Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 2 April 2026, Thorn-In-the-Side Thursday

Episode Date: April 3, 2026

"Good-bye, so long, auf wiedersehen, farewell." "Bye, Felicia!" "Buh-BYE!" JoJo Blondie, your life is calling.  Nitwit Nero's Very Important Super Double-plus Important Address was a nothingburger, an infomercial for genocidal criminality and outright stupidity. But the rotten bastard still hungers for war crimes . . . and maybe a nuke.  

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Okay. Regarding super official Horn Family Community Congregation Pam Blondie Pool. How long before we hear about Mr. Pam Blondie having a habit of wearing fake them's fake babes? Too soon? No, not soon enough.

No. Yeah. Wait, what? Is this real, Jeremy? From an account called Air Power Asia, Iran, just sank the U.S.NS Robert E. Perry with five missiles costing $5.2 million in total. The cargo lost 30,000 interceptor missiles worth $58 billion. That's 47 years of U.S. production capacity at the bottom of the Red Sea in 20 minutes. replacement timeline?

Well, there are more and more stories that are getting out there that our betters aren't being really terribly truthful with us. Yeah. Oh, dear. Jeremy says it's true. Wow. Now I have to. Yeah, the only thing I'm seeing is that Air Power Asia Post, as well as, some what appears to be sketchy video.

Let's see what the reporting is on that. He's a little rusty, but every mention of it I'm seeing is coming from, well, certainly not American sources. A Lewis and Clark class dry cargo ship. That's the best description I can get of it, but, uh, hmm, I wonder if, uh, I wonder if the for-profit media are just going, ho-hum, must be propaganda. No need to report on that. and from Billable Rick Roxanne, stop telling us your way out of sync, we already know that

well, thanks for the sour persimmons, brother. Yeah. So, torpedo, and that's not what, and the Perry is not what that was about. No, the password has to do with well, the demise of Joe Jocon Blondie. How long have I been saying it? Jojo Blondie, your life is calling.

And now it's founder. Yeah, nitwit Nero broke the news to Jojo last night right before his address to the nation. More on that in a minute. Lots more on that. And she is said to have sputtered and spewed and cried. and wept, begging Daddy not to not to can her. I did my best for you, Daddy.

Don't do it, Daddy, don't take off your belt, Daddy. Mm-hmm. But, well, it was all for not. And by now, Jojo has given up her digs in D.C. and she's already Well, she turned around and zoomed back to Florida.

Yeah. And over at Fox News TV Radio Rwanda, Jonathan Turley Do I remember that he had a Yeah, didn't he have a sex pest problem? And of course he still got a job with Fox, naturally.

um steveny your your hindi's a little rusty what did i miss was that a recording from india or did you just misidentify farsi as the language of iran i didn't miss i no um it sounded like hindi to me and but it could be farsi either one i'm real rusty on i don't think i qualify as rusty i'm just stone cold ignorant of it yeah But, you know, the information war is in full swing.

And while Whiskey Pete Kegbreath, the DUI hires comm's team is busy putting together cartoon videos. Well, it's, they're taking a different tack in Iran and the rest of the world. I don't know. Was it Farsi? Somebody tell me. Someone in particular that I know who knows what it sounds like. No, but back to Jonathan Turdley. After Pam Bondi got defenestrated, did she jump or was she pushed? Oh, she was pushed. Trying to put some sort of a good face on it. Well, Jonathan Turdly, he's a little bit worried.

Good to be with you. Thank you. Okay, so let's bring in our Fox News contributor and George Washington University Law Professor Jonathan Turley, rejoining the programs. Jonathan, you have more time to think about this and take in more of the news. Your thoughts? Well, I think that the president, obviously, is trying to prepare for what he sees as coming.

And there's a lot of unknowns there. I would say that when Chuck Schumer celebrates this, he should think again. Pam Bondi is still in good favor with not just the president, but most people in that party. She's now a torpedo in the water. There's a lot of places she could go,

including running for office. So I wouldn't celebrate too much if I were the minority leader in that sense. In terms of who's being considered, there's various options. You have Janine Piro, who is U.S. administration. Oh, my God, the first one he mentions is Juice Box, Janine. Oh. But there's other information about other people under consideration out there. Really?

the only prosecutor in America who can't indict a ham sandwich? Jesus. But torpedo in the water? The one who should be worrying about a live torpedo in the water is, well, it went narrow. Because hell hath no fury, like a Jojo scorned. The attorney in D.C., very accomplished lawyer, very accomplished judge. Obviously, Lee Zeldon is very popular on the hill. He would be someone who could really sort of grease the skids

when you need things to move on the hill in the area of the Justice Department. You have Todd Blanche himself, who was a partner in a world-class law firm. He was a prosecutor and was considered the top prosecution office. And he got his client hung out to dry on 34 felony counts. Not one, not two, but all 34. He got his client, nitwit, Nero, rung up on. Mm-hmm. You know, I'm kind of there with the Schadenfreude, Stephen New York.

Oh, please, choose, Piero. You're only doing that for entertainment value. You care nothing about the Department of Justice. No, actually, you don't. I understand why. It's a shambles. There's nothing even. resembling decency in that office.

But no, do wrap things up, Jonathan Turtley, and show us your hands. Where are your hands? And he's tough as nails. In terms of confirmations, I think that Schumer's hair would catch on fire if it was Todd Blanche because of his, he was at the center of the Epstein Files issue, but he's also been at the president's side throughout these battles. I think Zeldon would probably have the easiest of those and possibly Perrault and others. But I think the president is primarily looking at, as he has his whole career,

if I make a personnel change, can I sort of spur this along? And each of these people have a skill set. Todd Blanche is a tough guy. He'll gut you like a trout without even changing his expression. He's a litigator. I mean, he's been in the tough fights, and you can count on that. uh zeldon is someone who's able to avoid fights but he's also able to finish him and peru peru and others have a track record with the president that has proven she's been an outstanding u.s attorney

jonathan great to have you here thank you very much for jumping on the breaking news with us thanks and um yeah uh thanks but torpedo in the water you got me thinking about uh a great torpedo in the water scene. There it is. I'm not quite. I needed to narrow the search a little bit more. There it is. What was that about a torpedo? That torpedo is still active. It's searching for another target now. A stuffy tough to quit. Here comes my favorite line.

It's locked on us. He's locked on us. How close is that alpha, Josie? Thousand yards, dead is stern, going to port. Reverse your turn. Hi, sir. We're turning straight at him. Trapidos still on our tail. Plague chicken, there's no one to fledge. Collision in 400 yards.

350, 300. That's then. Right full rudder, 30 degree down. Aye, sir. This one's gonna be close. You arrogant ass. You've killed us. Yes! Kaboom!

You arrogant ass, you've killed us. Uh-huh. Ah, you just ha... You just... you just... just had to fire with Jojo Blondie, didn't you? Mm-hmm. I wonder.

I wonder if she might... I wonder if this is shaking her loyalty. Because among other things, the reporting is that she got canned because she alerted

Eric Swalwell of an attack investigation because nitwit Niro, wants Swalwell, it thinks that, you know, he can take Eric Swalwell down. There's nothing much left of him now except petty grievances and jealousy.

In many ways, it's pathetic. But, yeah, he ditched her right before his address to the nation, and said he was firing her. according to the political reporter for the Daily Mail, Philip Nito. Trump's reasoning for the sudden dismissal comes in part because the president believes Bondi tipped off Eric Swalwell about the FBI's efforts to release investigative documents

related to his relationship with Christine Fang. And Newtwitt Niro hates Eric Swalwell because Eric Swalwell needles the hell out of him. Eric Swalwell was never accused of any wrong. doing. He met the woman. That's all. And he's tried to weaponize whatever information there is, you know, because he's a shitty human being. I know that's an oversimplification, but here we are.

So, yeah, she begged. It was humiliating. The Daily Mail reporting on that, too. She was unhappy. and tried to change his mind. Funny how it's the women who go first. First, it was Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome, taking with her the sex pest Corey Lewandowski. And now it's Jojo Blondie, who must be feeling particularly targeted because, well, he didn't fire Todd Blanchie,

as Ralph's just said, oh my God, Todd Blanche is a tough guy? Yeah, I'm still laughing at Steve in New York. Oh, please, Jews Piro. But no, apparently in the mix, or at least was. I don't know if she still is. But yeah, counsel for the parking garage, Crosslady. Alina, Habna, Habana, Habana, Habana.

Over on Fox News, not Fox News, over on MS now, there was a conversation about potential, replacements on Chris Jansing's program where Laura Barron Lopez sort of speculated about who the possible replacements might be. Dancing reports at this hour, general direction. Four sources tell MS now that President Trump is expected to remove Pam Bondi from her position as Attorney General imminently. Now the EPA administrator is on the shortlist to lead DOJ. Plus, legal legacy. A big point of contention between Trump and Bondi has been her handling

of the Epstein files. But some Epstein survivors are raising concerns that her replacement may not be any better. Also, view from the Hill. Some members of Congress, including Republicans, are welcoming the news that Bondi may soon be out. And Mark, Mark, market reaction. It's already been a volatile day of trading on Wall Street as investors try to make sense of the president's speech on the war. Is that conflict ending soon or are we just hitting Iran harder? Our MS now reporters are following all of the latest developments and we begin with the president reportedly telling Pam Bondi she's on her way out. MS now is Laura Barone Lopez joins me now. Laura, what are your sources telling you about this decision? That's right, Chris. So sources have told me. and Jake's trailer and others here at MS now that Bondi is out eminently. Now I know that Fox News is reporting that this decision has come down, but our sources had told us that it was going to be, you know, potentially as early as today, but that she

is out. And a lot of that frustration from the president has been building for some time now, for months. And it has more to do with her prosecutions or her inability to get cases fully through that have to do with prosecuting the president's enemies. Now, of course, there was also the handling of the Epstein files that have frustrated a number of the president's allies. But, again, this is something that sources had told us who are familiar with the conversations

is happening imminently. Now, when it comes to who could replace her, there are a number of people that are on that potential shortlist, and we're not sure exactly who the president's final choices but that could include Lee Zeldon, the EPA administrator. It could also include Janine Piro, the current attorney, U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia. We also heard that Alina Habo was potentially in the mix. She was the former U.S. attorney for New Jersey.

