Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 15 July 2026

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

Todd Blanche goes to Capitol Hill . . . and faceplants. "I made a big mistake," he said of the J6 slush fund . . . and then weaseled around. It was a bad day, even worse for Jay Clayton da Turd, who humuliated himself with his bellycrawling routine. 

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CRMW.net. And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is. Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this 15th day of July, 2006. This is the horn. Head on. Live is where you'll find us on the interweb tubes.

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And, of course, long before we started posting the program to Podbean, there. was Ben Birch at White Rose Society who had, who literally served billions and billions of hours of progressive programming over there. Mike Malloy, Tom Hartman, Blake, me. Yeah. But yeah, that's a real milestone. And, well, the more reviews, the more engagement, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah. And if you're listening live, I'm awfully glad to be in your good company this prayer meeting Wednesday evening. Yeah. We've got a good bit to get into. I'll explain the password in a moment. Program note may not be on the air tomorrow. I've mentioned this before. Victoria is off tomorrow, but not Friday and certainly not Saturday or Sunday. So we're going to

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Oh, hi, I'm Roxanne. And like I said, prayer meeting Wednesday, although we're going to be politicin this evening, I'm pretty sure. But every program here at the Horn begins with gratitude and this program is no different. And so consequently, thanks go out to our 15th, day of the month subscribers and contributors via PayPal. And so in this case, that means thank you ever so kindly to Robert. Thank you, Robert. And thank you.

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Cash app works. Venmo works. The United States Postal Service has worked from the very beginning of this program, low, yay, verily, nearly a quarter of a century ago. Now, about that password, tense. well i suppose it is a tense time for everyone oh before we do get into the password and everything an announcement from reverbo moscow moscow and his handlers may be attempting to recreate schrodinger's cat-in-the-box experiment is mitch alive or dead or both he's our first quantum politician that's for sure more on this fantastic story as it unfolds i am nominating myself to head up the horn's ad hoc quantum mechanics division until this extraordinary story concludes well i appreciate someone like you taking on that heavy task reverbo and uh well please please keep us informed um

Ralphs still has a challenge on the table from yesterday and uh so hopefully that that's a $25 challenge. So that means that, well, essentially we got $13.89 to go, 1389 to go on Ralph's challenge. And when that comes in, well, we will be down to 2640, 2640. So thank you, Ralph's, and thank you, Reggie. And thanks to everybody who jumps in and helps. now the password as I noted what yesterday and Monday as well today was today was Todd Blanchie's Attorney General confirmation hearing in the Senate

Committee on the judiciary it was brought with screw-ups on the part of Todd Blanchie who selectively used the we don't talk about investigations and he only he only didn't talk about

the only he only didn't talk about investigations when he was being questioned by a Democrat otherwise he talked about all kinds of investigations when he was being lobbed softballs by the maggots yeah and so well

tense yeah I'd say he was tense but this is more in the grammatical sense tense present tense past tense and Todd apparently was having some difficulties sorting out past tense from present tense and oddly enough the moment came under questioning from Senator jubilation tea corn-pone foghorn leghorn I'm talking of course about Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana who once upon a time was a Democrat but then decided he wanted to be a Republican because he saw the shifting winds of politics in the deep south he had been the state treasurer of Louisiana had done gone and got himself all edjimicated at

Oxford. I'm not talking about the old I'm not talking about old miss. I'm talking about the one across the pond and he actually knows how to sit and speak like a like an individual without a mouthful of corn pone, but he brings out the corn pone accent anytime he wants to be folksy for the folks back at home. And so this was this was the moment in question. Are you in President Trump, France? I'm his lawyer, was his lawyer, and now I'm the Deputy Attorney General. So I met him as his criminal defense attorney. I'm not sure there's very many people who have ever had a criminal defense attorney who calls that person their friend.

I now have a... Well, let me put this way. Are you enemies? No, we're not enemies at all. No. Thanks, Foghorn, for eliciting that confession. Are you and President Trump friends? And then we've got tense troubles.

I'm his lawyer. And did you notice the amount of time between I am his lawyer and I was his lawyer? Let's have a quick... Let's go through that again. just to see if we can figure that out. Are you in President Trump, France? I'm his lawyer. One Mississippi.

He was his lawyer, and now I'm the Deputy Attorney General. That's north of a second, maybe two seconds. I'm his lawyer. I was his lawyer. No, no, Todd. You're still his lawyer. You're still his sleazy, slimy little pettipogger. in there doing his filthy bidding because you're a filthy, unethical creep.

Mm-hmm. The whole day did not go at all. Well, for Todd. And poor old Chuck Grassley, every time a Democrat would score a point or two, he'd said, I want to interject. a letter here from the Fraternal Order of Civil Rights Violators. It says here that no one violates civil rights quite like Todd Blanche and they wholeheartedly support his nomination. Hey, kid, push your plate over here. I want to try a bite of that country fried stuff.

there I love me some country fried steak and that goes back to our dear departed friend Carol Baker who went to Girls Nation in DC as a delegate from Iwoija only to have Charles Grassley dine off of her plate ew yeah so that that was that was one of many oopsies earlier today in the Senate Committee on the judiciary. Now, Kennedy was a friendly and I'm surprised that he was surprised by that he wasn't expecting it because they, you know, they try to line this stuff up in advance. Well, make no mistake. Everybody knows exactly who and more particularly what. Todd Blanchie is.

We know what you are. Now we're just negotiating the price. Yeah. Well, thank you for the note, Reggie. Reggie said my $11.11. Have it because you're number one. I was trying to listen. My uncle was in Arkansas State Senator Nathan Coulter and his grandson, Nate Coulter,

ran against Mike Huckabee for Lieutenant Governor after the Jim Guy Tucker scandal was revealed, forcing him out as governor leaving the lieutenant governor. position open. Unfortunately, Nate lost to the preacher who hailed from the adjacent county, Hempstead, to ours in Howard County. We hail from the county seat here in Nashville, Arkansas. Love the show and your nickname for creepy prevaricators. Thank you, Reggie. Thank you so kindly. And thank you so much for subscribing. Hopefully you'll inspire others. And I had no. idea there was a Nashville, Arkansas.

I've been to Little Rock a few times and I've still got family there. My eldest niece, she was born when I was about five. So, and of course, anybody who loves the original True Grit movie like I do knows about Dardanelle in Yale County, wherein Maddie Ross and her family lived until she had to hit the trail and come down and be the bane of the existence of the horse trader there in what, Fort Smith

and Strother Martin was a genius of a character actor. Who is this noble pleader of whom I was You've heard of Jane O'Bull Dagget, I trust. And thank you. Thank you, Brian. Ralph's challenge has been met. So let's see, that took 90, 80, 87, 89. Yeah, 267789, so we're down to 262789.

that's that's it's really great thank you thank you Brian thank you so very kindly I had not seen that brother deacon there's uh there's there's Carol Baker's obituary from Missouri

Brother Deacon Asa pointing out I'm not sure if you've seen this also Jim Baker and Kenneth Copland are still alive and kicking that's proof that God is good glory mm-hmm and Lee pointing out is his lawyer Todd Blanchie is also POTUS's loyal little rhymes with wedge. Mm-hmm.

Oh, dear. No, I just got a note from Jeremy saying someone else has come forward. Let's check this out. Another Lindsey Graham accuser has come forward. The video says, A person on the other end of that phone said, If you go forward with your story on Lindsay Graham, be sure to watch your back and save thing to your family. Yesterday I brought your story about how one person Jesse James Rose told her truth about an experience she had with Lindsay Graham.

And one of the things I love about... Jesse James Rose, a description of Lindsay and his ladygoods. but now there's someone else do tell. The media is that we can talk about these stories in a way that corporate media cannot, in a way that the legacy media won't touch. And what happened was that several folks reached out to me with their own experience of what they said has happened between them and Lindsay Graham. I'm going to bring you that story.

I have some exclusive reporting for you on that. And my guess is this won't be the last time we hear something like that. But before we get into any of this, my lawyer did want me to say the following statement, and that is that what follows our allegations, they have not been proven, and we could not independently verify these claims. No news investigation ever substantiated them, and no documentary evidence has surfaced. And for the record, Lindsay Graham has denied being gay throughout his life. He told in your Times Magazine in 2010, quote, I ain't gay and sorry.

and in 2018 he told yeah okay get it got it good you can't defame or libel or slander the dead so that entire disclaimer was absolutely completely totally and utterly

unnecessary I'm not I don't have time to listen to this whole 15 minutes but TMZ to the extent that it matters I'm not gay of Lindsay Graham's anti-LGBQ plus record in 19 Yep, went through that too.

Your sex worker. I kind of still am, but set it on. Here we go. After I made the video about Jesse James and her experience with Lindsay Graham, saying that someone forwarded her my work and said that I might be willing to talk to her. And we did talk. Now, yesterday, when Lindsay Graham died, Taylor went on the record with a short video and here's what she said. Just woke up. Senator Lindsey Graham is dead. Some of you may know this and some of you may not, but for a very long time, I was a fierce sex worker.

Kind of still am, but Senator Lindsey Graham was one of my clients. You know, this transphobic, homophobic man can rot in hell. When I first met Lindsey Graham, I had no idea who he was. I just thought it was some horny old man. There is a bit of lore behind me knowing him for sure. Like I was definitely threatened with my life. So if you want more story and more tea, sound off in the comments. Well, maybe I sound off.

Okay, so another trans girl. I guess he had a taste for the, well, as Jesse James Rose described herself, a pre-transition twink. I have a feeling a lot of people will be coming out along the way. thanks for that Jeremy um wait a minute what happened uh

okay apparently we uh buffered up and went to the musac thanks for letting me know Lee

and uh Gene Routps Randy Radar brother deacon Asa we were gone for about three minutes didn't really miss much

Okay No no Cynthia it's not your system For some reason or another Something's gobbling bandwidth right now Cynthia says Is it just my system You're buffering a lot of my new PC computer here

And I could imagine it's my system As I'm downloading some big games that I own Like Battlefield 5 And it's slow going My old PC up and died on me And I used it to listen to the show I just got the new one Monday but was catching the show all this time on my phone since my old computer died.

