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in the will
Jesus.
Ah, God, that's a joke.
But anyway, oh, hi, I'm Roxanne.
And it is the middle of the week,
what was once upon a time, prayer meeting Wednesday.
And there's always, the thing is,
in this nightmare timeline,
there's always a disgusting story
or dozen of followers of the prince
of peace who of course put nitwit nero before the said prince of peace and uh worship the well the golden cow
not calf but nitwit nero is in uh china yeah that's uh i mean well what do you say he'll sell us out and uh and by sell us out i mean
sell us out because
Xi Jinping wants
to and all
knit with narrow sees are dollar signs
and figuring out how he can
wet his beak
Xi Jinping wants to
invest a
trillion dollars in manufacturing
in the United States which you know
China will then control
right
sure
but that having been said
There's plenty to delve into today.
I ran across a campaign ad coming out of Alabama
because I noticed that people were complaining about, you know, everywhere that there are maggots.
You're going to have disgusting filth.
And every, I mean, even in blue states, maggots still run repulsive.
filthy ads and
I thought
I thought this one was just emblematic
of just how
do you remember okay a long time ago
work with me here
I'm trying to set the stage
a long time ago
Joe to the mansion
born here in
almost level west by Cole
Manchinia Stan
ran a political ad
in which he took a 30-a-6
deer raffle
and by the way this was right around the anniversary of the murder of JFK, no less,
and put the carbon capture bill.
God, that was a long time ago.
Do you remember that?
Yeah, those heady days, waxman marquee.
Yeah.
And it was Waxman Markey, wasn't it?
Well, at any rate, he nailed it up.
to a tree and backed away a little a little bit and shot the heart out of that out of that
sheaf of papers with these 30 aught six deer rifle freedom protector that was embarrassing
and that that that that set off a domino effect of embarrassing ads by politicians
bearing arms yeah well
Enter the latest embarrassment.
A little bit of background on this.
This is a maggot creep named Jay Mitchell.
And he's running for Attorney General of Alabama.
You got to say it like the Alabama.
He's a white guy, of course.
But he's not just any maggot.
This is the clown who threw the entirety
of Alabama into absolute chaos.
You may remember the story from a couple of years ago.
He was a judge at the time,
and he upheld a court's ruling,
writing for an eight to one majority.
He upheld the lower court trial court's ruling
that said that,
well, no, I'm sorry, he overturned it.
The trial court had said,
no, no, no, no, no.
No.
A busted test tube with some frozen embryos in it is not a test tube full of children.
Well, Jay, the genius Mitchell, fetus fettishist that he is, said, oh, yes, it is.
Because he was sitting on the Supreme Court of the state of Alabama, like I said.
and that threw in vitro fertilization into absolute chaos in Alabama,
and for all practical purposes, threw it into chaos all over the United States of America.
Remember?
Yeah, a lot so.
Well, like I said, he's running for Attorney General now, and he wants to, he wants people to know he's got him some good by God,
upstanding Bible believe in Christ-centered evil-jellical Gundam Middleist Alabama Values.
Not really.
You sneak across the border, be prepared to be sent home.
Attack law enforcement.
Get ready to stare down both barrels.
And stand with radical Islam, and you can Allah Akbar your butt all the way back to the Middle East.
Your butt.
But what makes that, and of course, this is radio, and so we're not running video, you know,
we're dancing about architecture.
But that line about attack ICE officers, you know, the footage he uses for that is an ordinary citizen exercising their right to peacefully protest,
walking alongside an ice goon or a CBP freak and recording them.
The goon doesn't even look the least bit concerned.
Yeah.
And, of course, being the fascist piece of shit that Jay Mitchell is, the banner says,
Take down illegals.
well he's got his little Nazi high and tight haircut
and this thing is just a it's absolutely a disgusting display
of every kind of racism you can imagine
oh attack law enforcement
attack law enforcement and it's just a guy recording an ice goon
there's no attack
get ready to stare down both barrels
get ready to stare down both barrels
so he's advocating that peaceful protesters be shotgun to death with a double-barled shotgun.
That's what he said.
And stand with radical Islam?
And you can Allah Akbar your butt all the way back to the Middle East.
I guess nobody's told Jay Mitchell that there are Muslims outside the Middle East.
and that some Muslims in America were born here.
American citizens under,
oh, what did the Speaker of the Alabama House call it,
Amendment 14?
Yeah, they're still pissed about the 14th Amendment.
And the 13th.
Oh, very much so.
You can allah, Akbar, your way all the way back to the Middle East.
I fight this impulse.
I really do.
and we've talked about a number of times over the years
because there's a lot of thinking among the left
what left
that we should sort of
secede the south for them
not
not so much invite them to leave but throw them out
A long time ago, our pal Reverbo described it as not idling the bus anymore.
Sooner or later, we have to close the doors and go on down the road.
And this creep will probably win.
You can a la Akbar your way all the way back to the Middle East.
Well, what about Muslims from, I don't know, Jay?
What about Muslims from Indonesia or Malaysia or Australia?
Or Australia?
Yeah, India?
India is not exactly the Middle East.
How about Pakistan?
Also not the Middle East.
But you know what?
This will probably work.
And for all I know, they're sharing this in the pews and from the pulpit there in the gospel shops all over the heart of Dixie.
That's what's on the license place.
The heart of Dixie.
Micah says, I'm in favor.
Personally, I think the U.S. is too far gone.
Dang it.
That speech to text function is really, really sensitive.
Personally, I think the U.S. is too far gone to not balkanize somewhere in the next hundred years,
and I think that timeline's optimistic.
And here's the problem with that.
We'll be done as a nation.
That was one of the things Lincoln understood back in 1860.
that if secession took place and was allowed to take place,
that this country would, yes, balkanize,
but more importantly, be colonized.
Because no sooner did the shots start being fired
than the South ran a squallin and a squealing
to Mommy England saying,
would y'all fight this one for us?
We're a little short on troops.
Um,
Micah says, I mean, hell, the admin already calls me a terrorist subject to being attacked because I think people like us should just be left to fuck alone.
I think we're done as a nation.
We're too far gone.
Well, I mentioned mitwit narrow landing in China and, oh, how humiliating it was.
You can imagine that there's, I don't know if they bring his favorite off-brand ketchup with them.
when he goes to another country,
but if there's some off-brand ketchup,
I don't know, maybe he'll have to use some hoi-sin sauce or something.
I love hoi-sin sauce.
I've mentioned it before, but when you make meatloaf,
if you make your meatloaf topping with hoi-sin sauce instead of ketchup,
it just takes your meatloaf to a whole other level.
But no, Xi Jinping,
sent underlings to greet nitwit Nero upon his arrival.
If he truly thought of Nittwit Nero as an equal,
he would have shown up himself,
and had Xi Jinping come here,
nitwit Niro would have been on the tarmac waiting.
But Xi Jinping said,
eh, we'll just send some lower levels.
I'll send my vice president,
which would be,
well, the functional equivalent of,
sending J.D. Vance in his couch
to meet the head of the Chinese state.
But, well, it's not unimaginable that if this country does Balkanize at some point in time,
China will dominate probably the western half of this country.
I don't know. I don't know who will come in.
probably
mother Russia
and take over the Confederacy
maybe
just maybe
New England could sign up and join up
with Canada
maybe the same for
Washington and Oregon
I think we're done as a nation
we're too far gone
says Micah
well james jitchell says that america just ain't near white enough and it's not nearly lick spittle enough
uh jeremy noting asshole jay mitchell someone should uh tell him the definition of what he speaks obviously
he's not a believer in a god or its greatness although alahu akbar is an arabic phrase known as the uh takber
that translates to
God is greater or God is the greatest
It's a central expression in Islam used to affirm
that God is supreme over all creation,
trials, and worldly matters
often uttered in prayer, celebration, or moments
of reflection.
Well, if you ask Jane Mitchell
about it, the only time anyone ever says
Allah al-Aqbar
as, I don't know, when they're flying,
you know,
flying a plane into a building or
some such. But, of course,
he's at odds with his orange daddy
because his orange daddy
loves him some Muslim countries
because
governance in that part of the world has always
been authoritarian
just like nitwit Nero likes
and consequently
they see things like
paying bribes as the cost of
doing business
and that's what that trillion
dollar offer of
investment in the United States is.
Don't start with me, Jeremy.
Stop telling us how we fix our meatloaf is inferior to the right way.
I can say there's a right or wrong way.
I just said that Hoyson sauce makes a great meatloaf topping.
I've been doing it that way since, ooh, the late 80s.
Did I hear vulcanize?
No, Lee.
You heard Balkanize.
To paraphrase, leave Spock alone.
And Brittany, too.
Okay, the llama's off and running.
I will get through this one way or another.
This disgusting ad.
They've got another one.
I haven't found it yet.
They've got another ad from somebody who's running for high sheriff in to him in Alabama or some such.
He's strapping on his boots and his gun and his gloves and he's getting ready to go out and do battle.
You know, with the liberal.
rules or some such.
Oh, the paranoia.
But you see an ad like this and you realize what you're really looking at is the failure
of civic education in the United States.
I like to think that stupidity like this couldn't have gotten traction
when I was younger.
Alabama had been through a number of horrible spasms.
We know the bloody history of the civil rights movement.
And it felt like people were trying.
But it all went by the wayside with the ascendancy of the Reagan Democrat.
And then by the 90s and into the early aughts, Alabama was just gone, lost.
And you can allah Akbar your butt all the way back to the Middle East.
Your butt, because they don't say,
ass in the churches there in
Alabama. I'm Jay Mitchell. I love Jesus Christ,
family, and the great state of Alabama.
Yeah, Jay Mitchell, I wouldn't leave a small child in a room alone
with you for loving her money.
No. No. I love Jesus Christ.
Really? You want to talk about your love?
How do you think about Jesus, Jay?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Never think about Jesus all hot and sweaty.
And you have my word.
As Attorney General, I'll fight for him every day.
He's going to fight for Jesus.
And he's the one saying that Allaha Akbar is a problem.
But he's the one that wants to go on a Holy War crusade.
and frankly he's got a lot more in common with the hardliners in Iran than he does with the framers of the Constitution.
Jay Mitchell for Alabama.
Trump tough Alabama first.
No, really.
That's it.
Trump tough.
