Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 17 August 2026, Moran Monday

Episode Date: August 18, 2026

Flood waters rage across the place I love and call home. My grandmother built on high ground. I was addled. Sorry. Regardless, the world descends into madness. There's an awesome challenge on the table. We need only $400 to turn into $1500 and keep the community going for another month. Can you help?

The password is deluge. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussin, with America's only liberal transvility elitist right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch, who invites you to be part of the uprising against mountaintop removal.

CRMW.net. And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is. Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this 17th day of August, 2006. This is the horn. Head on. Dot Live is where you'll find us on the interweb tubes. That's where you go. If you'd like to be part of the Mary Wacky Zainty, Real Time Madcap Multimedia Extravaganza,

It is the horn chat room in the old holler tree during the three hours in which this program is live, Monday through Friday, 5 to 8 p.m. Eastern daylight time, 2 to 5 p.m., Pacific daylight time. All time zones in between and the great globe round and whatever time it is when you're listening to the podcast. I'm Roxanne. If you're a member of the podcasting contingent of the Horn Family Community Congregation, well, thank you so much for taking a... spending your precious finite time engaging with the program that way and with all of the members thereof. If you could take a moment and leave us a comment or review or remark on, well, whatever platform you download the program from, that would be extremely helpful and for which we are all extremely grateful. Thank you. Thank you very much indeed. If you're listening live, Well, over in the aforementioned Old Haller Tree, New Jersey, Nick is there.

I trust others will be wandering by in short order. No reflection on height. But, yeah, hi, Nick. And I'm guessing Ralphs will be along momentarily as well as others. ah it is uh it is moran monday on the horn and um as is often the case with most uh with most mondays um well we've had we've had an entire weekend for the morands to stack up like cordwood and yeah they they certainly did gracious sakes alive they certainly did. Just a second here. Trying to figure out where everything is. Gosh darn it. I'll be right back.

Stand by. Okay. All better-ish. Like I said, it's morning Monday. Maybe I'm one of the morands. I don't know. But at any rate, at any rate, we have a lot to get into this. evening. I may be a little bit addled in my own right and, you know, more so than typically. The, well, password is part of it. But before we jump into all of that, every program here at the horn begins with gratitude. And this program is no different. So thanks go out to our 17th, 16th, and 15th day of the month subscribers via PayPal and Patreon

and that means thank you ever so kindly working backwards thank you so much to too much Hutch and thanks as well to Mark thank you and thank you to Zed

in Iwoeja thank you Robert and And then thanks as well to Charlie over at APS Radio News and to, oh, goodness gracious. Thank you. Thank you, Gene. And I hope you're feeling ever so much better.

Newsmanj Jean has been in hospital for about the past 10 days. Thank you. And I hope you're feeling much, much better. that doesn't sound fun at all. And thank you as well to thank you to Jeff in Slow for I have a show on me. Thank you all. Yeah. Thanks very, very much indeed because, well, I can happily announce that the fundraising deficit is down to $1,600.

So that means we're just a little bit over, we're just a little bit over a week behind for fundraising for the month of August. And who knows, if there's somebody out there with another have a show on me or, well, we might get, we might get even more caught up as the evening and the week progresses. I certainly hope so. and we'll see how things go as we go along. I am distracted. There's no doubt about it. Jeremy, juvenile delinquent number two, already juvenile delinquenting.

What? Asa, Robin, day drinking is only cool when he pulls one off the brown bottle. Brother Deacon Asa, is he talking about you? Are you two going to spend the next three hours squabbling in the backseat of the horn family truckster hurtling down the internet state? I don't know. Behave yourselves.

Asa asking, what happened, Roxanne? Did you leave the spleaf in the car again? No, no Limbaugh radio, my bright red Irish, knows. Well, for one, I know you're not Irish, and for two, no, no, we're not day drinking or night drinking or horking on spleafs. I'm running on pure exhaustion. And that can, that can make you a little bit goofy, too. no all kidding aside the the password downpour is about what's what okay okay don't be like asa was the correct start okay that wasn't readily apparent don't be like asa day drinking is only cool when he pulls one

off the brown bottle. I okay, but anyway, anyway, um, uh, no, I'm, I'm a little, I'm a little addled. Um,

if you can't tell by the, uh, the intro and the, uh, well, frankly, the audio being, uh,

a better quality than it is when I'm in the horn, fabulous horn studios at the magnificent Kincaid Mansion with the little heat pump roaring in the background. I'm in Parkersburg, and I will be for the next few days. And for the last couple of days, I've been running on Miss Victoria's schedule, which, well, she gets up at 4 o'clock in the morning. And I've been doing the same. And I feel, quite honestly, like I have been day drinking.

Or, I don't know, getting whacked out of my mind on off-brand NyQuil. So that's why I'm a little – but the other part of it is that back home at the mansion, well, all over West Virginia, to reference what Micah posted over at Blue Sky, and the rain, it raineth every day. Yes, it does. And it's been raining every day. it seems like for a week and a half, two, maybe, with only intermittent interruptions of sunshine. Maybe this is, I mean, is it because it's a, I don't know, an El Niño, a La Niña, or maybe it's just the consequences of ignoring climate change since we first figured out it was a thing back in the 1970s. But the bottom line is back at the magnificent Kincaid Mansion, which I should note sits on high ground, well cited by my grandmother back in 1936.

Yeah, 90-year-old house. And it shows every minute of it. But it sits on high ground, and so consequently we haven't been touched directly by what's going on. but 200, 300 yards down the road and down the hill. The creeks are all out of their banks. Hell, the new river is completely out of its banks. Roads are washing out. The creeks are coming up right to the edges of people's homes and in some cases into them.

One woman at a little community in Fayette County where I live, a little community called Pax, was swept away when her car was overcome by floodwaters. It's bad. The earth is soaked, and bear in mind, we're talking about Appalachia. and over the course of the many years this program has been on the air, I've done my best to inform and educate a little bit about the nature of these, the oldest mountains on earth. We don't have a lot of topsoil, and we used to have more mountains than we have now, but since I started talking about it in around 2004, there are something like 500 mountains. mountains gone that have been blasted into perdition, but you know that because you listen to this program. All for a little six-inch thick, thick seams of coal. And so when it rains now, the rain is not absorbed by where those mountains used to be.

It's all just rock. And even where the mountains yet remain, well, there's not a lot of soil to absorb the rain. and where mountaintop removal has taken place, it just roars off the mountains. No, there's no, there's no tree cover to even slow it down. And so it roars down into the, into the little streams below, which fill up and which, well, frankly, are choked with debris, brush. in some cases fences that themselves have been choked

by plotsam Jetsam making for a particularly disastrous situation and for a while

yesterday as I was looking at as I was looking at videos on social media whatnot and taking in as much information as I could I was beginning to wonder if I was going to be able to get back home and it's deeply troubling, deeply worrisome.

So, yeah, I'm a little scattered-brained. I confess it. But we'll see how it goes. I apologize. And here's the fun thing. I said that everything's saturated and can't take any more rain. Well, just looking at the weather forecast. We're back there where the fabulous Horn Studios and magnificent Concade Mansion are.

Today was thunderstorms. Tomorrow was just rain. Wednesday, more rain. Thursday, more rain. Friday, more rain. Saturday, more rain. Sunday, more rain. Monday, a week from today.

more rain and then maybe a two-day respite Tuesday and Wednesday. It's scary. Good news. Apparently, the tarp is holding over the fabulous horn studios. So thank heaven for small favors and above all, knock wood. Micah says, send some of that shit my way. Um, you, don't want this. I promise you don't. She says everything around me is brown. It's been drier than usual up here. Well, hopefully no maggots will set your state on fire or anywhere near you.

Well, you know, the gentle rain of heaven falleth on the just and the unjust, and it just keeps raining. but we do have a we do have a radio program to do and I'm going to do my gosh darnest to see to it that we have an abundance of things to talk about at the top of the news

and of no particular I mean the the world will keep on rotating upon its axis and revolving around the furnace that is the sun but it was sad news to see this morning

that Hayden Panetteer had passed away. That poor woman, 37 years old, had, well, she was much loved for the role she played. But I guess last May she published a memoir and talked about her struggles with booze and drugs. And I guess there were some domestic violence involved. And so she was found dead. over the weekend at a home in what greenville south carolina and it's just it was just um

it just sad and pathetic and yeah apparent overdose god authorities say they found have found no evidence of foul play or suspicious circumstances no i said she was 37 she was 36 she was famous for the Scream franchise, what the Nashville series. They said they used advanced cardiac life support on her to no avail, as well as special medicines breathing tubes and heart rhythm tracking. I presume special medicines means Narcan, but Narcan doesn't always do the job. and her family is devastated. She had lost her brother previously, which was awful for her.

But that's just the, well, that's, what did George W. Bush say back in the odds? It's uniquely American. Thank you, Ralphs. Ralph says, I'll offer a $50 challenge for Roxanne's homesteads still being there when Roxanne gets home.

Thank you, Ralph, and that would be most helpful. We'd get down to $1,500 if anybody wants to jump in, five at 10, 10 at 5, et cetera. The Roxanne, the, what, the Kincaid Mansion, no float away challenge is on the table. Thank you. Thank you so much, Ralphs. And, well, the bills don't give a shit.

What kind of, what kind of, what kind of, natural disaster is transpiring. So far, I have to give credit where it's due, although many people in my county are without power. Ours has somehow stayed on, again, knock wood, both a piece of furniture and my noggin. Yeah. Well, thank you, Billable Rick. Thank you indeed. Ramalama ding, uh, Ramalama rim shot for you. Roxanne, stop apologizing to us for being addled. You're a powerful neoliberal hillbilly witch, but you're still no match for Mother Nature.

Oh, I'm not. I'm not at all. Thank you. Thank you, Billable. But I am. I'm decidedly addled again for multiple reasons. I'll either, uh, I'll either get used to this schedule, or I will, uh, try to, to figure out some some alternative to it oh auntie cat in oh hio thank you so much for meeting

ralph's challenge and then again more atop it so we are now down to 1450 thank you thank you cat thank you so very kindly because this is going to be a bugger of a month very at by the end that i have to pay that tax tag title and deal prep thing that they talk about on the car ads all the time. It's just tag time, which means personal property taxes. I don't know how much the Bianca, the little Ford sedan, is going to be taxed this year, but whatever it is, it's more than we have. Well, Jeremy there, this is God. I won't believe the rain is that bad until you tell us God has spoken to you and demands you build a boat and march all of the earth's animals and insects up and away to safety. Well, at this point in time, again, Knockwood, the little Concade Mansion is rather arc-like, surrounded by water. And, I mean, flash floods, they come up, they go down, then they come back up because, again, there's nowhere for the water to go. Ah, build a boat.

