Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 12 August 2026, Prayer Meetin' Wednesday

Episode Date: August 13, 2026

Murder victims have a way of outing their truth. be it a half-century ago or a year. Karoline "Real Poo-Poo" Leavitt suddenly calls it quits, even with Orange Julius Geezer begging her to stay. Shocking news about new equipment for the ICE goons, $20M worth. Patriot shouts down an ICE goon in Virginia. Whalehead Deadbear Raccoon Penis Brainworm-Lamprey moves forward in his MAHA(hahahahahaha) crusade against "ultra-processed food," but no one even knows what the phrase means.  

The password is Gauntlet. It's showtime. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussin with America's only liberal transbilly elitist right here, right now,

on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch, who invites you to be part of the uprising against mountaintop removal, CRMW.net. And now, from high in the hills west by God, Virginia, here she is. Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this 12th day of August, 2006.

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um so you know if you don't mind and thanks to those of you who do that. Thank you very kindly indeed. We've got a lot to get into here at midweek. What was once upon a time prayer meeting Wednesday when we, well, back in the Cathedral of Common Sense days. But before we get into that, of course, every program here at the Horn begins with gratitude,

and this program is no different. So thanks go out to our 12th day of the month, subscribers and contributors via PayPal. Thank you ever so kindly to Gary. Thank you, Gary. And you're the only

subscriber we have for the 12th of August. So thank you for being there and keeping this day from being a subscriber goose egg. If you're new to the program, you know, subscriptions. It's what we call it, but it's just a set it and forget it contribution on a given day of the month if you go over to head on dot live click on PayPal put in a number 10 50 10,000 a kid then then well it'll it can become and you check

the box that says do this every month then it will and and you'll be helping us keep one of longest running progressive broadcasts going on the air hi i'm roxan uh like i said it is the 12th of august uh we'll get to the uh we'll get to the password in a moment but uh just because well history and i'm a nerd etc etc uh this day always date always stuck in my mind because it was the title of a book. And the book gave rise to a

wildly popular film. And I'm talking, the book, of course, was the 12th of August. It was a memoir of Buford Pusser, who at one

point in time was the sheriff of McNary County, Tennessee, and the movie it inspired was walking tall. And according to Buford Pussy, Pusser, whom I as a child met one day when he was doing a public appearance at Gene Crump Chevrolet in Tuscumbia, Alabama. Well, Joe Don Baker played him in the film,

and it absolutely made a hero of Buford Pusser. but in I guess the official story of how the Dixie Mafia come along and blew away him and blew away Pauline and they were trying to kill him but they got

Pauline instead and God Johnny Mathis sang the theme song Walking tall ran at my theater in my hometown for damn near a year he was sheriff of McNary

County, Tennessee from 1964 to 1970 and he claimed that he'd been shot eight times and stabbed seven times you know the fact that the guy had been at least at one point in time of professional

wrestler should have given maybe a hint of a clue to the fact that he might be prone to make shit up. Walking Tall came out in 1973, made him a

worldwide celebrity, but not for very long because he died in 1974, 36 years old. And it was August 12th, 1967

when his wife, Pauline got killed. Eventually, they turned his home into a museum. But people, some people just, the story didn't sit right with them. And some people kept digging. And eventually, well, the murder file for Pauline Pusser had lain untouched by the Tennessee

Bureau of Investigation for decades, 56 years, in fact. And eventually, it turned out there's really not any debate about it. Buford Pusser murdered his own wife, beat the hell out of her, made her life a living hell. And the legend started on the 12th of August. You know, Pusser claimed that they shot him and Pauline as they were traveling on a backcountry road. but it turned out that she was murdered and then she was dragged into the vehicle yeah

he'd also beaten the hell out of her too and she was trying to get shed of him when he murdered her instead so just a fascinating little a little trivia point for one particular

date. Yes. Now, as far as funding is concerned, we still have $50 outstanding on a challenge that if those $50 come in, it'll turn into $200 from an anonymous friend, and that would go a long way toward reducing our fundraising deficit from 1925. It would take us down to 1725. So there's fingers crossed and a pretty pleased. on that and courtesy of Ralph's

a $25 challenge for an intrepid high school student it turns out that Leon Scum back when he sent his dodgy boys the Cheeto dust-covered in cells from various basements around America

when they attacked among other things the US Agency for International Development they thought that they had also deleted the data that might point toward just how much evil they had done. You might recall if you, or, well, Leon Scum has thrown a fit every time someone has said that he is a mass murderer responsible for the death of millions of children around the world,

which he is well they thought they had they thought they had covered their tracks but as is often the case with crooks I mean hell Beauford Pusser thought he had covered his tracks and

he got away with it insofar as he was never charged in life but we now know Well, Leon Scum got busted by a high school kid from Canada. They deleted, the dodgy boys did, a massive tranche of knowledge that had been generated through public funding, tax dollars. It was called the Development Experience Clearing House. And they just highlighted it and hit, beep, delete.

But it just happens that a Canadian high school student who wanted to do a project about the effects of USAID had downloaded the whole damn thing before they could kill it. And so the evidence of the murders, just like the evidence of the murders, the murder that Beaufort Pusser committed, that he thought he had hidden. and this evidence survived as well. And history will know that he was a monster, a mass murderer. It was 25 years of evaluation reports that demonstrated what they did right, what they did wrong. There's around 4,500 English language evaluation. evaluations that were published between 2000 and 2003 and now you can find them at us a i d hyphen archive

dot aid data dot org we can see the good work that usa iD did and we can see in its absence the psychopathic sickness of Leon Scum. The hero in this piece is a high school student in Canada named Kettivan Gallagher. She's now a student at the University of Toronto, and her project had to do with machine learning. And in so doing, she uncovered and preserved the data.

that points bony, starved, dying, dead finger right at Leon Scum. I hope Ms. Gallagher has some sort of security or protection, because Leon Scum is a killer. He is a murderer. He should face justice for what he did, because he does not have immunity for it. It was just a little bit of money, USAID. Leon Scumman, his Cheeto dust-covered incels,

didn't save much money at all for the federal government, but that widows might, as it were, literally meant life as compared to death for millions. it was less than 1% of the federal budget, but it was worth murdering millions for. So the, I don't know, I call it the high school sleuth challenges on the table. We have a chance in total to bring down our deficit by almost an entire day's funding. $250.

It would get us down to $6,000. $1775, if we can just round up $75.75 to create $600, or $600, no, $250. Yeah, there we go. $75 to create $250 to create $250 is nothing to sneeze at. So, thank you, Ralph's. Thank you, and thank you to our anonymous friend. Jeremy simply says, I enjoyed the remake with Dwayne Johnson. I never saw that. I only saw the original. And it was a very, very low-budget film, the original Walking Tall was. But it captured the National Imagination. And sometimes justice arrives from beyond the grave.

it did for Buford Pusser hopefully it also will for Leon Scum and now to the password gauntlet you know we have given far more money

to the ice goons we've given enough money to the ice goons probably to keep a billion people from starving to death on this planet via USAID and thereby God going to spend it and they have found a new and sickening gizmo gadget to spend it on. The Associated Press has reported that the Department of Homeland Security, which should be abolished, as should the ICE goons, as should Customs and Border Patrol, there's no purpose to it. Again, as I've said before, DHS and ICE were spasms, panicked spasms after 9-11. And some people back then warned about it and the Patriot Act and whatnot.

And the ICE goons and DHS in particular have proven themselves a monumental failure and an open and ongoing threat to democracy and this Republican constitutional form of governance. And so it was that the Associated Press noted that DHS has published a notice that it wants to spend $20 million on clothes. Quarky little, it is quirky little trivia point in my ongoing effort to at least be able to order a glass of beer in German if I ever get to go back there again. I've learned the German word for glove,

which I think is, there's a lot of delightful nouns in German. One of my favorite is the German word for pillow. Kopfkisson, a head kiss. Of course a pillow would be. It is. You lay your head down on the pillow, it feels like you're getting, right. But equally, equally, cute is the German word for glove.

Han Shua, literally a hand shoe. It kind of is. I mean, it makes more sense than shoes being called foot gloves. Wait a minute, body glove exists. Never mind. But, well, these are some really, really, really, I mean, what, Tottenkof Hanshuin? Yeah.

No, really. The DHS wants to outfit its ice goons. It's poorly trained, probably roided up, poorly educated, in some instances, outright criminal membership. I've got a few

gravy seals in there and vanilla ISIS and whatnot, but they're going to equip them with gloves that deliver electric shocks. The notice published by the fascists over

at DHS headed, of course, by that little man with little man syndrome, the turd chaser, Mark Wayne Mullen, Mark Wayne. The gloves will deliver a painful electric shock as a de-escalation glove.

Try to imagine a situation where this would be necessary at all, because ever since reading this story, I have, and I can't come up with one. So we've got a murderous gang of homicidal maniacs in the ICE goons and the CBP thugs, and even over at the Libertardian Cato Institute, David Beer, who's their director of immigration studies, said, yeah, ice plans to electrocute many more people at arrests. Sure wish they could be sued when they do it for no good reason. Joe Walsh, former congressman, Republican,

who somewhere along the way found a conscience, or at least does where Trump is concerned, said this fascist shit shouldn't be happening in America. But hey, it's the, it's the latter part of the first third of the 21st century so of course we've got electric shock gloves yeah so we're gonna we're gonna put electric gloves on the hand on the hands of a bunch of really dumb violent psychopaths and call it freedom yeah and that's 20 million dollars of taxpayer money

I wonder how many lives $20 million would save over at USAID and with the news having come out about this sadistic plan people aren't taking it particularly well

and I'm glad maybe if there's enough noise about it I know, I know sweet summer child maybe maybe but but nonetheless we have to get the information out there people need to know

how sick and sadistic Mark Wayne Mullen and these punk-ass little bugs are Jesus you know I think generally speaking if you can look at something that that ICE wants and you say hmm

I bet the Einzatzglippen really would have liked to have had this back in the day. Then it's not something that any American organization should have. Right? Yeah. Electroshock, lovely in New York. This is an obligatory home improvement reference. Sounds like Tim the toolman Taylor improved the hand buzzer. Zapped.

Yeah, I thought the joy, but yeah. It sounds like something out of the bugs. funny cartoon the most that you can really hope for here is that the uh idiots at the ice goons and whatnot will uh have so much but have so much fun uh shocking each other that it'll prove to be a liability for the organization itself yeah hey old buddy slap to the back Uh-huh. And, of course, it'll prove to be deadly. Because, well, it can interfere.