Where do they get this notion that Trump is?
tough? I mean, do they get it because he's weathered the storms of being a credibly accused sexual predator?
Oh, that's not toughness. That's just brazenness. And also the servility of the Republican Party to him.
Trump tough? Has Jay Mitchell seen his cancels? Has Jay Mitchell seen him?
Blinking for 19 continuous seconds?
Trump tough.
Alabama first.
Honey, it's Alabama.
If it wasn't for Mississippi and West Virginia,
you'd be 50th.
Kind of breaks my heart.
It does.
Trump tough.
Maybe.
Tougher than a Trump New York strip steak done extra,
Well done.
But he's going to put Alabama first in the name of Jesus.
Amen and amen.
Damnation.
But that's not all.
That's never all now.
And I would be remiss if I somehow created the misimpression.
This kind of stupidity is limited to the same.
Confederate South.
I think arguably it's a little more
embarrassing when it comes out
of the former
Union.
You know, you think about
the
legendary
storied
military units that came
out of places like Michigan
and Wisconsin and Minnesota.
Well, let's go to Watertown, Wisconsin,
shall we?
And today's
post over at Blue Sky in anticipation of the program.
I said, always remember that the silence between the notes is music too.
And it was specifically because of this story.
Watertown, Wisconsin.
Oh, wait a second.
Note coming in from Victoria.
It's strange to hear MAGA talk about wanting to keep America the way it has always been,
because honestly I haven't seen the country change this quickly in a long time,
especially since Trump's second term began.
Everything feels more tense, more chaotic, and just generally weirder.
And meanwhile, something as simple as making gender affirming care accessible to people
who need it without endless barriers or interrogation
would probably make a lot more people feel stable, safe, and able to live their lives peacefully.
More on that in a minute.
I think when they call Trump tough,
They mean he makes decisions and we have to deal with it.
Yeah, he's tough.
He makes decisions and stand by them.
Whether they're right nor wrong.
And what Victoria says about so much change so fast is very true.
You know, what?
The, yeah, seven days from now will be 16 months of this nightmare.
and roughly four since he started World War III,
because now we tend to look at the illegal,
really stupid war against Iran,
which began on February the 28th
as some sort of benchmark.
But the fact of the matter is,
the second year of his term in office
has been nothing but war.
going back to the war he waged on arguably innocent people in open boats having the United States Navy, the Coast Guard, and whatnot commit war crimes.
And, I mean, as Matt in San Francisco has so often noted, I hate this timeline.
Why they had to kill Harambe, I'll never know.
I mean, we joke, but yeah.
Trump tough.
Trump tough.
Is that, is it because he's sadistic?
Micah says if certain members of this country came to me and told me the sky was blue,
I'd go outside and check, and I don't see how you come back from that.
Well, the obvious comparison is to say,
well, you know, look at Germany.
But then that's not entirely accurate either, because
now that were 90 years past, 90 plus years past,
well, not quite 90 years past,
the rise of the Nazis in Germany,
and more broadly, the rise of global fascism,
all that had to happen was for the generation that fought,
to destroy that, to die away,
and here we are doing it American style,
wrapped in a flag and carrying a Bible.
I think we can come back from it,
but it's going to be the work of generations,
and, well, a lot of us listening to this program,
while we may do the work to restore this country,
may not see the full restoration.
Matt in San Francisco, right on cue.
Alabama, bringing up the rear,
because someone has to be last.
Matt, Mississippi and West Virginia are right there.
Perennial cellar dwellers.
But yeah, if you took away the good cooking and the beautiful countryside,
there's not much that would be left to miss if Alabama decided to go its own way.
But that countryside is beautiful, and the food is magnificent.
But there's a reason the food's magnificent.
And it's inexcerably tied to the nightmare of America's original sin.
Because that wasn't white folks down there figuring out all that yummy food
and all those delicious recipes.
Uh-uh.
Uh-oh.
Holy War Crusade Lee in New York says,
No, not a war, just an excursion, maybe a skirmish.
With love taps.
always did no caps.
And, uh, I know.
Sylvie says, poor Harambe, he died because nobody trusted their own eyes.
Another needless animal sacrificed.
That poor goat.
That poor goat.
What a timeline.
But anyway, back to Watertown, Wisconsin, where, again, the silence is as much the music as the notes themselves.
This is, uh, this is the story.
of a high school orchestra.
Coming on toward the end of the school year,
and the student concert has been scheduled for next week.
It's a 40-piece orchestra,
and one of the pieces planned for performance was a piece called A Mother of a Revolution.
And this is 30 to 40 students in the wind.
symphony and they have been working on it for months.
The composer is Omar Thomas
and he wrote it to honor Marsha P. Johnson
and her role in beginning the Stonewall Uprising in 1969
that is essentially the beginning
of civil rights in the LGBTQ plus community in this country.
Again, it's a wind
symphony piece.
No one is singing about throwing bricks at fucking A-cabs, okay?
I don't know enough about music to say this, but I'm...
I mean, it's, what?
It's a musical portrait of a moment.
And the school board, which is not made up of education professionals, mind you,
it's just made up of mostly...
ladder climbing maggots
who picked their teeth with their toenail clippings
and wouldn't know the treble cliff from the base cliff
if you spotted them which one was the base clef.
Oh, but they're mad! Oh, they're mad!
Because back in 2025, the Watertown School Board
enacted something called a
controversial topics policy
that said if something could even be halfway
characterized as controversial,
that a teacher should send a letter home to the parents,
some of whom would probably have to have it read to them,
I mean, at least by all appearances from this story,
and that they could let their precious little lumpkin be opted out of it.
well in this case the instructor the band teacher uh did exactly that like last fall and only three parents wrote back and said
oh my precious child participating in playing that their their music i know wrong accent but now with the students having
practiced, rehearsed, prepared this, and the other pieces on the list,
the Watertown Wisconsin School Board voted 7 to 1
to ban the playing of a song with no words in it.
This really does.
It reminds me of when I spoke at the Fighten Bobfest eons ago,
and somebody asked me about why the Koch brothers were trying to
turn Wisconsin into a right-wing wasteland.
And my answer immediately was, well, because if you're going to spend that kind of money,
where's the fun in making Alabama weirder?
So here we are.
The ongoing Alabamification of Wisconsin, a state which I love, with people in it whom I love.
Let's see what Channel 15 WMTV action eyewitness news team coverage for you had to say about it.
The town of school board meeting turned heated after members voted to pull a piece of music from an upcoming high school band concert.
The song at the center of it all was written to honor the 1969 Stonewall Uprising, a pivotal moment in LGBTQ history.
That sparked a protest and a packed room along with a marathon public comment session.
WMTV's tab with a bland was there as things got loud and intense.
A song with no words, sparking an evening of many.
The Watertown Board voting to remove a piece about the Stonewall uprising from a high school band concert next week.
I guess I have to point out since this is video, that,
Some of the shatters on the board are, of course,
pasty-faced, doughy old white dudes.
The nature of peace and the nature of the intent of teaching the piece does not follow policy.
This is not something that was going to be played nearly as a music piece.
It was going to be played specifically as an exercise in learning activism and music.
Parents, students, and professional musicians protesting.
What the fuck is it was going to be played as an exercise in,
activism in music.
Fuck wit.
It was going to be played as a piece of art.
But then again, nothing, nothing seems to get maggots more wrought than art that they don't understand.
You remember the story, what, a year or more ago from down in Florida,
about the parents who objected?
and this was, by the way, in a school that was founded on the modern right-wing fetish of teaching classical Western civilization.
And I think, if I recall correctly, the principal wound up getting bounced because the good, God, fear, and upstanding Bible believe in Christ-centered evil, gelical, gundaminalist, ammo-sexual Christian maggots objected to their precious little children, seeing
Michelangelo's David's little pee-pee
Because, you know, it might gave him.
God damn.
If you get gayed by Michelangelo's David's little tiny pee-pee,
I think you're already gay.
Because it...
If the David suddenly came to life...
Can I have a towel?
Something? This is embarrassing.
At least Adam got a fig leaf.
Right.
I know, I know.
Make a controversial subject policy
and then stir up fucking controversy over nothing.
That's just about white.
I hate it here and want to leave, says Micah.
Oh, but this is a...
This is a Ginsu commercial.
This thing went on and on and on.
Initially, there was going to be a 15-minute public comment
that the maggots got their coconut telegraph to humming.
and next thing you know, the 15-minute public comment period was extended five times.
Fortunately, a number of the people pushing back against the board were in favor of the piece.
Before the meeting and sharing their thoughts during the public comment section.
I have been to many schools in my lifetime and never once have I.
I've seen the level of disrespect to the arts program that I have seen in these past few weeks.
I have done my job.
I have listened to the lectures.
I have taken the tests.
It is your job as a school district to educate us.
And right now, you are not educating us.
The 15-minute public comment was extended five times.
People saying that ties to the 1969 uprising are important to teach, citing that they need to teach empathy.
After over an hour of public comment, it was the board's turn to discuss as the crowd yelled over.
Board members say the crowd's behavior is a perfect example of the political indoctrination they're talking about.
Everyone on this board, like I said earlier, ran to stop indoctrination in the classrooms.
I know what happened because I was here and many other people have seen.
Now, this is not an old chud.
This is a young chud with his hair gassed back.
But of course he's still pasty-paste and dole in white.
I want to see his browser history.
This is the clearest example we have seen so far as a board of this happening.
Other members of the board urged people to take a step back and think about the students.
The ones they say are not at fault for the decision and have practiced hard all year.
But as the meeting wrapped up, the board voted to remove the song from next week's set.
They quickly went to recess.
Then we asked for comment.
Will you guys be speaking with the media addressing tonight's decision?
I call the meeting.
And we were told to return to the media area.
Media, please go back there.
After waiting for the meeting to officially end, we asked again.
Folks, now that the meeting has concluded, are you willing to speak with media?
No.
No.
Anyone else?
No.
The final vote.
was 7 to 1.
In Watertown, Tabitha Bland, WMTV 15 News.
So, the question becomes,
now that these musical geniuses on the board have removed the piece,
what does the band director do?
I think the most appropriate thing to do is to take the program,
and wherever that piece appeared,
because it was more than just this symphony
have the students sit
in the ready position
there on the stage
with the lights up
in absolute silence for the amount of time it would take to play
the piece
about 15 minutes
music in the silence between the notes
yeah
or just go ahead and play it
What if the students decided that they were going to have their own little stonewall uprising?
