Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 16 June 2026, Titanic Tuesday

Episode Date: June 17, 2026

The Jaydee Egg torpedoes his own future while he flogs his book. It's a whole show. Nitwit Nero gets stoked to see where the gold is real. 

The password is whisper. It's showtime. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussing with America's only liberal transvilly elitist right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch,

who invites you to be part of the uprising against mountaintop removal. CRMW.net. And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is. Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this 16th day of June, 2006. This is the horn. Head on.

That's where you'll find us on the interweb tubes. That's where you go. If you'd like the part of the Mary Wacky Zany Real Time Madcap Multimedia, extravaganza that is the horn chat room and the old holler tree that we sublet from the kebler elf and which is easily accessed on the chat room page at head on dot live and uh well therein uh you will find uh members of the community wandering by i confess i'm a little bit late and i apologize but uh pop on by if you're so inclined if you're a member of the podcasting contingent of the horn family community congregation

Well, thanks so very much for joining us in that fashion. It's good to be in your company, whether you're listening live or whether you're listening via the podcast. It's always a pleasure when I get to fire up the intro and everything, and we start another broadcast evening. Hi, I'm Roxanne. And, yeah, we're over the halfway mark of June, which blows my mind. This is one of my favorite times of year. Spring is winding down, and the days will continue to get longer for about another five days, and then we will begin the long, slow descent toward the winter solstice.

Oh, dear. Let's not get us there yet. but yeah these days have been magical just beautiful outside of course whatever it is that's blooming and Gino might tell me otherwise but I did notice the chestnuts are all in bloom

and I tend to ascribe what I'm feeling like these days to that I would prefer it not be a bug but I would be I would be remiss if I didn't go ahead and admit that I'm not feeling great still but well at least I'm not an hour late

just 10 minutes or so but yeah it's it's gross and I have some I have some supposedly non-drowsy antihistamines that I haven't taken yet because even the non-drowsy formulas have a way of hitting me like

you know a bolus dose of smack. So as soon as the program's over, I'm going to take me some Zyrtec and see what happens. I don't know. I might wait until, I might wait until in the morning just to get a regular rhythm or routine going. But yeah, I'm miserable. And so once again, I will go as far this evening as I am capable of going. And so, you know, cross your fingers, hope for the best, that sort of thing. and I appreciate all your good thoughts. I really, really do. And, well, every program here at the Horn begins with gratitude,

and this program is no different. So thanks go out to our 16th day of the month, contributors and subscribers via PayPal. And that means thanks ever so kindly to Mark. And thank you to Zed in IEJA. Thank you both so kindly for being partial. sponsors of the program. And thanks again yesterday to Tom and Sunny San Rafael, who knocked out one in a third days

of the deficit. And like I said yesterday, if you were listening for the hour that I managed to be on the air, I didn't change the deficit number. So we still stand today at. a deficit of $4,600. And basically what that boils down to is all of this month plus a week of May. We're slowly but surely crawling our way out of May and, well, it's a cause or concern. So anybody who wants to help out, please feel free.

PayPal buttons at head-on. Live, and the bill-paying need is real. You may rest assured that it ain't going toward the Maybach, nor the Gulf Stream 5, nor the Olympic-sized pancreas-shaped swimming pool. No, no. It's more prosaic things like power bills and telephony and Internet and health care, prescriptions, and, you know, prosaic, like I said, prosaic stuff. But thanks in advance to any of you who do jump in and help out. We've never faced a financial crisis like this before in almost 25 years of broadcasting.

So, well, fingers crossed. from Well, the juvenile delinquents are at it already How do you know what a good dose of smack would do to you? I mean, I'm told that, you know, you just spend your time staring at your shoelaces and counting the multiple interwoven threads there in. Ooh, well, I probably won't do that,

but it's not a terrible idea. Jeremy also trying to be helpful, says you should do a Thursday on the front porch this week and take off Friday. It's June 10th Friday, and you'd hate to miss an opportunity to celebrate a day off that they hate. That's true. But, well, being on air and talking about how much they hate that holiday feels like it would be more fun. Yeah. But still, yeah, that's... It's possible.

Oh my goodness, gracious. Ralphs, that's tremendous. For the pancreas-shaped Olympic swimming pool. Thank you, Ralph's. Oh, gracious sakes alive. We're down to 4295. And that's a very big deal. Ralph, I can't thank you enough.

That's so, so kind of you. Anybody want to jump in alongside Ralph's on that and maybe try to get us down? Well, maybe we could try to get finished with May and then just deal with June's deficit and maybe knock that out so that it's not so bad before we hit July. Wow, that, that's more wonderful than you know. that's the water bill and prescriptions tomorrow and it may be even health insurance who knows but i love for your pancreas-shaped swimming pool ralps you're a doll thank you so much you're such a dear and from sylvie something i heard cracked me up sylvie says in one of the many

commentaries i heard over the weekend about the minza monkey my very favorite was this one so the man who commands B-52s is actually a 52B, let the mobs wave. My God, oh my God, you know, we have a way of getting our little quips out. They have a way of just sort of creeping out into the universe and into the body politic. God, that goes back to the first maladministration. The first time I saw him in a polo shirt, sweaty after a golf match. Who sweats after just riding?

around in a golf cart. Never mind. Never mind. But I said the man in charge of our B-52s is a 52B. That's amazing. Sylvie, if you can recall who said that, I'd like to. Well, I'd love to know. That's goodness gracious.

And, oh, it helps a lot. Thank you, New Jersey, Nick. we are down now to 4270 that's profound thank you so much it helps a ton yes you are right that's a romolama ding dong for Ralphs

and the Olympic sized pancreas pancreas shaped swimming pool fund yes thanks for the reminder Lee thank you very much indeed And, well, you know, nitwit nero is in Europe, and that is of necessity going to provide no small amount of pathetic, I don't know, what, what, it's, I mean, we can say comedy, but it's hard to laugh about one's own country being flushed down the shitter.

Le Miserable Trump at the G7 At one point in time He was so frail So fragile That He had to lean on Who was it Oh

His fascist buddy Narendra Modi Yeah He had to He had to grab Narendra Modi's arm just to take one step up there at Avionle de la in France you know there's one nice thing about being all you know having a lot of upper respiratory sinus congestion

it makes pronouncing French just a delight Evian le Baire! The White House rapid response said Oh, his gathering of world leaders prior to the start of a cultural showcase and concert. And, you know, Modi looks older than dirt, too. But according to the Daily Beast, he was a little unsteady on his pins as he took the staircase down Air Force One when he arrived in France. It was, what, back in September when... nitwit Niro told his generals,

I walk very slowly, just try not to fall because it doesn't work out well. And then the following month he said, I have to be careful because one of those days I'm probably going to fall. The Indian press celebrated it saying, but the fascist from India, Modi gives a helping hand to U.S. President Trump. We're going to pieces before the very, eyes of the word. The pathetic your word you're looking for,

Roxanne, says Tom and Sunny Sanrifill, is patheticism. Patheticism. P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C-I-S-M. Patheticism. Yeah, they had the spelling bee recently, and I never even got, I never even found out what the winning word was. I usually catch that

yearly, but, No, I missed out on that. Thank you, Tom. Thank you very kindly. Yes, yes. Well, a ninja can dream, can't he? Yes, he can. And so the number goes down to 4230.

That's fantastic. Thank you. Look, dare to dream. and I saw mention I didn't I didn't bother with the story but apparently the even you know the high ranking political maggots

are catching on to the fact that he ain't going to make it meaning you know cancels colligula and by make it meaning at this point in time it's not a question if is he going to make it to the end of his term it's a question of is he going to make it to his next birthday

you know another year because he's falling to pieces before the eyes of the world i wonder how many other people will he'll have to reach it but this is really nothing new is it remember when he leaned on oh teresa may was it prime minister of great britain you know for a minute or so was she the one who didn't outlast the head of lettuce some of this all happened It all becomes a blur over time. Just a second. I'm sorry. Okay, there we are.

All better now. Oh, that was Liz Truss. Thank you, Steve, in New York. Liz Truss didn't outlast a head of lettuce. But it was Theresa May that he leaned on as he was delicately trying to negotiate a very slight grade on a... a ramp somewhere around the White House. Yeah. And of course, that leads to the question of succession.

They have to try to either keep him alive to the end of the term, or as we've talked about frequently, and I mention it a lot because I think I'm right. And if so, it sets up a power struggle. but there are political mucky mucks out there who think that it's absolutely ludicrous

that J.D. Vance can ever be president. It's almost as though they don't think that or they think that Niro's... He's not Joe Biden. You know, when Joe Biden makes a public appearance and he's battling cancer and has beaten one form, but he seems pretty hail and spry when he's out and about,

but not so much for Tangerine Tiberius over at my former filthy morning habit earlier today. They got into the question of the J.D. Egg's political future and fortunes, And moreover, his political skills and Mark McKinnon, a campaign advisor, and Jim Messina, got into a real yuck-it-up fest just thinking about candidate Jimmy Dick. Have to achieve before we bring our troops home. We never had any of that here, and that's one of the big. biggest problems. The president finally settled on no nukes for Iran, but we're getting out of this this deal right now, absolutely nothing other than I will talk about it in 60 days. So that doesn't work. So Jim Messina, I see these clips and the old politician in me thinks I sure would

like to run against that guy. Why wasn't I ever lucky enough to run against that guy? I want to show you one of those clips right now. The coolest thing about the progress we've made over the last few weeks is that you see people within the Iranian system. Senior leadership, even IRGC officials say, you know what, we may have some animosity, we may have some mistrust, but we recognize the way that we've done business with the United States for 47 years is a mistake. Let's try something else. We're going to verify that, of course, but we're certainly willing to try something else if they comply. I've seen the light. I've seen the light. Praise the Lord. I've seen the light. Yes.

The Revolutionary Guard, we are told by J.D. Vance, has seen the light after we killed their Supreme Leader, after we killed people that ran parliament, after we killed people that ran their defense industry, after we killed people that ran their intelligence, like after we obliterated about half of the country, after we killed over 100 girls in a girl's school on the first day. day of the war. They've seen the light. I'm sorry. Again, we don't know what's in the deal. I'm always a big believer. You never know what's going to happen. The Soviet Union falls overnight. Iran looks better 20 years after the invasion that they did at the time in the invasion. These things have to play out. But I do know this. The Revolutionary Guard hasn't seen like a vision in the

clouds and they haven't suddenly found Jesus. And now they think, hey, it's cool. Let's work the United States, the great Satan, instead of working against them. Oh, Joe, there's clips that you say to yourself, oh, my God, what was he thinking? Mark McKinnon is sitting over here giggling because he'd love to make an ad against that clip. It is remarkably bad politics thinking that someday the Iranian Guard is going to pull well in America. They're going to think, oh, yeah, he did a great job. He made him love America.

these same people who said that America is the great Satan that wanted to get rid of the entire Jewish state of Israel. Like, what are we doing? One of these things where you realize. That's like, that clip is like when I first saw John Kerry windsurfing. Right. That ad made itself in 10 seconds. This is why I'm just so far off the J.D. Van Strain. Like, this guy will not be the next president of the United States.

I agree with you 100%. I mean, that guy just has no natural skills. I mean, I think the coin of the realm in politics these days on either side is just pure authenticity. Is this person like Rick, and I believe him? He has none of that, not an ounce. He makes a nice head to his Democrat. He's like so wanting and desperate. Correct.

He makes Al Gore seem like a combination of Bill Clinton and Barack Obama. And speaking of politicians, writing books to run for office, Jody Vance, a new book out today. Walter, let's shift away from the politics and back the situation in Iran for a moment. It is hard to argue that the United States. accomplished any of its goals at the start of this war. Yes, Iran's bliss... Yeah, we can do without Walter Isaacson. What's he going to do?

