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Episode Date: July 21, 2026

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And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is. Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this 20th day of July. Good God, the month is almost gone. 2006, this is the horn. Head on. Live is where you'll find us on the interweb tubes.

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Monday afternoon thank you so kindly for the forbearance of a three-day weekend. It was lovely. I mean, kind of. What the hell is? Sorry, something just popped up on the screen here. Why did Riot Games show up? Who do they make?

Ah, okay. Oh, okay. hopefully it won't impede the program but no we had a little lovely time and I'll go into that in just a moment every program here at the horn begins with gratitude and this program is no different well thank you Michael that's kind of you

you deserve them occasionally same as us yes you definitely deserve a three-day weekend away from me everybody does from time to time But like I said, every program here at the horn begins with gratitude, and this program is no different. So thanks go out to our 20th, 19th, 18th, and 17th day of the month, subscribers via PayPal. Contributors as well, standby. And there will be pregnant sneeze pauses throughout the program because, well, when we went to the movies on

Friday. The air quality index here was, eh, 251, which is to say, please don't breathe. Far worse in other places, but yeah, it was gross. But anyway, working backwards, thank you to Armand. And thank you, Ralph's. Thanks as well to Reverbo. Thank you, Vincent out in Arizona. Thank you. Thank you, Dr. John in Alabama.

He is out there busting his butt. Thank you, Darlene. Again, I hope you had a good birthday last week. Thank you to Joy in Ann Arbor. Thank you to Charlene and Rogue Island. Thank you, Henry, so very much. Thank you. Reggie, thank you.

And thank you to too much Hutch. and to David in Oregon. Thank you all for being partial sponsors of the program. To let you know where we stand now, we are at $2,557 away from finishing the month of July, fully funded. 2557. And we've got...

Oh, come on, Roth. We've got 10 days to do that in. So that's basically $250 a day, and we can finish July fully funded, which we haven't, well, with the exception of last month, with that miracle, well, two months in a row fully funded would be fan-dampastic. So thank you in advance if any of you jump in to help. It's much appreciated and much needed. I should note a couple of program notes. One, I'm going to be knocking off about a half an hour early this evening. I have to go down the road as opposed to down to the settlements for provisions.

There are a couple of things I want to pick up at Best Buy because in this last week that I'm here for a while, I want to do a little bit of a sperament. No spoilers. and I'm in need of a couple of cables, so I want to make sure that I get there with plenty of time to spare. Okay. As for Friday, it was nice to have a day off, and, Lord, it was smoky. It was so smoky here. We still have a viable mall here in Vienna, West Virginia. and stores and everything.

It's kind of like a time capsule, I guess. And the movie theater, as it was in the olden days, is attached to said mall. And Victoria and I made an afternoon of it. We went early enough to go and get and have a slice of pizza. and a glass of lemonade before before the movie S-chewing therefore the $15 bucket oh popcorn and it was

the air quality was so bad you could smell it inside the movie theater and I've been kind of meh and my sinuses and stuff ever since I alternate between running nose and sneezing. The following day, Saturday it poured the rain, brought some of that down, but our air quality bounced back up toward bad today. When it rained on us, I got caught in the rain, and as it was bringing down some

of that particulate matter, even my shirt stunk. It was, it was. gross um but the movie the movie was fan damntastic oh by the way my apologies for when a rerun runs i had a note from matt and san francisco saying i was tricked via rerun hell the topic was the epstein files and how disturbing it is how was i to know that wasn't a current show to 2557. Much appreciated indeed. And Matt sent along belated birthday wishes to Tracy down in LA saying, Will Ferrell isn't funny and we LGs and T's have to stick together. Here, here, here, here, indeed. But thanks. Sorry, sorry about the tricksy rewrite.

Ralph's asking how was the Odyssey. I thought it was fantastic. It was everything that I was expecting it to be. I was expecting it to be a good movie because Christopher Nolan, with the exception of Interstellar, I still want my ticket price back for that. Makes great movies, and I know I'm by no means a majority in saying I didn't like Interstellar, but it didn't. Everything else, though, he's made has been pretty darn good, so I had good.

and didn't get to see it in iMacs. Victoria went a searching, and we both agreed that we could watch it again under certain circumstances, too wit if we got to see it in 70-millimeter iMacs. But then we found out that the two options for that would be Nashville, Tennessee, and King O Prussia, Pennsylvania.

Nashville is about seven hours from here, and King O Prussia is about eight. So I guess that's not going to happen. But I will decidedly not engage in any spoilers here. I thought the story was well told. Of course, if you're familiar with this program, you know I've been nerd girling for at least a year going back and re-educating myself on the late Bronze Age and in the process becoming fascinated by the parallels between the collapse of the late Bronze Age and the circumstances in which we now find ourselves. I didn't mind it terribly, but if you go in expecting dialogue to be a certain way, you'll probably be, if you expect the dialogue to be perhaps kind of stiff and formal, no, no, no. it didn't it didn't ruin the movie for me but it is very colloquial let's put it that way

but well acted across the board and nobody in america looks quite as stupid now that the odyssey has premiered and done its first weekend and creating humongous buzz nobody looks more stupid than the maggots and the chuds and the masculine men of masculinity mannosphere men oh god damn elliott page how dare how dare oh who how dare christopher nolan cast elliott page a trans boy a girl as as the most most powerful humongously tremendous masculine warrior old time. Yeah. Uh-huh. All right.

Yeah. Sure. Sure, buddy. Yeah. You want to talk about the masculinity of ancient Sparta? Because we can do that,

maggot boys. But I don't think you're going to like it. No. Not at all. And, of course, various and sundry maggots and suddenly

turned into experts in the classics and, oh, you can't cast no black woman as Helen and clit, clue Agamemnon's wife? You can't do that. I mean, you're shitting on history, man. Yeah, no, not so much. And I've been following some of the remarks about it. over at the Odyssey movie subreddit. Jesus. But, yeah, Elliot Page didn't play Achilles. He just didn't.

No spoilers. There were some kind of first-person views, if you will, that were so realistic that kind of made my stomach heal a little bit. Of course, you have to remember that I got seasick when we went on the lib boat cruise all those years ago, what, 2009, 2011, whatever it was. Yeah, the boat walked and walked back and forth, back and Sylvester the cat in the cartoon. It gets greener and greener until he runs for the rail. That was me. And so in a late Bronze Age,

sailing ship you can imagine it might be worse yeah but it was a fun movie and it was a long fun movie so you know you're looking at looking at three hours of your life

the screening time for us was 3.05 p.m. The movie actually started at 3.35 p.m. Eastern Daylight time because there was the obligatory 30 minutes of ads. Some truly, just dumb, one just incredibly dumb-looking horror movie. I'm not a horror movie fan. But then there was one.

I meant to ask you, Victoria, what did you think of the trailer for the whale movie? Quastrophobic? Yes. Is that a go-see it on the big screen for you? She's shaking her head now. We're working on learning that one does not shake one's head on the radio because no one can see your head shaking. That may be different in other formats, of course. Now, a movie about a diver apparently being swallowed by a whale and after the movie, I said, and I forget what the title of it was, but I expected the title of that to be Jonah.

but no yeah it may be based on a true story but and Jonah by the way is definitely not a true story that's some iron age bullshit maybe bronze but if you decide to go i think you'll enjoy it there wasn't a bad portrayal in the movie there wasn't a bad acting job the woman who played I mean, it's not really a spoiler to say that Searcy is in this because Searcy's in the audience. Audice. Audience? The woman who plays Searcy is fantastic. Who?

Yeah, Samantha Morton. Samantha Morton, that's right. She's a little girl. She's got an umbrella. Works for assault company. I'm kidding. But in Odysseus' case. case it really is a case of when it rains it pours the costuming everybody who's ever tried to take on

the odyssey or the iliad has and generally any sand and sandals movie has made choices that probably were not historically accurate because there is some it's not just a myth there's no such thing as just a myth um myths carry encoded kernels of information. And just because we don't have the information orally passed down, not to understand what those myths meant doesn't mean that they aren't a reflection of some aspect of reality. Again, I read a book recently called When They Severed Earth from Sky, and it was really, really helpful.

And by the way, I had a brief online conversation with Chris in Germany. She was off earlier to go and see The Odyssey, so I'll be curious to get her thoughts. We sat and talked online yesterday while watching the World Cup final, which was just an on the edge of your seat game. and of course was politicized by nitwit Niro. We can go into that later, if you want. But Viva Espagna. Let's put it that way. I was glad to see the Argentine Nazi sympathizers go down.

