Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 11 May 2026

Episode Date: May 12, 2026

Edited to correct date.

The password is blinker. It's showtime. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussin with America's only liberal trans-billy elitist right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch,

who invites you to be part of the uprising against mountaintop removal. CRMW.net. And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is. Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this 11th day of May, 2006. This is the horn. Head on dot live is where you'll find us on the interweb tubes. That's where you go. If you'd like to be part of the Mary Wacky's any real-time Madcap multimedia extravaganza. that is the horn chat room in the old holler tree in the three hours in which this program is live, Monday through Friday, 5 to 8 p.m. Eastern daylight time, 2 to 5 p.m. Pacific daylight time, all time zones in between and the Great Globe round, and whatever time it is, when you're listening to the podcast.

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you can get there that way as well. And so, well, enjoy. Pop on in, the conversation's great. And let me start this program with, tremendous happy birthday wish to our very own Ralphs.

Happy birthday Ralphs. Happy 71 years around the sun. And I wish you many, many more. And I hope this one has been thus far, absolutely joyful. So, again, happy birthday ralps and many happy returns. And of course, every program here at the Horn begins with gratitude, and this program is no difference. So consequently, we say thanks to our 11th, 10th, and 9th day of the month subscribers. And that includes Ralps, who jumped in and celebrated her 71th birthday with 71 bucks.

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So with the thank yous having been made, where do we stand? We are at, goodness me, we begin this week at a $3,290 deficit. That's rough. So hopefully we can knock some of that out somewhere along the way during this program or during the week. And as far as program notes are concerned, I had my nuclear stress test today, or as we call them here in the Hills, stretch test. It was no biggie. It was just time-consuming.

And, Gino, you were absolutely right. I guess they've pretty much abandoned the whole treadmill thing altogether. It's much simpler. And as the PA explained to me, less prone to causing, and this is a phrase, just don't want to hear, you know, sudden cardiac death. Uh-huh. So they did the, they did the injection, and I just sat there and got really lightheaded. And a few minutes later, they handed me, of all things, a cola beverage with caffeine in it.

And usually I'm kind of like, no, no caffeine, thanks. But in this case, yeah, it boosted me back up. I think I got out of there. The appointment was at 9, and I got out of there about 12.30 or so. Because a lot of it is just sitting around and waiting to go through the imaging machine again. But I haven't gotten a report back. And, well, I'm not pins and needling. I'm not catastrophizing.

I'm just going to wait. But, you know, the echo is cool, so maybe this is cool, too. Fingers crossed, right? Yeah. So, hooray. But like I said, the rest of the week looks unencumbered. So hopefully every program will be on air, on time, and fingers crossed. Okay.

Now, you remember when, who was it, Margaret Brennan, read the quote from Cole Allen's manifesto the nit witness Oh, you're disgusting. It's just disgusting for reading that. I'm not a pedophile. I'm not a rapist. Oh, you thought that was about you? Oh, mailed in.

Well, something a little bit like that. The password, Blinker, has its roots in an event today yeah nitwit Nero

dozed off again Don Snorleone out there snoozing through his presidency once more because well he's not a well man in so many ways but in this case

it wasn't a matter of asking him and I'm not a great piece, doesn't it? No. This was some chud, and when you see language like this, you feel like it's probably Stephen Chung. A correspondent for Reuters just happened to snap a photo

of nitwit Nero snoozing away. The correspondent in question won Idris Ali, and here's the caption. U.S. President Donald Trump attends a maternal health event in the Oval Office at the White House

in Washington, D.C., U.S., May 11th, 2026, Reuters, Evelyn Hochstein. That's what he posted. He didn't say anything about Don Snorleone. He didn't say anything about old grandpa dribbling and dozing at the end of the at the end of the afternoon or anything like...

No? I just read you exactly what he said. So the White House rapid response team said... He was blinking, you absolute moron! He's a blinker! He blinks! He's blinky! President Blinky! No, he was blinking, you absolute moron.

He didn't... No one said he wasn't. But the thing is, if he's blinking, what I want to know is why half of his mouth sort of droops when he blinks. Because it does. He's a tired old fella. He's a tired old pedophile. But they're so paranoid this bunch that they're jumping at ghost. that aren't even there.

News blinking. And then there's another photo. Showing that really scary senator woman from Alabama, Katie Britt. U.S. Senator Katie Britt speaks, and I mean, their mouth is open. She's

talking. Next to U.S. President Donald Trump during a maternal health event in the Oval Office at the White House in Washington, D.C., U.S. May 11, 2020. Reuters, Evelyn Hochstein. Stein. So she's talking right behind his head,

and I guess he's blinking there too. Funny how Reuters can only take a photograph of him when he's blinking. But then again, when the blinks go on for minutes on end, well, there we are. And the thing is, once they stricent affected themselves, People showed the White House Rapid Response team to be, well, you know, buyers, buyers. Because people then posted the extended video that shows a really long, long, long, blank.

So I don't know. Maybe hence forward he's blinking, blink face. That blink. on the order of at least 20 seconds. Yeah. Aaron Parnas said, The White House says this is Donald Trump blinking. Christopher Hale,

a former Democratic Party delegate, said, the president blinked for 19 seconds straight. And another one responded to the White House rapid response team. Does this look like blinking to you morons? Oh, bless their hearts at the Midas touch, they are.

They are funny Doctors and health organizations Generally recommend that healthy adults Get 7 to 9 hours of blinking per night Yeah Even today he had trouble Staying up while Katie Britt was glazing him Get mad at whoever keeps him up at night

That's Brooklyn Dad defiant Well the thing is no one's keeping him up at night He's keeping him up at night Okay well You know Maybe his dragon-fifes fruit-sized prostate is keeping him up at night. But again, it's the drooping mouth.

I don't know what they're going to do when that little long, slow string of drool comes out of his mouth. Will Stephen Miller, nosferatu scurry around and lick it up? Oh, no. Here we are. Oh, here we are. Sure. Blinky.

And then, because it's more in Monday, a couple of whalehead, dead bear, raccoon penis brainworm lamprey sightings. One, he showed up in Cleveland at the... The Cleveland Club. That's Cleveland, Ohio. The Cleveland Club to give some sort of remarks that, you know,

blather some sort of idiocy because he is. He's a dangerous and toxic idiot. And protesters showed up and spelled out a sign on the sidewalk. RFK Jr. is a biohazard. Yes, he is. But then later,

do you remember we've talked about it from time to time here. The old video of him in his uncle Jack's Oval Office, he was maybe six, seven years old, wheelhead was, and he was reaching into a goldfish bowl, trying to grab a poor little goldfish and squeeze the life out of it, when eventually the president of the United States himself took the goldfish bowl away from his young psychopaths,

nephew. Some things never change. He was caught on camera recently having caught a little bird and was squeezing the life out of it. You could almost see the distress in the poor terrified bird. He didn't know whether he was going to get its head bitten off or just squeezed to, squeeze to death in the grips of the psychopath. So there was, and now this. Get to hockey puck. Just trust me. Bobby's mad at Jello. No, really.

He's all pissed off at Jello. I wish I was kidding. But no, he's decided. There's too much sugar in the food in the hospitals. We're going to cut federal funding for hospitals. that served too much sugar. That includes jello and fruit juice and Cheerios and even insure protein shakes. You know, if you've ever had reason to be in a hospital and be...

Son of a gun, there's another one of those little stickers. Missed one, one of the little electrode transducer thingies. Yeah. I thought it got them all. Oh, well. But if you've ever been in the hospital and you've had to go for a while without any food or liquid or anything, you're pretty grateful. And especially if you're on a clear liquids diet, something like that,

you get that first little cup of jello, and it may as well be ambrosia. Oh, yeah. I mean, I've had a couple of occasions to have it brought to me now. And I'm not even a big fan of jello. Generally speaking, there isn't a time here in the mansion where I say, hey, I'm just going to whip up a big batch of jello. But on something like a clear liquid diet, jello kind of counts. And I love the fact that apparently whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm lamprey. that's of the

hyanusport brainworm lampreys thinks he knows more than dietitians who have dedicated their lives to the study of actual nutrition Jesus so the maggots especially over at DHS

have promulgated new dietary guidelines what we need is more whale-head in the hospital cafeteria menus maybe some raccoon penis you know these things

have sugar in them for a reason and you know he doesn't like artificial sweeteners and what a year or so ago he was braying about how we have to have beverages with real cane sugar

I'm not going to go into the whole sugar versus high fructose corn syrup Cola Wars bullshit again. I did that, and I mean, y'all know that story. The villain in that one is a fellow who was long since dead named Roberto Gossueta. At one point in time, the CEO of Coca-Cola. Not even once. Girlfriend at the time worked in the PR department at Coca-Cola.

Oh, well. No, and so no, no, no apple juice, no, no orange juice. Cheerios? Cheerios? Really? I've never even cared for Cheerios because they always tasted like you know, packing media. Cheerios have too much sugar in them?

In order to even be able to contemplate eating a bowl of Cheerios, I'd have to have at least one sliced banana and a half a cup of sugar. Cheerios are the definition of bland. You know, the foghorn level of boring. Ah. Oh, that's a good, that's a good one, Ralph's. Nicely done.

Yeah. Jello? Jello? Yeah, Jello. From Ghostbusters, too. I guess it. Looks like a giant jello mold. I hate jello.

Come on, there's always room for jello. Of course there is. Oh, Ralph's! You're definitely banging on all eight here on your birthday. Room for Jello. But not in Whalehead, dead bear brain worm lampreys world. Oh, that was Lee in New York. Not Ralphs. Sorry, but, okay.

I'm sure Lee wishes you a happy birthday, too, Ralphs. Thank you, Lee. Sorry for the misattribution. From Christopher. Oh, that wasn't. Is my mouse not mousing? Druling Donnie from Christopher out in Oregon. Maybe Maggot leadership could start a staring up to Mars chorus.

The three goners, McConnell, Donnie, Grassley. All together now. And a one and a two and a three. Ooh. Ooh. Am I missing the gag somewhere, Christopher? Staring up. Yeah. If I missed that, it's definitely on me. And Sylvie, stress test, actually the southern pronunciation is nuclear.

No, that's not the southern pronunciation. That's the Bush pronunciation, Sylvie. I 8 long years of hearing him saying Nuclear You just You just made me come unstuck in time silly

But around here it's a stretch test too For that matter Hopefully one of those won't be necessary for another while And Sylvia's blinkie In our household In our household the term Blinky means milk that has gone past its sell-by-date In other words, foul-smelling, yellowish, white, curdled, sour, and old.

Yeah, I guess you could call Don Scorleone Blinky. God knows, he's rotten. Yeah, I know. Sugar? Sylvie says in hospital, sugar is sometimes necessary. Insure drinks are useful for seniors and malnourished patients because of their sugar and vitamin and mineral content. Carry in luggage. Ah! That's spelled C-A-R-R-I-O-N.

