Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 17 June 2026, Prayer Meetin' Wednesday
Episode Date: June 18, 2026James Talarico now lives in the head of every MAGAT in Murkkka, especially the creepy evilgelical ones. Nitwit Nero says he has the best deal any president ever made, even as he's losing his shirt. No... worries. If it doesn't work out, he has the Jadey Egg loaded into a catapult aimed at the underside of a bus.
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The password is bus.
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Hey, yeah, nothing says dinner in the Eastern Daylight Times Zone quite like the word mucus.
Here, let's add a side of flim while we're at it.
Yum, yum, yum.
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before we
I knew I'd do it to somebody, Matt and San Francisco
gravy.
You had to bring that up while I just sat down.
for a dish which contains mashed potatoes and gravy.
This mucus dish is just lovely.
I'm sorry, Matt, but, you know,
you know what goes on here?
Mashed potatoes and gravy sounds yummy, though.
This is super really yummy.
May have to,
that would be good.
Yeah.
But, like I said,
I think, I hope I'm,
I hope I'm better.
I was talking with Micah earlier today,
and she asked after my well-being,
and I said,
I'm slightly less not great,
if that makes any sense.
That's about where I am,
but I'm sure the program will be punctuated by pregnant pauses,
even more than usual,
for extreme bouts of sneezing.
Thank God you can't catch something through a speaker.
Yay.
But at any rate, off and running.
And the password was bus.
And oh my goodness.
Well, yesterday we spent a considerable amount of time
dealing with the J.D. Eggs
conversation with the ladies of the view,
which didn't go well.
And so
then, of course,
nitwit Nero, being Nittwit Nero,
turned on his
own vice president,
saying,
let me see if I can find it here real quick.
And this is real.
He triped,
I have a perfectly wonderful agreement with Iran
It may be the best agreement any president has ever negotiated
If there are any details hidden in the agreement
Which are not favorable to the United States
I didn't sign off on them
J.D. Vance was my point man on this
And even while the vice president has no official role in the executive branch
He himself signed the agreement
To show that he personally negotiated it
So let's be patient and hope JD did the right thing.
How's the view from under the bus there, Jimmy Dick?
Uh-huh.
The password was bus, yes.
And there's sneeze number one.
Shall we keep track?
I'm sorry, it's going to be that way.
But that wasn't all of it.
Over at Fox News TV Radio Rwanda earlier today.
They hammered him there as well.
It was a thing.
I had it called up.
Oh, there it is.
And, of course, at Fox News TV, Radio Rwanda,
they used none other than little Benny drywife Shapiro,
who was, well,
and none of this is
daddy's fault
he's learned better than that
he doesn't want to go the way of
Charles James Kirk
and of course
a little Benny drywife
Shapiro's not been having the best time
I mean
his online racket
is in a death spiral
they've had tons of layoffs
there at their headquarters
in Nashville
and they're hemorrhaging
viewer
and website traffic.
So I guess he had a little extra time to spend with a fox attack blonde,
and this was it.
Say there, Ben.
Well, I've said many times the president deciding to go into Iran
and to hit nuclear facilities.
I'm going to stop right there.
And just, I want to make abundantly clear that I have not,
manipulated this audio in any way
he sounds like
mini mouse on laughing gas
and and
I didn't speed up the audio
that's him too
what a fucking con artist
yeah and also
too
because I hate to leave out
further accurate
descriptions
uh yeah from Professor Spicoli
You dick!
Uh-huh, of course.
No, what were you saying?
Little Benny.
Say there, Ben.
Well, I've said many times
the president deciding to go into Iran
and to hit nuclear facilities in Operation Midnight Hammer
and then to go after Iran's ballistic missile facilities,
nuclear facilities, Army, Navy, and Air Force
in this current operation
was the Signal Act of Political Bravery,
perhaps of my lifetime.
With that said, this MOU appears to be,
just from the text,
a disaster that does not achieve any of,
of the actual signal goals that were set by the administration at the beginning.
There were effectively five goals that were set by the administration at the beginning.
One was ending the nuclear program, not just nuclear weapons, no nuclear enrichment, zero enrichment.
That is not in the deal.
Volistic missiles ended.
That is not in the deal.
And the president today suggested that ballistic missiles should actually continue to be held
by the Iranians because the Saudis, our allies, also hold ballistic missiles.
Then you have the support of terrorism.
That is not part of the deal, anything that looks like an attempt to end terrorism.
a permanent opening of the Strait of Hormuz toll-free.
Not only is that not in the deal,
the deal appears to have a provision allowing Iran and Oman
to attempt to toll the straits after 60 days.
And then finally, the idea that Iran would receive
some sort of sanctions relief after all of those things happen,
we are already seeing from day one
relief in their ability to ship oil out of Iran.
In my opinion, the Vice President of the United States,
the chief negotiator on this particular project
has not well served the president.
So just to clarify...
Yeah, the...
Never mind Steve Whitkoff and Jared.
They were chief negotiators on this before they ever brought the JD egg in.
But it's Jady who's going to go under the bus, and I hope he enjoys the view from there.
I sincerely do.
Joe Walsh, former member of the House, said, shame on you, Ben Shapiro.
Oh, Joe, he has no shame, honey.
This isn't on Vance.
This humiliating foreign policy debacle disaster is on Trump.
This is Trump's fuck up and only Trump's fuck up.
Have the guts to say that.
Well, no.
No one knows better than Little Benny Drywife Shapiro.
What happens to a little right-wing yammerheads to openly criticize Daddy?
They have a way of getting all dad.
And see, little Benny Drywife knows that there would not be a humongous out.
pouring of grief for if, you know, his microphone blew up and made it look like he'd been shot or anything like that.
Because nobody likes little Benny dry wife, Shapiro.
Nobody gives a fuck about him.
He's just a fast-talking little nitrous oxide freak.
But, yeah.
Over at Bloomberg Opinion, their guy, Ronald Brownstein, said,
Stabbing the Act 2026, the process begins on the right of blaming the VP,
not Trump nor the original Trump Netanyahu conviction that war could break around to their demands
for the failure of the war to achieve what Trump allies promised it would actually had promised for years.
And Fred Wellman up in Missouri, a Democrat running for Congress said,
there it is.
Vance didn't negotiate this, but he's the designated bus target
because it was actually Jared Kushner and Steve Whitkoff,
who Trump will never turn on.
on this is the setup they always wanted i love this for vance because he thought he would be the one
who survives and see that that returns me to my ongoing thesis orange julius geyser well jd vance's
only hope at the presidency now is for orange julius geyser to uh have his um
apotheosis and go and begin singing off-key and perversely of course with the bleeding choir eternal
other than that no i don't think he can win a primary
a primary battle in twenty twenty eight he's he's he's got all the charm and charisma of
jebia bush uh with a uh with it with a soup song of uh who um
Well, it ain't, no, it ain't Ross Perrault.
No, well, Ross was at least entertaining.
Jebia Bush, or any of the other seven dwarfs.
But the bus is rolling, and it's not going to be pretty.
And Nittwit Nero is having a conyption, multiple conyptions.
his
babble today
before
exactly
Emilio
please clap
and
Emilio's excited
he says
today is
spies versus
who's Becky Becky Becky
Stan Stan
The deacons love
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Herman Kane
999
enjoy
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enjoy the mat
buys.
Yeah.
And like I said, what he had to say today in France was so bad and so rambling that, well, MS now just cut away from the babble.
But they didn't want to do that attack.
They were all set the night before the attack then for me.
They didn't want to do it.
So I had to make a decision.
I made the decision to do it.
But it was a joint venture, as we say, in the real estate business.
That was a joint venture between Israel and us.
We studied it for a month.
We knew what Pliny was going to be.
Yeah, he's talking about an assassination.
And standing, flanking him behind him on either side is Howard Nutlick,
who, I'm not sure.
sure, he's so immobile he might actually be a cardboard cutout.
And then, of course, there's Marco Rubio in his two big shoes.
Almost a month before, he only traveled on commercial airlines,
big ones with lots of people because he knew we wouldn't shoot him down.
It was very smart.
But we knew he was going to be on that plane, followed him,
and then Israel informed me that they won't do it.
And I had to make a decision.
had some very good generals and not the ones you see on television, very good.
And I want to thank also Pete Hankseth and General Raisin Kane.
It was phenomenal.
Oh, my God, he called him General Raisin.
Ah!
Yeah.
But the whole thing was like this, just repeating himself, babbling in cohabbling incoher.
Apparently, not the generals you see on TV.
Okay, these guys are phenomenal.
They can't be better.
And what the, I mean, I've got allergies or something,
but what the fuck is wrong with his voice?
But I had some good generals, and I said to him,
well, if Israel's not going to do it, we're all prepared.
Do we do it?
Do you like doing it or not?
I said, sir, if you want to do it, we can do it.
How well?
They said, sir, do you like doing it?
I like to do it.
At least I used to like to do it when I still had the stuff I needed to do it with.
Now I'm on that medicine that won't let me do it.
We'll do it just as well or better.
Do it ourselves.
We don't need anybody.
So we took out salary money.
One of the biggest events to happen, the Middle East, maybe ever,
but they say 50 years, they say 100 years.
I was with...
it was the biggest thing to happen in the Middle East ever.
Did you catch that?
Yeah.
Birth of Jesus Christ, not so much.
The Prime Minister of Pakistan, he said it's maybe the biggest event that has ever taken
places that nobody could believe it.
So that's when it started.
It didn't start like three or four or five weeks ago, and Obama wouldn't do it.
What Obama?
Months, months, February to March, March to April, April and May, May to June, three or four.
months ago, he's lost track of time.
Amid was he did the JCPOA.
He loaded up a plane with $1,700 million in green cash from banks all over Washington.
That belonged to Iran, but he's going to get lost in that too.
Maryland and Virginia, they were stripped of all their cash.
They had no cash to do payrolls.
It all went into a...
Yeah, yeah.
Because payrolls are done in cash.
Is this like steam catapults?
Boeing 757, a wonderful plane, and they flew it to Iran,
and they gave it out to people.
They bribed people.
They thought they were going to get it done.
Then they gave billions and billions of dollars after that.
And they got it.
Billions and billions of dollars.
Now, that was $1.7 billion of Iran's own money.
And you've set them up to receive $325 billion.
billion? Or is that J.D. Vance's fault now, dear shit?
There was a road to a nuclear weapon. I get so angry, I guess. I'm allowed to get angry.
When I watch the Democrats, they talk about it all the time. We had this deal done.
You had a deal that was going to give them legally a nuclear weapon.
And if that happened, Israel would have been blown away. And in all fairness, the BB Netanyahu happens to be a good man.
It gets a little excited sometimes.
And now Baby gets a tour under the bus.
Can't say I'm unhappy about that.
But he happens to be a very good man.
No, he's not.
He's a criminal, just like you.
He's been an amazing prime minister.
We have a little dispute over Lebanon.
And I say you can do a little softer touch, Beebe.
You don't have to knock down a building every time somebody walks into it that's from Hezbollah.
But it's been an amazing partnership.
But he will say, we're the big partner, and he's the very small partner.
and that's true.
So he came to the country
and he begged Barack Hussein Obama, the president,
not to do the JCPOA.
He said it could be the end of Israel,
and it would have been if I didn't come along.
Yeah, there wouldn't be any Israel there.
I mean, if you were to listen to him long enough,
you'd maybe forget that Israel probably has more nuclear weapons
in its stockpile than
Pakistan and India combined?
Yeah?
You know, there's poor little Israel
that is holding the entire region
hostage with its nuclear arsenal.
But there wouldn't be in Israel
if Iran had a nuclear weapon.
You know, because the Iranians are crazy
when, in fact, the crazy ones are sitting in
the Israeli cabinet.
Obama didn't listen to him.
Bibi actually went to Congress and
pleaded with them.
And he got nowhere.
And he went to the U.N. and he drew little pictures, too.
And they had this horrible deal.
It was horrible for Israel.
Horrible for Israel.
Horrible.
Horrible. Just horrible.
Amelia says he gets excited.
Bibi?
What is Bibi?
A chihuahua humping his leg?
kind of
and that's where it stood
and then I came along and I terminated that deal
it had very little time left
you know it was a short-term deal you know with countries
you need hundreds of years you don't need
eight years and nine years
this isn't like you're signing a lease on a candy store
the corner you need hundreds of years
this was a short-term lease it expired long ago
had I let it run it
but you wouldn't have been around and a lot of people wouldn't have been around.
Everybody would have been dead.
I think the whole Middle East would have been termed me.
You saw that when everybody was shocked and all these missiles.
Oh my God, Howard Nutlick is moving.
Places, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, UAE.
Think of it.
Bahrain, Kuwait.
They got hit.
Nobody's thought that was, even I didn't think it was going to happen.
They didn't think it was going to happen.
They were going to take out the entire Middle East.
Yeah, you didn't think they would stress.