And Javier Millai, nitwit Niro's little buddy down in Argentina, declare that he was not going to come to view the game, watch the game in person, because he didn't want to jinx them. Well, you're a fascist, you're a fascist piece of shit, Javier Malay. So naturally you jinxed him anyway. But I swear it was like, you know, Argentina's progress through the World Cup's been more of a matter of, you know, I went to a fight and a soccer match broke out. but it was fun to watch and yesterday it was a lovely day to do that and oh by the way earlier today

food porn I made homemade from scratch champagne and mushroom ricotta errant risotto words champagne and mushroom risotto and it's creamy and rich and absolutely delicious um But I did. Victoria and I both enjoyed the Odyssey immensely, and thank you for your forbearance in letting me have a three-day weekend. Other program note, tomorrow, I will most likely be on air tomorrow, but there is a slight chance I won't be. we are under a watch, a warning, a general advisement. I don't know what to call it, but apparently there's some sort of line of storms coming through, and sometime tomorrow we're expecting as much as 100 mile an hour straight line winds.

And the last time one of those happened, well, down on the edge of the New River Gorge, where the fabulous Kincaid Studios at the magnificent Kincaid Mansion are. The last time that happened, we were out of power for two weeks. And I hope that's not the case here. I think the grid's a little more hardened

here in the Greater Parkersburg area, but it's still a coal-fried power grid. And the irony of having 100-mile-an-hour winds after watching The Odyssey, well, Odysseus spends a lot of time getting blown off course. And by the way, to the juvenile delinquents, just leave that alone, the fact that I said he gets blown off course. Just let it pass you by.

It's not hard. It's not difficult. Just let it go. Okay? But anyway, I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow. all the wires about who knows but um i should at least have cell phone access so if uh if we're powerless or without internet or what i'll i'll post a i'll post a message um and uh yeah well the uh the password was creep and it was kind of it had a double

meaning. And one of those meanings, oh wait, Reverbo says, I saw it over the weekend, meaning the Odyssey. It really is pretty much nonstop violence. But you want to see just how did they spend all that money? What's the final product here? That's kind of why I want to see these blockbusters. I was initially worried that Matt Damon would be miscast as a legendary adventurer, but I thought he actually was believable in the role. The beard helped, recommended. Seven years on, but then seven years on an island with Charlie's Theron? How tough can that be? I know.

Oh, God. Beautiful. And, you know, you could, seven years on an island with Charlie's Theron, you could probably just not notice that a lot of time had passed. She played Calypso, who was. in the story a sea nymph and yeah

and I'll go ahead and say I'm not a fan of Robert Pattinson so I thought he was perfectly cast his casting made me very happy at the end no spoilers as far as where did the money go Reverbo I think

shooting it on film in 70 millimeter iMacs is probably where a lot of it went. And, you know, the cameras that had to have enhanced rails for the dolly shots because the cameras are so damned huge for which they had to invent a soundproofing box. I mean, he went all out on this. and Victoria and I were talking yesterday evening and Christopher Nolan said it'll be probably another three years before his next movie comes out

which kind of made me wonder if he's going to tackle the Iliad because that's a pretty short turnaround for a Christopher Nolan movie unless he was shooting parts of the Iliad at the same time hmm hmm and he may feel like the Troy movie

from the beginning of the century was bad enough that he can just take a run at it, the Iliad himself. So, Ralphs, I hope that helps, and I hope you get to go and see it, Jeremy. But we know The Odyssey is nothing but a pro-transism film. It's trans for all. Now, remember the phrase is, transgender for everybody. Although yesterday, after the match was over, nitwit Nero really did linger looking longingly at the players.

I think nasty old grandpa pepaw, well, his filter's broken. So, hmm. Request granted, says, Jeremy, I'll just blow off any smart comments. Billable Rick, meanwhile, going to back back for the juvenile deluxe. delinquents. Roxanne, stop telling the juvenile delinquents what to let go. Okay. And two out of three juvenile delinquents say,

Re, Odysseus, not to worry, we'll just let that comment of yours just blow by. It is not hard, as you mentioned, hasn't been for at least six years. Sincerely, Camel Cardinal, Brother Deacon, it could be extremely hard spending seven years on an island with Charlize Theron. I'll leave the other comment. That's a little sexist, Brother Deacon. Three hours of my life, at least I intend to spend it with the Horn Community Congregation. Thank you. And that's why I mention each and every program. Thanks to those of you who share you the precious finite time of your life, engaging in. in this conversation.

And Jeremy says on Netflix, The Little House on the Prairie is really pretty good. The reboot, slightly less sanitized than the original, but still quite whitewashed, according to historians. I saw that that's out there, and I don't know.

Right now, I'm finishing up season three, and if I had known that it doesn't just end there, I wouldn't have gotten back on that wagon, but the diplomat, Carrie Russell, what's it, Rufus Sewell, fantastic acting, definitely worth your time. If you're patient enough to be willing to just wait another 15 years for season four or whatever it is. And let's see. From Khalil, an article from TechDirt,

the funniest most insightful comments of the week at TechDirt our first place winner is Tad with a simple comment about the judicial smackdown of Trump's IRS settlement bar referrals finally in second place it's Stephen T. Stone with a comment about yeah because she's in the stack Joanne Rowling

threatening to sue Amnesty International Transphobia destroys an otherwise normal person from the inside out. It is a brain rot that rips apart someone's soul and replaces it with a hatred so unyielding and all-consuming that it damn near becomes that person's entire personality. God, imagine actually hating trans people because they're brave enough to take charge of their fucking body and live it in the way they want to live in it. Imagine being that much of a motherfucking cow. Thank you, Khalil. That's awesome. Thank you so much. And guess what else Joanne did over the weekend? There is a term, and again, this also applies to the general password creep, because Joanne is one. Of course, she's threatened to sue Amnesty International for daring to suggest that transphobia is hateful. I mean, it is.

But over the weekend, Joanne, and I guess you can do this if you're a British troll who lives in the dungeon of the damn castle in Scotland, you can just hear her cackling. I'll get you, my pretties. In England, it is illegal to post what are called up-pe. skirt photos. Those are photos of a woman taken literally up her skirt. Well, Joanne, because she has made hating trans people her entire personality, literally posted an upskirt of a trans woman at a panel speaking, and then doubled down and said she was proud of it. Of course, she will not be charged any other any other al-blok in england would be kind of makes you wonder how many upskirt photos former prince andrew might have lying about but yeah she did this is so gross what did you want to

see joanne oh yeah sickening just disgusting uh and from sylvie a new name for the bastards Sylvie said, I can't listen to the show in real time anymore, but I've come up with a name, probably been around before for the shitgibbons. They call us demon rats. I call them Republicans because it's what they do. Hi, Sylvie. I'm sorry you're not able to, I presume that has something to do with your new job. And I wish you that, we all do, wish you the very, very best with that. Yeah, rape publicans, because it is what they do. I mean, if Gillian Rowling lived here, she'd definitely be a Republican upskirts. And sorry about the later start, Reggie.

Waiting, I am as above. I'm glad you did. Thank you for your patience. Cynthia with a note, Neil deGrasse Tyson is smart. Here I sit as an atheist having spent years of my life pondering, the question of God's existence with my small mind and of all the things I considered, I hadn't thought of questions, logic, math, and science. It brings up in this video, though I heard some of it like the invisible dragon in my garage,

a YouTube link. It always ended up with the inconsistencies of prayer answered or not, the continuing explanations from science about our existence, and even the question of what the hell is the physical structure of God that confers all these God powers, and I always came up empty. No God, just stories handed down. the ages from people who didn't know how the universe worked. Neal takes it further. He talks fast, but shows the further illogic of it all. I guess even after all that, we should say we don't know,

and it's true, but the probability of God is the same as that invisible dragon in my garage isn't there. Anyway, I love videos like this. I'll check that out after the show. Thank you, sis. well remember since we're on the subject of the odyssey and it has to do with the late bronze age let's do recall that the so-called abrahamic religions are rooted in the collapse of the well not even the collapse it could be further deeper into the late bronze age as far as like the 13th or 14th centuries BCE of the Lake Grons age and again

back to my previous point that myths are actually code systems for the dissemination of facts in preliterate societies and there's probably a whole well there's no probably there's a whole lot of that especially in the first five books of the Old Testament.

