Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 20 April 2026
Episode Date: April 21, 2026CW/TW: the repulsive world of "Motherless" and "Zzz." Incel creep is scaring the MAGAT "intelligentsia." Chuckles Kirk's pitiful replacement wants to secede Northern Virginia. Trash Patel's pettifogge...r files suit against The Atlantic. Nitwit Nero threatens Iran again/some more as the United States Navy commits (more) piracy on the high seas for Orange Julius.
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The password is Academy.
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You know, I don't know if zombie Steve Jobs would be up to the task.
That zombieification thing takes a lot out of a person.
Doesn't it, Ralph?
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Thank you, Lee. That gets the week started with your first Rama Lama ding-dong of the week.
Well, where to begin? The password you might.
note I said was Academy.
This, I mean, in 22 plus years of doing this and consuming a lot of really, really awful content, this may take the cake.
this one may be the worst yet and that's saying something the 22 plus years that this program
has encompassed have included among other things George W. Bush and Richard B. Big Time Dick Cheney
before he dicks you you know slaughtering a million plus innocent Iraqi civilians it includes
the pandemic, the COVID-19 pandemic, in which nitwit Niro blithely allowed over a million people
to die in most horrifying circumstances. So you know, this has to be bad. It is. The story started
with CNN and then spread, and, well, men all over the world have been fly.
to websites.
And understand, this is, this is the byproduct of the manosphere.
This is the byproduct of in-cells.
This is the expected consequence of right-wing men
grunting and groaning and bleating all over the Internet about the crisis in masculinity.
This is the Tate Brothers.
Yeah, Guy Fiery, by the way, the celebrity chef,
recently had to come out and plead with his social media followers to forgive him
because he shook hands with the Tate brothers or with one of the taints at one of those,
I find them vulgar, mixed marks.
martial arts, MMA, two dudes beating the living shit out of each other for spectacle and money events.
And they came up and got me like, yeah, hey, how you doing?
He claims he had no idea who he was talking to.
And that's entirely possible.
But he did know who he was talking to when he warmly grasped the hand of,
of Orange Julius Gieser, but that that gets us a field from the topic at hand.
Namely, an online global rape ring.
One of their sites was Zzzzz, and another telegram group is called Motherless.
and among the other things that they do, they sell sedatives.
And, you know, trigger warning.
God bless Jesus.
They sell sedatives that they say are colorless and odorless and tasteless
that will render a woman unconscious so that she will then be susceptible to being raped.
And live streamed.
while she's being raped.
This is horrifying.
Another, well, the motherless porn site has 62 million users.
62 million.
That's the entirety of several countries combined.
The entire populations of several American cities combined.
All of Gotham plus all of Gotham.
plus all of Chicago plus all of L.A.
Combined.
And it should be noted that the vast majority of the motherless user base comes from right here at home.
The new 90 states of America.
The greatest country in the history of the world on earth now today forever in the universe under God.
at motherless, they describe themselves as a moral-free porn site where anything legal is hosted forever.
So users there can look up things like real incest, execution, strangled, hanged, crying, blackmail, and
Sleep. Sleep appears to have been since taken down, but passed out is still there. What does this say
about where we are as a species? Investigators, journalists, found users selling tasteless and
odorless substances that are referred to as sleeping liquids. Their claim will knock out anyone,
anyone. One seller is near the North African coast. A bottle was going for 175 a pop. That person said
the wives of the buyers won't feel anything and wouldn't remember anything after the drug
is slipped to them. And the users promote their videos. And of course, it wouldn't be
modern and disgusting.
If cryptocurrency
wasn't involved because that's how you pay
for these things is crypto.
One individual in a chat
talks about how one
user told the other
user how
to drug
and abuse
his wife.
One man in Poland
known only as
Pyotr, a member of the
ZZZZZ.
group was actively drugging and raping his 40-year-old wife for an unknown period of time.
He talked about how he would drug his wife with sleeping pills and alcohol.
That can result in death, by the way.
Speaking to journalists, Puyer is a pseudonym, said,
I'm hiding it well enough, but he would not meet face-to-face.
The journalist went to Poland to his hometown,
and they found him and his wife
who has been repeatedly drugged
dining at a restaurant.
The wife was utterly clueless.
So rather than confront the dude,
the journalist went to the police.
Another, well, another man drugged his spouse
and watched as over 70 men
raped her.
They had been married for few.
50 years.
That's the French woman, Giselle Bellico, and her husband had been drugging her for nine years.
He even used a website, one that's been since shut down, cocoa.fr, C-O-C-O-F-R.
And that's where he found the men who wanted to rape his wife.
Eventually, there was some justice for Giselle.
her husband got all of 20 years in prison for his monstrous behavior, his crimes.
Interestingly enough, it also occurred in Singapore, one of the world's most repressive societies
in terms of political freedom and whatnot.
That website was called Sammy Boy, and they shared images and videos of news.
men raping each other's wives while they were drugged and unconscious.
The Singaporean authorities caught up with some of those guys, criminals.
And, of course, while independent, it was also linked to Telegram.
It's always a good idea to recall that Telegram is, of course, owned by a dear, dear friend of
Vlad Pouty.
You know, it's Russian alb.
Investigations have been opened in Spain and Italy.
A group called harassment as infrastructure says that the encrypted messaging at telegram goes a long way toward making this possible.
As many as 16 telegram groups existed with 24,000 users.
One single group was reaching tens of thousands of men.
The report says that the women are mainly just ordinary women and that it's their partners,
acquaintances and former partners who are doing this indescribably horrifying criminality.
Most of the time, they never even know that their images are being, A, captured, and B, shared,
and are then the topic of discussion online.
millions
62 million men total
attending an online
rape academy
that number is a little bit squishy
because what that is
is 62 million views on
motherless.com in February
alone
like I said
this is what you get
and what was intended
with the creation
of the manosphere.
It is, it's past, it's past expression.
There aren't words to discuss or to describe how utterly repulsive this is.
But then again, these influencers are making bank telling men how it's all women's fault.
And, you know, there are, like, private groups on social media.
One's called, I put the nice in, why didn't the sex come out?
Because these guys routinely will describe themselves as nice guys.
Jesus.
But that's, that's not all.
There's so much more.
and in fact this is this is part and parcel of an entire social phenomenon because for instance
I read a story ran across a story earlier today describing how the mainline GOP are beginning to sort of
befoul their trousers because they're realizing just how dangerous some of these creeps are.
There he is.
And we've been talking about this little dweeb for a while.
The creep in question is none other than Nick Fuentes.
the report that I'm looking at
notes that
since 2025 alone
he's raked in
no less
the $900,000
from the so-called
G-R-O-Y-P-E-R-S
and Fuentes is of course
an in-sell
Quintas says, and we'll have to see if he means it or if he's, no,
Fuentes says he's going to use the funds to build an, you might recognize this term.
He's going to use the funds to build an invisible empire.
Anybody?
Anybody?
That term's been out there for a while.
The invisible empire of?
Come on.
Yeah.
rimshot for the first person who sends me the rest of the phrase,
the invisible empire of,
but in this case,
Nick Fuentes says they're going to be infiltrators positioned throughout American institutions.
The Washington Post,
rather than pay a journalist to do it,
fed some 1,400 hours of Fuentes' live streams into an AI
to figure out just exactly.
how he's raked this all in.
And he doesn't make any bones about it.
Fuentes says we're an invisible empire.
We're building a cadre of professionals, money, people, bureaucrats,
and we need them to all be waving the flag, but quietly, ideologically, loyally,
we've got to be underground.
That was back in January.
And he's self-sustaining at this point, according to Drew Harwell and Jeremy Merrill
at the Washington Post.
He's most noteworthy for having declared.
declared some time back that it is gay and by that he means homosexual not the 90s
uh-so guy no he made for a man to have sexual congress with a woman and over at the southern
poverty law center uh megan squire a researcher there explained
And the growth of superchats and other micro-payments has helped insulate influencers like Fuentes from the constraints that once made open racism a difficult business.
And for a while, the GOP, the mainstream maggots were just dismissive.
Oh, you know, what an idiot. What a jackass.
Because at that point in time, he was still on the Trump train.
He was in the MAGA circle.
but well
he
he got off the train
and now he
blisters nitwit Nero
at every turn
you know
I hesitate to even use the phrase
right for the wrong reasons
but now
now he claims the power
to mobilize his
gropers and affect
electoral outcomes and one of the
things he's saying
is let the Democrats have it.
We'll get to them later.
Yeah, because he's building an invisible empire.
And, well, Kim, in New York,
there's your rim shot.
The Invisible Empire of the Ku Klux Klan,
not far behind her by mere two minutes,
Steve in New York says,
Oh shit.
Invisible Empire is the KKK.
I had forgotten that.
Yeah.
I was reading the story earlier in the minute I got to Invisible Empire.
I was like, can the Klan sue for gimmick infringement?
Of course, he might defend by saying,
Fuentes might defend it by saying,
I'm one of you boys.
Lee pointing out, if he thinks gay sex is between a man and woman,
I know who skipped health class in high school,
or his education stopped earlier.
This is one of the more, okay, so of all the ivies, darkmouth seems to have the most rightward ideological bent because they've turned out a lot of absolute right-wing assholes, including Nick Fuentes, who at least had a cup of coffee there.
I don't know that he graduated.
