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Episode Date: October 13, 2026

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all of Friday and all of Tuesday and part of last Monday. So if we could get that down, I'm, well, the lupine pest is not only on the porch, but he's got his lock pick out, lock picking kit, his burglar's tools,

as it were out, and is kind of working at the dead bolt. But, yeah, things are dire. Ralphs notes that someone called the Ukraine called Ukraine bombing Russia's bot farms Operation Quiet Piggy And that Ralph says is worthy Of a $25 challenge to get us started this evening

Thank you Ralphs, thank you so much That's that's delightful There was also a social media post made by Leon Scum, Space Nazi, in which he said, All right, now Zelensky's gone too far, apparently because that took all. I wonder how many of, I wonder how many so-called accounts went down with, Ukraine bombed that data center bot farm. It kind of tells us a little bit about why so many, why these billionaires want to build so many data centers, doesn't it?

Yeah. And so, well, along with that, nitwit Nero earlier this over the weekend, declared, and I mean it. Okay, Russia and Ukraine have just declared a technology truce, an energy truce. Nobody's going to bomb anybody's refineries or anything like that or pipelines. They're not going to do it.

Yeah, of course, Mother Russia immediately responded by launching a wave of attacks against Ukraine. Crane's energy infrastructure with, you know, of course, the orange geniuses, uh, Muscovite daddy, uh, letting him know exactly what he thought. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. And well, frankly, I'm still, piracy on the high seas continues. Uh, over in the, uh, uh, Persian Gulf area.

The United States Piracy Department that used to be known as the Navy opened fire on a Panamanian-flagged commercial vessel with no military value whatsoever. So, yeah, yarr! It kind of makes you wonder if nitwit Nero's galumphing around and about the White House, making like the peg leg wearing a patch over one eye hell at this point well I'd say he's got a parrot on his shoulder but we know that he's notoriously terrified

of even tame animals yeah uh leon New York says bot farm I ain't never seen bots in the produce section in my grocery store well daggum it just that's that's that's that's because you're shopping in the wrong grocery store

lee i mean that bots are us and it usually has uh well it's got a blue checkmark next to it right so all of those things obtain as we begin a new broadcast week and uh ever so much more about that uh about that password gentleman. Anybody, I'm sure a lot of people remember the movie, Officer and a gentleman. Yeah. You remember Louis Gossett Jr.'s ferocious drill instructor as he hammered away on Richard Gere in the pilot's school. Yeah. At one point

telling him, asking him, where are you from? And Richard Gear says, Oklahoma, sir! To which Lewis Gossett's character replies,

well, I'm from Texas, and I ain't never seen nothing come out of Oklahoma except steers and queers. Mm-hmm. There is a massive amount of panic

going on in the maggot in the maggot universe right now from sea to shining sea basically they're worried in Alaska, they're worried in Maine they're worried in Texas they're worried in Michigan, they're worried

in Kansas but steers and queers well some genius on social media who was trying to be supportive of that that unchristian philanderer and Christian divorcee, Ken Paxton,

posted a side-by-side picture of Paxton and James Talleyco. More on Tala Rico in a minute. But that photograph was captioned under Paxton, Steer, and under Tala Rico, queer. I nobody's quite explained to the maggots yet that um it's not a slur to call someone queer anymore unless you're a really disgusting vulgar filthy

ignorant asshole maggot you know I know a little bit about that I'm way way way back as I've said before in elementary school before I ever knew what the terms meant the kids there

called me queer and believe you me they didn't mean it nicely because the reclaiming of that word had not yet happened and so

but that context alone made it abundantly clear that they did not mean it as a compliment. But anyway, Paxton, Steer, Tala Rico, queer. And I guess nobody's gotten around, and this is kind of ironic considering how it's Texas, and they're all manly in Texas, and by golly, I mean, we're men or men or men. and women are women and the sheep are scared of the men. Nobody's expected, nope, nope, but a steer is a bull that's had its balls cut off. And so in that case, the steer part of it may very, of that meme may very well be true.

Mrs. Paxton may very well have in fact emasculated her husband during the course of her Christian divorce. Of course, as far as James Tallerico is concerned, I don't think he's queer at all. I think he's made abundantly clear that he's not queer, because he has certainly made clear that he's not willing to stand with queer people, some of whom are trans. But, oh, well, I still want him to win, and gosh, I don't know why I'd bother to say the rest of this. If we had people who were effective communicators who could work the halls of Congress, we could maybe educate some of these self-es, pants-shitting Democrats

who are too afraid to just say well this is a load of bullshit next because that's kind of how you deal with that sort of thing but the other part relative to James Talleyko

is that an absolutely breathless maggot thought he really had the scoop over the weekend. Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure.

The maggot in question is a guy named, allegedly, Nick Sore Tor, S-O-R, T-O-R, Nick So-T-O-R, Nick So-T-O-T-O-R. You know, a little bit of antibiotic ointment will help you if your tour is sore. But Nick Sore Tor, all caps said, breaking exclusive! Because he said he had talked to a nameless, faceless person who told him where James Tala Rico really was.

While he took nine days off because he had the fucking flu and didn't want to make other people sick. Nick Sore Tor. Maybe get a cushion for your tour. It takes some of the soreness out. Nick Sore Tor said, The flu thing was a big fat lie. And then went on to say that a hospital employee at a mental health facility in Ohio,

let's see. Ohio and takes ass have in common. Huh. Well, in Ohio, a woman from Texas is alleging that Sherrod Brown lopped her boobies off. Yeah. But the mental facility was also alleged to be in Ohio. and curiously, a Texas resident is running for governor of the Buckeye state. Hmm.

Nick Sore tour. You know, if you got out and exercised your tour more often, it might not be so sore, Nick. Posted 16 seconds of a phone call that has no verification whatsoever. and when they got wind of it, a spokesman for James Talleyco, instead of saying, well, I said, This is a lie designed to promote a pathetic conspiracy theory. Last week, James Tallerico was home in Austin, Texas, recovering from the flu. So Nick Sortor responded to that.

You know, a sit-bath can help sometimes when you're, your tour is sore, said, reporters were staked outside. You're full of shit. And so despite the denial, the maggots, of course, being liars themselves, ran with the story. With one pathetic maggot who hosts a radio show on WCBM in Baltimore, Maryland. that's We Care Bell Movement Radio

Whoa Kimberly said Manally Tauro Rico is unable to handle the pressures of running for office If the run is too tough There's no way he would make it as a senator Hopefully he drops out and gets the help he needs

Another maggot named Matt Van Swole Sure That's your name He claims to be a nuclear, former nuclear scientist at the Department of Energy. Double, I'm sure. He's completely disqualifying to lie like that. He should drop out immediately.

And Nick Sore Tor, you know, Nick, if your tour is sore, you might think about sleeping on your side. He said, checking yourself into a mental facility for two weeks wasn't disqualifying enough. about it sure as hell is trying to drop out tallorico but then of all people to have jump in and actually get something right uh todd starms as the clip began getting viral said for all of you aspiring citizen journalists out there knowingly obtaining or disclosing protected health information under false pretenses is a criminal offense penalties for a violation committed under false pretenses, include a fine of up to $100,000 in imprisonment for up to five years.

It doesn't matter if you're a Republican or a Democrat. Well, go right. Don't slow down, Todd. Go ahead and explain to him the law of libel and slander while you're at it. Tell them about the actual malice standard. GROC. didn't get a, didn't, didn't jump in on it. Even Laura Looney, said, if this is true, and I'm not seeing a denial from Tala Rico, two things are going to happen.

One, James Tala Rico is going to have to drop out of Texas Senate race in Ken Paxson. It's going to win if he uses this in every ad. And two, James Tala RICO is going to become a, I'm sorry, show more. It's going to become a multimillionaire when he sues the middle hospital for a HIPAA violation, and likely wins his lawsuit. He's unfit to be a U.S. Senator. Well, what does that say about Tom Kane up in New Jersey, honey, who admitted that he took, what, two months or more on the taxpayer dime

to go to the Grippy Sock Hotel and spend some quality time with his deep and abiding depression? Maybe not shaming mental illness would be a nice place to start. And frankly, mental illness has never been a bar to membership in the Senate of the United States in the first place. I mean, Jesus, H. Christ, Auntie Cat made me aware of this earlier today. 93-year-old Chuckles Grassley of Iwoegia has, and I'm not kidding, filed for re-election in in 2028 and if he if he should win and God alone knows why the people of Iowaweja would send him back he will at this point he's just going for a record that's all that he would be uh let's see 93 this year, 94, 95.

Yeah, he'd be 101 at the end of his next term. And, you know, look, do we really, I mean, don't Moscow, Mitch McConnell, and let's be bipartisan here, Diane Feinstein make it abundantly clear that we don't need any nonagenarian, any more nonagenarian, senators. I mean, Moscow Mitch is bailing out as of the end of his term this year. But by the way, the mental health center in question made abundantly clear that no, no, James Talleyco was never at their facility at all at any time. and why a haia?

I mean, it seems Taylor made to come out of maybe the chop shop being operated by We Wake Ramalama Ding Dong or one of the sleazy dark money packs that's working for him. Yeah.

Yes, and note coming from Cynthia. No one will bomb back to the The energy Truth No one will bomb because Trump's own personal superintelligence told him so and what's even more sickening

I heard a local reporter ask a meta-rep about their super intelligence using Trump's framing for it, vomit. Oh, and Cynthia adds, Oh, and happy Monday from your mentally disordered and deranged trans listener who the pigs want to lock up

for it. Rip them all a new one. I try, sis, I try. And of course, let's see, what's the OpenAI? That's actually a corporate name, a brand name. You got to wonder how Sam Altman has got, well, I mean, what's he going to do to placate nitwit Nero? Are they going to go through a name change? Will it be dead naming to call Open AI, OpenAI instead of OpenSI? OpenS.I. Open says I. Oh, that was open sesame. Open sesame. It's just going to keep getting

weirder all the way to November the 3rd and then it's not going to stop getting any weirder then. Yeah. But, hmm, do keep Hey, little maggots, do keep repeating

a story that was generated with the actual malice. Yeah. And speaking of actual malice, you may recall a few weeks ago, I think it was a Thursday evening. I had my dear friend, my sister, Terry Osborne, on the program, to talk about her campaign in Alabama's 96th House District down in Baldwin County, Alabama. Well, I thought I'd like to share with i thought i mean it's uh for some of us content warning trigger warning um i thought you might like to see or hear what it's like when you find the courage to stand up and run for office and to do so fearlessly in a state that is over

flowing with maggot, filth, and hatred. The chair of the Alabama Republican Party is a man named, let's see. And again, this is the whole, this is the chairman of the entire Republican Party of Alabama. His name is Herr Scott Hagen, S-T-A-D-T-H-A-G-E-N and he gave a speech alongside

Michelle Dugger that woman who shares the same name with the family in Arkansas two sons of which have turned out to be child sexual predators and declared and this is a quote we've got two men

who have mental disallowed us who like to drink dress like women who think they are females on the ballot this general election. One's in Madison County, one's in Baldwin County. That is a mental disorder, ladies and gentlemen. And went on and said other disgusting things. And, of course, Carrie's maggot opponent had her own trashy things to say. Of course, she's trashy in her own right.