I'm not talking about throwing bricks at these pasty-faced doy maggots on the school board,
but rather play it despite the school board.
You know, sort of the O Captain My Captain scene from the Dead Poets Society.
What would you do if, I'm speculating, but if, say, a senior high school student in the symphony there were to stand up,
up and say, Mr. So-and-so, would you please leave the room and then stand up and conduct the
piece? What are they going to do? What's the school board going to do? Fail the students?
They're not in charge of grading. And because the goddess of irony watches overall,
there were actually some maggots on the school board saying things like, well, we can't, we can't, we can't have,
Anything that celebrates political violence, really?
So we're going to cancel July 4th this year?
Yeah?
And the grossest thing out of all of this.
You know, the Stonewall Uprising was about, and you know this, far better than I,
was about basic human dignity and basic human rights.
But a maggot, when they hear the letters.
LGBTQ. They're so disgusting. They're so repulsive. They're such perverts. They are, after all,
to a person, pedophile protectors that they immediately start thinking about what they imagine
sex among gay people must be like. As the late, my dear friend, the late great Peter Godbold used to
say, they spend more time thinking about how I have sex than I spend thinking about how I
have sex.
Okay, Matt.
Michelangela's David. He's a grower, not a shower.
Oh, why am I not surprised?
Steve in New York says, I just tuned in.
What piece of music got next?
It was a symphony called A Mother of a Revolution.
And it's by Omar Thomas in honor of Marsha P. Johnson and the 1969 Stonewall
uprising.
and the
maggots can't have
they can't stand
the very idea that
gay people would have human dignity
and I guarantee you
especially that
that young
uh... who and wheel
was his name?
Uh, the younger maggot
on the board.
Yeah, like I said, I want to see his
browser history
because at some point in time that man's going to be caught
with a man in his mouth.
The loudest of them
are all.
is the worst.
But all the way back to October of 2025,
the band director sent a letter home, like I said,
saying this piece has a relationship to LGBTQ plus history,
and as parents, y'all have the absolute right to prevent your child from participating
in learning how to play music well.
Three parents opted out,
and I guarantee you they're the three parents that started to stink.
Never ever forget the power of a noisy plurality.
It wasn't a majority,
but they scared the living shit out of those walking coronaries
on the Watertown School Board.
Other option, Leah New York says,
How about this, project the story of the band music
and the names of those who objected during the performance time?
Well, but that could be turned to.
off. This has to be something that no one can stop. You know, you get to the second piece of the program. The band
director says, well, we had another piece for you, but the music critics and the school board have
decided that they would rather have you sit there for silence until we get to the next piece. So,
enjoy the next 15 minutes. Let's all go to the lobby and get ourselves a Coke.
Appropriate material for a school setting. There wasn't going to be a paragraph in the program.
explaining who Marsha P. Johnson was or the nature of her struggle.
It was just music with no words.
And here we are.
Lee adding opt out of controversial topics.
I guess they'll have to block Star Trek fans from hearing,
may the fourth be with you on every May 4th.
Don't give them any ideas, Lee.
the world's first on-screen TV interracial kiss will be immediately in their crosshairs.
God damn, the dumbness of this.
Flavio, I'd seen it, and Flavio mentioned it to me and said,
these people are absolute, would you say Flavio troglodytes?
Yeah.
Oh, and thank you.
Hey, Charlie, over at APS Radio News, thank you so much.
We are down to 3750 for the deficit on the brown paper bag deficit recording device.
Thank you, Charlie.
And Ralph's.
Ralphs has a challenge.
This goes back to something that happened earlier today.
You know, the stupidity never ends.
and we find the clip
Doug Bergum
of North Dakota
showed up to
testify in support of his budget request
today
it was
Mary to say the least
he got openly laughed at
that's rough in the Senate
and I got the clip here
yeah
I'm glad you've reminded me
Ralphs
this actually happened during the hearing today.
Doug Bergum trying to explain why America needs to continue to roast the planet
and make the planet inhospitable for human life.
Because you know, well, gosh darn it, that solar don't really work.
Could I respond quickly on one thing?
The Lazard analysis that suggests that this is the chance.
cheapest form of energy. All of these projects are describing in Nevada have one thing in common.
When the sun goes down, they produce zero electricity. And this nation over-rotated towards
intermittent forms of energy. And the idea that we could add intermittent and shut down
baseload is what put our grid at deep risk. And the idea that it's the cheapest, if you want
to add intermittent, you have to keep everything else. And so we have to have a discussion about the
total cost of grid, not the cost of the incremental, because it's true on an incremental basis.
You may have an incremental source, but it doesn't work. The whole machine doesn't work when the
sun goes down. And there's examples from around the world of this happening. And so it's, you know,
cherry picking an analysis that doesn't look. We're looking at reliable, affordable, and secure.
And I would encourage everybody here to get in a skiff and to understand that most of these components,
very few of these components for the solar industry are coming from the U.S. They're coming from
China and just like we had with Huawei equipment there there is there's modifications on
those that would allow foreign governments to interfere with our grid and I just want to
I want to have a rational discussion with everybody this is not an ideological thing
it's about reliable affordable and secure those three things I'm all for
rational conversation about it I'll just say we are not shutting down
baseload energy to build solar and I will contend we have battery storage as well so
So we're going to move on to the next question that chair.
Chairman, I request unanimous consent to enter into the record.
This amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of, it's a battery.
China's figured it out.
That's why they're cleaning our clock on clean energy, but I want to enter that into the record.
Without objection?
Yeah, it took you a minute, didn't it, maggot, chairman?
Without objection.
So ordered?
Could we also include that China is the world's largest,
emitter as part of that submission.
And let's include the fact that far more clean energy was created in China last year.
The gentleman mentioned their coal.
The coal was a fraction of the new energy.
We're going to move on to the next.
Wait, what, Edith, huh?
Now, this guy was the governor of North Dakota.
You can't.
Jesus, cramony.
You can't turn around.
in North Dakota. Okay, North Dakota
and contention to the Horn family community congregation
step up. You can't
turn around in a circle
in North Dakota without seeing a fucking
wind turbine.
But no, he had to get a pitch
in there, and I was expecting it.
Early in the clip, I was expecting to hear about
clean
coal technology.
Without objection.
So ordered.
Could we also include that China is the world's
largest emitter as part of that submission.
And let's include the fact that...
What does it matter what they admit?
What they admit?
Secretary Bergume?
You don't believe in climate change in the first place.
Oh my God, those two lonely little brain cells up there.
Far more clean energy was created in China last year.
The gentleman mentioned their coal.
Coal was a fraction of the new energy in China.
We're going to move on to the next...
We're going to move on before the secretary gets any more embarrassed.
Yeah, sun doesn't shine at night.
No, but the wind blows.
Mighty.
And going back to Watertown, Wisconsin for just a second, Victoria pointing out,
and I should mention she loves music, and she is a heck of a musician.
And she said, if the arts are such a waste of time and money,
Why not let them play the music?
If words and music have no effect on the physical realm, then who cares?
It's indoctrinating our cheerins.
It's teaching them activism through music.
I mean, you heard the little creep with the Hitler haircut there.
When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity.
Leah in New York pointing out,
The sun doesn't shine at night.
I did not know that Tesla is.
cannot be driven at night.
I know.
I know.
Yeah, see, Micah's right there.
Can't have music about political violence.
Don't you dare fucking ever play the star-spangled banner,
fucking bitch.
And they won't be happy until not only they can impose their will on their own children,
but on everyone else's as well.
Right, because if you've got children they haven't imposed their wills on,
then that means there will be some children who are actually informed, enlightened, educated,
and it'll just leave their,
it'll leave their little precious pumpkins back at home
picking their teeth with their toenail clippings.
Who said this?
From, oh, hold on.
I want to give credit.
Oh, okay, I wanted to give credit where it was due.
Hi, Cynthia.
From, motherfucking, stupid, fucking idiot.
Subject, my solar panels produce more power than I use during the year,
and I have battery backup, and it fucking works.
but it ain't clean coal, Cynthia.
Your life out there in the Bay Area could be so much better if it was socked in with filthy, greasy coal smoke and particulates to...
Sis, I know you deal with asthma.
Don't ever come east, because we likes to burn us some coal over here, and it's hell on asthma.
But, yeah, don't hide your light on.
under a bushel, says, tell us how you're fucking stupid, fucking idiot?
At a girl.
Thanks, Cynthia.
Oh, you're in trouble, says Jeremy.
Once RFK Jr. hears you say, let's all go to the lobby and get a Coke.
You're going to cause late-term autism or Down syndrome with all the sugars.
Yeah, we were talking about that earlier today.
And that and I had to go down to the settlements.
and I said oh by the way because you know she she knows Bobby too
I said you heard you heard Bobby's at war with Jello didn't you and and I swear
she turned that baleful glaze the gaze on me and said he what I said oh yeah he's
he's gone to war with the Jello and the insurer and you know she she has been
a nurse in her life. And she said, I hope that stupid bastard actually wakes up and would like to have
something after having had an empty stomach for surgery. And oh, we're sorry, Bobby, you can't have any jello
because you went to war with it. Jellow is a real treat on a clear liquid diet. Miss Terry and I were
talking about it the other day. And I told her about how when I would get sick and I
I was little. My grand would, she'd do the first part of making jello, which is with the boiling
water. And she wouldn't go the rest of the way and put it in the fridge. She'd just give me a
mug of warm liquid jello. I preferred grape. And, oh, it was so soothing on an upset stomach.
when nothing else would stay down
that did
and you know the sugar in it that bobby's so mad at
it kept me from going hypoglycemic
because I spent a lot of my youth
crashing out with hypoglycemia
if only we'd known that that was an indicator
for what would come later
at war with jello Jesus Christ
and insure really
nutritional support
there's a reason sugar is in insure
you know, Michael was saying earlier that she feels like we're too far gone.
And the fact of the matter is, the task ahead is Herculane in nature.
There has to be a list.
Somebody has to have a list.
A Project 2029 list.
And there is one out there.
But dear God, root and branch.