Nick Fuentes was there in August of 2017 at the United the Wright rally where the khaki
trousers and polo shirts boys marched with their teaky torches, grunting Jews will not replace us.
And of course, Nick Fuentes himself went to dinner at Magaloko, hosted by none of
other than Tangerine Tiberius himself.
Nick Fuentes was, of course, in the company of the rapper formerly known as Kanye West
and apparently presently known as the.
And see, that's the thing.
What you find out by analyzing the Groypers is that the Venn diagram of fascists
and the Venn diagram of in cells and the Venn diagram of like we were talking about with the lead story, men who drug and rape their own lives.
Well, and, you know, Nazi skin, it's all just a circle.
And, you know, these guys had a profound impact on the 2024 election.
It was this online misogyny promoted by people like Pink Shrek and little Benny drywife Shapiro and his buddy Matt Walsh and lobster daddy Jordan Peterson who actually publicly stated that he has dreams about having sex with his grandmother.
oh, Dr. Freud, all these dudes convinced American, especially impressionable young men that, you know, they're just screwed from the get-go because women. Because women exist. And women aren't out there just giving away sex as a function of some sort of duty or moral imperative.
You know, be afraid.
But not so much be afraid.
Be aware.
These things don't just happen in a vacuum.
I mean, for years and years and years,
the maggots have grunted and groaned and braided and barked
about, you know, how, how atrociously women are treated in hardcore Muslim countries.
And it's probably true.
depending on the country.
But these are, these men who are drugging their wives,
they're from the West.
You know, the vaunted West,
the, the, the, uh,
purveyor of civilization to the benighted world,
West.
Yeah.
And by the way, we're back to another deadline.
Nitwit Niro is threatening Iran again.
had some activity over the weekend the united states navy attacked a an iran tanker this is bad and of course
we have no right to be there we have no right to the straits of hormuz but yeah the united states navy
ordered an iran tanker to stop and when the iran tanker continued they attacked the united states navy
attacked the unarmed tanker.
You know, another act of piracy on the high seas by this gang of crooks, criminals.
And then they sent the United States Marine Corps to board the tanker.
There's not a single moment of the entire transaction that's even remotely liberal.
But as I noted last week, that brilliant speech, for instance, delivered on the floor of the Senate by the senator from Illinois, Tammy Duckworth, was all for not.
It was a debate over whether to rein in nitwit Nero for his unlawful war, his illegal war, his impeachable war.
And of course the maggots got out their knee pads and got down on the ground and bowed and scraped before their orange god in support of undeniable war crimes, plain and simple.
Somewhere along the way, one would hope that there might be consequences for this, but so far it's a big, not thing.
nothing but yeah
geyser disgustus says
come tomorrow Tuesday
that if Iran doesn't
knuckle under I suppose
the ceasefire
such as it was
ends tomorrow but I'd say that we
put paid to that by attacking an unarmed ship
but PBS
in an interview asked nitwit Niro
what happens if the
Peace fire expires tomorrow and he said, well, then lots of bombs are going to go off, start going
off.
I don't know whether they'll come to Islamabad.
If they're not there, that's fine too.
But he also added that if there is a peace deal, I might go to Islamabad, just to sign it by
self.
PBS also had the nerve to ask nitwit Nero about the conflicts of interest that Jared has.
on the negotiating team because there's considerable business interests in the Middle East.
Mitt-Witt Niro answered saying,
he's purely negotiating for the fact that they're not going to have a nuclear weapon.
Whether you have business or not, everybody knows that's the right thing.
He's a very good negotiator.
We're not negotiating anything other than the fact that they will not have a nuclear weapon,
and that's pretty basic when you get right down to it.
He doesn't participate with Zaudi now.
As you know, he's taken, he doesn't do that.
He has a business, but he doesn't participate now.
No, we don't know that.
And anybody who actually believes that, well, I got a bridge.
Fayette County, I'd like to sell you.
So we're back to the brinksmanship.
You know, when I read the news of that act of piracy by the United States Navy,
i had another one of those gee i'm glad my dad's not here to witness this moment he would be so ashamed so ashamed but then again he would have been ashamed from the moment that we you know pearl harbored iran and it went near i admitted that's exactly what we'd done
yeah i know i know nine hundred grand in fifteen months the camel cardinal brother deacon says let's chump change concade our beloved alex jones did that last weekend selling chocolate chicken bone meal and trans blocking funnions jesus read a book
yeah but still those are contributions coming from nazis stone-cold nazis alex jones makes his bones on just garden varieties
generic, crazy people.
Making almost a million dollars from people who are,
honest to goodness, goose-stepping, no-kitting Nazis,
that's another thing altogether.
But since you mentioned Alex Jones,
it's worth pointing out that Alex has decided or declared
that it's not so much that the Democrats have a better
idea or better ideas, according to Alex.
Nitwit Nero's actively throwing the midterms.
Well, Trump continues to insanely flip-flop.
28 times he said since this war started that Israel drug us into that we've won the war
and it's over.
More than 10 times he says that Iran is unconditionally surrendered.
He said on Friday they agreed to all of his demands and totally open.
the threat of hormones, and of course, they hadn't.
And now he's reissued the threats to blow up all their bridges and civilian infrastructure.
But Israel and the U.S. are already doing that, hitting hospitals, bridges, universities, everything else.
This is just beyond insane.
And he was drugging to it by Israel.
The Pentagon told him don't do it.
And now Trump hates everybody that was right.
Oh, blow it out your gazoo, Alex Jones.
The Pentagon told him not to do it.
The Pentagon snapped a salute.
collective salute and said, who ah, and went for it.
Because the people who say no, don't do that are gone.
The closest thing we have is General Raisin, and he ain't much.
Right and warned him about this total disaster that he ran on not ever doing the Iran war.
It's just amazing.
And no prosecutions of all the deep state of but the top Democrat lawyer,
Todd Blanchin at DOJ, on and on.
And on and on.
And we're supposed to...
Is he on the same planet with the rest of us?
A deep state Democrat lawyer, Todd Blanchie?
Has Alex hit the steroids so hard that he can't remember that Todd Blanchie was nitwit Niro's hand-picked
defense counsel?
You know, along of counsel for the parking garage and Emil Beauvais accent grove over the
who's now a circuit judge on the United States Circuit Court of Appeals for the,
what is it, the Second Circuit?
Yep.
Alex, I know you keep trying to work some sort of elevety dimensional chess whereby this isn't just typical Republican behavior,
but, buddy, it is.
Just sit here and love this crap.
It's just poll numbers go straight down,
all the polls show the Republicans are going to lose the midterms in seven months by a landslide,
a disaster.
A total and complete disaster, Trump is not that stupid.
He's made some deal with the deep state to throw the election of the Democrats.
That's the only thing this can be.
And then everybody keeps calling me and asking me, Alex, what did Trump fire you from?
They take it as literal.
Last Friday, two days ago, he said, what it is, huh?
And who are these everybody's who are calling him?
I mean, I suspect it's people who pick their teeth.
with their toenail clippings, but here we are.
He said, you're fired, Jones, like it's the apprentice.
Don't work for Trump.
They didn't want to be on his Trump train.
I'm 1776.
Maga just rode in on that.
I'm for making America great again, but how about free again?
How about honest again?
How about not evil again?
And so when he does this,
How about not sliming the parents of victims of a massacre and
Connecticut again
because he's still trying to weasel out from under that too we'll get there in a minute
you're fired stuff it's just it's just junior high crap oh you're not in the cool club anymore
it's absolutely idiotic I don't want to be in the neocon club with all your former enemies that
were never Trumpers that said screw you Lindsey Graham and all the rest of them and ben
Shapiro and mark levin it's just it's just
Those deads are so close to Trump that if he yawns, you can see Lindsey Graham's smiling face at the back of his throat.
And the same with little Benny Drywife and Mark Levin, whose voice is almost as annoying as Alex's.
And, well, you know, he's got both a voice and a face made for print.
It's insane.
It's totally insane to watch all this happen.
And now he just put out the true social, basically a carbon copy.
No more Mr. Nice Guy.
I'm going to blow up all your bridges and all your power plants.
I'm going to huff and puff and puff and blow down your house.
Three little pigs, if you don't do what I say.
And the straight-or moose is still closed.
It just goes on and on and on.
Just stunt after stunt because he got trapped into a losing situation, a war of attrition.
I'll be on the air today.
4 p.m. Central, 5 p.m. Eastern and 4.com.
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huge news breaking and a lot more today 4 p.m. God bless you all.
Yeah, let's don't and say we didn't.
I didn't know he and I were on the air at the same time.
Lee in New York says,
um,
uh,
Alex is 1776. He does not look well,
but I would not have guessed he was that old.
That's two.
And as to actively throwing the midterms,
Lee says,
the only thing he actively throws is a golf ball under the green trifecta and before the first hour the program's even out how about that but you'll notice in all those places where Alex said you can find his bizarre little program you know Jeff Rance would like his stick back um one of those places is not um
Infowars.com.
And this is a heck of a thing.
Apparently, the long matter of Alex Jones's bankruptcy may be nearing ahead because the onion
has put out or reached another potential resolution to, I'm a,
its goal of taking over Info Wars.
The New York Times reporting,
The battle over Info Wars has been a long and fraught saga,
and Mr. Jones, give me Mr. Jones,
it makes me want to fire up the talking heads.
Mr. Jones, put a wiggle in your step.
