Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 11 September 2026

Episode Date: September 12, 2026

Lots of bloody shirt-waving from the MAGATS today. Nitwit Nero Went nappy-nap at the Pentagon ceremony. 

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And now from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is, Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this 11th day of September, 2006. This is the horn. Head-on. Dot-5 is where you'll find us on the interweb tubes. That's where you go if you'd like to be part of the Mary Wacky's any real-time Madcap multimedia extravaganza.

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And thanks to all of those who do believe you me, I see them, and I appreciate them. Thank you. If you're listening live, well, it's Friday on the front porch. and that means, of course, here in about an hour or so, we'll go over the river and through the woods to the old holler tree that we sublet from the Keebler elves, wherein we keep the extraordinary ordinary roundtable, around which we gather each and every Friday,

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both for being partial sponsors of the program. Thank you to Charlie, who is putting forward a challenge, saying I'll match the next 60 bucks that come in. And that is so very kind. So maybe three people at 20 bucks? Yeah, that could work. Because we are, we're around $3,000 in the hole, and we're not even two weeks into September. So a lot of that is, you know, this is the first full week of September. A lot of that, or a portion of that is still August that is not yet funded.

And so we'll tell you, if that comes in, then we'll add that to the finish August and save September challenge. It has $1,900 to go on it. Ralph's offering a $25 challenge for something, well, predictable. It's like I said yesterday. Joey wrote in and said that it was a little known fact that when they came to America, or before they came to America, Federman's family, who later shortened their name, was actually in Fedder Mansion. and so it was that John Federman showed up, as I mentioned yesterday, to endorse his dear, dear, dear, dear friend, the Republican Senator Dave McCormick, who is actually less popular with Republicans in Pennsylvania than he, John Federman is, which is gross and disturbing. Thank you for that challenge, perhaps.

There's no end to just how gross John Fetterman is. You might recall that at one point in time he blew off talking to three paralyzed paralyzed veterans. They said he was feeling under the weather, and then 30 minutes later he was out the door and gone to do an interview about his financier, Israel, over on Fox News TV Radio Rwanda. Yeah. In point of fact, turn it. Where to go? Yeah, here's a, here's Svetterman introducing McCormick at the Maggot Lala. a loser and a big good fine times yeah this was that he did this by video there he didn't

actually go all the way to ballast takes ass yes i'm senator john betterman pennsylvania yes i'm a democrat why am i here talking to you today we really don't know i'm a common sense democrat i'm always going to stand with America. I'm always going to reject the extremes and socialism and that anti-American way of life. Dave McCormick is the kind of senator that gets the job done, and he's going to fight for Pennsylvania. I'm proud to count him as my friend. Right back over my shoulder, that's the iconic U.S. Steel Mill, and that's exactly the kind of thing that will work together and will work with President Trump to fight and defend the steel way of life right here in the Steel Valley. I have this opportunity to introduce this great American, a great senator, and yes, he's in a different party,

but I'm proud to count him as my great friend. So for everybody in Dallas, I'm here to introduce Dave McClemmett. Who is 10 points less popular with you maggots than I am? Ha ha ha ha, ha, that's on you, Dave. Yeah. And he stood there, grinning like a fox eating shit out of a wirebrush in front of the maggots and assembled various weirdos. Thank you for that route. So all told, we are at, we have $110 worth of challenges. That would wipe out a third of the day, a third of a day's broadcasting on the deficit. and would take us down to $1,800,000, $1,700 and $190 on the finish August and save September challenge.

Thank you, Ralph, and thank you, thank you Charlie at APS Radio News. Yeah, congestion. Leah in New York said, who would have expected that in fall pollen season? Is that what this is? I thought that was just me breathing the air in West Virginia. Oh, the tourists, but there's a lot of shit in the air in West Virginia. Mm-hmm. And Jeremy noting, you may become a porch member if you're able to pass the non-maga sniffer.

Ooh, I don't know how I would feel about being sniffed. But, yeah, that's true. That's true, Jeremy. maggots are not welcome in our conversation. They have never been welcome on this program, and well, they never will be unless they're fully recanted and willing to reswear allegiance to the United States of America instead of an orange monstrosity. And of course, it is the 11th day of September.

it is the 25th anniversary of the attacks on the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, and what was probably ultimately the White House or the Capitol, that plight didn't make it in. But I'll be candid. I didn't pay any attention to it. I don't have to relive it. As I mentioned a couple of nights ago, yes, last night perhaps, you know we had that we we had the benefit of having people tell us uh on this program what it was like

for them and i don't know i feel like i feel like it would be like oh well for those of you of a certain age do you remember the morning that the challenger blew up and they showed it over and over and over and over and over again. Until we were all well and truly traumatized. I didn't feel like triggering the trauma again. And I was at a great distance, you know, but still, it was a harrowing and horrifying day. So I didn't. I mean, although I was thinking about something at one point.

I don't know if anybody ever made this observation, but what year did what year did madmen premiere because one of the most iconic images of that day 25 years ago was the

man who leapt from one of the towers rather than be burned alive and no one has ever I don't think, I managed to identify who in particular he was. I remember one writer at Esquire did a brilliant piece on that image.

But it always struck me that the image of Don Draper falling in free fall down a skyscraper was reminiscent of that image from September. 11th, 2001. And by the way, with regard to Federman, Micah reminding me of something that made the rounds all day yesterday. John Federman is the first rat in history to jump onto a sinking ship. And it's true. It's true.

Yeah, Mad Men started in 2007, so that's six years after. That's six years after 9-11, and it really feels like that. It was probably too soon for that, for that graphic. And thank you ever so kindly. Christopher just jumped in via Venmo and said, grieving the end of summer. Oh, Lord, yes, I know the days are already growing shorter. You know, during the lovely warm days, they were, I'd get done with the program and there was still an abundance of light in the sky and well those days are gone so yeah i'm grieving

right there with you christopher and that means we've got ten dollars to go on ralps's challenge and then uh we'll go to work on charlie's challenge and hopefully find ourselves down to 1790 trying to salvage well finish august and salvage september at this point all of september is unfunded. And I'm sorry to mention it. I hate to talk about the fundraising. You know that. It gives me no joy. Oh, Camel Cardinal. Lay off. Extra vocal fry. I like it. I'm not trying to. But here we are. Yeah. So again, thank you, Christopher. for um Jeremy says

I heard the other day the family of the jumper has come forward they believe he was found that would be well that would be interesting to know

and if his family knows then at least they have some form of closure although I don't know if that was my family I wouldn't I don't know

that I would want to know that that was someone I loved but of course um there was plenty of which to take note today, video of Zoran Mamdani actually being a decent, not actually, not like it's foreign to him, but being a decent human being to Rudy Giuliani, who damned well didn't deserve it, and shaking his hand and seeing that he was seated for the,

for the, for the ceremony, after all. the sleazy things that Rudy Giuliani said about Zoran Mamdani, it would have been entirely appropriate, unfair but appropriate, if Zoran Mamdani had gone up and just slapped him till his spit and his teeth flew out of his mouth. And, well, Rudy looked pretty pitiful. Neither he nor his orange buddy with whom he once posed as a man in a dress to an adoring Donald Trump. Neither of them are looking too great these days. Brownie has all but given up on his hair. Maybe that's why he died at Brown that was at the suggestion of Rudy Giuliani. But, well, between the wind and he just looks terrible. He does. And that's a sign, of course, of, yeah, there it is. again frontotemporal dementia

mm-hmm ta-da but back to the maggot convention for just a moment rapioito Eduardo Cruz the anointed booger-eaten future king of

America spoke at the maggot convention last night and he did exactly what he wanted to do I went back and forth over whether the password should be stochastic because Raphaelito was,

and this was caught by C-SPAN, Raphaelito was speaking to the assembled mouth walkers and knuckle-breatzers and trying to whip them into a white, and I do mean white-hot frenzy. This was the moment. Yeah, that's nitwit Nero leaving, and he stops, does his jerking off two camels at the same time dance for a minute there for the adoring assholes who don't understand the irony of playing a gay 70s disco anthem. But it's apparently one of his favorites.

Yeah. Well, thank you. Thank you, kind anonymous individual. You've jumped in and utterly met, completely met, totally met. Charlie at APS Radio News's challenge. Thank you so very kindly indeed. So that's, wait a minute, so that's, yeah, we're down to 1780 and then when 10 more dollars comes in, Ralph's challenge will take us down to 1730 in this finish August and salvage September challenge.

Thank you so, so much. much appreciated but anyway they that was that was the uh play him out song what what do you mean play play you out what will play it at what's that what does that even mean fuck it we'll do it live remember remember all those years ago when um below the clown below the sex pest clown uh said that on um oh it was before he even went to Fox, wasn't it? Yeah. Of course, at Fox, he would go on to

sexually harassed women and tell one of them that, and he was drunk at the time, of course. It's not an excuse. It's just a reality. Well, if I was with you right now, we'd get in the shower. And I'd give you a glass of wine. And then I'd rub your back

with falafel. Hence the term, falafel boy. Mm-hmm. Well, that's what happens when you're so loaded. You can't tell the difference between falafel and lufa. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But anyway, back to Raphaelito, the booger eater.

This is the stirring and patriotic opening that C-SPAN played. Maggates barking, maggots grunting video. Was that Eric Kukakakak-Kirk? I don't know. Welcome back to C-SPAN's live coverage of the Republican Mid-Term Convention. It's day two from Dallas. I love how they introduce it and taught the Republican midterm convention. They talk about it like it's something normal when, in fact, this is just, well, it's something to, it was something to pacify the toddler in chief.

With control of the Senate and House at stake in this year's elections, President Trump and his party are making their final unified pitch to convince voters. to vote Republican in November. Last night, President Trump promised $5,000 checks to every adult American if Republicans maintain their hold on the House and the Senate. Tonight, President Trump is due to speak again, along with Vice President J.D. Vance. That was the opening. And then eventually, let's see if we can get to Raphaelito. Lordy, that's a lot of maggots.

Yeah, there's Raphaelito. Elito. Give me a second. One year ago today, our friend Charlie Kirk was murdered. 25 years ago, tomorrow, jihadist terrorists, murdered nearly 3,000 Americans in the worst act of domestic terrorism in U.S. history. In 2001, it would have been hard to imagine. where we are today.

Who could have predicted? But would it have been? Would it have been hard? First of all, yes, 25 years ago, terrorists killed 3,000 Americans. And then George Bush and Dick Cheney turned around and said to the terrorists, He pulled my beer. And then proceeded to murder one million

innocent non-combatant iraqi civilians men women and children showing that when we really beset our minds to it nobody murders innocence quite like the united states of america does that the extraordinary donald trump would be present that he would have secured the border brought trillions of dollars of investment back to america And called my wife a dog. And transformed the Republican Party into a blue-collar party of America. And on 9-11, could anyone have imagined that Comrade Mondami would be the mayor of New York? The hate that killed Charlie Kirk, that knocked down the Twin Towers, that led to two assassination attempts.

on President Trump. It just keeps getting worse and worse. And we are witnessing a new and dangerous red-green alliance, communists and Islamists coming together and sweeping over the Democrat Party. They are united because they share the same enemies. They hate Christians. They hate Jews. They hate capitalism. They hate the Constitution and they hate America. It gives me no pleasure to say this. For me and my family, communism is not abstract or theoretical. My family has bled and has been imprisoned and tortured by communists in Cuba. And then you move to Canada. Well, all of this bloody shirt waving, the bottom line is when he referenced, well, when he got around to referencing Zoran Mamdani again, and then, of course, added into the mix, James Tala Rico, well, he had the crowd right where he wanted them. and somebody in the audience screamed out,

He should be shot. Not sure if they meant to Mondani or Tala Rico, but that particular maggot would be happy with both, I'm sure. And another one said Democratic legislators were devils. All while criticizing Islam, but those weren't Muslims. screaming those terroristic threats. Those were good, God, fear, and upstanding Bible,

believe in Christ-centered evil, jellical, gundam, and homosexual, Christian maggots. Want to know who the terrorist party is? Hanging out in Dallas. Of course, no mention from Raphaelito of Alex Pretty or Renee Good just to get started. No, no mention whatsoever. From Steve in New York, Ted Cruz,

What a smarmy opportunistic wimp. Yeah. Pure pissant. And the way he talks, you kind of wonder, what would have become of him in, say, like the mid-19th century or so? Maybe challenged to a duel? Mm-hmm. Who knows? but he is a gutless spinal.