She's a member of a brownskirts group. She's a book banner. Yeah, yeah. And I found out about it last week and talked to Terry some about it. And, well, in our conversation, I said, well, you know, we knew this was going to come. We knew this is who they are. They can't run on gas prices. They can't run on grocery prices.

They can't run on rent. They can't run on opposition to data centers or flock cameras. They can't run on access to medical care. Yeah. And the funny thing is, though, Michelle Dugger, she of the same last name as that family with the child sex predators in it. got to be a family relation in there somewhere just say it

went through her screed misgendering Miss Terry all the way but at no point in time did she say anything about what she was going to do to make things better for people in Alabama because she's got nothing but

on the other hand she did have a chance to speak to Terry. There was a League of Women's Vote, League of Women Voters meet the candidates for them. It was sort of like a speed dating format. The candidate came to the table, sat at a table, and voters came to them, asked them questions, what have you. It went very well. but at no point at no point in time did michel dugger to say anything to or about terry because well she wasn't there

she's a coward she was afraid not to face terry but to face the voters all of this shit was said at a maga clavern rally you know a soft friendly audience where you can

where you can fling your libel and slander about, without, theoretically without fear. Curiously, that was first picked up by an outlet called 1819 News, who, if you've got a really deep memory of this program, you might recall, was the Taudry blog

that hounded the mayor of a small town in Alabama into blowing his own brains out by calling him a trans, a queer, a sissy. And it's also the same 1819 news that was in the last year, had a judgment for some $7 million handed down against it for sliming the brother

of the sheriff of Jefferson County, Alabama, is where Birmingham is, and saying that he was running illegal gambling operations. It was materially false, and the court found it to be materially false, and then they had a trial on nothing but damages, because allegations of criminal conduct like that are what's called libel per se. It means you don't have to prove damages, you just have to prove the libel, and then you sit the jury down and you explain the facts of how bad it was to them

and then you send the jury off to their little jury room and you give them a verdict form and a pen and you say well we've already established liability you have to figure out how much money to give now and the jury foreman sits down and the jury sits and talks a little bit and the jury the jury foreman writes a number and like a comma and then starts writing zeros until his hand cramps.

Well, that's what happened to 1819 news over that story. You got to wonder. You just got to wonder. But, well, trying to do better by one's neighbors and make life better for one's neighbors, well, that's not a game for the faint of heart, especially if one is trans but

you know honestly in the where James Talarico is concerned modern sex reassignment surgery

takes about a week surgeries one day and then it kind of lay around for another week letting things get settled and making sure that everything's okay

and you're in the hospital i'm surprised that in making up this libel against james tallarico i'm surprised nick soar tour um you know sometimes you know you might you can get those those those memory foam donut cushions yeah and they can really help you out when your tour is sore uh i'm surprised to Sortor didn't declare that James Talarico took nine days away to have sex change surgery. They've been calling him trans and queer all along. I mean, if you're in for a penny, in for a pound, go for the gusto. Right? Yeah.

But it's Moran Monday, without a doubt, and the morons have had a very, very busy weekend. And maybe part of the reason that all of this stuff is coming out, these wild-ass allegations, is because things are looking so bad for Jim Paxton. This is just funny. Because the Paxton campaign had just lost its shit for Assaldwick. Where is he? Where's James Tala Rico?

We can't find him nowhere. Uh-huh. Tala Rico immediately turned better. He's got the better people. He said, I challenged Ken Paxton to a debate 85 days ago. Not nine. I challenged Ken Paxton to a debate 85 days ago,

but no one's heard from him. People are getting worried. I've received credible reports he's suffering from a rare condition that causes clinical levels of cowardice. I'm asking for proof of ability to debate, Ken. I mean, in San Antonio last Wednesday, Ken Paxton was hollering, Where's James Taurico? And got the maggot crowd to chant along with him because, well, you know, they're followers. They do as they're told.

Mero went over to Tripe Social and said, Missing in action, he should immediately report to a debate stage. Which put the X-Nay on the debate day. Amit Day? Addy Day? I can't debate that, man. He'll go over me like a lawnmower going over crabgrass. I mean, Tolariko was even on a remote appearance, you know,

online. He said, I wanted to be here, but I got the flu and I don't get other people sick. And so in another social media post, Ken Paxton said, oh, well, we tried to set up a debate, but we can't seem to make the times work out to which Tolariko responded. Here's the details. Any time, anywhere, any place. Ken Paxton's just a toxic chicken shit. And the very idea that his campaign was able to rock James Talarico back on his heels over Boys and Girl Sports, and that he didn't have more starch in him to push back on that, it's a little depressing.

How am I kidding? It's a lot depressing. Re-open AI's name reassignment surgery. The Camel Cardinal writing says, Interesting little tidbit about your favorite entrepreneur, Sam Altman. Sam Altman met his husband, Oliver Mulherin, at 3 a.m. at one of Peter Thiel's Infant's Drug-Fueled hot tub parties back in 2015. They were both in other relationships at the time. Oh, that bird looked so, that bird would, a doggone at food porn coming from Brother Deakin.

That turkey would look so good if it didn't have a little. all that dressing crammed into it. I love you, Brother Deacon, but, well, but I am getting, I'm feeling the mood begin. One of the things I was thinking about cooking earlier this week was to make a big pan of dressing just because, well, just because my youngest loves it. But that looks right pretty.

brother deacon it does and make sure the legs don't get completely ossified before but you know what you're doing why am I saying anything 1819 news

says leon but that's a I didn't know that about no Sam Altman so they met because they started canoodling and in so doing

or cheating on their partners. Nice, nice, yeah. Peter Thiel's infamous drug-fueled hot tub parties. I'm so glad I'm so glad I live such a vanilla life. 1819 News, Lee, and New York says they're called that because they haven't updated their views since 1819. You could make that argument. Technically it's 1819 because that's the year that Alabama was admitted to the union. I know you know that. Lee says OpenAI will not have to change their name. When Nitwit Nacho Niro talks to Sam Altman and brings up the company name,

all Altman has to do is turn his head and say, squirrel! And POTUS will have his train of thought derailed. Again, bold of you to call what happens inside, in between Nitwit Niro's ears, the thought, Lee. And from Mike in Cascadia. One of the podcasts I Ken Paxton's origin Oh dear

I have some horrifying visions in my head Never mind Hey Rochs Hey Mike One of the podcasts I listen to is The Court of History With Sydney Blumenthal And historian Sean Willens

The other day they spoke to an editorial Blumenthal wrote in The Guardian The editorial traces the origin of Ken Paxton's political career and takes ass. From the editorial, the origin story begins at New Orleans

legendary Cafe Dumond in 1967. That's an immediate Jimmy Buffett reference, Mike. The coffee is strong at the Cafe Dumont. The donuts are too hot to touch, but just like a fool,

one of those sweet goodies cool, I eat till I eat way too much, because I'm living on things that excite me, be it pastry or lobsters or love, just trying to get by and being quiet and shy in a world full of pushing and shoving.

Anyway, the origin story begins at New Orleans' legendary Café Dumond in 1967 where Paul Presler and Paige Patterson formed a pact to take over the Southern Baptist Convention to transform it into a political machine for a conservative resurgence and to purge moderates both had been duly anointed for their holy task. Presler was a preacher and a pedophile. Yep. He raped boys.

Pressler is also linked up to the present day with connections to Ted Cruz and little Mikey Johnson, as Ian Masters calls him. Indeed, at one time, there was going to be a Paul Presler Law School in Louisiana and none other than little Mikey Johnson was going to be the dean of that school

named after a man that fucked boys. You've spoken about these threads since I've listened to you in 2014. Blumenthal's piece nicely links much of it together in a concise way. And they're the ones going after Talariko. Every Republican accusation is projection. Cheers, says Mike, cheers right back. Yeah. But of course, I-O-K-I-Y-A-M, I-O-K-I-Y-A-R, up to and including, you know, raping little boys. Because, among other things, going back to the story coming out of Alabama, Well, at the same time that Herr Stott Hagen was bleating and grunting and braying about Terry Osborne,

he was as quiet, as silent as a graven image about a story that had broken only a week before, in which one of his brothers in MAGA had been popped for a charge of first-degree human trafficking to wit a minor. Yeah, Eric Easterbrook, or Brett Easterbrook. I can't keep the maggots. That's straight. But no, and that's just one of, a pluribusunum.

No, that's one, no, that's out of many ones. That's just one out of many cases in Alabama, where good God fear and upstanding Bible believe in Christ-centered evil, evangelical gondimentalist, ammo, sexual Christian maggots, can't seem to keep their, well, when it comes to kids can't seem to keep their business behind their zippers. And of course, Herr Stotthagen has never uttered a peep about any of the survivors of the Epstein files, nor called for complete disclosure, because, of course, he knows his orange Jesus is in the Epstein files,

mentioned more often than Jesus H. Christ is in the Gospels. So there's that. Yeah, but yeah. Sydney Blumenthal is correct, as is Sean Willens, and Paul Pressler. I mean, a long history of pedophilia, and a long list of little boys

whose childhoods he stole in the name of Jesus Christ Mm-hmm Morin's Moran said before a glut on the market

Okay What movie does that paraphrased line come from Yeah We are approaching the end of the first hour of the program and this is the oh Jesus pretty please part of keeping the program on the air

we are $1,140 in the hole we have a $25 challenge on the table courtesy of Ralphs that would get us down to 990 and again none of that deficit includes

Wednesday or Thursday when I was away from the mic but we're at one of those dire moments so everything matters yeah there is so much for today and I kind of want to keep it

I want to keep some semblance of order to all of this that could wait until Wednesday although I don't know I suppose you know we can't go far without mentioning this Oh, from Tristan. Ken always kill deers out, says Tristan.