Fluff Leon Scum some more? But did you notice that remark about, oh, Mark McKinnon would love to write that ad? And he said, yeah, it's like the first time I saw John Kerry windsurfing. So Mark McKinnon with his little... PCH, Cattleman's crease, a curled brim

hat on on TV. Jesus Christ, who wears a cowboy hat to fuck it, but never mind. But he's another loyal, bushy retread. But then again, it feels like what, it's that or

old serpent head. And, you know, but, I mean, they're right in their assessment about Jimmy dick. He has he has all

the personality of what? Unsalted gruel. Yeah. Stand by. Oh, that was fun. Whatever this is, it's yucky.

And, oh, a note coming from Randy Radar. The question arises who is, all caps. Currently running this You don't have to type in all caps to me, okay? The same people who have been running the country since January the 20th, 2017. A cabal of oil executives, tech billionaires, religious maniacs. You know, nitwit Nero is the vehicle for all.

of their fondest hopes and dreams. And the only way out of any of this is to clean them out, stem to stern, lock, stock, and stink and barrel. But if you want to go beyond the, you know, the usual suspects, the billionaire class, Peter Thiel, etc., the Heritage Foundation,

you know, there's always, lurking in the back there, the very real possibility that he, He really is Agent Krasnoff, and that a lot of the decisions are being made from Mother Russia. And, of course, we saw him, we saw him dragged around by the nose by Bibi Netanyahu. If there's any good to be said out of any of this, it's that he finally woke up and said, Huh. Bibi played me like a chump. And look, you know, the American public opinion does at least nominally drive some of the politics in this country. And that includes, well, things like Bibi, and I meant to call Bibi a thing, because monsters are things.

And as we delve deeper into what exactly is in the so-called Iran deal that I still suspect is no deal at all, well, Iran has outplayed this gang of knaves and fools at every turn. And so when Israel starts shooting at Lebanon or continues shooting at Lebanon, You know, Iran can respond by saying, oh, straits of Hormuz are closed again, and then we're at lather, rinse, and repeat. And the American people have no stomach and no tolerance for these sort of dipshit misadventures. I mean, since February the 28th, I have seen little. to know support

for this idiotic illegal war. Thinking back to Bush War II, he fucks a damn, we're going to take him out. Tried to kill my daddy. You know, at least then, and it's the origin of the name for Moran Monday,

back then we had the dude in the St. Louis Cardinals jersey at a counter protest to a war protest holding up the homemade sign he had that said get a brain morands the irony is still delicious the ignorance is still delightful i have there been any pro war against iran rallies have they even tried to gin any up are i mean one of the one of the one of the one of the one of the most profound problems that the maggots ran across was the fact that this was an open breach of a promise that was made, and they blessed their simple little hearts, they believed it when he said,

No more for every boy, and the little, the little simpletons who thought that they were just going to have a delightful another four years of being able to, openly behave like Klansmen and John Birchers and neo-Nazis and B. Klansman and John Birchers and neo-Nazis. Well, it didn't work out, now did it? Is he going to make it? Lee in New York says, maybe if Scotty can get the transporter in a repeating test mode cycle, obligatory Star Trek relics reference, sorry, J.D. Sofa, transporters do not exist. Yeah. But like I said, if any good comes of this at all,

and it looks like it is between the genocide in Gaza and the attempted ongoing genocide in Lebanon, American public opinion has finally begun to turn against Israel. And this isn't anything about anti-Semitism. This is anti-fascism. Because we know. This community knows. probably better than the average American

what absolute fascist trash is in Psycho Beebe's cabinet and it's up to the people of Israel they're the ones who put them there and they're the ones who can take them out if the Israeli people finally are able to put Psycho Bebebe in

the joint maybe one of those joints where they have the attack rape dogs. Oh, Jesus, the horror. Attitudes might change, but, you know, right now, it's hard not to argue that Israel is in a suicidal mentality because what they're doing does not lead to Israeli security. And frankly, we're long past the time when Americans who don't have,

universal health care, Americans who pay too much for everything, need to be sending any money at all to Israel. And the same goes, and that's the funny thing. People are outraged, and it is an outrageous thing to say. People are outraged at the idea that we're going to give $325 billion to Iran, but we've thrown far more than that down down the toilet to Israel bombs missiles what have you and you know there are partners in peace no matter

how many Americans they kill but yeah and so I have a feeling that the JD egg is going to be set up to take the fall of

on all of this. And that's why they put him on, and of course he's also flogging a book too. But that's why they're putting him out there to be the face of all of this foolishness. Among other things, none other than Miss Lindsay, Ladybugs, Graham,

that's just my little ladybugs, has already taken dead aim at Jimmy Dick Bowman, calling him the architect of the deal with Iran, and he said he's concerned and that J.D. Vance has to be part of any review John Thune, Republican Majority Leader in the Senate because if this rises to the level of a treaty

the Senate has to approve it and Thune said well somebody will need to explain the deal if the vice president but for sure our members are going to to have a lot of questions about it. Chuckles grassly in between figuring out what day of the

week it is, said that Vance is going to be the fall guy. It shares to me like for two months he's played a significant role. All of this

in an article by Joe Perticoan for the bulwark Steve Daines of Montana said I think you've got an MOU right now versus the treaty and Rick Skeletor Scott you'll remember Rick is the Ricky

still has a lot of explainin to do about that whole Medicare and Medicaid fraud thing down in Florida before he ever entered politics I don't have to see exactly what this is but you would think it would have to be ratified so they're you know they they've uh i have a feeling they've and we could ask uh dave in the blind this but uh i have a feeling they've they've sent some pricing inquiries uh down to the shop there at crazy d's crucifixion emporium just find out how much it would take to uh get uh j the the jd egg nailed right in and speaking of which uh Dave said, uh, my dad had a dear friend pass away the other day.

Her children, uh, her children don't want the house. It's about a block for my dad. He's going to try and acquire it so I can live there. I'm sad. This friend is gone because she was a dear friend of dads, but I'm going to make this my happy place for the rest of my life.

I wanted to celebrate with the rest of you. I love you all. Your buddy Dave in the blind. Well, uh, chime in a little bit if you can Dave we'd love to celebrate with you and that's happy news in the midst of and the thing is when when something like that happens and something good comes out of it it's almost like a validation of the spirit of the person who who departed yes I know the Senate has the Senate has to ratify any treaties that's

that goes back to, well, just think about what it did to Woodrow Wilson. One shitty senator, Henry Cabot Lodge, a Republican, of course, was so deeply offended that Woodrow Wilson didn't come to him on bended knee with hat in hand, begging him for the ratification of the League of Nations Treaty that he tanked it, and Woodrow Wilson crisscrossed the country on a train, trying to get the administration, American people behind an institution that hopefully would stop another conflagration like the war to end all wars. But no, Henry Cabot-Bodge wasn't having it, and Henry Cabot Lodge owns a little piece of World War II. So, yeah, I'm well familiar with what the Senate's role in treaties.

And a ratified tree achieves the status of basically, operating alongside the Constitution of the United States. It's serious business. But the knives do seem to be out for Jimmy Dick. And in fact,

and whose idea this was, I will never know, they booked him on the view today. Yeah. And I'm sure that Missy misogynists and freaks and goons inside the White House thought,

well, I mean, Jimmy Dick can handle those little ladies of the view, and instead, sweet Jesus, it wasn't even funny, he got savaged. It was brutal. Right, that's what my media team told me. Okay, good. Well, we'll find out. This is the whole interview, by the way. Mr. Vice President, thank you for being with us.

Now, you came into office with clear momentum. But when I talked to my friends and family who supported you and the president and still support you in the president, one issue comes up time and time again, and it's the economy. Inflations up, wages are down. Gas prices are starting to drop at news of this Iran deal, which we will get to. Sure. What can you say to voters who trusted you to lower costs on day one, and will they be satisfied by November? Well, I think that's ultimately up to the voters, right?

I think voters have every right to expect as much as possible out of their elected representatives. We certainly know that we were elected on a number of mandates. One was to close the border, which I think we've done successfully, exceeded expectations there. Number two was to lower prices, and there's a lot of work to do. In part, in large part because of what's happened over the last few months in the Middle East. But as you said, oil, which got up to $120 a barrel, now is at $80 a barrel. That's going to be reflected in lower fuel, lower food, lower energy prices. But there's a lot more work to do.

that I'm proudest about most because, as some of you may know, I grew up in one of these towns that was forgotten by the leaders in Washington at both parties is that you're seeing, that's Middletown, Ohio. That's my hometown in southwestern Ohio. It was a proud steel town. I was raised by grandfather, who was a union steel worker, is that those jobs disappeared. Those factories closed down. The thing that I'm most excited about is you do see a large amount of capital investment coming into our country. Factories being built, construction jobs are way up, manufacturing jobs are starting to catch up. So there's a lot more work to do.

I think that we're making progress, but ultimately, we're going to make our pitch to the voters in November, and they're the ones who get to decide whether we've done a good job or not, and that's how they're going to vote. Okay. So President Trump has called affordability a hoax. He said that. Not me. He's pouring money into this ballroom of his and the reflecting pool. Oh, don't forget the arched Trump pay, I call it.

And a White House cage match. All these things. why is he doing them when you you just everybody knows that Americans are struggling what is he spending all this money for well I got to defend the president on the hoax point what the president said is the idea that Republicans cause the affordability problem is a hoax and I think that's true if you go back to the Biden administration yeah but that's not what he said Jimmy Dick okay right now is at 3.5% by the way too high we're doing everything that we can to bring it back down to 2.5% which is where most people would like to see it. But we inherited an affordability problem. We're doing a lot to make it better. It's going to take a little bit of time. There's a lot more work to do. But the president knows that a lot of

Americans are struggling. In fact, he... See, so many maggots have been savaged by saying, well, this is Biden's fault. He was probably told, say, don't, don't say it's Biden's fault. So now it's, we inherited an affordability problem. Ran on that. He talked about, he talked about, it and we've done some things and made some good progress on that point. He just said he loves the inflation. What he said, Anna, what he said is that he loves the fact that the inflation is going to come down when this war is over. That's what he said. No, it's fucking not.

I love the inflation. You know why? That's what he said. That wasn't a duress. Are you his interpreter or are you his vice president? I just insults him. I just insulted the shit out of you and you're laughing. They were asking about the affordability problem, which again is very real. And what he said is, I love the inflation because it's going to come down when the war is over.

And now, again, we already see gas prices today, $4.6 a gallon, too high, but way down from where they were just a couple of weeks ago. So there's a lot, again, there's a lot we got to do. But I think that we're doing as much as we can. We're going to keep on working at it. And again, the American people are going to make their verdict. but I think that we have a very credible case to run on that we brought a lot of new investment or building the fact. But the oil market is a global market.

And we had the story just last week of the oil industry analyst who said, yep, prices are going to come down. But that's because the market has received an infusion of otherwise illegal, sanctioned, oil. Hmm. Makes it sound like it's not permanent, doesn't it? Factories, that is going to pay serious dividends for the American people over the long haul. When? Well, Joy, if you look at manufacturing jobs, those jobs are increasing at a large number.

Construction jobs are doing a little bit better. So what happens is the construction jobs to build the factories, and then the manufacturing workers go back to work. That also leads to rising wages. That's one of the things that I'm very proud of is if you look at the amount that wages going up now compared to say 2022, they're going up way faster. That's a good thing. The affordability problem, again, gas

way too high right now. Certain things way too high. You know, rents have been either flat or down for 12 months now. So there are things that are showing signs of life, things that are showing signs of progress. My view, I'm sure you guys don't agree with it, is that we inherited a mess and we're fixing it.