And Cynthia with another message. Oh, and for the food porn portion of the show, I did, as promised, smoked chicken breasts and legs yesterday. Oh, my, why does it have to taste so good? After all, why? Well, it tastes so good because you'll do it again. Oh, and this was weird. What, I guess it was Saturday?

Yeah, so Thursday, I was having a little case of the Monchees. I was just hungry. That's what it boils down to. And I thought, hmm, I would, and I was thinking back to my interview years and years and years ago with Tony Bourdain, where he said, yeah, my guilty pleasure after work is just to stop at Popeye's and get some of that fantastic mac and cheese on my way home and go home and just pick out. out and thinking of that I was like oh yeah I do I want some Popeye's mac and cheese so it was Thursday and program was over and we ran down to Popeyes and oops they were out of mac and cheese well damn but they did have cheese curds and I realized hey wait a minute they've got good french fries they've got cheese curds they got fantastic gravy who

I'm going to make some Cajun Poutine. And so that thought was in my mind on Saturday when, you know, we were out, and I said, hmm, stop at Popeyes. And no. The windows at Popeyes were all boarded up. It's closed. It's over. It's done.

And, you know, Jebus chicken is right across the street from our Popeyes. I guess, I guess Jeebus got them. But they had the best sides. And it's going to be a real, a real loss. Because I ain't going to Jebus chicken. And their chicken didn't, it couldn't hold a, couldn't hold a candle to Popeye's. So, goodbye, Popeyes. you will be severely missed.

For the last two years, I've been able to have Popeyes whenever I wanted to, where before I'd have to drive all the way to Withville, Virginia. Well, now there's one at the Tamaract Travel Plaza and Beckley, but that's still an hour and a half round trip. Probably not going to happen a lot.

But, yeah, I loved it. What, Reggie? Southwest Arkansas, Po folks, daily disparagement but I digress. Do expand on that. I don't think I disparaged anybody in Southwest Arkansas.

Cynthia continuing, hey, you could pray to the all-powerful, all-knowing, eternal God. I'm sure that'll help a lot, and the show will go on. I hope so anyway. Adding, could I perhaps get reimbursed then?

Transgender for everyone? Hell, I had to pay for mine, and now Trump's basically saying it's free. At least, if you know, need between the lines can i get reimbursed i'm utterly happy with the product but hey i know i know oh but it creeps yeah um creeps we got them oh wait uh that might be a spoiler reverbo uh yeah another 20 add another 20 minutes to an already too long film still enjoyed it i didn't think it was too long. I was emotionally exhausted when I got done. Micah noting Rethaglicans is what I've

traditionally used. Freaking gentrintrification of chicken places. Uh, now. I know. That's why we can't have nice things. Damn, I'm going to miss them. But creeps. Creeps. We had Joe N. Rowling. But we've got a couple more creeps. How about this one? Well, she hasn't been gone that long, so I'm sure you remember Madam Skunkhead, Tolsi Gabbard. And if you remember that, her, you remember that she was raised in a cult and is still a member of that cult. and to the point where Chris Butler, the head of the cult, even when she was director of national intelligence,

was telling her what to say and what to do and how to walk and talk and act just like a blooming lyddy. Apparently, she's not the only creep in her family. Enter her brother, Batarty Gabbard, also known as Bakhti Gabbard who was busted over the weekend

out in Hawaii apparently that's where she's from Tulsaid that actually has a meaning in what Hindi I was in the local natural food store

for the first time love it I think I talked about it and uh notice that there's a bunch of teas that begin with tulsi tulsi this tulsi that is like oh i'm not i'm not buying any of that if she's getting a cut of it but uh yeah bacti gabard 55 years old and brother of tulsi uh got pop this past friday as he was no wait for it again the password creep trying to lure children to a hotel room in Honolulu using gum and money,

according to the Honolulu Star advertiser this past Saturday. God, it reminds me of that old joke of the one altar boy looking at the other altar boy and saying, okay, here's the joke. A priest, a Roman Catholic priest had recently eaten some, unwashed lettuce and got a bad case of cryptosporiasis that includes the explosive diarrhea and he was sitting in the confessional and couldn't take it anymore. And so he just runs out, runs past the, runs past the janitor and says, hey, just get in the, get in the box.

Just tell them to say some Hail Mary's or whatever. I'll be right. I've got to go. and away he goes and well it suddenly it immediately gets complicated for the janitor because one of the parishioners comes in and in the confessional says forgive me father for i have sin for i i got a i i got oral sex from a woman not my wife and he doesn't know what to do so he leans out the confessional door and one of the altar boys is there and he says what's father give for a blow job the altar boy looks at and says snickers and a coke well bachy gabbard was trying to lure children to a hotel room in honolulu with gum and money i hate it when the jokes become reality especially when they're like this batarty gabbard aka bacti gabbard allegedly approached several children including a boy age nine and offered

them gum money to accompany him to his hotel room, according to police. He also asked the children for their names and wrote them in a notebook. Police said the children refused to go with him, and the suspect walked away. So if there's a happy ending, it's the fact that no children were physically harmed, although being creepered on by a cult member is probably a scar in and of itself. For her part, Kimberly Goe, Gabbard sought a protective order from her husband on Friday. She described bizarre behavior on his part, including singing loudly and disrupting others in public. His family members and I have repeatedly encouraged him to seek psychiatric treatment due to his significant deterioration of his mental state and judgment,

Kimberly Gabbard wrote in her petition. Well, the apple falleth not far from the... cult leader tree. No. Oh, and back to Joanne Rowling in her upskirt photo. She is, God damn, she's gross. When she was called out for it, she deadnamed the trans woman. Oh, sorry. Sorry, third way assholes. I know. I'm not supposed to use the term dead naming, because that's one of those words that goes the third way creeps who are really just Republicans. A sad, having posted the upskirt, saying, Here's a picture of him debating.

I hear he left an indelible impression on the audience, and the chair. Har, har, har, you see there, she's a real funny lady that Joanne. Rowling, she's assuming the person has a schmeckle and says that the schmeckle left an impression in the chair, har, har, because Joanne Rowling can't stop thinking about penises. Yeah. Somebody asked her, would you ever posted a photo like this of a cis woman? What would you think of a man who posted a photo like this of any woman? So what makes you think it's okay to post this photo of a trans woman? He was at a public event that was filmed with all participants' knowledge. Oh, wait, I need to, I mean, no, that's not, that's not Joanne.

He chose the fishnets and miniskirt. He boasted on stage about what he does with his female penis. You may feel squeamish about this picture, but he's a paraphylic exhibitionist who was having the time of his life. And you know this how, creep? And whoever had upbraided or said, you realize you're doing exactly what men do to humiliate and demean women who think they are too vocal, who they think are too vocal or too provocative or politically challenging or not sufficiently demurely dressed. See Angela Rainer, for example.

Others saying you're a gross bully. What a sad woman you must be. Oh, I don't think she's sad. I think she's just nasty. as Micah points out the name she's using she didn't even dead name them I don't think the name she's using is an

emasculation of her chosen name if I understand correctly and from Rye could you project any harder Joanne she thinks more about trans people than trans people do and that's generally the case Rye you know transphobes

homophobes it was years years ago in the earliest days of this network when the late great Peter Godbold said, well, using my old name, they think about how gay people have sex, more than gay people think about how gay people have sex. I miss Peter. But it's absolutely true. So that's two creeps, right? Two creeps?

Well, it's a creep triumvirate. Weir means man, but in this case we'll include Joanne. Yeah, the Taint brothers, Andrew and Tristan, both of whom became sort of mentors and bosom buddies to Bob. we'll just call him bob that stands for big old big old boron trump bob trump big old boron the trump brothers were arrested in miami over the weekend on sex trafficking charges on an extradition warrant coming from maryole england the uk the u.k where he stands accused of in of trafficking sex trafficking sex trafficking women and of course rape for it is i tucked the story away because it's interesting when he was arrested andrew tate was um wearing a pair of well a caprisse clam diggers if you will

and a little pair of, I can only call them ballerina flats. Darned his thing. Yes. I don't know if he's experiencing gender fluidity or what the maggots call. Gender confusing. Or if he was cosplaying, well, bullfighters wear those little clam-digger pants and those little, those cute shoes. And they are cute. But yeah, that's interesting.