It closed the Straits of Hormuz either, dipshit.
And it goes on like this, this madness for minutes more.
And eventually at MS now, they've had enough.
That much damage.
And it turned out that the damage was far ground.
Those mountains collapsed right on top of everything.
Nobody's going to get that for a long time unless we want to get it.
We'll get it.
But we're the only ones that can.
And they say China has the equipment to get it and we have equipment.
A rambling and incoherent president of the United States attempting to take a victory lap over his page and a half Iran agreement.
Let's bring an MS now senior national security reporter David Road and former under secretary of state under President Barack Obama.
Rick Stangle.
Rick Stangle so much to tease apart from what we have just heard.
from the President of the United States.
Let's start with a fact check on the way he described the JCPOA
and how it compares to the agreement currently before him.
Well, Alicia, as you know, we haven't actually seen that agreement.
We do know supposedly that it's one and a half pages long.
The JCPO agreement, which was negotiated over two years,
with a number of other countries that he's visiting now, England, France, Russia,
was hundreds of pages long, and it was specifically about nuclear enrichment and the nuclear threat.
As has been reported, the first sentence of the preamble of the agreement, Iran says that it does not have a nuclear weapon,
will never develop a nuclear weapon.
And unlike this agreement, this memorandum of understanding that has supposedly been negotiated,
there are all kinds of constraints on Iran developing a nuclear weapon,
including weekly visits from the UN Atomic Energy Commission.
The UN also UN inspectors were going to Iran over and over.
So that was all in the agreement.
There are no kind of reflexive protections in the Trump agreement,
and it's also just much broader.
I mean, to get to the fact check,
he talked about the $1.5 billion that was given to Iran
after the signing of the JCPOA.
That was money, that was Iran's money,
that was interest on money,
in the United States that Iran had deposited here.
Again, it's been reported that this will be a $300 billion fund
that Iran will be able to access,
as well as a relaxation of the sanctions against Iran,
which gives them billions and billions of dollars.
So, as you say, it's incredibly inarticulate
and 100% wrong over and over.
David, Rod, the president's saying this page and a half agreement
is a year in the making,
arguing that the straight of Hermuz would not be open,
if not for this agreement,
not acknowledging that it would not have been closed in the first place
if he had not conducted these strikes against Iran,
and trying to argue that the killing of Soleimani
amounted to regime change.
Your take...
Yeah, that's enough.
He is completely untethered from reality.
And from Matt and San Francisco, payroll.
luckily all these people that work in those states where all the banks had no money
silent as a graven image they didn't mind that they had no access to cash because they're
patriots i'll be surprised if they keep trotting old canckel's colligula out at no point did anything
he was saying even come close to making a point we're all dumber from hearing it and i agree
and i apologize but we're also bearing witness to history i award you no points
And may God have mercy on your soul, Matt, says.
Well, at least I hope the mashed potatoes and gravy were tasty.
And from Kim in New York.
What the fuck?
I know.
When the hell is the majority of Americans going to call for his resignation?
When will the media call him what he is, a sick, sociopathic, unintelligible idiot with barely any brain matter left and apparently failing lung strength?
Democrats?
Barack Hussein.
Obama, will nobody rid us of this meddlesome pedophile?
I know, I know.
I think most of America is souring on him already.
But there is a degree of political cowardice at work here,
and November will tell the tale.
I have a theory, Kim, that if the Democrats get the House and the Senate in November,
and there will be another impeachment,
and there will be another trial in the Senate,
that at that point in time, it's possible.
It's a non-zero chance.
But at that point in time,
recognizing that he is wounded and powerless,
that Republicans,
especially those who are facing election,
election or re-election in
2008
may
finally turn on him and say
enough
and of course
I think that J.D. Egg
is hoping against hope for something like that.
It's either mortality or that.
That's J.D. Vance's plan
for
for political success.
Oh, and
from Ralps
a $25 challenge to get us started for the evening
for
5 foot 2 Georgia Maloney
putting
nitwit Nero
in his place
and there's a...
By the way, yeah, like I said, there's a photograph
we talked about it yesterday evening.
He just wandered off away from the group
and eventually had to be retrieved.
It's
It's a thing to behold.
Here we go.
Georgia Maloney, all of 5'2.
And you can't really see, there's nothing to hear.
But she is being very Italian with him,
pointing at him and pointing in his little chest
and talking a mile a minute.
And then she just waves him off, turns her back on him,
and walks away.
And then turns back to shit on him some more.
That's a hell.
And Nitt Nero, for his part, just kind of walks away with this dumbfounded look on his face.
Someone noting at Democratic Underground, you can even be the most powerful man in the world,
but when a five-foot-four-inch tall Italian woman raises her little finger and gestures like that,
you definitely have to listen to her.
And at one point she walked up, leaned on a chair, put her right hand on her head,
like she couldn't believe what she was hearing.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, yeah, that's what you say, huh, yeah.
He's talking to some other European leader and just looks absolutely unbelieving of what she's beholding.
And, of course, there on that post that used to be known as Twitter,
some jackass named Abu Juhi, Juhi, Juhai, who knows.
That's why women should dress modestly, guys.
I mean Islamic style modestly,
because that woman who's wearing trousers,
when she stands like that, she's showing off her backside in an immodest way.
Well, shame on you, you goddamn pervert, for thinking,
her backside was entirely covered,
but there you are thinking about it.
Fucking creeps.
Yeah, I guess he wants her there, you know, in like a burqa or something.
Thanks, Ralph's $25 challenge out there.
And that would get us down to, what did I say?
$4.30 would get us down, or $4530 would get us down to $4480 if somebody's got $25 that they want to see turned into $50.
Thank you.
in advance.
Leah in New York says it really is the G6 and the G where is he going.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yeah.
And it's so funny because somebody said on social media, Joy just sent this along.
I said it yesterday when he said,
that I'm going to Brazil's.
They should let him get really lost in Versailles,
maybe in the Hall of Mirrors, so he thinks he's with some of his besties.
Ha ha.
I said it first.
Hi.
Yeah.
Thanks, Joy.
And, of course, overnight.
Well, not overnight, but he's so obsessed with Barack Obama because he knows Barack Obama was elected by the people twice.
And there was no election rigging.
The people wanted Barack Obama.
He had to lie and cheat his way into office.
Niro did.
Yeah, this was the moment.
Like, Oma, look at this.
Money's giving us.
He tried to bribe his way out.
I didn't do that.
Nobody mentions that.
1.7 billion and
hundreds of millions of dollars.
They tried to bribe their way out of it.
And you know what?
The Iranians did?
They laughed at Obama and they said he's a stupid
son of a bitch.
Okay, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Yeah.
there's only one stupid son of a bitch and he's sitting in a chair looking like he's taking a dump.
It's like taking falafel from a baby.
Yeah. What a number they ran on him.
It was, well, but this isn't all that was going on by any stretch of the imagination, no.
And again, back to that, people just, that so-called press conference earlier today,
that diatribe.
People commenting on his voice,
he sounds like he's got a rotten cold.
Former CIA case officer
wrote,
even with the bronze plaster on his face,
the president looks exceedingly unwell.
I'm telling you,
I don't think we've got that long to wait.
unless the medical science
somehow can keep him
unnaturally alive
and then, well, I don't put a lot of stock in what she says
but there's Marge
Marginal trailer queen
ran to X and posted an expert earlier today
with video attached
excoriating her former beloved dear leader daddy.
As someone who's always been against funding foreign wars,
I truly hope that the totally unnecessary Iran war that's not a war is truly over and peace is achieved.
It's been incredible that we beat Iran dozens of times and nearly made peace almost 40 times.
It's only cost upwards of $50 billion, probably more, part of which was
spent bombing a children's school, by the way. And now hundreds of billions more will be spent
to build more weapons to replace all the weapons and ammunition that we used in the Iran War that's not a war.
Americans should be grateful to have spent so much of their own money on high gas prices and
inflation caused by the war that is not a war that we won dozens of times and almost have had a peace
deal for the 40th time. We'll see if that happens on Friday. The noble purpose of this war
that is not a war, was to free the Iranian people who have not been freed from a regime that
needed change and still remains in place. And most importantly, of all things, is Iran cannot have a nuclear
weapon. So that is why we will most likely not be removing the enriched uranium from the facilities
buried deep underground that we bombed before an Iran rebuilt because we bombed them again, and it's too hard to reach,
even though we are the best and the only ones who can do it.
And the world should be thankful that because this peace deal is almost done for the 40th time,
the Strait of Hormuz, will now be reopened, just as it was open before the war that is not a war.
Most importantly, there will be a $300 billion Iran rebuilding fund, even though they said there wasn't,
but there's going to be that certain super-duper special people can donate to,
and most likely be awarded contracts so they can become even richer and morally than they already are,
all to make Iran great again after we bombed them in the war that is not a war.
All of this would never be possible without the peace president,
whom established the Board of Peace and appointed himself the head of the board without term limits
right before he waged the Iran War that is not a war.
Now that he is on the verge of securing peace for the 40th time after,
defeating Iran dozens of times, he must be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. His MAGA influencers
will demand it. And of course, special mention must be made for our greatest ally who never wants
peace continues bombing children daily and is furious that there is now almost a peace deal.
Thankfully, their fury at Trump's audacity to almost make peace is being made known to the American
people by their highly funded and most loyal foreign agents. Oh, I mean, supporters and paid social
media personalities and Fox News host. And even though they now vigorously criticize the president
and disagree with him, they are not called traitors because you only get called a traitor if you go
against him on the Epstein files, because really they are all totally okay with rapists and pedophiles.
But alas, our good friend and greatest ally should not be.
too upset as they are soon to be rewarded with a gift far greater than the nuclear material they stole
from our country years ago. Our very own elected leaders in Congress are going to fuse our own
military intelligence in tech with theirs and throw in lots of other goodies that the American people
will never be able to undo and do not support in the first place, even though they're going to pay for
at all. This will surely enable our greatest ally to be even more lethal than it already is, as it
kills countless innocent children and innocent people, imprisons them, and rapes and tortures its
prisoners, all with a free pass because A-PAC donations steadily flow, and Genesis says that you will
be cursed if you do not go along with everything they do, even though Genesis wasn't really
talking about our greatest ally. In conclusion, congratulations.
to all for almost achieving peace to the war that is not a war, spending hundreds of billions
of U.S. tax dollars again for another foreign war after we voted no. Special mention goes to the
real insiders who have gained the market with massive profits from inside information and shout
out to the friends and family landing those highly coveted government contracts. This apparently
is what winning looks like. Well, isn't that special?
Yeah, Lee and I are in the same place.
I did not expect to write this.
Give Marge a cowbell for successful sarcasm.
That's a first.
But then again, it's a...
Ah, this timeline is weird, bizarre, twisted, and generally socky.
But, yeah.
You left out the rape dogs, Marge.
Yeah, the...
In our nearest and dearest.
allies prisons.
They've taught dogs to commit rape.
It's worth remembering what was said back when,
Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome
bragged about blowing away a little cricket.
There are no bad dogs.
Only bad dog owners.
Ain't it the truth?
Jesus.
Well, hell hath no fury like a maggot scorned.
Looks like a nice day, wherever Marge is there.
She's sitting in front of a, uh,
some big picture windows.
Looks like there's a lake out in the back,
uh,
off in the background and some,
looks like I see an Adirondack chair there must be,
must be a table nearby or maybe a,
maybe a fire pit or something.
Clever girl.
Stay in Congress just long enough to get that congressional pension and then,
uh,
go away.
The last time I saw a word of her,
she was sitting in a chair being infused with stemmed.
cells in Mexico along with her boyfriend, Brian.
Well, yes, it was dripping with sarcasm.
Stay off small aircraft, Marge.
And don't put on any wireless microphones that haven't been pre-checked for explosives.
Oh, by the way, did you catch that one line about they're going to fuse the U.S.
and Israeli militaries?
I've seen that several times.
And the thing about, what's the term David and Oregon uses, combinations?
The thing about combinations, illegal combinations,
is that you never know when to buy into them,
and you have to be oh so very careful to keep your own confirmation bias in check.
two things that I've heard over the last week.
One, that we are going to merge the American and Israeli militaries.
Does that mean American soldiers will be walking around in the West Bank,
slaughtering children?
Is that because maybe some Israeli families are tired of their own sons and daughters,
committing war crimes?
Maybe.
I don't know.
But the other one I'm hearing,
and if anybody can find anything to verify this,
and this has real-world consequences of a sort,
Brother Deacon Asa, you might do this justice,
serving as the Horn Ad Hoc Research Committee on this topic.
this is going around in right-wing circles, so you don't know what to believe or not.
But under the circumstances, it's not just completely beyond the pale, beyond the realm of possibility.
Rumor is now swirling that the iPhone 18, beginning with the iPhone 18, well, backgrounder, the guts,
of iPhones here to four have been manufactured by HTC,
well, I don't know that it was HTC,
but they've been manufactured by a firm in Taiwan and assembled in India.
