Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 2 July 2026, Thorn-In-the-Side Thursday

Episode Date: July 3, 2026

Wine Box Jeanine brags about another insane, fascist indictment. Yep! Felonious Water-touching. And she's NOT going to talk about January 6! Nitwit Nero wants a "threesome" with his "two beautiful sons." Day 18 of McConnell Watch. Is he dead? Is he not? How could anyone tell? Todd "34 Felonies" Blanche screws up. Again. Some more. Dancers dodge death as tacky stage begins to fall apart on the Mall. 

The password is wet. It's showtime. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussin with America's only liberal transvilly elitists right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch,

who invites you to be part of the uprising against mountaintop removal, CRMW.net. And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is. Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. So off and running on this second day of July, this is the date of the actual publication of the Declaration of Independence for anybody who cares. The second day of July, 2026, this is the horn, head-on.

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Oh, yeah. Hi, I'm Roxanne. It is Titanic. No, thorn in the side Thursday. I'm feeling downright Trial Famadorian coming unstuck in time. But again, it's not the heat. It's the stupidity. and every program here at the horn begins with gratitude this program is no different so thanks go out to our second day of the month's subscribers and contributors via PayPal

that means thank you's to Kim in New York thank you Kim thank you Kim thank you Ralphs thank you George and course gold thank you to Khalil thank you by the way yesterday Reggie. That happened after airtime. Thank you, Reggie. And that takes us down, by the way, in terms of the... In terms of Ralph's challenge, which, by the way,

$1,500 challenge out there, the No More Holes challenge that will get us fully funded for the... or halfway funded for the month of July. That challenge has remaining on it $1,231,000,

and 82 cents no I can't read my own writing 87 yeah 1231 87 thank you again Reggie hopefully we can knock some more that out this evening if we knocked out a big chunk of it that would be really really helpful good news I think

I hope I have perhaps found someone to get me started on the road to the roof. I have someone who's going to come, you know, I've already got, he's going to come and tarp it to make sure that, because I am incompetent for roof tarping. So that'll be a step toward getting this entire situation corrected.

So fingers crossed. Thanks. Thanks for all the good karma, the good juju that you sent my way. Maybe this is the beginning of solving that problem in a nice new metal roof back here over the fabulous horn studios at the magnificent Kincaid Mansion. Yeah. And it is uncomfortably warm here in the studio. The little floor unit heat pump is doing all it can possibly manage, but that's still a lot to ask. and well like i said yesterday yesterday i said i wasn't sure i would make it through the three hours but i did

uh i was well i was uh sweating like a uh sex worker in church as the saying goes by the end of the program but it was such an enjoyable program made particularly so by the conversation that i had with Paul from parts unknown who by the way and I know you want to hear this he he followed through on what he said was uh in terms of sending along um well he sent along doggy photos like he mentioned and oh what a sweet doggy from puppy to a full grown uh full grown boy or year old boy uh Paul what a good good doggy and such a sweet face but also

he sent along the song that he mentioned that seems to define our era and I thought I would play it for all of us it's from twisted game songs chaotic stupid

forever It seems an appropriate song to begin. Thorn In The Side Thursday, so let's give it a listen. Ooh, this rock. Chair dancing. That, I don't know if Paul's listening, but, oh, that's got anthem quality. That's, that's, that's a song, that's a song for the, for the, for the, uh, this, this screwed up Trumpian timeline all my gracious

sakes the world's on fire and we don't care it's them it's absolutely them thank you Paul for that I hope you guys enjoyed that because I sure did

nothing uh nothing beats a little good chair dancing to get the program started um wow just wow And let's see, I said the password was wet.

If my heat index, Jeremy says, is 105, I'm sure yours is worse, and sure it's Thursday. I personally know days and dates can be a pain in the ass. Yeah, it really is Thursday. I don't know where Titanic Tuesday came from. This is one of those holiday weeks, and I think that may be playing into it, you know, how things like Christmas and New Year's can get you screwed up for, you know, Well, you think Wednesdays are Mondays and Mondays are Fridays and... But it'll get better.

It will get better. No, not the good ju-joo-joo-li. The ju-ju-ju. Oh, ju-ju. You know, grie-gree. Yeah. It turns out, Jeremy says, that my point out, that of you possibly move, moving to a new format of shock talk radio help get a ripper lined up.

Really? That's the connection you're getting out of this? Okay. Okay. I love that. The good ju-ju. Does that... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no netting Yahoo jokes here. Never mind, never mind. But, no, the, the, the, the, the password, wet, has to do with what I guess will be our first

story of the evening of this Thorne in the Side Thursday Winebox Janine Oh well Tralfamadorian says Reverbo What a show off you always are

I got it of course Of course I'm sure this whole family community congregation got it We got a whole bunch of Vonnegut fans in here In fact I've been thinking if I've got some spare coin laying around,

I got to thinking that it would be beneficial to have as close to the complete library of Kurt Vonnegut's novels as one might. And I think I'm going to start on that, you know, just a book at a time. Player piano, Slaughterhouse Five, Galapagos. I still find Galapagos. It's just incredibly, incredibly dark.

Although it has some comical moments to it. And it's downright prophetic because, you know, people are walking around with handheld computers. And that came out in, what, 1984, 5, when such things were, well, they weren't even, they weren't even a twinkle in the eye of Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak and, you know, Bill Gates and whatnot. But, yeah.

Pouty wheat. I, it's harder to do than I can do on the fly, Micah. Chaotic Stupid Forever, it's at YouTube. Twisted game songs, chaotic, stupid, forever. It's perfect. it shouldn't be it shouldn't be hard to find no not really

no I'm not asking any questions beyond getting a roof on Lee when you get the guy to look at your problem can you ask about some solar panels for the south facing side it'd be a lovely idea but there's no affording those it'll be

it's going to be hard enough just to pay for the roof but point well taken it would be nice tell Appalachian power to go get fucked. It's wild. It's this hot in July, and I'm already thinking about the freezing temperatures coming in winter. Because this is when you should be dealing with that sort of thing. I should probably be...

No, I can't even talk about it. That's too depressing. That's just too depressing. But anyway, back to what I was saying. and by the way, Micah says she's going to put up the chaotic stupid forever song. It'll be going up on the head-on. Live blue sky account if anybody wants to pull it later. So that'll be easily done. Just go over to at head-on.orgive on Blue Sky. It'll be there.

Okay, yeah, no handheld computers imagined. Yeah, obligatory Star Trek reference, courtesy of Lee. track orders. Yeah, yeah. I should have thought about that. What's that? Randy Radar says, I'm drinking my orange o, and it tastes like sawdust. And that's a, well, that's a story from yesterday. We were out, and I had the crazy idea of, hey, it's hotter than, it's hotter than hell in a heat wave. Let's stop and get an ice copy, and we all know that I drink sugar-free stuff. I ordered And yes, that was at the big corporate place, sorry.

But I ordered a decaf latte macchiato sugar-free. And it was like, God, it was as bitter as a green persimmon. It was as bitter as the most undrinkable of IPAs. You know, when you're really looking forward to something and you taste it and it's just, ah, oh. No, and your taste buds are, no, it's depressing. Yeah. But, yeah, we're passing, we've passed 80 degrees here in the fabulous horn studios, and it's nasty. But anyway, let's get to Judge Janine, Winebox.

Piro and her big indictment. She actually held a press conference to announce the indictment of David Hearn. Three times, David Hearn went to the Olympics in Whitewater rafting. The charges of having

maliciously broken or destroyed the liner in the reflecting pool. he literally put his hand in the water. This is so frivolous, yet one hopes that at some point in time, some judge will finally slap a few teeth loose in Winebox Janine's head to get her to stop filing these frivolous cases. The indictment, because, well,

where'd they find this grand jury? He maliciously broke or destroyed lining material on the 19th of June. And she said, yeah, we have tremendous evidence. He forcefully and violently pulled up and removed the bottom liner into Refleckin' Pool. And he was belligerent and disrespectful to the cops. Today is about accountability for damaging and damaging, national resource, a national treasure. Meanwhile, Norm Eisen and Mary Dorman, who are representing,

Mr. Hearn, said, these charges are outrageous and should be alarming for every American. On the eve of our nation's Independence Day, Americans should be deeply concerned by the misuse of government power against an ordinary citizen based on a concocted narrative. given her track record I have a feeling this will fall apart I'd be surprised if it doesn't fall apart

at the motion to dismiss stage and by the way we finally have we finally have an answer for the alleged dash yes Camel Cardinal you will suffer through the steaming with me

but I got a note from Joy in Ann Arbor who said you know how he thinks asylum means crazy people and that cisgender is six genders she said we need to add this to the list and provided me with a photograph what Donald Trump thinks is a dash in the reflecting pool

is actually where the two slabs of concrete for the pool come together. You know, you can see it under the water and you can see it when it was dry. It's literally the seam in the concrete. Step on a crack. Break your presidents back. Good God, the stupidity grows. Just unbearably stupid.

So there's your 300-foot dash. My God. Oh, and, well, we'll get to that in a second. She was a mite testy wine box Janine was in her press conference. Someone asked her a question that smelled like it was going to be relevant, and you'll... One more. ...perty of the square charging as alleged... I mean, it's the same business department.

All right. This is a problem. You know, over a thousand January 6th. Are you really talking about January 6th? Yes. I'm not. Okay, who's next? Not you.

No. Yes, you again. Go ahead. Her was embarrassed. Not you. Are you really going to talk about January 6th? I'm not. I hope we never stopped talking about January 6th.

The single greatest attack. on the capital of the United States since the war of 1812. The Confederacy didn't get into the capital of the United States. But then it kind of did on January 6th, 2021. They literally carried a Confederate battle flag, the devil's diaper, through the building. But you know that. Who's next? Not you. Somebody asked me a good question. I don't think they make a strong enough analgesic for the headache that this shit gives us. And I don't mean me and the royal, no, all of us.