Yeah. In fact, it was none other than dead Lindsey Graham, Lady G. Who once said of Raphaelito, if someone murdered him in the well of the Senate, you couldn't get a single member to vote to convict. And then added, I mean, I, I, I, I, I, like Ted. Everybody hates him, but it's true. Uh-huh. And so I have, uh, I guess Rapio Lido being the, uh, good, good Christian that he is, uh, I, I suppose he thinks that he needs payback for, uh, chuckles Kirk.

Jesus. It's just disgusting. But now, Orange Jesus has zoomed off to Ireland. He did show up at the Pentagon earlier today. He showed up this morning for the ceremony at the Pentagon. He didn't go to New York City where he claims to have done heroic things on that day 25 years ago, such as climbing the Empire State building and swatting away the the uh the aircraft i stole that one it's not mine but i i could you could almost see him um mm-hmm um and by the way news ninja jean pointing out that blue collar is due to strangulation who first uh first rom-lama rim shot of the evening gene belongs to you well done well done well done and thank you texas t ralphs's challenge is now done so we are down to one thousand seven hundred and thirty dollars to go to meet the save or finish august and save

september matching challenge we if we could uh if we could raise that 1730 somehow or another I might be able to shut my mouth about fundraising for a couple of weeks. And God, how I would love to do that. Thank you, Texas T. Thank you so, so much. But, yeah, nitwit Nero showed up in Washington, D.C. today. The memorial service began, I think, about 9 a.m. and it was almost no time at all before, well, before he went Betty by.

Yeah, he went soundly asleep. But you can see the picture there, or you can see a picture if you search it. Routts, by the way, says, thanks everyone. Thank you, Ralphs. He's sitting there and he's. His head's lulled down like it always does. But the other part of it is is that one side of his face is drooping. The right side of his face is drooping.

Someone already made a meme out of it and said that took the picture of his drooping face. And on the lower droop, on the droop, they put gas prices before Trump. And then on the upper side of his face, they put gas prices after Trump. yeah which is true well i can't find it but it's a it's a radio program anyway so yeah but he just said and gone because well there's a great day of coming and uh as that one individual with the phd and physical therapy points out it could happen any day and a few days ago of course we came up with the idea. I realized it when we were talking about Jessica Rabbit of all people. That's the dress for the day. The day finally happens. That really snug, bright, red, sparkling red dress.

I think there should be a world of at least a nationwide movement for women to get one of those hands across America or something like that yeah are we positive Jeremy asked that the writers of king Kong didn't mold Kong claiming the empire state climbing the empire state building and swatting away planes on a psychic vision of the far off real fat fucking monster that trump would be one day in the far future yeah i guess there's a non-zero chance at some point in the future, maybe the AI, maybe the AI invents time travel and, oh boy, won't that be, maybe that explains how we are, where we are now. Maybe the AI did invent time travel, and now the AI is trying to protect its, protect its own nativity. I know, it gets really complex,

really, really quickly. Yeah, there it is. Why don't it? He is as gone as can be. His head lulled down. Reuters took the photograph this morning. He's seated in front of an American flag. His eyes are completely closed. Chins on his chest. Half his face is drooping.

Like I said, the event began at 9 a.m. The picture of him passed out was more than an hour later. Aaron Rupar posting the photo said, as is always the case when he's sitting and not talking, Trump had a hard time staying awake during the 9-11 ceremony. Well, I like people who don't get killed in plane attacks. Yeah. I mean, you can hear. They just drone on and on and on, name after name after name.

He's like 200 people and I'm not talking. but he did he did manage to deliver some remarks it was his second year in a row at the Pentagon because they won't let him speak in new york thank goodness for the national september 11th memorial and that rule going back to ted cruz a moment ago miss micah said no ted we don't hate america we just hate you and then said that you're literally describing the plot of Terminator. I know. I'm so quick you caught that. Destroy all humans. And it charming. I know. I mean, says Jeremy, they even got the message of grabbed them by the, whatever you want with Kong. He literally stole a woman to climb the tower. Stole the woman and climbed the tower.

I don't think he made her climb it for him. But I get your meaning. So there he was, snoozing away at the Pentagon. but he needed his nappy by because, well, he was getting ready to get on the plane and really commemorate 9-11 by flying off to Ireland. And PBS reported that groundbreaking will happen tomorrow on a visitor education center near the Pentagon Memorial. It should open in 2029, and it's a $35 million affair. in D.C., what, will that build something about the size of an interstate rest area? Yeah? For my part, even just in thinking about 25 years ago, in my mind immediate, that that really was the great rebirth of American conspiracyism.

We already had JFK, and then in the years immediately following, I'd say the five, in about five, 10 years immediately following what happened 25 years ago today. The country went absolutely bat-shit crazy mad coming up with conspiracies where, you know, George Bush and George Bush put on his little black hat and his little black coat and his little black boots and he planted little black bombs all over the World Trade Center. And oh, so exhausting. The camp divided into two groups, the let it happen on purpose and the made it happen on purpose. If anything, I may let it happen on purpose. And that term, LIHOP has come in handy.

Even now, going back to Tuesday, we talked about how there's every reason in the world to believe that Psycho BeebeNet and Yahoo let October the 7th, 2023 happen on purpose because, well, it saved his ass. and has thus far kept him, you know, out of the joint. But anyway, instead of showing up in New York City, Jimmy Dick Bowman or Judy Vance or the JD Egg or whatever their name is on their birth certificate, he showed up in D.C. instead. And I suspect if anybody knows just how bad off nitwit Nero is,

it's probably the J.D. Egg. Yeah. you know the first vice president in a hundred years to have a beard and her name's usha but when nitwit nero was getting on his plane uh the abc journalist rachel scott asked him a question she asked him about the five thousand dollar bribe that he had offered the american people and, well, Orange Man, mad. Mr. President,

$1,000 in debt, if your economic policies are working, why do you need an incentive for people to turn out the vote? I think what you're going to do, I didn't do it for turning out the vote. I've done it as a reward for people having to put up with

five years and four years of horrible, a horrible situation caused by Biden. I mean, they had to put up with the four years and that carried on for at least a half an additional year. with horrible, just a horrible thing that Biden did to our country. And it's not only just from an economic standpoint.

You look at the border, you look at the crime, and now we've got it under control. But what a period of time? It's almost a reward for the people having to put up with Biden's policy. Go ahead. Not you. You also offered checks during tariff refund checks. Not you.

And that didn't happen, Mr. President. On Iran. Your network and you're the worst. Now this is a radio program so we don't have video. But when he says, not you, not you, you're the worst. He actually leans in and lunges at her like he wants to bite her. He is losing whatever little bit remains of his ability to manage his own emotions. So like I said, the JD Egg probably knows this better than anyone.

And we now have, we now have information that, hmm, well, a little solo wannabe has decided to go back, go behind the Gaius Marius is back to talk to the generals. Yeah. an article yesterday in the New York Times noted that Judy Vance had gone to a high-ranking brass in the Pentagon and sought their individual assessments on why we started the Iran war and how the Iran war, is going, which is to say badly. According to the Times article, he spoke to commanders in the Middle East, Europe and Asia, asked them for what they thought the objective of the war was, what their losses had been in terms of casualties, just exactly how much it would take to topple the government in Tehran.

and how they were set for how Iran was set for weapons. And apparently, he did not get good news. He didn't. One commander mentioned the paucity of Patriot interceptors, those being central to U.S. air defenses. And apparently in one area of conflict, Our inventory of Patriot Interceptors had dropped under, all we know is under 100 by late spring. And, of course, this is all completely at odds with the adjut prop coming out from the Maggot Hor, I mean, White House.

Wouldn't it? Whitner, oh, we've already won. Their army and their Navy and their Air Force. They're completely non-existent. They're utterly defenseless. Mm-hmm. And, you know, being the good soldier that he is, I use that term euphemistically. The JD Egg has gone along with all of it, but the New York Times reported that when there aren't any microphones or cameras around,

Nitwit Nero is losing his shit over reporting on the fact that he's losing. literally shot our stockpile down to near nothing. For nothing. They're committing treasons. We don't have any. They shouldn't be, they shouldn't be talking about our stockpiles that way. And in fact, the Pentagon has been polygraphing the hell out of a lot of senior officers trying to figure out who let the cat out of the bag. And you can, you can easily, guess that they're not happy, but the White House is saying, oh, we did that on purpose. We allowed the J.D. Egg to talk to the generals all by himself. Curiously, a couple of days. So, so I don't know. You almost, you could take something like that

and maybe formulate a theory whereby J.D. Vance knows how bad things. are and he's trying to get a handle on the situation before say the 21st day of January, 2007, when, well, when he knows he's got a pretty damn good shot of becoming president if the great and glorious moment does not arise and arrive before then. And you can bet nitwit Niro thinks it's disloyal. In fact, in competition with the maggot-paloozer, none other than W had an event at his presidential library where he hosted Dan Raisin-Cain and caused a bit of a stir. when he made an oblique reference to Raisin Cain. Yeah.

Raisin Cain, now with crunchy Trump clusters. Let me see if I can find that audio real quick. Yeah, there it is. It was reported as W throwing a little bit of shade toward Nitwit Niro. He was interviewed by the woman who wanted. called George my husband I mean the president that being that being kind of sleazy rice goes straight with kind of sleazy chicken this was Wednesday morning yeah here's the here's the audio you think that was for Melissa for you Melissa let me start off by thanking

Shiloh and the team here I also want to thank Dan Kane, General Kane for being here. Thank God you are where you are, and we appreciate it. That is apparently shade by George W. Bush. Thank God you are where you are. You know who would be even better where he was? The man, Dan, Raisin, Raisin Kane with Trumpy Clusters, crispy Trumpy Clusters, crunchy Trumpy Clusters, would have been had Nero not fired him for being black because when all of this bullshit from B.B. Netton,

not Bibi Netanyahu about starting a war with Iran had come around. He would have looked at Nittwit Niro and said, oh, hell no. He's been trying this for years and we don't take the bait. But instead, we got

Dan Raisin-Kane who said, well, I don't think it's a good. By the way, you know, the guy who didn't eat, the guy didn't even have sufficient rank to be chairman of the joint chiefs and views his job of giving the president all of his options without any real recommendations, and then just saying, okay, whatever you want, boss, which is exactly what he did.

You know, Kane is said to be unhappy with the Iran War, didn't want it. But he also didn't do anything to try to stop it. And of course, Nitwit Nero had tried to pin the war on him, saying, He believes it'll be something easily won. But he also said, Oh, sir, the United States military who can absolutely wreck Iran. One individual familiar with the circumstances said, Oh, yeah, Raisin Cain's out of his, out of his staff.

One White House spokes creep said, General Kane is an incredible asset to President Trump's National Security team and the overwhelming success of operations Epstein Ferry and Midnight MC Hammer and an absolute result. speaks for itself. Yeah, really. I mean, if you only get right down to it, uh,

they kind of do. They're a complete disaster. Uh, Leah in New York pointing out the JD egg, uh, soldier does not seem right. How about sidekick? Uh, yeah,

uh, bumbling sidekick. Yeah. And, uh, Going back to Nitwit Niro's YMCA dance, Dave in the Blind said he was not jerking off two camels. Donald Trump was showing his technique for jerking off two dictators himself, not included.

