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It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid.
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Roxanne Kincaid.
Well, howdy.
And here we go, off and running on this 21st day of July, 2006.
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It would, well, people have some good conversations there, and I'm there, too.
It's just that it's not particularly feasible.
What is going on here?
Okay, there we go.
All better now for me to chat and talk at the same time.
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Don't forget to drink your oval team.
Hi, I'm Roxanne, and let's get the password out of the way.
First, that was the password.
And it simply refers to why I'm late this time,
because for the first,
I don't recall this ever happening
up here in the mid-Ohio Valley,
but for the first time,
a thunderstorm has rolled through
and made Menongahela power,
not Appalachian power,
but Monongahela power
run under the bed like a terrified chihuahua
trying to pass a peach pit.
And it,
well,
it came right back.
But it's not a particularly good sign, so I'm just hoping that the Mon power is a little bit more resilient in their coal-fried power grid than, say, Appalachian power is.
They're both owned by American electric power, so you get the idea.
But at any rate, that's why, and I apologize.
Every program here at the Horn begins with gratitude, though.
This program is no different.
And so thanks go out to our 21st day of the month subscribers and contributors via PayPal.
Thank you ever so kindly to Tracy.
Thank you, Tracy.
I hope you've sorted out your birthday stuff.
And thank you to Matt in San Francisco.
And thank you to – well, no, that was last night.
Thank you, Tracy.
And thanks for being a partial sponsor of the program.
and where we stand right now in terms of fundraising,
or, well, in terms of finishing July fully funded,
nine days to go, including this program,
and we are $2,507 away from finishing the month completely funded.
So I'll be crossing my fingers and hoping against hope.
Yeah.
This was one of those.
interesting, as in what an interesting month,
the interesting days on Capitol Hill.
Whiskey Pete Kegbreath staggered and stumbled into the room
and had a little chat with Jack Reed, among others,
concerning his hunger for,
more taxpayer dollars ostensibly to support his orange daddy's stupid war against the people of
Iran and well some people are beginning to ask real questions of the DUI hire we can start
with lo and behold
a
maggot senator
when last we heard
from Senator
Foghorn Leghorn
a Louisle
he was
oh whose ass was he
oh he was kissing Todd Blanchie's ass
I think it was wasn't it
well I just got a message from Mike
I am I am I
yeah I'm sending
and Lee's responded
So, okay.
But, yeah, Senator Foghorn Leghorn or Jubilation T. Corn Pone, apparently seemed a little bit irritated at the DUI hire.
But, well, you never really know what that means.
because remember
this is somebody who voted for
Whiskey Pete
uh-huh
Well, I had no idea
he'd be as
he'd be as incompetent
as
a
Confederate general
by gully
It turns out he will
And for all his
talking about straight answers. I think he was actually trying to set up the DUI hire with a softball
question in regard to Iran. You tell me. Part of the reason President Trump had to have the courage
to do what he did after midnight hammer is that they didn't give up their ambitions even though
their nuclear sites had been obliterated. So this is a regime hell-bent on nuclear ambitions.
And President Trump's in legal answers. We need straight answers. Do we have the ability to destroy
whatever is underneath pickax mountain a lot of senator a lot of our capabilities are classified
but if anybody in the world can reach anything on this on god's given god's green earth it's the
united states military the most powerful military in the world it's all yeah that's a that's a hard
no if anybody can we can nobody can except the iranians of course jesus so you know be what up there
Whiskey Pete did, you know, after maybe knocking back a handle of Mexican gasoline or some such.
And, well, he bite his ass off.
Then, of course, there were others asking more serious questions and not smeared with the mark of banished cane for having voted for this goddamn
clown. No. That would be, uh, that would be Jack Reed among other, you know, Democrats.
Reed's the ranking member of Senate Armed Services. And, uh, he had some specific accusations
for Whiskey Peak. You know, after the ad. Meanwhile, Lisa is talking about
stupid stuff. I do that all the time. I see a lot of stupid in tech. Oh, but I don't think any of it
stupid like the stupid that spews out of the maggot, so-called broadcaster's mouths. No.
Jesus, now we got some lady pouring something down the neck of a mannequin. How fucking...
Thank you, Madam Chairman. Secretary of Rollins, I just want to reenter a point that Senator Padilla made.
We have $10 billion in this request for Midwestern farmers who are suffering because of the interruption of fuel and fertilizers because of President Trump's war, unauthorized war.
Yet, many states, blue states, particularly have submitted requests where Ireland has won.
February, we had the worst snowstorm in our recent history, and we've been denied by the prehistory.
In fact, if you look at the numbers, 20% of blue states seem to get approved and about 80% of red states.
I'm making a point, not asking a question.
This is unfair.
Thank you.
Secretary Hexon, on February 28th, when you initiated this war without authorization of Congress,
the streets of our moves was open and providing vital fuel supplies for the whole world.
Now they're closed effectively, impacting goals.
impacting globally the price of oil and the economies of the whole world.
But the Department of Defense has been planning for potential operations against Iran for many, many years.
And one of their obvious assumptions was that the three of whom moves could be closed.
Were you unaware of that?
Senator, you're correct.
Which is a clever way of saying, are you just stupid sons.
Are you that word that you and your masculinity buddies on the maggot side have reclaimed?
Yeah, I mean, we've all seen you trying to work out with the troops and everything.
And, well, one fella done said it to the tune of tiptoe through the tulips,
and you look right dainty there, Secretary Kegbreath.
Correct.
nobody plans more and looks at more contingencies than our department. And so, of course, undertaking a historic
effort like this of this scope and scale, of course, the Strait of Hormuz was front and center in every
single aspect of that. Hence why one of our key objectives to begin with was to sink the entirety of Iran's
Navy, which its conventional Navy was sunk. Now, you can't get rid of every single fastboat and every single
machine gun and a fast boat or every single coastal cruise missile. So we acknowledge that if the state
decided to become a terror state shooting at commercial shipping,
that would be an ongoing and contested part of the battle to include their willingness to mine international water.
So one side weaponized the strait, and we've been fighting back to the time.
You're completely aware that the Strait of Hamos could be closed,
and obviously sinking their ships has not affected their ability to effectively close the straits.
Did you – we had U.S. boats that surrendered to Iranian ships under the Biden administration.
So their Navy was effective in expeditiary ways in the past.
We're talking about the war you started.
not a situation in which oil was flowing freely.
There was no conflict.
We went losing personnel as a result of Iranian actions.
So your fallback to the Biden administration is just a very, very obvious excuse for what I think is probably, as you described,
to often gross negligence.
You did not fully inform the president that you had been in a situation where the Strader,
could be effectively closed, oil prices could surge, and effectively the Iranians could maintain
their ability to strike back as they are right now. They just killed some of my servants
last weekend. This battlefield and all the dynamics of it, of which they...
Whiskey Pete, he didn't ask you a question, dumb, dumb.
The chairman and I are responsible for ensuring the president understands every branch and
sequel of what could happen and we did.
Good. Let's try you both.
Get a rope.
The fact that those contingencies all were part of the possibility and we understood
that is all the more reason why President Trump deserves the kind of praise he should get
for undertaking this effort, having the courage to ensure that crazy Islamists can't have
a nuclear weapon to hold us at issue.
And he's been willing to.
To hold us at issue?
You know, you can tell when someone's panicking.
when he starts masturbating words and phrases into sentences that he doesn't even fully understand issue
okay the first the first rom-a-lama rim shot of the evening goes to plavio hey plavio how's the house hunting going we're thinking of you and rooting for you plavio says just an observation i've never seen a masculine man's masculine masculinity with that much brilliant teen holding up his coiffure
or, oh, wait until you see the video of him doing his little cross-legged skippy skips to the tune of hiptoe through the tulips.