Luggage Kennedy needs to keep his stinking awful, O-F-F-A-L, proboscis out-of-of-h-dietary choices. I could not agree more. You know, some people, you give them a law degree, and suddenly they think they're geniuses. David and I were talking about the litigation learning curve a couple of weeks. ago. But even if a lawyer has learned a little bit about, say, an appendectomy, you still don't want to trust them to do one. Going through the machine, Lee says, forgive me, I'm imagining you being slid through an easy bake oven. Maybe that was where the design came from.

no this wasn't even this was a this wasn't even like a CT or anything it was just a some sort of an x-ray that you know sort of moved around and took different angles

create a 3D image I think nothing went clank or sounded like I was inside I was in the studio for the production of Welcome to the Machine by Pink Floyd well okay Jeremy says,

Lib Talker admits on air she knows what packing material tastes like when attacking defenseless Cheerios. Well, I'm not attacking. They're just not for me. God knows how many I mean,

I've seen a lot of babies, a lot of little tiny to-go bowls filled with dry Cheerios, and apparently babies love them. Yeah, that's true. Micah, that may be true. whalehead dead bear raccoon penis brainworm

lamprey just hates anything that brings joy to anyone's life he's like a puritan without the religion yeah I mean they were Calvinists of their sort and Lee did chime in and say happy birthday Ralphs Ralphs was their cake

oh and apropos of nothing tomorrow is primary election day here in almost level west by Coles Trump genia stand. And, well, I forgot to go out in an early vote. So I'm going to have to roll the dice and get up in the morning and go and see if I can vote on election day. It'll be interesting to find out. But that's, and, you know, we had some conversation on Friday about the Hanta virus.

And, well, well, what, Victoria? I just don't understand a doctor giving you a heart attack. What's next? Am I going to take food on a tray to a waiter? Well, they're not trying. It's just that it can happen. But I do. I like this medication variety better than the stand.

Because, you know, I had my little sweatpants on, loose clothing. I was all ready to get them walking shoes. I was ready to go. No, I'm not heavy breathing, you juvenile delinquents. don't even start. I was ready to go on the, just get going on the treadmill, but no,

just sat there and it, uh, it was an unsettling feeling. My blood pressure went, go-wump, down, you know, way low.

I was like, oh, that's interesting. And they sat there and monitored my blood. They did a great job. But it was, it was weird. And there were some other ladies in the,

uh, waiting room and we all, told, you know, older people medical stories to each other. That's the older version of sitting around as a kid and telling ghost stories. But no, it wasn't just the J-E-L-O. J-E-L-O-O-J-L-O, J-L-O, everyone. Wasn't that Jack Vennie? Apparently, this gang of incompetence and crook,

and petty criminals and various and sundry grifters and grafters have told whalehead dead bear penis bone brainworm lamprey to dial it back on the anti-vax stuff but according to the New York Times earlier today so much for that because while he had been told to shunct-h-h-h-ix-nay on the axiens vey abbey bay Now he's trying to show that, or at least say, he can't show anything, he doesn't know anything about actual scientific evidence. He may have some understanding of the federal rules of evidence, but that ain't the same thing. The latter has to do with lawyers, the former has to do with science. But now he thinks that chronic disease is tied to vaccine, and the Times wrote that even though

that even though the White House had told him that you know what to fuck up Bobby about the vaccines we'd like to keep the house and it's looking less and less like we're gonna you're not helping the Times noting he has not abandoned his quest for evidence that vaccines are unsafe Working behind the scenes, Mr. Kennedy, is spearheading an intense spearhead? Did he run it through it? Has he run it through an animal yet? An intense push across health agencies under his purview for government scientists and federal data contractors to examine his long-held theory that vaccines are helping to fuel an epidemic of chronic disease, according to multiple people familiar with the effort.

Ah, it resurrects, oh dear, it resurrects research into a number of ideas Mr. Kennedy has espoused, including whether vaccines are linked to autism and whether the Marisol, a preservative has largely been removed from vaccines in the United States, but remains in some flu shots as denigris or dangerous. Right. Now he thinks that vaccines cause allergies and asthma, and the inquiry is being led by none other than Martin Koldorf, who was, of course, a COVID-Itiate back during the pandemic, so he's going to get a federal paycheck to be a vaccine denier. Jesus. The Times added The work is raising alarms among some

vaccine scholars and critics of Mr. Kennedy who have long accused the secretary of cherry-picking data and misinterpreting studies to claim that vaccines are unsafe and to limit their use.

Dude snorted Coke off of toilet seats, plural. They fear Mr. Kennedy will you use the findings to further erode confidence in vaccines, which the World Health Organization estimates saved 150 more million lives over the past half century. Bless their little pepick and hearts over to the New York Times.

They still don't get it, do they? They just don't get it. Bobby thinks, and so do a bunch of the other maggots. that not only does the United States have 100 million too many people in it, but the whole planet is overpopulated and needs a good Malthusian culling, those 154 million lives that the World Health Organization says vaccine saved, Bobby would prefer they be dead, because most of those aren't the right kind of people anyway.

You understand? Yeah. From Lee in New York Because of my Stress test, Obligatory Star Trek reference From the deadly years, McCoy. Now this isn't going to hurt a bit.

Chekhov. That is what you said last time. McCoy, did it hurt? Yes. Duh. Thank you, Lee, for our obligatory Star Trek reference. and from Sylvie old people's health stories living in a senior complex

not to be confused with the Oedipus complex let us not go there we refer to the recitation of one's health woes as the organ recital oh well it's West Virginia so it also had an aspect

of tragedy to it a number of people sitting there in the waiting room, we're talking about the people that they, the loved ones, mostly young, whom they have lost to addiction and overdose. And I was trying to be a good girl.

So I did not mention the fact that probably most of the people in that room had voted for a guy who helped create the opioid crisis in West Virginia in the form of fatty patty the pill roll

in Trent and Troll. I mean, because it's true. You know, him and his wife, opioid lobbyists. Yeah. The organ recital. I'm right there. Cynthia knows, yes, the world population does need culling. I say cull the psychopathic billionaires.

Still trying to get villainaires to catch on here. Yeah, I know. stop trying to make fetch happen. I hope I can vote too, Ralph, I really, really do. Ralph's asking, since RFK is a lawyer, shouldn't he know the federal rules of evidence? Yes, he should. It's just that that's not the same as scientific evidence.

The federal rules of evidence have to do with how one treats evidence coming into the courtroom. And things like hearsay and authentic, authenticating documents and business records and courts taking judicial notice and whatnot. But speaking of the ballot tomorrow, we're having our Supreme Court election tomorrow, and that'll be the end of it because we have nonpartisan judicial elections. Because we don't, well, the maggot majority doesn't want anything but maggots, running, but it took some digging around.

I finally said there is one woman. There's only one woman running for the Supreme Court, and she's the only judge who has actually served on the bench and was not already appointed to the Supreme Court by a governor, which would mean in this particular instance a maggot governor. We've got one running for his own term, who according to sources had a bit of a cocaine problem back in the day

and also a keeping his pants zipped problem oh well I guess you'll have that with maga men won't you? And you know a bunch of people

I'm going to interpret the law as it's written not as you I want it to you. You can't, I hate it when judges say that because we actually put judges on the bench, especially at a Supreme Court level, you know, except in New York where the Supreme Court's the trial court. I'm talking about the highest appellate court. We put judges on the bench specifically to interpret laws because the legislature doesn't always get it right or make it clear and and and and and and and and people of good faith can disagree as to

exactly what a statute means but when you hear a a pasty-faced doughy old white man declaring i'm going to apply the law as it's a written and not as i interpretate it that motherfucker is a republican at the very least and very likely a maggot because what he's saying is I'm going to prop up the cis, het, white, male patriarchy to the detriment of everyone else. Oh, and by the way, just to back up for a second to where we began the program, when Don Snorlione was dozing off 19 seconds at a time earlier today, it was at a maternal health event in the Oval Office. And the fact that Katie Britt, who is amazingly the senior senator from Alabama,

the fact that she was there running her mouth, it tells you everything that you might want to possibly know about how serious they were about maternal health, because, of course, she's a senator from Alabama. where rural hospitals have been dropping like flies for years, because Alabama refuses to accept the Medicaid expansion. You know, because we can't have those people going to the doctor when they're sick. Then they won't appreciate the good health that the good Lord doesn't give them until the good Lord takes it away.

I mean, there are places where, well, take for instance, what, Pickens County, Alabama, we had the story a year ago or more, where the entire county has one ambulance and a mom in labor has almost no prayer of getting to the hospital via ambulance if there's an emergency, right? or, well, God knows, a woman who has a spontaneous abortion, in Alabama is more likely to be charged with murder than be treated for the medical event that she is undergoing. It's just all so unserious. You know And we're still not God

Oh This season in hell We are still nine days away From four months into This godforsaken Shitstorm Of an administration But a bunch of white men

And white women foisted on America Because they were afraid of the brown people And they hated the brown people And they hated the brown lady, the smart brown lady, because, well, she made them feel not quite

as smart as they'd like to feel. Whereas nitwit Nero tells them, you know, they feel like he validates them. What? What, maggot man? You want to sexually abuse women? Well,

according to the maggots, you're valid. And now that we're approaching the end of the first hour of the program, a little something, something. You remember, well, I mean, whether it was Tom Manho

or that bovine Gregory or even hairless Hadrick, Daddy Trump is getting rid of all the dangerous criminal illegal aliens. Yeah. Well, let us make ourselves aware of former Polish justice minister Zvignev Zyobro. Now, as noted, he used to be the justice minister in Poland,

and apparently he's pure MAGA because he's wanted in Poland for financial shenanigans with public funds. They also wanted to stay in trial because he deployed Pegasus spyware against his political opponents. No wonder the maggots wanted him here. Yeah. And so when the charges came out, he said that it was a political vendetta from the Prime Minister Donald Tusk. and promptly put wings to heal and zipped off where, of course, to fascist Hungary. And he'd been in Hungary since 2025

because then Prime Minister Wichtor Orban gave him asylum there with the other fascist criminals. But with the fall of Wichtororban, Peter Magyar, the new Prime Minister, said, well, we're going to extradite his ass, and he will face justice, and we'll send him back to Poland.

Well, I guess not. Nope. Because this crook, Zvignyev Ziobro, is now right here in the new 90 states of America, the greatest country in the history of the world on earth now today, forever in the year. universe under God, amen. He was specifically given a visa and bragged about it with a right-wing Polish broadcast outlet Sunday evening called, and it was called Tiwi Republica.

The United States is freedom. Freedom you can actually fight for. Sorry, I don't mean to make him sound like a pest drunk brother, but here we are. And what's more, apparently he got in here on a journalism visa. And Nitwit Niro stepped in to personally approve the visa, even though a little Marco Rubio and Tom Rose, the ambassador in Warsaw, were saying, you know, we probably shouldn't do this. No, I'm going to do it.