But sometimes it takes a long time to fix a mess. Sonny. Okay. Mr. Vice President, according to a new report from the New York Times, you were the leading voice behind the scenes to release the Epstein files, and we applaud you for that. And you warned top officials, including top DOJ officials, at strategy meetings taking place inside the situation room. We understand that there are tapes of those meetings, that this was a huge problem for the base. The report says you even floated having Tucker Carlson interview Galane Maxwell to clear the president's name, but you were rebuffed

by your people. Why? Well, I'd say first of all, don't believe everything that you read in any newspaper, whether it's a right-leaning paper or a left-leaning paper, because as you guys know, well, there are things that are true, things that are false, and things that are totally missing context.

Well, here's what I'll say. So, number one, I am, frankly, kind of a conspiracy theory on the episode. Did you catch that, though? And he tried to blow past it. You know, don't believe everything you're, Yeah, but is any of it true? Is any of it true?

Well, here's what I'll say. And he's often lying again. Epstein stuff, and that story says that that's one of the things that's true, is that some people called me a conspiracy theory on the Epstein stuff. The chief of stats, Susie wild called you a conspiracy theory. And I love Susie, but absolutely she thinks I'm a conspiracy theorist on the Epstein stuff because I think that it's crazy that you had this guy who is clearly a sex predator who is hanging out with a lot of very wealthy and powerful people.

like that really bothered me. I don't know what's there, of course. Nobody knows exactly what happened unless you were there, but that really bothered me. And I wanted to have full transparency. What I disagree with is the idea that the White House wasn't committed to full transparency. We have to remember, like I was inside the room when some of these decisions were made. You lying sack of shit, there's still three and a half million documents that Todd Blanchie says we'll never see the light of day. And that's not a left-wing, paper or a right-wing paper reporting that. That's out of Todd Blanchie's own crooked mouth. The Epstein Files Transparency Act, the one that the president signed, the one that led to all these files that were seeing the emails, by the way, again, sorry, I do have to defend my boss. I know you guys don't always appreciate this, but, you know, one of the things you see in the Epstein emails is that Jeffrey Epstein hated Donald Trump, and that Donald Trump literally

reported Jeffrey Epstein to the police. That's one of the things that came out of these files. friends for about a decade. And remember, he signed that Transparency Act under duress when some Republican women, Congresswomen like Lauren Boehbert, like Marjorie Taylor Green, did not give in to his pressure of not signing. He brought Lauren Bolberg into the situation room to pressure her into caving on not voting for that bill. So let me respond to that. So that's all true. Let me respond to that. So no. That's all true. Let me respond to that with a lie. mother now i understand why my granny drunk like she did one is yes

Donald trump he said this he knew geoffrey upstein back in the 1980s he also threw geoffrey epstein out of his club when he found out it was a creep and reported him to the police no no he didn't nope because the epstein files themselves make abundantly clear that they continued to have contact god damn it geoffrey epstein was at thanksgiving dinner at maga loco on Thanksgiving 2017 after he had been inaugurated in the previous January. That's something that the media often misses when it reports the story.

They tell the fact that they knew each other in the 80s, which the president himself admits, they ignore the fact that he narked on him to the police and led ultimately to Jeffrey Epstein's death. Narked on him? Narked on him? What are you? A high school sophomore out behind the field house? Honking on a doobie? Downfall.

To that point, Anna, you know the Republican Party. Well, it's one of the things... I mean, Jesus Christ, he said he narked on him. That leads to bumper stickers. Oh, God, no, not bumper stickers. Donald Trump is a nark. Which, of course, is another thing. that's out there, the possibility

that he's been a Russian asset since so what did I read the other day? 1987. Things that led to law enforcement investigation, but on the point that he made. It was allegedly over a real estate deal that they got into a fight over.

But the email says, the email says actually he... They didn't just know each other. Let's just be truthful and transparent. They didn't just know each other. They were incredibly close friends. He reported him to the police. That's what I'm saying. That is objectively. That is objectively true. But animate another point that I think I would be if I may.

This is animated a very important point. This question about did Donald Trump release these files only under duress from Republicans? And Annie, you know the Republican Party probably better than I do. The idea that Donald Trump runs around Jesus Christ, he's

in a yard full of rakes and it's just whack. Take a step. Whack! Where are all these goddamn rakes coming from? Wack! Afraid of Republican congressmen, as opposed to the other way around, is kind of crazy. What was a bipartisan, though?

It was Republicans and Democrats. But because the Republicans control the House and the Senate, particularly the Senate, you need the Republican sign off. What the president did is, look, I will say this. Again, I was in there in the meetings. He was very frustrated that the Democrats were making this about him when he's like, look, I threw the guy out of my club. I am the guy who reported him to the police, or one of the people who reported to the police. That's just not true. The president was frustrated about that.

Absolutely. But he eventually came to say, you know what, let's just get everything out there. Let's have this out in the public. And he actually called the senators. I was there. He called the senators and said, you know what, pass this bill. I'll sign it. And that was in.

Let me follow up briefly. Let me follow up briefly. Yes. It sounds like you believed that there would be men in the files who would be held accountable. Rightfully so. And the American people are with you on this. why haven't we seen the release of over 2.5 million additional Epstein file documents? It seems like you are someone that is on the right side of history on this.

So we have released, I think it's 6 million files or 6 million pages of documents. My understanding is the 2.5 million, Sonny. I'm going to check on this to make sure, but my understanding is that a lot of those... Here it comes. They're duplicitous. Are duplicates of things that have already been released? We're not holding anything back. Some of those things are like the courts have to order you to release them. No, bullshit.

No, the FBI already has them, and the courts can't order the release. The Congress ordered the release. God damn it. I just went to a little piss-a-state state college law school. This dude was groomed by the tiger mom at Yale, and this is what, Well, we all know what came of the Tiger Mom and everything, but... Jesus! I'll have to get back on you.

Rump! That was one thing that we confronted. You talk about these situation in meetings, is... You know, there's a big bunch of files that existed, I think, in the Southern District of New York, or maybe it was some other jurisdiction. But we were like, we want to release these files. No dipshit. These are the files that are in the possession.

of the Department of Justice. I mean, you know, the clip we had from my former filthy morning habit happened before he was on the air with the view. And what Jim Messina and Mark McKinnon said, he's just hilariously bad at this. And then he went on the view and proved, the thesis. But you need the court approval in order to release

the file. Sometimes you would apply to release the files and the courts would say no. So those particular documents Those are grand jury transcripts and that's already been dealt with. Again, those are not the remaining documents that Todd Blanchie has said we'll never see

the light of day. Exactly what you're talking about. Three and a half million documents were released and my understanding is 2.5 million have not been released. Those may have been the ones that are under courts. I don't know what the documents you're talking about, but I'm telling you. Let me go to break. Let me go to break. Because people are looking at me. And let's talk about the book. I'm here to sell books. Communion.

Oh yeah, and that book. Oh my God, that book. He actually wrote a book in which he takes the Pope to task for the Pope's idea of what what Roman Catholicism is. Jesus. Oh, I thought I had the story. I'm looking. I just, I'll have to,

I'll have to look for it. But yeah, he, let me try, let me, let me just look. I'm not going to be happy until I, maybe this will work, I hope. Ask me about the book, please. This is hard. Uh, yeah.

He, uh, he, uh, takes aim at, Vatican diplomats with whom he met, including Cardinal Pietro Pauroalin, April of last year. He said it was unsettling, and he then goes on to talk about meeting Pope Francis and, you know, killing him. and this is definitely a book to try to garner some sort of support or sympathy this is no hillbilly elegy there's not nearly as much meth or crack or opioids in it or grannies with 41 guns hidden around the house

and he says he's sorry he made fun of the childless cat ladies Yeah, and one quote, here. Here I was, the most senior Catholic in the United States government, and the Vatican seemed unwilling to move its moral guidance past the point of trite platitudes. I was struck that one of the few institutions with the moral authority and global perspective to address the migration question seemed so afraid of saying something controversial that it chose effectively to say nothing at all. Well, Pope Leo's not afraid.

And he has called Vance's sorry ass right out. Jesus. And, of course, being a man who does not have a uterus and never will have one and won't ever have to worry about the risks of childbirth, he goes to great lengths to expound upon his feelings about what women do with their own bodies. Oh, here's a dandy. When having babies is a drag on economic activity, the economic gods favor terminating pregnancies. And, of course, it's not just the act of having children that we ought to be concerned about.

It's spending time with them as well. Yeah, how much time are you spending with your little brown kids, Jimmy Dick? So, yeah, he said, we want to make women's lives better so that they'll be happy being stuck in. at home mommies. God. There it is, says Jeremy. The proof that J.D. Vance doesn't listen

regularly to the program. He never learned it's not all about the fucking cats. Oh. It's not about the cat, JD. Lee in New York says, they're not duplicative documents, the Epstein files. They are duplicitous documents.

I understand the difference. Well, they're like duplicates, you know? I mean, they're like copies of copies. Some of you can't. even read. I don't know. I've never seen him. And yeah, Randy Radar making the point that if the VP becomes president, he gets to pick his own VP, can you say

unelected? He would have to be confirmed by the Senate. I don't know why you're being snarky, Randy. Sure knew you could. What? That's getting Descartes ahead of de Horst. He has

to become president first. And I'm still looking toward any time after January the 20th, 2027. Pillible Rick. Roxanne, stop telling us it's not about the cats. Meow. Miao right back. Yeah, yeah.

And by the way, we are into the second hour of the program. Maybe we should interrupt that for a minute to check it, because I hate to keep people on the stress line indefinitely. There's a lot more of the stupidity. I mean, and I think it's worth our time simply to watch this confused man. Remember, as a teenager, he says in Hillbilly eulogy, he wasn't, he was dealing with some issues of gender until some gospel sharp told him that Jesus would be mad at him

if he turned out to be trans. never mind the fact that Jesus wore a dress every day of their life Father, Son, Holy Spirit, you can't get much more they, them than that now, can you? But anyway, let's do, let's run over to the stress line, see who's there. Hey, welcome to the program. Has J.D. never heard of the transfiguration, Roxanne? Well, he's supposed to be all Catholic-like. and uh is is that is that is that is that a big deal in uh in catholicness

well not well it's a big deal in the bible so they play it up every time it comes up but yeah yeah because between you and me rochann i i think there might have been something going on back in there because it said jesus revealed himself there but the sight of it Wait a minute. Is interesting. Sorry. You had to get a rumble on a dig-dunk for that. The site of it, where it's supposed to have happened, is interesting because it's where the three Abrahamic religions come together.

Moses is tied to the site. Jesus is tied to the site, and the prophet Muhammad is tied to the site. so JD you know stick with what you know stick around your side piece of furniture

and by the way my my best to to to so full around beautiful little Italian

lounger but um not my personal piece there JD did you say I mean

did you say did you say so Lauren? Yes, now I did. Didn't you know that was her name?

No, I did not know that was her name. Now it makes it much more personal. Cha, Ciao, Bella. Right, and now,

every time you see her, so, Sophia Loren and film will be going, oh, God damn, would you stop?

I'm sorry, I've ruined cinema for you forever now. but now you know why J.D.'s got this problem with Pope Leo.

Well, yeah, because Pope Leo called him out. Well, not only did Pope Leo call him out, but not to put too fine a point on it, but he's from Chicago. So obviously, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

The only thing I have against His Holiness is the fact that he's an American League fan. He's a White Sox fan, when he should be rooting for the National League. I don't mind if he comes down. You and I have that in common. We're both national leaguers. Well, I grew up a red fan. Okay, come on.