Maybe instead of trying to find all the things, maybe just do one thing.
if we can put a if we can put a democrat in the oval office the first executive order
every executive order signed by donald j trump is hereby rescinded and revoked as a nullity
and as if it never existed
Ooh, that'd be worth it just to hear the heads inside the glass fish bowl helmet's going, pop, pop, pop, you know, while the, while the yodeling went on.
No, we haven't done that for a long time, and here I thought the first step in Jello was killing a horse or two.
Jeremy!
That poor goat.
Oh, we've gotten around that whole gelatin thing a long time ago.
Pretty sure.
and Tristan says,
RFK Jr.
No, Jeremy is wrong.
RFK Jr.
Here's the word Coke,
and he's going to run to the bathroom
to find the dirtiest toilet seats possible.
Yeah.
Point well taken, Tristan.
And, well, you know, the horn hive mind.
There's Tristan with the toilet seat reference
all the way up in Seattle.
And far away,
in far away, Manahatta,
as Walt Whitman referred to it.
There's Lee.
Let's all get a Coke.
That gets RFK Jr. running for the toilet seat.
Seats.
Seats.
Plural seats.
Someday it would be interesting to know how many toilet seats.
Whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm, lamprey
actually snorted Coke off of.
Yeah.
And from Cynthia.
P.S. I like to cuss, especially when deriding maggots.
And as to that first general executive order, Cynthia says, I like it.
And I hope Trump lives to see himself erased.
So do I.
From your lips to God's ears.
From Brother Deacon Asa, solar at night, no solar electricity at night, you don't even need fucking batteries to store it.
I suggest Madam Secretary Bergum travel to the Agua Caliente.
solar facility in the maggot state of Arizona,
where they have the ability to produce 60% of the daytime capacity at night,
simply using the molten salt that they used the solar panels to melt during the day.
Yours truly done seated up close in person.
Madam Secretary Bergum should too.
His mouth would probably hang open and he'd just stand there catching flies.
You know what?
Seriously, though, Bergum may actually get in some deep shit with Daddy.
for mentioning emissions because, well, emissions don't matter.
But that wasn't the end of the problem for Doug Bergum.
Representative Jared Huffman of California also wanted to know a little bit about, well,
and this was the House Natural Resources Committee,
he wanted to know a little bit about, well, gasoline prices.
You know, and just as an aside, I used to try to keep my gas tank at half, no lower than half.
Gone are the damn days.
Now I drive until the little light comes on, and that's not good for the fuel system.
But the last time I got down to the fuel light coming on, I used my Kroger fuel points.
And I had a good bit of them.
And it got me down to $3.70 a gallon, and that meant $50 to not quite fill the tank from almost fumes empty.
And we're all going through it, except the people with electric cars.
Good on you.
You have a right to chuckle when you pass the gas stations and know that I'm in, I'm in,
full support of the chuckling.
From Dave in the Blind,
a Trumpian language lesson and travel advisory.
Let it be known that I am in China.
I don't, I'm losing this here.
Long and remembering trampling English,
the V is to silence,
so you know what I'm thinking about,
just grab myself by myself,
and no one was there to stop me,
official Trump White House news release from Asia.
Yeah, Jeremy gets it.
my truck this morning, yesterday morning, a quarter full with 10 left, 110 left for miles.
I still took 111 to fill it.
Damn.
Oh, I remember when I had the rusty red pickup truck with its 36-gallon tank.
36 gallons?
Damn, 230 bucks or so it would be now to fill that?
Yeah.
So anyway, back to Jared Huffman.
who wanted to know about, you know, gas prices.
Well, he had a big poster up called Trump's Vanity Projects.
Mr. Secretary, while you're funneling billions into these vanity projects,
gases up by an average of $1.40 a gallon from last year.
In March, President Trump posted this message.
He said the United States is the largest oil producer in the world by far,
So when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money.
Who's the we?
Well, it could be states, the federal government, the American people.
When we collect royalty rates on oil production on federal lands,
and so if prices are higher, then there's more revenue coming into the system.
So this is good for American families, that they're paying $1.40 more a gallon for gas?
I'm not saying that, but I'm thrilled that they're paying about a buck less than they were during the
administration. I mean, that's exciting. And these prices are going to drop quickly again because
now we actually have supply. You know, prices are determined based on the point.
There's a real disconnect here. Americans are not celebrating this spike in gas prices that you
seem to think is just great. And your only answer is to harken back to the depths of the
pandemic. It wasn't the depth of a pandemic. It was just a year ago. And it was a series,
it was a series of energy subtraction policies. Americans are paying a dollar.
Wait, wait, hold on.
The depths of the pandemic, it was just a year ago.
Dude, a year ago, you were in power.
40 more a gallon, and there's no end in sight to this energy crisis created by the war in Iran.
They're the ones who can't afford to keep the lights on and put food on the table.
But the we that's making a lot more money, let's be honest about it.
It's the big oil billionaires.
Mr.
Yeah.
Oh, and Micah says, I'm looking at a bike.
Always wanted one.
Well, now I have the excuse.
An e-bike?
Or an honest-to-God, you've got to pedal it everywhere you go, bike.
Yeah, I missed the parade.
Where's the higher gas prices parade?
And like I said, we're coming up on 16 months into this maladministration.
when do they stop blaming Joe Biden for things that happened during a pandemic that Joe Biden didn't turn loose but their orange Julius Gieser did?
Anybody?
Convicted felon criminal Trump.
Get it right, everyone, says Cynthia.
Gas prices, Lee in New York says, Sean Duffy took his family on a cross-country car trip.
Obviously, there's no problem.
Right.
Yeah, right.
And then it, oh, God, not.
Oh, that kind of bike.
motorcycle
ooh
well she's pretty
I'll worry about you
not about your ability to control the bike
but the ability of
idiots to actually see you
from that in San Francisco
let it be known I'm in China
how long till we have a guy on a box yelling
hear ye hear ye
and a friend are going to see
Javier Bessera at the Union Hall on 18th Street
tonight
want to see what all the hype's about
good luck it sounds it sounds to me like
that's where
that's where Tracy's focusing her energies
y'all be careful out there matt
you could wind up with a
with a governor named Chad
trust me it won't be good
oh and by the way we're almost halfway into the program
and
I got to it late but if
well the stress line's open
you're going to engage in a little conversation.
You're more than welcome to join in.
844-843-46-76-844 The Horn.
And feel free.
The conversation's fine.
Lee in New York on emissions,
nitwit Nachonero is an expert on emissions.
He puts Pepe Lepew to shame.
Not Pew, Lepew.
Mm-hmm.
The effluvium.
I don't even want to think about it.
Ugh.
Oh, and toward the end of the program yesterday,
I mentioned the fact that Marge, you know, Marginal Trailer Queen,
had, well, she and the guy she's now referring to as her fiancé,
Brian Glenn, a man with a face made for radio,
but who wound up on TV nonetheless,
Anybody can be on TV in Maggot World?
All you gotta do is say the right hateful stuff.
Right hateful it is.
Well, now, Marge has gone to war against little Benny Johnson.
Full-grown man still calling himself Benny.
And he picked up on the fit being thrown by Laura Looney
that Marge is going to move to live in a $5 million house in Costa Rica
and then because, well, it's like I mentioned about the whole business with, what was it?
New England's gerrymandered.
The Democrats get to do it.
What can't we?
These are all talking points that Ashley St. Clair has authenticated
come from a central messaging source.
and then spreads out through the maggot podcastosphere,
like spores from a toxic mushroom.
And so the same thing going on with Benny Johnson repeating Laura Looney.
Well, Marge is learning a hard lesson about those maggots.
Marge ran over after a post from Benny about, or a broadcast by Benny about
Marge is
allegedly moving to Costa Rica
and
then a little bit of slime about
Thomas Massey saying that
he was emotionally abusive
to a woman, I don't know,
Republicans, you know?
March
went to X and posted an excrement
saying,
Danny, who I thought was a friend,
couldn't even give me the courtesy of asking me if any of these lies were true.
TMZ and the Daily of mail actually reached out but not Benny.
And she added,
Thomas Massey did not mistreat any woman but happens to have a primary next week.
So, of course, out comes a story from a woman who's just jealous she isn't Mrs. Massey.
Oh, meow.
Sosser of milk for table marge.
And then she really went after little Benny.
You are a lying scumbag, Benny Johnson.
And just to be clear, we are definitely not friends.
Fuck you, Susan, we ain't friends no more.
All you cover and elevator trending lies and get paid to do it,
literally the most repulsive level of MAGA.
I never fled America.
Benny Johnson can't wait to post up every time he's at some elite, rich event.
He worships Trump, who owns properties all over the world,
and is wrecking our economy with his little excursion on behalf of Netting Yahoo,
but attacks me for going on vacation.
He rips everyone's content all the time and literally has no level he won't stoop to.
You mind scumbag, Benny Johnson.
Fuck you, we ain't friends no more.
I added to fuck you, we ain't friends no more, but it fits, doesn't it?
Doesn't it?
And meanwhile, Ralph's pointing out, I guess Laura Lumer went to China with Donnie.
Oh, please stay.
Please.
For the love of God, stay.
and from Matt regarding Chads
I practiced a long time to prevent myself from rolling my eyes
when a young man says his name is Bryce
same with the Chads
and you know the Chad thing became a
phenomenon
I think because of in cells
because the weirdo little incels
they
divide
men who are attractive and
you know buff and those are chads
and the hot girls are all stacy's
and then they get into the racist stuff with
what they call
you know south Asian in cells
black in cells
East Asian incels
right
and Matt I don't
How does one practice not eye-rolling?
I confess, I'm curious.
When will they stop blaming Biden?
Lee in New York says,
when the last barrel of petroleum is extracted,
when the last bird is killed by the last windmill,
and I know what a wind turbine is.
When no one wants a Trump phone,
remember, we all wanted a ballroom for 150 years.
And I didn't even know.
None of us did.
But that's what that vague yearning was.
it was ballroomothelia.
Damn.
Oh, and by the way, the maggots are really upset about the Trump phones.
Did you catch that?
Maggates screaming,
Oh, where my Trump phone a year ago, and I ain't seen it yet?
And I want my money back, because I don't think I'm going to get my money back.
Oh, little maggot.
See the sign?
This way to the egress?
Yeah, come on.
You haven't lived till you've seen the egress.
Now, give me the money first.