He's a good man. Yeah. And it turns out, T.W. Repubblica hired him as their U.S. correspondent. And now the Justice Minister, the new one, in Poland, Woldemar Zurek, said they're going to launch extradition proceedings against him. And by the way, this is interesting. How he got into the United States, I guess it was on a Hungarian passport

because Poland revoked his Polish passport. Speaking to Tiwi Republica, Ziobrose said, I traveled on asylum-related document issued by Hungary. So there's one more dangerous, immigrant criminal in the United States than there was before this creep got here. No doubt he's a fascist P-O-S. But here we are. God.

And when I said here we are, well, here we are. More and Monday. Oh, look, it's a Kirsten Mansion sighting. Where was he seen? well, Kirsten Manchin, A.K.A. John Federman, decided to go and have a sit-down,

chat-chat-talk with none other than cranky old Grandpa Simpson who wears onions on his belt as it was the fashion in the day. I mean, of course, Bill Maher, who's now got a... He calls his podcast club

random. Whatever that means. And they decided to talk about just how gosh darned refreshing it is that nitwit Nero just tells it like it is. I'm so old I can remember when he tells it like it is was the campaign slogan for George Wallace. But his reaction immediately was to her, you're a terrible person. And he didn't just think it. Like any politician, that's exactly what they're thinking. He just says it.

Like, if that's what's in his head, you're a horrible person. You're a terrible, you're a disgrace. Wait, how? How is cranky old great-grandpa Bill in the head of every politician who's ever been asked to even marginally difficult question? Because he does the, you're a terrible person thing at almost exclusively women, Bill. But then again, you've never been married. and it's pretty obvious

you're not terribly fond of women either. Yeah. And so there sits Kirsten Fetterman. Tada. And he just, and it's like, except, it's at the same time horrifying and also

like, it's kind of like refreshing. It's shockingly the honesty. As someone who loves honesty. As someone who loves honesty. Really? It's refreshing. Bill, would you have been refreshed by the honesty of certain other white men, say, 90 years ago?

Yeah. Almost bet he would have been. Honesty and has made my career about it as much as I could. it is there's some level of it where you tip your hat and you go wow you tip your hat

to a rapist awesome total honesty you I think you're a horrible person and I'm just going to say it the ultimate the quiet piggy right

yeah yeah oh god John Fetterman I can't wait until you get your ass primaried. By a real candidate. And even the Republicans don't want you. Mm-hmm.

The, what's the, what's the term for, that anime term with the crossed eyes and the tongue drooling out? Ahegao? A haigal? I don't know.

But, yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, Winston Mansion for sure. Jesus Christ. John Cooper over on what used to be Twitter said, two assholes walk into a bar.

Or M.J. Cusick on what used to be Twitter saying, two white men laughing at the president of the United States telling a woman reporter to quiet piggy and calling it refreshing honesty, really tells you how little regard both of them have for women and professional decorum and basic decency. See? I, I, oh, okay, okay, don't, don't, don't, don't get upset.

Don't, you'll get your say-so. Yes, Professor Spicoli. You dick! I know. It needs to be plural, like toilet seats. You dicks. Club random podcast? No, no, just rename that, um, old and out of touch.

What a mighty. So, you know. I long for the day that Kirsten Mansion looks at the camera and says, well, you won't have John Fetterman to kick around anymore. Damn. You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. You know, morons.

Yeah. And then there's the state to my immediate... East, East Virginia. You know, there's two Virginias, East Virginia and Best Virginia. I guess she wants to be a rising maggot star, but there's a member of their House of Delegates named Jennifer A. Kiggins, who went on air with a right-wing P-O-S yammerhead called Richmond's Morning News. and I guess it was Old Dominion

racism day on Richmond's Morning News because this is what happened. If Akeem Jeffries wants to be involved in Virginia politics, then I suggest he does what a bunch of New Yorkers are doing. Leave New York, move down here to Virginia, run for office down here, you can represent us,

if not, get your cotton pick and hands off of Virginia. That's right. Ditto, yes. Yes, to that. Yes, ditto. Honey, we don't use ditto anymore. Your hero, the pineapple prince. Well, he's dead. He's dead, Jen.

Cotton picking hands off Virginia? Really? It gets so tiresome. It does. Well, we are into the second. hour of the program. And just as a general reminder, the funding deficit to keep the program on the air is at $3,290. So just looking at the calendar so we can know where we stand relative to past and present. Of that $3290.2.0. Got to do some ciphering.

almost a full week unfunded for the month of April. And it's just bad and getting worse. So anything we can do to knock it out. And maybe jump in and maybe just jump in and wish Ralph's a happy 71st and share her birthday joy with her. What's that, Victoria? Oh, I'd like to see Bill Maher make a religious too

with his current state of mind. Yeah, I remember that that's so long ago that he was almost respectable. Yeah, sorry, sometimes when the playback channels open routes, the little messaging beeps that I can't seem to turn off, pop in. And I'll tell you what, I'm going to go to the phones, but I have to run back into the mansion for just a moment, please.

So if you'd be so kind as to stand by, I would sincerely appreciate it. will be. I'll be back quick as I can. Never a dull moment. We had a kitty emergency. A certain little tortie decided that she wanted to come and hang out. Well, she can't because we'd like to think that the golden one would not hurt her, but we can't be sure. So there was a tortie-catching incident.

So thank you for your forbearance. Oh, Rob, thank you very kindly. Rob jumping in saying, Happy birthday, Ralphs. Thank you, Rob. Thank you so much. And thank you for bringing down the number. Thank you.

We're down to 3240. Thanks, Rob. Thanks again. And like I said, someone's on the stress line, so let's find out who. Hey, welcome to the program. Hey, greetings from L.A. Well, we have nobody that we know who. who's running for mayor that's supposed to be debating people.

It's a mess, right? Right. So there was supposed to be a debate between the top four, well, all the candidates, Spencer Pratt, the Republican candidate or the Magick candidate, declined to participate in the debate, which is on Wednesday. So last week, Karen Bass said, She, you know, she decided to drop out of the debate.

And then today, now Nithia Rahman has decided to drop out of the debate. So that left Adam Miller and my choice for Mayor Ray Wong. Well, now, because Nithia Rahman dropped out, so there will be no debate. Okay. There will be no debate. Wow, that sounds, that sounds positively Appalachian. Right. And it's like, so the whole thing is that, um, it's, first of all, it's disrespectful to the, you know, to the voters of L.A.

Because, because basically from what I've been reading and, you know, don't quote me on this, but Nithia Robin decided that since she, since Mayor Bath is debating, is it going to be the debate? And it's not worth her time to be part of the debate as, you know, either. So you're basically saying that. that the other two candidates don't deserve your time. Am I, okay, because, you know, I get stuff, you know, I blow things out of proportion and I can be hyperbolic. But what is your, if you were living here in L.A., right?

And, you know, the mayor of Los Angeles, first she declined, she steps down, not steps down, but, you know, cancels. And then the next, quote-unquote, frontrunner, councils because the mayor isn't debating because so you're basically saying the only person that you have planned on debating is mayor of baths and not the other two candidates am i and what is your read because am i am i no no it's it's it's it's it's it's cluster fuck and add to add on top of this um you know who rick grinnell is no i don't uh he's one of he's one of the big maggots inject himself into the L.A. mayor's race.

Now, in the first maggot administration, he was our ambassador to Germany. I think he's on the Kennedy Center board now, some such. I mean, he's a real shit show, a nightmare. He's one of those, I mean, I hate to put it this way, but here we are. He's one of those self-hate-enged. guy pick-mees that has... Oh, he's one of those. Yeah, that has found his way into the Trump

maladministration. And so, here we are. He was, at one point in time, he was acting director of national intelligence, you know, before Madam Skunkhead got the job. Well, last night, he got all hot and bothered. And just

And aside, I think it's on the evil Empire Prime video. But the Jerry West documentary is cool as shit. You don't like basketball, whatever. It's cool as hell. No, no, no, no. I'm a Laker fan by default. I know. Because I'm born and raised.

Yeah. You know, so now that I don't like basketball, I don't care about basketball. It's not like, oh. This is just, I don't want to, no, no spoil. trailers, but you know the way he was portrayed in Showtime? In Showtime, uh-huh, uh-huh. Well, I mean, they blew him all out of proportion for the sake of, you know, comedy or whatever, but... Ratings and, you know...

Yeah, but you want to see this documentary just because of all the people who are in it. I mean, it is... I mean, what platform is it on? That's what I said, Evil Empire Prime. I try Oh, I didn't hear you say that. Okay, evil empire is fine. Okay, gotcha.

But I mentioned that because Magic Johnson's in the documentary. And it was Magic Johnson that Rick Grinnell decided to go after. Now, check me, but Magic is still pretty much beloved in L.A., right? Not pretty much, baby. No, no. He is beloved. You know, you might as well go. It would be like going after, you know, for, it would be akin to going after Kobe.

Right, yeah. You don't do that. Yeah. So, Karen Bass posted a video. And, you know, she's being challenged. She's being challenged from the left and the right. What left? I know. I know.

Oh, yeah. What left? But in the video, there's a clip of magic. Johnson's saying, I'll go back with her probably 30 years and list some of the things that she's done in her political life. And then Karen... And she's done some amazing things. Don't get it twisted. Right. So Karen Bass then writes,

Magic Johnson has been my friend for over 30 years. His belief in how I'm changing Los Angeles means everything to me. Magic has poured his heart into this city long before anyone. asked him to through investment, through community, through showing up. I'm deeply honored to have his endorsement. And then out of nowhere comes Rick Grinnell. And I'm hoping the entire city of Los Angeles goes, who? Who?

And like I said, because I said who? I had no idea who it was until you said the same. So Sunday night, he tagged Magic Johnson. and said, Los Angeles is in terrible shape, and you want Karen Bass to be reelected because she's your friend? You didn't say that. Did he say that?

Beyond pathetic. What a selfish move. Shut the fuck. And by the way, in case you're wondering, I don't know if he's still got it, but he's been, at one point in time,

he was sporting that high and tight Hitler haircut. You know, you know, the Nazi high and tight with the shaved sides Oh, yeah, I know what the high end tide is. And the poof on top. Made popular by lots and lots of Nazis.

Because that's, you know, they have a look. They have a look. But honest to God. Now, is Antonio Villarigosa running for mayor? Or is he running for governor? No. He's running for governor. And he's one of those people that need to drop off the race.

Because I don't even know what percentage that he is polling at. But it's like, I think, like, at this point, like, less than 5%. Well, because I had the clip, maybe last week of Villarigosa, interrogating Chad Bianco, who's such a child. And asked him if he was an oafkeeper. Right. Where is Chad Bianco polling? He is actually, so at this point, the last time I checked, it was, he was, it was Hilton, then Bassetta, and then Chad.

So he was coming in a third. And just out of curiosity, because the ego of billionaires knows no bounds, where's Tom Steyer? below Bacera. That's why he's spending a lot of money on attack ads. And the thing is, oh, speaking of where the Steyer is, so guess who's endorsing him now? The DSA, the Democratic Socialists of America. Are endorsing? They're Tom Steyer.

You won't endorse. So you're going to endorse a rich. You know, isn't it the DSA about socialism and all this? And how are you endorsing a billionaire instead of the brown guy? Jesus Christ. Oh, well, no, I mean, I know, I know how that shit works because, you know, some... Mm-hmm. Look, Becerra is the Attorney General, right?