Yeah, it's one for the ages.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
He should be praised.
He should be praised for shouting a war without authority, creating a situation in which the world is suffering tremendously.
we have that has extra money for our farmers and we have no outcome, at least no
realistic outcome in sight yet. Let me switch to General.
Yeah, that, were you going to switch over to the Bradmorel?
Senator 8, now general somebody.
Let me switch to general incompetence.
Stephen New York says, Whiskey Pete.
He was probably on a bender last night.
well I mean that's that's any more that's that's any day that ends in why you know it was
years and years and years and years ago when a certain brother Deacon sent me a pack a pack of
a couple of swirly straws but given given the Pentagon budget I imagine
uh uh whiskey peat has them delivered by but
tractor trailer loads and, well, only uses one straw per swig.
As always, says Kim in New York, the speed at which he speaks is the tell.
God, I hate that smug-smock.
He thinks by speed-talking and spilling bullshit, it'll make him credible and sound
tough and manly.
There's nothing manly about him.
You know, a long, long time ago, and I can't, it was the late 90s on Saturday Night Live,
Garth Brooks hosted, and there was this Wives of the Cowboys segment where they were all sitting around the campfire and the cowboy,
I tell you what, I sure, I sure do, I sure do hate it when the dust storms blow up and make, it makes it hard to breathe.
and another one complains about some other aspect of cowlough.
You know, I hate riding herd behind them
because you get to smell the fresh stuff all the time.
And finally, Garth Brooks looks up and says,
You know, you know what I hate?
I hate when you have to go up on that flywire
and fly out over the audience
while a playing of your cowboy guitar.
That feels like it fits.
Whiskey Pete low, yay, barely these 30 years later.
Oh, God.
And I've got something else here.
I want to play kind of a little game.
Is it real or is it AI?
And we'll get back to the doings on Capitol Hill,
but this is, after all, Titanic Tuesday, a day for taking note of Titanic manifestations of white-wing genius.
Oh, a little update from Flavio.
Flavio says, I did find an apartment and was accepted on the basis of my stellar rental history, 22 years in the same place.
Now the trick is getting the hell out of here by August the 30th.
I'll have to pay the movers and a cleaning company.
fingers crossed
Flavio
you are dear to this community
and I just want to make something clear to you
I don't care if you get the place so clean that you could
eat off the bathroom floor
they're not giving your damage deposit back
they aren't
that's just how landlords are
so
I'm just not trying to be a bummer or anything
but take that into consideration.
Now, I have a clip here,
and we're going to play a little game.
The video is slugged one-on-one with Robert F. Kennedy.
And the game here is,
is it real, or?
Or is it a I've all been talking, I've been talking about, and apparently the whole world is talking about Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey.
And so this goes with that unpaid product placement.
Hey, help a girl out, Christopher Nolan.
You can afford it.
I'd be happy to advise you on some potential movies for you down the road.
I got a list.
I really do.
but it's a video I will tell you that and it looks like whalehead dead bear raccoon penis brainworm lamprey
of the hyannisport brainworm lampreys sharing his opinion on the odyssey
And this is one of those where, I mean, at least for me, if it's satire, it's satire that hues really close to the bone.
Here we go.
Just listen.
If you like The Odyssey, I have news for you, and you might want to sit down for this.
We did some research and found out that the producers marketed it towards gay men and cowards specifically.
So if you ended up liking it, there's no easy way to say this, but go ahead and call your dad and let him know you're a bigger fruit loop than two can, Sam.
As we all know, Hollywood exists so clinically insane people and big gay wads can congratulate each other for producing increasingly bizarre anti-Western propaganda.
That's it.
What do you think?
I'm not going to give the answer until it's not like I'm holding you hostage but I'm not going to give the answer until at least a few people have a chance to chime in and tell me what you think I mean it's rude it's crude it's stupid it's homophobic and all of those things are well all of those things are in wheelhead
dead bear raccoon penis brain worm lamprey sweet spot um so you know i'll i'll wait and i'll wait and
gather some of your thoughts um Cynthia for instance said it's AI and I haven't even heard it yet
and then she said and of course I'm wrong it's the real RFK stupid so we've got one vote well
one change vote yeah um what else uh micah says i'm going to guess a i but the fact he could have said
it and we even have to guess that there's that yeah you actually have to do some
sitting and thinking it's in front of the white house like i said there are people who walk
back and forth behind him, you know.
And he only has five fingers on the hand that he's gesturing with.
Jeremy says it's AI.
So we'll wait and see which way y'all vote.
Hey, Roxanne, no humming.
We're trying to get $2,5007 to finish the month of July fully funded.
and pay for crazy stuff like medicine, health insurance, coal-fried electric power,
interweb tubes and whatnot.
Flavio says, it's the real thing.
That tracks with what we know of him.
And the thing is, if it's AI, they've got his face nailed down.
I mean, he, he looks like an old baseball glove that was put in,
that was put in a restaurant quality broiler.
Billable Rick says it's the real RFK Jr.
Leah in New York says, is it AI?
Is it AI if the brainworm does the talking?
So much crazy comes from him.
It may be AI today and real tomorrow.
My vote's real.
Ralph says it's real
Brother Deacon Asa says no comment on whether it's AI or not
but I do know that his brainworm never died after eating part of his brain
despite what he claims.
You see what I mean?
And this is just a little example of what I go through on any given day
trying to sort out what's going to make it to the program
because we live in an AI
polluted universe.
And, well, one of the clips I saved for today came from AOC.
Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was in a meeting and was offered an opportunity to comment on a bill.
apparently it has to do with data centers and the like and bless her heart and i mean that in the good way
it's almost like aOC has been studying i don't know the mountain top removal movement when we
were at the top of our game and i remember i remember speaking to various groups and
saying listen and i said it specifically in the north woods in Wisconsin in regard to the ginormous
uh blasting project a uh vulgar coal baron named chris klein had planned for the pinocke hills
i said listen you only get one chance to get this right because once you tell them yes
they're never going to they're never going to leave and they've given you no reason to trust them
none whatsoever. And more than anything else, they are by God never going to come and live where they're doing
their dirty business because they don't want to breathe the poisonous air that they're going to create.
I ran across this earlier today. Just some numbers, and I know my head swims when I deal with numbers, but these aren't so bad.
they're big but comprehensible you might recall that the other day we had a clip from
Tommy the tuba running for a guvna of Tel-Abel who said that people oppose data centers
because the Chinese communists have gotten them all worked up yeah well
that's as may be
but the fact of the matter is
people don't oppose data centers
because
of the chicombs
so let's take a
for example
look
this actually came out of a
Huntsville Alabama board
your state senator
thinks you're a communist for being concerned
here is some shared info from next door
Mehta's Alabama Data Center footprint is enormous.
Between the 1,500-acre Montgomery campus and the 665-acre Huntsville campus, the two sites now pull well over 600 megawatts during peak operation,
the same instant power demand as 300 to 400,000 homes running at the same time.
that may very well be more homes than the combined population of, you know, Huntsville and Montgomery.
Over a full year, their combined electricity use equals about 1.3 million households,
making this one of the largest concentrated industrial power loads in the southeast.
Megawatts equal power needed right now, megawatt hours equal electricity used over time.
Despite this scale, a bill in the Alabama legislature, SB 270, includes no statewide rules for water use or wastewater discharge from data centers.
It only addresses electric grid cost allocation.
There are no water withdrawal limits, no cooling technology requirements, and no reporting mandates.
All oversight is left to individual cities.