It will be able to interfere. Just like, well, you know, tasers are non-lethal force, right? And people die because their heart rhythms get fucked up by a taser. Yeah. And these things will do the same. And they'll say, you know, we're immune. But it's sadistic, so if nitwit Nero has enough brains left, to even know this is going on.

Well, I'm sure he gets a charge out of it. See what I did there, a charge. Professional broadcast here. And it's not like the ice goons aren't already out of control. They've murdered with impunity. And the most recent outrage comes from Falls Church, Virginia, where ice goons pointed a gun in the face of an unarmed woman there. The woman in question was born and raised in northern Virginia, where Falls Church is.

The deputy chief of staff, representative Don Byer of Virginia said, chillingly they claimed she almost ran them over until she told them she had video proving that was a lie. The Deputy Chief of Staff is Aaron Fritzner. And, well, trigger warning and content warning. This is the audio in question of the goons. So if this is troublesome to you, hell, it should be troubling to anybody. But if this is triggering to you,

well, take about a one-minute break from the program in five, four, three, two, one. You record us. You almost ran us over. I didn't almost say you over. You're full of shit. Stop playing. You are full of shit.

All right? You're not funny. You're not funny. I won't arrest you. Keep it up. I'm a legal citizen. I don't matter. Oh my goodness.

Keep up. Okay. For what? The one that try to run us over. Run you over when? I got recording. I got dash cam. I got dash cam.

That's a lie. You're all fucking full of shit. You're full of shit. I got a dash cam. I never tried to run you over. And that right there is the sound of a patriot. And the minute she said, I've, you know, I've got dash cam video. And then barking and grunting, that's the one who almost ran us over.

They scampered off. Jesus. I wonder how many of us have that kind of. kind of courage to shout down a fascist filthy goon who has a gun in your face. Congressman Beyer himself said, while I am relieved that she is safe, the habitual dishonesty and dangerous and unjustified escalation seen in this video matches what we've seen from ICE agents across the country. This kind of misconduct and threat of force against members of our communities cannot be

tolerated, I will be demanding answers and consequences. Well, I hope you do. Consequences, however, will be a long time coming, if at all. Perhaps some of them can begin in January of 27. Perhaps real consequences can begin when we have a real Department of Justice and start hauling these assholes up one by one in January of 2029. Ruben Gallego of Arizona Senator was infuriated as well, saying this is the same kind of behavior that led to the murder of two American citizens. Trump's violent goon squad is out of control. We need to completely clean house and rebuild from the bottom. Aaron Reichen Melnick, who speaks out often against these monsters.

said it's absolutely wild that an ice officer jumps out of a van and pulls a gun on this woman immediately before lying. And that occasion is a separate thought. We've been gaming out scenarios here because although we exist on a shoestring, and this is the most poverty-stricken progressive broadcast in America, we figure shit out long before the multi-millionaire for-profit media does. We're just good at it. And so this is another one of those cases. The other day we talked about the fact that nitwit Niro,

if he loses the House by a lot and loses the Senate, it could happen, might, sometime, because I have to credit them with having another, sense to be able to figure out the calendar. Resigned from office somewhere around the 21st day of January, 2027. That recently dawned on none other than Old Serpenthead, James Carville. Carville, by the way, after much fulminating and much pearl clutching and much hand-wringing, well, guess what Old Serpenthead recently did? You'll never believe it.

he endorsed Abdul El-Said. Did I say it right, Joy? I hope so. Yeah, he did. Just got right on board and endorsed his campaign. No barking and grunting about DSA or anything. Of course, Abdul El-Said is not DSA. He proudly put on the banner of capitalist.

saying that he was a proud capitalist and that he was a capitalist who believed in that capitalism in order to work has to be well and thoroughly regulated. But Old Serpenthead was talking and at least a year and a half after we had already long since figured out the January 21st, 2027 date and its meaning, he suggested in the clip that we had last week that well Trump may just resign the office in exchange for a pardon from JD Vance

well I know I know but as I think about consequences for goons like these these ice freaks soon to be outfitted with electro shock gloves I swear

somebody in procurement has a has a kink out there and it's not a healthy one yeah I mean there are some people who get into electro play some people get into needle play and blood play

and you know consenting adults and all of that and no judgment but well we've got a We've got a real sick individual out there. And, of course, there's another sick individual who runs the company that makes these things. But then again, it's sickness all the way down.

But what do you want to bet? Just to add on to our little bundle of predictions about post-January 20th, 2027, if the House and Senate go to the Democrats. What do you want to bet that in addition to J.D. Vance issuing a pardon to Nitwit Niro, that right before he leaves, nitwit Nero issues a blanket pardon to the ice goons, doubling down on their, at least so far, lawlessness. I was thinking about this, and I'm kind of of two minds.

on it. On the one hand, they don't seem to be reachable by the long arm of any sort of law that we have remaining in this country. But on the other hand, that might change, and they might need a pardon. But if they need a pardon, they'll have to be pardoned by name. And that would give us a list of just exactly who the monsters are. Of course, there are also probably other ways of getting a list. And one of the things I like about Abdul El-Said is that he has said unequivocally that ICE needs to be abolished. I know Flavio, shot gloves, and we thought tasers were horrible. But the thing is, the American people are ingenious, if nothing else.

People have figured out a way to deal with things like that. tear gas, you know, being poisoned gassed by one's own government. They figured out how to use homemade implements to protect themselves against just about everything but bullets. And I don't know. I wonder if whoever the psychopathic kinkster who came up with let's give them electric

shock gloves, I wonder if that person's thought about, what would happen if they used that, use their electric shock gloves on somebody who was, I don't know, wearing rubber. Would it shock? Is there any way, I wonder, and the engineering types and the science geniuses will have to sort this one out? I wonder if there's any way to turn the shock around back on them. That would be cool. And, of course, then they'd scream,

You shocked me! Not a dipshit, you shocked yourself! Yes. Oh, thank you. Thank you, Charlie at APS Radio News. Thank you so much. Charlie, just knocking down $30 of the remaining 50 of the anonymous challenge. That means we have 20 to go on that, Charlie, noting, although, of course, not the same thing.

This news story about the ice goons in Falls Church illustrates the importance of having in one's vehicle a dash cam, for example, during traffic stops and the like. Yes, the courage she displayed was singular. It was, wasn't it, Charlie? She's a hero. She is a patriot. And speaking of Patriots, the Patriot games are taking place somewhere over in the Buckeye State. This is the scam youth athletic competition that's being held with a boy and a girl from all 50 states. although, of course, since it's being run by a maggot scam, what is it, Freedom 250, it's dirty.

For instance, the boy representing Puerto Rico, it turns out, ain't from Puerto Rico. No, he's from takes ass. And another kid who should have won, a kid from Connecticut, well the judges in one competition well they to use a term made infamous by the governor of Florida they monkeyed up the numbers

so that the well the the Sikh kid the brown kid couldn't win because just a about all of the competitors in the Patriot games, uh-hame,

may the odds be ever in your favor, are almost all, lily white. Mm-hmm. I actually no, Flavio, you're wrong. It is not pronounced Abdul El-Cai-ed. No, an actual Michigander, Joy, sent us a pronouncer.

just the other day. What with her living in Michigan, just like the candidate does. Here, I'll share with you so that you can be the beneficiary of her knowledge as well. Because, again, she lives up there.

Oh, now, where are you join? Dang it? There you are. Just general education, she wrote. El Say it. Say it is almost one word, like the word said with a long a or to my ear a very southern pronunciation of s aidae he sayed

uh like the word said with a long a practice he say it she say it abdul say it joy noting i'm so tired of hearing saheed saeed and sayad nope it's l say it was joyd who also as I noted yesterday, taught us the correct pronunciation of that poor tragedy-stricken town in Texas. When early on after the massacre, I was saying, Uvalde. Nope. It's a Texas word, and it's Uvaldi. Mm-hmm.

So if Joy said it, Flavio, you can take it to the bank. Dashboard cameras, Lee in New York, noting alongside what Charlie said, a cheap dashboard camera working or not is as good as ice goon repellent. Yeah. You see that? That's a camera.

And from Cynthia in the Bay Area, Shock gloves, the perfect gift for the psychopath in your Gestapo. Uh-huh. You were said a pronouncer, says Lee. Congratulations on increasing. staff hope you can afford it oh no joy's always been there she and I are lovers of the

language and she helps me with things both Texan and Michiganer onward Randy Radar with a capitalism explainer thumbnail where American capitalism went wrong it started out as Adam Smith type capitalism and then Milton Milton Friedman came along. Ah, yes, Milton Friedman from the University of Chicago. Milton Friedman turned capitalism on its head by stating that profits should be maximized only within the bounds of the law. Well, he also said that the best way to run a company was to keep one's employees desperate and terrified, and therefore unions must be destroyed at all costs.

A great guy that milty. But like I said a minute ago, we got 20 bucks to go on this. the on the challenge that will turn into $200. And after that, $25 to go on the Canadian Hero Challenge, courtesy of Ropes. So hopefully we can jump out there on it because, well, the bills are piled up already. And then big news, once a, well, okay, no. big news just before airtime yesterday we talked a little bit

said we hadn't heard much from her in a while talked a little bit about Caroline real poo-poo leave it alone yeah mentioned yesterday that she's actually closer in age to her two infants than she is in age to her baby daddy funny how that happens

well today everyone was surprised including the White House oh yes of course well hi Kim wait a second wait a second hi Roxanne hi Kim that's why you call Ron Declanus

monkey up DeSantis all this time I had no clue where what the derivation of that nickname was yes when he was running for his first term as Florida governor Kim he said and I can't remember the fellow's name at this point in time

but he said of his Democratic opponent, who was an African-American man, that he certainly hoped the voters of Florida would not monkey up the state by electing a black man to the Florida governor's office. That's where monkey up comes from. I didn't know you didn't know. See, you have to tell me these things, and I'll be happy to explain them. No, the White House was shocked. The multimillionaire for-profit media were shocked because, Caroline, real poo-poo, leave it alone, is out of here.