This keeps up. I'll be snorting rails of Advil just to get it into my system a little bit faster. And for those of you who have a lengthy familiarity with the program, you may recall that one of the funnier moments involved the story, I think, from, oh, May of 2021 March or May, April maybe. the one where I went to the lab and the old lady from up the holler

stage whispered to her old husband creepy old husband um them spike babes well I never I should have known but I never I never dreamed

that the real world would come up with something comparable to this but here we are Caroline real poo-poo leave it alone went to X and posted an excrement of her sitting aboard Air Fraud 1 you know the cutter jet and she's sitting in front of a bookshelf

and it's also reminiscent of a moment from the Simpsons these are real law by hi these are real law books and if I don't win for you your case is free well in that photo life imitating life the correspondent for

vanity fair in Washington aidan McLaughlin responded on what used to be Twitter are those dot dot dot fake books them's fake books and other people went wild

but noting they zoomed in on the books and the books are labeled library. Yes, that noted classic tome of 20 or 30 volumes simply called library. Decorative books. Marcy Wheeler calling it the Flying Bribery Palace. I prefer Air Fraud One. Then Spike Beck. Oh, Lord.

Yeah. Oh, by the way, the viewing programming note, not relative to this program, but Victoria just told me, the new Info Wars premieres tonight. What? The onion will start by sending the families $100,000, the Sandy Hook families, from merchandise sales that combine the Conspiracy Empire's brand with the Onion's logo and rainbow colors, according to CEO Ben Collins, whose company is still in court

trying to take control of Info Wars. I hope they sell a lot of shirts. Did you happen to catch a photo of the new Info Wars shirt, Victoria? Thank you, Micah, plus one for Air Fraud 1. This is kind of thorny. There's all kinds of stuff coming out of the primary in Colorado.

people are losing their shit Diana DeJette lost a 30-year veteran of the house who has done a great deal of good she worked to try to pass among other things

the Appalachian Community's Health Emergency Act I've been in her office I've spoken with her aides she had a deep and abiding concern for the well-being of mothers and children but she was deemed not anti-Maga enough and she got bounced. She got bounced by, and this is hence the hissy, she got bounced by a democratic socialist,

29-year-old Milot Curros, reverbo noting, of course Fox calls her and every other current progressive candidate, Akami. Nice to see Fox continuing to leap forward towards an awful future for all but a few Americans. But it was kind of a hell among the yearlings Tuesday. Michael Bennett, who had the benefit of having been a senator to the state of Colorado. He got bounced. He got retired. and I can't remember the name of the guy who beat him,

but, well, Bennett was out there not fighting against nitwit Nero's nominees hard enough. I do seem to recall, however, he asked a brutal line of questioning of whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm, lamprey. But it wasn't enough. And I remember when Jared Paulus became governor of Colorado, and people kind of had hopes in him. And if there's one person you can point toward for what happened in Colorado beyond the fact that people are just tired of go along,

get along, mugwump Democrats, it was probably Jared Pallas deciding to commute the sentence and grant clemency to the woman who tried to dummy up part of the election, in Colorado for nitwit Niro, namely Tina Peters. And now we find out that not only did Pallas do that, he also did it in a sleazy, grimy fashion. Two people, Hannah Siegel Prow and Azra Tasslini objected to Jared Pallas, letting Tina Peters walk.

They objected back in May. Peters was the county clerk of Mesa County, Colorado. She was released on parole. She had bragged or whined about, Oh, I'm just an old lady, and I'm in the joint, and oh, I'm sick, and oh, my eyes are weak, and my knees are blind. and then he turned her loose and she went dancing out of the gates

and appears to be fit as a fiddle those two people Hannah Siegel Prof and Osra Tussleini were members of the state clemency board and they actually had a duty under law to express their opinion of what the governor was doing and they both said that the clemency and the parole came after nitwit Niro leaned on Governor Polis. They also said, hey, we voted, the clemency board voted on this twice, and we rejected it both times. The New York Times said, the board normally operates in secret and does not disclose the pardon and commutation recommendations it makes to the governor.

Ms. Proff and Ms. Taslimy said they had been compelled to pierce that veil of secrecy, secrecy in Ms. Peter's case. And so yesterday they both announced that they were fired by Pallas for violating the board's confidentiality standards. Sure they were. You know, this isn't a lady, a woman who just had a sheaf of parking tickets. She was convicted of not one but several felonies after she breached. election equipment on behalf of nitwit Nero in regard to the 2020 election. The Colorado Democratic Party itself censured Jared Paulus, and no sooner was Tina Peters

out of the stir. Oh, I'm so tired and ill and weak. I'm just an old lady. and my highs are weak and my knees are blind it was no time flat between her getting out of prison that she got a nice new do and a pretty little makeover and put on a nice suit

and boom there she was on any outlet that would listen to her blathering on about how the election was stolen from her. She spoke to a crowd of maggots shortly after her release. Let's see if we can bring this up. Well, let's go to TV News 9. Spreading the election rigging claims that led to her breaking the law and ending up in prison.

Democratic Governor Jared Polis bought the remorse claim and set Peters free early. Just in time for Freedom Fest, a MAGA festival in Douglas County. Our Marshall Zellinger went to Peters first public speech since her release. Oh, got quiet now. Perfect timing for an interview. We're waiting outside while Tina Peters is inside. Ladies and gentlemen. That's right. Who's working on me?

Thank you. Pea Peters. Repeating the same election conspiracy theories that led her to break the law and land herself in prison. You need to see how they were able to load the votes and flip votes. I'm seeing Mandami get elected. You know, when I was running for Secretary of State and Jenna Griswold cheated the election. If we don't stand up and we don't fight back now, what happened to me will happen to each one of you? This is our 1776 moment.

Speaking of what's billed is Freedom Fest. Yeah. And by the way, I said nice new hair to. Also, nice new dye job. Platinum Maryland hair. claiming that the election in which she had her ass handed to her for Secretary of State of Colorado was stolen from me. And if they'll do it to me, they'll do it to you. Well, they will do it to you if you did.

But then, you know, Jared Polis will let you take a walk. Jesus. So, you know, he has a hand. Jared Polis had a hand, I think, in what happened Tuesday in Colorado. And speaking of Colorado, let's check in with. Handy Smurf. Yeah, you may have seen that I guess Tom Cain of Jersey is coming back or says he's coming back to work in the Congress. And by the way, Mike, it says, fuck that guy.

Yeah. And so he says he was hospitalized for an extended period of time over. depression well Lauren bobblehead Bubert had something to say about that she gave some remarks to that bastion of journalism

TMZ DC so a few weeks ago we chatted and you were like where is Tom Keith yeah what's up with Tom Keith well today he says he's been gone for over 150 days because of severe depression. I don't even think he used the word severe. He just said he was diagnosed with depression.

I just, I don't think he used the word severe. This is one of those stay classy bobo moments. Hi, Lauren. Hi! No, that was March of, oh, what? 20, 23? three? Anyway, walking across the Capitol Plaza.

Hi, hi! Hey, girl, hi! But apparently, mental health crises don't mean much to a woman who gives hand jobs in Denver theaters. On for over 150 days because of severe depression. I don't even think he used the word severe. He just said he was diagnosed with depression. I, for one, have been Marks, safe from depression today. What do you mean by that?

What does that mean? I'm here. You haven't seen those memes. Come on. Jesus, what a bitch. Now, you're younger than me. I guess it's a Facebook thing, huh? So what's your take on it?

I think it's embarrassing still, even more so. I mean, sure, like take care of yourself, get healthy. but who gets to take four months off of work because they're sad. Well, it might not be sad. I mean, it's depressed. He's depressed. He's sad. And, okay, whatever the reasons may be, it's embarrassed.

Depressed. He's sad. I wonder if the TMZDC reporter realizes he's talking to a woman who quit school when she was 17 years old. to finish out her teen pregnancy and who only got her GED within months, maybe weeks, of going to Congress. Nobody's ever going to extend an invitation

to become a member of Mensa to Lauren Bobblehead Bubert. It's kind of like her orange dad. who thinks asylum means crazy and that a seam in concrete is a gash oh i have a feeling norm isan and his colleague are going to have a field day if this case in dc goes to trial you know the water what was the uh the shape the shape of water trial oh my god i hope the i hope the creature from the green lagoon isn't called as a witness Yeah, I mean, we all get a little sad.

It's embarrassing. I don't care what party you're a part of. It's not okay. I mean, I think there's a dose of depression that comes with these pens that we're given. And so, I mean... Really? Becoming... Did I call him Tom Keane again?

I meant to say Tom Kane. I know I'm mispronouncing it, but I'm forgivable for the fact that it's spelled K-E-A-N. Tom C-E-N. Sorry. However it is, I'm getting it wrong. Cain, thank you, Lee. Kane. Yeah.

Yeah. But anyway, yeah. Back to Bobo. Sad. It's depressing to become a member of Congress. Well, it is. It is. It's depressing to become a member of Congress,

lore, lore. When, you know, you're married to a guy who flipped his date. out to show the tattoo on it in a bowling alley, was wasted out of his mind on butt light. I guess it could be. Or when you get into domestic violence altercations with said soon to be ex-husband and your juvenile delinquent kid. By the way, just looking at the video,

I think Lauren's had a little more facework. done you know maybe that's it postoperative depression is a very real thing it doesn't mean it doesn't matter if you're having your chest cracked for a bypass or or if Lauren's having her face done

it seems to be associated with the anesthesia and it can hit and it can last a couple of months but we all get sad and it comes with these little buttons we have to wear really that's where

we are as we approach the 250th so-called birthday of the nation when in fact we haven't been a constitutional republic since uh or we haven't been we only became a constitutional republic in 1787 before that it was the articles of confederation but i'm quibbling it should be a signal honor to be able to represent a couple of hundreds of thousands of the members of your district. But here we are, and she's mad at Tom Cain and thinks that clinical depression is the same as just being sad.

When anyone who has ever struggled with clinical depression knows that the two are not even remotely the same thing. Jesus. If you can't build up a tolerance, to it, then maybe don't be here. Yeah, but it's if his doctor's saying, hey, it's safe, it's not safe for you to go

to work. I mean, doesn't that come before his job? Did his doctor say that? I heard his doctor say that it is safe for him to return to work. Yeah. I mean, I assumed if he was there for that long, he was there under doctor's orders. Maybe he should have been institutionalized

if it was, if it were that bad. I mean, I don't know. Like, it's embarrassing. Do you think you should I'm not going to just sit here and just dunk on Tom Keene or Kane. I think the speaker pronounced it Kane. I don't know. I'm not going to sit here and just. I don't know.