I know. You can't root for the National League. My dad explained to me early on, listen, even if our team doesn't make it to the World Series, we still root to the National League because we're the older league and we're the better league and we're not even going to get we're not we're not even going to get into the designated hitter we play real baseball in the National League but I digress yeah unfortunately

my dad's friend died a few days ago and I went and I saw the house it's a beautiful house built like in the 30s. It's got a door over the... It's one of those old houses that has a door over the basement steps so you can reach the back shelves that are going down the steps.

And it needs a lot of work. It needs a lot of tender loving care. But what I loved was the fact that this woman had her Christmas tree up still. She had this beautiful white and red artificial tree up and wet. Oh, it's beautiful.

But boy, she had that house packed full of stuff. And I don't think her kids want to deal with it. They even told Dad they wanted him to acquire it. Well, God, that would solve a lot of problems, Dave.

And it's sad that you know, that came up because of her death. I mean, I met her once, and she seemed like a very nice lady. But, and I told Dad, I said, well, don't bother them until after the funeral, which is in July. I should give them time to think about this, you know. I've got another option in Muncie if that doesn't work. But this one, it's got two bedrooms and two, been two rooms that could become

bedroom. It's kind of small, but it was built like in the 20s or 30s, dad thinks. Because it's got that kind of built to it, you know. And it's overall it's a solid house, but

dad's been working on that house for years. So he knows the ins and outs of that thing. He said, the first thing we'll probably need to work on is the backyard and then the roof. But if he's suspecting that he'll be able to close in August. And if that's the case, then I've already been to the neighborhood. I know the area in general. Like I said, it's only a block from my dad.

And honestly, Rochhan, at my age, this is probably where I'm going to, to die. I mean, I don't sugar code about my age. I'm not eternally 29. Thank God. I don't think I can handle that. At 29, I was in love with a crazy woman. Still am. And for three years, my mother

claims she didn't know Christine was black because all she did was talk to her on the phone. Till about three and a half years in, she asked me, he's Christine Glock? I said, yes. But, yeah. And about that gladiatorial fight on the lawn at the White House, Teddy Roosevelt at least had some class

and had professional boxers come in that he would sparrow with. I mean, it wasn't, that's just because he was one of, of those rough and tumble guys and, you know, was encouraged from a very young age to build up his body because his lungs were hit.

And I have more, I have more respect for Teddy Roosevelt than I ever will Donald Trump. Both Republicans, but Teddy advocated for setting aside natural lands

under the government's protection. And that was important, but no, we got a drill, baby drill, and hunt, baby hunt, and ruin everything, and then say, well, it's not my fault. Another note, my brother and I were together yesterday, and he said, well, I'm tired of all the racism and politics. And I looked over at him, and I said, well, what do you expect? The president is the son of the clansman. How'd that go over? How'd that go over?

I call Johnny a clerk. Roxanne. Now, my brother is a rather robust individual, not nearly as robust as I am. But he never brought the subject up again the whole day. I don't know.

I thought I was being delicate. I thought I was being diplomatic. I didn't cast discursions on his choice as candidate. I've done that before he knows where I stand

but the fact that I'm like yeah I mean what do you expect his his daddy was a Klansman and he

worships the ground he worships the ground his dad walked on even though from what I understand he used to have called downing every name in the book but a child of God. You probably swat me around

going, that kid couldn't have come from my morning. Well, if the family lore is to be taken at face value, Fred was putting all of his hopes on Fred Jr. But Fred Jr. had no interest in being a slum lord.

He wanted to be a pilot. And he became a pilot. And I understand a damn find one. Yeah. And I think you should be proud of that. But, you know, if we are to believe the stories of Tangerine Kiberius slapping his own

boys around, you know, you don't just do that as a father. You know, Father's Day is coming up. Not usually, no. It's learned behavior. And that story, that story about slapping Don Jr. around and

put on a suit and tie and look like somebody. And all the guy was wearing was a... Well, we lost Dave there. All he was wearing was a baseball jersey. Yeah. Well, darn, I hate that. Well, that's good. I hope things work out for Dave.

I've been worried about him, and I know the community has been, too. Sad that it happened the way it did, but... I hope Dave just has a permanent place to land, because I'm worried about him there in the No-Tel motel. very worried about him. I'm kind of waiting here for a second to see if he calls back. Well, if he does, or if anybody calls back. Stress line, 844-843-4676.

Because I didn't get around asking him if there had been any inquiries by any Republican members of the Senate. If Gladys down at the shop had fielded in any inquiries about a crucifixion for some time around spring 2028, you know, during the primary season. That having been said, and of course, I'm sure the ladies of the view didn't know about this at the time, but have you seen the business about NITWITNero's new reflecting pool? apparently Democrats control big algae

and the reflecting pool they put out doctored images of and it's Hussein Obama Trump and of course the Obama era

reflecting pool is murky and icky and it's clear, beautiful blue water under Trump the only difference is

whoever the chuds were who manipulated the photograph didn't bother to at least use two different views of the Washington Monument because the clouds passing behind the Washington Monument are identical.

But as of today this morning workers in D.C. were pumping gallons upon gallons upon gallons of hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool

to try to make the algae bloom go away after, I'm sure, the Democrats made my reflecting pool turn green because they don't want America to be great. Over on what used to be Twitter, an account simply called Anonymous

said, they're literally dumping hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning. Nobody was surprised by the algae bloom because one guy known as swimming pool Steve said darker paint absorbs more sunlight, raises the water temperature and makes algae blooms inevitable. His real name is Steve Goodale. He's a Canadian.

He said, if we change nothing else except the color and we go from a lighter color to a darker color, absolutely you're going to have more prolific algae growth. It's a foregone conclusion. and Jesus Dr. Michael O'Brien, a pediatrician in South Carolina, ran the numbers and said,

y'all not to be a huge nerd, but for the reflecting pool, you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae. Is this what happens when you have zero scientists in your

administration? I don't know. But there is apparently a watch out for whalehead, dead bear, brainworm, raccoon penis lampery, taking his grandkids to go wading in it. By the way, that set the Republic back about $10 million. God, they're such clowns. Okay, let's go back to the stress line. Maybe we got Dave back now.

Is that you, Dave? Yes, ma'am, it is. And by the way, I checked with Gladys. Yes, there have been several crosses ordered. We have a special Trump administration assembly line going now. Everything is garish, gold and red, white, and blue with sparkle, you know, with glitter and everything. Well, do they have the, do they have the, do they have the, do they have the, do they have the, do they have the, do they have the, do they have the, I. R. Nail them being a, being a brand new, brand spanking new shiny Catholic, uh, he'll want, he'll want the, uh, the extra gory version. I are nailed in. I are nailed in, sir and up for him.

Yeah, I'm nailed right in. We're, we're handmaking that. We're handmaking it. with real blood this time. Are the cephalopods on the job? I mean, I can imagine that carving could go quickly. Bruno and the crew have been busy. They originally tried it with donated octopied blood,

but that didn't really work out being their blood is blue. and so they had to go back to the drawing board but what it is Roxanne is they take JD and they attach him very professionally and as they stand him up

the sign above his head is supposed to explode and blood is supposed to drip all over him making the gory effect now personally it's not my taste but that's what they ordered so but Bruno tried

with occupied blood and that didn't work they tried to get some of the other aquatic Americans to donate some of their bodily fluid that meant resistance so we might have to I don't know if this can actually be done.

But some of those crooked-beaked individuals may be planning a heist at a blood bank. I don't know, but that's the rumor around the shop. At least it doesn't have to have, like, 30 gallons of it, like we'd have to have for Donnie. Because, after all, if you're going to cover that amount of blubber, it's something to behold. No, Roxanne, the problem is one of the orders,

Bruno and the guys and our professional attachment specialists are having a little trouble with some of the new, fasteners that have come in that they're objecting on moral grounds they will not use fasteners made from raccoon parts shall we say

no unique raccoons need to be made for this so we're thinking of of maybe bronze casting, if they really want that look. But that's where we're going with this, Roxanne.

And you think I just sit around all day thinking about politics and making jokes about Donnie. No, that's my job. That's my job. I have a fucking business for run. I got a business show. There are millions of real fake dollars here, Roxanne. Billions and billions.

Yes. Maybe I could, through my contacts, get a hold of Carl Sagan and have him do the whole billion things. I think that'd be great than that. But, no, we've been kicking around another idea here at the job, Oxon. reaching out to the surviving members of Monty Python and having John Cleese reprises role as the Roman centurion from the life of Brian. What's this? Romani's Aunt Domus, people call Romans, they go the house. No, no, no, when he's talking about crucifixion,

and they're searching the old man's house. yeah i was i was just thinking about the uh the latin lesson oh the latin conjugation boggles my and roxon but he's dumb enough to make him do it a hundred times in big bowl ways so you can't crucify him for that you got to find something else but uh now donnie reminds me of punches pilot in that movie talks like him. What is all this drama about Jeffrey Epstein with Trump? Is he bad-mouthing his pimp again? Well, no, but the J.D. Egg is. He's desperately trying to flack and cover for Daddy. No, he's trying to separate himself from Daddy, is what it is.

I think there's some truth to that, too, because, well, he's just trying to make the unreleased documents go away because he does have presidential dreams and frankly his best route to the White House is that moment when

when Niro finally snores out and doesn't snore in again and the one thing he does not want Dave is to be sworn in as president and then immediately start having to answer questions

about the Epstein files? Well, there's another part of this, Roxanne. He wants that ceasing or snoring to happen on January 21st, 2027, so that he's got a shot at 10 years. That's what he's positioning himself for. Exactly. That's what I've been saying for eons now. So if he's stoken the stroke, he's got out his game.

JD, get off the couch. I know, I know. It's an emotional support furniture. But please, trust me on this. You need to get off the couch. Move around. Talk to your wife and kids. Now that might actually be newsworthy.

You know, the saddest member of this whole little portion is probably Ushah. Because, well, she married that son of a bitch. She's just the step in stone for him. I mean, these people use people or groups to get what they want. And then when they get it, well, fuck you. I don't need you anymore. And the maggots are learning that fast. They should have learned it earlier, but now he doesn't give a damn about them.

What he's worried about is they'll vote against him, vote a bunch of Democrats into the Senate. He'll get impeached and remove, which will then put JD in a general R. Ford situation. Can you imagine being the bastard that would have to pardon Donnie for all the Epstein shit? Holy shit. Well, I mean, that's one possible scenario. I think JD is probably rooting for the... scenario that is just where there's no 20,

well, where there's no questions whatsoever that he doesn't resign, he just fucking dies. And, you know, I don't know how much time you spend with social media these days. I find myself spending less and less, but

there is, and of course everything's always subject to ones, to the algorithms, but there's an undercurrent throughout this country, and it's not just Democrats or progressives or liberals, there

are Republicans out there going I wish he'd just fucking die already. Look at my brother. You know, like I said earlier, he said, he was tired of all the racism and politics. And when I pointed out

that Donnie is a racist without actually calling a racist he shut the hell out I mean I saw a paywalled article

and it was titled Republicans now believe Trump is going to croak and are vying to replace him well but there's a you know we can be thankful to the universe there's only one downy

and this this shit about serving more than two terms or any of that bullshit they've been flurring around for the last 10 years is just that. It's hyperbolic bullshit. I mean, you might get two members of the Supreme Court to go, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and we both know who they are.

One would be Uncle Clarence and the national would be, probably be a old a handmaid because her husband would tell her

that's the way she asked about. I don't even think Corsitch or anything now.

Christine's trying to call me Roxanne. I'll talk to you later. You take

care, Dave, and give our best to Christine. Bye. Bye now. The litany of

embarrassments and humiliations just goes on and on and on. yesterday in the brief time I was on air I talked about

that vile and vulgar comment made by one of the half mostly naked men from the naked men brawling spectacle at the White House where Nate Wit Niro had a front row seat I don't know if he later said anything about those are some really handsome guys

I mean when you're talking about UFC fighters Ah, no. But along the way, the announcer, the announcer for the fight, couldn't even flubbed the name of the first lady. Ahem.