Oh. Is what? The Attorney General, correct? Is Anthony? No, he's actually... No, that's Rob Bonta. Oh, what is he? I forget his position right now.

But he was, you know, Secretary of Health and Human Services and all the things. You know, I mean, he has a proven track. Well, okay, then I revise my remarks because I was going to say that I would not be surprised that, you know, the same people who said, Kamala is a cop. But he's not attorney general. Ah. Cool. No, he's not attorney general.

he is yeah no that's Rob Bonta who we actually kind of wanted to run for um governor but he said no and then

so we have an amazing candidate running for for lieutenant governor and his name is Michael Tubbs and I think I told you about him he was the mayor of

of Stockton, the youngest mayor to ever be elected at that point in the history of the country. He turned their, you know, the whole city around and all the things. It, you know, universal basic income, all the things, right? He's definitely a socialist and all the, you know, and all the, he's definitely, I wouldn't say socialists, but he's definitely a progressive. All the things. Right? Did he get their endorsement? No, somebody named Oliver Ma. And I have no idea who this person is. I haven't seen anything about this man. And so, so you're not that endorse the black. And I don't know anything enough about Oliver Mall to know what his racial background is or if the background or anything like that I did not know.

And then also they refuse to endorse Ray Wong, who is, you know, running for mayor of Los Angeles. They declined to endorse anybody. There's no endorsements for mayor. Again, if you're claiming to care about, you know, progressive things and, you know, socialist things and how you do not endorse Ray Wong, I do not, I don't, I don't get it. I, I, but I, yeah. So it's just, but like I said, I find it disrespectful that, I mean, did I even tell you about how so at the beginning, when, you know, when everybody was, you know, you know, throwing their hats in the ring for mayor of Los Angeles, you know, running for mayor of L.A. Nithia Raman at one point. So she endorsed Karen Bass to run for re-election, okay?

And Karen Bass actually endorsed her when she was running for re-election in 2024. So the day, the very, very, very, very, very, last day that you were able to put your hat in the ring to run for mayor. That's what Nithia did. I mean, and it's, it's, I'm trying. to understand because, you know, her whole thing is she's not happy with, you know, what Karen Bass is doing

to the city and all this. But you are your city, you're a, the current city council member for CD4, which is my council district. And if we, if you, if you

do become the mayor of Los Angeles, what happens to that council seat? Oh, you know what happens to that council seat? We have to do a special election. L.A. is broke. So we talk, you're talking about how broke, you know, we need to do better things with our budget and blah, blah, blah. But if you run for mayor and then you win,

because you're too, well, at that point, if she wins, that means there's only a year left in her term. But it's still going to, you still got to cause a special election, which is going to cost how much, at least a few million dollars. right? And then you're also leaving our district vulnerable to a

you know somebody, a maggot becoming the city council person because CD4 and this goes back to the redistricting and all the things that they did to you know dilute Nithia Rahman's power because when she ran she actually beat an incumbent in 2020

and then they did the redistricting specifically and took away one of her one of her biggest voting block which was Park Librea which is actually a what is it oh

affordable there's this huge complex in L.A. over by Farmers Market and all that sort of stuff that is actually ring control the older part of it because it's in the ring control

And so in 2020, when she won, she won running on affordability and rental protections and stuff like that. So what do they do? They redistricted her, and they cut out a huge portion of her district to make it and put it in a whole different district, which cut away her power. But she still won re-election in 2024. So it didn't actually work. but I don't know if we're going to still have that same chance if she wins and if we have to have a special election in 2027. Have I confused you yet? No, but it's maddening.

It is absolutely maddening. It's like, it's like, you know, I'm going to the polls tomorrow because I forgot to early vote. And, you know, the Democratic Party in this state is so moribund that I'll be. be in and out of the polling place in a hot second because I'll just go in and vote for Democrats and vote for the one independent woman who's running for Supreme Court, vote for my circuit judge candidate, and then I'm gone. Right. Just so get this.

And this happened earlier in this century. Republicans in West Virginia threw an absolute purple-pocodded blue scream and hissy with kittens and crocheted tails and everything because they were ashamed for people to know that they were fucking Republicans

and so they said, you know, it's not fair that we don't let the independents vote in one or the other of the primaries I mean if you're an independent you're not a member of a political party primaries are nominating processes, not elections. But be that as it may.

So the Republicans opened up their primary to the independents, and then the Democrats followed suit. Okay, that's fine. Well, now the Republicans have decided that they don't want those goddamn independents voting in their primary anymore. So damned if the Republican primary isn't back to being closed again. because there was entirely too much danger that someone who was insufficiently ideologically pure because we're not the only ones with Sparkle Fart-propelled Unicorn Cavalry Purity Patrols.

Theirs is more like a... I don't know. Sulfur and brimstone-propelled dragon-fart purity patrol. But, yeah, they just basically told the Independence to go and vote in the Democratic primary. Because they're not, because the Republicans don't want anything to do with them. Wow.

So you got a great big state with great big problems, and I got a little bitty state with big stupid problems. And then now we have, we're still trying, you know, the whole big thing now is, you know, the decimation of action. It's a replay of 2013

with all these trigger laws that came as soon as John Roberts said, oh, there's no more racism because the black guy was elected by. We don't need those protections. And so, you know, look what they did once they did in Memphis. And then in Virginia,

when the voters of the state of Virginia say, yeah, no, we want to do this. And their Supreme Court said, nope, not so fast, not so fast. And so when people say, and, you know, I'm going to keep saying this over and over and over again, if voting was not a problem, it was no big deal, why are they trying so hard to keep you from bully? why are they trying so hard to keep you from voting?

I just, I mean, and again, I don't think white people realize or they don't know, they don't care because it's that zero-sum game thing that a lot of white, race is white people that do because they're like, they're so afraid that if black people or anybody else gets rights is going to take away from their rights. And we both know that's not the case.

But I was having a discussion with a friend of mine about racism. And how, let's see, what would we be talking about? And how it's like we were trying to decide whether it was, because I am not the party that makes sense. the team that says that racism is a mental illness. I think that just gives people a way out. But there has, there's something almost so, but I feel that,

and I was listening to this woman the other day, Marie Daniel Favors, about it's almost like a psych, that these people are so entrenched in their racism. And as long as, you know, everything is fine. I don't care about I don't have no teeth in my head. I don't have health care.

I'm drinking horrible water. I can't breathe the air. I don't have, you know, my kids don't have decent public school. And, you know, there's food deserts. There's, you know, I'm never going to be able. You know, everything is getting so expensive. I got to work three or four jobs, you know, and still don't make enough money. But everything is still okay as long as I'm white.

It's kind of like, is that what you can. characterized that it's best beyond cognitive dissidence. I think it's all psychotic. So there you go. Then I said that it's not a mental illness, but then I don't know. Thoughts? Am I off kilter on this one? No, I don't think so.

Racism is a mental illness? Does that mean there's a pill for it? No, I mean, it's not a DSM-5. So it's like, I mean, but there has to be. I mean, wow. I want to share something with you that I saw earlier today from a friend of the program from Eons back. Check out these words. This isn't about southern or northern, but about white folks in general who, every election,

vote to preserve whiteness and white hierarchy. The majority of white voters haven't voted for a Democratic presidential nominee since Lyndon B. Johnson. When Democrats passed the civil rights, Act and voting rights act the majority of white voters were done with the democratic party white voters vote against progressive legislation because it also means black people and other minorities would benefit too it's the reason we don't have universal health care paid maternity leave housing affordability etc white america's irrational fear of being replaced or frankly treated like they've treated black people for centuries is driving this country off a cliff why else would white voters

vote three times for Donald Trump when he's bankrupted them both times in office. Why else would the majority of white women vote for a man found to have committed rape and is all up in the Epstein files? White folks value whiteness more than democracy and unfortunately it has doomed

all of us. Damn. Right. And this is the hypothesis on Heather McGee's book to some of us. Um, this is, and she starts up, literally starts off the book, um, talking about this is why we can't have nice things. See them on. Um, this is why we can't have nice things because this is, like you said, we don't have universal health care. We don't have. Because at one point, they were trying to get, you know, Medicare for all. But white people were like, nope, because those niggers is going to get it to. We won't have, we don't have, we don't. We don't. We don't. We don't. We don't. We don't. We don't. You know. And we don't. But, we know. But white people are. But why. But why. But brother.

Yes. And that's that whole zero-sum, that whole zero-sum game thing. You know, it's like, girl, that shit is profound. That is just, and I,

I just, it is sad but true. They were to burn this shit to the ground, literally burned this country to the ground, didn't share. And, And I, for one, I don't know how, I don't know, I don't know what, I don't know, what do we do? Because they sure's fucking going to listen to my black ass.

No son, no male. So what do we do? What are the, is, is there a solution? Well, I know there, I know there are people of good, of goodwill and good faith who say, I don't think we can vote our way out of this anymore. People I love and care about. But, God damn, if we don't have to try. There was this sister.

And frankly, if everybody would get on board and go in the same direction, we could vote our way out of this. We could. We could. We could. We could. We could. But you're a class. There in California, Tracy, you're dealing with a classic example of, you know, you know how long I've said that I don't believe in the metaphor of herding cat.

because, you know, you open a cat, you know, you're a herding cats, you know, you open a can't a little friskeys, you can get cats pretty much come where you. No, Democrats, we butterfly wrangle. Have you ever seen somebody with one butterfly in a net trying to get a second butterfly in the net? No, but I can only imagine.

It's an exercise in madness. And so, well, you know, we can't. but, uh, uh, uh, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your governor's race. If there was anybody, you know, your governor's race, if the Democrats there were actually concerned about the well-being of the, of, of Californians, you know, Antonio Villarigosa would be out of the race and would be endorsing someone. My point, via Rogosa, Tony Thurman, all these people that are still, there was one person, that I know of who dropped out, but I don't think they endorsed anybody, but they basically dropped out because it's like, there's people turning.

I love it when people blow, this fool is blowing at me, right, to go? Kind of hard to go when, you know, because I had a green arrow, but there are people who are running the light. I'm not going to turn into the intersection when people are running the light. I don't want to die.

How about that, motherfucker? if you want to go around me and turn into the intersection you go for it but as for me and mine not so much so see that has been my point since you know all these

you know motherfuckers you know and have been in you know it's like virigosa and oh by the way who was also who was endorsed by Karen Bass I mean isn't that a little flat that's right up there

I mean, that feels like an own goal, an unforced error. I mean, does, see, moments like this, and I feel like it's 1962, and I'm Casey Stengel asking the Mets bench, does anyone here know how to play this game? So you did a whole sports analogy, and I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about, but I'm glad other people were listening to. That's how bad the 62 Mets were. It was that bad.

Okay, got you. Okay. Okay. And... I got you now. It... I mean, and, you know, sometimes people get all bent out of shape because it's like, you know, you should have endorsed this person or you should have endorsed that person.