Right, yeah.
And again, a reminder that Ralphs has the Doug Bergum
Solar doesn't work at night challenge on the table.
That would get us down to $3,700.
And thanks to anybody who wants to jump in with that,
these are brutal times.
Brutal indeed.
Because middle of the month is here.
And I'm going to start getting hate mail from the water company
and the power company, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
As I mentioned, went down to the settlements for provisions earlier today,
and didn't get much.
Mainly it was kitty food, and it was kitty food.
But I did take a stroll because I saw in my Kroger app that boneless beef chuck roast was on sale.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Because, you know, for a minute there, I was playing with the notion,
hey, a little pot roast might be nice.
You know, the carrots, the onions, potatoes, the celery, the lovely sauce around it, yeah.
That could be, you know, and you sear the roast real nice before you put it in a crock pop.
Yeah, delicious.
Now, even on sale, the damn things were like 35 and 40 bucks.
And now Mitt Witt Nero says he's going to ease the,
beef prices by doing what he swore to beef farmers he wouldn't do, you know, namely importing
beef from places like Argentina.
At the same time that, of course, the maggot administration has gone to war against the war
against the screw fly.
That's what it's called the screw fly, isn't it?
And it'll rip through a beef herd in no time flat.
and we had it eradicated in the United States, but don't count on that staying that way.
From Lee in New York, Trump phone orders.
Obligatory Star Trek reference, the first rule of acquisition.
Once you have their money, you never give it back.
Yes.
That is absolutely a perfect Ferengi reference.
Once you have their money, you never give it back.
So true.
So true.
Well, we've had our fun.
I mentioned earlier that we would be talking about Washington.
This is a horrifying thing.
A couple of days ago, news came out that a young trans woman was murdered in her dorm complex at the University of Washington.
This is the second or third.
horrifying story coming out of Udub
and to the best of my knowledge they haven't caught
her murderer
well because they're absolutely
tone deaf
the folks at toilet paper
USA
in the immediate aftermath of the murder of this young woman
announced that they would have an event
featuring Chloe
Cole. Well, I haven't heard of that little grifter in ages.
Chloe Cole, you might recall, is one of those detrans grifters.
She claims that for a brief period of time, she had sought to transition to a boy
and says that she was forced and nobody told her, you know, despite the fact that there's
probably a stack of implied consent forms about the size of a Manhattan phone book,
every trans person has something like that once they enter medical transition.
Well, Chloe Cole turned her detransition into a ginormous grift with the assistance of, you know,
outfits like toilet paper USA, you know, 501C3 tax-exempt grift.
And so now she travels the country declaring that no one, anyone, no one, should be able to transition.
No one should be able to actually have the ability to be happy in their bodies if they happen to be gender dysphoric.
It was billed as a pick-up-the-mic event.
Counting or not counting gang violence.
Literally famous last words.
Now, the pick-up-the-mike event was supposed to take place today,
organized by the UW chapter of toilet paper.
USA. They were bringing Chloe Cole. She's all of 19 years old and of course, you know,
is absolutely certain that history began the day she was born, or Bay or whatever.
And bless the UW community's heart, they got wind of this and said, shut it the fuck down.
Oh, no, you don't. Don't you dare.
students at
UW were online
criticizing
and calling out and shaming
these little right-wing
maggot turds at T.P. USA
and they were saying
you know at least postpone it out of a sense
of decency and respect
but see
you can ruin somebody's lives for
life for
or people's lives
for daring to point
out what a what an ill-informed racist piece of shit Charles James Kirk was.
But, yeah, so now the event has been canceled.
But not because they wanted to be respectful to the memory of a murdered trans girl.
Oh, hell no, we can't be doing that.
Oh, perish the thought.
It's because, well, Chloe Cole, she was afeard.
Mm-hmm.
She was.
And naturally, since she were afeard, she done run over to the Instagram to tell everybody how fearful she were.
No, really.
On Instagram, she goes by Chew, C-H-O-O-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O.
and of course
decent people at UW
said all this is going to do is fan
the flames of more hate against trans people
and probably get someone else killed or maimed.
Well, Chloe, she's scared.
As many of you may know now,
I was scheduled to speak tomorrow
at an event at University of Washington
hosted by TPA USA's local chapter there.
I'm putting this video out because, as you may have heard,
Antifa has assembled a local militia
in their own work.
to shut down this event.
Their actions, their explicit threats on my life,
have raised this event to national attention.
So, like, hey, Chloe, a filthy little grifter.
Why don't you hold up maybe printed out screencaps
of those Antifa militia threats on your little grifting life?
Do that for us, would you, hon?
A level of attention or security team
and the local PD are frankly unprepared for.
Before Charlie Kirk's assassination, I think I would have been less careful.
Oh, flog Charlie's dead body, Chloe.
Oh, flog him good. Wave that bloody shirt.
Counting or not counting gang violence?
But the times have changed, and speaking on a university campus in 2026 can come with deadly consequences.
We are postponing this event, because,
of this reality.
And we will grift on the postponement
until hell won't hold us.
I am not afraid of Antifa.
Well, that's good because, you know,
the Antifa that you're not afraid of
only exists in the thin, gray settlements
that slosh around between your weird little ears
and pass for brains, Chloe,
you little con artist.
The reason I'm speaking out at all
is because I've already walked
and escaped my own personal health.
Oh, oh, your personal hell, yeah.
Your personal hell that you've turned into hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.
Yeah, as Micah points out, well, you know, in the end, Charlie leaned to the left.
Yeah, missed it.
Yeah, lost that, lost that gun debate by a long shot.
That's for damn sure.
Hard to shake me.
And some rag-tag group of one of the people.
be revolutionaries on cross-sex hormones
certainly won't shake me.
But there's a difference between being brave
and being stupid.
And we all know you're stupid.
You have to be stupid
to be that filled with hate, you little
bitch.
This is not a win for Antifa
because truth will always
win.
Honey, decency won.
A trans girl was murdered whom you would be
happy to misgender, I'm quite certain.
But you probably needed a little
more time to fundraise on it, didn't you?
Christ will always prevail.
God created each and every single one of us, in his image.
In his image?
In his image?
Chloe?
His image?
Really?
Sweetie?
His?
Uh-oh.
I think somebody still got a little dysphoria
bouncing around in her little noggin.
And there were only two sexes.
That is the exact message I was going to take.
to University of Washington tomorrow.
Yeah, but see, that message is a lie, Chloe,
because intersex people exist.
People with two X's and a Y, people with an X and two Y's,
Kleinfelter's syndrome,
androgen insensitivity syndrome.
Those people exist, and that's more than two sexes.
You fucking idiot.
You goddamn con artist.
Counting or not counting gang violence?
violence, Chloe. I will be back. Not just to UW, but to many campuses across the country.
Just nowhere in Utah.
Because once conversations stop, that is when the violence begins.
No, no, no, the conversation was well underway. That question that was put to your little Jesus, Charlie,
that he answered counting or not counting gun violence.
or gang violence, that was part of the conversation that he wanted to have, sweetie.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
It's only postponed.
I don't for a minute believe there were any threats.
This is the Erica Kirk factor anew.
Remember how Erica Kirk said, well, I was going to speak there at the University of Georgia.
I was.
my advanced team, my security team, said it wasn't safe.
And yet there was J.D. Vance, whose secret service detail
has far better intel and far greater skill sets than her security team.
And he was there putting the lie to this baloney and this bullshit.
And what it was is people did post comments on their little, their dirty little website,
and pointing out that the real danger would be to, after her hate fest,
the real danger would be to trans students there at UW.
So flog Charlie's dead body all you want, Chloe, if indeed that is your name.
But everybody knows the truth, especially about your filthy little grift.
I haven't seen a story yet giving the name, and her name deserves to be said.
I may be wrong.
I thought it was a trans girl.
It might be a trans guy.
Might be somebody non-binary.
I don't know.
But they were trans,
and they're no longer alive on planet Earth,
having been murdered on the night of May the 10th
in the laundry room at their...
It was called Nordheim Court Apartments,
and it's affiliated with UW.
No suspect, no motive.
Do we really need to know a motive?
We know. We already know the motive now, don't we?
So another name gets added to this November's Trans Day of Remembrance.
And people like Chloe Cole will not be happy until every trans person in this country is dead.
And that is a horrifying thing to say, a horrifying thing to contemplate, and it's absolutely fucking real.
Yeah, I saw that story, Micah.
trans-Americans skip the 10-month
queue for Canadian passports under Canada's
new citizenship rules
but the thing is there's a catch
you have to
be able to point to some
relative who's Canadian
there's a
Canadian governmental
organization called
Immigration Refugees and Citizenship Canada
and yeah in order to
qualify applicants still have to qualify for
citizenship through ancestry
They're taking it seriously, as Micah notes,
but the doors are still closed to thousands,
if not tens of thousands of us.
What a world, right?
Oh, but we're not done, not by any stretch of the imagination.
We've still got a little over an hour left in the program,
and more content than we have time.
I said the password was bum.
Well, nitwit Nero's mad.
I know he's always mad.
Nitwit Nero is mad at an aide, a senior aide to Mitch McConnell.
Moscow Mitch had a problem yesterday.
And Moscow Mitch was the subcommittee chair when Whiskey Pete Kegbreath was testifying before the Senate of Appropriation subcommittee.
and there was what's described as an awkward moment
because Moscow Mitch
was going to gavel the hearing to a close
before other members of the subcommittee
had even had a chance to question the DUI hire
and yeah
his staffer
Robert Karam, K-A-R-E-M, leaned in to remind Moscow Mitch, quote,
that several senators, this is from the Newsweek story,
that several senators still had questions after he attempted to wrap up proceedings early.
This infuriated nitwit Nero, who, you know, hates Moscow Mitch,
but Moscow Mitch was about to perhaps save Whiskey Pete some more embarrassment,
which of course transfers to embarrassment to nitwit Nero.
And so he would rather that Whiskey Pete got out of there on the double quick.
And so last night, on his way to Jaina, he triped this out of the thin, the spirochete infested shrieking between his ears.
The guy that came up to Mitch McConnell today, when McConnell thought the hearing was over,
and started speaking in his ear for Mitch to belatedly introduce some other people,
oh, Democrats!
And by doing so, made Mitch look foolish and completely out of it,
should be immediately fired.