Should Huntsville establish its own wastewater and cooling system standards?
A recent incident in Cheyenne, Wyoming shows why this gap matters.
In 2026, a metacontractor discharged cooling system wastewater containing cupriavitis-Gillardi,
a rare mulchian responded by revoking the contractor's discharge privileges
and issuing a citywide ban on similar wastewater dumping.
With Huntsville's rapid growth in advanced manufacturing and high-capacity data center cooling systems,
it is one of the hotter growth areas of Alabama.
We face a similar risk profile.
To protect public health and our wastewater infrastructure,
Huntsville should adopt formal discharge standards, mandatory reporting,
cooling system oversight, and enforceable penalties before a problem occurs.
Over time, this level of industrial demand increases infrastructure strain, water use,
wastewater risk, emissions, and long-term costs for surrounding communities.
Once this load is locked in, the community absorbs the consequences for decades.
Proactive regulation is essential to keep our community safe and our infrastructure resilient
as industrial loads continue to expand.
And I don't mean to be a negative.
Nellie or anything like a nattering nabob of negativity, but I trust you're still in hell, Spiro, Agnew.
But the fact of the matter is, if Huntsville, Alabama tries something like that,
the companies like Meta will then pay some good God-fearing upstanded Bible believe in Christ.
centered evil, jellical, gun, to mentalist, ammo, sexual Christian maggots down in Montgomery
on Goat Hill to tell Huntsville, they can't be a doing of that, right? Yeah. And so,
we find ourselves back with the aforementioned clip with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,
and good for her, good for her.
Recognize for five minutes to speak on the bill.
Thank you.
You know, just as a alternative point of consideration here in terms of New York
State's recent moratorium, you know, the kind of thought that, well, you know, if you
don't want to build in your backyard, then maybe you shouldn't have access to compute.
We could say the same thing about Silicon Valley.
We could say the same thing about Silicon Valley billionaires that are constructing
and using these data centers on communities that are overwhelmingly rural, disenfranchised, poor,
and whose own elected officials are not being transparent about how the land use is happening in their own backyard.
Because I would reckon, you look around, ask Peter Thiel, ask Elon Musk, ask Mark Zuckerberg,
if they want one of these data centers in their own backyard.
Ask any one of us here on this committee.
Okay, I got to ask, am I sending?
Because for some reason or another, that clip just stopped in Medias race.
I think I am.
But her point stands.
I heard the, uh-oh.
Okay, thank you, Micah.
Yes, you're here.
I don't know what was going on there.
That was just strange.
But the point is well made.
Mark Zucker, Dweeb, are you going to live next to a data center?
How about you, Leon Scum?
How about you, Peter Thiel?
It might melt your synthetic flesh.
Well, I mean, actually, I do.
These things are nightmares.
And they're going to be a nightmare for anyone who has to live anywhere near them.
And I say that as someone who, well, as the crow flies,
it's not that long a flap for the crow to get.
to a data center.
Not too far from me.
Thank you, Steve, and Routes and Billable.
Thank you, Lee.
Thank you, Jeremy.
Flavio says it stopped in Medias race, but I got her point.
And a damn good point it is.
And one wonders how many others there are who are
willing to say what she just said because there's going to be some nimbie effect here,
not in my backyard.
And I'm drawing on my experience traveling from sea to shining sea and even across one of the oceans
talking about mountaintop removal, namely, you know, people wouldn't put up with it in
Colorado? You kidding me? Vail? Yeah, they wouldn't tolerate the mountains being blasted around
their ski slopes. San Franciscans wouldn't tolerate Hiroshima-level bombing of Mount Tam
there by the bay. Vermonters wouldn't tolerate it, but it was okay as long as it was
far, far away and only affecting the stupid.
at hillbillies.
Well, where these data centers are concerned, we're all about to be hillbillies.
I mean, the NAACP is already suing Leon Scum for his Clean Air Act violations in Memphis
for the data center that he put in.
Of course, in a historically black community, marginalized, underserved, underrepresented,
Yeah, but it's a damn good question.
Ask it.
Hall of it in front of Congress.
Ask Peter Thiel, man of wax.
Ask Leon Scum.
Ask Mark Zucker Dweeb.
Ask every billionaire you can get up there.
Would you live next to a data center?
None of them are going to say, sure you bet.
and I apologize for the blips.
Bill Bill Bill Ricks says you're sending,
but you blipped out twice for a few seconds each time.
We have the big old whopping thunderstorms blowing through.
The straight line winds north of 80 miles an hour never seemed to materialize,
but that doesn't mean they won't.
So the blips are beyond my control.
Please believe me.
brother, the camel cardinals, the head juvenile delinquent, said, you're sending, but you've had
multiple hiccups this evening. I think your Windows 11 is overwhelming your CPU cycles again.
Hopefully I won't be knocked off air this evening. Oh, and let me take a minute because I
stopped a little bit early in yesterday's program because I wanted to go and get some tech stuff.
I'll go ahead and tell you what the project is.
It's not successful yet, but I brought the highfalutin video mixer up with me,
and I have never tried to interface it with the Roadcaster Pro 2,
and I didn't have the requisite cordage.
So off I went to Best Buy and got that.
All I can say is I miss radio.
shack something fierce.
I really do.
It was so nice you could walk in and if there were any kind of connector.
Oh, yeah, we got one of those.
I wound up having to buy more pieces than I actually needed.
And so far it has been a fruitless attempt.
But I'm going to try to get this lick.
Got a new tripod for the camera.
Camera is.
Geez.
And then today I went to the local music store where I'd heard the music years before, but the man there said the music wouldn't play.
No, I got the right chords.
So what I got yesterday at Best Buy is a going back.
I think it's going to be a question of both software and hard.
And I'll try to keep, I'm going to keep messing with it until I get it sorted out.
Maybe not do it all the time, but once in a while, just fire up a little video.
See if we can make that go.
And, yeah, it's the whalehead dead bear, raccoon, penis, brain-orren, lamprey video.
So it's AI.
But here's the thing.
It's getting harder and harder to tell.
And that does not bode well for the future.
And of course, it also plays into our old friend confirmation bias.
It's believable because whalehead, dead bear, brainworm, lamprey is an absolutely horrible human being,
incapable, without a doubt, of saying exactly that kind of vile, filthy ugliness.
Oh, and by the way, a note coming in from Christopher.
Hi, Christopher.
Testify Whiskey Pete.
Hi, Roxanne.
We're heading to the Odyssey on Thursday.
I'll have to wear my Gaydar Faraday cage to protect myself.
Sounds like Whiskey Pete rubbed a little too much Frank Thomas Biggert high-key ballsy ball.
on lefty and too little on righty.
That was
rather a lot
to read
and you get a rom-lama rim shot.
Let's appreciate that again
because Christopher
puts some effort into that.
Sounds like Whiskey Pete
rubbed a little too much Frank Thomas
BigHurt high tea, ballsy
bomb on lefty and too little
and righty. And then Christopher
says, hmm, RFK Jr. commenting on
gay videography. I'd say
his shirtless workout video with Kitty Rock
remains on the Mount Rushmore
of Gaydom
videos. And by the way, if you have
HBO and you have not yet seen the
Bobby Kennedy then yet
in Life Larry and the pursuit of
unhappiness, I
highly recommend it.
You know, that
Frank Thomas Biggert
high T. Bolseybaum.
Oh.
Just, oh.
Oh, stop it, Roxanne, says Leah, New York.
Now, I want some American pie, probably Apple.
That must be the tech in the food porn comment without ruining dinner.
Look at you.
I'm so proud.
Was it AI?
Steve, New York says, my guess is that the RFK recording was AI.