Right there with you, lower, lower girl. I don't know. Just dunk on him and his issue. I do think it is an absolute disrespect to his voters that he has not shown up and had a reason like that. If you're depressed, okay, come in the back door, put your card in, vote, and leave. You don't have to talk to anybody. You can keep your head down low. and vote and go home.

Have you talked to your colleagues about this? Do they feel kind of similar as you or different? God knows we would all be better off if she came in the back door, poked her card in and voted and left and laid low. But Lorlor has new work to show off. I mean, I think everyone is more frustrated today at the reasoning because, I mean, look at everything that's going through. I mean, you have members who the president has railed on time and time again

in our own party, and they're not using being sad as an excuse to not show up and work. Oh, the president's mad at me. I think seeing sad is discounting it. You know, I get just, you know, I got to give a little bit of credit to the TMZDC guy. He's actually dialoguing. Oh, wait, Jesus Christ, there's another one of those words I'm not supposed to use. How am I ever going to get back in the good graces of the third way assholes? but he's having a conversation with her and letting her display just how goddamn dumb she is.

Getting gooned on by the... Right, that means something different. You know, it means something different with like Gen X and Gen Alpha, gooning. But then again, it may have the same meaning relative to nitwit Nero. It's not a family friend. friendly definition. But she said dunked on. But getting upbraided by

nitwit Nero isn't something that it's not the same as the depression that forms as a result of chemical imbalances in the brain and whatnot. They're not remotely the same thing, but little Miss Mensa here, that's a little bit too much

to try to explain to her as she's smirks at the TMZ DC guy. You're depressed. I'm not going up for work is discounting the voters. It's not right. It's wrong. That is literally taxation without representation. It is absolutely awful.

I can't imagine. No, that's not, no, honey, that's not taxation without representation. You have not voted every time that there was a vote in the House, Lourlore. No. I suspect you've taken a little time away from time to time. time too. Maybe got a little work on your kidneys. Maybe had your ears bobbed. Missing one or two days. I mean, I have, you know, an upcoming event in July that I may have to miss one day here. And, I mean, that is absolutely like driving me bonkers. I don't think that's

driving her bonkers. I don't think she has to drive two bonkers. I think she kind of, I think I think that's where her main address is. It's probably where she gets her mail. Mail. Bonkers. Bonkers, Colorado. Might be possible. And, you know, I'm trying to figure out how to get here the soonest or leave the latest.

And so, no, we were elected to be here to work. And it's unacceptable. Last thing. Would you like to seem reelected? Well, I would like to see us hold the house. But, I mean, I don't, I wouldn't elect somebody just for the sake of that. I do believe in proper representation and people. You believe in proper representation, honey?

You haven't provided proper representation to the people of your district since you got there. Jesus. Doing the job that they were elected to do, that they swore that they would do. So I think people get reelected all the time that probably shouldn't be here and are here for the wrong reasons. So I don't know if there's much difference. Okay, Laura. Now do Mitch McConnell, because it is, in fact, day 18 of where the fuck is Mitch McConnell?

He's harder to pin down than an old member of the Soviet Politburo. Oh, Comrade, his finest proctor. He's relaxing at his dacha. he's definitely Hail and Harty at 97 years old Meanwhile the dude's been dead for two or three months

Anybody remember Yuri Andropov Of pickup and drop off? Never mind Stolen joke But no An independent journalist I forget her name

off the top of my head got the audio of the 911 call for Moscow Mitch. And in that 911 call, oh, the independent journalist was, is Desiree Townsend. She got the 911 call. Let me see if I can figure out a way for us to listen to this. because it's

it doesn't sound like it was a good day for Moscow Mitch no not at all well if he can't come to work I mean who hadn't had a little who hadn't had a little massive coronary here and there I have them all the time but I still

I still come to work goddamn how can you be so that stupid and still manage to breathe. There we go. I think we're going to have it here. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. The audio is not great, as is so often the case with 911 calls, but yeah. 8.36 a.m. June 14th, 2026. Medical, local,

for medic, 8.3, medics three, A response unconscious, 27. medical local medical agency 3 medic 3 a response unconscious

like I said 30% cross of second 3 11 836 medical local for medic agent 3 medic 3 A&S response

like I said it's a little hard to understand but the thing is they didn't just call for an ambulance they called for EMS and as you can hear the dispatcher say ALS, that stands for advanced life support. Basically, the ambulance was showing up, for all intents and purposes,

a rolling emergency room, and the individual in question was unconscious. Meanwhile, his staff have been tight-lipped about it, but on June 22nd, one of his spokescripts said, Oh, the senator's still working closely with staff on Senate business and Kentucky matters as he continues his recovery. He's fully engaged with staff on Senate business. John Thune, the Senate Majority Leader, also said, well, I have talked.

I've talked to him, and he seems. like he's gonna I'm in contact with it yeah yeah and he's not been seen since so what's the game here I think it's always fair to ask that question I think they're trying to keep well okay as background the Kentucky stand legislature took action what last year or so to make sure that if Moscow Mitch did go off to sing with the bleeding choir eternal, that the governor of Kentucky, in whom was vested the power of appointment, they took that power away from Andy Bashir. Now, this will be, he was just trying to play out the string,

Moscow Mitch was, and he'll be gone from the Senate as of early January, 2000-27, and I suspect they're just trying to maintain the illusion that he's still among the quick, even though he can't vote. And then it becomes a question of why. They may be doing, his staff may be doing his bidding. Moscow Mitch will forever bear the mark of branded Kane for what he said during the second impeachment trial. I will not vote to convict President Trump.

He was wholly responsible for the actions of January 6th, but if anybody wants to afterward, we do not need to remove him at this late date, and we do not need to convict him in this impeachment trial. if someone wants to hold him responsible, he can be criminally charged. How'd that work out, Mitch? Not really, how'd that work out? But the thing is, he is a vote.

He's a vote in the Senate of the United States. Now, I may be wrong, and he may be back on July the 12th or 13th or 14th when the Senate comes back. He would have been a month away from his job, hasn't voted since... I think June the 12th. But if my instincts are correct, they may be maintaining the pretense that he's coming back to work to deprive the maggots of one vote. And in this Senate, one vote matters?

Yeah. Curiouser and curiouser, said Alice. Thank you, Ralphs, by the way, for getting us down to 1223, no loose change. I'm sorry, 1225. And it's Ralph's own challenge. So if we could, technically we're at, that we've actually got a deficit, we're at minus 400 bucks. But if we can keep working on this challenge, we will be half,

funded for the month of July if we can raise $1,225 to match, and that will match the original $1,500 No More Holes Challenge courtesy of RELPS. Thank you, Ralphs. Thank you again. And if you haven't kicked in in a while, maybe consider doing so here. This is a big deal. A very big deal indeed. Let's see.

when he uh, Bubert has time away. Lee in New York says, uh, all she has to do is say Beetle juice three times. Ah, yes.

Well played. Lee. Uh, ALS needed? No, it was just slow, uh, blinking.

Yeah. Oh, Jeremy, get your mind out of the gutter. And as to the creature from the green lagoon. Jeremy says, I know it's only been 76 years since the movie you tried to reference has come out, and maybe it's too soon to be able to correctly quote the title. I'll help you.

The creature from the Green Lagoon. Survey says the actual answer is the creature from the Blue Lagoon. Actually, it was the Black Lagoon. And you know I was kidding. It's a Green Lagoon because it's Green. You know, jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them. And Ralph's notes, it's 100.000. and two degrees in Maplewood, New Jersey.

Hoof. And a reminder, nit Wit Nero said that he will, he's going to give a really long speech just to show I could do it. Saturday night in D.C. Uh-huh. Well, as Micah noted last night,

Stoke the heat stroke. Yeah. But moving on. You know, toward the end of the program yesterday. We talked about Nitwit Niro and his bizarre babblings

out in North Dakota where among other things he said that Spain has to give up Cuba Guam and Puerto Rico he really really did say that

but that wasn't even the weirdest No See, frontotemporal dementia One of the things it does, as I've mentioned here before, is it kind of makes all, it turns off all your filters because actually the filters just sort of dissolve. And there was ample evidence of that yesterday. And everything, it,

when the filter goes, weird, It tends to let loose some really weird sexual stuff, you know, like this. He also received that incredible acknowledgement, except for Arthur and Douglas McArthur. Author was his son, Douglas McArthur, great general. They're the only father and son pair to receive our nation's highest military award for courage above and beyond the call of duty. Now as I see my two beautiful son sitting there, oh God, he wants the Congressional Medal of Honor. He does. And then the reference to his two

beautiful sons. Uh-oh, this is not, oh dear, you might want to have the hockey puck handy. The call of duty. Now as I see my two beautiful son sitting there, I think I'm going to give one myself, one to them, and we'll have a threesome, okay? He thinks the President of the United States awards the Congressional Medal of Honor. The Congressional Medal of Honor is called the Congressional Medal of Honor because Congress awards it. Of course, with this Congress, if nitwit Niro says,

I want you to give me the Congressional Medal of Honor and my two beautiful sons and we'll have a threesome. No, he really said that. We'll have a threesome. Aren't they a little old for you, Donnie? Sitting there, I think I'm going to give one to myself, one to them, and we'll have a threesome, okay? I'll pick out one of the two. And the cosplayers behind him are like, oh, God damn, that's pretty disgusted, and that's what that is.

I'll give them the Congressional Medal of Honor for something for their genius at hunting, and I'll get one for taking Here it comes You know in Russia Russia Russia or something And we'll have a third pair Now I'm only kidding But I have seriously thought about

Now this is dangerous to say Because the fake news is up there all over the place And when I joke I learned earlier don't be sarcastic in politics And yet he continues to be What he thinks is sarcastic And the rest of the world thinks is frontotemporal dementia

Jesus God uh threesome Hamont Meta from the friendly atheist said you know it's even worse when you realize he was using a teleprompter New York Governor Kathy Hockel's press office said

a what? And he grinned when he said a threesome this timeline oh this timeline And then this, it really is hot and miserable in D.C. And the fact that this becomes a news item is just, well, it's a function of the timeline.

