Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 14 October 2026, Prayer Meetin' Wednesday

Episode Date: October 15, 2026

Why do MAGATS get weird about dogs? Why does the new Who, er, White House Spokesblonde claim to be a lawyer? Why is she now the subject of a complaint to the California Bar? Is Natalie-the-Nappy-Nanny worried about competition? What will viewership of the upcoming firing squad tell us about America? Why are MAGATS so predictably insane?  Answers to these questions and more on today's podcast!

The password is Pupstortion. It's showtime. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussin, with America's only liberal transvillity elitist right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch,

who invites you to be part of the uprising against Mountain... removal, CRMW.net. And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is. Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this 14th day of October, 2006. This is the horn. Head on dot live is where you'll find us on the interweb tubes.

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this program being one of them. Hi, I'm Roxanne, cold ginger-rail by my side, because, well, hmm, that's cute. You know, I mentioned a week or so ago that the old reliable clock on the wall just required its batteries to be, and then the batteries died.

I put new batteries in it. It restored to defaults, and for the life of me, I can't figure out how to reset it. So I'm kind of at a loss. It tells me that it's 27.4 degrees Celsius in here. and so that's going to be great for the Canadian portion of the Horn family community congregation. All I know is it's hot here in mid-October. But, well, hence the ice cold ginger ale, yes.

But, well, every program here at the Horn begins with gratitude. This program is no different, so consequently thanks go out to our 14th day. of the month subscribers and contributors via PayPal and that means thanks ever so kindly to Ralphs and thank you to Paul

and thank you to Matt in San Francisco via Zamboanga thank you so very kindly indeed thank you all for being partial sponsors of the program and helping to keep this little effort at

progressive liberal whatever word you prefer anything but MAGA or right wing or fascist. Attempted non-commercial, non-capitalist broadcasting afloat. Thank you. At present, our funding deficit is at $1,380. We got down to $1180 yesterday evening, so that basically means all of this week is unfunded.

Last Friday is unfunded. $180 of last Tuesday remains unfunded. But there is good news. Courtesy of Ralphs, who has been doing everything she possibly can

to keep this little effort afloat. A mid-month challenge, because, well, it's the 14th and by, well, it will be past the mid-month mark by the 16th. So in an effort to get everything caught up,

and take care of a week going forward. It's Ralph's Mid-month challenge. $1,000. Match dollar for dollar for every dollar that comes in. So you send one, it turns into two. You send five, it turns into 10. 20, 40, 50, 100, 102, 255. Like that, yes.

So thank you ever so kindly, Ralph. Thank you so very much indeed. This may, if we can make some progress on the challenge this evening, that means that I get to deliver a couple of swift kicks to the lupine pest that's on the porch. Actually, she's a coyote, if truth be known. She's very real. apparently well

she apparently knows that there is a a profoundly handsome golden retriever in this house and so she loiters around the outside

and she'll go to this one particular window and oh my god the shadow and that bitch sorry I mean make googly eyes at each other. It's not sweet,

but, you know, the golden one looks up and I don't know why I feel this way, but, oh, auntie, oh, mama! But, yeah, if we can make some headway on this challenge, it'll and complete this challenge. I can go out and... Well, is a coyote, Lupine? I don't know. Lupine indicates wolf.

Lupus, lupi, lupae, lupai, Latin. Yeah. Yeah, I... What, brother Deacon? The Camel Cardinal says you can't reset the atomic wall clock. You're officially interested. your VCR flashing 12 o'clock territory, Grandma. Don't you go telling us I ain't no Luddite, y'all.

You're officially a Luddite. Okay, smart guy. After the program, I will send you a picture of the back of this clock, which has three buttons and a slider. And there's nothing on there to suggest what any of the three buttons do or the slider. and so it's a matter of just trial and error because bless their hearts the folks who make things like

well, Duracel and the energizer it takes two C-cell batteries and ah golly I think the last time I bought batteries for this thing were it was hell Barack O'Barrows,

Obama may have still been in office, if that gives you any idea. And I can't find a manual for it. Way back, well, more than 21 years ago now when the equipment started coming in here, that was one of the pieces of equipment. No, I did not save the manual. Or maybe I did for a while, but not now. I refuse, I can set a VCR, damn you. But, like, I will.

I'll send you a picture. And you can tell me how to do it. But right now it's about two hours off. And it's set for Celsius. otherwise we've got Wednesday and October and the 14th everything's right except the temperature and it would probably say 5 o'clock if it wasn't set for mountain daylight time go figure

muddite indeed but anyway about that about that challenge yeah if we can get rolling on that that would wipe out the backlog and put us into like past Monday for being fully funded. So fingers crossed because, well, desperate times. But anyway, about that password, pupsortion, what is it with maggots and, and, and sweet little animals.

I mean, this, as is so often the case in the run-up to the midterms, this case goes back to the Buckeye State, Ohio, where the pettifogger for Max Miller, you remember Max Miller, right? He's a maggot congressman from Ohio who, through hot perhaps boiling water on his then wife who also broke

allegedly broke the collarbone of his two-year-old daughter and who recently saw his girlfriend namely Jacqueline Allotrash can't make those names up Can't? No, no, no, we can't. Jacqueline Allotrash has been indicted for, well, stealing roughly $9,000 from her ex-husband,

namely Dr. Matthew Campert. They've been divorced for a while, as we noted in reporting the indictment story. She was indicted long after their divorce had become final when she, according to the indictment. used a credit card of his that she had no rights, no signature rights, no rights whatsoever to use, to run up $9,000 in bills. And, you know, stiff her ex-husband with it. Well, again, as noted, Matthew Campert is a doctor. He was once, and I'm sure he thoroughly regrets it now, married to Jacqueline Alla Trash. Roll tied, Jacqueline.

Roll tide. Max Miller's lawyer, not Alatrash's lawyer. Larry Zuckerman, a pettifogger for Max Miller, sent a nasty gram, a cease and desist letter, if you will, telling Matthew Campert that he had to stop saying bad things about Jacqueline Alley Trash. Like every time I say it, I just... Yeah.

I just see an old shipping container up on blocks with a Confederate flag on a pole flying off the corner of it. But Max Miller's lawyer told Dr. Campert to stop saying bad things. about Ms. Alatrash. Sounds like a redneck pageant winner, doesn't she? Or else

she could move the court to petition the court to reopen their divorce settlement for spousal support and property. And speaking to Mother Jones magazine, Dr. Campert said he felt like she was trying

to extort more money from him. and that's not all though because the letter goes on and well makes bad matters worse not necessarily for dr camper but for max miller and um miss allotrash there she is Roxanne stop it we got a $1,300 deficit. I'm not going to brook any damn singing this evening. And this pettifogger, Zuckerman, who has been the lawyer for Max Miller's for at least five years. Well, he said that Dr. Campert was menacing by stalking.

Was he stalking, Ms. Allotrash, when he reported unauthorized transactions on his credit card. Is that what you mean? Petty Fogger Zuckerman? Zuckerman went on to threaten Dr. Camford's medical license, and then, Jesus Christ, these people are so nasty. Then he and Petty Fogger Zucerman, included a screenshot of an email where Dr. Zuckerman mentioned that he had given his faithful friend and companion, his canine pal, a 10-year-old doggy, an injection.

Petty Fogger Zuckerman wrote, I am also aware of your willingness to engage in cruel and criminal behavior, including but not limited to, criminal diversion of narcotics from your place of employment. And then suggested that Dr. Campert killed his own dog. No, Dr. Campert is not Krusty, the nasty Nazi gnome, and the dog's name was not Cricket. That poor goat. But no, Dr. Campert said what he did was he gave a corticosteroid injection to his doggy that helped the 10-year-old pupper move without pain. The dog's name was Rue. And Dr. Campert gave Rue a steroid shot for arthritis pain in 2021.

and then lo and behold, Rue got up and was more active and walked around without pain and, you know, good on you, Doc. Rue did die two years later at the age of 12, which for a big dog is kind of old. We were fortunate way back in the day to have our beloved Miranda for 14 years. oh she was such a tall baby a yellow lab her name was Miranda but the babies quickly

took to calling her Nana because she well being a retriever she herded the little children around when they were toddlers but it's pretty obvious Dr. Campert

did nothing wrong but that doesn't stop a petty fogging piece of bar trash from making the allegation. But the thing is, lawyer Zuckerman had no business writing the letter in the first place because he represents Max Miller and would have a monumental conflict of interest for he to also be representing Ms. Allotrash. Honey, I would have kept my married name, honest to Jesus. You had to know there was a hillbilly out there somewhere who would have a high old time with this. Yeah.

You know, the folks down at all barns say, you know, Al-A-Trash, and the Alabama fans say barn trash, and never mind. And apparently, Ms. Allotrash, according to the rooster, a publicer. out of the Buckeye State says she's a bodybuilder. And when you look at Max Miller and you see, you know, he looked like the classic 90-pound weakling years ago, but now he looks like he probably whinnies from whatever it is he's taking. and if she's a bodybuilder, I'll bet you she knew where to get those. And no one would maybe think about this if it weren't for the fact that there's lawyer Zuckerman accusing Dr. Camper of using improper steroids on a doggie with arthritis. And by the way, this being the 14th, let's see, Friday.