Well, the right-wing rumor that's going now is that,
beginning with the iPhone 18, the chips, the guts of the phone,
will be manufactured in Israel.
I haven't had any luck, but I've heard it,
and I'm terribly, terribly, terribly curious about it
if anybody in the research department wants to get on that.
Interesting, because then that would mean that every iPhone
could potentially be used to blow up its user at the whim of PsychoBeavy,
Belizel Smotrich
Itamar Ben-Givir
That defense minister
War criminal
I know it sounds crazy
It sounds absolutely
Just loony
But the tech industry in Israel
Israel is pretty damned huge
For such a tiny little country
This as we're often reminded
By the folks over at APEC
It's just the size of New Jersey
And from Kim in New York
Marge needs an editor
She has to learn to stop when her points been made.
Excellent use of sarcasm, though.
Yeah, I know.
And there's a, she apparently, I don't know if you caught it or not, Kim.
She has trouble with who and whom.
She misused whom in that, in an attempt to sound edgimicated.
Did you catch it?
Because, well, I guess it's like a tick with me.
I hear things and just go,
eh!
squint one eye and turn my headside.
It's kind of like being, you know, with a pine cone or something.
And nitwit Nero himself went on Fox News TV Radio Rwanda today,
where he was interviewed by Peter Dushi,
and he was trying to find out what's,
what's in this great big amazing
the best agreement of all time by any president ever forever and ever
agreement
yeah never never mind the unconditional surrenders signed by
Germany and Japan the one in Japan in Tokyo Bay aboard the USS Missouri
that those those were those those were pidlin oh thank you ralps serving as the horn ad hoc
Israeli chips in iPhones committee no iPhone 18 chips will not be made in Israel
the actual physical manufacturing and fabrication of Apple's primary processors take place in
Taiwan handled by the Taiwan semiconductor manufacturing company TSM
Israel's role in Apple's chip pipeline is focused exclusively
on research, design, and engineering.
Apple maintains large R&D and semiconductor engineering facilities in Israel, such as in Herzliya.
These Israeli teams have been highly instrumental in designing specific internal components like the wireless connectivity chips,
Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, and cellular motors.
And Apple itself does not own fabrication plants.
The core processors and advanced microchips are mass-produced in semiconductor,
foundry's primarily relying on TSMC.
Yeah.
Well, thank you, Rouse.
Emilio says, I struggle with whom all the time.
Will you help me? He is obvious.
Him is the one on the left is obvious.
Whom just effing sucks.
It's a rough language.
Emilio, it is.
Randy Radar says,
I have noted since the facility
that my iPhones are somewhat heavy.
I don't really pay attention to the course.
I'm running on an iPhone that's
what, four, five generations back.
Yeah.
But anyway, back to Fox News TV Radio Rwanda
and Peter Dushi asking questions of
nitwit Nero, I suppose,
in the
France
Trump
the United States
is not going
to directly
pay Iran
but the US
is going to let
the Iranians
start making
billions of dollars
selling oil
accessing this
reconstruction
fund only if they're doing
things right
only if
Peter
we're not doing
anything
we're not putting up money
only if they're doing
things right
if they're doing things right
if people want to invest
they can invest
but they had this $300 million fund.
It's only $300 billion fund.
It's only if they're doing things right.
Remember this also.
When you talk about billions of dollars,
they've had much more than a trillion dollars worth of damage done.
They got a long way.
They'll be 15 to 20 years to rebuild what they have right now.
So they have to behave themselves.
If they're not behaving, they get hit again.
You know, they'll be hit again because we can do it very easily.
It's going to take a long way for them to build back their anti-aircraft stuff.
And you know, the other thing I want to thank China, President Xi, I was with him,
and he stayed neutral, totally neutral, and I appreciate it.
And I want to thank Vladimir Putin.
Of course you do, Krasnoff.
Of course you do.
And of course she stayed neutral.
He's not.
he's not stupid enough
to waste China's blood and treasure
on this
on this
he knew how it was going to work out
and Pudi stayed neutral
you kidding me
Pouty helped Iran with their targeting
for fuck's sake
they're not getting any money for the United States
it's a donor
it's a donation
and of course
the donors well yeah
they're going to
make bank
and he may say the United States
isn't giving any money but he's going to get his
Vig. You're damned
right he is. Board of
Peace. He was very
neutral. They could have made
it much more difficult for us
and I want to say it. You know, somebody was saying
oh that's terrible. He's thinking
President Xi of China
well let me tell you, I had a long talk
with him. You know they have
shoulder weapons to knock down
airplanes that it's not like the real deal, but they're accurate, they're fairly accurate.
I said, I would really appreciate you're not giving or selling any of that stuff to Iran.
And you know what?
For the most part, he didn't.
So I just want to thank them because they made it.
For the most part, doing a lot of work there, right?
Yeah.
A lot better.
You explain, though, what the difference is between giving,
giving Iran US dollars and unfreezing US dollars for the unfreezing is the easy one to answer.
We have taken a lot of their money and we have their money.
We have taken them.
It's not our money.
It's their money.
And we froze it.
At a certain point in time, I guess we're going to have to give it back.
You know, if we didn't give it back, nobody would ever invest in the dollar again.
We've been sitting on those frozen funds for, what's the phrase they,
for 47 years, right?
I guess we'll have to give it back.
But people have been investing in the United States all along.
Because Iran became a pariah state.
And the rest of the world, until we lost our minds, we're like, yeah, I'm not worried about that.
If you took their money, because I thought about it, you know, I'm not the most perfect person.
I said to Scott, Scott.
Scott.
Scott.
Bestant.
Scott.
You can tell from the tone of voice when he starts making shit up.
Keep their money.
What the hell are we giving it back to them?
But, you know, people from lots of nations, some nations we don't agree with, they have their money.
The dollars become very strong under me.
and they don't want to have a little conflict with somebody
and end up having the United States just take their money.
So if you do that, you really don't have a system.
And I did just want to ask you about this.
A wise man once said in January of 2020,
Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation.
Who said that?
Donald Trump.
That's what I thought you were going to say.
So how do you go back to the United States?
states and convince a skeptical American public that this deal is a win.
Here they lost militarily, okay?
It's very tough because I know that no matter what, if I would go, by the way,
if I'd go another three or four weeks, they're saying people that are critical would say.
It's so hilarious.
The Chiron for Fox is saying things like Trump, Iran will have to behave.
and then it changes and says
Trump Iran will be hit again
if they don't behave
oh behave
Iran sure did get their
money's worth out of hiring those shrinks
he went too long
he should have done no matter what
if they raise
the white flag of surrender
and if they said
praise be to Allah
Donald Trump is the greatest president ever
we totally concede we totally give up
this war is over
we have failed. The New York Times and CNN and a couple of others are not all that dishonest.
They say Iran had a great victory. Okay. And they practically do that. You know, it's amazing.
Yeah, at this point in time, you're walking away with your 52 Ds flopping around because they took your shirt, dumbass.
Oh, I'm sorry, they took the J.D. Egg shirt. That little lace brochure is cute.
last year. They had 159 chips.
Well, we knocked out the last ship. The Times
refused to do a story on it.
They said, they don't have a Navy
and you don't want to do a story on it.
They don't have an Air Force. You don't want to do a story.
We need a fair
press. And that's why
they're all doing so badly because they lost credibility.
When I went in a landslide
and I had 93%
bad press, they'd take good stories
about me and make it bad.
But the only reason that happened
is because they have
I'd like to just, you know, for our own edification, remind us all that this is supposedly a question about being able to trust him about what he's saying is in the memorandum of understanding when he gets back to the new 90 states of America, the greatest country in the history of the world on earth now, today, forever, in the universe under God.
And he's gone.
He's off on another one of his Luggenpresser, Rance.
Would that be rancens?
No, I'm sure it's not.
So the media has so little credibility that the people voted for me.
93% of the stories on network.
ABC is horrible.
I think ABC is the worst.
NBC is terrible.
And CBS is terrible.
CNN, obviously.
And I never get good stories.
No matter what I do.
I could do the greatest thing.
I won't get good stories on this.
I'll get it from fair.
media. I'll get it from all over the world. They're running good. But no matter what I do, I'm going to get bad press. I know that.
He's going to get great press from the volcano of moral freedom there in Pyongyang, I'm sure, and, you know,
press outlets in countries where you get your head cut off if you don't write what the big leader says he wants written.
He'll do great there, too.
If I did the opposite, if I went out and continued to bomb them for another floor, just bomb the hell out of them, I get bad press on that.
No, there's nothing I can do.
But what this does is it allows the ships to go.
If we keep bombing, those ships won't be going.
And you're talking about $500, $600, $700 million a day.
It's a lot of money, a lot of money.
That's why the world is okay.
It's liquid.
It's fine.
Also, we run out of reserves in about four weeks.
You know, there are reserves all over the world,
and we would really run out,
and there would be a time when you wouldn't be able to get it,
and you want to see Bedlam?
So for all those so-called geniuses
that want to show me how smart they are,
ask them, why didn't they blow up, General Salamani?
Ask that of the general and a couple of other people
that I like very much, but boy, are they wrong?
Go ahead.
How about you?
Jesus.
Faulkner, William Faulkner, James Joyce, Thomas Pension,
would all, Joseph Heller, would all look at this stream,
this drivelous stream of consciousness and say,
what the fuck are they taught, is he talking about?
I see what you did there, Emilio.
Panini gets great press.
I could use a pinini right now.
Leah, New York.
Ships can go.
Just like before Nuit, Nacho Niro attacked Iran?
Yes, yes, yes.
That seems to evade him.
He only found out about the Straits of Four Moves when he started the war.
What?
A blockade.
And, of course, I'm sure campaign ribbons will be handed out to the sailors on the blockade.
Or maybe for the sailors on the USS Gerald Ford, the distinguished toilet cross.
with TP clusters.
Jesus.
But we talked yesterday a little bit about the overall impact
this is all having on the opinion of American citizens about Israel.
And lo and behold, over at the bulwark,
Jonathan V. Last, who is the editor there,
wrote a piece saying,
basically what we were talking about last night.
He said it may
sort of retool
maggot world.
And at one point in his piece, he said,
playing the part of Trump's surrender monkey
queers Vance with both wings of Maga.
Well, I don't think it's playing surrender monkey
that queers Vance.
there's a reason we call him the JD Egg
but he added and said
the best thing that could happen for Vance would be Trump
souring on Israel
Israel will be one of the big cleavages
in the post-Trump GOP
the rising young segment of the base
is skeptical of America's relationship with Israel
but the establishment wing of MAGA remains
pro-Israel so long as Trump was wedded to Israel
and BB Net and Yahoo
Vance was going to have to tread lightly
he'd have to signal enough of his
Israel skepticism to keep the Tucker wing of Maga guessing while staying publicly aligned with Trump.
He went on and said Netanyahu has tried to undermine the deal.
He's likely to fail because Trump needs to end the war, period, which leaves Netanyahu with a choice.
Pretend the deal is a good deal and try to sell it to the Israeli public or condemn it and break with Trump.
Editor last noted that Nitwit Nero's popularity has fallen in Israel,
and Israelis may be going south on Tangerine Tiberius,
and the same may happen here at home.
Vance, last said, has neither of those advantages,
and on top of that, he's a bad politician.
he's good at managing up not pandering down
my guess is that Vance has taken stock of the situation
and realize that he may be over a barrel now
that's probably a dream of his
not pan
but there is a path for him
if he leans into Iran takes ownership of Trump's surrender
then he can take advantage of any Trump-Israel schism
and exit this war in a reasonably strong position
with the Republican base
My goodness gracious, that's whistling past a graveyard, isn't it?
Yeah.
And then, well, elsewhere in Maggot World, there was a Republican Senate luncheon today behind closed doors,
and the Republican senators apparently had a belly full of constitutional scholar Mike Lee.
Because constitutional scholar Mike Lee wants to keep the Senate in session
until they pass a voter ID bill to keep millions,
among others, of women from voting.
And apparently the newly liberated John Cornholio,
as well as another John,
namely Jubilation T. Corn Pone Kennedy,
sort of button-hold Mike Lee
and said,
now listen,
yeah,
that bill ain't going to pass.
And they're talking about the
Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act,
the Save Act.
And eventually they were
in a full-on
kerfuffle.
Because among others,
Cornholio a few days ago,
was busily calling out
Mike Lee.
Mike, I'm a co-sponsor and have repeatedly voted for this, but you don't have the votes.
Try focusing on Democrats instead of Republicans.
Republican-on-Republican- Republican attacks are hurting our chances to win the majority in November.
And Mike Lee shot back.
On what planet is this an attack on Republicans?
That's not an attack on Republicans.
That's a plan of attack against voter fraud.
It has 50 votes in the Senate.
It needs 60, of course, to get past.
the filibuster.
