Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-On With Roxanne Kincaid, 15 October 2026

Episode Date: October 16, 2026

Sleep tight, America. Orange Genius will watch the execution, but you need not . . . save ALLLLL the MAGATS.

The password is flip-flop. It's showtime. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussin with America's only liberal transbilly elitist right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch,

who invites you to be part of the uprising against mountaintop, removal, CRMW.net. And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is, Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this 15th day of October 2006. This is the horn. Head on dot live is where you'll find us on the interweb tubes. That's where you go. If you'd like to be part of the Merry Wacky Zany Real Time. Medcap Multimedia Extra Avaganza That is the horn chat room In the three hours in which this program is live

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So again, thank you, thank you very kindly, one and all. Hi, I'm Roxanne. It is Thornin' Aside Thursday here. We are at the mid-month mark. and well fingers crossed but every program here at the horn begins with gratitude and this program is no different yes in answer your question the PDF that you found did help some and I'm not I've not been entirely entirely successful

Brother Deacon Asa but yeah it did again I'm making progress just got to get it back into central time that's all and then eventually we'll have

we'll have our proper broadcast clock back in full functionality here in the fabulous horn studios at the magnificent Kincaid Mansion So, well, we'll see how that goes. But let's see. Like I said, every program here at the Horn begins with gratitude.

This program is no different. So thanks go out to our 15th day of the month, contributors and subscribers via PayPal. And in this case, that means thank you. To Robert, thank you, Reggie. Thank you both so kindly for helping to keep this program on the air. We are, let's see, where did we get to? Yeah, we got down to, yeah, we're at $1,700 to get $1,700 to get caught up with the program funding for the month of

October and that's pretty that's pretty terrifying however we've got a chance to erase all of that via Ralph's happy birthday horn challenge happy 21st birthday Ralphs has put a thousand dollars on the table in matching funds and if we can raise about let's see yeah if we can raise 970 $70 more. If we can do that, then we will be at the break-even point for the middle of the month and go into our 21st birthday week next week without the terrifying deficit. So the PayPal buttons over at head-on.com. That's how we keep this independent, progressive, liberal,

non-commercial, non-capitalist broadcast effort afloat over all. Well, that's how it's stayed on the air as long as it has, and it would be great to get to our 21st birthday and not fall flat on our faces just before we do. It's worrisome. I have until the end of the day today to pay my health insurance premium so that I can remain among the end. insured for at least another month. So, fingers crossed, y'all.

I'm not kidding. I wish, in some ways, I wish, things weren't as dire as they are, but they are. I mean, I'm down to picking through my various fast food apps. This is a fun story. just to get us started with a smile. And, of course, because it's a happy story, it has to do with the golden one. He's such a sweet boy. I had enough points to go through the drive-thru at Burger Thing earlier today.

In the grand scheme of things, I think I like Burger Thing better than the clown or the little pig-tail girl. everything and of course we don't have a culvers around here there's no tiny little sliders like crystal or white castle basically around here it's the clown the little pigtail girl or the burger thing and so i had enough points on my burger thing app to get a couple of hoopers and so i did i've got it's like a job just ordering something. I like my whopper to be cut in half, and I like it fresh off the broiler, whatever that means you'd think they all were.

But I brought a couple of Hoopers home, and I was, I went into my bedroom and was getting ready to scarf mine down. And a call came through, and I was talking and the golden one, well, like I said before, this is a very, very old house. And so it has contracted and expanded and the ancient latches, and I mean ancient on the doors,

well, they just kind of gave up the ghost a couple of decades ago. And so it's more a matter of showing. my door snugly shut, which I did, but as I was on the phone, Shadow, the golden one, he's so cute. He used his snoot to shove the door open and bounded up onto the bed, and, you know, got a little tray table there. like for breakfast in bed kind of thing. Nobody does breakfast in bed here. But I had unboxed my whopper. I'd had it cut in half.

I had opened both sides and put the black pepper on as I like it. And I had a half of it in my hand. And the other half was still sitting in the box. And little Mr. Golden Soft Lips jumped up onto the bed, gave me a quick look as if to say, for me? And he's such a dainty little boy. He carefully reached over and just took the top bun,

the top of the bun. Nothing else. It was just the top of the bun with a little bit of mayonnaise and ketchup on it and chomp, chomp, chump, chump, chump, chump. And then proceeded to lick his lips all the way, around with his tongue and and then it's a bit and very end just um yeah made a yummy made a yummy sound at which point I hollered for an ad and said could you come and get your son please she came in and he was just sitting there

he hadn't touched the rest of the burger or anything he was still savoring the top bun and she looked at him and said you get a your auntie's bed and come right back in here at this minute. He was like, what did I do? Oh. And so away he went. And a little bit later, I got off the phone and I went in to sort of explain what had happened. And he was just sitting there as proud as he could be next to his mama, just smiling.

And just, oh, he was so happy. So I got a half a whopper down for dinner and lunch. I can't get mad at him. Not no, not no, there's just no way, but, oh, he's adorable. But at any rate, as I said, Jeremy, shame on you, there is no replacement theory. You can just stop that. But I had gone down to the settlements for provisions. we needed a jug of milk and took care of that.

And along the way, I had, well, last weekend I took some salmon out of the freezer, thought it, and gave it the Brother Deacon Asa treatment with the salt and the egg white and let it cure that way in the fridge for a couple of hours. Didn't make it all salty or anything, but it did pull some of the fischiness out of it. and I smoked it. Yeah, I used a jumper cable for a roach clip. Stop it. I smoked it and then made my own proprietary salmon dip.

And when I went to the settlements for provisions, I took two containers with me. I dropped one off to Margie, who was absolutely three. thrilled. He said, oh, this is heavenly. And then dropped another container off to a friend of mine who's been asking for it for a couple of years now since the first time he had it. And he's like, he took one bite and said, yeah, I know I've been begging for this for two years, but it was worth the weight. So my daughters have both gotten some. I think Ferg will get some if I can

get over to Beckley and then I'll save some to take with me to Parker'sburg so that was fun that was fun I know Ralph's you had to be there to see it but oh he was just so gentle

taking that top bun off Jeremy how many inches down the meat patty measure now he's He didn't touch the meat. He didn't touch the tomato. Onions are bad for doggies. He didn't get the pickles.

He didn't get the onions. Didn't get the cheese. He didn't get the meat. Just that delicious. And that goes to tell you a little bit about commercial hamburger buns. There's so much sugar in them, they may as well be cake. And, of course, now over at unpaid product placement. Over at hate filet.

By the way, the current head of Haight-Pillet, the present head of the Kathy family, Hate-Fillet was started in the 1960s in Atlanta by Truitt Kathy. And then, of course, Haight-Pillet got into a world of shit when it came out that they were supporters of any and all homophobic organizations. And he did an interview the current Kathy with hard-hitting television journalist Craig Melvin. And Melvin tried to ask him, well, what about the LGBT-plus community?

And all that this guy would say was, well, everybody's welcome to come and eat our shitty chicken. and I consider this a mark of the decline of Western civilization. They have, Chick-fil-A has appropriated a food dish that originated in the African-American community, namely chicken and waffles. And now they're putting their breaded chicken fillet. You know, if I eat it, I have to crush up a few metformans and just snort them right off the table because I've heard it said, and I believe it, that part of the appeal of that breading mixture is that it's got a shit ton, that's a culinary term, a shit ton of powdered sugar, you know, confectioner sugar in it. And that's what makes it so irresistible. I just know every time I eat it, my stomach rebels against it.

me. But credit where it's due, their waffle fries are freaking awesome. And I have a weakness. I try not to go there. But I do have a weakness for their frosted lemonade. It's their vanilla soft serve stirred up, blended with some of their diet lemonade. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. Mike, I says I'll take my chicken without the side of bigotry and homophobia thanks.

Ain't that the truth? So, yeah. And for my money, if you want a chicken sandwich, Popeye's is a thousand times better. But then again, the one place where I had access to Popeyes was Parkersburg. And apparently, I think that's what we're finding out about so many of these fast food models. Their pay is for shit. and in large part they've relied for years and years and years on youth labor and now in the current economic climate

people who are feeding families on pay from fast food can't survive on the pittance that they paid like high school students and whatnot and so Popeyes whey whoever held the franchise in West Virginia

all the Popeyes closed and so no more Popeye's chicken sandwiches which sucks but neither here nor there but yeah

they're doing a instead of the hamburger bun chick filet now puts a chicken patty well whatever it is, between two pieces of waffle with some maple syrup flavoring in it and some sort of special sauce.

And, ah, great. Yeah, everyone's welcome to come and work on their type 2 diabetes at Hate Filet. Yeah, I prefer my chicken without the homophobia and the transphobia and all of that. Yeah, me too, me too, Micah. Oh, my heavenly days. How did that happen? Gracious sakes, I don't think I can announce the name here, but thank you. We are now only $470 away from meeting Ralph's.

Happy 21st birthday horn challenge. Thank you. That just takes my breath away. It's profound. Thank you so, so much. So we're on the way to a sure-fire, no-kidden, honest-to-goodness, miracle. If we can get 47 folks at 10 bucks or 10 people at 47 bucks or any combination thereof, if we can raise 470 bucks this evening, we're caught up.

