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The password is simile.
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Yeah, hi, I'm Roxanne.
Like I said, we're at weeks end and a little bit of housekeeping to take care of from yesterday.
I hope I didn't scare anybody.
But we got to about 7.30 p.m. Eastern Daylight time.
And I wasn't feeling real good.
I was feeling bad
I had been
I had been
begun to experience
a really nasty headache
and kind of some nausea
sorry not going
I'm really not going after dinner
in the Eastern Daylight time zone
I felt yucky
and then as I mentioned
toward the end of the program I started smelling
something burning
and this is a
well next year this house will turn
90 years old.
And she is showing every bit of it.
And so, you know, fire is always a concern.
And so I shut the show down early and made sure, you know, nothing here was going wrong.
And it wasn't.
No, it turned out I was being gassed by the Confederates next door,
who apparently waited.
until the sun went down to start burning a lot of plastic.
And I know everybody knows what burning plastic smells like, and it's not good for you.
And so that's what that was.
And it took the better part of the night to make me feel better.
I actually went out and went down to the settlements for a little bit to get a quick bite.
and also for, what, change of the atmosphere?
I just wanted to breathe something that didn't stink of burning toxic chemicals.
And so, I mean, that was what occasioned the early stop yesterday.
It was gross, it was disgusting.
Realistically speaking, it was illegal as hell.
But, you know, these are the same people who gasped me in the studio during the winter.
with their coal-fried, their coal-fried furnace.
It just happens to be there on the side of the house where the,
where the, where the exhaust is for the little floor unit heat pump.
So that's what that was about, and I apologize.
I'd actually wanted to share something with the community before yesterday's program ended,
and that's the source of today's password, namely simile.
But before I get too far into things, every program here at the Horn begins with gratitude,
and this program is no different, so consequently thanks go out.
to our second day of the month's subscribers via PayPal.
And that means thank you ever so kindly to Dana over in Ohio.
Thank you, Dana.
I appreciate it so much.
And that makes sure that we're not a goose egg for today, too.
And meets 20 out of the $25 of Ralph's challenge from yesterday.
And thanks as well to Ralph's.
And thanks to Kim in New York and George in Coors Gold.
Thank you all for being partial sponsors of the program.
So where are we?
We are at $530 because yesterday was a goose egg.
We're at $530.
And we've got Bruce and Karen's Memorial Challenge still on the table,
courtesy of Ralphs and an anonymous Internet friend
who put up the matching money for it.
So if we can raise that $530, $10 at $53, $1 at $5.30, 2 at $265.
Oh, dear, 4 at $1302.250.
And I can't cipher much beyond that.
Yeah. Well, thank you, Jeremy.
Jeremy just finished off Raps' challenge from yesterday,
so that means we're actually now down to $480 to meet the Bruce and Karen's Memorial Challenge,
and that will bring us to even as we go into the first weekend of October.
So thank you very kindly.
The PayPal button is.
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I'll be going to the
to the
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post office box tomorrow morning
over in Beckley.
And I think there are a couple of checks waiting there.
And thank you to
Brandon and Fennell.
Thank you so very kindly.
So,
fingers crossed
$480
gets turned into
$600
with the challenge
so
yes
thank you
now about that password
simile
like I said
before I got gassed out of the studio yesterday
I had gotten
a
really nice
note
from Mike and Cascadia.
And I love it when you all take a moment to share your deeper thoughts.
It means a lot and it adds a lot to the conversation.
And what I got from Mike and Cascadia was an email with the subject line, Nazis in Amsterdam World War II.
Mike writes, I'm currently reading Amsterdam, A Brief Life of the City by Gert Mach.
I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly.
Over the last few days, I've progressed through Amsterdam's history to the World War II era
and what happened to the Amsterdam Jews during the Nazi occupation.
Reading through this section, I've continually drawn parallels to what is happening here in the U.S.
It's not a good picture.
See? Simile.
and a quick digression.
During the 1990s when Newt Gingrich was running amok,
I remember thinking that the GOP was never going to moderate or relent
and I had the thought that they were capable of boundless horrors.
Back to Amsterdam and the Nazis.
From the book, quote,
Nor can it be denied that the German occupiers displayed great cunning,
what appeared at first to be little more than mild herring,
harassment turned out to have been but a prelude to the final solution.
The displacement of Amsterdam's Jews was not achieved in a single action, but by a process of uprooting, intimidation,
marginalization, and isolation that was established step by step.
The chief means of this was not physical violence, but the insidious power of bureaucracy.
The first steps were prohibiting Jews from working at certain professions and banning Jewish pupils from schools.
It progressed to banning Jews from appearing in public events, and unemployed Jews were sent to labor camps.
All the Jews were soon sent to ghettos and forced to wear the Jewish star.
Then the trains started running like clockwork to Auschwitz.
Gert Mock wrote that for most of the occupation, the Nazis posted no more than 60 officers in Amsterdam.
He wrote that it has been determined that the Netherlands,
in the Netherlands that 500,000 Dutch citizens collaborated and helped the Nazis.
There was a Dutch railways engineer that drove the train back and forth for years
between Amsterdam and Auschwitz.
Municipal clerks stamped Jew on Jewish ID cards.
Amsterdam University collaborated by firing all their Jewish professors.
Amsterdam city workers confiscated the bikes and radio.
of Jews. It goes on and on.
When Amsterdam was liberated in 1945, only 5,000 of the 80,000 Amsterdam Jews were alive.
The resistance was there in Amsterdam, and they had successes, but measured against the horrors and crimes
committed by the Nazis and collaborators, it wasn't enough.
I'm afraid we would do the same here. Trump and the GOP have been normalized a bit
by bit, and it keeps getting worse.
On a small scale, every time we ship an immigrant to some hellhole,
it might as well be shipping that human being to Auschwitz.
There's nothing uplifting here.
The only hope is that we stand up.
History, however, might say we won't do it, or it won't be enough.
Sorry to be a ray of fucking sunshine today, Robin.
No worries, Mike.
sometimes raise of well sometimes we need these little reality checks and we need them more than we know and the thing is i think
you know what you mention about the the bureaucracy and the day-to-day and the ordinary and the uh what the uh the uh just the normality of it
the
quotidian
nature
of this kind of evil
there are obvious parallels
in the United States
and if we are
wildly
even more successful than we dare dream
in reclaiming this country
from its
bloody horrifying slide into
to fascism, excuse me, fascism, and drag governance back from constitutional collapse where we now find ourselves,
there will still be behind it all, a litany of horror, and, yes, death, murder.
Because fascism is always a criminal enterprise, and that is where we are right now.
Another thing from yesterday that I wanted to take a moment for came in the form of a note from other friends of the program.
The note had to do with a new piece by Tom Hartman.
The subject line, and the reason I bring this up is because this follows on the story.
the heels of our conversation with our recent conversation with Clarence, who was on the road
down in Val d'Ast, Georgia, and talked some about his recent vacation that he spent visiting
family in Balmer and in Philadelphia. And if you heard that program, you heard Clarence talking
about the fact that he talked to folks he knew and, you know, some
some fellas younger by a bit than him.
Happy birthday again, Clarence.
You know, guys in their 40s
who were completely convinced
that Trump was going to send everybody
a check for $5,000.
And Clarence painted a rather terrifying
thought painting
of people
actually trying to negotiate
to negotiate money in advance
from shady characters
under the explicit promise to pay it back when
their check from Donald Trump
came in.
Oh, Jesus.
And, of course, that goes to the
$5,000.
You know, all you have to do is keep the Republicans
in charge, and I'll send everybody
$5,000. That's me, honest John,
honest Don.
and so with that is prelude
that's immediately what I thought of when I saw this note
from our friends
the Hartman article talks about
$500 checks
that are about to go out to about a million
Americans
of course
bearing
Tangerine Tiberius's
signature
and supposedly they are rebates from what the Maggot Hore, I mean, White House says were overcharged Affordable Care Act marketplace fees,
but they claim the Biden administration collected and never gave back.
They stole it. They stole that money.
It is, of course, a brazen lie.
what it winds up being is that the money comes from unspent funds from nitwit Nero's first term in office
when they didn't when they when they when they did not when they didn't spend money that was already appropriated
that had been earmarked for advertising and enrollment assistance,
and that worked out to about a billion unused dollars.
And so now these checks are going to arrive in the weeks before the election,
and you can bet your ass where they're going.
I'm sure they'll go, a lot of them will go to Tikes ass,
and maybe Ohio, possibly Maine,
places where senators are in deep shit.
And as I mentioned yesterday,
I've already received notice that my health insurance
is going to go up to about $500 or more dollars a month,
which means I'm going back to being a member of the uninsured
as of January 1.
But these are bribes.
This is naked, crooked, criminal electioneering
via misappropriated monies.
And, well, everything's a con.
Just like they're running taxpayer-funded ads
touting the nitwit-wit-Nero administration,
These are $500 taxpayer-funded bribes.
They are the financial equivalent of passing out pints of four roses out of the trunk of an automobile on Election Day.
And you've got to come back and report you voted, and then they'll give you your pint of four roses.
And the only hope is that it winds up being like a grenade.
blows up in his face.
Leah in New York says
$5,000 checks from Honest John.
Half true about the source.
He's not honest.
He is, however, a John.
Ah, okay.
And from Cynthia in the Bay Area.
Happy Friday, Cynthia.
By the way, how did the smoked chicken legs
work out?
Those had to be yummy.
Cynthia says, and to go along with what you're reading,
Aaron in the morning is reporting that Leon Scum, space Nazi,
is calling for the death sentence for anyone providing gender-affirming care.
Talk about a fucking Nazi.
Yeah, there he is, and there's some other Leon Scum news,
and some other Aaron in the morning news.
We've talked a lot about AI of late,
and a recent article has pointed,
it out that a great deal of Aaron in the Morning's writing is now not written by Aaron in the Morning.
It is in fact, and instead, written by an AI and contains the kind of mistakes you would expect from AI.
At this point in time, it doesn't even sound like her own voice.
And just as a reminder, when you use...
use AI. It is not victimless. It is not without harm. AI is fundamentally extractive on multiple levels. It is powered by extracted energy from extractive industries. And it also runs on the extracted energy.
creative content
of
people who really
wrote things that were
stolen
from the internet
by the billionaires
weenies
to
teach their
large language
models
Cynthia adds
and Etna announced to me
the other day that they're ending my Medicare Part D drug plan at the end of the year.
Be sure I never signed up for Aetna.
I signed up for SilverScript.
Then Etna bought it, and now they're shutting it down.
The smoked chicken legs were wonderful.
Mmm, yummy.
I'm glad to know that part.
But what you're experiencing is not different from what I think a lot of other people are going to see.
like I said, I'm seeing it, because the health insurance plan that I've been on for the last two years has been canceled.
And who knows what kind of gumball machine or Jim Crack policy I'll be offered.
I'm sure it will have absolutely no care for women like me.
And in point of fact, I would not be surprised at some point of this.
this malfeasant
fascist gang of thugs
simply declares that it is
illegal to ensure
a trans person. After all,
Leon Scum is calling
for the death penalty for anyone providing
gender affirming care.
Well, in other words, he's saying that he wants to
murder some insurance company executives.
Last I checked, they prosecuted Luigi for doing that,
but, well, he wasn't mad about gender-affirming care,
just about the way he had been mistreated by the for-profit health insurance industry.
Aaron in the morning on AI from Cynthia?
Fuck. Can I believe what Aaron in the morning reports then?
You just have to read it carefully.
and draw your own conclusions.
I'm not saying she's bad.
I'm not saying she's bad.
I'm saying that, well,
she reached a level of fame
where she needed to strong language,
where she needed to cheat
in order to keep up with the workload
she had created for herself.
She has since hired another report,
probably somewhere in the $60,000 to $70,000 a year range,
which means that she is bringing in some nice coin.
At one point in time, she answered a question about writing for a trans audience.
She is, in fact, the leading journalist on issues for trans people.
And she actually said, oh, I'm not writing for a trans audience.
I'm writing for the cis families of trans people so they can better understand.
Take that for what it is.
Because among other things, it's hard to find the decent coverage of trans issues.
For instance, you certainly can't trust the New York Times.
They burned their credibility to the ground a long time ago,
pretty much the same for the Bezos Post.
There just aren't a lot of trans.
people on
journalism staffs
around the country. They certainly don't have
any
trans anchors
on CNN or MS now.
They could use one.
MS now.
Your humble hostess is raising
her hand.
And I don't
is there even
is there even a trans person
on the LGBTQ channel?
on the serious radio?
I don't know.
I mean, I'm not going to say only.
There's a lot of trans content out there being produced.
The problem becomes one of sort of ghettoizing oneself.
And that's why I have ever since December the 31st, 2020.
I've made a point not to let that topic.
take over this program because everything else that we talk about here affects cis lives, trans lives, straight lives, gay lives, bi-lives, queer lives, asexual lives, questioning lives.
because any struggle for rights
is a struggle for human rights.
That's at least just where I am.
Lee in New York says,
writing with AI,
when what AI rights disagrees with the truth,
the truth is wrong.
I'm sorry, Lee, you're correct.