Oh, that devilish
filibuster.
We hate it when we have
power, but God, we love it when we're in
the wilderness, don't we?
And alongside that,
well,
the maggots
are back to just making shit
up, among other
things, they're being
called out for a fake
quote
about
a fake quote
from Thomas Jefferson
no less. I'm looking for it here.
There it is.
This is
what happens when
mayhem and bedlam
overtake
the maggot Congress.
The house
over in the house
a maggot introduced
a resolution
demanding that the Senate abolished the filibuster.
It came from representing Mike Cloud of Takesass
who ran over to X and excremented
the Senate's artificial and self-imposed 60-vote barrier
is countered to the founder's intent.
The Constitution is precise in prescribing the occasions
for a supermajority vote.
Passing legislation is not one of them.
Our system was designed to ensure the minority always has a voice, not a veto, but also tucked away in the resolution with some curious language that got called out by a parliamentary procedure nerd named Casper Surty.
I think he's British.
The quote is as follows.
Thomas Jefferson and his manual of parliamentary practice written for the same.
and long influential in both chambers,
emphasized that the purpose of parliamentary procedure
was to facilitate the orderly expression of the majority's will
while protecting the minority's right to be heard,
not to arm a minority with the power to permanently prevent the majority from Ackin.
Jefferson wrote that, quote,
the object of rules of order is to allow the will of the assembly to prevail
and that procedural dilatory motions were to be guarded against as corruptions of the legislative process.
Well, the aforementioned Casper Surty said,
I don't know where this quote is from, but it's certainly not in Jefferson's manual.
The whole paragraph seems sketchy,
and it looks like it might have been
AI generated.
And,
you know,
these gipshits don't know,
come on,
Mike Cloud,
really.
Apparently he confused
if one is being generous.
He confused
Thomas Jefferson
with Henry Martin Robert
who wrote
Robert's Rules of Order.
They are not.
even remotely the same person.
And so they want to get rid of the,
they want to get rid of the filibuster
to pass their voter disenfranchisement law,
among other things.
And of course, that was what
constitutional scholar Mike Lee
was a hooting and a barking and a grunting about.
And then there's,
then there's the goings-on
up in Maine.
Where yesterday,
the reporters caught up with her
and by goings on up in Maine
I mean the upcoming Graham Platner
Susan Collins
senatorial
election
by the way I saw a clip of Susan Collins
from the late 1990s saying
I will only
I will only serve two terms
oh well
and so a pixel-stained wretch from a main publication got the ball rolling.
This is the first reelection campaign that you've run since Supreme Court overturned Roe versus Wade.
I was hoping you could talk to me a little bit about your vote to confirm Kavanaugh and whether you regret that.
I do not regret that vote.
I do disagree with Justice Kavanaugh's vote.
I would point out that in that decision, several Supreme Court justices whom I supported voted the other way.
That includes Justice Sotomayor, Justice Alana Kagan.
You horrible bitch.
Justice is whom she supported.
Sure.
I don't think she goes to any dinner parties with Sonny.
Sotomayor or Elena Kagan.
No, no, no.
But she doesn't regret her vote that wound up taking women's bodily autonomy away from them.
In the least.
You remember the clip yesterday from my former filthy morning habit where Jim Messina said,
I can just imagine Mark McKinnon wanting to make that ad talking about some, what,
Jimmy Dick Bowman stuff.
Well, this is another one of those moments.
I'm sure Graham Platner's people are going to plaster this all over Maine.
Let's hear it again.
I do not regret that vote.
I do disagree with Justice Kavanaugh's vote.
I would point out that in that decision.
So she doesn't reject.
regret destroying the bodily autonomy of women all across America.
Of course, Sue here doesn't have to worry about needing an abortion, abortion care,
because, well, she's well past that part of her life.
But I can't imagine that the Platner campaign will not have,
Susan Collins doesn't regret what she did to
did to women all over America
all over TV screens all over
Maine because Pepperidge Fam remembers
several Supreme Court justices
whom I supported
voted the other way
and you know what
when they voted the other way
there Sue
what did they say
the second sentence of the dissent.
From the moment of fertilization, a woman has no rights to speak of.
Do you agree with that, too, Susu?
That includes Justice Sotomayor, Justice Alana Kagan, Justice Jackson.
So I have supported a great number of Supreme Court justices.
When I look at a justice, I look at their qualifications, their integrity, their background, their experience in reaching a decision.
Obviously, I'm disappointed in that decision, which turned abortion issues back.
She's disappointed.
Wow, God, maybe you can write a strongly worded letter, Susie.
to the states.
It has not had an impact on the state of Maine
in that Maine actually expanded its law.
So fuck women in Alabama, fuck women in Georgia,
fuck women in Tennessee,
fuck women in Florida,
fuck women in South Carolina,
fuck women in North Carolina,
fuck women in Kentucky,
fuck women in West Virginia.
Yeah.
I mean, are Mainers that insular? Are they that clannish?
Is Maine an entire state of Igam-Fus where women's bodily autonomy is concerned?
I got mine. Fuck you.
Oh, I hope they don't just drive this nail.
I hope the Platiner campaign countersinks the damn thing.
And for Matt and San Francisco.
soon Susan Collins will say she threw the first prick at Stonewall
Yeah Susan P. Johnson. That's her.
What just rotten-ass double-speak, you know?
God, I'm mighty. Oh, please do the right thing, Maine.
Please do the right thing.
Oh, and by the way, I should mention, since we are at the halfway point of the program,
and we are also a goose egg at this point.
Ralph's challenge, Ralph's Georgia Maloney challenge is still on the table.
It would give us a chance to get down to 4480 for fundraising.
If anybody wants to kick in 25 bucks and turn it into 50,
Ralphs very generously puts these challenges forward.
It's a real pity when they wind up going unmet.
Thank you, Ralph's.
Thank you so much.
I mean, your sister's up in Maine.
Is she telling you anything about how the Platner versus Collins election is shaping up?
I'd be curious to know.
Oh, and a little bit ago in reference to J.D. Vance losing his shirt.
I mentioned something about a cute little lace bra.
Well, that may have crept into my, that may have crept into my psyche, subconscious, whatever,
because of something that Todd Starnes said on the Todd Starnes show,
now this old creep, and he's a creep, apparently can't stop thinking about,
James Talleyco
I mean these are just a bunch of
sixth grade boys
these maggot boys
Talarico also once said that
he was coming to terms with his
masculinity and his
whiteness watch this
prophetic voices like Jesus
have helped me reckon with my own
whiteness my own masculinity
my own certainty
my own ego
and you know
this is Wednesday so we can do some prayer meeting
and stuff, I think.
Those are all good things to do.
You know, just an internal examination.
You know, Plato said, not Jesus,
but Plato said the unexamined life is not worth living.
And, yeah, when he says he's coming to terms with his whiteness,
he's coming to terms with a life of privilege,
when he says he's coming to terms with his masculinity,
that means he's coming to terms with his
male privilege
yeah
and and what else
did what else did he say there
certainty
my own ego
certainty and ego
I mean
that's a pretty
Jesusy thing to do
putting others before yourself
and not thinking about yourself
before you think of the needs of others
I think the
brown skin
Palestinian day laborer
and semi-literate rabbi who wore a dress every day of their life would probably agree and say,
good job, you good and faithful servant.
And of course, the Chiron for the Todd Starnes show on something that's dead.
Oh, Newsmuck.
He's over at Newsmuck now.
He was at Fox until they ran him off.
Telerico wrong for Texas.
Tofu Telerico flips on meatless campaign.
What?
It's a never-ending process and it's a painful process.
Yeah, my heart weeps for you.
Look, I'm not sure who's going to be...
Yeah, Todd Starns has never examined his own ego.
He's never struggled with his ego.
He's never given a single goddamn thought to, uh, oh, you know, little children in Gaza
slaughtered in the name of his God.
anchoring the first debate between those two.
But my first question, if I was invited, would be Mr. Tolariko.
Now, have you now as a 37-year-old man finally come to terms with your manhood?
Or do you, sir, perhaps I don't know, have an affinity for frilly underpants?
That's always some pasty-faced, fat-ass, doughy pervert who's sitting there thinking about the frilly underpants.
And look, let's just take a moment here.
When you get right down to it, it's mostly men who think about the frilly panties.
It's mostly men who think about the lacy undies.
Because they find them alluring.
And they're the ones who are buying them on Valentine's Day and birthdays and, you know,
little Mrs. Clause outfits on Christmas or sexy, naughty nurse or naughty witch costumes,
which always feature a pair of panties that are almost nothing on Halloween.
For all I know, sexy, lacy panty, Uncle Sam costumes for the Fourth of July.
It's the Todd Starnes, as he proves here,
who's thinking about that
because they're not comfortable.
They are not, they're itchy,
they're scratchy.
Cotton is queen.
But, well,
I don't think Todd Starns has enough,
well, he hasn't done enough self-examination,
and I'm not talking about anything that he does in the shower,
I'm talking about the spiritual sort,
to wonder why he thinks about lacy, frilly underpants.
Notice he can't even say panties.
No.
I'm telling you, it means something.
And, well, I'd just love to get a look at Todd Stearns' browser history.
wonder what his grinder handle is, don't you?
I mean, listen, I'm not trying to be TMI here,
but I cannot begin to tell you the number of guys,
I'm going to regret this.
I can't begin to tell you the number of guys who reached out to me online
asking me if I would let them wear my unlawful.
underwear. There are a lot of creepy dudes out there. I mean, a lot. It's pretty gross.
Oh, and from Ralph's personally, my sister can't stand Susan Collins. When Susan Collins first wanted to be a senator, she voted for her.
She likes Janet Mills, but she thinks Janet Mills is too old. She would have rather had a different candidate, but she'll vote for Graham Platner.
At this point in time, that's what you do.
And if he and his wife have sorted shit out, that's the end of it.
At that point in time, how is any of that anybody's business but theirs?
Yeah, oh, well, Micah, there's a meme that just won't go away.
Micah says, there's a reason we choose the bear.
And we're not talking about bear as in, no, no, we're talking about man versus bear.
This isn't as in bears and leather daddies and otters and twinks and whatnot.
No, no.
A lot of bears will run away if you make noises at them.
They're actually rather shy creatures.
Micah's typing, and I'm waiting to see what she says.
Also, glad I'm not in Maine.
I don't think I could cast a vote for someone with a Nazi tattoo,
and I'm not sorry about that.
It's troublesome, but at this point, it's a dice roll.
It's him or Susan Cocker.
Collins. We need reliable votes for Democratic nominees, and we need Democrats butts in Democratic seats.
But just to continue, I had no idea Gary Bauer was still around. He's another one of those pasty-faced doughy, right-wing Christian creeps.
And now he's running some grift called American Value.
use, whatever that means.
He showed up on
Real America's voice
where, of course, in the background
he has a
I presume a cheap plastic
copy of Michelangelo's
Bietta.
Yeah, counterpoint, Micah says we need Dems
who aren't wearing Nazi tattoos.
And maybe there's a universe,
maybe there's an alternate universe that
has that, but right now in Maine,
It's the guy with a Nazi tattoo versus the woman who eagerly voted to take away reproductive rights from every woman in America,
while the guy with a Nazi tattoo is running around saying,
I will always stand up for a woman's right to choose.
But back to Gary Bauer.
He, too, is obsessed by James Talleyco, because James Tala Rico is a real Christian.
And these are just grift.
and con artists
who are desperate
A to maintain political power
but B
to continue the
charade
that they are somehow
or another followers
of the brown skin
Palestinian day labor and semi-literate
itinerant rabbi who wore a dress
every day of their life
and they've got to protect the con
back to Todd Starns
Lee in New York says
I bet he's focused on
POTUS's 52Bs.
Yeah, no doubt.
I bet there's some trans porn on Todd Stearns'
browser history.
Do you clear your browser often, Todd?
Do you? I'm just wondering.
But, yeah, somehow or another,
well, just listen and we'll talk after.
The Democrats have nominated a guy that,
you know, I can't believe he gets anybody.
votes. Have you seen the vote totals from the primary there, Gary? Your criminal, biblical
divorce, which means adultery, boy Ken Paxton wound up in a runoff with John Cornholio.
James Tala Rica just won. And by the way, was he hitting the helium before he went on air?
Between him and little Benny Drywife, my God. In Texas, but
there you go and Tim I think that race is significant for not just Republican Democrat but I
think what we're seeing here is an effort by the Democrats to steal the Bible they're trying to
distort what the Bible says in order actually you know that's the thing distort what the
Bible says that's nothing but everything that these right-wing phony baloney Christians
do.
They take a crummy translation,
the King James Version,
and then they extrapolate from that.
They're not even
smart enough to know.
They love all those Old Testament
stories, but, you know, Joseph
and the coat of many colors,
they call it a coat
because of
social moors
among those
who translated the Bible.
into English.