And we'll be caught up tomorrow, too, so we can have a fundraising-free Friday on the front porch. courtesy of Routes and, well, courtesy of y'all and your determination to keep this program on the air. Thank you so much. Brother Deacon Asa with a question, hate fillet. The only one hating here is our dearly beloved RFK Jr. R.R.K. Jr., aka Robin Roxanne Kincaid. That chicken is delicious. They brine the chicken and pickle juice, you heretic.

Jesus is not mad at you. He's just disappointed. I don't think Jesus is even disappointed. Because if he had eaten, if Yeshua the brown-skinned Palestinian daylabor and semi-literate itinerant rabbi who wore a dress every day of their life had had hate fillet back in the day, he might not have made it to 33 and been crucified.

It would have had a much more prosaise. again, you know, type 2 diabetes. And yes, yes, Lee in New York, you're right. A ramalama ding-dong for getting us halfway done, more than halfway done, with the Happy Birthday Horn Challenge. And Ralph said, oh my, Roxanne, yay! I know, I know. So, that's enough shilly-shallying for the, for the, for the,

moment. We've got bigger fished. Fish? We got bigger chicken to fry this afternoon. News broke earlier today that Orange Genius had kiboshed Whiskey Pete Kegbreath's highfalutin plan to have a live streamed to execution whereby Merca could watch live, probably complete with commercials, a man convicted of mass murder, be murdered in the name of the state in turn. Yeah, but like I said, in the showposts this evening, Whiskey Pete Kegbreath, the DUI Hire, Must be absolutely hopping mad. Mattered in an old wet hen, as we like to say in these parts. Because last week, with Daddy's blessing, he announced the plans to blow away Hassan Nidal in a wheelchair.

And there were so many questions that arose around that, like, would he be in the wheelchair? Or would they just strap him to a regular chair? Or maybe they'd hang him up by his wrists and let him just sort of dangle there, a sort of not exactly moving target, but a not completely still target. And then today, well, Julius Gieser made a big announcement that it was all off. I don't know who changed his mind or if he even knows he changed his mind and so

he triped nitwit Nero did that many very good and well-meaning people would rather not watch him die through streaming or through any other visual device He would die as scheduled by firing squad, but this event will not be streamed. Huh.

That doesn't just make a lot of... Oh, we're talking about nitwit Nero, Roxanne. It doesn't make a lot of sense. No one was going to be forced to watch the execution. The state-sponsored murder. You know, just like they do, over in the most serene, high gracious kingdom of Saudi Arabia, where they televised headlopins and whatnot,

nobody was going to have to watch that. I wasn't going to watch that. None of us were going to watch that. So what in the last putrid remains of the thin gray settlers that slosh around between his ears with an ever-decreasing number of spirotees shrieking at him. What got to him? Who got to him?

And what is that, or any other visual device? What does that even mean? Did he even know what it meant? wonder, I wonder if his home health aid, his dementia, his dementia home health aid, you know, Natalie Harpy, the nappy nanny, I wonder what she thought as she was typing that. On the same tripe, on tripe social, he said, well, broadcasting the execution might have been a strong deterrent for the world to witness how America deals with terrorists and scum like Cassan, but many good and very well-meaning people would rather not watch him die.

What is he saying? Ah, you bunch of pansies, I wanted to watch him get shot. Whiskey Pete wanted to watch him get shot. We all wanted to, but you're a bunch of sissies. I wonder who told him no. Was it Poo-Dy? Was it, uh, Xi Jinping? Uh, was it Kim Jong-un?

Maybe Psychobibi Netanyahu? There's no telling. But, well, like I said, Whiskey Pete must be hopping mad. Because he was counting on it. Daddy told him he could. Damn it. Ah. But that's what happens when you've got a dementia patient for a commander-in-chief.

one day he says it's okay to take a guy in a wheelchair out and blow his brains out, and the next day he says that somebody's told him it's not a good look. He might not even have remembered green lighting it in the first place. And breaking news, Stephen New York just sent this along. Well, the National Rifle, I mean, Rubel Association, and roulette wheel o death spun and spun and spun, and then the little blood-red marble stopped in a slot with the name Bend, Oregon in it.

Our national disease has had a breakout there. CNN reporting, multiple people were injured, including children, and a shooter is dead after an active shooter situation at an elementary school in Bend, Oregon, according to police. Police responded to a call about a shot fired into a car about 1 p.m. I presume that's Pacific Daylight Time.

When they arrived at the scene, they learned the shooter had been shot and killed, police said at a news conference. Medics transported at least two people to the hospital. Silver Rail Elementary School is placed on lockdown and the Bend Police Department set up a reunification point for student families. Here's hoping. Here's hoping that those taken to hospital will survive and will heal. Their lives have been forever changed.

But as Charlie Kirk once told America, it's worth having a few people maimed, killed, maybe even hundreds or thousands every year, for us to be it. able to have the second amendment and to be able to maintain our right to arm bears. Of course, it's worth remembering that Charlie Kirk lost the gun debate by a long shot. Thanks for that, Steve. Thank you very kindly. But back to, uh, what, Micah? Yeah, and then in the end, Charlie leaned to the left. Mm-hmm. and Micah imploring Asa, please tell me you don't eat to hate chicken.

Yeah, you can brine your own chicken. I know damn good and well you know how to make a proper pickle brine. And a little, yeah, pickle juice, butter and some buttermilk, Ziplock baggy, chicken breasts, overnight in the fridge, or however long you want to leave them, and then bread them and fry them, and you got something a lot better than anything. the Kathy's are offering.

But God, that company's rich. Anyway, though, back to the fury of Whiskey Pete. I couldn't help wondering, now that Whiskey Pete's got all that that egg on his face, I wonder if eventually the humiliation

will catch up with them, and that might be what eventually pushes. I know. Listen, I'm engaged in some wishcraft here. Eventually that would be sufficient to make them start looking seriously at the 25th Amendment. He's no longer fit to discharge the duties of his office because he wouldn't even let me blow away a Muslim terrorist.

He can't be present. I mean, it's the 15th of October. Okay. It's the 15th of October. That means there are two and a half months left in the year. So 31, 61, 67, 77. There are 97 days until the 20th day of January, 2007. And the 21st day of January, so 68 days, that's the magic day. as we've talked about before. That's the magic day for Jimmy Don Bowman or whatever names on his birth certificate or Judy Vance or the J.D. Egg or whatever they're calling themselves these days.

Because that would mean that if he could win the presidency in a term of his own, he would then be eligible to run for a second term, possibly making him America's first 10-year president since FDR. and Jimmy Dick or Jimmy Don or whatever That's his fondest dream

You know Besides a A soft leather covered Multi-cushioned Davenport But as far as the execution is concerned Well The maggots

The maggots are pissed they are big mad I mean that's true Micah pointing out I seriously doubt he could win a wet blanket contest don't put that mental image in my mind please I can't even order a bagel without looking awkward as fuck

bagels donuts yeah but no back to the execution I'm trying to get on track here y'all Now, like I said, Whiskey Pete has egg all over his face after boasting about how they were going to kill it, kill Nadal Hassan for everyone to see in the name of Jesus. I wonder if they were going to, I wonder if they plan on, are they going to send in a priest? Will they offer him an opportunity to convert to the true faith?

And maybe then, listen, if you convert to the true faith, we won't shoot you, we'll just horizontally crucify you. Do you ever consider that? Because that was one of those things that sort of popped into my mind last night after the program, because even after the program goes off, my brain stays on. And I keep thinking about the topics we discussed during the evening. Micah said, given what happened to Chris to Pike, I'd still take the bullet. You've got to be careful how you write these things, Micah.

Given what happened to Pike, I'd still take the bullet. You know where my mind went? What happened to Pike? you mean you know where you get all all all all what's the term nitwit Nero used mutilized in some sort of horrible

radiation accident you wind up in a chair with with a light on the front beep beep beep no Krista Pike not Captain Christopher Pike I can't help what your brain does

sis bitch Yeah, but you know how it works. Don't trigger me like that. But, yeah, I understand that. But the question is, will they offer him a chance to convert to Christianity? Because that's what Christianity has done through the centuries, through the millennia. They did that a lot, for instance, during the invasion, the Spanish invasion of Mexico.

they would take an indigenous person who had been charged with heresy and blasphemy, whatever, a lapsing from the true faith, because they would have mass, they would have mass baptisms. And that's, and for instance, let's say they baptized 200 indigenous people, people on a beach, say, where Veracruz is. And then they would give all 200 of the people the name of whosoever feast day it was. So if it was the feast of San Juan, everybody would therefore be thereafter be named Wan, or the women would be named Wan. But anyway, and once they had converted, if they fucked up,

or were caught venerating any of the old gods or goddesses, then the most pious Christian invaders would accuse them of heresy, present them to the Inquisition, and then as they had been, as the as the wood was piled about their feet at the stake as they were about to be burned because the Roman Catholic Church was forbidden from shedding blood. so therefore that's why they chose, you know, the burning, they would say, well, if you repent, then we'll strangle you to death before we burn you. What? By Graphthars hammer.

What a savings? Yeah, wait, how did we get there? Well, but no, no, because, again will they send in a Catholic priest or a Southern Baptist minister and offer him the chance to recant and be welcomed into the loving embrace of Christ Jesus and that you know that that doesn't require the live streaming it is traditional to have some divine there will they allow an imam to be there because this is part of Whiskey Pete's

holy war against Islam it's actually worth thinking about it's worth pondering what's that juvenile delinquent number two it's not about that Micah has no need to worry about you but think who else she's in the room with

what who else am I in the room with Jeremy adds update you've asked about updates in the not too distant past about the two-pack murder case, well, you know, Keithy D was found, Keith D, I don't know, was found guilty. Well, yesterday he was sentenced to 49 years. By the way, leave Ace alone.