Mr. Jones, a notorious peddler of lies and invective,
wouldn't it be nice if the New York Times could find its way to,
describing geyser disgust us that way too, because it's true, has used his bully pulpit for more
than a year to crusade against the Onion's efforts to take over the platform. The site is in limbo
because of a series of defamation lawsuits against Mr. Jones filed by families of victims of the
mass shooting in 2012 at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut, which Mr. Jones falsely claimed
was a hoax. Well, the parent-cold.
Company of the Onion, Global Tetrahedron, of course, won the auction, but those results were voided
by the judge for lack of transparency. So the new plan is to turn Info Wars into a comedy
site that satirizes the conspiratorial nature of everything that Alex Jones does.
They've even gone so far as to hire Tim Heidecker as creative director, and he said,
I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic,
negative destructive force of info wars and rebranded as this beautiful place for creativity.
And the onion also plans to sell merch and share the proceeds with the Sandy Hook families.
We're excited to lie constantly for cold, hard cash, but this time in a cool way and we'll make sure
some of it gets back to the families. That was Ben Collins, the CEO of Global Tetrahedron.
but basically the onion is offering the bankruptcy court to manage the website for $1,800 a month
if the judge in Texas will just approve the agreement.
And of course, Alex Jones will appeal and appeal and appeal and appeal and appeal.
Still, it's a step forward.
Oh, and we've had another firing.
You know, we, what was it, Friday that we were talking about when nitwit Nero would get around to firing a dude?
Well, nope.
Sorry.
This time it's Lori Chavez de Remmer.
She's the Secretary of Labor.
Former W.W.E. hype man, Stephen Chone, said, Labor Secretary, Lori Chon.
said,
Labor Secretary,
Lori Chavez de Rimmer
will be leaving the administration
to take a position
in the private sector.
She's done a phenomenal job in her role
by protecting American workers
in acting fair labor practices
and helping Americans
gain additional skills
to improve their lives.
Keith Sonderling will take on the role
of acting secretary of labor,
thereby meaning that, once again,
there won't, you know,
we've got an acting AG.
and now we're going to have an acting secretary of labor the only one they thought that they could actually get through the confirmation process was work boyne because he was coming from the senate itself so the question obtains just how fucked up does trash patel have to get to get the acts you did a phenomenal job lorry you're fired and then who's the uh uh uh
Who's the Secretary of Agriculture?
The one who said that Americans can eat very well for $3 a day,
a little piece of chicken and some pieces of broccoli, she said.
Yeah.
Oh, but I mentioned the onion a moment ago,
and this deserves a play, namely from the Onion News Network,
U.S. reaches trade deal with pedophiles.
Sometimes the onion gets a little too close.
Sometimes it feels more real than it is.
That's strange.
Late earlier, the output.
U.S. reaches trade deal with pedotopia.
Despite years of tension between the countries,
Trump announced the special relationship on group social,
officially known as the Pido Agreement on Critical Minerals
minerals and transnational Loditas grants Americans the right to import 1.2 million cubic yards
of prepubescence annually. Ethics watchdogs sounded the alarm, however, noting that the US Pito
agreement would give child sex offenders with ties to Trump family businesses preferential
access to the reserves of children arriving on shipping containers. A recent ProPublica investigation
found that deals have already been struck for a number of the president.
and its friends, Trump International Golf Club, to be built on the
Piedotopian coast.
It would be easy to believe that.
Petotopia.
One of the other, oh, here, let's see if this will play.
We've had another siding of that plagiarist and creep.
Little Benny Johnson, who interviewed
a maggot
on his show, of course, namely representing Clay Fuller of Georgia Stan.
And Clay, he wants to modify how we deal with certain people in this here,
country.
Winning first week, I mean, you get to Congress, and then Congress has one of the largest
sex scandal blowups in history.
I don't know how close you are to Eric Swalwell's old office or Tony Gonzalez.
But this has been a bit of a roller coaster.
And just for background, this is the creep who is replacing marginal trailer queen, apparently.
Yeah, what have you learned the last week?
Well, and that was one of my first legislative priorities, and that's something that I'm currently working on,
is to hold bad actors accountable in Congress.
My background, I was an elected district attorney before hopping into this position,
and I was in a lieutenant colonel in the International Guard.
My job has been to ensure the integrity in honor of the institutions that I was a part of.
We have to bring that back to Capitol Hill.
So I'm working on some ideas and some legislation that will hold bad actors on Capitol Hill accountable
because I think the American people want to see it.
What does that sound like?
Those are like, we call them weasel words, but it's like, hold them accountable.
Like, people are sick of hearing that because nobody ever gets held accountable.
So you can be real on our show.
You can, you know, like, I know there's other shows that you have to stay all locked up for.
But like, what does that mean?
What would you like to see?
Right?
You're a prosecutor from Georgia, right?
For the country.
Like, what's country justice look like for you?
Absolutely.
I want to see people in jail.
And the thing is, we need targeted specific legislation that,
that provides stiffer penalties for people who are in a position of trust.
And it could be a member of Congress, and you could talk about a number of different positions
where people are in a profession of trust.
And I think you need stiffer sentencing penalties.
And then for our most serious crimes, if you are in a position of trust and you commit rape,
then you should face the death penalty, in my opinion.
I know that there's a Supreme Court case on point related to this issue.
But I think we on the right, as conservatives, should be offering, I don't think it's controversial across the country.
If you talk to people about how should we treat child molesters, how should we treat rapists, they would expect that the death penalty should be on the table for those crimes.
And so that's what I'm advocating for, just making sure that people go to jail and go to jail for a long time and for our most egregious offenses that they face the stiffest penalty that we can offer as a society.
Yeah, I mean, Libs love China, right?
They love old school totalitarianism.
God, he's stupid.
Libs love China.
Old school totalitarianism?
We're living in old school totalitarianism, and trust me, we don't love it.
Do we love it?
I don't think we love it.
The amount of things that you can get the death penalty for in China, drug dealing, you can get the death penalty.
Right?
Like, rape, of course, you get the death penalty.
Exactly what you're talking.
about, you know, because you want a structured, orderly, and clean society. And so you have to
show people that you're not allowed to behave this way. And that's like the best deterrent,
frankly, is a harsh punishment. So you're saying that under, you know, just law, that somebody
who behaved allegedly in the way that Eric Swallow behaved, but like there are a dozen or more
different people with varying arrays of allegations, a ton of them worked with Eric Swallow. A lot of the
data and evidence is all backing up.
You know, he has 50 staffers sign a letter saying he's a monster.
So you're saying that that could, like, under just law, that should be the death penalty.
Just law?
Now are you, we're throwing the word just around?
Why, it was just last week or so, but the maggots were completely at odds with the idea of just war.
you know when pope leo enunciated what just war means it doesn't mean
just war
it's a question of that which is just and that which is not
but just law in the united what oh
you know you know you know they want to execute don't you
of course i haven't looked at the allegations specifically
and i'd have to look at a victim statement to see if this would apply but yes if if you
use force, if an individual uses force to rape somebody, which is an element of rape,
my personal opinion, and this has been my personal opinion as a prosecutor, as a father,
if a woman is raped, that person should face the death penalty.
I think we'd have a better country, quite frankly.
I do, too.
I'm so glad I asked the question.
Do these fuckwits realize how many maggot men they would be sending to the horizontal crucifixion?
table because they would i mean that's a that's a lot of men out there and see see how the dots
kind of connect with the piece of yarn between the pushpins uh because that's a lot of that's a lot of men
who are out there drugging and raping their wives and profiting from it with live streams and the like
Yeah
I mean
I'm willing to bet the majority of those dudes are
You know like I said
From the manosphere
The manosphere
Doesn't really do a very good job
Of capturing those liberals
No
And it's so bad
Well you know we all know what happened with
Walwell and God
I'm not I'm no one
to defend him.
But, well, okay, this
case, well, let's just finish
this stupid clip first.
I see, guys.
Yeah, it's an important to turn it. You mentioned
you mentioned drug distribution.
That's another thing that I want to take a look at. So there are
foreign actors who are bringing in carfetanol
is pouring across our border now.
Fentanyl is pouring across our border. And they're coming from
which which border there, Chud?
You mean the port of Los Angeles?
You mean Seattle?
Yeah, because it's coming from China.
No, he's about to say something stupid, I'm certain.
From foreign actors in China in the cartels.
And I know you know this as well as anybody, Benny,
but the number one killer 18 to 40 in the United States right now is fentany.
And if you are bringing poison in our...
Oh, since we're going to...
Hey, Chud, since we're going to talk about the number one
killer of people. What's the number one killer of kids under 16? Huh? Yeah. Yeah. Do you know the answer to that,
Chud? Why, look, it's guns, not fentanyl, not the cartels and the Chinese. It's guns.
It's guns. Good old Merkin guns. Yeah. How about that?
our community, if you are killing Americans at that rate, you should also be facing the
stiffest building that we can offer as a society because you are literally murdering people.
So those foreign actors that are a part of this, I know that the DOJ recently indicted some Chinese
actors for fentanyl components.
I would like to offer the DOJ the ability.
And there we are again, fentanyl.
Maybe at some point in time, some pharmaceutical scientists, some
chemist or something might
explain the difference
to Chud
here between
fentanyl and fentanyl.
They're different chemical
compounds. I don't know
enough to say that
they're substantially different, but
fentanyl is what is
killing Americans
on a daily basis.
To offer the death,
when you're killing that many Americans.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
What what? I love this answer. Again, like, this is exactly what the people want to hear.