The original Hebrew doesn't mean coat.
It means a dress for a princess.
It's only mentioned twice in the Old Testament,
once there in the story of Joseph.
And again, when a description,
when the clothing of a Hebrew princess is described,
and they use the same word for her dress,
and of course the account of Joseph says that
it was an extremely expensive garment
and so it had value
but curiously enough
none of Joseph's 11 other brothers
wanted such a valuable item
because well
there's a lot of gayness tucked away
in various and sundry parts of the Bible
particularly the Old Testament
not to say it's not the new too
but remember
Joseph gets sold into slavery
in Egypt
where he is purchased by a man named Potiphar
who was the head of Pharaoh's guard
and Potiphar was married to a haughty
and apparently Joseph was a cute little twink
and she came on to him and he said no
and she came on to Joseph and he said no
and
by virtue of the twisting that people like Gary Bauer do
to the Bible
they said well that's because he was a righteous man
who wasn't going to lie with the wife
of another man especially his boss
his owner
it got so bad if you read the account
that
Joseph
got to where he wouldn't even be in the same room with Potipers' wife.
And I don't think it's because he was a righteous man.
I think it's because he didn't like girls.
And it got so bad that Potipers' wife,
and in a fit of jealousy,
trying to get Joseph to get it on with her, eventually,
ripped her own garments and said that Joseph had attacked her.
He was thrown into prison.
And, of course, Joseph was a big dreamer, even back at home with Daddy and his 11 brothers and one sister, Dina.
And he starts interpreting dreams for Pharaoh and gives Pharaoh the necessary information such that Pharaoh could store up grain for a cow.
You know, this was the thing with the cows.
And there would be seven good years and seven lean years.
And so Pharaoh started storing up grains so that there wouldn't be famine in the land of Egypt.
So you want to talk about misinterpreting the Bible, distorting what the Bible says?
Oh, honey.
You could, Gary, Gary little boy, little fella, you could, you could swallow a mountain and
on a gnat, maybe pluck the beam out of thine own eye before you go reaching for the moat in
someone else's.
Distort what the Bible says in order to use it to justify their far-left policies.
This joker in Texas claims that the Bible doesn't say anything about abortion.
It doesn't. It doesn't. In fact, what it does say is.
about abortion, and this is confirmed all the way up into the modern era by a synagogue in Florida
who sued the state over the abortion regulation saying their religious rights were being
trampled because rabbinical law says that a baby becomes a life in being with the first breath of life.
and, well, those little fetuses don't do a lot of breathing.
By the way, I saw Fun Fun the other day.
I love these things.
Somebody posted a picture of a fetus and said,
is this a human being?
Do you believe this is a human being?
And of course, some fetus immediately took the bait and swallowed the hook all the way down to his gizzard
and said,
That's a human being!
to which the original poster replied,
that's a picture of a dolphin fetus.
Yeah.
The thing about abortion.
So he thinks that it's totally okay from a Christian standpoint to be pro-abortion.
That's one of the most ludicrous arguments I've ever heard.
Yeah, but see, you'll notice,
he says the Bible doesn't say anything about abortion.
And then he doesn't bother to say what the Bible does say about abortion
because he can't point to anything.
There are statements about infanticide, but those are post-born babies.
Women in that benighted Bronze Age culture endured and experienced spontaneous abortion,
probably at rates higher than they do now.
I'm certain it rates higher than they do now, and maternal mortality was much higher than
than it is now, although people like Gary Bauer are working hand over fist and hammer and tongs
to make sure that we get back to those higher levels of maternal mortality.
But God, bless America, they are obsessed with James Talariko.
Yeah, I know, Kim, I was the same way.
Gary Bauer?
Kim in New York says, I can't believe it.
This picture is still around.
Do these guys ever retire from the religious guys?
grift? No! No, because they've got...
It's a good grift. And what they really
worship is, of course, Mammin. The love of money is the root
of all evil. And they love it all the way until the day
they die. I wonder how many little boys Gary
Bauer has been around.
And, you know, you really don't want... Gary Bauer, talking about masculinity?
Please. And by the way,
just looking at the video here,
he's got Rand McNally eyes,
little red lines running all over the white space.
You've been
you've been sampling the communion wine there
a bit too much, have you, Gary?
God, these creeps.
If only
all this stuff that they believe in was real,
horrible things would happen to them.
But, well, here we are.
You know?
Oh, and the stress lines open, of course, as is the Discord line.
844-843-4676-844, the horn.
Or you can pop in on, like I said, Discord.
And if you've never gined up, you can gine up in Jeremy or the brother Deacon.
One of the juvenile delinquents will clear you into the group.
So feel free.
and then
then there's
Michelle Bat-Shit
Crazy Bachman
Legend lives on from
the Chippewa
down of the
woman may call
Bat-Shit crazy
Never mind
No singing Roxanne
We're trying to get $25
in the door
just to get us down to
4480
for the fundraising deficit
Ah
Try and
desperately to stay away from that $5,000 number.
Oof.
But, yeah, bad shit crazy.
You showed up, and she's got a grift at, like, what, the law school, and this is CBN News, of course.
Yeah, she's got a grifted.
I think Pat Robertson's law school, and so she's out there talking about how,
God really, really wants Canckel's Collegula to defeat Iran.
We've never had a clear path to defeat Iran.
And so I'm worried that the midterms concerns and also elections concerns in Israel that both leaders will be distracted.
I think that would be a tragic mistake.
And by the way, this is some show called Jerusalem, Dayton,
line.
Sounds, I mean,
is that like Israeli
grinder?
To historical purposes. I think we need to stay
on task right now, because I truly
believe that if President
Trump takes care of this evil
now, I think God
will deliver the midterms as well.
I think that will happen. I think
the same for the elections in Israel.
I believe these men were appointed
for this task, destined for this task.
They're the only two leaders.
I can think of, who would work together to defeat Iran. Can you think of any other political
leader that would do this? Can you think of any other political leaders in the United States
dumb enough to take the bait from Bibi Netanyahu that he's been trundling around for the last
40 years? That takes a special brand of stupid, missy. And especially Israel and America,
This is historic.
This is a biblical moment.
And that's why we need to pray into this for the strength for both men not to be distracted,
to stay on task and get the job done.
I believe it will happen.
And I believe that God will take care of all the other considerations that might be distracting.
Sure, Michelle.
Honey, put down the peyote.
But then again, if everything she said was true,
then Trump's fucked because he didn't defeat Iran.
Iran defeated him.
So that means God's not going to reward him.
That means God's not going to reward him by giving the midterms to the maggots.
I wonder what the prediction markets think about Michelle Bettschick- Crazy Bockman's.
prophesion.
Oh, and by the way, this was disgusting.
It's a story about maggots, but yeah, this was repulsive.
In a sort of leopard's eating people's faces kind of Schadenfreude away.
Down in takes ass, they had their maggot convention.
And there were some Muslim members of the maggot party.
Yeah, I know, I know.
They thought they thought they were white.
and they showed up to the Texas Convention
and the good God fear and upstanding Bible believe in Christ-centered evil,
jellical, gundominalist, ammo, sexual, maggot Christian said,
get the fuck out of here in the name of Jesus
and get the fuck out of America.
And some of these Muslim Republicans said,
and we were heartbroken.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Did no one tell you?
Did you never hear
Nitwit Niro talk about the parable of the snake?
Yeah, you were dealing with a snake all along, you dipshit,
but that brings us to a guy named Elijah Schaefer,
and this actually goes back to the end of last month,
and he was barking and hooting and grunting
about the leadership of the Texas GOP.
where a man named Abraham George is the chair.
There is the head of the Texas GOP who has been here for generations and just has brown skin.
He speaks in a Punjab accent.
And the problem with that is isn't about racialness or about being racist.
The problem is that there is a clear pattern with the Indian migration.
When an Indian gets into leadership, they tend to look out primarily for their ethnic interests only.
So if you want to know why a Republican state, like Texas, continues to be invaded by immigrants from South Asia in a way that's replacing our identity and forever destroying the reputation of Dallas, that is because the GOP is being led by somebody who is looking out for Indians.
I had no idea Dallas's reputation had been destroyed.
I mean, I kind of did. It's Dallas. It's takes ass.
Certainly it in Houston or Austin.
but yeah, here's this,
yeah, I don't mean like an American Indian,
I mean an Indian Indian, you know, a brown guy.
At least the American Indians have been here for generations,
and we've done a pretty good job of running them out of Texas.
You don't see a lot of Comanche's around here anymore now, do you?
And so I hope Ken Paxton's election can maybe help with this to some extent.
Ken Paxton is an American patriot.
he's been very loyal to the GOP
and he's served Texas very
loyally as the Attorney General.
And you know who he did not serve very
loyally? His wife!
Because he's getting a biblical divorce.
Well, he's gotten a biblical divorce.
Until the GOP is led by an
American with American heritage,
I think we should make that a law and a rule.
So you'd like a GOP
that was run by an American with an American
heritage? Maybe somebody who's
been here for 400, whose family's been
here for 400 years or so.
So you'd be down with
an African-American
leading the GIPA? Oh, fuck
no!
He means white.
You'd lead a party of one of the
biggest states, one of the biggest economies
in the entire world even if it stood as its own country
when your loyalty is to trade jobs.
Yeah, you couldn't stand as your own country, dumbass.
You couldn't even pave your own fucking roads.
Well, I wonder if Abraham George
was one of those people who was told to
get the fuck out of the
Republican Party.
You never know. You just
you never know.
But let's take a couple of minutes and see
who's over
on the stress line for starters.
Tristan is on the
Discord line. We'll get
the stress line came in first, Tristan. Stick around, please.
Hey, welcome to the program.
Hey, Wave, what's up?
Nothing. This is a
balance.
non-blabbermout the
feel report
I was thinking
about the show
and my last call in
and all of that
was 100% true
in fact I
undersold a little bit
and I want to reference
a couple of things
depending on that
I saw
I guess this was on TikTok
that
the
the racist Magibran
actually
their brains light up when they're involved in racism,
like people who may be involved in the mess or a fatty or something, or Coke.
Racism is actually an addiction.
And when you factor for the last 10 years,
all this, but we've spent,
and you can't say it's just yet to be.
stuff. We spent an trillion dollars added to the debt over racist.
The first night Trump attacked Persians, and I call him Persians, out of the facts.
Yeah, I don't know. It's a sure.
They have artifacts, and they have a 5,000-year history of destroying empires.
And we did this for Israel's races, or the cosplayers who are currently stated.
Israeli. And I said that with a whole test.
The Zionists were from Eastern Europe who pushed people off their land and currently doing that.
About then, the mess we're in.
We can't, since Iraq War I won. We've just been Israel's bitch.
Seriously.
Yeah, and there's an organization in this country that is designed specifically to keep us Israel's bitch.
And the fact that they don't have to register as agents of a foreign government still astonished as me.
They're planning on bonding.
Well, I was over on the Reddit, and I was about to type something out.
And me, the meeting what I was saying, because it was about the eye country.
It was in leopard's eating faces.
And I was going to say something like, oh, it's really face, rare delicacy.
Yeah, I said it.
I said it on the Robin Roxanne show.
because Trump
and his
he gets about a minute
clarity a day
at this point
whatever they're giving
them sometimes
Trump makes sense
and that scares the shit out
he goes
ah maybe
I typed somewhere
I said
uh the Persian
Jedi mind tricks
Trump
let him have a couple
ballistic
and that's a little
new guru rich
and look at the neighborhood
they're in and I'm like
oh my God
I'm agreeing with Trump
and we have to
pay out
pretty precise style
we spent $1.3 trillion in the last country days.
Wrap your mind around that for me.
And we're not talking about the faces that were lost or the,
the,
the,
U.S.S.S.
Carol Ford coming back in pieces.
I mean, when they're out there,
trotting around, oh, they're going to go on.
I mean, we got to ask it completely and thoroughly,
which is why, I mean,
the thing that's coming out right now,
and it's whispers right now,
because you can make fun of the Trump and you tell.
like funny visible at the 21.
I guess the
scriptures on the online
algorithm to be using a little bit
that's a lot of place. It's funny when you
noticed that.
People were going, Obama did it
better, and he did,
Obama's reclined Monty
now. There's a direct comparison
I want to make to say, Neil Kurt.
I'm a restaurant, and people
are complaining that on if there's not Newport.
I'm like, he invented those lines.
He's been to those skills.
Yeah, but, you know,
She's freaking fantastic.
So she's amazing, but she's not neat.
I mean, there's a little dicknetry thing there.
And in fact, that she's a girl.
People are kind of weird.
I typed online and said, she's carrying these old men right now.
Set your mouth.
They sound like rush.
There's my testimony.
The point is,
and the left is just as guilty.
Obama was a great politician.
He didn't get it all done, but he had a,
99 relations on the other side, stepping on his foot every step of the way.
And all he did was, oh, think about that.