She came back briefly from having pushed her most recent spawn out. And that was May the 1st. Ah, not May the 1st. Uh, national law day? The founding date of the fraternity of Phi Gamma Delta? My once upon a time wedding anniversary? Well, shit. everybody was surprised

and over at chicken noodle news one of their correspondents CNN White House correspondent Elena Trine said well this came as a surprise to many people and that's partly because this role

particularly under President Donald Trump has been a tough one to fill and that Trump had asked her to stay on well she's got let's see it's August the 12th so that means she gave birth May the 1st not sure when she came back maternity leave and all that probably had to

at some point in time she turned the care of the baby over to her probably undocumented nanny and came back to work and it's hard not to look at this and think huh, something happened. Did she accidentally get a look at the unredacted Epstein files and

realized what a monster she was working for and got away as quickly as she possibly could? Or maybe Nitwit Niro threw her over for his his new babe, the human printer, the diaper,

the diaper nanny. We don't know. but having mentioned the diaper nanny well he took her with him when he did the big plain switcheroo and he also took if you missed yesterday's program

the man who uses his own snot as hair gel that's right the DUI hire Whiskey Pete Kegbreath he took him with him too And of course, yes, he took Natalie Harp, his diaper nanny with him. Alongside the diaper nanny were, like I said, the aforementioned Whiskey Pete, so-called body man, Walt Nauta, whom he keeps close to him at all times,

because, well, you might recall, Walt Nautau knows a lot about the stolen documents that he carried off to Magaloko. He took his caddy with him, former caddy, Dan Scavino. Yeah. And again, the diaper nurse. Now, what you got to wonder then is, how does Secretary of State little Marco Rubio feel about having been left as bait for an Iranian anti-aircraft missile? For that matter, how does Treasury Secretary Skate? Gott Besant feel about having been left as bait for an Iranian anti-aircraft missile. Or for that matter, Stephen Chung.

And most of all, I wonder how Stephen Miller feels about having been used as bait for an Iranian anti-aircraft missile. Can you imagine the celebrations that would have broken out? I mean, I'm not saying I would have been one of them, but. I have a feeling there when a lot of celebrations broke out. But see, the thing is this was just more, well, false information. The Iranians probably never had any plan whatsoever or an anti-aircraft missile that could reach the airspace over Ankara Turkey. but guess why this whole charade unfolded? That's right.

Our partners in peace, the fine little fascists in Israel, tipped off daddy. Uh-huh. That the Iranians were going to shoot Air Force One out of the air, because, Well, Donald, you must understand they want to kill you, just like they want to kill me.

There's a reason we call him Psycho Baby, guess you say. So how's it feel? How does it feel? Huh? To be on your own on Air Force One with no direction home. Like a rolling stone. I'm not,

that's not my Bob Dylan impression. That's just a reference to Sebastian Cabot actor reads Bob Dylan. poet. His rendition of like a rolling stone is, well, chef's kiss. But yeah, Rubio, you were bait. Hairless Hadrick, you almost turned out like the real Hadrick. Stephen Chung, oh my God, if it had happened, there would have been a blazing grease ball falling over the skies of Turkey

and depending on what route the plane took, it might have actually fallen on the ancient ruins of Hattusa. Never mind, I'm not going to nerd out on that. But, yeah, it was just made up to make Daddy more terrified because no one knows like his dear, dear, dear, dear friend, Bibi Netanyahu, what a coward. What a miserable, just chicken shit Trump is. But he also knows that he likes to think he's some sort of secret squirrel.

So for all we know, the Mossad came up with the... What do you want to bet that that catering container that they snuck him onto the other plane? It was a C-32 military jet. What do you want to bet that that thing has to? to be deloused and fumigated and I wonder if I wonder if food fit for human consumption can ever be

even put in that thing again then again because it makes Nittlet Nero feel so heroic maybe they'll confiscate it and put it in his Donald J. Trump Memorial Presidential Library

which you can visit for only 1,000 $1,000. Good God. I really wonder what those guys, what they're thinking. Scott Besson, you're filthy freaking rich, and you think you're somebody talking about economic policy and whatnot, and running out and buying a, he had a yen to buy yen. And Daddy was willing to let you be blown into a million tiny pieces, Scotty. Well, maybe it would have gotten a hero's funeral. But Canckel's Caligula would have slept through.

Not saying. Just saying. So anyway, Caroline, real pooh-pooh, leave it alone, is out of there. For whatever reason. But she put a long post on social media

saying her fond farewells and it didn't take long before the Internet sleuths realized, huh, son of the gun. And AI wrote her goodbye letter. She went on. At length, Caroline Real Pooh, leave it alone did. She said,

Being a mother and welcoming a new baby, while working in one of the most demanding jobs in the world, has been the most rewarding yet challenging season of my life, to say the least. The truth is... I'm surprised the computer didn't catch fire. Or the data center for that matter. The truth is, since returning to the White House after the birth of my daughter,

I've felt in my heart that I cannot be the best mom to my two young children that they deserve while devoting the constant time, energy, and attention required of the place. White House Press Secretary, and that is why I've ultimately made the bittersweet decision to depart the White House and to embark on a new chapter in my life. It rings with what Humphrey Bogart said, in described in Casablanca as the tinny shounds of a whorehouse piano and a voice that starts out Mr. I met a man. Funny, though, isn't it? She didn't feel those compunctions or compulsions for the time that she spent away from her first spawn.

I think that's a little boy. Her first was a little boy. But now, well, since returning to the White House after the birth of my daughter, I felt in my heart that it would not be safe to bring a baby girl around the orange-colored man that I call Daddy. Eventually, she said, it has been a privilege to serve alongside

so many accomplished, impressive people, and I look forward to cheering them on over the next two and a half years as they go to prison, but I do not. No, I added that last part. But because there are always a bunch of fuck-ups, Caroline, real poo-poo, leave it alone, fuck this up too.

Washington Post Tech reporter Drew Harwell noted and posted over on what used to be Twitter. The goodbye post from Caroline Levitt, which says she has spoken with great pride about the many historic accomplishments of this administration, is marked with being made with AI. Other people noticed it as well. Latica M. Bork, an Australian reporter, noticed the asterisk. Mm-hmm. What were we talking about with her yesterday?

Yeah, she wrote a note to herself before she went on air with the life support system for a haircut, the Hannity job. Extremist liberal Democrats. She had to remind herself to say that. She's only said it a million times before, but she had to remind herself to say it. Yeah. rat I mean fleeing a sinking ship

because this wasn't one of those things where they said where Nick Witt Nero said Well we're certainly going to this Caroline She has those beautiful Beautiful lips I wonder if the baby's okay Because remember she was getting filler

While she was pregnant with her little daughter No hate for the infant The child had no choice and what spawned her. But she did. She took lip filler and other filler while she was pregnant, and the medical community is quite clear on the issue that a pregnant mother to be should never use those sorts of things.

Maybe the little girl needs extra care. I don't know. I feel sorry for the children of Caroline Realty. pooh-poo leave it alone i feel sorry for the children of katie miller and hairless hadrick and uh well you just hope they have a chance to grow up as decent normal human beings and not little uh leban's born so who's gonna replace her that's that's a fun one to think about since he didn't get blown out of the sky by the imaginary Iranian anti-aircraft missile cooked up by Psycho Baby or maybe Itamar or Ben Golf Pants or Beelzebub Smotrich or one of those other filthy fascists in the Israeli cabinet. Well, maybe it'll be Stephen Chung.

Been a long time since we've had a, I mean, describing Stephen Chung as a man is kind of a stretch. But I don't know, okay, so it's been a long time since anyone with Y chromosome is the White House press secretary. Ralph's is right there with me. It'll be Stephen Chung. I wonder if the press store would be snarky enough to offer him a stick of butter. Oh, really? Just eat it whole. No stick of butter? Would you like to...

How about biting the head off a live chicken? Do you want to do that? And, of course, he would make history if he were the new White House press secretary. He would be the first rassling hype man ever to occupy the position. It would... God, can you imagine if it was Stephen Chung? Oh, the Saturday Night Live sketches. Huh!

Yeah. They might be epic. Because who was the press secretary at the beginning of Saturday Night Live? What, Ron Ziegler? Even way back then, didn't they have some fun with him? And from Lee and New York left for bait? Oh, dear naive Roxanne. Steve Scalise was shot, and it didn't change him at.

all. The bait are willing to be bait again and again and again. The alternative is to stand up to POTUS. Insert a maniacal laugh from me. Was that maniacal enoughly? Hope so. And from Cynthia Whiskey Pete turned my stomach even before he smeared snot in his hair. I haven't seen the clip or read anything more than the headline

because the very thought really makes me want a rich. Seems fitting for that pig, though. Oh, it's, it's, it's, it's every bit as disgusting, Cynthia, as the, as the video of Raphaelito Eduardo Cruz larpin that booger off of his upper lip during a mag, a Republican presidential primary pageant. Now, Cynthia adding, I'm still waiting. celebrate i still have that bottle of champagne sitting in my fridge mocking me just you wait you bottle of champagne you'll be extra good on the day that it happens yes it will and a i still doesn't know why people are talking about having champagne in their refrigerators stupid a i gag vomit

said Cynthia. Oh, you weren't planning on having an afternoon snack there in the Pacific Daylight Time Zone, were you? Now we know you're not, Cynthia. I'm sorry. Sorry, sis. Sorry. As to Caroline Real Pooh-Poo, Leave It Alone's baby daughter. Lee in New York asked, a young female is not safe at the White House.

Duh! Release all the Epstein files. Yes. And like I said, I have a feeling that Caroline got a look at him and, decided that her baby somehow needed her more than nitwit... You know what, it's jealousy. Yeah, it's jealousy.

Natalie Harp has replaced her in the affections of Orange Daddy Jesus. Snack? Cynthia says I just had one. Oh, well. Well, in that case, breathe. Just breathe. You'll be fine.

Don't think about that thing that I won't mention. again. Oh, by the way, and this is on a far more serious note. I did not mention this yesterday evening, but Miss Micah had asked me to, so I will. She said, well, we talked after the show last night. Her daddy is going through some rough times and is at present hospitalized. So Micah asked me, to please mention it to the Horn family community congregation. And he said, any good energies, prayers, whatever anybody does in that particular realm, if you could send them this way, I'd appreciate it.

