?
I want to call him.
17 years old. So we've had a relationship for a long time.
I worked on a lot of his campaigns over the years,
so it's not unusual for us to chat.
So in other words, you're a complete asshole,
and you hate America as much as he did.
Okay, got it.
but in today's case, you know, he was really up on the campaigns.
He's a political operative at heart.
We talked a lot about the Michigan Senate race.
We talk about Maine a little bit.
Talk about just the map in general.
Scott, why isn't he calling into a credible news organization?
I mean, why is he talking to you and not talking to...
You're saying it's...
Oh, my God!
Why isn't he calling into a credible news organization instead of just talking to you?
That is deaf and deletional...
Oh, my God. Scott, you're not credible.
To a credible news organization.
I mean, why is he talking to you and not talking to...
You're saying it's not credible to call me, Lulu?
I'm saying it's totally credible, but as you said, you're as friend.
But I mean, I think there's what I'm hearing from Governor Bashar,
and I'm just wondering how you view that is, you know,
why isn't he calling in to even one that he would consider friendly like Fox News?
I mean, I guess that's the prevailing question that is an answer.
Yeah, you know, my view of him and frankly my belief about,
wait a minute, is this going to be the he's a southern gentleman sort of thing?
He's a deeply private person, what?
And fair, you know, ask about the calls, but how about, does anybody in that house know how to work a video call?
I mean, maybe it's an Android household.
I don't know.
But, you know, Siri, messenger, no, not you.
I got to be careful about using her name.
Why proof-of-life photos and not the proof-of-life video?
Males of that generation is that they're intensely private, to be honest.
He's always been a little private about his own person.
Mailed it!
I'm giving myself a Ramalamed.
ding dong.
Like males of that.
Wait a minute.
Haven't we used the like males of that generation excuse before?
He's extremely private about his health kid.
Didn't he use that in his bullshit statement?
You know, the first statement.
I was just a little bit shy about talking about my physical infirmative.
health care. You know, he's a polio survivor. And one of the issues that he's had over time is weakness in his legs. I think that's part of what's going on here and part of the conditioning. Yeah, so it's not like we don't know about that. And the weakness in his leg is not, legs are not going to be rehabbed at this point in time. I have no doubt that he did a lot of rehab as a child when he was benefiting from the research funded by the March of Dimes and, uh,
got old enough to start pulling the ladder up behind him.
No doubt whatsoever.
But holy smoke.
He's having to go through right now.
But I think men of that generation, frankly, are just pretty private about it.
And to be honest...
Have you asked him to call into your radio show?
I hope that...
Oh my God, this is turning into a lovely little bit of cross-examination.
But you have a radio show.
Have you asked him to call into your radio show?
He will call into my radio.
show. I've had him on before, and I'm hoping to have him on as we get closer.
Are they just trying to train the AI so it will sound like Mitch McConnell?
Because I like to think my crummy impression of him's not that shabby.
Does he know about all of the blue.
Wait a minute. Just so I was not confessing to be an AI. I can already hear, I can already
hear Jeremy clacking away. Now, just stop that.
Is he aware of the whole swirl?
He told me today he said, it was like, I know this is unusual circumstances.
I'm sitting here.
The doctors tell me I don't have any life-threatening issues.
It must seem rather strange.
So, yeah, I got the feeling he's...
Is Scott Jennings also an aspiring script writer?
Somewhat aware of it and frankly somewhat frustrated by it.
You always say he's still doing the work, you know.
He's somewhat frustrated by it?
How would you know?
Would there be an extra low grumble?
And what's he frustrated by?
Whatever's frustrating him, he himself could alleviate.
His doctors probably aren't telling him not to communicate verbally with the governor,
the Commonwealth of Kentucky.
Who's telling him that the only person he can communicate with verbally is,
Scott Jennings from Brother Deacon Asa, Moscow, Mitch.
Why photo and not video?
The stroke took his brain's phonatory apparatus away.
That's why sometimes you've got to try shaving with Hockham's razor.
So is he using some sort of vocoder to, are we in a, no disrespect.
are we in a Stephen Hawking situation here?
Do you suppose Scott records these phone calls?
Do you suppose Scott is on both sides of these phone calls?
Yeah.
I mean, is he taking calls from constituents?
Is he having constituents come to meet with them?
I mean, because he hasn't voted since June.
Yeah, I know he's had several meetings with different kinds of people.
I know when the Senate was in last week.
He's having meetings with several different kinds of people.
You know, there's rich white people, rich white men, and there's some rich white women,
and there's some rich tall white men and some rich tall white women.
But it's mostly men folk.
But they're different kinds of people, you understand.