From Ralph's, a post from Democratic,
underground. Tommy
Tuberville
Routts notes is an idiot.
He posted
the Michigan Democrats just voted to send a terrorist
to the Senate. Abdul
Raqlan Mohammed El-Said
is a radical Islamist who will do everything he can to destroy
America. That's what he said back when
Abdul El-Said won the
Michigan Senate primary.
He was corrected
by a woman named
Ariana Jasmine who said, born in Detroit to Egyptian
immigrant parents, Dr. Abdul-El Sayad,
is a Rhodes Scholar with two
doctorates who became Detroit's
youngest ever health director at age 30
before going on to teach epidemiology
at Columbia University. Calling him a radical
Islamist makes you look stupid, not him.
And of course, Tommy the Tuber doesn't have to
try to make himself look
stupid, Tommy the Tuber
just is.
God
damn if he is. He is
the dumbest man in the United States Senate
and if there was like a homecoming
court of dumbest man in the Senate
and a
dumbest homecoming queen in the Senate
it would be Tommy the Tuber
standing there with his little
derpy
derpy crown on right next to
Marsha Gedness
bloodthirsty Blackburn
in her
burlap sack homecoming queen Tennessee gown standing right next to him.
Mm-hmm.
Thanks, Ralphs.
Thanks so much.
Yeah, don't care.
I hate getting ads in my email from YouTube.
They want me to buy NFL Sunday ticket for just $30 a month for the next eight months.
And, you know, no, I don't have $30 a month for the No Fun League.
And just apropos of nothing, because we've got a lot to get into this evening.
But I just got a spam from the White House.
Apparently, Nitwit Nero is going to visit a place in Balmer on October 6th called Andurral Industries.
I could not care less, but Andural Industries, A-N-D-U-R-I-L, really?
Another misappropriated term from J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth universe?
I mean, check me on that, Lee, but, yeah, wasn't that the sword that was broken and hastily re-glued or something?
Yeah.
Okay, well, that's good.
Good to know.
Thank you, Ralph, serving as the Horn Ad Hoc trans people in broadcast journalism research department.
Colorado Public Television has Eden Lane, a TV host and reporter.
Nora J.S. Reichert is a reporter for Local 5 News, WIOI TV in Iowa.
India Willoughby, a British broadcaster, who became the first open.
transnational television news reader in the UK at Channel 5 News.
Bernie Wagonblast, an American Transportation journalist,
podcast host and radio personality.
He's known for providing the automated transit voices for the New York City subway and air train networks.
And Marvia Malik.
First openly transgender news anchor on television in Pakistan on Coenure News.
Thanks for letting me know about that.
I probably need to gine up with the transjournalists association.
A professional organization founded to foster the careers of gender expansive journalists.
I never felt particularly gender expansive, but I definitely am who I am who I am.
Thank you, Ralphs. That's handy. That's good to know.
And then there's another article, 20 LGBTQ news anchors and journalists changing our worldviews.
I presume your humble hostess is not on that list.
That's okay. Once upon a time, 20 years or so ago, I was, in fact, a member of the Talkers Magazine Frontier 50 of podcast hosts,
when everybody and their cousin didn't have a podcast.
You got spam from the White House, Lee, said.
Was it made with imported inferior mystery meat?
Signed, Lee, snarky in New York City.
Hopefully not.
It's not like I'd open it or fry it,
although I have had a weird hankering for fried spam lately.
Go figure.
You really got to get the reduced sodium version, though,
because, God, the salt and spam,
holy smokes.
But it's good.
Aw.
That's cute.
Want to smile, Ralph's sent along.
Watch as Mom Dani holds hands with Curtis Sliwa as he gets a flu shot.
Oh.
And apparently Curtis Slewa has been decent about Mom Dani's victory.
I can hold your hand.
What happens if I faint when you give me a shot?
You know how many people faint when they get a shot?
Really?
Oh, my God.
Right or wrong?
Hope gods, right?
Oh, if they see blood.
If they see blood, oh.
I got you.
You know how many shots I've gotten over the years?
I'm like a peat pushing.
I'm going to roll this up a little bit more, okay?
Is that right?
Oh, well.
Got to get it into the needy part of it.
the arm.
By fame.
He'll resuscitate you.
This will be embarrassing.
It could have been fine, Curtis.
We got our deputy mayor for Health and Human Services over there.
She can bring you back.
CPR in first day, right?
Come up beautiful one.
And, you know, bear in mind, Curtis Sleeva is a good Republican.
And yet, there he is, getting a vaccine.
A little different than...
How do you like that, sports fans?
Yeah, I've been in many e-Rs, unfortunately, on the gurney.
Congratulations.
He did grab up.
Yeah, and he didn't even faint.
Anybody here in the Horn family community congregation
prone to fainting at an injection or a blood draw?
I've just had sadgam many of them.
I mean, it's no biggie.
and of course I've been self-injecting for years now once a week.
So, yeah.
Anyway, you know, the article from Mike in Cascadia about Amsterdam during the Second World War
reminded me of an article that I saw earlier today about one of one of the,
of nitwit Niro's dearest supporters.
A man named Maximo Alvarez,
who runs a restaurant in Dural, Florida,
which is, of course, is right there near Nitwit Niro's tacky,
bedbug-infested golf motel,
Trump National Dural Miami Resort
Upon inviting Nitwit Niro to visit his restaurant
Alvarez said
Come to the restaurant
I just want to be loyal to you
And in an article at the bulwark
Adrian Carasquillo
went down to check in on the restaurant
Yeah
The restaurant is
El Arepaso.
One employee estimated an 80% drop in business
with the employee telling
Carrasquillo,
people are scared to come out and visit.
When we make specials, sometimes we have to throw them out
because they go bad.
People are staying away in droves
because, of course, well, it's two-pronged.
Why would you want to give your money to someone
who just wants to be loyal
to a pedophile and an adjudicated sexual abuser of women
and a 34-tives convicted fraud felon.
There's that.
But there's also what Nitwit Nero's mass deportation policy
as executed by hairless Hadrick, namely mayonnaise-mouth Stephen Mueller,
has done
to that part of South Florida.
Carrasquillo,
writing today at the bulwark,
said, I went to Dural this past week to see,
and what I saw was a ghost town,
a shell-shocked version of its former glory.
Once a hub of Venezuelan and South Florida culture,
the place seemed subdued,
sapped of the energy, vibrancy, and music
that had been so prominent during my previous visits.
Yeah.
immigrant communities are good for America.
They provide a vibrancy and a liveliness.
And going on, Carasquillo said that
Durrell went Trump by 23 points in 2024
and then added
even Trump's cherished places
are not immune
from the chaos.
he's unleashed.
So the people who have not yet been deported are in hiding,
reminiscent of Amsterdam.
And the nature of the economy is such that everybody,
regardless of ethnicity, regardless of age,
is struggling just to keep the bills paid.
On the other hand,
Carasquillo reported today that yesterday,
Tom Manho,
The borders are, who accepted a brown paper bag full of bribe money,
and never even had to give it back,
talking about mass deportation said,
Wait until you see what we do next year.
Ah, Tom Manho.
Wait till you see what we do once we throw you filthy fascists out.
Yeah, it makes me think that after the program this evening,
I need to fire up my playlist and listen to one of my favorite punk bands.
You know, you know,
Milanese filling station.
Yeah.
And acting completely on brand,
I'm sure by now you've read about the horrors of the Cornell University fraternity gang rape.
You can look it up on your own.
the details are just sickening and horrifying and for some people triggering.
Well, yesterday, New York Governor Kathy Hokel signed an executive order that appointed the Attorney General of New York, Letitia James,
whom nitwit Nero hates with the heat of the white, and I do mean white,
hot heat of a thousand sons because she has been an implacable foe of him and his
criminality and so today heading off to Marine One he was bound for
Alabama and by the way that's another thing look where he's been campaigning a president
who's in trouble at the midterms doesn't go campaigning in in places that are
down. But lo and behold, there he was, campaigning at a Peterbilt factory. Peterbilt, how's yours?
Old joke. In takes ass, and then crossing the Red River to campaign in Oklahoma Stan,
showing just how desperate the battle is to save the miserable hide of the, of the
misanthropic
gollum
that he created
in Ken Paxton
and so
today he was on his way
to Mobile Alabama
again
a place where he
shouldn't have to worry
but even in the
gerrymandered district there
that was specifically
gerrymandered to get rid
of a member of Congress
a Democrat an African-American man
named Shamari Figures
well figures is
actually holding his own at the latest reporting and nitwitnero has to go to mobile to try to eke
out of victory in a gerrymandered district.
Worry some more, canckel's Caligula. Come on, little piece of plaque. And so as he was headed
to Marine One today to go and get on Air Force One to fly down to Mobile, Alabama, which I'm
sure he thinks is mobile. Somebody asked him what he thought about Kathy Hokel signing the executive order.
And this is what followed.
Cornel Rapeachian Matisha James. Well, Latisha James is a corrupt person. She's totally corrupt, and I can't imagine it.
And I feel badly for whoever she's looking at because they won't get a fair shake.
Lettishi James is a corrupt person.
Yeah, so that was Fox, and the audio was terrible because there was no pool coverage.
Yeah, like I said, totally on brand.
Nitwit Niro feels sorry for a group of frat boys from an Ivy League school
who are alleged to have gang raped a woman
with the local authorities trying to sweep it under the rug
until the woman stepped forward and sued.
And now there is a movement toward something resembling accountability.
But even so, there are still people saying,
but what about these brilliant young men's happy future?
Don't care.
I sincerely could not care less.
And beyond not caring less, I would just like for her to have justice.
And I hope that takes in the civil case, I hope that takes the form of a whopping big jury money verdict.
And in the case of the rapists, well, I read a story that a couple of them have already been let go from firms that hired them.
You remember the swimmer that everybody was worried about who raped a girl?
And everybody.
Yeah, but what about his career?
Apparently, he's changed his name a couple of times, and he gets hired here and there.
And then the next thing, you know, somebody finds out, oh, that's the rapist.
Okay, yeah, and then he gets fired again.
Uh-huh.
But nitwit Niro sympathizes with the rapists.
Tadda?
Anyone surprised?
No? I didn't think so.
Yes, I do mean convicted rapist Brock Turner.
Brock Allen Turner, Micah, who then changed his name to Alan Turner
and was found out to be the rapist, convicted rapist, Alan Turner.
May it follow him to the end of his days?
Of course, I'm sure Marcia.
Goodness, Blackburn has never...
Caldered. What he needs is electrocuted in Tennessee. We're going to fire up old Sparky again,
and I'm going to flip the switch myself. Ooh, I'm going away. It's going to be so fun. Yeah.
So, like I said, we've got plenty to talk about as we go into the Friday on the front porch portion of the program,
but a little bit of time before that. Oh, and I saw some, you know,
humorous quip saying that the vulgar statement by the DUI hire whiskey Pete Kegbreath over at the Pentagon of, let's see, what is it?
No fetties, no trannies, no beardoes, no weirdos, that that was also his grinder profile.
Ha.
Betty's got one.
But that how weird it is to say no weirdos,
when you've just appointed
Leon Scum,
Space Nazi,
to help you
predict
what war
will be like
in the future.
You don't need Leon Scum
or Peter Thiel or any of those other
pasty-faced,
doughy, waxen-looking
pale creeps
to tell you what that is.
All you've got to do is look at Ukraine.
Or look at what it.
Iran did our bases in the Middle East.
That's what war is going to look like in the future.
Wholesale slaughter, primarily focused on drone warfare.
If you think about it, it kind of renders the idea of something like an infantry.
Absolute.
Unless you start armoring up the infantry in, I mean, I don't, I don't, I don't,
I don't think you can make human beings oblivious to the force of a massive explosive blast.
And so the infantry just becomes drone sponges.
But as Mother Russia has shown us in Ukraine, they're not just going after troops.
They're going after daycare centers.
They're going after civilians trying to do their grocery shopping.
And then, of course, there's also Israel showing us the way.
with munitions supplied by the United States
in their genocide in Gaza, their assault on the West Bank,
and their horrors perpetrated
as they attempt to expand Magna Israel
into the country of Lebanon.
And Leon Scum is going to tell Whiskey Pete what.
But Leon Scum, meanwhile, well,
we've got a little bit of
tawdry
celebrity gossip here
he has just shed
another baby mama
mm-hmm
Sivan Zillis
she's a baby mama
to three of his
is it three or four of his spawn
she's a tech executive
and the world found out
that
well
Leon stopped following her on
social media, which is how the techno dwebes indicate that they've had a seventh grade breakup.
And so, in an obvious bit of grief and trying to be the bigger person, that does not take a lot when you're dealing with Leon Scum, space Nazi,
Baby mama 9, 10, 12, 14.
So, yeah, that's four kids.
Yeah, there's twins, Strider and Azure, as well as a daughter named Arcadia,
and a son named Selden, who was born early in 2025.
I'm sure he will try to get custody of those kids away from Chavon Zellis maybe accuse her of trying to, of wanting to trans the children.
But you could almost hear the tinny sounds of the piano playing in the background in the cat house as Chavon Zillis wrote,
It's hard to go from in love to let go in a week with no warning, but that's just how it is sometimes.