This was a case where Mitch wasn't confused.
He just didn't understand why he was being asked to do something
when it was too late, and people were wrapping up to leave.
They wanted to go home.
Go home.
Go home.
His name is Robert Karim.
he's a never-trumper, and was grandstanding, trying to show how important he was.
Karem has tremendous Democrat support, far greater than he should have, and is praised relentlessly by Obama's people.
He's probably the reason why Mitch McConnell is stupidly opposed to terminating the filibuster
and refuses to help with a 97% issue, the Save America Act.
Fire the bomb!
President Donald J. Trump.
What's left?
seriously what's left between nitwit near rose ears he doesn't know any of this this is just stuff that he that that that that that the paranoid portion of whatever dusty remains of his frontal lobe are imagined to exist they wanted to go home whiskey pete wanted to go home you can be damn sure of that whiskey pete wanted to go in go home and crawl into a handle of old panty peter
Anthropis and not come out till this morning.
But he attached a photo of Robert Karam to his tripe.
And, of course, it was an act of stochastic terrorism because, well, K-A-R-E-M.
I'm guessing that's some sort of Levantine or Western Asian name, maybe Lebanese.
And he's got dark hair and a dark beard.
and, well, I don't know, maybe he's gotten in touch with that guy from Alabama to tell him he can
Allahou Akbar all the way back to the Middle East.
So he wants some maggot to go and do physical harm to this man.
Who is a Republican?
Make no mistake.
For all intents and purposes, he's Moscow Mitch's caretaker.
because when these fossils in the Senate get to a certain age,
somebody has to be the adult.
A Lee in New York-Moscow Mitch problem, did they try?
Only an IT guy would send this.
Did they try turning him off, counting to 10 and turning him back on?
Ah, yes.
From Cynthia, criminal Donald Jackass Trump.
I'm just curious.
This is kind of half.
a little bit of food porn or food anti-porn.
What are they going to feed him in China?
Are they going to have just a constant convoy from the Beijing McDonald's?
There were a couple of Bourdain episodes where he went to China and ate some truly just mouthwater.
dishes.
If you've never seen it the episode where he takes his pal Eric repair to Seshwan province
and gets him the real deal,
uh,
uh,
Sashwan hot pot and poor Eric repair is throwing back beers for all he's worth because he's on fire.
Oh, I watched that and I just,
I had a trip planned back in March down to North Carolina.
and one of the things I was looking forward to was Victoria and I going to Sechuan Mansion hot pot.
That place is so good.
Just, but at some point, you know, if we ever get any relief from this economic nightmare,
I actually found the little Asian market in Parkersburg carries the tallow that you put in the hot pot.
And I've got an electric hot pot.
never used it and then uh you know we'd go and get the beef and whatnot at the little
little meat market they like to work with they'll work with you because what you've got to do
you've got to like eye around something like that you got to freeze it and then you slice it paper
thin and let it thaw and then you put it in the boiling if you've ever had a hot pot you know
oh god it's so good um from matt in san francisco labanese
the only thing worse are lipstick labanese
oh shame on you
on a day when I've got a program dedicated to
Marsha P. Johnson
not well
lipstick la
I guess
oh dear
I'm feeling a little called out
he can't help
sounding like
well he wants to be a mob boss
and he sounds like it
and we had a
well we had the murder story a couple of minutes ago
I've never heard of this guy
but apparently
there's a popular
right-wing streamer
and whenever you see something like that
you know he's probably backed up with followers
they're all bots
chud the builder
no really chud the builder
is the subject of an investigation
his real name is
Dalton Etherly
and he got
arrested in Nash Vegas
he was at dinner
and the restaurant said
please don't
live stream from here
we don't want that
and at that point in time
because he's a maggot
he became
cranky
and obstreperous
and of course out came the racial
slurs
and of course
it was all a plot
It was all a conspiracy because everything that happens to a maggot, if they get so much as a cold cup of coffee, it's a conspiracy.
I was wrongly arrested after a restaurant who had chud the builder written down at the host stand before I ever walked in the door.
Conspired to have me charged.
I was interviewed by the feds and bank account frozen.
Oh, electronic devices seized as well as my firearm.
The police cleared my multi-factor authentication keys after they took all my items.
so now I can't sign into any of my eye cloud or any other accounts.
And here we go.
It's not illegal for white people to say the same word they say to each other.
And then earlier today, he showed up on a live stream and told police that he'd shot someone whilst leaving the courthouse.
What?
Well, let's hear it from the Chud's mouth.
shall we? Confessing to shooting a black man.
I walked past him, you're sitting on the corner.
I walked up to him because they were pointing at me.
They were laughing, they were pointing at me, and I said,
what's up, guys, are y'all doing?
I said, y'all like the new suit.
He said, walk away from me.
I walked away from him.
He came back up to me.
He literally said, I have PTSD.
I feel like I'm in, he said, you start saying all that chimp out shit to me.
I'm going to hit you. He hit me.
Started whaling on me.
Even after I had to defend my stuff.
I had to defend myself by shooting him.
He's still wailing on me.
Where's your weapon at?
They have everything.
What a weapon is that right now?
I believe that's it.
They being the local constabulary.
So he went to the problem,
created the problem,
and then shot someone.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, you guys are going to do your thing.
Okay.
He has a grave.
I call it a grace,
the left arm.
He has slight abrasion right here on his head.
Maybe some scrapes.
A slight head in this.
Yeah.
He's talking about Chud's victim.
Well, it's Nashville.
I guess he may get away with it.
It's not illegal for white people to say the same word they say to each other.
The they in this case being black people.
God, they just ache to use that word, don't they?
Well, here's a girl can hope
That Chud does some prison time
I'm thinking there may even be an enhancement there in Tennessee
For discharging a firearm within a certain distance of a courthouse
Because I'm sure in Tennessee you can just wander around with your freedom protector tucked away in your
Don't stick it in your waistband, Chud
You'll shoot your dick off
net benefit to everyone, but here we are.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to make matters worse, Cynthia.
I haven't eaten all day, had a dentist appointment at noon to fill a cavity,
and while it's wearing off now, my mouth has been numb from all the lytocaine.
And, of course, the dentist warned me about eating anything until after it fully wears off
as I could chew up my lips or tongue or whatever and wouldn't know it until I saw the bloody mess.
So I'm hungry, and can't wait to get something to eat.
well
you may still be hungry but I
got a feeling you just put a shot across the bow
of the dinner hour in the Mountain Daylight Time Zone
and from the We Need a Giggle
Department
Steve Schmidt
is fantasizing a bit
in his podcast
and in this case it has to do with
nitwit Niro's
bribe jet from Qatar
and he said he has a
fantasy of calling White House Chief of Staff
Susie Wiles as
nitwit Nero prepares to leave the Oval
Office in 2029. He said
wherever you're taking the jet, it's best to be
on the ground by noon at the moment of transition
because if you're
in the air, that jet's returning to Joint Base
Andrews. It lands.
You can walk off the tarmac to the gate
and try to find an Uber.
That jet's going to be taken, must be taken,
seized by the U.S. military and no fucking
around with it. He said he
wants to see the jet environmentally remediated.
Put on a barge, and by sometime the next day on the 21st of January, 2029,
there needs to be a video of it being dumped into the Atlantic Ocean off of Mar-a-Lago,
where it can become an artificial reef, a National Marine Park.
And maybe nitwit Nero can use the sunken jet,
and moor a low-income floating dive center there for all the black kids in West Palm Beach
to come and learn water sports.
and then when somebody asked the new administration
hey what happened to his bribe jet from Qatar
it's in the ocean
and it's never coming back
okay
I'm there
but for anything else
that executive order
you know the one
each and every executive order
signed by Donald J. Trump
was ab initio
illegal and is
hereby
and forevermore
stricken as never having existed and overturned
actually overturned and stricken as never having existed
yeah oh and from the
from that to
knee walking around
seeking nitwit Nero's favor
Texas still has a runoff election
at the end of this month
between John Cornholio, the incumbent senator,
and Ken Biblical Marriage in Dissolution, Paxton.
And so in an effort to curry favor with Orange Daddy,
John Cornholio has proposed naming a highway in Texas,
the Texan contention to the Horn family community congregation.
Please feel free to chime in on this.
I'd love to hear from me.
There's a four-lane highway.
It's a U.S. highway, I presume,
but it goes for hundreds of miles.
And it was highway 280-something or two-night, I don't know.
But it's a three-digit highway.
John Cornholio has now announced plans.
to turn that into and devil take the hindmost
because there are certain requirements
that have to be met in order for a highway
to become an interstate highway,
part of the interstate highway system.
And so John Cornholio wants to blow a shit ton
that's a complicated highway engineering term, civil engineering,
a shit ton of money
turning these hundreds of miles of highway
through God only knows where in Texas
into, wait for it, here it comes, yeah,
get the hockey puck.
I-47, in honor of our 47th
present-net,
because we're Texas and Texas loves President Trump.
Yeah, no.
Interestingly, and I don't know where this highway is,
so I really do need some geographical help.
here. But if it's
an odd number, that means
it runs north and south
and then under the
interstate numbering system
the east-west ones
run, those are
even numbers.
I think, for instance, of I-70,
I-64,
I-20,
I-10, otherwise known as
the-10 in
the greater Los Angeles area,
runs east-west.
this must be something that runs north-south.
What?
But, yeah, he's going to name, he wants to name a highway after the number of nitwit near-o's presidency.
What makes me think that, and I'm just thinking about this because there's something like this on the little road I take to get out to the highway to cross the New River Gorge Bridge to go down to the settlement through provisions.
on that little backroad there's a 35 mile an hour speed limit sign
and our Department of Highways has never
you know the state road has never seen fit to replace it
but at some point in time a few years ago
somebody and by somebody I think probably some
hillbilly boys out too young to drink beer
and running the roads and drinking beer
decided that they would take their 12-gauge shotgun
load it with double-a-buck and shoot the 35-mile-an-hour speed limit sign.
Because nothing makes that kind of dent in metal like double-a-a-a-buck does.
Oh, Emilio, okay, that's good.
I-47, G-15, 029, Nazi, I mean, Yonzi, I mean bingo.
Oh, yeah, that's good.
But anyway, I got to imagine that I-47's going to have some of those signs are probably,
because there's a lot of maggots in Texas, there's no getting around it.