Friday will be the 16th and Ms. Allotrash will be arranged in court a week later on the 23rd of October when, you know, here at the horn, we will be celebrating our 21st birthday as an internet-only

broadcast. Are you, Max Miller? Are you, Ms. Alatrash? Me. It's just a starting place, but speaking of lawyers, we should probably also check in with Nitwit Niro's newest lawyer, and I mean, of course, Katie Zakaria,

Yeah, because you may recall the clip from yesterday in which someone asked Nitlett Nero, where was she admitted to the bar? And he said, I don't know, and then sort of pivoted in his exoskeleton and waved at Katie Zakaria, otherwise known as Natalie Harpy's new mortal enemy. and she said, I'm a lawyer. Yeah, where'd you get your law license, hon? China? No, that's impossible because only a Chinese citizen can get a lawyer,

get, you know, licensed practice law in China. So, this didn't take long. The campaign for accountability filed a complaint earlier today before the bar of the state. of California asking for an investigation into Katie, the new White House spokes creep. And, well, with the word of her appointment, her mooch timer started 10 hours and 13 minutes, according to the brother deacon. And, well, she may not make a full mooch at this point because the campaign for accountability

noted via Michelle Cuppersmith, the executive director of campaign for accountability. In California, calling yourself a lawyer

without a license isn't puffery. It's a crime. To wit, if you don't have a state bar license in California, and you call yourself

as a lawyer, that's a misdemeanor. And you can do up to a year in the joint and pay a thousand dollar fine. And so among other things in the complaint, the campaign for accountability asks the bar to, quote, take all appropriate action,

including referral to the Ventura County District Attorney or other appropriate prosecuting authorize because Katie Zakaria, legal eagle, has a home in Ventura County, California. Yeah. Of course, she does not have a law license in California. She doesn't have a law license in any of the other 49 states.

Neither does she have a law license in D.C., Puerto Rico, Guam, or the Mariana Islands protectorate. Northern Mariana Islands. Now, I suppose one would say, if one were a maggot prone to defend this criminal. enterprise. Well, she's not practicing law. She's the White House spokes babe. Yeah, but she said I'm a lawyer. And that's what this all turns

on. But she did get a real live, no kidding, law degree. She got it from Pepperdine University back in 2011. Of course, that doesn't confer of a license to practice law in California who has

one of the most difficult bar exams in the entire United States and so the campaign for accountability said if the reporting is accurate Ms. Zakaria has repeatedly

held herself out to the public as entitled to practice law without a license to do so conduct California law treats as a crime well she's got a warrant out for her it's going to be kind of hard for her to visit her home and venture or county. Be curious to find out

if it goes on the market anytime soon. While residing in California, she has repeatedly told the public without qualification, I'm a lawyer, and has invoked its status to lend authority to her commentary on legal procedure. As a lawyer, the procedural steps are absolutely critical.

That was what Zakaria said one day when she was on Fox and Fiend. back in August. Popular information documented a shit ton of them. And relying on that, Campaign for Accountability said, these representations were not isolated. They span at least February 2025 through October 2026

and were made across multiple national outlets available to California audiences and were reinforced by on-screen identifications in at least 18 television appearances. The repetition and breadth of these statements way heavily in favor of investigation. And it's kind of telling that when popular information reached out,

the Maggot Hor, I mean, White House just said, well, Daddy said she's an attorney. And a day later, I'm still trying to figure out what when I moved to China means relative to her being a lawyer,

it's cray cray. And she, speaking to Politico, and they reported this via a post over to what used to be Twitter. She said, I practiced international transactional law with all the appropriate credentials.

Honey, if you had a law license, you'd say I passed the bar and I had a law license. All the appropriate credentials? And she even went so far as to hold herself out to the public as General Counsel for an outfit called Fix California. That's a tax-exempt Dodge out of California. She was there as General Counsel

from January 2024 to March 2025. Oops, the baby. And that is an entirely separate crime in California. Ms. Cuppersmith added The rules against unlicensed Lawyering exist to protect the public. To be meaningful, the rules must apply to people with the biggest megaphones,

not just to those with no platform. Yeah. Ring her up! I wonder if California allows for gender-affirming care for bullshit petty foggers in their care custody and control. She may want a little more.

more Magaloko face added to her. Oh, and yesterday, having mentioned Barbara, what was her name? Well, it's gone around the Internet some more. And I guess you could say she's the new Susan Dell. Honest to God, her official portrait, and look, I don't like to comment on women's appearance, because I don't want anybody commenting on mine. but that portrait she looks like her left eye is about to fall out of her

eye socket Jesus Christ I'd be as disgusted by the at the photographer as at the photograph why did she let that out Barbara Kimberlin whatever

y'all will get to it so Oh, and by the way, with regard to funding for the program, again, we've got $1,000 on the table, courtesy of Ralphs. But an additional $25, just to kick things off, from Andy Borowitz. Oh, yeah. The $25 Andy Borowitz

Challenge That's good George Santos Questions Zaccari's credentials Um Dogg on it Where'd the link you go

There it is I don't know where it went Zucker book is Zucker book is funny that way sometimes Rouse But yeah the $25 Andy Borowitz George Santos

questions Katie Zaccari his credential challenges on the table. Yeah. Jeremy says, as long as I'm a lawyer claims she thinks caregivers of trans person should be prosecuted, Gavin will waive any warrants on her. Leave me some hope,

juvenile delinquent number two. And by the way, I had a note from David earlier from the corrections department. Not that correction, not the department of corrections, but the editorial corrections department. David wrote, In the midst of my insomnia, I'm listening to Monday's podcast. The Steers and Queers quote is from Full Metal Jacket,

not an officer and a gentleman. I recognize the quote, but don't remember seeing officer and a gentleman. Hopefully someone has already given you a heads up, though. Thanks for that, David. We regret the error. And once again, a gentle reminder that, well, we do make those from time to time, and we regret them when we do. So, again, thank you very much. That's a good example of how memory can put a stick in our spokes.

I could have sworn it was an officer and a gentleman. But then again, I guess that's the... That's the Mandela effect. Thank you for that, David. And from good news, from Cynthia in the Bay Area, the California Secretary of State's office has informed me that my ballot has been received and counted. Yay! And for what it's worth, I voted as hard left as I could.

Fuck the far-right Nazi fascist pigs. Add a girl. And from Balmer Bob, a question posed by Stephanie Miller. Does Trump have a blonde bimbo farm somewhere that he recruits his staff? from um stephen is a is a comedy genius

bob but i will i will humbly suggest that it is not a farm it is a factory there's more than uh more than more than more than bought farms in mother of russia

so yeah uh thank you ralps the difference between lawyer and uh attorney and the short answer, as Rouse points out, serving as the Horn Ad Hoc Nationwide Bar Research Committee.

In the U.S., someone cannot legitimately call themselves an attorney or a lawyer if they've not passed the bar exam and received a license to practice law. And it would appear that Katie sort of trampled all over that. This one photo of her, though, she's got a really pretty pink frost eye shadow on and I gotta give credit where it's due that's that's a very pretty eye shadow look

best I can do for now well thanks for that juvenile delinquent number two if dogs don't suffer from their pain in old age via medicine they are in noncompliance of God's plan and doomed to hell well it is prayer meeting Wednesday so we've got that going on

And back to my clock. You know, you'd think I'm just sitting here, dribbling oatmeal in my senescence. Jerry says there's also this newfangled invention called Google. If you just type your make and model into Google, chances are pretty strong. You can find a PDF version of an owner's user's manual. I know time's hard and grandma doesn't like change. I will pull this radio program over.

young Jeremy. And you won't get a snow cone when we get to Wally World. Did you really think I hadn't done that? I searched all over. And yes, I used the name of the manufacturer and the model number as shown on the front of Yon Clock. I got everything but a manual for it. AI is so helpful.

No juvenile delinquent number two The Golden One will not be spending the night outside with his coyote girlfriend Who is in fact coyote ugly Those puppies No No no no no Oh I mentioned a moment ago

Pepperdine University an alumni revolt underway at Pepperdine, because when Katie Zakaria was announced as the new White House spokeslier, the Pepperdine Caruso School of Law, isn't that, and I don't know if you're out there or not billable, but isn't Pepperdine a notoriously right-wing school of law somewhat akin to back east here,

the fat-dead Tony Scalia School of Law at George Mason University. Yeah. But they went on Instagram, the Pepperdine Caruso School of Law, and said, Katie is a valued member of our dean's counsel, and we're proud to see her take on this important role in public service grifting, no, public service. Well, this led a whole bunch of people to comment on the post over at Instagram,

some saying, as an alum of Pepperdine, I do not celebrate this. 2,600 people liked it. The Pepperdine I know encouraged a life of service, purpose, and leadership. I thought integrity and truth were implied. Another said, I'm ashamed of. see my alma mater celebrating this. To me, this administration represents the exact

opposite of everything Pepperdine taught us to stand for. Deeply disappointing. And then, apparently, whoever manages the Instagram account got a bad case of postus deleteus

with a number of people saying, Pepperdine deleted my comment, which said, well, she'd be the first Pepperdine law alone to be prosecuted at the Hague. 2100 people said like that. Oh, and by the way, her first briefing,

we only played part of that exercise in stupidatos. But along the way, and I would be remiss if I did not mention this, along the way, she also pointed out that thanks to this

brilliant administration and our orange Jesus, Donald Daddy Trump, all of America's submarines will now be serviced in Cleveland. What I said is, it's a bit of a paraphrase, but it's pretty damn close. I got the gist of it. Yeah, I guess we're going to send our nuclear submarines up the Erie Canal, and they're going to get a workup. In Cleveland?