No, she wasn't. Who was disqualified by a judge. There was also some talk around Senator Eric Schmidt. That was what sources told Jake Traylor as well as Michael Schnell. And he was Attorney General for Missouri. But again, you know, another name in here that we're unclear if they could rise to the top is Todd Blanche, the current deputy attorney general at the Justice Department. So this is one of the biggest, second biggest ousters of the president's administration, which we expect to come down very soon, right after Christy Knoem, the DHS secretary earlier this year, Chris. Laura Buron Lopez. Thank you. I also want to bring in MS now senior legal reporter Lisa Rubin. I mean, obviously, Bonnie

has been under pressure because of her handling of the Epstein files. And we saw it hit a kind of boiling point during February's congressional hearing. I want to remind folks and play a little bit of that. He is the most transparent president in the nation's history. And none of them, none of them, ask Merrick Garland over the last four years one word about Jeffrey Epstein. How ironic is that? You know why? Because Donald...

Because you're a terrible lawyer and don't understand, dumb dumb. The Dow is over, the Dow is over $50,000. I don't know why you're laughing. So that was her telling the president. He's just amazing. But obviously it did. All that performance art for nothing. But now we understand.

He's said to have been upset with her for a while now. And so that was kind of an on-air, an on-air fluffing for Daddy. and I'm sure Nitwit Nero knows what that term means, and I don't want to think about how he learned. Help. I just wonder what you're hearing from Epstein survivors. Do they think that this is a move from their perspective in the right direction?

You know, Chris, most of what I'm hearing from Epstein survivors is that this is an effort to deflect blame. I want to read you a statement that I received earlier today from Marina Laceda. She's a survivor who has been on our air a number of times. It begins like this. This is classic Trump behavior, when the heat is on, he deflects blame away from himself, just like he did with Christy Noem. And where is Alex Acosta now?

She's referring to Alex Acosta, the former Labor Secretary for President Trump in his first term, who was then the U.S. attorney for the Southern District of Florida when Jeffrey Epstein was first investigated. She's asking, where is he now after his failures in 2008? He faces no consequences while Pam Bondi is left bearing the brunt. This is just another distraction to keep her away from the critical hearing coming up Trump needs to stand up and act like the president in the United States, be accountable, take responsibility, and show real leadership.

And of course, Chris, the hearing that she's referring to is Pam Bondi has been subpoenaed to come before the House Oversight Committee and testify on April 14th. It's unclear whether she intends to do that. It's also unclear whether the House Oversight Committee will press to enforce its subpoena in a world where Pam Bondi is not the Attorney General anymore. And some that I've talked to believe that that impending April 14th, date may be some of President Trump's motivation to fire Pam Bondi here and now. Chris? Lisa Rubin, thanks for that.

To MS Now is Kevin Frye, who is talking reaction. Yeah, thanks for that. And I share your disgust, Kim, in New York. Oh, my God, MS Now reporter claiming that HAVA was the former AG of New Jersey. Great reporting there, Melissa. I'm sorry, I get it, but there's something about the way you put that, Kim. Great reporting there, Melissa. Oh, yeah.

And so, as Ralphs reminds me, according to Dean Blundell, Madam Skunkhead, Tulsaid Gabbard, is said to be the next head on the chopping block, because she wouldn't say mean things about Joe Kent, was it? Gentlemen, upstage, ladies, downstage. Are you a lady? Mr. Kent! Sorry, just stuck in my head when I found out of that, that Nazi who couldn't countenance this filthy war.

I'm talking about being right for the wrong reasons. Oh, my God. Oh, and big thank you. Thank you so much to Gino. I'm buying my day in honor of me. Me, surprisingly making it to 74 today. Something I've not been certain would actually come to pass. If anyone wants to join me in supporting Roxanne, I would be honored.

We need her more than ever. Thank you, Gino. Oh, such a happy birthday. You know, you're a couple of hours behind me. What, have you any, have you any, uh, birthday plans for this 74th? Remember, I live vicariously through the celebrations and travels and joys and journeys of this magnificent community. So I hope you celebrate your birthday spectacularly, Gino.

Thank you so much. And, hey, that means that Monday's covered in 200 of Tuesday. A hundred more dollars to go with Gino's, and miraculously, well, March will be fully funded. Brother Deacon Ace is a fluffing, quoting me, I'm sure he knows that term, and I don't want to know how he learned it, says the Camel Cardinal not to ruin the dinner hour in the Eastern Daylight Time Zone, but I have it on good authority that he learned it during that episode when he was, when, quote, he was blowing Bubba, unquote. Yeah.

You may not have wanted to, but dinner is now officially on a respirator and life support in general. El. But of course, Jojo did issue a statement. and she said, over the next month, I will be working tirelessly to transition the Office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I'm thrilled about

and where I will continue fighting for President Trump in this administration. Oh, she's going to get a job at the Heritage Foundation. Leading President Trump's historic and highly successful efforts to make America more safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime. Well, you're easily honored, honey, because you didn't do either one. And easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history.

Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years. Secured first-ever-terrorism convictions against members of Antifa. to domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. Well, honey, you couldn't have done that if the Supreme Court wasn't stacked in your favor. If there were actually a majority on the Supreme Court who gave a flying flock about, you know, the Constitution, you'd be owed for 24, sweetie.

I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to make America safe again. Masa? Massa? Really? Cornflower? Massa? Yeah. Jesus God. Oh, well, there, the little miracle. Thank you. Thank you so much, Charlie, at APS Radio News. does. We're fully funded for the month of March, only two days into April. And that's a birthday Ramalama Ding Dong for Gino as well. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you so much. And so that takes us down to, let's see, uh, huh, 580 bucks. We've actually started funding on yesterday. Thank you.

That's magnificent. That's wonderful. So I guess she's going to work for the... Do you think they've got a Southern Command, the Heritage Foundation? Do they have some tacky-ass building across from a rat-infested bar in Florida like they do in D.C.? Well, no, no. For an infestation in a bar in Florida, it would probably be, oh, I don't know, a ball python infestation or an alligator in. infestation.

And of course, what that means is at least you don't have a rat infestation. Yeah. Well, just remember, Jojo, wherever you go, given what you've done with the Epstein files, somebody may want to find you with an indictment in a couple of years. And then you can, and it'll probably come with a gift. box, wrapped gift box containing a straight neck pipe for you to enjoy

in prison just like John Mitchell did. Yeah. You know what it'd be cool? We talked about this in the past a little bit. In a Democratic administration taking well, being inaugurated on January the 20th, 2029, Jack Smith as Attorney General.

Yeah. and get right in front of a grand jury. And let's see how Jojo looks in Orange. And from employed at George Washington University, Cynthia says, how the fuck does he keep his job? Oh, and from Dave in the Blind. Mama Bell for the improvement in the general tone of the program's meal ruination. Keep going, Horn Denise.

is your beloved North American Assault Association President Dave in the blind. Thank you, Dave. Thank you. And this story has been getting a lot of play, a lot of legs. The Intercept, Cynthia shared this with me, The Intercept Publishing yesterday in a non-April Fool's Post, Almost 750 U.S. troops have been wounded or killed in the Middle East since October 2023. An analysis by the intercept has found, but the Pentagon won't acknowledge it.

U.S. Central Commander Centcom, which oversees military operations in the Middle East, appears to be engaged in what a defense official called a casualty cover-up, offering the intercept lowball and outdated figures and failing to provide clarifications on military deaths and injuries. at least 15 U.S. troops were wounded Friday in an Iranian attack on a Saudi airbase that hosts American troops. That would be Prince Sultan. According to two government officials who spoke with the intercept, hundreds of U.S. personnel have been killed or injured in the region since the U.S. launched a war on Iran just over a month ago. Of course, that was part of his blathering last night.

When you have conflicts like this, you're not. You always have death. He said that after he went to meet one of the caskets of the soldiers he had killed over there. I met the parents and they were unbelievable people. Really, you're talking about grieving parents and the most of that, and you have to use a superval... Unbelievable people. They were unbelievable people.

He said it twice. But they all had one thing in common. They said to me one thing, every single one. Finish the job, sir. Please finish the job. Ah, Jesus. Which I guess kind of brings us to last night.

And just to be clear, yeah, there was talk about Alina Habana, Habana, Council for the Parking Garage, there was talk about Janine Piro. But in fact, and this really had to piss Jojo right off,

he nominated Todd Blanchie to step in because Todd Blanchie will do what he was told. Todd Blanchie did his client's bidding and, well, like I said, got his client hung out to dry on 34 felony counts related to the sex predator that Todd Blanche's boss, daddy is. Good for him. On the other hand, however, that seat may still be a mite warm,

at least according to CNN senior justice correspondent Evan Perez and says it may not be just quite so it might not be such awesome sauce. We're staying on top of the breaking news on CNN. Pam Bondi, fired by President Trump.

We have a panel of experts here to discuss. Evan, first to you, Todd Blanche is taking over as acting attorney general, someone who has relatively not delved into politics until fairly recently, including an appearance at CPAC. Let's watch this sound by. There is not a single man or woman at the Department of Justice who had anything to do with those prosecutions. How many?

been canned. Over 200. Over 200, either left before we came in because they knew it was coming or were And just for the fun of it, so we'll know, this cliff did happen at CPAC, as they noted, and the guy said, And how many have been canned? Well, that's the guy who reached across and grabbed the crotch of a young man one evening in the greater Atlanta area. That would be Matt Schlapp. And this guy who's supposed to be the incoming attorney general. just was willing to sit down within proximity of that creep, that sex pest? Ugh. Fired or took early retirement. They are no longer employed by this department.

To be clear, those are now former DOJ employees who worked on prosecutions of President Trump after he left the White House. It seems like Todd Blanche, having been President Trump's former personal attorney, would be game to pursue some of the ambitious prosecutions of his political adversaries. Well, let me just first point out how astonishing it is for the second in command at the Justice Department, the person who runs the department day to day, to be boasting at a political event, at a political convention, about ousting people who simply were doing their jobs, right? These are people, agents, FBI agents, these are prosecutors who were doing their jobs.

They were carrying out court orders that were issued by. judges, there is absolutely nothing I've ever heard from a political leader at the Justice Department that really rivals something like this. And by the way, the other thing that's going to happen is that every single person that is suing the department and the government over their firings now has that soundbite to use in their lawsuits. But I'll say this, on Blanche's tenure, if I were him, I would not be too comfortable in how long I'm going to be around.

the same dissatisfaction that the president has with Pam Bondi's job performance, it really also applies to Todd Blanche because he is the person who runs the department day-to-day. A lot of the grumbling behind the scenes about the performance of the department in carrying out the president's retribution agenda has also been about Todd Blanche because people say inside, they say that that's where things go to die, that things have been moving very slow. that he has not been willing to move things quickly enough. Now, in Todd Blanche's defense, I would say that he understands the reality of how things work, right?