My guess is that it's Vladimir and his boyfriend, Un. But the camel cardinal might have pictures of him jerking off. Don't you even, mm. Your buddy Dave and whoever holds the copyright for the song YMCA copyright should sue Donald Trump for every goddamn penny he's got. And from Cynthia, whose Friday I have apparently just ruined, just joined the program

just to hear the crap from the evil filthy mouth of the orange vomit. I can't begin to tell you just how much the sound of him enrages me, let alone his disgusting lies. And again, I ask, what the goddamn hell is wrong with the people who like him.

Jesus fucking Christ, they're worse than just deplorable. I know, I know, Cynthia. Now breathe in through the nose and hold and exhale. Letting go now. Letting go now. Letting everything go. Doesn't help, does it, Cynthia?

I didn't think so either. So anyway, I mentioned that nitwit, Niro is off to Ireland. And, of course, he has to be protected, you know, and never has heard a discouraging word. etc, etc. He's off to the Irish Open, which is being held by one of his tacky golf motels. And so he will land at Dublin Airport tomorrow morning, and then he'll fly from Dublin to Shannon and then go on to the aforementioned tacky golf motel, Dunbeg, where they're holding the Irish open because that's much more important than doing the business of the American people.

So the Irish have decided they want to give him a fit and proper welcome. Well, the approach to the main runway at Shannon Airport, and one wonders if they will choose a different approach, therefore, goes right over the helm of an Irish woman who wanted to make sure that he has a suit of fitting welcome. At first, the lady said that she was going to go and protest outside the resort, but she said, I was going to go down and try to protest down there, but I'd say we wouldn't even get near it. So we just said, we'll do this instead. And what she meant by this was painting a giant, giant,

giant sign in her yard. You know, yesterday we talked about the Charlie Kirk corn maze there in Calabandiana. Well, this is something much more useful for a field. Giant letters, all capitals, fuck Trump. Yeah. And so, yeah, we'll just do this instead. She did say it took a while to convince her hubby to go along with the plan. She said, I've been troubling him for a long time do this because we knew he was going to be coming. And I kept needling him until he gave in. So, yeah, the letters are bigger than the house they live in. Fuck Trump. And it takes up the entire field. So it's almost impossible not to see. And so on the, and that was followed by something appearing on the beach in Dublin Bay. that's on the approach to Dublin's airport.

A group called Uplift carved no kings, Gaza, Iran, ice into the sand. And they did it all with nothing but rakes, the executive director of Uplift, Sean O'Donohue. Wait, no. Ooh, I don't know. No, it's not Sean. I learned it watching the new episode of Ted Lassau, or a new season of Ted Lassau. Anyway, O'Donohue said, oh, we want to send a message to Trump that he is not welcome here in Ireland. We chose sand to drive home the message that Trump's administration will one day be history because it too will be washed out to sea just like the sand will be by the tide.

And the Irish Garda said this is one of the biggest policing and security operations they've ever done. There will be 10,000 12-hour tours of duty between Friday and Sunday because nitwit Nero has decided to upend the lives of ordinary working people in Ireland. Yeah, the way he's upended the lives of ordinary working people here. The Dublin Zoo is closed. The magazine fort is closed. Restricted access for Dunebeg the village. itself, drone flights are barred anywhere near Dublin. Guard a commissioner, Justin Kelly, said we have robust policing plans in place and

we'll arrest and prosecute those committing offenses. There will be no tolerance for public disorder. And that's an English accent, isn't it? Shame on me. I pissed off all the Irish. No tolerance for public disorder. And we'll have our water cannons ready. Hmm.

On the other hand, future proof Claire, Shanae, Sheehan said, we hope to give Trump a great big unwelcome when he arrives in Shannon on Saturday morning. And the fuck Trump really is ginormous. Only they didn't use the letter U. It's FX, CK, Trump, because they've got manners. I wish they'd use the vowel. But here we are. Oh, that's neat. Yeah, Jeremy sent me a story. Mount Washington, 9-11 tribute to feature twin light beams visible from over 100 miles away. That would be trippy. And thank you for this, Ralph, from Tagan Goddard's political wire.

According to the Washington Post, Senator Al Franken and more than two other two dozen other Jewish Americans are endorsing Abdul El-Said for Senate in Michigan. writing the post does franken and the other signatories acknowledge that el say his positions on israel have been a concern for many but argued that his views are much less outside the mainstream than the discourse around his candidacy might suggest well nice to hear from you al hope you're doing well still makes me sick what what was done to you and it wouldn't be it wouldn't be a commemoration of 9-11 if there wasn't some paranoia and some conspiracizing. There she is again, Representative Anna Pava Laguna, or whatever she's calling herself these days. She has had many names, too.

She's the head of the task force on the declassification of federal secrets. and she has said that, oh, more files about 9-11 will be coming out for the 25th anniversary in the next few hours. There will be, I have just received word that there will be 9-11 files declassified today. And it has to do with the Saudi involvement. Terry Strata, a widow of 9-11, said, for 20,000. said for 25 years administration after administration including leaders in front of us here today chose to protect the Saudis instead of standing with the 9-11 families and there's a good article Tristan alerted me to it over at ProPublica on the topic

strata is a part of 9-11 families united and said it's been one betrayal after another president trump can still change that tell the Saudis to stop telling. Tell them if they want to be friends with the USA, they can't continue to deny all of this, all of the pain, all of the destruction that we've all been suffering through. Because remember, from the Bush regime through Obama, Trump won, Biden, there has been, the administration has steadfastly refused to allow the Saudis to be held to account. for what they did. Mrs. Strata later said,

My husband, Tom Strata, you are missed more with each year that passes, but how can it be 25 years? And still we have no justice for the role that Saudi Arabia played in your murder, adding that Mrs. Strata did. Yes, we finally made it into a court and approved that the kingdom of Saudi Arabia fomented a rancid culture of anti-American terrorism around the globe and then sent its agents to support the radical Islamist hijackers so they could attack you and all of our loved ones.

but for 25 years, administration after administration, and bear in mind when she was speaking, Bush, Obama, Joe Biden, and Bill Clinton were all there to hear her words. But for 25 years, administration after administration, including leaders in front of us here today, chose to protect the Saudis instead of sanding with the 9-11 families, they withheld evidence. They broke promises, both public and private. It's been one betrayal after another. President Trump can still change.

Yeah. And then she said, Vice President Vance, thank you for being here today. Please carry that message back. Stand with the family. Stand with the survivors. Stand with Americans. As my husband, Tom, would have said,

that is always the right thing to do. And interestingly, well, yesterday we talked about how the Houthi rebels have taken mocha in, Yemen, and this apparently has occasioned a shit hemorrhage on the part of Mohammed bin Bonesaw with the capture of Moka and imminent control of the Bob El Mandeb straight in the Red Sea, the grand and glorious noble, most serene, high graciousness leader of Saudi Arabia, that would be Mohammed bin Bonesaw, called Nitwit Niro in a panic.

Apparently wanted to tell him what was going on, this according to Axios, and several hours later called him again and said, oh, please, order U.S. strikes against the Houthis. And Axios says that nitwit Niro said, no, no. But we'll give you intelligence on them and targeting information.

Axio says a senior Trump administration official signaled that Washington's priority is keeping the Red Sea open while leaving the broader fight to its regional partners. That's a bunch of weasel words. We don't got no, we don't got no bullets. No more bullets? No more bullets? We couldn't, we might not be able to launch strikes on the, on the hood. Houthis. There are reports out there that the Houthis have done significant damage to the Saudi

oil infrastructure, particularly the East-West oil pipeline. That could screw things up real big time. And Netwit Nero is about to find out that it's getting ever so much worse. Yes, the Irish Garda, the Irish brother Deacon Asa tells me, call it the Gardi. Interesting little tidbit about the Shannon Airport. It's home to the world's first duty-free and the home of the all-famous Irish coffee. One Fidel Castro experienced an Irish coffee at Shannon. Oh, and I'll bet he enjoyed it righteously. That would be coffee with, I'm guessing, Jameson's Irish whiskey. Hmm? That'll put a stagger in your step.

Booze and caffeine at the same time. What a lovely idea. But I have babbled into the second hour of the program, so we should probably go over the river and through the woods. And I'll check in and check in the old holler tree and see what's going on. Hey, what's happening, Jeremy? So Trump probably hates Garda because they're both hyper-free and duty. I know you said you don't relive it.

Unfortunately, I relived this day with vivid colors. Bring us what I did. And being so fairly close to New York, probably about the same, honestly, if you went in terms of the way the crow flies, but being fairly close, I have close friends who left New York City the month after because of the trauma it caused and never gone back. I mean, I completely understand. And I don't, it's not that I, it's not that I don't relive it. I mean, I know exactly where I was.

I was getting ready to go to work in Charleston. And all of a sudden stopped because of what I saw on the TV. and then couldn't look away. It reminded me at the time of how it felt to see the breaking news of Oklahoma City back in 1995 or earlier. We're quickly closing over a period of time

where we exist in two timelines where there's people who are alive for it and people who weren't. That is quickly coming. 25 years, marks that about that battery. A couple more years will be at that point where it will be largely separated

between you were there and you weren't a boring yet. And being the 20th anniversary, I hate to admit this, but I forgot what a day was twice today in the last day. Had someone say, big anniversary tomorrow.

I'm like, what? Quit smoking, marriage. And they said, no, 9-11. I said, oh, my God, you're right. That, and then today, one of my coworkers said, hey, can you put the flag back up to full staff?

And I almost said, what? You didn't put it back up after Dolly died, like I said, do last Tuesday? And before I got it out of my mouth, and Bonabas, like, oh, shit, 9-11. So, yeah, the flags are back up. So there you go. It's becoming that point where it becomes something you almost kind of slips the memory

because it's so much other shit in the world right now. We forget about some of those other horrible stuff. True. And how many anniversaries are in the making, Jeremy? That's the thing. I was talking about it on Tuesday. I fear there's another one being born even as we speak. well on Tuesday on

on Monday was the seventh Memorial Day that's the date of one of my friends almost dying in a bad crash also for anyone who cares to remember that's the date that Troy Gentry of Montgomery Gentry

died in helicopter crash so that was five or six years ago and it's also we came back on Tuesday for the from the holiday, that would have been my sister's 44th birthday. So they're all tied very closely together right now. I can, yes. And at occasion, so a lot of thought.

And today, Breem reemper took another person who won't be quite as familiar to most people, but if you like the simulation world, specifically planes and military planes, guy who went by Wags died today. He was fairly young, probably in his mid-50s cancer again.

Brimper has to improve their aim. I'm sorry, you broke up there. Oh, I said that another, did you hear the part about another person has died who people may not be as familiar with? Yeah. He went by Matt Wags, but my point was the Grim Reaper needs to improve their aim.

Yeah, they're still not going to, that, yeah, that's a Grim Reaper's second class trying to earn his sickle. and so far, he's a monumental fuck-up. This guy who died worked for a company that had people from all the racist, creeds, sex, you name it, working for. It's been to this company since the mid-80s. A company's called Evil Dynamics. It's a Russian firm now.

When it's worldwide, it's well-known. But anyway, no one had bad work to say. But again, I guess it's just out of the pile of people who didn't have to die this year, and we could have taken this other asshole instead. I think my connection is kind of weird tonight. So if Rogers here, I will, I'll just, where Rogers are on here, maybe Chris or Tristan can talk for a couple minutes. And I'll just start listening because I'm getting feedback tonight.

I never get it. Yeah, it's weird. You're breaking up a little bit. I don't know. I don't know. And I'm hearing myself come back to your speaker or something. That's even weird. I'm hearing myself delayed after I talk to you.