An amazing woman getting to be President Trump and the first lady Ivanka. The first lady Ivanka? I guess somebody's, birthday wish came true. Oh, thank God for Jimmy Kimmel. And by the way, kudos to Stephen Colbert.

This was a great moment. The last prank that he played on the way out the door with in conjunction with, I think, David Letterman, the watermelon's off the roof thing. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I thought it was like the cleanup for the watermelons. It wasn't. In the late show finale, according to reporting from The Daily Beast, the late show house band, Louis Cato, and the Great Big Joy Machine, played the Vince Guraldi Trio's well-known Linus and Lucy music in a segment where the host discussed Lee Mendelso's,

film production stringent enforcement of its copyright on the song. And so, at the time, Colbert said, Oh, no, I hope this doesn't cost CBS any money. And, well, now it appears the whole thing was, in fact, a prank. CVS will have to pay. And according to the licensing agreement, the money that CBS will pay, will go to World Central Kitchen.

Jose Andres' Nobel Peace Prize should be awarded effort to feed people in some of the most horrendous, stricken places on the planet. Good. Good. I hope it didn't hurt too little. Yeah, right. and nobody is happy with Jimmy Dick Bowman right now. Let's go back just for a minute, if you don't mind, to a little bit more of the discussion with the ladies of the view. Remember when last we checked, he was saying, hey, won't you please ask me about my stupid book about being a Catholic? Eventually we will, but this is a good opportunity for us to get some clarity on stuff.

We'll be back with more with Vice President David. evolution with faith from evangelical to atheist to Catholic. Sure. Convert. And you also explain your evolution similarly on Trump, from calling him America's Hitler to America's best hope. And by the way, they left the questioning to the maggot, by the way. Now, as someone who has admitted to chasing ambition,

which you write about in the book, in the past, but now it says your faith brought you back to your priorities, I have to kind of use your own words that sit with me from 2016. Sure. Fellow Christians, everyone is watching when we apologize for this man. Lord help us. And I think about that all the time because as a fellow Christian, that is something that weighs on my heart as I watch this country

and the leadership at the top, because it's also something I have to explain to my kids, which I know we also share this idea that our greatest privilege and responsibility are these young people we're raising. Of course. So help me find the words to it. explain my children what they're witnessing right now? Well, you know, first of all, it's, it's been well covered that I was a critic of Donald Trump back in 2015 and 2016. Now, obviously,

I'm sitting here as the Vice President of the United States in the Trump administration. Well, Joy, a little humility, actually. I think that when you make predictions, and those predictions turn out to be false, you've got to ask yourself, well, what made me wrong about that? What did I not understand or not appreciate? For example, I said that Donald Trump's economic policies would not lead to wage growth. They did in the first term. That was actually a major, major thing. I said that we couldn't bring back any of those factory jobs because I kind of had given

into this idea that those jobs were disappearing. But actually, Donald Trump, you saw a manufacturing boom during that administration. So there's a certain point, let me just let me just let me just let's question. So there's a certain point where you say, you know, I made predictions about this. He was actually woodshed the fuck out of. on this question and you'll notice he bulldozed over joy that being wrong

and in politics and anything i think it's important to say you know what i got some things wrong and i was wrong about him he was a very successful presence one of the reasons why i've been so supportive of you go on in the book to explain that good policy was maybe one of your justifications but the quote and when you tweeted that or or extant was not about policy it was what christians were willing to excuse and that's the part i can't get passed? What are you willing to excuse in the name of power?

Well, I would say fundamentally that one of the things I underappreciated about Donald Trump is that so many of the things that people said about him weren't actually true. Again, you talk about humility. Okay, so I see Donald Trump, I see a clip of him, or I see even not even a clip of him, but reporting about something that he said, and I take it at face value. For example, let's just go back to one of the most controversial things Donald Trump said during the first term that I was wrong during the first campaign. is that I was led to believe by the stories.

I read stories that said Donald Trump said that all Mexicans were rapists. He never said that. What he said, what he said is that the certain South American countries, Central American countries, were releasing criminals into our country, including Mexico. By the way, that was objectively true. Yeah, and he also says that they're releasing crazy people into the country because he doesn't understand the meaning of the word asylum. So it's not so much Christians.

Fidel Castro did that in 1980 with a Mariel boatlift. There have been many, many journalists, including CNN, where you used to work and be my colleague, that have tried to find evidence of that. There is no evidence that Maduro was releasing people from insane asylums or jails like Fidel Castro did do. This was made up, and we just can't, you know, accept it without pushing back. And we know that there were people who were released from prisons who were encouraged to come into the United States. It wasn't like it wasn't a Marielle, Mr. Vice President. And it wasn't where it was like a purpose.

purposeful really open up the jails open up the insane asylums and let people flood florida i think if you go it may not be like mariel but if you go back to the caravans that were happening in 22 22 you know once a republican always a republican i appreciate what i what anna is doing there but damn it it's just like what i said he thinks asylum means crazy people because he's not an intelligent man. Say it. Say it. Say it. 23, we know that those things were funded. They were in some ways supported by the government. So I don't know how you define support or not support, but if people are encouraged to come into our country,

after having spent time in prison by their own governments, I think that's a problem. Vice President, can I just add one more thing because you do speak about immigration at length in this book. Sure. And I believe, as a Christian, I can tell my kids why it's important to have board. it's important to have borders. I get that. There are laws, there are resources. I get all that things. It's much harder to explain when I see someone dragged out of a house or wrongly taken to a thing that isn't a violent criminal. That is, that is, it's a little more nuanced as a parent to try to say when someone's referred to as vermin or scum, when I teach them in school about

people that have done that before, but this is different. It's very hard as a parent and a Christian to say both things. And you have? Yeah, so they said, yeah, okay, again, That's a Republican. By the way, Mike, I notes my wages didn't grow. In terms of inflation, I've taken a pay cut every damn year of this accursed administration. Ain't that the damn truth? But TV is TV and shit slides by. But the vermin and the scum, you can't get around it.

Those terms were used. And by the way, I don't know. The interview goes on at some context. considerable length, about 10 more minutes of it. But is anybody going to point out the fact that this motherfucker, alongside hairless Heydrick, mayonnaise mouth Stephen Miller, were arguing to the President of the United States in favor of A, a suspension of habeas corpus in this country, and B,

an invocation of the Insurrection Act? There is no provision in the Constitution of the United States for martial law. But that's about as close as it gets. And that little... And by the way, his makeup is on fleek. His eyeliner looks fucking great in this interview. But are we not going to talk about that? And from Stephen New York, a little humility?

Steve says, no, no, the term you're looking for is humiliation. Yeah. Oh, and from Sylvie, best news ever. Two wonderful pieces of news. I have a job lined up. I start July 1st, again, as a home caregiver. Yay! And two, the manager of our complex looked rather feminine,

but had a male name. When I commented on it, he lowered his voice and said, I'm trans. I could see that he, correct pronoun, was worried about my potential response. I think he was quite surprised when the first thing I said was, oh, how cool. Of course, I told him I'm an ally. I'm ever so happy.

I'm glad, and I hope, well, look, that's New Mexico. It's a blue safe state, so kudos to that trans guy. And I hope he can live a full and happy life. I actually say in the book, you talk about this, you talk about this struggle, this internal struggle in the book, and you talk about moral trade-offs that result in favoring a strict migration policy without dehumanizing anyone. But listen, over 50 people have died in ICE custody. There are thousands of children, 6,200 that are being held in places like Dilley Detention Center.

The people that have visited those detention centers, I don't know if you have. Talk about the subhuman, infarhuman conditions, the lack of clean water, the lack of medical attention, the lack of education. I would urge you as a Christian and as a father to visit those detention centers where the children are being held and make sure that the conditions. Yeah, and don't tell them you're coming. No, no, no, that would never do. He couldn't sneak up on Mark Wayne and his thugs there in New Jersey. No. So you guys have thrown a lot at me, and I see we've got 30 seconds left here.

But let me say, number one. You can go long. I'd like to pick up on this theme because I think it's really important. We do have to strike a balance, of course, between enforcing our laws. We don't want to dehumanize people. That is the balance that, look, law enforcement, what I'd say about this. Law enforcement is always inherently not a very pretty process, especially when you're dealing sometimes with violent people,

with people who are resisting arrest. Especially when what you're calling law enforcement or a bunch of goddamn gutter dwellers and nairdo wells and members of white supremacist maggot organizations like the proud boys. Just like, well, see, I mean, this is a 24-minute and 40-second interview, but they don't have time for things like the fact that dozens of the people that Nero pardoned have gone on to re-offend, and a whole bunch of them have turned out to be pedophiles.

Yeah, don't ask him about that one. He can't filibuster his way and double talk his way around that. Some of the people that I've been told by the media were completely peaceful, had never violated any laws. You actually look into the record and you find out that those people were actually being violent, or they did have a criminal record. They had a sex, a sex trafficking. A sex trafficking.

People don't have criminal records. So the majority of people that ICE is rounding up and taking out of their homes from their families, They're separating families. They're using children as bait. The majority are not criminal. Can I respond to that? Let me just say this. Okay.

So you talk about the children. Here's what I'd say. Do we know that during the last administration, we had tens of thousands of children who were sex trafficked by the cartels, who were brought under our country in profoundly dangerous and predatory conditions. Let's talk about this administration.

But here's the point. Unless you enforce the border, you invite that kind of confidence. You think that our immigration policies are inhumane based on the reporting of one person with a political bias. What I'm telling you is that it's inhumane to allow cartels to sex traffic people across our border. And by the way, please hold on. I appreciate that. I want to get you back in it.

We're coming back with more with the vice president. And I've got questions for you. Great. Thank you. Two things. You talk a lot about your Catholic faith. but the Catholic faith says we take in immigrants, we take

in people who don't have or who are having a hard time. How do you justify both things? So let me say first a couple things, Whoopi, so number one, the book is actually way less political than you might think if you were just watching this

because obviously we're getting into the issues of the day. 95% of the book is really not about politics. I kind of have to write about politics because I'm the vice president But I want to answer your question. So fundamentally, if you think about what is immigration enforcement, immigration is law enforcement. It's somebody who has broken a law.

A law enforcement officer has to show up and enforce that law. Now, inherently... Bullshit. Those are civil violations. Those are not violations of criminal law. So he's right out the gate lying. And I understand your point, Micah. Honestly, shame on them for giving him the air time.

but it's the multi-millionaire for-profit media and he's flogging a book and it's a way and access is the coin of the realm and typing in all cast micah writes you're the fuck you're the vice fucking president apparently sometimes that process is not always going to be pretty if you capture a video clip of it in the same way that if you arrest somebody for committing a violent or a non-violent crime sometimes it's not always pretty What I'm saying is the Catholic faith is actually very, I think it strikes the right balance here. It says the Christian faith, I think this is true of Protestants and Catholics, that you can have borders. And he doesn't know beans when the bags open about either one. His religion is J.D. fucking Vance and make no mistake about it.