Well, I'm sure the submariners will be grateful for the opportunity to get a little liberty and maybe go into town and go to Slymonds for quite possibly the best corned beef sandwich in the entire United States of America, perhaps the world even. They are not to be, oh, my God, it's so good. I don't know. I presume there's still a going concern and survived COVID. But, God, I don't know how many brisketes they roasted on a daily basis. Just, and that thin rye bread and just a smear of brown mustard and about eight inches of corn. Damn it, you juvenile delinquents. Not a word.

About eight inches of corned beef stacked, sliced paper thin, stacked on that bread, another piece of bread put on top of it, and yum! But yeah, our submarine fleet is going to be moved from Groton, Connecticut, according to this genius from Groton, Connecticut to be serviced in Cleveland. Well, that'll all be fine as long as there's no goddamn steam catapults. Right? Right. Oh, but, yeah, they were so proud at Pepperdine.

I'd graduate at both Pepperdine University's. Seaver College in Pepperdine Caruso School of Law. Katie is a valued member of our Dean's Council. We're proud to see her take on this important role in public service and represent the Pepperdine community on a national stage. Dean Paul

Karen shared his congratulations in support for Katie as she begins this new chapter in graft. I added that. Congratulations to Katie Zakaria on her appointment as White House Press Secretary. I'll be praying for

Katie, oh my God, it's one of them praying schools, ain't it? As she takes on such an important public service role, we joined Dean Karen in celebrating Katie and praying for her as she steps into this important responsibility. Go waves. Ready, okay. Jesus. But a moment ago,

Cynthia mentioned the fact that she got her receipt back from her mail-in ballot, I'm glad. Because as of today, the state of California's Secretary of State, well, via reporting yesterday by Reuters, Secretary of State Shirley Weber sent a demand, or rather the DOJ said a demand to Secretary of State Shirley Weber. Reuters reviewed the letter, and they sent along a thumb drive. Yeah, like anybody would open a thumb drive that comes from this bunch of criminals, footpads, cut purses, ditch dwellers, and highwaymen.

What's on the thumb drive is said to be the names of people that the Maggot White House thinks are non-citizens. on the in the population of California insisting that California refused to send ballots to individuals they've named until state officials confirmed their citizenship status.

Well, voting is already underway. This is an attempt to undermine that. The entirely corrupt and criminal DOJ says that anyone on their named list should have their ballot what a curious word to use

segregated but then again they probably like that word and that's in case anyone on the list has already received a ballot and that those votes should not

be counted until they've been verified to be citizens and then they said and you have 48 hours to review this list. And we'll sue you if you don't do what we say. Outpets like the American Immigration Council have pointed out, a close analysis of even the Heritage Foundation's own database demonstrates that there's no crisis of non-citizen voting. Even in Heritage's own data, cases of non-citizen voting are exceedingly rare.

So this is part of the run-up to what Nitwit Nero and his criminal cronies, these filthy fascists are going to do to try to steal the election out from under what may very well be a flood of biblical proportions. Because, see, they're still butt hurt over the fact that California redistricted, just like Texas did, to get rid of the maggot presence. the maggot infestation in their congressional delegation. Well, I don't necessarily think that's going to go anywhere. It'll be bounced out of court.

But look for an increase in intimidation tactics in places like California. Anywhere that there will be an increase in, a potential outbreak of democracy. Ah, yeah. Oh, and just as an aside, we started the week on Monday talking about the raid against Ilhan Omar. And I can't help thinking that maybe that wasn't very well-thought-out. You know, J.D. Vance, barking and grunting about it as far back as May.

because if you can attack the paperwork of one naturalized citizen well sauce goose sauce gander because frankly there's not a lot to find in Ilhan Omar's background because she was a child when she was brought to this country she filled out no paperwork

she committed no crime she published no lie on the other hand however Leon Scum Space Nazi was a full-grown adult when he snuck into the United States. Remember, he went from South Africa, where his dad was raised a Nazi, to Canada, where he and his brother then got this idea that they would like to come to Merca, and he got admitted because money. See, these highfalutin schools do love people, students who pay cash tuition.

Recent study, for instance, of the IVs and whatnot, show that, I think somewhere north of 50% of admissions at these institutions of higher learning, are of people who are either the children of rich people or relatives of alums or athletic prodigies. Yeah. But, yeah, Leon Scum Space Nazi went to Stanford and had a cup of coffee and then decided that he wanted to go out and be an entrepreneur at quit school. and obtained U.S. citizenship by arguably false pretenses.

And when the whole Ilhan Omar thing broke on Monday, I got to thinking about it and said, you know what we could do? If we had a functioning constitutional government, I know, why do I continue? But if we did, what we could do is we could investigate Leon Scum, Nazi citizenship, and upon a fair and honest investigation, determined that he obtained his citizenship by fraud, strip him of his citizenship, and deport him. But along the way, we could say, oh, by the way, all that wealth that you gained as a result of the fraud you perpetrated, that were going to nationalize.

and we could just maybe because you know under the Fifth Amendment you can't have a taking of property without due process of law that is the Fifth Amendment right anyway he'd have to have some hearings and whatnot

but given that he acquired his wealth after he had lied his way into the United States yeah we just have a nice little trial and then we take away all his shit and and then you know i don't know uh have i send him to uh fucking south sudan perhaps it's time to yeah or micah you're absolutely right we could send him to uh uh that shithole concentration camp in el shitholidolador as micah says

i'm generally against it well goose meet gander i know it's a goose and that gander. They do get around. Yeah. And I mentioned that because I had a story in the stack earlier, well, for today. And

well, you remember how I mentioned that he that Leon Scumned Space Nazis said Zelensky's gone too far after Zelensky attacked the data centers. Three of them. Ukraine attacked them.

Well, guess what? Leon Scum, Space Nazi, turned around and shut down the Ukrainian military's access to Starlink satellite internet. At the same time that Pudi was launching a massive ballistic missile barrage against Ukraine. And that missile barrage, you know, at one point in time, the United States would, We had an open and active line to Ukraine, and the minute we saw launches, we would be on the phone to them. Okay, incoming, duck and cover. Well, nitwit Niro's filthy little fascists aren't doing that anymore

because they have decided to land squarely in the corner of that KGD colonel, criminal, who is and has been robbing Russia blind and is a murderer and a war criminal and a committer of crimes against humanity and needs to be doing the Spandau ballet so we quit warning them and Leon Scum turned off their Starlink access so that launches

made by the Ukrainian military could not reach their targets and had to be aborted. This latest barrage came yesterday evening, Tuesday evening. Fortunately, Europe is still there, and Europe did warn Ukraine about three subsequent barrages. SpaceX, on the other hand, was as quiet as a graven image in regard to why they suddenly lost Starlink access. but you might recall that much earlier in the war, as Ukraine was about to sink the entire navy of Mother Russia in the Black Sea, Leon Scum cut off the Starlink access there too.

Now, see, if we ever get a good government back, we can investigate and strip him of his citizenship, send him to South Sudan, and nationalized Starlink and never let him do that kind of dirty shit to a people trying to defend themselves from a gang of barbarian hordes from Mother Russia. By the way, speaking of the barbarian hordes of Mother Russia, there's another mass exodus taking place. Border crossings from Russia into Georgia, for instance.

are up dramatically, and others are taking flight to places like Istanbul, where they will not be forcibly repatriated to Russia, because, well, they don't want to be turned into Vladpudi's drone sponges. But as to the Ukrainian missions against Russia, our armed forces did not receive a warning about those restrictions, and this led to the failure of a number of missions. It's clear that this action cannot be a coincidence and is connected to the current political situation. Everything they've done, hitting the oil infrastructure, hitting the data centers.

Well, they've used Starlink to do it, and I'm sure Vlad Pudi has informed Leon Scum space Nazi that he's not happy about that. And maybe said something to him like, It's nice launch pad you have there. It would be a problem. It would be bad if something was to happen to it, or perhaps you get a case of the polonium flu. Or maybe your ketamine dose for this time through is a little stronger than what you are useful.

And of course, the ballistic missiles, Mother Russia is using. They're shahads. Gosh, that's an odd word in Russian Shahad. Well, guess what? It's not a Russian word. It's, yeah, it's a Persian.

Iran. So we're siding with Russia, who is an ally of Iran whom we are at war with Make it make sense. Pretty please.

Yeah. and of course Leon Scum Space Nazi is also busy having a complete and total hissy fit, kittens with crocheted tails, over the new four-hour documentary about him that has come out, that does not paint him in anything resembling a favorable light. Oh no. And I think he realizes that beyond the bots that love him on his excrement, platform. There just really aren't that many people who are into him anymore. Note coming in from Sylvie just signed in. What's the thing you need a manual for? Most everything has manuals

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Anyway, the PayPal buttons at head on.com. For anybody who wants to help out. and thank you very kindly if you do. One last thing, and then I'm going to go over to the phones, because this goes, well, this goes to something I said in the post that Ms. Micah put up over at Blue Sky. And I'm pretty sure I'm not misremembering this film moment. in

in broadcast news you know Albert Brooks Holly Hunter William Hurt among others there's a scene and William Hurt plays basically a

hymbo he's just a pretty Jack Nicholson was in it too but William Hurt plays an Otney Upton Ute-Ait-Ite-Bray TV anchor, who's not very good at journalism, but is really good at looking handsome on screen. Well, he's anchoring while an international incident takes place, and Albert Brooks is sitting at home, and William Hurt doesn't know dittily squat about the ordinance, munitions, or equipment being used.