Well, at least we want to know where someone's heart is.
I had Tim Burchard.
Yeah, come on. Come on, Benny. Show us your hands, honey.
I don't trust you. Show us your hands.
When Firal's saying he wants to, he wants to convict and then hang some of the, some of the Epstein people.
He said that on our show. And boy, that was a banger.
Yeah, that'd be a banger, all right. I mean,
what if you what if you convicted and hanged the one person who was mentioned more than anybody else in the Epstein files
the one person whose name is mentioned in the Epstein files more than Jesus is mentioned in the New Testament
yeah that'd be something wouldn't it absolutely but meanwhile
yeah this this story concerns Nancy Hatchet face Mace
because Nancy Hatchet-Face Mace, I mean, granted, she's a Lulu.
But the fact of the matter is, after the resignations of Eric Swalwell and Tony Gonzalez,
Nancy Mace went running to the nearest microphone and camera,
well, Nancy Hatchet-Face has a point.
speaking to
of all people
Roger Stone
she said over the weekend
I submit to you that Corey Mills
makes Eric Swalwell look like Mother
Teresa
Cory Mill should definitely be on this list
there's a self-funding
very wealthy 100%
Magas standing in the wings ready to file
for the seat to represent the Trump
America First agenda
Yeah
But
that's a hell of a thing
to say. So, Corey Mills, who, by the way, has an absolute raft of allegations against him,
including that he has beaten women. Well, he's drafted a resolution and calling for Nancy Hatchet-Face
to be removed from the Congress. I love watching fascists fight amongst themselves. It's
It's, it's, it's, it's gratifying.
Corey Mills based his allegations on the fact that Nancy had a hissy at Charleston International Airport in South Carolina.
The two don't really, they don't, they don't, they don't balance very well.
for her part nancy said cori mills lied about his military service has been accused of beaten women has a restraining order against him and has allegedly been stuffing his own pockets with federal contracts while sitting in the congress as a survivor i will always stand up and write the wrongs of others as long as they're straight and white and sis he's only coming after me because he knows he's next
Well, I hope he is next.
Do you realize what that would do to Mullah Moses, Mike Johnson?
If Corey were to be forced to step down now,
Mulla Moses Mike Johnson's majority would be zero.
Whoops.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Sometimes I just have to give myself a little bit of hope here and there.
Right.
Yeah, Mika going back to, you know, since Chud there from Georgia,
wants to start prosecuting crooks.
Micah asked, what about 34 felony convictions?
Not saying maybe death penalty,
but some fucking consequences would be nice.
Yeah.
They would be, wouldn't they?
Be lovely.
And by the way, as we approach the halfway point of the program,
thank you so much, Smitty.
Smitty just took us down to 5475.
Ralph's challenge is met.
Thank you so much.
He said, hope this helps.
Keep up the good work.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That means so much.
I don't know.
I don't know about other people who do this work.
But knowing that what happens here matters to this community
validates the entire reason for doing it.
So thanks, Minnie.
Thanks again.
Before we go into the next story,
just law
Jeremy says
it's a stand-in for biblical law
probably with this bunch
the notion
of just war is a
theological argument
I mean
just war can't exactly
be found in the Old Testament
you know
where for instance God
yeah sure
where God tells the
children of Israel to go in and murder every man of a particular group and murder all the women
who have had sex but to save the virgins so the priests of their God could rape them.
And by the way, Ralph says, thanks, Smitty.
Thank you, Ralph.
And as to who's the Secretary of Agriculture?
Brookie Rollins, yes.
Thank you, Lee, serving as the Horn Ad Hoc Agriculture Secretary Research Department.
Thank you.
And Lee adds guns, but, but, but, Roxanne.
Charlie Kirk told us we have to accept some people getting killed by guns.
What could go wrong?
Also, release all the Epstein files.
Absolutely. We can't lose sight of that.
Yeah, and of course it's worth noting that Charlie lost the gun debate by a long shot.
Sending Oregon's worst, Christopher says, hi, Roxanne, hi Christopher.
Here's a link regarding the latest Trumpian firing you mentioned.
I heard some reports that the sex pesting going on over at the Labor Department far surpassed that at any of Hugh Hefner's parties or
Caligula's Feasts.
Oh dear.
From NPR,
Trump's Labor Secretary resigns
amid investigation into misconduct.
She's done a phenomenal job,
remember?
Stephen Chung,
butter aficionado
said that.
But
three members of the Trump
2025 cabinet are out
and they're all women.
Funny how that happens.
Going back to
January, the New York Post had a story about the Inspector General at Labor looking into
information received that Chavez de Rimmer was, oh, look, having sexy time with a subordinate,
getting loaded on the job.
I wonder if she and Trash Patel were drinking buddies.
You know what?
If you were a member of this cabinet, you think you might have a drinking problem, too?
It's got to be a challenge to be a hardcore, dedicated maggot and sober at the same time.
She's also alleged to have used taxpayer-funded travel to visit friends and family members.
I know.
Wrong accent, Christopher.
She can barely be Chavez de Rimmer.
can barely be bothered to even have show up at her office in D.C.
What's that line from Caddyshack?
Do you ever go to work?
I don't really go there.
I hate the place, the lumberyard.
Now, she stayed away from D.C.
by launching a listening to her called America at Work.
She went to all 50 states with that one
and managed to stay the hell away from D.C.
Both her chief of staff and deputy chief of staff
have been on leave since January,
and they each resigned early March.
March 26th, Melissa Roby,
another senior member of the labor staff,
said, oh, I was fired
back on March 24th.
That's after she sat down for a four-hour-long interview
with the Inspector General. Funny how that happens.
And, I mean, it's nothing to laugh about.
God damn.
Lori Chavez de Remmer is married to Sean DeRemmer.
He's an anesthesiologist in Portland, Oregon.
Funny how this program started with a story
about men figuring out how to anesthetize their wives and then rape them.
Well, it turns out that Dr. Sean de Rimmer was banned from entering the Labor Department
headquarters because at least two staffers there said that he had touched them inappropriately.
touched them inappropriately is another is is is a term the it's more of a sewing circle term for groped
the uh dc police and federal prosecutors quietly made that allegation go away because well
wineboxed jeanine had bigger fish to fry sure you know like going over and trying to invade
the construction site at the at the fed and at one point in
time she was a
supposed to be a
big win for
nitwit Nero
because
appointing her was apparently
a sop
thrown to
the horrid teamster president
Sean O'Brien, you know, the guy in the
bromance with Mark Wayne.
O'Brien was fan-girling
over Chavez de Grammer because when
she was in Congress she was
one of only a tiny handful of Republicans who supported the Pro Act that would have made it easier for working people to organize into unions.
It would have even gone so far as to overturn state-level Right to Work Act laws.
Back when he appointed her, Nitt Niro, just flush with the thrill of getting a second turn.
said that Lori's strong support from both the business and labor communities will ensure that the labor
department can unite Americans of all backgrounds.
Not so much anymore.
And given the fact that her staff is gone and she's gone, the guy who's going to be acting
labor secretary, Keith Sondering, he's been running the Department of Labor anyway.
So why not, but they're not.
they haven't it's easier to have him be acting i wonder if part of their calculation there
and say well if he's not confirmed by the senate then uh he can't be involved in any 25th amendment
considerations curiously though the 25th amendment uses language that says the heads of departments
it doesn't say secretaries of or members of the cabinet and saundering was
even at the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission under the Biden administration.
He was nominated by Trump during the first term to fill a Republican seat.
Well, Biden just left him right there.
Good snag, Christopher.
Thank you.
Oh, and we are at the halfway point of the program.
This is a conversation radio program.
If anybody would care to chime in, share your thoughts.
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If you've got a bee under your bonnet or a burr under your saddle, well, deal with that.
Don't want to leave them bees under bonnets or burrs under saddles.
It's irritating to whomever is wearing the bonnet or the saddle.
Oh, but I mentioned trash fatale and, you know, being shasted.
We talked about this at the very end of the program on Friday.
and uh well trash patel was infuriated by the atlantic story you take that back is all wrong i don't barricade
myself in my office and get drunk uh nobody's ever needed a needed like a swat thingy for like bashing
down doors.
I'm a sober as a judge.
And so now he's filed a lawsuit for $250 million against the Atlantic,
who has one hell of the loss of legal staff and are more than ready to go.
the Jeffrey Goldberg, the editor of the Atlantic, said, oh, we stand by our work, which is another way of
saying, bring it boys, because we're going to have Discovery. Yes. Micah, did you put that,
did you put that meme up? Because that was, that was classic. You know, the discovery should be great in this case.
and the pettifogger who filed the suit on behalf of Trash Patel is a really bad lawyer, namely Jesse Banal, not B-A-N-A-L, but B-A-N-A-L.
Jesse Ben-L has in the past, for instance, represented people like, The Trader Michael Flynn.
and as Rick Wilson pointed out, Flynn and Benal in their lawsuit against Rick Wilson lost in spectacular fashion.
Rick Wilson said, Jesse Benal is a name that should ring a bell for anyone who followed Trump's post-2020 legal clown show and who follows against all enemies.
That's his gig.
Benal isn't just a bad bet.
He's a legal losing streak with a law degree.
Ow!
That's going to sting.
His defamation suit for Mark Robinson against CNN over the black Nazis to worry Robinson withdrew it himself, calling it a futile effort before the judge could even rule.