Yeah. Yeah, and curiously enough, I was listening to National Petroleum Radio as I was driving here on Saturday in the little dry spot. I didn't see this coming, and nobody else really did either. We had horrible flooding in West Virginia a couple of weeks ago up around Lewis, Upshire County. and this time it's much wider over the state. And I would be remiss if I didn't note that back when we had, I know, I feel so simple for saying this, it was a simpler time, I guess. There was a time, kids, when if disaster struck, the federal government would be there with help

to clean up and try to alleviate the misery. Well, as of January 20th, 25, those days were gone. And so now, you know, God, how bad is it when you say, at least make West Virginia great big old governor, Jumbo Justice, was a West Virginia. Now we're in the tender clutches of a pill-pushing Trenton Troll who doesn't know grits from gravy and is about as West Virginia as your aunt in Roanoke. We are in a word, squooed.

And Ralph says, thanks, Auntie Kat. Thanks, indeed. and so we're back down to the frequency of one of those radio stations at which I worked, oh, so many years ago. 1450, AM 1450, WLAY. Every time I see 1450, it's followed by the, well, never mind. Shoals area weather. No, stop it, Roxanne. So, ain't no help going to be a coming because America is on our own.

And that's one of the things. This is, you know, the more we live through this hateful, bitter, dumbass, dip shit, timeline, well, the more we realize that whatever complaints we had in the past, and they really don't measure up to where we are now. God, I'm just a little ray of print with sunshine this evening, aren't I? the states are left to their own devices whether it be fire flood famine freezing temperatures hurricanes cyclones tornadoes blizzards and as elmer fudd put it smog it has literally been a matter of the disuniting of these united states and for the generations who are no longer here they would be heart sick all of this. I feel confident. We talked, you know, we talked last week at considerable length about what was going on on the USS Abraham Lincoln. And then on Friday on the front porch toward the end of things, we had the quote from Canckel's colligula that, oh, that ship should have

been out there a lot longer. And I really, for someone who is, is supposed to be rather a professional at expressing herself. I'm really at a loss for words for just how unspeakably angry, furious I am, that he would dare to utter such a thing. That coward, that vile sexual abuser of women, that credibly accused pedophile, just God. And so it continued all weekend long. I even saw a new term coined clown-downing.

It's a mixture of sundowning and clowning, hence clown-downing, to describe the madness of every weekend that that miserable infected pustule continues to inhabit the Oval Office that had been previously occupied by far more decent human beings. And some pretty awful ones, too. But none as awful as this one. So let's see. We were due to have, because we do this on the annual, we were due to have joint military drills in South Korea with our UN partners there and the South Korean military. But Nitwit Niro declared that he's mad and doesn't like them.

The drills were due to start today and run until the 27th day of August, involving some 18,000 South Korean troops, U.S. forces, personnel from 11 of the 18 member states of the United Nations command. Because remember, the Korean War is still going on. As idiotic as it seems to say that, it's true. There was never a peace treaty, just a decision to curtail hostilities. But nitwit Nero is mad because he thinks that these joint exercises are an affront to his, and this is a quote, this is a quote from the President of the United States, and that even hangs in my throat and gags my gut to say. but here we are.

He's not happy that we're participating in those drills, which are meant to preserve the peace. And he's not happy, quote, based on my very good relationship with Kim Jong-un. He went on to say the drills, send a signal that is totally inappropriate and hostile to a country that as long as Donald J. Trump has been president and has been unthreatening and respectful.

And, of course, that's a measure of how far gone he is. And he is way far gone. Kim Jong-un himself called Nitwit Niro a dotard. But he just sits there and takes it because he thinks Kim Jong-un is one of his authoritarian dictator pals. babbling on as he clown downed. He declared that he ordered Whiskey Pete Kegbreath, the DUI hire. Is he the, is he the cocaine corporal now? You know, after the and the hair and the waving of the arms the other day in Panama.

I've ordered Pete Hagsit to substantially reduce our truth. Oops. Because I'm mad at South Korea because they wouldn't help with the denuclearization of the Islamic Republic of Iran. At least he didn't say Japan this time. South Korea, for its part, trying to maintain some sense of decorum, said, we hope that the friendly relationship between the U.S. and North Korean leaders will lead to meaningful dialogue between the two countries, opening discussions aimed at advancing peace and stability on the Korean Peninsula. You could see if North Korea decides to do something. Seoul is pretty much gone.

Never mind advanced artillery or missiles, you can pretty much throw a rock from North Korea and hit Seoul. South Korea noted that the exercises would continue and will continue their combined defense posture. But Nitwit Niro was so proud of being friends with a revolting dictator that he even reposted his picture standing next to him, saying, oh, we get it on great. Meanwhile, of course, Kim Jong-un has sent, we don't really know how many thousands of North Korean troops to the front in Mother Russia's ongoing onslaught against the free people of Ukraine. Curiously, there hasn't been a lot of word about any of them.

Well, coming back, because as far as Vlad Puti is concerned, they were... Bullet sponges or perhaps drone sponges. All of this represents nothing short of the complete dismantling of any respect that any nation had for the United States of America, no matter how much he tells himself otherwise or the shrieking spirochetes inside that diminishing gray goo between his ears. I suspect he knows he's falling apart, or at least he has moments where he knows. Because that's fairly common in dementia and Alzheimer's patients. They'll have moments of lucidity, and if it's someone anyone cares about, it's heartbreaking because they're back for a moment or two.

What's happening to me? This is horrible. God, but not with him. Whether he's gutting the United States Navy, whether he's reverting our carrier fleet to World War II technology, it all just plays into his repulsive narcissism. And narcissism coupled with frontotemporal dementia is not a recipe for anything good. Jeremy says, I wish he would repost the picture of him at full salute in front of a North Korean general. I think it was, I think that, I think that was probably more accurate and more realistic than most of us dared even allow ourselves to think at the time, Jeremy, don't you? Oh, and, um, from Auntie Cat, challenge.

This is a big, oh my goodness, this is a big one. Okay, let's get this show on the road. Help Roxy pay our taxes and get out of this whole $500 challenge. Good luck. So, oh, my gracious sakes, thank you, thank you, Auntie Kat. That would, oh, that would do so much. So there's a chance if we all come together, $5 here, $10 there's a chance to knock that $14.50 down to $4.50. and just be a couple of days behind, almost completely caught up. Can we do that? Well, we've got a,

we've got a couple of hours to see if we can. Thank you, Auntie Kat. I cannot thank you enough. That's tremendous. And it would crawl us out of the hole. Keep the terrified chihuahua from running away completely and let me get that new sticker on the license plate so your humble hostess doesn't get pulled over nobody likes being pulled over but i can tell you that it comes with a new and different set of worries under my personal circumstances that's why i don't that's why i don't exceed the speed limit always signal my lane changes and my turns all of that so goodness gracious that is so kind and so generous of you auntie cat thank you thank you thank you so again fingers crossed and let's see from uh from cynthia in the bay area you know with everything disastrous trump is

doing to the country in the world i kind of feel like i'm on a big ship at sea and Trump has paid his friends on the ship huge sums to hire passengers at minimum wage to drill holes in the bottom of the ship and all the people who think that's a good idea are screaming drill baby drill that's what it feels like to me yeah that's way too apt and oh dear god ralps thank you there's the photo that jeremy asked for the president of the president of the United States saluting a North Korean general. God bless. And the thing is, the North Korean general has his hand stuck out to shake his hands, but fucking Trump is saluting him. And Kim Jong-un is looking at him like, he's crazier than we thought. He's out of his blooming mind.

I wouldn't even do that. And I'm crazy. Thanks, Ralphs, I think. Oh, oh, the shame. And, you know, how do the maggots deal with that? He saluted a North Korean general. Well, at least he's not fucking Kamala. Well, Joe Biden wouldn't have done that. Joe Biden wouldn't have known where he was. He was so old.

Which I suppose kind of brings us to this clip. Abdul L. said is proving to be. quite possibly a nightmare for Orange Genius because he's finally run across somebody who punches back and means it. It's, it's, this, this is a, this is different than the meme wars of Gavin Newsom and Trump. This, this goes right at his basic sense of dignity. And so over the weekend, Abdul El-Said did an interview with a progressive political commentator named Jack Cocherella, not familiar with the fellow. Coacharella didn't mean to do that, but sometimes it can't be helped. No, Coacherella asked him about the clapbacks he's put forward of late, things like, at least I don't release mine in the old.

Oval Office, genius, just ferocious. And, well, when asked, this was Abdul Al-Seid's response. And, who boy, I guess this means that BB's going to have to tell APAC to pump a shit ton more money into the election in Michigan. Take it away, Doc. You can respond and hit back. And you have, and you also hit back on. Donald Trump's health. Obviously, there's something going on up there and also going on with the, you know, with the release. And you brought that up. What was that line sitting on the, on the top of your head? At the time, asking the question, they're outdoors at some event. And Coach Arella in describing the release starts pantomiming the huge, what, bulk below nitwit near?

waistline? More photos of that coming out over the weekend. AI had nothing to do with it. The diapers that Natalie Harp puts on him are apparently, I guess they've kind of given up. Maybe they're double diapering at this point. If you've ever raised kids, you know that that's a thing. Sometimes when you've got a heavy wetter, you take a, you take diaper one and you cut little slits. in it and you put it on and then you put diaper two over it and hope that some hope that you're protected or that baby is protected i think i think i think i think i think natalie harps double diapering him now but uh at any rate uh what's what's that mica um maca says i was pissed when he lost of whitmer back when he was running for governor and i was so happy to vote for him against

stevens every time he opens his mouth i like him more hard not to and the third thing is, he's, well, he's the antithesis, isn't he, of the masculine men of maggot, manly, masculinity, manliness? He doesn't go around barking it, he just projects it. You know that, I mean, dude's got guns. You know he could flick nitwit Nero on his, his orange Mandarin nose, and probably knock him three feet into the three feet or backwards or maybe through a wall. But explaining himself, Abdul El-Said said the following. Have you been thinking about Donald Trump's health recently or, you know, is it just hard to, hard to not.

You just watch another of those videos and you're just like, you can't seem to keep it in. Yeah, he can't. So he wants to comment on me, you know, too can play at that game. What he says and what comes out of him. There's the cognitive decline out. Do you think he has dementia? Are you in that he's got dementia or he's just always been mistaken? You know, I am not licensed to practice medicine.

Some people have said you're not a real doctor. I'm sure Trump is going to try to make that argument. He'll probably make that argument. I should be like, bro, like, whoever is you're seeing, you better make sure you're seeing a real doctor. But clearly he's destroyed. And zinged him again. Well, whoever you're seeing, you better hope it's a real doctor. Well, it is.