I've eaten at Chick-fil-A as well. Their chicken isn't bad, wasn't my choice, but I was voted out that day. I know, I've been in similar situations. Usually I just order the waffle fries and some of that, what is it? chili lime ranch dressing to dip it in. Haley with a question, but why does that matter? Well, are we talking about Hassan Nidal still? It matters because if they offer him an opportunity to convert to the true faith,

it will set the Muslim world on fire, and it will piss off our our most supreme, oh, no, no, no. Okay, Micah says, no, no, no. Help me. Help me. And by the way, Brother Deacon Asis is televised headlopin. I looked into it, even the noble serene poshness that is the House of Ibn Saoud doesn't hold public executions. The only states who are savage enough to sanction public executions are the blood cult of the Islamic Republic and the death cult that is the Taliban. Oh, the only people filthy to televised executions are paramilitary slimes such as ISIS, al-Qaeda,

Ansar al-Islam, and the like. That tells her who your secretary of death associates with. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I could swear I've seen, and this was a while back, but I could swear I've seen video of headlopens in the middle of the street in the realm of our most serene, high, gracious partners in peace, the royal house of even Saoud. Is that a modern thing like letting women drive cars, Asa? I don't know. I do know the Taliban had mass executions in soccer stadiums.

So there's that. Oh, who else is in the room? Jeremy says, oh, me, Asa, other juveniles, just saying. Okay. Haley points out that the main reason to get people to confess was legally to take their stuff. Micah says, we're about to go watch movies for the evening. She's been putting up with me now for 25 years. Catch the rest on the podcast later. Do please. Enjoy the flicks.

I have to confess. I just saw a trailer for a film coming out next year by Greta Gerwig. and yeah, I'll go see it. It's big screen worthy. The Chronicles of Narnia. The magician's nephew. I guess Daniel Craig is old enough now. The last thing I saw Daniel Craig in was the latest Benoit Blanc mystery, and it was a dandy.

The Knives Out series. But I guess Daniel Craig is old enough to play a cranky old wizard now. and Merrill Streep is in this it looks the trailer is fantastic never in a million years would I have imagined that Led Zeppelin's stairway to heaven

would be used in a Narnia trailer it's worth the watch it's a darn good trailer and by the way there's a There's a new Blade Runner series coming out on Bezos Prime, I know, problematic. But there's virtually nothing left that you can watch without being enfolded into the capitalist dreams of vulgar billionaires. So here we are, but yeah, that looks promising.

the new MGM series of Treasure Island looks engaging. Ralph's serving as the Horn Ad Hoc Royal, Noble, Serene, High Gracious Kingdom of Saudi Arabia Research Department, alongside Brother Deaconasas, says, no, Saudi Arabia does not televise executions.

While Saudi Arabia historically carried out public executions frequently by beheading in public spaces like Riyadh's Dera Square. These public events have ended. Dera Square has not hosted an execution since 2019. Well, welcome to the 15th century C.E. Saudi Arabia. Good for you. But they do still use execution quite actively. but now it's done inside prisons.

But they're still a headlopper. There's still a bunch of headlopers. Hmm, civilization. As Yosemite Sam once noted, I hate that noble, serene, high graciousness. But I don't think they're laughing a lot in the noble, serene, high gracious kingdom of Ibn Saud these days, since how they, their airport there at Riyadh got flattened.

look make no mistake the hootie rebels are assholes too this is just assholes killing assholes and you know you get out of that you get net less assholes and I'm for I am I am I am for global asshole reduction uh from George in Coorscold

hi George subject line firing squad I was waiting for them to put it on pay per view I wouldn't have been, would you have been surprised? I would not have been the least bit surprised, George. And almost, yeah, like you, expecting it. Hoo, but the maggots are pissed. They are H-A-W-T hot!

When Nittwit Nero posted the kibosh with his Natalie Harpy-type tripe earlier today, well maggots said things like on tripe social well that's a bummer and then D-A-R-Q-2

light got all kinds of mad on tripe social and said we want the live stream give us the choice to view it uh-huh and again like I said

even without it happening, we're finding out at least a rough idea of how sick how many people are in this country. Someone who calls themselves cat lady said, Screw this decision. How many times have conservatives been executed in our streets? No more. Show the execution, please. Or here it is, George, pay-per-view. conservatives executed in our streets i'm pretty sure reday good was not a conservative nor was

alex prety nor was george floyd and oh well the the the the numberless and nameless list of people who have been killed in the custody of the ice goons and the CBP thugs and we don't know how many bots are back online now. Some of these may be that. Someone calling himself, M.I. Blue 3 said, make it pay-per-view, and then whoever wants to watch it can,

take the proceeds from it, and give it to the families who lost their loved ones. All those good people not want to see it happen can just not watch it. Are they really good people? Or just Democrats? in disguise. I think anyone who refuses to watch that is a decent

human being with a functioning moral and ethical center. Democrats in disguise. With diamonds? Never mind. Patriot Crusader. Mr. President, we respect your decision,

but the Merkin people have a right to see this vile traitor exhumacuted. Why did you cave to the left. They literally are murdering us citizens in the streets. They attack us daily. Where? When? When? Who? At least allow the American citizens that want to see this vile traitor executed have access to it. I lived in Texas, and I remember this day, I will never forget it. Unlike the left, we will respect your decision, period. And that's the difference between the right and the left.

Oh, they came out of the woodwork. It was like walking into a nasty kitchen at 3 o'clock in the morning and flipping on the lights and watching the cockroaches just scurry across the floor. Oh, gee, really? Stream it! For those weak morons, just don't watch. Another asking, why are you changing your mind about the live stream? Well, he...

He doesn't have a mind to change, maggot dickhead. What are we showing we the people and the world? Nothing. It's coming up on ten years, boss. Time to show the world what we anon's know. Oh, he's a cucumber. We will keep fighting for the children. Yeah, you haven't said shit about your daddy releasing the Epstein files, have you, asshole?

yet we are tired it's time for a big head slap to wake these normies up thank you for your leadership a tired anon well this is your country those are your fellow americans our fellow americans doesn't it just give you the warm and the fuzzies well truly you got to think about the you got to think about the marketing Jeremy says think of the UFC ratings if they hosted another event on the White House lawn and added the firing death of a man in a wheelchair

as an opening act set to some some mix of Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock Apache gunships included I don't know if you could have the they'd drown out the sound of the bullets and the maggots want to hear the bullets. And it wouldn't be enough for them to just have eight rifles or something. They want full Rambo.

They want full automatic weapons fire. They want to see him chopped into chutney with machine gun fire. They don't want to see nothing left that even can be wrecked. They don't want enough to get buried. Ah, yeah. I hate, sometimes I feel all dirty when I get done at the end of the program and have to shower in bleach after channeling the maggot,

after the maggot mind meld and channeling all the shit into a microphone. Howie! Reload! I see a little piece of him over there. You can shoot that some more. Oh, damn. Oh, I tell you what. Yeah.

Play the stars and stars. stripes forever, unless that was written by some commie. Oh, I bet he was a Jew. From Brother Deacon Asa. Bezos Prime. You leave Biff Jesus alone, Missy. It takes hard work to make that many Dickrockets make orbit without them unplanned catastrophic disassembling

as Elhan O. Musk's dick rockets do on a bi-weekly basis. Don't you accuse him of being by? He only likes peatry dishes Or as a marginal trailer queen taught us So well Peach tree dishes Biff Jesus Yeah

And From Lee in New York, the Saudis I would not be surprised if they're watching POTUS and thinking How much will you pay for petroleum? then again it's a matter of them being able to get it to the market isn't it lee and uh oh i tell you what the more i think about it jeremy oh the marketing opportunities they're missing you know they sold t-shirts with nitwit nero's mugshot on it they could they could sell t-shirts uh with uh just the bloody pieces of uh hasan nidal just laying on the ground along with a bunch of shell casings superimposed, of course, on an American flag. Hoo-wee! Uncle Jed! And from Sylvie, asshole reduction, if only,

sadly, the good people are dying faster than the bad. Anent live-streaming executions, sadly, I expected no less from that lot. Sadly, the world is winnowing down to two kinds of people. Liberals and deranged fetusesuses, Oh, that's true. Georgian Coorsgold firing squad continued. I fully expect the maggots in attendance will bootleg a video

that will circulate on Nazi infested websites. Yeah, and probably find its way to the multimillionaire for-profit media. And they'll offer up a trigger warning or a content warning, and maybe they'll pixelate his face and pixelate the firing squad and maybe not pixelate the video of whiskey Pete Kegbreath sitting there with a margarita in hand and I mean a jumbo, you know, a grande, margarita and some tequila. a flavored popcorn.

Our poor country. We used to be so much better than this. And there's some other stuff that I have not gotten to that is worth going back to. Not the least of whom is Andy Harris, the maggot

from Maryland, who was standing up, we need to be clear about this, He was standing up and speaking in a public place, in a public forum, and doing his dead-level maggot best to try to blame, come on, everybody say it together. Three, two, one. Joe Biden for the cost of diesel. Because, you know, there's always an idiot out there who's willing to believe that.

in fact there are far too many idiots truth be told there are a multitude of idiots um behold andy harris maryland maggot the facts are that diesel prices have gone up there's no question about it why has it gone up because the democrats environmental regulations have not ma'am i got to tell you that this this is the this is the problem You all say you believe there's a First Amendment, but only if you agree with you. You should let me finish the sentence, ma'am. You are rude. You are rude for laughing at me for beclowning myself.