So absolutely, Micah, absolutely. And she'll tell more when she can and wants to tell more. but yeah warmest fondest thoughts best wishes hopes out there for your dad Micah left for bait

Lee says no laugh complaint from me I cannot speak for the juvenile so that was sufficiently maniacal thank you for reading the request with the requested insert it's a full service program here Lee I'm always happy to oblige Randy Radar sending a message,

Dark Tetrad, narcissistic collapse, and then, of course, there were elections, primaries, last night. The, oh my God, Bruga, Bruga, Bruga, candidate that the multimillionaire for-profit media had been fulminating over up in Wisconsin, lost by two-tenths of a percentage point in the gubernatorial race. I don't know how that will make the multimillionaire for-profit media feel,

but hopefully better. Rick Wilson noting that the words DSA are the same as a Trump endorsement for a GOP candidate. Nice in the right places, but the candidate's quality and their campaign still come first. It took till 2.30 a.m. to figure out that David Crowley had beaten his opponent namely I'm sorry I can't remember her first name Hong

yeah 39.8% to 39.4% I'm sorry that's 4 tenths of a percent David Crowley was endorsed by Tony Evers Hong had fallen a long way having led a Marquette pole by double digits in July and I guess it's a lesson in, you know, you just don't say some things in American life.

In her case, it was raw meat to the maggots. She said that, and within context, I understand what she's saying. She said we should eliminate Thanksgiving. Were I to delve into that, I mean, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. It's secular, it's family-oriented, and it involves some of the best food that any family will cook all year if they're able to have food to cook. I don't know what Thanksgiving is going to look like this year. I may have to sneak over next door and steal a guinea fowl. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I would never do that.

But Eliminate Thanksgiving is not going to be a big seller. when it's reduced to a bumper sticker phrase like two words, eliminate Thanksgiving. And I guess she will, or Crowley will face Tom Tiffany, and oh, he's a piece of shit. Over in Minnesota, their gubernatorial primary on the Democratic Farm Labor ticket was a contest between Angie Craig,

and Peggy Flanagan Peggy Flanagan being the Lieutenant Governor and she put a thumping on Angie Craig 59 to 40 and she is very unapologetically progressive

but has not aligned herself with the DSA moniker maybe she's just an old school FDR New Deal Democrat I suppose they exist They exist.

And let's be clear. I'm rooting for, of course I'm rooting for Peggy Flanagan. Because one of the things that is central to her campaign is that much, as we have suggested on this program, she wants the ice goons gone but gone. And she wants to tear ice down to the goddamn ground root and branch, turn the earth, salt it, and set fire. to it. On the other hand, Angie Craig voted for the Lake and Riley Act and doomed herself

with voters there in Minnesota. And, well, also in Minnesota, Mr. Meth Pillow got his ass handed to him, Mike Lindell. But having been thoroughly trounced, he said,

well, I think it's too late, it's too early for me to concede and otherwise went about the business of making an ass of himself. he lost by 11 points and 45,000 votes. And then he went on his own TV network and said, I will not concede. I'll stay up all night and I'll go over all the figures.

Somebody asked him, well, if the AP calls it, will you buy that? Why on earth would I take the AP's word for it? Yeah. Well, Lisa Dumuth will be the maggot

nominee for governor and as Rick Wilson said she won the election through the use of money discipline and the inventive campaign trick of not being freaking Mike Lindell so that's another maggot nominee going down in flames make no mistake though

Lisa Dumuth will have to turn toward the maggot base as she goes toward November Oh, and I had neglected to mention this last week, and it was extremely good news, happy news, joyful news. Tennessee Republicans handed Andy Ogles his ass. Yeah, Tennessee's very own imitation of George Anthony DeVolder Soros, Queen Marguerite of Denmark. got whooped Ogles did

the guy who said there's no room in America for Muslims and never missed an opportunity to hate a Tran even the Republicans said he was too much he got thumped and of course he's a maggot he's a loyalist but he got

thumped by the former agriculture commissioner of Tenistan in a district that has been gerrymandered within an inch of its life to make sure that it stays Republican. Let's not hold any illusions about the quality of said former agriculture commissioner. I hear a Republican and Agriculture Commissioner, and the first thing that pops into my mind is, well, of course we water our plants with brondo. It's what plant, it's got electrolytes. It's what plants crave.

no apparently not unless we have unless you got some other information Ralph's don't know and Jeremy adds let's not forget how quickly and kindly Mr. Meth Pillow acknowledged his failure to launch a nomination

for Minnesota governor whom I'm kidding of course he didn't he pissed and moaned long into the wee hours oh I see what you did there he pissed and moaned long into the We, ours, the llama, always appreciates a little bit of word play. Francis Hong, thank you, Ralph's, Francis Hong, there in Wisconsin.

Oh, did I get that all? Maybe I did. I apologize. I got to read a little more closely. Yeah, that was right. Yeah, that was the Senate race. Thank you for being out there, Ralphs. I get shit wrong, and I'm glad there.

somebody there to catch it. And then there's Flora Duh. Their gubernatorial primary was a Jim Dandy. I'm sorry, that's next Tuesday. Next Tuesday. Flora Duff. That's going to feature

Jay Collins and he's from the DeClanus Camp versus Byron Donald's who is the maggot candidate yeah

oh well those are a couple of so look for look for j Collins to win that and that'll be and monkey up we'll get a big grin out of that because it'll show

that he has more cloud in flora dove than does orange daddy in his own new adoptive home state uh Francesca okay thank you thank you you. Either way, she lost and she did it all by herself. I will, Jude, thank you. Jude says to Micah, I have unfolded you, Micah, even before your request was voiced to our community. Indeed,

I shall hold your dear father into you, including you both in my meditation and especially at this moment, peace, peace, even in the midst of it all warmly. Jude, thank you, Jude. You're always such a you're always such an absolutely warm and caring soul uh micah with an update says uh i literally just got home and tuned in when you said that timing dad's doing okay had an MRI today expect we'll hear more tomorrow and then adds maga on maga election denialism i'm here for it oh yes as we so often say here gee I hope it didn't hurt too little

oh let's see oh wait there's somebody over on the stress line let's find out who well okay I hope I'm connected hey welcome to the program not just somebody number two oh yeah well

juvenile delinquent number two well number two number two yes anyway yesterday Vermont our primaries people don't know counties in Vermont live here but my county is sitting in townie

and if you read any Hermant news in the last six months or so we'll prosecute her here named Sarah George she has taken a different tactic crime and she's looking at prosecuting major crimes not you know open drug use and not smoke petty crimes she's trying to

they don't have the room for it plus it doesn't often work I mean it's a well-known in fact here in any other state, if you get busted for a petty drug crimes you'll probably lose your apartment, lose everything you have in it more than likely, to the dump, because it'll get thrown out, if you're kicked out,

because you can't pay your rent. When you get back out, you've got nothing, starting with nothing, which feeds into the crime cycle. So she's trying to say that for years. And she also said that, listen, we have a rent-at-the-h homelessness here. I'm sure every major city has it, because that's where all the, all the, um,

all the, uh, assistant services our major cities, you're not out in the countryside. And the police have said, she said, the state police have said, homelessness in itself is not a crime. We can't arrest you her being homeless.

But that's what the maggots in this state law. They want anyone who, you know, petty drug use and open, you know, drunk in public, homeless arrested and put in jail so they can get help.

Well, you can't force help on somebody. They have to, I don't care what it is, you can't force someone to change less than I want. Alcoholics, drugs, them and they're urged to do it.

You cannot force anything on anyone. So for months now, there's a sign saying, Tara George has to go, we need more stricter law, and blah, blah, blah. And I voted for Alaska and I had faith. I had faith that's still more decent people, primarily in this county, but in the state who believe in what she's doing

and more of a rehabilitation, if people don't realize at whole, our criminal justice was never meant for rehabilitation. It was for punishment and torture. It was never meant to make you better. It actually makes you a worse person going and coming back out, I think. We do it.

Anyway, you know, told some people my parents about it, and my mom was like, oh, I think she's going to lose. I think she's going to lose. I said she's going to win. Good enough decent people there. By God, she won big laugh at night. She crushed the maggot. So it shows her maybe more hope out there than they acknowledge some days, at least in this part of the state, which I was happy to see. And also, another kind of warming story, nothing to a political, well, kind of do with politics, but not really the way you think of it.

I mentioned before, my parents are a mixed couple, very clearly mixed a couple, not even close to not knowing they are. And knowing they're not. And they went on a bike ride yesterday. They went up to the Champlain Islands, which was up to the Middle Lake Champlain, got on a ferry in Oregon, New York, in Klasper. And I think it had a mile from the ferry. my mom's bike tire popped. And they didn't have the right tool to fix it. So they walked to a local gas station.

And my dad asked around, you know, being a pretty dark fellow, asked around if anyone had this or that. And a big little white dude came out of nowhere and said, yeah, sir, I got a pair of pli of need right here. Went and grabbed him from the truck, brought him back, and said, get the pliers, sir, to my dad. And the dad's, well, I'll know, of course, you know, do you come here often and say,

Don't leave them here. I'm not taking them. I mean, this is a total stranger. I often fear in today's climate. That could have gone, you know, one of two ways. Nicely, or why the F would I help an N-word? I can easily see that happening here. I'd say, but I can. I can. But it was a heartworm of me starting to see it didn't end that way yesterday for them. So, I guess, two good little stories, plus the whole, you know, Michael and now, why would I say I lost?

There's still 5,000 votes out there. I still You crashed out hard last man I enjoyed every minute of it watching the replays today Well you know You said something a minute ago Jeremy That I think bears repeating

And then you expanded upon it You said the maggots are saying Well we need to put them in jail So they can get help Nobody gets help in jail Especially not if you're being handed Into the tender mercies of Geo Group or being fed by Aramark

or any of these horrible maggot fascist adjacent corporations their torture chambers was never intended to be rehabilitation was never intended to be if you find a way to better yourself in there by paying classes great but it was never intended to help you it was meant to make you suffer for your crimes

point-wink no doubt about it You know, I mean, a lot of people will not acknowledge that because, well, they don't have the same empathy that we do, or they push it down, fair enough to say, well, it's not me, not my problem. I mean, I have empathy for anyone going through a hard time. Lord knows, you know, I've talked about my struggles here, and they're definitely not any easier to some other people's here. But, I mean, I get it. I have empathy. I very, very rarely try to judge somebody else. I mean, I can look at them at first class.