It was.
It was.
It came from a satire site.
But, you know,
we of functioning brains have enough brain power to question both our confirmation bias and whether something is real.
And on the other hand, however, over on the maggot side, they're like, hell yeah, give them hell, Bobby, I'll tell you what, that's the smartest man ever to run the health department.
and I tell you what, I eat some more.
Glory, bring me an ice cold, raw milk.
I don't think the diarrhea lettuce is doing its job.
Let's give her a little help.
Her name's Glory.
Meanwhile, from Sylvie.
Hi, Sylvie.
First, is McConnell live or is it Memorax?
Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
I was and still am so hoping.
morbid Mitch was elevating daisies, subterraneanly speaking.
Why simple.
With Lady G.
Gone.
If McConnell was as well, these things come in threes.
A girl can hope.
Yeah, that goes back to what I said yesterday, Sylvie.
You may not have been able to listen, but I watch, and it ain't easy, but I watch every,
every time I see video of Trump nitwit Niro live now, I tune in because.
As I noted, it could happen at any minute.
And if it happens on live TV, well, I imagine we won't necessarily see it because the seven or 20 or one minute delay, but it might slip through.
Not talking about anybody hurting him.
I'm talking about the consequences of all the hurt he's done to himself over the years catching up with him.
Kind of the way Moscow Mitch glitched on live TV.
Well, what we have to do here is we got to stop these goddamn Democrats from...
You know?
And also from Sylvie.
Radio Shack, whimper.
Hell yeah, Radio Shack was my happy place.
I still have a boatload of electronic stuff from there.
I miss them like a front tooth.
Yes.
And honestly,
they're a big part of what I refer to in the studio
is Roxanne's home for wayward hardware.
Can't hardly stand to throw one out.
This might be handy someday.
But it was nice because you just be bopped over.
had it you went home cool now well my odyssey at best buy was really squirley and then uh thank god there's still a
music store here god just the walls are lined with gibson's and tailors and martins and
Takaminis and Yamahas and Gretch and vendors.
And that's just the git fiddles.
I don't think I've ever been on the other half of the store
over where the keyboards and stuff are.
I think Victoria has from time to time looked longingly
at an electric drum set.
She's smart.
As to the internet burping,
Stephen New York notes,
truth is you haven't replaced the flage of plate in a while. Yeah, and the Ushah is completely offline, by the way.
You know, the Knuton valve has to inlineate with the flage of plate and the two have to enter,
enter, enter, enter, interwizzle miss with the Ushah. And the Ushah is completely gone because low and by
behold she has dropped another little little little vance spawn i have no doubt that when the jade egg is
there a rutting on usha mayella that he's got a little fantasy going of being a pretty pretty girl
oh don't go there lobio don't go there but what if the clementine colligula is actually a cyborg
A cybernetic AI organism
Created by the Russians
What if?
We're screwed
Oh, how sweet.
A Scott Mironoff reference.
We're all screwed, Robin.
Yeah.
Randy Radar
This radio shack probably went bust
due to currency fluctuations.
Really?
I thought it went bust
because it was poorly managed.
But, you know.
anything can happen.
I just know I miss them.
Randy Eds, I think that's the gigafram gongulator.
Yeah, well, it interfaces with the Ushah too.
And when the Ushah goes down, I probably shouldn't have put it that way.
But, oh, well, hopefully we'll, yeah,
we're trying to get along without it, but you've heard the burps.
You know, there's every possibility in the world it may have.
New Vance spawn?
emerged from between the couch cushions, asks Lee in New York.
Yeah, and that too, that too, Ralph's asking,
have you heard that J.D. and Usha want to buy a 400-plus-acre horse ranch in Virginia?
Actually, at least at present, they're only renting.
The little community is Middleburg.
Like so many, it's about an hour outside of D.C.
and if all you knew was if you didn't know,
you'd never know that D.C. was anywhere near it,
except for the fact that, you know, the occasional visiting Politico or whatever.
But no, their life has been upended, their lives there in Middleburg,
because, well, it's hard not to have your life upended when a swarm of maggot-sympathetic secret service goon.
and whatnot, bring their motorcade and the necessary ambulance and whatnot, go driving through
your town, yeah, it's going to wreck the place.
And people are generally not thrilled.
And from T.J., the JD Egg, that is so fucking funny.
Well, I mean, if you know what an egg is.
and I don't mean in the general generic sense
although ooh
unpaid product placement
I found a
brand of organic
free range cruelty free
etc etc etc
eggs at Kroger's
and they have the most beautiful
their blue eggs
and they are they're faintly
blue, blue white, but they have the most gorgeous amber yokes I've ever seen. Made a beautiful,
beautiful pan of scrambled eggs used them and a little sauteed anoki mushrooms and sauteed onion,
cream cheese, and dill. And they were just fluffy, and they went so very.
well with, you know, nice buttered toast.
I may never buy anything but that brand again.
God, they were good.
Okay.
The Camel Cardinal says,
regarding Radio Shack went down due to poor management.
No, no.
I have it on good authority that the management was quite robust and tandy.
Tandy.
Yeah.
Sure.
I gave you the Rommelama Rim shot for that.
But to be brutally honest, the Rama just went,
stuck her little llama tongue out.
Going back to what I said about scary when we can't tell the difference,
Lee asked, do you remember, is it live or is it Memorex?
And yes, you can still buy their cassettes.
Did Sylvie hack my email?
No.
No, Lee, that's just the effect of the horn hive mind, hard at work.
This is perfect, says Jeremy, kind of like the dude that was trolling people with a fake AI woman
and got them to pay real money to see it nude.
If you'll only sign over the digital rights to your voice likeness,
I'll single-handedly create your new personality.
Roshana, Ken Baugh.
And split the proceeds with you, 6040.
I'm going to hold out for you get 70 and I get 30 and you won't change my mind, you juvenile delinquent you.
And back to the data centers for a second.
Or I'm sorry, Plavio points out just the ungodly amount of water.
Those data centers consume ungodly amounts of water, a limited, very limited resource.
And as we just found out in Cheyenne Wyoming, they traded in the good water for some back.
some antibiotic-resistant bacterial water.
Here, have a glass, Cheyenne, Wyoming.
How do you vote, by the way?
Just curious, Cheyenne, Wyoming.
Huntsville, Alabama.
Yeah, right.
Looks good.
An AI data center mascot, Lee says,
How about this?
Obligatory Simpsons reference.
Yeah, the three-eyed Simpsons fish.
Maybe we should bring that.
back seems like kind of a good idea and by the way the whalehead dead bear
brainworm lamprey video came from an account called maverick Darby which it
says it's mostly satire and yeah it's a I but it's only gonna get more
difficult to figure that out unless it's satire back to back to the DUI hire
whiskey peat it was a it was a unpleasant day for him on Capitol Hill and to that I say well
good I hope it didn't hurt too little he tried to shamble and stumble and bluster his way
oh that's why I'm that's well orange daddy is so is so brave he he often bravely takes
off his belt and whips my bare bottom
which makes me feel so manly and masculine.
I have to go out and take another shot of testosterone is what I have to do.
God.
Jeremy says when Usha went down,
is that a secret dark alternative version when the devil went down to Georgia?
That's being charitable, Jeremy.
Okay, that's good.
Randy Radar says, just a minute, I've got to reboot my TRS 80.
Did you know that Commodore or someone who has bought the rights to the name Commodore
is coming out with a new PC?
It's going to be very, very retro.
And they're coming out with a flip phone too.
Also, very, very retro.
Good luck with that trash 80, Randy.
And, no, so back to Whiskey Pete.