It's not it is a real doctor. It's they are real doctors. NITWITNRO is presently being overseen by no less. And we sort of counted off a few of what they might be some weeks ago when he had his presidential physical, and we found out that he was examined by no less than 22 medical specialists. But, well, perhaps it's not that surprising for a man of his advanced age, even though we somehow can't quite get the multimillionaire for-profit media to go hammering tongs day in and day out with Trump's so old like they did with Biden. Curious, that. It's almost like they wanted to help Trump into the Oval Office because it would make for good copy.

And Abdul El-Said was ready to go. And of course, and I don't know how I missed this, but it was last year when White House physician Captain Sean Barbarella. No, it's Barbabella. How can you resist saying Barbarella? We all remember the movie poster, right? No, Captain Barbabella said that Nitwit Nero had diverticulosis. And that's no fun. Little pockets form in the wall of the colon.

And they'll make you miserable. and they'll also make you bloated and alternately constipated or beset by diarrhea. The National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases says that diverticulosis often comes from a lifestyle in which the patient is obese and eats a low-fiber, high red meat content. diet. Oh. Well, Mr. Two, Mr. Two Big Macs, two hamburgers. What's fiber? I don't want to eat that. Bring me a nice overdone New York strip steak. You cook it till it's almost charcoal and bring it to me. And then, of course, I guess we can expect in the future that folks like the J.D. Egg, Jimmy Dick Bowman, or whatever he's calling

himself these days or whatever names on his birth certificate. Yeah, he's eating the Maggot Carnivore Diet, which is basically sauerrout and steak. So he and whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm, Lamprey, head of the DHS, they can look forward to some diverticulosis in their future. or two. And I wonder if the $18,000 per program position that told them to eat that way, I wonder maybe if he's got it too. Remember, he's the guy who said that he could go behind a curtain at a party and poop and no one would know it. And when you think about that, you know, sorry about mentioning the poop in the first hour of the program. There went the Eastern Daylight Time Zone washed away like, well, never mind.

And you kind of wonder with a chud doctor like that if he's actually done that from time to time, you know, just to get, because, well, that's another, when you do this program for as long as I have, you remember things from one's past. And I remember Matt and San Francisco telling us about his days in retail at a major national chain. and the things that people would do inside a store, like crawl into a rack of a circular rack of clothing and take a big steamer and then just kind of casually walk away for the work staff to later discover it. You remember that, Matt?

How could you forget? Of course, maybe that, But maybe that was an early harbinger of a voting population that had yet to find its true purpose in life. Because after all, on January 6th, 2021, at least one maggot took a moment to stop and drop a deuce in the middle of the capital of the United States. I swear I think they were potty trained at gunpoint. But, yeah, gosh, nitwit, Nero, I hope your diverticulosis doesn't hurt too little. But apparently it's bad enough that, well, you can just tell he's wearing one now. That or maybe, and this is a little bit out there, maybe it's a mobility exoskeleton.

I saw a photo of one of those over the weekend. Yeah, it kind of looks at it because he can, I think he's barely ambulatory anymore. He only sits behind the resolute desk. He can toddle away from the golf cart long enough to hit his ball into the weeds. And then he's got, I guess that's Walt Nauta, his body guy who goes and improves his lie. He can shamble up to try to put on the golf course, but we don't see him walking much. He certainly doesn't go bicycling up and down Rojoboth Beach like, well, like Biden did. Biden's got stage four cancer.

And to hear his loving son Hunter tell it is declining, but he's still getting out there. he's still talking to folks he's still saying hey how you doing and he is still beloved uh in in many parts of this country i think as we go as as history marches on his reputation will um his reputation will improve his legacy will improve once all the disinformation finds its way uh into the well the same place that nitwit not nero's diapers go oh and i have an update on uh on on auntie cat's challenge and this is huge uh if the horn family can meet the original amount the five hundred dollars i'll kick in another five hundred dollars so two for one good luck auntie cat has said that that's good for the week but if we um knocked

it out like in the next day or hell if we had a miracle and knocked out five hundred dollars in this program we'd be fully caught up for the month of august and that would be profound and yes take a great deal of strain off of uh off of your umbel oastus and off of this program itself auntie cat that is astonishing thank you so so much so you know we we are into the second the program. Let's get going on that, can we? And thanks, thanks again so much, Auntie Cat. Who wants to be first to jump in on that? And from Darrell in Houston, what will it take, is the subject line. Before I start, Darrell says, I know I'm a sweet summer child for even bringing this up because I know the answer, but what will it take for maggots to realize the simple-minded idiocy of the filthy orange

abomination that they worship? To any average person, the absolute idiocy, corruption, evilness, etc., that slimy creature is so obvious a toddler could see it. Religion has so distorted their view of reality they are beyond sanity. The idiotic idea they believe and so easily disproved that morality is only possible if everyone and kowtows to their particular religious fantasy as the root of their gullibility and submission. Nicole Wallace asked this question of so-called Republicans on her show today, and her guest can't remember who, could only say they're too selfish to give up their power and too fearful to risk upsetting the orange filth's cult worshippers.

Both true, but misses the fundamental problem. Mainstream media and culture, for that matter, cannot bring themselves to even suggest that the religious beliefs of these fascist cult members might contribute to their willing acceptance of the monumental cognitive dissonance necessary to continue their worship of the filthy creature. I believe in religious freedom because otherwise we descend into fascism. Curious, Daryl, it seems we've done it even with all that religious freedom. However, I also believe that until we as a society are not afraid to call out the evils of religion, we have no hope of much progress.

Well, what did Yeshua, the brown-skinned Palestinian day laborer? and semi-literate itinerant rabbi who wore a dress every day of their life say many shall call lord lord and i will not hear them but yours is a fair question darrell and don't think for a minute that it hasn't been bedeviling me here it's uh it would be too flip for me to just simply do my bad yule brinner impression and say it is a puzzlement but it is I feel like my perspective may be a little bit unique insofar as, you know, this is the maggotiest maggot state in the union. West Virginia voted overwhelmingly for the orange pedophile in the first election, and then came back and voted for him even harder. Yeah, hit me harder, Daddy, and put a little stank on it.

And of course, you have to measure that against, maybe we had, what, a 70% turnout? And of that 70% in the last presidential election, he got 70% of the vote? I'll get lost in the math real quick on this one. But that 30% who doesn't vote at all, who have been successfully taken out of electoral politics by the soft voter suppression that the Republicans are so good at, namely, well, both parties are just the same. You know, there's not a dime's worth of difference between a Democrat and Republican, like Ralph Nader said in 2000, like George Wallace said in 1968 and 1972, like Strom Thurmond said in 1948 when it was a, and it was a lie every time. bless his soul in the great beyond. Of course,

Bart Kopp was a decided atheist, but whatever. He was planning on, when he died, he planned on going into the dirt and rotting, which Bert and Russell said is the future for all of us, philosopher.

But if there's a great beyond and Bart Kops in it, well, he must surely be getting a giggle, thinking back to all those times, he posted that editorial cartoon of two people standing, wearing gas masks in front of a background of just toxic effluvium and filthy toxic vapors and fumes all around. Still think there's no difference between the Democrats and the Republicans, Ralph?

So, you know, it's weird for me because most of the people that I interact with on any given day here in West Virginia are almost certainly either a non-voter or a Trump voter. There's a wee handful of those of us who got it right who have a nasty habit of every four years taking our national one-question IQ test. passing it as opposed to failing it. But for the most part, every, well, the vast majority here failed. And now, and of course, it's too soon to politicize this rock slam. But now, those votes are overflowing their banks. Those votes are sweeping cars downstream. Those votes are threatening livestock, precious doggies and kitties, beasts of the field, little squirrels running up the trees and hoping the trees can stay rooted in and not washed away as well? Boats have consequences, don't they, Daryl? They certainly do. And the question is, how do you get them to confront it?

one of the few trenchant things that Jehoshaphat said over, as said over the years over on my former filthy morning habit, was that Richard Milhouse, Pennhead, Nixon's supporters, and bear in mind, Nixon would be too liberal for the current Maggot Party. His supporters stayed with him long after Nixon had long since been proven to be the notorious philipot. sloanius crook that he was, saying things like, well, they all do it, but he just got caught. When in fact, they don't all do it. But he did get caught. And so they hang on and hang on and hang on because, well, in addition to whatever Nicole Wallace's guest said that you cited, Daryl, there is the fact that people cannot stand. to be humiliated. They cannot, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's something in the human psyche

where we just can't bear to admit that we were wrong. Honestly, uh, I get things wrong on this program all the time and I don't, I'm, I'm not ashamed to admit it. My ciphering alone is legendarily horrid. But I misnamed people. I get their ages wrong because this program is live. It's without Annette. I don't think you get my meaning. And by the way, for those of you who have asked, Annette and the Golden One and the kitties are all fine as Frogs hair split four ways, safe and dry in the magnificent Kincaid Mansion up on high ground. And thank you for asking. But human beings don't like to admit they were duped. That's why with P.T. Barnum's probably apocryphal this way to the egress sign,

those people would take nickel after nickel after nickel and pay to see the egress and never realized that they had seen the egress, but it wasn't what they thought they were going to see. And so climate change is real. This is climate change in real time that's happening here in Central Appalachia. If it's not West Virginia, the next time it'll be Kentucky, or northeast Tennessee, or western North Carolina with Helene a couple of years ago, or Southwest Virginia. All strongholds of rock-ribbed conservative Republican maggot voters. The next time a tornado rips through Alabama or Mississippi or both in one of those all-night horror shows, it'll be tearing apart places where good, God, fear, and upstanding Bible-believing Christ-centered, evil,

gelical, gun-to-mentalist, ammo, sexual Christian Trump voters are the dominant majority. and honestly, Darrell, for people who profess such abiding faith, well, and believe in, you know, magic, because that's all a prayer is, is magic, they seem to be unable to receive the messages that their great big bearded juvenile delinquent in the keep sending to them. Gave you a perfectly good planet and look what you did. You fucked it up. You've burnt and you've consumed and you've done everything you possibly can to make this beautiful planet the only one that we actually know in the entire universe harbors life.

Yeah, sure. The egg-headed scientists can posit that there has to be another planet out there. There just statistically has to be another planet out there. that will support life, but this is the only planet that we know does. And so they live in a state of constant cognitive dissonance. It's like static, but it's become like background noise to them. I think it's rather like the tinnitus that I have suffered from for decades after years and years and years of loud noises and headphones and rock concerts and et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And I always have, in the background, just this little be going in the back of my head,

and in the middle of my head. And until I found out what Tinnitus was, I figured most everybody had that. I can't imagine what it must be like just to not have it there. I've also compared that to gender dysphoria. It's, or people who say that it's like hearing an out-of-tune guitar with one string off, but you're the only one who can hear the one note that's off. And so the maggots have that too.