But there are probably more pissed off progressives and liberals in Texas than there are in several states combined.
So I would not expect those I-47 signs to go unmolested in a second amendment.
loving state like takes ass well of all the people who it yeah why didn't i yeah why didn't i why didn't i
clarence hi clarence u s 287 is a high use road down there in texas where does it run
uh and billable rick chiming in as the horn ad hoc u s 287 uh oh that's good uh uh
Let's make an exception to the interstate numbering convention and make it Interstate 8647.
Ha!
I'm all for that.
Oh, and 8647?
Of course, it goes without saying that long before seashells were arranged on a beach anywhere, saying 8647,
at the same time that the maggots were putting decals on their pick-em-up truck
showing either Kamala Harris or Joe Biden bound and gagged and kidnapped in the back of said truck.
They were also posting 8646 all over the place.
Worth remembering that Whiskey Pete Tegbreath was removed from a presidential detail
because of internal concerns
that he would be a threat to the life of President Biden
that he might just turn out to be one of those homegrown terrorists.
But more John Cornholio.
Oh, and I hate to mention it, but please don't...
If somebody can help, don't let Ralph's challenge go by the boards.
We can get down to $3,700 for the deficit
if we can just raise that
and maybe get me close to being able to pay the power bill.
It's a struggle.
But no, back to John Cornholio.
Well, nitwit Nero put the shiv between his ribs in the most humiliating possible way.
James Tala Rico, the Democratic nominee for Senate in Texas,
has proposed lifting the federal gas tax because of the ginormous increases in gas prices
brought on by Nittwit Niro's and BV Netanyahu's,
shipwere war against Iran.
Well, John Cornholio immediately ran to the podium to yell,
It's short-sighted, unsustainable, and it blow a hole in the federal budget.
Oops.
Well, so much for that, because Orange Daddy turned around and fucked John Cornholio.
He endorsed the idea of lifting the federal gas tax.
And then on Monday, Tala Rico posted,
President Trump and I agree, we should suspend the federal gas tax.
It's time for John Cornyn to get on board.
Texans need relief.
And with gas surging, at least where I am, toward $5 a gallon, which is unbearable.
Well, speaking to notice, Cornholio told Igor Bobbock,
Nobody said how we're going to pay for the roads and bridges,
and I'd be interested in how they proposed to do that.
But I think there's a difference between a temporary suspension and a permanent suspension.
I don't know exactly what the president has in line.
Please don't fuck me again, Daddy.
I think temporary suspension getting through this sort of bumpy time,
because of uncertainty about energy prices, I could live with that.
Because Daddy said he could live with that.
I got a better idea.
Let's replace the gas tax with...
How about that?
A tax on billionaires.
Let's let billionaires pay for the roads and bridges.
God knows they've got the money.
Mm-hmm.
Jesus.
They can't have any sort of consistency because even when they think that they're doing daddy's bidding,
Daddy turns around, and the Spirokeets tell him to say something different, and he does.
And poor old John Cornholio is still an underdog versus Ken Christian divorce Paxton.
And he doesn't want to be an ex-Senator.
He likes all that graft and corruption.
Oh, and then there's a little bit of news about
Nitwit Niro's presidential library.
You know, the one that's going to have a statue of nitwit Nero,
the size of the Colossus of Roads, that one, yeah.
Turns out it's all a dirty business.
I do mean villainaires, Steve.
Thank you for remembering our little schick.
Yeah.
Let the villainaires pay for the roads and bridges.
Like that's going to happen.
Speaking of which, and I found this interesting,
apparently, and I haven't talked much about this,
because villainaires fighting,
when villainaires fight in court,
all I hope is that it doesn't hurt too little on both sides,
and they both walk out bloody.
But the lawsuit that Leon Scum filed against Sam Altman
has been in trial,
and this just gives us a little bit of a window into how the villainaires think and behave.
Think Jane Goodall, only with the apes not being nice and pleasant to be around.
Well, Leon Scum started the lawsuit against Sam Altman, and it's been in trial for a couple of months,
and it was due to wrap up today. I don't know if it did.
If anybody wants to look, you can let me know.
But the interesting thing was that when testimony closed, oh, a month or so ago,
and I think this is a federal court case, the judge did a fairly anodyne thing,
and simply asked, would there be any possible need to call Leon Scum back to testify further?
And all parties have a right to their opinion on this.
So the judge said, I'm going to ask you to basically stay on standby because you could be recalled at any minute.
And you have to show up if anybody wants you to testify again.
Well, guess where Leon Scum is?
That's right. He's in January, along with Orange Julius Geezer.
and the rest of the grifting grafting gang entirely against the order of the federal judge.
He did not seek leave to go to China in violation of the court's order.
He just left and thumbed his nose at the court.
And if the case did in fact close today, then I guess it's no harm, no foul.
But you really do wish that the judge,
judge would, you know, having gotten word of this, maybe hold him in contempt, you know,
fine a trillion dollars or something, to try to finally get through to Leon Scum, that he is
subject to the laws of this nation whose citizenship he affirmatively sought and who lied in
order to get that citizenship, bailing out of college to use his daddy's money to invest in
PayPal? He's out of PayPal now. That's to my knowledge. But at some point in time, there has to be some sort of a reckoning.
Or it feels like there must. Or maybe there won't. And maybe, as Micah says, we're just too far gone.
I don't know. And then there's one of the bigger mysteries.
Oh, well, I got that. But no, let me go back to the dirty business with nitwit Nero's presidential
library
according to a story
from the Miami Herald
a non-profit organization
as well as
two people who live near where
the library would be
as well as a Miami-Dade college
student filed a lawsuit
today
and of course it's not going to be a library
it's going to be a grift there's a so-called
luxury hotel built into it
but the land comes from Miami-Dade
college
which by the way is a heavily Hispanic higher education facility
one of the most Hispanic colleges in the country
the land itself I mean we're talking about South Florida right
land ain't cheap
67 million dollars is the value of the land
but it was sold to the Trump library for $10
wouldn't you like to be able to buy land
and well I mean I wouldn't I can't go to Florida
but wouldn't you like to be able to buy land in South Florida
for $10 that's valued at $67 million
the lawsuit names
nitwit Niro
his
tax-exempt grift presidential library
foundation
Miami-Dade College itself
as well as its trustees
and of course
Florida governor Ron Monkey Up
Go Go Boots to Clantis
and they claim violation
of the demoluments clause
of the U.S. Constitution.
You know I only buy the best emoluments
for melanoma.
You always have to do the emoluments joke when you mention it
because the emoluments clause doesn't get a lot of press.
But at least
until our most puissant
dread sovereign Supreme Catholic
majesties get hold of it,
the actual text of the Constitution bars
presidents who are in office from
taking financial benefits from the several states
pretty damn clear really
the lawsuit complaint reads
as a result of defendant's conduct other states have been forced into an
arms race in which they must either compete with Florida
the lavish gifts on the president or fear
being unfairly disadvantaged
the precise scenario that the
domestic emoluments clause was adopted to
prevent. Meanwhile,
Florida
corrupt Florida
politicians are
doing everything and anything
to try to placate
nitwit Nero.
And the
legislature even went so far
as passing a law that
forbids municipalities
from regulating presidential
library development.
Well, he's
The spirochetes are eating the insides of his skull down to polished bone over the ballroom, so now he's got this too.
I mean, oh, there she goes.
Octavian, who later became Caesar Augustus, built the Arapakis.
Am I getting this right?
And on it had inscribed in it the race guest eye, his declarations of,
things that he had done, or was that the mausoleum?
I think it all runs together after a while.
And of course, we all know the old poem Ozimandius, that was Greek for what we know
as Ramsey's the second, two trunkless legs of stone in the desert, desert sands, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
look on my works ye mighty in despair, which, that was Keats.
Was it Keats or was it Shelly?
Can't remember.
But that inscription winds up being ironic because they're trunks and legless, no, they're legless stone, whatever, and the vast sands sweep far away.
So he really does think that he is an emperor.
He considers himself above mere mortals.
But the dude is going to turn 80 soon, and frankly he looks like he's going to do.
turn 90.
And he doesn't want to leave office, so what the hell's the library for?
Well, it's a grift.
The library, the idea of it being a library is just a fig leaf for another tacky-ass hotel.
That, believe you may, none of the maggots will ever be able to live in or, you know, even visit.
It's going to be a great big, big, shiny, this way to the egress.
and I'm sure they'll sell
the hatred hats
and the atrium.
The hatrium!
Ooh! Yeah.
There's a good one.
The hatrium.
There's nothing that doesn't have
the filth of graft and corruption
on it.
But no, what I said
was it Keith or Shelley,
neither says Steve, it was Margaret.
I'll apologize to the llama in advance.
She just,
She just kicked a little something your way, Steve, Margaret.
Okay.
That's as much as she had in the tank.
No, this is a big mystery.
Nobody knows where Tom Keene Jr. is.
He's a maggot congressman from New Jersey.
He's apparently sick, but he won't tell his constituents or the general public what's wrong.
All his office will say.
say is that he's dealing with a personal medical issue.
He'll make full recovery and be back at work.
The problem was they said that last month and he's still gone.
Politico said Representative Tom Keene Jr. will not return to Capitol Hill this week
after a staffer in his Washington office told Politico when asked on Tuesday,
the New Jersey Republican has not voted since March the 5th.
Well, I'm glad he's got that congressional salary to hold him up.
curiously however
there are still stock trades being made
on his behalf
even though he's in his sick bed
the somewhat odious Chris Saliza
over still on that
platform formerly known as Twitter
said at some point here doesn't he have to say what the hell is going on
the man's not been at work in two months
could any of us get away with that if we didn't tell our boss
what was happening
silly Saliza
he's a maggot
and
Democratic House
Majority Pack is posting pictures
bearing the
query where in the world
is Tom Keene Jr.
You know, Carmen San Diego
and honestly
given the tenor
of the Times
probably not a good idea to put him
to a meme of him on a milk carton
and he's a fairly young fella
you wonder what it is that's keeping him away but it makes him still able to have stocks traded.
Is it something embarrassing?
I mean, I don't think being sick is something embarrassing.
Is Tom King Jr., a big old whopping fob of any sort or variety?