Gene Shaheen of New Hampshire decided to make sure he didn't have a fun day today.
Obviously, don't agree with your characterization of that.
I appreciate that, but you didn't ask me, but I want you to answer my question.
I know you don't agree with my characterization.
I don't agree with yours either.
Well, one of the reason I take issue with that characterization is something that Senator Durbin said,
when he talked about Ukraine and he talked about winning.
And I appreciate as much as any of the reason.
winning a war. But I sit in front of a committee that wants to talk about winning a war that's been going on for four years and talks about strategic defeat of a conflict that's been going on for four months to prevent Iran from getting a nuclear bomb. I would hope for some perspective in this town of the historic nature of what President Trump is undertaking. Do you want radical Islamists to have...
I mean, historically stupid, but history is kind of neutral. It's historic all right. It's just history.
Historically frontotemporal dementiaized.
Right.
Perspective in this town of the historic nature of what President Trump is undertaking.
Do you want radical Islamists to have a nuclear bomb that can stare down the world?
I don't want to hear your speech because I have limited time.
I don't understand.
So you can't answer my question.
Then I will move on to my next question.
And of course, he could not in fact answer the question.
Mm-hmm.
I appreciate winning a war, but.
yeah and the rest of that was but my orange daddy wants russia to win in ukraine and it's funny one of the last things that uh the lady g uh miss lindsay was pushing for was an enhanced sanctions package against russia over ukraine
and uh well so far not so much i'm yeah we got an honor we got an honor senator graham's leg
but not by doing anything he wanted you know doing and lo and behold darlene uh graham nordine i don't know is she darlene
I don't know.
We'll call her Darla.
But she's ruffling some feathers down in South Kjah, Anastine.
Yeah, she is.
Because now apparently, based on what...
And there went to power.
Okay, we're back.
That wasn't fun.
That was blink number two.
if the old rule holds
blink number three we will be gone for good
I don't mean I mean yeah
it'll just be out for a while
and like I said this is the first time I remember
going through something like this but these are apparently some
hellish has done thunderstorms here
oh well my apologies
stream wasn't glitching
I simply wasn't streaming
because it went out and then everything had to be rebooted.
Good times.
Oh, and just going back to Christopher.
Hey, Roxanne.
Hey, Christopher.
I'm really not excited about this spinoff of Green Acres brought us to us by Vice President Egg, J.D. Egg Ranch,
where Usha is the beard and everything on four legs is nervous.
Yeah.
Oliver!
Are we going to make the JD-Ag climb the phone pole to make a call?
Sarah?
Get me.
Get me Sam Drucker in Picksley.
No, Sam Drucker was it?
Oddly, no.
I mean, it is frontier, but their internet has been incredibly resilient and reliable until this thing rolled through.
And apparently it's a bugger, Flavio saying, you got Frontier.
I'm hearing music.
Sounds like the BBC theme.
David Lowe's Countdown 24.
I don't think that's what it is.
No, we were talking about Darlene Nordine, Nordone, Nordone.
It sounds like something you use to get off heroin.
Darlene Letty Graham Nordone.
You know, she was appointed to fill out Lady G's,
unexpired term.
And
that's all
she was supposed to do,
you see. But now
she's
turning some heads down
in South Carolina stand
because
she's decided that she wants
to, she wants to,
she's never been in politics whatsoever
before as far as I can
tell.
But she wants to be a senator in her own.
right for her dear brother lindsay now nitwit nero has endorsed her to run for the seat governor henry
mc governor macmaster haven't heard from david in south carolina in a while i hope you're okay
um did daddy's bidding and appointed her to fill the unexpired term and then nitwit nero then said
you know you should run for the whole thing and uh on her website she's just calling herself
darlene graham see you later mr nordone yeah she's uh got two kids but on her campaign website
it doesn't even say that she's married she's been married for 20 years marrying
Lawrence Andrew Nordone, but, well, he doesn't exist.
She has done dropped her murried name.
One person is even calling her campaign sinister for wanting to hold the seat.
I mean, being a senator from South Carolina ain't a whole lot of work.
It's not like you got to actually do nothing.
you just stand in let the monies roll in, and you don't do shit for your constituents,
because it's South Carolina stand.
Yeah.
Going back to Whiskey Pete Kegbreath, okay, this is for you, Steve.
I, for one, definitely want radical Islamists to have a nuclear bomb.
Fucking dumb ass, Jesus Christ.
I added the Jesus Christ.
I'll be darned.
Look at that.
You done some sleuthin, Fabio.
At least now I know where the BBC gets its theme from.
That is David Lowe.
Huh.
Could have fooled me.
Of course, I never hear that music.
So, well, here we are.
Randy Radar identifying it as BBC-type music, too.
Or call her Darla Mae Graham.
That's quality, Ralph.
That's real quality.
And don't blame you, Cynthia, me neither.
I don't want stupid rat fucking far.
right radical lunatics running the government.
Nope, not even a little bit.
Yeah, that Lee pointing out that blip
was a bigly one. Yeah, it was.
Speaking of which, just along
the way, I found this interesting.
Take note of this name,
Theodore Middendorf.
The German name, Middendorf, I presume.
Theodore Middendorf was right there on January 6th, 2021, trying to overturn the governor of the United States.
He was charged, and then nitwit Niro pardoned the criminal because, well, that's what Nittweit Nero does being a criminal in his own right.
well now
Theodore
Middendorf
and I don't think
the pardon's going to help him on this one
Theodore Middendorf
is off
to
the joint
in fact
he has since been sentenced
and he's going to do
19 years
in the stir
for and you can say
of course
course it's disgusting it's revolting it's horrifying it's heartbreaking it's infuriating but of course
another january 6th domestic terrorist busted for raping a little girl in this case theodore
middendorf raped a seven-year-old and and yeah please if there's any justice let him serve all
19 years.
And you know what?
If there was any, if responsible journalists, I'm not going to say if there were any,
there are.
Responsible journalists should make their first reference to nitwit Nero.
Donald Trump, who pardoned men who went on to rape children.
Yeah.
But I guess not.
and by the way we're coming up on the third hour of the program and we are a goose egg so far we stand at
2 507 trying to finish the month of July fully funded and fingers are bigly crossed oh shame on me
for using bigly shame on you lee for bringing it up my brain was perfectly happy not being
reminded of that stupidity but uh as to
Darla
Darla Graham
dropping her married name
Stephen New York
points out
Sounds like a lack of family values
Oh no
She got family values
She's gonna
She's gonna leave her family
And go to D.C.
And make some values
A few
A few nice little contributions
From
Well, Heritage Foundation
and your A-PAC and your National Republican Rifle Association,
ruble, whatever association,
and girl could have a pretty good time in Vegas on that kind of money.
Yeah, they are.
He was convicted in state court,
so Nitwit Niro can't do a damn thing about Theodore Middendorf.
Exactly, Ralph.
Fair question, Micah asking,
is she as far in the closet as Lindsay was?
I mean, she did.
She did marry a man and birth a couple of youngans.
And I don't think no angels visited her.
And she looked up and said,
Behold the handmaiden of the Lord.
But you never know.
It ain't necessarily.
I don't think anybody could be as far in the closet as Miss Lindsay was.
Lady G was so far in the closet,
he was last seen riding a lion through Narnia.
and Micah asking you, what the fuck is it with all these J-6ers and raping children?
Well, it's who they are.
They were that before January 6th.
They were that after January 6th, and they, well, a dog returneth ever to its vomit, right?
There went dinner in the Central Daylight Time Zone, damn it.
And it has been confirmed.
There are some David Lowe beats among the background music files.