Federal authorities in Miami said on Saturday that they had taken Andrew and Tristan Taint down. On an extradition request from the U.K., the Crown Prosecution Service said Tate had been charged with seven further counts of rape, three counts of arranging or facilitating trafficking for sexual exploitation, three counts of assault occasioning actual bodily harm, and 19 additional charges for offenses relating to indecent images of the child. And I don't know exactly what this adjective is doing here. It's probably a term of art relative to some statute in the UK. But, yeah, 19 additional charges for offenses relating to indecent images of a child and extreme pornography. And again, Bob, big old boron, Trump, well, his ever so protective mama left him in the tender mercies.

of the Taint brothers? And Tristan doesn't get off, well, it gets off a little easier, but not easy. One count of sexual assault, two counts of rape, and three counts of arranging or facilitating trafficking for sexual exploitation. These are all centered on events that took place between 2010 and 2017. Long before Bob, big old boron, reached adulthood. So, to be clear, melanoma knew. Melanoma knew what creeps these guys are. She knew or should have known, that's a legal standard,

that they were not fit company for her adolescent boy, her one and only child that we know of. But yeah, she just let him go running off to learn the ways of dealing with women from a couple of accused rapists. Malcolm McHaffey, head of the Crown Prosecution Service, and their special crime division, said, we have decided to prosecute Andrew and Tristan Tate

for further offenses, including rape, arranging a facility, trafficking for sexual exploitation and offenses relating to indecent images of a child. These charging decisions followed a receipt of a further file of evidence from Bedfordshire Police and bring the total number of alleged victims in the case to seven. And again, just a reminder, these are the absolute apex, the zenith, if you will, of the masculinity movement. And apparently these two sick monsters, and I don't mean that in any way to provide them a defense,

they're just sickening monsters, they had filed suit to get the court to divulge to them the names of their victims, you know, so that they could, you know, put a horse's head in their bed or something. The original charges include 10 accounts of rape, actual bodily harm, human trafficking, and controlling prostitution for gain. That's Andrew. Tristan has 11 charges of rape, actual bodily harm, and human trafficking. Yeah.

And, of course, they have millions of followers, most of them disaffected boys. I'm not talking about men. I'm talking about boys. disaffected boys and in cells living in their mother's basement and covered in Cheeto dust. And they're also still facing charges in Romania that are similar to the ones in the U.K. Kind of makes you wonder what they got up to here in the United States. Not that this DOJ will ever bring any kind of charges. And because that's, those are, those are Bob's buddies, big old boron.

Bob and mom, Jeremy says, why are you shocked or surprised? I didn't say I was. She herself, at the very least, was sex trafficked a few times as a person her son's age. Precisely. This shit tends to transfer generationally. But at one point in time, it was the taint boys and lobster daddy, Jordan B.P. Peterson, who has since stepped away from his barking and grunting and some sort of physical problems. Yeah, gee, Dr. P. I hope it doesn't hurt too little.

And Jeremy tells me the taint bros spent the weekend before they were taken down, literally partying with the man who introduced, let's not kid ourselves, sex trafficked melanoma to Trump. Oh, that's the guy who was married to the Brazilian model who said she was going to spill the beans. Is that that guy? Yeah, I think so. Oh, and when we talked on Thursday, one of the leading stories was that of the ice goon who committed the murder in Maine, who will never be charged with it, I'm sure. but yeah Juan Duran Guerrero lost his life at the hands of David Brouette and you may recall from Thursday

that his ex-wife Ashley Brayette dropped the dime on him when he called to ask her to lie for him. Well, there's more. it turns out that, and, you know, again, so often as is so often the case, these guys, there's a Venn diagram that just becomes a circle. It turns out, according to his ex-wife, Ashley, he's also a racist. Yeah. And, of course, he's a violent man with proclivities toward his husband. women. NPR went looking around and found a fellow the name of Scott Collins, who said he was best friends with David Brouette in high school in Maine. He actually testified in behalf of David

Brayette's wife Ashley in the divorce proceedings. Brouettes's pettie fogger said, well, yeah, they were once friends, but their relationship ended because Mr. Collins was jealous of Mr. Brouettes's successful career. Dude couldn't hold a job. Scott Collins said he had a bad tendency of going out and looking for fights. If he saw something online that he didn't like that somebody said that he knew, he'd go out and start that fight. And said back in high school, he was, he frequently used anti-black slurs. We don't really have to use much imagination for that. And Ashley Brayette said she's disturbed by the fact, but fears that the ethnicity of Juan Guerrero may have played a role in his murder.

He's displayed racism. His nickname in high school was White Boy David, if that tells you anything, Ashley said. And she's known since they were pre-teens. And, of course, Nazis, wife beaters, woman beaters, racists, ice goons. It's one circle in a then diagram. Ashley Brayette said, there was an incident where we'd been fighting and I walked away and I got in the shower and he comes in with a gun and pointed at me and tells me that he's going to blow my brains all over the bathtub. And what she said next is so sadly, so often, so typical, even though he did all these horrible things to me in a way, he was still like my security blanket because he's all I ever known. And so I would recant my story and say he didn't do anything. So then the police would.

to arrest him for it. David always intimidated me. It's part of the reason why I stayed silent all these years about the things I've gone through. But she did hang on to a voicemail message from him this past November. She'd filed a restraining order against him. And apparently he's a little bit fucked up. Am I threatening I'm going to do that? No, no, but do I think you should have your fucking throat cut or should have had them cut? Yeah. Yeah. And so ICE hired this, this, this filthy asshole. And the way things are going these days, he'll probably be, I don't know, reinstated to his former military rank and or maybe, hey, officer material and brought into the testosterone-infused modern warfighting war. Department of Warfighting Warriors and of course

Nitwit Nero's body count now has gone up by two two members of the American military were announced as having been killed one was pulled from the rubble of a drone strike in Jordan and the other died in northern Iraq disarming the explosives in an unexploded Iranian drone.

He was unfortunately successful in exploding it, but not successful in surviving it. Insert testosterone joke here. And I'm sorry, I still fail to see how like an E5 chaplain's clerk is going to benefit. from from getting jacked up on testosterone once a week and yes mr. ad and going about his warfighting duties as a chaplain's clerk Jesus but back to David Briette she and Ashley divorced in 2009 and she had reached out to his platoon leader in the main Army National Guard, and offered to fax over paperwork that he had been diagnosed as having bipolar disorder and borderline schizophrenia.

But they said, Oh, that's just her being a petty ex-wife. Who are? Where's my testosterone shot? Oh, that was before all that. And then, toward the end of last year, he announced to her that he had been hired as an ice goon. I honestly thought he was being to live.

I didn't believe it, she said. And this is probably one of those, one of those racist assholes that they didn't even remotely try to run a background check on because she said if they had, they would have seen 2022. When CPS and the police both came to his home, after he threw their 13-year-old daughter through a glass coffee table, he also was temporarily stripped of his right to keep an arm bears his second wife lucinda brouette said he was more aggressive with their then 13 year old daughter apparently that's the yeah he asked her if she thought he was verbally abusive she told him yes

and he grabbed her feet and dragged her out of bed laughed and asked if he thought she was she was physically abusive now that came from lucinda brouette's affidavit actually meanwhile is feeling a sort of i guess you could say survivors guilt because of hoan guerrero's murder i feel like even though i tried to bring awareness to his mental health conditions before and i got ignored that i really need to push and be heard now and hopefully prevent something like this from happening again ma'am i'm sorry but everything you're describing in maggot world

is a net positive. It's him being a masculine man of masculine masculinity, ma'am. He's a man, ma'am. Back to J.K. Rowling, Joanne for a moment. Leases, you know that she was published as J.K., because the publisher did not believe boys

would read a book written by a woman. Obligatory Star Trek reference. That's why Dorothy Fontana was DC Fontana in the credits. Yep. But then again, she has her own issues. She also writes under the pen name of Robert Galbraith. She lifted that name from a real-life person who was a notorious transphobe who tried to perform reparative therapy on trans people. to get him to stop being who they were.

And from Jeremy, murder. This POS has a history of being fired from several police agencies soon after hired for his violent actions. I wonder it doesn't matter. The government will fight it and then eventually the government will pay a settlement to buy her quaitis. It creeps. Moran Monday creeps. Let's go to the Buckeye State. Ahaya.