When he got done, he got done, and he committed all his political capital to health care.
Some of a big who does that, except maybe a month time.
So they go into that, and now the whole world can see, even the leaders are looking at it and go, nah, you know, Barack had this nailed down and you fucked it out.
there's going to be a famine
here because of what happened there
and we're not even dealing with that
I mean
you put
it's not just a disease with the fertilizer
on a warming planet
and then the final
fuck you
is the
he wanted to undo the
reflecting pool
whatever buffer
Trump had
is a reality distortion feel
I guess it's the script is up
nothing is working
I'm here for it
And I swear to effing God
a Republican has nothing to say
to me for the rest of my life. Nothing.
I don't hear your shit about morals.
I don't hear your shit about God.
I don't hear any of that shit.
You have negative credibility.
And another thing.
Another thing.
This immigration shit.
When did we allow them
to set the frame that we're not letting
be fucking immigrants in?
When do we lie down to take that?
I'm getting a little loud and crazy
starting to walk around.
But seriously.
I don't watch the World Cup
things. I'm like, you know what? America is about all the people of the world, maybe coming
here and settling down. And I don't care if he came here on the intertube across the
Florida Straits. I mean, a guy who's sail on an intertube or build a boat in his garage
and speak in the country, that's my kind of American. Seriously. I mean, we shut all the
sliders back to mediocre, meady, meek, oaker white men, and look where the fuck we are in 18 months.
They didn't even have gas on the boat that went to – everything was fucked up with that.
They didn't have food.
They didn't have gas.
They didn't have evacuation.
They didn't have anything.
This is what mediocre white men lead to.
Neathe's spicy and seasoning in there.
Trans people too.
Because trans people think in both worlds, logistic wizards.
The Iranian army has those.
Every major sophisticated army had those there.
Two times.
So when we decided to put the homogenous flag on everyone,
it's bullshit, man.
Diversity is our fucking superpower.
Now, with mealy-mouse Democrats would say that with their whole test.
They're sitting there.
Oh, what a fuck.
Fuck that kid.
I'm tired of that kid.
Diversity is our superpower.
I don't want to go to a mediocre line dancing white club.
nobody goes to the middle of Florida for that shit.
They come down here.
Where the rainbow people were jumping up and down,
and there's blacks and their Spanish.
I mean, diversity is our superpower.
Fuck, Pete.
Yeah, and fuck Pete Higseth, too,
because, you know, he gave an address at some point recently
where he said,
diversity is not our superpower.
Our lethality is our superpower.
Where do you think the lethality comes from?
Unic Cohesion.
And out of the box thinking how many boys from Brooklyn say boys from Nebraska in the last war we won, WW2?
I mean, as it's gotten wider and more corporate there, I said it's all we doing is moving war.
We should, you know what?
We could have built a fucking high-speed rail or a couple of them and given everybody out there.
What the actual fuck, man?
And then he did war and a treaty without a couple.
And the whole media infrastructure is on his side.
I don't know how to stop any of this.
You know, I really,
the only terrorist the United States government has ever found is ravers.
People listening to the high BPM music in a warehouse.
You got boots and guns for that.
And in actual shit, we don't have anything.
And all they've fucking done is wasting our money
in our fucking time.
Do you want to wait but God? Why? Fuck you.
Seriously. And I say that.
Yeah, no, no. The part
of that, and
look, it drives me crazy. There's a
reason we don't have high-speed rail. There's a reason
we don't have health care access for
everybody.
There's a reason we don't have healthy for everybody.
And fuck that, and fuck
that word access. There's a reason we
don't have health care for everybody.
Because
someone thinks
that that's not a good dollar.
And the conversations like this always take me back to our dear friend Reverbo,
who said that the epitaph of the United States when it was written will simply read,
the money was just too good.
It's not just the money, though, Roxanne, it's the inherent pre-installed at the bios level.
Cruelty.
Cruelty is the fucking point.
I was at a boil room 25 years ago.
What's the payment?
17 years ago.
And it was this old school.
I mean, this guy could have.
He found like he came right off of C&BC.
That was part of his act as he talked to fly it.
And we were talking about, I mean, it was 207.
207-208.
Bomb was becoming a thing.
The scary white people were getting scary.
And we were talking about health care.
He goes, no, we can't have any special health care.
Then a company can't control you.
Then you can do what you want.
that was a quiet part out loud.
And then this other fuck kid
in Texas who was going, no,
you have to work to get health care.
It's the same fucking thing. It's the same
plantation attachment
police system. And we never
remove that layer. They just, you know,
we package it and recool it.
But it's, you know,
it comes down to
money's more important than everything,
the money over people.
And a couple of the top get to
make it, but doesn't that fuck the rest of you?
We have so much money.
Well, you know, there's a lot
to be said for, I mean, some people have gotten it right over the years and the centuries.
There's a lot to be said for going back to, say, 1919 and reading Charles Beards and economic
history of the United States, where he explains that the Constitution was the product of a
bunch of wealthy white men who wanted to make sure that they stayed wealthy white men
and then colored up the rest of the document,
with fancy words about, you know,
freedom and democracy and frisbees and wheat checks.
Well, the crazy thing is, though,
with every technological achievement,
they got wealthier.
Unless you're heavily invested in buggy whips, you know,
it all kind of rolls past your way anyway.
As the Grigian Rogers used to say,
hooray for me and fuck you.
That's what's going on.
I can't even let you live.
In fact, I got to sit there and watch a bathroom.
You go on it to do.
Are you fucking?
you kidding me?
Who is kind of
worry about that?
Yeah, you have
fucking Idaho
while the fuck
had seen the congregate
and go,
we're going to do
DNA testing.
Jesus.
F in Christ.
And oh,
you saw how
23 and me
went bankrupt
and then some
nasty
megacorp went
and bought all the
data?
That's why I never
did that shit.
Yeah,
it doesn't make
me feel great either.
No.
When does it stop?
Well, it does. Barring outright abject collapse wave, it doesn't.
And is this the last election we're going to have?
Because everybody's getting nervous.
I mean, we're on a consequence corner right now.
Well, if we let them, it will be.
If we, I mean, people have to vote like their lives depend on it.
I know there are some people who say we can't vote our way out of this.
but God damn it we have to try
and we have to try
and we have to try in such
numbers wave
that it's incontrovertible
when I used to
self down
government agencies and you know I turned back
I'm one of these
corn in the nieces
where you know how you say we're so far ahead of the curve
that you can see you
I say you can see your
headlights coming back this way
I um
realized that part of what I did
with helps about forging
back in the
old 90.
And when I sold
government entities,
I think I tried to sell to the
voting people.
And they said, no, no, no.
We have dedicated
lines to do the, I vote.
We could never go over a packet network.
That was canon.
Okay?
Anything like, like, Alexa was a dedicated
ISGN or a P1,
you couldn't fuck with that
data. They had to have their own deal.
They couldn't go over a common network.
And then here, you're in Kamala,
I called by her first name.
Her election, all of a sudden, Starlink doing the up-link, really?
That's what we did.
And then in every, not one, not two, I'm neurospicy, so I've got the nasty pattern recognition.
And Kamala's election is the only election I've ever lost, which is weird, because I'm usually good at those things.
I watch all the polls, I watch people, all overreact your action, and damn, it is it.
And when I saw 31 electoral votes, I was like, that's mine, ma'am, have a good one.
The snake's in there, it's going to jump out, though.
No, I'm on the phone right now.
I'm actually doing a live podcast.
Let me grab that for you.
It seems to grab your station there.
Is that me honey?
Not for you.
Have a good one.
South Florida I love.
I love stuff for you.
Um, anyways, the point being, they call, they were calling a bomb threat.
Remember they're like 60 bomb threats and all, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then the totals were changed.
That's how they did it.
This is not, and it went up over the Starlit network, which never happened.
And, and, uh, the payback for that and the shut, the fuck out money was that, the, uh, the IPOs of
of SpaceX.
it's all right there
and we do nothing
we've got chewy's though I guess
I guess that's got to cool
and I'm
I am adequately
medicated and I have to
scan my way and getting the right
psychological medicine
which quite frankly
is a travesty all by itself
but whatever
you got to do what you can
and embarrass it to get through
and it works
I hope I sound a little bit different
and I'm really excited about
but I don't know I thought they're
going manic because that's what I'm saying.
Do the small fight, people, in your life.
You know, with everyone you interact with,
raise the vibration in this whole thing.
Imagine a better world because we've got no choice.
I heard in one timeline there's actual zombies fighting people.
And you know what?
I'm at the point where I'm like, you don't have a CDC.
How do I know that's not true?
Fuck, I don't want to go through these zombies with RFC.
Well, I mean, you know, he'd be leading the zombie army.
Who's to say he isn't one already?
I imagine he with no shirt and a donkey bone.
Yeah, wow.
If this wasn't our lives, this would be hysterical.
This really wouldn't.
I mean, eventually I expect to see RFK Jr.
naked dancing around a monolith with a thigh bone in his hand.
Yes.
Better than 1% chance.
better than one percent.
It's not a zero percent chance.
It's a non-zero percent possibility.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm got to terrify.
If we actually had some, I mean, look at the screw worm thing.
The schoolworm thing happened just like the COVID.
Something weird happened in Ecuador five months ago.
That weird shit's still happening.
That weird shit's here.
Well, the fact that, no, I mean, I think it's much more
prosaic than that wave.
We had the screw worm thing
under control deep into
Central America, and
then we just nixed the program.
Ebola was
behaving itself in the Democratic
Republic of Congo and Uganda.
And we
and we nixed the program.
We nixed USA, which aid
provided vaccines and health monitoring,
but it was also a great spy agency
to keep an eye on things.
you don't
walk to
well I
you know
we
but but even
it's not even
necessarily
spying
remember
when SARS
cove one
broke out
in China
yes
when Barack
Obama
was president
and we
sent our
best medical
minds
and put them
to work
and they worked
side by side
with the
Chinese
no
political
ideologies
and we
stopped
that shit
cold
remember how
on the horn
we were talking
I know I brought up
hey they're welding people
in their shit in China
what the fuck
remember that
yeah
Darlene was the first one
to bring that up
it was a special report
from the
Australian Broadcasting Corporation
their version
of public television
I saw some
the black and white
TVT video
and I don't want to sound racist
it's a little bit of
emotional
You know, it looks like a Godzilla movie.
It really did.
They were running for something.
Screaming.
They just running in the stream.
I'm like, all right, that's concerning.
I was like, I hope this was for a movie or something.
It had a Blair Witch kind of vibe to it, you know, and I was like, oh, oh, oh, this is a movie.
This is scary.
And we're just coming out of COVID economically.
And then we're doing this shit.
You know, gas is never coming back.
And our portion is just figured.
out they had the whole, it was, it was theoretical.
They said, A, we can
out run American hardware, and B,
drone fucking work.
But where are we now?
We got nothing. We don't have,
we don't have the bridges anymore.
We don't. I mean,
we're not cool. We used to be.
That's the worst part.
I mean, I'm tired of conservatives.
Has an idea, as a word,
as a group.
they offer nothing to the competition.
Their maps suck.
Their ideology sucks.
It's all bad.
Anything they touch, and I can be very expensive here,
anything they touch, they're destroyed.
It doesn't matter what it is.
Even the cannabis, they destroyed that,
trying to regulate it.
When did we decide to let the oppressors make the rules on that?
You know what?
I don't know.
I watched Mondani in New York.
And it used to be very entertaining.
Now it's just bad.
And it gets sadder every day.
Because you go, oh shit, no, shit could actually work.
He's making it all work in the hardest of city in the world,
one of them, top 20, and it's working.
And look at the, hey, they want a chance and said, shit, I'm not,
I guess I'm a mixed man enough, you know?
So it's not, these ideas are not being radical anymore.
We don't even have to go, hey, imagine it.
No, look at that.
in New York.
I was raised in New York.
New York City.
And it's working.
He's fixing puzzles.
He did provide,
was it K through sixth grade daycare?
He did that shit.
He did that shit.
Look at that.
He got bad landlord's straighter.
He did that shit.
And he's dancing on,
he's going to June C's and he's dancing on Puerto Ricoation Day.
He appears to be.
done. Our other problem is the
DLC and the DNC. Yep,
I said it. There's a fucking problem.
I saw them do it to Bernie.
You remember how all the
the poll green and then everybody
did a Bautron and then Bernie was number
six. It was about. Do you remember that
debate? I did.
Bernie was on a heater before that.
Then he had a heart attack.
So that's my rant.
Well said.
And you're really
nicely, and I mean no insult by
this way.
You're really good and coherent, and it's been the, this is the best cell signal you
have ever had in all your years of calling the horn.
I worked on, I worked on every stage of this call.
Usually I just come in and I'm going to, hey, Amanda, fuckhead, get out of here.
You know, it seems like they know when peace and happiness is happening coming through,
and they'll usually show up on a heart.
I appreciate that.