Definitely talking to some rich rich.
folks trying to prop up his replacement there. Yeah, sure. He had talked to Senator
Bozeman of Arkansas about the Farm Bill. I know he had talked to Senator, I think Senator Curtis
in Utah about preservation of the filibuster. So I know he was doing sort of senatorial work
on the phones as the Senate was winding up its previous session. Yeah, there, Ralphs,
exactly Ralph's or a Star Trek Captain Pike situation
you know beep once, beep twice
does everything Scott Jennings asks
asks him
is it in a yes or no format
so it's beep
or beep
beep
and I know he's had a few other visitors to come by
and talk to him about other issues and I know he's routinely meeting with staff
I do think this farm bill and NDAA stuff
coming up is pretty important.
I just have to ask this because I know Americans have been asking this.
He has voted against paid sick and family leave over the years.
And I just wonder if you think this will change his point of view about that.
Fuck no.
Because he's now been out.
That's communism.
What, seven, eight weeks?
Yeah, I really have no idea.
We didn't talk about that today.
I mean, just thinking about it, he voted against it in the past.
I don't know.
I'll be honest.
I hadn't contemplated how an 84-year-old's recovery from a fall would affect his views about his previous voting record.
But, I mean, I don't know.
I mean, this Bashir thing amuses quite a few of us in McConnell world.
You know, McConnell beat Andy Bashir's dad like a drum in 1996.
I don't think the Bashir's have gotten over.
Andy Bashir spends a heck of a lot of time out of Kentucky and away from the governor's office himself right now,
getting ready for his ninth place finish in South Carolina.
So I'm, you know, it's a little bit craven to me to see Andy Beshear out there running around.
Yeah, it's it's craving to see the governor of the Commonwealth of Kentucky asking questions that the governor of the Commonwealth of Kentucky could damned well be expected to ask.
And, well, to see the governor of the Commonwealth of Kentucky actually honoring his oath to the Constitution of the Commonwealth of Kentucky.
It's Craven, I tell you, it's Craven.
turning this into a political issue, when it's pretty simple.
An 84-year-old man, who's at the end of his term, had a health issue, he's recovering from it,
he's trying to get back to work.
I expect he will get back to work.
He got elected by the people of Kentucky to serve a full term, and based on what I heard today,
that's what he intends to do.
Well, he already hasn't, Scotty.
Since June, he hasn't.
There's going to be a gap in his full term.
God, this guy can't even lie convincing.
I kind of wish the panel would have been a little less genteel
within the closest we got was, well, no, you're not credible.
And a reminder, and at this point in time, CNN may have to put it up again.
Scott Jennings is not an employee of CNN,
and he is not a reporter for CNN,
and he does not have any obligation to tell the truth, period, end of sentence.
Thank you for your attention to this.
matter. He dead.
Moscow Mitch.
If I'm wrong, don't have any problem admitting that I'm wrong.
But so far, I mean, even my busted magic eight ball with the cracked screen that routinely and usually only yields the answer, answer hazy, ask again later, if I asked, if I, I asked,
it is Mitch McConnell still alive
and all of a sudden the crack screen
could just no
no
and frankly I trust
my
magic eight ball with the busted screen
a lot more than I
trust
Scott Jennings
and by the way
we got about
10 minutes left in the program
and
50 bucks is all we need to raise
to meet the
two for one
tripling challenge.
Fingers crossed.
Five at ten, ten at five, etc.
One more at fifty.
Thank you, Ralphs.
Ah, God, it's Titanic Tuesday, so, of course,
let's close,
yet might as well go after dinner
in the
Mountain Daylight time zone.
Sorry, Sylvie.
Sorry, Gary.
I didn't get to this yesterday,
but
Two Sundays in a row, Sunday before last, whalehead dead bear raccoon penis brainworm lamprey showed up to go toe to toe with Dana Bash at CNN.
That was a 21-minute meltdown that I wanted to play for over a week now and haven't quite been able to get through all the other stuff to run in its entirety.
is it a Stephen Hawking situation?
Brother Deacon Asis says,
no, it's a T.O. Salamanca situation.
You're welcome.
Well played.
Well played, Brother Deacon.
So then Sunday, Margaret Brennan over at C.
BS News had Dr. J. Botacharya on,
the acting director of the CDC.
And she took him on.
particularly over
anti-vaxxers and the role that this CDC is playing in it.
It's pure madness.
She said,
You were down in Atlanta this past week.
This is one year since that horrific shooting at CDC headquarters.
Officer David Rose was honored this past week.
He was killed last year protecting CDC employees from a gunman.
And we should note he was a combat veteran,
the United States Marine,
who had just graduated five months prior from the police.
Academy. Three kids left behind. The shooter is motivated by
misinformation about the COVID vaccine.
That's why I shot over 100 bullets into the windows of the CDC.
Is enough being done to counter this kind of misinformation?
Well, doctor, and I use the term loosely,
Jay Bottacharya,
really didn't want to go there.