Ken always kill deers out. A kill deer is a bird that fakes a broken wing and runs off, crying out, instead of standing his ground. It also happens to be one letter away from the Greek word for evil, cacos. Other contenders are Cacapo, a flightless New Zealand parrot that freezes and hopes not to be seen when threatened. Kiwi, flightless and shy, it hides in burrows. by day, but don't use that one. I like Kiwis. Kiwis, yeah, Kiwis are cute.

There's long beaks, and they used to, I don't know, maybe they still are the, the logo image for a shoe polish company. Yeah, do I remember that? Yeah, because I had a kiwi on the can and a long beak, and, yeah, Kako can. and of course Caco is at least homonymously close to Caca

which Ken Paxton also is but today early this morning a bunch of goons from at hem Homeland Securitai

in the estimagations, raided the D.C. home of Ilhan Omar. They had, they claimed, I don't know if anyone has seen the document yet, a search warrant duly authorized by some judge and obtained by Todd Blanchie's Department of Justice, most likely by, you know, Trash Patel's,

beastial FBI. Great gag on Saturday Night Live this weekend. On the screen they put up an image of Trash Patel and his girlfriend. And I want to make sure I get this right because it was a great one-liner. Cash Patel is in FBI director. Cash Patel is engaged. and there was a two count in a staring contest with the end of his nose. And that was all there was to it and they moved on to the next gag.

But yes, federal fascist thugs attacked the home of Ilhan Omar this morning. It was not entirely clear what for, but the thinking among people had something to the long-standing, uh nitwit nero grievance claim that ilhan omar as a child somehow managed to uh enter the u.s illegally now ilhan omar never filled out immigration paperwork that was done by her father It was done by her father more than 10 years ago, and that is an important number, because that means that the statute of limitations on any criminal prosecution had already run. And another thing that sort of, well, it did, it told the statute, the fact that Ilhan Omar's father is dead. so there was no

there was nothing criminal to investigate however Jimmy, I didn't call him Jimmy Dick that was probably a Freudian slip Jimmy Don Bowman the vice president

America's first vice president over a hundred years to have a beard and her name is Usha back in May said we're going to investigate Ilhan Omar for immigration fraud. She couldn't commit immigration fraud at her age at the time, at all, legally.

And so earlier today, the DOJ released a raft of lies, I mean, a statement, saying, this enforcement action is part of an ongoing federal criminal investigation. and no it isn't that's a lie you can't criminally investigate the dead dummies but that never that never slows a fascist down anyway so here we are and this is nothing but ugly fascist intimidation tactics

against a woman who refuses to shut up and be quiet like the maggots think women should, unless you're Laura Looney. Or perhaps Magda Goebbels, I mean, Katie Miller, what the JD Egg said back in May was, certainly seems like something fishy is there, but everybody's entitled to equal justice under laws. So we're going to investigate it. We're going to take a look at it. If we think there's a crime, we're going to prosecute that crime. By whom?

Jimmy Donne, Judy Vance, whatever your name is on your birth certificate, by whom? It cannot be Ilhan Omar. But for her part, Ilhan Omar said, no, she said it is exactly what we know it to be, an attempt to silence and intimidate. And going back to the whole business. with James Tala Rico for a moment. Ilhan Omar's father, Leah in New York says,

These maggots want him dug up to be put before a firing squad on live stream. And something occurred to me since you mentioned the upcoming execution paloosa. You can bet it'll be streamed on right-side broadcasting network. I figure

that Whiskey Pete Kegbreath will want to be there. I mean, doubtless. He might even ask to be a member of the firing squad. Yeah. But if he's there as an observer,

well, let's remember God. And look, what the man did was horrific. horrifying, repulsive, make no mistake. He opened fire on unarmed, innocent people.

He killed what, nine, injured 30 plus more, and was stopped when someone shot him and took him down. When he was shot, it rendered him paralyzed below the waist for the rest of his. life and you know what the attack had to be stopped but here's the thing so when whiskey pete kegbreath gets his bloodlust on there at fort hood i really hope he's outside watching uh because neda hassan will be seated in a wheelchair this raises the distinct possibility that a bullet might strike the metal railing of the wheelchair and ricochet and maybe take out whiskey peat keg breath and wouldn't the gods on olympus go well what did you expect to that so uh by all me but then again uh i'm sure

the i'm sure the brain trust there in the pentagon which has a which has a new a new logo and damned if it isn't a uh rexadler A German, the Nazi eagle. Yeah. The brain trust would have whiskey peat all trust up in all kinds of body armor because they probably realized that there could be a ricochet. But I have reached a conclusion where all of that is concerned. And that is that anyone who watches it voluntarily is as much of a monster

as Whiskey Pete Kegbreath is, and arguably, anyone who wants to watch someone die is every bit the monster that the shooter himself was. But there is a little bit more information, like I said, as to how the Tala Rico libel and slander began, because now the, well, the information is all coming out. A former campaign staffer for nitwit Nero is behind it. His name is, and I'm not kidding, Reine Amacher.

He says he's the one who called the hospital. And then he denied that outlets had refused to run his piece based on legal concerns. current revolt a Texas outlet reported that yesterday Reine Amacher said no-uh

God they're so stupid because then current revolt after he said no uh current revolt played the audio of him saying so in a

ex space live audio chat wherever it is in Ohio is the Lindner Center L-I-N-D-N-E-R

the Lindner Center of Hope Yes It's in Mason, Ohio and Amacher said he posed as cousin Tim and gave a made-up

patient code of 22444 The staffer speaking to Reine Amacher, who worked on the Trump campaign in 2024 and therefore is a professional liar, the staffer said, I do not find anyone with that name for the last four days that's been discharged, and they're not here in the building, and then said, oh, looks like he was just discharged this evening. That was about 10 seconds later. Of course, we do not know that this is even someone at that facility. curiously, James Talleyco actually met real-life human beings at the Austin City Limits Festival on the 9th of October,

and was at a concert in Dallas the next night. Ha! Shades of, were you at an Atlanta Hawks game? And then by Sunday evening it had completely blown up in the maggots faces, with Lindner's Center of Hope saying, Representative James Tolariko has never received treatment from Linder Center of Hope. And Talariko, for his part, said, I've never even been to Ohio. Reminiscative Jack Smith saying, I may have passed through the Atlanta airport on the way to Florida, but no, never done it.

Never hung out in Atlanta. And, oh, this is so good. Reine Amacher said, I never said this. And Tony Ortiz from Current Revolt said, actually you did, you absolute lying hack. And then busted his ass with the recording. And then the host of the ex-space where he was yaking, Tom Slocum Jr., well, he said,

said to Amacher, did that not give you pause or any cause for concern when all these outlets are telling you that we have to run this through our legal, but the influencers are not telling you that? And Reine Amacher said, well, I mean, that's normal. The influences are not held to the same journalistic standards as people like yourself in the news industry. We're not held to that same standard. But even the Blaze TV, Chuds, said, no. He tried to peddle it to the Daily Mail. He tried to peddle it to the Blaze because it couldn't get past legal, which tells you that, hmm, somebody's going to get sued if they publish this. And, well, here's hoping it's you. Reine Amacher. Yeah. And we have, uh, we have, uh,

More physical discombobulation from nitwit Niro showing up in Tennastan, Clarksville, Tennessee. And again, the fact that he is going to maggot strongholds to blather away tells you a little bit about his waning power. And it was also one of those dementia moments. he said, When you stand up here, it's just like the love. I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap. You know, I love you so.

That's true. Yeah. This is all pointed out by Dr. G. We ran a clip from him, what, last week, Dr. John Paul Garrison. Nitwit Niro was at the F&M Bank Arena on Saturday to campaign for, among others. Marsha, Goodness, Blackburn, Marsha, Marsha, Marcia, who's running for governor and shouldn't even need his help. But that's two straight, well, that's two consecutive weekends where he's appeared in Tennastan. But Dr. Garrison also noted that his nitwit Nero's jaw is going sideways.

Something that once upon a time, people who knew people who were into, shall we say, stimulants, referred to as chewing the air gum. Where you just, your jaw just, yeah. And said, sometimes we see that when people are either on stimulant medication or taking stimulants of some kind, their jaws shift sideways when they get antibodies. and it happened with Nitwit Niro when he was blathering about Lake America. And Garrison pointed out that this past Saturday he looked more emotionally disregulated and almost manic

and trying to control his own physical flailings. It could happen any day. Just make sure that that bottle of champagne is resting on its side. side and it'll be good yeah let's run over to the let's run over to the Discord line check in with Tristan

hey Tristan Hey Tristan How's it going I'm good How are you I'm fine I'm about to make this Costco size box of Bratworth

That I got last week yummy They are fantastic And I got some spicy brown to go with it So, you know, life is okay. I'm taking the day off because it's Columbus Day, and since I run my own business, I excited. Could we please call it in the Indigenous People's Day? Because, you know, celebrating an Italian rapist and kidnapper just gets under my skin.

Yes, Indigenous People's Day. I sleep. I usually call it that, but I just, yeah, sorry about that. no worries um but yeah excited to take the day off it's nice to have a three-day weekend um although a lot of crap has happened this morning so it's kind of yeah but you'll you'll have plenty of grist for the mill tomorrow oh yeah gosh and don't going back to the whole tallurico supposedly in a mental institution thing i mean You shouldn't even be able to pose for fucking, like, as a family member.

Because I don't know, I don't know how it works in Ohio, but like, how the hell can some random-ass person claiming to be a cousin call and ask about the welfare of a patient? Because usually, I mean, I have unfortunate experience with being in a mental institution. Luckily, it was only once. But, like, you have to. When you go in, they make you fill out paperwork, and you can only contact and be contacted by authorized people. So how the hell was this fuckhead able to get... You mean, even...

You mean Reine Amacher? Yes, that guy. How was he able to get that information to contact this place in the first place? Well, it was all made up. up. No, I understand that. I'm saying, obviously, this, whoever he called, thought that he was talking about somebody. Well, you're, I mean, forgive me, Tristan, but you're assuming that the person on the other end of the line was actually at that facility. Yeah. I mean, I guess, yeah. I mean, I guess he could have staged the whole call. fraud.