You're interested in the people.
And I'm speaking about that big 4-6-0-0 figure out on the website.
as a broke ass
for it to these stuff
pass the hat around
my son
I need some money
I can't imagine
what I would do
in my life
if I'd go
hey I'll turn it on
the Rop Van
show if I could
chime in
write in
or fall in
or just not my head
so I love you all
thank you
thank you
wave
thank you
take care of you
okay
all right
see ya
bye
and that's
wave cut
damn good call from Wave, wouldn't you say?
Yeah.
And by the way, thanks so very kindly to Henry.
Hey, Henry, thanks so much.
Ralph's Georgia Maloney Challenge has been met,
and we are down to 4455 for the fundraising deficit.
4455.
Thanks so much.
We're not a goose egg this evening,
and that's just wonderful.
And we're a little bit more,
we're that much closer.
to, well, to finishing May.
I'd say we're around, we got around three days of May.
Of course, the famous movie title was seven days in May,
and three days in May in this situation is much better.
So thank you.
And I hope Tristan's still with us.
Are you there, Tristan?
Yeah.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Perfect.
Well, Roxanne, how's the corned beef sandwich sounds?
Oh, it sounds fantastic.
I just bought some from the local grocery store that's like right across the street for me and got some what's called Jewish rye bread and just smeared both pieces of bread with about as much spicy brown mustard as I could.
Well, you're right on track.
Yeah, it was. Get that corned beef nice and hot and slap it between two.
thin slices of rye and away you go.
Yeah, oh, it was good.
I was going to do it on my birthday, but I forgot.
I think I mentioned this, but while I was in Parkersburg the last time, I dug into the
freezer and pulled out the German pizza that I had purchased from the freezer section
at the local grocers.
It comes from a little local Italian place of all things up in Williamstown, up in Williamstown.
near right right near the our west virginia's river and damn oh tristan it was so good
what did it have on it exactly well it was a pizza crust and it had a stack of sour cream
and just razor thin sliced corned beef all over it and then what appeared to be a combination of
mozzarella and Swiss
atop that.
Oh, wow. Okay.
It was like a...
It was like a Rubin pizza,
and I put little dots of
Thousand Island on it.
Ken's brand Thousand Island is my favorite
on paid product placement there.
Yeah, that sounds
goddamn delicious, I got to tell you.
Did you mean sour cream or sour trout?
Sourcrow.
Yeah, you said sour cream.
Did I say sour cream?
I meant sourcrop.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Well, that would be good, too.
Well, you know, my head right now with whatever this, whatever the hell this is,
it makes me feel like it's a balloon filled with, you know, creamed corn.
So I'm probably going to make some mistakes.
Yeah, it's all right.
It's all right.
Yeah, but it sounds delightful.
You know, Ruben is goddamn delicious.
I've never had a Ruben pizza before, but I certainly.
certainly would be interesting.
Hey, I got a question, though.
What do you know about this Jay Clayton, Jackass?
Do you know anything about him?
Because I don't.
Refresh my recollection.
He's the dude that Trump is nominating to take on the DNI job.
Yeah, only not.
Only not now?
Yeah, let me pull the story up.
He was grunting overnight about how, oh, come on.
No, that's not it.
That's not it.
Also not it.
Oh, okay, there it is.
There it is.
Overnight or into today,
Punch Bowl News said he dropped a bombshell
I mean, come on
I think it's just more dementia
Yeah
He told the Senate
To drop the confirmation hearing
For Jay Clayton
Okay
I mean this is
This is some cray cray stuff
Um
The Newley nomination
U.S. Attorney Jamie McDonald must be confirmed and blue-slip.
Because of the ridiculous views of Republicans on blue-slipping,
Democrats are often willing to nix it.
I may not be able to get the extraordinary Sullivan and Cromwell partner,
Jamie, approved, and I don't want to take Jay Clayton away from the great job he's doing
until Jamie is in place.
Therefore, to add a slight bit of intrigue, but for the good of the nation and the people
in the country, I will not approve FISA without the Save America Act going along
with it. Not complicated, actually.
The Republicans fell into a trap.
Regarding the approval of our great patriot,
Jay Clayton, we're canceling the Senate hearing,
read D&I today, and will not be going
forward until Jamie McDonald is approved
to be a U.S. attorney. In the meantime,
Bill Pulte will remain as the acting
director of National Intelligence. Thank you for
your attention to this matter,
President Donald J. Trump.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
He doesn't have the power to
cancel a Senate
confirmation hearing.
That is the Senate's
prerogative.
But still, they, you know,
they belly crawled and did his bidding.
Ralps just sent this to me
moments ago.
Hang on.
Yeah, Senate postpones Clayton's
confirmation hearing after Trump
upends plan for quick vote.
Yeah.
Jesus.
And, Republicans in different.
And make no mistake.
You know, he's a POS.
Yeah.
I didn't even know his back.
I hadn't even heard of the guy until basically I came across that, that he was getting passed from the Senate.
But, I mean, again, this is an example. Republicans in disarray.
I mean, they're really trying to pass the Save Act, and they've got no chance of doing it, no chance whatsoever.
And, you know, look, it's what I said about the filibuster earlier.
you know, we love, we hate the filibuster until we don't anymore.
Yep.
And so in this instance, we're liking the filibuster because it's keeping the maggots from being able to take the vote away from millions of American women among others.
Indeed.
And forcing us all to show up at the polls with a goddamn birth certificate that many of us don't even have right now.
or would have to spend money to go and get
making it a poll tax
yep that's poll tax
and you know
but but the larger issue
Tristan is that
John Thune is looking at the numbers
and if he does
nitwit Niro's bidding and nukes the filibuster
and then turns around and loses the Senate
Oh my God, the hay the Democratic majority could make with that, you know, if they were willing to.
We are talking about Democrats after all.
I was just going to say, yeah, even now, I'm still waiting for the Democrats to push out.
Even with their advantage now.
Now, now, we don't have to gender their counter.
artist.
Yeah.
But, you know, they'll flake out.
And, you know, at the end
of the day,
that's what they did. You know,
you remember last year during the whole government
shutdown that they basically
caved and gave their Republicans most of what they wanted?
They had every, they had every,
everything was going their way.
And then they just pulled the rug out from under it
and was just like, well,
Okay, we're going to, we don't, you know, they could have even had more power at the ballot box this coming year if they had done so.
But, I mean, I guess as it is, it's not the worst thing in the world.
But there's even more fighting.
I mean, Jesus Christ, all these people upset over Trump's, you know, the deal that's not actually a deal.
even Mark Levin's angry at Trump
Oh Mark Levin is pissed
Yeah
I'd love to see it
These people are eating each other alive
And it's so wonderful
Bill Cassidy's angry
Well Bill Cassidy is a free man now
So is John Cornholio and Tom Tillis
Those three
I mean it's not exactly like they're
Aramis and
d'artagnan and whoever the other musketeer was but well they can they can make they can make some
trouble if they want to yeah yeah they certainly uh can and they seem like they're
starting to you know pushing against all the you know mike lee and his nonsensical
trying to get up the ball and what i wouldn't give to have been a fly on the wall when john kennedy
walked up to him and said oh boy listen to me here boy boy are you listening to him
to me? You've got a stop this year are crazy. Well, that boy, that boy is dumber in the head
and a hog is in the ass. Are you listening to me, boy? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Yeah,
pot calling kettle there. You know, I love to see it, and I hope that. I'd love to see more
headlines, you know, Republicans in disarray. Because if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if,
If Democrats have a majority in the Senate or the House, and they can't agree on whether or not the pizza should have anchovies, then there are headlines from Sea to shining sea.
Democrats in disarray.
Oh, yeah, of course there are, because they're Democrats.
And, you know, unfortunately, we have a tendency to cannibalize our own side.
And, you know, the media take advantage of that.
I guess they're finally starting to wake up to the fact that Republicans are also
seem to be fighting amongst each other, which is just a, it's a glorious thing to see.
It's a glorious, glorious thing.
And I also, it's going to get even worse when Israel basically tells Trump to go fuck himself
and attacks Beirut again and again and again.
I don't wish that, but it's going to make them even worse.
The Republicans approve a rate is going to go down even further.
Well, a deep subject, I know, but yeah.
Yeah.
Unfortunately, this is just kind of where we're at, this crazy-ass week.
Did you also hear about the...
I like recorded three.
videos yesterday, four videos
yesterday, and they're going up
throughout the week.
Did you also hear about this indictment
of these union members in Minnesota?
Oh yeah. Oh, yeah.
You mean for being
anti-Fa?
Yeah, for being Antifa.
And basically they're using the
district of Minnesota,
the attorney there
is a real fuckhead.
And he
he used as evidence that they were gathering at this union hall
there were like a coalition of different workers that were
you know from different unions and even from no union
who were gathering at this union hall
to organize against ICE and
he's now using that association as evidence as to what
you know, as to, you know, the fact that they were, quote, yeah, Antifa, even though him and the FBI,
nobody in that orbit could name a single thing about Antifa.
Couldn't name the members, couldn't say where it was based, couldn't say what their operating principles were,
are just making shit up to go after First Amendment.
Well, and it kind of goes hand in hand with what's being reported in the new process.
generating engine by Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan that Jimmy Dick Bowman and mayonnaise-mouth-Miller were hot and heavy to suspend habeas corpus.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I just bet they are.
Absolutely hitching to.
And not just on, you know, detainees in Guantanamo.
They're not talking just about that, I imagine.
Oh, no.
Anybody who happens to get thrown in jail,
anybody who happens to get thrown in jail for the wrong fucking reasons.
But, you know, there is some good news to it,
because it turns out that these DOJ peddy foggers really suck.
Yeah.
The details are out now, but God bless America.
America.
Yeah, here, let's see.
Yeah, there it is.
And this goes back to Chicago.
No, no, it doesn't.
No, this is what you're talking about.
U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen announced at a press conference that,
the federal indictments been unsealed,
charging 15 defendants with conspiracy to injure federal officers.
You see here a Facebook post from one of the defendants writing,
we need to become ungovernable.
That's a crime.
Saying we need to become ungovernable is a crime?
I know, right.
Yep.
He couldn't, also,
he couldn't name a single
federal officer who was actually injured
in the Operation Metro Surge.
The only thing he could talk about
was a document,
like somebody kicking documents
out of a federal officer's hand
and, you know,
probably just a new, a different name for the subway assault that happened last year.
And there was another, somebody backed into a car that had federal agents in it or something.
This is all alleged.
Naturally.
Yeah.
No, what I was, then there was the Chicago thing where they tried to indict six ICE protesters.
Oh, Jesus.
And the petty fogger there.
was horrible and got upbraided.
This is from Operation Midway Blitz.
U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros
appeared in court and dropped every charge
because lead prosecutor Sherry Mecklenburg
was fired because of her behavior
in front of the grand jury.
She vouched, she did what,
is not supposed to be done.
She vouched the case saying,
I know you, and I trust you,
and you know me, and you trust me,
and I would never ask you to charge somebody
if I didn't think there was probable cause.
I don't charge people unless I'm absolutely sure.
And then the grand jurors started grilling her.
Well, that was a vouch,
and then a week later,
she came back to a different grand jury
and said,
between the questions and not getting an indictment because the grand jury told her fuck off
and she came back to do it again and said
between the questions and not getting an indictment I did not do my job
I did not explain it to you well enough
and a grand juror said well you're actually presenting any new actual facts are just a different viewpoint
she said well can you
can you keep an open mind and he replied I no okay then you have to go
she can't do that
and the grand juror said
I heard this case
imagine this with a Chicago accent
okay I heard this case
like last week and I thought it was a crock of shit then
and I still think it is
have a good evening
and then she was like
are there still 16 people here
and the four person
said 17
and then another grand juror said
I don't think I can vote.
And then she said, well then do we still have 16?
And the four persons said, yeah.
And that time they delivered an indictment.
And then by, I mean, this is just, this is such a litany of illegality, unethicality, and, you know, garden variety, fuck-ups.
On October 23rd, she went back out, back to, and, you know, garden variety, fuck-ups.
she went back out
and said
I'm the one who knows the rules
and I did something today that I'm not supposed to do
I had conversations with two grand jurors outside of the grand jury room
so I need to put it on the record
I mean I bumped into one in an elevator
and he apologized for walking out the week before
a second juror
it came up to me separately and said
I can apply the facts to the law
and it won't happen again
and then
the U.S. attorney
Butros found out about it and marched into court and said, well, his underling, a pettifogger named Matthew Skiba, said, Your Honor, that prosecutor's behavior was at a minimum, arguably misconduct.
And that time, the judge just dismissed all the charges with prejudice.
In other words, do not darken my doorway with these charges with these defendants ever fucking again.
Yep.
My God.
I mean, these are, I mean, thank God they're so bad at what they do.
Because they're not indictable offenses.