Sad face.
I feel happy that I got to show Elon how it feels to be deeply understood, nurtured, and peace.
Loved with stability and gentleness?
God, were you his partner or his mommy?
Ugh, mommy issues.
Given... I'm trying, Micah. Oh, cry me a river, she says.
I'm trying. Can you not hear the catching in my throat?
Given the tumultuous nature of his early life...
Timultuous nature? What, being raised by a millionaire Nazi?
Emerald Minor?
What?
His often tortured soul
and how hard he
fights for humanity.
Oh, please, bitch, what?
Don't brush your hair.
Fights for humanity.
Oh, honey, you're a dumb-dum.
I wanted him to feel the
deepest and most
stable form of love this world can provide.
My heart is full, knowing I got to do that.
I hope it leaves a lasting good effect,
and he doesn't earn loose his spots to kill all humanity.
I added that last part.
We were always his safe space,
a place where all of us were overjoyed to see him,
one that was always full of happiness and love,
not war,
in contrast to his otherwise militant existence,
a needed break from the battlefield where he could,
recharge his heart and soul before heading back at battlefield?
You make it sound like the mini balls are whistling past his fucking ears at Chancellor'sville.
God damn it, Chavon.
What?
I loved being that counterbalancing place of safety.
The sense of calm and love.
Delighted in bringing a smile back to his face when he was down.
Ugly crying.
I will miss him dearly.
I've loved him more than life itself.
And he's taught me a hundred lifetimes of knowledge
and made my cup overflow with life means.
You mean not chlamydia?
So there's a lot of loss, but luckily we created four beautiful little loves of my life.
Whom he doesn't give a shit about, probably hasn't seen any of the four of them for more than a few hours in the last four years.
I'm so grateful for our children, and they make it.
Every single day, the best day of my life.
I do hope and pray.
He and I can be great friends and co-parents.
I'm hurting.
We care deeply about E.
And we'll always be cheering for his happiness.
Godspeed, Elon.
The world is lucky to have you.
You know what that is, right?
that's
Leon, you miserable
Space Nazi
Please don't use your vast wealth
and availability of lawyers
to take me
to court
and steal my babies from me
as Micah points out
and he didn't give two shits about you.
Sucks, don't it?
Geez, girl, have some self-respect.
I mean, God,
get your
Get the other Leon scum baby mamas together, and I don't know.
Have a wine and dine date or something.
Well, you know, Leon, if you start feeling like, you know, lonely or something,
maybe bump that ketamine dose.
Not saying, just saying, it might make you feel better.
Oh, dear.
my performance art sometimes falls flat
Cynthia in the Bay Area says
I'm sorry but vomit
and not the easy kind that goes readily into the commode
I'm talking the projectile hurling kind
yeah like with the dry heaves
where you feel like I don't have anything left
but your toenails and then
I know
it's kind of like a reverse pedicure
Space Nazi whores
that's from Darrell in Houston
and for Darry
in Houston. That whining, Nazi-loving bitch is missing the money.
What kind of self-hating person does it take to even be in the same room with that pathetic pig,
much less except bearing his little forthright brats?
Yeah, his Gits.
Okay, well, thank you, Cynthia. I appreciate that.
No, your performance art was just fine.
Oh, can you imagine Chavon getting older and...
perhaps a little wiser and saying to herself as as Ashley St. Clair has now as she approaches 30.
Ah, I saw him naked.
He glows in the dark.
Nah, she didn't say that, but Don Lemon asked her in the interview.
So, like when y'all made your baby, I mean, did you do it?
regular way or
where there
test tubes and petri glasses
and petri dishes and
dirty magazines for
Elon to look at.
Yeah, you're right.
Ralph's, Leon Scumms,
baby mamas should sue the hell out of him.
The question
is, well, but the thing is you'd probably have
to sue him in takes ass and
there's just not
a lot of justice
going on in takes ass.
Yeah. What else? Because there's so much. Not surprisingly, Eric Pizza Schmidt of Missouri Stan, who is still being mocked mercilessly for his abject stupidity.
Well, he was all set for a new interview.
C-SPAN had booked Pisa Schmidt for a show they host called Ceasefire.
Dasha Burns is the host for that.
She also works for Tiger Beat on the Potomac, Politico.
And he was supposed to be interviewed for a broadcast today.
He was supposed to be alongside Delaware Senator Chris Coons,
according to the Daily Beast.
But Dasha Burns, speaking to her viewers, said,
Now, we should mention that Senator Schmidt was supposed to appear on this program with Senator Coons,
but he pulled out a day after that hearing.
Oopsie.
So they replaced him with Democratic Attorney Bob Bauer, Republican Attorney Ben Ginsberg,
Democratic strategist Joel Payne, and Republican strategist Doug Hay,
to talk about voting rights and election administration.
administration. And
Pizza Schmidt
is still trying to
make it sound like he did something
intelligent. He said,
We had information he was at a basketball game.
Where'd you get that information?
Did somebody feed that to you from the
White House chop shop?
And you believed it.
You dummy.
There was only one NBA game that night
at 730 tip-off, which is why I asked him
if he was in Atlanta. No, you didn't ask
him, dipshit. You outright
said he was and said that, you know, you had him and you warned him about perjuring himself
about not being in Atlanta, Pizza Schmidt.
And it still remains a closely guarded secret where that information came from.
But if I was, if I was a betting girl, yeah, it came from, it came from some dipshit shit head in the Maggot Horde.
I mean, White House.
And this, Reuters.
reporting Friday today
that the ongoing barking and grunting
from the maggots
that voting machines
rigged the 2020 election
this despite the massive judgments already had
by Dominion voting systems and what
ESNS against people who
pushed that big lie
Well, according to Reuters, there was further motive behind the barking and grunting,
because none other than hairless Hadrick, mayonnaise-mouth-miller,
was shrieking for the FBI to come in and seize more voting machines.
After the first attempt flopped.
This is stuff that goes back to about this time last year.
A guy named Jason Wareham, W-A-R-E-H-A-M,
who's the CEO of a contractor named Mojave Research,
gave a briefing to Harlis Hadrick and Susie Wiles, the chief of staff,
and then Director of National Intelligence, Madam Skunkhead Tulsi Gabbard,
and said that he'd found weaknesses in the voting machine systems,
outdated software that could be fixed,
but had not found any evidence of hacking or altered votes.
And that's when Harliss Hadrick said,
I know what, I know what we can do.
We will seize more machines.
Meanwhile, Susie Wiles,
I asked whether the Mojavee research folks,
who didn't cover any new evidence of rigging 2020.
Behind a lot of this was a maggot asshole named Kurt Olson,
a pett fogger from D.C., Washington,
who was one of the driving forces behind the ongoing bullshit claim
that the 2020 election was stolen.
Jesus.
They're not going to stop.
they know that they are in a world of shit
and they will stop at nothing
to try to stem the tide of what we hope
is a massive electoral
disaster for the maggots.
Ralph tells me that according to sources,
the Jack Smith info came from the DOG.
Oh, what do you want?
Well, the FBI is part of the DOJ.
What do you want to bet the source was a bestiality
officiado, Trash Patel.
Unvetted text messages from the Justice Department,
Ralphs tells me.
The unvetted text messages involved the word hawks.
Staff was told that the texts were unvetted.
and of course the staffers
because Republican members of Congress
and their staffs care deeply about women's sports
never stopped to think that the hawks might be
shorthand for the Iowa Hawkeyes
obtained from the Justice Department
all they found of rooting around in the text messages
of how about that
Jack Smith's security team
That would make sense
They probably didn't even have any legal right to it
But they did it anyway
And then, well
Made asses of themselves
Makes me so happy
Let's go over to the old holler tree
And see who is hanging out there
Looks like we've got Jeremy and Roger
okay the conversation has begun
everybody else come on in
we need a rousing
into the week and by the way
yeah we need to raise
480 bucks
if we can do that
it will
the
well Bruce and Karen's
Memorial Challenge will
take the
fundraising gold down to zero
before we get to Monday
the 5th day of October
So thanks in advance to anybody who wants to help out in that regard.
Pretty please.
If you haven't helped in a while, maybe think about doing it now.
And I know how hard times are.
I know how expensive gasoline is.
Jesus, it gives me the horrors, just thinking about having to drive to Beckley tomorrow.
But anyway, hey, Jeremy, what's happening?
I can tell you're in the command again tonight.
I can hear your air conditioning.
It must be warm down there again.
It did. Yeah, it warmed up again.
It was actually running last night, and that's how I wound up getting gassed by the next-door Confederates.
Come on now. You saw my quote about Morgan Freeman. It was funny. Come on now.
What?
Morgan Freeman? What?
Yeah, I said Robin Hood wrote his character. When they're fighting after he comes back on the ship with Morgan Freeman, he gets saved.
And he looks at Morgan Freeman as Robin says, I almost died.
He goes, Sir Robin, you whining a lot.
You're still alive.
He slaps him on the back because he saved him.
So that's all.
There was nobody here to save me, damn it.
I know, I know.
Oh, what a week, what a week.
All the stuff going on.
The Jack Smith stuff was quite funny.
The jokes aren't ending for that Schmidt guy.
He's buried in them.
I still think the funniest thing was.
seeing a Brit's face when she realized her whole line of questioning had just gone down the fucking toilet,
realizing that she was painting them a moron.
Yeah, resting.
Yeah, resting.
Yeah, resting Brit face.
And you can watch the color gray from her face in horror.
Like, oh, my God, what I'm going to say now?
Because she was what just happened.
So that was funny.
A little follow-up.
I told you last week that the DOG had forced the attorney.
general here, but the state police
helps to prosecute
12 clergy for
trespassing in an ice building. It's
normally a misdemeanor. They want
to try to push them with something harder and give them actual jail
time, you know, for the offense of doing
what Jesus said to do, welcome the stranger.
And it turns
out, I wasn't notified that the building I
take care of is government
property. I've said before, it's
home insecurity. It's not ICE.
It's a contracting building, but the building
right across from it is the
actual ice facility.
Next week, there's yellow tape as far as I can see around me right now and all these other
buildings.
I'm out of that building, not another building, but they've taped all the properties because
they've been alerted starting, I think, Sunday through next Sunday.
There's going to be a 24-7 protest at this building.
And they were told they're going to bus people in for this protest.
So this could cause havoc here.
but I think it's mostly in retaliation for what they did to the,
are trying to do to the 12 clergy members.
Good.
You know, they deserve it.
They deserve it.
And I mean, I told the guy, I told him, I said,
I don't disagree with the protesters.
I probably agree with more than, you know,
most people like to think of this, but I do.
I said, but in the end, I don't want to see when to get hurt.
That's what I don't want to see.
I don't want to see guards get hurt.
They're just doing their job.
And I don't want to see protesters get hurt.
Either way. And I hope it doesn't happen, but 24-7, but the way these guys can be sometimes, I mean, there's one time, it's been a while now, I haven't seen this guard, but there's quite a few years ago, we used to be in charge of putting down flags for national events like, you know, deaths and stuff like that or tragic incidents. And one night my boss showed up because he got the notice late to do it to put down the flag, and the flag pulls in front of the building lit up by spotlights with his truck's
headlights on it too.
Go not to change it.
And behind him, he heard click, click.
And someone said, what are you doing on this property?
And he turned around, and from across the street,
one of the hired guards come across with this 45 pointed at his head from behind him.
And you just slowly turn around and said, I'm here to put up the flag or put down the flag
per of our contract.
What are you doing?
And the guy slowly backed away.
But certain people in the industry can be triggered happy.
the part that worries me.
Oh, they've got a case of the paranoids.
So we'll see.
I'm trying to think.
They know what they're doing is wrong,
and it's giving them the yips.
For life, a better word, yep.
That's all I could come up with.
Yes, it does.
And it's...
So we'll see.
Like I said, I hope that nobody gets hurt.
That's all I'm going to say.
Nothing else to say.
about just the wheel's hurt.
Sure.
But it should cause chaos for traffic around for the next week.
It'll be fun.
This is I have to come between these two buildings every day
because I was originally told
effort of the building would be at home,
working from home with their computers,
and then I was told two days later,
there'll be three people here a day,
so you still need to come in.
It's like, oh, great.
That'll be fun.
What else?
I'm trying to think.
Definitely fall here.
Where I'm from,
or the state I was born in
is definitely at peak season now.
My mom and dad went up and chool around.
It's my dad's favorite part of the life
is leaves falling.
This time he loves it, lives for it.
I love seeing them everywhere,
but it's getting here.
Even these parking lots here in
Santa of Vermont are definitely
going from gold and green
to more red tint.
So it's coming.
They'll get a couple more weeks.
They're usually off by Halloween
or a week after or so with a good stiff rain.
so it's coming.
I'm only just now seeing the beginning of some color here.
And, you know, the first colors we get here in Appalachia are generally the yellows.
But we saw them blowing around the road earlier today.
I'll probably be okay because I have a pretty solid set of parents,
and I do make a decent amount of money, so I'll probably be okay.
But I do fear for people on real fixed incomes when it comes to heating their places this winter here.
Heating oil is always higher than diesel.
So it being almost $6 a thing here, it's probably closer to $8 a gallon right now for heating oil.