You are rude. Ah. He was having a day, Andy Harris was. Then he gave a press conference. You know, where, well, the press. shows up that's part of the whole press conference thing uh

and he uh castigated i'm not kidding he castigated a reporter telling them that they did not have the right to record him uh without his consent and that by god i'll tell on you

now maryland is a two-party consent state. But there are lots of loopholes in that, and one of them was like politicians speaking in a public place. Because Andy Harris just wanted to babble, but he was terrified, given what had with the whole getting laughed at when he be clowned himself before the League of Women Voters' debate that was had there. He really didn't want to get recorded. No. No. Jesus. What a very, what a very special super genius he is. And Sylvie, by the way, says, the devolution will be televised.

I guarantee that there will be a whole flock of CGI videos of the execution, a-ham, online. Wait for it. But one of my favorite things of late, has been an ad coming out of Missoupee. This was a Jim Dandy. This is going to take a minute for me to find. Hopefully this will give me the ad in question. Cindy Hyde Smith, she's a good maggot from down Mississippi stand.

you might recall that she sent her precious baby daughter to one of them Christian segregation academies, and I think she went to one herself. Well, everything Maggot is apparently at least at risk in this election season. if we were in well if nitwit Niro hadn't started a war in Iran if he hadn't destroyed farmers by by abducting all of their cheap immigrant labor this might be just another midterm election but not now

a man named Scott Collum is running against Cindy Hyde Smith down in Mozippee Stan you might recall Cindy Hyde Smith back when she was displaying her magabonifieds. She was photographed down at Bell Reve. That's the home of, that's the last home of Jefferson Davis, who unlike Abraham Lincoln survived the Civil War

and was even pardoned and allowed to live out his days, that filthy fucking traitor. Well, she was photographed down at Bill Reeve, if that's the name of it. It's down on the Florida Gulf Coast, beautiful part of the country, unfortunately inhabited by maggots and racists and Klansmen and the like. Wait, I just said that, you know, the same same. But she was photographed down there wearing a Confederate Kepi cap and carrying a Civil War musket that probably once had a white flag of surrender attached to the end of it.

No, stop shooting. We give up. Kind of. And so she made an appearance on W-L-O-X Biloxy News Now and was asked about the high price of beef. And I don't know. Maybe I guess she's seen the strategy deployed by Brookie Rollins there at the at the USDA

where she said you know we commission to study and the American people can live just fine on a small piece of chicken and three little pieces of broccoli and a snack every day

I'm kind of living that way these days and it ain't fun and I know y'all are too and it sucks and it's going to take a while to write this ship but well never mind we'll save that for later so she answered the question

like Brookie did talking about proteins I think I've mentioned in the past that this fad for referring to meat as your choice of protein just rubs me the wrong way. And now the maggots are using it, thereby proving your humble host is correct. And this is, I mean, there have been a lot of good biting, just absolutely devastating ads out there. and this has got to be way toward the top. This is a Scott column ad. When he posted it online, he simply said, She done lost her damn mind.

Oh, this is so good. Because it's her, followed by some everyday ordinary Missypians. Gone price of beef continuing to go up. You know, you have so many proteins to choose from. Pick another protein? Shit, I'd rather pick another senator instead. Oh! Pick another protein.

She don't lost her damn mind. I'd rather pick another senator. Pick another protein. What the... Pick another senator instead. Yeah, Scott Collum. That is... I mean, that's a 28-second ad.

And it is perfection of a sort. Scott Collum for his logo. He's got an outline of the... state of Mississippi with a magnolia bloom in the middle of it. She doesn't lost her damn mind. Yeah, well, ma'am, Cindy Hyde-Smith would much rather you lose your damn vote. That's why she supports her orange daddy. But what people have so many proteins to choose from, I mean there's beans.

and beans. And then there's beans. I mean, you got your lima beans, your pinto beans, your October beans, your butter beans. If you're serving the butter beans, you might want to everybody after dinner, you might want to all go to a separate location because you're going to be playing a little methane-driven orchestra if you understand what I mean there.

Butter beans, shilly beans. Mm-hmm. some of them Mexican my cobra beans yeah kidney beans red beans and rice and yeah come on Mississippi and pick another senator and and the first guy who says shit I'd rather pick another senator he he's got two sad paltry little hamburgers on his gays grill will you we pardon me please and just forgive me and let me have a little moment of fantasy. No, not that kind. Dear Pet House, I never thought this would happen to me.

No, I'm dreaming of a day when the Maggot South has finally learned and gets all-wised up and starts telling these Magot P-O-S to hit the... the bricks. I told you it was a fantasy, but here we are. I have vested interest in it. I'd like to be able to safely go down to Alabama sometime, and well, it's been, who are we, four years since I was able to put flowers on my parents' grave and sit there and have a little chit-chat with mom and dad. I know, I know, they're not there. But, you know, I kind of like those traditions, you know, like where people will go and have a little picnic dinner with the ancient ones

and pour them a shot here. Every time I've been able to go down there, I've left, and remember, I've not had a cigarette in six years. But when I get to visit my parents' graves, I leave a cigarette on dad's side, a brock's butterscotch disc on moms, and then take them both a cup of coffee. They both had it the same way with half and half and no sugar. And just sit there and spend a little time thinking about them and saying their name. It would be great.

if sanity could return, well, if it's ever been there, to the old South, if they could be, what, deprogrammed from their cult of bullshit baloney, so-called conservatism. so we just talked about Missouri. Let's talk a minute about Alabama. Where, if people I talk to down there are getting it right, there's not a whole lot of, and by the way,

for his signs down there, Tommy the Tuber just has signs saying, Coach, Governor. And again, I got to ponder in that because when you're talking about Alabama, look, Tommy the Tuber weren't much of a coach at Auburn. He sort of won a default national championship.

If you're an Auburn fan, you say coach, it means something down there. It means you're thinking about the immortal Shug Jurdon, for whom Jurdon Hare Stadium is named down on the plains. but the majority of the time in Alabama, if you say coach, you're talking about Paul William Bryant, the bear. And, well, Tommy the Tuber, ain't fit to carry the bear's old sweat socks.

But I'm being told that there just ain't a hell of a lot of coach signs in a number of places in Alabama. But there are a shitload of Doug Jones signs. Doug Jones, of course, being a Democratic nominee for a governor down there, a former senator, who actually lived in Alabama as opposed to Tommy the Tuber. And whoever the brain trust is that's running Tommy the Tuber and told him it was a good idea, for instance, to go out and blather about,

oh, them furries in the cockpit. There's probably some deviant fetus, deviant fetus flying your airplanes around there. And his staff just lets him go out and say idiotic shit like that because they assume that everybody else in Alabama is an idiot just like coaches. and well down Alabama the fact of the matter is they wouldn't have a paved road if it were not for the tax dollars that flow like a or have flowed in the past like a mighty river out of places like New York and Connecticut and Massachusetts and Illinois and Minnesota and California and Oregon and Washington into Alabama to cover the cost of the federal interstate system. You got your I-65 and your I-20 and your I-59, maybe I-85, a little bit of I-10.

And so all of a sudden, roads have become a discussion in the governor's race down Taliban way. and well one of the largest agencies in the state government down there is ALDOT, the Alabama Department of Transportation. They have about a $2.7 billion budget per year thanks to the good people of California and Washington, New York, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, Massachusetts, etc. and since 2011 it's been run by a fella named John Cooper and he's finally at retirement time and so they're going to have to find somebody else who knows how to manage a highway system and that can be that can be quite the challenge in a place like Alabama because, well, never mind, let's not make it worse.

But Doug Jones said that as governor, he would like to put forward a, well, an independent review of the Department of Transportation. He was quick to make sure to say it's not because it's of any kind of proper. but because it's been a long time since there was any review at all. They just kind of cruised on their past successes and their past receipt of welfare from places like Massachusetts and New York and Pennsylvania and California and Washington and Oregon and what have you. They said this is not a criticism of the current agency, but it's been a long time since any review like that's occurred. Priorities of the department need to be in line with where we are now and what the future holds. That not only means new roads and bridges, but also road maintenance and public transportation. Ooh, public transportation?

Oh, that's not going to go over at all well with the white folks. Mm-mm. Well, some of the white folks. The Montgomery Bus Agency was a public transportation outfit. Some people have long memories. But all of that is rational and reasonable. so necessarily well you get Tommy the Tuber

who is according to one journalist friend of the program the absolutely most stupid man I have ever met in my life he interviewed him well Tommy the Tuber he's not very detail

oriented Tommy's not no all Tommy could say is, I want every interstate highway and the state of Alabama to have six lanes. And over at AL.com, the article there is

pretty funny because it just dryly notes. Tuberville did not outline how the state would pay for such an undertaking, saying it would be up to the new ALDOT director to develop and implement the plan. The priority will be widening an interstate 65, which runs north to south through Alabama from the Tennessee state line to Mobile. We just got to widen it. I've driven that highway.