Aaya. Where a former Republican candidate for office named Daniel Kambach. Wasn't Kambach the name of one of the watergate guys? Wonder if there's any relation there. Hmm. Hmm. Well, anyway, Daniel Kambach was re-arrested over the weekend. Here's the thing.

He was already indicted for kidnapping. Five days after his kidnapping trial was continued, he was arrested on domestic violence charges. A hotel employee called 911, having heard the victim screaming, the cops. saw her with redness on her face and she already had a protective order against the creep. Daniel Jeremiah Combach, a former Republican candidate for the Ohio House of Representatives, awaiting trial for a life felony kidnapping charge, arrested again, according to Miami-Dade County court records. 31 years old.

That's right in the sweet spot for maggot violence. He got taken down this past Tuesday at the W. South Beach Hotel on Collins Avenue, two first-degree misdemeanors, battery involving domestic violence and violation of a domestic violence injunction. He was supposed to go to trial today, but the judge continued it. It's now set for Monday the 14th day of September. The judge set his bond at a mere $7,500. per count for a total of $15,000, and they gave him an ankle bracelet. He, of course, denied that anything had happened. He just said he and his girlfriend had been sleeping. No argument or physical contact occurred. The officer said there were no injuries on Combach. He's not the victim, officer.

1312. Meanwhile, the victim said, no, nothing happened. nothing happened to me. No threats, no harm. Wouldn't allow EMS to treat her on the spot. Refused crime scene photographs. The affidavit goes on to say that officers were dispatched to the hotel after the alleged victim's sister called the front desk to report her sister was involved in a domestic dispute. Inside the room, the officer observed redness on the left side of the alleged victim's face and on her left forearm that appeared.

reason a broken cup on top of a dresser and items scattered across the floor and into the bathroom two hotel employees reported hearing the alleged victim screaming and crying and again then they dug around and found out that there was a protective order against him by the same victim Jesus and the kidnapping charge could send him away for life maybe he was I don't know he's out on bond has been since February. Jesus. And by the way, because there's always a by the way with stories like this, back in 2024, he ran for the Ohio

House in District 69, challenging incumbent state representative Kevin Miller. Combox campaign was endorsed by, wait for it. Uh-huh. Jim Jacket Off Jordan. Yeah. And he's also a friend of representing Gary Click, who is a minister of the gospel in the Ohio House of Representing, and spends all of his time thinking about trans girls' penises.

Sorry, he does. He's been the lead crusader in just about every anti-trans bill that has been introduced in the Ohio legislature. Because, of course. I asked about what his parentage might be. He's the son of Paul Kombach, Senior, Chief Executive at Kombok feeds in Upper Sandusky in a longtime Republican donor. Yeah.

I wonder what happens the next time he lures his victim to a hotel room. Don't know. Don't know. Yes. Yes, it was Dave No. Dave No. Was that a Cleveland Rock's reference? Ahaya.

Ahaya. Yes. Nice catch. Dave number 11 says back from Greenland, Iceland, and points north. Might move to Halifax. I don't know. I got nothing else to say. I hear Halifax's, well, I hear Nova Scotia is a lovely, if frigid place.

But let us know what you choose to do. It sounds like it must have been a heck. of a trip. Did you see any MAGA hats while you were in Greenland, Dave? No, no. Creeps. And by the way, we're at the halfway point of the program. We have, what was that number again, $2,557 to go to finish full funding for the month of July.

As of this program, we need to raise $250.50 per program. in order to get there. So, thus far during the program, we are a goose egg. Hopefully it will not stay that way. And thanks to everybody who does help keep things going. Randy Radar says, last Friday I had donor access to see a different movie titled Narcissists' Playbook, a dramatic documentary on the top of it. of malignant narcissism.

When it's released to the general public in a week or two, run, don't walk to see this movie. Hollywood does not like this movie. As a matter of fact, a producer and director are getting death threats as a victim of narcissistic abuse. I can tell you, you will be shocked. I have a feeling. I have a feeling it will not play here in the regal

cinematic octoplex. Oh, thank you, Ralph. I don't, I don't know how I missed it. Oh, yeah, okay, there it is. Thank you, Ralph. A $25 challenge, which would get us down to $2.07 if somebody's got $25. Thank you, Ralph, thank you again. This is one of the stupider stories I have in the stack for today's Moran Monday.

Oh, my God. one of nitwit Niro's golfing buddies was playing at the Open Championship you know, the U.S. Open. I'm sorry, the British Open. Yeah, I used to pay attention to golf. Now not so much.

We're talking about Bryson DeShambo and he threw a pissy-hissy-thit and held up play in the tournament for an hour because he picked up a two-stroke penalty. The Open being played at Royal Burkdale, the 154th Open Championship. This happened on Friday. Deschambeau had gone off and signed up with the LIV champion attorney,

which, of course, went belly up in the last few months, did it not? You'd think that he would have been happy to finish his second round Friday at 7 under par. That would have putting one shot off the weed. But when he got to the scoring area, the marshals and the judges were waiting for him. And on the fifth hole, Deschambeau got himself in the tall rough. I'm just curious, Billville, Rick, if you're listening, did you see this story? Video showed Deschambo appearing to purposefully stomp the grass behind his ball to make it easier to swing his club.

That's called Improving One's Lie, or Swing Area. The Royal and Ancient Executive Director of Governance, Grant Moyer, said, Bryson has been penalized two strokes for inadvertently improving the area of his intended swing. I'd reiterate this rule applies even when there's no intention to improve the area, as was the case with Bryson. So that knocked him, that put two strokes on him and took him from Solo second to tied for fifth. He hadn't signed his scorecard. And then, oh my Jesus, then, he said, well, I want you to call my daddy Trump. You've got to call daddy now.

He wanted nitwit Nero to come in and fix his score because everybody knows that Donald Trump cheats at golf. Or as the Scots call it, goff without the L. Good for the rules, folks. They denied his, they denied his record. quest and the problem was nobody else could sign their own scorecards until they got done with this petulant kerfuffle royal and ancient chief executive mark darbin speaking to bbcc five said i've not received a call from president trump and we'll see what happens from here so i'm sure bryson de shambo thought well if daddy could do if dad

he could do it for the soccer team. He could do it for me. Yeah, because he owns one of the clubs that hosts the Royal and Ancients Open Championship. Rory McElroy, speaking to reporters, said, I won't pretend to be up here and defend Bryson. I'm not particularly fond of him. I think a lot of it's performative. I think a lot of it's for attention to hold the tournament hostage like that

to have all of us players, volunteers, everyone, waiting on him to depart. I didn't feel like it was a great look. Oh, good for you, Rory. Oh, how about that? Oh, there's always a connection. Deschambo is the chairman of the Trump Council on Sports, Fitness, and Nutrition. Wah! Oh, that's rich.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. The Trump Council on Sports, Fitness, and Nutrition. Interestingly, though, by the way, at the close of the FIFA championship yesterday, nitwitnero had to insert himself into the proceedings

So he stood right there on the podium next to Johnny Infantino. How did I come up with so many creeps on this Moran Monday? It's just one creep after another. But, well, as he stood there in line, he got exposed for some of the lies he's told about his it may height. I'm six foot three and two hundred and fifteen pounds. Yeah. Except when it came time for him to stand next to some six foot three people,

he was, well, let's just say not six foot three. Because in particular, he shook hands with Rodri, Rodrigo Hernandez-Kecante, played a big role in, Spain's the tourney journey. Here's the thing. Rodry. Rodry is

6.3. And none other than the White House's own Rapid Response 47 account over on what used to be Twitter. Well, they jumped out and posted a video of Orange

Julius Gieser. They did it. It's a self-influenced conflicted wound, and you can see that geyser disgust us is actually several inches shorter than the guy who is six foot three. The Daily Beast noted, while Trump, 80, congratulated the golden ball recipient. That's what he won, Rodry. After Spain's FIFA World Cup win against Argentina, the president received a reality check when it came to his supposed height. The White House did. The White House not immediately comment on the Daily Beast's request for comment on the height contradiction. By way of an excuse, back in 1999, he told Motto the Dragon Lady, she hates everybody,

Maureen Dow to the New York Times. God, 1999, Bart Cop was already savaging her by then. I'm actually six foot three, but, well, you know, Modo, I photographed. shirk. You photographed lie. And then again in 2016, he said, uh, uh, he was six foot three when none other than little Marco Rubio called him on his, on his claim. He can't even cope with the reality of his own stature. And then, of course, there was last month when he was photograph standing next to Senate Majority Leader John Thune. He's 6'4, and John Thune was towering over him like Gandalf standing next to fucking Ghalm, which begs the question, what won't Nitwit Niro lie about? And the Germans had their fun with Nittwit Nero.