No. Primaries are... Primaries are where the partisans fight it out amongst themselves. Right. But when there's too many partisans, there's too many got... There's too many motherfuckers up in this business. right now. And like you said, if you truly

cared about the well-being of the citizens or the constituents, listen to the constituents of the great state of California, you'd be like, you know what? My campaign ain't going nowhere. Let me endorse some, you know,

of the two, because at this point, aside from Steyer, if you were going to endorse one of two, you know, of the two Democrats that I would, I mean, like I said, I was holding everything back, you know, because I didn't know and then Stalwell got, you know, he stepped down and we, you know, and I don't think it's going to be too far from a criminal indictment, but that's just me. So at this point, because I'm not voting, I'm not voting for Tom Steyer. I am not.

but if Tom Steyer winds up being the nominee of I have no choice if it's just I mean let me rephrase that if it's between a Republican and Tom Steyer of course I'm going to vote this Tom Steyer I'm like I said I'm going to hold my nose like I did in 2016 for Hillary and all that because I'm a political fucking grown up I am not going to vote third party because I'm going to vote my conscience

I'm thinking of third part where the fuck is Jill Stey because all these people that have endorsed her, I ain't heard booed from that bitch about the gutting of the voting rights act, but all you black motherfuckers that endorsed her, killer Mike and all these other bitches, where's she at? Come on. That's a no-brainer question. It was a grift all along.

Right. I mean, we're not going to hear from her again until 2028. And then she'll pop her. We don't have, no, we don't even have pennies anymore, but she'll be back like a bad penny. Right. That's right. We don't have pennies anymore because that was a cost-saving tool. Okay.

It's just the level of, so we got, we did, so last Monday are, um, so now, um, so now, And I have like all these voter guys that I have to go through in order to, you know, so I'm not going to wait till last minute because this is a fucking, you know, I forget how many things are on the ballot right now. I am terrified. So I'm going to literally have to go line by line. And I mean, like I know who I'm voting for for city attorney. There's a couple of, you know, so there's three citywide. races that I already know who I'm voting for. That would be

Ray Wong for mayor, Marissa Roy for city attorney and my God, my Brett, Kenneth Mejia for controller. Oh, and that's another

funky-ass race. So there's this white guy who's running for controller and he's and guess who his biggest campaign contributor is. Do tell. His mother.

His mother. Mother? She has put his fist into his campaign. Nice. Nice as you got it, right? Yeah. And the, he's, you know, like one of the attack ads is like, well, 10th mate here only did, you know, however many audits, blah, blah, blah.

Yeah, he's only done this many, you know, and compare. and he compared it to the last city controller, who I did X amount. But this last city controller, I think he was in for like two or three tons. So, of course, he did more artists than Kenneth Mejia, who has only been in office since 2022.

And then there's also this whole thing that they're trying to reduce the power of the city controller because Kenneth Mahia is like the first. first person who is who is city who is city controller there's an actual CPA so guess what he knows

he knows numbers he knows budgets that might actually that might actually be handy you know isn't it right you know silly me why would I want somebody to be city controller

that actually has brought for the first I mean baby boy got spreadsheets and he the stuff in terms that everybody can understand about where our money. I love it when he does the pie charts to show the liability, not even what's on the budget, but the liabilities that us as taxpayers in the city of Los Angeles have to pay out because of LAPD.

So there's like, so there's like he did a pie chart, how much money goes to liabilities for LAPD, And then the next one is because we don't fix our streets, mostly our sidewalks and people get hurt. So that was another one. So the biggest liability, of course, LAPD being the largest. And then after that, there's a nice chunk of change because of, you know, poor maintenance.

And, you know, for streets and sidewalks and stuff like that. And then there's a couple of other one, but mostly LAPD. And so he breaks it down on how much money we're wasting because of LAPD and how much of our budget goes. I believe that 46% of our budget in the city of Los Angeles goes to LAPD. And then they cut, when they cut like social programs, like, you know, programs that will, you know, put at-risk youth and give them job training and give them, you know, a path out of, you know, poverty and all these things because we do all we do know the underlying issue of poverty isn't you know in crime and stuff it's because we don't put we don't invest in people and it's crime is we have poverty we have poverty because we choose poverty we have homelessness because we choose

homelessness. We have an opioid crisis because we choose an opioid crisis. You know, bullshit. These are all, this is choice. This is my choice. Yeah. And it's choices born of sending pasty-faced, doughy old white men for the most part into government. Right. We've never, we've never, we've never had a government led by

a woman or run by run by people of color who you know knew what it was to be among the common folk and when I say that I want to you know I'm I'm kind of letting out of that category people like you know Tim Scott

and and to a certain extent don't want to be a bitch here but you know Hakeem Jeffreys too oh huh Hunt and Corey Booker. I don't have quite so much hate for Cory Booker. But, I mean...

Oh, you're so... Hmm. What? You're a better woman than me, baby, on that one. No, no, no. Cory Booker, just, I don't... I don't... It's not that I don't hate...

I don't hate the man. I don't know. You know, there has to be a lot of stuff happening for me to actually hate people. But I just don't. I just see him as a lot of tough. talk and bluster. And plus, how much is this money?

I'm having an issue when people ask how much money you're getting from APAC and then they say, they try to go around if they don't answer the question. And I'm finding that problem. In this bad age, I'm finding that very problematic.

That's just me. Well, and just, okay, Hakeem Jeffries. I guess aggregated dollars say that he's taken something more than a million dollars from APAC? See, that again, it's like, wow, come on, a million bucks? Because what, I mean, a million dollars? You know, that ain't necessarily checks written by APAC, but APAC is a humongous bundler. Yes. And I'm generally not one for purity tests.

Nope, I'm not, nope, I'm, you know, but. But, but I'm willing to... But. Look, I, you take, if you take money from APEC, if you take money from ExxonMobil, if you take money from Big Pharma, if you take money from any of the... And God knows, Palantir, Meta, Alphabet, Google, all of these fuckers do not mean the people. of the United States any good. I read an absolutely I read an absolutely horrifying

substack by a, and Ralphs sends me his work from time to time, a substack post from Dean Blondell up in Canada about Palantir and it will make your blood run cold. They've actually...

I mean, you know how when The Heritage Foundation just brazenly put out Project 2025, and we all, like, boom! And then some, and then, you know, and then NITWITNero just lied and said, Project 2025, never heard of it, but I've heard there's some bad stuff in it. Never heard of it. I don't know anything about it. And, like I said, we are, we are nine days from four.

months of this nightmare that feels like it's been going on for 400 years. And most of that is Project 2025. 2020. And now... And then to find out? And now, similar to what they did with what Harris did with 2025, Pallentier and that creep, again, another self-hating pick-me gay man, Peter Thiel. is saying out loud what his plans for America are.

Right. And they're dystopian and nightmarish. Yes. And let's not forget, you know, speaking of the Heritage Foundation and Project 2025, the main architect of President 2025 who is, you know, actively trying to get rid of black people at our voting power and our rights in general. this motherfucker has a PhD in history with a specialization in African American history. Oh, well, you know, no, we can't do that. Are you ready?

And he literally studied. And his, I think his dissertation was about kinship in West Virginia and black. So basically, his dissertation was about, you know, he, about how he studied how black people have risen above all the stuff that has been putting that this country has put us through. And, you know, what he found is because of community and mostly because of patriarchal leadership. So if you get rid of that, I mean, I'll send you the sister that, and she did this whole thing, she went down this rabbit hole and read his dissertation the whole chabang

and I I mean if you want to learn about how to destroy a people what do you do? You study them I mean you figure I mean how did they get apartheid in South Africa they studied studied us how did they get

how did the Nazis do what they did to the Jews they literally came here and studied Jim Crowlaw and brought it back to the mother lot or the papalogue. Yep. And by the way, you got a couple of messages in coming from Daryl in Houston. One, the fascist in chiefs pardons.

Someone needs to tabulate all the villainaires, drug dealers, con men, and other assorted riffraff that the grotesque orange dump has pardoned, specify their crimes, and if available, the payoffs to the creature from the fascist lagoon. That's very good, Darrell. Ooh, that's a good one. That, ooh. Corollary, same for. crimes for its pardoned brown shirts along with their subsequent convictions. This needs to be disseminated in some way to possibly reach some maggots, not that they would actually give a flying fuck.

And finally, al-is-gut-it-some-gibits, talk to Ralps. That's happy birthday to Ralps. I'm so proud. I can actually read brief sentences in German now after 459 days of study. But Darrell continues and says, fixing fascism. I fear America is a deeply flawed attempt at power to the people. The racism born and bred into this nation is too deep, and I will take,

I will editorialize for just a second, I'll say that the Constitution was never about power to the people. It was about power to the money, always was. And that, you know, you know, oh, what's the piece of 1990, Charles Beard, an economic interpretation of the Constitution remains relevant

and the tell on that is the fact that when it came out all the little capitalists and all the scummy little villainaires of the time said oh well he's a drunk they didn't actually critique the quality of his work and what Beard said no they could cheat the person yeah and you know that's kind of a giveaway But what Beard said was that the Constitution, you know, oh, I miss Dr. Bill so much.

I need to get him on the air just to go over this once again. But the Constitutional Convention was called illegally. We need to start with that. Because the Articles of Confederation said no changes could be made to the Articles of Confederation without the consent of all 13 states. Well, Jimmy Madison tried it once and failed. And I want to say that was in Annapolis. The second time he made it stick in Philadelphia in 1787

and basically gaveled the Constitution Convention into existence illegally, and then immediately the first thing he did was say, what articles of Confederation? We don't have a government. And proceeded to put together the Constitution, and Charles Beard says, that they put together a constitution that would continue to concentrate power in the hands of wealthy white men, which is sort of obvious from the reading of the Constitution, who gets to vote, that sort of thing.

Mm-hmm. And they did so because, as Dr. Bill pointed out all those years ago, democracy was breaking. Dr. Bill, wow. Democracy was breaking out all over the place, and the framers couldn't have it. No, because... Nope. I mean, there's such dirty business like the warrants that were promised and paid to Revolution veterans.

The wealthy people, the wealth class, immediately passed a law that allowed them to purchase for pennies on the dollar. these veterans benefits. It was actually back pay and left the revolutionary veterans flat on their ass with all the money coming from the government going to the people who could buy up the warrants. And it's the same thing for the westward expansion.

Before the first white settler had even crossed the Mississippi, white land speculators were, out there buying it up without ever having seen it so that you couldn't actually go and stake a claim and just work your patch of ground 40 acres and a mule

it was it was a massive fuck over but I want to get back to what Darrell said we're going to need a new attempt with much more robust rights built into the Constitution not achieved through legislation so they're much harder to overturn public education also needs

to emphasize anti-fascist, anti-corporate anti-capitalist, anti-conservative and I would add anti-religion ideas as the basis for a free and fair society. It will not happen here. I'm thinking we need a society similar to the belters in the expanse, although they were portrayed as more or less libertarian. Another reason we need to not let space, Mars, etc., be colonized by Leon Scum and his ignorant worshippers. And, P.S. Tracy is absolutely correct about a sorry-ass white folk.