The movie's old. We're talking about the late 80s, and it had to do with some sort of kerfuffle in Libya, because Gaddafi was still about back then. But Albert Brooks's character gets on the phone to Holly Hunter's character. He's a reporter. She's a producer. And he starts explaining to her about the aircraft involved.

and the munitions involved, and then she, in turn, relays it to William Hurt on the set via his IFB, and even as Albert Brooks is saying these things, William Hurt is repeating them on air, and in a moment of just sublime irony, Albert Brooks says, I say it here, and it comes out there. well there have been more than a few occasions on this program where that very thing has happened

Monday when we started the brand new broadcast week of course one of the things we were talking about was the great big kerfuffle over the made-up bullshit that James Tala Rico had disappeared for nine days to a mental health facility in Mason, Ohio. Talarico would go on to say, I've never even been to Ohio. And the mental health facility said, he was never here, he's never been here.

But that was only sufficient to prove the further conspiracy as far as the maggots are all concerned. But on Monday, I said, huh, given everything they've said, about James Tala Rico, I'm surprised they went with the behavioral health unit route

instead of, because, well, why didn't they just say he'd gone in for a sex change surgery? And at the time, I noted, you know, it's about a week-long process. Check in the day of the surgery, get the surgery, and then for about the next week or so. You sit there and you lay there and you get, you know, the staff takes care of you and they make sure everything works the way it's supposed to work. And then they turn you loose. And all told, it's about the seven to eight day process. And I said, gee, why didn't they just say James Talleyko had gone and had a sex change?

I need to be careful about what I say to whisper into the ears of the goddess. of irony because lo and behold it took about a day. I said it here, it came out there. And where did it come from? Well, it came from one of those most loopy and loony of maggots. Carrie Lake, who still thinks she was elected governor of Arizona back in

2020. But instead of biting on the on the on the on the on the uh grippy sock hotel story no Carrie Lake instead said uh posting a screenshot well she posted the she posted the screenshot of an inquiry she made to Leon Scum Space Nazis AI asking, In one sentence, how long does it take to recover from bottom surgery? About a year? About a year, you dumbass.

You stupid fucking transphobe? You goddamn maggot idiot. Dead from the neck up, Carrie Lake. but the surgery itself and the initial hospital recovery about a week. And she used a picture from years ago by James Talarico showing him in the hospital, in a hospital gown.

This is how sleazy and slimy they are. His own post said three years ago I almost slipped into a coma and died. I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. I paid $684 for my first 30-day supply. of insulin. Some pay $1,000 plus a month. Many die without it. Today I introduced legislation to cap the price of insulin at $50 a month in Texas. Well, this, using that picture of him giving the thumbs up from a hospital bed with that fetching hospital gown on that ties in the back, someone named Caroline Wren said, if Tala Rico was off the trail for 12 days because of type 1 diabetes,

we would have been getting daily posts like this. Instead, they went dark, claimed the flu, and are now going to try to use diabetes as the scapegoat. Just watch. And Carrie Lake followed it up with... In one sentence, Grock, how long does it take to recover from bottom surgery? Grock answered, Most people need about six to eight weeks

before they can go back to work and normal activitize but full healing takes around 6 to 12 months for vaginoplasty and 12 to 18 months for falloplasty, which is usually done in stages. Them some desperate people. Of course, she could have asked a trans woman or a trans guy who had been through the process, but no one would talk to her because she's a toxic piece of shit.

But some of the maggots moved into, holy fuck I'm going to get the shit suit out of me mode with for instance Carmine Sabia saying yeah I apologize for sharing the false report about James Tala Rico receiving mental health treatment I relied on to report

and available then but I got it wrong and retracted that that that the only words missing there are upon advice of counsel comma everything else He went on and said, I support Ken Paxton,

but the truth matters more than winning on a lie. But nonetheless, well, for instance, Caroline Wren wanted to know, as we shared there, why hasn't he been posting daily about his flu? God, bitch! What do you want?

You want some close-up photos of his used Kleenexes? You want a lovely picture of a Tala Rico sinus oyster? God. But Caroline Wren, for her part, said, This explains so much. And another idiot called Celtic Mission put up an online pole. God, I've got to be more careful with my powers.

Did James Tala Rika, was he depressed because he had the top surgery or because he had the bottom surgery? For the unannitiated top surgery is usually used to describe the medical procedure by which trans men have their breasts removed. Bottom surgery can be either. I just call it SRS. Another Chud who's associated with Stephen Crowder, who took money from Mother Russia. James Talleyko is recovering from bottom. surgery. Which kind, genius?

Because they can't decide, because they're so bigoted, so ugly, so hateful, so stupid, they can't decide whether he's really a female-to-male to male transsexual, or whether he's a male-to-female transsexual

when in fact he's just a cis guy. And then the conspiracies continued because Because, well, the timing is curious because, you know, he did it right before the, right before election times with one guy named Dirtbag Left saying, my favorite part of this conspiracy is that James Talariko would just suddenly decide to get bottom surgery one month before the election at the age of 37. Like he could have simply waited another month to avoid suspicion, he would have already waited 37 years. Jesus.

Another individual Felix Biederman single-handedly saved Sunday not these MFs discussing some deranged theory that James Talleyco got bottom surgery and the irony of this of course is that he threw trans people under the bus

Tala Rico did just like Annie Andrews in South Carolina and Marcy Captor in Ohio who else there's more Mary Peltola in Alaska Micah noting I'm sure him again stating how much biological males

don't belong in girls' sports in some circumstances will make everyone realize they're wrong and talk instead about their policy differences yeah no you're not you're not being that bitch Micah no one no Democratic candidate has ever won

by throwing a marginalized group under the bus. I dare and defy anyone to find one. And like I was talking with David in Oregon, Amy McGrath in Kentucky, had some real momentum going for her until she decided to snuggle up to Mitch McConnell and declare that she too was a friend to call! And then she got pasted

because Republicans never vote for Republican white. So like I said, I've got to be careful with my powers. Nah, this is really the powers involved. They're just predictable. They are that stupid. They're so stupid they can be easily, their behavior can be easily and simply predicted. But let's go over to the stress line and simply. who's been waiting patiently.

Hey, welcome to the program. Hey, Roxanne. My note earlier was about the AFD in Germany and the left-wing parties in Germany, pressuring the government to bring war crimes charges against the Ukrainian man for destroying a pipeline supplying Russian oil to Germany. Your thoughts?

My thoughts are the same that a journalist that is working in Germany was saying, he said this could just as easily be a black bag operation from the Russians. They send somebody with a couple of bombs to do light damage to screen the relationship between Europe and Ukraine. Oh, yeah. And frankly, can we send Leon Scum to the Hague to? I hear it's beautiful this time of year. I think that would be a lovely place for him to take up residence after we've stripped and moved his citizenship that he obtained fraudulently.

Well, you know, as a stateless person, at that point he would be stateless. Because God knows the South Africans wouldn't want. in back and and Prime Minister Carney would practically declare

a war if we tried to send him back to Canada I say we just send him as a

stateless person for his own personal safety and security we send him to the Hague and we

hire his daughter to put a tight watch watch on him so that he has to ask her for permission to so much as take a squirt. Suits me right down to the ground. Oh,

do you think, I think that would be just. Although, you know, having mentioned it, that concentration camp in El Shet Holodor looks really, really, um,

intriguing. Are you kidding? Oh, you mean the one in El Chirador that's run by an Egyptian? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Naïbe Bukhela. And speaking of Vicklis Taters, I heard Nitwit Niro, a reporter asked him about if it was going to be a peace deal with Ukraine,

And he goes, well, because I said it was the case. And I'm thinking, that's a very dickless Tater kind of statement. Maybe the Republicans should have not grabbed him by, Donny by Donny and they should have gone off to one of their other neo-Nazi spawn. But no, in Germany, you have the left-wing parties and the AFD, putting pressure on the government to bring these charges. And the case from what I'm gathering is rather thin about whether it's a war crime,

whether he's a just a Ukrainian sympathizer or whatever. But nothing would surprise me at this point. I do remember hearing early on in the war where an oligarch had his super yacht parks someplace. And a Ukrainian plumber went aboard and opened all the ballast cocks on the ship. And it sank in its birth. So they would actually have to have it pumped out and then towed out. To the briny deep. Oh, no, they were in dock.