Thank you, Camel Cardinal.
just wanted to mention that, you know,
Nick Witt Nero,
one of his pardonees.
But often did exactly what oh so many maggots, you know, do.
Jeremy tells me there's a rumor that Lindsay's sister is a bit more left in open secret in many circles.
I can see perhaps that being some serious wish crafting.
I don't know.
We'll wait and see how she votes.
She's not going to vote like she's more left until she's got the job for six years for sure.
But it's curious.
Curious, sir, and curiouser.
And just a quick peep into the world of maggots calling everybody commies that they don't like.
You might recall, this is a clip from little Benny Johnson, you might recall that
Ashley St. Clair, who left the Magot World and started spilling tea all over the place,
pointed out that in a conversation with Don Lemon that Benny Johnson, well, he likes guys.
I mean, he really likes guys.
and he interviewed earlier today
Senator Eric Schmidt of Missouri
and declared that
Senator Mark Warner of Virginia
Yeah, Senator Mark Warner of Virginia
is a commie
Now if you know anything about Senator Warner
You know that he's a
multi-millionaire, not a billionaire
made his money in telecom
real big during the Clinton years
and Governor of Virginia
then made it to Senator
and you know they'll carry him out
feet first before he leaves
but
they're trying
the maggots are trying to ramp up the paranoia
and that's where all this
commie business is coming from
but
well
Eric
Eric must be
playing it for the folks
that, well, the original ballerina Swan Lake
Trailer Court and Country Club, as
Sister Carol Baker once told us, was
right there somewhere aroundabouts,
Odessa, Missouri.
Had a professor once who said she was going to write a book
called The World Ends at Odessa, Missouri.
Because there's kind of a hump in the interstate
and you can't see anything beyond the highway.
It's like the world ends.
I don't know if it's still like that.
But anyway, Eric,
Schmidt and
little Benny Johnson
who by the way took a shit
ton of money from Mother Russia
to
spread disinformation and somehow
is still
on the air
because well I okay IYAM
it's okay if you're a maggot
and so he puts on his little
wire
framed
glasses and
puts
I don't
Steve
you were
was it you Steve
referencing
brilliant teen in the hair
I think a little
Benny Johnson is probably a thop man
he doesn't seem cool enough to be a
dapper Dan
kind of guy
you know we just went and saw the Odyssey
and that put me in the mind of
a brother where Art thou
which is based on the Odyssey
and
I don't know
kind of like John Goodman's portrayal of Polyphemus.
But take it away, Senator McCarthy or Schmidt.
Senator, I don't think you were at UFC at the White House, but like, I think I'm getting this right.
Like, the leftist setting themselves up.
Wait, that's how this begins.
I didn't see you at UFC at the White House.
I was there.
Oh, I was so there, Senator.
I don't know why I'm doing this other accent again.
I was there.
I was so there, all those hot, sweaty men in almost nothing at all.
You better believe I was there, says little Benny.
Johnson.
You know, at least Ben Shapiro calls it the Ben Shapiro show.
We only call him Benny here.
He calls it the Benny Show.
Zedrine?
Bendy over?
I don't know.
They're training.
They're ready to, like, try and stage a mass squatter event on America.
Like, they're ready to do it.
Yeah.
And again, there's no data to support any of that.
He just yanked that right out in his butt.
Uh, the lefties are going to come here.
a mass slaughter event and yeah you reckon you reckon mother russia told him to say that too
i mean these are antifa tactics they've used um you were you were talking about what happened
yesterday antifa antifa i swear to god he draws antifa like a gun remember in dallas
there was a similar kind of incident what they're doing is uh they're drawing federal officers out
And then they have snipers or, you know, other people who are going to actually murder ice agents or anybody.
Really?
Snipers?
Snipers?
Murdering ice goons?
Because I'm pretty sure that hasn't happened or even remotely come close to happening.
It's not even in the same country code as happening.
Oh, paranoia.
my guess is proof please seriously why don't why didn't they be like prove it well i mean there's
nobody to say prove it to them because the only people who watch them are the the the folks who
spend their time under under glass and rip and in in live in bell jars and ripplies believe it or not
auditorium and who's going to who's going to call it out who's going to who's going to impose any
sort of accountability or responsibility on little Benny and Senator Schmidt, right? But the
paranoid ravings, I mean, really, a Thorazine dart might be a nice thing. I'm not talking
about snipers, just a Thorazine, just let him calm down. Hello. Oh, Flavio was the one with
the brilliant team. Thank you. Thank you, Flavio. I was the one who remarked he'd never seen a masculine
of masculine masculinity with that much brillian
holding up his quaffier meeting haggseth
yeah well but you ain't seen
little benny uh little bennie johnson
i mean
my goodness gracious
he looks like
a character from a children's comic
book antifa snipers
steven new york says if only we were that
organized yeah are you kidding
no
it's just stupid silly
No ice kills, says Jeremy, from a few feet away to a few yards or more, depending on how fast you're getting away from them.
Uh-huh.
Or, you know, other people who are going to actually murder ice agents or anybody that comes out of those federal buildings.
This is like a tactic they've been using.
And I think that one thing that's been made very clear.
Wait, this is a tactic they've been using?
When?
Where?
Senator.
in the thin gray settlements that slosh around between your ears and pass for brains?
Just gunning people down coming out of federal buildings?
Jesus.
Secretary Rubio gave a speech about this too, and I talked about it a year ago.
The connectedness now of these organizations,
it's much easier for them to be a network where they're sharing not just human resources,
people connecting, but also tactics.
And these tactics, they include snipers there, Senator?
You're just making that up?
Well, at least you're not fantasizing without having sex with children,
so I guess we'll have to take that and call it a win.
But what he said about little Marco Rubio, on the other hand,
has an element of truth because, well, this maggot maladministration
has put out their enemies list.
Yeah, among other things,
mayonnaise-mouth-Miller is calling for mass arrests.
And it sounds insane because it is,
but that doesn't make it any less likely.
Thank you, of course, to Secretary of State Rubio
for organizing this conference
and for leading this initiative.
Here in the United States, we have taken the necessary and essential action of formally recognizing left-wing violence as a form of political terrorism that is a direct threat to our national security and the survival of our Republican form of government.
President Trump issued a directive in our parlance.
It's called a national security presidential memorandum or NSPM.
NSPM 7, to be exact.
Parliants?
That directs for the first time in American history, all of our law enforcement and intelligence agencies to work together to disrupt, identify, defund, debank, arrest, and prosecute these political terrorists that are operating in our country.
It's very important to understand that left-wing political terrorism seeks as its ultimate end, the overthrow,
of our system and form of government.
And we've seen this has taken place many times and many places throughout the years.
And Secretary Rubio has provided you many examples.
Left-wing terrorism always ends in bloodshed, misery, and suffering.
It only can travel in one direction.
There's no point at which the left-wing terrorist...
Shut the fuck up, you goddamn Nazi.
The only terrorism we're seeing out there is maggot terrorism.
Ask Alex Prettie or Renee Good.
Oh, I'm sorry, they can't answer.
They're dead.
They were murdered on the street.
By fascist goons.
But, no, they've got their enemies list now.
Yesterday, Ralph sent this along from Dean Blundell on exactly that topic.
23 people on the enemy's list. Sorry, sneeze break.
Who, who, yeah. Susanne Adely, she's the president of the National Lawyers Guild.
What is her crime? She joined the Nuestra America convoy and praised the election in Venezuela from 2024.
It remains to be seen if this will turn out to be an actual prescription list similar to what, well, people like Sulla and Mark Antony and others put out.
That was basically a license to murder.