At the Great American State Fair, where all kinds of, you know, yesterday I said that it was nothing like Woodstock 1999 because there weren't enough people to tear down all the, all the venues, set fire to the stages and whatnot. Well, it turns out it didn't need a crowd. No. No, it's falling apart all by itself. His arch apparently has cracks in it that are oozing yellow slime.

Yeah. Yeah. In fact, a dancer at Freedom 250. Remember, it's Freedom 250. It was started out. It was going to be America 250, but, well, Nick Witt Nero set up a separate grift. Earlier today, Aaron Parnas posted video of a panel falling from the stage, the arch of the stage, as a bunch of dancers

performed beneath. It's a big yellow arch with a purple sort of Cubert-looking backdrop. You remember the game Cubert. For some reason or another, I love the sound effects at Cubert. So there they are, a dance in a way.

Holy shit. That's like something out of a out of a movie and they're doing they're dancing to the boogie-woogie bugle boy of company B and the dancer on the far left

end that sees it kind of flinches I mean you hear that slap and that's not like what the hip kids sit and I'll say ooh that really slaps that slapped and and it probably would have killed her if it landed on her only the only the best design only the best

instruction. At which point the dancers just go, now, the music keeps playing, but the dancers, what? Is there another one come and lose? And then the music, no. And of course, I should also add

that they were just a dants in a way, and there wasn't a soul watching them. Aaron Parnas, noting people literally could have died. Well, this is what, I mean, This is a Trump construction job. Yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry. There was a reason there was no audience there. It was a rehearsal for the July the 4th performance, which adds another layer of curiosity. You get up there and you dance, damn it. And for anyone who cares, I'm one who does not, nitwit Nero is supposed to take the stage at 9.45 p.m. Eastern Daylight time two days from now.

What is that? For Morgan, Auf Deutsch? Never mind. And promises like the article, I'm going to talk for a really long time. You do that. Why don't you go for your own personal best, nitwit, Nero? talk for three hours, maybe four.

See if you can beat Castro, one of Castro's stemwinders. Uh-huh. And, of course, if he does, they'll say, Our Orange Jesus is the healthiest president we have ever, ever, ever, ever had. Yeah. And just a little bit of food porn? Huh, how about this? No one, I mean, that's probably not true.

Carolinians are mighty proud of their barbecue, Memphis barbecue, Kansas City barbecue, but takes ass, well, they get downright militant about their barbecue, and for good reason. The Texas-style brisket is freaking delicious. And they make some great sausage. Not as good as Connecticut, but they make some great sausage.

But Texas barbecue joints are dropping, like flies. That's probably not even appropriate anymore considering the fact that the screw worm flies are breeding like flies. But the cattle, the national cattle herd is the lowest it has been in 75 years. So much winning. And that's part of why beef prices are so insane. But no, Texas barbecue joints are closing faster than anyone has. ever seen happen. Over at the center on budget and policy priorities, Gubinga Aguilore said, the biggest reason that the price of beef is so high

as the supply of cattle has been diminishing. With lower supply, there's going to be higher prices. Really? Supply? Demand? All that high school economic stuff? It's real? But yeah. Droughts? Hmm. Climate change, anyone? Droughts have wiped out grazing? finding other feed has been difficult.

And then there's fuel and fertilizer. Gee, where's a lot of that come from again? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Persian Gulf. Straits of Hormuz and whatnot. Over at the Texas Restaurant Association, Emily Williams Knight, who is the CEO of the group, spoke to ABC News and said, that the cost of the brisket that goes into a typical Texas brisket sandwich

has gone from 29 cents four years ago to six bucks today. Four years ago, gee, who was president four years ago? Well, last night or yesterday in North Dakota, Nitwit Niro couldn't remember that. He couldn't remember who was president last year. Yeah, 29 cents to produce. the brisket for a sandwich, and now it's six bucks. Ms. Knight said, you add potentially 12 hours of labor because brisket's very labor intensive. You add the pickle, the sauce, the bun, the credit card swipe fees,

and what you're seeing is this sort of incredible increase, almost 40 to 50 percent, is driving these barbecue joints right out of business. One fellow who owns a place called Rogel's Barbecue Company in Houston who's been making Texas brisket for 30 years, said, the biggest concern for us in the barbecue industry is how high it's going to go. It's a fear for me on a daily basis.

Briscuit alone is 45% of the entire monthly food budget for his restaurant. Well, Mitt Witt Niro doesn't care. He doesn't eat brisket. He only eats shoe leather New York strip with ketchup. he'd probably throw a fit if somebody handed him or provided him on a plate some classic Texas

barbecue sauce it tends to be thicker and sweeter and gooey or or even some Lexington North Carolina style vinegar sauce which is my personal favorite but they fucked up the barbecue and it's going to get fucked up even more

and I can, you know, I can attest to what they're saying about the prices because, well, I used to like to do a brisket a couple of times a year, fire up the, fire up the acorn, the char-griller acorn, and do my spices and let it sit and sometimes brine the brine the brine the brisket. Yeah, no. not at $6, anywhere from $6 to $10 a pound. Because that $125 brisket I mentioned that I've been longingly eyeing up at the Wiggling Pig, that's about the cheapest that I can find anywhere at $6 a pound. And that's astonishing when I think that $6,000,

and there's not a pound of brisket on a Texas brisket sandwich. But the brisket in a Texas brisket sandwich is $6, where it used to be $29. Four years ago, yeah, we miss you, Joe Biden. We do. But by all means, let's not think anything about climate change, because that's a big part of it. Well, maybe the PETA people are happy. I don't know. But no, back to the Great American State Fair and a story that shouldn't be a story,

but here we are. It is so hot there on the mall. Let's start with the fact that the Great American State Fair has a baptizing place. No, really, you can go to the Great American State Fair and get baptized. I wish I was kidding. That's right, Matt in San Francisco said, filter? And he didn't have much of a filter to start with. and then there's the fact that Stormy Daniel said that she said he'd have to use a condom and he refused to use a condom and I guess that's kind of a filter too isn't it

aha oh good point Leah in New York says two sons you think you're bad at math he has two daughters and three sons the TV show theme is in my head there is a guy his name is Steve he has three sons No singing. We're trying to get down from 1223 for the No More Holes Challenge, courtesy of Ralphs. The more we can knock down, the better off we are. So none of the booths, one woman who was wearing a pink Trump hat complained, none of the booths have air conditioning. Hmm.

You were just over in the medical tent being treated. Tell us about how you're feeling. Now I'm fine, but previously, none of these booths have air conditioning. You don't know what happened. But I started seeing stars. Oh, really? And we went to the tent. There's a religious tent because that's the theme for today.

And they had a pool. They're baptizing people. Thank God they had the pool. They said, do you want to get in? Yes, I think I do. I think I want to be baptized. I'm soaking wet. But I went to the medic tent.

They took care of me. I still got one of these towels. They filled me with electrolytes, but good, nice folks in there for sure. Oh, they're wonderful. They are absolutely excellent. D.C. Fire helped you out. Megan.

And her, I presume, husband standing there in his Merkin flag shirt with his maggot hat on. And, and, and, and, uh, buddy, take your wife home before she fucking dies. Or you do. And just for the record, in the background of that interview, there's like one human being. That clip was from a Fox affiliate. Oh, but they were wonderful, weren't they? I wonder what would have happened if she would have, and I know the two don't go together, but I wonder what would have happened if she had gotten into the baptizing pool

and an imam had come out and said, well you're Muslim now you think she would have run back out into the heat and gotten a good dose of heat stroke her being a maggot and everything oh no i'm under shereal oh bruga brooga bruga well in new york says dc baptisms the real maga baptisms should be in the reflecting pool yeah you'll be one sorry duck in the name of me and me and me I pronounce you baptized. Of course they don't have air conditioning, Ralph says. It's outside! I love it when y'all catch the little details that somehow I managed to miss. And from Kim in New York,

Trump's speech in front of the MAGA idiots. Hi, Roxanne. Hi, Kim. Have you ever been on a date or even in a relationship with a person that only talks and brags about themselves? while they're yammering away you find yourself thinking I can't possibly be in a relationship with someone who doesn't give a damn about finding out what's going on with me and then you suddenly subsequently decide to dump their ass that's what Trump's relationship is like with his MAGA idiot fans

except they don't ever seem to get the fact that he just doesn't give a flying fuck about what's going on with them and they never dump his ass uh yeah I have as a matter of fact and it doesn't work. There has to be some degree of mutual interest, but nitwit Nero, well, not so much. And speaking of which, I've got to see if I can find this, I saw it before the program,

apparently the maggots are freaking out a little bit, are freaking out a lot, because they say that the only thing that will save them, is if a lot of low information voters come out in November. And there were some jobs numbers out today that were absolute shit. No surprise. Oh, there, yeah. Stephanie Ruhl over at MS Now made mention of that on my former filthy morning habit today.

It's all part, it's all of a piece, isn't it? Food prices? crummy jobs numbers but as long as he thinks he's doing well he thinks the rest of us are too jobs number now just coming across U.S. employers adding 57,000 jobs in June and unemployment rate

dip to 4.2% give us your sense on this so the unemployment rate is basically the same it was at 4.3 it's now at 4.2 the estimates we were expecting jobs to come in between 110, $115,000 they're not 57,000 is definitely a miss and we've seen downward revisions for the last two months. A combined 74,000 for April and May. Signaling that jobs are absolutely slowing in this country, we are seeing

employers at the very least press pause. So the question is, what is the Fed going to do? Now, the assumption has been, could the Fed raise rates as we go into the end of the year? Because inflation is a persisting problem. At the very least, we're guessing they're going to hold tight. But one thing is for sure, we're not going to hear much from Kevin Warsh. The one thing we Why is changing every element of the way that we work? I think that's booming is the stock. Yeah, hold on there. That seems rather a bold assumption, Stephanie Rule,

that somehow or another the Fed may keep interest rates steady or actually raise them. Nitwit Nero will go and cut off the Fed chair's head because he's been screaming for interest rates to be lowered because he wants more free money. They're going to raise rates in the near term. Probably that's not going to be the case given where the jobs are reported. So what are some of the other quick takeaways here is what this can tell us about the state of the economy? Listen, things are slowing. When you go beneath AI, right?