So it's probably on my end. Don't worry about it. Yeah, nothing. Yeah, nothing's happening on this end. And I don't, I don't think there's any echo coming through. coming through okay but something's going on with your uh your full duplex on your phone i'll just i'll just listen and make my occasional pointed joke when time arises so i'll just listen okay oh i see uh christopher has come in a bit early uh for the evening hey christopher hey how's going horn family

hi roxan hi rickin hi christian hi christin hi squeaky hello you jeremy hello yeah Back amongst the Civilized. Yeah, I missed the porch last week because we were in John Day, dropped by the John Day River, me and my friend Sam and Arlo. Arlo's first camping trip. Oh, how did that go? He was really good. I have a suggestion because I'm still hearing the feedback from Chris through you, Robin.

all of you back out for like 10 seconds and come back and just clear the room completely come back and start fresh i don't think it's robin i think it's the room itself okay that means you too robin all right fun little noises okay christ for you're back there's squeaky there's jeremy part of the feedback is someone in the room i keep getting a message you're meeting a clipper meaning the illiillary court we're doing it might be causing the two is something is it me i don't know i just came in it said a participant has a clipping device that could be recording your conversation. I don't think it's Robin. It's something new they added in, which is fine, but I'm wondering if that's caught. The feedback is still there. It's very odd. Well, I mean, it's no big secret.

I am recording. I record everything. Well, no, it's not you. I'm saying there's someone else in the room. Well, maybe it is you. Okay, maybe it's picking up in your tape. Maybe it's picking up on your software. Okay, maybe it is you because I don't see it will.

So, okay, never. mind. This goes out publicly, Robin. This isn't just between us. After all these years. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. Who would have dreamed? Yeah, so the camping trip was great. It was nice to be away from devices. Although I did, Tristan texted me and Michelle did. So I connected to a satellite, which I had never tried before.

Have you ever tried that with your cell phone? No, I have not. It's interesting. You hold it up to the sky. And it says, move to the right, move to the right, follow the satellite. Okay, now you can connect and you connect. And then if you don't keep moving, then you lose a connection. But it was interesting. It never did that before.

It's used for emergency texting. It isn't so much data. It just sends text, not voice yet. Okay. It wasn't an emergency. We were fine. Well, I can see myself, hint, move to the left, move to the left, move to the left. and the next thing you know i'm wily coyote at the edge of the cliff

boom at the bottom well arlo is more of a splasher in the river not so much a swimmer he got scared like he went too deep yeah and he scared himself and jumped back out and he was like daddy what happened poor little arlo he had a blast and he was very good at the campsite

he stayed very close he's looking at me now he knows i'm talking about him and uh he had one bark he saw the uh the neighbors neighbor camp he let out one bark and we told him quiet and and he was quiet he that was it oh what a very good boy yes he stayed close he didn't try to run away i don't think he wanted to and we were always eating food so there was always food in here by. Yeah, and he literally knows where his bread is buttered. Yeah, his steak. Uh, well, uh, since we're, he gorged on steak. Oh, did he? Uh-huh. Well, since we're, I don't think it, since we're verging on, he hurt his tummy. Yeah. And now that, well, you get, you don't want to, you don't want to be salty or, or, or seasoned, but yeah, just a little. Oh, we didn't do that.

I made sure I was like, Sam, don't season that one. That's Arlo's. So it was just plain. Arlo got his very own steak. Oh, Arlo is a very lucky boy. Yeah. It was fun. Gorgeous view of the stars. We did get rained on, but it was at night. And because we're out kind of in the desert, by the time we woke up in the morning,

yeah, everything was a little wet, but it dried out quickly. I left out my triscuits and Milano, so there was Molon. Milano Triscuits. Oh. That sucked. Yeah. That was the only real casualty, and some paper towels. Nobody likes a soggy trisket, and a soggy Milano is just heartbreaking.

Yeah. Yes. I was going to say we were verging perilously close to food porn, so I'll go ahead and mention after the program. This is over after I leave the program this evening. And then the real fun starts with the back porch. I found cod tenderloins at Kroger's on sale. And I've had some of those thawing in the fridge. And we're going to have fish and chips this evening.

Oh, that's wonderful. After the program, I got out the, I just love an electric skillet. You know, you can. It's an electric skillet. It's, I mean, it's a skillet. But it's got a conducting coil built into the base of it, and there's a probe that goes in, and you can precisely dial in the temperature of the oil that you want, or the temperature that you want whatever you're cooking.

But in this, I use it for deep frying or, you know, semi-shallow frying. It's not like a Baptist baptism. It's not totally immersion. But, yeah, I use – I've got my peanut oil. wheel ready to go and I'll fry the fish and while I set it out and let it drain. I don't know if y'all know this trick. My mama taught it to me. Part of the reason for fish and chips or having any kind of fries when you're having seafood is that you fry your seafood first, your fish first, whatever, and kind of pull out the little particles of, you know, the flour and stuff that go to the

bottom and then you fry potatoes because the potatoes will clarify the grease and make it unfishy and then you can use it for frying other things later because you don't just throw you don't just throw oil out after one use my god it's brutally expensive i use peanut oil i refuse to completely get on on board with the whalehead dead bear raccoon penis brainworm lamprey and I only fry in yak tallow. Nope. Yeah, because, you know, those masculine men of masculine masculinity, manliness are all about, those seed oils will make you all girly.

Or some such shit as that. God, they're so annoying. I hate them so much. And you put some whale blubber in there, along with the whalehead juice? Oh, it adds a special extra flavor. The whale blubber does. And the little, they're like whale chicharonis, and they're delicious. Oh, God.

People in Alaska actually do eat that. I have no doubt. Whale chichoronnas? Whale, well, whale blubber. It is a tree. I don't know exactly how it is. But, you know, Roxanne, that the, the, the, the, the yaksan, telo thing. It made me

think earlier today I was looking at Facebook and it was like I saw some friend of mine, some unwitting Facebook friend posting did you guys know that steak and shake has beef tallow fries? They're supposed to be good for you.

And I'm like no, no, they're not. And if you're going to, I mean, if you're going to do that, just fry them in bacon grease. It tastes better anyway. Now, I will. There's one concession I will make, and Christopher probably understands why.

And that is duck fat. The best, the best, the best fries on earth were said to have been at hot dugs in Chicago, and he did all of his fries in duck fat. That's it. Yep. True story. But that, but that stuff is, well, it's priced daily just like gold on the open market. And didn't we say, I think you could get hot dogs at Wrigley, but only in the bleachers section. Yeah, we talked about that.

Yeah. So if you have a regular seat and you're not in the bleachers, then you can't go. Because it's separated. Like if you have a bleacher seat, you can't go to the regular area. That's a selling point for the bleachers. Just out of curiosity, who's the new person you join around a name? I'm wondering, too. 19.

I got a picture. Looks like a good dog. Whoever you're on, your mic, your mic is up. You're trying to talk to us. Your mic is on. You need to mute it or turn it off, I mean, to identify yourself. Yeah, you're muted. 190983.

That's zip code? No. We give them a few minutes to text or identify himself. If they don't, I'm going to kick them temporarily until they identify themselves. Okay. No, you are the gatekeeper. No, I'm going to be out. I'm just wondering who they are in case they snuck in somehow.

People without names make me suspicious sometimes. Yeah, me too. But yeah, on the camping trip, Sam made, he cooked everything. All I did was make coffee. He cooked breakfast. He cooked the steaks. And he cooked burgers that were gourmet. They were fantastic with that fried egg on top.

Oh, yeah. Cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato. everything. Yeah, that's another thing. We're at the end of the season, but my heavenly days, there's some beautiful tomatoes coming in right now. I bought a couple of brandy wines and a couple of Cherokee purples. The Cherokee purples are just wonderful, and I made a,

you know when you, an unpaid product placement, you know when you go to Red Lobster and they bring you that basket of cheddar bay biscuits? Yes. Well, I was making biscuits from scratch. I posted it on Facebook, you know, a little food porn. But so I added in black pepper, old bay seasoning, garlic powder, onion powder, and just sifted it all together. And made my biscuit dough, buttermilk, of course, and made a, oh, they came out so beautifully. I mean, they were like two inches thick.

They were genuine catheads. and just the simple you know the simple country things of life split a split one of those biscuits put mayonnaise on both sides just let just trust me and a big beautiful slice of that Cherokee purple tomato and a nice handful of salt oh it was heavenly oh and first you had to bring up mayo now now Tracy won't join Actually, I talked to Tracy earlier today, and I told her about it, and she did not give me any hell. There's a time and a place for everything. But for the fish fry, one thing, I made a ginormous batch of my tartar sauce that I grew up eating in northwest Alabama.

It seemed to be a local thing. Oh, so good. Most tartar sauce is cloying and sweet, and it has sweet pickle relish in it, and it's gross. This stuff is decidedly tart. It's a base of mayonnaise and sour cream, and there's dill relish and dill weed and lemon juice and salt, and a couple of, well, the base of it is ground cabbage, ground bell, sweet bell pepper and ground onion. You make it into an absolute pulp. I have a confession to make.

I've been informed by ASA that I'm a, I'm dumb. Billable, you're there. Come back. Didn't recognize your picture. It was billable right. I thought that might be billable. I thought that might be billable.

Oh. Let me text him. Come back, Billable. Come back. I didn't kick him. He left on his own, he left on his own will. Maybe he couldn't unmute. Possible.

He might be at work. I'm sure he is at work. Yeah, he usually is. Unless he got 9-11 off. Oh, don't know. If you can hear me, forgive me, that was my mistake. I'm sorry. So do you put that in the food processor?

Yeah, the cabbage and the sweet onion and the bell pepper. And then you just grind it down into a pulp. And kind of press out the excess water. Yeah, okay. And then you add in an entire jar of mayonnaise and a pint of sour cream. And get that all incorporated nicely. And then you start the tweak, dear God, tweaking the dill. That just sounds filthy.

What are you talking about? What is that? Dillweed? Tweaking the dill? Yeah, you just start adding the dill until you get to the flavor profile that you want. Oh, okay, okay. Because it's a little bit different using fresh dill versus dried dill. Right.

But, yeah, this made a half a gallon of it. Holy shit. Yeah, I'll leave a quart here. and take a quart home. And here's the other thing, though. It's not just delicious on fried fish. Warm, like peeled, warm, boiled potatoes and boiled eggs that you split in half. This stuff's fabulous on it.

I wonder if it would be good. Like, if you just, one of my favorite snacks is just take an avocado, slice it in half. You've got your two halves. Yeah. Obviously, take the pit out. and then I'll just put a dollop of sour cream in each half and then some hot sauce. That sounds yummy. I love to make, in fact, I first.

You could probably do that with the tartar sauce. Oh, I'm sure you could, and I'm sure it would be heavenly. I had it, in fact, just on a whim, I had the remainder of that Cherokee purple tomato, and I put little dollops of the tartar sauce on it, and it was, oh, it was heavenly. yummy. Oh, that's great. Question. Michelle was experimenting with her fried fish in the air fryer. Okay. Now, and she tried different types of batters and stuff, and I said, hey, you got to go with the cornmeal. So is that what you use? Yeah, well, this is a, I cheat. This is a blend of corn flour and cornmeal. Oh, okay. Do you dip an egg then? Well, first.

You can or milk, although there's an old Appalachian tradition of you never eat milk and fish at the same time. I have no idea why. But I just remember as a child I was having a glass of milk at dinner and my mom had made fish. And my grand became absolutely something, and this is before she lost her mind, she became near apoplectic at the idea that I was having milk and fish at the same time. time but um did that make jesus cry you know maybe it does somewhere deuteronomy in there somewhere well you know he gave away loaves that's the thing you know he fed 5,000 with loaves and fishes and i always wondered well what the fuck did they wash it down with yeah but uh to go back to go back to to your avocado thing though Christopher uh once you've got the pit out and you've got the two have

of avocado, take a little pairing knife and score the avocado both ways. And I make a stuffing of lump crab meat with old bay seasoning and a little tiny dab of mayo just to make it stick together and put that in and grate some cheese on top of it and then top it with some panco breadcrumbs and run it under the broiler. Oh, that sounds fantastic. On the one lone occasion that I've ever been in the state of Texas, courtesy of Dr. Allen, I wandered around the, oh, that Baptist Caldler, yeah, the Baptist College that was run by Ken Starr when he allowed sexually assaultive athletes to. run rampant but i i wandered into a little tiny hole in the wall restaurant just off the off the baler campus and that was on the menu and i tried it and who i went home and made it immediately

you can uh for instance you can dice up some red bell pepper sweet red bell pepper really really fine and add that into the crab mix and it gives it a little bit of extra color just beautiful and then great ideas right sam and then because you know, because you've scored the avocado, you just kind of go in between the skin and the flesh with a spoon. And, oh, it's good. I just made some potatoes. I had some leftover yellow golds. Yeah.