There was no brain deep about it. It sank about five or six feet, and the whole... Oh, hey, don't ruin my pirate. Come on, Dave, don't ruin my pirate bit. Yarr. Well, they tried to scuttler, and he tried to scuttler,

and he got it to where it did, like $400 million worth of damage. So that was one very unhappy oligarch, because even Vladdy would have looked over and said, Oaks that hurt. I mean, it's bad enough that I find it interesting that recently the Ukrainian military has been handing the Russians their asses and making them lose tanks, which they can only make about 20 a month. And on paper, Ukraine shouldn't be able to do this, but they're doing it. it. That's what makes me

suspicious about the shoreline because I have suspicious how? Well, I have a feeling that you know that Leon Scum's ex-wife, Johnny gave him a call into

where if you do this, then we'll be okay. But if not, I'm going to put the IRS I mean war is good for Leon's business as long as long as he's got a war going on between Mother Russia and Ukraine

he's making money from both sides so he could give a flying shit and you know I think the Democrats are actually beginning to talk in the right terms they need to invest investigate the kids and, you know, Kushner and Leon Scum and the sundry sycophants,

and they shouldn't go after Donnie directly, at least initially. No, it's like a drug case. You start with the lowest-level dealer. Right. And you work your way up to the, you know, to the cop-o. and we've got plenty of talented prosecutors on the Democratic side of the aisle that could make those questions or if we were smart and the good folks of Minnesota decided that well that Senator Franklin got a wrong deal and he deserves a second shot you know put him back on judiciary and watch them grow them. Because I've heard

I've heard you know, former prosecutors go he wasn't too bad at cross examining witnesses in the Judiciary Committee. I don't remember one time I forget who he was talking to.

Well, you realize in my former profession irony, It is the profession. So I know about irony and being a good servant of the goddess of irony, I'm sure Senator Franken appreciated every delicious moment that he was on to do. I just, I think if we were ever to get it back, And if we didn't start investigating immediately, and as soon as we had something that could be solidly charged against Donnie, then it should be charged. That's why they're having the connection about Jack Smith, because there are those indictments that are still out there and can be brought back.

Oh, they can. And there should be an investigation into the behavior of O'A.ene and a few of the other maggots in the federal judiciary, but especially Judge Cannon. That woman... No, she needs to... Wow. She should be impeached and removed. She needs to be impeached and removed from the bench, but there's a list.

Right. And I have a new nickname for your favorite swimmer in mine, Riley Games. Oh, do tell. Riley, participation trophy games. Oh, nice. I mean, after all, fifth place is fifth place. And if a trans girl ended up tying with her for fifth place, and she's made hundreds of thousands of dollars off of the poor little grievance, then Roxanne I could just become a right-wing commentator

and make all kinds of rules of cash. You know, I could build a motel out of the stacks of cash. And pay somebody to replace your smoke-alarm battery? Oh, no, no. that's not a flaw. It's a feature here now. Do tell. The owner of the motel charges expert for pets.

And I figure since the smoke detector is trooping in the background, we're going to try to charge me for having a bird, at which point I will fly my bird right in its face. But, oh, I do have news from Stasia Penelope. Oh, do tell. Well, see, as I told you, the older fry have now gotten their little brothers and sisters into a lot of trouble. They seem to take a glee at it, right? no kids, mom and dad

will never catch on. No, no, don't worry about it. Your tentacles won't leave that many friends. So, you know, that kind of thing. After they go swimming through some finger pain. You know, no, mom will never know.

No. But, um, yeah. Now I told you about this perch passing away several months ago. Yes. There's now a a $10,000

a $10,000 sand dollar scholarship for any young fish going through higher education to it's to support anyone going into the teaching profession in honor of Ms. Perch,

which I thought was quite a touching memorial. And I'm sure there'll be plenty of applicants. But let's see, young Mr. Squidman is doing well in his course's studying architecture. I told you Stash and Penelope are going on the second honeymoon. after this latest batch of Friday had come along. Gladys practically had to throw Penelope out of the office to get her to pack. She's like, oh, but the kids. And, of course, you know, Gladys, she's like, don't worry, I've got this.

And it is amazing how the folks down the shop, have pitched in to keep an eye on the youngsters, because they've been through this before, with the older ones going and messing about the shop. So we had the fry proof that the shop that took a couple of weeks. They're smart little bastards. But what do you expect with nine brains and three hearts? Yeah, that's a lot.

I mean, put your head together. Like that. They got brains in each chemical and in their body. Well, I mean, what is it? You know the old saying, you know, free your head, your ass will follow. How do you translate that to a cephalopod? I don't know. Generally, I don't ask those questions because I'm kind of embarrassing.

Yeah, that is sense. sensitive. Sometimes I get a look like humans, what are we going to do with some kind of look? And I don't want to get Penelope kissed at me. You know, ring octopi have a reputation. And it's all well earned. Oh, this is, you mentioned Octopi. I was reading a couple of days ago.

David Ellison, or Larry Ellison, his son's David. Yeah. You know, Oracle, all of that shit. Right. Turns out, no surprise, really. I mean, your average billionaire is a default weirdo. And his weird fixation, is octopi.

He, oh no. Larry Ellison even has a, one of his shell companies is named Tenticles, Inc. And he sees himself as a super

powerful octopus? Yeah. Reminds me of Jimmy James macho donkey donkey donkey

donkey donkey come on AI bubble burst oh I think we may have Dave is that you

yeah it's me we really need to sit agent Fred down and I have a little discussion with him

about cutting me off in the middle of a conversation yeah that was rude. Well, anyway, Larry Ellison envisions himself as the king of octopi.

I think Josh and a few others might have a... Oh, they'd probably have a word or two to say. But while you were dialing back in, yeah, he has a show... Everything is octopus themed in his weird little world.

And he even has a shell corporation called Tenticals Inc. Which is it? Tentacles or Inc? Well, maybe it's tentacles LLC. Okay, maybe. I was thinking it was I-N-K and not I-N-C. I would expect no less from you.

Besides, there is an independence movement among the aquatic Americans nowadays, Roxanne. Of course, It's all written on all the, all the ways pamphlets and things like that are on waterproof paper.

But, boy, I'm telling me, there are some upset individuals. It seems there's been a rash of recipes on, uh, recipes on, online, especially on YouTube, concerning how to serve octopus. So you can imagine how upset folks are getting down the job. Bruno, by the way, has a new workout video that, you know, so, you know, somebody's always trying to make a clam here or there.

But I was going to say, Ellison had better watch it because if certain individuals I know that work on the loading dock down the shop catch wind of it, they might swim by and say, well, you know, this is a nice place you got here. How about you let us move in and you pay us $10,000 a week and it doesn't get messed up, you know, or something along that line. I mean, he's a billionaire. He can easily afford that, but somebody did a calculation.

I don't know how accurate it is. they're just sitting on his ass and doing nothing. If he did nothing at all, Leon Scum would be making between 12 and 14 million a day without investing another goddamn dime. Now, there's something wrong with having that level of wealth. It should not exist. And theoretically, it doesn't.

Because all of this is, are electronic ones and zeros. saying he's got this much. And I'm not going off on some Rand Paul rant about oh it's all got to be backed by golden silver. No. No, because

as I understand it, Rand Paul and his daddy are still waiting for the the Confederate war bonds to come due two years after the end of hospital.

evidently they invested heavily in the Confederates. Wouldn't surprise me in the least. No, in actual fact, Confederate war bonds were, that's how they were written up. You could redeem them for gold two years after the end of hostility. Confident folks are Confederate. Well, or, uh, clever

yeah we're never going to win this we're never going to have to pay that in cold right but they had a guy who had a bunch of these at the antics road show and you bought them in sheets and they had little coupons

and you would redeem them ever called them and two of the two of the coupons had been torn out I assume either to roll cigarettes with or to redeem for $2 worth of gold, which in the 1860s was an actual thing. But no, I am not going to put up with any goddamn Republican looking over at the English. We all run the government like a business because, well,

Kooky, you finally got your wish and you see how corrupt and vile that son of the bitch is. I mean, my brother Bob is a true believer on, it's one of his less endearing qualities. But we're going to be fighting this crap for 80, 90 years, because there's always going to be those deadheads and it's not like we haven't had them before.

Again, I bring up the Confederate states fuckers who still have ardence in the Congress and as one historian said last week, historians are not going to be kind to Donald Trump. Oh, they're already being unkind to him, and he's throwing fits in the bunker. Well, I say he ought to order one of his Secret Service people to poison someone's dog. No. And then shoot Melania.

Now, you can't say that. Agent Fred will cut you off for that. This is satire. Agent Fred, this is satire, okay? And then, because you can't do anything originally, he'll have a portrait of Adolfs on his wall, and he'll order the Secret Serviceman to shoot him in the head after taking,

Sinai because he can't do anything original and from what I understand that's the way historians are thinking that Hitler's actual death occurred. He didn't

commit to this like he didn't have a guttable to career himself so he ordered one of his SS men to do it. Well that's that's kind of how that maybe he learned about ritual suicide from the Japanese.

Because what, you know, in Japanese ritual suicide, the star of the show does the bit where he takes out his innards and looks at him for a while and contemplates the meaningless of everything. And then his second stands behind him and whoops off his head. Well, it gets even better than that. a truly skilled second would take the head and would cut the head off but it would hang by the flap of skin and the neck

to hold the head in place so that the body could be put back to a presentable state for the funeral and there goes dinner in the late central daylight time zone and the early mountain daylight time zone sorry sylvia i hope you got your i hope you got your suvlocki yesterday

and remember folks if you need a meal rilland and don't trump isn't available you can always rely on david in the blind And speaking of in the blind family members, a surgeon, Christine in the blind has gotten back to her blind from the nursing home. She got out on Monday, and she tried to call in that you were talking to Tristan. And I told her that. I said one way or another, Roxanne was going to talk to a blind person that night. One way, yeah.