Most tanks have an average of 250 gallons to fill them.
If you do the math, that's a staggering number for the average person,
let alone someone on a fixed income to fill their tank, even get a half a tank.
and for the most part,
most of the companies around here
require you to get no less than,
I think it's 150 gallons
from you even come to your house.
Oh, Jesus.
I mean, what's that?
It's, people say,
$800 for half a tank?
Yeah, something like that, so yeah.
Oh.
Or, well, little limbolellan or because of seven something.
But, yeah, so it's going to hurt.
And also, just so everyone's well aware,
the Medicaid cuts take effect
right after the election.
which was part of Project 2025 so they can scream the Dems did it.
And also, stress again like I did the other week,
if you're listening, like, everything's fine.
No, get your voter registration checked.
Like I said, two weeks ago, I had the box checked off on mail-in voting for the last six years.
And I never got my primary one.
I couldn't forget what was going on.
So I went and did it in person, which is fine.
No problems.
You know, I live in a small enough town where you can reach over the camera.
and go, that's me on that liner, then they cross you off and say,
thanks for voting, and you walk away.
But nonetheless, I checked my status two weeks ago,
and my status had reverted back to voting in person as if I selected it.
I didn't.
So at some level, it was tampered with and put back to something I did not want.
Whether that was done as a just a sweep by the state, I don't know,
because it wasn't explained.
But it changes things.
So people should check to make sure they weren't completely wiped out of their system.
Well, you know, you are not free, entirely free of maggots in Vermont, Jeremy.
Oh, no, oh, no, no.
You leave the cities.
They're everywhere.
Yeah, I would not be surprised if somebody did something somewhere.
I mean, that's not something that can happen on a federal level.
It's probably strictly a county level.
I'm just thinking people reset.
They didn't white people from the road rolls, but they reset their mail-in option.
I think is what they did.
You know, without saying, oh, well,
word or just hoping you wouldn't notice when you just let's be late just out of curiosity have
you renewed your driver's license or anything in that time frame uh yeah actually i did last
december but i still i think but i didn't have to i've already been registered for a long
time so that shouldn't matter but yes i did and that was uh i think i told you first time where
i told the truth and normally the truth which set you free but it kind of screwed me over
I get a letter within a week saying you need to get a vision check or we'll permanently pull your license.
Right.
Yeah.
We talked about that.
And I wrote back and what do you mean?
It's, well, you said you have diabetes.
Well, yeah, I've had it for 10 years.
What's the deal now?
Well, you admit you have diabetes.
So, you know, shame on you for telling us the truth.
So, but yeah.
But no, I mean, I already selected.
I'm already registered.
I mean, maybe that's what did it.
I don't know.
I guess I'll have to wait and see in four years if it happens again.
Well, that reminds me.
I've let another week go by.
I've got to get in touch with my county clerk
and see if the business with my signature verification has been sorted out.
If you give me about a month, we can sympathize for insurance costs.
Well, I was going to ask you if you'd received any sort of notifications.
I'm sure yours is going to be horrifying.
Open enrollment starts November 1st, I believe, or maybe October 1st here.
Do you have until November 12th or something like that?
No, it's November, just for FYI, it's November 1st to December 15th.
Okay, I was a month off.
I thought it was when I second-guess myself, a figure.
But anyway, yeah, I got a notice saying you can stay in your plan, it can be renewed.
Well, here's the tricky words in that.
Or we can switch these to a likely plan that could be more cost-effective.
I'm afraid of that.
I need to call and talk to them.
but also we were already told prices are going up this year just like last year it won't double but it's probably another 20 percent so they're probably going to push me past $1,400 just to stay where I am
well I was told that for coverage similar to what I have and by similar they mean no care whatsoever for your gender-based needs
it's going to go up by about a third
because I'm paying about $300 a month now
and it's going to go up past $500.
Yeah, I hear you.
And it's something I can't go without
so I can't just say no fucking I'll go without it.
I can't.
So they've got me caught between a rock and a hard place.
And I also, I could go cheaper,
but I've held a higher deductible and pay more in a pocket.
My point is, when I go and get something done, I basically want the fuck you level worse.
You see what I pay?
Shut up and approve it.
And they usually do.
That's why I do it.
To keep myself to fight with them constantly, because I still fight even at that level.
Right.
I mean, it's similar for me.
And when it comes to things like my estrogen, I lost that fight.
I get mine now through good RX.
because my insurance company just said, no, sorry, not on the formulary.
Screw you.
And I bet if you, forgive me for this, I bet if you check Trump RX, it'd be 40% more than what good RX is.
It's the Griff 2.
You've been always saying it's cheaper.
They tackled about 40% more because I checked insulin on that alone.
It was about 40% higher.
Oh, shit, I'd detransitioned before I use Trump RX.
Yes, I understand, but I'm being sarcastic, but I checked it because my buddy who lean,
that way.
I know you don't like him.
And I looked at him sideways and said,
we're not in the same universe.
Like isn't a word I use with Trump.
We're not even close to not liking him.
He said, well, you really should give him a try and show.
Okay, I'll check him for chis and giggles.
And it was 40% more than I pay with my copay.
Of course, because it's a grift.
Right.
Oh, and by the way, I did, I mentioned a little bit ago,
cancels Caligula having sympathy with the rapists,
that has blown up in his face now
and he had to
well he had to get Natalie the harpy
to tripe him out something
him dictating
to her
and by the way again
unpaid product placement
really do yourself a favor
and watch this week's episode of South America
oh god
there's a cameo by nitwit Nero in it, and that's all I'll say.
But, yeah, he had to have Natalie the Harpy do a dictation for him.
Why would the governor of New York, Kathy Hokel, appoint a corrupt prosecutor, Leticia Pekaboo-James,
to represent the state in the highly controversial Cornell University rape case?
because she's at the Attorney General of the State of New York
and we don't want local county politics intruding
on something of this magnitude, dumbass.
God, he's so stupid.
So he's trying to use the indigenous trope against Letitia James
thinking that, you know, what's her face?
It's a native slur.
Is it?
Yes.
I thought it was some sort of, I thought it was some sort of,
I thought it was some sort of African-American slur.
No, that's what he was calling.
What's her face when she claimed she was Native American?
No, he called her Pocahontas.
Okay, well, I'm sure Picamu was native too for some reason.
I think it may be that whether you know it's not a nice term.
He's using a sly slur of some kind, whether it's native or African-Ans.
The only time I've ever heard of someone with that name was a woman Olympic skater.
Skier, skater.
Slahm's skater.
Yeah.
Peekaboo Street, yeah.
I was going to, I'm going to talk about one more geek thing,
and then I'm going to let you go to Roger, whoever else pops in.
Are you in Victoria aware that this week is the last episode of this season of lanterns?
We have an unwatched episode this week's episode.
Is that it?
No, there's one fresh Sunday, so there's two more.
It's nine episodes.
Okay, well, we're probably going to catch up with that.
Yeah, there's only this one and the next one.
There's only two more episodes of Ted Lassau, too.
I know this is a geek talk.
There's probably people watching and can't talk about it.
But what is yours in Victoria's Theorem?
Who Killed How?
That's a slippery, slimy slope if you know the comic books.
What's your theory?
Yeah, I don't know the comic books.
I've tried to just watch and not get brain-rodded.
and after the last episode
we just looked at each other and went
what the fuck
because we were both kind of gobsmacked
well it's not what it looks like
and they've been misleading you the whole season
and let's just say don't be
I haven't seen it but I know how this stuff goes
don't be terribly shocked if he's not really dead
oh I never for a moment thought he was really dead
right so
but anyway
I'm a little behind
I'm going to let you talk to Roger now, and I'll just comment periodically if it need be.
Okay, sounds good, Jeremy.
Oh, hey, Roger.
Howdy, howdy, how are you?
Happy Friday.
Oh, I'm doing all right.
I had a bit of a problem Wednesday afternoon, however.
We taught a class over at the local food for Lane County Farm.
It's in the backyard of the church.
And we were teaching apple pie filling.
which is really nice.
And we had a whole lot of apples.
Everybody took home a full quart jar of apple pie filling
with the clear gel and cinnamon and sugar.
And all you need to do is make a pie crust,
pour the contents of a jar in,
put a top crust on it, pop it in the oven,
and you got yourself an apple pie.
But when we teach these classes,
we take a lot of equipment with us to, you know, pots, pans,
small stoves, et cetera.
But anyhow, the staff down at the office was off at a conference,
so I got designated to be given a key and the code to go in the door
and turn the alarm off so we could put all the crap away.
Well, the first time I've ever done it, I set the alarm off.
Nobody's in the office to help me.
Nothing.
So I made phone calls.
Anyhow, I get a phone call back and finally get the goddamn alarm shut off.
Finish doing everything we were supposed to put away.
Get everybody out.
I sit down, push in numbers, push the right buttons.
That's the alarm.
Buck out the door.
We're all standing around outside, and all of a sudden,
this goddamn red car comes pulling up.
It looked like a fire chief's car, but it wasn't.
It was a security car.
guy gets out, got a 45 strap to his hip, and asks us, what's going on?
And I said, hey, I did it.
I'm at Paul if I did it, you know.
Anyhow, we chatted for a little while.
The end result was he didn't even walk around the goddamn building to see if anything else was there.
He just took my word for the fact that I'd set it off, and I got on the phone with somebody
and managed to find a code to put it on.
you know, we're down there today at the office.
And it turns out, well, all the people I called were all sitting at the same table up in Corvallis, which is about 50 miles north of here.
One of them called me back.
The office manager got a call from the security.
She claims she didn't know what the hell was going on because it came before my phone call came.
And they just decided that, you know, once the.
The secretary called me and got it going that everything would be cool.
They never called the goddamn security back to tell them that, hey, it's okay.
You know, I just kind of pissed me off.
And anyhow, I didn't go to jail, didn't get shot.
Had a nice chat with the guy with the 45 on his hip and everything's cool.
Yeah, good times.
Part of me doesn't like
just a part of me doesn't like dealing with people
that are packing a 45 under hip.
I don't care how nice they seem.
I just...
Yeah, that's creepy as shit.
Anyhow, tomorrow I head over to Mapleton,
which is over on the Oregon Coast,
and we've got a class where we're
handing chicken and making some summer sausage.
Oh, yummy.
Yeah, then I get to talk about different pressure cookers and freeze-drying food and making beef turkey and smoking fish and all the other ways to preserve protein.
And, of course, you're canned tuna.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Well, we've already had our tuna class for the year.
Yeah, I know.
But still, I imagine it's still firmly lodged in people's minds.
Yeah, it's one of our most popular class.
and we only offer it once a year,
simply because it's a goddamn much work to put on.
It's just a lot more work than came and chicken.
Oh, I can imagine.
But anyhow, the thing that happened this week that caught my attention
was Jack Smith hearing at the Senate.
I just had to laugh at how that went.
I'm agreeing with people that say that when a Democrat wins in 2020,
Jack Smith should be nominated for Attorney General.
I have no doubt that he would give no quarter to anybody who did wrong.
And I don't think he'd sit on his hands like Robert Mueller did forever
when Biden came in.
I think he'd, I think Jack Smith had just, he's a very independent,
Attorney General in much the same way that Robert F. Kennedy Sr. was under John F. Kennedy's presidency.
He went after the mafia, which arguably is why...
You're breaking up a bit, Roger.
...an Attorney General. I think I'm going to have to go buy a new router because things are screwing up all over the place.
well you came back
so
reiterate what you said about
jack smith
you said you know
that he would prosecute
without fear or favor
and be apolitical
he wouldn't
he wouldn't stall
like muller did
and he'd be impartial
the way bobby kennedy was
when our
jfk was president
which is why jfk
and he both got shot
now i'm convinced to that
now I don't have any proof that it was the mafia that did him in but they pissed off the mafia really well
well what especially Sam what Sam Jin Khanna yeah but anyhow I don't need to rehash that because
Scott isn't around anymore to tell us in on all the details what intrigued me was the
hearing jacksmith hearing the other one is the Jane Doe King
out of Cornell.
They sat on it, they sat on it, they sat on it, they sat on it, they told five of the boys
to write an essay.
It just stunk.
And now all of a sudden, the governor in New York is appointing Letitia James to be a special
investigator.
I'm just wondered if some of those boys might not have been fool of hope,
cool boys at Epstein's home when they were in elementary and high school.
Anything is possible.
That's a conspiracy theory that has no basis in fact whatsoever, but if Republicans can do it,
why can't I?
Well, precisely.
And frankly, the things that they find to conspiracy theorize about aren't nearly as compelling
as some of the realities out there.
on our side of things.
I had a note from Daryl in Houston.
Voting machines may not have been done everywhere,
but I believe voting machines were hacked in 2024 by the space Nazi
and possibly others to get the grotesque orange dick had elected.
Problem is, Democrats are now by their own opposition to the American Fascist Party lies,
unable to say so.
I firmly believe this was one of the goals of the constant harping on this lie by maggots.
They have Democrats by the testicles.
Yeah, we were hamstrung in the immediate aftermath of 2024.
But I'm absolutely convinced that it was monkeyed with.
The odds of carrying every swing state, every last one of them,
when that's exactly what he had to have.