That you can't just, like, go indict people. You need to try to have evidence. You need to figure out where you can best bring cases. And then there's some evidence that's just not there, right? Do you think the personal relationship that President Trump has with Blanche because of all that bonding time in the cases when he served as his personal attorney? I think that that has helped save him so far, right, from some of the anger of the president. But I think in the end, I think the president is very unhappy with how the department has done what he wants them to do.

And some of that is Todd Blanch's, or at least some of the blame, goes to Todd Blanche as well. And so we don't know how long he'll last after this, depending on who the president appoints. He, Todd Blanche, has put a statement out on X saying that Pam Bondi led this department with strength and conviction, and I'm grateful for her leadership and friendship. He goes on to say thank you to President Trump for the trust and the opportunity to serve as acting attorney general. We will continue backing the blue enforcing the law and doing everything in our power to keep America safe. Yeah, sure. Jesus

Has anybody seen any Any headlines yet? White House in disarray Seems like it would be appropriate But no, yeah I guess Tulsaid Gabbard Lady Skunkhead Madam Skunkhead

Is next I love Charlie Pierce Over at Esquire politics He wrote Adios Pambondi And Tulsi Gabbard In the immortal words of the late representative Joe Mokely

I wouldn't God this is I wouldn't buy any green bananas See if I can do that I wouldn't buy any green bananas Oh God He's Charlie Pierce is a treasure

He is just a treasure Because I mean You have to externally explain the joke It's not funny anymore, but Jesus. Anyway, I guess we're there as we approach the beginning of the second hour of the program. Yeah. Yeah, don't get too comfy, Todd, because you can't do what he wants done either.

And I like the fact that they pointed out that on that panel that, well, they're going to. But, well, there's a new piece of information to use, namely the clip that preceded the discussion. And it'll all be part of what? Discovery! Yes. Mm-hmm. Here's a crazy thought. And no, I mean, really, it is a crazy thought.

once it doesn't work out with Todd Blanchie Who does he go to then? Really? Schmidt from Missouri? Really? Or Juicebox, Janine?

Or counsel for the parking garage? No. No. When you really need a fixer to come in, a cleaner, like in the mob movies. You know who you get.

He could patch things up with Bill Barda prosecution. Now, granted, Bill Barda prosecution did bail out in the immediate aftermath of the domestic terrorist attack on the capital of the United States on January 6, 2021. But I think he could be brought back in, especially if he wanted to be brought back in. If he wanted to put all this Epstein stuff behind him once and for all and come turtling out to the podium and say,

that's it, no more this Epstein nonsense. That's all. I'm putting it to bed. We're done. I wouldn't make Daddy very, very happy. Yeah. But then, well, about last night. How bad was that a dress? It was so bad. But even the hardcore maggots were underwhelmed. Of course, the big headline is President Trump's primetime speech last night about Iran.

He basically said that everything is on track and that completion of military objectives should be coming soon. Soon kind of in parentheses, two to three weeks is the number he floated. But here he is yourself. He can hear for yourself. I've made clear from the beginning of Operation Epic Fury. that we will continue until our objectives are fully achieved. Thanks to the progress we've made. By the way, I was listening to it in real time last night.

I couldn't bear to watch him, so I listened on NPR. And did you catch that where he mentions Operation Epstein Ferry? Fox News monkeyed with the audio a little bit there, because if you go back to the original audio, and I know this because I sort of, well, Your humble OSTIS is a long-time practitioner of the art of talking lots, and I'm infamous for my pregnant pauses. And I've become rather expert at being able, just with my ear,

to tell when nitwit Nero is searching for a word. now it sounds there like he says Operation Epstein Furry or Epic Fury What a stupid It sounds like he just breezes through He's just breezing along through the script

But the thing is He isn't There were gaps there Now we'll go back There we go I've made clear from the beginning of Operator Operation Epic Fury that we will continue. Last night it was Operation Epic Fury.

But now they've tidied up his vocals so that he sounds somewhat coherent. Because last night, he was a mess. I don't know what they had the old crankhead on, but he was a little slow. How bad was that address? Leah New York asks. Brian Nome looked better. Oh, Brian, we're going to have to get you some beard cover, honey. And Michael says, did you have this on your bingo card?

I didn't have Pam Blondie getting fired, nor did I have Cue next Tuesday Krusty Nome being fired. I thought for sure it would be the googly-eyed fratboy want to be Krishna Patel. Think he'll be next? No. Another woman's going to bite the dust. Lady, Madam Skunkhead, Michael.

yeah i had them i had them both on my card and it must have been something for the i forget who it was they said to jojo or maybe to crusty possibly also to trash patel i need you to

come clean now because i don't think you're going to get another chance to come back before this committee So yeah. And from Bollmer Bob, used and abused. Bye, Blondie. Bye! She failed to get the prey Blofeld ordered her to get.

So now she joins Krusty Nome and the cornfield. The cornfield. Y'all are really, y'all are really on point this evening. What else do you expect from a criminal organization modeled after Spector? no mercy for any subordinate who fails a mission well we did get you some really bad-tempered trout bad-tempered bass wasn't it yeah Lee zeldon

Bob continues checks all the boxes for succeeding her as attorney general he's evil he's pro-toxicity and he'll do the bidding of billionaires and at the help of the Supreme Court which treats Trump as a client he gets things done he looks like the odds on favor it to be confirmed well i'm i'm a little confused here um

zeldon well look uh any of them would be confirmed i mean any of them uh but well i guess i guess todd blanche is acting attorney general does he have the actual

nomination yeah oh from lee in new york thank you bob Lee in New York says There couldn't be pregnant pauses He made them get abortions Yeah

And my pregnant pauses are all grown up He likes them young But to get back to the audio Well And really it's not about his audio from last night It's about the response of the maggots there on Real America's voice

continue until our objectives are fully achieved. Thanks to the progress we've made, I can say tonight that we are on track to complete all of America's military objectives shortly, very shortly. We're going to hit them extremely hard over the next two to three weeks. We're going to bring them back to the Stone Ages where they belong. In the meantime, discussions are ongoing. The regime change was not our going. Yeah, that made me throw up a little bit in my mouth back to the Stone Ages where they belong. You stupid bastard, you monumentally idiotic, mental defective, the Persian people, as I've often noted, were fully civilized at a time when your ancestors and mine, Donnie, were fighting with the buzzards for what the wolves didn't want.

Stone Age is where they belong. God damn, you monumentally dumb motherfucker. And now I guess he's considering himself a modern-day Alexander. Alexander was gay. They tried to marry him off to a woman named Roxanne, but she didn't want anything to do with it. And apparently may even have tried to kill him at one point. But back to the state.

So that, I mean, beyond just how monumentally rude that is how uninformed how stupid well it also tells me that he said we're going to be hitting you night over the next couple of weeks I remain convinced

that he really wants to use a nuclear device on Iran and that's terrifying because neither Russia nor China will sit still for that shit and of course it's because they don't have a nuclear device because we don't do what we've done to Iran

to people, the countries that have nuclear weapons. Sorry. My son's having a bit of an emergency. Never a dull moment. He's locked his keys in the car. So, sorry about that. Back to work now. Oh, thank you, Ralph's.

Ralph's jumped in alongside Gino, wishing Gino a very happy birthday. and taking us down to 555. Thank you, Ralph. Thank you so much. That's so very kind. Now, sorry, I want to get back to this because the one thing that stood out to me and terrifies me

is that he wants to use a nuclear device. But here's the other thing. when he told other countries to well it's your job to secure we don't need the Gulf we don't need the we don't need the the Middle East oil that y'all do so you should be the ones patrolling it for me

that was that was the moment that made abundantly clear that he has no idea about why the United States of America projects our power on a global basis. In essence, that Dagnab Dunderhead, that orange genius invited China to come over and exert its hegemonic power on the Persian Gulf. Meanwhile, some 20 or more nations had a Zoom call earlier today including the UK, other NATO countries,

about how they could do what daddy told them to do and go and secure the Gulf. I suppose. I mean, I would think that those countries would understand that Iran has a say in this. For instance, just a couple of days ago, the Iranians said, listen, even if we do reopen the Straits of Hormuz,

Israel will never be welcome there, which was an interesting thing to say. But yeah, he basically offered that corner of the world to China. Because as Abraham Lincoln noted so many years ago, he knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. This is all just one big construction project dodge that he can work on. It's gross. It's terrifying. And it's deeply contrary to American interests. Good God, there was even, he even put in a pitch for, buy oil from America, we got all we could use, we got more than enough. And now we've got Venezuela's oil.

Millions and millions of barrels. But to go back to the clip at hand. Oh, we never said regime change, but regime change has occurred because of all of their original, leaders, death. They're all dead. The new group is less radical and much more reasonable. Yet if during this period of time,

no deal is made, we have less radical and more reasonable? God. How much longer, how much longer can that poor, that poor bubble full of

goo and spirocates hold out? We're killing everybody. We're killing everybody. And if they don't do it, we tell them, we'll kill them some more. We'll dig them up and kill them again. Our rise on key targets. All right, Gina and David.

So I think it may have been comforting the president basically saying two to three weeks, and we should have everything complete and be ready to pull out if that's, you know, if that's the time frame. But I don't know. I still have questions, Dr. Gina. Did you get all the questions last night that you wanted answered? Well, since as David Brody pointed out this morning, I believe in our production call, he never said the word ground troops at all. Didn't address. No comment.

So that meant that a lot of America went, oh, okay, well, we're not going to, we're not going to insert any ground troops. That's great. But is that what that meant, David Brody? I don't know the answer to that. And I was my whole time, this whole time, like I literally was like, that's it. I don't know about anybody else. That's what I was thinking. I was like, that's what, wait, huh? I didn't understand. I mean, I understand this could, in fairness to President Trump, this could have been, this could have been a speech that was not targeted to the American people, but was instead targeted toward foreign enemies. Right, David?