They have this dream of an America that never, and that's where Make America Great Again comes from. They have this dream of an America that they think existed once upon a time when things were good for their ancestors. But it never really did. It never really existed. Because for whomever thought things were good, there was always an out-group living in abject misery, deliberately. Ursula K. Le Guin wrote a short story years ago. I remember when Dr. Bill O'Brien first read it, he was absolutely gobsmacked by it.

The name of the short story, if you want to look it up, is the ones who walk away from Amalas. And it's a, it's kind of a philosophical meditation. No spoilers. A lot of us would be better off to read it. Obligatory Star Trek reference. There was an episode of Strange New Worlds that I could almost. swear was derived from Ursula Kela Gwyn and the ones who walk away from Amalas. It had to do with a child who had a specific function to fulfill that he had been destined for,

trained for, bred for, and that pesky prime directive just continued to make problems. But we will We'll continue on. We are into the Well, we're nearing the halfway point of this program. Thank you so much to Jeff in Slow, who was such a help earlier. That's $80 toward the $500

Get Roxy out of the whole challenge. Thank you. Thank you, Jeff. And we're making progress. thank you to Tom and Sunny San Rafael. Hi, Tom. Thank you so much. And thanks to Jude and women's standing.

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It does. And frankly, the existence of this program over nearly a quarter century is an ongoing testament to the miracle of community and determination to see this conversation continue. Thank you, Jude. Thank you, indeed. And Cat adds, come on, guys, help proxy. I'm not rich. I'm an LPN working a bunch of overtime so I can afford this. I believe in her.

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You're a pro. And I imagine the, well, I don't have to imagine. I know the overtime isn't easy. Cat, thank you. So you heard it straight from Auntie Kat. $400 more dollars turns into $2,000, or I'm sorry, $1,500, $400, 400 more dollars coming. Thank you. Thank you, Kat.

Thank you, Jeff and Slow. Thank you, Tom. Thank you, Jude. And from Jeremy, badge-accessed building. there was a badge to access building near me, one that you needed a background check to enter, where not too long ago, I, one of its workers, had taken to going number two in the second floor's bathroom. Oh dear, here we go. And removing some of said number two and proceeding down the stairs and smearing number two on the handrails the whole way down.

I'm happy to report that said employee was identified and relieved of their duty. Do O-O-D-Y. That was not you, Jeremy, no. One of its workers, pooping on the bathroom floor and then, smearing it elsewhere for Jeremy to clean up and you had to have a security clearance for that tells you something doesn't it Jeremy adds on a different note Vermont has had EF1 tornadoes confirmed here this year so far we used to get one every 40 to 50 years but don't don't try to tell the maggots about climate change because they'll tell you that their pastor done told them that

that that's devil talk and that they can't go to heaven if they start all that all that demonic recycling and and and and and and driving eavis and what not i saw a reel over the weekend that kind of blew my mind do you realize the leading country in the world for the recycling of aluminum and this was a reel that took place at a plant called constellium in Alabama and I wondered if it was the old plant where my dad used to work in Listerhill, Alabama. Used to be Reynolds metals. I almost think it is. But they recycle tons upon tons upon tons of aluminum. And along the way, the person describing the process noted that Brazil is number one in the world, I think with a north of 90% aluminum recycling rate, other countries have similarly high

rates of recycling. Meanwhile, the new 90 states of America, the greatest country in the history of the world on Earth now today forever in the universe under God, well, we recycle aluminum at about 43 percent. And one of the points that the host of the video made was that, you know, this isn't just about being some pointy-headed, liberal, intellectual, obsessive, compulsive, recycler. No. It's a national security matter because aluminum is valuable. Aluminum is useful.

And it is a finite substance that has to be mined. Yeah. But we only do it at 43%. Here in Parkersburg, there's a giant kerfuffle going on because the maggot leadership of this city decided that having a public utility to wit trash collection wasn't near as good as hiring a massive out-of-state corporation whose first duty is to its shareholders and not to the people of this city. And it's a complete mess. Tuesday's garbage day here, so after the program concludes,

be carrying out. I try to make sure that we start the new week with a fresh trash bag and everything. But the problem is the folks at waste management haven't been able to find us. And so Tuesday's trash day, not to waste management, incorporated. Maybe Wednesday? Nope, missed us again. How about Thursday? I, if you're lucky. I mean, the big green. green bins are out there by the alley and all they got to do is pick it up and what are them big green bins there you reckon cleetus yeah exactly and so it remained because here in West Virginia we don't recycle worth beans I mean it's bad we just put everything in the landfill hell we've done dug big old holes in

the ground with all our all our coal mining like God done put the coal in the ground for us, so let's just put our trash it. Yeah. And from Darrell in Houston, Ursula and Kay Le Guin, one of my favorite authors, everyone should read The Hainish novels. I haven't. I'll add that to the list. Darrell, I'll ask, have you read that short story, the ones who walk away from

Omelas? If not, you should. It's a, it is. It's a meditation. on all of us. And from M.A., hi, MA. The question about what it would take for supporters of Trump to change and drop their support. The problem is these people are of the same character in ilk, sad to say.

And yet, and yet they are the children, the grandchildren, the great-grandchildren, of people who themselves knew damned good and well, that the campney and God knows Republicans were not on their side. I guess for some people the lesson sticks and for others it does not. With me, it stuck. But then again, I was raised by parents who were children during the Depression. And by a grandmother, I'll say this until everybody says it with me. The Republicans promised us three meals a day and they delivered.

Remember? Remember Herbert? No, you don't remember. Neither do I. but Herbert Hoover promised in his in his presidential campaign a chicken in every pot oh those simpler times nobody asked the chickens did they but by the time that but by the time that he was done people like my grandmother were saying well you know the Republicans promised us three meals a day and they delivered oatmeal skip a meal and miss a meal and we may be running headlong toward that. AI may go straight to hell at some point to the AI bubble, the data center bubble. There's always a data center story out there.

I've got one in the stack this evening from an action eyewitness news team coverage station in Kansas. And like I said, we may yet get to it. But at any rate, what is it? it took it took 12 years including about three years of economic collapse and starvation and then people think that because they were all voting Republican in the 1920s everybody was voting Republican because the good times were here and they were going to stay and granted there was prohibition and bathtub gin but you know what the hell every now and then somebody has to drink some wood alcohol and go blind but the rest of us are okay right

You've got barbers and mechanics and grocery store clerks out there buying stocks on the margin until, you know, well, margin call. Something I used to think every time I heard fat dead Rush Limbaugh say, well, tell it on loan from God, my friends. I just hear this big booming voice deep in my mind going. Margin call rush, margin call. And finally the margin call came in. Thanks, I may. Okay. Hmm.

I understand better, Jeremy. And I'm not at all surprised. Ralph's pointing out, oh, and that other planet that supports life is probably 10 to 20 light years away at least. Yeah. We don't have anything to get us there. How long has been, how long has Voyager been traveling? and we're just now getting it just now got out of the recently got all the way out of the last vestiges of the solar system and now it takes about a uh takes about a day to get a message back

and then a day to send another one kind of like a it's kind of like a dating app's a a dating app at this point what w r ud what or you do n m h b you. Not much. How about you? Man. I'll add a couple of things before I go back to the phone. Someone has been waiting patiently on the on the stress line. So I talked earlier about nitwit, Nero throwing a hissy over, well, military exercises designed to keep the peace in, on the Korean Peninsula. Well, now he's mad at another ally. Curiously enough, he seems to just be mad at our allies. He never gets mad at North Korea.

He never gets mad at Mother Russia. He loves fascist dictatorships. If it weren't for the fact that BB Netanyahu sucked him into a dirty little war with Iran, he'd probably find something to like about the mullahs. but now because oman has said that they are negotiating with teheran well negotiating i guess what would typically be called a separate peace well nitwit nero has said that and again oman is our ally oman is such an ally that they house our military bases for which which we pay, handsome sum, but talking to Fox News TV Radio Rwanda, because, well, it's a friendly outlet.

He said, if Oman gets in the way, we'll bum the shit out of him. You know, he might want to think about not using shit analogies or metaphors or similes, given what has become readily apparent about his own hygiene. because Oman said earlier today that they had reached an agreement with Iran for ships to be able to get out of the Strait of Hormuz without Iran shooting at them. Nitwit Niro, of course, say, no, you can't do that. You have to reopen the whole thing because I said so. I'm Varuka Sultan. I want it now.

and Iran has said, send your starving sailors on your falling apart U.S. naval vessels home and we'll open the whole thing. And the blockade, we're good. The Iranian foreign ministry spoke and spokesman Esmail Bakwebaki said an understanding has been reached regarding the map of the transit route. nitwit Niro, who was desperate to get this gooey thing unstuck from him. They're good players, but they're dying. I have no time schedule. I'm not in a hurry.

Well, yes, he is. This thing is eating him alive because his numbers are, well, dropping like a paralyzed falcon. Oman will behave just like everybody else or else we have to blow them up. They understand that. They'll be fine. And I know we talk about this, but Jesus Christ, is there no one in the maggot party who realizes that this is entirely and hopelessly abnormal? that these are the ravings of a madman long past sanity but they're all looking out for themselves so if they 25th amendment his ass then they have to worry about their their future career j d vanssen you

because america already despises him and they despise him even more you're the one that took away our orange daddy. You're not like, you're not our daddy. You're not our real daddy. God, he threatens everyone except the people deserving of threats. Has Nittnero ever said anything about, uh, well, if North Korea doesn't behave, we'll have to bomb the shit out of them. But there's probably a reason why he was barking and grunting and hooting about bombing. the shit out of Oman. By the way, he probably doesn't have the munitions to bomb the shit out of Oman. He might bomb them with shit.

He's probably good for the production of that, or at least an AI video of it. But like I said, there's a reason, because earlier today, the Supreme Court, well, it was a Hail Mary in the first place. nitwit Nero asked the Supreme Court, I demand that you reconsider your refusal to hear my appeal back when I sexually abused E. Jean Carroll, who I definitely didn't sexually abuse because she's not my type. The Supreme Court in modern history has only reversed itself once.

And so today, the Supreme Court of the United States told Nittwit Nero to go pound sand and that E. Jean Carroll gets to keep the money. They told him to eat shit in a one-sentence ruling. And he continues to pursue this insane notion of presidential immunity based on the... And of course, he only has that argument to make because of the Supreme Court's ruling in the summer of 2024 that says that he is untouchable under the law.