Yeah.
We need to stop saying the election 2020 was stolen.
We need to quote Trump,
for time ending.
It was Stalin.
Thalin.
As in Joe the Georgian?
As in
Joe the Georgian.
In his true social letter, it happened.
Several times he wrote it was Stalin.
Spelled the exact same way.
Stalin's name is spelled.
Not stolen.
Oh, that must be back before he had
Natalie the Harpy.
Yeah, I think she's been around for a while.
I watched a political debate last night, and Chris was probably the only other person that could have watched it.
And that was between a lady by the name of Christine Drazen and Tina Kotech.
Tina Kotech is our current governor of Oregon, and Christine Drazen ran the last time, and she's running this time.
But it was breathtaking how Trumpian.
and then denying that she's Trumpian, she did in the debate.
And the accusations made by her against the present governor
on raising taxes and all the usual Republican talking points,
but still complaining about the roads being terrible,
the health care of.
All the homeless people, but she's not in favor of raising the minimum wage.
She's not in favor of doing any of the things that would assist the homeless population.
And I love the way Trumpians, maggots, whatever you want to call them,
will continually work at breaking programs designed to help a disadvantaged population
and then scream like hell that the disadvantaged population is terrible and we need to do something.
Education is one.
The Republicans in this state, I tooth a nail over any increase in funding for education,
and scream bloody murder about what a terrible job our schools are doing,
and it seems their only solution is to cut their budgets even more because they're doing a bad job.
There was an effort to raise the gas taxes, which failed,
so they decided that now they want to increase car registration fees.
If your car gets between zero and 10 miles per gallon, you pay lesser registration fee.
It was between 10 and 20 miles per gallon.
You pay a slightly larger fee.
And if it gets 20 to 50 miles a gallon, you pay an even larger registration fee.
And if you drive an electric vehicle, you pay an even larger fee.
because the roads are maintained primarily with gasoline tax and vehicle registration fees.
And it makes sense.
If you buy a shitload of fuel because you get really low gas mileage, fine.
We'll lower your car registration because you're spending a whole lot on fuel on gasoline.
If it's a medium one, it'll be a medium registration and you pay medium, you know, at the fuel
taxes. If you get a really high mileage car, you're going to pay more registration because you're
paying Weston fuel fees, fuel taxes, and if you drive an electric vehicle, you pay the most
registration fee because you're not paying any fuel taxes. People are screaming bloody murder
about all those goddamn taxes and Democrats, but our roads are falling apart. But by God,
those Democrats don't have any plan to fix it.
Just the absolute bullshit
lies
the Republicans can come up with
drives me nuts.
Oh, there's no end.
And this one's for A-SA.
Get your recorder turned on Aza.
I still don't have any ears
on my corn.
Well, that was actually
that was actually one of my
questions.
You would have had to have been on the back porch
to understand my little
tipping A-SA off to start with.
He was playing with the soundboard
on the back porch.
And one of the clips
Okay, I think
Jeremy just picked it up.
But,
anyhow, that's...
Yeah, no, the tops are starting
to...
shed pollen and some of them are blowing out in the wind and the rest of that.
And the corn plant still didn't poke anything out with any yellow fuzz coming out at the end of it to collect the pollen.
But then I was talking to some other people.
And here in the valley, Willamette Valley, a lot of the farms are having disastrous years on the corn.
The corn just didn't
do what it was supposed to do this year,
and nobody knows why.
So I'll try again next year.
Roger, you are a West Coaster,
so since you're there, let me ask you.
Are you reading anything about this Kelvin wave
headed for the Pacific Coast?
Yeah, I've heard about it.
It's only going to raise a sea level,
eight to ten inches or something like that.
but the problem is when we get to the king tide months,
it's going to be a real disaster,
because it's going to be pushing the highest tides about,
I think it's six to eight inches higher than they've ever been before.
Yeah, it may be new router time, Roger.
Yeah, I'm hearing some dings in my ears.
and anyhow
that it is going to cause
problems in particular
with the king tides
and residential areas
right on the coast
I didn't
I've read about it
and it was just kind of hard to
I wonder if there will be any
meteorological effects that come
with it
don't expect any
I mean we've got a serious
El Nino
patterned
building, which makes for an unusually wet winter.
Oh, there could be some flooding, particularly if we get a cold early,
that put some snow in the mountains and then get some warm rain that melts off two or three storm systems all at one time,
which happened here in 1955 and 1964.
Okay.
Okay. Well, I see Tristan is with us. Let's check in with him. How are you, Tristan?
I'm good. What's going on?
Friday.
Yeah, I just celebrated with some goat Vindaloo curry. My lips were burning approximately an hour and a half ago.
Yum.
Man, it was good.
That's what the milk's for.
Yeah, exactly.
I got it level three out of six, spice.
It's about as much as I can stand it.
I can't do Indian hot, as they call it.
Cool, that was, it was hot.
It was really hot.
It was, you know, it was one of those real down-home Vindalus, too.
You know, they had the goat meat with little pieces of bone inside of it.
So that was quite good.
Mm, bone?
Yeah.
Like there were pieces of meat with the bones still attached to it.
I didn't realize that.
I didn't either until I almost ate one.
But yeah, yeah, it was quite delicious.
Did you cover the time interview that Trump gave a few days ago?
I did not get to it last night.
That was my plan.
It was released yesterday.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
this guy is so
we here at the Tristan Torres
Blind Progressive headquarters
that being just me
I went through
every single fucking lie he told
and it was more than the time he's even had
they only went through about half of
the things that bullshit it out
I counted 24
lies in a row
oh wow
the the stories I
saw seem to focus on
the business
about the Oval Office that he wants to
take legal
steps to make sure that nobody can
take down his tacky, trashy, gold
garbage.
Oh, really? Okay, I don't
remember seeing that, but I'm not
surprised. The Secret Service
came to be and they said,
Sir, sir,
because they always say, sir.
With tears in their
eyes. With tears in their eyes.
They said, sir, you need to tear down the Oval Office, and I said, tear it down my ass.
This is a special place.
I know that he was claiming that the East Wing had been torn down more times than it actually, like, five times.
It hasn't.
It was built in 1901, and it was expanded in 1942.
Yeah, by Eleanor Roosevelt.
Exactly, yeah.
Um, he also said that drug prices went down five, six hundred percent again.
They're still fucking shouting that claim.
Well, that's big lie theory in action.
If you repeat the big lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Oddly enough, to be fair to Trump in this one case, the White House was gutted by Truman,
completely taken down and basically all the internet were replaced.
Yeah, because a lot of.
You know, the history of the White House is that it has often been in disrepair.
When Lincoln came into it, it was in a falling down state.
They said there was holes in the floorboard when he was there.
I'm not surprised.
It was overrun with mice and rats, among other things.
Didn't Andrew Jackson have a brawl on the White House long when he was inaugurated?
Oh, yeah, there was like a 500-pound wheel of cheese or something and lots of booze and carrying on.
Yeah. Yeah, well, the White House has been a playground for many.
And the Hoy Palloy came in and trashed the place.
And then, you know, with Lincoln, even by the time of Lincoln,
a common citizen could just come up and walk in and say,
yeah, I'd like to talk to the boss.
And that's how the bureaucracy of a phalanx of civil servants,
to just deal with the people who came in wanting to have a little chit-chat with Netwit Niro.
That's how it goes.
Yeah.
But the idea of the American people being stuck with that tawdry, trashy, no, just no.
And, you know, I also heard today that Trump's new visa policy has caused colloquy,
has caused Columbia University to halt
admissions to their,
I think it's like an international journalism program
or some sort of journalism program.
Not surprising.
No, no, it's not.
And, yeah.
Sometimes the gall can be jaw-dropping,
but it's not jaw-dropping in the surprising sense.
It's jaw-dropping in the brink.
raisin this sense of it.
Sorry, I got struck by a sneezing fit.
At least they're not burning plastic tonight, I hope.
Don't know what happened.
Let's go here.
Oh, okay.
I ran across a handy little list from Senate Democrats going back to August 2024.
It's almost like this could have been predicted.
It's titled, it's under Project 2025 exposed.
This is way back when we thought.
thought we could actually, you know, give facts to the American people, and they would act accordingly.
And they may have.
You know, this whole thing may have been a giant fraud.
But just a list.
How Project 2025 will harm farmers?
Cuts safety nets that ensure farms stay afloat even during financial downturns.
That's page 296.
Guts essential crop insurance that ensures farms can recover after disasters.
Also, page 296.
Also on that page terminates U.S. sugar production,
cutting thousands of jobs and making America reliant on foreign producers.
Same page.
Threatens flexible funds used to help stabilize and support agricultural income
during tumultuous economic circumstances
endangers the reliability of future funding for farmers
as well as vital food assistance programs
by decoupling nutrition and agriculture programs in the Farm Bill.
eliminates farmers' flexibility to maximize the productivity of their land, which they know best,
denies farmers' access to science-based landscape consultation services used to help cut costs
and minimize their impact on the environment.
Ends marketing orders and check-off programs, throwing agricultural markets into chaos,
shrinks American farmers' access to foreign markets, restricting growth opportunities for producers.
Restructures the farm bill process to align the pocket.
It's a big ag, and constricts the Farm Service Agency
and hamstring small and family farmers by curbing access
foundational to operating loans.
So many big words.
Damn it.
Just so many big words.
And so that brings us to this member of the collective cleetie,
who uh well he's a farmer and his farm's in trouble
tried to make this video a couple three times already
but i'm out i'm out at the farm right now no no no no no no no no no robin
this is satire he's a comedian okay if it's satire then i want to hear the fun yeah i
recognize his face yeah that's fun okay let's okay when you said a real farmer i was
concerned every second yeah oh there there's the yeah there's the yeah there's the yeah there's
the tag satire fake news well this should be good then let's enjoy it i sent it i'm not i'm gonna lie to you
someone we're hurting and it's not just us i talked all all the farmers around here and we're
hurting bad the price of fuel sky high we can't get no help because they they've been deported
and when you can't get good help they want a fair wage and we can't do that right now if things
don't get better quick i think we're going to go under
And I already know how the comments are going to go.
I see them on other people's videos.
You're going to say, who'd you vote for?
And I'm not a political person.
Don't let the flags on my truck fool you
and the shirts and hats I bought and the Bible I bought
and my overall personality.
But I'm not a political person, but I voted for Trump three times
and I would do it again.
Because I don't learn from my mistakes.
And what is who you vote for?
was that even had to do with anything with the price of fuel?
When he went to war with Iran to protect us,
how was he supposed to know they were going to fight back?
This is their fault.
They won't open the straight of Hormel,
even though he's opened it seven or eight times.
He said so himself.
That thing's dilated way past what it should be.
They just won't send no oil down it.
This is their fault, not his.
And I know you're going to say,
you should vote Democrat.
I can't do it, but I may not be Republican,
but I'm damn sure not a Democrat.
I can't do it.
I won't do it because if I vote a Democrat
and then all my buddy,
all the farmers around here from here to God knows where,
they'd call me gay.
And I'm as, I'm an alpha.
I'm as tough as they come.
But if you call me gay, that's Rick.
I won't do it.
Are you saying that if Kumala was in office,
that it would be different,
even though she wanted to do the complete opposite
of what Trump's doing right now,
I don't see it.
So no, I won't be voting Democrat.
I don't know if I'll be voting Republican, but I'm damn sure not going to vote Democrat.
And you call it ignorance, embarrassment, pride, whatever.
I just know what my Trump Bible says is that pride goeth before the fall.
Yeah, okay.
There we go.
Thanks for catching that, Jeremy.
This, however, is quite real.
reporter asked Nitwit Niro what he would say to American farmers who think that he's better for
Argentina than he is for them. This should be fun.
Reporter asked Trump on Air Force One, the only question ranchers wanted answered. Is this
deal better for Argentina than it is for them? Donald Trump did not talk about cattle prices.
Watch what happened next.
Argentina is fighting for its life, young lady.
You don't know anything about it.
They're fighting for their life.
Nothing is benefiting Argentina.
They're fighting for their life.
You understand what that means?
They have no money.
They have no anything.
They're fighting so hard to survive.
If I can help them survive in a free world,
I happen to like the president of Argentina.
I think he's trying to do the best he can.
But don't make it sound like they're doing great.
They are dying.
All right?
They're dying.
Yeah, Jesus.
oh well
the gang
that had nothing to do with it
but yeah never mind
the guy you played previously
is Brent Truhoun
yeah I recognized him
yeah and he
yeah he's got
I voted to deport the workers
not do the fucking work myself
yeah
and I guess
social media reels are just
crawling with people who
just want to have a say
with these
these dumb-ass maggot farmers
here's a retired
law enforcement officer and a veteran
I want to dress all these farmers
and all these magas
whining because we don't want to buy their stuff
or we don't want to have nothing to do with them
and as a personal note
old friends
ex-friends of mine
and family members
that I don't have anything to do with anymore?
No, of course not, right?
You wanted us to hate you.
You worked at it like a job.
You flew flags.
Fuck your feelings.
Making liberals cry again.
Those were mission statements.
You wanted us to hate you.
Congratulations, W.