This wasn't an expense I wanted it this time, but I used the daylights out of the old one playing this game or that while catching the show. I can't wait to get this new and fully up and running with everything. It's crazy how much I need this thing, both for entertainment and connections. I like to take out the Nazis in Battlefield 5. Hey, look, you know, that's morally and spiritually cleansing to kill Nazis. bad me see I'm a terrible person

even if it's just pixels it helps me blow off the steam though you know I do know so no it was me apparently hopefully that will not be the story of the rest of the evening uh yeah

I guess while I was off there I played a little bit of a clip from um a podcast that Jeremy sent me. Another trans trans sex worker

has come out saying that she too had sex with Lindsay Graham. Don't know if it was pre or post transition, but there will probably be more and more and more. Of course, if she was post

transition, then as crazy as this may sound, but it is the reality. If she was post-transition, she's a girl, and those are probably the only women that Lindsay ever had the sexy time with. But those protestations that Lindsay made of, and not that it matters to anything, but I'm not gay. Well, shades of Roy Cohn, you know, I was thinking about that earlier today. Roy Cone famously said, I'm not gay. I just like to have sex with men. And, you know, then he got HIV and died.

No, no, Randy Radar, I didn't get taken off the air. It's just internet weather. Lisa says, stop it, Roxanne. Don't say we didn't miss much. We missed three minutes of cussing and discussin. That you did. Thank you for, and thank you for noting that. Another person had sex with Lindsay Graham.

So many victims. By the way, release all the Epstein files. That got talked about today some in Todd Blanchie's confirmation hearing. there were several several cringeworthy moments one of which well two let's see

one senator Sheldon White House I think called out Todd Blanchie and you know mentioned along the way the raging alcoholic Trash Patel

and Todd Blanchie did some performative outrage I said well it's an obnoxious question well sometimes the truth can be obnoxious but then later on senator peter welch of vermont spoke up and he said uh after senator white house mentioned it i want to bring up my own concerns i have concerns about trash patel because of the reports about his drinking about the incredibly bad morale there but i'm not going to ask you on that you're his supervisor so obviously you have some responsibility to be reviewing his behavior and and blanche immediately blanched and said i don't think he has any issues drinking he has

no issues in morale either no he has no morale therefore has no issues with it and he doesn't have any issues drinking that's that's one of the oldest lines in the book i don't have a drink i don't have a problem i don't have a drinking problem i drink i drink i don't have a problem i drink I pass out, I wake up, I drink again, no problem. But the goddess of irony was there putting words in Todd Blanchy's mouth. I don't think he has any issues drinking, you know. True statement. I don't think he even holds his nose or anything.

It just tips the handle upright or else he uses the swirly straw. I don't think he has any problems drinking. Yeah, and that clip, Randy mentioned that, no, they didn't hear, you didn't hear the clip. I basically just told you what was in it. It was a 15-minute clip, and, well, that was the gist of it, was that another trans sex worker came out and said that she made the beast with two backs with Miss Lindsay. and of course there was some Lindsey Graham

performativity today during Todd Blanche's hearing I think it was maybe Marsha goodness Blackburn Marsha Marsha

who said I just want to take some time today to acknowledge the absence of my dear friend Lindsay Graham and Lindsay was many many things that's right Marsha Wednesday was

but he cared a tably tably great deal about the unborn and then proceeded to rattle babbling off about the precious little fetuses and a couple of different women on the maggot side of the committee prattled on about myth of pristone and one harrowing story and and she is here with us today and I'm so proud of her for her courage you know anytime you get one of those

and she is with us here today with the exception of the Epstein survivors Who the maggots insisted upon calling victims. They're survivors. But, no, talking about the Miff of Pristone lady. Her boyfriend, he crushed up one of them baby-killing pills and forced it into her mouth in the middle of the night and killed his own baby. because you know the impression they wanted to create was that well that's just happening all the time all across the fruited plain see to shining sea and all of that and of course todd blanche played along and we're trying to make sure that well there's finally real science being done as to whether this drug is safe oh you dipshit it's been known to be safe for literally a couple of

of generations now, you fuck wit. You know that here we are. And it was just one mistake after another as Todd Blanchie pissed and moaned and obfuscated and avoided and Philibut-bustard. Corey Booker had some questions for Todd Blanchie. I'm his lawyer. or was his, I'm his lawyer, B, I was his lawyer, now I'm the deputy director of the Department of Justice, okay? And Corey Booker in particular asked him about the magic transfer of Jisland Maxwell to a cushy little minimum security of gated community in Bryan, Texas.

Here we go. Department of Justice is also responsible that powerful corporations play by the same rules. Let's take a proposed merger between Paramount Warner Brothers and Discovery. This is no ordinary transaction. It was a proposed $111 billion merger involving two of the last remaining legacy Hollywood studios. As Deputy Attorney General and later Acting Attorney General, you exercise oversight of the antitrust division. you approved the decision to close the department's investigation into that merger yes or no i was part of the decision i don't know you were involved in that you don't even let me answer

man did you that career attorneys investigated that deal recommend is Todd Blanchie a dope smoker you don't even let me answer the question man do I was part of the decision I don't know you were involved in that you don't even let me answer man did you that's incredible If the career attorneys who investigated that deal recommend closing that investigation? I didn't have a conversation with the career. But as I was saying earlier, I didn't ask you that. I asked you, did the career attorneys who investigate the deal recommend closing the investigation? I have no idea what they were.

You were in charge of that department yet you have no idea. Well, this is... I didn't say I had no idea. It's no idea about the question you asked about what the career attorney's view was. You do not know what the career attorney's view was. I'm not sure what the view was with respect to closing it or not closing it. Well, let me tell you. why.

So that was one part of it. And then where Jis Lane Maxwell was concerned, Corey Booker said, one week after your meeting, Gis Lane Maxwell was transferred for a low security federal institution

to a minimum security prison camp. Were you involved with that transfer? That's pretty simple. Yes or no? Involved with? That could be little activity, little involvement, a great deal of involvement, executive level involvement. So it's yes or no.

What did Todd Blanchie say in answer to the question? Were you involved with that transfer? We learned that she was receiving threats, man. No, I added the man part there, but it did. Jesus. You won't even let me finish anything. Man? Man? Dude. And Cory Booker was having none of it, saying when people are under threats in a prison facility, they're put into solitary confinement or protective custody. They're not moved to a camp. Well, it's not always true.

Jesus. Todd Blanchie's so goddamn crooked that when he dies, they'll have to bury him with an auger because they won't be able to fit. him into a box. Sheesh. And then there was the confession of his billion-dollar mistake. Speaking to reporters earlier today, Dick Durbin had some questions and some observations, all related to the anti-weaponization fund, the $1.776 billion slush fund for various and sundry,

cut purses, foot pads, highwaymen, thieves, ditch dwellers, etc. of January 6th, 2021. And Durbin said, well, I asked him about that, and he said, I made a mistake. And so the legal eagles were rather surprised over on what used to be Twitter, Amanda Carpenter, a former GOP campaign staffer, said, that's a pretty big whoopsie for someone who wants to lead DOJ. And a professor, Amy Copland, Coplin, said, it's great that he claims to recognize this,

but he's doing so after a judge has ruled on it and during a confirmation hearing, raises serious questions about his sincerity. Given everything else we know about him and the way he's treated Congress, the American people, Gislane Maxwell and especially survivors of Maxwell and Epstein's crimes, his claims are worth very little. His actions, on the other hand, have been quite meaningful.

I made a mistake. Yeah. And then, well, that wasn't the only confirmation process taking place today. No. No, we had CDC nominees in... in the hot seat, as well as a creep named Jay Clayton, who faced the hardest question any maggot can ever have to face today. Yeah, it got that, well, par for the course with this gang of chuds.

But it was bad enough that it made Bob. bobble-throated goon, Tom, a head full of cotton, start pounding the table and yelling and carrying on. Jay Clayton is nitwit Niro's nominee for DNI, which Bill Pulte is babysitting right now. Walter J. Clayton the Tird. Thank you, goddess of irony. He gave us another Roman numeral guy. Walter J. Clayton the Toid, who at present is drawing his breath and his pay as the U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York, and recently attacked four New York Times

reporters who reported on nitwit Niro's grift jet. and its lack of necessary security precautions and countermeasures and the like. Well, he sent gun thugs to their doors to deliver subpoenas that are hopefully going to wind up being quashed. In his time questioning, Senator Ron Wyden of Oregon said they were delivered to reporters Holmes, calling, he called them intimidation subpoenas delivered by armed thugs. And so this guy is apparently tasked with trying to rein in whatever remnants of a free press we still have in this country. And then came John Ossoff, Senator John Ossoff's turn.

I suppose he'll be in the spotlight, what, tomorrow evening when Mittlet Nero goes after, after he, him, and Senator Warnock, and claims that they're illegitimate senators, whatever. But Senator Assoff wanted to know about the pardon of Juan Orlando Hernandez, the former Honduran president who was convicted in the Southern District of New York, no less. for working with the Sinaloa cartel and, you know, do what they do best,

and that is smuggled drugs into the United States. And then the hardest question in the world came along. And it is a doozy, of course. We've seen other maggots falter on this tough, tough inquiry. Do you think you were... Oh, now, you're not supposed to have two ads. damn it sir and also thank you mr chairman uh mr clayton welcome congratulations on your nomination you have an obligation to be honest and forthright with this committee correct yes uh and

again i guess today part of today is going to be about the length of time it takes a maggot to answer a really simple straightforward question And in this instance, Clayton kind of flips his hand out and says, yes, like he was trying to figure out, is it a trick question? You have to be honest and forthright with this committee, right? It's a trap. Admiral Lackbar is never very far away. Yes. Okay.

Is it the case in the Juan Orlando Hernandez case that the president of the United States pardoned a man who had worked with the Sinaloa cartel to facilitate massive narco-trafficking into the United States? I don't remember the specifics of that case. He was convicted in your district. He was convicted. We convict a lot of people for a lot of drugs. Ficted of narco-trafficking, yes? I believe so.

At massive scale, yes? Well, you're telling me what I know. That's kind of, he was, I believe, look, I'll take your word for it. He was a convicted narco trafficker. Did the president of the United States Donald J. Trump pardon a convicted narco trafficker? I believe we just discussed that. The president provided a pardon. Yes or no.

Did the president of the United States pardon a convicted narco trafficker? Yes. Who won the 2020 election? I'm not going to do this with you. This is a job interview. I'm not going to do this with you. Because if I answer you truthfully, Daddy won't love me anymore.