Uh, that person's not, because it makes it sound more believable, doesn't it? Uh-huh. There's no one here now, and there's no one that's been here. Oh, wait. He just checked out ten minutes ago, cousin Tim. Yeah. Well, I guess that makes sense. The whole thing is made up because then Linder's Center for Hope came out yesterday evening and said,

he's never been here. Yeah. Well, I know that I know that confidentiality rules can be broken So I don't know I mean I guess I guess it's possible to make To make shit up You know you and I both know that

But I just you know I was kind of Yeah well You know I guess to me right Being a truthful mostly truthful person I You know I can't conceive of any reason why

somebody would lie about that but of course I'm not a maggot it's politics okay look and and this isn't me this isn't me yelling get off my lawn or anything this stuff goes back to when I was a child

Tristan you know 10 years old and watching the Watergate hearings another 10 years later and I'm watching the Iran-Contra hearings but it was it was the Watergate

hearings that in the and it's centered on the so-called Canuck letter against Edwin Muske because Muskie is who Nixon was worried about.

Musky was polling better than Nixon in 1972 and they had to get him out of the race and so some of his scumbag supporters created what was called the Canuck Letter, and then they attacked his, uh, Muskie's wife. And that wound up with him having melting snowflakes on his face, uh, what in New Hampshire? And they said, oh, look, Edmund

Muskie's crying. He's a sissy panty waste communist liberal. Look that man crying. They were melting snowflakes. Literally, I mean, you can see the snowflakes landing on his face. But the whole Canuck Letter thing, Tristan, came from the dirty tricksters in the Nixon campaign who eventually would talk about how, like, I think it was at the University of Southern California, the young Republicans there would engage, and these are men, of course, they would engage in rat fucking. and rat fucking was the purveyance of deliberately false information designed to harm a candidate. I mean, pure slander, pure libel. Yeah. And it has never stopped, and it is the Republican parties and now the maggot parties stock in trade. Because many times they're not caught.

caught. And when they are caught, I-O-K-I-Y-A-R. Yeah. Well, I guess back to my lifetime, like, the goddamn weapons of mass destruction bullshit. There was, and even in the first Gulf War, there was that baby who was supposedly shot by Iraqi insurgents in Kuwait, right? Right. And they were throwing babies out the window. But even closer to home, back when George W. Bush's candidacy was not at all assured.

There was rat fucking that went on in South Carolina stand, courtesy of Lee Atwater. Pretty sure it was Lee Atwater. And the whole push-pull campaign of calling South Carolinian Republican voters and saying, Did you know that John McCain has a black baby? Yeah. I mean, that happened. And so this is just rat fucking on that same continuum. But the thing is, the maggots, the maggots aren't as good at it,

because the maggots are inherently stupid with a capital stee. Yeah. Just like their leader. And I think it was Carl Rove, not Atwater. Because I think Atwater, didn't he die in the early 90s? Yeah, that would have been Carl Rove. Atwater was. I think Atwater was monkey business and Gary Hart.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. But these guys are clowns. They are fucking ridiculous. You know, you can look, there's evidence all over the place today. I mean, there's no, there's no document at all. isn't even a search warrant for Elon Omar's place. They probably just did it because Todd Blanche

wanted to because Donald Trump wanted to. I don't think there's any warrant. When you get a search warrant, you're supposed to get a copy of it. Yeah. Especially if it's not like

sweat condition alpha national security Patriot Act horseshit. But, but But a lot of people are going to, I think a lot of people are going to learn a lot of things. Katie Miller was, and that would be Magda Goebbels, was absolutely beside herself with glee and ran right out to X and posted her excrement. She quote tweeted a New York Post story saying, Representative Ilhan's Omar's D.C. home rated by D.H.S. as part of probe in. to Dem's immigration paperwork. She has no immigration paperwork.

She was a child. But anyway, Katie Mill, Magda Gerbils rushed to the ex and posted an excrement saying, Promise made, promise kept. To which someone replied, she's not going to do very well in a deposition. And you have to remember, this is Katie Miller. who is such a little pissant that she went whining to the cops over a chalked slogan on her sidewalk, and then she and her heroic under Reichsvue Stephen Miller fled their multi-million dollar Northern Virginia home and took up residence at an officer's mansion on a military base, Tristan.

Oh yeah Yeah Yeah You know Once a coward Always a cow You know They're all fucking cowards

At the end of the goddamn day Yeah Um Yeah I mean you know Is Katie Miller still seeing What Elon Musk? No

That that's a That's Well Is she working for him I don't know At one point in time She did go to work for the

the Cheeto Dust-covered dodgy boys but I assume she's just making her her unwatchable, unlistenable podcast. Yeah, well I'm sure she's got to figure out how to... Sorry, go ahead.

She is, she does remain a shining example of a Reichsbutter so there's that. Yeah, and then, you know, she, wasn't she the one who defamed Anthony Fauci after he personally called her? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she did that too. She was shitting her pants about COVID, and he called and reassured her, and then she shit on him. Yeah.

In gratitude. What a bunch of pieces of shit. They're all doing this. Complete ingratitude. All of them have ingratitude for Fauci, for Jack Smith, for all of them. these people. Of course, I guess they don't have any reason to be grateful to them, but Jesus Christ, these people, you know, and the, the, the, the, the pageantry, the fucking, uh, the slander, the lies, the complete and utter distortion of reality so much so that

you talk to somebody, I mean, you can see the comments on my Facebook, talking about, you know, just completely different realities, expect. me to pander to their fantasies. Because that's all it is. We have an entire part of our country split down the middle who are completely and utterly bamboozled by a fantasy world. Yeah. But look, the business about traffic being down after Ukraine took out the bot farm. over at X

the bot the traffic is down because the bots aren't there and even on a platform like Reddit I just saw this moments ago after Russian data center is destroyed bot traffic is down and R slash Alabama traffic is down 90% interesting

Because at a place like Reddit, they have to farm karma. Oh, sure. So that they can have the, what, the rep status to post on other subreddits? Yeah, yeah. It takes a couple. It depends on how, you've got to start commenting and then, you know, that's how it goes so it'll take a while

unfortunately though I mean we're all everything's short-lived you know I bet I wonder if they're the ones who are responsible for the fucking those goddamn grocery store

refrigerator hacks in France did you hear about that? Yeah yeah and do you remember this is the internet of the future and how we were all going to live in a land of peace and freedom because all of our appliances were going to be connected to the internet

and you know there were a few of us here umbelostus is one of them we were like no i don't want my toaster to talk to the internet i don't want my refrigerator to talk to the internet i want my refrigerator to keep stuff cool that needs to be cool and stuff frozen it needs to be frozen and it doesn't have to talk to the internet to do any of that yeah absolutely i mean i don't like to think what a what a what a what a what a toaster that could talk to the internet would be doing with my toast yeah perhaps so i you know and you know i mean at the end of the day i'm all for like i'm more internet friendly than some

people might be. But, yeah, like, toaster, refrigerator, oven, they cause problems. I mean, I put my bread in a toaster, and I don't want the toaster to ask it what it's wearing, and I don't want to pull, I want my toast golden brown when it comes out, not sticky.

Yeah, me too. Absolutely. And I like mine extra, darker, a little darker. but on top of it it provides a problem for disabled people especially those of us who are blind

who are using screen readers like screen readers require a very specific you know code to be written scripts and stuff to be written into an app or a program on the computer to be fully accessible and unfortunately what tends to happen

is that one update might break everything. And so if you as a blind person have access to smart appliances, I mean, shit, your entire ability to cook or make toast or freeze and refrigerate things could be damaged

for a while. Yeah, or I mean, you could lose hundreds, I mean, in modern dollars, maybe thousands of dollars in frozen food. absolutely and you know that was probably their goal

in France and they certainly did that they had to throw everything out probably probably multi thousands of dollars definitely five figures of lost throughout multiple stores

Jesus oh it's awful and it's coming to you know all this stuff It seems like it's happening at very fortuitous timing because, you know, we also have the Houthis attacking those Saudi airports and stuff multiple times this weekend. Oh, yeah, you know, I didn't even mention that. Our flights still shut down at, what, King Kamehamea, the third international, serene, noble, graciousness airport in race. odd? I believe so, but I'm not entirely

Jesus, that place got hammered. I know. These fuckers are coming closer and closer to World War III. I mean, I think it was Senator Chris Murphy of Connecticut, who pointed out how embarrassing it is that we lost billions upon billions of dollars worth of entire military bases in the Middle East that we were entirely incompetent to defend, and nobody's embarrassed by that. Everybody should be embarrassed by that. I mean, Jesus, after Pearl Harbor, whoever was running the naval base there, I can't remember the names off the top of my head,

the FDR eventually cashiered him and and and brought in someone who you know wouldn't be more worried about his his 7 a.m. tea time than whether he was about to lose the Pacific Fleet.

Yeah. Oh yeah. You see, but the problem is is that Pete and all of his goons they don't give a fuck about military bases that aren't shooting people yeah and again like last week when the when the Lincoln got into port and it was man man woman woman woman woman man

whiskey pete keg breath oh yeah yeah he was very uh very low energy but you know it's it's and it's

and it's showing so much this Iran war you know these are the same fuckers who are contracting out missile building

to companies who are using 3D parts and all this shit well I've got a story here that you might find interesting Tristan yeah

and it comes out of my beloved West Virginia but it's got a tie to broader history so you'll have to put up with the setup because there's always a setup this is the day that white people once celebrated

an Italian rapist and kidnapper over who ushered in the era of invasion and conquest by Europeans against indigenous Americans. And when they arrived here, the Europeans were absolutely amazed because they saw a vast eastern forest and the way the story went,

a squirrel could jump in a tree at the beach and never touch ground until the Mississippi River. Those forests were primarily hardwood. nut-bearing trees, hickories, beach, chestnuts, pecans, black walnuts, acorns, oaks. And they didn't get that way by accident. Basically what happened was after the last glaciation, Appalachia was untouched. by the glaciers. I mean, you can, a geologist can show you the line where the glacier stopped.

And Appalachia receded the eastern United States from Maine to Florida and from the Atlantic seaboard to the Mississippi River. And like I said, those forests were managed because they were managed by indigenous people to select favorably trees with nutmast because down on the ground

the elk, the deer, the buffalo, there were buffalo, the turkeys, everything lived on that nutmast including the humans. There are stories of, you know, we go to the grocery store now

we see almond milk and, I don't know, banana milk and soy milk and what have you. When white folks first ran into the Cherokee, they had a beverage called Hickory Milk that was some sort of complicated process they engaged in that the white invaders said was simply delicious. They were gobsmacked by it. But that's just by example, you know, what that forest land was. A little over 100 years ago, a biological and genetic accident took place. An Asian fungus got loose in the chestnut population.