I know nothing by looking at it. You homeless druggers, I don't care. I have no reason to judge you. I don't know your story. I haven't walked in your shoes. I just hope that you find a way out of it. But to see this prosecutor, VA, was basically given a large pat in the back

and continued what you're doing. And this big middle thing of the maggots felt really good last night. Really good. It wasn't a small victory. And I guess Lady G's sister is now in a runoff? Yeah, but I think she, I think she fucked Trump. And I don't think people realize how she did it. She had an interview right after Trump had been a nominate saying,

because she's Lindsay sister and Lindsay said all this stuff about her. She quite clearly came out to interview one day. I said, I love my brother. He helped raise me after our parents' guide. But I think differently than he does on some matters. And I think that scared the real hardcore maggots. Well, that, of course, she's woman, so you can do no good as a woman in the maggots. So there you go.

She was doomed from the start. Oh, God, here we go. You juvenile delinquents are going to make me pull this program over. You just got a note. You just got a note from juvenile delinquent number one. The Camel Cardinal says, fuck you with your phony parent story. Jeremy, quit it with that white boy shit. What am I going to do with you people?

This is why we can't. You're not helping with you people, Robin. God damn it. This is why we can't have a nice program. Why can't we just laugh about sloppy white rabbits and what bears do in the woods? Why can we have a good time, sir, damn it? That hurt me. That hurt me. I got to tell you, that one, that one nailed, that Marin off me.

Okay. You want to hear the origin story of that? You'll never guess where it came from. Do tell. I'm going to break this to the holder. There's a song. on the end of Tupac's last album, well,

next to the last album, all eyes on me called, what's your phone number? It's basically a competition to be him and another woman about coming over the night and what does her an activity. And she's talking about this,

and she said, do you want to do this? And he said, it's a bear shut, the one one with us or a broccoli white rabbit from the day I heard that, I have loved that thing.

Oh, my God, does it. It's a fact up every time I hear. You're right. And you're right. It's the filthy white part that does it. It's disgusting to hear it. Well, you're in the filthy weight.

You disarmed him makes you last. Yeah, the rabbit needs the adjectives in order to be funny. Right. But speaking... That's the dirty meaning behind that same, but yeah. Speaking of Tupac, are you following the trial that's opened up in Vegas? Yeah, what about KD or, you know, maybe who's involved in it? I still really think, unfortunately, in the end, a lot of this has to do with Ditty.

I thought that for years. and what's coming out lately in the last six ones really points to his fingers all over both their depth, unfortunately, one way or another. Diddy? I mean, I don't follow it closely enough, but really, Diddy? Yeah, there's speculation Diddy had KVD's brother, who's also dead now, shoot Tupac, because of this or that, and then there's also speculation that Diddy kill Biggie because Biggie was getting ready to leave, and he was too valuable dead.

than he was alive leaving one. So, Diddy's dirty in a lot different way. Diddy's not a good guy? Not even close. Way beyond the sexual stuff. He's dirty, dirty, dirty. Sounds like a goddamn gangster. I mean, there's even,

if you want to get in a real conspiracy thing, there's even talking that he helped kill Alia, who went down on that plane crash. I swear to God, that's out there. But anyway, yeah, he really is a gangster. Just not, you know, not your typical gangster gangster when you think about it.

Like, he's a, you know, a money gangster who basically was a backup dancer who came into money and started this record company and, you know, went to his head and he's no different than, I mean, he's no better than Shug, don't get any wrong. Shug Marion Knight is a piece of shit too.

We're from the ground up. But Diddy is definitely a murder. I would say. And I think it's going to come out. But anyway, enough about music lore that'll boresome the audience. They don't care. But anyway, no, I loosely pay attention. There's a lot of stuff I hear videos

and I see interviews of people of the time. And I take with a grain of hand, because it's all 30 years ago. A lot of memory is fault, unfortunately. I mean, or change over time. You think something else happens. So who really knows. But for long, long, long, before this trial started, the fingers are being pointed towards getting more than anyone else.

Long, long ago. You talk about long, long ago and, you know, 30 years ago. I saw a story earlier today. And for aviation buffs, it's kind of a big deal. Once again, an archaeological and investigative group thinks they have found Amelia Earhart's airplane. Yeah, I've heard about this. And I guess they're going to go there. You know, you have to get permission from the governing authority, whatever,

and they finally got it all put together. And the photo is compelling. It's in a lagoon right by the beach. It's by the beach, but it's sitting in remarkably deep water. It's not close to the surface. It's like 500 feet down. Right, but it's bathwater clear, and it looks for all the world like a wing and a fuselage. But they've been pulled before because another group of researchers went out to the South Pacific and said,

oh, we found her this time. And it turned out to be a big rock formation on the bottom of the ocean. well there's that and then there's a piece of skull they said they found on a mirror wherever the island was called and that's too much that thing whatever the island was that she was supposedly stranded on with her with her navigator they found a piece of skull and they said oh this is her skull blah blah turned out it was a male skull and it didn't match you in their gene pool so there you go and was probably 10,000 years old or yeah right yeah it's probably old and even if I had DNA it was too old and too washed

by the son of the beast really didn't but it wasn't man it wasn't she'll be Yeah, this team's, and apparently they're from Purdue University, because she said that when she got back, she wanted to donate the plane to Purdue to advance aviation science. And so this team now says that if it does turn out to be the plane, that the following year, so that would be 2027, an archaeological team will go out and actually excavate it, bring it to the surface,

and they've already worked out an arrangement and an agreement with the government to take the plane back to Purdue. We'll see. I think Amelia Hare story had never been told the true truth. I think she was a scapegoat by her own government. I think she would have abused and they washed their hands on what happened. I think she was a spy based on what she was doing and all the stories coming, and I really think that's a real possibility. A good cover-up.

but she, you know, a heal or whatever, cost her her life in the end, unfortunately one or another. But since you're talking about planes before I go, I've mentioned a couple times now, I have a couple of dongles which I can pick up all sorts of radius signals.

There's a massive amount of information that you do not know that's available to public knowledge. One of them is air traffic signals coming from the transponders and the computers on the planes. They're constantly beaming down signals, identifying who they are,

their flight path, speed they're at, and even the owner of the plane sometimes. And I've had a piece of software where you just throw a filter on, and the signal's 1090 FM, nothing matter anybody. But it picks up every plane passing over my house within a, I think it's like 10-9 radius, and I can see them on my screen in real-time seeing in my computer using something that doesn't use data on the Internet.

That's fascinating. I mean, it uses the Internet to populate the map and map stuff, but it can pull the data to shore the planes are, face on, what my dongle senses going on 10,000 feet in air. Wow. It's quite

remarkable software. It's a hobby, which I'm glad it's sinking into. It's a black hole like telescopes are and I don't get that picture

of the eclipse today. But that wasn't me. My telescope could easily do that to the same type of scope. That's so cool. Absolutely so cool. Anyway,

enough nerd them for me. I'll let the airways go, someone can take my place. Okay. Friday night probably. Yeah, and, you know, don't, don't, don't, don't,

don't huff any of your cleaning supplies. Odd to daily. I'm a diet of cancer, Robin. Too much Winnick over the years. I'm here, I'm sure of it. Winnex is a curse. And there's someone who lost 30 years. It's going to get me.

I know it is. Lone cancer. Never smoke a day in my life. You watch. But I'll talk to later. All right. I will bet against you. How's that?

Thank you for that. Thank you. See you, Jeremy. And, Micah, You know, we've got some real, I've bona fide gen U-U-line aircraft nerds in the audience. Jeremy, a certain camel cardinal. And there's Ms. Micah, A. DSB receiver. That's all she said.

I have no idea what it means. Flavio with a note saying, regarding Wisconsin, I know how racist my state is. It's never had a minority governor. It's always been a white male. Closest we came with the state's eighth governor, Edward Salomon, who was Jewish. And from Wikipedia, German-American immigrant lawyer,

Republican politician, Wisconsin, pioneer, eighth governor of Wisconsin, first Jewish governor of Wisconsin, elected lieutenant governor, 1861, ascended to the gubernatorial office after the accidental drowning of Governor Louis P. Harvey. Was it really an accident? I had to do that.

Serving nearly all of Harvey's gubernatorial term, Salomon led Wisconsin through the tumultuous 1862 to 1863 period of the American Civil War, raising and equipping 14 new regiments in dealing with draft riots and domestic unrest, which ultimately cost him renomination in 1863. Finally, his governor is brothers Charles Everhard Salomon and Frederick Salomon were Union Army Generals in the American Civil War, their cousin Edward S. Salomon, also a Union Army officer, later governor of the Washington territory. I get to learn something new every day on this program, and I do so love it.

Let's see. Somebody was trying to ring in during the call I had with Jeremy, if you want to try again. Well, we're here now. you know someday some day Wisconsin will have a non-white male governor just like someday this country will have a woman as president what fills me with horror and dread

and I predicted this a long long time ago our first woman president well she'll be a Republican probably a maggot or some sort of fascist and she'll make Margaret Thatcher in the UK look like Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers. I'm just saying.

Anyway, Lee notes, Airhart's airplane. I doubt her airplane was found. I find it more likely to be a Federation shuttlecraft. They keep crashing. Allegatory Star Trek reference. It didn't, the photo didn't look like. a Federation shuttlecraft. It just didn't. And we're coming up on the third hour of the program. I didn't realize it would be this difficult. We need to, we badly need to finish that $200 challenge.

20 bucks turns into 200 based on what's already come in. And then 25 bucks turns into 50 thanks to Ralph's Plucky Canadian High School Student Challenge both of which will get us down at least in the $600 neighborhood for the deficit and keep us

from inching ever closer to another disastrous well a disastrous month so fingers crossed the whole business with Caroline Real Poo-Poo Leave It Alone

Well, I think I've got an idea now who's at least auditioning for the job. The Daily Beast put out a piece in which they said, The President's chronically bruised hands, swollen ankles, middle flubs, and public bouts of drowsiness have all raised speculation about his health, but through it all, the White House has consistently maintained that he is the sharpest and most energetic president while attacking anyone who raises their... eyebrows. And Dr. Jonathan Reiner, who was cardiologist of Vice President Dick Cheney, and must be a whale of a cardiologist because, well, he kept a man with no pulse alive. Wednesday, the New York Times published an op-ed from him in which he said, despite reassurances from the White House to the contrary, at times over the past year, the president has not looked well.

Well, enter Davis Engel, all of 32 years old, who said, If it quacks like a duck, it may actually just be a Democrat hat doctor. President Trump is the sharpest, most accessible and energetic president in American history, and any so-called medical professionals engaging in armchair diagnosis or false speculation for political purposes that are clearly bracing the Hippocratic oath they've sworn to. They've sworn to. To what, Engel? to what?