It's not entirely a blanket statement. And so he's trying to say, oh, I had presidential immunity for the second one, because I only talk shit on her after I was president. It doesn't work that way. Issuing a statement, a white house spokes creep said, The American people stand with President Trump as they demand an immediate end of all the witch hunts, including the Democrat-funded travesty of the Carol hoaxes. President Trump will keep winning against liberal lawfare as he continues to focus on his mission to make America great again.

Yeah, keep telling yourself that spokescriep. So now the next case goes forward and that's going to be even more expensive for Tangerine Tiberius. There is so much to get into this evening, but I don't, someone is patiently waiting for me on the, on the stress line. Let's find out who. Hey, welcome to the program. Hello, it's Christine in the blind. Well, hey, Christine. How are you?

I'm upset. I'm mad, and I'm not going to take it anymore. There's been enough hand-wringing over this. Now we need to do something active. What do you have in mind? Oh, let's see. Oh, geez, yes, one blank. Anyhow, I think, I mean, right now all we have is our votes, because we can't really do anything active until midterms.

And even then, I expect the shit storm. But I'm just, you know, I've been listening to the news for the last month. This fool wants to retrofit nuclear ships with steam. I heard that this morning. I was eating breakfast. Let's be clear, Christine. He wants to change, he wants to go back to World War II era steam catapults instead of electromagnetic catapults on nuclear carriers.

Yeah, I understand that. Yeah. I understand that. And it's just not doable. Nobody's got the nads and tell them no. Somebody in the right house needs to grow several sets of nads and tell them it's a president. Sit down, shut up and just poop your pants. Well, you know what they're doing, right, Christine?

they're doing what you do with any fussy baby yes yes we'll get we'll get right to it yes yes yes that's just fine yeah that yeah that'll be great and then they're just hoping they're turn him over and thank his ass well they're it's similar they're what they're going to do is tell him yes yes and delay delay fail and they're just waiting for him to die because after that everybody will go wow he sure was crazy And then we could be stuck with J.D. Vance. We will be stuck with J.D. Vance. And I understand he's not too popular either.

Oh, no, no, no. He's as popular as a turd and a punch bowl. But the thing is, it may not be him dying in office. We've talked on this program for years now about the possibility of Nittwit Niro. resigning, assuming that the Democrats have the big day on the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November, November the 4th, assuming the Democrats have a big day and take the House and take the Senate, then sometime about January the 21st, he may very well resign with an understanding from J.D. Vance, that's the first thing he'll do, is pardon, nitwit, Nero,

for everything up and up to and including the Lindberg baby kidnapping. Oh, Jesus Christ. And then J.D. is president of the United States and hopefully meets the same electoral fate as Gerald R. Gerald R. Ford did after he pardoned Nixon. But under the operations, under the way that the Constitution operates, the thinking, of Jimmy Dick is that if he does that, I get to be president for 10 years. Not, not, I get to finish this term and run and run for two of my own. Who we!

Right? Yeah, and I'm pretty sure he's delusional, because I'm pretty sure a 10-year term is not going to happen. Well, hopefully he won't even get re-elected. But the important part of all of that is nitwit Niro gets a picture. pardon because the charges that were dismissed against him for January 6th and for the national security documents that he stole and put down in the potty at Magaloko, those are re-indictable. Those charges were dismissed without prejudice, Christine. Oh, so they can come back on them. Yes, ma'am.

He better die in office because I imagine this time if it's indictable, everybody with everybody on the uh everybody's going to be chasing his ass like but realistically realistically do you think that he would be found competent to stand trial sometime in 2029 look where he is now he can't even hold a thought in his head anymore he can barely read from a teleprompter uh-huh you just wait for him to Cock his heels. I know the time I wanted to use about my brain's not cooperating. I understand.

I think it's, uh, never mind. But yeah, I just, you know, he's, I'm just, I'm frustrated. And I, well, it is frustrating. And when I do, yes, and when I do my mail-in vote, they better, I mean, he's not going to stop me from voting. He'd better take that dollar out of my cold, dead hand. Well, here's the funny thing. You just happened to mention mail-in voting.

Well, earlier today, once again, he said that mail-in voting was cheating. Except if it's in his favor. He said, mail-in voting means mail-in cheating. The funny thing is... Yeah, early voting is cheating. Oh, my goodness. Well, okay, so that goes back to March. Mail-in voting is mail-in cheating.

But tomorrow is the Florida primary. And, of course, he fled the state of New York and took up official domicile and residence. in Florida, but of course he also can't go to the polls because he's barely mobile. And so it turns out that while he barks and grunts about mail-in cheating, he actually requested an absentee ballot for the Republican primary in Florida, and the Secretary of State's office verified that they did in fact receive nitwit Niro's mail-in ballot on the 14th day of August, namely this past Friday. Hypocracy means nothing. Hypocry means nothing to these criminals. Then they should stop the idea of posting the Ten Commandments in classrooms because they already broke all

up. What would be the point? Cock up his toes. That's what my brain is trying to pull up. Yeah, I under, yeah. Well, a White House spoke. creep. Olivia Wales. They seem to have a new one every day. I guess they're auditioning for Caroline, real pooh-poo, leave-it-alone's job. Olivia Whale said, As everyone knows, the president is a resident of Palm Beach and participates in Florida elections, but he obviously primarily lives at the White House in Washington, D.C.

This is a non-story. Actually, it's a story because he could pop by and vote down in Palm Beach. They love him down there, right, Christine? Yeah. This is just, you know, all I heard is all the handwrecking, and by golly, it leaves his style. Oh, congr. Also, oh, gee.

And I'm hoping the fabulous Kincaid Mansion is so there when you get home. It will be. It will be. And even the tarp over the. over the studio is holding nicely. I check to make sure. I'm trying to find a way. I'm trying to find a way to send a donation.

Don't you worry about that. Christine, you've got things you've got to take care of, hon. You're fine. Yeah, I know. Hey, how is Dave? We worry about him because, you know, we know he's living circumstances are not so great, and we know his landlord won't replace the damn battery and his smoke alarm, among other things.

It's worrisome. He hasn't mentioned that, so I imagine they finally got around to it. But he's... Oh, every time he calls, you can hear that. You know how it is when a smoke alarm battery goes bad. It just chirps in the background. Yeah. Well, Dave's does that, and it's been doing it for as long as he's been there.

I imagine it was doing that when he moved in. When I talk to him, I don't hear the trip in the background. It comes through here. Maybe my hearing is the cue as a microphone, but he's been pretty stressed out. He's sick. And, you know, the last time I suggested he goes to the doctor, I got. scorched so oh I know I'm pretty sure he's listening but but to be fair you scorch back when he suggests you go to the doctor too right no I have to go to a doctor my life depends on

to a doctor I'm on blood thinners I'm on drug I'm on crack of tropes that control my mental mental illnesses and I have a public with my psychiatrist for some medication because I have restless leg syndrome. I can't sleep because I'm stressed out. I can't sleep. If I can't sleep, I can't sleep because my legs are constantly moving. And if I'm sleep deprived, do you think you get out of rather quickly? Even if you were out of like about four times, I thought, okay, I get it.

But Roxanne, when I get addled, I really get addled. I can't, there's not, my medication is I have to have it. It's not optional. Oh, I understand. I'm on a few of those, too. I stop taking my blood pressure meds. No more Roxanne. And my blood pressure meds, they keep seeming, they change them every other month.

And it's like, and then I have, uh, muscle control problems. Muscle spasms. I call them jitterbugging. Right. Last Thursday, I had a walking group, and I was shittering so bad

we couldn't even go outside. And I had to go down to orthopedias because I'm still working on getting my left knee replaced first. I had to go to them and cancel that apartment. And I was so mad. by the time I got all. So I got, you know, I have to do something about all my current medical conditions.

They do things that kind of clash. And I'm telling them, you know, I'm trying to explain to them what's going on. And, you know, they may have the medical degree by and live in this body. The only thing I clash on with David is the vaccine. Well, I just got a note from Dave saying, hello to you, Ms. Kincaid, to the lovely and beautiful ex-wife of mine. Good to see you. Good to see you.

Girls are chatting. And remember when it comes to Don't play nice. We never do. Oh, no, I would never play nice. It's just, you know, I just, they may have the degrees, but I'm in this body, and they don't listen, or rather than half listen. I mean, yeah, you got a medical degree. Maybe, I said, maybe you guys need to spend a day in my body.

I mean, I'm in constant pain. I'm dittering my brain short circuit. I know what information I want to pull up, but it's stuck. On a happy note, I will be a one step closer to get my walk-in bath, my roll-in shower. put together. I can't wait. Oh, my, I can't wait.

Oh, I can't wait. I can't imagine. I'm hoping. It's raining here, too. I mean, it deludes the perfect password. But it's raining here. I heard, I slept through thunderstorms. I had heard thunderstorms all last night. Oh, they've just been,

they've just been rolling across the heartland, and then they, they cross, West Virginia's River and slam into these hills and slow down and just dump more. I mean, my friend that does my cat, kitty boxes, he said, why would you need flood insurance? He said, what could you ever slow the way? I said, Jeff, if the ground gets little saturated, the foundations on these trailers are going to give way. I've been trying to get flood insurance for the last 10 years, anywhere I lived when I was a winner.

I wanted flood insurance, but, you know, HUD. And that was before it was narrowed gutter that HUD was hard to even get it. Because homeowners were not going to cover flooding. and mobile homes are particularly funnable. I have never realized how hard it is the insurer mobile home. I had to get my home on this insurance. Then when I paid it off, I had to get more home on these insurance because they told me when I paid it off,

I didn't pay the year's premium. I almost lost my coverage because they told me I didn't pay my year's premium. But I said, wait a minute, when I told you, I paid it off. I thought I had went ahead and paid my year's premium. I went ahead and paid it. It's just, it's so hard. I mean, if this suddenly burns down, I had, and I'm fortunate not to be in it, I had to prove it's not arson. And then, you know, beat insurance against, you know, vandalism, breaking and entering burglary. It's just, wow. But I figured this was the only way I would own a home in my lifetime since the GA stripped me of my last home.

Infuriating. Yes. It's hard for me to sleep because my feet hurt. Right. And then my legs are ticking. And I had a wake up during the night trying to throw the kicking in my activity in my leg. and it's just I get flipped apart and if you think you're adult I just get totally loopy just as Dave in the Blind oh also have you let me ask you if he if they

change the smoke detector battery hello yes I wonder if they changed the smoke detector battery oh no I mean they hadn't last time we talked I think If he's listening to the end, he asked, if he, I'm pretty sure he's listening to end. It should be a perfect opportunity to ask him. Well, he kind of can't, but when he does call in, I will ask. I'll get off when you let him have it say. Well, Christine, you take care of yourself. I'm trying.