It turns into an absolute nightmare in Birmingham. I mean, there's more than six lanes in some spots. It can be horrifying as the low-level. go whizzing past you in the right lane doing about 90 and they're rusted out Chevy Caprice with the Bush-Cheney bumper sticker still on it and and maybe a Trump Pence sticker on the other side of the back bumper. Doug Jones for his part said, you know, it's easy to say I want a six-lane all the interstates and certainly everyone agrees that I-65 needs to be six lanes. it's another to carefully plan where to best utilize state dollars and how to best leverage federal dollars. I also want to see more transparency in how projects are prioritized and give mayors and county commissioners more of a role in helping select projects. Just by way of explanation or example, all the time I was growing up down there, there were two ways to get to Birmingham from where I grew up.

Florence, the Shoals. You could either take U.S. 72 on the drive-by trucker's classic album, it's the double album set, southern rock opera. There's a song called Highway 72, This Highway's Mean, and it was, is, but you'd drive east to Athens and get on 65 there, or you could get downright Pythagorean and cross the river into Calvert County and go down 43 until it intersected with Alabama 157, and Alabama 157 would take you down the hypotenuse of that triangle to roughly Coleman. and it is now a lovely four-lane highway, state highway.

The thing is, I paid attention to my dad when he was, well, growing up, and toward the end of his life, we traveled 157 as a four-lane highway, and he said, who we? He didn't say who-wee, I say who-wee. He said, when I first got here in 1960, they were talking about building a new bridge across the Tennessee River and connecting it to 157, which would be a four-lane highway to intersect with I-65 down in Coleman.

That was in 1997. 37 years they had talked about it before they ever managed to get it done. And so Doug Jones knows what he's talking about. It's one thing to just say, you know, well, I'm the coach, and as the coach, I'm going to put in a play where we six-lane all the highways in Alabama. That's another thing entirely to come up with money to do that. And, God, he is stupid. Alabama has a forecast, a highway forecast through 2050. and well, I'd say if they're talking 2050 for six-lanning I-65,

you could expect that somewhere around the year 2099. And by the way, that's the title of the new Blade Runner series, Blade Runner 2099. widening I-65 has been a fetish object for the maggots, or at least their lieutenant governor, but other maggots have fought for U.S. 43 down the west side of Alabama between Thomasville and Tuscaloosa, because that is a winding, not winding,

but not necessarily pleasant two-lane road. Lordy. Six-lane highway on two. Ready? Break! Please, fake baby Jesus, let the intelligent people in Alabama prevail. That would be a fine thing. And I should note that, well, I told you the other day about the ongoing libeling of my dear friend Terry,

who's boldly and courageously and patriotically running for office down in District 96 in Alabama. The creeps, the professional libel artists at 1819 News, have become absolutely fascinated with her. They've published another article now about her, and, well, I'm all for just letting them continue to play out their line. Because once it's played out enough, then they can hoist themselves on their own pittard, as it were. Well, thank you, Lee. I appreciate the notice. Pythagorean Travel. You have that Ramamma Ding Dong a jingle for your correct math reference. I ain't quite as dumb as a play on the radio.

Lee adds six-lane Alabama Highway to leave the state. I mean, kind of. I'll tell you what, I-65, it is a busy highway. It's busy from the Alabama line. And you cross into Alabama on I-65 coming out of Tennisan. It's not too far north of the Alabama line where there was a strip joint, and I will never forget seeing this. I think it's probably still there called the Booby Bungalow.

At least they're creative. and then it's really quite impressive when you pass into Alabama because the first thing you see, and the science nerds will appreciate this, is the I-65 Alabama Welcome Center, which has, and I'm not kidding, a real-life, no-kitting, Saturn 5 Moon Rocket, right there at the rest area. And you can see it from a ways away. Damn it's big.

Because, of course, not far away at all is the Marshall Space Flight Center and the Redstone Arsenal, and Huntsville generally, which was the adopted home for a time of Fennepon Brown. The rocket goes up, who cares where it comes down? It's not my consent, says Fonifon Brown. And then you go down through Coleman, Beringham. Montgomery. And then when you get south of Montgomery, the I-65 jogs southwestward. And I mean to tell you, you best stop in Montgomery at a gas station and make sure that you clean your windshield inside and out and make that glass absolutely disappear. Because if you're driving in the afternoon, well, you're like those poor hapless.

First World War airmen who would fly straight into the sun, and the Red Baron was, you were blind to the Red Baron who was flying with the sun at his back. It's every bit as bad or worse than a dense fog. It was, it will soon be five years ago on November the 1st. We headed down that way. and that was one hell of a trip down made a thousand miles in one day started out here in the hills and hollers of west by cold trump juneasthan and of course Biden was in office at the time

and made it to the gulf coast of alabama and put our feet in the waters of the Gulf of Mexico at the end of the day hell of a ride but that trip from Montgomery to Mobile, you couldn't see. Your visors, you could have your visors down, your sunglasses on, and if you had so much as a bug smear on your windshield,

it was blinding. I'd suggest the highway engineers, maybe take a look, well, they're kind of stuck with the shape of the earth and everything, but there we are. that's quality lee going back to the sitting senator from mississippi are you sure she's not Cindy running hidesmith quality um let's see uh Jude sent me the story of the shooting out in Bend Oregon Silver Rail Elementary School multiple victims including children sent to an area

hospital um the shooter having been put down As previously noted, at least two people taken to the hospital. 2.20 p.m. Pacific Daylight Time. Multiple victims, including children. Status of the victim's unclear as yet. Thanks, Jude. Oh, God. And this, you know, we've talked a lot about it over the last several months,

this bloodthirsty desire to, wreak havoc upon the Iranian people that nitwit Niro is fixated upon. Headline, exclusive, U.S. considering using mother-of-all bombs against Iran, sources say, a moab, the G.B. 43B. Massive Ordinance Air Blast Bomb. Nitwit Nero kind of wants to use it even though his generals, and they truly are his, they're just salute snappers, are saying, listen, it may not do what you want it to do.

He may want to do it anyway, and if he says do it, they'll say, and snap a salute, and go perhaps commit a war crime, and they're in the war room. can't let him in here he'll see the big boar you'll see everything well they're trying to bring a

definitive end to the war and so that leads them to the moab but the moab's not going to do what they want it to do they'll probably be using it on civilian infrastructure which again war crime crime against humanity and

well anything to create a scenario where nitwit Nero can declare victory and run away. You may recall his reference to, maybe we'll hit pickax. Because Israel, BV Netanyahu keeps barking and grunting.

Oh, they have nuclear components at pickax, and that could turn into a nuclear weapon in two weeks. I mean a week. I mean a day. I mean, an hour. I mean, 15 minutes ago. We must strike now, Donald.

Donald. But some are telling it with Nero, that would be a great psychological weapon, sir. They come to me, they say, sir, sir, it would be the greatest psychological weapon ever. He's in a box, and he can't get out of it. It's supposed to work against hardened above-ground structures or massive gatherings of troops.

I'm guessing the Iranians have figured out not to do that. Oh, God. The stupidity is breathtaking. CNN updating the Bend Oregon story saying four were killed, including three children, as the NRA got its way once again today. Never forget. All of these mass murders are preventable.

Sheila Miller, a spokesperson for the Bend Police Department, said, nobody knows who killed the shooter, but she said, it may have been a bystander, which the National Rubell, I mean rifle, no, I mean Rubel Association, well, then Ballyhoo is saying, See, see, there was a good guy with a gun. Yeah, wouldn't have been necessary if we'd let the bad guy have the gun. What do you want to bet? It's a lawful gun owner. At first, there was an unknown,

man had shot into a car and then calls started coming and saying the person had entered the school and started shooting. Ben Lepine School Superintendent Stephen Cook in a statement said, We are stunned and heartbroken by this senseless tragedy. We extend our deepest sympathy to the families and to everyone affected by this violence. No words can adequately express the grief our community is experiencing. Thank goodness they didn't offer those useless tots and parents. because there's nothing quite as offensive as the tots and the pairs.

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So much for that story. Not worth the effort. Yeah. This is a funsy. Anthony Constantino is running as a maggot in the 21st congressional district of New York State, and he gave an interview to journalist Jake LaHutt and his newsletter The Hut. Supposedly this is a solidly Republican district,

but the Democrats are hoping to pick it up because Constitino, A, unknown, B, cringe A.F, he got it with Nero to endorse him by giving his orange daddy a bronze statue of his orange daddy. And he's a clown, Constantino is. LaHutt asked Constantine, So, where do you think you really need to perform the best to make sure you win this thing? And then also, what's the most populous city in New York's 21st district?

This would seem to be a slam dunk. And what a little lick-spiddle this guy turned out to be. Most populous city? I don't know. Ask Grock. You can figure these things out. I don't memorize things because there's a thing called SI now. Sports Illustrated?

You use the term SI instead of A.I. LaHud asked, when did you start doing that? Also, it's Rome, I believe. Rome, New York, population 32,000, is the biggest city in New York 21. Oh, SI? Elon's doing it. Mark Zuckerberg's doing it. It's actually a pretty good name. But people can call it whatever they want. Meanwhile, the Guardian reached out to Jeffrey Hinton,

sometimes discussed as the godfather of AI. He told the Guardian, Hinton did, that by calling it superintelligence, it shows that Nitwit Nero knows almost nothing about AI, and then went on to describe him as a corrupt, senile felon. Superintelligence means smarter than people and has been around for at least 20 years. It's got a very clear meaning, and now he says we're going to call AI superintelligence. You can't make it smarter than people just by calling it smarter than people. Oh!