To uphold? Jesus, these clowns. So it does. It really sounds like he's auditioning for the job. And, well, it's just weird all the way around. And with her, shall we say, precipitous exit, well, the multimillionaire for-profit media can't help but just go into

a full-on breathless pearl clutching mode. Something very big. Democratic Congressman Mark Pocan of Wisconsin. Thanks so much, sir. Yeah, thank you. We'll also want our politics lead. Some breaking news. A change in one of the most visible jobs

at the Trump White House, in any White House, really. Press Secretary Caroline Levitt is leaving. Sen as Elena Trin is at the White House. Levitt just returned from maternity leave. What are we hearing, Elena? Yeah, look, this is a huge loss for this president.

argue for a number of reasons. One, I would point out the timing of her departure. She's going to be leaving just three months before the November midterm elections. That's hard when she's your chief messenger. I also know that the president fixated so much on who he wanted to get up and stand behind the podium. Obviously, he went with Levitt, who I would point out is the youngest press secretary in U.S. history. But it's going to be tough to fill that role. Now, the reason for this, both Caroline Levitt and the president, they put out lengthy statements about her departure, which they said will come at the end of the month and cited the reason being essentially

that she needs to spend more time with her family. You've pointed this out, Phil, but she just gave birth on May 1st to a daughter and took only about a month of maternity leave. During that time, through the course of my reporting, I've learned the president was often calling her up, still checking in with her, and also frequently asking, I'm told, when she was coming back.

So definitely a demanding job that she leads here. But I think another part of this is, of course, how close she is to the president, Trump in his post said that she's one of his most trusted aides. And that's true. She belongs to a very small group, a very loyal advisor. She's someone who was on the president's 2024 presidential election campaign. She also worked for him back during his first term, his first White House.

And she's someone who's often in the room for some of the most sensitive conversations about the president, with the president, and someone that he actually listens to. So it's going to be difficult to find someone to replace her. I'll also tell you that. I've been catching up with some White House staffers. today following the news they said they were surprised by it and also that it's unclear who actually is going to replace her they don't believe they have picked yeah see that's the thing i wish and maybe they're just a by the way um she's white house correspondent who um and and no you know i'm not being mean um but uh elena trene white house correspondent

uh where's kately collins i don't know maybe there are multiple white house correspondence but one wonders maybe the multimillionaire for-profit media simply assumes that its viewership always knows that when someone says i'm quitting

to spend more time with my family that's not why they're quitting and for all the talk of how close caroline real poo-poo leave it alone was to daddy the obvious fact is that she has been replaced by the diaper nanny.

You know, when he takes you with him on his secret mission plane to keep from being blown out of the sky by the crafty Iranians, well, that's a tell. Mm-hmm. God. But I guess they can't mention that. She's been pushed out by a younger woman. And not... Yeah, okay, I am doing it.

I'm spreading idle gossip, but this is just too funny not to share. There is an internet theory going around now. After... Okay, it's weird the way the guy doing the hand jive next to Charlie Kirk was weird, right before Charlie Kirk missed out, missed the... lost the gun debate by a long shot. You remember the guy.

He looked like a third base coach and a touch of the bill of his hat, wiping in the front of his shirt, you know, over the left shoulder. Slide, DiMaggio, slide! Well, when he signed the executive order that was based upon

babies getting entire pop bottle, of vaccines pumped into their poor baby bodies, there was a woman standing there, a brunette, long, straight, looked like she'd taken a flat iron to her tresses, and she was standing there while somebody blathered on about vaccines and Niro snoozed, she was standing there with her hands over her abdomen, and as orange Julius Gieser passed out,

her hand moved upon her abdomen and appeared to press gently. And then all of a sudden, he pops up like he just heard the end of Pop Goes the Weasel. and woke up. And so now the internet rumor is that she has a special purpose. And that she's got some sort of device hidden under her clothing that's a button that can transmit a signal to nitwit Nero to sort of jolt him awake when he begins to fade out. Now, I think it's hilarious. I don't think it's real. I mean, I try to steer really, really far, far away from Alex Jones Avenue.

But you see something like that, and we live in a time when anything's possible. The ice goons are going to wear electro-shock gloves now to deal with an unarmed populace. You reckon maybe it's because they're too stupid to be a... able to figure out how to operate a taser. I got nothing. But whoever will be the new press secretary. It's the fact that nobody... Well, we can't ask if Nitwit Niro knew, because if Nittwit Nero knew, he forgot.

He... Well, it's just one... He's at that place in his life where he's amazed by all the new people he meets every day. It's just that they... They're people he's known for years. Gosh, I wonder if he'd recognize George Clooney, if George Clooney showed up at a party where Nitwit Nero was. And then maybe George Clooney could write an op-ed saying,

Oh, he's clearly out of his mind. He didn't know I'm George Clooney. Larch, Degging, not pole, frazzell-lacking, blue-nose, and right-and-bron. Yeah, right. Letting go now. Oh, and by the way, several of you commented that you did, in fact, hear the thunder during the program last night. We don't have any of that this evening. But I found out the courtesy of one of the members of our Horn family community congregation,

lo and behold, because after the program went off, we had a peal of thunder. You know, usually it's like, boom, and it's done, right? Well, this one went on for many seconds. Kind of sounded like a freight train. And at one point I was like, is something really horrible about to happen here to the mansion? Well, it turned out that it was a Direcho. Yeah, it really was.

It was, I suppose, weakened somewhat by the time it got to the, You got to the hills of Appalachia. But reports of 110 mile an hour winds in Chicago, I mean, you don't have to, Chicago, you don't have to double down on the whole windy city thing. We believe you. But the last time a big Direcho blew through, this program was off the air for two weeks.

I was scrambling to find gasoline. And once again, my ancient nemesis propane because we were cooking on a propane stove outside because the electric was gone for two weeks. Bones were down, internet was fried. Well, I guess we dodged one.

Knock wood. Knock twice. But y'all heard that thunder and I mean it was even more impressive in personam. And we are

officially in the third hour of the program still chasing that last $20 and that last $25.45. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to mention it, but this is the point where it gets scary. So, you know, I'm sure if you're listening to the podcast, you just go and, you know, get past it. But it is. It's important. Let's check in with Lara, whose parents apparently couldn't afford a vowel Trump. I mentioned a couple of nights ago the monumental epic moranity of this latest kerfuffle over the WNBA, with chuds like Ennis Freedom and Royce White saying they were going to declare for the WNBA draft. And all of this got started.

by the WNBA's answer to Riley Gaines. Remember, Riley Gaines built an entire career out of tying for fifth with a trans woman, but having had the absolute shit kicked out over in a swim meet by four cis women ahead of her, this country, sometimes. Well, over in the WNBA, and I talked about this some with Dave in the Blind, a guard for the Indiana fever by the name of Sophie Cunningham, I have thus far resisted the urge to call her Opie Cunningham, but I don't know how long that's going to last.

she has established her maggot bona fides by obsessing over the genitals of young people I guess it's on brand well now Lara Trump Laura by a vowel

Trump has entered the fray I guess because it's a good dollar she runs some tawdry blog cast platform called The Right View with Laura Trump Good thing she doesn't have a beaver logo Buckees would sue her into the next century

Maybe ABC should maybe Take a look at The View Yeah maybe a little trademark infringement there ABC Nah they don't have that kind of courage but Sophie I know this is going to this probably explains why it's become such a, that it's

comes to such a shock to Lara that well she doesn't understand that in basketball there are these things called fowls and that fowls can be

kind of brutal sometimes well precious little white dumpling Sophie Cunningham got fouled by a black woman. And this has Maggot World. All, I swear they've got the vapors, y'all, the vapors. They're having to lay down on their fainting couches in the hoop skirts and all and whatnot.

Well, and Laura by a vowel Trump is, of course, Eric the Dumber's wife. and so she's decided that she's going to get in on the grift. Saying, of women's professional basketball players, Well, these women have become so catty. I hate to say it, but it's so indicative of what happens when you get a group of women together. They're at each other's throats. They're so jealous of one another. I guess she wants the WNBA to play in those aforementioned hoop skirts.

I will say it's garnered a lot of interest, though. Maybe they need to lean into some of these star players even if they don't like them. Sophie Cunningham was driving and went up and got fouled. You don't just open up the lane and let them run in for an easy layup. But maybe Lyra didn't play hoops. God knows I sucked at basketball, but I enjoy the game. well, she had some chud on a former member of the Trump Mal administration named Theo Wold, and he said that the NBA is like a root canal.

And they don't want fans. Fans don't want the athletes to lecture them. And Mara said, And then there's the collective bargaining agreement with that players union. It's hundreds of pages long, but it never actually defra. finds what a woman is. Well, are you confused about it, Laura? Because most of us

know. Yeah. And so this Theo Wold creature added, well, it's not fun. And the whole point of the WNBA is that at the end of the day, it's supposed to be entertainment. Americans aren't buying tickets

to go get lectured by leftist athletes. Dumbass! The lecturing starts. with a woman who makes a bar of ivory soap look brown. Your beloved Sophie Cunningham. Who's not exactly out there putting up big numbers anyway. Exactly.

Micah, Micah adding. But it's okay to get lectured by right-wing ones. Aren't the maggots the people who are all about, you know, shut up and dribble? Oh, Sophie dribbles all that. Meow. Table of two. Saucer of milk for table two. I just want a nice country.

And, Rye, you're right. Ever notice how all the right-wing athletes all suck? Kind of, yeah. Yeah? So much stupidity of things. And, oh, thank you. Thank you, Jude. Jude just finished off the anonymous challenge from yesterday.

Thank you, Jude. Thank you so much. And we're $5 into the 25. We need to raise to match Ralph's challenge. So $20 more in both challenges are met. Thank you so much, Jude. You are ever alight. Thank you.

Oh, look. It's whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm, lamprey. You know, he's been, as we noted on Monday, he like a potty training toddler is obsessed with his poop sorry I don't mean to coarsen the discourse but here we are and so on Monday we talked about how

he and the JD egg or Jimmy Dick Bowman or whatever his name is these days or is on his birth certificate and probably whiskey peat they've all signed on to this doctor's carnivore diet

I love it that he calls it a carnivore diet and yet it involves fermented vegetables he's got these these masculine men of maggot masculinity, manliness all getting up every morning and throwing a throwing a juicy New York strip on the grill and serving it up with some kimchi or some sauerkraut.