I want to focus attention on Officer Rose,
because I think what the shooter did was horrific, and you can talk about why
shooters do things, but really fundamentally...
Well, his father said he was brainwashed about the COVID vaccine and thought it was making
him suicidal.
Well, I mean, the thing is, to talk about the shooter puts the emphasis on somebody who I
think we shouldn't be putting our emphasis on.
Margaret Brennan wasn't playing and said, no, I'm on misinformation about vaccines.
Well, uh, uh, the key thing is there's losses.
public trust in public health that happened in part because a lot of frankly even on this network and on other networks there's a particular single point of view of it across during COVID pandemic about how that led to things that really did cause harm to people
uh Margaret Brennan knew that she was well I'm sure she had viewed and viewed again and again the interview between Dana Bash and oilhead dead bear raccoon penis brainworm lamprey
So she knew she had to do better, so she pressed in and said, that's not a productive line of claims.
We covered COVID in depth on this program like no other Sunday show did.
Well, I mean, I'm not blaming you specifically.
What I'm saying is you want to talk about misinformation, the kinds of decisions,
and sort of the public sort of face of public health during the pandemic led to many people losing trust in public health.
And then it went sideways with her saying the Trump had been.
administration officials. No, I mean, I mean like Biden. So Biden, for instance, censored me.
The pandemic began under the Trump administration and we put those officials on our air.
But during the, just so we're clear, the Biden administration censored me, right?
They censored, they sent out direct attacks on people who disagreed on, on, on the COVID, on sort of whether the COVID vaccine stopped.
RFK Jr. called the COVID vaccine
the deadliest vaccine ever made
at which point they grunted each other for a bit
and she said that's misinformation
and we're not being clear about that
and I think that is dangerous wouldn't you agree?
Well people lost their jobs Margaret
because the Biden administration censored people
and said look you can't even talk about COVID vaccine harms
we're talking about a shooting
Well, yeah, and I'm talking about why you had the kind of distrust that's led to the kind of sort of problems that you're talking about.
We were talking about earlier in public health.
That distrust was not caused by President Trump.
It wasn't caused by Bobby.
Bobby.
It was caused by a sort of really fundamental misinformation.
But the thing is, Bobby was out there hustling for all he was worth.
Mm-hmm.
What was it, the Vaccine Information Network?
Yeah.
made a bullshit documentary saying that the COVID vaccine was worse than the Tuskegee experiment,
and that black people shouldn't take the vaccine?
Yeah, but often spread by the government itself regarding natural immunity, closures of schools, closures of mask mandates.
People lost their jobs because of these vaccine mandates that didn't make any public health sense.
So if you want to talk about public trust, you have to embrace that pulley, right?
You can't just talk about it in a narrow political way.
I'm talking about a shooting at the CDC and an officer.
You said you just went to honor.
That's what I was talking about.
You're talking about something else entirely.
No, no, you're trying to, just to be blunt.
I also asked you about the shoring up public trust.
Well, what you're talking about is you're trying to blame the shooting on Bobby.
No, I'm not.
I'm relating to you what his father said.
No, no, while you're reading, what you're saying, what you're implying is it somehow
a lack of public trust.
I'm not talking about him.
I'm talking about your visit.
Oh, yeah.
And is enough being to...
I think it's really unfortunate.
Since you want to restore public trust,
tell me what you're doing now
because the Washington Post and Bloomberg reported
the White House as preparing an executive order
on vaccines and autism.
What's it going to prescribe?
This was Sunday before Monday,
which is Monday when...
And it went near...
They're pumping whole pop bottles of shit into babies.
What is it going to do?
Why are we seeing another...
announcement here when I know you're launching research into a plethora of issues that are contributing
factors potentially to autism. Why would the White House be saying only look at this thing?
Well, I don't. I mean, I would have to ask the president about the specifics because that's going to
oh, the executive order. I tell you what we're doing. You think that's restoring trust in vaccines.
Ouch. The purpose of the, whatever the, I mean, you can ask the president about the executive order,
but I'll tell you what the focus of the president has been. You don't know about the executive
of order. I won't be able to tell you specifically what's on it because I don't think it's done yet,
but you can ask the president about it. What I can tell you is that the president cares deeply,
as does Bobby, about the rise in autism. I know you do as well. There's so many families around
the country that have faced issues of this, right? Yes, and they want real information.
And so as I, as NIH director, have been focused on making sure that we have science that addresses
is that very complicated question about why we've seen a rise in autism.
It's not going to be a simple answer.
Last year I authorized something called the Autism Data Science Initiative.
We're going to have a big sort of early sort of results from it
in a couple of weeks from the dozen and more scientific teams
that have been funded to look at this with a mandate of thinking very broadly,
not just genes, not just environmental exposures, but potential interactions.
We don't know.
If you ask me as a scientist, do I know,
Why have we seen this rise in autism?