Yeah, I think so. And look, in terms of the ground troops, just the fact that, the fact that he didn't say anything about ground troops doesn't mean that there's not going to be any ground troops. I mean, this is typical. President Trump in a good way, right? Art of a deal, keep your options open. No reason to let the enemy know anything whatsoever. It's called the element of prize. Hello, it's War 101. You know, to me, what's interesting here is the timeframe. President Trump says two to three weeks, okay, do to do,

calculation, blah, blah, blah. We're in the fifth week now. Two to three weeks puts it, oh, look at that. Right at about 60 days. Well, the 1973 War Powers Resolution literally says Congress must give approval after 60 days if there's going to be a war, Yeah, I noticed that too. This was his attempt to fake compliance with the War Powers Act.

God Almighty. And, oh, well, I'll get back to that in a minute. What other thing? There's another reason for that address to the nation last night. You know he's obsessed with ratings. He was really upset. that people were paying more attention to the Artemis II crew. Mm-hmm.

And he wanted to refocus attention on his narcissistic self. I mean, it's pathetic, but it's true. But, yeah, that guy, I think, David Brody, even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then, he has to wrap this up, or Congress has to step in. well you know if congress wants to and that makes me think of the kirsten mansion over in the senate you know fetterman those apak checks apparently cash real good he'll well you know as tall as he is even if he

gets on his knees in front of daddy he's probably still coming up to about nipple height after that time frame so this puts it right at around 60 days which should not it should not be lost on us at all that this could wrap up before that 60-day threshold because then Congress would have to get involved and that becomes another can of worms. I think that's important. One last thing about last night, which I... One last thing, though, what about the tens of thousands of military personnel he's put over there? You know, you know he wants to send him into battle. And I read, I swear, it was one of the craziest, I mean, I had to check just to make sure it wasn't a parody site or some sort of AI slop.

He ordered the Pentagon to come up with a plan to invade Iran and take their nuclear materials. Oh, really? And it's not going to be some sort of stealth seal team. team six operation because one of the things the article noted was that there may be a couple of dozen people in special forces or special operations who are specifically trained in acquisition of fissionable materials a couple of dozen and the report went on in some detail to talk about how it would be a month's long invasion in which the United States would build a brand new air strip and bring in heavy equipment operators, heavy equipment itself, bulldozers, and the like,

and go and retrieve, what is it, uranium hydroxyfluoride gas? I had no idea. I had no idea. I don't know that much about the uranium enrichment process, but apparently it has to be reduced, and it's just similar to an oxygen cylinder or any other gas cylinder, and then it has to be processed from the gas into a metal, and we're going to do that. We're going to go and get their nuclear materials. while they're shooting at us. See, that's the one thing that militates against him dropping a nuke on Iran, is that it'll kind of make it hard to do anything with Iran for a while while it's glowing in the dark. Of course, it'll also fuck the world's economy. And remember the story the other night about the helium and how it's going to have a years-long effect on

things like MRIs in the United States and the rest of the world. Five years, I think, the doctor who was talking about it said, yeah, this is pure insanity. Honestly, these are high crimes and misdemeanors, because, you know, it's not particularly well defined in the Constitution, just says high crimes and misdemeanors, and we all know from the great cleanest hunt that high crimes and misdemeanors can be,

ah, whatever they say it is. In that case, you know, a stained blue dress and oral sex. Gross. But the thing is, high crimes and misdemeanors can also be, I would suggest, an act of profound stupidity. And wouldn't you love to see a bill of impeachment for him that directly accuses him

of committing the high crime or misdemeanor of being really, really, really stupid. Because he is. He is a dumb man. He is the Dunning Kruger president. He doesn't know what he doesn't know. I thought was interesting. He said, look, you need to keep it in perspective.

He actually used the word, context and perspective. And he said World War I, a year and change, World War II. Yeah, that was hilarious. What? Yeah. It was funny, though. The one war that he didn't mention, he mentioned Korea, he mentioned Vietnam, he mentioned Iraq. He did not mention Afghanistan. And Afghanistan is going to look like it was planned out by von Klausovitz by the time we're done with this disaster in the desert. And yes, I know Iran is not a big old desert. But he once again confessed to wanting to commit war crimes

saying that he wants to destroy the electricity-generating capacity of Iran, which is, you know, conventionally produced. No nuclear reactors or anything. And by the way, as a way out of this, Mother Russia recently offered and said, we will happily be willing to take nuclear materials from Iran and take care of it ourselves. We can do that because we are that nice. Do you find yourself like me from time to time looking up in just abject wonder at the stupidity of the timeline upon which we find ourselves? Yeah.

Oh, and back to Todd Blanchie for a minute. I'm not sure, Kim. Kim in New York with a question. Am I misremembering? Wasn't Todd Blanchie the initial choice for AG, but because he was Trump's lawyer, he'd never be confirmed. Now is the perennial acting AG. He won't need to be confirmed.

Tadda! Well, I'm still thinking about who I want to be the real AG, but Todd's doing a good job as acting. And it's not... Well, I don't know. Can you just be... acting AG forever? Because at least with the U.S. Attorney's Office,

you can't be acting a U.S. attorney forever. Hence the fact that, well, Alina Habana, Habana, Habna, Habna, the Council for the Parking Garage, she not only was never U.S. attorney for the District of New Jersey. The court, if I recall correctly, said that her entire her entire tenure was in fact a nullity that it never happened it did not exist

it wasn't voidable it was void ab initio and Kim says who's this talking head going on about Trump's speech is he kidding Trump's war strategy is a la the art of the deal please tell me this talking heads with Fox or CNN

and not in this now No, it's even worse, Kim. These clowns are from Real America's voice, and it's Gina Loudon, whom they call Dr. Gina, and David Brody, as well as Terence Bates. And it was Dr. Gina, who said, And I was my, the whole time, this whole time, like, I literally was like, that's it. I don't know about anybody else.

That's what I was thinking. I was like, that's, wait, what, huh? I didn't understand. Well, the mob makes you an offer you can't refuse. And nitwit, Nero, makes you an offer you can't understand. So that's normal. Even though you, Dr. Gina, are a goddamn moron. Three years, Vietnam, 19 years.

And then he lowered his octave and said, this. war, 32 days. You know, everybody, slow your roll. He has an octave to lower? Does it click like a bumper jack? I mean, we've seen, we've seen, play his invisible, his invisible accordion with his hands. Did you mean Ocarina there, David Brody? No, no forever war crowd who's concerned about this. And I get it. Don't get me I understand the concerns, but we're talking 32 days as opposed to 19 years in Vietnam. So let's just settle it down here. And once again, not mentioning Afghanistan, hell of a thing that.

See as how he couldn't shut up about it back in like, oh, 2021. But then again, he authored the disaster of Afghanistan by kindly offering to surrender to the Taliban and get us out on a timeline that provided no meaningful ability to get out in any kind of planned fashion. And let's see where we go. Yeah. Well, some of us are, you know, thinking historically and we're a little older and wiser, and we just want to have, we want to be the accountability partner for the president that we love.

Yes. All right. Let's go to today's. Yeah, let's don't. We want to be the accountability. partner for the president that we love? What? It's a cult.

It's a cult. But when the goons at Real America's voice are underwhelmed, you know, it's bad. And by the way, Real America's voice has been having a tough time of late. What would the promise not to? get into wars and whatnot and then he got into wars and and they got mad at him for defining the maggots as pro-war how just monumentally dumb

you kind of run out of words oh and back to eric swallwell a little bit ago from billable rick yes absolutely billable notes let's not forget that Eric Swalwell is one of the impeachment managers. I believe in part uno of Trump's removal trials.

Also, Swalwell is now the front-running Democrat and the jungle primary for Governor of California. Right now, only two major Republicans are running for governor. Talk show hosts Steve Hilton and Riverside County Sheriff, Chad Bianco. Yeah, Chad Bianco, he's a piece of work, isn't he billable? Recently, having seized ballots that he was told, ordered not to touch, in a desperate attempt to try to boost his chances. They're both bringing in support of about 14 to 16% of the voters,

about 1 to 2% ahead of Swalwell. The Democratic field has about eight major candidates, including Katie Porter, Tom Steyer, former L.A. Mayor Antonio Villargozzo, San Jose Mayor Matt Mahan, California, superintendent of public instruction, Tony Thurman, former HHS Secretary, California Attorney General, Pierre Bacera, and former California comptroller Betty Yee, none of whom have more than 15% support. So by harming Swalwell, Trump is hoping to knock him out in the June primary and to allow the top two vote getters to be Republicans who would vie for California governor in the November general election.

Can you imagine California having a Trumpansy GOP governor? I wonder how quickly the Dems could mount a recall effort in special election against the winner of that contest. Well, Billable has Chad Bianco's little stunt availed him at all? God. Thanks for that. Appreciate the background. Always do. Billable.

Always do. And what's that? Oh, wow. When he did his concert in Minneapolis for No Kings, Bruce Springsteen performed Purple rain. How awesome. Thanks, Kevin. Land of Hope and Dreams.

I'll watch that after the program. Thank you. As far as taking the nuclear material is concerned, Lee in New York says, I expect Niro believes it's stored in clearly labeled crates, just like the merchandise Wiley Coyote purchases from Acme. Can somebody give him some... Acme rocket skates or better yet, instant hole.

There's been a lot of analysis of yesterday's speech. And among other things, a guy named Christopher Buckton, he's the U.S. editor of the mirror, who said, if you were waiting for clarity last night, high clarity, you got confusion. if you were waiting for honesty, you got lies. And if you were waiting for leadership, you got something closer to a greatest hits compilation of his favorite talking points, none of them remotely resembling the truth. Yeah, as I was listening, it occurred to me that we need somehow or another.

We need a real time, and we know how I feel about AI, but, you know, or maybe just someone to do it the human way we need someone who can sit there and do closed captioning on his speeches a la joey zoozoo some of you may be too young to remember joey zuzu but i'm sure many of us do and you know joey zuzu would say something and and letters would flash on the screen he's lying. That's not true.