AI, which has been superpowered, when you go beneath the magnificent seven tech companies, Yeah, AI, which has been super-powered, and has yet to turn so much as a dime of profit. God. AI is the 21st century equivalent of this way to the egress. There are a lot of businesses out there struggling, small and medium-sized businesses, whether it's the impact of the war, the impact of the tariffs, just overall changes in the economy. we're seeing a general slowing. Now, this is not a disaster by any means, but things are not booming.

The thing that's booming is the stock market, and the stock market is different from the economy. Stephanie, the big question of our time is, is AI going to destroy jobs or is it going to create more jobs? Walter Isaacson, Apologist for Leon Scum. What? No, I said, I'm pretty sure I said so, Jeremy. A big old panel fell from the top of the stage and slapped and nearly killed a couple of dancers. A ginormous panel. And it destroys the number.

I mean, it was probably eight feet long. Maybe four feet wide. Maybe think of a piece of sheet rock. Has press releases about, oh, layoffs, layoffs. The numbers keep showing us, no, there are more and more jobs? Are we starting to see AI nip in? to the total employment numbers. It's too soon to tell.

We know that AI is the future. I think the bigger question is, are we in an AI bubble? Do we know that AI is the future? Do we really? Is there any proof beyond the fact that a bunch of tech bro nerds say that it is that indicates that it actually is the future? Later this month,

down in the Shoals in Alabama, they'll have the annual W.C. Handy Music Festival. And they just released the official poster for this year. The posters in the past have been brilliant. This one however appears

to have been created with AI. It features a representation of WC. Handy playing the trumpet. and, you know, working the valves on the top, you know, one hand.

But the other hand that's holding the trumpet is more like a bird's talon because it was created with AI. And that's what we're going to trust to carry us into the future. That's what's making simpletons in government say, oh, we've got to keep up with the AI race. Oh, my God, China's going to bury it. us with AI. Jesus, China has, the entire population of the United States is a rounding error compared to China, and they're going to put that many people out of work. Anyway, what's that, Stephanie?

And remember, the Internet was the future in 1999. It's just that it was over-exuberant. There was too much investing. So there could be too much investing and too much excitement around AI right now. We may be five years away from things really. developing there may be too much investment too much enthusiasm right there was a sneaker company just a few weeks ago that was in serious trouble and what and they then put out a big press release we're not an athletics company anymore we're now an AI company when I saw that headline I'm like take us back 20 years and remove AI and call it dot com AI is changing every element of the way that we

work the way we live the way we play it's going to change jobs isn't going to increase or destroy that remains to be seen we just have to be prepared for massive changes. Well, you know, down in New Orleans where I tend to live, we have a career center, New Orleans Career Center, and they're starting to really see people being trained for these new data centers,

doing HVAC, doing electricity, doing carpentry, whatever. Do you think you're... And this guy's supposed to be a real smart guy. They're being trained for these data centers, HVAC and electricity and whatnot. Those are construction. jobs dip shit. Data centers, massive data centers,

are not going to have massive employment. Although a cautionary note from Matt in San Francisco, AI, now Roxanne, most online customer services handled just as ineffectively by AI as by a person in a call center in the Philippines.

You judge, you judge mental trans billy, bitch! Yeah, well, we're going to onshore customers. We're bringing those offshore jobs back to America. They're going to be AI jobs. You judge-metal bitch.

I think we need to add that to the list. Hi, I'm Roxanne. Judge Metal Transbilly bitch. But meanwhile, Walter Isaacson. Down into all, notice, and he code switches. County in Wallands where I tend to live. I've never tended to live anywhere. I live somewhere or I don't.

You'll see a shift to more physical jobs in the future? I think they'll be both, but I think it's great news to see this shift to these physical jobs because they're also higher skilled physical labor, and they're having... I mean, those could be good union building trades jobs, but the nature of building trades jobs is that they're building trades jobs. They are trades that are employed in building things, not running things. Oh, God. More and more training programs to prepare people for those jobs.

And the more we see that, remember, when we saw the shift to globalization. And by the way, you simple souls, do you think a bunch of maggots and a bunch of tech bro billionaires are going to be in support of good union jobs with good pay and health? health care and pensions. Oh, fuck, no. This is one of those moments when you realize that none of these people actually live anything near a middle-class life. And the hollowing out of manufacturing, when we look back, we say there wasn't enough planning. Still, we're dealing with the problems associated with that.

So if we can see more cities, states work with businesses and actually retrain people, that should make us excited. I think it's your thoughts on something we were talking about earlier in the show. And you kind of just hinted at it a moment ago when you said, like, the stock market's not the economy. We played a lot of sound from President Trump today, you know, raving about the stock market. Raving about the stock market, raving about everyone's 401K. So he did so in an audience yesterday in North Dakota.

And he's like, who here has a 401k? And there was, at best, a smattering of applause. So it is such an uneven economy right now, right? And that's going to be, I think, a real potent political message for Democrats this fall. North Dakota is the perfect example because he gave those remarks on the same day he chose not to sign the USMCA, the updated trade deal between the United States and Canada. It is crucially important. Those trade relationships between our three countries are so important to people in the state of North Dakota. So the president can talk all day long about people's 401ks.

And listen, it's great to see the stock market up. But the stock market is a portion of the economy. What's the last thing he did? blocked an affordable housing bill, right? The current median age for first-time homebuyers is either 41 or 42 years old, right? People cannot afford to get their lives started. They cannot afford the basic things they need

to get to work, a place to live, a decent job. That's an issue for people. We're talking about a jobs number that's almost half of what we were expecting. So when president's boasting about 401Ks, people who can't get a job don't have a 401K to feel good about.

And as he blocked that? Yeah, and by the way, talking about people buying their first homes, first time homeowners are now 41, 42 years old, they've been renting. And it's worth noting, remember, that nitwit Nero said that he would not sign the bipartisan housing bill that was put upon his desk that he said he would sign, and then he threw a temper tantrum claiming that he wouldn't sign it until the SAVE Act passed so he could steal the November elections. Ha!

But I got to thinking about it. He later said, Well, I'm not going to sign it because he would hurt my friends. Who's one of the biggest rental property developers in the country? Here's a hint. He likes to fly his dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear friend Fappy Thomas all over the globe. because they're friends. They only became friends the minute that FAPE became a Supreme Court justice,

but that doesn't matter, does it? And FAPE doesn't report most of that, or didn't report most of that stuff until he got, you know, busted by ProPublica. But, yeah, Har Har Har-Kro, massive real estate developer. Can't help wondering if that's the friend that the housing bill would hurt. that nitwit Niro was talking about.

Of course, his daddy was a slum lord in his own right. Nitwit Nero went on to become a slum lord with his own daddy's properties. Hmm. You see it wild, isn't it? And some notes coming in. By the way, we're past the halfway point of the program. If you've got something you'd like to add to the conversation, feel free. 844-843-4676.

84 the horn from Cynthia in the Bay Area. It's 83 degrees Fahrenheit at my front door right now. A nice mild temp for this time in July, a time that we typically have horrid heat waves over here in San Jose, if you know the way. I do. Nice, well played. And tomorrow we're set to warm up to a whopping 86. Oh my, what am I to do?

Oh, I know. I'm going to smoke some chicken drumsticks, some hot dogs, and some British bangers. hot dogs work great on the smoker you know and in case you've never tried it hey just try stuff oh and i bought some buttermilk to try your marinade tip i'll let you know how it turns out i think you will be quite pleased and you know what on a on a warm day i know some people will go oh yuck but it's very much a hillbilly thing

on a on a on a warm day a hot day an ice cold glass of buttermilk pretty damned refreshing you know consider its kiss and cousin over in South Asia the Lossie my particular favorite the mango lossy I wonder what would happen if you put some mango in the blender with some ice and some buttermilk

I'll bet it would be damned good oh thanks for thanks for getting me thinking about it Cynthia and she adds I think everyone was watching that death-defying couple climb up the Empire State Building complete with Bended Knee proposal, kiss,

and nice message unfurled up there beats anything that rat fucking orange pig can muster. That's true. And the dancers, Jimmy and the Great Northwest,

said, sounds like Mel Brooks Brooks is putting on the rits. If you were blue, no singing, but the, but um, but um,

yeah, but it was actually the boogie-wuggy bugle boy of company B, Andrew's sisters. and Randy Radar tells us the movie The Narcissists Playbook comes out in early release on the 17th of July you will be shocked he says by the way the AI data center

build out even when complete has a lifespan of only three to five years before all the chips have to be replaced the price to earnings ratio for a market is about 35 where in a good buy-in price to earnings ratio is around 17 That makes it sound like, yeah, that sounds like it's the con that I keep saying it is, but, well, the simpletons keep buying in. Oh, we're going to be rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, we're going to be wealthy. Because AI is going to make us, we'll have frisbees and wheat checks for everyone.

Oh, dear God, too late, says Jeremy. The joke's already been memed. Yeah, this came out earlier today. AI image of nitwit Nero, baptizing people in the algae-infested scummy water of the reflecting pool. And yes, the Andrews sisters are in fact dead, but the song remains the same. Oh dear, Led Zeppelin reference we didn't necessarily need. Yes, Texas barbecue places dropping like flies, Lee, and New York says, better than flies dropping on Texas barbecue.

And, oh, channeling Scott in San Diego, Lee says, well, not in San Diego anymore, but you know what I mean. Brisket, nitwit Nachonero measures meat, a quarter-pounder at a time. We're all screw-worm, Roxanne. Oh, dear God! He's somewhere in the Great Beyond still, and, and, and, and, I, I guess Lee is channeling him and he's still work. He's still workshopping gags.

We're all screwwormed, Roxanne. That's good. Did anybody watch the World Cup last night? The match? I had not seen the United States side play. Jesus. We play football like street punks. God.