And then the next night you were talking to my fraternity brother, David in Oregon. The fraternity of David's, yes. Right. We are a fairly close-knit group. But, no, I just, I think that Donald Trump is running like a terrified little bowel movement because his shit is getting thin, and he's trying to spread it all over. because he's not as powerful as he thinks he is or that he thinks he should be

and I think the balloon is off the rose Roxanne I think except for the dead enders like my brother you're seeing the last gas for Johnny's personal support that doesn't mean Magatry is

gone away oh no you got the Marjorie, Taylor, Greens, and the rest of that bunch ready to take up the manw and spruce it up and do an American-style ADF or AFD, I'm sorry, or whatever the Nazis are calling themselves in Germany these days because, well, they can't exactly call themselves the Nazis. That would be illegal.

Right. And they'd be butthurt. And they would be butthurted. You know. Never mind that their chaper wasn't German and was Austrian. He wasn't even a full corporal. He was a Lance corporal. Which means he'd learn to wipe his ass.

His own ass, Roxanne. But that's about all the, uh, all the responsibility they wouldn't be willing to give somebody like golf. No, but I think if

the international criminal court ever swears out of warrant on on dipshit Donnie or any of that crew, even though the United States is not as signatory

to the court, any interest of justice if they just happened to drop them off at the Hague day camp there you know give them some finger paints and maybe a Fisher Price

phone painted red in a nice little office where you can pretend to still be in power and then they just bring him in when the when the attorney meaning to be present for the proceeding, of course, at that point, the events will be televised, and everybody will see what a blithering idiot he is.

And speaking of televised and idiocy, the Hassan incident. Yes. And wanting to televise that. Well, there are some rumors going around that nitwit, Nero may put the kibosh on it because he's not real happy with whiskey peat lately. Well, it might also help that some of the family members and survivors have looked over and go, if you want to execute him, do it properly, because these things are usually done away from the public. Yeah, unless it's Saddam Hussein.

unless Saddam Hussein, but the excuse there was it was the Iraqis that were running that show and not the Americans, which we both know is bullshit. Right. I mean, the greatest service the Iraqis sailors in the Iraqi Navy ever performed was producing the news shoes that went around the next of, of Saddam's regime, you know, and then finally for Saddam himself, who obviously was so fucking delusional, even after they sentenced him to death, he was telling his American guards,

these two little army corporals, but, oh, he looked forward to being released and showing them around Iraq once all of that was settled and that he would be released

well I mean you can see where he might have been a little bit delusional in so far as well he had been a bosom buddy of the United States he might have thought that

you know they'll put on a big show and then they'll quietly letting me go and live on a little island somewhere. Because, after all, remember that photograph of Don Rumfield sitting there shaking his hand and grinning

like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush? Remember that picture? Mm-hmm. Sure do. And Saddam had every reason to believe that the Americans would protect him. Because you'd been willing to do their bidding when

they were at war with Iran. Yeah. I mean, we were down with the chemical weapons business. But I want to offer you, Dave, an alternative reading on all of this business. Well, the answer

to that question is 42. Naturally. But if Whiskey Pete's bloodlust is just so overwhelming and if the maggot bloodlust is

equal to it, The man is going to be executed, okay? I mean, he's going to be executed. Yeah, but from what I understand, they schedule it for the anniversary of the attack. Yes, absolutely, at Fort Hood. Hell, they may do it out in the middle of the street where it happened or in the building, whatever. But, and understand when I say this, I know that what I am saying is wrong, repulsive, disgusting,

sickening, vile, but letting Whiskey Pete Kegbreath have his head on this may serve a civic purpose. And I say this because this is predicated on a conclusion that I have already reached. Is this a bull conventory? No, no. I have simply,

I have simply come to the conclusion that anyone who watches that execution is every bit as big a monster as the murderer it was. He murdered people because he wanted to watch people die. Anyone who... Hold on. Okay. And given that fact, anyone who watches... that execution voluntarily will be

no better than him. I put one caveat to that. If family members and survivors want to witness the execution personally,

they should absolutely have that right. Yeah, but they can have that right privately. I mean, the family the family was there in Tennessee. a couple of weeks ago to watch Krista Pike to watch Tennessee try to torture that woman to death.

And I don't know what it, I don't know what it did for or two, the family members who showed up saying, yeah, we just need some closure. There's no closure to be had in that. That is such a lie. But, okay, I'll, I will grant you your caveat on that. But, again,

there may be some civic value in this because once we see the numbers of how many people tuned in to see it, we will have a raw base number of just how many, awful, horrible, terrible, vile, filthy, hate, ugly, nasty Americans there are. Because, of course, whoever's handling the live streaming will have server space out the gazoo for literally millions of people to watch it. Oh, that'll probably be done through armed services radio, broadcasting. Oh, I don't think so. No.

Oh, Dave, come on. No, no. No, that, that. No, this will be broadcasted by Right Side Broadcasting Network, and there will be by-gold now ads running underneath and to one side of the live screen. But as one of the

family members who lost his father during the attack said, he did, her song did this for attention, and they're giving us, him more attention than he could have ever asked for. Yeah, so, I mean, traditionally, traditionally he's going to be offered a blindfold, at least, I think, and he will be offered the opportunity to say a last word.

And, of course, that last word will probably be Aloha snack bar, which will just inflame the maggots even more. Isn't that the battle cry of the gravy shield? I mean, you could make that argument. But do you see my point? If they insist on doing this, we're going to learn more about the maggots than they're going to learn about the murderer. And here's another problem, Roxanne.

If they do this in such a public manner with all the power and might of the United States Army behind it, then it could be argued. I'm not saying it'd be actual, but it could be argued that Osama, bin Laden, and others were right. We do not leave places where we go to war. That was one of bin Laden's criticisms,

I think, whitefully said. when you think about it. That we just go and we occupy and we stay. Yeah. And so when they execute Hassan, my question is this, the man was shot several times during his apprehension. What good does it do to execute a man in a wheelchair?

because prior to the attack, Major Hassan was an able-bodied doctor and soldier of the United States Army. Afterward, he was a guy sitting in a wheelchair, paralyzed from the waist down. And let me tell you, if somebody who's gone from ambulatory to a wheelchair, that's a far drop. And he probably has to request help

just to evacuate his bowels, either through a colostomy bag or... And a catheter on the other end. By a urosomy, which handles both. when you've got set up with both of them both of them are sitting right on your stomach

so you're shitting right next to where you're pissing out of it. Christine had a claustomy and they are reversible in most cases but yeah just

for those who've never been through it or never been around it that's his reality. now. But then again, I made the argument that Timothy McVeigh, and I'm not talking about the United States Navy captain Timothy McVe who commanded the USS Indianapolis. I'm talking about that

Oklahoma City bomb. That psycho Oklahoma City bomber. I think they should have given him life in prison without the possibility of parole. they could have stuck him in a cell in isolation for the rest of his days, where he literally would, they would tell him when to get up, when to eat,

when to take a shit. For the rest of his life, he would have had the United States government but he was saying him what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. And I personally put in again once Trump got in office, he'd probably gotten part of it.

and then he and that's that's another that's another that's another calculation entirely um because if we get to have the elections and if the elections go the way that the numbers look like they're going then they're going to have to have they're going to be having a lot of meetings about trying to steal this one between November the 4th and January the 2nd just like they had back in 2020. Is he, what, I mean,

try to, just try to visualize this for a minute, Dave. So he'll have to issue pardons to, who all, Leon Scum, Whiskey Pete,

Marco Rubio, everybody has to get, there has to be a flurry of pardons, then he resigns, and then he gets pardoned by Jimmy Don Bowman,

or whatever name is on his birth certificate. Oh, Oh, you're talking about Janie Van? Yeah. Who, by the way, you need to have a discussion with your erstwhile, uh, former filthy morning habit?

Yes. Because I was tuned in this morning. You know that's not good for you. I know, I know, but I'm Josephat was referring to Janie's, a eyeliner being on point and I'm thinking Roxanne

really needs to have the legal team down at Horn Nutraceutical send a letter to the early Joe staff and a demand for compensation

should ensue well Lord knows it does it do it do It would be like a drop of rain on parched earth right now because, you know, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, and, you know, you know, a week from Friday, Dave, and I hope you'll be around or you can be on the, hope you can be on the line, uh, on the stress line here. Why for the, uh, folk and, and other folks in the, uh, old holler tree. Because a week from Friday, we're, that's right. Celebrating our 21st birthday. Well, girl, now, now, folks, come on.

Now, I remember earlier this year, I put forward a contest as to how much boost we could buy for the program on its 21st birthday. After all, we're not going to buy it before the program turns 21 so that Agent Fred and the other members of law enforcement. Yes, that would be contributing. Right, that would be contributing to the delinquency of a radio network. Right, and Todd, can you imagine the court, the castigation from the bench that we would get? I mean, really, Roxanne. Of course, no. Now, the program has been raised well, and is a decent thing.

community congregation. So I would think that, you know, a little restraint might be exercised on its 21st birthday. But if not, it's understandable. Just make sure that it has a nice, quiet place to sleep off the weekend. And make sure there's plenty of black coffee to help. rehydrate them afterwards. But I need, you reminded me that I need to start calculating out how much booze we're going to need for that party.