Sort of like the opposite of Obama's anger translator. It just superimposed somebody over his shoulder. That's a lie. That's not true. The spirochetes are singing each to each again. His brains have turned to soup. That sort of thing. But Buckton says that

it's going to be a scary thing watching Nitwit Niro trying to get out of Iran with something resembling his dignity intact. We know that his sense of self is closely tied to what he perceives to be his successful awesomeness. Buckton continued and said, The most extraordinary part, he didn't have to do this. Trump had an opportunity just hours earlier to end the Iran war, at least to claim he had. He could have stepped up, declared victory, and walked away.

given his talent for rewriting reality, plenty would have believed in. The killing could have paused, markets might have studied, even his own fracturing maggot base might have rallied behind the illusion of success. Instead, he chose the opposite. That's because the Epstein files are still out there. And they're far from off the radar. And it is all still so very dangerous. And I just really wish we had some way of knowing

that there was somebody far enough up in the military to stop him if he decides to go nuclear and tell him no sir. No, sir, I would. But you know what? Given how many members of the military elite snapped a salute and said, yes, sir, to this illegal war

and basically flushed their careers down the toilet if there's ever any kind of accountability, I mean, I'm not kidding. I want every last goddamn general, every last son of a bitch admiral who snapped a salute and said, yes, sir, I want those fuckers spending the rest of their life in Leavenworth turning big rocks into little rocks. Forever. And God knows that's about as generous as anything they deserve. buckton continued and said

Iran has not folded It has adapted And in doing so it has outplayed a man Who thought force alone would be enough By tightening its grip on the straight It has strengthened its position While Trump weakens his At one moment he says the job is done

Next he threatens escalation One moment no regime changed the next Hence the regime may not survive It's incoherent Well and last night It was an example of that Well, we had regime change. We weren't going to do regime change, but we did regime change,

and then we had some more regime change, and they're dead, and we're going to kill some more until, again, it's Ayatollahs all the way down. The truth, Buckton said, is brutally simple. Trump started a war he did not understand against an opponent he underestimated with no serious plan for what came next. He had a chance to step back and pretend, it was over. Instead, he stepped forward and showed the world he hasn't got a clue how to end it. No, he's got a clue, sir.

Sir. But his idea of ending it, well, just might end humanity as we know it. And what does he care? He's not that long for this planet. And what happens after there's no more Donald Trump in it? Why would he care? I mean, that those those, those, pictures of the Trump library on Biscayne Bay with like the 30-foot Donald Trump statue holding gold of course and gold over plastic holding up his fist from when he didn't get shot and then this because I think some of our mid-east partners are figuring out finally that maybe it wasn't a great business decision.

they thought it was to get in bed with him. Ralph's just shared this with me, from Dean Blundell. Oh my goodness. On March 27th, 2026, Donald Trump stood at a podium in Miami at a conference bankrolled by Saudi Arabia's sovereign wealth fund in front of 1,500 of the Kingdom's investors and partners

and announced to the room that Muhammad bin Salman was kissing my ass. His exact words, He didn't think he would be kissing my ass. He really didn't. And now he has to be nice to me. You tell him he'd better be nice to me. He's got to be. The President of the United States on a Saudi-funded stage publicly declared the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia a subordinate

who must perform deference to retain American protection. A dominance display performed for investors. Broadcast on C-SPAN. On Saudi money. There was no walkback, no clarification, no suggestion that Trump misspoke. Wow You know You know

I'd think twice About saying something Like that about a guy who Has people chopped into Chutney With a bone saw On a word It would be funny if they turned on him

It would be hilarious Give us back our orb Back to Chad Bianco for a second A note from Billable I'm not sure what effect Chad's illegal subpoena of the Riverside County ballots of November 2025 special election for California mid-decade redistricting has had on his support among the mouth-breathing party. But I would suspect that Stunt has gained him some support among the brain dead, most likely at the expense of the other maggot, Fox News commentator Steve Hilton. For such a major race, there's been surprisingly little polling on this contest.

To avoid an all-GOP general election, it's essential that a Democrat emerged, head and shoulders above all the other Democratic candidates to advance to the general election. Swalwell would appear to be the most likely breakout Democratic candidate. Behind the scenes, Democratic Party leaders are frantically scrambling to have the candidates polling in the low single digits to pull out of the race and endorse the leading Democratic candidate. That seems to be the smart money. I wonder if this 2026 primary debacle will cause Democrats in California to rethink or altogether eliminate the jungle primary system. It doesn't, I mean, I don't think it's working the way it was intended. Do you, Billable?

Years of progress could be erased in one fell swoop if a maggot gets into the governor's mansion in California. What a horror to even contemplate. Yeah, that's how the horn hive mind works, Jeremy. We thought it at the same time, the instant hole from Looney Tunes. I loved how it always floated around in the background there were sirens blaring every time that it came to rest. Yeah, the Trump presidential library is a giant toilet.

Yeah, Jeremy, that's what it would more likely be. The funny thing, though, is that up in Morgantown at my alma mater, Harvard on the Mon, The Creative Arts Center, where I spent many happy hours working on theater pieces, plays, taking classes. You can look it up, WVU Creative Arts Center. It looks like the architecture looks like a brutalist vision of, well, a potty. And it doesn't help that it's the Creative Arts Center is CAC. You add an A and it's caca.

and oh, we laughed about that. We laughed about that a lot. And after the speech last night, by the way, well, speaking to the man who looks like rancid hot dog water smells, I presume, financial expert, um, Eric Bowling pointed out the unintended consequences, nitwit Niro's little address last night.

Your time on this last night, as you were behind the scenes working this, as we were listening to the speech and then doing commentary with John Solomon, Posobic, and the rest of the Real America Voice team. Steve, before the speech, I sent you, we were at $98 a barrel after market trading,

sitting very comfortably, you know, down off the highs, but not where we should be. We should be in the 60s or 70s. However, you asked me, what is the oil mark? What are the oil guys, the real boots on the ground? What are they thinking? I said something like to the moon or something with that respect. Because one of the traders had emailed me, a guy who doesn't need oil prices higher or a refiner who needs them lower so it's cheaper to run through his system.

He said off to the races or to the moon or something like that. I watched the trade. It really didn't move very much during the speech. I kept updating you. when he talked about the part where he said, we're going to send them back to the Stone Ages, I think that triggered something because that's really where it started to tick up to $99 a barrel, $100 a barrel. When he finished, I think traders were hoping to hear some sort of legitimate off-ramp,

and it just spiked 101, 101, 102, 103, 105, 107, 10, 108 or so. This morning I got up, Steve, and I was just shocked. $11, $11, $112 a barrel, that's $13%, $13%, $13. $14 a barrel higher. And I just have to tell you that translate folks into on the pump, just the overnight move in crude oil. There's 42 gallons to a barrel of crude oil, 55 in the industrial world.

But crude oil barrels are 42 gallons. Unfortunately, that turns into about a 60, 70 cent move up on the pump price just on the overnight alone, what it did overnight. So anything that's purchased at these levels, it's going to make its weight of the system. And you'll see a, you know, we could see a 474, 75. Again, the longer we stay, these elevated levels, the more likelihood it continues to go higher. My concern is Trump addressed this.

He addressed it like, he said, you know, they'll come down soon. I've been doing this a really long time, Steve. He can get the oil price down soon. He can't get the pump price down unless he wants to go and like government manipulation of prices, which we don't want. We just do not want her. You don't want to open that Pandora's box because a minute Democrat gets in there, then, you know, they can destroy the economy. So there's a lot going on. Oops. Daddy made an oops. What a giantormous fuck up.

$98 a barrel before nitwit Niro opens his filthy mouth. Didn't move much while he was talking. But the Stone Age comment, apparently, like Bowling said, took it to $100 a barrel, spiked 101, 102, 108, yeah, and an instantaneous 60-cent jump in the price at the pumps. But, oh, we can't have price controls because the Democrats would... They're getting really nervous, aren't they? Yes. Not that they think that... No.

When they say, because the Democrats will do whatever... No, we're talking about the Democratic Party here, y'all. doing big things is not what the Democratic Party does, usually, because there's almost always a Curtsey and Kirsten Cinema or a Joe Man to the Mansion born, or in this case, two, two, two creeps in one, John Fetterman, Kristen Mansion. Yeah, it's not like Democrats would,

what's he saying, that Democrats would drive prices at the pump up to $10 a gallon for everybody and oh please and speaking of stevie three shirts this goes back this goes back to uh seepac uh the goons there at seapack had to do a lot of begging to get the the the the the rubs who showed up uh to clap for them they clapped at the wrong things they said they clapped for impeachment no they didn't they didn't boo joe biden and then this happened Jim Rickert's your thoughts on He'd seen the most awful furniture you've ever seen So Elvis goes shopping that night

By said's higher set And this is what it was But Elvis liked it because it did remind him of the body Oh God I think That was audio of somebody Showing Elvis memorabilia to nitwit Niro Oh please

God is of irony Please Please Send Tangerine Tiberius out in that in that white jumpsuit that Fat Elvis wore Please

God, wouldn't that be Wouldn't that be something? Okay, but so I don't We had two audio Yeah Now back to The man who looks like rancid hot dog Water smells at CPAC

Such a moment Jim Rickert's your thoughts on bowling And about what's oil signaling The President Trump And about what President Trump's doing. Markets have absolutely not discounted what's happening. Wall Street doesn't sell stocks. They sell narrative to get you to buy stocks.

So what's the narrative? The narrative is the war's going to be over in a few weeks. Yeah, the price of oil is higher, but it's going to come back down. We'll get through this. Trump's got a plan, et cetera. None of that is true. This war is going to go on for much longer. We talked about earlier.

Escalation is the only path. There's no regime change. We can't just pick up and go home. And by the way, say, where's the impact? Why isn't it worse already? The answer is there were weeks of oil underway outside the Persian Gulf when the war started. So they closed these straits of Hormuz, right.

But that oil was still in transit. It got to Japan. It got to South Korea. The shortages did not show up right away because there was oil underway. Now, a month later, the shortages are going to show up. You could be talking about shutting down the South Korean economy, which is an industrial powerhouse, appliances, cars,

semiconductors, et cetera. This is far worse than Wall Street expects. I think investors would be well advised to get some cash and trim your exposure. Let me see a show of hands. The American citizens here, the MAGA Patriots, are you prepared to bear a little pain to get this problem solved?

Okay. Okay. Real quiet, weren't the maggots? A little pain. Well, see, Stevie three shirts is filthy fucking rich. gas could go to $100 a gallon, it wouldn't touch him. But those poor little maggots, they're feeling it. Well, if you do what I do and spend any time at all over on the subreddit,

leopards eating people's faces, it's just one, it's one heartbroken plea after another. Let's just pop in and have a quick lookie. Oh, here's one. Sneako, never heard of him, was one of Trump's more famous podcast bro supporters. He helped Trump get elected in 2024. Well, he posted an experiment just saying, I miss Joe Biden, man.

Let's see. Headline, Latino Republicans in South Texas break with Trump over birthright citizenship. President betrayed us, says Republican, who donated $60,000 to Trump campaign. Oh, you poor little shit weasel, that's chump change. And you're a chump. Well chumped, right, Reverbo? Yeah.