His case for the Flynn family against CNN dismissed on summary judgment.
Yeah.
Devin Nunez hired him to sue Esquire for implying his Iowa dairy farm used undocumented.
labor and discovery, there it is, proved the farm did use undocumented labor.
Oopsie.
Mm-hmm.
And he said Wilson did that given the reputation of the Atlantic and what he called banal's, quote,
endless vomit of defamation suits and threats that he called Maga Lawfare,
And he said, well, the Atlantic's going to tear him apart, and I'm here for it.
Oh, Rick Wilson, so are the rest of us, especially discovery.
Closing with a near mortal wound.
This is the guy Cash Patel is sending to war against the Atlantic's legal team, a man whose entire defamation practice is apparently built on the theory that if he loses enough cases, the Supreme Court will eventually feel sorry for.
for him and overturn New York Times versus Sullivan.
Good luck with that, counselor.
And, by the way, at least one member of the court really wants to overturn New York Times
versus Sullivan.
That, of course, would be Clarence Pubes on the Coke Can Fappy Thomas.
And we've got a little bit more information about the speechify, and I think what I think
we talked about this primarily when I was co-hosting for Malloy with Tara, went down to the University
of Texas at Austin and delivered this insane broadside against progressives, citing as one of the
great progressive boogeyman of history, Woodrow Wilson. No, really. Well, it turns out we found out
why FAPE went to the University of Texas. It's almost self-explanatory. FAPE went there on Wednesday and blathered on about
the declaration of independence and things that were just painfully ironic to come out of his mouth.
and he was there at the behest of the School of Civic Leadership,
also known as Civitas, Kiwitas.
And the speech of fine took place at the University of Texas'
Hog Memorial Auditorium.
I think he's back in Texas history.
In fact, I remember my lone trip to the Lone Star State
walking around the UT campus with Dr. Allen, who is a proud son of UT, and seeing the various busts of people instrumental in university and Texas history, and one of them was a guy named Hog, H.O. G.G.
And he in particular is that hog who had two daughters, whom he named IMA and Yura, not kids.
But it was a cherry-picked audience and comprised of university bigwigs and right-wing professors and students from the Civitas school and their leadership forum, which means that their little right-wing jackasses too.
did I mention that one of the benefactors of the Civitas Institute is none other than, wait, who?
That's right.
Har-har Crow.
You know, the guy who suddenly decided he needed a black friend when, well, the very instant that FAPE was confirmed to the court.
and then
you know
Har Har started paying for
swanky
vacations and
motor
half a million dollar motor
coaches
so that
Fappy could go and hang out with his people
in the Walmart parking lot grill and weanies
on a little on a little habachi
so yeah
Har Har Har Crow
paid for
the group he was speaking to and paid for, well, he's been paying for a long time,
just paid for fee simple ownership of FAPI.
Well, no word on whether FAPE's going anywhere,
but there had been a great deal of gossip in or speculation in the last few weeks
that maybe Sammy Badbreath was getting ready to hang up his
his robes and hood but no apparently not because
Sammy Badbreath has already started hiring and this is a process that
that's you know it's offset from the present by about two years
he started hiring his next crop
of Supreme Court law clerks
you know the next crop of little fascists
who will write Sammy Bad Breath's fascist opinions for him.
So, you know, as far as I'm concerned, yeah, stay put.
Stay put, Sammy.
Stay put, Fappy.
I want you all, I want you there all the way to January the 20th, 209, when hopefully we inaugurate a Democratic president.
And then, well, we'll just let nature take its course.
Okay?
Yeah.
It seems like the best possible, that seems like the best possible outcome at the University of Texas.
FAPP he said, I hope that my talk today can help in some small way inaugurate another great initiative.
The state of Texas has planned to restore the teaching of civic education and Western civilization at a central place in this flagship university.
Your plans could not have come in a more important moment for our nation.
as if it was spontaneous.
These little western sieve curricula
are popping up like toad stools
after a warm spring rain all over the country.
And while I'm usually in favor of doing things
like teaching classical civilization,
the Greeks, the Romans,
oops, the Persians,
in this case, I'm not quite so sure.
Because they'll cherry pick it
to make their case for fascism.
Now,
FAPI is from Georgia,
but the president of UT,
Jim Davis,
introduced him saying that,
well,
Fappy here,
who asks people about pubs on Coke cans,
he's got the longhorn spirit.
I added the puberty.
on the Coke can part, but well, he's got that longhorn spirit and gave him a customized Texas longhorn
football jersey with number 91 on it to represent the year that he sleezed his way onto the court
when a bunch of old men senators chose to believe a credibly accused sexual abuser over the
the woman he abused. And he actually had the nerve, FAPP he did, to blather on about the promise of
equality. At the same time, he was blathering about the Declaration of Independence, which specifically
left out the issue of our original sin in this country, you know, the enslavement of human beings,
because they wouldn't have been able to get signatures from the representatives from Georgia and South Carolina and other ones from Virginia, besides Thomas Jefferson, North Carolina, Maryland.
Yeah, he actually had the nerve to say.
racial discrimination was grossly incompatible with our own constitution.
Fappy, did you miss that three-fifths clause there, buddy?
It was expressly racial discrimination enshrined in the Constitution.
But no, no, no, the Constitution founded inequality
and, you know, leaving out everything from 1787 all the way through the Civil War, up past Plessy v. Ferguson, he said,
The justices must have known it all along for 60 disgraceful years. They made American children like me grow up in a racial caste system because it was easier to do that than do the right thing.
Fappy, who did the right thing?
Lyndon Baines Johnson did the right thing.
And yet here you are.
And every chance you get, you attack the Voting Rights Act, the Civil Rights Act,
Brown versus Board of Education, the entire foundational principles of doing the right thing.
He went on to blather about anti-Semitism, which is,
a problem as is Islamophobia in this country as is racism as is xenophobia see the ice goons whom
fappy expressly endorsed and you know how about how about the women yeah fappy was all for making
sure that women like in texas would die bleeding out after a miscarriage because the
those freedom-loving white Texan men and women cared more about a little lump of tissue than they did about
a living, breathing woman. Of course, when he was talking about the current bigotry, he had nothing
to say about the fact that in his concurrence to Dobbs versus Jackson whole women's health,
he begged right-wing 501c3 tax-exempt grip.
to bring him cases that he could use to build a majority to overturn everything having to do with the concept of substantive due process.
And that would be Obergefell, Lawrence, Bostock, everything but Loving versus Virginia, which is why he was able to marry Jinjin.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, stick around, Fappy.
Stick around. It would be fun to see the look on your face when you're replaced by an actual justice capable of caring as much about real human beings as you do about the little fetuses.
Oh, really. Stick around, hon. Because everything changes. If a demonstration.
Democrat gets to replace him and Sammy Badbreath, which brings me to another story, not that I'm
surprised by the concept, by the, well, but not, not that I'm surprised to find out that this guy's
as crooked as a dog's hind leg, but, well, still, it bears, it bears noting.
there was a pretty big story that broke over the weekend.
The New York Times got hold of some internal communications on the court.
And you remember why his nickname is Old Balls and Strikes, right?
Because back when he was being confirmed, having been appointed, nominated by Dub.
John Roberts, whose very first legal job in government was trying to overturn the Voting Rights Act under Nixon,
you have to mention these things so that we can remember the context and be cognizant of the context in which these dirty fascists operate.
Well, he perjured himself because he's a right-wing ideologue all the way down to,
his toenails. He's a soldier in the right-wing war against democracy and basic human common decency.
And so he perjured himself at his confirmation hearings declaring that he was only going to the
court to call balls and strikes. People with more than two brain cells rubbed together knew
that was bullshit when the minute it came out of his mouth.
But the maggots sat there and fulminated and praised him up one wall and down the other for his equanimity.
Well, it turns out, according to the New York Times, it's all a sham.
It's a scam.
He has been, as Jordan Rubin pointed out at MS now, an activist all along.
activist? I don't think that word does nearly as much, is carrying nearly the freight that
it needs to be carried here. The Times basically had a thinky piece about the origins of what we now
call the shadow docket. And they published internal memos that they'd gotten our hands on. Going back to
2016, when the guy who's supposed to be calling balls and strikes was doing anything but, and in fact,
moved with lightning speed to stop Barack Obama's signature environmental plan, the clean power
plan that would have started reducing with a goal of finally eliminating the nation's
reliance on coal-fried power plants.
And as the Times explained it, the case hadn't even...
gotten its own legs under it in terms of working its way through the federal judiciary.
It hadn't been sufficiently briefed in the courts below.
There was still tons more work to be done.
But nonetheless, because again, remember, he started out as a wild-eyed ideologue,
he wanted to take a chainsaw to the Voting Rights Act, and he lost that at the time.
But the Times noted that the correspondent shows that at a critical moment for the country and the court, the papers show, he acted as a bulldozer in pushing to stop Mr. Obama's plan to address the global climate crisis, adding when colleagues warned the Chief Justice that he was proposing an unprecedented move, he was dismissive.
I recognize that the posture of this stay request is not typical, but this is the most expensive regulation ever imposed on the power sector.
It's too big, costly, and consequential for the court not to act immediately.
Back then, Ruth Bader Ginsburg was still on the court, so was Stephen Breyer.