And Kim, with a note, have you seen this, Roxanne? The FBI has assigned scores of analysts to examine election records in Georgia. Oh, God. The Federal Bureau of Investigation is assigning an army of 260 investigative analysts to a priority investigation related to the 2020 election in Fulton County, Georgia, a reflection of President Trump's ongoing push to prove his baseless claims that the 2020 election there was rigged. You know, the funny thing is, I'm so old, I can remember that among other things that were

put forward during his grand jury presentment, and perhaps even mentioned in the impeachment, second impeachment, nitwit Nero acknowledged out loud that he knew he lost in 2020. Where did that go? the effort from the text that Kim sent me from the New York Times the effort is outlined

in an internal memo obtained by the New York Times and confirmed by a person familiar with the investigation the memo says that the surge is part of a priority effort by Cash Patel the analyst will work to complete

approximately 708 records checks according to the memo The type of records being checked is unknown. The deployment of such a large number of FBI personnel to the most populous county in Georgia comes amid the Justice Department's ongoing criminal investigation into the 2020 election in the state. In January, the FBI rated an election warehouse in Fulton, seizing more than 600 boxes of election materials, including original ballots from the 2020 election.

That's so they can dummy them up. but an unsealed affidavit that was used to obtain the search warrant for that raid relied heavily on debunked claims about ballot anomalies in 2020 those claims have been revived inside the White House by Kurt Olson an election denier who works in the Trump administration and who set off the current investigation according to the affidavit they are literally trying to rewrite history which is no surprise

because they're rewriting history all over the country that's been going on in the national parks that's why indigenous people people of color women the LGBTQ plus communities historic contributions have all been erased but of course jimmy dick bowman says i don't know anything about that well i doubt that's happening if he doesn't know anything about that he's really out of the loop God. But here's a question. Sort of like the no smoking rule in the bunker.

And the way that people there started reaching for their cigarettes and their purses and suit jackets as soon as he was gone. Will we give up all of this bullshit when he finally shuffles off this mortal coil? or will they continue to persist with it? I don't know because, well, it highlights the fact that we've got to get someone, a Democrat, into the White House, with enough starch to start undoing and erasing all of this evil, all of this wickedness.

And going back to the birthright citizen, case. Chris Hayes had a really good take on where the so-called immigration debate is going next, because they started grunting and braying about it. You know, the Chinese women coming here eight months pregnant to have an American baby. Too narrowly that the 14th Amendment of the Constitution means what it plainly says. If you're born in this country, you are a citizen of this country. You are American. That's it. No Sands or butts.

That plain text reading of our Constitution has triggered a bizarre, histrionic freakout on the right about the great scourge of, wait for it, wait for it. Pregnant women racing to the U.S. to have babies. Are we banning pregnant women from America? Are we banning foreign pregnant women? Well, what I'm saying, Jesse, is that you have to now think, very carefully about who you let into your country. Who you let into your country? That's a mayonnaise mouth miller.

Who you let into your country? Even on a temporary basis. One thing you're doing is looking at the territories where China is especially is abusing in Guam or other places and saying, okay, you're eight and a half months pregnant. Maybe you shouldn't get on that plane. Because where they go to and they show up late, it can cause a health.

And all of this is just made up bullshit. The present bullshitter, the previous bullshitter was mayonnaise-mouth-miller. This is Mark Wine. Issue for the mother. Yeah, we're concerned about the mother. From a Department of Justice standpoint, it's obviously focusing our prosecutors and our law enforcement partners on birthing tourism, and it's a booming industry, and it will continue. It will continue given this Supreme Court's decision yesterday.

They have fully invented a moral panic about birth tourism, something that's just not happening in large numbers. What's next? Chinese trans women are coming to America to have babies. Eventually they're going to get some sort of unified field theory of maggot, bigotry, and stupidity. And I don't know if the fabric of the universe will be able to withstand that much. dumb shittery. Especially not in our post-daz maternal mortality rate world that eclipses that of every other pure nation.

But I think the reason they're obsessed with this. And even Alito and his very, very weird, strange, actually morally repellent. Creepy. You forgot creepy, Chris. The reason they're obsessed with it is that they can't talk about the broader thing they want to do, right? They want to talk about these edge cases. What they really want to do is essentially selectively strip American citizens.

from literally tens of millions of people in this country. Tens of millions, right? Your friends and your family members and your neighbors and your doctors and your nurses and the guy that serves you coffee, right, to redefine what it is to be American. That's what they're after. Eddie Glowd is a professor of African American. But he's right.

But it's another one of those things that exists only in the thin gray settlings that slosh around between their ears years and pass for maggot brains. I mentioned mayonnaise-mouth-miller. He made a speech to the National Guard today. He was alongside Todd Blanchie and Whiskey Pete at a place called Meridian Park in D.C. It was a D.C. safe and beautiful task force ceremony. looking even nerderier than he usually does, even in this heat, that hellspawn, hairless Heydrick, was sporting a brown ball cap.

Well, if he can't wear a brown shirt, he can have a brown ball cap. And he got drowned out by protesters. All of civilization can be fundamentally divided into two groups of people. builders and destroyers between the people who do the work to build, sustain, and nurture civilization, the people who serve, who sacrifice, who give, who care for others, who protect others, who defend us. And by the way, Todd Blanchie is scowling at something beyond hairless Hedric as he blathers away. a Reich, a folk,

a furor. And those who only destroy. Who litter, who raw, who graffiti, huge of face. Wait, littering? Littering?

Is at the top of the list? Littering? Mm-hmm. Yeah. And disturbing the peace. Sitting there on the group W bench. Bench.

Civilization only exists because of people like you. People who choose to serve, who choose to sacrifice, who choose to build, who choose to dedicate themselves to some cause greater than their own. Did he say who choose to medicate themselves? What? Each and every one of you is the reason why America's future is brighter than it's ever been before. So on behalf of President Trump, on behalf of the White House, on behalf of the U.S. government, and on behalf of the American people, thank you. You have everlasting gratitude. God bless and happy

and happiness day. Jesus if they weren't so evil they'd be comical. He was booed he was hooted at and well then there's the sirens and so

Whiskey Pete is there in his blue suit and his dark shades and his greased back hair and Todd Blanchie's got us and then well there's hairless Hadrick

who looks rather like he was handed. It's like when you go to a restaurant that requires a jacket and you don't have one, and the house has one, and they hand it to you, and it doesn't fit worth a damn, but you have to put it on anyway. So,

Derek Guy, who writes on men's fashion at Put This On, noted the ill-fitting nature of mayonnaise Miller's suit over on what used to be Twitter guy said

Stephen Miller's suit here shows one of the biggest problems with men's tailoring today I should first emphasize this thread is not meant to body shame I mean that sincerely oh please go ahead body shame few men are built like Adonis

so when shopping for clothes most will have their own fit challenges, including muscular figures. This thread is only meant to highlight a tailoring issue. As the world has gotten more casual, brands have had to adapt, so they've ripped even more structure

out of the suit. Gone as the stiffer haircloth padding and wadding. Wadding. Sometimes there's only a soft layer of canvas from shoulder to hem. Sometimes there's no structure at all. When you remove so much structure out of a jacket you lose what's special about tailoring without

the structure underneath the garment will hang more like a t-shirt button-up shirt or polo shirt which rarely look good on men especially when worn on their own this is especially true if a man is built like a threatened oh he buried he buried the barb I'm not body-shaming this is especially true if a is built like a threatened ant eater Miller has relatively narrow shoulders and wide hips which means there's not much shape through the torso.

Oh built like a threatened ant eater. And what's more? He provided a picture of mayonnaise mouth standing at the beach with his gross wife in shorts and a polo and a

cap, side by side with a photo, side by side with a photo of a threatened hand eater. Of all the things you could say about Stephen Miller. I did not have threatened. not have threatened ant eater on my Stephen Miller bingo card. But it's true! And it's funny how he has narrow shoulders and wide hips. His hips are apparently wider than his vile wife Katie's. Um, memo to the transphobes.

You might want to transvestigate Stephen Miller. He might be a trans guy. Around with hips wider than that of his wife, his sis wife. Hmm. Curiouser and curious. Stephen threatened ant-eater Miller. Oh, that one's going into the lexicon. And then, then, well, whiskey Pete.

Got all mad at the demonstrators who drowned out the threatened ant-eater. Thank you very much. To everything you said, yes and amen. In general, thank you for your leadership. Attorney General, thank you for being here, for backing us up along the way. to the entire team, to the soldiers here. Thank you for everything you're doing.

Thank you for waiting out here in the sun. I'm to blame. Sorry, I had a meeting go along. I never want to make a formation stand out any longer than it has to because I've stood in your formation before. Yeah, before you got drummed out as a threat to the President of the United States, a homicidal threat, you fucking drunk. Waiting for somebody to show up so I can get on to do my job.

And that's the beautiful part about what you do. You do your job no matter what. In fact, this background noise this morning is perfect. It's the sound of ingrates, of ingratitude, of people who are so blinded by ideology, they can't see law and order and common sense in front of them, that there's nothing ideological about this group. There's nothing political about this exercise.

Law and order is something all Americans deserve. Okay, dumbass. Then why aren't you addressing cops and not national guardsmen? Of course, some of those national guards may be actual members of Sealand Team 6 who have been standing guard in the blazing heat to protect the algae. in the reflecting pool under the command of General Al G. Bloom. You bunch of ingrates. Why is he pissing and moaning about sirens?

Those are hardworking law enforcement and rescue personnel and medical EMS types out there doing the hard work of protecting. You bunch of goddamn ingrates. You blinded by ideology so much to turn your sirens on, Sirene's unrespectful. They're unraveling. Make no mistake. They're unraveling.

Oh, and speaking of Todd Blanchie, this. An oopsie from Todd. Todd, he accidentally released the sealed report by Jack Smith about Nitwit Niro to Jack Smith's lawyers. Volume 2 comes from Aileen Cannon's courtroom in South Florida the classified documents case

Yeah The defendant in question is Carmen Mercedes-Lineberger A former federal prosecutor in Fort Pierce, Florida She's alleged to have emailed herself A copy of Volume 2 renamed Cake Recipe they sent the copy to her defense counsel.