Because, of course, we're going to have a lot of stolen 2020 election bullshit. At this point in the day, a little more than 24 hours hence. We've established that you have an obligation to be. Honest and forthright with the committee. Yes, you do have an obligation to be honest and forthright with the committee. Yes. Who won the 2020 election? Like I said, I'm not going to get into that with you.

But you do have an obligation to be honest and forthright with the committee. Is anything that I just said not honest or forthright? Yes, you're not being honest or forthright. Who won the 2020 election? We can keep doing this. Well, we're going to keep doing it because you're not being honest and forthright with the committee. I'm not going to engage in the theater. It's a simple question, Mr. Clayton.

Who won the 2020 presidential election? I've answered it. You're here asking for the support of senators to lead America's intelligence community. We've established that you have an obligation to be honest and forthright with this committee and with the American public, but you refuse to answer a simple matter of fact about the 2020 election. Is that right? No, that's not right. Then answer the question.

who won the 2020 election? I have answered the question. Answer it. What is your answer? I've given you my answer. What is your answer? You refuse to answer a basic question about who won a presidential election, but you asked to lead America's intelligence community?

Isn't it humiliating to be unable to answer this question, to have to indulge the president's delusions? We know, you know, everybody in this room knows the truthful answer to that question. Why can you not give it? I think I gave you the answer. Are you aware that Director Gabbard was present at the Fulton County raid in Georgia earlier this year? You discussed that with me yesterday in your office. Are you aware that Director Gabbard was present at the Fulton County raid earlier this year?

You brought it to me. What is going on here? You've said at the beginning of this, you have an obligation to be honest and forthright with the committee. I'm asking a very simple question. Are you aware of it, Director Gabbard was present at the Fulton County raid earlier this year? Yes or no? Are you aware? I was...

You won't answer that question either. I just said I was made aware of it by you yesterday. The first time you learned that Director Gabbard was present at that raid was in my office yesterday? It was the first time that in my recollection, I've thought about it recently. Now, was I aware of it? it before? What? Yeah, same thing, Senator Ossoff. What? It was the first time in my recollection that I recall. Who are you? Ronald Reagan? It will. Nancy. I don't have a recollection of whether I recall remembering the recollection thing that I don't recall. Oh, this, something makes me think that

there may be prison time for this dude somewhere down the road. And the hand jive. He's doing the hand, waving his hands about. What a clown. I mean, you brought it to my attention yesterday. I had not thought. So you had not known until. I had not thought about it until you brought it to my attention yesterday.

Your answers lack credibility. Your testimony lacks credibility. You're being evasive and you're not being candid or forthright. And everybody across the country is going to watch this and know that. Are you aware that former Director Graberd testified that her presence at the raid was, quote, requested by the president? I'm not aware of that until now. Okay, you are now aware of that? Yeah.

Are you aware that members of this committee are already probing Director Gabbard's potential misconduct in this matter? No, I don't, I'm not privy to your probe and to... Are you aware that the General Counsel and Deputy General Counsel of your office have already provided testimony to this committee regarding this matter? No. If the White House Chief of Staff or the President asks you to travel somewhere across the United States and oversee the execution of a domestic search warrant on a sensitive election facility, will you do it? Is that appropriate?

Is that appropriate for the Director of National Intelligence? That's a hypothetical. We all know it's not appropriate. Senator Oswald is expired. Will you answer the question? Your time has expired. Will you give him the opportunity to answer the question? Is this not material right now, sir?

Is it appropriate for the Director of National Intelligence to oversee the execution of domestic search warrants at sensitive election facilities? Yes or no? I think you're asking me, as you just said in your first comment to me? Yes or no, is it appropriate? No. You are asking me to comment on a matter that you just said was under investigation. No, I'm asking you. Okay, Senator Ossoff, your time is expired.

Disqualifying. Vice Chairman, do you have anything to add? Senator King, I did not recognize you. I recognized the vice chairman. Senator King, I did not recognize you. I recognized the vice chairman. Mr. Vice Chairman, will you make the point? I will make a point. I want to make a couple points. One, I strongly disagree with you about the issue of drug trafficking being more important at this point than the threat of China or Russia. But that you're going to, I'm sorry, please.

He asked me for the most ones. I did not rank them in order. Well, that was getting a little too close to the bone for poor old Tom head full of cotton, wasn't it? But what what Senator Asoff said to this pathetic, pett fogging, maggot chud is equally applicable to somebody like bobble-throated Tom? Isn't it embarrassing? Isn't it humiliating to constantly have to spend each and every day crawling on your belly before this disgusting, shambolic, diseased, pedophile, this, this liar. Isn't it just, doesn't it just destroy any sense? sense of self-worth and human dignity? Because it does, and none of these, mostly men,

have any integrity whatsoever. The dude tried to dodge around a conviction that came out of his own office that was then subjected to a presidential pardon once the sufficient amount of money had changed hands. You know, I think, when I take a moment, I realize why it is that I didn't, and ever so many tens of millions of Americans didn't, find much worth celebrating this past July 4th. It wasn't just the tackiness. It wasn't just the pathetic self-aggrandizement. It was the recognition that this experiment in something resembling democracy, remember, Madison said, whatever we come up with, we're going to call it democracy, okay? Everybody agree. Okay, harumph. But what was there to celebrate? At this point in time, if we do not correct this,

and correcting it is going to be the work of a generation or more, game over. The experiment failed. And as I have said on a number of occasions, we're not in constitutional crisis. We are in constitutional collapse. Nothing works anymore. The right-wing member of a cult who sits on the Supreme Court had the gall to sit in front of the Congress and talk about how, scary it is for her, poor her, that they get some crank calls, crank emails, whatever, when this entire goddamn country is a shooting gallery because of her and her colleagues who put guns ahead of children's lives. that's not crisis that's collapse and i think we're far from having sorted out what comes next

the white house was sweating bullets over uh todd blanchie earlier today their rapid response team after he was human after blanche was humiliated by senator dick durbin scant minutes after Dick Durbin gave his statement, the rapid response 47 ran to X and posted the usual orange excrement. Durbin had talked about how there was a mass purge inside the DOJ, saying, you've removed from the department some of the most effective prosecutors that have ever served our government, and the White House panicking said, run. Todd Blanche has ended the weaponization of the Justice Department

and returned to focus on keeping Americans safe the record dropping violent crime speaks for itself. Oh, they blathered away odd nauseum. About the drop-in crime, the drop-in crime, the drop-in crime. And then the same account posted again and again and again. the whole outfit has donkey ears you tug them they'll bray oh going back to the uh that one podcast uh that jeremy sent me uh left out major parts she had texts to back it up as well as he threatened her and her family but never made her sign an nda well we didn't we didn't we didn't have 15 minutes to play the whole thing i mean she

I don't need her evidence. I believe her. I believe that Washington, D.C., like I said, I'm guessing Grindr in D.C. is wrapped in black bunting for all the sex workers who aren't going to be getting any work now that this Lindsay has gone on to her just reward. Oh, and by the way, this, since we're back to Lindsay again, This is actually hilarious.

But at any rate, someone has created a new Lindsay Graham in Hell game. There was a video on TikTok. It's hilarious. You have to, you play as Lindsay Graham and you go through hell, collecting magic cock rings and shooting monsters with your dildo blaster. and eventually you as Lindsay Graham are chased by the floating head of Charlie Kirk, Henry Kissinger. Oh, who's the other?

And you have to also collect your burdos. So I guess it's just apropos of nothing. It's going to be Spain versus Argentina in the World Cup final. And England versus France for. the ignominious third place trophy wait what what's that Glenn Gary Glenn Ross yeah first place of the Cadillac second place is a set of stake knives and third places you're fired Jeremy says I can explain the dropping crimes simply because the DOJ no longer accounts for the Trump family's current ongoing crimes

yeah that's probably a substantial drop just not not look in the and yeah maybe not counting crimes by the proud boys, the Patriot Front, the creeper centers, the Oafkeepers, et cetera, et cetera. And from Cynthia, if I ever see one of these goddamn things, I'm going to smash it with a hammer till it's unrecognizable. And what she's talking about is they've begun stamping out the, I wish they were stamping them out. the $1,250th birthday coin with Trump's face on it.

Anybody tries to give that to me and change? I'll ask him for a dollar bill with George Washington on it. And the other thing is they've begun producing the paper money bearing nitwit Nero's signature. So to the extent that you deal with cash, be on the lookout for that and maybe think about asking the clerk could I have one that doesn't have his signature on it

it might actually be part of a little ground swell of protest against his filthy presence on the currency the design was created by the U.S. Commission of Fine Arts the membership thereof was entirely appointed by canckel's colligula and like everything else he touches it's not actually gold but it's got a gold-ish finish maybe they wrapped it in you know foil like with you know honica geld i don't know posting an excrement over on x scott besant said it's to honor the enduring legacy of liberty and the lasting symbol of patriotism. Featuring President Trump, it celebrates the strength of American values

and the promise of a nation dedicated to preserving freedom for all. And he said, and then Nitwit Niro said, Well, it's very unusual, but I was honored by their request to put my face on the money. It's very cute. They gave me a coin. It's cute. Come on, fronto temporal dysploid dementia. Do your thing.

And again, like I said, we have a lot of work to do to accomplish the Domnatio Memorii that this country desperately needs to simply erase him from existence. Aw. And by the way, earlier today at Todd Blanchie's hearing, flowers. This is how C-SPAN described it. Flowers seen where Lindsey Graham sat in Judiciary Committee.

and when by the way when blanchey was pressed on why he had not met with any of the survivors the Epstein survivors he hauled up oh well you know if they're if they're represented by council i can't meet with them that didn't hold water for very long because someone else pointed out so if they show up with their lawyer you certainly can meet with them oh yeah i can definitely do that and poor marcia marcia marcia goodness blackburn she tried to rehabilitate the witness recall that marcia has a degree in no shit home economics i got a lot of response i got a lot of respect uh for that topic but that qualifies her to be on the senate judiciary committee exactly how So she had a long list of lawyers that she claimed Todd Blanchie had met with

trying to create the impression that somehow that was the equivalent of looking Jeffrey Epstein's survivors in the eye. It didn't work. Busy day. Oh, and by the way, big announcement. Ralph's pointed this out to me just prior to air. A big announcement coming out of the Maggot Pentagon today. Wait, what?