Elena Kagan said,
the chief justice wants
unprecedented intervention
she wound up writing the dissent in the published order
what business
does a Supreme Court justice have
in sorting out whether or not
something is
dangerous to the power sector
maybe he's
maybe he's got some money tied up
in that power sector
God knows
Sammy Bad Breath does.
In fact, Sammy Bad Breath said,
if we don't block that one's legislation,
well, our institutional legitimacy will be in the toilet.
No, the institutional legitimacy dies, died,
when they decided to jump into a case that wasn't ripe for decision.
And this is all completely at odds with things like,
Oh, the story from a month or so ago where he sat down and blathered about,
oh, these personal attacks on the justices have to stop.
He's just another hack, God.
And once they got away with it in the Clean Power Plan litigation,
they realized they had a heck of a tool on their hands.
And that's why the shadow docket has been used,
profligately to do things like letting the ice goons continue to abduct people who haven't done
anything wrong, letting them engage in the most rank and repulsive racial profiling, among other
things.
Just crooked as a dog's hind leg.
and I'm so old I can remember in 2016 during the Great Purity Wars saying, listen, we got to get behind Hillary because we can at least count on her to not appoint an absolute fascist to the bench.
But people weren't really interested.
And so, you know, people stayed home.
People were Bernie or bust.
and as a result
we got Donald Trump
who then gave us
well
frat boy Neil
and beerboof and
babbubbrabb brat
cavan his law clerk's
squee and quiff
and of course
before Ruth Bader Ginsburg's
body was even cold and in the dirt
the handmaid
consequences consequences
calling balls and strikes Lee in New York says he's as good as an umpire as the Mets have been at playing
baseball in their most recent 11 games except the Mets are not doing it on purpose METS Mets Mets Mets
no that's JETS JETS Jets Jets Jets and I forget who I heard mentioning this but the predictive
markets that everybody's so enamored with these days polymarket and Calci well on one of those
obnoxious platforms.
There's betting going on on whether Jesus comes back this year, and there are 4% who are voting yes
with their wallets, while only 1% is voting yes on the question of will the JETS Jets, Jets, Jets,
win the Super Bowl.
I'm not sure, but I think the Jets are already mathematically eliminated.
I think that comes with just being the Jets.
and I heard a euphemism somewhere
for what M-E-T-S stands for
and I can't remember right off the top of my head
but I got a giggle out of it
going back to
Trash Patel
Christopher in Oregon says
wait
Deputy Cash soberer than a judge
well only if it's used to be Judge
Jin Soak Janine
I think they each have alarms on their watches
that alert when their blood alcohol level gets dangerously under point two oh wait a minute
under point two oh i'm i'm going to sue for two hundred and fifty million dollars
oh trash you're not don't trump and and and the atlantic's not going to knuckle under to you
under to you like a bc did with nitwit nero and cbs and etc going back to the cabinet
Lee says, no, everything's fine in the liquor cabinet, based on what I saw on the internet.
And from Emilio, remembering those heady days of the purity wars,
F. Hillary, Jill Stein can win.
She just needs 100 million Americans to write her name in and millions of Republicans to stay home.
Neo-none-pure shell.
Yeah.
Ralph says breaking.
U.S. military veterans are occupying the cannon house office building.
in D.C. to protest the U.S.'s war on Iran.
That's interesting.
There's a good 20 or 30 people there.
Let's check the audio.
And the war on Iran.
They're all standing there at parade rest.
Can't make out the audio.
One veteran holding a folded flag of a fallen veteran.
Another wearing a kaffia.
Good for them.
It takes courage to do something.
like that does indeed oh but it's worth noting in in conjunction with the whole balls and
strikes thing that at least there's one lone voice on the court that says stop this is
wrong and that's of course justice katangy brown jackson she went to yale law school and
delivered an address called equity and exigency
of first principal's solution
for the Supreme Court's emergency docket.
She said we need to go back to judicial restraint
and let cases make their way through the system
as we once did.
She described herself as very troubled
by the institutional costs
that are being imposed on the court
and its relationships with the lower courts,
let alone
the impact
is having on the court's reputation
with the American people.
They're all crooks.
I wonder if we'll find out at some point
that old balls and strikes
was hooked on pills like Rehnquist was.
I mean, is anyone surprised
at this level of corruption?
Oh, and I don't know how sober he was
when he said it,
but Trash Patel is now saying
that there are arrests
coming soon. We have the information that backs President Trump's allegations about the 2020
election. Oh, he knows he's in trouble and he really wants to do something to stay in Daddy's
good graces. And speaking of Katanji Brown Jackson, earlier today, she filed a solo dissent.
This is the second time I think she's done that. The last time I recall was when
even Elena Kagan and Sonia Sotomayor sided with the fascists to say, fuck those trans kids.
Torture them. Sure, go ahead.
In a case in which a therapist had never even had a trans adolescent for a patient.
It was all made up.
This time, Justice Jackson was addressing the, uh,
a case called District of Columbia versus R.W.
That case said that, well, the lower court had said that a police officer violated the Fourth Amendment rights of a person they stopped without reasonable suspicion.
The fascists on the court said, we're going to overturn this one because the previous ruling didn't take into consideration the totality of circumstances,
which is just a bullshit way in a per curiam order to say,
we're pro-cop and anti-constitution.
Descending, Justice Jackson said,
as to the assessment of which particular facts to weigh and to what extent,
I can't fathom why that kind of fact-bound determination warranted correction by this court.
Elena Kagan joined the majority on that one, too.
Jesus.
she said that her colleagues were just wordsmithing and said i cannot fathom how you seven could second guess the lower court in rejecting the police's claims
even if i would have assigned more heft to a particular fact in my own first instance assessment i would not word smith a lower court in this fashion in my view this is not a worthy accomplishment for the unusual step of summary reversal therefore i respectfully dissent
This one I don't think she read from the bench.
We've got a long way to go to write this ship.
Meanwhile, earlier today, Sammy Bad Breath had a moment
because he didn't participate in the three decisions that were announced today.
Johnson and Johnson Consumer versus New High Nargis,
Johnson and Johnson and Adel versus San Diego City employees at Al.
and March Anthony W. versus United States.
Apparently, Mama has stocks in or relationships somewhere in all of those.
Because going back as far as 2024, Bloomberg noted that either Sammy Bad Breath or the boss, his wife, has a lot, have a lot of stock, including a subsidiary of, well, Johnson and Johnson.
That brings in Jimmy Hoover, who's a Supreme Court reporter at the National Law Journal and law.com.
He wrote,
Just heard a doozy from Justice Alito in today's Supreme Court argument about federal court procedure.
When have we reached out to overrule a decision when we haven't been asked to do it?
As he noted, that would be the Dobbs decision where the petition for Mississippi didn't even ask the court to overrule Roe v. Wade.
and of course Sammy Bad Breath was the one who wrote and then leaked that decision.
It must have broken Nitwit Niro's heart when it became clear that Sammy Badbreath wasn't going to step down.
Nitwit Niro sure wanted to appoint some fresh-faced barely out of law school youngen
to sit on the court for the next 70 years.
and we are into the third hour of the program.
We're down to 5475 to finish the month.
That means 2475 to just get the month halfway funded.
Hopefully we can keep the ball rolling.
Thank you to Smitty and Ralphs and an anonymous friend for keeping today from being a goose egg.
Thank you.
Well, earlier in the program, we had the Chud,
who's the new Congress critter from Georgia.
talking about who he wants to execute.
Well, from execution to carving up the states,
the last time we carved one state out of another was June the 20th, 1863.
Well, over at the show formerly hosted by Charles James Kirk,
Andrew Colvette
who subs in there
I mean you can't expect Erica
Kirk to do that every day
she'd be goodness no
they're mad at Virginia
because northern Virginia
has the populational heft
to turn Virginia
blue
when compared to the
more sparsely populated
parts of Virginia where the
The red hat wearing people who pick their teeth with their toenail clippings live and vote.
Yeah, these maggots, they love them some Constitution until they don't.
Oh, and say that thing back in 2019 and say gerrymandering is bad because at that time for her and for Democrats, it was bad.
It's not bad for them right now.
So they have no problem changing their language because changing their language is what they need to do,
to get what they want.
Now, this is all about Virginia considering redistricting to get rid of their maggots in their
congressional delegation.
Virginia would not be doing this, and I don't know if this clown will get around to mentioning
it, but Virginia wouldn't be doing this if Texas didn't start the whole ball rolling
and got punched in the mouth by California.
and other maggot states considering the same thing
with states like Virginia and
oh, Illinois, say,
go ahead, because we're ready to do the same thing.
Two can play at this game.
We're not going to lay down for you, bastards.
As far as her current political situation in Virginia,
she's deeply unpopular.
And my guess is that when you,
if you were to ask her office or people on her team,
they'd say, yeah, we don't really care.
You get one term in Virginia.
You don't get to be governor over and over and over again.
She is there for four years.
She is going to do as much damage on behalf of Democrats as she possibly can.
And I quite...
You know, damage.
Like undoing the hateful bullshit that the maggot in the office previously did.
That's damage, according to a maggot.
undoing the hate
undoing the bigotry
undoing the xenophobia
you know
try to make the old
drag the old dominion
kicking and screaming into the 21st century
frankly don't think anyone over there gives a crap
about how unpopular she is because the thing is
if you have 100% disapproval
she still has 100% of the power
so what do they care
and truthfully it's it's very tough in Virginia
specifically we've been
I don't know if blessed is the right term.
Is it tough in Virginia?