Gosh. And MS now had a maggot on. It was the Tuesday night edition of All In with Chris Hayes. and then MS now journalist and documentarian Alex Tabit interviewed a Trump a maggot by the name of Joseph Moncrief and this went out over the air Moncrief said

Right now I'm paying $2,600 or more for my rent and that ain't no bills included you know what I mean Like this is really really really really hard My wife's about to be pregnant. You notice that? She's doing about next week. To be pregnant? Oh, Mr. Moncrief.

And it's extremely difficult. So the Alex Tabit asks, if you could pick one word to describe the state of the economy right now, what would that one word be? Remember, it's one word. The maggot, however, answers, Oh, fucked up! fucked up. It's not at, it's because

it's all over the place. Well, what's your message to President Trump about these gas prices right now? I'd say we need help with it because we're citizens and we have to pay these prices and it's not easy. It's not easy at all.

What's the point of this war? Are you happy we're in this war? Nah, I don't think we should have anything to do with anything that ain't inside of our country. I think that it's completely wrong when we go to other countries and go to war over there. They're not coming over here with that bullshit. Leave that shit home.

Yeah. Poor little maggots. Chickens coming home to roost and all. Where did I put that? Let me get my microscope out. I've got to find that violin. You know, the really teeny, tiny one that I play for the maggots as the leopards munch upon their faces. Mm-hmm.

And we are in the third hour of the program now. We're within striking distance of getting all completely caught up. $555 is all that remains. $255 of that is yesterday. We're finally done with March. Thank you, everyone. And again, super awesome, happy birthday to you, Chino. Thanks again.

Oh, and the whole business of that. Yeah, now Mo has to kiss me. my ass. Well, uh, Mo didn't. And I am by no means

a Mohamed bin Bonesaw fan. But, well, hmm. Uh, he, he, he stuck the shiv in nitwit, Niro, and didn't waste any time about it. Because he turned around and signed

a, uh, comprehensive 10-year military pact with Ukraine. Mm-hmm. For Ukrainian support of, because Ukraine is on the bleeding cutting edge of 21st century drone warfare and the like. The same day that Nitwit Niro was in Miami saying, Yeah, I used to kiss my ass now.

Funny how, I mean, it's not funny at all. But how many of our soldiers were killed and wounded in that attack on Prince Sultan Airbase? Yeah. Well, there's been a bit of commentary on the whole deal with Zelensky thing. U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio, on behalf of Donald Trump, expressed regret that the Saudi authorities signed defense agreements with Ukraine without consulting the United States, which had been Saudi Arabia's main ally. In response, the Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman noted that the U.S. had failed to fully protect the kingdom from Iranian strikes, and therefore Saudi Arabia made a decision that could

quickly strengthen its defense capabilities. The Crown Prince also stated that his country will continue to be guided by its own national interests when making decisions regarding its defense. This was a slap in the face to Trump from Crown Prince Bonesaw in response. to Trump's crude and scandalous public statement that, Now let the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia kiss my ass and be polite to me from now on. Thus, Trump's reckless and irresponsible remarks have effectively put U.S. Saudi relations on pause. The Saudi Crown Prince proved to be more diplomatic than the American president,

and notably did not respond to Rubio by saying that Trump should kiss my ass and behave politely toward him in the future. Yeah, this is bad for nitwit Niro. Because, of course, Mohammed bin Bonesaw could buy Donald Trump for what he thinks he's worth and sell him for what he's actually worth and never miss a cent. How humiliating. And, of course, that's going to be a lot of money flowing into Ukraine's pockets that they can use to build and buy more weapons since the United States has shamefully sold them up the river. Dean Blundell noting, For 70 years since FDR met King Abdulaziz on the USS Quincy in 1945,

the Gulf Security architecture has run through Washington. Oil flows. America protects. That's the deal. That's been the organizing principle of Middle Eastern geopolitics since before most of us were born. It's not just an alliance, it's the foundational compact of the modern world order. And Trump publicly called the man holding that compact, a subordinate ass kisser on his own turf in front of his own investors with cameras rolling.

Breaking the whole thing down, MBS signed defense pact with Ukraine without telling Washington. Rubio called to express regret. MBS listed American failures. Crown Prince said Saudi Arabia will act on its own national interest. MBS was more diplomatic than Trump didn't respond to kiss my ass insult. U.S. defense monopoly in the Gulf. See, the kiss. my ass business. He's used that a couple of times.

He's no, he has to kiss my ass. That's just more of him wanting to be. That's more of his wannabe mob boss talk. I mean, it probably appears somewhere in the script over the various seasons. You know, for the Sopranos. U.S. defense monopoly in the Gulf, effectively over. European Defense Corridor through Ukraine now open. 70 years of alliance on pause, American leverage in Riyadh.

zero, process that. Trump told a man who controls 12% of the world's oil supply to kiss my ass. That man responded by restructuring Middle Eastern security architecture in a single week. What a ginormous... God, dumbass doesn't even do it justice. Oh, okay, Lee in New York explaining the whole Elvis thing. He was given a tour of Elvis's home, including the jungle room. They let him sign a guitar.

They said belong to Elvis. Yeah, they've probably got a thousand of them in the storeroom. Oh, no, this is Elvis. No, go ahead. No, sign it, Donnie. Mm-hmm. Matt Schlapp needed instruction from Jebia Bush. Okay, that was cute.

I got a question about that yesterday. I think Randy Radar asked it. Bill Bill Bill Bill Rick said, does anyone remember this Artemis One mission? I don't. It was a 25-day uncrewed, flight test, November 16th to December 11, 2022 that launched NASA's space launch system, rocket, and Orion spacecraft around the moon to verify systems for future human missions. It traveled 1.4 million miles, marking the first in a series of missions building to a long-term

lunar presence. It's interesting how Artemis II has garnered so much more attention than did Artemis 1. Probably because sentient beings are now aboard the space capsule. Poor Luca. do you understand that reference? I feel like I want to. I'm not sure. I was thinking about,

well, I was actually in a text conversation, and the monkey that we sent into space, I recalled, Miss Baker, and she was a very old monkey lady when as a child I got to visit at the U.S. Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville, Alabama, where she lived out the end of her days in what must surely have been relative monkey comfort.

And school kids would come and just, well, she was loved. On the other hand, not so much luck with the doggies that the Soviets set up. Bill Bill Bill Rick Moniker for Trump's dumb assery Toward the Saudis Biggest Dickus What's so funny, Centulian?

A very doof wind of a womb Name Biggest Dickus. Oh dear. Yeah. Luca was the dog that the Soviets sent into space in an early mission never to return to the planet. Poor Luca.

My name is Luca. I float in outer space. No, Roxanne, leave that song alone. That's a touching song by Suzanne Vega. Stop that. And from Sylvie, oh, shit, I mean piss. The four crew members of NASA's historic Artemis II mission around the moon may be on one of the most epic journeys in human history, but they're already encountering noisome sewage issues inside their cramped capsule.

NASA's Director of Flight Operations, Norm Knight, told reporters that a controller issue had caused the fan of the space agency's newfangled universal waste management system, the UWMS, the spacecraft's toilet, in regular language, to jam. That means that the crew members were temporarily only able to use the toilet for number two, not number one, before finally getting it fixed hours later. quote In the meantime they're getting their contingency their backup waste management capabilities specifically for urine NASA spokesperson Gary Jordan said

during the space agency's live stream as quoted by space.com the fecal collection of the toilet that specific capability can still be used with the waste management system on board Orion meanwhile as Sylvie says

to pee or not not to pee. The collapsible contingency urinal eventually filled up and needed to be emptied. It's an unfortunate development, considering the UWMS was specifically designed to move on from the horror stories of NASA's Apollo missions. During early trips to the moon, astronauts had to deal with leaks and eventually... I'm sorry. A turd floating through the air during Apollo 8. fortunately NASA astronaut Christina Koch reported some good news hours later after being walked through how to implement a fix.

Houston, integrity, good checkout. Happy to report that toilet is go-for-use. Mission control radioed back deploying some euphemistic language. We do recommend letting the system get to operating speed before donating fluid and then letting it run a little bit after donation. Despite the mishap, the UWMS is still. a major upgrade over what Apollo astronauts had to cope with, for one. There was no toilet back then, forcing crew members to both pee and poop in plastic bags. The former was vented out while the latter had to be stowed.

While the Artemis II has a toilet seat, the collected fecal matter will still need to be stowed. Well, thanks for that. Thanks for that, Sylvie. Reason number, oh my God, the infinity, why I will never be an astronaut. or not. Was it any better on the space shuttle? It was a little roomier, wasn't it? And from George and Corsegold, no kings, on either Rachel or Lawrence on Monday. They showed a Trump voter from Staten Island marching while being interviewed. He had a real Italian-sounding name, and he went on for a couple of minutes about his anger at Trump.

At one point, he said they should call it the Trump files that mention Epstein. He was more articulate than most Democrats who criticized Trump. The Trump files that mention Eustin. That's good stuff, George. Thank you. Luca said, oh, see, billable, you've run up against a true space officiantado. Leah in New York says, I remember Artemis won, and Luca, you mean Leica? With the link even. Please don't let Laca be a golden retriever.

No. Oh, Lika. Oh, I'm such a puppy. Laika. It's close to Luca. And the Russians considered like a a mongrel.

Yeah, Bill Bill Bill Rick caught up. It was actually named Laika. Little Barker. First living creature to orbit the Earth aboard Sputnik 2, November 3rd, 1957. Astray from Moscow. Her real name was

Kugriavka, a little curly, but she's universally known as Laika. She was not expected to survive. The one way mission, she died of overheating within hours of launch. And from Dave in the Blind,

belated kudos to the Apollo's astronauts in their crew, so the shit did not hit the fan. Or in this case, the past, please give a cowbell to the Apollo crew for dealing with... Mm-hmm. That gun it. Here we are. Please use the reverb on that last section of the text.

I don't have reverb right now. signed your buddy Dave, the blind emperor of the universe. George and Korskold noting, Artemis Sewage, they must have used the same contractor designed the sewage system on the USS Gerald Ford. Yes, I immediately thought of the sewage problems on the Ford, which sounds funny because it sounds like a car, not an aircraft carrier, as if Chevrolet would have built a better one.

Mopar! And, oh, a couple of things. This is fun. It's fascinating to see how the maggots are falling to pieces. By the way, it was later revealed on MS Now after yesterday's birthright citizenship arguments. The executive director of the ACLU, Anthony Romero, just happened to have a great seat in the courtroom. Well, I don't know how great. He was right behind Nitwit Nero.