Tom and Sunny Sand Ruffel sending me a picture of a chisel-tip Sharpie. New $100 bills! No, Ralphs reminded me of this story, and I knew I wanted to get around to it because this is... This is just monumentally dumb. Whiskey Pete apparently wants to get all the, get the military on gender affirming care. Yeah, after purging anyone in the military who was on gender affirming care, in particular hormone replacement therapy,

well, he has signed an order, the DUI hire has, saying that all active duty service members above the age of 30 will be tested, get this, for their testosterone level. Note all active duty members. Not all active duty male members, all active duty members over 30. well he was so proud of his humdinger of a great new brainstorm idea that he even done went and made a video about it will somebody please deal with this drunk at the department of war we have the most elite warriors on the face of the earth every single day you are pushed to your absolute physical and mental limits to master the profession of arms we demand your all and you give it it. But while we invest heavily in our weapon systems, platforms, and gear, our most decisive

tactical advantage will always be the individual warfighter. We have a sacred duty to maintain that advantage, which is why we must constantly look for new ways to optimize your performance, your resilience, and your long-term health. Yeah, hold on a minute there, Pedy. This Orwellian language about warriors and warrants war fighters. Really, am I supposed to understand that

some E1 some E1 apprentice supply clerk at Fort busted Knuckle is constantly tested physically and mentally

to be at the top of it? Yeah. Okay, Pete, sure, whatever. But we're going to, your physical well-being, uh-huh. Yeah, tell us more, uh, juicer. And to meet that commitment today, I'm authorizing a new screening program for testosterone deficiency for our service members, ensuring you have the right testosterone levels to operate at your absolute best. Yeah, that's going to be fun.

Putting, putting soldiers. military personnel on testosterone who do not need it, as if it's some sort of miracle drug. He's actually endangering members of the armed services because, and by the way, he's also going to be balding a lot of male members of the armed services because in excess of surfaced of testosterone, it converts to dihound. hydro testosterone, which is what makes a guy's hair fall out. It's also very hard on the heart. It peaks at the age, it peaks at because the human body can cope with it then. God, I should know. I actually had blood work done back before I started my transition, so I would have a baseline.

and Jesus, my testosterone was almost in four digits. So I had a considerable amount of work to do to suppress that to where it needed to be. But I'm just curious about something. Let's go through this now all the way. It's well-established science that as we age, testosterone levels often naturally drop. Under the supervision, you illiterate piss, aunt. He said the T in often. Of our world-class medical professionals, warfighters, age 30 and older, are going to be tested annually as part of their periodic health assessment.

It's a health assessment that happens every year. We're just adding this test. Those under 30 can voluntarily choose to get the test as well. I want to go bald early, boss. It's entirely your choice to receive testosterone replacement therapy. This initiative, it's not about artificial enhancement. It's about restoring and optimizing your natural capabilities. But it is artificial enhancement.

You dipshit, it's gender-affirming care, which you have railed up one wall and down the other against. I wonder how much, I wonder how often whiskey peat jams himself with a syringe full of, testosterone. If it's if it's once just just paw the earth once. If it's twice, paw the earth twice. Protecting your longevity and ensuring you have the biological foundation required to sustain the fight. We owe our warriors the absolute best medical care in the world and this program delivers on that obligation. Taking care of your long-term health means ensuring you remain strong, resilient, and capable. Not just for your next deployment, but for the rest of your life.

So you can thrive long after you take off the uniform. You silly, sodden, dumbass drunk. So let's see. Who wasn't manly enough? Grant whipped Robert E. Lee's ass up and down the, up and down the battlefields of Virginia. He whipped ass at Shiloh, he whipped ass at Vicksburg, he whipped ass in Corinth, and he never had a single jab of testosterone. How about Sergeant York? Just about every honor that France, Italy, Britain, and the United States had to offer.

offer for his heroics during the First World War, never got jabbed in the ass with any testosterone. Yeah, but think about what a warfighter he would have been. No, he wouldn't. He'd have been halfway out of his mind raging on testosterone. Probably would have done something stupid that got him killed. How about Audie Murphy to Helen back, who became in the Second World War the most decorated man soldier to come out of that war? Nope, never jabbed himself in the ass with any testosterone. Eisenhower.

Masterminded the invasion of Fortress Europa without a single injection of testosterone. Admiral Halsey. Sorry, no stabby-stabby. Every single pilot who took off from an aircraft carrier in World War II, no stabby-stabby. John McCain. flying off of aircraft carriers to bomb civilians in Vietnam. No stabby stabby. Had to get through his incarceration at the Hanoi Hilton

without any hormonal gender-affirming care. Of course, I do wonder, I mean, he was a veteran after all. I wonder if Miss Lindsay ever had any testosterone shots. I do. Upon my soul. I do want to. Or you can still be men when you take the uniform off. I think that's where we were, weren't we?

As we know, the modern battlefield is brutal and unrelenting. It requires and demands maximum psychological and mental readiness. And by addressing these health markers early... So it took maximum mental and physical readiness to be able to push a button and murder 200,000, little girls in a school in Tehran. Yeah? He's not just a drunk. He's a goddamn dumbass.

No wonder he got bounced out of the military. No wonder he was running around sexually harassing women at Fox News TV Radio Rwanda. Testosterone is a scheduled drug in the United States because it is so power. We're keeping you on the leading edge of lethality and giving you the same level of support that you give this nation the absolute best. Godspeed, keep going, and God bless. Well, what's the difference between Godspeed and God bless? Is Godspeed a particularly virulent form of meth? And you'll notice there's nothing in there about men.

So if you're under 30, you can say, gosh, gosh, Secretary Petey, I sure do want me some testosterone. Can I get stabbed in the butt with the testosterone every week? Pretty, please. So I can be a maximum lethal quartermaster. And what of the women? can they opt into the testosterone too? That'll make them trans.

Of course we already know. They did everything to, they could to hide it. But the Air Force performed a study a few years back of trans guys versus cis guys. And the trans guys outperformed the cis guys regularly and routinely. And then they were forced out of the military. Yes, Steve, this is not from the onion. Testosterone replacement therapy? Am I really hearing this?

This is all about this guy's extreme feelings of inadequacy. Well, maybe some adorable little pre-transition twink needs to catch up with PD and report back. And Randy Radar says, And the sex will be so much better when the money runs out. Question mark. I'm so old. I can remember back when they were shrieking that hormone replacement therapy for the teeny tiny itsy-bitsy little minuscule number of serving trans members of the military was just too expensive and took too big a bite out of the Pentagon's health care. it. Well, some of that would have been testosterone. Some of it would have been estrogen. A little bit

probably would have been progesterone. But we're going to throw money down the testosterone rat hole for every member of the military over 30 who don't need this? Who can function just fine without it? Oh, but you know who won't be getting the testosterone therapy? The 60% of black members of the Navy who are going to be bounced out of the Navy because they can't meet the shaving standard because of pseudophiliculitis Barbay, which, by the way, probably has some sort of a hormonal component. to it too the white supremacy that is just readily apparent in all of this the misogyny see whiskey Pete can't even acknowledge that women are war fighters that women are warriors that women have lethality do do do women in the military

over 30 have the option of just juicing a little estrogen if theirs is low premenapausal you sure didn't say anything about that did he jeremy says when morale is too low will they introduce super drugs like crystal meth so they can fight like real men say like the ss of old i would not be at all surprised here have a little bump time to invade Bolivia need some more of that marching powder

Lee with a question obligatory match reference does Radar O'Reilly have enough testosterone I would guess that Maxwell Klinger has enough and of course you know the running gagged with Klinger was that he was

just desperately trying to get a Section 8 to get him home before somebody managed to kill him In a way, Klinger is a, in terms of a character and a character arc, he's reminiscent of Yossarian trying to get out of missions in Catch 22. There are people out there trying to kill me. And that, of course, gives rise to the term that is the title of the book, because you have to be crazy to fight in the war. And being crazy will get you out of the war. but wanting out of the war proves you aren't crazy

and as the saying in the book goes, that's some catch that catch 22. It's the best there is. Jeez. He called it the high T Department of War and swears it, you know, you heard him, it's not about artificial enhancement. Well, exogenous hormones,

I mean, I'm sure it will be bio-identism. Tentical testosterone, it will be made from yams, probably in Spain. And so it's not artificial in that sense, but you don't need testosterone to lava grenade or man-and-artillery piece, or run sonar on a submarine or the catapult on an aircraft carrier or the countermeasures on a fast frigate because low T doesn't make you just like getting you know I don't want to get out of bed today I don't feel very lethal today not much of a war fighter and actually I feel kind of sorry for the sex workers

wherever ships make port of call and sailors who are jacked out of their minds on testosterone get liberty probably every chance in the world that rapes will go up women will pay as women always do for these disgusting exercises in hyper masculinity And from Tom in Sunny San Rafael, Stabby, Stabby, I don't think Josephine Baker got it either. Made a knight of the French Legion of Honor for her extremely dangerous work in World War II. Yeah, pretty sure that they weren't juicing Julia Child either

when she was working for the OSS in France. God, can you imagine the reboot of Hogan's heroes? All right, LeBeau, drop trow. Time for me to give you your... testosterone injection and make a man out of you, you Frenchman. Yeah. Randy Radar said it's known as go juice in the military. Huh, I thought that was prune juice.

I knew somebody would make the connection. Lee says Admiral Halsey, but according to a song I heard, I doubt he passed home economics like Marsha Blackburn. The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie. We're so sorry, Uncle Albert. we haven't done a bloody thing all day but the kettle's on the boil nice work lee oh this timeline and and look i do recognize there is a medical use for testosterone it's generally later in life and it's good for libido when the libido's falling off and well when things don't quite work like they used to uh it's it's no replacement

for the little blue pill, but there are men out there who can't take the little blue pill because the little blue pill is fucking deadly if you've got a heart condition or you use nitroglycerin. It'll kill you deadered in Farrow's cat. I mean, I've seen comments by trans guys on various message boards saying, you know, I really want to start testosterone, but I don't want my hair to fall out well that's that's one of the side effects and it's just well medical science has not figured out a way to completely combat that but you know there's always minoxidil two little two and a half milligram tablets per day and well look we're talking about gender affirming care here the poster child for gender affirming care as we talk about gender affirming care as we

talked about a few weeks ago is none other than nitwit narrow because he was on fanasteride for years and years and years but it suddenly didn't show up in his pharmaceutical profile and I posited the theory that the reason that is is because he's now on a drug that is much stronger than Phanasteride, Phanastoride is used to defeat the effects of dihydro-testosterone and preserve hair on one's head. But I suspect now he needs a much more powerful prostate medication. Things like Lupron come to mind. You know what?