And the American chestnut is nothing. like the Asian chestnut. The American chestnut in those ancient hardwood forests, I mean, it causes grieving in me when I think about this. Those things grew to monumental circumferences, huge, tall, just amazing hardwoods. And the wood that came from them was incredibly, strong. And so

barns, homes, what have you, were often made out of hewn American chestnut wood. But beginning a little over 100 years ago, the chestnut blight set in and it killed every chestnut tree. It killed every American chestnut tree. The trees would grow,

they'd start to mature, they'd go from, you know, they'd get beyond the sapling area, stage and then they'd die and it was just a tragic loss for the American forest system well in Mason County Westford

and it's been that way but there's an American Chestnut Society and they're you know they've tried over the course of generation after generation to find chestnut trees that have defied the blight.

And here in West Virginia, in Mason County, West Virginia, there is a place called the Clements State Nursery. And going back to the 1970s, there is a stand of American chestnut trees that have grown and thrived and have not blighted. Can you imagine what a big deal that is? Oh, sure. Yeah. Well, our good maggot governor here,

and our good maggot government, decided they were going to look the other way when a data firm, a data center firm came in, And it was, by the way, it's affiliated with Anthropic. And they were going to bulldoze every one of those trees. Oh, wow. That's...

That is tragic. I would have grief, too. That's absolutely, you know. Just another example of environmental blight. Well, and it's proof positive that the maggots don't give a good. good god damn about the planet where they live they never have i mean not but you know i go back to mountaintop removal uh we have we've we've cut down massive amounts that massive acres of forests flattened uh flattened at more than 500 mountains buried 2,000 miles of streams

and uh this this uh state nursery clement's nursery at is at laken L-A-K-I-N in Mason County And It was supposed to be protected Yeah Only it ain't No I mean the chestnut trees are producing American chestnuts

And there is a data There's data center construction Going on Right by it And now all of a sudden Fatty Patty Patty The pill roll in Trent and Troll Our governor

has he's got a plan for saving the American chestnuts. And the person who posted this at Reddit said, Governor Morrissey, forgive me if a press release doesn't reassure me, this is the same administration that promised West Virginia wouldn't become a nuclear waste dumping ground, while its own April 26th submission to the DOA discussed spent fuel storage, recycling, and even disposal. and so now they're saying they're going to relocate the trees in late 2027.

You're going to relocate 50-year-old trees to what? A mountaintop removal site where they'll never be able to sink a taproot and get down to the water table because the water table isn't there anymore? Fatty Patty Patty said, Yeah, I recognized the historical and ecological importance of chestnut and chinkypen trees at the former Clement State Tree Noisery, and I'm committed to ensuring dear preservation. Following on October 5 assessment involving the American Chestnut Foundation, the West Virginia Division of Natural Resources, and the West Virginia Department of Agriculture, a plan is now in place to protect these trees and preserve dead genetic lineage.

Yeah, that sounds like a bunch of bullshit. And so sometime in the dark and still of the night, these fuckers will be, these poor trees will be bulldozed. Although, and you know he's lying because he put out a press statement. Under the preservation plan, they're making preservation, they are. It's true. The existing trees will be relocated to a more suitable environment within the property, potentially as part of an arboretum or integrated landscaping. That week is scheduled for late 2027 during the trees dormant season under professional arborist supervision.

The trees will remain accessible for future seed and sapling harvesting. Newton N-scale will cover the full cost of the present. and relocation efforts with no expense to West Virginia taxpayers. While West Virginia pursues major economic development opportunitize, it must protect the natural resources and heritage that make our estate special. What's this hour you're talking about, Patty? You're about as West Virginia as... Ah, yeah, you're not a West Virginia, dumbass.

I am committed to waken together with N-scale Notice how N-scale comes first That's the developer of the goddamn data center The Department of Agriculture and consigne citizens To ensure the consigns about the trees Are addressed And I tank everyone

For their thoughtfulness in developing solutions Fuck you Because N-scale is what matters. The data center is what matters. Jesus. Yeah. And, you know, that is unfortunately something that has started a long time. I mean, that is, and

was the goal of modern industrialization. What can we do to harvest every inch of the planet that we have? Well, this is what comes of the classic white European model. They, you know, human beings do not exist in nature. They exist on nature. And a misreading of Genesis of all things provides their rationale.

Well, God done give the whole world to white people so we can do with it we please and and we can't never destroy his creation well why don't you try and when you when you've destroyed some see if see if any lightning bolts come out to get you that's a pretty good clue that you know your great big bearded bronze age middle eastern juvenile delinquent in the sky ain't real oh sure yeah but you know and then god loves me more than everybody else yeah sure and but then uh then there uh then there There's Little Benny Dry Wife Shapiro. Oh, this was funzies.

I mean, this really is kind of fun because he showed up at a toilet paper USA event, and the maggots went nuts. So, you know, Little Benny, Drywife Shapiro, the Daily Wire, you know, alongside Matt dysphoria beard wall. and Michael kill all the transies, Noles. And at one point in time, Candio, Candice Owens, until they had a falling out, disproving my theory that Candice Owens and little Benny Drywife Shapiro were the same person, I can't always be right.

But Shapiro showed up for Toilet Paper USA's America Love It or Leave It Tour. And, you know, back before he lost the gun debate by a long shot, Chuckles Kirk would have been the centerpiece of one of these things. And, of course, if you believe people like Ashley St. Clair, before he was killed, Chuckles Kirk had learned that maybe, little Benny dry wife Shapiro wasn't his bosom buddy

so they have these open mic affairs Tresden and a young chud who was wearing a t-shirt that said Jesus is king the

absolute immunity that these little morons have to irony or just downright comedy never ceases to amaze me. Jesus is king! They never even bothered to think about the day that their brown-skinned Palestinian day laborer and semi-literate itinerant rabbi who wore a dress every day of their life was literally murdered with a crown of thorns on his head and a sign tacked to his crucifes.

speaks overhead that said I N-R-I, which many of us now translate as I'm nailed right in, but actually meant Jesus Nazarenus rex Judaicum. Jesus was Nazareth, king of the

Jews. Because he kept saying, I'm the son of man. He never said he was anybody's king. But never mind. We're talking about a poor little dumb Christian chud who probably can't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel.

And so he asked little Benny drywife Shapiro about Shapiro's Jewish faith. And oh, this is a dandy. This is so fun. He asked him a question.

Well, here, let's get the audio on this because it's pretty damned rich, okay? All right. We've got the little toilet paper USA, Chud, and we've got the squeaky McSquiekey voice, little Benny Drywife here. You'll be able to tell the difference, I think.

Oh, yes. I hope. Yes. As a Jew, I mean, just Jewish belief, we don't believe that you have to be Jewish in order to get into heaven. It's a kind of a distinction between Judaism and many other religions. All right, here's one of the funzies. The Judaism never really adopted the idea of heaven, you know, back at the time of Yeshua.

It wasn't a thing. But let's move on. In fact, when people try to convert to Judaism, we tell people not to, because it turns out it kind of sucks. As you may have noticed, it kind of puts a target on your back in a lot of different ways. Plus, there are a bunch of onerous rules that you have to follow. Yeah, no pulled pork pig barbecue. sandwiches, that's enough to get me out of it. Same here.

So we tell people that you really, like, if you, all you guys, if you're not Jewish, all you have to do is fulfill seven basic rules. They're called the Noah Hyde laws. They're expressed in the book of Genesis. They're very basic things. Don't kill anybody, please. Don't do kidnapping. Don't do theft.

Don't eat the flesh of a living animal. Don't commit sexual immorality. Don't blaspheme. These are, believe, in God. These are like the very basics. If you do those things, you're in heaven. So, I mean, why would you possibly want to buy into a system that requires 613 laws and a wide variety of restrictions.

Okay, so we've got that. Yeah, bye. As explained by Rabbi Minnie Mouse. And don't get me wrong. When I say I'm not going to sign up for a religion that tells me I can't have a barbecue pulled pork pig sandwich. I mean, I mean that sincerely. But, you know, you do you and, you.

Lord knows, Jesus, Jesus, really, Jesus knows Jewish cuisine is delicious. Yes. Please, bring me a hot pastrami sandwich about a foot tall from Kansas deli, and I'll take one of those bowls of Mazzabal soup with a Mazzabal the size of a fucking softball. Yeah, I'm all over it. But sometimes, you know, I want to borrow. But you can't eat the flesh of a living thing, so, well, there goes, there goes, there goes my raw, raw oysters.

Yep. And my sushi. But that's neither here nor there. What's more fun, and by fun, I mean, gee, you know, maggots, it's kind of like it's fun when you go to the monkey house in the zoo and they're flinging the poo, but there's glass walls so the poo can't hit you. Right. So all little Benny drywife Shapiro did was bring up the Noahide laws. Noahide. That sounds like something that's made out of Noah's skin, for God's sakes.

Please, no. We had enough of that 90 years ago, okay? Let's just pass, thanks. No lampshades. but it set off a firestorm because the real and this is the thing about the you know the picnies and whatever and the people who think that they're one of the good ones what little benny drywife shapiro doesn't understand is that the anti-Semitism isn't coming from the left you know what left the calls are coming from inside the house Benny it's the maggots

so enter Chris Menahan he comes from a a wild-eyed goose stepping site called Liberation and when he posted the clip you just heard he just he he slugged it

Ben Shapiro urges T.P. USA crowd to abide by the Noah Hyde laws 70,000 anti-Semites laughed it up like a kitty over cream, and we all know what that happens after. And

what really got them on fire, and I guess it was a surprise, who knew, was when Little Benny Drywife said, I'm a Jew, definitely this means I do not believe that Jesus is divine. Oh, no.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. And that brought out all the Jews killed Christ bullshit that they can't resist again, catnip. But there was more than just that clip. Little Benny Drywife went on to say that Jews should never marry non-Jews. He said, That tends to end with full-scale assimilation of Jews. It's very weird when I do these things, and we get into it. Obstruce discussions of Talmudic law.