Flash drives. They sent on June the 3rd. They filed a notice with alien cannon. Six days later, Ms. Lineberger, her lawyers, found volume 2 filing with the court. They said, upon review, the government confirmed the documents in question were copies of the volume 2 report that were embedded within electronic messages required to be produced in discovery. But there's no happy ending here. Defense counsel voluntarily ceased review of the discovery material,

affirmed they had not examined the documents in question, deleted all discovery materials already downloaded to their server, and cooperated with the government's efforts to recover the flash drives the same day. Aw, how sweet. The government acknowledges the professionalism and candor of defense counsel in remedying this inadvertent inclusion. Well, not a lot of Pentagon Papers' courage out there these days. Hopefully, life continues to get worse for Todd Blanchie,

now that he's facing a bar complaint in the state of New York, attacking his very law license. I don't know New York law. I don't know if Steve is out there. But who's the final say-so? where the bar in New York is concerned. Is that under the aegis of the Attorney General? Or are they a stand-alone organization?

I don't know. Oh, we mentioned earlier. The maggot lady, maggot woman, that's no lady, that's his wife. The maggot woman who noted that there's no air conditioning in these tents. Because, well, you know, they're outside. well there's a new freak out among the maggots anything anything to divert from the fact that

even now that it lit nero is a proven matter of record sexual predator again well they're flipping out because zoron mom donnie's trying to take away your air conditioning on social media mom donnie's office post to New York.

It's hot out there, and the power grid is working overtime to keep us cool. Set your AC to 78 degrees, turn off lights and electronics you're not using, and unplug what you can. Because you know what's even worse than 78 degree air conditioning? No air conditioning at all. There are probably still New Yorkers who remember the, what was it, the Great Blackout? What was that, the 70s? the funny thing is the maggots are having a hissy when their own orange jesus is d oe uh chris wright he's the secretary of energy he's the one who was reading uh the uh the remarks about

albert einstein when nitwit nero just turned to him and said nobody cares well the maggot doe says that thermostat should be set between 75 and 78 degrees but here we are and the maggots are having a connection and leading the coneption of course none other than uh miss lindsay ladybugs graham those are just my little those are just my ladybugs you don't mind do you oh first aOC tried to come for your steak and ribs and now the socialist democrats are coming for you ac this is the future you that woke Democrats won't not just for New York City, but for South Carolina, too. And meanwhile, Raphaelito Eduardo Cruz, the anointed booger-eaten future King of America, said,

in a first world country, you could turn on the AC. Did you ever notice that my Raphaelito impression sounds a lot like Squidward? That just dawned on me, and maybe it's appropriate. And a note coming from Reverbo. That phrase I speak for all Americans is so dangerous because it herds all the maggots and low-information voters into a group they want to belong to. The normal group. It's right out of the Machiavellian playbook. They never realize they're being played for fools.

Well, you're the... Reverbo, you're the one who coined the term. What term? Well, chumped. You know, Raphaelito bugged out for Cancun. Cancun Cruz, when it became brutally cold in Texas and their power grid failed, you'd think that he would know a little something about power grid failures, but then again he was in Cancun. Maybe if these maggots were more in tune with the idea of renewable energy, sustainable energy, we might have a more functional grid. then a dickhead named Daniel D. Martino posted a video of himself turning his thermostat down to 67 degrees saying,

Oh, this one's for you, Zoran, Mom Donnie. The Manhattan Institute is the same gang of Nerdywell's cut purses, footpads, and highwaymen who began the war on woke and critical race theory and DEI. Yeah. And then there's the Australian dude Nick Adams who says he gets up I'll get up every morning

and I'll have a steak that's almost raw. I eat a pound of steak every morning because I'm a man. No thanks. This is America. We crank our AC down to 60 whenever we please.

60? 60? What are you dry aging those stakes hanging from your ceiling, you fuck up? And then there's We Wake Ramalama Ding Dong over in Ohio. This is what socialism looks like, folks. Yeah, he's so foxy, isn't he? The right answer isn't restrictions or mandates. It's drilling, fracking, coal, and nuclear.

That's how we'll roll in Ohio. And he sounds nearly just like Amy Acton during COVID. Huh. Yeah. We whack Ramalama Ding Dong. This We wake Ramalama Ding Dong, just as a reminder.

Actually, a black baby is probably safer in the inner street of Chicago and the inner city of Chicago than in the womb of his... I don't know why that cut off. See if it does it again. Actually, a black baby is probably safer in the inner street of Chicago

and the inner city of Chicago than in the womb of his own black mother. Yeah, a brown guy, a first generation American, but he's going to talk about how we do things in America. We, we, we dig coal, we use oil and gas and we make sure that the planet's too hot for, you know, maybe if the planet wasn't so fucking hot from climate change, we wake and Raphaelito and Miss Lindsay. Maybe the power grid wouldn't be under the weight of near collapse. God damn, they're dumb. Lee in New York. Mayor Moundani in air conditioning.

He was on the radio about city-run cooling centers. FYI, the blackout was July 12th and 13th, 1977. Okay, Doug. Thank you for that. Randy Radar, I think Todd Blanche is going to win that one. And let's... Brandon Gill from Texas in the... uh... in the great air conditioning crisis said to welcome to socialism where the government demands you turn your house into a sauna because they can't plan for the super unpredictable fact that it tends to get hot in the summer brandon gill

ha welcome to maggotism where the government demands you turn your house into a sauna because they can't plan for the super unpredictable effects of climate change you fucking moron over at Barstool sports. 78 degrees? Welcome to communism, people. Hope you enjoy. You know whose power grids are more likely to collapse? Texas is.

Ohioas. And oh, Flora does. Monkey up, go-go boots to Clantis. Is this what was meant by the warmth of collectivism? You know, that dickhead talking about turning it down to 60 or whatever. There's nothing new in that. a long time ago I talked about a profile of Ron Paul, father of Rand Paul,

libertarian ophthalmologist and that thing on his head. Eons ago now, I think it was the New York Times did a profile of Ron Paul where they talked about his hard strabble upbringing on the mean streets of De Burg amongst de Jensers. And Ron Paul, being a good libertar, He said that he admired as a real man, a local butcher, who during the food rationing of the Second World War, would secretly sell meat on the black market at inflated prices. and that that was a sign of dedication to capitalism

and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and Randian objectivism before A.N. Rand had even named it. They're babies. They're spoiled rotten babies who cry if they can't get their way and can't even manage a couple of days of 78 degrees because they're such pathetic little. Twits. Just a bunch of miserable little short decks. They're coming for our air conditioning.

The Socialists... Yeah. That's true, Randy Radar. Wait till they get their July air conditioning bills. It'll tend to have a culling effect. Well done. We'll turn our damn air conditioning down to 60 degrees anytime we won't take might.

Good. You do that. Enjoy the $1,000 bill. And hey, don't want to hear any pissing and moaning when the grid goes down now, do we? No, chuds.

And from Sylvie, the summer, winter contradiction. Okay. In winter, the thermostat goes down to 65 degrees, and it's cold. Everybody dashes to turn the thermostat up.

That makes sense to me. But in summer, everybody's sweltering and miserable and insists on turning the thermostat down to 65 degrees. What the unredacted fuck! I freeze in summer, I freeze in winter. I hate it. I know. I really, really do know.

Just a little bit of detail. Victoria's apartment is downstairs. There's another apartment upstairs. And there's only one thermostat. The upstairs, it takes a lot to keep that up. Upstairs, cool, not even cold, just cool. But because, well, hot air rises and cold air sinks, when I'm visiting Victoria, as often as not,

we've got a light jacket on in the apartment because it's like a meat locker. But you remind me of the quote from Bat Masterson, Sylvie. everybody get paraphrasing everybody pretty much gets an equal amount of anything

and Batmasterson who was a bit of a progressive for his time said take for instance ice we all get the same amount of ice the rich get theirs in summer and the poor get theirs in winter and you know here in the fabulous horn studios at the magnificent Kincaid mansion.

Yeah, we're at 84 degrees. And not to ruin anybody's meals. This would be the mountain daylight time zone. But, yeah, there's a fine patina of perspiration on my forehead. So I get it. From Suman, I grew up here. Look at the humidity. never had air conditioning

I'm going to do my best Suong I knew I wouldn't get it on the first pass Visikha Phatnam Visiqapatnam Andra Pradesh India Warning excessive heat

It's presently 83 degrees 84, 81, precipitation 10% The humidity. Eighty-one percent. That probably feels like what it feels like. Let me just look here.

Let's compare. Okay, I'm pulling up the weather app, and I always have the weather for Mobile, Alabama, as one of my... Yeah. In Mobile, there on the Gulf Coast, It is presently 89 degrees from a high of 94 And air quality is

55, not great And surprisingly, I'm looking for the Yeah, the humidity is 63%. It will get stickier. Never had air conditioning, yeah. And well, consider the heat wave in Europe. I've been talking a little bit with Chris in Germany And she says it's absolutely miserable

she has air conditioning in her apartment but Europe largely doesn't need it until climate change came along what hundreds of people died in France and most of those many of those people fragile and elderly and by the way Sumon I am so sorry

I've butchered your hometown's name I try and I appreciate that you never had AC a smiley face Suman added a smiley face. Yes, in answer to your question, it was the 50s, maybe the 60s. Reverbo said, wasn't there a show in the 50s about Bat Masterson, possibly starred

Ephraim Zimbledis Jr., quite a stage name, later to star in 77 Sunset Strip with Ed Cookey Burns? Now the Horn Ad Hocke Research Department will go to work on Bat Masterson. I remember, I guess I was seeing it in reruns. But it had a, like so many of those, so many of those shows from that era, it had a really cool theme song. That and the theme song from Paladin remain in my memory. But didn't the theme song, that's Bat Masterson. But yeah. And from George and Corsegold, the commies are coming for your fireworks.

Reported in the LA Times, the latest political kerfuffle is over fireworks shows. The California Coastal Commission is asking municipalities to switch to drone July 4th shows due to the hazardous chemicals in traditional fireworks. Maggots are, of course, up in arms. Yeah, and those hazards, remember the fireworks display for Washington, D.C., which, by the way, I won't watch. I don't think... The only thing I'm going to do on the 4th of July relative to fireworks is try to comfort the golden one and the kitties. because they will be traumatized. But the fireworks display in D.C.

is, they're trying to set a new Guinness World record for fireworks displays. And God alone knows how many toxins will fall into the Anacostia River, the Potomac, will fall into creeks and streams. and like I said it is after all a swamp but you know nitwit Niro's bizarre toddler ego must always be stroked

oh the things that catch people's attention Batmasterson Gene Barry George and Corstold says Gene Barry I think and Leah New York agrees Gene Barry from Sylvie

Anent P. Donald in Heat I predict either deaths or at the very least serious medical consequences during Trump's speech It's going to be 107

And he's going to give a long speech To show I can do anything With the venue having only two exits People not permitted to leave Or bring in chairs or food or water No chairs, no shade No coolers, that is a break With previous tradition

Democratic and Republican president Regardless Sylvie says They're going to be dropped bodies. But at this point, and I confess this sounds incredibly cruel, but we're talking about self-inflicted wounds, won't the only people who show up for that be maggots, or won't it be a broad majority of maggots? Because I don't think people with good sense will show, especially because you have to stand there and run the risk of heat stroke.