And since we don't get to watch the justices on video, we have to get, you know, descriptions from people in the room. You're on Earth. The fate of birthright citizenship is now in the hands of the Supreme Court. After justice has heard arguments in a landmark case that could challenge what it means to be a United States citizen. Joining us now, the executive director of the Airman, ACLU, Anthony Romero. He was in the courtroom yesterday, of course, involved in the suit. Anthony, thank you so much for joining us this morning.

My pleasure. My pleasure. We won't ask you to predict how justice will rule or certainly individual ones. But give us your top takeaways, though. What were some of what struck you in terms of the questions they were asking and the arguments made? Well, I can predict, and I never predict. I've been the head of the ACU for 25 years. I've gone to literally dozens of Supreme Court arguments. We win this case.

That is clear to me. The arguments that we presented were so ironclad. We have constitutional arguments. We have statutory arguments. It's clear that Chief Justice Roberts is troubled by some of the government's arguments. I think even the Trump appointees of Gorsuch, Amy Coney-Barrant and Kavanaugh are very much with us. Even Alito, who is never someone who gives an inch, said, you have some pretty good arguments on your side. Thomas asked a question about how this case is building on the history of Dred Scott,

a case that he knows goes down in infamy. So I think this is a case of the ACLU wins 7 to 2. I will predict it on TV. I never. I told you it had its roots in Dred Scott. But your humble ostus sometimes so far out in front of the, well, we all are, so far out in front of the curve, we're like we're on straight road. We'll do this. I think we might even get 9-0 if we're really lucky. We might, if we're not as lucky, we win 6'3, but we will win this case. Our arguments are way too sound. And our top lawyers, Cecilia Wong, did a phenomenal job of answering any of the questions and concerns.

from the justices. We heard the prediction. Might have been cool if Cecilia Wong, their top lawyer, had argued Scermetti. Oh, well. And there, certainly mostly legal experts have given their analysis. Agree with you. Anthony, I'm curious. This was a historic day for many reasons.

But one of them is that the President of the United States was there in attendance. President Trump. Yes, he was. Went up the Pennsylvania Avenue and the round of the Capitol to the Supreme Court. Could you see him from your vantage point? If so, what was he like? What was his expression? six feet in front of me. He was literally right in front of me. He was literally right in front of me.

I was one row behind him. There's Secret Service and then the president. So I could watch him entirely throughout the argument. Some of the press reports also got it wrong. Some of the press reports said that he left after the government had its case. The president sat through at least 10 to 15 minutes of our argument. I could see him fidget in the chair. I literally could see him. He was literally in my line of vision. And when our legal director, Susilia Wong, made her opening statements. And then when she began to answer questions from the justices, as you could see, he started getting restless.

His shoulders slumped a little bit. I think he was there clearly to intimidate the justices. When they first sat him on the very end of the front row. And then Commerce Secretary, Mr. Lugnick, got up and told the security guards that Mr. Trump would like to be seated more centrally in the courtroom. So they moved him literally right in front of us. And then he was clear that he was endeavoring.

to put his thumb on the scale. He was endeavoring to glower at the justices to kind of intimidate them, almost defy them to rule against him. And what was remarkable, and this really is a testament, that our system of checks and balances is working, that it's a co-equal branch of government.

Donald Trump is a guest in the Supreme Court. This is Chief Justice Roberts' house. And there was not a mention. They did not miss a beat. When he walked in, the courtroom got quiet. it. When he walked out, no one missed a beat. It was clear that he was endeavoring to create some drama, some spectacle, some by glowering at them saying, you better vote for me. And I am

confident, even that his own appointees will do the job that they're there to do when they took the oath and said, we will uphold the Constitution, no matter what the president says about them. And we've seen the screeds that the president has presented after the tariff case. So I was really glad he was there. He got a great schooling in constitutional law and civil liberties. He got to see a daughter of birthright citizenship, Cecilia Wong, whose parents came from Taiwan, argue a case more forcefully than the sister general. And so I think it was a great day for us. As you can tell, I'm still kind of pumped from it. President, less pumped, it would appear putting on truth social kangaroo court this morning. Executive Director of the ACLU, Anthony Romero. Anthony, thank you for joining.

us. I wonder if the diaper stench was there. I wonder if Mr. Romero noticed that. And of course I said yesterday, exactly the same thing that Mr. Romero said, he was there to intimidate, to try

to intimidate the justices. And guess what? That's a crime. If only if only those very self-same, most puissant dread sovereign and Supreme Catholic Majesties hadn't made him immune from prosecution.

Put in more stark terms. And this is not exaggeration. It is just an extension of the thing that the Supreme Court of the United States did to its logical conclusion. Julius Gieser could have stood up from his seat

in the Supreme Court pulled out an oozy and mowed down the entire court deliberately, intentionally, wantonly with malice of forethought

and nobody in the room would have shot back. No one in the room would have shot back. Because those self-same justices or most a majority of them, six of them, said that he's absolutely immune and can commit any crime he wants. And all he has to do is saying, I was doing my official duties, they needed to die.

Do you find that as chilling as do I? And he's doing it all over the planet. He's ordered human beings in boats murdered, human beings adrift in the sea. murdered. He has ordered the murder of sailors aboard a ship that didn't have any ammunition that was in international waters. And when some of those sailors were afloat after the sinking of the vessel, our Navy just left. Left them to drown. That's why the captain is that vessel needs to be before the mast.

That's why the entire command structure that allowed that to happen needs to be before the mast and need to never know freedom again for the rest of their lives. But yes, according to Mr. Romero, he was fidgeting. And the fidgeting ramped up when Cecilia Wang began answering questions and making abundantly clear how horrible the position. of Hacksaw Jack Sauer really was. He was in the very end of the front row at first, and then Howard Nutlick said,

yeah, oh, he'd like to be seated more centrally in the courtroom. Jesus. Trying to give them the Trump stare. But I'm not kidding. When I say that he could stand up and murder every justice of the Supreme Court,

and then turn around and nominate an entire new court and not a damn thing be done about it. It's real. It's real. I mean, do you think for one instant, ordained Southern Baptist minister, pastor, brother Mulla, Mike Moses, Johnson? What's a say? Well, that's going too far.

I think we ought to, I think we probably ought to have impeachment proceedings. Of course not. Oh, hell no. No freaking way. Damn, what a time, what, what, what a mess.

Those most puissant, dread sovereign, supreme Catholic majesties have put us in. And, you know, there was that talk from David Brody there on Real America's voice. About how, you know, at 60-day mark, Congress has to

authorize further action. Oh, please. You sweet summer child. Congress isn't... Mulla Moses might can't gather together enough people to give him the authorization he legally needs, so we'll just pretend the law doesn't exist. From Billable Rick, impunity of Trump in the Supreme Court hearing. I disagree that no one in the courtroom would have shot Trump if he tried to mow down the Supreme Court. Justices yesterday. day. I'd like to believe that a secret service agent would have stopped the attack with the necessary proportionate force.

And I would fully expect J.D. Vance to then pardon the secret service agent. Interestingly, FAPE started the questioning at the oral argument, the comment questions, about the Dred Scott decision. It's on their minds. I don't think a, no, a secret service agent is bound to protect Trump not to stop him from doing anything. Love you to peace is billable, but that might be wishful thinking. What the Secret Service would do is shoot back if anybody did try to stop him. Remember, regardless of what happened yesterday, we remain in a state of constitutional collapse, and it's terrifying. never did I ever think I would be in that place.

Oh, and we, I think I briefly touched maybe yesterday on Paula White. You know, she tried to rip off journey for Christ's sakes. She did a thing recently where she, for all intents and purposes, called Trump Jesus H. Christ and seeing these little fracture lines develop and spread through maggot world,

it may come to nothing, but it's awfully damned interesting. And it's bad enough that, well, even Alex Jones, Alex Johns, had a bit of a problem with it. This was not part of what I wanted to do, but we've done it, I guess, through sheer force of personality.

We have a regime change like nobody thought was possible. They said, what do you mean you have regime change, my friend? Great show. I love this guy. He's so nice to me. Every time I watch and I appreciate. You know, we're not supposed to be seduced that way, right? But I am.

When somebody's nice to me, I love that person. Even if they're bad people. I couldn't care less. I'll fight to the end for them. So I appreciate it. You know, just like Jeffrey Epstein. I mean, I want to see no nuclear weapon, but we also won regime change. He said, take it.

He's going to blow up everything they got. So well done, Mr. President. Well done to our military. I'm very happy tonight. Okay, and it is wrapping up. But the president did highlight that this was really a far more imminent threat than people perhaps knew. So you've got Trump talking about being seduced by the dark side of Mark Levin. You've got Lindsey Graham making a demonic face saying he loves war and death and smiling when he's not a Disney World following small children around with a bubble wand in his hand.

I mean, this is mental illness. This is insane people on a power trip out of control. And remember the Democrats want nuclear war with Russia and wanted to bomb the whole country with heavy weapons. So they're even crazier. So you've got world-class nuts over there. Trump's a junior nut now. So the Democrats are all running around and taking me out of context. Oh, Jones has turned against Trump.

No, no, no, no, no. No, he's now entering the League of Lunaticville with you. But he's junior to you. So don't, don't, don't lie, okay? You're the enemy. Let's get that straight. And what Trump's doing, even if this was successful, which it's not, obviously,

is incredibly unpopular and destroys his economic recovery. and again, it's not just about money. The globalists want us permanently poor for their whole agenda for social engineering, the social credit score. They want us domesticated. They want us buy the waivos or ancheros. What? So here's Paula White, and I like Trump, heaven religious leaders.

I like Trump standing up and going to National Prayer Day and going to the pro-life march and getting the IRS off the back of churches. That was all good. But Paula White Feeds into Trump's Oprah Winfrey's secret stuff he's been into since Oprah Even promoted that. He was into it when he's a kid He's talked about it.

Believe it and it's going to happen thing. And sure, I mean, optimism is great if you have the right tools, the right goal. But here she is not aiming him to Jesus. This was not very popular. So they pulled this video off the White House website. Here it is. Jesus taught us so many lessons through his death, burial, and resurrection. He showed us great leadership

great transformation requires great sacrifice. And Mr. President, no one has paid the price like you have paid the price. It almost cost you your life. Show us your ear, asshole. You were betrayed and arrested and falsely accused. It's a familiar pattern that our Lord and Savior showed us. But it didn't end there for him, and it didn't end there for him. and it didn't end there for you.