I always buy that. And so then I chopped up and, yeah, I love those. So I just sliced those up. And then I had some lemons that were and a few limes also that were going going to go bad. So I squeezed all those. I got some apple cider, vinegar, some olive oil, some tahine, yeah, tahine seasoning, and some Old Bay, and some Italian mix, you know, like basil time, that kind of stuff. And what else, just some pepper and salt. And, oh, some smoke paprika, too.

And smoke paprika is so good. And just, oh, isn't it? isn't it? And then I just put those in the oven for like 45 minutes. And it turned out fantastic. They're really, really tasty. They're almost like those Greek potatoes you get at a Greek restaurant. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I've been getting a lot of German cooking reels across my feed. And I've run across. And it really tells me how. well what's the word I'm looking for how deprived we are in the U.S. for more esoteric cuts of meat because I saw these recipes that look like it's the it's not a full on pork shoulder

it's like maybe down closer to the foreleg and it's got you know the bone running through it and the recipe involves boiling those cuts and whole with like an onion and a carrot and a bay leaf and some salt and pepper and you let it boil till it's tender and the bone pulls out and then you you you know just put on your nitral gloves and and and and you know shred tear apart that that meat mixture and you add in things like chop pickled pickles and garlic and I mean any manner and then you this is this I love this because it's just a little hack that's uh well it's it's clever like a a plastic you know columner juice bottle and cut the top off of it and then stuff all of that meat mixture down into it tightly and cover it and stick it in the fridge until it sets up. And it comes out as a kind of a, well, what it is, is it's like a country patte. Only it's not, it's it's it's rough cut, if you will, and slice it and serve it on, on, on toast with a nice dressing.

that that so-called tartar sauce would be amazing with it because that tartar sauce is great on roast pork but I'm having a heck of a good time and in point of fact and this is tomorrow I have a pork belly in the fridge I'm going to take it out and score it diagonally so that you wind up with a diamond pattern on the outside the fat side

then you flip it over over and you cut straight lines into it there, and you layer on some bacon on one side and some pickles and some cheese, and you roll it up tightly in the baking parchment, and then you roll it up in foil and roast it. And it gets this gorgeous crust on the fat. And then you cut it in slices and serve it with like some sort of a pan sauce. And of course... That's going to be for the Mountaineers game, I assume, right? Who are they playing tomorrow? Tomorrow is U.T. Martin. Oh, okay.

We better win that one. Yeah, well, they almost snatched defeat from the jaws of victory last week. They played a decent first half and then came out and played like they forgot that there was 30 more minutes of football yet. Don't you hate that? Well, I mean, last year kind of knew that the canoe had a hole in it when we went to Ohio. university, which is about 50 miles from where I am now at the Midwest, Horn Midwestern Command, and promptly got our asses handed to us, you know, by Ohio, Ohio, Ohio, Ohio, OU, you know, Mid-Atlantic Conference School. Yeah, no slur on them, because if it weren't for

the physicists at the University of Michigan discovering a spare second laying around in the space time continuum. A Mack school would have taken down Michigan last week, too. Oh, yeah. It's like the meme that Joy sent me last week saying it was a sign saying, welcome to Michigan. Please set your clocks back one second. That's great. And then after that. I'm so glad the football's back. Oh, my God. I can't wait for the Bears. Yeah, the college game. I can't wait. Yeah. I know. You don't like the pros. I know. It's not that I don't like. I don't like. I'm just, I don't find it as exciting. But, yeah, you get your beloved bears on Sunday, is it?

The universe is back in alignment. Yes, Sunday morning to play the Panthers. We're in Carolina. And I don't think they want to go to sleep on that quarterback. It's pretty damn good. Chris, you'll be permitted to talk about football. Up until the moment, you start bragging about how great looking they are and how mussely they are and everyone wants a man like that like Trump doesn't well at least they got

hands on for fuck's sake not like at the White House they're wrestling around with each other jumping on each other wait are we talking about are we talking about the fight this summer in the on the White House lawn or are we talking about or are we talking about the uh Trump of a loser there in Dallas oh got that thing What that joke? Oh, man, I swear to God, the bigotry, the misogyny just dripping in that fucking joint. God, the sick people there. But I heard it was pretty lightly attended.

Is that true? Oh, there have been lots of empty seats. Yeah, good. Good. I'm glad to hear that. You say Telarico's pulling out. pulling ahead. Yeah.

I don't know about how many points. Probably is still within the, you know, experience. But, hey. I was also glad to largely see that a Charlie's anniversary

went off with pretty much a whimper. Except for the diehards, and no one even second thought about it being the year after he was shot. Yeah, and the thing is, it was, didn't he get shot by a fellow maggot? No, I mean,

Tyler Robinson was from a maggot family. That's who they're saying killed him, but I'm disinclined to completely buy the party line on that. Yeah. Considering that that would have been one bullet from a 30-ought-6, but there was all kinds of shrapnel embedded into the, embedded in the concrete around where Chuckles was sitting. And they came in and tore that all up and repaved it, which doesn't make it. Robbins is their fall guy, just like that guy and kid up in a whatever it was. The shot him in the summer is a fall guy too. I don't believe that story at all anymore.

Just from everything we've heard, you know, the last years. Remember the people said, hey, there's a guy up in the room for up to 15 minutes and nobody did the goddamn thing about it. Come on now. Well, and remember the immortal words of Lee Harvey Oswald. I'm just a patsy. But this via Miss Micah earlier today, a really. a riddle you know what name two things that never get old charlie kirk jokes and charlie kirk that's for you miss mica thank you thank you miss mica uh so what else is going on

i don't know besides maggot maggie shit is everybody uh what's your thoughts on the mail-in Are we going to be able to do it like last time, or they're going to be hiccups? Is there going to be rat fuckery afoot? What do you think? Well, the courts keep shitting on it, but ultimately it's going to wind up in front of our most puissant dread sovereign, Supreme Catholic majesties, which does not inspire confidence? Right. What was their excuse last time? It was two, what's the word, what's the legal term?

Fresh, not fresh. Moot, moot. Not ripe, not ripe or something like that? Well, ripeness and mootness are two different doctrines. Ripeness is, it's not ready for adjudication. Moutness is kind of what they're going to do with the ballroom and say, well, you know, we already bought, they already built it. So, oh, the issue's moot, so case dismissed. Just like the fucking arch.

Okay, so ripeness, but the thing is, I mean, All right. All right. Yeah. Got mailed out. So it is as ripe as it's going to fucking get. Yeah. And the postal service is still hooting about rejecting, rejecting ballots that don't have the U.S.

Postal Service's proprietary barcode on it. Yeah. And speaking of tartar sauce, Jude just sent this along. Fish Market from River and Seas. established 1871, dill tartar sauce locally made, thick and chunky, diced pickles, perfectly seasoned, try with salmon burgers, fried faves. Apparently, Jude says this tartar sauce is a food group unto its own. Fresh halibut last night, salad, the steamed broccoli, carrots, and cauliflower.

Nothing more delicious. It's also made in Bellevue about an hour from here and sold in metropolitan grocery stores in the north end of Tacoma. I'll send you a jar. Warm hug sent your way. That looks delicious, Jude. Oh, that's so sweet. God, is there anyone sweeter on the planet than Jude?

Yeah, if there is, I haven't found them. I don't think so. That looks good. We'll see how it stands up against this not found anywhere else, but Northwest Alabama tartar sauce. You clearly haven't been paying attention enough. I'm that person you're speaking of it's me, me, me, me, me, me. I'm the sweetest person.

Okay. Oh, isn't there a 16 volumes set we could purchase on how sweet Jeremy is? New from time, new from time life books. Yes. Was Steve's volumes on 16 volumes set on humility? Well, like I've said so many times in the past, it's very hard to be humble when you're perfect at every single way. Exactly. Oh, and there's billable.

Yeah, he's back. Yeah. He's on mute. He's working or can't unmute because we can see him. Yeah, he may be working. We can talk to him in front of him and we can't stop us. Well, Tristan is here. Jeremy, could you and Tristan and Christopher hold down the fort for a minute?

I need to step away from the mic. I'll be right back. Okay. I'm so sweet. I think I can. You guys can still hear me, right? Yeah, Tristan. Okay. I was going to ask Roxanne what her view on cold fermenting biscuits was, but

Mementing biscuits with the buttermilk, huh? Have you ever? Yeah, I don't know how that would work. Have you ever had cold ferment, like pizza, cold fermented? Oh, with the pizza dough? Yeah. I think my friend used to do that because he started a pizza place. hilarious. And he looked at a little bit for a while. And I think he had something like that, Tristan. His pizza dough, he did something like that with it.

I mean, all you do is just put it in the refrigerator, saran wrap it for a day or so, and that's, I mean, that's it. Yeah. Yeah, he always had that saran wrap dough. Yeah. Yeah. I think the feedback's been Roxanne, the whole program. She stepped away, but I think somehow her speaker is being picked up by her mic.

because she's lighting up away but we're talking. Yeah, she didn't, she didn't mute. I don't hear it. Well, I kind of hear it a little tiny bit. It's like Rogers TV from last week.

Is Roger camping this weekend? I don't know. I messaged him the other night because someone claimed that Crater Lake was closed because the volcano or some shit like that. And he said, well, part of it's closed to repave and regrade for hikers,

but it's not close because of the volcano. Yeah, I don't think there's a volcano getting ready to pop off. I don't think so. That would have been pretty big fucking news. We would know. There's fires around. Even people, even up here, we would know. Yeah.

Now I can hear myself. God damn it. You're all saying, her mic's picking us up through her speech. Like, you should listen to her speakers and not headphones or something. And that's the feedback. Okay. Yes. I can ignore it.

I've already used to hearing my voice as it is, so. Well, you don't want to hear my voice 24-7. Oh. God, that Ted Cruz, man. Ugh. You know, 15 years ago, if he had made, if he had called Mondani what he called him, 15, like, before pre-Trump, that would have been the end of, his career.

You would hope. But Islamophobia runs pretty deep, no? Oh, it's deep, but it's so, it's so like, it's, I won't say it's shocking, but it is like jaw dropping the amount of, um,

yeah, the, like the amount of bigotry that people are able to get away with on that side. And they're split in a half when it comes to anti-Semitism. Some of them spout that same shit off about Jews, but then the other half falls them out for it because they're owned by A-PAC. So there's a split, dead split in the Republican Party on that anti-Semitism. I don't want to brag, Chris, for Tristan,

but this year, if all luck holds because of my actions, you may not have to hear about the fucking chiefs. Oh I know I know what you're saying I won't miss hearing about the God's the game of the season It's the Broncos

So we'll see if If they're back or not Or if they're just bad Like they were last year Yeah who knows man Who the hell knows Boy the Seahawks got lucky Real lucky

Yeah well I wasn't watching So you know what would be lucky if I found some blue cheese crumbles oh and speaking of you know that pork belly that Roxanne was talking about I'm just try to see if I can either make or get my mom to make a porcetta oh yeah chattetta good stuff that's really good stuff apparently in Italy what they do is they um Jesus They put

Torque the the porchetta pieces like you know rounds like Roxanne was talking about on like really thick Shabbata bread and that's a street food in Lazio in Rome

man it sounds good but you have to get like either a Boston butt or a pork belly with the skin with the skin on Yeah, that's really hard to find, too, because like that, that rough patte I was talking about, the recipes all have the skin on. And that's simply not to be found.