And we are forever rooting for you. We love you dearly. And the kids are all fine. Go ahead. And the kids are all fine. Good, good, good, good. All right, Christine, you take care. All right.

You too, Roxanne. Bye, Christine. Christine in the blind, beloved former spouse of Dave in the blind. And by the way, Jude had written in a moment ago and said, I was listening when Christine called, but I had a call that I needed to answer, so I missed the interchange. Please let her know I'll listen to this podcast. Thank you, Jude.

Thank you. Jude adding, Christine is the voice of an American struggle. Healthcare support. I stand close to her distant, distant as it may appear, Robin. Distance is relative. And this community is so good

about reaching out and caring for its own. And by the way, y'all, we are into the third hour of the program, $400 to go. on Auntie Kat's, get Roxanne out of the whole challenge. Lassie, go get the share of. Thank you, Auntie Kat. Jude and Tom and Sunny San Rafael and Jeff Inslow knocked out the first $100.

Hopefully, we can, gosh, if we could do $400 in the next 55 minutes, that would be a bona fide miracle. And the thing is, if we were to do that, Auntie Kat has said that if the first 500 is knocked out, she'll add another 500, and that'll make a total of 1,500. And we will be caught up for the month of August. Something I dared not hope we would do. And so Auntie Kat's out there, and she wrote earlier and said, please, please, please help. And challenges like this don't happen every day. day. So I'm hoping, I'm hoping, you know, 10 at 40, 40 at 10, 1 at 4, 2 at 2 at 2, 4 at 1.

I am a professional cipher, y'all. And don't try this at home. Oh, and by the way, just funny. I saw a meme earlier today, a picture of Cheryl Hines, who was on, in fact, Victoria and I were talking about this. You know, she was on Curb Your Enthusiasm with Larry David, and now Larry David has the limited-run series Life, Larry,

and the pursuit of unhappiness over on HBO, unpaid product placement. And there's a lot of there's a lot of famous folks who do basically cameos. It's sketch comedy. There's usually three, sometimes four. There were four in the last night's episode, weren't there?

And they're pretty funny. But of all the people who are in there, Cheryl Hines ain't one of them. And they were friends once upon a time. But one of the things that Larry David did do was to skewer the living be Jesus out of whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm, lamprey in one of the sketches in the series. But I mentioned that because I saw a meme earlier today of Cheryl and Bobbo the clown sitting together. and the caption merely said, someone on here referred to Cheryl Hines as the marvelous Mrs. Measles. And that's funny, and people should call her that in public to her face.

Yes. The time for being nice is long past. The marvelous Mrs. Measles. Yeah. You know what? I have a sneaking suspicion. This might be day. let's check and see hey welcome to the program you're damn near psycho girl i am psycho dave i am

well i figured since the beloved ex-wife requested my uh presence uh i i i must appear you know it's a contractual thing after the settlement yeah right it's a legal obligation, yes. Yeah, I don't want to dragging my ass into court. No, you've had that ass beaten once before, and one is plenty. Oh, but the answer to the question of the battery is no. No. We're still waiting for our first church.

Oh, no, you've gotten church in the background there, girl. Okay, I must not have my cans turned up high enough. but now to top everything off i have bedbugs ah jesus which harkens back to a favorite saying of our our dear mutual friend mike maloy who in moments of frustration will sometimes utter the utter well if it ain't lice it's bedbugs at least it's bedbugs well i have i i have been listening to mike on a regular basis recently. He still screams harder than I do, which I find

absolutely amazing. He's infuriated and just is not inclined to hide his light under a bushel, Dave. No, and I don't think we'd know in Lovin nearly as much if he did. You know, at least with Mike and with others,

you know, Tera and some of the others. We've not been cutting this asshole in his slack since he strutted down the golden

escalators with the with the go-go girls and the paid crowd. You remember that circus, don't you like that? Of course.

Yeah, the Mexican rapist speech. Yeah, who could forget, no matter how hard we try. And there were plenty of Hispanics in the audience, and they were going, yeah, probably because they were getting paid for it. And that's not casting some aspersion. They finally admitted that, yeah, they paid the crowd. Sure. It is the only time on record that Donald Trump has ever paid a bill.

Do we know that they actually did, though? They said they were going to get paid. Do we know that they ever did? They claim they did, and I haven't heard back. But then knowing Donald, he probably had a one-way flight to Guadalajara for half the crowd. and way I I don't know who those people were

yeah no this guy I agree with you and Christine after his presidency is done I don't see a court

finding him confident to stand trial I mean you know how detailed and how I'm creating order they get when they examine somebody for competency oh yeah

They turn over every rock, and it's more than one psychiatrist. And while this is a criminal prosecution, it's not like it's a capital murder case or something like that, but it's still extremely important. I mean, for all our propping, and we ought to do this to Donnie, and we ought to do that, the man still has to constitutional rights even if he wipes his ass on the document. Which he probably has. You know, if he's to be prosecuted, I wanted to be done by the numbers. And make it stick. No errors.

Right. And since the federal cases in the case of the documents and stuff like that, he's been pissing off enough federal judges that he could live 30 or 40 more terms and they'd still be pissed at him. Well, and chief among them, the one I'm watching most closely is Judge Emmett Sullivan in D.C. It's good to remember that he was appointed to the federal bench by both Republican, well, he was good. Yeah, there, I heard your beep. Yes. No, he was confirmed by both Republican and Democratic senators because he's a great judge.

And I have a feeling that he may be the one to really read the Riot Act to Todd Blanchy, nitwit Niro's personal lawyer. Because in the last hearing, he said, when I say Todd Blanche better show up, I mean Todd Blanche. not you Buster to the little wet behind the years DOJ lawyer that they had decided to throw to the wolves Oh, well, we'll let you sacrifice your law license for it by showing up in my stead, yeah. Yeah, let's send Cletus. He'll do it. He don't know no better. We intentionally taught him wrong. Well, you know, after he loses his law license, I'm sure some parking garage outfit will hire him as a pair of eagles. I'm sorry, counsel for the parking garage still tickles me.

Hell, Alina, Habana, Habana, Habana, Habana is said to be in the running for Caroline Real Poopoo Leave-It-Alone's job. Oh, God. well let's hope she screws up everything that way like she did during the trial of good shit dying well trial zh Dave because I'm sorry you're right

yeah she and Todd Blanchie and Emil Beauvais accent grove over the e screwed up the first the first defamation trial with E. Jean Carroll. They screwed up the second defamation trial with E. Jean Carroll and got him hung out to dry for another $95 million or so. And then they screwed up his felony trial and got him hung out to drive for 34 felony counts, which somehow or another, our multimillionaire for-profit media continues to forget. It's almost like they can't bear to believe it. Frankly, if there was an iota

a microgram of integrity at the New York Times, the Washington Post, et cetera. The first reference to Donald Trump would be convicted felon, Donald, convicted felon President Donald Trump. And that would be editorially correct. It's editorial, it's editorially correct, it's judicially correct, and it's factually correct. The case is over. It has been fully and filed. finally adjudicated.

But I'm going to sue them for $10 billion. Yeah, how's that working out with the bead there, Donnie? Well, not only that, Roxanne, but you notice he often sounds like Dr. Evil? Yeah, all he has to do is stick his little pinky in the corner of his mouth, Lauren Michael's style. Ten billion dollars. He says everybody for ten billion dollars. And Mike Myers should look over at him and go, well, you want to see somebody for $10 billion down here?

Let's get it on. Oh, without a doubt. And in fact, and, you know, every time Dr. Evil said, you know, 10 billion dollars, one million dollars. Dr. Evil times have changed. every time he sue somebody for $10 billion. They caved. Well, if they're ABC, CBS, you know, they cave. But the VBC's not going to cave.

But the fact of the matter is, there's something, well, you know, here we are, you know, Dave, you've been here with the community for a long time. As we often notice, note, we are so far out ahead of the curve. it's like we're on straight road. And so earlier, former congresswoman marginal trailer queen in a lengthy post

said, and this is the part that matters, they are discussing using nuclear weapons on Iran in strategy meetings. Yes, you read that correctly. It's real. I'm not speculating. I know.

Oh, you're getting Kenny. And it's pure. Pure evil. Roxanne, you're getting off with any. I don't know why. Let me see if anybody else is telling me that. No, I can't even make sense of what you're saying, dear. Oh, for heaven's sakes.

I wonder if that's me or you? No. Let me, Brother Deacon Asa, if you're out there. Let me get off of here. Maybe it'll clear. Okay. Yeah, Jeremy, Brother Deacon Asa, somebody tell me. me if my audio has gone sideways again. That seems to be a new thing. I'll talk to you later, Roxanne.

All right. Take care, Dave. Bye now. Well, darn. Let me know, please. If I'm sounding like a machine, then I guess I have to reboot everything. And smack dab in the middle of a desperate run to try to raise $400 more. We can do that. Okay, okay. There. Thank you, Brother Deacon. Thank you. No, your audio is golden.

Something must have been going sideways with the tech on either, well, on Dave's end. I hate that. Okay, no, your audio is golden. It's on Dave's end. Probably interference from the smoke alarm. Wait a see. Okay. Thank you, Brother Deacon. I have mentioned before. Okay, thank you, Micah, sounding fine here. Appreciate it.

But, no, we talked about this a long time ago. Thank you, Ralphs. Thank you, Billable. Thank you, Steve. Oh, brother Deacon. Dave's handset battery is joining his smoke alarm batteries. Oh, dear. Might be.

I wonder if Dave was to privately provide me a mailing address for his landlord. if I was to mail a couple of nine-volt batteries to him. Not those shitty ones from the Holler Dollar, and I'm not going anywhere near Dollar Tree for obvious reasons. But no, the real good ones, the Dura cells or the energy, mail them to his landlord and see if maybe we can get that thing taken care of. And find out what kind of battery the handset takes, too. We love you, Dave.

We do. Thank you, Clarence. Sounds great. Jude, I'm hearing you in the Pacific Northwest. Thank you so much. I wanted to, you know, I've become a big fan of this account called epistemic crisis. This is the guy who has a doctorate in physical therapy. And this was his post from Saturday.