God always had a plan. On the third day, he rose, he defeated evil, he conquered death hell in the grave. And because he rose, we all know that we can rise. And, sir, because of his resurrection, you rose up. Because he was victorious, you were victorious. And by the way, that falsely accused business, I guess Ms. Paula has forgotten those the 30,

for felony counts upon which he was convicted, which had withstood scrutiny from the Intermediate Court of Appeals, and our final. They'll take it to the Supreme Court, but, well, he's got a petition in the Supreme Court now over his sexual abuse and defamation of E. Jean Carroll. It's going to be a tall order for the Supremes to try to get him out of that. one. Maybe they'll whip his ass on the birthright citizenship and then the

trade-off will be that they vacate his sexual abuse finding of liability. Maybe. Yeah. And I believe that the Lord said to tell you this, because of his victory, you will be victorious and all you put your hands to. Except birthright citizenship. Because God is with you and God is using you to defeat evil, to restore families, to awaken the church, to harvest the nations, and to bring a worldwide revival. So I'm going to ask something. Would you all stand and just, if you're comfortable, stretch your hand towards our president?

And even if Reverend Graham, you'd like to lay hands on him and Pastor Robert, and just come in agreement with me for Second Chronicles. Franklin Graham. Franklin. And the grifter from the First Baptist Church of Dallas. You know, they claim that these evil evangelicals claim to be hotly opposed to witchcraft. And yet here they are doing spells. What do you think, Alex?

Alex. 714 declares, if my people who are called by my name will humble themselves and pray, then I will hear from heaven and forgive their sins and heal their land. So today we humble ourselves and we seek you, Lord Jesus. You declared in Proverbs 1434 that it said the righteousness exalts a nation. So we declare... No, he didn't declare that in Proverbs, but Proverbs was a few hundred years before he was born, Paula. The grift. The grift.

righteousness over America Well, in my view, and I'm not going to judge people's faith, and I love hearing Christ being talked about. I think this is a manipulation of American Christians. I don't know if Trump's part of that, but I just sit. Here's Trump. First, let's do Franklin Graham. Talk about how Trump's fighting evil.

Let's go to Club 5. Let us pray. And by the way, he has up on the screen. Trump's faith advisor selling seven Easter blessings for $1,000. And yeah, I get it. But Lee, you know, we're talking about evil evangelicals here and they lay on the hands and shit. Lay hands on Trump.

Trump's crimes are where he has laid his hands. Mm-hmm. I'm going to have to shower with a double dose of bleach this evening for halfway agreeing with Alex Jones. Father, you tell us in the book of Esther. I love how he's praying to God, but he has to tell God what God said in one of his books.

Persians, the Iranians, were wanting to kill every Jew, woman, child, and do it all in one day. I thought they want to be liberated and we're our buddies. No, every Iranians bad now. Save the Jewish people. Father, we thank you.

Today, the Iranians. Meanwhile, Paula is mumbling in tongues. The wicked regime of this government wants to kill every Jew and destroy them with an atomic fire. But you... I mean, wouldn't you expect them to start with the Jews in Iran? But, you know, we're bombing the Jews in Iran,

just like we're bombing the Muslims in Iran, and the Zoroastrians in Iran. And... Yeah. Yeah, I know. I know, Reverbo says this bogus Christian bullshit is so repulsive. It makes me puke. Well, you have to remember.

remember though, Reverbo, those good little evil, gelical Christians, they're Simon Simple and Simon Pure. Emphasis on the simple part. They're well-chumped, Reverbo. You have raised up... I'm not the only Muslim countries that has a big Jewish population. You've raised him up for such a time as this. And, Father, we pray that you'll give him victory. Yes. Father, we pray for our military that you'd watch over protect them.

Yes. Father, we pray for the people of Iran who want freedom to be set free from these Islamic lunatics. The Lindsey Graham up when he's been funding. Your son, Jesus Christ, who came to this earth. We just put the head of al-Qaeda in charge of Syria. He died and shed his blood on a cross for our sins that he was buried. He took our sins to the grave. All right.

Comment on that. There you go. Uh, here is, uh, Trump. Clips six, a special Passover message from the Oval Office. Here you go. Meanwhile on the screen from Mediaite, White House deletes bonkers' Trump Easter event where he got compared to Jesus. Not bad. To our wonderful Jewish-American community and to Jews celebrating in Israel and around the world this week,

I want to wish you a very happy Passover over 3,000 years ago. But not the Jews observing Passover in Iran, because we're hitting them hard. We're going to hit them harder. We're going to hit him so hard. Oops. The God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob delivered the ancient Israelites out of slavery and brought them into the promised land. It was an amazing period of time, just like today we have an amazing period of time. the journey started.

He really can't help it, can he? So now he's comparing himself to Moses. I wonder how ordained Southern Baptist minister of the House, Mullah Moses, Mike Johnson's going to feel about that because he says, he thinks he's Moses. I'm not Moses, you're Moses. And suddenly it's the Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man meme. It's with faith in God's word,

and it ended with a miraculous march through the Red Sea and an astounding Exodus out. of Egypt. For which there is exactly zero evidence. Zip, zilch, nada. We have references in the ancient in the ancient record written evidence to the existence of a people called the Palestine. The only thing even close is an Egyptian record of a group that followed the so-called sea peoples in plundering the the Levant called the Hoppyru. Thousands and thousands of people marching out of Egypt through the desert, and not one of them loses a sandal.

Not one sign of an encampment? No evidence of a cooking fire? Nothing. Leah New York, Passover reference. Can we send him wandering for 40 years, please? It might only take a couple of days the way he gets around or doesn't. The world has never been the same. This week we recall this ancient proof of God's faithfulness

and are reminded that with true faith, eternal hope, and the power of prayer, nothing can stop the people of God. You know, Abraham Lincoln famously responded to a query by a woman in Washington, D.C. who said, Mr. Lincoln, do you think God's on our side in this civil war? To which he replied,

Madam, I'm not nearly as worried about whether God is on our side as whether we are on his. And that's way too complicated a concept for a mental defective like Donald J. Trump. You know, once he's dead, it probably is all going to come out that his family's wealth hid the fact that he was

developmentally delayed intellectually compromised yeah it's probably not the right term but close as Jewish families and loved ones gather together for Seder dinner we ask that God will continue to watch

over the Jewish people and that he may continue to preserve or protect the United States of America for generations to come. Why do we eat better Arabs, Uncle Donnie? Our country is doing better than it has ever done. I am

very happy to report. Happy Passover. All right, so on the surface, you know, that's nice. I'm not against Trump doing that, but you learn the Pentagon's telling the troops that this is Armageddon and we're going to trigger it. The Mullahs think that too, and a bunch of people push this in Israel

think that. But they all think they're bringing forward some different Messiah. Well, God tells you in the Bible. I read the passage a few days ago, anybody telling you that they know when it's going to happen or they're going to make it happening is not doing good. So I wouldn't sit here pretend like you know what God's timetable is on this. Pretty shocking stuff. You know, they've gone from demonizing Christianity and everything to now, oh, it's Christianity, but it's this new brand that is a religious war.

And that's what we see happening here. The Holy War? Meanwhile, we're putting the head of Al-Qaeda in charge of Syria and Israel-Fudd and Hamas. We're right back with our number two. Stay with us call, Sarvant. You don't want to miss it. I have no idea what that last, I have no idea what he said. But, well, the only purpose of religion for him is to generate worship of him.

And he is a perverter of Christianity. Jude, in answer to your question, that was the Easter message that was posted on the White House's uh... web page which they then erased when everybody said god that's crazy and we just had it via a clip from Alex Jones a piece of history says Jude that will be documented for the time we're in one could never make this up this Trump nightmare no no if you were a screenwriter and you went in and presented this as a screenplay to a movie like no that's important no you'd have to play that at least for comedy or something

Not seriously. But yeah, here we are. Here's the madness. Oh, and by the way, just a reminder, since Alex Jones was talking about Holy War, well, none other than the DUI hire,

Whiskey Pete Tegbreath, titled his memoir, Something Something Crusade. Yeah. And I don't know. He keeps dodging. He keeps, dodging his own firing

but God now it turns out that Whiskey Pete is trying to make a killin off of the Iran war at the same time that he's demanding the chief of staff of the army General Randy George to hang it up

and quit this came about just shortly after nitwit Niro shit canned Jojo Blonde I wonder if he'll snap another salute and say, Whoah, yes, sir, I'll take me some early retirement. Maybe he'd like to.

Before the potential criminality, criminal charges pile up on him. Jesus. And as we make our way toward the close of the program, well, we had the business about Lady G going to Disney and carrying around his pink and blue bubble wand. Hey, no judgment. But a lot of the maggots, especially the ones who are not at all pleased with this war, aren't happy with the warmongering of Lady G.

Speaking to TMZ, Lady G said, I planned it to the trip as a part of my effort to work with Steve Whitkoff to normalize relations between Saudi Arabia and Israel. I think that trip sailed and sunk. Yeah, the Grand Prince has to kiss my ass now. What did he say? What? And so, reporter Carolina Lumetta

asked Lindsay about the trip. down to Florida. Why? And he said, because I like Disney. It's a great place to go. It's a great place to share with friends. But I didn't do anything wrong, and I didn't shut the government down. I don't know where everybody else went on the break, but I've been working my butt off here.

Those are just my little ladybugs. You don't mind, do you? But I'm entitled to life, too, and at the end of the day, that's all you got to say. I'm entitled to life too I need a little love A little relaxation And of course as referenced earlier Nitwit Niro got his day

Started by running over to tripe social And triping kangaroo court Because they didn't let him intimidate them At least openly or visibly No president had ever Gone to the Supreme Court to hear an argument ever not even the ones who were lawyers

and he sat there fidgeting wanting to yell out but perhaps medicated enough that he couldn't so kangaroo court well at least we didn't have to talk on the program

about his announcement of injecting 30,000 or whatever however many troops into Iran it ain't off the table and I'm going to be so curious, and by the way, Brother Deacon Asis did say, going back to

early in the program, that the language the guy was speaking in that video that I played, that audio that I played, perhaps talking about the sinking of the USNS

Perry. Yeah, that's Hindi. I was right. And the subtitles were in Hindi, too. can't read it, but I can recognize it. What a world in which we live. So like I said, that's the program. Thanks, everybody.

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