And someone associated with no less than the man who looks like rancid hot dog water smells, you know, Benny, not Benny, Stevie three shirts, Bannon, Grace Chong posted her excrement on X, saying, Why is Ben Shapiro lecturing a T.P. USA crowded after no-hide laws. Christians follow Christ. we don't need Ben Shapiro telling us which Jewish religious laws we're supposed to follow. Right? Yeah, it wasn't.

He was talking about converting, like, people who convert to Judaism. And then, of course, there's always the ones who are out there to parse words. Mark Mitchell, who's the head pollster at Rasmussen reports, which is a, well, Rasmuson, shitheads. Ben teaches a likely, largely Christian TPSA audience about the Noah Hyde laws, but why did he leave out the one about adulatory? Awkward. Well, I mean, I guess, see it is how they've done everything but a full-on formal apotheosis for Chuckles Kirk. And then the Virginia buckskin.

Listen, content warning, I'm sorry. These people are anti-Semitic fucking trash. They're garbage. They're Nazis. and they talk like them. So, you know, my Jewish friends, I apologize. But somebody who calls himself Virginia Bookskin, I don't even want to think about how he came up with that name, or they came up with that name.

Did I not warn you these Jews would push Noah had laws? Them and their Muslim bio-weapons must go. huh the Jews are using Muslim bio weapons Jesus I don't know

I don't even know how to parse that because like I mean what are they doing they're killing Palestinians so they become fire weapons I don't fucking know smallpox blankets I really don't no

okay so let me see if I can parse. Oh, this is going to make my head hurt, and I'm going to have to shower with bleach after the program. God damn it, Tristan. Okay, so the Jews have radicalized Islam to hate the West, and the Muslims is now going to end up the West, and the Muslims is now going to end up. invade America. And I'm not kidding. I mean, Mike Rogers up in Michigan this weekend called Abdul El-Seid everything but a child of God. And accused him of being a terrorist. No shit. Yep.

And then let's see, a cue ball named S.G. They called Little Benny Dry Wife Ben Trader Shapiro and said that he told the Christian crowd they're not allowed to worship Jesus Christ. And then he launched into the Jews killed Christ thing. Catnip, I'm telling you, it's catnip. Yeah. And the thing is, we've had stories in the past, Tristan, about how toilet paper USA is tearing itself into itsy, bitsy, teeny, tiny little pieces. And this is one of those reasons. Oh, absolutely.

Anti-Semitism is running rampant through so-called MAGA organizations. Oh, absolutely. and I mean we can even talk about Ben Shapiro I'm not going to say he deserves it but he is part of a movement that doesn't like him

actively shits on him I mean yeah and you know it's not just PPA USA it's all over the place and this program having existed as long as it has and by the way our 21st birthday is coming up on Friday no not Friday, not Friday, a week from Friday.

Yeah, we're old enough to drink. But, well, the horn is old enough to drink, as Dave in Taliban, Deanna has pointed out. But, you know, one of the benefits of having been around this long is having seen up close and firsthand, the rise of anti-Semitism that has always been inside the Republican Party but has become full-throated now.

I mean, if Nitwit Niro, well, he can't goose step anymore, but if he did, all the maggots would be like, he marches so pretty, I'm going to walk like orange daddy walks. Oh, yeah.

Now are the same people who say, real men wear diapers or whatever. They'll go to the ends of the fucking earth to imitate, defend, promulgate. Well, again, what happened in Clarksville, Tennessee this past Saturday?

I can say the stupidest things, and you'd just clap. I love you. I mean, he said that to the maggots, and then they clapped like the monkeys they are. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's falling apart, and they're eating it all up.

And, you know, I just want to go back to what, you know, what you said earlier about, you know, this Christian asshole who didn't realize. I don't think it's that he doesn't realize. I don't think he gives a shit. I don't think, I don't think that the Christians care about anything that Jesus has to say as long as it's aimed at other people. Like, right, like if they, they only care about what Jesus says when it comes to other Christians, not. people who aren't Christians, are people who just aren't as Christian as they are. Well, look, there are parts of the Bible they like. Let's be clear.

They like the part of the Bible that they interpret as damning homosexuality. And they like the part of the Bible that they think dams trans people. And they really like the part of the Bible that tells them they think. that when Jebus gets in his holy rolls and comes down out of heaven, he's going to look at all the Christians. First he's going to look at all the Jews and say, all right, I'm back. I'm the Messiah, and now you know it.

You ain't got no excuses. I'm back. And then when the Jews don't confess that he's the Messiah, that the Christians then get to put them to the sword. And they love that part. they love that part they're looking forward to that part because they're going to be doing just what jebus done told them to do

of course it's all it's all theological nonsense not not not uh not i'm not talking generally i mean there's plenty of theological nonsense to go around but the the the pre-millennial millennial

post-millennial shit is just dumb garbage that they dream of you know look Jim Baker died last week and like every Christian before him

he died feeling absolutely certain that Jesus was a coming back any minute and yet well Jesus is more of a no show than George Jones ever was yeah no kidding I mean frankly I think the whole

goddamn Christian religion is a bunch of nonsense and has done more damage to the world than Islam would even dream of doing. And I, you know, I don't have any respect for it. I just don't. Even, even, I mean, even progressive Christians, and I know there are probably some listening, I don't disrespect. Like, I respect their right to believe what they believe, but I think it's so. still just as ineffective as, well, you know, three tits on a bowl, as far as I'm concerned. Hey, oh dear, this is a long and deep road to, but what it has to do, what I think the failure of Christianity is, Tristan, is that at the very beginning of Christianity, there was an internal war. And the combatants in that war were people like the Gnostics who believed that there was a secret wisdom to be gained by studying the words of Jesus.

And alongside they also had allies who felt like the most, the whole reason that Jesus, that Jesus, Jesus was at least semi-divine, was because of what he taught people about how to live their lives. And on the other side of that, there was the Pauline death cult. Yep. Where it didn't matter what Jesus did in his life. You know, Paul's letters are the oldest books in the New Testament, but not one of them mentioned. the virgin birth and you would think you would think that he would have mentioned a big deal like

that but he doesn't yeah the only thing that happens is what happens on the cross and afterward because that was the part that paul could claim a sort of ownership over matthew mark and luke come after paul's letters and that's where you get the virgin birth stuff Because you needed a miracle to really get things going and make it all fit. Oh, dear. Matthew is hung up on the lineage of Jesus to prove that he really was, who they say he was, that he is the descendant of the patriarchs, etc., etc. Luke is written in a style that is meant to appeal to a literal.

Hellene and Hellenistic and Roman population. And Mark is written for the martyrs. It's very spare. It's sort of stylistically clean and bare bones. And those are the three synoptic gospels along with Thomas, which should have been included, but it was a little too mysterious. It was a little too Gnostic. And, of course, the Gnostics were brutally suppressed.

I mean, you know, stabbing, heads cut it off, you know, murder. Yeah. In the name of Jesus. And that's where Christianity went wrong from jump. Does that make any sense? Oh, sure. I mean, just the ultimate suppression of the people who didn't agree with the, you know, with the thought of, you know, that they were supposed to agree.

with and this idea that martyrdom is good and all this other stuff that's one idea well that's why I refer to it as a death cult yeah no that's it's what it is and at the end of the day Islam

is just you know it's doing the same things that Christianity was doing because there are a younger They haven't gone through the reformist sort of streak that Christianity has, at least to the extent that they have. But at the end of the day, there's still a hell of a lot of Christians who are completely convinced that the rapture is going to come, and some of them want to hasten it forward.

You know, you remind me of the opening lines. one of my favorite sort of hippie-dippy novelists of the late 70s and into the 80s Tom Robbins and he wrote a novel

called another roadside attraction and it's a lot to go through but the opening line I'm trying to find it here

That's why I'm vamping It begins And then the rains came They came down from the hills And up from the sound And it rained a sickness And it rained a fear And it rained an odor

And it rained a murder And it rained dangers And pale eggs of the beast But I'm looking for something But it's It's written in an apocalyptic fashion and

rain poured for days unceasing flooding occurred the wells filled with reptiles the basements filled with fossils mossy haired lunatics roamed the dripping peninsulas moisture gleamed on the beak of the

raven ancient shamans rained from their homes in the dead tree trunks clacked their clamshell teeth in the drowned doorways of forests rain hissed on the freeway, it hissed at the prows of fishing boats, it ate the old warpath, spilled the huckleberries, ran into the ditches, soaking, spreading, penetrating, and it rained an omen, and it rained a poison, and it rained a pigment, and it rained a seizure.

And then something happens, and I'm not going to spoil it in case you ever read it. Right. It's a great novel, and by the way, given where you are, It's entirely appropriate that at some point you might read it because the Seattle area figures prominently in just about everything he wrote. And I think Tom Robbins is still alive, and I think he's still living there in the greater Seattle area. Oh, goodness. But what's the book about, though? I'm just curious.

It's about a lot of things. but somewhere along the way it turns out that deep in the bowels of the Vatican lie the last mortal human remains because of an earthquake it comes out the last mortal human remains of Jesus H. Christ I see okay and I think I think the way Tom Robbins describes it is and when they found him he didn't look any better than he did, did the day they pulled him off the cross.

Well, damn. It's a heck of a book. Yeah. It's kind of how I felt about the satanic verses, if you ever read the Satanic verses. No, I have not. Yeah. I mean, that's, it takes aim at Islam particularly, but it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's an anti-religious book. That's why it got him attacked and a thought-wise. much perver. Yeah.

And see, I think people who can't, you know, the people who can't take a little ribbing of their God really are religious babies. Oh, sure. Because, well, if your God's the almighty creator of the universe, I would think that, I would think that such a, powerful being would be like, yeah, let them have their fun. I'll deal with them later. Oh, sure.