You could fly the mission.
an accomplished flag now, because we hate you. And nothing's ever going to change that.
And just because what the hell did you think was going to happen with the economy? That's like
a group of goldfish saying, I know what to do to those bastard tadpoles. We'll poison the
water, the same water you're swimming in. Did you not think that the effects on the economy
that you were going to turn on us wasn't going to hurt you too?
You dumbass, you know, have the day you voted for, as Mr. Powell would say.
Have the day you voted for.
And here's the thing, don't cry because we don't want to hear it.
Because we were the ones that you were supposed to make cry, right?
You were so working so hard to make us cry that you made yourself cry.
Because I got news for you.
I'm not crying.
In fact, I think it's funny as shit.
I grew up dirt poor.
I don't give a shit what you do.
all these squirrel and rabbit, I don't give a shit.
I got plenty of 22 to take care of anything that I need to eat.
Make sure I get something to eat.
So, you know, I don't burn it to the ground.
In fact, you know what, for two cents I'd vote the son of a bitch in the next time he runs.
If he runs in 28, for two cents I'd vote for him that time, just to screw you.
How about that?
How about that?
How about me voting for Trump?
Do you want to sell that Trump, fuck your feelings flag?
Because I think I'll buy that son of a bitch off of you.
I think I'll vote for that son.
Oh, my God.
I know he's hurting you.
How about that?
How about that?
I hope you get all of him you wanted.
All of him.
Bless your heart, Vincent Ross.
I think he's fresh out of fucks to give, wouldn't you say?
And then from News Nation,
just because I like to run through these clips from time to time.
From News Nation, well, this.
The banner says China orders no soybean in quarter three from USA.
The House's idea of helping farmers with tariff money that is being collected.
That's the most ridiculous thing.
Let me explain to you.
Okay.
or your listeners, excuse me.
Those tariffs, I'm paying on inputs just this spring, and all of our parts,
many of our parts come from other countries, all right?
Just this spring.
I go to my local John Deer dealer.
I need a chain for my corn planner.
I take it out of the box.
John Deer Box dealt with these people for 40 years.
John Deer Part number, turn it over.
It says made from China.
I'm thinking, wow, that's odd.
I just paid a tariff on that doggone thing.
So here's a deal.
I'm paying that tariff because my importer, John Deere, paid it.
They paid it directly to the Treasury.
Now the President of the United States is going to take my money and give it back to me and call it a bailout.
That's just comical.
And I tell you what, this administration has got agriculture, has got farmers exactly where they want them.
and that is in need of what only Trump can deliver, and that's a bailout.
What a terrible place for agriculture to be.
Farmers are independent.
They are independent businessman and women, and they want to live off the land.
They're creating income off the land for their communities, and President Trump has them right where he wants.
Compelling argument, and that guy was a farmer in Mabel.
Wood, Ohio, and he's not a maggot.
Whatever possessed News Nation to book him,
some producer has probably been recently fired.
And we are into the third hour of the program.
Thanks to those of you who met Routes' challenge
and got us down to 480 to go.
If we can raise that, the doubling challenge from Bruce and Karen
Memorial Challenge will get us to zero come Monday, which would be great because your
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So anybody who'd like to help out please feel free.
So there's that.
And then Clarence talked to us a little bit about the folks out there on the road.
driving the big rigs.
Here's another one
talking about
where truckers find themselves now
thanks to nitwit Nero's
stupid war.
So we've all been listening to those mega farmers
and the truck drivers, right, complaining about
how diesel is so high. Many of them are
saying they're going to go on strike on October 1st.
The thing is, is they are already fucked.
Because there is a crucial part about this that I even
forgot about. Project 2025,
before the election specifically spoke about autonomous trucks that did not need drivers.
And many of the people who were trying to warn the truckers, especially before the election,
were trying to tell them specifically about this, about how they made their livelihood.
And now that the truckers are so pissed off about these diesel prices that they're going to start
complaining and going on strike, it's not going to matter because once they get fired,
the truck companies don't care.
In fact, Aurora is already doing this.
They already have autonomous vehicles out there making deliveries on several.
routes across the United States and they're planning on having about 200 of them before the end of the year.
And if you'll remember one of the biggest jobs, the most common jobs, that people in the MAGA have
are truck drivers and farmers. Which means they just now started finding out that things are affecting
them and that's the only reason they care obviously. And now these truckers, these specific truckers
who voted for Donald Trump, are now going to lose their jobs permanently. Because they didn't
give a shit to bother reading project 2025 listening to their peers. They just wanted to be
bigoted racists and they thought they were safe. And now they celebrated the big, beautiful
turd bill that they thought was going to give them massive tax cuts when all it did was cut taxes
for billionaires, but it also made AI unrestricted for a decade. And it took the AI less than a
year to destroy these people's fucking jobs. Tadda, that's interesting. Anybody, Bueller?
Bueller? I happened to be in my local Kroger's earlier today, and not that I was going to buy any, but I looked at ground beef and, yeah, pre-packaged ground beef from a couple of different sorts.
And the thing is, you don't know if it's mystery meat, you don't.
But I bought from this brand before the mystery meat thing became a thing.
Yeah, $8 a pound.
when you move up into organics, you're looking at $9 and $10 a pound.
Jesus.
And we know a little bit more now about where and how this entire bullshit advertising campaign came about.
It happened in August, a couple of months back.
There was a meeting in the Oval Office on the 7th.
day of August, and of course, nitwit, Niro was there, and so was Natalie Harpy.
There were a number of advisors there, James Blair, Susie Wiles, and they were going to talk about
how they were going to spend super PAC money as it looked worse and worse and worse for the GOP
in the midterms.
campaigns were
were getting
the beginning to get the
flop sweat so the fact that
Nitt Nero hadn't been generous
with his
super packed
dark money
and along the way
as is so often the case when he's
not allowed to just wax
rapsotic about his bullshit
ballroom
or the Kennedy Center
or building an idiotic arch
he got bored
because he has the attention span of a special needs nat
and on August the 7th
in the Oval Office he turned to Natalie Harpy
and took her
tablet from her
and began watching clips of people
saying nice things
about him.
This is how bad it is.
And the fellow who posts under, what is it,
the PhD physical therapist,
pointed out that the reason he's wired when he's seen on camera
is because they've got him lit up on a drug called Providial.
trying to chemically keep him on planet Earth.
But anyway, at this August 7th meeting,
he starts watching videos like Dana White from the UFC saying,
oh, he's the toughest most resilient person I've ever met.
And that's a line that he loves because he mentions it from time to time.
but it was in that meeting that the grown-ups decided that since daddy wasn't opening his wallet,
they would raid executive branch agencies.
And instead of running through the political operation,
that's where they came up with this criminal enterprise,
where they stole $20 million.
from government and routed it through DHS.
And according to the sources cited in an article in the New York Times,
he directly told OMB director Russell Vote to come up with the money,
and then White House staff signed off on stealing DHS funds.
on the one hand, cool.
The less money DHS has, the better.
On the other hand, they've already got too much money.
You get the idea.
And so they entered into a conspiracy with Mark Wein Mullen.
And they pulled the $20 million out of customs and border protection
and put it into a bullshit line item called
one big beautiful bill commemorative events
and then the very next day
they gave the contract to a Maryland
Dodge called L.M.D
and it was all borne out of the fact that
nitwit Nero
wanted to watch videos of people talking about him
God damn
and so
thus far
apparently from what the New York Times
could find out they've stolen and wasted $5.5 million, and the number is still rising.
And on Wednesday, someone asked Nitt Niro about it, and he said,
If somebody said that's wrong, I'll gladly pay the money.
But these are ads for the country.
I'm not promoting a candidate.
I'm not promoting myself because I'm not running for office.
I'm promoting the country.
Well, a lot of people have already said it's illegal, and no, he has not paid for it himself.
And it's actually an impeachable offense, but why do I go any further?
There's no sense bothering with it.
But, yeah, it's all a scam that started with Natalie Harpy's Happy Daddy Tablet.
Jesus.
and this is
I hate
I hate to even
run
near the idea
that he may be for something
that I like to
and the fact that I do favor this
maybe I just need straightened out
it has to do with daylight savings time
because
well
first of all anytime you start talking about daylight savings time
I always referenced that statement from some indigenous person who said,
only a white man would think you could cut the end off of one end off of a blanket and sew it onto the other and still have more blanket.
True.
But, lo and behold, there is a bill in the Senate.
It's called, Jesus, who does this?
It's called the Sunshine Protection Act.
And it just makes daylight savings time permanent.
And I guess there's arguments for and against.
But Nitwit Niro ran over to tripe social,
and Natalie Harpy triped in 385 words about it.
And he said,
Republicans in the Senate have to get moving on what I call the No More Changing of Clocks Act,
also known as the Sunshine Protection Act.
A ridiculous clock, capitalized, changing process that takes place twice a year,
cost our country a fortune, is bad for crime, stress on people,
sports, and just about everything else you can imagine.
Even the highly respected PGA Commissioner Brian Rolap,
that's who you're going to cite, the PGA guy,
needs it for the completion of golf tournaments in the winter
when they just plain run out of sunlight.
People don't want...
See, again.
Old Orange Man thinks you can cut the end off the blanket
and sew it to the other end of the blanket
and have more blanket.
They just run out of sunlight.
People don't want to go around changing their clocks anymore
and besides, far and away,
most people like having an hour of extra sunlight in the evening
rather than in the morning.
Tell that to, and I mean,
there are real, there are real debate points here.
You know, tell that to mommies and daddies,
and grandpas and aunties and uncles
and caregivers in general,
who have to get children out the door
to stand in the freezing dark
waiting for the school bus.
But he had a bet noir to attack,
The House has passed this bill 308 to 117 on July 14, 26, with great bipartisan support.
Suddenly, he likes the Democrats.
Unfortunately, it's being held up by Senator Tom Cotton of Arkansas for reasons unknown.
Well, you didn't call him a name?
People are sick and tired of having to change their clocks twice a year.
You stupid bastard!
What? Do you have a wind-up alarm clock next to?
to your Betty by
Nitwit Nero?
Virtually
no one changes
clocks anymore.
Computer programs
take into account
daylight savings time
and know when it happens
on the Calendar.
But, you know,
he's stuck in
what?
1959?
You know,
where you
wind the cat,
and put out the clock at night?
Even most farmers would rather have additional time in the evening to harvest their crops.
Huh?
This is how he's going to win the farmers back?
Permanent daylight savings time?
Oh, hey.
And then...
It is foolish, inconvenient, and in some cases very costly.
Just imagine your Natalie Harpy sitting there.
just with that vapid, vacuous smile on your face as you type merrily away.
For cities and states with watchtowers,
and hard to reach places it costs millions of dollars.
Watchtower, what are you, a Jehovah's Witness?
Jesus, crime any!
Does he think Quasimodo goes up the goddamn bell tower
and gets out and swings out on a rope?
It hangs on Buster Keaton-like to the hands of the clock to...
Oh, God!
A recent case was made that is also bad for your health and the anxiety it creates.
You, motherfucker, you're bad for our health.
You create the anxiety.
Leading medical crime and economic studies...
Yeah, like he's random.
I have shown conclusively that ceasing the biannual time change,
giving us one extra hour of natural sunlight in the evenings
will help decrease robbery and murder rates.
I thought you'd already decrease the robbery and murder rates, dumbass.
That's what?
Reduced car accidents, especially those involving pedestrians.
Lower risk for cardiac issues, stroke, and seasonal depression.
Oh, that's why you're worried.
No, you get the sads, seasonal effective disorder syndrome.
Aw, poor little Tangerine Tiberius.
Make it safer for children to walk home from school.
What time of the kids getting out of school?
Five?
Buses?
Anybody?
Increase time with your family.
No, it does not increase time with your family.
You can have time with your family whether it's dark or light.
Woo!
Strongly support extracurricular activities.
One wonders what he means by extracurricular activities.
We know what it means, but...
I mean, he's talking about children after all.
Boost the sports, fitness, tourism, retail, and restaurant industries.
Really?
I don't think so.
And more.
And save money on energy bills because everyone will be enjoying an extra hour of daylight.
Oh God
He's
Now by the power vested in me
I'm going to change the orbit and the tilt of planet Earth
But importantly
With a 100% approval rating
Is that nobody wants to change their clocks twice a year
Again
Nobody's changing their clock
I mean
I have had the same clock
On the wall of the fabulous
Horn Studios
it was part of the initial investment
that Bossman Wayne made
to create this effort
it is a
Seth Thomas
it is
tied to the
atomic clock somewhere
in Colorado
it periodically checks in by a
radio signal
and stays
I mean it is exactly
732
and
and 20 seconds at Mark.
On the atomic clock.
I never have to change it.
Not once a year, not twice a year.
The only thing I ever have to do is change the batteries.
And that doesn't happen on a schedule with daylight savings time.
Change their clocks.
We don't have, there is not a single clock in this house, and there's not one in Victoria's apartment either.
I would dare say that there aren't any clocks in the homes of the vast majority of the Horn family community congregation that have to be changed twice a year.
Now that's not to say that it's not a pain in the ass.
I can say with some certainty that the older I get, the time change screws with me a little bit more.