And after all the programs, you only turn 21-1. Yep, virtual booze. Right. And for the morning after, you know, you said black coffee, of course, I cannot do caffeine. I think for the decaffeinated among us, we might want to have, because the best hangover remedy I've ever found is... How about orange juice and tobacco sauce? Kimchi, damn it. Kimchi, with lots of kimchi juice.

Going all Korean over me? Oh, I can see it. There's either that or the breathtakingly hot, fiery juice off of Peruvian Saviche. Ooh. There was a Bordane episode one time where he was in, I think, Lima, and I think they called it Tiger's Blood. And... I missed Bordane. Yeah, he did a shot of that, you know, on camera.

And it looked like nothing so much as what it looks like when... Like, you know, Warner Brothers cartoon when somebody takes a shot of Old Panther. Yeah, the steam coming out of the ears. Yeah, the face red, the steam coming out of the ears, the eyes bugging out. It's righteous. Well, I remember, I think he was in South Africa when his host presented him with one of two goats. He was introduced to the goats, and he had to choose one for dinner. He chose one.

they butchered it quickly and cleanly, but he did mention that it gave him a profound sense of thankfulness and that he knew that his meal was living just prior to them starting to cook. That happened a lot early in his career. He was on Creek when he went out for an all, all guys party. And, you know, they, they danced together and, and, and shot a lot of firearms and drank a lot of rocket fuel.

And, and then they slaughtered a, slaughtered a little lamb. Uh, see, one of our biggest problems, Roxanne, is Americans don't travel well. We don't. The more travel of ours tend to be either current, or former members of the military. And for those people who go to learn about other places, then you're castigated as something as weak, even though you might have some understanding of a culture

or a perspective that your fellow citizens might not hold. I was in a children's home when I was 17. And one of my roommates was a young man named Ramin. Rameen's father and mother were born in Iran. His father was a doctor. He'd gone back to check on some family members with his wife. And they would not let him and his wife leave. this is shortly after the revolution

because they had a shortage of doctors. And I made the mistake of calling Ramin Ranians one time. And he very gently said, no, I'm Persian. Let me tell you, Roxanne, people here are looking at, well, how can the Iranians do this and how can the Iranians do that? because they have centuries of history behind them.

They've seen it all and survived it all. Now, in 5,000 years, when we have a little bit of perspective under our belts, I would have seen that we would approach things a lot differently than we do now. But knowing Mitt Whit and arrow, he'll want to shoot off the big nuclear weaponry and it's new clear in it it's only two syllables not free exactly well you know talking talking about traveling i was i was reminded of the mark twain quote travel is fatal to prejudice bigotry and narrow-mindedness

and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts broad wholesome charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime. Wise man that, Mr. Clemens. I was going to say, it's kind of like Mr. Clemens' his interpretation. He observed that German was one of the more damnable languages. Awful, he called it awful.

He traveled because he was. He's running away from his creditors here in the States. Well, he had been funded on the trip in order to recoup the money to pay back his creditors by a man who, back then, compared to money today, would have been considered a billionaire. One of the good ones, if you will. Yeah, he was a, I forget the gentleman's name, but his position was, he was a vice president. Standard oil. That was his day job. Yeah, and I'm trying to, now I've got to come up with his name. I'll go back through, I've got a biography of Clemens that I, on Audible.

I can go back and look. Oh, I'm going to have it here in a factor. I'm typing Benefactor. But the only publishing venture that he ever made money. on was Grant's biography. Even after he paid the grant family their share, he

made money. It was the only time he did make money in publishing. He decided to publish a biography of the post at the time.

Henry Huddles. He had it translated Henry Huddleston Rogers. And curiously, Henry Huddleston Rogers would go on to be one of the primary investors alongside a man named Colonel William Nelson Page in forming right under the nose of the C&O Railroad. And Colonel Page's mansion is just a couple of miles down the road here. in secret they built a railroad to open up the coal fields of this area where I live and get it to the export market at Norfolk. And it became, I think it was called the Washingtonian. And at one point in time it was called the richest little railroad in the world.

Well, I thought you were going to say that it was the Norfolk Railroad at one point. But my great-grandfather might have been involved in that because right around the 80s or 1890s, he was a vice president with this Chesapeake and Ohio Railroad. So my great-grandfather might have been involved in some of the dealings with that situation. That'd be real interesting to find out. Yeah, Henry Huddleston Rogers also backed the education and rise to prominence of Booker T. Washington. Mm-hmm. And Clemens, and I forget the young man's name, paid for the expenses and the tuition of a young black law student, at the University of Virginia

and he told the president and the trustees of that institution that he didn't feel they should discriminate against the young man because any obstacle he had the education was

based on what white people had put on him rather than any deficiency in its own. And I got to say I admire him. And that young man went on to train another lawyer, a gentleman named Therogred Marshall. Yes, exactly. And so...

Can you imagine if Sam Clemens did not step in to this young man's life, we might not have had Fairgood Marshall in the way that we got him later in his life. It's just one of those little twists of history. And that's what makes me hopeful about the next six months. and I am hopeful. I'm not some cock-eyed optimist here, but I am hopeful that we have now touched the hot stove for 10 years, and it might be a few centuries before we fall for another individual like Donnie again.

It tends to run in about a hundred-year cycle. Because that's how long it takes for a generation to receive the tender mercies, repent from them, and then for those generations to die off so that some other huckster can come along and play the entire con all over again. Hence the state's rights crowd these days. Because remember, Rochand, I'm one of the last people that was born, within a century of Robert Earl Lee, surrendering to Ulysses S. Grant,

because I was born on April 8th, 1965, and the surrender occurred on April 9th, 1865. So I'm one of the last people within that century. And I figured by the time I'm 80 or 90, I'm going to be here in the neo-Confederates going, Well, it wasn't that bad. Of course, we're already hearing a bunch of bullshit about, well, slavery wasn't that bad.

It was a social good. Yeah, cheap labor. Exactly. Anyway, I will talk to you later, Roxanne. All right, you take care, Dave. Give our best to Christine, please. I will, and she's doing much better. she got a warm feeling welcome from the cats.

They mobbed her when she got home. I have not received the email, the ransom email. I normally get one of these every couple of months from the cats. Your dad, send, treats, or mom is going to be in a war of her, that kind of thing. No, they're actually very sweet cats for the most part. Oh, no doubt. Oh. And they only clot every other day for the demise of all the humans on Earth.

So they must be quite happy. Yeah, one hopes. Well, they're cats, so you have to go on the assumption that they're. are plotting your demise, just whether they can get the artificial opposable thumbs, and then are they going to be willing to use those said thumbs to open their own cat food? That day, well, that day has, what do they call polydactyls? Also, informally Hemingway cats? So I'll talk to you later, Rochette.

All right, you take care, Dave. Bye now. All right. Bye. The one and only, Dave and the Blind. And I've got a little bit of time left in the program if anybody else wants to jump in. But I've got a couple of stories here that we have to get to. Let me check email real quick as well.

Well, thank you. We are no longer a goose egg. Thank you, Jude. Donating $10 for the connection you shared with Anthony on his world travels as he opened windows to foods from remote. moat places around this pale blue dot. Remembering also at this moment at the time you had him on the horn. Engaging hour, Robin. Thank you, Jude. Thank you so much. Yeah, that was one of the cooler moments.

He was on the program twice. But like I said, and again, thank you. So that's, we've got $15 to go now on Ralph's, Andy Borowitz, George Santos questions. The credentials of Katie Zakaria challenge

thank you Jude $15 more meets that and then well I'm hoping we'll go to work on the $1,000 challenge Raps has put forward to try to get us caught up and current

and that will cover the first half of October if we can. So, thanks in advance to anybody who jumps in.

Now, like I said, a couple of stories. This is just from the Crimea River Department. I'm sorry, this is peak schadenfreude, and I refuse not to enjoy this. There's an ice goon. His name is Gregory Morgan Jr. And he stands before the court in Hennepin County, Minnesota. He has been busted. And he testified at a federal court hearing,

according to a report in the Minnesota Star Tribune yesterday. U.S. District Judge Nancy Brasel presiding because the government is desperately trying to move the case out of Minnesota state court and into the federal court where presumably they think that they've got a chance to get this vile, filthy, vulgar animal exonerated. So yesterday, during the hearing, he wept bitter tears, Gregory Morgan, Jr. you're dead, that pile of shit. He hunched over, and he cried.

And he said, protesters were so mean to me. He's taking a toll on me and my family. What was curious was at no time did he offer testimony as to that moment when someone put a goddamn gun to his head and forced him to join up with a fascist death squad.

He was barely audible when he said, I can't live. Because I was doing a job I was forced to do. I'm a single father. I didn't want to go to work in Minnesota. My daddy had cancer. It was terrible.

When I got to Minnesota, people threw rocks at me. And even worse, through sex toys at me. They called me And they called me racial slurs. It was really overwhelming. He's facing two counts of second degree assault.