Our military is going to be an absolute mess when and if we are able to finally rested away from these stupid sex-obsessed goons. Oh, eventually somebody will spill the tea on you, Whiskey Pete. Then there's this. By the way, we're past the halfway point of the program. And by the way, a little program announcement, by the way, I'll be on the air tomorrow, but we'll be going to see the Odyssey on the biggest screen that the local theater has on Friday afternoon.

So, did you see how long it is? It's about three hours. The movie screens at three. That means that they'll actually show the film at 3.30, maybe 340, because of all the freaking ads. So I probably won't be back here to Victorias until 7. So I'm not going to outright cancel Friday on the front porch. but maybe I'll try to pop in when we do get back.

If nothing else, I'll give you a review. No, then there's this. I mentioned that they were a barking and a gruntin today in Todd Blanchie's hearing about the demon abortion pill. Yeah. Well, this is, I mean, this is a multi-agency press for Mittwit. Nero's bunch. And the Center for Reproductive Rights sued NITWITWAT Nero's maladministration

because there was about $10 million worth of reproductive health products, and they were stored at a warehouse in Belgium, and they trashed them. They were going to be distributed as part of the U.S. agency for international development. That was before USAID got taken out behind the barn and beaten with an axe handle.

And so now we're finding out the little Marco Rubio has a mess on his hands because there's a whole bunch of emails that the Center for Reproductive Freedom, Center for Reproductive Rights, I mean, has gotten hold of. And once again, this is a bunch that could fuck up a one-car funeral. One diplomat working at the U.S. Embassy to Belgium wrote back home to the Department of State and said, there's no one here that knows definitively what's in the warehouse.

And the Washington Post says a chaotic picture emerged as members of this fascist, misogynistic gang of punks and thugs that tried to find out just what was in the warehouse. This was all while Leon Scum and his Cheeto dust-covered dodgy boys

were running amok through the government. And in the emails This is a rubio was kept aware of the fate of the contraceptives. Controceptives have a fate? Somebody get Edith Hamilton's mythology out, and let's talk about the fate of contraceptives with, you know, the ancient Greek fates. I thought they dealt in, like, spinning wheels and yarn and sniffing and whatnot. So they didn't actually destroy.

the contraceptives. They allowed them to go bad. From the article in the post, in one email, a senior official from the State Department incorrectly described several contraceptives as abortifacients. Well, that's because these are idiotic ideologues who think that a, you know, birth control pill is an abortifacient. It isn't. On August, State, 2025, an unnamed State Department official emailed Jeremy Lewin, a political appointee who oversaw foreign assistance at the State Department, with a list of what is described as current viable abortifacients housed in the warehouse. The unnamed official listed two different contraceptive devices, a subdermal implant, and an IUD, as well as the daily oral contraceptive

Levanar gestural, the U.S. FDA says none of those are abortifacients, but again, these are weird, twisted, sick, disgusting, strange, creepy little fetus fetishists. An IUD is an abortifacient? Let's start with one. having an IUD implanted is a traumatic experience for a woman. Having it removed is even more so. It basically serves as a foreign body in the uterus that keeps pregnancy from happening. And a lawyer with the Center for Reproductive Rights, Liz McCammon Taylor,

unburdened herself of how she felt about these goons. This administration talks a lot about waste, fraud, and abuse, and trying to root it out, but this is waste, fraud, and abuse. But, hey, it hurts women, so, and this is me, not her, it hurts women, so they're all in on it. I have never seen so many insecure men gathered together in one place as are gathered under the umbrella of this maggot whore, I mean, White House. Jesus. So we let food rot in a warehouse that was meant to go to starving born children. Too bad for them. And then we let birth control just go bad in a warehouse in Belgium. In the name of Jesus, amen and amen.

Well, Randy, they were at one point. They're not anymore. Randy says a good portion of space force is probably trans. Yeah, that's why the Biden administration didn't want to move space force from Colorado to Huntsville, Taliban. Oh, dear. I've said the magic word. Alabama. We have a Tommy the Tuber sighting.

Oh, wait, what was that, Victoria? Pete Higgseth thinks about testosterone the way he thinks about everything. Once. Muscles get bigger, end of analysis. The science stops at the bicep. And the irony is sailing clean over his head because this is a cisgender man on camera telling the troops he wants him to feel more male. More drive, more energy, more at home in their own bodies.

There's a name for that feeling. It's called gender euphoria. How a girl. Trans men want that exact same thing, and they're demonized for it, banned for it. His own Pentagon discharges people for it. Pete Hagseth just rolled out gender affirming care for the only people who were never told no. And the only people who probably don't need it. What do you want to bet that since we're going to go down this road, this incredibly stupid road,

What do you want to bet they'll follow up by making monoxidil free for the troops? Curiously, monoxidil is a mild blood pressure reducing medication? Do you really want to be lowering the blood pressure of perfectly healthy fit war fighters? Because they're going to need it when their hair starts falling out. And you know how the military is. You know they'll savage each other. Not that way. Not that kind of savage.

not Lindsey Graham Savage. No, well, now look at you, Cromdome. I guess you got on the old testosterone express there, didn't you? You taking a little extra, are you? I've never seen hair fall out faster than when it came off of my head going into basic training. He's dead and I'm bald. Whoa!

Paraphrasing. sent of a woman. But no, there's a Tommy, Tommy, the tuber citing. And Tommy has, well, he went to

a meeting of the Alabama Sheriff's Association. They had their annual summer conference down in the sunny, in the sunny confines of Opelaca, Alabama. Opelacca's not far.

from Auburn, where Tommy the Tuba claims he lives, although he probably had to drive from Florida. But he wanted people to know that, by God, we're going to have us some good, fine, upstanding Christian data centers in, in, in, in, Alabama. He said, I think there are 27 states that said we aren't going to build data centers. we're not going to do that it makes

and they started mocking the it makes too much noise it's going to ruin the climate bull crap they're listening to all this nonsense they see on social media that's coming from China because China does not want us to grow

well Tommy you goddammed idiot please believe me when I tell you that this broadcast is not originating in Guangdong free trade province. In fact, this broadcast is, well, your humble ostus, was born there on the banks of the Tennessee River in northwest Alabama. And for my poor natal state, I don't want, I don't want no data centers either because they're going drive up your power bills.

Mm-hmm. They're going to wreck the infrastructure. They don't bring the damn jobs. Jobs, jobs, jobs, Tommy. He said, we're going to do data centers. It'll help you tremendously. The tax money that comes from those things is unbelievable for schools, for law enforcement, for anything that's doing.

Anything. anything who we hell it might even it might it might even it might even solve your low T problem

oh my heavenly days and well Doug Jones who's running against him in the governor's race and good luck good luck Senator Jones he has a

he has a real live honest to God intelligent man's IQ, Doug Jones does, whereas, well, you have to measure Tommy's in, in IQ points Santa grade, and he's about freezing. Doug Jones said, to say this opposition is coming from China is one of the most ridiculous things Tommy Tuberville has ever said, and that's a high bar. Oh, Doug Jones, I don't know if you've. ever gotten a Ramalama rim shot from the program but here have one now the people

raising these concerns aren't foreign agents there Alabama families who found out about massive projects in their own communities after decisions had already been made instead of listening to them Tuberville insults them Alabama is not a dumping ground for every data center looking for a rubber stamp people deserve transparency before deals are cut not after construction starts this is about the health safety and quality of life for the families who live there. That's why we need an immediate moratorium until Alabama has a real

statewide plan. I'd ban non-disclosure agreements between developers and local governments and require every approved project to have an independently funded community advisory board with the resources to hold these companies accountable. And Channel 10 News, Reach said,

We reached out to Tuberville's office about his China comment, but haven't hood back yet as of when this article was published. Well, it'll be some variation on I Never Said It, or you're a poopie head, or, hey, I'm a college football coach, damn it. And of course, the sad thing is Doug Jones is fighting an uphill battle because the wool hats down in Alabama will vote for anybody. with an awe behind the name, even if that awe stands for that word that the maggots have reclaimed that we try not to use here.

Let's run over to the stress line and see who's with us this evening. Hey, welcome to the program. Hey there, hi there, ho there. Oh, Tracy, how are you? I was okay to about an hour ago I was okay to about an hour ago when I got a phone call from the restaurant that I'm having my birthday party to tell me that they're not having lunch on the 19th

because of the World Cup and they're just doing the regular menu Robin I made a reservation a month ago y'all didn't know the World Cup was going to be you're going to be doing shit for the World Cup there when I made their reservation? Because how long will we be knowing about the World Cup, baby? Oh, I think it's been on the burner for a while now. Yeah.

Is it being played in L.A. or something? No. So I just found out. Apparently, there's a, I think we just actually dodged the bullet because there's actually a family. zone happening in Burbank on Sunday and there's going to be street closures and all these things. So we dodged a bullet, but should I be annoyed that you call me four days before my party to tell me that you're not having brunch?

Oh, to use a term that you introduced me to, oh so many years ago, I'm reckoning you're hotter than fish grease. Yes. Yes. Yes. And so you were very proud with me because I was in my, and then the half of us said, but we tried to call you yesterday. Like they started to call me yesterday. Yeah, that would be five days, not four. Right. That's the least deep thought. But your girl was resourceful. So she started calling at the restaurant. And so we're going to El Dorado and having a brunch in the marina, which is going to be far better than Burbank. Oh, the marina sounds lovely. Would that, would that be your Marina del Rey?

That would be the Marina del Rey, yes. There's a country song about that. Seriously? Really? Really? Yeah. You might have to let me. No.

There's a country song about Marina del Rey. Uh-huh. Okay. can you come a few bars or this kid just tell me who thanked it or whatever and I'll look it up here let me let me let me we are a full-service radio program let me let me let me get busy on this thing here not that kind of get busy now stop that um song by george straight stand by we'll play a couple Ooh, we'll...

We'll play a couple of bars. Hold on here. Nice piano. Mm-hmm. I had a good time. Wow. Wow. As I walked away on the plane back to Tennessee, my mind comes across her memory.

My mind comes across her memory. And yesterday. Oh, it's beautiful. You're not guilty as charged. We had a birthday party in Marina del Rey. In the Del Rey. It was delicious. I heard her say.