Then again, I'm not sure that maybe some of those 1970s Atari Pong consoles aren't smarter than a lot of fucking maggots. I'm pretty sure Inky Blinky, Pokey, and Clyde of Ms. Pac-Man are smarter than a lot of maggots. Hinton went on to further bury Nitwit Niro I come here not to praise Nitwit Nero but to bury him saying I'm sure the oil and asbestos companies would have liked to regulate themselves as well

talking about the fact that Nittwit Nero says Well what we've got to do is let them regulate themselves They'll do that they're good companies Mm-hmm Now back to Constantino though Jake LaHutt did a damn fine job job showing the people of New York's 21 exactly what they would be voting for if they vote for

this chud he asked him about the difference between discretionary spending and mandatory spending and in an answer truly worthy of caribou Barbie constantino said mandatory means mandatory and discretionary means discretionary and I said, well, what do those mean? He said, you tell me? And then he asked about the New York, the Metropolitan Transport Authority. And some of these things are, well, they're Greek to me, but I imagine things like the subway system in New York is anything but Greek to the Greek to the people who rely upon it.

So LaHotte says, should New York State keep control of the MTA? Constitino said, That's a New York City issue. I'm running in upstate New York, okay? These are disingenuous questions. Oh, I wonder who taught him disingenuous. Because I'm not required to have an answer. Meanwhile, well,

Nitwit Nero back in June said, Anthony is strongly supportive by many of the most highly respected mega warriors in our movement, including their really Gulliani and Roger Stone. Yeah. So his challenger is Blake Gendabine, and come on, Blake. I think maybe the people of Rome, New York, would like to have a member of Congress who, uh, knows they exist. Yeah. Oh, and this is worth the moment.

We have talked about... Let me find it here. And thanks to Joy in Ann Arbor for this. Wowzer. We have talked about the new ambassador for human trafficking. Yeah. Barbara

Oh, what was her name? With the scary photo. Apparently she had a Senate confirmation hearing and it wasn't just a bad photograph. Her brain is as bad as her picture. As Joy said, hearing her speak was a revelation. I make the commitment that I would with a delight, work with your office and learn from your office.

Also, restructuring really has nothing to do with the administration's commitment to human trafficking. I feel that the boat, I'm sorry, I'm not aware of your facts on the boats. I would have to speak with you and get back to the committee. And I'm not expecting the your way. Well, it's good to know that she's reinforcing the administration. I mean, the words right out of her mouth, you heard them, your ears are not lying to you. She refers to the administration's commitment to human trafficking.

Well, that sort of explains why nitwit Nero is mentioned more often in the Epstein files than Jesus Christ is in the Gospels, because they've got a commitment to human trafficking. human trafficking. Holy crap. Sometimes this is just too much. Seeing her on video is a revelation, Joy said. Barbara Thornhill.

And by the way, in case you're going to write about her, she is B-A-R-B-E-R-A, Barbura, not B-A-R-B-A-R-A, Barbara. Now, she's going to be in charge of monitor the human trafficking on behalf of little Marco Rubio as an ambassador at large. That's what you get when you give a $100,000 to the Trump inaugural committee and more than $50,000 to the Trump 47 committee.

You get to be an ambassador at large. I mean, there's an opening in Greece and that office that she's supposedly running. Yeah, when Leon Scum Space Nazi and his Cheeto dust covered in-cell dodgy boys alongside, of course, Lil Marco Rubio, went through the human trafficking office at the State Department, well, they shit-cans 70% of the staff there.

and in her confirmation hearing she made abundantly clear that she had no idea what was going on and absolutely stood right by her orange daddy in gutting the department 70% of the staff human trafficking

well I imagine that will make the human trafficking a lot easier and by the way what skill set does she bring that makes her a perfect fit to run a human trafficking office? Well, she's an interior design executive, don't you know? I mean, you want a good interior design for your trafficked humans, right? Forgive me, but let's hear her one more time.

I make the commitment that I would, with a dot, delight, work with your office and learn from your office. And also, restructuring really has nothing to do with the administration's commitment to human trafficking. Well, I mean, it does. It means the administration is more committed than ever. To human trafficking. Kind of like how, you know, melanoma got to the United States,

according to some published reports. I feel that the boat I'm sorry I'm not aware of your facts on the boats I would have to speak with you and get back to the committee and I'm not a Jesus Christ Sleep tight tonight America

Your government is Protecting little girls Nah who we kidding Tonight Not tomorrow. Oh, hush, James. You're a nice guy, but we'll let your ad blow past. I've got a clip here.

It's not terribly long, but it's worth a listen. Going back to the bloodlust of nitwit Nero and Whiskey Pete Kegbreath and the Maggot Nation, who all want to work. watch a man in a wheelchair, or perhaps just dangling from a pole, shot all the pieces, because that'll make the dead come back. No, it won't. Well, proving his prophetic nature, way back when, and by way back when, I mean, 30 years ago, the late great George Carlin had some thoughts. on capital punishment.

Just take a moment. The same way we made up the death penalty. We made them both up, Sanctity of Life and the death penalty. Aren't we versatile? And you know, in this country now, there are a lot of people who want to expand the death penalty to include drug dealers. This is really stupid.

Drug dealers aren't afraid to die. They're already killing each other every day on the streets by the hundreds. Drive-bys, gang shootings. They're not afraid to die. Death penalty doesn't mean anything unless you use it on people who are afraid to die. Like the bankers who launder the drug money. The bankers who launder the drug money. Forget the dealers.

You want to slow down that drug traffic. You've got to start executing a few of these fucking bankers. White, middle class, Republican bankers. And I'm not talking about soft American executions like lethal injection. I'm talking about fucking crucifixion, folks. Let's bring back crucifixions. A form of capital punishment, the Christians and Jews of America can really appreciate.

And I'd go a little further. I'd crucify people upside down. Like St. Peter, feet up, head down. And naked. I'd have naked upside-down crucifixions on TV once a week at halftime of the Monday night football game. The Monday night crucifixions. You'd have people tuning in

don't even care about football. Wouldn't you like to hear Dan Deirdorf explain why the nails have to go in at a certain angle? And I'll guarantee you one thing, you start executing, you start nailing one white banker per week to a big wooden cross on national TV. You're going to see that drug traffic begin to slow down pretty fucking quick. Pretty fucking quick. You won't even be able to buy drugs in schools and prisons anymore. Now, I don't care about capital punishment one way or another because I know it doesn't do anything. It doesn't do anything except maybe satisfy a kind of biblical need.

for revenge. You know, if you read the Bible, you see that it's full of retribution and revenge. So really, capital punishment is kind of a religious ritual. It's a purification right. It's a modern sacrament. And as long as that's true, I say, let's liven it up a little. I honestly believe if you make the death penalty a little more entertaining and learn to market it correctly, you just might be able to raise enough money to balance the stupid fucking budget. And don't forget, the polls show the American people want capital punishment, They want a balanced budget. And I think even in a fake democracy, people ought to get what they want once in a while,

just to feed this illusion that they're really in charge. Let's use capital punishment the same way we use sports and television in this country to distract people and take their minds off how bad they're being fucked by the upper 1%. Now, unfortunately, Monday night football doesn't last long enough. What we really need is year-round capital punishment on TV every night with sponsors. Gotta have sponsors. I'm sure as long as we're killing people, Marlboro cigarettes and Dow Chemical will be proud to participate. Proud to participate.

Balance the stupid fucking budget. And let me say this to you, my interesting Judeo-Christian friends, not only do I recommend crucifixions, I'd be in favor of bringing back beheadings. On TV, slow motion, instant replay. And maybe you could let the heads roll down a little. hill and fall into one of five numbered holes. Let the people at home gamble on which hole the head is going to fall into. And you do it in a stadium so the mob can gamble on it too. Raise a little more money.

And if you want to expand the violence a little longer to sell a few more commercials, instead of using an axe, you do the beheadings with a handsaw. Hell out on me now, goddammit. The blood is already on our hands. All we're talking about is a matter of degree. as a matter of degree. You want something a little more delicate? We'll do the beheadings with an olive fork.

That would be nice. And it would take a good, goddamn long time. There's a lot of good things we could be doing. When's the last time we burned someone at the steak? It's been too long. Here's another form of capital punishment comes out of a nice, rich religious tradition. Burning people at the steak.

Sponsor, Bridgeford Charcoal. and you put it on TV on Sunday mornings the Sunday morning evangelical send us an offering Praise Jesus human bonfire You don't think that would get big ratings In this sick fucking country Shit, you'd have people skipping church

To watch this stuff And you take the money they send in the offerings And you use it to balance the budget What about boiling people in oil? Boy, those were the days, weren't they? You get the oil going real good, you know, a nice high rolling boil. And then slowly at the end of a rope, you lower the perpetrator head first into the boiling oil. You talk about fun shit.

And just to encourage citizen participation, you let the mob in the stadium control the speed of the rope. Good, clean, wholesome family entertainment. The kids will love it. The kids will love it. And at the same time, they're enjoying themselves. we're teaching them a nice Christian moral lesson. Boiling people in oil. Sponsor, Chrisco.

Maybe instead of boiling all these guys every now and then you can French fry a couple of them, you know? French fried felons. Dip a guy in egg batter just for a goof, you know? Kind of a tempura thing, huh? Jeffrey Dahmer never thought of this shit, did he? Jeffrey Dahmer, eat your heart out. This turns rain.