In the German broadcast, they took pot shots at Cankel's Caligula. When the officials brought the World Cup to Trump in the box before the kickoff, and they let him hold it in his lap like his baby doll, Spitez dechus fanzian, one of their commentators said, well, that's a violation of the rules. Infantino, those two were made for each other. The second host said, fascinated by power and themselves, too.

And then Oliver Schmidt followed up and said, and there is the U.S. President and his telephone joker on the right, his lackey, Gianni Infantino. Telephone Joker was a reference to him

calling Infantino and telling him to withdraw the red card in the U.S. against Filar and Balagun. And of course, he was booed lustily, what Niro was as he entered the stadium on Sunday. And then he was booed walking on to the pitch.

And booed continuously after that. They got him up on the podium and stood him in line next to Johnny Infantino, and he placed the medals around the necks of the winners and the referees and whatnot. I was surprised they didn't try to pocket one. What do you mean? I guess they didn't have one for you. And then when it came time for Spain to celebrate,

he tried to get over there and bask in the reflected glory, but Johnny Infantino, well, he sort of took him gently by the, arm and led him off to the side so that he wouldn't because Spain hates Trump. The prime minister of Spain wouldn't pee on Trump if Trump was on fire. Then it went Nero told Fox, oh, we have to do this again and we have to do it while I'm around. I guess what? Spain and Portugal have 2030. and the next open date that hasn't been decided for the World Cup, it would be when Marcus Horalius is 92. Here's a hint.

He ain't going to make it. Which kind of brings me to the question of, because it's a fair question, why would you even watch? and the fact is now I watch any time okay the speech the other night notwithstanding I watch any time he's alive I'm sorry I watch any time he's live on the on the TV for a very good reason as experts have pointed out experts who deal with geriatric dementia and things like that Well, there's one guy who says he's literally living on borrowed time. And so anytime he's live, I watch because it could happen any time. He could have been just sitting there next to Johnny Infantino petting the FIFA trophy.

And you know what? They should have checked to make sure it was the real FIFA trophy that they handed to Spain because he's not above stealing. And that's a dementia thing. Remember about him stealing the golden scissors at the Theodore Roosevelt Memorial Library out in North Dakota at its dedication? Just slipping them into his pocket? Uh-huh. Or the revelations in that profit vacuum by Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan,

where they talk about the fact that he literally stole, Jim cracks and Jew Jaws from Gygaws, whatever, from melanoma's room and put it in his. But I do. I watch any time he's live when it's possible for me, because it could happen at any time. And I do not want to miss it, whether he's just sitting there next to Johnny Infantino and all of a sudden, Q-face or face plants on his way to the helicopter. God, he's added new statues to the rose garden. So much for the roses.

Yeah. And the most recent one, by the way, all of these statues that he's putting in the rose garden, you know where he got them? They were loaned to the White House by none other than that's right the dear dear dear dear dear dear friend

of Clarence Pubes on the Coke can Fappy Thomas namely Har Har-Roe They came from his office HQ in Dallas Franklin

Washington I'm not sure who all There's one statue to in memory of revolution soldiers. And the latest one is a statue of

a bronze statue of Thomas Jefferson, you know, Sally Hammings's owner and boyfriend. And in the statue, he's like seated on a bench scribbling away with a quill pen

at the writing the Declaration of Independence. I'm pretty sure it didn't happen. way but here's the fun and check if you can see the i saw the i saw a photograph of the statue from a profile you look at it and tell me i swear to god the statue of thomas jefferson and don't anybody tell nitwit nero this he'll he might have like a coronary or something the statue of thomas jefferson looks an awful lot like lawrence o'donnell Oh, really.

Yeah. So the Germans trashed nitwit Niro to their audience. The rest of the world mocked him for trying to photobomb Spain's celebration until Johnny Infantino could pull him off to the side. Hell, who knows where he thought he was by then? But the Spanish got the last laughed because, well, they photoshopped him right out of the picture. People all over social media were noting. Law, Spain edited Trump out of the photo. That was Harry Sisson.

Sports writer Amos Murphy said, did they Photoshop Trump out of the picture? The Indonesian soccer club Bandung football said, hold on, something's missing from this photo. A Ukrainian popular account said, they erased Donald Trump with AI. One Spanish digital marketer, Adan Jiraldes, said the Spanish football has, Spanish football has decided that Trump doesn't deserve to appear in any of their posts, not in the photos nor in the videos lifting the cup. And I think that's awesome.

It's like where's Waldo only with a pedophile? A popular Spanish sports commentator named Paco Pollitt said the good photo, the one that doesn't include the orange dimwit, long-lived Spain, Vespania. And all of this against a backdrop of him expanding his stupid war against Iran. You know that the ramp up is exclusively and predictably as a result of his. His friend there in the Levant, his dear, dear friend, Bibi. Because they said they would not let the memorandum of understanding stand. They'd rather have a perpetual state of war. They'd rather Americans continue to die for Israel,

because God knows Bibi doesn't want to have any Israelis die for Israel. Billable Rick says, yeah, I saw the story about Bryson improving his lie on the fifth hole. I expect that he did so inadvertently. The grass was so long that it was difficult for Bryson to walk around his ball to make the practice swing. I mean, isn't that sort of a too bad for you situation, though? Play the ball as it lies? I didn't know that Bryson called Trump to ask for his intervention. He asked that Trump be called.

I also didn't know that Bryson held up play or prevented others from signing their cards. but I'm not surprised since Bryson is an attention hog. From a positive standpoint, the two-stroke penalty had no effect on the results of the Open championship since Bryson finished at minus four, six shots off the lead. Well, you know, the old line is everything Trump touches dies. Sometimes he doesn't even have to touch it. What else? Oh, Dave number 11 following up tons of Greenland not-for-sale T-shirts.

We bought two. and Dave number 11 sent, oh, I like that. Greenland is not for sale. And a Canadian T-shirt, Trump Refugee Program with a maple leaf. Money well spent, Dave. Oh, but creeps because we are here at the beginning of the third hour. You know, I said I was loath to criticize the nominee Erica Schwartz. to head the CDC and then I hope that it was some sort of a recovery. Well, your humble-oastus is a sweet summer child.

No, Erica Schwartz is another fucking weirdo. I mean, why else would she get the nod? We didn't have the clip last Thursday, but there was an exchange between her and Josh haul and ass holly you know he's one of those masculine men of masculinity manliness men um I don't know if he toast his testicles or not

I don't know if he bought one of those from Tuckio Rose um but nonetheless they they engaged in a colloquy back and forth uh in which Erica Schwartz

and Josh Hawley talked about how to make the voluntary abortion reporting system at the CDC, not voluntary. Of course, in his confirmation hearing, Todd Blanchie said that he would go hammer and tongs to use the Comstock Act to stop the shipment through the mail of Mipipristone. And then Erica Schwartz, and such language, Erica Schwartz told Josh Hawley that abortion surveillance would be a critical component of my job. Holly, questioning her, a little piss aunt, said, the CDC collects data on abortions that are committed in the United States of America. committed committed committed the way they torture the language there was a system called the abortion reporting system this system is voluntary so a number of states do not coincidentally

large blue states do not turn over any data so that it's difficult to get a picture of just how many abortions and under what circumstances are committed in this country thereby attempting to you know with the language committed make it sound like they're a crime When they're not. Mm-hmm. Holly was lying again. 44 states in D.C. do have some form of reporting system. Well, Erica Schwartz putting on her little red maggot hat.

Nothing like a black lady in maggot gear. Speaking figuratively there. Abortion surveillance is absolutely a critical component of what the CDC is currently doing. But I also want to make sure that certain states are not conflating emergency services and hiding abortions in that emergency services case definition. These brutal misogynistic states are perfectly happy to have women bleed out in the parking lot of a hospital waiting to get desperate enough, waiting for their health. status to become so near death that it becomes an emergency situation. Texas, Georgia, other states have let women die rather than clear their uterus, not of an unwanted pregnancy, but of unviable ones.