It's worth the playback because it's a company. accompanied by video of nitwit Nero with, of course, I mean, at this point in time, ladies, we all know what a bustle is, right? He looks like he's wearing a bustle straight out of the gay old 90s, the 1990s, 1890s. It's so obvious that it's become comical. And so here is the clip from Saturday. dump all that dump inside my trunk my dump my dump my stanky stanky dump i mean look at the tail feathers on that motherfucker i'm a physical therapist with a doctor in my field and 15 years experience working in

home health care treating geriatric patients with dementia heart failure kidney disease and horrible incontinence like this piece of shit no pun intended but clinically speaking either he really is this fat which is fluid retention all day from congestive heart failure or chronic kidney disease or some of both where his incontinence is so bad that he's wearing 17 incontinence briefs and the third possibility is he's wearing some kind of i told you double diapering only triple quadruple quintuple and it's a last resort sort of thing brief-shaped device that of course the general public doesn't have access to that he will soon buy stock in to make money off of while he shits himself in public y'all search by the way one of the

the funniest parts of these videos, and it's a visual, not an audio, is that the closed captioning, every time he uses a word like shit, it's replaced by Rubio or Vance or Vance Couch is to fill in for the word fuck. This guy's a national treasure. Shits a lot is not going to be with us much longer. Somebody that's this incontinent or this bloated. It's only. only indicative of severe illness piled on top of lots of other severe illnesses. Happy Saturday. At this point, he's on 114 days of borrowed time. Who did he borrowed the time from? The Tate brothers, who were going to jail forever in three different countries. When J.D. Vance should have put Belladonna in his Fanta, been impeached, or they should have finished the process of invoking the 25th

Amendment. Thank you for your attention to this matter. I mean, genius, but the guy's also bit of an expert. The Belladonna and the Fanta, though. You know, to go back to Daryl's query from the beginning of the program, what does it take? What does it take? Do we have to rub the maggot's noses in it? Literally, send them, send around a little tiny, that would probably be hazardous waste, but little test tubes of, no, we can't. No, he'll eventually nitwit Nero will sell a little test tube.

tubes of what the Elizabethans, perhaps the Victorians, referred to as his night soil. Anything for a buck, right? But you've got to wonder when the dam is really and fully and truly going to break. Apparently, over the weekend, John Ossoff, and everybody used just about the same phrase to describe this moment, struck a nerve while at a rally in Georgia, a re-election rally. Speaking to the audience, I guess he kind of, I don't know why, but he kind of shocked him. He shocked the audience, that is. So per earlier, we have Abdul El-Said talking about him crapping his pants.

And now here from the weekend, Senator John Ossoff, and the thing is, People have referred to the fact that he's got Gregory Peck good looks, sounds and looks a bit like Gregory Peck, and he uses it. He knows what his skills are, and he knew what he was doing here, and damn. And there's something despicable about lying a nation into war, treating citizens as fuck. Let's try that again. I was trying to get to a better volume, but it's not going to get any better. And there's something uniquely despicable about lying a nation into war, treating citizens as fools and those who serve as pawns. Aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, they've now been at sea for 240 plus days without a port call. It's a Navy record. And still, and still.

And still they serve with excellence. And still they serve with excellence. God bless the sailors, Marines, aviators, and all aboard the United States ship Abraham Lincoln. See, they don't expect luxury. They'll endure hardship. But they deserve competent leaders who send them into combat only when necessary. And with decisive clarity of purpose.

Not fools who lie about the purpose and progress of war. And while the sailors on the Lincoln fight his war, while he fruitlessly drains our munitions and oil reserves, the president sleeps through his meetings. He golfs and trades stocks. See, he doesn't want to do the job. He wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie on their apparently defenseless flying palace gifted by the Emir of Qatar. And make no mistake, that was a media savvy clip. If you watch it, the camera angles tell you that that is made not just for present campaign purposes, but for future purposes. Oh, my God, that man has a chiseled jaw that looks like Rodan himself did it.

But that, that was a kill shot. He wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie on their apparently defenseless flying palace, gifted by the Emir of Cutter. And people immediately recognized on social media the import of the moment. People pointing out that the reference to Natalie was direct relative to the rumors. Because she's a, oh, she's gross. She puts little post-it notes up for him in his personal space as saying, My only thought is ever of you.

Natalie Harps, Steve. She's the diaper nanny. She's also referred to as the human printer. Another person said she's his Stepford wife, robot aide. She allegedly leaves notes in his private spaces like the residence, which have read, You are all that matters to me. She literally carries a wireless printer. so that she can constantly print off whatever favorable stories of him she can find and read to him,

like Sheldon's mama on Big Bang Theory, singing Soft Kitty to Sheldon. It's pathetic. It's embarrassing. Political, excuse me, political strategist Mike Nellis said, first federal Democratic elected official to say the name of Trump's alleged mistress won't be the last. Another suggesting, somebody makes sure that melanoma sees this. I don't know that it would matter to melanoma. All she would probably say is, well, at least someone's getting some, at least I'm getting some relief. One podcaster, Dan Pfeiffer said, this is going to lead to some uncomfortable conversation.

in Washington newsrooms. People then calling out the multimillionaire for-profit media, noting that the New York Times got close in November 2024, but they couldn't bring themselves to say, of course, if it had been Bill Clinton, it would have been splashed all over in headlines reminiscent of the headline. Japan surrenders if Bill Clinton had been right. Can you imagine if Barack Obama was followed around by a young bleached blonde whose only purpose was to fluff his ego?

Oh, true, true, Billable Rick. And that's a Rommeloma rim shot for you. Melanoma would simply say, I don't really care, do you? True. But the thing is, John Ossoff stuck and knew what he was doing. and stuck it in the tender place and gave it a twist. Because you can say that Natalie Harp is his mistress. You can say that, but it's more like she's his, as we said, diaper nanny.

Oh, dear God, can you imagine having. Oh, God. That may be the biggest dinner hour ruiner this program has ever seen. Poor Sylvie. I hope you're still at work. Oh, poor Joyce breakfast in Ann Arbor. Any parent has changed a few. And you know, you're kind of like, yeah, but I love the baby.

Well, the baby is 270 pounds, coated in orange, green. paint on his face is an adjudicated pervert and almost certainly a pedophile. Oh, I'm not going to, oh, oh, oh, there's not enough, there's not, there's not enough, there's not enough, there's not enough rot cut tequila in all of Mexico to bleach my brain of, oh, God. But as the old saying goes, a kicked dog will bark and the dog

got kicked we know the dog got kicked because well this wasn't one of those white house spokes creeps of indeterminate name

now they hauled out Stephen 10 tons of butter chung the former rasslin hype man vulgar on a level that only nitwit Nero can challenge, who responded, and I don't know, maybe the audio will be better here. Probably not.

Let's play it again, though, just for its value. I mean, this is for its value. He's not ranting, John Ossoff. He's not raving. He is calm. He is cool. He's collected. And he is working with words.

like a surgeon works with a scalpel. I'm going to play it again because Stephen Chung actually retweeted the entirety of of Assoff's remarks for him. This guy's a communications professional. Right. And then basically admitted through his vituperation the fact that Assoff, had gotten the blade all the way in to the viscera. And there's something uniquely despicable about lying a nation into war,

treating citizens as fools and those who serve as pawns. Abord the USS Abraham Lincoln, they've now been at sea for 240 plus days without a port call. It's a Navy record. And still, And still, and still they serve with excellence. And still they serve with excellence. God bless the sailors, Marines, aviators, and all aboard the United States ship Abraham Lincoln. I mean, it's perfect.

It's perfect in its delivery. Perfect in its writing. Perfect in its execution. Because he's down south. And nobody. gets more wrapped up and support the troops. I know, I know, contradictions, contradictions, contradictions, than the deep South, but it's perfect.

See, they don't expect luxury. They'll endure hardship, but they deserve competent leaders who send them into combat only when necessary. And with decisive clarity of purpose, not fools who lie about the purpose and progress of war. Damn. Everybody remembers what he says at the end, but not fools who send them into war. So let's see. He just called nitwit Niro a fool. He just called the JD Egg a fool, even though the JD Egg said it wasn't such a great idea. He definitely just called Whiskey Pete Kegbreath. What a fool? Anybody got any baking soda?

he called Navy's acting Navy secretary Hung Cowell who is absolutely worried sick about the witches in Monterey a fool and it's

stuck and the crowd senses it this may be this may be the best political oratory of the season on either side of the political aisle. There's nothing to be had on the other side of the political aisle.

Nitwit Niro has never been a great orator. Did you notice that he didn't just breeze past U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln? Instead, he gave her full name, United States ship Abraham Lincoln. That is a telling moment. And so the crowd is ready. He's got them in the palm of his. hand every once in a while and it doesn't happen that often and look I'm not sitting here analyzing John Ossoff's politics I'm analyzing his oratory and his his ability to deliver a blow

and make sure it's felt and he did no jacket no tie sleeves rolled up French blue shirt in his element and he's always in his element. We heard the clip of him, I forget who it was, he was cross-examining in a Senate hearing, but Jesus Christ, he was the best of the lot

because he understood the purpose of cross-examination. This is a man on a mission, probably more than one. And again, we're replaying this so that the full filth and vulgarity of Stephen Chung's

response will become abundant and clear. And while the sailors on the Lincoln fight his war, while he fruitlessly drains our munitions and oil reserves, the president sleeps through his meetings. He golfs and trades stocks. See, he doesn't want to do the job. He wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie on their apparently defenseless flying Palace gifted by the emir of Qatar. And then he gives a little nod, drops his chin, and just shakes his head side to side

ever so slightly, as if for shame, for shame. He doesn't want to do the job. He never has. But that was pointed to, and that barb, beyond reaching, canckel's Caligula may have also gone through and gig Jimmy Dick Bowman or whatever names on his birth certificate, the vice president. He knows it too. And yes, he was opposed to the attack on Iran, but he just didn't have the machismo to overcome

the drunken, drug-addled ravings of Whiskey Pete Kegbreath, because Whiskey Pete knew what Daddy wanted to hear. And so with all that as prologue, this then was the response of former Rasslin Hype Man and probably the single largest consumer of butter in the United States, Stephen Chung. And I quote, by the way, this is who they are. And the good church-going maggots who are in the pews every Sunday listening to their maggot gospel sharp talk about what a man anointed of God is Donald Trump. They read the remarks of Stephen Chung

when they are the absolute antithesis of anything that their Palestinian avatar ever stood for. What did Jesus say if a man strike you on one cheek, turn you also unto him the other? I guess that one was lost on Stephen Chung. It's not part of the gospel of Trump. Because Stephen Chung said, and I quote, John Jackoff has to be the biggest cuck loser in politics.