Or is his dire illness the fact that he got caught with a man in his mouth?
It's always a possibility.
Yeah, I agree.
Jimmy in the Great Northwest says,
Chump's age turning 80.
He makes Methuselah look like a young pup.
True, true.
So who knows where he is?
Or what his illness is?
Did he pick up a nasty case of the monkey pox?
I think the timeline's all wrong for Hanta virus.
Is he being treated by RFK Jr.?
is he allowed to have
Jello? And sure.
Is whalehead, dead bear,
raccoon, raccoon dingus, brainworm,
Lamprey dancing around him with a
raccoon pizzle?
God.
Missing man, Clarence says they should
ask his father where he is. His father used to be
the former governor of New Jersey. That's true.
Did he get into it with his lady wife
and she beat the shit out of him?
Million questions.
And I wanted to mention this just because the timing struck me as at least interesting.
The other night, I just happened to see something on one of the streaming platforms.
It had Al Pacino in it, so I figured it had to be good.
It's simply called Paterno.
and Al Pacino plays Joe Paterno
and the setting of the film is
that brief limited time span
when the whole Jerry Sandusky thing blew up
and blew up in Paterno's face
and wound up with him being fired
after his lengthy tenure at Penn State.
But as I watched
and the
and was reminded of the horrors
of the Jerry Sandusky scandal.
The timeline, 96, 97, 98,
and people just looking away.
Penn State officials did prison time
for their failure to report and they're looking away.
But there's an almost perfect overlap with who?
Yeah, Jeffrey Epstein.
And of course, I guess at roughly the same time,
something similar was going on at Ohio State
where what,
Wexner was on the board of trustees
at the Ohio State University
while Jim Jacketoff Jordan was looking the other way
while boys were being raped in the showers there.
Sandusky, for his part, if you recall,
was raping 10-year-old boys in the shower.
And Paterno swore up and down.
He didn't know anything about it.
but one of the things that comes out in the film is that a victim said he reported being inappropriately touched by Jerry Sandusky to paterno directly and the reporter in the film says and when was this and this was reported on by the New York Times and the victim said the survivor said 1976 do you think we'll ever get to the bottom not just of a of a of a survivor said 1976 do you think we'll ever get to the bottom
not just of the Epstein horrors,
but all of these horrors,
and how they happen,
and how many people have to look away
in order for it to happen.
And then Julie T. Brown,
who broke the story initially with the Miami Herald,
on her substack earlier today,
said,
barring some confession or eyewitness testimony,
we may never really know whether Epstein killed himself.
But the course of events still has not convinced me
that he had the courage and the physical strength
to break three bones in his neck,
at least not all by himself.
And this comes on the heel of the revelation of his alleged suicide note,
tucked away in a book on July 27th,
and allegedly found by his cellmate
a murderer, Nicholas Tartaglione,
and it was buried for seven years.
Bill Barr, of course,
said that the July 23rd incident was, quote,
an attempted suicide,
but Bill at Barr had a motive for saying that
because Bill Barr was up to his eyeballs
in Jeffrey Epstein Associations
that went back to Bill Barr's daddy.
Interestingly,
Epstein before the August 9th date, or rather, no.
No, before his death, he changed his will two days before,
and left almost everything to one Karina Shuliac,
his quote-unquote last partner and quote-unquote loyal companion,
said to be the last person.
who spoke with Epstein on the phone,
but the problem is the night he died,
we now know that he got on an unmonitored cell phone
in an area outside the cell block where he was
and said he was calling his mother
and a male voice answered the call.
And his mother had been dead for over a decade.
But Julie Brown asked,
Here's something else to think about.
If Epstein intended to kill himself on July 23rd, wrote a suicide note and tucked it into Tartaglioni's book,
why didn't he change his will before then?
He didn't sign a new will until August 8th, two days before he was found dead.
Did he change his will because he intended to take his own life or because he feared someone else would kill him?
And then Julie Brown and her substack reminded her readers of the bizarreness of the entire circumstances.
Epstein was alone in his cell the night of August 9th, despite strict.
instructions given to prison personnel that he be housed with an inmate record show.
Two corrections officers fell asleep.
Failed to do their rounds, nearly all the cameras in the unit where Epstein was housed,
failed that night.
A forensic pathologist hired by Epstein's estate attended the autopsy and said Epstein's death was not a suicide,
but the New York medical examiner ruled that it was.
There were suspicious bank transactions on one of the guards' accounts,
and one inmate told authorities he overheard an officer mentioned covering up his murder.
The officer Tova Noel is scheduled to testify before the House Oversight Committee this coming Monday.
That should be interesting.
But when you look at all of these horrors taken together, Epstein, Jerry Sandusky, the monster at Ohio State, Larry Nassar at Michigan State,
it begins to become readily apparent
that there had to be a lot
of looking the other way
an enormous amount
of cover-up
and while Julie K. Brown says we may never
find out if he killed himself
or Epstein was murdered
I think I'm actually more disturbed, far more disturbed
by the fact that we may never find out
who all these enablers were
and because the maggots are so cynical and Republicans generally are so cynical and so nihilistic,
you know, they used Epstein to propel the whole bullshit cucumber theory and trust the process and WWG1WGA,
where we go one, we go all, and they did it for the cheapest of political motives,
promising America that they were going to expose the demoncrats
who did all of this
when the whole time
well
it was Republicans and villainaires
almost exclusively
well you know not taking into account of course
Noam Chomsky
but the messaging was so
so thorough
that to this day
you'll still catch maggot screaming
oh we're going to get that bill clinton
when their orange jesus
is mentioned more in the Epstein files
than Jesus Christ himself is in the New Testament
oh and just this to wrap things up
Ralph's $25 challenges on the table still
and
it would be wonderful if that could be met
you remember we've played clips
of that little Nazi
Nick Flintes
talking about how he wants to
destroy the Republican Party.
I mean, here's one from just last week.
I'm voting for a reckoning
against the GOP.
That's all that is.
Burn it down.
I want this administration
and everybody in it to be destroyed
so that in 28,
the Republican primary field
will be open for a genuine challenger.
That's going to be the next story.
Everybody that was in this administration is a failure.
Vance, Rubio, Heg-Seth, they're all failures.
They're all complicit in this.
They have to be weakened so that they cannot win the primary in 28.
They have to be sufficiently weakened so that a insurgent, dark horse has a chance, has an opportunity at running as an outsider in 28 against the legacy.
of this garbage administration.
You gotta wonder who that dark horse is, because after all, he is a Nazi.
So the dark horse, by definition, has to be a Nazi.
That is the only thing that is going to work.
And I know a lot of people are not riding with that, but frankly, those people don't know the first thing about politics.
I see people saying, why is he going for a Democrat?
I've explained this literally every day for like a year.
So at that point, it's just a rhetorical question.
The people that are not getting this are either complete NPCs and retarded or they don't
know the first thing about politics.
But everything I'm saying makes absolute sense.
This is the only way we can play.
The Republican Party is the only game in town if we want to oppose leftism.
And that is why we have to defeat the conservatives in the GOP and replace the
You stupid little fuck wit, leftism.
There's no leftism in the United States.
Good God.
AOC, Bernie Sanders, the entire squad,
you transport them into any functioning democracy
just about anywhere,
and they're centrist.
They're centrist.
There is no left in the United States.
the only real i mean the only thing that calls itself the la the left in the united states
are dude bros like hasan piker who braze a lot about leftism
and of course the occasion but but they're all terminally online
and actually getting them to go out and knock on doors
or canvas or campaign oh fuck
No, they're way too pure for anything like that.
There's no goddamn left in this country.
Wanting everybody to be able to go to the doctor when they're sick isn't fucking communism.
I would argue it's Americanism.
Opposing dipshit foreign wars isn't communism.
It's common sense.
And once again, we go back to what I've said previously.
namely that so many of us, Maloy, Tara, me, so many others were absolutely right about the bullshit in Afghanistan and Iraq.
I mean, I remember when Barack Obama was running in 2008 and he said, well, I believe that Afghanistan was the right war for the right reasons.
No, it fucking wasn't.
The left.
but this idea that he and his in-cell Groypers are going to go out and burn down the Republican Party.
Yeah, I'm not so foolhardy to say, you know, good luck, go for it, you know, whatever,
because that's how the original Nazis came to power.
What did Paul von Hindenberg say?
I can manage this Hitler.
Yeah, no, no.
But what's interesting out of all of this,
And I don't think there's a connection between the two.
But having heard that from Nick Fuentes, let's go to California.
Oh, dude, let's go to California.
In California, the congressional leadership fund,
which is one of the biggest packs that operates to the benefit of House maggots,
has turned on one of their own, Representative David Valadal,
who is a California Maggot.
The California Leadership Fund is now sending out mailers
supporting the progressive Democrat Randy Villegis,
who's a college professor,
in a contest against Democratic Assembly member, Jasmite Baines,
in the 22nd District in California.
This all comes from the Sacramento B.
they think some pundits believe that the congressional leadership fund is doing this
to help viagas and thereby turn moderate voters from democrats toward republicans by claiming that
eventually vizigis is a commie now this is all telling because valedau is not a nobub
he's been in the house for 12 years he's looking for his seventh term
and that 22nd district does lean left
so how interesting
this is a fund that's largely controlled by people like
the southern baptist minister mullah moses mike johnson
and he's sticking the shiv to one of his own
and it sounds an awful lot like the accelerationism
that is being advanced by that little Nazi Nick Fentes.
Isn't that just a thing?
But then again, back when this nightmare maladministration began,
I predicted that the fascists would begin eating their own.
And here we are.
Oh, there are still pockets.
Jay Walker comes to mind.
Well, you can all, Akbar, your way all the way back,
Your butt all the way back in the Middle East.
Your butt.
What, you sick?
You little twerp.
I guess it's a wait-and-see sort of thing.
And we'll have to find out.
So thanks, everybody.
Ralphs, by the way, says,
Don't make me sick Kayla on you all.
You don't want it. I keep telling you.
I promise you you don't.
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Good Lord, it's dangerous out there.
If you're trans at the University of Washington,
let people know where you are at all times.
There's a killer out there.
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And in fact, if she comes towards you saying,
well, I ain't afraid of the Antifa militia.
Well, of course you aren't, honey, because it doesn't exist.
We'll avoid her like the plague because she is.
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