Oh, shit. up and goodbye enough nostalgia what about some modern forms of capital punishment how about we throw a guy off the world trade center and whoever he lands on wins the publisher's clearinghouse okay something a little more sophisticated wait a minute world trade center too soon you dip a guy in brown gravy and lock him in a small room of the wolverine who's high on angel dust there's one guy's not gonna be fucking with too many kids at the bus stop for a while here's some something really nice you could do.

You shoot a guy out of a high-speed catapult right into a brick wall. Trouble is it would be over too quick. No good for TV, you know? You'd have to do a whole bunch of guys right in a row. Rapid fire capital punishment. 15 catapults. While you're shooting off one, you're loading up the others.

Of course, every now and then, you would have to stop to clean off the wall. Cleanliness, right next to God, I sense some of years are waiting for high tech. I got it. You take a small tactical nuclear weapon and stick it up a guy's ass. Nuclear suppository.

Preparation H-bomb. You talk about fallout. You take the bomb and you stick it just inside that little hole on the end of a guy's dick, you know? Yeah, a bomb in a dick. When it goes off, the guy wouldn't know whether he was coming or going. was coming or going. Get out of here.

I got you. Hey. Again, 1996. In 1996, George Carlin thought that the United States was that sick.

Thirty years have passed. George Carlin never even met MAGA. The people that George Carlin was aiming those barbs at were just ordinary. Good, God fear, and upstanding Bible, believe in Christ-centered evil, evangelical fundamentalist, Amosexual, homosexual, Christian. Americans.

There was no Q-in-on then. 1996, your average Republican dickhead was obsessed with the great American cleanest. hunt, absolutely a fire to find out more details about the presidential penis. And I don't know, maybe the coarsening, the cheapening of our political dialogue that happened back then is part of the reason we find ourselves where we are now. Maybe once we opened that bottle and the genie got out, we found out that, we found out that we could get sicker and sicker and sicker and sicker and we think we're sick now? Hmm.

I think there's an argument to be made that we haven't even... Well, and that's the problem. Every time we think, ah, can't get any worse than this, it gets worse. What? He nominated Dan Quayle to be vice friend. That man's a moron. Well, this is as stupid as the government can ever get. I mean, obviously, we're going to vote for Pappy Bush, even though he's a criminal.

We're going to vote for him because, well, Bernie Shaw proved that Michael Dukakis is a sissy boy because he wouldn't say that he wanted a man executed for raping his wife. Sissy Michael Dukakis. caucus and that was 1988 yeah bush quail sounds like an entirely different species look is that a is that a common quail no that's a bush quail jack kemp nominated by bob dole i'm bob dole as his running mate a former a former NFL quarterback who thought he who thought himself economic super genius. Then we get Darth Cheney in 2000.

Because I wonder if Al Gore just gets up in the morning sometimes and says, What the fuck was I thinking? Joe Lieberman's going to deliver Florida because he's Jewish. What? God, I was smoking way too much weed back then. Yeah. And every time we thought it could and get worse, the Republican Party found some way to make it worse.

It's a little depressing and a whole lot terrifying. Oh, and we need to do a little follow-up work with Katie Zakarius. Her mooch quotient looks to be growing shorter because the Chinese firm that she claimed she was a lawyer for, Yeah, no. No, not quite. Sorry. The law firm

that she said she worked for as a lawyer? Well, no. There she is. She said outright, I'm a lawyer. Well, when did you pass the law? When I went to China?

See, her hubby got a good job as some sort of a hedge fund manager in China. And it turned out that she worked for Zhonglun law firm and said she was there for nearly two years. It's one of the largest law firms in China. She said she worked on international transaction law. Well, in Shanghai, there's a partner in the firm, Gary Gao. And he said, you know, sometimes we hire foreigners for language help,

and we rely on them to help us bridge the barrier of foreign business culture to the staff here in China. And he said, but at no time are they practicing Chinese law at all? you know this is one of those moments where if they're interested and you challenge the multi-millionaire for-profit media to dig deeper, they will. So Cida Liu is a law professor at the University of Hong Kong and said that Zicaria was being something less than forthcoming or truthful when she said she was a former associate of Zhang Lund and said the title associate may therefore be somewhat controversial. In this case, the multimillionaire for-profit media outlet doing the legwork was the New York Times. She talked yesterday to the New York Times and said,

well when I said I was a lawyer in China that was a misunderstanding I thought they asked me where I went after law school wow that's a big misunderstanding because the question was yelled where did you pass the bar in China

blame the chopper because you see that's all I could hear over the sound of marine wine. Where did you go after Lost Gold? Let's see. Maybe, let's see. Let me do a little

looking around here. I want to do kind of an experiment, an audio experiment. Clack, clack, clack. And of course, there are lots of different different helicopters

but this might work where did you get where did you pass the bar hey where did you go after law school yeah yeah

that's just one option it seems pretty obvious to me that either way the sign where did you pass the bar is nowhere near where did you go after law school um oh let's let's see if it

hmm here's a similar helicopter at idle speed no there's music with that god damn it maybe this ah stupid music well that's okay I think we got a pretty good idea didn't we there's a big difference between where did you pass the bar

And where did you go after law school? Ah. Yeah. But no, it turns out that she also threw the president of Pepperdine University under the bus. This is fun. God damn, Brother Deacon. Shanghai law firm, Gary Gao. That just goes to show you what a shitty law firm that is.

They hired pink lipstick Helen Keller to overcome language barriers. I rest my case, Your Honor. And where did you pass the bar? Lee in New York says she could have said Muldoons. It was too crowded to get in. Yeah. She said Pepperdine University's president warned her not to call herself an attorney or Esquire when she started appearing on cable news but told her, you can say lawyer, that's fine.

That's kind of at odds with what I was told on the first day of, my first cup of coffee in law school. In the same lecture where the white helmet-haired old professor said, anybody can be an attorney. He said, when you get out of here and you pass the bar, you call yourselves lawyers. Because anybody can be an attorney. You can be an attorney in fact.

You can be exercised medical power of attorney. You can represent, you don't even have to be a lawyer to represent somebody in a social security case. You can be an attorney in fact. But only someone who has been to law school and passed the bar can call themselves a lawyer. Oh, and we have now found out that she did, in fact, take the California bar. Oh, where are you when I need you, Billable Rick? Because Billable Rick has also taken the California bar and passed it.

Well, Katie took the California bar, but she flunky flunked it. Mm-hmm. She has lied all over the place. Ultimately, and this is the big burn, that partner at Jean-Lun Law firm said, ah, basically what she was, it was like a paid internship. Ow! Not even a law clerk. Of course, she couldn't read

any form or dialect of Chinese, so how was she going to do legal research? And she even doubled down in her inaugural press conference saying that she had passed the bar. No, that's a goddamn lie. She flunked the bar, as noted.

There's not a lick of truth in any of these chuds. Not a damn bit. Oh, and look. I had a note from Jude, going back to the shooting in Bend, Oregon. These horrible shootings are a constant reminder

that when saying, have a good day to one's children, yes, grandchildren, there is fragility of our very being. We just never know. But let us never become insensitive. to what has just occurred for countless others. In my time with hospice, mostly adults,

the times we'd be called to homes of children dying as indescribable or of them. I sense you understand. I think I do. The heart-wrenching. And the fact that we now have a couple of generations that have grown up with active shooter drills, the fact that the dead of Sandy Hook

should be starting college now, or starting a career or a family, but weren't because of the perfidy and the cowardice of Republicans and mugwump Democrats. It's just sickening, Jude. It's just sickening. Oh, well, well played. Well played, Lee. Katie Zakaria failed the California bar.

Like Kim Kardashian? I'll bet they're pals. Give Katie enough time and she'll probably go and get one of those Kim Kardashian special BBLs. I read too much about too many different things. Did you know that there is a stench that comes with a BBL, you know, the Brazilian buttlift? Uh-huh. You know, that's where a woman, mostly women, go in and get their. back sides inflated with fat gathered from other parts of their body.

And it turns out that because everything is so tight and so snug back there, it becomes really difficult for her to get clean. And so she kind of has a, well, like a nitwit-nero measma about her of, Oh, dear. There goes dinner in the Mountain Daylight Times Zone. A miasma of stale farts and poop, because she has a hard time getting clean. Yep. That is why your humble-oastus will never be, and also you can get dead real quick with a BBL, if the surgeon doesn't really, really know what they're doing,

because the fat that they're injecting into one's buttocks and hips, it well it can migrate into the bloodstream and oops dead yeah I'll pass I will definitely pass on that never mind I'm so sorry

for even mentioning that I know I know well he says if your reaction to my email ruins dinner that's not on me no I'm taking that that's entire on me, but I'm just trying to pass along

information that I learn and figure might be hey, maybe I've helped someone along the way. Maybe you were thinking about a BBL and now you're going No, I don't want that stink. Speaking of stench,

again, we've had a Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome sighting. Mm-hmm. A couple of them, really. U.S. Magistrate Judge William E. Fitzpatrick took action Tuesday clearing the name of Mary Coleman's, the former

Comans, C-O-M-A-N-S, the former chief financial officer of FEMA. She got slimed by Laura Looney. Speaking of bad plastic surgery. Looney slimed Ms. Comans after she had served as chief financial officer of FEMA under both Joe Biden and Donald Trump. She got canned in the purge by Leon Scum, space Nazi, and his Cheeto dust-covered in-cell dodgy boys.