God, that would get boring after a while, wouldn't it? And by the way, of course, they're ruining, they're actually ruining their guts because this carnivore diet that this quack doctor has cooked up. I mean, he's not doing the cooking, they're doing the cook, and they buy all the steaks, too. but it does cost $18,000 to get him to tell you to eat sourcrowt and steak. Sourcrowt and steak. I mean, okay, New Year's Day, there's like a Pennsylvania tradition of eating pork and sourcrow. I get that. I wonder if whalehead, dead bear, raccoon penis, brainworm, lamprey cooks his New York strip to shoe leather like Daddy wants him to.

But all of this is a part of his latest crucible. Sade against ultra-processed foods. And so now he's promising a definition of ultra-processed foods. Now there's processed foods. Many, if not most, homes contain a food processor. Quees and Art, Hamilton Beach, whatever brand. Vitamixes are amazing. I'll never be able to afford one of those, but my God, they're cool.

My daughter has one, and in fact, she makes all of my grandchildren's baby food by processing it so that it will be digestible by at this point in time my precious little granddaughter. who will be God, she's already nine months old, gracious. What's that, Randy Radar? Don't forget the mashed potatoes here in PA. Yeah, oh, pork and crout and mashed potatoes. And by the way, it's delicious.

You be careful among those English. Oh, by the way, we had to take our daughter for an appointment the other day and sat down to have some coffee, and two van loads of Amish came in. Amish, Amish, Amish. You know, the bonnets, the beards, straw hats.

And sometimes I just have to be straightened up a little bit. Because it kind of whispered across the table, and I said, what do you reckon they're here for? Not a lot of Amish in West Virginia. I got the look. It's a look I've learned to recognize over the course of the last 34 years of my life. My best friend looked at me and said, maybe to see the gorge?

The Amish-like nature, too? And so getting up to leave, she said under her breath, Thank you, Lord, for sending us Sister Munson and this big whore. which she is goodbye brother monson goodbye whore oh because I have been

I have been stared down from time to sign that is oh by God that's one I got to see that's a that's a very large woman there

Matilda yeah zebidi it is a large large woman there I just whispered back you be careful of among those English. Yeah.

But anyway, back to the carnivores. I guess an Amish diet wouldn't be good enough for whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm, lamprey. Randy Radar reminding us, yes, it's delicious, visually, very pale. It is, it is. It's not a, it's not a, pork and crout and mashed potatoes are not a colorful dish. But then again, I don't necessarily need technicolor to tell me that something is yummy. So, no, Monday, they had a food policy celebration at the headquarters of the Department of Health and Human Services, which was once a respectable agency of the federal government, but is now a clearinghouse for every Looney Tunes griff that comes down the maggot pike.

I don't know what they had on the spread there at their celebration of food policy. But the thing is, although he keeps barking and grunting about it, nobody actually knows what ultra-processed food is. And I suspect even whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm, lampery doesn't know what it is except for, It's definitely not sourcrow and kimchi in a big rib-eye steak that you fucking proles can't afford to eat. I'm just rooting for Bobby to get hold of a steak that's got a lot of nice screw worm larvae in it. I mean, he's already a habitat for one kind of worm. Why not too? Lee in New York, noticing the large woman, Lee says, I must cite the class.

comment. That was fake babes. Mm-hmm. I will, Jude, when time permits. Thank you. So this food policy celebrate, was there a brass band? Hale the

Conquering Hero being played or flowed gently sweet Afton? I got nothing. If ever those endearing young chart. No, you darn fool rabbit.

Were there rabbits there? I don't know. The White House is said to be still reviewing the definition of ultra-processed food because they're going to find out that it's everything that Orange Julius Gieser eats. We've got a couple of examples we might look toward, but of course, Bobbo the clown will have to come up with his own. was it processed food when he chainsawed the head off the whale? Was the blood that the lamprey sucked out of his arm processed by the lamprey? The world wonders.

In Brazil, they have a classification system that says any food that has industrial ingredients like sweeteners or emulsifiers qualifies as ultra-processed. down there amongst the tar heels at the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill, they say highly processed foods. Well, that doesn't count. It's not ultra processed. Are products that are no longer recognizable as their original plant or animal source. Well, my steak doesn't look like a castrated male cow,

but we still kind of hope it's beef. but I do get some of their point because I'm not supposed to eat a lot of garbage but every now and then I break down and I have some preferences of late one of those preferences has been an ice cream sandwich usually before bedtime

not just a shit ton of carbs but enough to make sure that I don't plummet during the night or anything and doggone it I love my ice cream I know Jeremy can identify. Jeremy kicked the ice cream habit. But I went down to the Holler Dollar to get some ice cream sandwiches. And I looked at the Holler Dollar brand. And you know what it didn't say on the box?

Ice cream sandwich. Instead, it said, frozen dairy confection vanilla flavored sandwich. Mm-hmm. Just like Grandma used to make. So I do understand that. The French, meanwhile, in looking at processed foods, they take into account salt, sugar, fat content, additive risk, because they're in Europe, they're kind of finicky about food. I don't know if it's true, but there's possibly apocryphal, but there's a story that goes around from time to time that part of the reason that KFC is KFC and not contact.

fried chicken was that in Europe, because of all the steroids and whatnot, that they were no longer allowed to sell it as being actual chicken. Again, I suspect it's not true. But it might not be. The Japanese will not import American beef for good reason. Not just mad cow, but how we feed them, how we treat them.

Hmm. Oh. A5 Kobe beef Wagyu And so As the Atlantic pointed out One system

Says that yogurt is Ultra processed Another system lists it as moderately processed Humans have been processing food since Humans have been eating it more or less and I was going to say

this this this carnivore diet dude one wonders if the chud ever had an anthropology course I mean he's well I was about to say he's a doctor he must surely know something about human evolution but we're talking about a maggot doctor

who may think that well human beings are slightly younger than the written recipe for beer Oh, that's all for a process. Bread is processed. An accidental discovery of humankind. When you leave some barley out wet in a bowl, natural airborne yeasts will attach to it,

feed on it, grow on it, and of course, yeasts eat sugar, and pee out alcohol. They have just added to the ranks of people who no longer drink because, well, alcohol is yeast pee. But then again, honey's bee vomit. I mean, come on. We're curious primates. But anyway, back to the carnivore diet quack.

Minimally processed meat requires a gut to, what? Process it, yes. And for anybody who, who's ever had appendicitis and had their appendix removed, well, that is a vestige of our evolutionary past. That little dangling piece of tissue there that if it gets infected, you're fucked, is a remnant of back when we didn't eat cooked meat. You know, when we curious primates,

would just, you know, eat whatever meat was still on the bones that the lions and the hyenas and the buzzards hadn't gotten to, because it takes a lot more gut to process that. There's your intelligence. It's prayer meeting Wednesday after all. There's your intelligent design. Another aspect of intelligent design is, of course, the wisdom teeth. So named because they only come in during adolescence when a child has supposedly attained.

a little bit of wisdom. That term must have come along back when human beings didn't live much past 30, because anybody who's ever raised an adolescent knows that usually the said adolescent and wisdom are not even in the same fucking area code. But we needed those teeth back then to grind the raw meat and the raw veggies. We also needed a great big, big, skull, thick, that a lot of muscles for masticating could attach to, and a big old rounded out chin, and the thing that began to make those things recede was fire and cooking food.

But no, no, the maggot chuds are eating a carnivore diet, you know, with beef that's minimally cooked. Yeah, just slap it around till it's... Just slap it around till it's hot and angry and serve it to me. You know, it's funny out of all this, though. I mentioned Europe and how they approach things like additives and preservatives. Generally speaking in Europe, and I don't know about Asia or Australia,

But in Europe, they have a preventative principle. And that is, if you want to add something to food, you first have to prove it is safe for human consumption. Whereas here in Merca, the greatest country in the history of the world on Earth now, today forever in the universe under God, the corporation say, hey, we got a new thing. Might be good in food. Might keep it shelf stable longer.

Well, put it in there. What is it safe? We don't have to prove that. We can just put it in there and see if anybody dies. Diarrhea lettuce comes to mind. Halapupnoes come to mind. Over the years, beans, spinach, peanut butter, damn. And so here's the funny thing.

Whalehead Dead Bear Brain Worm Lampery is going to promulgate all. list of ultra-processed foods and food additives, but he's not going to tell corporate food America that they have to prove that those chemicals and additives are actually safe.

So it's all a load of performative horseshit. I mean, this is an honest question on my part. I realize I'm not like a lot of people for obvious reasons.

But beyond that, I'm a label reader. I think I've mentioned in the past that my mother sent me off to school every day with a handful of vitamins. I think there's as many as 30 sometimes. And it was like a parlor trick at lunchtime. Hey! You're going to take your vitamins today? Yep.

Always had to take them after I'd eaten, otherwise they wouldn't digest properly. And so it was a parlor trick to watch me take a handful of 30 vitamins of various shapes, sizes, and goddamn. odors, desiccated liver, just leave it alone. And, boop, and take it in one gulp. But after she survived breast cancer, my mother got very much into natural foods, natural eating. She read books by Adele Davis, like, Let's Eat Right to Keep Well. She took various nutrition magazines. We visited the local health food store.

And it was rather a visual contradiction in terms to see my little depression-era mother walking into the hippie health food store that was probably the first place I ever figured out, found out what patchouly smells like. And I did not like it, and I still do not. But she became a label reader. And by osmosis, I guess I did too, and I still am. But my question then is do most people, and all I have for a sample size is this wonderful community, do most people not read labels? Or put in more stark contrast.

do most people look at a can of spray cheese, aerosolized cheese spread goo, on the shelf and not say to themselves, well, that must be processed all to hell, or cheese whiz, or something I once had a real problem with, and that was the Tostito's brand cheese dip that just sits there, canned, sealed up in a jar on the shelf,

and nowhere near refrigeration and say, oh, no, that's, that's just how it, that's just how they make the cheese there. I mean, no, I mean, cheese is like that. It just comes in a jar. Do you look at a bag of fritos and say, they just got picked off the frito tree? Cheetos?

Funions, for God's sakes! Is a can of tomato soup ultra-processed? It's definitely processed. I mean, I don't know. if you're out there this evening, Roger, but Roger will be the first to tell you that he processes food, I suppose.

Because that's what canning is. That's also what drying is. It's also what smoking is. It's also what salting is. It's kind of a fundamental part of our ongoing

growth of knowledge as human beings that we figured out a way not to starve to death when the Things aren't growing. But no worries. Whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brain, worm, lampre, he's going to make the evil corporations, and they are! Disclose what's in the food, but then he's not going to ask him, oh, can you prove it's safe? No!