Now, Suzanne Adeline, number two on the list, Karen Bass, the actual mayor of Los Angeles.
but back in the 1970s she was an organizer for the Venceramos Brigade.
And then this one, this is laughable.
I mean, this is a real side splitter.
Medea Benjamin, a co-founder of Code Pink.
She once lived in Cuba for a little while.
One of the most recent stories I remember from Code Pink was when Code Pink took, what, roses, chocolates,
don't remember to that wild-eyed bomb-throwing commie Rand Paul libertarian ophthalmologist and that thing on his head.
Chesa Boudin, former San Francisco DA.
He is guilty of being the son of a member of the weather underground.
Then there's first they came for the ice cream.
Ben Cohen, he went to a wedding that little Marco doesn't like.
Claudia Delacruz, People's Forum co-founder, presidential candidate for the Party for Socialism and Liberation in 2024.
Manolo de los Santos of the People's Forum also.
He is accused of having close relationships with Cuban regime, Biggie.
years.
That doesn't qualify within the singing band.
Eve Ensler went to the same wedding.
Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty.
Put her on the prescription list.
She's a playwright.
You may recognize her name as being the dramaturgers who wrote the vagina monologues.
I'm sure that scares.
people like J.D. Vance and Little Marco and hairless Hydric right out of their minds.
Vaginas? Not the vaginas. Another co-founder of Code Pink, Jody Evans. She's married to Neville Roy Singham.
That's the wedding that no one was supposed to go to. And then the dead guy. They put a dead guy on the
enemies list in the in the form of George Floyd murdered by a Minneapolis ACAB, now doing time
because nitwit Niro can't do a goddamn thing about that. It's a state conviction.
But he's an enemy of the state because after he was murdered by the cops, the Cuban government
said they were glad that people were protesting his murder, co-founder of Black Lives Matter,
Alicia Garza.
She once said that Asada Shakur was an organizing influence for her.
Oh dear, apparently Amy Goodman of Democracy Now went to that Evans Singham wedding.
She was a guest there.
That'll get you on the enemy's list.
Ursa Hersey
daughter of Ilhan Omar
She got suspended from Barnard for protesting
And then went to Cuba for a little bit
Which by the way people can do
Or could
If he was still around
I wonder if they would have
Named
My old friend Ed Rable
Who led
Tours
To Cuba
About every year
And loved
the Cuban people.
Yeah.
Paul Laredi,
he's from San Francisco.
He's the North American coordinator for the pro-Iran Al-Tajamu Network.
Huh.
You know, I know a guy, Jewish even,
who once got a paycheck on the regular
from press TV,
you know, the Iranian
state.
broadcast propaganda organization. Yeah. Cached every one of them. And of course, no, no, no, no,
no list of, uh, uh, enemies of the of the of the of the, of the, of the, of the, of the, of the, of the, of the
state would be complete without Zoran momdani. They put him on the list just for being
mayor of New York. Uh, they put Ilhan Omar on their enemies list for being Ursa Hersey's
mother.
And now this is a guy that has rocketed to fame as an internet-based member of the commentariat.
I'm speaking about Hassan Piker.
So he does.
He turns on the camera, turns on the mixer, and starts talking about progressive stuff into the microphone.
Enemies list.
Sitting member of Congress Ayanna Presley, guilty of praising Assad.
Shakur after her death. Neville Roy Singham based out of Shanghai. He's an American tech
magnate who bankrolls left-wing organizations. Christian Smalls, the founder of the Amazon
Labor Union, joined the 2026 convoy to Cuba. And Antonio Villegosa, former mayor of L.A.,
Former Speaker of the California Assembly, an alum of the Vinceremos Brigade,
Maxine Waters, another sitting congressman, once wrote to Fidel Castro, urging him not to extradite
Asada Shakur.
And finally, Diane Wilson, another Code Pink co-founder.
Those are the individuals.
There's an equally long list of organizations that are enemies of the state now, according to the
Marco Rubio and Ed Al. The Amazon Labor Union. Of course, Antifa. And you know, you can never get
him to answer the question. If you're not anti-fascist, what does that say about you? Ah? Yeah. Oh,
you know. Asada's daughters, they train young activists out of Chicago. Then there's the curiously
acronymed other A-PAC, the Association for Investment in Popular Action Committees.
That's a California nonprofit that funds Left Media and Cuba-Venezuela delegations.
Hi, Left Media over here.
We struggle to survive and have for 25 years just saying, oh, well, the Black Alliance for
Peace cannot be tolerated.
Neither can Black Lives Matter.
neither can changing frequencies
a black queer feminist abolitionist health project
well we can't be having any black queer feminist abolitionist people
who are healthy now can we
Claudia Jones School
they organize in D.C. and do political education
and pro-Cuba advocacy you keep hearing Cuba pop up in all of this
well that's because
little Marco Rubio has a little Marco Rubio
stiffy for invading Cuba.
But we're kind of beyond our capacity right now.
Oh, Code Pink.
I mean, if you're going to blacklist all the founders, you can't hardly not blacklist
code pink.
Women for peace.
They run Cuba Solidarity Trips.
Then there's the DSA, the Democratic Socialists of America.
They've got a three-page published dossier, according to.
to Dean Blundell.
And the evidence against Democratic Socialists is that they occasionally go on delegations to Cuba.
Equality for Flatbush.
Uh-huh.
Not surprisingly, they're out of Brooklyn.
And they organize against gentrification and the ACABs and the ICE goons.
Then there's Haitian women for Haitian refugees.
It's a woman-led group.
and they defend migrants from deportation.
Well, that's well not stand.
Shades of George H.W. Bush.
If Co. and Pastors for Peace, that's right.
Pastors for Peace must be a subversive organization out there doing all that Matthew 25 stuff.
They fiscally sponsor left groups and run aid caravans.
The National Lawyers Guild itself, of course.
Network on Cuba.
The National Lawyers Guild came in for the ire of these filthy fascists.
Why?
Because they provide legal observers at protests and legal defense for people arrested.
This gang of fascists, like any fascist, likes their defendants nice and defenseless.
Yeah, National Network on Cuba, Party for Socialism and Liberation.
That's another socialist party.
The People's Forum, they're accused of being anti-ice and pro-Cuba.
Thousand currents, they, as a nonprofit, funded or sponsored, Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation.
Uh-oh, Viva, Palestina, U.S.
They're accused of participating in Hamas convoys.
And then there's witness for peace.
the witness for peace solidarity collective.
They run peace convoys to Cuba from time to time.
We're here, and they're proud of it.
Cynthia pointing out these stupid fucking jerks with their enemies list are the real enemies.
And then asks, and I'm not on the list?
Where did I go wrong?
With all those names on that list being on it would be a badge of honor, true American heroes.
I know.
Same thing occurred to me, Cynthia, but the fact of the matter is,
you don't want to be on it.
Or maybe they won't do anything.
This is just some sort of pathetic attempt to gin up an invasion of Cuba.
Can you imagine how the literacy rates will plummet in Cuba if nitwit, Niro gets hold of it?
How access to medical care will fucking plummet if Nittlet Nero gets near it.
And, of course, like Iran, but longer than Iran.
Cuba has been preparing to be invaded by Los Estados Anitos since before I was born.
The Iranians have only been preparing for 47 years.
And look what they're doing to us.
And they're deliberately draining our anti-missile defenses.
Iran is.
And like dipshits, well, we set ourselves up for them to do it.
Not like dipshits.
dipshits that they are, they set us up to let Iran do it. And by the way, Jeremy points out,
Asada Shakur was two-pack's aunt by marriage. I thought so. And Randy, Radar, you're absolutely
right. There's nothing more profitable than shooting down 20,000 drones with million-dollar missiles.