I love it when we change to daylight savings time in March.
I do.
But then again, that's because I love warmth and light.
and because of my
uh
uh
well the nature of my schedule
I'm not up at sunrise
but geez
this is an issue that Republicans
Democrats and independents can unite behind
President Donald J. Trump
that what? We don't even get a thank you for your attention to this matter
his brains
are just
slimy gray soup
I wonder
I wonder what
Tom
Cotton's reason for holding it up is.
And I wonder if he can withstand the maggot onslaught coming his way.
Man, quiet night on the front porch.
But there's plenty of information.
I like this one.
This is a little bit of good news.
And it may point the way forward for a whole lot more.
we have talked from time to time
about that little closet case
Russian asset
Benny Johnson
Well
Benny
Benny
Benny
Benny Benny
Benny Benny is a jerk
No singing Roxanne
The hole is $480
deep
What do you think you're doing?
Benny is a jerk
No
two ordinary citizens of the state of Illinois,
well, not of the state of Illinois,
two ordinary citizens have now sued Benny Johnson
for defamation.
And of course, this is a risk that,
that, you know, Maggot Media run
because, well, you know,
nitwit Nero sues at the drop of a hat
and you know that the media outlets
knuckle under and yell uncle at him
and just throw money at him.
I'm still amazed that George Snuffalo Pugas
stayed with ABC News after they hung him out to dry.
I guess, well, I guess cash in those checks
makes up for self-respect.
But nonetheless, Kyle Frankovich,
who works at Harvard University
as a data scientist,
as well as a contract court reporter in the state of Illinois
named Maureen Fudi
filed suit today, earlier today,
in federal court in the Northern District of Illinois,
where, among other things,
the shitheads from the Department of Justice
find themselves embroiled in a mess.
But Frankovich and Fudy
sued
Benny Johnson
they said
well you know
we were protesting
outside the
Broadview Ice facility
we were detained
and then after
we were detained
Benny Johnson
portrayed us
as criminals
and I don't know
if this is still the case
in the law of the state of Illinois
but
in tort law
particularly in defamation law
there are
There are a couple of areas where one need not prove damages in order to prevail on a case.
It is libel and defamation per se.
That means to make an allegation like this and to have it proven,
once you've done that, you don't have to prove damages,
and the jury can just hammer you, hammer the defendant.
If my memory serves me correctly, those two places, those two areas of the law are mental illness and criminal conduct.
There may be a third one involving having a loathsome disease.
I seem to recall that.
So what Benny Johnson here did was engage in slander per se, and then,
when he turned it into a podcast, it turned into libel, per se.
He alleged that Ms. Foodie and Mr. Frankovich, Ms. Fudy, was just going to work.
She's a contract court reporter, or maybe she stopped to protest, but it matters not.
And he called them criminals.
According to the reporting that I've been able to look at,
It's the first time anyone has sued one of these maggot POSs who have thus far had carte blanche to call anyone anything as long as they were being supportive of daddy in the complaint file today.
Frankovich and
Foodie
by their counsel
Carrie Ann Jones
said that
we're trying
what we're going to do is
hold these people
who serve as a mouthpiece for the government accountable
and in the complaint
she describes
Benny Johnson's behavior as political
combat
up as news.
Who we?
That opens.
And if they're successful,
and frankly, I wouldn't wait if I were
other potential plaintiffs.
Let's see. How about
the estate of Alex
Prettie? How about the estate
of Renee Good?
Because
both of those people
were subjected
to
well, their
families
and friends were subjected
to the imposition of the intentional infliction of emotional
of emotional distress
when various shitheads
called Pretty and Renee Good
criminals
terrorists
yeah
in the in the four corners of the
pleading
it says that Frankovich and Fudy were in the
designated free speech zone
when goons
not having been provoked,
shoved and struck and detained people.
Johnson, for his part,
on multiple occasions,
said,
These are exactly the kind of people we want to be pissing off.
It's your tears that keep us going.
And then went on to call people
as they were abducted and detained
and zip-tied,
left-wing terrorists arrested for attacking police officers and ice officers.
And the complaint says this was all false, and Benny Johnson damned well knew it.
He also said, every activist here attacked ice agents.
He got 1.7 million views on it.
In fact, he inflamed some people to the point that they called for the detainees to be tortured or even murdered.
It is salient to the case that neither
one of the individuals,
Frankovich or Fudy,
were ever charged with a crime.
They were abducted.
They were detained for about eight hours.
And then they were turned loose
a half a mile from the
Broadview
Icehole
facility.
Among other things,
Frankovich was called
an Antifa leader
people who followed
Benny Johnson said they were trying to find him and stop him.
This guy is trash.
But disproving the old adage that there is no second act in American life,
apparently there is.
BuzzFeed shit-can Benny Johnson in 2014 for plagiarism.
And then the next thing you know, he's a dyed-in-the-wall maggot.
And of course, yes, as I'm a...
noted he took money from mother russia as part of the startup known as tenant media that
was based in tennistan then he said well i didn't know about any russian money i was just
cash in my paycheck whirp ha yeah oh hey uh uh steve and kevin have found their way into
the room hey guys hey steve hey roxan what's going on
I just having a fine his frog's hair, a little Friday evening, a conversation.
Nice to see you.
Yeah.
Sorry, I got so late.
My headphones went out and they lost their charge, so I was coming home from work,
and I couldn't listen to the program, so sorry about that.
Oh, I hate that for you.
Hey, Steve, I passed along an arousel to Robin, I wish you'll get to it tonight,
but it's a warning for you and some of other states, including myself.
one of the district courts
quietly okay to
ICE agents and DHS
to seize your phones
you're in on border state
without warrant
and search through them
for anything terrorist
or anything they don't want to find.
Oh my God.
Jesus Christ.
It's where we are.
Just remember that if you cross
the border river, go to Canada and see your
other person because it's a reality
now, unfortunately.
Oh my God. So they can't do it,
if I stay within the United States, it's just if I cross the border.
No, denies agents can do it regardless.
They can grab your phone and search it for terroristic things,
especially if you're in a border state.
Oh, my God.
It might militate in favor of having a burner phone if you're out and about.
I mean, has anyone challenged this?
I think the article says this was a ludoid challenge,
and they cleared it and said it's fine from what they do it, you know,
natural security, which is ludicrous, because we know this administration.
Just having you on your phone simply, hey, fuck Trump, I don't like this is a moderation.
They'll call that terrorists.
They can try to take you down for it.
We'll call you a terrorist because you want to be a great leader.
Yeah, you're right.
Thanks for telling me, Jeremy.
I'll be on the watch out.
And that makes it worth it.
There is a new renaissance of just really plain garden variety phones out there.
the Commodore brand has been revived and there's going to be a flip phone if it's not already out.
And it's basically just a phone.
Three guesses in the first you don't count.
Guess which state isn't getting the supposed $500 rebates for overpaying for Obamacare?
Yours?
Ding, ding, ding.
It's only red states he's sending it to.
It's not blue states that didn't vote for them.
It's the same scheme as always.
Yeah, but the funny thing is, I think.
I mean, there's a limited amount of money, and I think the only people who are going to get it are people who make under $65,000 a year and live in districts that are on life support where the midterms are concerned.
So, like, for instance, nobody's in trouble.
None of the maggots are in trouble in West by Cold Trump, Genia, Stan.
ain't no hillbilly you see and no $500 check.
And just to add on to my comment from earlier, you know what I pay for insurance.
I don't qualify for help.
That's straight me paying for it, and I still want to increase it.
Jesus Christ.
Right, because the goal is to get you uninsured, so you can then be unalive.
And I hate even saying that.
But these are a murderous gang of fascist thugs, and being murderous is what murderous gangs of fascist thugs do murderously.
I wish I could say I can't believe this, or this is unbelievable, or this is shocking, but it's none of those things.
Let me ask on kind of related to this about the midterms.
What do you think is going to happen in the midterms?
I don't know why I have a bad feeling, but I do.
I think just about everybody who's paying attention has that creeping sense of waiting for the other shoe to drop, Steve.
And it's not without reason because these are cheaters and cheaters cheat.
Unfortunately, our side still has quite a few people, as well as to the independence or voters who would vote against him, that say the polls are great.
Everything's wonderful.
He's going to lose so they won't vote because they count on the polls, not their fucking vote, which is insanity.
The polls were long, see, the problem is, the problem is people don't understand polls.
That's the real problem.
They don't, people think, people see a poll and they think that's what the, that's what the race is.
They don't even think about the margin of error.
I don't know.
I just have this bad feeling that this, all this, all this, all this, just, just, just, just, this, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, in these, in a number of these states is going to prove much more successful than people think.
I mean, I'll be honest.
If you look at the, if you look at the, if you look at the metrics.
you look at the polling, you look at polling, you look at all of the various metrics that predict what's going to happen in a midterm election like this.
It's all very good, but I just can't get excited.
There's nothing for me to be excited about here.
let's see we've got a little crepe named Riley Moore
who
lately
Jesus is stupidity
this same little asshole
who went and posed for pictures
down at that shithole concentration camp
in
El Salvador
and
that's a
violation of international law.
He was using them as props.
But now
he's got a new greatest hit out.
He's decided
to rewrite
the history of Watergate
claiming that Richard Nixon
was, late for it,
framed, and
was cooed out of
office over a fake
scandal. He said
Richard Nixon was absolutely
cooed out of office and was framed.
All of this was fake, and we now know more about the deep state
and its power and its ability to literally change things at the top.
And then he said,
President Trump faced this in his first term
with the fake Russia collusion hoax and all that,
which was not fake.
But an interesting aspect of this
as it relates to Richard Nixon, he knew all of this.
He knew it, and he stayed quiet about it,
because he didn't want to erode the confidence
of the American people in our system of governance
in our institutions.
Riley Moore.
And who is this fucker saying that?
Riley Moore.
He's the nephew of the senior
senator from West Virginia,
Shelley Moore Capito.
Gotcha.
And he is so
a historic as to, I mean,
Jesus Christ.
I wonder what he'd do if he found
out about the
fact that Nixon
interfered with peace talks with the
North Vietnamese back in
1968
and
Lyndon Johnson saying
I know he did it
it was dirty
it was crooked and I can't do a goddamn
thing about it
you know what
we are
we have a contingent of people
in this country
that are serious
1984 type people
who truly look at the
what was it
what was it
freedom of slavery
something, I don't remember, freedom of slavery, ignorance is strength.
Yes.
And what was the third one?
Peace, war is peace, maybe.
Yes, war is peace, freedom of slavery, ignorance of strength.
And these are people who really buy this, who really believe this, who are really on board with this.
Yeah.
Well, and
He loves the poorly educated.
And God knows Republicans
have been going hammer and tongs
to poorly educate the American people
since about January
of the 20th, 1981.
Yep.
I was just going to say Roger always talks about Reagan
and what Reagan did to the unions
in addition to what Reagan did to
public education starting
with when he was governor of California.
Yeah, he despised
Oh, and speaking of education, Steve,
did you know that there's something out there called
Micro Schools?
Micro schools?
Yes.
That sounds like something out of Zoolander.
I wish it was.
It isn't.
Micro schools are the latest rage
in the right-wing attack on public education.
and ProPublica in conjunction
with journalism outfits in West Virginia,
Arkansas, and North Carolina
Stan
did a little experiment
and they have since published an article
you can find it among other places
at Mountain State Spotlight
the headline reads
you're going to love this Steve
we're not reporters not teachers
We were able to start private schools anyway.
And so in states like North Carolina Stan, Arkansas, West Virginia stand, you can start a micro school literally in a barn, in a strip mall, in a brew pub, just about anywhere.
In Arkansas, all it took was a few clicks on the Arkansas Secretary of State website, 45.
and American flag
because every school has to display the
American flag, even micro schools.
In West Virginia
they filed their new
school's name and location
on a piece of no kidding
spiral notebook paper
and
sent it off to the government
and then had a couple of emails
and
in
the journalism outfit
the Assembly in North Carolina
which is part of ProPublica.
They filed an online notice of intent
to open a private school at Ponysaurus
Brewing Company in Durham.
If I ever get back to Durham,
I have to find Ponysaurus Brewing Company.
It says they have a wonderfully
crisp colch.
They gave their names
of the reporters, they gave their news
organization, email addresses.
They followed the rules
for a micro school
for just a few students.
And then, lo and behold,
they all qualified for free money from state government,
up to like $7,200 per kid.
So they get money from the state to do this shit?
Yes.
And it can be some snake handling grifter
that wants to
literally wants to set up a micro school in a fucking barn.
Among other things, the folks who did it said
we're reporters, we have no business running a school.
And the thing is, well, they got more business than a snake handling grifter does.
I got me an American flag, a box of snakes, and a jug of Crisco oil.
Let's start, let's start a learning them churins.
Where do we live?
Where do we fucking live?
We live in hell in a shitty timeline.
Yes.
Thank you, Matt, for articulating it that way, but Matt is right.
Yeah.
They said, for the record, we're not enrolling students and have no intention of operating our new schools.
We did, however, register a website for our new school ventures,
ProPublica Academy.com, and even designed some fun pencils to show our school spirit.
They've got a...