It's, I mean, used to be I could get a pork shoulder, you know, with the skin on. Those are almost impossible to find anymore. Yeah, you got to go to like a headset, Roxanne. Huh? Are you using a headset? No, I'm using. my microphone, my, uh, are you listening through speakers and then talking to your microphone? No.

Because you're the feedback. We discovered that. Huh. No, everything. It's not as odd. It's like your mic is picking up our words through your systems now and rebroadcasting a couple seconds of it. Huh. Well, it's not, I don't hear it anymore, so. I definitely hear it. Now I do, damn it.

It's like I didn't hear it. And now when I said I didn't hear it. hear it now I hear it. Hmm. Let me see. That's all. I'll be a postage. No,

I, I, I, I, I just want to point it out to you. That's all. No, that's okay. I got a,

I got a pair of, uh, desktop bookshelf powered monitors, but they're off. And, okay, see if that makes a difference. Anything?

Check, testing. One time? I think that's, better. Make a difference to other people to talk. It's not you,

Roxanne. No, I think I know this is some squirly business inside the roadcaster. It sounds better now. Yeah. I think.

No, it's not better. We'll survive. No big deal. No, but it's the same? Yeah, I still hear it. Okay. I just get freaky ears. Don't worry about me.

No, it's, look, I'm an audio file. It bothers me. immensely. I hear too. Everything I listen to, I hear too much. Hmm. Oh, Billable dropped out.

Durn it. Damn. It looked like Billable was in his truck or car because he's put on video and why he's driving. That's probably why he couldn't talk. So it wasn't intentional. So Tristan, ask, Roxanne, about the biscuits.

Oh, fermented. I was going to ask, what's your opinion on cold fermenting biscuit dough? I don't have one. I've never heard of the time. I've never heard of like. Wait, you've never heard of cold fermenting?

No, I've never heard of doing it with biscuit dough. Oh, okay. I mean, I've not either. You know, that, I've made yeast raised pancakes. Ooh, yeah. But, you know, that's just a matter of rehydrating the yeast and slowly incorporating it into your pancake batter and letting it work and then you make your pancakes. But biscuits typically, I suppose once upon a time they were yeast raised, but once science

discovered baking powder, it was no longer necessary, and baking powder is much more effective in a biscuit. I suppose so. And you don't get the, you don't get the yeasty taste. Yeah. Yeah, I've done it with pizza and cookies, pulled fermented cookies or something else. Well, I mean, what's the process? The process.

All you do is just, well, with pizza and stuff, you just take the dough, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the fridge for a day or so, and that's the cold ferment. Kind of gives time for the yeast. Yeah, so it's yeast raised. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, basically, you raise the pizza dough and then you punch it,

down, you wrap it up, you put it in the fridge, and it puts the yeast sleep. Exactly. Exactly right. Yep. And then when you get it out and you make your pizza crust or whatever, it comes back to life, reanimates, and gets all puffy and beautiful. Absolutely, yeah. My mom and I have done it a couple times, and it's fantastic.

It's absolutely delicious. I don't know what it would be like to do that with biscuit dough because, you know, you have to start by, I mean, there's different methods. The easiest thing is to get your butter really, really, really cold or your, you know, your fat, your lard. And then you can either cut it in with a pastry blender or you can grate it on a grater. But you've got to work it into the dry mix. so that you get this little gravelly texture. And I just, I can't, I can't imagine how that would, I've never tried it that way. Yeah, I've, it's just an idea I've had because I've been messing around with the cold ferment stuff.

I don't know how it would work either. You know, it probably wouldn't be the best candidate for it, but maybe, maybe you could figure out a way to do it. Because, I mean, you're not using, you're not really using much in the way of a fat with a pizza dough and like a friend. A French baguette is basically water and flour and a little bit of salt and sugar and yeast. But there's, you know, the only fat is what you put on your bowl to keep it from, you know, so it stays moist. I don't know. Yeah. I simply don't know.

I don't. The thing is if you, if you, if you made your, you know, it's like, it's like gravel, you know, little tiny pieces of gravel once you've done your. your incorporation between the fat and the flour with biscuits, maybe you got, you know what you could probably do, you could, your buttermilk has live and active cultures in it anyway. And if you put your yeast into that, you could incorporate it that way and then roll it.

But, you know, one of the tricks with Homey, biscuits is that you can't work it too much or it turns into like pie crust. Right, right. Yeah, I made pie. And so I don't know if you'd cut your biscuits out and leave them on a pan covered with like a wet tea towel or something to let them raise. I don't know because, you know, one of the, one of the beauties of biscuits is that they are what they are because, well, I mean, I made these and I just got to thinking, I'm, you can make scratch bits. biscuits and your time investment might be 10 more minutes than what it takes you, you know, once you know the practice and you've got the technique down, it might be 10 more minutes than it is opening a can of grocery store biscuits and oh my God, the difference is. Yeah, true, very true.

And that's like when I make my dressing for Thanksgiving dinner, I do two great big pans of biscuits and a pan of corn bread. and a baguette. And those are the basics of my dressing. Oh, that sounds good. That sounds really delicious. Oh, it works. It works. Yeah.

Because, as I've said before, dressing is basically just a savory bread pudding. So do you put any meat in it? Dressing? Like pork? No. I don't know. Oh, why not?

Yeah, some people put sausage in there, but I mean, I think, I think my accoletching. I think my Appalachian ancestors were too poor for that, frankly. Yeah. In New England, they put quahogs in this. Oh, yeah. And, well, my mother adored putting chopped oysters in her dressing.

She would do that. Oh, yeah, I've had that. Oh, that sounds good. But she did a separate pan of that for herself because much of the rest of the family was like, yeah. Wow. I love oysters. They're lost. I adore him.

I just don't know how much I trust them anymore. I noticed in Kroger's the other day that the Sparer brand, S-P-A-R-R-E-R, canned oysters are back in their tub on ice in Kroger because September has an R in it. So theoretically, the reason for the R rule is because the water is cool enough to make them safe to harvest. I don't know if that, you know, with the climate catastrophe on us, I don't know if that's necessarily true because we had the story, what, a couple of years ago, where the state of Oregon was saying, do not, do not eat any raw oysters from Portland, from Oregon's coastal waters because the water's too hot and the oysters will kill you. I remember that.

Have you guys ever had meat pie, Canadian meat pie? I've had British meat pie. I wonder if there's like pork pies and steak. I had steak and ale pie. I remember getting really drunk in, where was it? Northern England.

And I, no, it was London. It was London and I had like over about a seven hour period. I had two whole steak and ale pies. You know, you mentioned the warm water near Portland. My mom, dad, niece, and

my uncle all went to Maine a couple times this summer. and all up and down the main coastline, our warnings, especially up in the northern part of Maine, to watch out great weights on the rise. There's lots of sightings this year because they're being forced farther than further north to chase the seals get into cooler water.

That's insane. Oh, there's a lot of changes coming. By the way, the Camel Cardinal provided me with the photographic proof that he has indeed been to Shannon Airport in our own. Ireland. Curiously, there's no, I mean, yeah, the next thing you know, we'll probably have a picture of Moscow Mitch McConnell standing in front of the Shannon Airport in Ireland. You can't trust his photos.

There's simple AI parlor tricks. Don't believe him. And speaking of the parlor trick, Brother Deacon Asa later said, so I didn't say anything. about the AI topic yesterday because I genuinely wanted to hear your take on it. Here's what I really think about the situation. I think this whole thing is basically a scam. These cock-eyed fucks at Anthropic want a $2 trillion stock market debut, so they're hyping the ever-living fuck out of this thing as much as they can. This thing we're building is so powerful it can

destroy the entire human race, so you damn well better give us all the money. Nice little species you got there. Be a shame of something happened to it. The Camel Cardinal adds, the guy who supposedly quit is in on it too. Basically what I'm saying is it's always about the money. You'll notice that the guy quit, but he didn't sell

or better yet give away his anthropic shares. Yeah, that's that's what the gambling folks in Vegas would call a tell. Oh, by the way, Tristan, you know, Jude just told us about this fantastic tartar sauce, you're going to have to try to find some to try.

I will. Absolutely will. She says it's in metropolitan grocery store in the north end of Tacoma. I imagine it's probably somewhere in this greater Seattle area, too. Fish market, dill tartar sauce. Fish market, yeah, I think she's talking about metropolitan market, and we have those here, too. Okay. You might check in there.

I will check that. And get some, it sounds like it would be fucking fantastic on fried catfish. That's my favorite fish. Well, yeah, it was my favorite, too, until I tried walleye up in Wisconsin. And that changed everything. And by the way, Ralph's asked me, and I will do this via email. But Ralph's, the tartar sauce is really pretty easy. it's one jar of good mayonnaise and by good i'm uh it's funny i posted it uh and a friend of mine

from a longstanding from down south said because i posted a picture of the tomato and the biscuit and the jar of mayonnaise and he said yeah it was great until i noticed you were using the wrong mayonnaise because well i buy helmans um and southerners are absolutely militant about either dukes or blue plate Malloy back in the back in the 90s would joke about and I mean

it was a true thing people would actually use blue plate mayonnaise washing their hair like as a conditioner wow yeah they still do do they Tristan

oh yeah I mean I don't know about blue plate in particular but oh there's there's TikTok videos all over the place with people using fucking mayonnaise to spruce up their hair. Cassidy of it all. Oh my God. Yes. Yes. Oh, my God, the caucasity

of it all. Yes. Indeed. But anyway, just to make this... He says up the grease. He uses mayonnaise as well in his hair. Who? He takes off. He uses mayonnaise as well in his hair. He agrees. No, no, no. He uses snot.

You're thinking of the Nazi Jew. No, no, that's mayonnaise. Not mayonnaise. You're good. They're not the same. You can shut up now. Ew.

But no, Ralph, it's one whole jar of mayonnaise and a pint of sour cream or you can use plain yogurt and you whip those together and in your food processor you grind one sweet bell pepper

a half an onion, preferably a sweet onion, yellow onion, and a head of cabbage. And you kind of have to do it in phases because you want to get it down to an absolute pulp. And then you squeeze off the excess liquid, fold that into the mayonnaise and sour cream mixture, add in a, large jar of drained dill relish and then hit it with lemon juice, salt, and dill weed. And pepper? No, no pepper. No, no ground pepper, okay.

Dill weed. I put ground pepper and everything. Fold it all together and then jar it or put it in containers and set it in the fridge for the flavors to marry together and for it to settle and thicken. And that's all there is to it, but it's simple and it's one of the flavors that I cherish from very, very early in my life. We'd go to this one cafeteria. It was called Barbers. I think it was associated with the Barbers Milk Company. But they had this, oh, gorgeous cafeteria. And, you know, you'd go there on a Sunday and they'd have one of those huge steamship rounds of beef. And you could get it either rare or well done. My dad always.

got the roast beef. I always got the trout almondine because you'd get a big old dollop of that tartar sauce with it and it just made me, oh God, it just made my taste bud sing. And going back to mayonnaise and hair, not Lee in New York, better than what Wolfowitz did. And there's another 9-11 memory for us, you know, the video from Fahrenheit 9-1-1 by Michael. more Paul Wolfer-Ritwitz pulling his camera, camera, comb out of his back pocket, sticking it in his mouth and licking it and then running it through his hair and there went dinner in the Mountain Daylight time zone. Oh.

Ugh. You should go to the Hague just for that. No kidding. I still think that was a better look than Rudy Giuliani giving his press crovens in front of the crematorium with his running hair dye. Yeah. You mean there at the dildos store? A corn shop.