Yeah, you're right. Reverbo says Batman Asterson had a little Derringer on his gun belt. Nuddy, huh? Cray, cray. And, of course, he went on to become a celebrated author. But not just D.C., everywhere. Be careful in the heat. I've learned some hard lessons over the last few years.

I used to kind of revel in it. I've talked about how I loved growing up in the intense, humid heat of Alabama. I mean, as a kid, we'd get 114 degree days. You know, not for very long, but we'd get some. But 90s with insane humidity, it was pretty common. I had a job. Oh, golly, my first summer home from college. I had a job laying out rolls of sod for some new soccer fields that were going in.

And it was brutal. I roofed in that heat, but time does catch up with you. And I have big brimmed floppy hats, and I wear them because I respond differently to heat now. And being out in bright sun is not. a great idea for me. So by all means, everybody, please be careful. And use your sunscreen, and you have to put it on repeatedly. My son works in this heat, does landscaping. It does a pretty good job of it, too. Proud of him. But his mother and I constantly reinforced to him. hydrate, hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.

He wrote me earlier today, messaging me, telling me that he was driving his private personal vehicle with his co-workers in it because, unlike the company truck, it has air conditioning. And this is the time for, you know, this is when landscaping companies make their money. But Jesus, it's brutal. Fireworks waste, Lee in New York, says, will enough fall into the reflecting pool to kill the algae? Hell, maybe it may actually provide nutritional support for more algae. Fireworks residues are, I would imagine they're a bit similar to fertilizers. When you think about what goes into gunpowder.

And let's check in with the, like I said, the maggots can't ever be happy. They're pissed off about the 14th Amendment ruling that the 14th Amendment is what the 14th Amendment says it is. I wish they'd ruled that way back in 2024 with regard to the plain language of the 14th Amendment relative to insurrectionists, but, well, we can't have everything now, can we? Enter Pastor Joel Webbin, who back on June 29th went to X and posted an excrement of the Handmaid's family. me COVID Barrett. Her family is multiracial.

She and her master, because after all, she's a handmade, and she has to get hubby's permission because she's a submissive Christian lady. But she and her husband adopted two black children.

And so this maggot pastor said, because of an interracial family, my grandchildren may not get to have a country. Adopting children of another race nationality is biblically permissible, and in some cases may even be commendable. The real problem is that women make great mothers, not civil magistrates.

This didn't sit well with John Podhoritz, who called out Webbin, W-E-B-B-O-N, and said, Wow. You are actively evil. And the fact that you minister to a flock is a tragedy for your community and all of humankind. Over at the Atlantic, Adam Serwer, said, what's crazy is that this is obviously extremely racist, but it's also still euphemism. What he means is if he ever has to see someone who isn't white, he doesn't have a country. It's not about rights or citizenship, but race purity, which even edge lords are still queasy about expressing directly. Are they, Adam, really? Have you tuned in to a Nick Fwentes podcast lately?

Their model of rights is we are opposed when denied the right to be racial overclass. And Weben, of course, no surprise, who, by the way, has not addressed himself to the nuptials between Fappy Thomas and Gin-soaked Jin-Gin. Webbin says that interracial marriage is outside of God's normative. design. Norm! Jesus wept. Jesus, the brown guy, wept. Of course, our little nut,

Megan Kelly. Of course Jesus was white. Given time, they will always tell us who they really, really are. And I don't know quite what to make of this, but, you know, at one point, Fox was trying to cover up the fact that there was nobody at the Great American State Fair.

But now it seems like they're trolling nitwit Nero. And it pissed him off something fierce because they're showing like flyover, you know, drone footage. I don't know if it's drone footage, but flyover footage of the Great American State Fair, which is for the most part

decidedly unpolluted by human beings Bill Hammer and some attack blonde were on the set for the hilarity so this just in from Peter McMahon he said the sports team meaning our team should check out the file

that Messi committed in an earlier game it was almost exactly the same and he didn't even get a yellow card it was clumsy it was accidental Oh, and by the way, yeah, the maggots are shitting their pants over the U.S. striker getting red-carded out of the game, which means unless the red card is withdrawn, he'll be on the bench against Belgium, who in the past has sent the United States packing from the World Cup. And they, good God, the American side plays like they think they're playing tackle football. but that's what they're grunting about there.

That's what happened in the U.S. It wasn't about. Good analysis, Peter. We appreciate that. By the way, that player who was allegedly injured in that incident, stayed in the game. They never even... It probably went out to.

And the entire time that they're sitting there, the backdrop is the mall. You can, for instance, see what I think is the dome of the National Gallery of Art. the Washington monument in the far background, the big stupid Ferris wheel, we've got a Ferris wheel too in West Virginia. Two million dollars that we spend on it when we don't have clean water for tens of thousands of West Virginians.

Can't find the missing foster kids. Oh, wow. What's a lost foster kid or 100 or two or three? when there's a ferris wheel to be put up but it's no it's it's it's people people are staying away in droves uh very freedman who has been on this program pointed out the fairgrounds look like a prison yard with grass

I need to look him up but we haven't talked in a while oh and big thanks thank you thank you Vincent Vince thank you so much we just made more progress on the No More Holes Challenge, courtesy of Routes. We're getting closer and closer to matching it. We're down to $1,023 to go.

$1,023. Thank you, Vince. Thank you so, so much. And you stay cool. But then again, you live there, so you know. You know how to stay cool in the heat. Oh, the best quip, I mentioned Hemunt Meta from the Friendly Atheist earlier. Well, he had a comment about the vast emptiness of the mall.

Maybe they got raptured. Have you ever considered that? And this is true. I've seen this in the real world. A writer and researcher named Jim Stewardsen observed, on a summer day at 10 a.m. When the Air and Space Museum or the Natural History Museum opens, There are hundreds of people outside waiting to get in.

To empty out the mall this thoroughly is only possible by enclosing it and putting armed guards at the entrance. They fuck up everything. My favorite there on the mall is the National Gallery of Art. I love the Renaissance Room, the paintings by Giorgione and there's a raphael in there. and of course the only Leonardo in the new world is there. Jevre. Jennifer. And the first time I saw her, I was like,

oh my God, that's my daughter! Because she looks like doodle. But, yeah, it's always busy there. There's people going up and running, kite surfing. That was the term, I think, Jeremy told me. There are vendors all over the place. Now, you want to talk about being warm. Take a walk through the botanical gardens in weather like this.

I think micro thunderstorms actually form in there. But the mall and deace, and it's all free. And no one could fuck it up like this, but the maggots. He's literally ruined the 4th of July for countless. tens of thousands of people. Okay, for those of us who are old enough to remember, anybody? Remember when Nancy Reagan attacked the Beach Boys for their demonic rock and roll music back in the 80s? I think that year it had the summary effect of band in Boston because more people turned out to hear the Beach Boys.

since Nancy just say no Reagan had said that it was devil music. I remember. I don't know why we can't get Benny Goodman to play the Fourth of July. Now that's some real music right there. That's what that is. Jude, you take care of yourself, dear.

And even a place with his lovely acclimat is the great Northwest. You still have to be careful of the sun. And don't pay any attention to that influencer in Ohio who says, The sun is our friend. The sun loves us. The sun doesn't want to give us cancer. Sunblood. Sunscreen gives you cancer.

Jesus. So it's all falling apart. I share Sylvie's concerns. I'm afraid people will be dropping like flies. There's those flies again. Hopefully there's no screw worms involved. But again, I suspect it'll only be maggots who show up.

Good God, for the size of the fireworks display they claim to be putting up, you can probably sit at a sidewalk cafe outside the mall and have access to ice cold lemonade or beer or, you know, a shandy, beer with lemonade. and watch the fireworks go up. They'll be doing them a couple of miles one direction from the mansion here and a couple of miles in the other direction. Like I said, I'm going to spend my time with the babies and hope that they aren't overly. Well, I hope they're not traumatized at all, but I know better. This ain't their first Fourth of July. or New Year's, or any other time that the ginormous explosives tents go up.

Because here in West Virginia, we can use the real good stuff, the mortars, that really go boom. Ah. Well, that's the program. For this Thornin' The Side Thursday, the second day of July. Thanks, everybody. Thanks to each and every one of you who share your precious finite time engaging in the program in whatever manner you choose. Thanks to our challenge makers.

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I hope they tassel out and the bees come and all of that. No, thanks, Roger, Jeremy. Thank you to our news and inches. Thank you, Ms. Micah, for the post at Blue Sky. Remember at headon.live, the blue sky account, if you want to get the link to the tune that Paul from Parts Unknown sent along, it seems to be the theme song for the shitty timeline we're on, chaotic, stupid forever.

It's there. Micah has put it up at head-on.com.combe on Blue Sky. Thanks, Brother Deacon Asa, for all you do. And thanks for the food porn. It's inspiring. who I want to make some of that marinade. The Brother Deacon keeps the packets passing and stream streaming. And loves to see the remarks and the comments you make on the various podcasting platforms.

Thanks, Emily, for the intro. Thanks to the hardest working, bravest people. I know the folks at Cold River Mountain Watch, CRMW.net, over a quarter century at the forefront of the struggle for human rights and environmental justice in Appalachia and a proud union shop. Please stay safe out there. be careful in the heat and uh well if miss lindsay approaches you saying them commies is going to take your air conditioning from you and then whatever will i do when i get all hot and perspicacious on the fainting couch down at the family estate of smoldering chode whatever shall i do avoid him like the plague

because he is and always always always always Gina and Wayne, it's all for you. Talk to you a little bit, Victoria. Later.