She was accused of being a deep state activist who made egregious payments by circumventing leadership. Yeah, and it turns out Magistrate Fitzpatrick specifically pointed out that the smear came directly from none other than Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome. Poor goat. And her boyfriend, Corey Lewandowski, who fed the information to Laura Looney, the magistrate writing, Ms. Lumer was given this information by then DHS, Custy Noam and DHS special government employee Corey Lewandowski sex best. I added those extras.

Ms. Nome and Mr. Lewandowski provided this information to Ms. Lumer with the expectation that she would further disseminate it to her online followers. Fitzpatrick then noted that Ms. Comins had neither the authority nor the ability to direct money to or away from a particular grant recipient and said that the department was a series of finger, engaged in a series of finger pointing and backtracking that resulted in the decision to blame Ms. Comans. For reasons, uh-oh, this is one of those moments where the judge is using pretty legal language to drop a rock on, well,

Krusty and Corey and Laura Looney. For reasons unfathomable to this court, officials chose to turn the power of the federal government against a singular employee with an impeccable record of public service. They also leveraged beyond Laura Looney. They leveraged a Russian asset, Benny Johnson, who said that she was illegally funding migrant luxury hotels. And the judge pointed out that the claim was false, and they knew it was false, and knew that he would spread the rumor. Laura Looney, desperate to try to avoid a debilitating defamation suit,

said, well, that's news to me. Nobody used me to smear anyone. Oh, so you smeared them by yourself? How loyal of you. I'm guessing there is some litigation behind all of this. but life is getting more problematic for crusty. Yeah. Remember when she was fired?

And Nitwit Nero said, Oh no, she's, I haven't fired her. I've given her a new job. She's going to be the special envoy for the Shield of the Americas. Well, she's out of that job now. because the State Department told C. BS News earlier today that her special envoy designation expired last month. Uh-oh. And they found another place to drop her hopefully a little further out of sight now that she's being busted for sleazy-ass defamatory conduct.

She's now a senior advisor to Deputy Secretary. Landau Calrissian and continues to work on the shield of the America's portfolio she got bounced she got bounced before the UN General Assembly

but she kept on going to meetings the graft and the grift never end what a damning little statement from the pathetic remnant of our State Department.

Christine Nam is no longer serving as the Trump administration's special envoy for the Shield of the America's initiative, per a State Department official, though she remains involved in efforts to coordinate security cooperation across the Western Hemisphere. And she was still holding herself up as Shield of the

Angel of the America's girl when she met with the Ecuadorian government on September 22nd. And, yeah, even nitwit near us, I want to thank Christy for doing a really terrific job. Even though, well, he may have known. We don't know if he knew.

We don't know if he knows anything anymore. That she was no longer in the job. And this is Thorn in the Side Thursday, so, well, how about this? This is Funzies. We have a whalehead dead bear raccoon penis brainworm lampre siding. earlier today he was talking in the company of Representative Jen Kiggins

a maggot from Old Virginia who's up for re-election and a reporter wanted to ask quailhead dead bear raccoon penis brainworm lamprey about the

possible sixth measles death in Pennsylvania when this happened there we go every meal but we will make sure that you're taking care of. Has the war had an impact on your campaign at this point? It looks like the polls are showing it's kind of neck-in-neck.

We're not going to talk about that. We're going to keep the questions on today's topic. Is there any other questions? Okay, we're not going to talk about the fact that your campaign's imploding because you continue to remain attached mouth to anus to your orange daddy. Anybody else got another question, says the staffer? Mr. Secretary, do you believe that five? deaths, potentially six, from measles in the state of Pennsylvania.

We're also not going to talk about measles. We're also not going to talk about measles. We're going to talk about unicorns and balloons and cotton candy. We're only going to talk about happy things. He can answer that question. He's a cabinet secretary. Oh, that's nice. The reporter dressing down the little spokes creep.

Mr. Secretary, do you believe that five deaths, potentially six from measles in the state of Pennsylvania? We're also not going to talk about measles. He's the highest-ranking health official in the country. He can answer that question. He's a cabinet secretary. Mr. Secretary. We've done better. We're having a global measles outbreak right now.

It's all over the world, and the measles outbreak is occurring because so many people went unvaccinated during the COVID pandemic. And this is something that Anthony Fauci, in fact, predicted. He said, we're going to kill more people from measles, and we save from COVID, as we're shutting down measles vaccination program. So now six years later, we're seeing that population. We have a global outbreak. Holy shit, it's Anthony Fauci's fault. Give him long enough.

It'll be Joe Biden's fault. We have done better, and particularly my administration has done better at controlling the outbreak than any other country in the world. Mexico, we've had 4,000 measles cases this year. Mexico, which is a third of our population, had 20,000. Canada has 7,000, has a third part, or one-eighth of our population. In Europe, they've had 135,000 cases. So we're doing better at controlling it than any country in the world.

Unfortunately, in Pennsylvania, the governor, the only state where the governor would not accept CDC, EpiAid. All the other states we've been able to bring these epidemic, these outbreaks to a quick halt. What, with raw milk, you dick? With ardvark antifungal to rub on a baby's gums, you asshole? In Texas, in Kansas, South Carolina, Virginia, I think the last case in Virginia was maybe 60, 70 days ago. And all the other states where there's been outbreaks we've been able to. Remember when Dr. Offutt said they're underreporting the numbers? Yeah.

Probably more measles cases in the last 60 days in Virginia, but if you're not counting, it's just like Orange Daddy said, well, if you don't count them, they're not sick. If you don't count the cases, there are any cases. To bring it quickly to an end, I'm confident now, this week we finally got the request. From Pennsylvania, they were politicizing the outbreak there. They didn't want help from the Trump administration.

Yeah, because asking for help from the Trump administration is like the fire department in Chicago asking for help from Mrs. O'Leary. Or the Roman fire brigades asking for help from Nero. God damn, these people. Fools, boobs, twits. Good on the report. for shutting down the little spokes creep, however. And I'm not the only one to say, what? Dr. Fauci?

Dr. Jonathan Reiner at George Washington University told CNN, no one's done more to cast doubt about the safety and efficacy of the MMR vaccine than RFK Jr. blaming Tony Fauci is laughable. Over at Midas Touch, they said RFK Jr., blaming fewer vaccinations on Dr. Fouchy? Yeah, just like I did. Jen Kiggins is facing off against Elaine Luria,

a former representative from the Old Dominion, chimed in and said, Jen Kiggins had to know this wasn't going to go well, right? You know, it's bad enough he's a clown, but people are paying with their lives, their health, and their well-being for his be-clowning. That's okay.

Make a list. Bobby, you'll look good in orange, too. Mm-hmm. God, there has to. Democrat President, Attorney General Jack Smith. Woo! Yeah. That's what we need.

And the fallout continues for the people who perpetrated the lie, the libel, the slander about James Talariko. Most notably, Herr Reine Amacher, who now says as of today. This will be my final statement about James Tala Rico. Frankly, this entire situation has been blown completely out of proportion. I have no independently verified evidence establishing that Tala RICO was ever a patient there at Lender Center for Hope. I'm not going to speculate beyond the information available or continue fueling a controversy. based on an unverified claim that I helped create...

Oh, I added that part. As far as I'm concerned, the matter is closed. It's time to move on to more substantive issues facing voters. I'm going to do everything within my ability to help elect Ken Paxton. And over on what used to be Twitter, somebody said, You still didn't answer the question. Why did you commit a crime by lying about being a family member? Why did you harass the lady by not taking no for an answer?

It's not a crime to give a false name and inquiry about... sending a care package. I pressed an employee for information. Well, the person on the other end of the line said, I did not find anyone with that name for the last four days that's been discharged, and they're not here in the building. And then he leaned on the staffer who said, looks like he was just discharged this evening. Now, that was at the same time that, well, James Talleyco was at a concert in Dallas. The day before he'd been at the Austin City Limits Festival. Rein Amacher said,

Never lied. I just doubled down on wrong information. There's no one to blame but myself. I'll take this as a valuable learning experience, make the necessary adjustments, and move forward with greater perspective and better judgment. Please don't sue me. Oh, I think you're

going to get sued, buddy. And the other maggots will throw you under the bus, and back up and go forward and back up again and go forward again until you're nothing but a little greasy. spot. Rick Wilson over the Lincoln Project said, son, lawyer up.

I don't want to potentially get myself entangled in any legal hot water at this point. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But there's something, and maybe I'm wrong about all this, but

I'm still not willing to believe that he was really talking to someone at Linder Center for Hope. he was talking to somebody he was recording somebody but in this story i have never seen any verification from anyone working for the facility saying yeah i took that call again rat fucking is an old and dishonorable tradition in the republican party and we would damned well do well to remember that oh and a thank you before we're on the way out the door thank you colon thank you so much We are down to $423 to finish Ralph's Happy Birthday Horn Challenge that will cover us for the first half of October.

Thank you so much, Colin. I apologize. Thank you, though. Thank you. And so Leah in New York says, given a new job for Krusty. We knew a new ambassador to Greece. Are you kidding me? Lee!

They got little... Marezy doats and dozy doats and little lamsy-divey's all over, Greece. And goats! Is a female goat a doe? Well, never mind, but... Don't do that. Anyway... Oh, BBL Stench from Brother Deacon Asa.

Of course there's a stench that comes with a Brazilian butt lift. It's called Swampass. Jesus, Kincaid, read a book. Also, ever heard of a touchy classic 3.0? No, and I don't want to know. Ew. Well, okay. Mountain Daylight Time Dinner and snacks in the Pacific Daylight Time Zone.

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