Yeah, the dildos. The horn shop and outdoor center and crematorium, yes. Dildos are us. Four seasons, total landscaping. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Lee said, get that damn squirrel out of the roadcaster. The studio serpents, enough creatures for the show.

Yeah, absolutely true. There is a Lama-Rama that rim shot. That's great. what are we christening the squirrel um stacey there we go okay stacy the squirrel yeah i like that yeah nice ring that's good yeah yeah and that's on me yeah lee uh when he said i deliberately left out the details to be kind to dinner and then i had and then i had to go and ruin it yeah Oh, and there were those of us who weren't paying attention back then, so one for the history books. Roxanne, you have another story?

Yeah, I do. We love your story. Storytime with what, Roxanne, we love it. You know, he had that two-hour stem winder down in Dallas at the trumpet-pilloozer. And people began to speculate on, you know, why it was. the way it was. I mean, among other things, he called upon the attendance, the people attending the this vulgar clan rally.

He called on them to cheat in the elections, if need be. There was a time in the United States of America when that would have been illegal. But I guess no more. Nope. We pine for those fine old days. Yeah, we kind of do. And there was like... He also begged them not to use the bathroom so the auditorium would look for.

There was that, yeah. Alan Elrod, writing at Liberal Current, said, Trump's speech came off more like a sermon from Jonestown. Yeah. And observers noticed my own overriding thought was this speech was like some sort of performance art piece of a live entombing of a mad can. and his most loyal followers. Mm-hmm.

And went on to say that my colleague, Samantha Hancock's Lee, has an elegantly simple theory for why Trump has become even more obsessed with legacy and with slapping his name on buildings and projects than he already was over his lifelong career as a shameless self-promoter. Fear of death. As she put it, my current theory of Donald Trump is that he is utterly gripped by the terror of death and is desperately attempting to leave some mark on the world that history cannot erase. This is the point of the wars, the annexation threats, the D.C. vandalism.

I think right now he's genuinely fixated on adding new American territory as the brass ring, the thing they'll never be able to take away from his memory. I wonder if he'll have the common good sense not to talk about making Ireland the 51st state when he gets there. I don't know at this point. Everything is imaginable, you know. But, but. But what they're saying there dovetails with something that I've been thinking about, namely this. He doesn't, beyond wanting to be memorialized, he doesn't think about the impacts that his efforts or his actions have on the future because deep down, he knows that he is not a part of the future. the past he's nothing but pure past he's not a he he does he can kind of i think he can occasionally hear the bat wings fluttering around his ears and so consequently

he's taking you know he's way too he's way too fucking stupid to make this comparison so i'll make it for him um he's pulling a louis the 14th apra moi le de luge after me the flood the deluge yeah yes and so whole planet can hang fire once he's gone right because he can still hang fire now as long as he's got marillard ass but the funny thing is it's a testament to what a narcic malignant narcissistic shithead he is that you know he's got grandchildren yeah and he doesn't give a single damn Yeah, that's it. That's exactly right, Roxanne.

They eat and care. Didn't care. Oh, dear God. Talk about taking a shot at dinner. This is from the Camel Cardinal, Brother Deacon Asa, says, Wolfowitz's Mayanase. Depends on your personal preference, really? Do you prefer the stench of rotten mayo in your hair, or do you like it smelling like Paul Wolfowitz's mouth,

which smells like the Romanian Army spent the night in it? It's Russia. It's Russia. God damn it. I got to take a swing at someone's brisket dinner. Oh, you are a cruel man. I mean, good God,

have you priced a brisket lately? $750 a pound at Costco. I was in Sam's, and it's the cheapest I've seen it anywhere because we don't got no Costco. But, I saw a whole brisket and it was good size, it was a good size to fare, and it was 90 bucks. Last week on vacation, I went to my parents for a steak dinner.

And my dad said something like, I think he told me the stakes we had currently priced for something like $60 steak, something crazy like that. And he said, but after they've been out for a day, after their fresh cut, they knocked the price down to half price. he said so he goes in super early in the morning to pick out the cut he won and does this a couple times a week to get the cheaper me and it's still good after a day and he said last week when he was in there he was at the counter looking over in the counter and some little old lady came out of the door pushed him out of the way and said i want that one and grabbed it and ran away god people are now people are getting weird

uh and and they're okay um the thing the thing about fresh cut versus well like In Sam's, everything is vacuum sealed. It's been cut somewhere else by God knows whom. And so, let's see, filet mignon's pre-cut, little vacuum-sealed four-pack, $36 at nearly $18 a pound. Who can do that? I can't do that. Who'd want to? And I will go ahead and add, since we've only got about a half an hour left in the program,

where did it go we haven't even been that newsy this time through and you know what that's a little bit relaxing it's good for my cortisol levels i think my somatic system um well raxan real quick i just wanted to say as far as trump's legacy we all know what his tombstone is going to say you know what you know what's going to say right no that's the tip just the tip i said each president Yep. Okay. I give you that grudgingly, Christopher. But yeah, we've got about a half an hour left in the program. We're deep in the hole. But we've got $1,700. We got $1,730 to go on a doubling challenge of $2,000 that would finish off August, because we're still not, and would allow me to shut up about fundraising. well past the halfway mark of September because we're almost already there. So if we could do that... I'm pretty sure in his tombstone.

It would be awesome. It's going to pay to have a picture of Toad with a King of Cranagh this head put on his tomb. All I know is... All I know is that it better be... It better be a waterproof. They better not hire the people who did the reflecting pool to do the waterproofing of his coffin. Because I have a feeling people are going to be arrested trying to urinate on his grave unless they hide it. If you want to piss on his grave, I haven't a good authority.

The line's already starting to form. It starts two miles out to sea on east direction of the coast. I mean, personally, if it was up to me, we'd put him in a radioactive toxic waste barrel and dump him somewhere. somewhere off the somewhere off the Magaloko coast. Well, they should do what they do to that, what they did to that Chinese rebel back in the 1860s when he died, fire, burn his body and fire his ashes from a cannon.

Yeah, that's a good idea. What did they do with one of the popes? Which pope was it? It's like they killed. Oh, yeah, that's the one that's the one that they dis. disentombed and put on trial for heresy and then tore apart his body and dumped it in the tiber. Didn't they hang him first, like his corpse too? They may very well have, yes.

Yeah, they like killed him 20 different ways like after he was already dead. Yeah, after he was long since dead. Yes. Yeah. I love that. There's nothing like the religion of the Prince of Peace, you know. just saying oh and now uh now by the way none other than susan cobbins uh has decided has decided that she's going to send a strongly worded letter to donald trump about Canada uh she doesn't like

what he's doing with his trade war uh and and i mean so stupid now he wants to forbid bombardier the Canadian airliner company. He wants to prevent them from doing business in the United States. But Bombardier's U.S. headquarters is in Wichita, Kansas, and employs 1,500 people directly, and then there's the downstream jobs. So we were asking, you know, what's the matter with Kansas? Maybe this will get through to them.

know what else bombardier makes no what the whole skidoo line literally oh skidoo's oh the original scoos yes that's bombardier when it used to be in Ontario

on the way to Niagara Falls now is down to Kansas no more jet ski well speaking to the Wall Street Journal citizen comments said we're linked in so many ways it's economic, it's emotional, and to hear the president gratuitously calling prime minister's governor or suggesting that Canada should be part of the United States or renaming Lake

Ontario is painful. It's not conducive to getting back to the table and resolving these issues. There are no issues to resolve, Susie Q. This is all your orange daddy's doing. Canada hasn't done deck. But now Troy Jackson is apparently up in Maine leading her 48 to 45% among likely main voters. Of course, that's right. That's within the margin of errors. Two-thirds of voters disapprove of nitwit Nero's job performance. 70% of those polled say that the tariffs are the Canadian tariffs are bad for the state.

And, hmm. well I don't know will Maine finally have had enough of Susie Q I don't know and I want to bring this up it's painful to me it's troubling

but we talked about James Talleyco earlier and I want him to win in Texas but he is the latest Democrat to, well, throw trans people under the bus. Because the conventional wisdom now is that you have to if you want to be elected.

And in particular, the issue at hand is the issue of trans girls playing girls' sports. Now, for those who are familiar with this program, you know that it's a bullshit. it non-issue that, well, for instance, the girl here in West Virginia recently got, well, shot down by the Supreme Court, even though her body has never been affected by testosterone. They just said, well, the states can make those laws, they can make those laws if they want to. but in point of fact the girls with whom she was competing in track had more testosterone in their bodies than she had in hers but the political consulting class is now telling people like well james tallarico uh to throw trans adolescents under the bus on this issue and get with the ignorant 70% of America who goes right along with these idiotic talking points

that have been used solely to gin up the uneducated and the bigots and get them out to vote because, well, they pretty much don't have the abortion issue to hammer on anymore. So they got, hey, why not hammer on somebody who can't hammer back? less than 1% of the population of the country and, you know, the other 99% of the population going, yeah, well, whatever. So are these the same political consultants that told Kamala to ignore Palestinians and ignore the whole Gaza issue? Very well likely could be. Yeah.

You know, Roxanne, one of the things I don't understand about this whole, this whole debate. Like, don't these people understand that sports, you know, they talk about unfair advantages. Don't they understand that the entirety of athleticism is down to unfair advantages? Yeah, it's inherently unfair. Taller players do better in basketball than shorter players. Taller players do better in volleyball than shorter players. Should we cut off Wemby's, like, eggs at the shins, make it fairer? Yeah.

Great Usain Bolt's legs because he has a bad advantage. Or make them run with a with a handicap, you know, some lead weights around the legs. Yeah. That's what these people are proposing. They don't even fucking realize it. Or they're just too fucking stupid. Well, don't discount mean, okay? Yeah, that too.

Yeah, that too. But the bottom line is, I want James Tala Rico to win in Texas. If I was in Texas, I'd vote for him. And then I would go to work advocating. But the thing is, they've learned to use some rather clever weasel words. Politico had the story. I read it earlier today. Lanai Erics and a senior vice president at what is they refer to as center-left think tank third way.

center left my ass third way are you kidding me well not even center like let's just say right yeah not far right let's let's give them that maybe yeah well and i erics and remember this is the same person who told us not to use the word

they had the list of third way's list of words for democrats not to say that list yeah silence is deadly on these issues and that's the playbook we tried in 24, we my ass, you're a goddamn Republican. Democrats have to be super clear that we want fair rules in sports made by sports associations and parents to be in charge of their kids' health care. Okay, yeah, parents should be in charge of their kids' health care. But while we're at it,

let's do a little bit better messaging on, for instance, as I've mentioned before, which group of people who are adolescents, which group of adolescents has more gender-affirming surgeries than any other group of adolescents in America? The answer is cisgender boys with gynecomastia whose parents allow them to have breast-reduction surgery so the other kids will stop teasing them for their mobs, okay? that's the answer it's not you know god damn the stupidity that attends this is just so profound erics and of course this is politico which is you know tiger beat on the potomac and

has a rightward tilt anyway hence they call them a center third way a center left think tank oh please nip the issue in the bud and then turn things back to the main issue of costs and things that impact voters lives more And so, you know, nitwitnero barking in Dallas said, It's one of our great sound bites of all time, talking about deploying anti-trans attacks against Democrats. I'm doing it much too early. But then again, we had the story where Leon Scum, Space Nazi, is pumping, God knows, $100 million or whatever, into Republican advertising to try to say. the House and the Senate, and the centerpiece of that is his weird psychotic fixation on trans people

because his daughter transitioned and wants nothing to do with him because, well, he's Leon Scum space Nazi. They've started airing ads this week in among places Texas and Iwoeja. Iowaija where Rob Sand said, well, I don't want, boys sports should be for boys and girls sports should be for girls. Well, then pull all of those cis girls out of the boys' high school football teams, okay, Rob? Or did you not think that one through, buddy? And the article cites Matt Angle, a veteran Democratic strategist in Texas. And he said, candidates should model their response to anti-trans attacks on James.