Preach, Daryl. Preach. Preach. But I would be, I would be really. remiss. I would be remiss if I did not ask you how your mother's day was. Well, I did absolutely, so I couldn't decide, you know, I didn't feel like leaving the house, but I've been, I think, you know, I've been cooking and baking. And I've been afraid for a million years to try to make cinnamon roll, right? I have had the ingredients, the yeast, the flour, the cinnamon, all the things.

You know, and so yesterday I got up. There's this young man on Instagram, I think, is Justin Bakes or just Bakes or something like that. And I follow him. I don't follow him, but, you know, he's in my feet without me having to follow him. and he had this recipe for cinnamon rolls. And I'm like, you know what? I'm going to try it. So I got up earlyish, you know, I woke up about seven or six or so because you

they got to do the whole rising thing and all that. And so I tried cinnamon rolls and they came out really well. And so I have some critiques of myself. I need it next time. I will roll it out thinner, the dough out thinner. and roll and make the roll as the actual cinnamon roll tighter. Because they were really big, but they were still good. I mean, definitely more butter, more sick sugar, more brown sugar, and more vanilla bean paste, all the things.

But, and so this, and check this out. So you actually split and scraped your own vanilla beans? Well, what I did was, no, I didn't, so, and this is what I did. So that young person, he has a recipe for vanilla bean paste that does not involve that. What you do is cut up the vanilla bean and put the whole thing in. Not just great, you know, the whole bean, but you cut it up. And then, you know, you add it into, I chose, what did I use, vodka and sugar? I think I put, I think it's vodka and corn syrup and xantham, xantham.

so the beans will hold and you put it in a very you have to have a high power blended like the vitamin mix or something like that and blend it and it turned out amazing and that's because I you know and so the vanilla bean paste

I had never even used vanilla bean paste before but my God what a difference oh it is and the flavor but trip this so one of the things that he tells you, and you can skip it if you want, but are you ready for what he actually adds into the filling for the cinnamon roll?

I'm waiting. Wait for it. A splash of sesame sea oil. I can see that. Or a little barring that a little bit of walnut oil? Yes, but there was something. So I tasted it before. I dropped in the sesame seed oil

and then I put in the sesame seed oil. Wow. It just, it warmed it and it just, it just really enhanced that cinnamon and the vanilla to, I was like, wow. And so, well, I sent you a picture of my cinnamon rolls, not, you know, again. That's why I asked.

I thought they were absolutely beautiful, and your frosting looked gorgeous. Oh, my God. And the frosting, because, of course, I used, you know, vanilla extract on the, so vanilla extract, cream cheese, powdered sugar, butter. And he calls for whipping heavy whipping cream, which I had. You know, you put it in as much in as however the, whatever consist of you want. But I used evaporated milk. which was really good.

That's rich. Yeah, that's rich too. Right, it is, but not as rich as, well, you know, I think whipping cream is rich, but I think evaporated milk might be a little richer. I could be wrong, but I was very pleased. Jan, Jan ate two of them. I don't know how she ate two. I barely, and see, and then here, the thing about me and cinnamon rolls,

I only I will not I only the center of the cinnamon roll the outside of that I can give a fuck that's why when I go to cinnamon

they actually sell the center the role that's what I get I don't I don't really care for the outside part of the cinnamon roll

but even that one it was still but like I said I still just went for the center the middle of the cinnamon roll. So I just sent you

this sister on Instagram who is from Tennessee who when they did what they did to the one black voting district in the state, you know, she was in tears. So she was going to the Statehouse. So she says in her,

the only way that we're going to change is right people have to put felt to ask to the white, to the white races. So if you, you got to listen to it because, and she, you know, I guess she went after a lawmaker, her and some other black people and some white people too. And he was, you know, they were saying that he, he called them a racist and all this. And he's like, you're being mean. You got to listen to it.

It was like, so you could, you take it away, you know, just because she, I think she, I think She basically said, just because she used the parliamentary, parliamentary rules to, you know, do this, and it's, you know, polite and all that still doesn't make keep you from being fucking evil. These white, like I said, white narcissists, again, it's going to take white people holding other white people accountable. And I'm talking, I'm not just talking, I'm talking about family members. too. We both love Leslie Jones and that, you know, how to deal with people after on Thanksgiving who wants to talk, you know, and it's like, no, this, you know, no. And just, you know, no. And just, I, I'm careful. I don't think I can, I don't know if my brother-in-law voted for Trump again. I'm

pretty sure he did. But we can't, I, we cannot not hold these people accountable. And if it gets to that point where I am no longer welcome. You know, my sister no longer talks to me because of how the way I talk to her husband, so be it. What are we willing? Are we willing to let go of people now? Are we willing to say to these people who you know are, you know, racist or even worse? What did Dr. King say about the white moderates? Yeah.

Worse than the actual Kwanzman. Worse than the actual Kahn's men. worse than the actual Klansman. What are we doing? Because, you know, so I love it when, I know people listen to you because I love it when I hear what people say, like, all these people, these pundits talk about the 250-year-old, you know, experiment of democracy. And all of a sudden, I'm hearing that more and more and more.

And I'm like, Robin Chinkay has been saying that for a decade. You're all late to the party. A prophetess is never welcome in her own land. It's not. Oh, by the way, I need to send a thank you out to Texas T. Thank you, Texas Tee. Much appreciated. We're down to 3220 for our deficit.

We'll keep plugging away. 3220. So I think, what did I say, like 1490 of that is still April. So thanks for helping us. We're getting caught up a little bit at a time. And thank you. Thank you. And by the way, Rob, if you're still out there, Ralph said, thanks Rob for the happy birthday wishes.

So, again, thank you, Rob. And Darrell, you too, thank you for Ralph's happy birthday wishes. That was very kind of you. And go ahead. No, you. No, you, how did you, okay, that looked amazing. Did you talk about that before I got on the phone? No, that was, yeah.

I spent Mother's Day cooking. I spent Mother's Day cooking. And my daughter asked specifically for her very own Pokey Bowl. So I marinated some tuna and made some sushi rice. I was going to get avocados for it. Wait, there were no avocados? Oh, there were avocados, Tracy. Okay, I'm sorry.

There were avocados. and I would have blunted the sharpest knife I own trying to slice it. The little bastards were harder than Babylonian arithmetic. Those suckers won't be ripe till the 4th of July. And, you know, if you fish around in the mound of avocados, usually you can find one that's like reasonably sliceable. No, no. And so I gave up on the ones on the mound in the produce section,

so I went over to look at the ones in the bag. No, no, no, I mean, you could have, you, if I had winged one across the store, I could have given somebody a concussion with one of these damn things. So Margie did not get avocado with her pokey bowl. And she asked the one of the beauty, the beauty of living in L.A. Oh, I know. Because of our ethnic markets, Hispanic markets or what have you.

So you'll have, you know, the regular avocados. And then there will be like a section of the softened avocados. That are ready for, you know, and there's different firmness. There's the ones that, hey, you're going to have guacamole today. Soft. And then there's the one, you know, like you were looking for. for soft but firm enough to top kind of thing. Yeah.

And that's pretty much, pretty much at almost every grocery store, you know, when I think about it, there will be soft avocado. I was taken, I was surprised because, you know, the loose avocados were 60 cents apiece. And there was a reason. Because ain't nobody. They were hard as fuck. Ain't nobody preparing nothing with these avocados for a long,

time. So you mentioned you mentioned guacamole which is one of those things that I love above all things just about. When it comes to guacamole, where do you come down on boiled egg and guacamole? What? What? I've never even I never eat what? I've never, what? I've never What? In all my days, sis, I have never heard of boiled eggs on guacamole. A dear friend. I catch. A Salvadoran chef.

Apparently this is a Salvadoran thing. Got that tract. His guacamole always had finely chopped boiled egg in it. And you know what? It was good. Okay. It was good. It wasn't overpowering.

The avocado to egg ratio was, way heavier with avocado than it was egg. Right. You know, I, in all my days of living in Los Angeles and having walcomoli, never had I, and I see with the Salvadorian, that's a whole different kind of walkomole, I think. I, again, I'm like, wow. It was like, Chavez-O... Hmm.

Never even... A dude used to run a restaurant in Cray, Bill. He was a dear friend. His guacamole was amazing. And so, too, were his papuces. Yes. And see, and, again, totally different. You know, there's similarities between Salvadorian and Mexican cuisine.

But definitely, papuces, I love a good papusa. Uh, let's see. is the addition, yep, Salvadorian guacamole is characterized by the addition of hardballed eggs that often mint, building in a richer, harder, texture compared to Mexican walcomoli, which typically focuses on fresh, vibrant, ingredient, like the Lachianine, raw onions. Okay, okay. So it is a thing. I mean, again.

At one point, Tom, this was years ago, his mama came up. Oh, we. And she made the papoosa's in the restaurant for a couple of weeks, and I mean, there was a line. Oh, they were so good. Wow. And you know what? And you figure, okay, so especially when it comes to South Central American influences in L.A. cuisine, you figure, I mean, there's always been Salvadorians in Los Angeles, but it was. It wasn't until, you know, the 80s into the 90s with NAFTA and the civil wars and the craziness that was happening in Salvador, you know, and all these places.

Yeah, the death squads that Ronnie Reagan funded and sponsored. Yeah. Right. And all that. And so, and so, and then there's different, like, areas like Pico Union part of Los Angeles that has a very large concentration. of Salvadorian food. Because again, like I said, I had never heard of Papuces

until maybe about 20 years ago. And because, again, with full transparency, had no idea the differences, you know, when I was younger

between, you know, Guatemalan, Salvadorian, you know, Honduras. Because for most people back then, Don't hate me. Back then, you were like most Americans. Everybody was just, everybody spoke Spanish. It was just Mexican. Everybody was just a Mexican.

Everybody's Mexican. You know? And so, again, that's my own, you know, I know better now, but I didn't know anything back then. I mean, again, you speak, you're talking to the same person who had no idea that there were black people and that there were black Cubans. Because why would I know that? I never forget the first time that I heard a black man. Because the only person that I ever knew from Cuba was who? Ricky fucking Ricardo.

So when I heard. Jesus. No. Oh, Tracy. You got some spleening to do. Again, that is not my fault entirely because, again, my history did. The only thing I knew about black people, that we came from Africa to the United States.

I had no idea about the, you know, the triangle and how we came from Africa and the Portuguese. Oh, tell I became, let's see. And so, and this, not only was he black, but he was like black, like darker than me, like, you know, like Miles Davis black, okay? And I heard this black man speaking Spanish. And the first thing I thought was, oh, wow, he learned to speak Spanish. In school.

No, no, no, nope. I mean, I think back to the late great Ed Rable, who passed away a few months ago, who loved the Cuban people with his whole heart and went back there and led student groups there, you know, not tourism so much as cultural exchanges. And he was fluent. And bless his heart. As he aged, he began to look more and more and more like Ernest Hemingway, who of course also loved Cuba. But he told me a long time ago, he said, the difference between Cuban Spanish and Mexican Spanish and Spanish.