Well, okay, I just screwed fundraising for the evening. At least we're not a goose egg. girl I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just wow but just just just well did you well hold on did you make sure they're not having a world cup watch party bullshit so actually they actually last weekend no it's a few days ago um last week ago um last week sometimes earlier this week, no, last week, that they were, they did have an event, like a fan event in the, not in the marina last weekend or whatever I worked, I can't remember what day it was. They did have a fan event, but it was in, it was in Santa Monica and Venice. So, yeah.

Think it was last, no, it was Friday. It was Friday. Because we're like, why the hell of it, you know, a traffic was? Because I forget what was going on. And I'm like, I knew there were having any event. I knew there was going to be, you know, something happening. Did they have a game? Yeah, they had a game.

That was like, that was the last game that they had in L.A. I guess it was the semifinal or the quarterfinal. Or the quarterfile. I don't know. You know, I don't care. And so typically for the past month, the game, the matches, I'm sorry. of markets were on Tuesdays and Sunday. So I saw, because they had all these, you know,

announcements on the freeway, especially event, avoid, you know, use transit, whatever. But I was thinking that it would be in the evening because the weekday at games were in the evening because, you know, people work. No, so this game was on Friday at like noon. And I'm like, yeah, this is going to be ugly.

So I took my, because I had time of working on Friday. I'm like, no, no. For example, I had picked up this garden marina. And took them to over, like, Beverly Hills with Hollywood area to see just by night. And typically that's about a 30-minute trip. It was 45. It wasn't really that bad. but then I got a call to pick up somebody going from Beverly Hills to Manhattan Beach,

which is typically, now that's typically maybe a 30-minute route, but it's on the, so it's heading south and going toward into direction, even though, you know, it would just pass. Southside Stadium, you still got to go past it and be on the 405 South. So it's going to take a trip that would normally take 30. five minutes, it's going to take an hour. And I'm like, yeah, no, I'm not doing that. I'm not sitting in traffic for an hour.

You know, I was just thinking about some pictures that you had sent me. You sent me some pictures from a restaurant on a marina. Is this that restaurant? No. The restaurant that I sent you the pictures from was actually next door. And it usually costs Shanghai Reds. I think people like had a problem with the. Shanghai.

So they changed it to whiskey red. And they used to have an amazing brunch there, but COVID, and then they don't have a brunch there anymore. Oh, and whatever happened to the place that made the pineapple, whatever happened to the place that made those exquisite pineapple preserves? Pineapple preserves. Oh, the pineapple apocop preserves that I've sent you. Yes, ma'am.

It's still around. They, they survived. COVID. They did. So yeah. Yeah. So, so Linda Grammar's in. He is. And they and they decided to make his sister a senator. Uh-huh. Hey, listen, just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, tamp down your outrage. McGovernor could have appointed

Nancy Hatchet-Face Mays. Oh, God. So, you know, because the way my brain thing, you know, I'm not as in tune as you are, and the first thing that came to my mind after they announced his death or her, Ms. Lindsay did. Somebody sent the same thing about, you know,

there's going to be a lot of out-of-work you know young male escorts so much that that well that's that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the thing though uh what's what's emerging now Tracy is apparently he had a particular attraction to

no no no he had a particular attraction to twink to twinky little pre-transition trans girls at least two have now come out and one said the day after no we were talking about it on monday she said that he paid her stacks of money to in his in her words perform unspeakable acts on him while he was dressed in red lingerie? Oh, yeah, I remember another one. They said, are the headquarters of Grindr, are they going to have this lag in half an ass?

Yeah, I said the Grindr headquarters in D.C. was wrapped in black bonding, but same, same. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Again, see, we are now here to judge. about his, what is it, proximity. But Piccadillos.

People who are Piccadillos, these are the people who while they are doing the things that they do behind closed doors are writing laws to erase people like you and me, particularly you.

And yet, you pay people, young, pre-transitioned, trans women all this money you know I just wonder

what this world would be well also this country if we just got rid of yeah I don't I don't I'm a little sketchy about going off down this road but

people have highlighted the fact that Lindsay has said over the years well I'm not gay with a lilt in his wife yeah but work with me here Tracy because okay i'm listening we can kind of spot our own

and it's a bit of a walk through here so please bear with me a trans girl who likes to have sex with men whether she is out as a trans girl or is closeted as a trans girl trans women are women, right? Still with me? So Lindsay

liked to get it on with feminine pre-transitioned trans girls. So does that make... I see where you, I'm seeing... Okay, then finish the logical progression for me. Then if he's having sex with women, Does that not make him not, does that make him a heterosexual?

Yeah, but like I said, it gets complicated. If he's, if he was a closeted trans girl, then having sex with people who were still identifying with their birth sex as twin boys is a girl and a boy having sex and it's not gay. I mean, I don't want to, I don't want to just, I don't want to just. I don't want to just dive into this long exegesis. But that's, but, but, but, it's so, I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's one of the curses that trans women deal with. Um, the fact that men, you know, for trans, for trans women who are interested in, attracted to men, uh, the trans women aren't all hung up. the straight guys are. And so you get things like,

will having sex with a trans woman make me gay? Will that make me gay? And it also plays into a horrifying reality of what's called the trans panic defense, or in the case of gay people, the gay panic defense. But so you'll get these creeps who, you know,

Their brains are absolutely turned into toxic waste watching trans porn, and they want it really badly. And what they see in trans porn is beautiful women endowed who top men with their dinkas. and the chasers are like oh but then once they get what they want in postnut clarity they say what have I done I'm gay now and then you know they murder the trans girl most most murders of trans women are perpetrated by men who well not all but many most of the murdered trans women are sex workers. Mm-hmm. And so, you know, the case of Lindsay gets, I keep using this phrase from Lewis Carroll,

curiouser and curiouser, said Alice. Curious. Right. And Micah said he could have been a misogynist and also had a humiliation fetish or something. I'm not willing to claim him. Well, I don't think anybody does. It has to, Micah, but I think we have to acknowledge the possibility, given that he liked to be done while he was done up in Lacey Red Lajerie. And it's always the Red Lajerie.

And you know what? Red Lajerie doesn't look good on anyone. It's... You know what? Okay. I was being Eurocentric there, and I apologize. Yes, you were. Yes, you will.

But see, I knew I could have this conversation with you because you have kind of done some of the work in the past and have talked about it. And as a matter of fact, I wrote an essay and it's being published. I know. I thought that time. And for those of you who don't remember, the name of the article is, every time I whip the white man's ass, I call it reparation. I think that's perfect. I think I keep bars on that one, baby. Yes.

Yes. Every time I look the right in there, I called it reparation. I traced and shelter. And yes, I put my name one and I'll, I'm going to do it anonymously by my clock and I don't think. If people got a problem with this and we'll have to talk about, then we have to have a conversation about how I wound up in that profession because of the I was convicted of a felony that I didn't do. and I had to take and I had to feed myself and my son. So fuck your morality bullshit. And there's times like that I wish I could, I wish, you know,

you know, you know the main reason why I stopped was mostly because I'm not a cruel person. And this, you have to, there has to be a certain level of just, and that, That wasn't me. I was playing a role that I didn't particularly like. But now with the shit that's going on, I'm really thinking, and oh, now, a lot of stuff is virtual. A lot of people are going to leave my house. I could do this on the computer and call it a day. You know? So who knows?

I don't know. It is high now. They've got to eat. leave it to me to make, you know, but anyway, I just, so I'm not wrong. Just, I, can I get, I need a consensus from my horn family. Okay. Am I being up? Is, is, is it right for me to be upset about how you're going to, when I made that

reservation back, did I make it in June or May? Mid-old June. Made it in June. They knew because this is not like it. these things pop up or anything. This was a planned event. So when I made the reservation, y'all should have said to me, oh, by the way,

you know, blah, blah, blah, you know, there's a World Cup event. Who do you, woo, woo, do you? But you wait until 40, and oh, and here's the other thing on, I called last Sunday, because originally my reservation was for 45 people. And then I got all these,

last minute resident R-JP. So I called him the change, well, it was 35, and I called the change it to 50, right? And the young man answered the phone said, you know what? You might, let's just be 60 to be on the stage side. And I'm like, okay, so you all didn't know when I called on Sunday that the following Sunday

was going to be this huge World Cup event in Burbank? Motherfucker. Well, I mean, I have a couple of basic questions. were, one, were any documents signed, and two, did any money change hands? Oh, no, no, no, no. So you could put your lawyer right away. Okay.

I didn't have to do with a positive or anything like that. Yeah. Then it's probably, I mean, it's probably no. So from that standpoint, it's no, it's not no harm, but it's no foul. But it's extremely unprofessional. Thank you. because if you're hosting parties and things like that, a responsible restaurant has a has a bookings book.

And they have, I would think they would have like, I'm pretty sure the city of Burbank. That's where the restaurant is. It's the main entertainment hub, you know, at restaurants, movie theaters and all that. Perfect. So I'm pretty goddamn sure that somehow the city of Burbank didn't get them, you know, notification and said, by the way, this is what happening, you know, on the 19th, actually, oh, my God, I'm probably involved. I am so far. Why wouldn't I even go there?

Oh, Jesus. Well, I'm sitting here saying, wait a minute. On the one hand, we got Burbank, and on the other hand, we got Marina del Rey. I feel like, I feel like this is working out as a win for you. The food, the food's going to be better, the view is going to be better, the atmosphere, the ambiance will be better than, you know, Burbank. Burbank. But I guess my point is, because I went on, you know, I went online and saw about the fan,

you know, it's the fan zone. and all the downtown Burbank, the streets are going to be closed off. Sunny's parking and something. I mean, we did, Dr. Bush's put it. We did. And so I'm grateful for that. But my point is,

all didn't know when I made that reservation. Okay, even if you didn't know when I made the reservation, you sure is fuck new when I called on Sunday to change my reservation, you know, to change. how many people were coming on Sunday. Because how could you not?

And I'm going to ask you a question that will likely betray my lack of knowledge of the lovely area where you live in Los Angeles. Los Angeles. But, I mean, is football, soccer? a really huge i mean i know there's a uh a major league soccer franchise in l a i mean is it a huge draw i guess it is i mean um is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this a restaurant that say offers a cuisine that would be a draw to people from certain ethnicities who love soccer well they have really good drinks is a mexican restaurant There, okay, okay. I was trying to be, I was trying to be dainty and delicate about it, but okay, fine, I get it.