I also want to make sure, she said, that certain states, are not conflating emergency services and hiding abortions in that emergency services case definition. We need to make sure we're pulling out true abortions and making sure that we're really having clear case definitions regarding abortions so the data is actually accurate, which is... She's a doctor. She has to know. She can't not know what the actual meaning, what the actual definition is the medical terminology for a miscarriage. You know, spontaneous abortion. But here we are. And I'm sure she'll sail right through the maggot Senate like shit through a goose. Oh, my goodness, I've been bad. Let's run over to the stress line and see who's there. Hey, welcome to the program. Sorry.

You know, I was slightly worried when you see you load. You're talking about the caller on the line. So, I mean, I thought you were going to hang up for a second, but I guess not. No, I don't loathe you, Jeremy. Well, I'm calling about the email sent way a few hours, a few hours, but way back to being in the program about we'll have enough prayer. I'm going to break up the conversation for a minute. I did some, you know, annoying looking around. And like I said, we lost enough priority, especially in.

Michael Landon for him. Very sanitized. Laura Ingram Wilder's first book was called Prairie Girl. It was so dark publishers would not pick it up. It painted her family in a much different light. Michael Landon, a lot of stuff in his prayer, can make it sellable to big networks. They mentioned that what they know about historians being they,

what they know about Lori Ingram's, is that, yeah, she's probably was Christian. but her family was not overly religious. But guess who was? Michael Landon. Oh, sure. That's why they had so many times in meeting church for Sundays.

He was pushing them on the public. Also, her father in real life probably wasn't this great, nice person in terms of his relationships with others. Probably wasn't outright racist about black people, but they said he most definitely was indifferent it did not care about what happened Native Americans, having their land stolen.

In fact, when they moved to the Walden Grove, that land was Native American, not it wasn't Walent Grove, sorry, it was a pleasant or something like that. The first place they moved to was Native land, and he knew it moving more. Yeah, that's the setting. Yeah, that's the setting for Little House and the Big Woods. Right, and that's basically what this first eight episodes is the first book. I think they're going to, as long as it keeps in the raising. but it's less sanitized.

It's definitely more into the traditional books, but it's still quite whitewash. They still made him seem like he cared about natives. He really didn't. He didn't give a fuck. He thought they're inferior. Most white people did. Right.

Jump back to Michael Landon, if you're talking about Trump and all his, you know, things he does to hide the truth and off to escape the truth. During Philving, Michael Landon was 5'9. He was not six foot. Most of the people he worked with were bigger than him. I wouldn't say he had little man syndrome, but he was very careful to show himself better than everyone.

He talked to, including Caroline. So if he was talking to his wife and a scene and are standing up, she'd be standing on a stool-type thing at her inside out of sight, so he was always taller than she was. If he was outside and he got down up the wagon, they wouldn't show it, but it was all choreographed. He'd stepped down onto a small man-made, pile of dirt making him bigger

and whoever he was standing next to or talking to him in the seat. So, I mean, it's TV magic, but you talk about Trump. Other people have done this too and have been kind of self-conscious. But I was really, I guess I shouldn't have been

a word of him, shocked. I was a little more surprised that little husband of the career was whitewashed and had to find out that the 70s and 80s series is kind of like Disney has done too fair so they come up for kids. They take all the real Tuesday parts out and make you go away

and make it viewable for the public and not offend people or make them think lesser of someone because of who the true person was. Now, they never said anything about sexual abuse, but the wife was definitely not

what these two TV series have shown to be. Don't get me wrong. I still like this series. One Netflix I thought was really good. I watched it intently. But it's definitely made for TV viewing,

and it's not the full version of who these people probably were. Yeah. I remember, I remember when those books were read to us during story time in elementary school, Laura Engelswilder's Little House series. I remember reading the book in school. It was an assigned book at one point. And honestly, if you want a counterpoint, a realistic counterpoint, a realistic counterpoint, to Little House on the Prairie, and I'm not talking about in movie form, I'm talking about in book form.

I heartily endorse a novel called My Antonia. It's touching, it's heartbreaking. Willa Cather, a brilliant author of her day, she published it in 1918 and it's about an orphan boy named Jim and an immigrant girl from Bohemia named Antonia. and they're growing up and coming of age story on the great plains. It's beautiful and in its own way it's feminist. I remember just being blown away the first time I read it. And Willa Cather was a genuine American master of the country. craft.

I was well, I think it's the same. It was run the same thing, but I was unaware that the term cowboy in its day was not the endearing word we used today. It was rather a slur

for all the bad actors, murderers, horse thieves, you name it. It was just a slur for all of them. And, well, speaking of novels, and in fact a miniseries, you know, Lonesome Dove is

one of the best. Right. But no, I can't recommend My Antonia enough, and it's well worth the time to read because it's, well, there are parts of it that are grittally realistic. I like these modern Western telling the things, but I guess the viewer has to look at it from a standpoint of, most likely it's been sanitizing quite whitewashed to wipe around the parks that they don't want you to know about the grittyy of parks, like the racism, outright, you know, discontent from the media people, even though it is their land, and more than likely knew what they were doing was wrong,

but didn't be careful if they saw on as inferior. Yeah, I mean, like I said, I saw that, yeah, I saw the promotion for it on, what, Netflix, and, yeah, I didn't jump at it. Telling you, no idea, think of Victoria, like it, weirdly enough. I wasn't a huge watcher of the 70s show, an 80s show, but when I go to my grandmother's house, she was a huge failure. I mean, she used to joke.

I've seen this episode six times. I could tell you how it ends work. It was literally the truth, but it's a totally, if you're different, take of it, like you said, it sounds like it's based on her first book, Little Coven in the Woods, will be first before Walnut Grove, the first place they settled. But, I mean, it's more open to, I think, the traditional story than definitely Landon loves to be. Yeah, well, sanitized for the era. Sanitized. Sanatized for the error, yes. And the two little girls that start are adorable.

I mean, it's definitely centered around their lives. It's well done around. It's well done. I wouldn't have said it, but it's a well done. It's a well done. Anyway, I mean, that's all I have other than. I may have to take a run at it, maybe next weekend. Well, do it when you get some spare time because you need to pay attention.

There's things in it, like I said, that are vastly different than the original series, but there are things that are still a nod to it. I mean, it definitely still has that, you know, general feeling, but it's not quite as sanitized, but it's not the true version of what happened, either in terms of their true feeling towards people. They did handle certain subjects interestingly, and then you get far enough in, you'll see what I'm talking about, I don't explain to me or anybody,

but you get far enough in, you'll see some talk broached and handled in a probably more appropriate way than they were handled back then. for sure. But anyway, so that's there. The only other thing I saw was this weekend. I saw a clip, I guess Trump dared walk and grasp of a golf course somewhere. I guess he wasn't walking. He was riding in his car. Surprise, surprise. And a reporter was on the horse and asked him what he thought about Iran and the escalation. And Trump's reply was I couldn't care less.

Yeah. Also, also. Also, go ahead. No, I mean, he's trying to project the eyes. that he's not bothered by this. His poll numbers are in the shitter. He may wind up with the lowest poll rating, the polling of any president in the modern era. And, I don't think that you will. I think he definitely will. I don't think there's any question about it. I mean, the maggots won't want to believe it. It's the hardcore maggots. But I mean, I tell the back portion quite often. There's a house, There's two houses which I drove by for four years during Biden's term.

One of the houses just said fuck by from 20 to 24. The other house I drove by quite often in my daily routines had a fuck Biden sign and it was really flag a little one in the window. Once all this kicked off, both those houses, all that stuff is gone. They might still secretly support him, but they don't want the public knowing it anymore, or they're ashamed to admit it. Well, you know, I traveled around in between presidential elections, and there wasn't a lot of Trump. I mean, I'm talking about Alabama back at the time and through the redneck portions of D.C. and whatnot.

There wasn't much in the way of Trump merch then. But, you know, one wonders what the maggots will do in 28 when they don't have nitwit narrow to vote for. Well, I'm sure you recall my famous story from, you know. Obama times. I think we were speaking at the time or soon after. No, it would have been a little afternoon, but it was when he was still in office. But I remember I was delivering her federal time, middle of Vermont. And there's two families. One family was for John McCain. One was for Obama or whatever the point was in the first round. And the day after the election of Obama confirmed for his first term, one family put up the American flag, the other family put up

the Confederate flag, the family that didn't want Obama. I kid you not is there a mean flag. Oh, no, no, no, I believe it. I mean, that wasn't, yeah, I was still young at the time, I'm fairly shocked. There's something I was going to say something about Trump and something turned. Oh, the doctor you speak of. Is he a TikTok guy in middle-aged balding and glasses? No, you mean the CDC doc? No, that's Erica Schwartz.