But like with what little Benny drywife Shapiro was saying, yeah, those are easy rules. So does that mean that I could set up maybe a barbecue joint there along the Villadola Rosa and just sell barbecued pork pig sandwiches with some killer slaw and barbecue sauce on it to the Christians as they make their way

through the stations of the cross. I mean, that can be hungry work. And that, like, crazy, wild-eyed criminal settlers wouldn't come and, like, murder me and burn my barbecue joint down, because I'm pretty sure that would happen if anybody tried. Oh, it definitely

would. Absolutely would. I don't know. could be the nearest barbecue joint I don't know the nearest barbecue joint in that neck of the woods might be over in the entirely

capitalist United Arab Emirates I was just going to say Dubai Yeah I hear you can buy bacon there Yes yes you can buy liquor too Well there's your perfect combination I know Yeah I mean

Nothing goes better with the barbecued pulled pork pig sandwich and an ice cold frosty fermented beverage. But look, here's the bottom line. All of these religions evolved, because institutions evolved, just like everything else evolves. All these faiths evolved in that area between, say, Turkey and Egypt. and headed westward toward the Tigris and the Euphrates. The first, oh, I am deep in the nerd girl world now, the first poet, the first writer, I mentioned this before,

the first person ever known to commit words to writing was a woman. And she was a poet and a priestess, and she was the daughter of Sargon the Great. You may have heard that wonderful, they might be giant song, we're the Mesopotamians. It's delightful if you haven't. But he was the king of Akkad,

and his daughter was Enheduanah, and she was a priestess, of the moon god nana who is also referred to in other parts of his conquered empire sin spelled variously but often s i n and at her father's request she began writing hymns poems to sin or swen or swen and that was in the city of Err of the Calvys. Curiously, that's where the book of Genesis says that Abram came from. He just went walkabout from Err, which is a fur piece, and eventually wound up wandering around in the Levant. but the whole thing I'm getting at is

all of these religions evolve from the religions that came before them yeah you can find aspect for instance the Jewish tradition of mutilating a little boy's penis when he's born the Egyptians were doing that long before

the Hebrew did. The only thing is the Egyptians were doing it when the kid was about 13 as part of a manhood ritual. Think of it as the original Bar Mitzvah. Yeah. And so because

those early Proto-Hebrews spent so much time in Egypt, in fact the historian Josephus says that they were in fact the Hicksos who the Egyptians wrote about invading them and there's considerable evidence to support that theory they saw what the Egyptians were doing

because the Egyptians were civilized but the children of Israel said ah that looks really painful for a 13 year old boy why don't we just throw him a party and let him let him let him recite some of our holy words and we'll lock the end off his dick when he's like six days old and he'll never remember that

and boom that's the difference but there's so much there's so much overlap and you can find it you can find it if you find it if you dig around in the religions of you know and

of course remember in the middle to the late Bronze Age there was no children of Israel there were no Hebrews yeah None. They only come along in the early Iron Age after the late Bronze Age has long since collapsed. But all of those religious traditions develop, along with sedentary agriculture, they're in the fertile crescent.

And so too does war. you know the the hittites were doing business with the with the proto-greeks namely the mycinans the the the the Mnohans were masters of the sea for a while the Egyptians but everything everything played in. For instance, the account of the flood in Genesis, I'm sure you know this, it is a complete plagiarism of the flood story as told hundreds of years earlier by the, well, people say of the era of Hamarabi, Nebuchad, Nubarak. even Nebuchadnezzar earlier than that. It's almost all borrowed.

But you'll never be, you cannot explain this to wild-eyed religious loony tunes. Nope. The virgin birth, too. That was an Egyptian story. Oh, sure. You couldn't have a self-respecting God without a virgin birth. exactly exactly and so

you know all these things are concentrated in that one area and unfortunately it still informs traditions today that's why I mean I don't I don't sign on for any

religions but if I were to it would definitely be one that was not coming out of cultures in that region because it's just too bloody and it's too

it's too filled with hate and reasons to hate and gods that are worried about people's headgear and their dietary choices yeah it's all about you know the institutional rise that you were talking about

is this is another reason to control the people. And that's why religions are so interested in that. I mean, look, I mean, I'm an avowed atheist, always have been. I don't believe in any of that stuff. I don't believe that religion has any purpose in society at all. Unfortunately, it's here. Except social control?

Except for social control. Right. And, you know, I'm sure you're familiar with the John Lennon's song, God. He said, you know, God is a concept by which we measure our pain. And I think that was the earliest sort of reverence for something beyond us. Because we saw, you know, back in the caveman days, cave people days, we saw, you know, we saw our friends and our family slaughtered. and we didn't know how to cope with it.

And so I think cultures started inventing stories to kind of deal with death and disease. I think you're right. And let me just suggest here, Tristan. I don't know if you would need to find it in Braille or in an audio format. But I cannot recommend highly to you enough, the book that I've mentioned on a number of occasions, when they severed earth from sky. Because it does such an excellent job of explaining how myths develop and how that they're not just fanciful stories.

There are means for preliterate societies or non-literate societies to preserve their history. Yeah. And so you were talking about caveman days. we don't have much if any indication of formal warfare

among hunters and gatherers but one thing we do know and maybe someday we will have a better understanding of genetic memory archetypal memory you know Jung was talking about this long before DNA was even

discovered but if you want to do a deep dive ask yourself if there could be a traumatic memory of when the humans slaughtered the Neanderthals I'm sure this is just crazy talk for some people but I think it's there oddly enough but based on my own

genetic analysis I have a It's not much in anybody But I have a higher than usual amount of Neanderthal DNA Yeah Maybe and maybe Maybe that's why I wondered if we have some sort of Some sort of species wide trauma

Because we apparently It's clear that we were able to You know we were able to interbreed humans were able to interbreed with Neanderthals Kiss and Cousins, but definitely different species And it did not result in a sterile offspring

Right And the thing is you can look I mean this is just how weird I am What am I'm not weird I'm curious but sorry I'm processing trying to make this make sense exactly if you look and you know I've got like 2% 11th Syrian in me go figure

and someone who is north of 90% white Western European and I think one of the things that humanity has to come to terms with, and anthropologists are pretty well down with this, people didn't reproduce in many instances throughout humanity's history because they were in love. Love is a relatively modern concept. Yes.

They reproduce for two reasons, one primarily. Men like to fuck. Well, sure. And in the absence of consent, men will rape. And so it is a safe bet to say that there is not a human being alive on this planet who does not carry in their genetic makeup somewhere along the way, genetic material that was passed on via rape

sex forcibly yeah yeah I imagine that's true I yeah I mean I know that's that's a hell of a thing to wrap your mind around but arguably when we were in the trees

that could have been at a time when human beings still answered a genetic call by going into heat. Yeah. There are some scientists who have posited that we developed sexual attraction

when we lost the ability of nature to say, hey, y'all go fuck now. Yeah, interesting. I mean, you know, we have a lot. of a lot of that a lot of that you know you're talking about species wide i don't know i don't know how species how it would work but i know we have a lot of different you know a lot of people have fears baked into them for you know no explainable reason that they can think of and i mean we have

we have a long and bloody history our humans you know they they uh that's you know you know kind of the unfortunate part of being on this planet? Yeah, it's all quite complicated and fascinating. And the larger question for us as so-called modern humans is to figure out a way around or out of the biological traps that have been set for us by evolution. Yeah, oh, absolutely. I mean, that's why we have anticholesterol drugs

and antitroglyceride drugs because some of us have time bombs genetic time bombs inside us that make that shit build up others have different genetic time bombs yeah yeah my family's heart disease and diabetes

are very prevalent and you know there are a lot of you were talking unfortunately about rape and stuff and there are a lot of reasons why that still persists because I think a lot of times people adults don't know how to have conversations with kids about those sorts of things

well it's a sad fact and if there are any youngans in the room get them out it's a sad fact that and I don't know if it's multicultural or cross-cultural or anything like that, Tristan. But I know that in the so-called Western world, we start lying to our children almost from birth. We like to think that some of those laws are harmless, they're innocuous, you know, tooth fairies, Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, I don't know, Hanukkah horse. Ede elephant I don't know

but we start lying to our children early yeah and a lot of people who are well-meaning send their children to church yep and it doesn't work out well no it really doesn't

you know that that guy in Alabama who was barking and grudding about Miss Terry has never had a word to say about a Southern Baptist pastor or a youth minister or a Roman Catholic priest fucking little boys but he sure does spend a lot of time thinking about

other people's genitals and that is to quote Tim Walls weird it's fucking weird and it's probably because that guy I mean I hate to say it that guy probably well let's just say he has an interesting browser history oh without a doubt and I

I do wish that some enterprising computer genius would figure out a way to get a look at Hesthtagins, browser history, email, online memberships. Oh, yeah. And not a fucking drag queen. Nope, none of them ever are. I can't think of something, well, to be so obsessed with manliness and stuff. I mean, I don't want to say anything bad, but it's a giveaway. Let's just put it that way of what they're actually thinking about.

It's a fucking tell. Yeah. It's like nobody, like I'm perfectly secure in my. you know, masculinity. I don't need to show it. I don't need to prove anything. Like, I'm good. Like, I, you know, I have my own problems.

Although, to be fair, that's what I used to say when I'd go golfing back in the 90s, and I'd wear my favorite pink polo shirt to play golf in. Nice pink shirt, Bob. What's your problem? I'm secure in my masculinity. Yeah. Well, sorry. No, that's all good.

I mean, everybody has a different story. I mean, and a lot of us men have issues still. I mean, I'm not saying that my masculinity is the cause of it. Like, I have problems with emotions, vulnerability, and shit like that. Well, yeah, but I mean, the people talking about the male loneliness epidemic are usually right-wingers. and they never bothered to look at why the males they're talking about are lonely. Right, but also, it's not just a fucking male problem. It's a worldwide problem.

Well, yeah, we live in an atomized society that is sorely lacking in community. Absolutely right. It's on purpose. you know the the the the the the the the the the the maggots and whatnot will bark and grunt and wheedle about the nuclear family no they say the nuclear family yeah well that ain't how human beings how have existed over the course of millennia it's never how they existed but what what what capitalism wants is little clusters of people, ideally, mommy-daddy children, and another little cluster, and another little cluster, there was a time, and I lived there in it when people knew their neighbors. Yep.

That does not happen nearly to the same degree anymore. I'll say it. I don't know my neighbors very well. I barely spoken two words to them. And that's exactly how the free market wants it. No, I know that. I, you know, I also think I'm slightly nondivergent. Isolated, atomized, distant. Yep. I mean, look.

I think I'm a little neurodivergent, though. I think that might be another part of it. It could be, but I was about to fuck up. You seem nice enough on the radio. I mean, neurodivergent people are nice. Don't send the emails. Yes, of course. But families used to have

intergenerational links, and that is how families passed intergenerational wisdom. Oh, sure. Or transgenerational wisdom, dare I say it. You know, my grandmother started teaching her little girls how to keep house as soon as the little girls were able to stand up and walk around. Yeah.