Democrats, when they mismanaged California, they can drive everyone out because they make it,
you can't really afford to live there, you can't pursue a good job, you can't raise a family,
they'll import people.
Yeah, yeah, not one good job in California.
Not one person able to live there.
Who's making life miserable in California?
Who drove up the cost of living?
Who drove up real estate prices?
That was not Gavin Newsom.
That was the tech bro billionaires.
You can't, if what I'm told is correct, you can't get a,
you can't get a cardboard refrigerator box over a sewer grate for less than $2,000 a month out there.
But here we are.
And of course, that's Abigail Span.
Burger? What? And by the way, the one creep who was talking first, that was Sean Davis,
who is the CEO of DeFederalist.
They mess it up in Illinois. They mess it. We've benefited from people fleeing these blue states.
I know there's concerns about California. But actually, it mostly has driven out somewhat conservative-leaning voters,
and it's helped us in a lot of swing states. And it's made California a better place for not having
maggots in it. God, makes me wonder what would happen if we somehow managed to get rid of all the
maggots in West Virginia and decent people moved in. But the cheat code of Virginia is they don't need a real
economy. They basically can hold the rest of the country hostage to the federal government.
These federal jobs mostly never go away. I know Trump has cut it back, but for the most part,
they're there to stay. They're recession proof. D.C. is the one city in America that never has
economic crisis and they're able to use this to just endlessly fund.
Well, by the way, this, you know, when we talk about people blackpilling and all the
stuff, listen.
By the way, just in case, that's another one of those terms, red pilling and black pilling
that has entered the national lexicon from where?
That's right.
In cells.
In cells.
When you see the term whatever with the term maxing opinion.
tended to it, yeah, that's in cells too.
Looks maxing.
Height maxing.
There's even a subset of trans people who are referred to as trans cells because they are people who were formerly in-cell boys who decided it would be that since they couldn't date a woman, they'd become one.
Because they've got it in their heads that life as a woman is so much easier than having to be a pathetic chud living in his mama's basement covered in Cheeto dust.
And by the way, Steve in New York points out, Governor Spanberger, her approval rating is 47 approve and 46 disapprove, hardly extremely unpopular.
Exactly, Steve.
But the problem is the people who tune.
in to this pathetic replacement for an equally pathetic individual, you know, Chuckles Kirk.
They're not interested in facts. They just want to be spoon fed like babies strapped into their
high chairs and here comes the airplane with the strained carrots. The federal employment level
is the lowest it's been since 1965. So good things are happening, right, which negatively
impacts the cronyism and the corruption in northern Virginia in a huge, huge way.
But yeah, final minute to you, Sean.
And then I'm going to play a Carville clip that proves our entire point in the next segment.
I bet it won't.
But yeah, here comes the pull quote.
Here's what they want to do.
But final minute to you, Sean.
Yeah, Blake makes a fantastic point that Virginia, by virtue of Northern Virginia being where it is,
seems immune. There's a rather simple solution to that, but it requires using power for the good
of the country. And it would mean taking away northern Virginia from Virginia and putting it back
into the district where it belongs. If you look at a map of D.C. originally, it was a little
diamond. You had a little bit in Maryland on the east side of the river, and you had a little bit
in Virginia on the west side. Well, at some point over time, they gave Virginia that land that was
west of the Potomac back. If you know, you goddamn liar, they didn't.
give it back. Virginia took it back because Virginia was appalled by the fact that people
living inside the district were deemed to be stateless, virtually non-citizens. I've seen old
maps that show the old original D.C. Places like Arlington and Alexandria are part of the district.
and once Virginia, let's be honest here, part of it may have something to do with, you know, I mentioned it earlier, America's original sin, but there was slavery going on in the district, but people who lived in the district didn't have the same political rights, you know, even relative to owning other human beings, that they would have in old Virginia.
This Chud doesn't even know what he's talking about.
But then again, he does right-wing broadcasting, which means he doesn't have to know.
You want to get rid of Virginia as a blue state forever because of Northern Virginia's grip on the country and Lockheed and Raytheon and all the government there.
Take it back, put it back in D.C.
And overnight, Virginia is a red state again.
I've seen this theory floated.
And I actually, I actually think it's great.
The original map included Northern Virginia.
And then have you have you been have you all been drinking with trash with trash Patel again?
Because it sure sounds like it.
And by virtue of like some sort of presidential decree, it was given back to Virginia.
But you could take it back legally.
It would take some some willpower.
It would be left.
It would it would.
It would, it would, it would, it would, it would.
It would, it, I would debate whether it would work.
I like the idea.
I like the spirit of it.
Honestly, like it puts it puts them on the defense.
We should move forward with that more was.
I feel like I just lost brain cells listening to that stupidity.
Who would vote on that?
Just for a start, who would vote on that?
Would the people in Virginia have a say so?
Would the affected people in Virginia, Nova, have a say-so?
Or do these idiots want some sort of national referendum on whether to do that?
And leverage the maggots to come out and say, yeah, we want a sacri-we.
Yeah, we definitely want to go after one of our sisters, one of our sister states in the Confederacy.
That should be a real blast.
Oh, God.
And apparently they're right nervous there in the Horde.
I mean, White House.
Susie Wiles, daughter of Pat Somerall, who says that she is more than sensitive to issues surrounding
alcoholism because she was raised by a high-functioning alcoholic, Pat Summerall.
Well, she has convened what is called an urgent closed-door summit involving oodles of
maggot strategizers from all across the fruited plane because it's getting kind of panicky there.
apparently they're supposed to show up and be told how to prepare for the coming
blue tsunami that people keep predicting the Daily Beast said one of Donald
Trump's closest stage just hit the big red panic button as the president's standing with
the American people plummets before this year's midterm elections yeah of course like
I said I'm guessing Susie Wiles is fretting right
seriously over Trash Patel.
Susie probably knows an alcoholic when she sees one.
And when Trash Patel and the DUI hire,
Whiskey Pete Kegbreath are in the room together.
She knows better than the light of match.
They probably both have 200-proof breath.
She's told her former deputy, James Blair,
to sort out what,
midterm strategies for maggot candidates should be. The problem is the maggot candidates,
the strategy that they most desperately need to leverage is Trump? Who? Never heard of the guy.
What? Yeah. And Politico says, there's been a growing urgency inside the White House about the midterms.
You know, in that Vanity Fair article from late last year, Susie Wiles said she gets on just fine.
with Stephen Miller.
And oddly enough, the one person that nobody is talking about being a goddamn drunk is Stephen Miller.
He's just naturally hateful.
But as she watches the scandals surrounding people like Trash Patel and Whiskey Pete,
you got to wonder if at some point in time, because Susie really is,
Susie, like she's my buddy.
She's not.
But if she is being at all truthful, she really is bothered by issues related to substance abuse and alcoholism.
In particular, alcoholism, because again, as much as she loved, you know, the children of alcoholics develop conflicted and disjointed, dysfunctional relationships with their parents, and it's most often their father, but not always.
and so she watched Pat Summerall apparently in raging drunks
and she's probably savvy enough to know
because you know when she took the job she said I'll take the job
but I'm not going to have anybody else trying to run me
I'm the last step before the president
nobody gets to the president but by me
her first loyalty is to Donald Trump
as difficult as that is to imagine.
And so she knows, I mean, she's a true believer in everything,
but she's also existed in the wilds of,
in the rough and tumble of Florida politics from which she came.
And she knows when people,
she knows when journalism outlets have somebody dead to rights.
And they've got Trash Patel dead to rights.
And he can brave.
and blather about how the Atlantic article is just not true at all.
But, well, long-time professional wrong about things guy, Bill the Bloody Crystal,
you'll remember he was there for W's attack on the innocent people of Iraq and said,
this is going to be great, you know, just like flounder and animal house.
Well, talking to Tim Miller at the bulwark earlier today, well, they got to talking about the Atlantic story.
And Bill Crystal said, oh, yeah, that's alarming.
But he said, I'm alarmed that, on the one hand, they're so alarmed by him.
He was talking about an anonymous source who had been telling him, Crystal, just how bad things are at the FBI.
or the anonymous sources speaking to the Atlantic.
And on the other hand, it seems like he should be weaker than he is as director.
I'm worried that their culture is to go along, or maybe there are some people who like having him there.
Maybe I'm being unfair.
Maybe they're curbing him more than I realize.
I hope they are.
This is something serious.
Like I said, Bill Crystal has for a very long time been professionally wrong.
I'm pretty worried about the DOJ, FBI, and DOD situation.
Totally irresponsible and reckless leaders getting some.
pushback but also they can do an unbelievable amount of damage and do it in a ham-handed and heavy-handed way i think
that's ham-fisted and heavy-handed but they're recording on the fly but no nobody who wasn't just
stone-cold maga thought that trash patel a former podcast troll had any business in government
the purpose for even appointing him had nothing to do with having any business in government.
It was to trash an institution that had come perilously close to actually ruining Donald Trump.
And but for the intrusion of a bad federal judge.
Oh, what's her name down in Florida?
Duh.
and but for the bizarre circumstances of the election,
Donald Trump would be in the dock right now.
And so this is vengeance.
As far as Nitwit Niro is concerned,
it might be better if the FBI and its director is drunker than Adam's off-Ox.