No, that's for vaccines. That's the shit that he babbles about things that have already been proven to be safe. Jesus, craminy. From the Camel Cardinal, Brother Deacon Asa says, Re, everything Trump eats is ultra-processed. I'm calling bullshit on that one. We know that ketchup is one of his major food groups. We also know that ketchup is, by God, a veggie table, Mommy.

Well, ketchup is a vegetable, mommy. Therefore, Checkmate, Kincaid, you lose. Yep, Ronald Wilson Reagan, old 666 himself uttered those famous words. ketchup is a vegetable and then in a couple of years he would be too uh... Jeremy complaining a complaint coming from

the juvenile delinquents don't lie about my long lost monkey relatives we used guns to fight off lions and other big cats just like how George Washington retook New Jersey using our air force at the I'll add at the Battle of Bowling Green God damn right

Cofafefei unprocessed food from Lee in New York. This is over half a century ago. A company made all natural artificial mayonnaise. Here's how. The FDA recipe has sugar. The sugar is processed. The company did not want processed ingredients.

They sweetened with honey instead of sugar because they did not match the FDA recipe. It is artificial because the ingredients are not processed. It is all natural. Yeah. I'm a big fan of Alton Brown. Years back at the beginning of the century, he hosted good eats, science approach to scientific approach to cooking. And he's back and has a YouTube channel and I catch his reels and I've watched some of his long-form stuff.

And he did a whole thing on words that appear on a carton of eggs and which ones actually mean something and which ones actually mean something and which Which ones don't. Cage-free? Bullshit. That means the doors open on the coop, and the chickens never leave the coop. Pasture raised, I think, if I'm getting it right, on the other hand, actually means something. Organic?

Yeah, all-natural? No. I really do want another garden sometime soon. Lee adds, what the food actually contains. I've had Baskin-Robbins French vanilla. It does not taste like it has any French in it. I guess it's not part of the carnivore diet. Yeah.

And French's mustard isn't even remotely French. But that goes back to the great patriotic wars of Bush War II when we banned French fries from the congressional cafeteria in favor of freedom fries, and it was no longer acceptable to eat French toast anymore. and idiots were pouring out French wine. Bound the drain. Back then they were just regular Republicans. They were loyal bushyes.

It's before a maggot was even a gleam in nitwit near O's eye. Okay, so got about 20 minutes left in the program. We need $20, $20 to meet and finish Ralph's chance. challenge. The anonymous challenge was met. And so $20 more rounds out $225 worth of challenges. Anybody, Bueller? I mentioned Lady G's sister Darlene, who's forgotten her 20-year-old last name and her primary last night. She just got a little. more than 32% of the vote last night, and now she's got a runoff in two weeks against representing Ralph Norman.

And by the way, Ralph says, come on, people. Thank you, Ralphs. We haven't gotten to the point of Ralph's threatening to sick Kayla and Teigen on you. You don't want that. Nobody needs to have to go out and buy new blinds. So as far as Darlene is concerned,

Darlene Nordone, know, she's got some opposition lined up against her. Official South Carolina mean girl, Nimrodh Rondawa Haley, aka Nikki, said she is staunchly behind Ralph Norman, prepared to do whatever it takes to help Norman win. Nimrodda said, South Carolina deserves a proven conservative fighter whose character has been tested

and whose word means something. I don't know if you're out there anymore, David and South Carolina stand, but I'd love to know if, I'd love to know what kind of fight this is shaping up to be. Nimrodha Haley has a stand for America pack and, uh, pump ten grand,

it's a mere widows might, into Ralph Norman's campaign. And I haven't seen yet who the other South Carolina official mean girl, Nancy Hatchet-Faceace, is backing. Jude says my sense is, in our current times, it's more of those trying to feed their family and themselves while being limited at times due to the enormous trials presented. I hear you, Robin, but also in viewing this void, it becomes mine. our responsibility of one is able to bring in healthy options to a local food bank. Yeah. And for all this talk of natural foods and non-processed foods,

I mean, we talk about food porn here. I love scratch cooking. A biscuit made from scratch is ever so much better than a biscuit out of a can or a freezer bag. A biscuit made from scratch with flour and baking powder. and soda and salt and lard or butter cut in to the dry flour and then a little bit of buttermilk added is better than biscuits made from a biscuit mix but i'm not going to sit here and lie we do not live in a time that rewards people for taking that kind of making that kind of an effort and i know jude knows what i mean that pan of biscuits

If you've done it a long time, you can do all of that in about 10 to 15 minutes and get them cut and get them into the oven and get them out of the oven and another 20. That's 35 minutes. Now, what time is mama going to be getting up to get those biscuits made or daddy and get the kids off to school and get dressed and go to work and come home? and we're just talking about biscuits at that point. We're not talking about frying the bacon, whether it be in an oven or a skillet or a microwave. We're not talking about getting done with the bacon in the skillet and cracking eggs into the sizzling popping bacon grease

for either over-easy or over-hard or sunny-side-up. These natural make America healthy again, talk a good game, but they, if they were not, if they did not have the massive wealth privilege that enfolds them, they'd go to pieces. I'm sure Bobby feels like he's a real self-starter when he gets up in the morning and fries a rib-eye. Just barely passed raw, don't tell Daddy. But he's wealthy, and his kids are. are grown. They're utterly, the maggots are utterly divorced from ordinary day-to-day lives. And the nerve of them to castigate or even lightly criticize anyone for using processed foods

when making foods that aren't processed and hell making biscuits is processing food. Baking powder is an artificial chemical leavener. Same for soda, same for soda, same for salt. But the nerve. And the thing is, he's sneering down his nose at Nitwit Niro's most dedicated voter base. The maggots who think they live in the real America, but who would also go to pieces if they had to prepare and feed a, prepare food and feed a family like their grandparents, or great-grandparents did. I don't think we spend nearly enough time thinking about what went into that. Simple people simply look over their shoulders back at a time that for them is bathed in a sort of golden sepia light

with a sturdy farm wife with an apron about her dress, busting her ass and sweating in a hot kitchen and well at least she's not doing what whiskey pete did and rubbing snot into her hair as she just pushes a stray strand of hair up out of her eyes as she goes about the business of making breakfast or lunch or dinner and in the meantime keeps the entire household running this whole trad wife phenomenon

is bullshit because it's extremely difficult to accomplish, to perform. Thank you, Dwayne. Thank you so much. We finished off Routts' challenge and then some. So let's take a quick peek here and see where the number goes. So we're actually down to $1,600. Thank you so much.

Dwayne, and thank you so much. Unbillable Rick. We're staying below that dreaded $2,000 number. Thank you so, so much. Challenge is met. And I apologize for going off on the whole food thing, but it pisses me off. People who don't know what it means to work a day in their lives, talking about how working people need to live and what working people need to eat.

I'm all for the natural food movement, but it is simply inaccessible for the vast majority of people who are working one, two, three jobs just to barely pay the bills with nothing left for fun or enjoyment, ordinary Americans for whom there's more month than money. Ralph says, thanks, everyone. And the funny thing is, I don't understand,

I don't understand how people fall for these dodges. Is it because we really are just divorced from our lives, that everything about our existence is bifurcated, and that the daily struggles somehow don't interact with the causes of those struggles? It's prayer meeting Wednesday, So, you know, those goddamn preachers out there hollering about how women don't need to vote. You know, Whiskey Pete Kegbreth's own personal preacher says that women getting the vote was a terrible mistake. Hell, Anne Brax-Coulter has said the same thing.

And we look at politics as a soap opera or the same way we look at the sports scores and go, y'p, y'p, y'p, y'p, y'p. And the maggots find themselves looking up and going, I can't afford shoes. We've got a classic case in point here in West Virginia. As long as I can remember, we've had a program at the beginning of the school year. They're commonly referred to as clothing vouchers. About 200 bucks per child.

Growing kids. And people without means could access that clothing voucher program and go shopping. A lot of them go to Gables and buy seconds. and, you know, things that couldn't pass the Inspector 12 test, you know, where you have to pick through the clothing and find the hole or the burn or the patch or whatever. $200, socks, underwear, jeans, T-shirts, shoes, so kids can go to school with clean new clothes on their backs. well at least in name we still have here a clothing voucher program the only problem was that the maggots

used it for other things we had a freedom 250 festival in which fatty patty the pill rolling uh trenton troll the governor of this state blew two million dollars on a fourth of july festival featuring a three hundred and sixty thousand dollar god damn ferris wheel but the clothing voucher program is broke. And so the kids, and we're not talking to, you know, when the maggots talk about poor people, they talk, well, they're just laying around the house. No hell no, they aren't. They're staffing your McDonald's.

They're working at your Walmart. They're checking you out at sheets and Go-Mart. They're delivering your pizzas from dominoes and pizza hub. and ugh, Gino's. They're scraping dimes off the table at Bob Evans on a Sunday when the Baptists come in and leave a dime under the coffee cup and a goddamn Bible verse. And because we don't give a shit about working people in this country, at least the maggots don't. Well, we figure that at least they got to ride, the kids got to ride the Ferris wheel, even if they go to school with the seats worn out and their seats worn out. blue jeans from last year that they out grew six months ago and flip-flops to wear in the winter

when the snow is on the ground i hate them i do i despise them but what do you then say about the people who empower them the very people who use that program looking up and going wait why why why can't why why why can't i buy the why why can't i get my clothing voucher so billy billy Joe's got clothes that fit. Well, you either voted for Trump or you didn't vote at all, and that's why. And maybe, and meanwhile, you know, knit with near the... Oh, there's no such thing as affordability. Bullshit, there's not.

I save my Kroger points for all I'm worth. I do my grocery shopping at Kroger's because I get points in 4X. 4X points on Fridays, y'all, if you got a Kroger's. so I can use it to buy gas at Kroger's and get some cents off per gallon. Got to burn some fuel tomorrow because I've got to go to a doctor's appointment over in the settlement, so that's going to be a couple of gallons of, maybe probably about five gallons of gas. And I'm not making that about me.

That's all of us. Every last one who works for a living, who gets up and faces the day, who holds one, two, three jobs. In the words of George W. Bush back in the day, and it was in Minnesota, I think this happened. A woman told him she worked three jobs just to try to make rent and keep the bills paid. That's uniquely American, ain't it?

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