You're allowed to enforce your borders. That means the law enforcement piece of it. But you also have to take certain precautions in certain cases. And again, you know, your argument is fundamentally whoopie. You're saying that we don't strike the right balance. I disagree with you about how we apply that. But nobody hopefully is saying we're not allowed to have a border. What I'm saying is that in order for us to actually enforce the law,

you can't set a standard that says you're not allowed to deport anyone unless they've committed a violent crime. You've got to enforce the law equally. No, no, let me do my follow up. You don't have to raise your hands with. You don't have to raise your hands with. Yes, I do. Because you're talking, you were talking about. people. What did black people do to this administration that has allowed it to really stigmatize

folks of color? And you know how hard it is. You have, you have family. So when you see, you know, things, the Emmett Till stuff coming down or them doing all kinds of removal of information, of black heroes. How do you, how do you, how does that sit with you? Well, what do you, what exactly are you talking about, because you,

I'm talking about. Well, how about erasing a Korean war and Vietnam War, Air Force decorated pilot who has buildings named after him at Tuskegee University and made it into the rank, into flag rank in the Air Force,

and the entire biography and portrait of him have been erased from the Department of Defense. How about that? I know Emmett Till was the kids. No, no, I want to know what she's, I want to respond to your actual force. So in a lot of the museums, there's so many, I just, you know, where they're taking down the actual history that happened in this country. slavery happened, all kinds of stuff happened. And it seems that it has been very easy for this administration to remove that, and also to denigrate black folks who have worked their behinds off to get this American dream.

How do you, I mean, you know that. So, Sonny, that was actually a very helpful intervention because I think the story you're talking about, is where, you know, allegedly the administration is holding back the appointments of people based on skin color. I've seen the story. I'm talking about a host of things. I'm talking about black history getting erased from public spaces. Black voter districts are being dismantled. Black leaders are being sidelined from our ranks. Where do Americans of color fit in this vision? Because it doesn't seem like we fit. I think, Sonny, my view. And if I may, since October of last year, there's been something like 6,600.

168 refugees allowed into the country. All but three were white South Africans. So, first of all, I'm very skeptical of that number because we have a lot of different immigration pathways in the United States of America. But let me just address what he's point. Look, first of all, you asked the question and maybe... He's skeptical of the white South Africans? Go to your alleged home state, Jenny Dick.

Go to Ohio. check in with the white South Africans there who are throwing a goddamn fit. Exactly, as Micah just said, that's not what she's talking about, Jimmy Dick, but since she raised it, yeah. I've got it here in the stack somewhere. Jesus Christ. It turns out that we, you know, we, you know, we, have resettled these white South Africans, a shit ton of them, in Ahaya. And meanwhile, the state of Ahaya, well, they passed a law that made it harder for immigrants to obtain driver's licenses in Ohio.

No, really. And of course, those laws were passed when Haitian asylum seekers were being resettled in Ohio to try to save some of the dying little towns across the B. Buckeye state. But the barriers put in place and the testing required for an Ohio driver's license are odious, difficult. and so now the the white South Africans are throwing a hissie saying you go to

there it is there it is okay yeah it was a guardian story from a week or so back white South African refugees fall foul of Republican driving rules in U.S. Midwest onerous and costly restrictions aimed

immigrants cause difficulties for groups prioritized by Trump for admission. 206 Afrikaners have been resettled in Ohio. And, well, there's plans to send more. But last year, about this time, Ohio introduced new driver's license rules for lawful residents who aren't citizens or green card holders. All applicants have to complete eight hours of lessons through a designated driving school, 24 hours of classroom work, and 50 hours of driving with a licensed adult before being able to take a driver's test.

You know, we don't do that to Merkins, who are 16 years old. No, we don't do that. And the cost that goes with all of this is about $500, pur and eats up about nine months worth of time. It had previously taken weeks. But Aaya being Aaya and, you know, they're eating your dogs, they're eating your cats. Well, you can see why a Republican-dominated majority,

the state legislature would do something like that. Micah says, my driver's test was four right turns. How times change? First thing they did with mine was you had to go in parallel park, and if you didn't parallel park, you failed. And you got to come and try again later. I took my driver's test in a 1974 Dodge Monaco-Brom station wagon that was about 1,000 feet long. But you know what? I parallel parked that thing like it was an M.G. midget.

And by the way, Stephen New York pointed out his internal struggle, the term he's looking for is jihad. That's what Jihad means. But he can't say that. Fundamentally, I know, Tamara says, fundamentally, a pompous ass, but that verbal tick is really hard to listen to.

What a horrible man. Yeah, those overworked phrases. Well, Tamara, it's like make West Virginia great, big old Senator Jumbo Justice. In no way, shape, warmer fashion or then of course the West Virginia University

had football coach I don't know if he's been broken of it since he left the first time he finished used to finish every sentence with and things of that nature it's just a throw away and after a while

and I'm sure I've got my own too but yeah it does great Lee in New York four right turns Republican-created driver's test? Well, Lee, remember, two wrongs don't make a right,

but two rights did make an airplane. So there's that. And yeah, that was a beat down, wasn't it? George and Corsegold, college baseball world series. Today, West Virginia 12, Troy Nuffin, Mountaineers next flight, North Carolina, and the semifinals on Wednesday. Muskets up.

Yeah, we got to beat them twice. having lost to them previously. Gotta have faith. Got to have faith. Yep, muskets up. Thanks, George. Rural Georgia driver's test, Micah says, so, yeah, it was, Lee. But he doubts that 6,000 plus number for the white South Africans.

He doubts it. Yeah, because the Luggenpressa. Yeah, the colloquial translation for that from the German is fake news Maybe you don't believe this coming for me But I think everybody is welcome in our I don't believe anything coming from you, motherfucker For us, everybody is welcome in our country

So long as you're an American citizen With the duties and the legal obligations and rights to be here But let me just give you an example of this Okay, so you say that we're anti-minority or anti-blatt No, I didn't say that I asked See? Okay, okay, fine, fair, fair Don't start any stuff with me, man.

Don't get me in trouble. I misinterpreted your question, but let me answer your actual question there. What I'm saying, I think, okay, look at Washington, D.C. One of the most democratic and one of the blackest, by a share of population, blackest cities in the United States of America, has seen a radical decrease in violent crimes and sexual assaults and in murders. We have tried to. Why is it every time someone says black to a maggot, the first, thing they talk about is crime. It's just

something that occurs to me. Well, you know, I've made life for the blacks way better because the crime is way down now. It's almost like crime statistics in the United States don't actually exist. Take the crime issue seriously, in part because

we believe everybody, whether you're black or white or rich or poor, deserves to live in a safe neighborhood. Why was, why does the crime, where does the crime step I'm I this is not about crime this is about this is about their job right this is about you're you what you're saying is we got to do more on the economy and black history is erased from public history is not a race that's true guys we don't get to iran when we get back yeah but i'm telling you we celebrate black history we celebrate all american history in this

administration you people have a month but i promise you i have to i have to go to brittana god please We have more with Vice President J.D. Vance when we come back. Don't do that. What makes me think don't do that means do that similar. Okay, so in the book, Mr. Vice President, you make a mayor culp of sorts for calling Democrats' childish, childless cat ladies. Oh, man. I'm most boneheaded comment. You say that in the book, that it was boneheaded, which it was. Thank you. What were you thinking when you said that?

So Joy said when we were all fair that I'm fine, which I think is about the best endorsement that I'm going to get out. out of Joy Behar for a Republican. Thank you. I appreciate that. Granted on a curve here at the view. But, you know, I guess one of the things that I try to do, and I'm always, you know, all of us are always learning. You know, you said you were a lapsed Catholic. I'm a bad Catholic. I think all of us, that's why we need grace. Oh, you're an awful Catholic. Because we recognize that there are certain things we've got to work on. But here's what I'd say about that. So did that comment actually shed light on something and start a discussion or did it just close people down? and when I make a comment that just closes people down,

instead of trying to appreciate the point that I make, that's a mistake, right? And that's on me to do better. Can I just say that the point that I'd say on that, joy, is I do think, in a very subtle sometimes, sometimes in a more profound way, I think our country has become more anti-family and more anti-child. It's harder to travel. It's harder to go to a restaurant.

Mr. Vice President, you know, your child grandchild is arriving. No grandbabies here. Not yet. We're very excited for you and Usha. Oh, Jesus. The former member of the first Trump administration hands him a little baby, a little view baby onesie for the little Vance child on the way. And therein dies this interview, not with a bang, but with a whimper.

Thank you for your honor. We will put this on. Jesse, you got the photo. His new book, Communion, Final. Yeah, fuck that. But there were some moments, and it was humiliating enough that the chattering class, as it's called, has said that, well, he certainly tanked his own campaign. And it was, you know, it was maggots saying it, too. Jonah Goldberg, for instance.

Points for trying, I personally think, and I'm a little annoyed that the conventional wisdom is catching up with me, that J.D. Vance has been the most overrated major politician of the last few years. He underperformed every other Republican when he ran for Senate. He had to get establishment Republicans like Mitch McConnell to help him out to get him over the finish line. This idea that he's going

to inherit Trump's mantle is nonsense. There's not going to be a single mantle. There's going to be a bunch of people running as different kinds of MAGA or MAGA adjacent people and probably even some Normie Republicans. Are the Normie Republicans in the room with you,

Jonah. It was, I mean, that was a burn down over at CNN. That's what he said. That wasn't a terrestrial. Are you his interpreter or are you his vice president? We do have to strike a balance, of course, between enforcing our laws. Yeah, enough of that. We already heard that. Let's scrub foot. Skip a bit, sister. What's that, Jonah Goldberg? Casey Hunt. For Senate, someone who was pretty sharp, pretty pugnacious, often in appearances like that. This is a different way of doing it. Yeah. Points for trying.

Look, I personally think, and I'm a little annoyed that the conventional wisdom is catching up with me, that J.D. Vance has been the most overrated major politician of the last few years. He underperformed every other Republican when he ran for Senate. He had to get establishment Republicans like Mitch McConnell to help him out to get him over the finish line. This idea that he is going to inherent Trump's mantle is nonsense. There's not going to be a single mantle. There are going to be a bunch of people running as different kinds of MAGA or MAGA-adjacent people and probably even some Normy Republicans.

And I just don't think he's that compelling a character. And he accumulates statements. My favorite one, which drives me absolutely body, is he believes in this heritage American thing, where he at some point said, at one point said, if you have an ancestor who, fought in the Civil War, you just have more say in our politics than someone who just got here. And I always was fascinated

about the quote because he didn't say which side you had to fight in civil war. And he dabbles with stuff, his sort of footsie, big tent for neo-Nazis and Nick Fuentes' crowd. I think it's based on a really bad political theory. And I just don't think he has got the talent or the path that

a lot of people in Washington seem to think he does. I think having interviewed him that he is very adept at speaking to the audience that is in front of him and speaking also to the audience that he wants to hear his message. His things are often very layered, so he will sound very affable in this kind of setting with all these women on the view at daytime television. He's trying to sell his book. You know, Pugnacious isn't really not the place or time. Not the place or time.

Yeah, he's trying to sell his book. I wonder, will Ron Howard buy the rights to it like he did Hillbilly eulogy? Just curious. But at the same time, he knows these clips are going to travel, and so what he'll do is definitely put messages out there that his base, or the people that he wants to be his base, will hear and understand. And so I think he's a deftor politician than you give him credit for him. I think he's a deftor debater and interview subject.

I don't think he's nearly as good a politician as people. He is a code switcher, and I think he is actually. That's David Axelrod, and he may actually have the best take of anyone. Pretty adroit at this. And the example of that is the debate, the vice presidential debate. You know, on either side of it, he was a fire-breathing MAGA guy, and then he gets to the debate, and he's sort of like Mr. Rogers, why can't we all get along? And Waltz didn't know how to deal.

deal with that. I mean, he completely tilted. That was a good strategy. Again, no, I agree. Listen, first of all, I don't believe J.D., well, let me say one thing about him saying that he's not thinking about this. I remember some of you may, maybe none of you are old enough to remember this, but when Clinton was impeached in 98, Dale Bumper, the former governor and senator from Arkansas, I gave the speech, the last speech in the impeachment trial, and he said, whenever anybody says you it's not about the sex, it's about the sex. Okay? Whenever a politician says to you, I'm not thinking about running for this or that.