Competence was never the point.
on the other hand however
you've got an op-ed
that was published earlier today at the Hill
by a policy
wonk by the name of William Becker
and the Hill is not known
for being a wild-eyed
liberal publication
and so for the Hill to publish an
op-ed piece like this
maybe
Maybe it means that the ground is shifting under Nitwitnero's feet.
Becker said,
The voting public has twice given Trump the opportunity to redeem his legacy.
Each time he's only made it worse.
His last chance is to resign now citing health reasons.
If he doesn't, then the challenge of redemption will pass to Congress.
History will remember its current members,
more kindly if they do their jobs by removing Trump from office before he does irreparable damage to the
country. His last chance is to resign now citing health reasons. Well, Mr. Becker, you have some,
you obviously have enough expertise that the Hill was willing to publish you. But let me point out that,
well, resign now citing health reasons. I still say they may be trying to,
to push that out because there's one person if there's any other if there's no other there is one
person who does not want daddy to resign now and that of course is the jd egg jimmy dick bowman
whatever they're calling themselves these days the ambitions of jimmy dick require nitwit
Nero to remain in office until January the 21st, 2007.
I can hardly even stand to think about January the 21st, 2007, because that means I'll be
freezing my ass off again. I really want a lot out of this coming summer and the warmer part
of spring. Jesus, Mother Nature got off for meds, and it was, you know, high 40s.
low 50s and howling winds.
And I kind of forgot my jacket when I left home.
Oh, well, but think about it, we must.
But there's risk.
He is a sick old man.
And when you think, for instance, about how much time he spends on a golf course in South
Florida, because you know that that orange grease paint he puts on or whatever it is that
makes him that color does not have SPF Avagadro's number qualities.
You know, I'm one of the, I'm one of those people who has similar genetics to his,
and as we have known, and I have mentioned for years on end, hell, I burn under the refrigerator
bulb.
Does anybody think that his vanity would allow him to slather himself?
or spray himself with sunblock or that he would be conscientious in reapplying it because it's only good for about, you know, three, four hours, then you got to put it back on again.
And there's no way he plays a fast round of golf.
I don't know, maybe he does.
He uses a cart, but he still has, and he pulls it right up to the ball, even if it's on the fringe of the green.
and he wears a ball cap
but that ain't that ain't much
you often see him in a white polo shirt
you know
with those 52 Bs out there
and that's because
you know white is said
to block more UV
than other colors
and see that's the thing
he has the luxury
outside of the effects of Mother Nature
and time and degradation.
He has the luxury of waiting to see what happens in the midterms.
And it may be that he doesn't give a tinker's damn about Jimmy Dick.
I think that's almost a certainty.
He doesn't give a damn about anybody but himself.
But if he sees the House go, because he doesn't want to relinquish power.
but if he sees the House go solidly Democratic and and Democrats take the Senate,
then he might take Mr. Becker's advice.
And that gives him about, well, think about it.
January 6th, 2021, the insurrection that he fomented.
And the Congress impeached him.
And if he had had any time, any substantial amount of time left in his time,
term, it's possible that Moscow Mitch may not have said, well, he can always be charged under
the criminal law. And nobody can say that anymore. A lot of moving parts here. If the new
Congress convenes in early January in the control of the Democrats in both houses,
well, then the unseen hand is pulling its many, many take a Lou Farson thing across the wall,
for him and he's got 15 days to tough it out and then resign but like i said there's moving parts
he will have to have a plan in place with jimmy dick before he makes any sort of an announcement
this is so speculative i apologize but he'll have to have a plan in place with jimmy dick
for a full pardon and the pardon in this case unlike the ford affair
will have to be announced in advance.
See what I did there?
Advance.
High.
Or otherwise, nitwit Nero won't do it.
And he'll try to brazen it out and bully what remaining senators there are.
Because the Democrats are not going to get 67 seats.
I wish I could say that they might, but highly unlikely.
You know, like one of those Senate seats is in Alabama.
then again if the Democrats take enough seats
to make it possible for a
Lisa Murkowski to vote
I on conviction in impeachment
then you've got the Nixon scenario
then you've got the trip to the White House
Mr. President we can we don't have the power
to defend you anymore
and you're going to be impeached for the third time
God damn it
I told you to erase that
didn't work out that way
you'll be impeached for the third time and this time you may be convicted in the Senate.
And if he's got all the pieces in place on the 21st day of January, 2007, he can do exactly what Mr. Becker said, adding he doesn't understand or perhaps will not admit that he is memorializing a decade in which he caused decay, division, degradation, degeneration, degenerate,
degeneration and disgrace.
Once Trump leaves office, the plaques on his monuments will explain how the government failed America
and nearly allowed the world's continuing democracy to slip away.
And, you know, a long time ago, we posited that if he was ever put on trial,
he'd show up in a wheelchair with a plaid blankie over his lap, dribbling oatmeal.
That may yet come to pass.
And the other thing he has to take into account along with the, along with the, along with the,
the pardon is the possibility he can be re-indicted for his January 6th shenanigans.
Criminality.
Lee tells me the Senate math is mathematically impossible to Democrats to have 67 senators.
Nothing will change.
If the Democrats have anything close to 67 senators, things can change.
Lisa Murkowski is out there.
Noted Republican moderate, Susan Collins, may not even.
than be in the Senate this time through.
I'm not quite as
I'm not quite as resigned
as you are Lee.
Lee noting
he believes it's all in his sharpie
his power.
I'm going to move the hurricane now.
It's a hell of a thing to ponder
at the very least.
And on the way out the door, I want to thank Mike
in Cascadia for
sending this along
because
so much
so much goes
through the pipeline every day
that sometimes you can miss things
if it weren't for folks like Mike
Trump administration orders
dismantling of the U.S. Forest Service
from Hatch Magazine, fly fishing, etc.
Mike says the forces of darkness are at it again,
dismantling the United States Forest Service.
The GOP has had as a goal
to dispose of our federal public
lands. Dispose means to privatize it. It means no trespassing signs at your favorite trailhead
or fishing hole or hunting ground. Spread the word to keep our public lands ours, federal and public.
And he commends to me a grim article by Jim Paddiz at Hatch Magazine. The headquarters,
if you can imagine this, the headquarters of the United States Forest Service is going to Utah.
every regional office of the United States Forest Service
is being shuttered.
The research program?
Not at all.
Deter than Pharaoh's cat.
Mr. Pattis writes,
late Tuesday afternoon with a subtlety of a wrecking ball
and the morality of a foreclosure notice
before the Trump administration announced
the most devastating attack on the U.S. Forest Service
in the agency's 100.
in 21-year history.
If you do the math on that, you'll notice that the U.S. Forest Service came into being
somewhere around 1905.
That would be the administration of Theodore Roosevelt.
It's not a budget cut, he says, not a policy shift, not a reorganization, and execution.
He notes that Salt Lake City is the beating heart of the anti-public lands movement in America.
They're shuddering every single one.
one of the 10 regional offices that have governed this agency since Gifford Pinchot built the system
over a century ago. And with them the career professionals who spent entire lifetimes learning the
expertise and the authority to push back when politicians came calling with bad ideas and
worse motives. Destroying more than 50 research facilities. Labs that house decades of irreplaceable
long-term science, the kind you literally cannot restart once it's gone. And they're replacing
all of it, the offices, the scientists, the institutional knowledge, the professional independence,
with 15 political appointees called state directors, embedded in state capitals alongside the very
governors, legislators, and industry lobbyists who have spent their careers demanding that
the Forest Service log more, protect less, and get out of the way. We have 193 million acres
of national forest. It's an area larger than Texas. It's the largest public land agency in the
United States and the maggots just handed it over to people who want to tear it all to hell.
There was a time in this state, you can see photos from around 1900 where all the old growth
forest was just clear cut, eliminated.
Forests that had stood and been managed by indigenous people, literally for millennial.
and they cut it all down for mine timbers and railroad cross ties and coal company housing barely a tree was left standing and the maggots would happily do that all over again only this time through in a place like west virginia well they'll frack it once the trees are gone or they'll remove
the mountain tops to get it
shitty little six inch seams of coal.
I shudder to think what will happen
in a place like Utah to
bear's ears and grand staircase
Escalante or what will happen
in the Pacific Northwest of those
magnificent
redwoods. One time
I got near a living redwood it made me cry.
It wasn't mean to me or anything.
It felt like touching the very
essence of time
itself when I, because
you know, we were kind of fun, and I hugged that redwood.
And it was just a baby, and I still couldn't get my arms around.
But it felt like I was hugging the very earth itself, and that it was somehow giving back.
Yeah, I am a tree hugger, because the presence of those forests in this country,
it's more than just recreation.
It is existential to who we are, because every time we've given
the power to deforest this country. Nothing good has come of it. Thanks again, Mike. Thank you so much.
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Oh, and Steve in New York says, you need to know this.
The program's been really good tonight.
Thank you, Steve.
Thank you.
That's so kind of you to say, and it really takes it to heart.
Jeremy says, I feel the same way about witness trees at preservation battlefields.
Yeah, similar purpose.
Randy Radar said President Nixon's lowest approval rating was 24%, so translate that into Senate votes.
Well, that's what they told him back in 1974.
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Please stay safe.
It's dangerous out there,
whether you're a human or a tree.
And, well, if
some chud
from the federalist
comes towards you on the sidewalk, blathering about,
oh, we need to give D.C.
We need to give Northern Virginia back to D.C.
Ignore, avoid him like the plague because he is.
But always, always, always, Wayne and Gina, it's all for you.
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