And, you know, generation of a generation, it's good to have a grandma in your life and a grandpa. Yes. But we live in a world where you'd have to go where the work is. So I grew up in a world where I would get to see. my grandmother once, maybe twice a year. Because she was 600 miles away in West Virginia, living in this very house. And we were in Alabama.

And there are whole stories that revolve around that. And I realized over the past week that, you know, history doesn't repeat, but it rhymes. It echoes. Yep. because I saw I saw one of my family members for the first time

in eight years and when she departed I cried bitter tears yeah I would cry too I'm very fortunate that I had grandparents who were very involved in my life

they were flawed as hell all of them but I have gained an appreciation for you know older ways of viewing things

that unfortunately a lot of people in my generation don't have because of my closeness with my grandparents and having them around and you're going over to their house and spending time with them

and you know it was it was a formidable experience I didn't have a lot of good memories of childhood, but those are some of the few that I do have. And that is how we've lived. You know, we've been human for 100,000 years. And that's how we lived for the first 90,000 years. Imagine that.

90,000 years. Grandma, grandpa, mama, mama, daddy, child. Granted, maybe they didn't live as long. But still. No. But there are still cultures today who value that. You know, Mediterranean's culture. They have a long, fucking life expectancy, one of the longest in the world.

Their families are huge. You know, Latin American culture. I mean, it's one of the ways where, well, people like whalehead, dead bear, raccoon penis brain warm lamprey it's like you're trying to get close but you're not but you wind up taking the wrong exit yeah

it's when you it's when you pass recipes down it's when people have the time to cook and I don't care how many different dies he declares must be removed from the diet

or how many sugars or high fruit toast corn syrup or whatever, it's not going to change anything because people do not have the luxury. Capitalism does not allow them the luxury of extended family and extended wisdom. Yeah, no, absolutely. And then not only that, but capitalism doesn't even give people the time to, even if they had the recipes, to cook like people used to cook. Or raise a family like people used to raise a family. I mean, shit, like my mom was always working and we got like, you know, cereal for breakfast, basically dessert for breakfast, pop tarts and, you know, easy stuff. It's not her fault.

It's just the way things were, you know. No, but that's a dramatic paradigm shift that happened after the Second World War when a decision was made that we really like the production aspect and the employment aspects and the economic aspect of having a wartime economy. So let's figure out how we can keep a wartime economy going, hopefully, in peacetime. Right. I mean, remember the the Cheeto dust that covers the dodgy in-cell boys

was developed as a means of providing cheese to our troops in the field in the Second World War. Yeah. And chocolate that wouldn't melt in South Pacific heat. Yeah.

That's a mechanized economy. And it was great. It was great for the millionaire billionaire class and the shareholders. Oh, it's spectacular. It's interesting. I just got a note from Matt in San Francisco.

Sorry, there was a sneeze there. Matt has just returned from the Philippines. And he saw some extended family in action. And Matt says loneliness, our society has become that way. Here's some stuff I've noticed being in the Philippines for a couple of weeks. Granted, I get a unique perspective because we've returned to where my husband is from, and we pretty much just go from one cousins to aunts to uncles to a reunion, etc. So it really does give you the ground view, not just the pretty moments.

Examples. When you go to a gas station, there's someone to pump your gas. An elevator, there's someone to push the floor button for you. Go to a grocery store at the mall. There's a cashier on every checkout standing at attention. This isn't because Filipinos don't understand profit margins. It's because people need jobs, people want to work, engage with each other, fill a societal need. It's about the collective, collective pride, etc.

It's about the close family, and then it branches out to the neighborhood family, the city, the family, the province family, the country family. We don't have that. And we won't. Nope. Unless we collectively decide that it's more important than money. exactly and you know and that that takes me back to the wise words

of reverbo one of the horn family community congregations resident philosophers who said when they finally write the epitaph of the United States it will simply be but the money

was just too good and by the way since we're running short on time and also by the way we're a goose egg oh we're a goose egg a goose egg today.

We were at 1140, $25 challenge on the table. And a whole bunch of bills waiting. And my ability to remain insured is part of it.

A nice note from Daryl in Houston subject line DNA. The depth of your knowledge amazes me sometimes. Thank you, Daryl. I knew all that meaningless reading would pay off someday. The only thing I can think of based on my own limited reading of the origins of religion is the role played by natural hallucinogens. That has definitely been mentioned and probably plays a role.

But so do dreams. People who woke up and said, oh, I had a dream and I saw this and I saw, oh, you must be special. And the fact that sometimes the people doing the dreaming are not at all crazy about being dreamers. I'm one of them. I don't mean I'm special. I mean, I get so exhausted by my fucking dreams. This occurred in the pre-literate societies and extended into proto-literate societies, the hallucinogens, I agree. Also, I recently read a short article on how scientists recently discovered two unknown sources of ancient DNA and humans,

other than Neanderthal and Denisovin. These are so far unidentified. That would be fascinating to find out. and you know the possibility has always existed that there was more diversity in the human evolutionary tree and that's why that you know that's why the research continues it's just that skeletons like miss lucies were uh well so game-changing uh ralph says that if no one meant if no one means

it she'll extend the challenge and oh matt is not in san francisco i got another week matt says next up is the white lotus type place a day on a day in south korea then home so more updates to come matt sign matt still in zambuanga i thought that was an awful quick turnaround uh matt sent me some pictures of a family gathering and the fat and a fashion show that just oh and nice and he and his hubby just look so happy and fashionable. Yeah. That's great.

Trey fashionable. Ooh, hauled out my high school French for that one. I guess we'd better wrap it up because I am at the end of the program, Justin, but it's always a great conversation with you, and I enjoy it every time you call. And I enjoy speaking with you, and I hope that people meet the challenge. tonight and uh you know please donate if you can it means a lot to have roxan on the air you know especially now at a time like this is more important than ever hope you uh hope you find it within yourselves and you know roxan just uh enjoy hopefully you can enjoy some good food

this week i'm gonna have some brotwurst with mustard deliciousness i hope it i hope you've got some really kick-ass mustard for it because the mustard is so important i made something before we go today i made something and oh damn it was yummy um i made uh creamed chicken and noodles over mashed potatoes and homemade biscuits oh god that sounds delightful for this time of year it's freaking perfect and it was dirt cheap too oh yeah that sounds that sounds delicious i wish i had some and I used it's funny I realized it as I was doing it

I used spetzel for my noodles because they're nice thin egg noodles and they've got a nice shoe to them but I was looking at them in the pot and I was like

son of a bitch those are the noodles that Campbell's uses in chicken noodle soup it's spetzel didn't know that I didn't either it was just a

bing yeah and I like special. There's a place in Portland. And Chris, if you're listening, we really should go called Gustavs and they've got, oh my goodness, they got the fondue, they got the spitzel, they got

sour brought and oh my goodness. Oh, that sounds fabulous. In this case, it was super easy. I used a package of frozen peas and carrots, some little frozen pearl onions, the gravy I made

with chicken stock and a slurry of milk and flour and then I added the chicken from a rotisserie chicken and the noodles and put it over fresh hot biscuits and mashed potatoes and you want to talk about stick to your ribs holy cow oh yeah that's that's perfect fall food and you know what I'm guessing I'm guessing you could probably get away with it if you replaced the chicken with say like

extra firm tofu, tofu cubes, and then hit it with some, hit it with some classic poultry seasoning. Oh, yeah, that would be fantastic. And vegetable broth, of course. Right, yeah, I know that'd be, that'd be great. Well, you know, give me something to think about maybe. Maybe here might have to make something. I'm getting my energy back, so cooking is not out of the, question. Good. I'm glad to know it. Well, listen, when you get a second, do see if you can find a copy of when they severed Earth from sky.

All right. And enjoy a little bit of a great Seattle author in Tom Robbins and another roadside attraction. I sure will, Roxanne. Well, it's always good talking to you. All right. You take care, Tristan. Bye now. You too. Bye. and let's see a couple of other notes uh Daryl says Cream chicken over mashed fuds and bicketts God damn that's a carb overload if I ever heard of one

sounds crumpdileumptious though it is there's a lot of carbs in there and that's why it's a one meal I'm pretty much at a place now where I eat one meal a day coffee in the morning and a meal around midday

maybe some sort of little snack at night. But it's a carb bomb, but if it's all I'm eating in a day, it should be okay. Tell me I'm going to be okay. And by the way, Balmer Bob earlier, I'm loving the saga of Kimberly Gargoyle. Courtesy of Glenn Kirchner, former federal prosecutor, special warning to Kimberly Gargoyle. The best is yet to come. Come! You remember that was at the Republican convention when she was coked out of her mind?

Or Adderall or something? Talk about chewing the air gum. And from Lee in New York, you're not anti-Semitic. But on the safe side, play a few games of bingo. What? Yeah. Lee adds circumcision, doing the numbers, done to boys at eight years old, regardless of holidays. P.S. Barr, Batnets was a celebration of transitioning from child to adult,

most other religions do not have an equivalent. The Egyptians did, and that's where the children of Israel got the whole idea. And that does occur quite a lot in... Excuse me. In various indigenous societies. And oddly enough, I love the one... What did he say after his bar mitz? He said,

Today I am a man. Tomorrow, my homework is past due. So, yeah. Thanks, everybody. I really am serious about the fundraising deficit we're in. It is a, we're at crisis levels on a number of fronts. So any help is deep, is massively appreciated. So thanks everybody.

Thanks to each and every one of you who share your precious finite time engaging in the program in whatever manner you choose. No, did I make a mistake? Yeah, Lee said, done to boys at eight days old, regardless of holidays. And barbat mitzvah is a celebration of transitioning from child to adult. Most other religions do not have an equivalent. And that happens at 13 years. that's what I'm getting at. And the Egyptians lumped it all into one literally fell swoop.

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I've got the story in the stack. Maybe we'll get to it tomorrow, but folks in the northern provinces of China that get up close to Comchatka and places like that, they are nervous. They are worried about literally the plague. And they've got a lot more to be worried about right now than even, well than we do, but then again, that's reminiscent.

They're afraid of lockdowns, and we remember what happened with the outbreak of COVID, when people were literally welded into their homes in Wuhan. So, you know, maybe, I don't think it's panicking to maybe go and buy a fresh box of the N95 masks. might even be wise and of course well if if Ken Paxton comes towards you

blathering about James Talleyco was in a mental health facility well ask him why if he knew where he was he didn't go there and debate him and then avoid him like the plague because he is

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