He said, I love them, but Cuban speak Spanish like I got a mouth full of rocks. And I don't even know what that means, but it's a kind of a thicker Spanish. I don't mean like but it and in fact I was talking talking to my friends over across the river

and I'm like because I told him you know I'm trying to pick up a little bit here and there so you know and and he was like

my friend there are so many different kinds of Spanish I said I know and he said even Spanish Spanish is different

from Mexican Spanish and he said right he said in Mexico in Spanish, the menu is the menu. Spanish Spanish, it's Carta.

Whatever. Whatever. I'm sure I'm wrong. Whatever. But then he was like, and I can't even understand Cuban Spanish. Man. So like, you know, you go hang out in South Florida, you're going to hear

something wildly different than what you hear in L.A. In L.A. Exactly. And so, but it was just, you know, I think, because let see, this is when I first started working at Rouse. This was 1986.

So, I was all of 20 years old, right? It had never really taken any Black Studies courses. I had no idea about the diaspora. None of that. And so, and then,

you know, before that, the first time I heard downtown Julie Brown, you know, on MTV, I'm like, who is the city have to try to speak with a British accent? Not knowing, again, that there were black people that, you know, because

or enslavement, that there are black people fucking everywhere, not even before enslavement, or black, we are fucking everywhere. There was a black. I mean, and it's like, yeah, there was a black Caesar or two. Hey, they're going to teach us that shit in American culture, history, don't fuck? Look, I mean, my, from K to 12, the entirety of my black studies in California, you know, schools

where we were enslaved, they can freed us, and then there was MLK. That was it. And now, and they might throw in, you know, maybe something. And now MLK is Santa Claus. Right. Yeah. Oh, but I asked you, I'm going to shift gears for a minute. because I have to share this with you.

I asked you how your Mother's Day was because Mother's Day is weird in maggot world. You tell. Yeah, so you know that an allegedly human female married and procreated with Stephen Miller.

That would be Katie Miller. During the White House correspondence dinner per fuffle, you might recall that Stephen Miller used her as a human shield while getting a little booby grope along the way. Ew, gross! And she's big pregnant. She's big pregnant.

And... Wait a minute. He used her as a human shield and sister girl was pregnant? Uh-huh. Yeah, he was ducked down behind her. If any bullet was going to hit, it was going to hit her. And he was running... And he was running her toward the trouble.

at the moment. Class act. Well, so on Sunday, oh dear, it's another get the hockey puck moment. We have those. Yeah.

She posted a picture of her, you know, no body shaming here, but she posted a photo of herself with her pregnancy belly uncovered. Again, no body shaming. Cool.

Women do, yeah, we deserve to dress as we please. But it's a thing among influencers, pregnant influencers that you do a picture with your exposed pregnancy belly. Of your belly? Yeah. But that was not the problem. Oh, no. You ready for this?

it was it was the caption that came with the with the with the photo that was the problem Tracy in honor of mothers in honor of mother's day a reminder that peak feminism is having babies the most radical thing a woman can do is embrace her biological destiny okay I mean why didn't why didn't she just call women brood mirrors and be done with it. Or sign it off of Stephen under Donald. Oh.

I mean, that's just so gross. And so one woman responded saying, you're so weird, just say happy Mother's Day like every other normal human. While another a guy said, you fuck

Stephen Miller? Your children will have clothing hooves. and no peak feminism said another woman Karen Piper nope it's equal pay and opportunities I mean it's just it's just so repulsive and you know when I read that in that moment I was like oh no

and I thought back to my great-grandmother who upon figuring out that she was pregnant with her 13th child ran up the mountain 13 Yeah ran up because she was fulfilling her biological destiny in an act of radical feminism

and she ran up the mountain in hopes of killing herself and was dragged back down and forced to give birth And and And see it's this redefinition of feminism as

No feminism is using your uterus like a clown car. Oh. She's just repulsive. I mean, she married Stephen Miller, okay?

We have the story about him walking around licking spoonfuls of mayonnaise, not from some some evil intentioned liberal,

but because she, told the world that on her utterly unlistnable podcast where she fluffs members of the maggot administration and of course she's also a radical feminist because when someone writes something about her on the sidewalk she immediately runs away and goes and hides on a military base in a house meant for actual military officers and their wives Right. Or husbands.

And their wives. Their family. Sickening. People. Lee in New York asking, what did she do to get Stephen Miller as penance? If you've ever seen The Good Place, which I love. The Good Place? Yeah.

That show was, oh, yeah, I love that show. And you know what? I didn't really, I didn't watch it while it was on air, Brian. Nor I, Victoria introduced me to it about a month ago, and I mean, I couldn't get enough of it. But, you know, no, that's not, that's not, that's not, those two are demons. Right. Fair question. Randy Radar asking, so in 264, we get Stephen Miller Jr., or will it be a vampire or vampress?

What we know now from a couple of reports that, I think I may have mentioned this, nitwitnero actually wanted iwanka to follow him in office and again you were talking about me you know saying things before they happen and well a long time ago I said hey and this was during the first male administration I said you know and it was I guess fairly soon after the you know we need a woman president

I believe that with my own heart but we got to be careful what we wish for because the trajectory this you wish for this the trajectory this country is on well back then you know 10 plus years ago I said you watch he's grooming I Wanka to follow him in 20 mm-hmm you said that yeah and is that the woman if we need a woman president so I Wanka yeah I don't think so but apparently I wanka says she don't she don't want none of it because The first four years of being in her daddy's shadow cabinet were enough to get her thrown out of every decent society circle that the mind of humanity could conceive. And she values her social connections more than she does access to fascist power.

Speaking of social connections and Ivanka. Oh, our boy, Wolverine. Louie! You know, Tinto's be comies with Jared and Ivanka. Oh, yeah.

And when people call them, I mean, and I know you already knew about this, but of course when people called them out on it, he did what they do. Well, you know, my friend, you know,

I'm apolitical or whatever the fuck lie, you know, and I'm like, you know, we love, I used to like you, Jackman. Yeah.

But I'm sorry. If you're going to hang out with fascists, and the spawn of fascists and called them dear, dear, dear friends? No. No. No.

And I think that's what, because that broke about the same time, you know, they were doing the Oscar buzz about his movie about him, about being, you know, the cover band for Neil Diamond, something or another. And yeah, no, he didn't get the nomination. Nope.

And that, you know, that's the kind of stuff that kind of breaks my heart. because I like you. But I can't, I cannot, I cannot, I cannot, I cannot be, I can't do it. I just, especially when your friendship, you know, because here's the thing, you know, if you're rich and white and all the things, every, the stuff that's coming down to the pike and that's happening currently happening into this, in this country, isn't going to affect you any shape, form of fashion. I mean, even rich black people to a certain extent.

But if you, knowing that these people, you know who these people are, you know what they are about and what they want for this country. And you're cool with that. You're cool with hanging around them. Why do I want to, why would I support anything that you do? Am I wrong in this? No. And in fact, Kevin up in Massachusetts just shared with me a quote from Fannie Lou Hamer. I don't want you tell me to go back to...

I love Tammy Lee. Yes. I don't want you tell me to go back to Africa unless you're going back to where you came from. I got a note one day telling me to go back to Africa, and ever since that time, I've been three times a week, I say it when I'm in a white audience, I say, well, we'll make a deal. After you send all the Koreans back to Korea, the Chinese back to China, the Jewish people back to Jerusalem, and you give the Indians that land back, and you get on the Mayflower from which you come, we all here on borrowed land. we have to figure out how we're going to make things work right for all the people of this country. Of course, I'm sure that's forbidden in Maggot World because, you know, that gives the white people a sad. Thanks, Kevin.

Right. Oh, and Ralph's, happy birthday greetings going toward you from an anonymous Internet friend. so very happy birthday indeed you are much loved in this community ralps much loved indeed okay so now africa has entered the chat with lego videos um africa just dropped the lego video about what was stolen from black people oh my i have a feeling we're going to go the united states is going to continue to get roasted with these lego videos i don't know who's a i i is. But,

often. Wow. Yeah, no, Africa has now into the chat. They are now doing videos on what has been, has been spilled in from Africa, from black people in general. Yeah. You know, we didn't, you know how we, you know, we, um, how slave owners were paid reparations and all the things.

I just, like, you know, going back to my, my education and the shit that I learned, you know, once I learned about the diaspora and stuff and about slavery, you know,

how the Haitians got their independence. I never forget the day that I found out that, to this day, Haiti is paying reparations still. Yeah. To France. France. And at some point in time, France should just go, you know, we've got to have a little shame somewhere along the way here. We're good. You know, I mean, because when was the Haitian Revolution? 17, what?

Oh, golly. Was it 17? 18. No, it was 18 something because it was the 1800. Well, what happened was the revolution came. Napoleon sent a shit ton of French troops here. who promptly got malaria and yellow fever and up and died. And he realized that his adventures in Europe were way costly. So that's when he struck the deal with Thomas Jefferson. But he also... 1789. Yeah.

But the United States wasn't interested in buying Haiti. No, but we got France and all those other places as a result, right? well we got we got the Louisiana purchase three cents yeah that's why I meant the Louisiana purchase

yeah three cents an acre three cents an acre a little bit of a little bit of breaking-ish news not that we're surprised by this but I think it was last Friday

perhaps that I mentioned the fact that the Attorney General of Alabama warned Steve Marshall went to running as fast as his little old, his little old pasty white legs would carry him to Washington, D.C., to ask one man in particular to give him the power to gerrymander away

the two black members of Congress from Alabama. You were there Friday. I wasn't there for the... whole show remember i was only there for like the last half an hour okay well uh the the justice to whom he went a crying was none other than you want to finish it uh which uh clarence thomas or uh yeah yeah yeah fappy and uh they weren't they weren't willing to put their names to it but in an unsigned opinion they're going to let Alabama

redistrict the whole state till there's no black members of Congress left and probably no black members of the Alabama State Senate the Washington Post said the ruling is the latest to help Republicans redraw congressional maps in the wake of the high court's landmark decision which set new standards for considering race undersection

no those aren't new standards God damn it, Jeff Bezos newspaper. They're not! Those are the old standards. Those are the three-fifths of a person's standards, you dirty bastards. But they are a dainty and delicate lot there at the Bezos post, and they said, it is an apparent reversal from prior instances in which the court found Alabama's maps to be unlawful. and of course the three that we would expect to do so

descended from the ruling that the six most puissant dread sovereign supreme catholic majesties were too ashamed to actually fucking sign I mean old balls and strikes could have signed at Roger B. Taney and it would have been pretty much the same a black person has no rights which a white person is bound to respect that's from Dred Scott and that's also

something that old balls and strikes firmly believes. But in the dissent, Justice Sonia Sotomayor said, The court today unceremoniously discards the district courts meticulously documented and supported discriminatory intent-finding and careful remedial order without any sound basis for doing so and without regard for the confusion that will surely ensue. I kind of wish Justice Jackson would have written it and followed it up, with you racist-ass motherfuckers.