I'll tell you.
I don't know the answer to that question.
Wow.
Dude was in a full-on panic.
And he was just sitting there dangling.
And to sort of put a bow on things and go back to the beginning of the program.
Now you have the people who were influenced by Bobby Kennedy and others.
And the people who wanted us to, I don't know, put black lights in our bottoms and drink.
bleach and rub our gums with art bark antifungal.
Now they're refusing blood transfusions.
Again, self-selecting, removing themselves from the gene pool.
Okay.
One last story, because we got to, we got to end this on, yes, yes.
Randy Radar said earlier,
they're going to with regard to Moscow Mitch and talking on the phone they're going to have to crank up the voice generator queen to Queens level three uh-huh all right a few minutes left
if we can even get part of the remaining 50 and that'll be huge oh yeah this is gross but again mountain daylight time zone gets theirs too
recall our long-standing reference for the junior senator from Texas, the Cubanadian,
Raphaelito Eduardo Cruz, the anointed booger-eaten future king of America.
The booger-eaten part, he earned that part of his nickname when during a Republican presidential pageant back in 2016,
just as quick as a frog
poking its tongue out and grabbing a fly
Raphaelito
flicked his tongue out
and larked a booger
off of his nose
or off of his upper lip
it was disgusting
I can still see it in my mind's eye
but we got a new one
this isn't quite up there with
sucking one down
but
well
Whiskey Pete
went down to South Kakalaki
for the renaming
ceremony
oh Ralphs that was
J. Bada Chari
J-A-B-H-A-T-T-A-R-A-A-R-A-A-A-I-A-A-R-A-A-I-A-
I think
Jay Batacharya.
The video is as crazy as I made it sound.
But anyway, the DUI hire
went down to South Kakalaki for a renaming ceremony
to name some military installation.
Joint base Lindsey Graham.
I like to hope that maybe all the pretty foliage
and plants and flowers and whatnot,
that in the process of putting those
in that maybe they scattered in some ladybugs.
I don't know, though.
But he was talking.
Scott Bessent was there, and so was Whiskey Pete.
There's a little audio to go with it,
but it's more visual, so I'll have to give you the color commentary.
Bessent is holding the microphone and yapping away.
Whiskey Pete is giggling like he's just seen a dirty picture.
Maybe of Miss Lindsay.
The first C-17.
Oh, God damn it.
So, as Scott Bessent is saying, the first C-17...
...come to Charleston Air Force Base was called...
And Whiskey Pete doesn't even have his necktie on.
He's open collared, and I'm sure he's got some Rayban Aviators somewhere
in case he needs to make a serious point by putting on and then removing his sunglasses.
But the point is, as Scott Besson says, the first C-17s,
Whiskey Pete, and not to promote it or glorify it or anything,
but people who, let's say, interacted maybe like back in the 80s,
early 90s,
interacted with Bolivian marching powder,
or new people who did,
might recall that
someone who's just done a couple of bumps
will often wipe their nose.
That's what Whiskey Pete did.
He sniffed and put his hand under his nose,
wiped his nose
and continued upward
rubbing it into his already
thopped hair
because no way is he a dapper-dan man
no he wiped his bug right into his dew
now this is the same whiskey feet
kegbreath who once proudly claimed
it was 2019
he claimed that he had not
washed his hands since at least 2009.
At the time, and he was still on the couch over at Fox News TV Radio Rwanda,
Whiskey Pete said,
"'Terms are not a real thing.
I can't see them, therefore they're not real.'"
So we're going to have to work booger into the, well, the DUI hire Whiskey Pete
Booger Hair Hager-Hag-Seth?
We'll workshop it.
Jesus Christ,
he's a walking petri dish.
You're so disgusting.
Why not just jam that pinky right up in there to at least the second knuckle
booger hair?
Hair bugger.
He uses brilger cream.
Again, we're just workshopping it.
Some of these are going to be good.
Some of these may be not so good.
he's married like to a woman
you reckon he was dealing with the
after effects of a little bit of
andean skiing
that he did there before
because he was just kind of wandering around again
no tie on shirt collar open
he was looking cocaine groovy there
for those of you who know the look
I've
I've remarked repeatedly
on just how stupid this timeline is,
how every day is a new indignity.
And I've been working in or around journalism for decades.
And never in my life did I expect to read
a headline from a legitimate journalism outfit
titled,
Watch Pete Hegseth wipe actual snot in his hair
with the subhead.
Is this the secret ingredient in Hegseth's hairstyle?
Because that's what the new Republic published.
Watch Pete Hegseth wipe actual snot
in his hair.
And remember, his Orange Daddy
describes himself as a notorious germaphub.
How's that going to play?
Has anybody told Orange Daddy
that Whiskey Pete doesn't wash his hands?
We have from time to time on this program
use the terms not-nosed brat.
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