Tala Rico. James should continue to respond the way he has. Very disciplined. And he pointed to Tala Rico saying on Fox News TV Radio Rwanda on Wednesday that he will oppose trans athletes playing in girls sports if it risks safety or fairness. I mentioned weasel words. Well, that's the safety and fairness. That's the weasel words there. If these six bucks had their way, girls only play three sports. Cooking, cleaning, raising kids. Those would be your three sports. Land on your back and laying on your back and shutting to what your man says. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Roxanne. Did you ever hear of Dwayne Wade's daughter or Zion? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean,

Dwayne Wade and his wife are superior parents and there are good and kind and accepting parents. I know of some. Even Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, even though Will's had his issues lately with slapping people, they're still good parents. Are we still talking about that, the slapping? It was a hell of a slap. I mean, come on, it was phenomenal.

Yeah, but no, they've been good parents. Five, six years ago? It felt like yesterday if you watched the video. It was a loud hit. I mean, he almost knocked him off stage. Oh, God. Yeah, I was one of those people who said, hey, Will, hit him a little harder and put a little stank on it. It's just so gosh and crass and rude and vulgar.

But then again, of course, Raphaelito Eduardo Cruz, the United Bougar-eaten Future King of America, didn't do any such thing when Niro called his wife Heidi a dog. Some Texan he is. Boy, I wish somebody in the audience would have brought that up in his fucking speech. I forget bringing it up. Drop kick that motherfucker's head through a wall. Oh, Jesus. I got to do nickname, Donnie.

Or orangutang-a-tang oligarch. How's that ring? Or oligarch orang-a-tangang? Yeah, I don't know which sounds better. Yeah, oligarch is an adjective. Arangatang is a noun, so in English you would put the adjective in front of the noun. However, if you were saying it in French, it would be an oligarch orangutang because the adjective comes after.

Oligarch is not an oligarch is not. Hi, this is Steve, by the way. Hi, Steve. I've been waiting to hear from you. Oligarch is a noun. Well, it is. Oligarchic. Oligarchic is an adjective.

Yes. It is an adjective. Ologarctic orangutan. How's that sound? Yeah. I like that. Yeah. Hi, Steve.

Hi, I, how are you? You've been missing the last couple of Fridays and we've been worried about you. Yeah, I was on for a little bit on the back porch last week, but other than that. Yeah, no, I am, you, you channeled me because of tomorrow. Tomorrow's a big day. You're Texas. You got Texas. Yeah, that's right.

Night game, too. Yeah, Ohio State plays Texas. My money is on Texas. Oh. Do you think Arch Manning will, you think Arch Manning will stand up under the Withering Texas defense or withering Ohio State defense? I don't, I just have this funny feeling that Ohio State is soft. You think?

Yeah. Maybe I'm wrong. I guess we'll see what we'll see. It probably should be a good game, but that's what my hunch is. Miami looks really good so far. Yeah, they beat the shit out of somebody last night. Florida N, A&M. Is that who it was?

Yeah, and they killed them. 4 A&M is really that good anyway. We'll see. I think Ohio State is probably going to lose two games this year. Are they going to lose to Michigan? You mean before the playoffs? I don't think they'll lose to Michigan. But I think they'll lose to Texas and they'll lose to,

there's one other team they're playing. I can't remember off top of my head. They play in Illinois? Illinois is looking pretty good so far. Yeah. I mean, we'll see, but I think Ohio is going to lose at least maybe not two, but maybe at least one. one game.

I think the, I think the Michigan curse is gone when, when Ryan Day beat them last year. Exercise the demons. Yeah, exercise the demons. You got it. They got Paula White in there to do the exorcism. Oh, geez. Yeah, that's exactly what it was.

But you know what? I, with, I like what Tristan said about Ted Cruz. I just wish someone, Ted Cruz, you know what? we haven't used in a while, Roxanne. What's that? Byfen gazizht. Oh, yes. Our favorite

our favorite German compound noun. I mean, he is a classic example. You just want to, I just every time I see the guy I want to go up to him and go, I just want to slap you in the face

really hard. Because he's such a smarmy, smarmy, wimpy, just sleazy. Sleazy, scuzzy, scummy, just piece of shit. Did we mention whiny and nasal? Yes, whiny and nasly. Okay, if you were going to start a ranking,

like your top 10 or top 20, say the word again, Steve, I still have trouble with it. Back-fifeng gish. Bach-fifeng gisht. Back-fifen-gisht. What the hell does that mean? A face in need of slapping. Okay.

Yes. Gotcha. And then I would think it really does mean that. Yeah, it does. It really means that. Yeah. Where would you rank Ted Cruz? Would you rank them ahead or behind Stephen Miller?

Oh. Tough, right? No. Here's the thing about Stephen Miller, I would want to punch him in the face. not slap not slap oh okay yeah

slapping slapping is an insult oh okay what about Holman what about the ice man what's his first name Tom Homan

Tom Manner yeah Tom Mennho where does he rank I don't think we should be ranking these people I think they should all be ranked worst of the worst and their heads should all be drop-kicked through a wall as far as I'm concerned.

All together. Off to the Hague. I can't argue with that. Off to the Hague. Yes. Off to the Hague. And by the way, by the way, thank you to Ralph's sending this clip along. This is Nitwit Niro's pledge that he demanded from his maggots yesterday evening in Dallas.

And, of course, he raises his. right hand. It's practically a Zeig Heil. Here we go. To the greatest president in the history of the United States, we swear that on November 3rd, we are going to go out and vote. They're not the party of FD.O. Yeah, fuck you, J.D. Egg, and your beard. Come on.

I just had to jump in. 80 eggs, my beard gets fucked very much. All right, go ahead, Roger. On the food porn side. Yeah. I took a get-the-oca salmon squash, sliced it in half, scooped out in seeds, curded it with olive oil,

baked it in the oven for about 40 minutes, scooped it out, mixed it with sauteed onions, shallots, a little bit of ginger, some cinnamon, used a stick blender and vegetable broth, and turned it into a stoop. to take to our canning class tomorrow where we are canning chunks of okay get the salmon squash.

Oh, that sounds yummy. That sounds delicious, Roger. Oh, my God, does that sound delicious? I love a squash soup with a little dollop of cream fresh right in the middle. How did the corn turn out? I still don't have any visible ears. I got beautiful stocks. They're up over 25 feet now.

You see, this, primony. Yeah, it's strange. I don't know. You've got two and a half. I still have hopes. You've got two and a half story squash. Yeah, it's 25 feet tall. Corn.

The corn, not the squash. Sorry. I switched to corn. Yeah, corn. I thought you did the fermented corn. Well, not for my corn. Oh, okay. That's for the salsa contest on Tuesday.

Well, have you tasted it? Not yet. I'll taste it when I make the salsa. I mean, before I put it in the salsa, I will taste it. Okay. It's just stored in the fridge right now. Is it still in its brine? Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, it basically, quit fermenting. You know, the bubbles really slowed down. So I just popped it in the fridge and I'll deal with it on, I think it's, yeah, Tuesday. But we've got a class tomorrow. And then we've got another class on Tuesday during the day. And I'm not sure what we're doing on that one. But tomorrow's class is pressure canning the squash and making some,

pineapple zucchini. It's a mock pineapple. The zucchini's low in flavor. When you mix it with pineapple, you get the pineapple juice, get

pineapple chunks made out of zucchini. That's not a recipe I'm really fond of, but it's the one my dear leader chose. Oh, and that reminds me this evening along with the fish fry and the chips. I've got some really pretty yellow squash, and I'm going to cut that into slices and batter that and fry it. It should be a damn fine dinner. And tomorrow is the rolled pork belly, but also I picked up a can of sweet and condensed milk at Aldi. By the way, I was

talking earlier about the $8 a bag potatoes at Kroger's. I got the same bag of Yukon Gold potatoes at Aldi for four, and that really does show the difference for basics like that and unpaid product placement for Aldi and kind of for Kroger's. Most, excuse me, I try to stay out of Wally World. So, but for basics, I go to Aldi. So, you know, twice as much. Goodness gracious.

But anyway, I've got some cucumbers. It's a little local farm market. I'm going to peel them and slice them and make that sweet and condensed milk vinaigrette. You use a can of sweet and condensed milk and white vinegar and you work it together. And then you put in a few ice cubes to make. melt and get everything cold and toss in your sliced cucumbers and sliced sweet onion. And oh, it is good. And you're refrigerated, of course.

And it's, you know, it's an onion and cucumber salad, but it's heavenly. And the vinegar doesn't curdle the sweet and condensed milk? No. No. You just, why not? You just add it a little bit at a time because it's, because it's interacting with the sugar. This isn't like, this isn't just evaporated milk. This is the sweet and condensed milk, and it just, it makes a sort of sweet and sour

vinaigrette. Okay. I mean, I would just expect a vinegar to curdle the milk. No, it doesn't. That's like if you're making buttermilk biscuits and you don't have any, you don't have any buttermilk on hand, you can use regular sweet milk and add a little bit of white vinegar and a little bit of lemon juice to it, and you get buttermilk out of it or something approximating buttermilk.

It doesn't just curdle. Well, you learn something new every day. Yeah, it's just a really simple little dressing, but oh, it's so good. Well, every can of sweet and condensed milk that ever shows up in this house, it goes through, I think it's about a 15 minute in the pressure cooker and gets turned into dulce de lache, which is caramelized. Oh, of course, yes. Yeah, absolutely.

Absolutely. That and it's also used in Vietnamese and Thai coffee and and chai. And especially in both, but in the in the chai, it's just heavenly because you get the addition of the vanilla and the other spices in the chai and then the sweetness of the sweet and condensed milk. I think in some places it's called stretched tea because it gets poured back and forth between the containers. Filipinos use that for everything. Mm-hmm. Oh, and I confess to, uh, Hollow, hollow. You ever heard of Hala, Hollow?

No. It's the national dessert of the Philippines. It's crazy. What is it? Shaved ice with about a billion ingredients. Oh, yeah. You know, there's a shaved ice place here and, uh, something similar. Yeah.

I love shaved ice. Roger, are you going to miss the the duck game tomorrow? Is it going on during your class? Probably. That sucks. I'd have to look at my duck calendar here. I don't know what time it is.

I know it's in a way game. All right. We'll have the Roxanne sports ball update crew check real quick here. Yeah. They're playing Oklahoma. You know, they'll probably go and thump Oklahoma.

Oh, Oklahoma State. Well, they played a really good last Saturday. I mean, they won the game, but it wasn't an elegant win. And Oklahoma State, they got their ass handed to them by Tulsa last week.

Yeah, it did not. They haven't been relevant for a while, like since Barry Sanders, I think. Oh, no, no, no. They've been very, very good in the last few years, but they've fallen off the last... Yeah. I mean, really? Yeah, it got bad enough that they eventually fired Mike Gundy because he'd been there since God was a baby.

By the way, Lee noting 25-foot corn, and there's a giant in a castle at the top. I hear Fifi Fum. Don't you dare touch Roger's goose. Leave the geese out of this. It's not about the geese, Christopher. Sorry we didn't get to hear from Billable this evening. But perhaps another day. I think his picture just showed up and said I'll be on the back porch, but I'm not positive.

Okay. Okay. No, that was Kevin. Oh, hi, Kevin. No, he'll be on the back porch. Right. He's on. He's listening.

Hey, I'm going to. be on back porch, but for now I'm on breathing assist by Pat machine, so I will listen and go off machine later. All is good. Thanks for letting us know, Kevin. Well, I guess that's the program. The back porch will continue, and it is a jolly rousing conversation after the program closes. I've got to go and start frying some fish and slicing some squash and peeling some potatoes and nothing like a Friday fish fry. Thanks everybody. Thanks to each and every one of you who share your precious finite time engaging in the program in whatever manner you choose.

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