And, you know, you go back to the stories about Janine Winebox Piro in D.C.
who can't get an indictment on, you know, baloney, bullshit ham sandwich made up charges.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, you wonder what's scarier.
the incompetence or the
the dark secretive shit that they're trying to pull.
It's hard to decide.
Yeah.
It's, again, thank God for the incompetence.
Yeah, I am.
And thank God it's being documented,
and thank God that people like you and me are covering it.
Because the media sure is how I don't want people to know about this shit.
I mean, you know, and you've got to wonder the psychology around it, right?
Like, somebody goes up to, you know, to court and says, you know, I acted improperly.
It won't happen again.
Thanks.
As if people are just going to be like, all right, yeah, cool.
Yep.
Like the gall of these fucking people to just go up and say, yeah, I broke the law.
But he let us slide.
It won't happen again.
So sorry.
exactly
and what has to come next are sanctions
and disbarments
oh yeah
and we've documented on the program
in the recent past
the shit that's
quite likely to
bite Todd Blanchie in the ass
that motherfucker may wind up without a law license
and from my lips to God's ears
yeah
I'm weeping just thinking about
But so broken up here.
God.
And there needs to be a bunch of fucking disfarments and sanctions and shit.
Well, you know, we started out talking about Jay Clayton and Bill Pulte.
Bill Pulte is going to stay in as acting DNI.
He has no competence for it, no background for it, no nothing.
He's the guy who pushed nitwit Niro for the indictments of Leticia James, James Comey,
Adam Schiff, that lot.
Oh yeah, I remember. I remember.
And he's just going to stay in office
because he's convenient there.
They can treat him like a mushroom.
They can keep him in the dark and feed him nothing but shit.
Yeah.
Wasn't he also the guy who picked a fight with one of the
senior Trump people way, like,
Last year, early last year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, he, like, physically grabbed, uh, was it the HUD director or something?
I don't fucking remember.
I can't remember the particulars either, but yeah, this, he's a, he's a piece of shit.
Yeah, they're all pieces of shit, you know.
Birds of a feather.
Heggzeth is the worst piece of shit of them all.
Fragile fucking ego, you know, can't, can't hold his liquor to save his life.
life.
You know, I mean, this guy is complete.
He's a complete fucking piece of shit.
Oh, and the video,
oh my God, Tristan, the video of him
trying to work out with the Marines.
God.
It's, it's, oh,
it's high comedy.
You got to,
and like, I, I've been asking
this question on my channel, several
videos. And, and,
um, it's like, if you're a soldier,
if you're a serving,
member of the armed forces, how do you justify
standing next to those
motherfuckers, whenever they come by to try to use them
to use the armed forces as
fucking props in their circus?
It's got to be a lot of fucking swallowing of tongues in the military.
And I don't...
Well, you know, what they can say when they've got a uniform on
is limited by the
Uniform Code of Military Justice.
Oh, no, I know.
I'm talking about internally
how that much to destroy them.
Well, I mean, you know, complaining in the ranks
is almost a
privilege
of the position.
I see.
If the troops aren't complaining,
the troops are complacent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And here we're
are again
engaging in this complete nonsense.
But, you know, I
I'm still here
doing this. I can't believe it.
It's been four and a half months
since I started.
And it's, I mean, it's, it's,
it's, uh, it's growing.
Yeah.
Yeah. I got
264 subscribers.
Do you mind if I give out my
handle real quick?
Oh, no, please.
do absolutely do so yeah if people want to subscribe they can go to
www.w.w. YouTube.com slash at
blind underscore progressive and that should take you right to my
channel lots of videos for you to check out there.
I'm having problems with Facebook there.
They're restricting my content. They restricted my profile a few weeks ago.
Oh, did you hurt Marcus?
Tucker Dweaves feelings, Tristan?
Yeah, yeah, I did.
There were a few, so there were a few,
a few things that I regret doing
that are not related to politics.
I'm not a perfect person,
and I say things that, you know,
Facebook flags is inappropriate,
and they banned me from messaging for a couple days,
but that was okay.
What's not okay is that they,
I made a comment on a fellow blind person's post.
It was a sarcastic comment.
It was like, somebody asked,
would you rather have full sight or money?
And I said, I'd rather have money so I can get lots of cocaine.
Obviously, I don't do cocaine.
And it was sarcasm.
But they banned me from making an ad.
or a live video, and they banned my profile from being recommended for 30 days.
And so now my Facebook posts are getting barely any views.
It's just really fucking sucks.
Well, believe you me, if it had happened the other way and you were some right-wing piece of shit,
they'd actually be pushing your posts and your videos into the algorithm.
I know. I know.
There's nothing that can convince me that this isn't politically motivated.
I mean, I know I'm a small person, but it's like, well, why should we go after the big people,
and we can go after the small people?
So I'm going to try to stay on my best behavior.
I appealed it to the oversight board, but, you know, a fat chance of them actually taking on the case,
because it's like the Supreme Court of Facebook, they're not going to fucking take on a piddly-ass case.
like mine.
But at least my voice
was heard.
At least it's a record of it, you know.
Yeah, and at least you didn't take it lying down.
Yeah.
And, you know, things were starting to pick up, man.
I mean, Facebook, you know, Facebook,
I was getting hundreds of, sometimes thousands of views,
and people were sharing my stuff.
And, you know, a lot of people were.
bitching and moaning and growing and crying.
That was the fun of it.
But, you know, I enjoyed it.
I enjoyed the, you know, making them, you know,
slip their wrists and shit, you know.
But now nobody's getting it, and it's just,
it just sucks.
I hope I'm able to get my momentum back.
Well, I think you will, and learn a little lesson
about sarcasm and commenting on other people's stuff.
I guess.
Yeah, I guess I'm going to have to not do that.
Especially since, you know, I use Facebook to reach people and, you know, they don't know about my content.
Facebook's a good place to do it.
I tried to use Blue Sky, but the posting isn't the most accessible for a screen reader.
I need to talk to them about that.
It's another goddamn thing to do, but there you have it.
there's always something more to do.
And the only way it works is to continue to do what you're doing.
Yeah.
And understand that you are doing so with one foot in a bucket going uphill
because progressive opinions, progressive voices,
will always be delegitimized by the massive corporations.
that benefit by being right-wing.
Uh-huh.
That's right.
And, you know, there's no media ecosystem
for left-wing voices in this,
uh, on the internet.
There's no, there's no daily wire left-wing version.
It doesn't exist.
I mean, I guess Midas touch is probably the closest thing
that I'll get to it, but I sure as fuck
don't want to be Midas touch.
I'm sorry.
Like, I'm a little too ungovernable.
I don't,
want to be part of my distut, or the young Turks, or any of that crap.
I want to be my own person, doing my own thing, saying what I believe, and
open the people listening.
Fucking surprising as hell, people are doing it.
Exactly.
But, yeah.
Anyway, I should probably let you go.
I know it's close to the end of the program.
Oh, by Joe, it is.
Time flies.
I know, I know.
Very much so.
But you hope you feel better.
You sound a lot better than you did yesterday.
Well, thank you. I hope the drugs are working, but I don't know. I'm just going to keep trying.
Well, hopefully it passes soon, and you got the Tom Yum chicken soup or whatever it was.
That helped. That helped.
Yeah.
And for anybody, anybody, you know, just go to your local Asian market.
It's a paste in a jar and heat up some chicken broth and take a heap and teaspoon of that stuff and just stir it in.
dissolve it and just sip at it and it's it's blazing hot and it's heavenly and there is not a
virus or a piece of pollen that can exist within proximity to it well there you go we have a lot
of those in seattle so i'll be able to get mine soon as well um we got some cool tie places too
so i'll be able to get the actual you know i was actually i was at crogers last night and in their
you know, up in the deli where the fresh stuff is.
Yep.
They had refrigerated soups, and they had a Thai,
uh, coconut chicken curry soup.
And oh my God was that good.
Damn.
All right.
Kroger Deli for the wind.
Who would have thought?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, there's some weird, I mean, it's wild.
But it's funny how the stores vary from place to place.
I got a family.
chicken pot pie in the market side brand from Wally World.
You know, you take it home, you bake it.
It's a good chicken pot pie because, you know,
we've had chicken pot pie discussions on this program.
You might recall one time a few years ago when Ferg was complaining
about a chicken pot pie that didn't have a crust bottom,
and Steve in Georgia Stan piped up and said,
yeah, that's just soup.
Yeah, I remember.
This is soup.
Well, this has a bottom crust.
It's really, really good.
And I've bought it here several times.
And I was all excited to put one in the oven and bake it for Victoria up in Parkersburg.
But apparently, my little Oak Hill Wally World is more boogie than her is there in Metropolitan Parkersburg.
Because they didn't have that or the broccoli cheddar keesh that was so delicious.
Oh, heavens.
Yeah, well, I guess they'll have to.
stock you know
stock Victoria's freezer up next time
you get up there you know that's not a bad idea
I'll get the
keep things cold bag out
and take it and
take one of those chicken pot pies up with me
at least it's not a Yetty
at least it's not a Yetty cooler
No no I blew mine up with Tanner
I had a long time ago
Yeah me too me too
Yeah because that was just the thing to do
But then again I'm going back to Victoria's
for the 4th of July so I'm hoping
that I can
scrape some nickels together
and get a pork shoulder
and put that on the smoker
and take a pulled pork barbecue up
for her family's
the Fourth of July celebration.
Oh, that sounds wonderful.
And the Alabama slaw, right?
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
Oh, God, that sounds great.
That would sound...
That sounds like a heavenly sandwich right there,
or maybe I'm just super hungry, or both.
You know, no, you put the pulled pork on,
You put the Alabama hot slaw on it.
You don't need barbecue sauce.
It's just perfect.
It sounds delightful.
And if you really want to do it the way they do it at Dick Hals Pit Barbecue
on the corner of Pine Street and Sherrod Avenue in Florence, Alabama,
once you've got a sandwich put together, you put it on your iron griddle
and use a sandwich press to press it kind of flattish.
And that creates a little bit of crispness on the crust of the bun.
and now I'm hungry too.
Oh, yeah.
That sounds, oh, that sounds fucking delightful.
Probably got that crisp, the crisp exterior, but the softer interior of the bun.
Bingo, exactly.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's what good griddle cooking does.
God damn.
No, I want one.
I want you to have one.
I got to figure out a way to smoke a shoulder and ship it to you, Tristan.
Oh, that would be so nice, Rox.
I mean, Trump sold meat through the mail.
Yeah, well, you know, you could do it if you've got, you know, those vacuum sealer systems.
Oh, I've got one. I've got one, yes.
Yeah, yeah, I think that could, I think you could do that.
I don't, I mean, I do that.
Antibat provided me one couple of years ago, and it comes in awfully handy.
Yeah, yeah, no, those are really nice.
I mean, I don't know, I don't know what the regulations are on sending those kinds of things through the mail, but like you said, if Trump could do it, and anybody could do it.
Well, if I froze it harder than Babylonian arithmetic and then vacuum sealed it
and packed it up with those little sachets of that, whatever that liquid stuff is that turns, you know, the ice pack packets and then put it in a box.
I could probably ship it that way.
God alone knows how much that would cost.
Yeah.
I remember I tried to ship salmon to you that way.
I don't think it made it.
No, no.
but not for want to try.
No, I really did try.
At least I put some perishables in it.
But yeah, no, I would appreciate.
I'd appreciate that.
It would probably cost you a lot, though.
Maybe I'd just come out to West Virginia.
I've got family in Kentucky.
So, you know, and I know it's a way.
He's Hopkinsville, Kentucky is where they live.
but, you know, I think it's what, eight, nine, ten hours from West Virginia.
I could, you know, I could make it work.
Hopkinsville?
No, that's not going to be eight or ten hours from West Virginia.
How far?
I'm not sure where it is, but Hopkinsville border, I mean, Kentucky borders West Virginia.
I can be in, I can leave here and be in Lexington in five.
Okay.
All right. It's closer than I thought.
Yeah, my geography of the southeast is not great.
So I haven't been to a lot of places in the country.
I've been international, but there are a lot of states that I haven't been to yet.
Indeed, indeed.
Well, Tristan, you take care of yourself and have a good evening, okay?
Yeah, you too. Take care.
Please donate folks, if you can.
I really want you, Roxanne, to be out of that goddamn hole.
you're in.
Oh, it would be nice to be fully funded.
It would be devoutly to be wished.
Indeed, indeed.
Well, I'll, please donate folks if you can,
and I hope the deficit gets lower,
and I'll speak to you some other time.
All right, you take care, Tristan.
You too.
Bye now.
Tristan calling from Seattle.
We always managed to get into a little food porn
when Tristan and I.
talk oh and uh there's lee serving as the horn ad hoc musketeers research department
yeah athos aramis and porthos then d'artagnan came along after yeah i knew i knew i knew
i knew d'artagnan was a late arrival i just couldn't remember athos and porthos well that's
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