It's motherfuckers. Ah, God, they're disgusting. Oh, speaking of the South and racism, so there's this thing, and I know it won't happen, but it's a call to black athletes, especially those that are graduating and going, you know,

who have been recruited by the various and sundry schools in the South to say, no, we're not going to school where we can't vote. Now, you are a sports person, obviously. Yes. I think there should have long since been a boycott by black athletes of Texas, Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, Tennessee, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky. But you know what? But that also takes us back, again, in time to when the only schools that had black players were northern schools. Right. And they whipped the southern schools routinely enough that people like Bear Bryant was like, well, if you want me to win, you're going to have to let me have some black athletes.

Mm-hmm. Because we're getting killed. we're getting killed. And just to go back and just to go back and reinforce this, that documentary over at the Evil Empire Prime video, the Jerry West documentary has a clip from a Villanova player who played against Jerry West in college when he was at WVU. And they played at Morgantown,

West Virginia and the crowd was like what? They got black players? They had two black guys on the team. But he said

I wasn't trying to foul him hard but I knocked him into the first row Jerry West and said I was just hoping he was going to get up and come out and he said all of a sudden he said I see this white hand come out of the

the crowd and reach from mine. And I took that hand and I pulled him up out of the crowd and he said, I'm pretty sure Jerry West saved my black ass that night. Wow. No, I really want to. It's called the logo, right? Yes, the logo. I'll watch it because, again, it's about, you know, it's about, actually I had it on in my

queue to watch, so now I will watch it. But so not only are they trying to get black players. And black athletes, well, shit, black students, period, of mostly the black athletes. It's like, no, either you go to, or better yet, go to an HBC. The money's probably not at the HBC. And, if you're talking about athletic, athletic, athletic dollars. But could you imagine where the, well, let's work with me on this. If they start, because we're, the money is going to go where the talent is, yes?

I mean, yeah. But that's not, you know, so that's what I'm saying. So all that money that's going to these racist-ass southern states, these schools and states of the Confederacy, and these motherfucking states are poor as I am black. So if you take the money out of the state, you know, for all the football and basketball and all that, and it goes and has to go shifting to somewhere else, I don't know. How well will these programs fare at that point? if there are no black athletes.

Well, and I think a little perspective on that coming from Daryl in Houston just now. Athletes in Texas, the ruling elite 99% white here in Texas, are all too willing to spend out the wazoo to have winning teams. It's one way they delude themselves into the nonsense idea that they're not racist. Right. And, you know, this is one of those show me the money moments, follow the money. and in the modern era of college athletics now that players can be paid it ain't the black people and it ain't the white people is the green people you know but yeah I think I think it I mean why would why would any person of color any Bipak person want to go somewhere that You can't, your vote doesn't even mean anything.

And of course, that's the next step. They'll try to shut down, because it's already happening. I think maybe it was in Ohio. Trying to shut down ballot access. No, it was here. It was West by God. Trying to make sure that college students can't vote in places like Morgantown and Huntington, where there are enough students that they could make a difference in a race.

that's why they camp up there because I remember was that before 2013 when they made the rule about college students not being able to vote no they were pulling up on me West Virginia was pulling that shit

in the most recent legislative session wow and it will get worse well especially you know as much all the things you know we're yelling and screaming about them, you know,

gutting section two. The Safe Act is still out there floating around, bitches. Yeah, but it ain't going to see the light of day until the next Congress, and only if we only, and again, here we are. The House for all the grief

that Nancy Pelosi catches, she did her damn job as speaker and did it well. She sent, she sent, she sent meaningful legislation bill after bill

after bill after bill to the Senate of the United States where it died in a puddle of blood and dust on the desk of Mitch McConnell it would be nice if we could keep the outrage where it fucking belongs

right I mean it's depressing and and saddening when they don't when Democratic politicians don't live up to our insistence on their purity. And I'm not being sarcastic.

It's a bummer. It sucks. You know, seeing the shift of John Fetterman from the progressive fighter he was in Pennsylvania to this shit stain that he is now. That I just, I'm like, wow. You know, I call him Kirsten Mansion. But, you know, nobody ever ever. expected Joe Manchin to be a leading light of

progressivism. No. But Kirsten Sinema, she rode into the Senate on the backs of people who busted their progressive asses because she promised she would be a progressive voice in the Senate. And then

Shiv right between the ribs. Suckers. Right. Well, it's like it's like, um... But I do want to just keep, I want to keep the blame where it goddamn well belongs. Sorry. That part.

I'm a little breechy. I apologize. No, no. No, it's just, it's, um, I can't think of the former sheriff of LA County. He was the same thing back in when he ran and, I guess, thank you. Yeah, he ran in 2016.

It's, he tried to block shit out. Um, but he ran as pretty much as he had all, all the progressive, the union. the Democratic clubs, all these motherfuckers, all these people he's got their endorsements and I voted for the man, okay?

And then he turned out to be a maggot. It's just Villanueva, that's his name. And it's just like, wow. And it's just like, you know, and the, you know, the bait and switch kind of thing.

I mean, I mean, you know, looking back, you know, how progressive can somebody be that's in law enforcement? You know, I mean, not to say that off-ops of conservatives, but

the likelihood of somebody who has made it up the ranks in law enforcement, how progressive could they possibly be if they're able to make it and run, you know, and think they have a chance to Right, because it's an inherently racist structure.

And I don't know it's, I don't know if it's this way in California, but throughout the east of the Mississippi, United States, and some west of the Mississippi, the high sheriff is actually the power in any given county. Not the county commission. No, not the prosecutor, the high sheriff. Let me tell you something. When things started going really wrong, and this motherfucker is running again,

he is actually running again for sheriff. Wow. Talk about the balls on this motherfucker. So when, you know, people try to hold him to account, so the board of supervisors, or is, you know, aside from the people who elected him, you know, the constituents of the county of Los Angeles, the board of supervisors would try to get him to come. They actually pretty much subpoenaed his ass. He just said no, because at that point, and at the town of the trial, it's still, the entire, all five members of the board of supervisors are women.

And he's like, I don't have to, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't have to come in front of you. He basically, basically, so this is who we're dealing with. Jesus. By the way, a little fact-check update. I thought about this when you mentioned it. Yeah, Haiti got done paying off their debt to France in 1947. So they're not still paying reparations. But the thing is, I think there should be a movement for France to pay it all back. Give it back.

That part. Because you stole it in the first place. Give it fucking back. The fact that it took, you know, is that a hawk? Holy shit. There's a hawk sitting on. By chasing my backyard, fortunately, our dog is big enough that. Yeah, that hawk will attack squirrels, kitty cats.

Yeah. Yes. But I just heard the golden one tell me it's time for me to. Oh, God. 455. All right. Yeah. Yeah, his innate sense of time is amazing. I mean.

I see. I see. Because it's time for treats. Yeah, no, it's like that part. Anyway. Well, quick up. I love you. I love you to pieces.

Quick update on the Donald Trump squeaky toy. The Donald Trump squeaky toy is no more. It didn't even take a day. And Shadow's... Oh, damn. Shadow got hold of it, and the first thing he did was rip it to pieces below the waist. Tore the legs right off of it. And then would sit there...

Look for him! And got a little opening in his empty head and started pulling out the fluff. And so... One day over the weekend, I think it was Saturday, He was playing with ball instead and left the remnant of Donald in the bedroom, and I covered it up, and then eventually I got a Ziploc bag and a paper towel and put it in a zip lock bag, squeezed it tight so there wasn't any air in it and buried it down in the garbage can. Which seems fitting. Seems so, so. very, very fitting.

If only it was that easy. If only, if only, if only, if only. I mean, he got that toy in his mouth and he, and would shake it. I think he was, he was one gene away from gator rolling it. I have never seen him. Wow, I just sent you a picture of it. I have never seen, I have never seen him treat a toy like that.

ever. I just sent you to, and the scary thing is it's just sitting there, just waiting. It's like, and it's been sitting there says I noticed it. So, yeah, it's just chilling. He's like, yeah, I'm looking, because we get, you know, we have squirrels in our backyard. I got a tiny little, I got a tiny little peanut-sized brain, and 99% of that goes to my vision and my hunger. And my hunger. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Anyway, baby. Well, we haven't done one. We haven't done one of these in a while. I haven't done one of these in ages. I'm going to have leftover Mexican food. So like I said, I got up to, you know, I made the cinnamon rolls yesterday, right? And so my wife looks at me.

She's like so, is there anything you want me to take out the freezer for you to cook? And I just looked at it. I'm like, and I said, really? I made cinnamon rolls just because that's something I wanted to do. but you really expect for me to cook dinner too it is Mother's Day and then she started at well

I don't feel good and I'm like uh-huh and then she realized you know and she's like okay maybe she would get order in I'm like right answer do you think I'm going to cook dinner too and no

and so yesterday I wasn't feeling I ate some but I wasn't feeling well so I didn't finish it and so I get left over uh Kanye Sada burrito. Ooh. West style, you know, with the enchilada sauce.

Mm-hmm. And your next mission, should you choose to accept it is you got to find a set. So I choose to accept it. Yeah, you, because this mission impossible. You got to find a Salvadoran restaurant or a Salvadoran food truck and try Salvador and guacamole. Well, there's no really, you know, the funny thing is there's very, there's no, I've never seen a Salvadorian food truck. but there are Salvadorian restaurants around.

And there's actually a Salvadorian restaurant that I love that I go to that has really good papuca. But I've never seen, you know, wacamole on the menu. So I'm going to figure it out. Or better yet. I can just make my own. How about that? I mean, you could. Seeing as how you get avocados you can actually work with as opposed to hurt someone with.

Yeah. as opposed to being, you know, weapons of mass destruction. God damn. One of those, Tracy, one of those things would have broke my windshield. Damn, sis. Damn. And by the way, thank you, Billable. Thank you, Billable Rick.

Billable Rick gave me a ramatlamma ding-dong for those avocados being harder than Babylonian arithmetic. Thank you. That was good. That was good, I have to say. I have to give major props to that. All right, my darling, you take good care. You too. And y'all, give money to my girl.

I broke a guy in black, so I can't donate like I used to. But there's a couple of people. So go one day without a latte. See, I don't drink those things anymore. So go a day or so without a latte. Not even with the pumpkin spice come fall? Fuck you, bitch. Fuck you.

Yeah, see, I earned that one. I earned that one. Yeah, you earned that shit. You earned that shit. If I'm going to, if I'm going to have a latte at this point, my new thing is try latte. Oh, those are good. You know, heavy whipping cream. Yes.

My thing right now is chai latte with half and half. Yeah, see, that's not so much as beverage as it is a damn dessert. Yeah. So if I'm going to, if I'm going to spend time and money on a latte, it will be a, a try. chile latte. There will be no puffed in spice. Cut that. All right, my darling. You take good care. I love you. You too. We will talk soon.

Love you, hon. Bye. All right, baby. The one and only Tracy out in Los Angeles in search of or maybe she'll make her own Salvador and Lackamoli. And from Stephen, New York, but all cops are

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