Instead of denigrating hardworking people serving their country, John should look deep into his soul and ask himself why he's a miserable person. who hates this country. It's because he's a radical extremist Democrat. Because they all have to use Democrat now because that makes Daddy happy. Did you know there's a bee and dumb? Most people don't know there's a bee and dumb. He said that. The dementia patient said that. And the admission is in every word that Stephen Chung posted. John Jackoff, what are you for?

off. What are you fucking 11? Is it perpetual seventh grade for you, Stephen? Are you finally getting back at all the people who gave you wedgies, all the other tough boys who gave you wedgies and swirlies? Is that what you're doing, Stephen? well, he didn't flee the sinking ship like Caroline Real Pooh Leave It Alone did because he knows that he has maxed out the Peter principle. He has risen to the highest level of his own incompetence. The White House, the whorehouse, could have issued a thoughtful, albeit biting response, but instead they handed the job to a rotten little 11-year-old 12-year-old pre-adolescent John Jackoff.

Biggest cuck loser. You're just a loser. I'm rubber, you're glue. It bounces off me and sticks to you, cuck loser. And nitwit Niro relies upon him because he, Nitwit Nero knows that the kind of people who remain dedicated to him even now are the same kind of people who tune into the rasslin matches, where that shit passes for discourse.

Because Kankles Caligula always remembers that his real start in media was Rasslin. Instead of denigrating hardworking people serving their country, Buckface, he didn't denigrate the people of the United States Navy. You posted the clip. If you hadn't posted the clip, the maggots might have gotten away with making the maggots think that he did. But even a maggot can click that little right-pointing arrow and hear him praise the courage and dedication to duty of the crew of the United States ship Abraham Lincoln and ask themselves, Wait a minute, John Oslo's talking about what awesome people they are, and they are because my boys own the Lincoln. Or my daughter.

No non-binary's on the Lincoln. Whiskey Pete took care of that. Yeah, there are. They're just closeted. That's right, Victoria. No one was denigrated except Daddy and Natalie, who doesn't even get a last name. Are they the hardworking people serving their country? Niro's never worked hard a day in his life.

And again, he posted the video. Remember when Chris Tweety Bird Matthew said that George W. Bush sent a tingle down his leg? There are people all over America right now who are getting tingles from John Ossoff. This is no endorsement. I just happened to be schooled. in analyzing things like this clip. And John Ossoff is the most Kennedy-esque politician we've seen since JFK. Gavin Newsom's probably sitting out in California going, God damn it!

James Talleyko in Texas is going, but I've learned how to talk just like Barack Obama. No slurs. I think Abdul El-Said would probably have the humility to say, dude's got Riz. But make no mistake, this is a confession by Stephen Chung. He knows that his daddy can't go blow for blow with John Ossoff, because John Ossoff would eat him alive. And the Natalie, he and Natalie, he and Natalie,

part, I mean, that's what everybody grabbed, but the he doesn't want to do the job. That's the one that's going to have maggot minds squirming and itching in the dark and still of the night. I mean, everybody, a veritable who's who of commentators couldn't resist this, so no reason I should. Zaid Jelani said, if this is the crash-out Trump's staff are doing right now, then it sounds like the hit dog is hollering. Adam Parkamenko said, can you imagine the press coverage of a Democratic White House employed a disgusting pig monster like this tub of shit? Yeah, can you? But that's the double standard.

Democrats have to fight by the Marcus of Queensberry rules and play their hand according to Hoyle, while maggots. kidney punch and punch below the pelt throw poop Victoria and play with a marked deck and about a half a dozen aces up on a spring trigger up their sleeve former Joe Biden advisor Michael Lyndon said I know I'm old now because I really wish we had a politics

where the White House Communications Director would be immediately fired for tweeting something like this and another individual said extremely telling that Chung goes straight to cuck loser when John Ossoff cracks a joke about Trump's young single executive assistant who's been caught at Trump's bedside at night before. Little buddy's mad he doesn't have his own Natalie. Ball. That was Hunter Dunn.

And Steve in New York notes, I've always said Trump doesn't want to be president. He wants to be called president. Yep. and there is a distinct difference between the two they come to me and they say sir sir you're the bestest this president has ever been president we may look back on that

and realize it was more than what it was even in the moment this may be this this may eventually be lawyer welch saying it long less sir have you no decency and of course with that bunch there is no decency. Oh, and just just a moment for this because you know, anytime the Epstein files come up, and by

the way, Marginal Trailer Queen, I don't know if she knew what she was doing, she usually doesn't, but by mentioning that they're talking about dropping a nuke on Iran, momentarily took eyes off the Epstein file ball. But during that entire discussion, And to this day, the maggots still say it,

Yeah, well, just wait till you find out Bill Clinton's in the Epstein files. And to a person, we on this side go, so what if he is? Drag him out at dawn and deal with him too. All of them, every last one of them. Fuck politics. You notice that nobody, isn't it just curious? But even the, I mean, no, I don't mean from a more. moral standpoint. But no maggot has even ever said, yeah, well, what do you do when you find out

Obama's in the Epstein files? Because no, he's not that guy. Never has been. They tried that shit early on in his political career, talking about some gay trist in a seedy Indiana hotel or some such and did not stick because it was impossible. Instead, they tried to pin something similar, and they're still doing it to Joe Biden. But again, it's bullshit. But that's all by way of introduction. File this under, well, okay, fuck him too. The House Ethics Committee released a letter today about an investigation into allegations, quote, that Representative Jimmy Gomez may have engaged in sexual misconduct in violation of the Code of Official Conduct or any other applicable standard of conduct, including engaging in inappropriate sexual contact with the House

staffer in violation of Clause 18B of the Code. Well, Jimmy Gomez is a Democrat. Do process, yada, yada, sorry to be so flip, but, you know, if this proves to be true, fuck. him. I got no problem. Fuck him. Quit. Open the seat up for, maybe open that seat up for a woman who won't be Congress representative gropey hands. Apparently there are separate allegations against Gomez, one that he was seen kissing an aide in another congressional office. And Gomez, for his part, well, it's a classic non-denial denial. I haven't violated the law or house ethics rules. I take full responsibility of committed myself to working through the pain

privately with my wife and family. In other words, he did it. I sought professional assistance to help re-center and heal my relationships and move forward with honesty, transparency, and respect. I continue to do this work. Good. Do it in the private sector, motherfucker. I have and continue to sincerely apologize to my family, friends, and the people that I have the privilege to serve.

good apologize to them as a private citizen i'm deeply sorry to my wife for the pain and embarrassment that i brought into our lives her sacrifices and support are central to my ability to serve and i can only feel gratitude for her grace and strength good feel all of that as a private citizen quit leave the job to someone who wants to do the business of representing the american people instead of good god can i'm sorry it's it's it's lost on me can you imagine going to congress because you think it'll make it easier for you to get some tail well somebody's somebody's gonna be bleaching with shower or showering with bleach this evening god i'm so grossed out of good death come on chlorox uh sorry jimmy you got to

go, buddy. But by the way, the funny thing is the ones who try to brazen it out, maggots. Corey Mills is still a member of the House of Representatives from Florida. Yeah. And up in the B. Buckeye State. Yeah. He's still there too. Now even being sued for civil rights violations of his own daughter, I mean, and refuses to resign. Gross bastard. And out of all of this, I keep wondering. In his first term, nitwit Nero was infuriated when it came out that members of the joint chiefs reached out to their Chinese counterparts and said, listen, if he starts talking anything stupid

about nuclear weapons, just rest assured, there ain't going to be no first strike. ain't going to happen. And that's why there's been a Stalinesque military purge in hopes of, because he wants his generals. Like any generals like the German generals who did what they were told. Sir, they lost that war. And with every passing day that it grows worse, the risk increases, make no mistake. These are grave times. I could continue this broadcast for another three hours. just trying to pull all the little strings and see where they lead. Do you remember when, you remember when Nimrodham Randawa, Nikki Haley, was ambassador to the UN? And the morning zoo crew from Moscow 996, the vulgar boatman called in pretending to be the president of Poland and Nikki Haley fell for it.

Remember that? They asked her the president's position on the island of Bonobo, because I do. Well, guess what? The new prime minister of the UK, Andy Burnham, recently messaged White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles. We don't know if there were texts, emails, exactly what. But, The messages came from Burnham and responses came to Burnham's messages. And the thing is, it wasn't Susie Wiles. It was some imposter impersonating her. Hey, it was bad enough when Nimrodha Randawa, Nikki Haley, got bamboozled by the morning zoo crew of Moscow 96-96, the vulgar boatman. I keep changing the frequency. They were doing it for yucks. Nobody really knows why this happened.

But someone inside the White House can impersonate the White House chief of staff. The British Embassy was frankly bamboozled, flabbergasted, slobidocard. Politico said that the minute it happened, the British embassy got on the blower to the White House and said, I say, oh chap, what the fuck is going on over there? Now they're trying, the White House is trying to say, well, apparently Susie's phone got hacked. And messages went out all over the hill and all over the, across the fruited plane. and executives, governors, senators, other members of Congress got fished by fake Susie Wiles. But then today, someone in the Maggot Hort or White House said, oh, well, that's different than when the thing with the prime minister, that was like different, you know, from like what happened like when your phone got like hacked. It took a little bit, but Prime Minister Burnham finally did look up and say,

I say this doesn't seem entirely cricket. What the fuck is going on? Did the Iranians do it? I mean, they've got those amazing Lego videos. Have they ratcheted up their game? I don't know. But the White House did tell CNN. Oh, well, like, no, like, important messages.

That's not the point. It's kind of like Stephen Chung missing the point with John Ossov. They can't even secure their own cell phones, which means the network is not secure. Because, well, Susie Wiles is dealing with a breast cancer scare. But that doesn't render her incompetent. And she doesn't seem the sort to. get a snoot full and then fall and then and then click on, click on some random email, you may be a winner.

I'm a Nigerian prince. Please respond to my email. No. This is the most savvy woman that Florida Republican politics has produced in eons, the most savvy operative. Something bad is happening inside the White House. The wheels are off, and the hackers have found Maggotville. You can tell how serious it is by how quiet they're being.

And this is only just now coming out. Politico reported it. At least they didn't wait to write a tell all the Prophet Spunge book about it. It happened last year. that was the business with the fishing messages going out all over Capitol Hill. The Burnham thing, however, is brand-ass-new. I hate it when I get Alex Jones, Alex Jones paranoid. False flag, false flag.

But can you imagine a scenario where a pre-existing hacking problem would be the excuse for a, First use, nuclear strike. When you're through the looking glass, nothing is as it seems. You know, we should start taking notes of moments when we tug on these little strings and it winds up in a different part of the sweater than where you thought it was going to be. Sleep tight tonight, America. That's the program. Y'all, one last time, we've got a chance to catch.

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And by the way, Billable Rick with a note says, Jimmy Gomez needs to resign from California 34. Jimmy Gomez needs to go. He's a creep. Also, the second-place vote getter in the primary for California. 34 is a Democrat, so this is a safe seat. Here's the summary of the primary results. Jimmy Gomez, 54,000 votes, 46%,

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