Yeah, no, it's a Mexican restaurant. It's a really cool chain. They're relatively new. They've been around maybe five or six years, and they're expanding. As a matter of fact, they just open a, a, they just open a, a, they just open a, a, a joint location my words I've been lately having a large problem forming words I have to

don't want I got to call my doctor about this because it's just making me another but any of you they have like in locations now

but yeah and And I just, I guess, like I said, God is, you know, sweet black baby Jesus, thank you. They're looking out for me because, baby, had my family and friends went to Burbank on Sunday and trying to, if they're closing down, that means, you know, detours, road closures. Yeah, I think, honestly, I think, I think somebody somewhere was looking out for you. and Stephen, Steve in New York says that restaurant should have told Tracy

that day is the World Cup final. Yeah, because again, it's not like, it's like the Super Bowl, right? There's a date. It's not, it doesn't matter who wins or who. And it only comes around every,

and it only comes around every four years. Next year it will be in Brazil. Or next, the next World Cup will be in Brazil. Next. In 2030. Which is going to be cool. because all the

at least here in the Eastern Daylight time zone all the games will be off by like an hour maybe in the Atlantic time zone oh that's not bad maybe even in the Eastern time zone Brazil is a very large country huh my friend

the guy does my loss he owns two properties in Brazil no I'm not trying to go to Brazil while there's a World Cup I would that's not the time to go I don't want to be there. Yeah. Only, only,

only, only if you took Flavio with you and he could translate. Or, yes,

or my, or my, my, my, not, the job because he's building,

he has two, the only thing he told me was whenever I'm ready to go to Brazil, let him know, and I don't,

I don't have to pay for anything. I should stay at his place for free. Oh, that would, and you know what, as a foodie,

um, Brazil is an underappreciated foodie paradise. Really? Oh, yeah. There's still stuff that's indigenous to Brazil that hasn't found an export market yet. Did he's got a couple of Brazil episodes? And he's just going through going, yeah, I can't get this in New York. Can't get this in New York.

Never heard of this before. My, that's yummy. Wow. Okay. Great way. Well, but I, you know, I do. I, I, I, I had a really good pay attention to a lot of stuff because it's not birthday, ma'am, and I'm just trying not to, but I keep hearing shit about what's

his name and the straight of hermoo. Is it hermose or hamoose? Or moose. Humoose, okay. And that he's talking about all. all this I'm charging this and that and people like dude shut up you can't do you know people are telling me nobody that is what you cannot do so where are we when are these people going to admit that he I mean they never will I mean how long how long

did Reagan have Alzheimer's I mean you never knew we didn't tell him anything about it until he was long out of office. But we knew, but, you know, this man, this is, I mean, what are we, what are we, I had no words. I have no words. What are your words about, you know? Yeah. Because isn't it, didn't they tell them you can't, you, you, buddy, you cannot, you know,

charge people are told for... But he, but, you know, he tacoed on that, Tracy. Oh, I won't charge... Yeah, I won't charge

your toll. And I guess everybody's kind of watching for tomorrow when... And people will tune in, and he loves his ratings. But apparently he's going to blather away.

Always, I'm giving an address to the nation. And he... He's going to blather on about voter fraud, election fraud. And apparently, if the reports are correct, he's going to claim that John Ossoff and Raphael Warnock somehow are illegitimately members of the United States Senate. Oh, okay. You know, the Jew and the Black guy. The Jew and the Black guy.

The Jew. The Jew. Where's Nixon? And there's some, you know, nothing makes any sense with all this war and his war of choice and whatnot. Apparently Iran warned the J.D. Ag that. Steve Whitcough and Jared were trying to enrich, no, really, enrich themselves in the negotiations? No, I know, hard to believe, right? I'm clutching my curl.

Yes, clutch, clutch, clutch. Clutch, clutch. But the point that you make is one that we talk about frequently here, and it is simply a matter Tracy of fucking exhaustion and I don't know I don't know I don't know anyone who isn't and I know people have you know written to me and said you know love you love the show

I got to take a break because I just can't handle the constant barrage of insanity of watching my country fall to pieces before my very eyes. And you know, that's why, and I was talking about this earlier, I don't know if you heard, but that's why I said, you know, I don't talk about constitutional crisis anymore. I talk about constitutional collapse. Yeah. Because that's where we are. Look, look, baby, I long for a class. We just having a constitutional crisis. I wish.

That was all we were having. Because this shit right here, it is on another level of frighten. And it's just every fucking day. And there's nothing we can do about it. But pray and vote. Yeah. And beg other people to get out and do the same. Right.

Because it's going to take everybody. Because this shit right here? Yeah. This is, it is, I never thought, I mean, and you've been in this game for a year. So did you ever think in a many years of doing what you do, that we will be having this kind of conversation? Well, there's a lot that goes into me doing what I do that I thought I would never do. do. One is, well, one is who I am now versus who I was then. I thought that would know. But no,

it's actually a tough question, Tracy, because on the one hand, I wanted to believe in the government and the country that my parents raised me to believe in. because those two people were patriots all the way to the bone. But how they defined patriotism, but how they define patriotism was not how patriotism is defined today by a gang of fascist goons. You know, the DUI hire, Whiskey Pete Kegbreath, thinks it's patriotic to have every person in the military over 30 jamma what you said whiskey heat keg breast yeah been saying that's for a year now the de yeah the DU I hire whiskey feet the drunk but to hear you to hear you say take breath that that girl that okay

I'm pretty sure you've already had the Ramon d-dong and all that for baby that that was that was far yeah but I mean it's not it's not mine I mean it's it's almost universal but the idea that he thinks patriotism means every member of the military over 30 jamming a needle full of testosterone into his butt once a week is patriotism

and makes a better warfighter I mean, we have, we, I keep saying, you know, we've reached peak stupidity, but we haven't. And it's not so much peak stupidity as it is basement stupidity. And there's always another goddamn trap door. I mean, we don't, I miss them dearly, but I'm glad my parents aren't here for this. My mother died before George W. Bush took office. my father lived almost all the way through both of his terms and was practically purple in the face every blessed day. And sometimes it was terribly sad.

He'd say, this is not what my brother died for, and this is not what I nearly died for. Is that and your uncle father in World War II? Yeah. Okay. No. So that's what I'm saying. What my parents, the country my parents bequeath to me, is not the country as we under as as we are living through it now and so on the one hand yeah surprised

on the other though as i pursued my education and i read and i learned more and more and more of the history of this country you know the history that they don't want anybody to know then then it it it's not so surprising to find out that eventually this democracy what passes for democracy would devolve into the most rank and virulent and nauseating fascism. By the way, Steve adding, Brazilian food is delicious. I had Egyptian food today. Ooh, that sounds yummy. You know, it will.

It has potential. But I'm like, I don't. there's okay adding salt because i like salt and adding salt because there's no flavor if that makes sense yeah it's on one it was bland as i am black bland i have never okay that's a that's a them problem because never ever in my life have i heard middle eastern or leventine or uh Eastern Mediterranean food described as bland. Bland. Generally,

those cultures lay on spices with a heavy hand with a will. Because they have, because they despise folks. Yeah, I mean, what did you have? There's a place. So they have, it's a really cool deal. So you get two protein, you get a salad, you get hummus.

and potato bread, and it's like 25 bucks. Please tell me you didn't eat to salad. Well, it was a cucumber tomato red onion thing. I love you, but don't, honey, don't. I've talked for like three days now about the cryptosforiasis that's raging through. the country. Okay.

You know, there are memes out now from video games. There's a meme out from a video game that shows what video game is that from or is it just generic? The wagon. Oh, okay, it's from Oregon Trail. I had to consult with Victoria.

It's a Hi, Victoria. Hi, Victoria. Tracy says hi. It shows a Conistoga wagon and underneath it it says, have died of the diarrhea lettuce. Oh, God.

See, what happens when you don't watch the news. See, well, I mean, you know. Well, fortunately. I'm here. I'm talking about it. But no salads, please. Oh, there will be. No, no salads for you.

No, I mean, I ate a salad from the local Japanese restaurant over in Fayetteville. and unpleasant things happened. And I hope it wasn't the lettuce. I mean, everything else was good. No, not no, but no, uh. Yeah, no, uh, uh, no, uh. But, boy, okay.

Oh, and I got to tell you, you said you get two proteins. Can I, can I tell you that that's one of my pet peeves of the modern era? the use of the word proteins and some of what protein who says it's meat or well I guess

look at it this way I mean I know we're being I know we're being inclusive of the vegetarians and the vegans I'm down with that and the veg

but half and ever I mean come on just say I hear about I mean just say pick two from the list

because and I only say this because, you know, when when that kind of gobbledy vocabulary finds its way into the hills and hollers of almost level West by Cold Trump-Ginia Stan, you know that it's gone too far. So, you know, I've mentioned in the past our little, a beloved chain in West Virginia called Tudor's Biscuit World. old. And they do some

homestyle cooking. They do biscuits. I don't care for their biscuits. And, you know, a mob of West Virginians with pitchforks and torches would come for me if I said that. Oh, go to be waiting out loud.

Biscuits should not be... How do you can send it out? How about? Biscuits should not be crunchy. Should not be what? Crunchy. Oh, no. No, no.

Biscuits should be soft. and golden. And not crisp like a potato chip. That's it. No, I'm not going to let them hang. I'm going to cancel it. Oh, okay. So, Robin, now I'm thinking about being petty.

Like Teddy Tendergraf, Teddy Pettigms and Teddy LaBelle. Jan just asked me, had I canceled a reservation yet? And I said no. And now I'm thinking, should I just call them the day of and cancel? Is that Teddy? Oh, you bitch. I wouldn't cancel it at all. They basically canceled it when they go to do this over the page.

I can see him on the phone going, where are you? No. But just to wrap up, you know, when things like choose your proteins reaches West Virginia, it's gone too far so so you know Tudor's Biscuit World is now advertising

try our new wait a minute try our new protein bowl God damn it's beans and cornbread it's not a fucking protein bowl no it's not a protein bowl

okay but seriously though now this is when I need feedback so should I should I cancel and be a good person and not a petty bitch or not cancel it or call at 11.30 and tell them that we're not coming. No, do it now. Do it now. Just because other people are assholes, just because other people are assholes

does not entitle you to be one back. We are better than them. She said, he said that we're to counsel it now because we're not petty assholes. and we're man, when they can't go when they told them. Jan's home is hammering on the fact

they already counted it. I think they were hoping that I was staying. Yeah, but I think they were I don't, I don't want

I don't, I might decide to go back there. Well, maybe. I would never darken, I might decide. I would never darken their doorway again after this,

this fias. Miss me with that. Yeah. You're going to call me four days before my motherfucking party. Bitch. Y'all. Y'all fucked with the wrong

media. I am not from the email. How about that? Exactly. And you don't want you don't want another legal odyssey like unto your refrigerator, okay?