It's usually he's thinking about running for this or that. And he's certainly thinking about it. But I would take the field against Vance. I don't think Vance is going to run. And honestly, the president just put a pair of contours. overshoes on him when he gave him this choice assignment of trying to sell this Iran deal. Did you think Donald Trump said, oh, I'm not going to go to the signing? I think I'll run back to Washington.

J.D. will handle that. You think if he thought this was a winner, he wouldn't be there? Absolutely not. So he's giving Vance a real chore here. I'll tell you what I love. I love the fact that he walked straight into the lines stand. I do. I think that was fantastic.

He went on the view. He knew it wasn't going to be a friendly audience. Oh, shut up, nerd. But the fact that he's getting blowback from his own alleged base says something. Because it's not just there at CNN. They're flogging him anywhere they can get him to get him booked. And so there was this moment when he sat down with our little nut Megyn Kelly. And apparently the maggots are coming.

17 shades of unglued over it. That means that this little blip that we've had of an increase in energy cost, which has caused a lot of people some problems, we're now getting back to normal. This little blip. Now, Nutmeg has been hammering Nitwit Niro for a couple of months now, and there's some delicate diplomatic things going on. I don't frankly fully understand it.

He's trying to take off those concrete loafers that David Axelrod was talking about. Well, Laura Looney, and it doesn't take much to send her out into the yard, eating dirt and running rabbits. She's a loony. She said, Megan Kelly was never part of the coalition that got President Trump elected in 2016 or 2024. She notoriously blew up her career at Fox News over her TDS. In what world did she do anything to help Trump get elected? Any claim that she's part of MAGA is simply not true. Those of us who have been around since day one, slaving away for Trump.

Slaving away. Were you slaving away when you were getting botched by that plastic surgeon, Laura? No, who has been here since day one and who hasn't. People like me have to work extra hard on a daily basis to help preserve MAGA because of bad actors like Megan Kelly and Tucker Carl. and it's getting exhausting, to be honest. And it's hard to tell whether they were madder at the JD Egg or at Nutmeg. Ooh, they rhyme.

Some maggot creep named Marshall Zen ran to X and posted an extrament. Why is Vance talking to this traitor? After all the garbage that came out of Meg and Kelly recently about to President Vance is on her show. President Trump must rid himself of his second Mike Pence at once. Ah, gee, I hope it doesn't hurt too little. And, you know, something I mentioned at the top of the program, this business about the growing unease across political lines with our embarrassing

relationship with Israel. Well, Nitwit Nero decided to unburden himself at the G7 today. This is wild. CNN had the clip. His role and support

for Israel, this was just moments ago. Without me, there would be no Israel, because no other president was willing to do what I did. I've had a great relationship with BB, but now BB has to. be more responsible with respect to Lebanon. Well, that is crazy. Listen.

That is crazy. I had 40 young women for America leaders that were in Israel last week and had to go underground because of bombing. They are actively in the middle of a war zone in Israel. And Lebanon is a key. But Donald Trump is not responsible for the state of Israel's existence.

No, but I'm just saying that it is absolutely That woman is one penny Nance of concerned women for America. It's a disgusting right-wing maggot front group. And they were in Israel and they had to hide from the bombing. Well, imagine what it would have been like if they had been in Lebanon, sweetie. There would have been no hiding. I'm just saying that I think that Israel has every right to protect themselves. Yes.

And I would say that we have to be very very. clear-eyed about the fact that what's happening in that entire region. And if we can bring other partners like Syria to help, does that a problem. Trump just said, Trump just said, if it wasn't for me. There'd be no Israel is what he just said, which I think that is absolutely counterfactual. There is no truth to that. Donald Trump did not create the state of Israel. He joined in a military action alongside Israel against Iran, clearly. But the state of Israel's existence is not dependent upon the President of the United States. We have a relationship.

But is the state of Trump's deal dependent on Israel? Absolutely integrated. And this is the court, this is an Achilles-Neil problem, that we have in the Obama administration. When the Israelis were outside of that deal, that meant that there could always be problems that would have to be dealt with that weren't integrated. The same thing is happening again. President Trump did not include the Israelis in this deal. He's not talking about the hot issues like Hezbollah until some later date.

And so it creates mischief and potential for mischief and spoilers. And I think he's going to see that be very problematic for executing the next phase of negotiations. Which could happen as soon as Friday. Basically, the status quo is people are waiting to see the draft of this multi-point memorandum of understanding, potentially between Iran and the U.S. Which we haven't seen and probably won't see. It's more likely the Iranians will release it than it is that this gang will release it. It's not a thing.

And the memo of understanding, even viewing this in the light most favorable to the maggots, is not the deal. It's an agreement to keep talking. And what Nero was babbling about was, if it weren't for me, there would be no Israel. Because he's still trying to promulgate the absolute. absolute Netanyahuian bullshit

that, oh, Iran, they almost, they were ready, they were going to have a nuclear weapon, oh, it was terrible, and they were ready to push the button just at any minute. Bullshit! Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. And it's the same bullshit.

Warmed over and pissed on by Bibi Netanyahu that he's been trotting out to every president since George H.W. Bush. Oh, it's an existential threat against the people of Israel. Horse feathers. Iran has the military capacity in terms of just pure human beings to start marching and overwhelm Israel just by virtue of mathematics,

with population dynamics. Number of guns and bullets versus guns. guns and bullets, and the only thing that's different between the two countries is that Israel is crazy and has nuclear weapons and are willing to use them. God damn. You know, that line, but the state of Israel's existence is not dependent upon the president of the United States. We have a relationship. Yeah, and that relationship is a goddamn monumental, I mean, Hoover damn-sized output flowing with American money.

Taxpayer dollars. Money that we could use here at home. But Israel, frankly, does not need. And the reason they behave the way they do is they know that they can perpetually wag. You know, the scrawny tail can wag the dog. But, yeah, that was nuttery. And that's a further indication of the fact that, He ain't all there, not by a long shot.

And then, let me see if I can find this. Gracious sakes. There was a press conference. Let me see what the date is on this. Hey, before you skipped it. Yeah, we're going to skip that. Yeah, this is today. Sitting down with the sheikh of the UAE, Mohammed bin Zayed,

Nahyan earlier today with little Marco Rubio in his two big shoes off to one side this happened warning get to hockey puck this is some crazy shit

you'll you'll bother the neighbors the hockey puck and the duct tape that's about as much of a trigger warning and content warning as I can give well once again nitwit Niro sitting there on the comfy chair, looking like he's, why does he always sit like he's on the potty?

That's all I'm asking. The shake of the UAE is sitting, you know, he's an older guy, but he's sitting back in the chair. He looks like a reasonably normal human being. Well, thank you very much, everybody. I just want to say his highness is a warrior. He was in there fighting.

Yeah, he was in there. in there fighting. He was in there fighting to make sure that he paid the Iranian Vig. I mean, the Iranians are running a racket over there. They would make John Gotti blush. He does what has to be done. He's known for it. He's a courageous man. He's got a great country. It's a fantastic country. And they've been with the United States for a long time. but I would say much more so since I came on board, I will say. They've invested trillions of dollars in the United States. I was telling them before the meeting that we had over $19 trillion being invested in the United States,

which is a record, and it's building factories, car plants, everything. We're doing things that have never been done. The record was $3 billion many years ago with a different country. then we're going to be over 19. I think we'll head to $19.3 trillion. So there's probably not going to be anything. Maybe we'll do better next year. I don't know if you can't.

These are just numbers that the spirochetes are telling him to say. The relationship has been outstanding. He's a man of great respect. Everybody respects him and they respect your country. And it's an honor to be with you. And we just signed a deal with Iran. And this country was very, very, very powerful ally and good things are happening. The ships are starting to move now.

We're going to have it fully open by Friday. The ships are starting to move nicely. Oil is starting to go and the prices are coming down rapidly. Stock market is going up rapidly. A lot of good things are happening. And most importantly, Iran will not have a nuclear weapon. That was how I got involved in this. We can't let that happen. so they will not have a nuclear weapon. And other than that, I'd like to ask you some of his In his lifetime. And if you want, we can take a couple of questions, please.

Well, it's really my pleasure, Mr. President, to be with you here. And I want to say that we are so grateful to have you here and has a present in the United States and thank you for your support, your commitment to your friend, to your friend, to your allies. Why do I feel like he's selling Nitwit Niro a used car? I'll thank for your support during a six-week war. It means a lot to us.

With a blown engine and a rod shooting through the hood. He shows us who's very ally. And without your support, your commitment, Mr. President, not my country, only but. The Middle East will be in a different part of the world. Different situation today. So really my pleasure to see you today's and thank you for give us the time.

And there is a lot of things we can talk about for going forward between our two countries, how we can make our relationship even better. I love it. Thank you, my friend. See, when you're that rich, you can speak that low. Oh, God. Jesus, when you're that rich, all he thinks about is wealth. Oh, that and little girls. I was just wondering, can anybody hear that? But when you're so rich, you have such confidence. Hi, I'm Nicole. Sandy Hook Promise.

Ah, the ads. You don't have to do any strain to the voice. He's great. So, do you have any questions for this? from the second stage of the negotiations from this November. It's a 60-day period or so. I think it's going to happen fairly on time. We've been both involved. I think they're going to want to

get it done. Iran wants to get it done. They have to get back to business. And the relationship is now normalized. So I think it's going to go pretty quickly. Really? Really? The relationship is normalized?

They're going to open an embassy? and DC and we're going to open one in Tehran? It's exhausting. It could go faster. It could take longer, too, but it could go faster. There's so much interest in the text of the document. Why not release the document? Oh, I will.

Why not release it before? In about two weeks. It's always two weeks. I'd like to get a formal setting first before we do that. But I have no problem with that. It's a good document. Here's what it says. Iran will never have a nuclear weapon.

That's what it says. It won't have one to buy, to develop, they will not have a nuclear weapon. And I would say that's about 99.9% of what I wanted. Yeah, and how much are we paying for that dumbass? Because we couldn't let that happen. You couldn't let that happen. And they won't have a nuclear weapon. Now, in addition to that, the straight is going to be open toll-free.

And it's toll-free beyond the 60 days. Somebody said, oh, it's toll-free for six. No, no, it's toll-free, period. When it opens permanently, it'll be toll free. I want to congratulate our Navy because the naval blockade was unbelievable. But I will actually, I'll not only release it, I'll probably have a press conference and read it to use word by word so that the press covers it accurately because it's a very important document.

And unlike Obama, who could have destroyed the the Middle East with a horrible JCPOA. It is the worst agreement. That was a road to a nuclear weapon. Mine is a wall against a nuclear weapon. I mean, I see these people say, but we already had one. That was the words, he paid a fortune for it. We paid nothing.

We don't pay. There was some statement. $325 billion is not nothing, dumbass. If we wanted to someday in the future, we have no obligation whatsoever. It could be that Iran will take. not to be successful and they have oil. But if we left a week ago,

just left, before the last two attacks, it would have taken them 20 years to rebuild Iran. But I'll go over the document with the media in a couple of days. Mr. President, a few weeks back, you said to join the Abraham Accords, much like the UAE has. had there been any discussions with Arab leaders about that?

About what? Joining the Abraham Accords like the UAE test. Well, I'd love to have them. This is a man who's very advanced. He was early in, and he's done very well with them, the whole, the Abraham Accords. No, it's, I think they should happen. The big impediment to the Abraham Accords, we have our original countries, very smart countries. Every one of them, do you notice that even during that?

You notice how he's just sort of vamping to let the spiroteets catch up? A period of conflict, nobody dropped out. Nobody said, oh gee, I'm going to drop out. Nobody. I think they're all going to come in now into the airmen. The only conflict was a place called Iran. And I understand that, you know. A place called Iran.