ProPublica has an article used.
you can find some of the best journalism in the country is ProPublica.
Barnes, go-carts, and strip malls, the wild west of private schools that collect taxpayer dollars.
And is the amount that they get standard?
I think you said 7,200. Is that just the standard amount?
It varies by state.
How many states do this?
A shit ton of them, mostly maggot states.
Well, of course it's maggot states.
The ProPublica article opens the...
Excuse me.
A decade ago, the state of Florida stripped a teacher of her license for sexual abuse of a 16-year-old boy.
Last year, she opened a private school there with ease.
Her name and photo were on her new school's website, and details of her case were easy to find with an online search.
The state also knew that a transplanted Midwesterner had been fired from her Cincinnati Charter School following felony charges related to misuse of public funds and had been banned from teaching or running schools in Ohio.
but Florida didn't stop her from starting a private school and collecting public money.
Oh, Jesus.
The funny thing is, you know, if one was sufficiently educated,
one could, in theory, start one of these things and actually educate children on real topics
and not, you know, not test them on what date it was when Hitler bombed.
Pearl Harbor
or Lewis and Clark
invaded Mexico.
We're so screwed.
And by the way,
Rouse tells us she's already voted
by mail. Can't do that
here. Can't trust
the maggots to vote by mail.
Oh my God.
Going back to a
previous moment in which
Matt in San Francisco
reduced me to paroxysms
of laughter.
Daryl in Houston
just sent me a note saying,
Let Matt in San Francisco know that that damn ape
movie is playing right now on a channel
called Movies Exclamation Point if he
has that.
That damn ape movie.
Oh God.
And I also had a note from Mike in
Cascadia.
Hey Mike. My bicycle route along the border
in Watcomb County in
Northwest Washington.
That's British Columbia right on the other side
the fence. I often ride with
a bala clava when it's chilly and I'm just waiting
for the border patrol to stop me one of these days
and now I have to worry
about them grabbing my phone.
Yeah, nice
bite too, Mike.
Oh, that's a dandy.
That's a, yeah.
It looks sturdy.
Hmm.
You make me think I should...
You know what, I came on here
with a fairly good mood tonight.
And I've shit all over it.
Yeah, you have.
Well, but you got a good...
You got one of the better matchups tomorrow is with your beloved Buckeyes.
Yeah.
The Bucks versus the Hawks, but don't tell Eric Peets of Schmidt.
Yeah, I was just going to say Mr. Schmidt.
Sorry, didn't mean to ruin your Friday.
No, you didn't.
You didn't.
I'm just saying that.
It's just like, I don't know.
I just wish, I wish I could be more confident about the midterms, for instance.
I wish I could at least be confident, or at least I wish I could at least be hopeful.
I mean, all my brain and my mind tells me that the metrics are all there.
It's just we've been here before.
We have, but, but,
You know, it's one of those, history doesn't repeat, but it rhymes kind of things.
Right.
We've been places like this, but we've not been to this place.
I mean, the dementia patient in chief is spending his time not going to battleground states to stump for the people, you know, candidates, incumbents or challengers, whatever, where he's got a chance to win.
He went to Texas and talked at a Peterbilt factory.
Nobody laughed at that the first time.
I'm not going to laugh at it at this time either.
But he blathered at a Peterbilt factory trying to salvage the campaign of that disgusting criminal and pervert and pedophile enabler, Ken Paxton.
Right.
And then he crossed the Red River into Oklahoma stand, where not.
None of the maggots are in trouble.
And tonight, even as we speak,
maybe he'd be in Maine supporting Susan Collins?
No.
How about in Michigan supporting Mike Rogers?
No.
How about Florida supporting Byron Donald's for governor?
No, because Byron Donald's has even taken Niro's name off his campaign website.
Yeah, I've heard that.
He's in Mobile, Alabama.
Oh, whoa.
You remember early in the 2016 campaign?
The photo of the wild-eyed woman holding her baby up for Nitwit Niro to bite its head off.
Do you remember that picture?
Mm-mm.
Oh, God, you can look it up.
It's...
It got the live and be Jesus memed out of it.
But back then, you know, people were, you couldn't get into a Trump rally.
But you might recall, Steve, that Alabama jumped out and once our most puissant, dread sovereign, Supreme Catholic Majesty said they could, tried to gerrymander an African-American man right out of his seat.
And the court told him they could.
Well, lo and behold, Shamari figures the Democrat,
is still holding fast in his campaign.
He's not being outpaced by 20% or anything that you would expect in Alabama.
Well, it's good news then.
And so Nitwit Nero is down there desperately trying to save a seat from the gerrymander wars.
In Alabama, that was supposed to be a slam-dust.
dunk, but it isn't.
And so he's wasting time and
resources doing
that?
Okay. You let me tell you what? It's things
like that that actually get me
make me much more
optimistic. It's not the polling. It's
not the polling that we see in
public. It's
where is the money going and where
is shithead
going to campaign.
So those things, those
things are very good
signs from me.
I mean, the Democrat running for governor in Iwoegia,
Rob Sand,
well, he's just another garden variety
trying to,
you know, trying to survive
with the yellow lines and the armadillas in the middle of the road
and saying transphobic things, you know.
What did he say?
Boy sports should be for boys and girls' sports should be for girls,
but in Iowa, girls are playing boys' football, so never mind.
I don't know who's going to tell him about that
But he's got a rock solid shot at becoming governor
Because Kim Reynolds has to leave
And they're
Knitwit Nero? No
And they're trying to say that he's going to be
Barnstorming and blitzing over the next month
But honestly, Steve
I don't think he could do it
He can't.
As one professional has already put it,
they've got him jacked up out of his mind on Pro Vigil
just trying to keep him where he is now.
And he's shown up at some of these events,
and the stuff that used to get roars of approval
go over like a turd and a punchbowl when he says him now.
And the Republican consultant class, the MAGA consultant class,
they're like, please, please.
They're telling their candidates.
stay the fire he's toxic he's poison don't even let his name enter your mouth you know even ken paxton
steve after their stupid midterm convention in in in in Dallas
dude went on air and publicly said that donald trump showing up at the midterm convention
lost him polling points in the race
yeah i saw that
I mean, talk about biting the hand that made you.
Never mind, speed you.
Made him.
Yeah.
He wouldn't be there if it weren't for Trump.
No.
John Cornyn would be the nominee,
and John Cornyn would thump the shit out of James Talleyco.
Yeah.
I wish I could have...
That's one race that I wish I could be confident about
that I think Tala Rico's going to win,
but I just don't think Tala RICO.
He just doesn't strike me as the guy who's going to...
the guy or the woman or the gal, as my grandpa used to say,
he's not the guy or the gal who's going to do it,
who's going to break the floodgates?
So far, it's looking like he may,
and he's ahead in a number of polls.
Apparently, Ken Paxton has an internal poll that shows him up by three,
but internal polls are notoriously biased to make the candidate feel good,
and the donors feel.
good.
And because of who pays for them.
Right.
And
it's also
the
intersection
of a perfect political storm.
Even in a place like
Cakesass,
some of the maggots are
wising up.
And Paxton has already
lost the independence.
those those those those wanted problem child children of american politics uh we wake romolama ding dong is struggling in ohio against amy acton
mhm mike rogers who when he announced his senate campaign in michigan put his florida mansion on the market
uh a week or so ago took it off the market because he knows he's not going to be leaving florida
do you think say it's going to win i think he may
Yeah
Give him a chance
He can't be any worse
He can't be any worse than Rogers
And he can't be any worse than
The
The mugwump middle-of-the-road
Democrat Senator that he's replacing
Yeah
I hope that's one of the ones
I really hope wins
I really hope he wins
I really hope
That whoever is
I don't even remember who's running against Susan Collins
Troy Jackson.
Troy Jackson.
Roy Jackson.
I think he's going to beat her.
I think this latest scandal.
My understanding is this latest scandal has really got legs up there.
And it's been constantly in the news.
I think I heard a story that said the Democrats have actually earmarked two or three million dollars up there to run ads.
To hammer her on this schedule or on this scandal.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
If you start kicking off on your finger, first of all, start with the basic math.
The breakdown of the Senate majority as it presently stands.
5347, if you count Moscow Mitch.
The funny thing is there's no mention of a possible democratic upset in Kentucky stand,
which I find shocking given the fact that the shenanigans around Moscow Mitch,
but not only that, the absolute ass beating that the distilling industry has taken and the farmers in Kentucky.
Takes a lot of corn to make bourbon.
But never mind that.
It's 5347, I think.
Well, one of those 53 is Susan Collins.
One of those 53s is an open seat in Michigan.
Roger Marshall is in terrible trouble in Kansas
after the world found out that he imprisons
women for $50 unpaid bills.
Right.
So that's Kansas, Michigan, Maine.
North Carolina looks like it will swing Democratic.
That's four.
Texas.
that's five
so we're at 52 to 48
and there's more beyond that
I mean
Jesus
Sherrod Brown
Sherrod Brown in Ohio that's six
and John Hoosted is not
doing himself any favors
going on TV talking about
how the poor just don't understand
how money works because all they've had to do
was however was present their
snap card and get free food
wasn't that the great
I have to tell you, I thought that was the best ad.
Oh, yeah, where the lady at the very end says, fuck that.
Fuck that.
And Sherrod Brown says.
Yeah. Sherrod Brown says, and I'm Sherrod Brown, and I approve this message.
Yes.
I think that's great.
And I'm trying to think, it seems like there's another one somewhere.
Hell, it might be Iowa.
No, no, not Iowa.
Which isn't Florida?
fairly close
uh it might be yeah that that that woman is
a mess
what about Wisconsin
is Wisconsin is Wisconsin
I think that's just governor
okay
but it could
you know if there's anything
we could wind up 52 or 53
we could do a direct flip-flop
oh yeah yeah it's
yeah the guy who's running against the the Methodist
minister running against Roger Marshall
in Kansas
who showed some spine and said,
yeah, I get elected.
I'm not supporting
Chuck Schumer for
majority leader. And that's going
to be a big part of whether or not we have any success
if we take the Senate too.
Whether we let the senator from Wall Street
continue
to drive the democratic agenda.
There's another guy,
too, Roxanne. The guy, he's an
independent from Nebraska.
Yeah, yeah.
And there's also a competitive race in which an independent is running in Montana.
Mm-hmm.
And they're trying to get the Democrat to drop out.
Yeah.
But the independent in Nebraska is the, I think he's even endorsed by the Democrats.
Yes, he is.
So suddenly we could be 50,
46.
Did you imagine?
Well, if you're 54 or 55 to 40,
if you're 55 to 45,
then if you impeach it with Nero,
you might get enough senator,
you might get to 60 and be done with him
as long as,
as long as Democratic senators don't all go mugwump
and say, let's don't try anybody
on a bill of impeachment.
Oh, please.
What was the one
you said she said she didn't want to admit
that was Tammy Duckworth
and Roger offered
a little bit of nuance on that so
I may have been wrong but I swear
to God
I'm going to stick
by what I said on this Steve
if I hear a Democrat say
oh we need to look forward
I'm done
I'm done
yeah
me too for what it's worth
I mean, in the email that I shared from Mike in Cascadia at the beginning of the program,
he talked about how, you know, how effective the Nazis were in Amsterdam and how, yeah, the resistance was doing its thing,
but by the time the war was over, only 5,000 Jews remained in Amsterdam.
And I'm sorry.
I'm not, I'm, I'm, I'm not in a kumbaya mood.
Not either.
I want some, I want some, I want some, I want some, I want some folks to have their head shaved in the middle of the town square.
Yeah, I want to see some retribution.
I want to see some people in the stocks.
I want to see, I want to see people go to prison.
But again, we can't, we can't do that until we get a Democrat in the White House.
And that would be part of any calculus.
that would come out of a Democratic majority in the House and Senate would be,
do we want to take time to do that?
Do we want to remove Nitwit Nero from office
and hand the office to Jimmy Dick Bowman?
Or do we want to roll the dice and see if Nittwit Nero dies?
And the political calculus there is which of those two scenarios
works out better to the benefit of Jimmy Dick Bowman.
And I don't necessarily know the answer to that question.
Yeah, I was going to say I don't know the answer to that.
I mean, I do know I've heard maggots say, or MAGA voters say of Trump,
I'm just fucking done with him, and I hope he dies and we can get somebody in there who can make things better.
I heard a MAGA voter say that, and I just kept my counsel.
it came along with the praise, I'm so done with him.
But anyway, I have overblathered.
It's lovely to chat with you this evening, Steve.
Great to hear from you.
Yeah, you too, and I'm sorry.
I apologize for being so late.
Oh, no worries, no worries.
It's not like we've got a tardy bell or anything here.
Some sort of school marm out on the prairie.
Trying to keep my skirts from catching fire as I go to start the fire in the old
Franklin Cole stove.
I'm not take attendance, but I do. Be careful.
Well, that's your job.
By the way, juvenile delinquent number two, juvenile delinquent number one has a message
for you.
I think my fellow juvenile delinquent number two is exaggerating about the phone searches.
I routinely go back and forth and in a border territory, we all are up here,
and my passport says, problematic.
I'd be a prime target for them.
And they've never so much as said boo.
So there's that.
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