The charges stem from the fact that he was operating an unmarked rented from Enterprise. They'll pick you up. Rent a car. Ford Expedition and he was running on the shoulder of Highway 62 on the 5th day of February when he claims a Cadillac moved over to block him. A Cadillac?

And the people in the Cadillac, pursuant to testimony, had no idea that that was actually a Ford Explorer with a bunch of goddamn fascist ice goons in it. And the individual said, A guy just aimed his gun at me. He just aimed a Glock at my face. That was on the 911 call. Morgan for his farce. Well, I flashed my gun near my chest for about five cell a seconds while I yelled police back off.

Of course, he's not police. He's a goddamn motherfucking worthless piece of shit. Best part of him ran down his mother's leg, fascist ice goon. I have open questions as to whether he's even human. but that's why I did what I did. And his partner, Miles Codner, who was in the car with him, rented from Enterprise, rent a car, they'll pick you up. Said, oh, we felt like we were under siege. We thought they were protesters and they'd been following us.

I felt that we had been ambushed. Well, the prosecutors twisted the screws it might. Do you think that waving your gun at someone is an appropriate way

for a law officer to identify himself? Is it not within the realm of possibility that the Cadillac brake checked you to pull behind this car? They were blocking us, and we were so afraid They might throw a dildo at us. I threw those sex toys at us, and I haven't had an erection in a year.

I made that part up. But this is the first time felony charges have been preferred against an ice goon in the entire country. Judge Bressel has not said when she will rule upon the motion to move this to federal court. her court, or someone else's court. Poor baby. Gee, I hope it didn't hurt too little, you fucking turd. Oh, he was big and brave when he was waving his gun at people. But now he's facing consequences and,

oh, he's just a skilled little pious aunt. Who can be intimidated by a dildo? You'd be intimidated, too. bigger than mine. Fuck him. I'm sorry, but no. I'm fresh out of sympathy for that

little chud. And thank you. Thank you, Sylvie. Sylvie said, let listeners know the amount. I'm two months behind on rent, but I can spare this. $1.48. I don't want to hear Goosey. Guys, if I can do it, you can too.

As he wrote out my account, not to worry, the credit union knows me. I'm glad they know. you and thank you Sylvie, thank you for that. That's so kind and so generous of you. And times have never been harder in all the years this program has been on the air. I mean and there's a reason. Earlier Ralph sent me

the story from the hill about Newtwit Nero declaring, I'm pleased you in The Department of War has officially selected the new home of the U.S. Submarine Component Repair Center. A big deal that everybody wanted is going to be right here in Ohio in Cleveland, Ohio. It's going to manufacture repair and maintain submarine components. Well, that makes sense. No idea how big those components are, but I guess we'll just... I don't think you can get a submarine through the Erie Canal.

Or maybe even... Can you get a submarine up at the St. Lawrence Seaway? can a submarine go through a lock? I mean, I guess maybe the Panama Canal, Suez, I don't know. But anyway, lo and behold, directly below that, I was talking about hard economic times. Over at Moody's Analytics,

Mark Zandi, who's their chief economist in a report from the Hill, said that the average American household has hemorrhaged $2,000 so far to support this God damn dumbass, illegal somebody ought to be impeached and put in prison for this war.

Zandi said, Consider that the war's costs taken together have absorbed about half the average American household's income gain over the past eight months. No wonder the war is so unpopular. Yeah, no shit. Mr. Zandi So I understand

I understand how hard it is and that's why you know when Routts puts forward a challenge like this it makes everything you share twice as powerful I mentioned that nitwit Niro

was off to Arizona stand and then he went on to was after, but he went to Alaska stand as well. Once again, he tried to justify his

illegal, ill-thought-out, stupid war. Oh, thank you. An anonymous friend just jumped in. Ralph's Katie Zakaria's challenge, George Santos, Katie

MacArthur's Challenge has been met. Thank you so much. So we're down to 1425, 1420, 141852, 141852, 141852. And thanks again, Sylvie and Jude and Ralphs. But trying to justify his stupid war to people standing in the heat in Arizona, he said, uh well BB told me that Iran was only two weeks away from getting a nuclear weapon

and he didn't tell me he'd been saying that for the last 30 years I'm making all of this part up but then he said as to starting the war I hated to do it and I knew gasoline would go high but I had no idea I thought it was going to go much higher to be honest with you now I can say it

So all those other times when he said, oh, it's not going to be any big deal. That was a goddamn lie. And then he hauled out another lie. We've taken total control of the Hormuz Strait. And we're taking more gasoline. We're taking more oil right now out of the Hormuz Strait than we did before this started. Lie. And then he said,

I might have gone too far. I don't know who the hell to deal with. I probably went a little too far. I'm sorry, because I don't know who the hell we're dealing with anymore. And the maggots? Oh, the maggots just stood there. It's a dry heat in Arizona. They just stood there in that dry heat, and they clapped.

Oh, they clapped. Clap monkeys. Clap! Willful idiots. Of course, he also didn't draw like he used to draw, because everybody's already heard every speech he's ever made. He flew in on the, apparently on the tacky griff jet, the one with the new red gold and blue paint job.

Jesus. And up in Alaska stand, and like I said, that must have taken one hell of a toll on him. They had to jack him up on drugs. Up in Alaska stand, Mary Peltolla is, is way out in front of the Republican incumbent, who is trying for all he's worth to run away from his orange daddy, like ever so many maggots are now.

But if you want to talk about pathetic, here's pathetic. You know, Abdul El-Said has handed Mike Rogers his ass every time they've gotten in a room together. And so in a sign of pure desperation, Jesus. He sent his poor wife out to the nitwit Nero Freedom Fuel Station. You might recall that Freedom Fuel is based on gasoline that was bought and never paid for. I don't know anything about Detroit, but it was at the Freedom Fuel Station at Harper and Cadillieu, if we're being French, on the east side of Detroit. Born and raised in South Detroit, which is Windsor, Ontario.

East side of Detroit, and he had Christy Rogers. Last time we saw her, she was making weird faces and not speaking while hubby Mike yammered into a camera from down in Florida. But he turned her out. Yeah. Sorry, Chris. Christy, I got to turn you out. Going to have to work the streets, honey.

So she was giving out $10 gas cards. Because they think that's what Detroiters are going to save on gas because the gas under a suspension of the gas tax. I should note that to the immediate west of my beloved blasted and blown up and bedraggled and put upon West Virginia. Over in the Buckeye State, the Ohio maggots have declared a tax holiday on gasoline,

and so lo and behold, gasoline came down 50 cents, because that's a brilliant political move, until the winter sets in, and the big trucks and whatever, It caused ginormous potholes to form in the highway. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know how many buck eyes over there or by an end of the stupid ads about from that the soren al-Dakow goon lying about her decision to have top surgery and insisting

that Sherrod Brown, Sherrod Brown, my friends, that Sherrod Brown made her do it, and that Sherrod Brown, Jesus Christ, the stupidity. And so I don't know how many Ohio voters will look at those gas prices and say, well, thank God, thank God for,

thank God for Wewack Ramlamma Dingong, and thank God for John Heasted. I'm sure going to vote for Max Miller now. I hope you don't throw boiling water on me. I know, wrong accent. Well, not so wrong, you know, if you're in the Appalachia part of Ohio. But no, anyway, there was Christy Rogers. Passing out $10 gasoline gift cards.

Now, in my little mid-sized Ford sedan, $10 worth of gasoline right now, in highway driving, not stop and start, you know, back roads West Virginia driving, but in highway driving, that $10 gift, gift card would get me maybe, uh, w-s seventy miles? In other words, to Beckley and back. Maybe.

And, and some of the simpletons going by the freedom fuel station, uh, someone said, uh, it takes a lot of courage to come out here to the hood and do this. Because what Mike Rogers is trying to do is, is target the black community

because Detroit largely went for Haley Stevens you know, A-Pax candidate Haley Stevens in the primary that Abdul-Elseid eeked out by just a wee bit and so

Mike Rogers thinks that he can buy the black vote with a $10. gasoline gift card. Jesus, the cynicism. I love this, though. There was one meme from arrested development of Lucille saying, it's a gallon of gas, Michael.

What could it cost? $10? Because, of course, Mike Rogers has no intention of getting orange Julius geeseer on the blower and saying, listen, you got to,

the stupid war. I know, but I don't know how. I don't even know I'm supposed to talk to anymore. A $10 gift card? Really? Jesus, he's be clowning himself. So, I guess that's the program for the evening. Thanks, everybody.

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Hi, Clarence. Birds of a feather. Let us not forget that Trump, Putin, and Musk are white nationalists. I think we could go ahead and say white supremacists because the least supreme people you will ever meet are white supremacists. Clarence says, I think Trump would love to have a lily white nation like Russia, the minority population in Russia have no power at all.

That's Trump's wet dream. You are so right. You stay safe out there, Clarence, and everybody else stay safe too. Look, what have we been safe? saying for years now. No matter how weird yesterday was, today was weirder. And no matter how weird today has been, tomorrow

will be weirder still. So just be cognizant of that. And if an ice goon charged with a felony comes toward you down the sidewalk, crying about, leave through sex toys at me,

avoid him, laugh at him and call him a shrimp dick, And avoid him like the plague because he is. And always, always, always. Gina and Wayne, it's all for you. Talk to you a little bit, Victoria. Later.