I mean, he ain't home. And that's terrifying. A little bit tough when people were afraid of Iran. But I think they're going to all start coming in. Good question, actually. Mr. President, what do you say to Republicans like Senator Lindsay Graham, who is skeptical of the MLU? Lindsay is skeptical? Yes.

I'll have to talk to Lindsay. He'll be a big question. trouble. I'll spank him right on his ladybugs. Galanzi's good. Calanzee's fine. He's not skeptical. He's just fine. Look, this agreement

covers something very nicely. We're not paying for anything. We're not doing anything. The markets now are higher than they were when we started. Remember that. The stock market now is 2,500, maybe even more than that points higher than it was.

And that doesn't matter a hill of goddamn beans to Americans, maggots or otherwise, who are making choices between buying meds or groceries and how to pay the power bill, the water bill, the mortgage, the homeowners insurance, the car insurance, the car note, the stock market going, but all he can think about. You know, I've said that he's Mike TV, all grown up and demented, you know, from Willy Wonka. But he's also, he's also Varuka Salt while he's at it. That's what we think is pretty amazing. Disagreings about one thing, then Iran will never have a nuclear weapon.

Never, ever, ever. Even after you're dead and gone. Yeah, you're playing three-card body with the Persians, dumb-dum. Never, ever, ever doesn't mean anything to a civilization that's as old as human civilization itself, with a civilization that basically invented the idea. It's irrelevant, frankly. Senator Graham also said that an eventual agreement with Iran should, be sent to Congress for with you. Would you do that?

I never thought of it, but I would. So it's not going to be a treaty. It's just going to be a thing. It's just going to be a deal. I wouldn't mind. I mean, you know, the Democrats, you know, we call them Democrats because they're dumb people. We? Who? You and that mouse in your pocket? The Democrats are, well, what I'd like to do is send it to Congress, saying you shouldn't to prove it and I'll get it approved.

Whatever I say they want to do the opposite. It's not working too well for them, by the way. This professional 30... God, God-dand ads. And they're all, you know, it's always for crap. Okay. No more ad. But yeah, I went.

I never thought about sending. Never even thought about it, but I will. I will send it to Congress. I like the idea. Are you guys... I mean, who wouldn't approve it? Let's let them have a nuclear weapon. The Democrats will say, oh, they should have a nuclear weapon.

They'll go crazy. I like the idea. Send it to Congress place. All right. Mr. President, were you briefed. He leaned over and said that to Little Marco. Attack plans for the UFC event at the White House. The FBI awarded an attack.

I haven't heard about it now. But I watched, the attack that I watched were the fighters. And he saw it too, by the way. He was sitting back home in his beautiful palace, and he was watching that. And they were as good a fight as I've ever seen. What was the best fight? The best.

That last fight was brutal. And the two last, all of the fights. It was all good. It was a great evening. God, he does love watching men. Very different for the White House, but I wish you could have been there. We built an incredible arena.

Dana did a great job. Is there going to be another fight next year? Well, I don't know. I got away with it that you got $250 years. Maybe in another 50, maybe in 300. Are you considering an increase on sanctions on Russia and whether to be new? Well, soon we'll be able to do that because the oil is now flowing. So we took sanctions off because obviously we're not looking to impede the oil.

So we're at a position to do that. Uh-oh, he's playing his invisible accordion again. Let him lapse. Yeah. That's up on it. Mr. President, I have a question. Yes. What a nice-looking person.

Is he from your country? Is he from your country? Oh, my God. What a nice-looking person. Is he from your country? Creeping on another dude. No, he's got such a nice way about him. My people are so mean.

Be careful. No, I can put him in a move. Yeah, that's because he'll have his head cut off. Right now, go ahead. How can we make sure that straightforward is open for lasting and navigation in the future? Have a United States with a strong precedent. It's the only way you can do it, I guess, when you think we have all the agreements you want. The agreements for bad people don't mean anything.

Look, we were the ones that blockaded the sheet. They blockaded it. And we then said, well, we blockaded it for them. He's not even in the same world as other people. He's probably forgotten that the Straits of Hormuz were open before he and Bibi started this goddamn illegal war. They? Didn't get any oil.

You're going to need to have, and this is true with a lot of things, if you have a strong president of the United States, a lot of good things can happen. You know that better than anybody, right? Absolutely. You know it better than anybody. Can you talk a little bit more about the plan for the enriched uranium that is in the mountain? Yeah, we do.

We'll take it. Call it dust, asshole. Call it dust. Come on. I know you can do it. It ain't dust. It's gaseous. They would welcome the U.S. coming in.

What, how specific... Iran will be just fine. what's happening is at an appropriate time there's no rush at all we have cameras from space on it we know everybody we attacked them because there was a rush he he said that any day Iran was going to rain mushroom clouds all over poor little Israel there's no rush that goes there which is like nobody the B2 bombers hit it the entire mountain collapsed inside it. It's a very tough excavation. Nobody else can do it but us in probably China. They have the equipment. We have the equipment. You know, China's probably already doing it. We're in no rush, but we get it. And when we get it, we'll destroy it.

We're not looking to take it. We're looking to destroy it. We have plenty of it. Tell the Versailles dinner tomorrow night. What prompted you to come to that? The dinner tomorrow night So, well... Oh, dear God, he's going to talk about Versailles. This should be good. I'm a fan of beautiful places. And I was leaving in the afternoon, and then the French president, who happens to be a very nice man,

invited me to dinner at Versailles. And Versailles is not a gold leaf. Versailles is the real deal. Do you hear the jealousy? Do you hear it? Versailles is not gold leaf. It's the real deal. Yeah, it's not cryline spray on gold and shit that I found online on Amazon.

It's the real deal. It's real gold. Stolen is stolen as a result of colonialism and brought back to France. Yeah, it's the real deal. And I said, I'd like to do it. I mean, you know, all it means is that. I get home. Oh, hold the dinner in the hall of mirrors, please.

He'll lose his mind looking at all the different Trumps staring back at him. Later in the evening, meaning early in the morning, and I'm not a big sleeper anyway. I'll be in the Oval Office. Yeah, he's not a big sleeper. He's damn sure not a big sleeper. That's true. Lee in New York says it's a concertina, not an accordion. Yeah, you're absolutely, it's a squeeze box.

Donnie's got a squeeze box. He keeps, never mind. I don't want to denigrate the who that way. It's very, I won't lose any time in the Oval Office. I have to say this, our country is doing really well. We're doing better than we've ever done as a country. Stock market's the highest. Everything's the highest.

Gas prices are the highest. Yeah, I'll tell you, hmm, just kicking ass and taking names. $401.Ks are the, the highest. the highest they've ever been by 25%. And they're probably about to be cleaned out by the SpaceX Dodge and the fund managers who bought into that silly shit. They were doing really well. And now you're going to see prices coming down.

You know, when I took over, prices were very high. We had the worst inflation in the history of our country. Prices were high. Yeah, no. And bacon was high. Everything was high. And the first question I got asked, Oh my God, he's sitting next to the Maharaja of a Muslim nation talking about bacon prices.

Ah, you can't make this shit up. What about affordability? I did a news conference one day after I took office, and these people said, what about affordability? I said, I didn't cause it, but I'm bringing it down. No, you said it was a hoax, dumbass. and your boy J.D. Vance was out talking to the ladies of the view trying to be the Trump whisperer

and explaining what you meant and trying to do it without saying it's Biden's fault because nobody's buying that shit anymore. With the fuel going way down, you saw yesterday it went down $6,7, with fuel going down, as goes fuel, so goes everything. I've always seen that, right?

Fuel, you're in a very good business because as goes fuel so goes everything fuel is dropping it's now in the 70s and I just have to make mention here as we come to the end of the program that the planet is heating second by second minute by minute hour by hour day by day week by week year by year decade by decade and we are of about two and a half years from what the optimistic estimate from the real live, no kid and scientist was for, you know, the drop dead point on climate change. But then again, he's going to drop dead before any of that happens.

Per barrel. And I think we'll get it down. When I say I was in Iowa and we had great victories in Iowa. And when I left, I noticed in a gas station $1.85 a gallon. That's what we were. It's a little bit higher generally, but I saw up. And then you started a war, dumbass. Then you started a war.

And I don't care if gas goes to 29-9 a gallon. It won't make up for what was lost in the first place. Jesus Christ. Is there anybody who takes this man seriously anymore? You know, who isn't paid to take him seriously, isn't paid to pretend that he makes any sense at all? Two stations, $1.85, one had $1.91. And, you know, we're going to get around those levels. Very honored.

Thank you. Yeah, fuck off. Sincerely. Fuck off forever. And, hey, I said I might not make it all the way through the program because I feel like crap. But, hey, I made it all the way through the program. still feel like crap, but take the win. And by the way, Ralph sent this along, and Ralphs, thank you again so much.

Ralph sent along a photograph from Democratic Underground. You remember how the multimillionaire for-profit media threw an absolute fit over Joe Biden wandering away when he didn't wander away? Well, there's a picture of nitwit Nero. All the G7 leaders are glad-handing and back-slapping and chatting with one another. Nitwit Niro is just, well, standing there, completely alone, completely isolated, nobody wanting to talk to him. I mean, would you want to get anywhere near the miasma that is... uh... perfume de trump because they'll take a pass

uh... steve in new york i'm not a big sleeper i'm a huge blinker i blink for minutes at a time in the tent meetings yeah and uh yeah thank you ralps yay you made it yeah i did and

hmm let's see if that non drowsy antihistamine mean really is non-drowsy, shall we? And Leah, New York, the Abraham Accords. He'll be telling us how happy Abraham was with the accord. His wife, Sarah, was skeptical about the deal. Abraham said, Sarah, he's a great deal maker. We're getting a great deal like no one's ever seen.

You're going to love this accord. It's only got 375,000 miles on it. The turbocharger's gone, but hey, it's a great deal. Abraham's Accord. Thanks, everybody. Thanks to each and every one of you who share your precious finite time engaging in the program in whatever manner you choose.

Thank you. Thank you so much to our challenge makers, challenge respondents, a la carte contributors. Great to hear from you, New Jersey, Nick. Thank you so much. And thank you, Routes. Thank you so very much. We, well, we're slowly knocking down

the deficit from May. And thanks for the help. Thanks so much for the help from all of you. Thanks to our, like I said, a la carte contributors, thanks to our PayPal and Patreon subscribers. Thanks to those of you who chip in via Venmo cash app, the U.S. Postal Service. I need to make it over to Beckley

and see if there's anything in the mailbox there. Thanks to our all-volunteer staff. Thank you, Roger and Jeremy in the chat room. Thanks to our news ninjas. Thank you, Ms. Micah, for posting the show post over at Blue Sky. Thank you so much. Thanks, Brother Deacon Asa, head-on.com. Keeping the streams passing and the packets streaming and everything in between.

Leave us a, if you can, leave us a comment, a remark, a review, wherever you download the podcast, and help make us a little bit more visible in the ranking. their like-minded people of goodwill can find this program. Thanks, Emily, for the intro. Thanks to the hardest working, bravest people I know, the folks at Coal River Mountain Watch, CRMW.net, over a quarter century at the forefront of the struggle for human rights and environmental justice in Appalachia

and a proud union shop. Please stay safe. It is a dangerous world out there. I don't know if this is a bug or allergies. Hell, watch out for the pollen. It seems to be particularly virulent. Maybe that's a climate change thing. I don't know.

But stay safe. Well, if nitwit Nero comes toward you babbling about, and Iran will never have a nuclear weapon, never, ever, ever, ever, Pinky swear. Avoid him like the plague because he is. And always, always, always. Wayne and Gina, it's all for you. Talking a little bit, Victoria, later.