Right. But what can they do? I mean, they didn't put any money down. They didn't say, they didn't give me an account for it. They can, they can just annoy you. My bitch. But, you know, I know. I know.

I ruin all your fun. We got people with fucking morals. God damn. How, how fucking dare you? But you're going to have better food. The guy. was looking out for you.

I know, and I can't, we can't look, we cannot piss off the goddess. That is the last thing we should, we can do. She found you a better restaurant. Fine. Fine, it's totally fine. Not so much, I mean, fine, you know, whatever. It's so funny when I go straight white girl on people, they're like, and it becomes so naturally, because it comes so naturally,

because, you know, I went just going to the valley. You grow up in the 80s. And this is just the way I thought. Yeah, that's just code switching with extreme prejudice. With extreme prejudice. And it's so, but it's fun. I love doing it. But it's just like, bitch, this is why I love it when I used to work as a receptionist.

And I forget, this is before it became me. I mean, this was free Alex. I used to do shrimp work at various companies. And so I get a phone call. There's got clients coming in. They're at LAX. And, of course, this is before cell phones. I mean, people have pagers and stuff like that.

But, you know, we have pay phones and people call to get directions because there was no Google Maps or NACQAW or any of those. I said, MathQuest, Jesus. Do you know that's still, that question is still around? Why, I do not know. But in a few, these guys called to get directions from LAX, and I gave them a spot on directions. We could have to turn with a girl, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And so when they walked into the office and saw my black ass, the first thing out there now were, was out of the down. Um, whoever is the young lady or whatever who gave direct, gave us direction to get here.

They were spot on. And I looked at them and smiled at them. And I think that was like the first time in my life that I realized. It wasn't because of that, okay, I experienced a lot of, um,

covert racism and the subtle But I've never experienced it to that point where because of the way I spoke, they were shocked. That it was me that gave them the direction for not some white girl. And when I said, you're looking at her, the look on their faces because they knew that I knew that they figured that it couldn't possibly answer than me. because, you know, that. And that's a real that's a

revelation that it was just no, you couldn't know, but okay. Well, I guess you could in a certain extent when people, you know, clock you or whatever. But the fact

that you equated my intelligence, I mean, it's just that you couldn't, I couldn't, It was just they were shocked that I guess they had never heard of educated black person's people before or, you know, I just, it's what I call white people, white people. And I thank God that it was before I became who I am now because there would have been worse.

No, not really. But I think the retort would have been a lot more pointed. And, you know, you know me, it would have been a, you know me. And it would have been a whole different thing. But no, we weren't going to go there. We weren't going to do that. But it's still, it's so annoying this. It really, really is when people are shocked because of my

at the level of my intelligence is along the line oh you're so articulate or I have here's one that's not just not even my intelligence but because of my skin color uh you would be so crazy if you weren't so dark people say that to me and these are these aren't white people these are black people high yellow yeah red bones and all the other things yeah you know Tracy would be so pretty if she wasn't. One dropers. One droppers. Yes, one droppers.

The sad point about it is, they think it's a compliment. And because of my internal internalized racism and colorism, I thought I was being complimented. Well, I am pretty, but not to their expectation.

Not to their. standard. And the one thing at least, I never bleached to my skin. So there's that. And like I always said, as much as I hated myself, as the whole self-loathe and self-hate, never hated myself when I should become a Republican. So there's that. I had enough about me that, no, that is what we are not doing. That part. So, any of you, I am. Well, Lee wants you to know that he says, my white mother-in-law is horrible with directions. Giving her directions, I literally said,

at the intersection, turn left. No, your other left. Signed, Lee, not lost in New York City. Yeah. The other left. The other left. I still maintain that you dodged. Your military left.

I still maintain that you dodged a bullet, and Steve in New York said, snarky compromise, if the restaurant calls tell them, oh, I thought you canceled it. It's like, oh, I thought when you just like, ooh, oof. To have. And now, I mean, yeah, and, you know, it won't be a video call or anything,

but, you know, it could come with the head bob. But you know what, though, I'm thinking, what I'm thinking is, I'm going to cancel it. You know why? Because there's going to be other people who might want to make a party that large, and I don't want other people to suffer the consequences of my pettiness. Right. And it's...

Am it? Yeah, I know, I know, but it's like one of my favorite literary lines. It comes from Hemingways. The sun also rises, and at the very end, Lady Brett looks at Jake Bowman. Barnes, I think it's Jake Barnes, and says, you know, sometimes not being a bitch is what we have instead of God. I know. My son, bitch. I know.

I ruin everything. This is why we get that's nice thing. You know, Robin ruins everything. Well, you know, I've just got that little cloud of doom over my head. Fun fact, something that I just realized, because. you know, Tom Holland, because, you know, they've been talking about him a lot. We have to do Spider-Man movie coming out, and we talk about how, you know, he was a dance, or not was he still a piece of dancer and all this other stuff.

And that he was in the original cast of Billy Elliott in London. And so I'm like, wait a minute. Because remember when I went to London, what did I see? Billy Elliott. So I went back to see when he was in London playing Billy Elliott and it was when I went to see it. So more than likely, because I, you know, of course, I don't remember the day or anything like that. And I don't know if there was ever there was ever understudy or anything like that. But when I was in London and I saw Billy Elliott, it is highly likely that it was Tom Holland, you know, in the lead role.

How fucking cool is that? That is way cool. So I got to ask you. I was mentioning that I probably won't be on air Friday because of we're going to see The Odyssey. And are you stoked? Oh, that's right on Friday. Yeah. And the thing is, I'm so jealous because if you decide to, if you decide to go, you can probably find an IMAX theater and watch it in IMAX.

that's probably baby pretty much every theater that i mean pretty much every major chain theater not everyone but pretty much if you know like because we have um a and c out here yeah and most of the a and c have ian well and and i'm i'm intrigued by it because this is the first feature film not a documentary or you know this is the first feature film shot on entirely on iMacs and what i'm seeing in advance is that the sound is astonishing and the visual is just absolutely mind mind-blowing i think you know what i think i'm going to go see it because um i have what they call amc a list yeah and i can see i think it's three or maybe even four movies a week included in my monthly

speech. So hopefully no exclusions apply. No, no. It's no. I can see movies in eye masks and

you know, all the different different whatever. There's no limitation at all. No blackout. None of that. Nice. So maybe I'll go see it. Well, you know, you kind of have to, you kind of have to, just to be that, you know,

just to be one more body in a seat to piss off all the right wing Western civilization chuds. Yeah. Black woman can't play hell to Troy. There's no black woman that was ever as pretty as Helen of Troy. She's the most beautiful woman that's ever existed. Do you, Tell her the fucking Troy is a section of motherfucking character.

So, tell her, Well, yeah, but let me nerd. Let me, I've been, I've been nerd girling on this for a long time, Tracy, so I'm just going to toss this out there. Uh,

what we know of what we call the Trojan War comes not just from the Iliad and the Odyssey. There's actually something called the epic cycle that we don't really have anymore. we've got bits and pieces of it because they were referred to by other ancient authors. And you want a real funsy? One of the books in the epic cycle is called, wait for it, the Ethiopus. The Ethiopus. I'm sorry.

And there are even... me joy yeah and and and there are even hit tight there are even hit tight there are even hit tight texts now we're not talking about the iliad we're talking about real factual stuff you know baked in clay from three thousand years ago that talk about the fact that a hit high a member of hitite royalty married a member of Ethiopian royalty. So, you know, the ancients weren't all hung up like white Western Europeans were, would become later. Even in the ancient world, they weren't all. Look at Septimus Severus.

Black guy, Emperor of Rome. Black guy. Yeah. And that is the But there's There wasn't even In the ancient world There wasn't even a concept of race mixing

It was just Or race at all It was just folks being folks Being folks I like that Folks Being folks Being folks

Being folks Exactly Exactly at the end of the program. I'm glad we were able to, I'm glad we were able to sort things out for you. Steve wrote in a little bit ago and said, Lord, save me from this meddlesome conscience. Exactly. I'm like, you know, I'm pretty petty.

No, you can. I'll, try say, you can be Patty some other die. Fine. Okay. I'm going to, I'm not going to wait. until the last minute. Well, I'm not intentional going to wait a little

last. I might not call it just Saturday. Okay, can I wait until Friday at least? You're rolling your eyes. I feel your eyes. Can we compromise and do it late tomorrow?

Yes, okay. Late tomorrow. Like, you know. Because I could say, you know what? I thought about it. Like 2 o'clock. I could say, look, you know what? No, just, hey, I had scheduled a party there, and you said it was going to, and I just want to make sure, I want to be clear, we're canceled for that, right? Okay, good, great. That's how you do it.

Okay. Bye. Right. So I could put it on then. Okay. All right, Tracy, you have a great night and give our best to Jan. You too. Love you, hon.

I will give you a best of Jan. Okay. Love you too. Bye. Bye. We solve problems here at the horn. And I love problems like that. A couple of notes on the way out the door from Reggie.

Subject not gay. Having same-sex relations while proclaiming not being gay is, as they say it, the so-called Caltech but officially referred to presently as Southern Arkansas University at Magnolia in Columbia County, as rich as two foot up a cows, yes. Yes. And from Angelo in the People's Republic of the Bronx going back to Jay Clayton not wanting to answer the question. Wrong question, says Angela. Don't ask who won the election. Ask, did Donald Trump win the election? He would have to either say a fact or say a lie. It leaves no room for petty foggery.

And God, do I love that word. Hi, Angela. And from Frank, old age. Willie Nelson is old at age 93, but he's still younger than Charles Grassley. You know what? And he's still younger than nitwit Nero. You're absolutely right. Guilty is charged, Steve.

The epic cycle, nerd! Yes. It's fascinating. The late Bronze Age is just one of the, I'd never read about it until earlier this year. And I'm hooked. So that's the program. Thanks, everybody. Thanks to each and every one of you who share your precious finite time engaging the program in whatever manner you choose.

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