That's Erica Schwartz. No, no, no, no. The doctor you're talking? No, no, no. Doctor, you're talking about with Trump who says he's on borrowed time. Yeah, I mean, that's one of his siglines. He's a PhD physical therapist. Yeah, balding glasses.

Yeah, he deals with end-life situation in the family and helps with the life of it. And he did a, I think the guy, the kid's name, and I say kid, because he's probably 15 years younger than me. Keith Edwards. He did a long for interview with him over the last couple, let's say, days or weeks. and I talked about Trump's health and I mean he mentioned all the things that Trump does the stumbling, the dragging the leg, the face but the most telling thing was

remember when he was over in Turkey and he went, everyone grabbed his arm and pulled him to his side as he started to stumble away. Well, they took a picture from the mid-90s with Trump entering a ballroom with his then-ailing father holding his arm, not for support,

because his father's brain was gone at times. and they're easily distracted. And so this Keith Edward guy said, are you saying that time when Trump was in the state room or something talking to everyone, and just randling to get up and whatever said, look at my ballroom, how beautiful is going to be? He said the same exact thing.

Their mind loses track, they don't know they're doing it. So as much of you think he does it on purpose, he doesn't know what he's doing. But yeah, I enjoy that guy thoroughly. He's very well-spoken, like you said. He has all the time. He's on borrowed time. It could happen any day he says.

And, I mean, he said that there was an honest. also a picture they took when Trump came back from the UN, and it was shot from a long distance and telephoto lens, but Trump is just staring out over the lawn, and he's got a face, a sad face, like his face is drooping, and he said, that's a terrified look of a patient losing their mind. So what happened, basically, their brain has shriveled so much, their brain just gave up on controlling the face muscles.

He doesn't know he's doing it, and the brain doesn't care. So he looks like he's sad, but it's a terrified look. They're confused. Yeah, if it's someone you care about, it's fucking tragic. Right. It is. And I think the same day we're talking about, you even said in a normal situation, the normal, and then I, we'll skip back.

He was talking about Marco Rubio. This Keith said that Marker Ruby has claimed several times on Air Force One will travel in the broad. He'll lock his cabin and pay his assistance or whatever to talk to Trump. Because if he doesn't, Trump will kind find him at two in the morning and talk to him until they land because he's sundown. And this doctor said clearly, he said in a normal family and normal situation, the caregiver will have, especially if its family, has to give up at some point and hand them over to a professional to handle this. Because if they don't, the caregiver themselves will get sick and possibly die because of lack of sleep. Because the other person will interview with your sleep so much.

You will not sleep. Yeah, I get it. It's nowhere near the same thing. He's probably tweeting. Oh, yeah. Well, middle of, I think, I'm almost certain. And, you know, this is not a joke. It's serious.

One of those intelligent design moments, you know, where, you know, okay, God intelligently designed human beings. Thanks for the prostate, God, says every man. but there's almost no way that at 80 he doesn't have prostate problems and that will have you up and down all night long I'll fully admit it you know 45 and a half going on my 46th end of the year I can't sleep the night if I drank a lot of water before I get up at least once never I'd do that before but now I really you unless I fall asleep dead tired I wake up at least once about four hours in to sleep go back to bed and sleep the rest of the night but I get up at least once now regularly.

And when, you know, when something, even with something like benign prostate hyperplasia, when that sets in, it doesn't, it doesn't, you know, let's say you go to bed at midnight and you don't have anything to drink after nine with something like BPAH or God knows prostate cancer, it'll get you up anyway. It's, it's scary. And that's the thing. At one point in time, he was taking. Oh, I forget if it was, I think it was finasteride.

He was taking finasteride ostensibly for his hair because that promotes hair regrowth because it prevents dihydro testosterone from causing hair loss. But its origin lay in treatment of prostate conditions. And I have a feeling now that it's off of his pharmaceutical list because, he's taking something much stronger that they don't dare put on the list that they put out to the public. I mean, there's so much stigma and so much shame, and it shouldn't be there, but so much stigma and so much shame that goes with men dealing with prostate health.

Because the damn little thing will just is almost, you know, if you live long enough, you're going to deal with prostate cancer if you're a guy. it's almost a certainty and like I said the stigma and the shame is awful it shouldn't be there but you know

he can't be seen to be having prostate problems you know what I mean the White House office was a weaker in the White House who has confirmed that someone in the White House they won't say names when they say someone you can get to get to that I just been able to determine

it it's getting a medicine, which is not regulated yet for what's, I forget what the word is basically, they do it as a, it's a GLP, it's a GLP. It's a GLP. It's a GLP3, not a GLP1, and it's, and it's read a true tide. Right, but the word is the same thing they use for people, like, have a life sentence that are dying of cancer, looking out, there's a special term for care, like, it's an end of almost like a gift. Pallet, you mean, you mean palliative care? It's close to that, but there's another term people use where basically they'll let you have something someone else may not have access to you. Oh, no.

That's the, that's the, that's the FDA basically last chance program. Right. Well, there's a special word, but I can't think it was written. But yeah, that's what I'm talking about. But they say somebody, and in this case, it's when we say that asshole, that's somebody. That's what that means. That's what they're saying in code. We all know that.

Somebody is Trump. It's not just a random person, the snapper or somebody. Oh, anyway, I will, until we have a half hour left, I'll clear out and go back to work and let someone else call in, but I guess I will probably more than likely talk to you Friday, probably not sooner. Okay, okay. Well, I'll be here. I don't like missing Fridays, but this past Friday was special. Well, I had to talk to you because I missed you, Rob. That's why I called in early in the NFL.

Oh, thank you, Jeremy. You're one of my... You don't know if I really meant it. I could just say that. No, you're one of my three favorite juvenile delinquents. There's more than three of us. We're edging on four. We're edging on four.

Come on, Billable. You know you're going to join the gang. It's powerful over day. Oh, Billable. Billables filled out a membership request, has he? Well, no, he's edging on it with all the comments he makes in our support. So, I mean, he wants to be part of the group. He really wants to.

I haven't quite made that. He's in the testing phase. So far, he's showing, you know, there's a chance he could be one of this. He really tries a little harder. Well, you know, I know you guys don't give out memberships willy-nilly. We don't. Anyway, Robin, you have a good... All right.

You take care, Jeremy. See you. Bye. Well, you know, if Jeremy hadn't mentioned it, I would have never given a second thought to watching that Netflix Little House on the Prairie reboot. Now, you know, you know, maybe before bed I give episode one a chance. But not before I finish a diplomat.

That thing's got more twists than a broken slinky. And on the way out, because I am, I'm headed, this is a tech thing, I promise. I'm headed to Best Buy hoping that they actually carry the things that I need. need. And by the way, well, we're a goose egg. If somebody would like to step in with 25 bucks, Ralphs will happily turn it into 50 and will be down to 2,507 to finish July. And that's manageable. But we can't have any goose eggs. Last giggle of the evening, I suppose. oddly enough Victoria and I had watched this earlier

this afternoon when she got home from work I don't know if you're watching Life Larry and the pursuit of unhappiness on HBO unpaid product placement but it's pretty funny and the episode aired today or has started airing

I'm not sure when it came out maybe Friday I don't know but Yeah, the episode aired today in which Larry David plays Jonas Sock's mother, you know, Jonas Sok, the father of the polio vaccine. And it all takes place across backyard fences. And there's nothing like lighthearted or gentle about it. This is an evisciated, the segment is an absolutely evisceration.

of whalehead dead bear raccoon penis brainworm lamprey of the hyana sport brainwarm lampreys no spoilers but he's savage you know and his and and and whalehead's wife uh of course Cheryl Heinz played on curb your enthusiasm I have a feeling she's if there's any justice she she's unemployable now He's not nice at all. This is some brutal comedy. And they've got a character named Bobby, who has the voice and the god awful tan. Yeah.

They even, spoiler, bring up the dead bear. And so that's the program. Thanks, everybody. thanks to each and every one of you who join in our conversation in whatever manner you choose thanks to our challenge makers like I said challenge on the table ah thank you Matt in San Francisco says it says I'll do 25 bucks thank you so Ralphs we are down to 2507 thank you so much appreciate it Matt especially because I'm

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