And those drones don't take long at all to manufacture, whereas the missiles are incredibly
complex affairs that do take rather a long time and and this is a complicated economic term
shit loads of taxpayer money but let's go back we heard from the reincarnation of him though i still
i did this i did some of the historic some reading on the history though steven if he's the
incarnation of anyone, reincarnation of anyone, it's Hydric. But, yeah, little Marco had something to say, too.
By the way, somebody was on the stress line and hung up and called back and hung up. Bear with me,
if you call in, I will get to you. So give it a go. Or, you know, you can always reach out through the
through the Discord app, if you're a member over at the old holler tree.
That works too.
Last November, the State Department designated four violent, far-left extremist groups
as foreign terrorist organizations.
And there will be more designations soon.
Yeah, no, that's simply not true.
But the funny thing about all of this is, well, history.
because I'm so old I can remember right after Barack Obama took office, a matter of months,
the government released a report that said that domestic right-wing terrorism was the greatest threat to America today back in early 2009.
And Jesus, H. Christ, the barking and the grunting and the grunting and the,
hooting? Oh, that fat dead rush was still alive at the time, and he was howling so loudly he could be
heard all the way down in the pit where he kept his wife and threatened her with the hose if she
didn't put the lotion on her skin. Every Republican from sea to shining sea,
It's how dare that Muslim president say that good God-fearing Americans is domestic terrorists?
And then the Obama administration withdrew the report.
Even though it had been commissioned, it had been written, it had been researched and published.
That's right, under the dim leader administration.
It was merely released by the brand new shiny Obama administration.
And who we, they sure did run away from it.
Because, you know, we can't upset.
We can't upset the Republicans.
Yeah, Jeremy saying, guess what?
The greatest threat is still white-wing violence that hasn't changed.
If it has, it's gotten worse with Trump, amen.
And if I'm not mistaken, one of the people who was barking and grudding about that report back in 2009 may have actually been Steve Scalise.
No one's ever going to accuse Steve Scalise of being a member of Mensa.
You don't know.
But he, for his part, is doing everything in his power to make sure that as many Americans who vote Democratic,
are disenfranchised as possible.
He'll also be disenfranchising some of the women folk in the maggot party,
but he doesn't really worry about them and they just need to learn when to shut up.
So this is all about how, you know, we got a show ID in America.
Why shouldn't you have to show ID when you vote?
Show and picture ID to vote.
Not a complicated subject.
Again, anybody that gets on an airplane has to show a picture.
idea to vote. Wait, who's who's out there voting on airplanes?
Steve Scalise almost lost his life in that shooting at the congressional baseball game some
years ago. He still didn't learn anything from it that maybe, you know, maybe it may be a lesson
like people who are mentally unwell shouldn't have access to firearms, but no, no, nope,
He was bought by the National RUBel Association and he stayed bought.
That makes him one of the good ones as far as the NRA is concerned.
But if you want to get on a plane, you have to show an ID to vote.
I mean, you did not mishear that.
A complicated subject.
Again, anybody that gets on an airplane has to show a picture ID to vote nowadays.
Well, granted, I haven't flown in a while, but I don't.
know some of you all have. What are you voting for when you get on the plane? Are you voting for
it to land safely? I mean, I'd vote that way. Do you get a vote as to whether you hit clear
air turbulence? You know, one of those big ones, you know, where you get to see your, your, your,
your your your your your your little plastic cup full of full of sprite go airborne and then come back down and
land it i i don't know yeah Jeremy greatest yeah it is and you know that one of those greatest
threats is well steve skelees there who thinks you have to vote to get on an airplane
is it a majority vote of the whole passengers or or is it it it is it
Is it a plurality or the Nita two-thirds majority?
I mean, is there a parliamentary rules process for it?
Now, I started the program with an AI, whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm,
lamprey clip.
That was AI.
This is not AI.
This is one of the most high-ranking members of the maggot majority in the House of Representatives saying that you have to vote to get on an airplane.
But it gets worse.
Show a picture ID to vote.
Nowadays, if you want to go to Olive Garden and get unlimited pasta, you got to show a picture ID.
What has this world come to?
You have to vote to get unlimited pasta.
Pasta? I don't think they give you unlimited pasta at Olive Garden. I mean, the big draw at Olive Garden is unlimited soup and breadsticks on the lunch menu. But you have to show an ID for that?
What is, is there fentanyl in the goddamn linguine? Geroen in the angel hair? Jesus. Percocet and the paella? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm sorry. I'm.
kidding. They don't serve paella at Olive Garden. Bill Bill Bill Ricks says voting on planes. I've never
voted on a plane. I doubt that passengers would even be allowed to vote for their choice at dinner.
Most planes don't even give you food when you fly. Well, I know you're damn sure not allowed to vote.
Well, I guess you can vote with your money as to where you sit inside the said airplane.
But Olive Garden? Olive Garden? Who's Steve Scalise's
staffer who came up with that laugh riot.
Get unlimited pasta.
You got to show a picture ID.
This isn't complicated stuff.
Yet every Democrat is against these basic things.
You're goddamn right, Steve Scalise.
I am against having to show a photo ID to get an extra serving of Fetuccini Alfredo.
Because that's not America.
That is not the American.
that I was promised when I was growing up.
When I was growing up, it was an America where you ordered your meal,
and they brought it to you, and you ate it,
and that was as much as you got unless you wanted to buy more.
Actually, and this is a trivia moment, but Olive Garden was entirely a creation
of some corporation or another,
and they put their first restaurant ever in the Greater Orlando Flood.
Florida area because they wanted to see, you know, there really weren't any chain Italian places and
they wanted to go national with it. And so with what with Disney being there, they figured people
from all over the world were coming there and if they could get them into Olive Garden, they could find out
if a national Italian restaurant chain would work. And it did. But early on, like on one of the
first nights of service, things weren't going well in the kitchen.
and that's often how it is with a soft launch.
You're still figuring things out back there.
But some of the diners were getting irate,
and one of the folks in the kitchen, the management folks said,
listen, just take them some breadsticks.
Tell them they can have all the breadsticks they want.
And thus was born the free thing at dinner, in this case, breadsticks.
But I guess now, what?
You've got to show DNA results to get extra breadsticks?
these these these people aren't serious they're they're they're idiots they're just stupid i need to
i need to go back and check something here because as he's bloviating uh ordained southern baptist
minister uh and porn monitor mullah moses mikey johnson is looking approvingly over
The left shoulder, O Steve Scalese, says he plos, pontificates.
Hmm, he's got this, hmm, look on his face.
I want to see if he looks away when we get to the breadsticks.
I'm sorry, the extra pasta.
Nowadays, if you want to go to Olive Garden and get unlimited pasta, you got to show a picture ID.
This isn't complicated stuff, yet every Democrat is against these basic things.
Why?
He's looking in his notebook.
what the ordained Southern Baptist minister is,
because he's got Steve Scalise's talking points there.
Who the fuck said anything about ID for...
Well, we're just going to look like a bunch of dumbasses.
The only reason you can be against that is if you want voter fraud.
Yeah, no, that's a straw man,
and you're dumber in the head and the hog is in the ass.
Randy Radar, I've never had a news story on the narcissist playbook.
so I don't have anything to correct.
Anything I've said about it has come from you.
Olive Garden, Stephen, New York, noting, Indian takeout.
I have to show my passport.
As it should be, you think they're just going to give you free ticamasa?
Really?
Just all the tandoori chicken you can eat?
Good Lord, you American.
uh uh re olive garden the camel cardinal brother deacon says plain english answer it's horseshit if you walk into olive
garden for a normal meal you should not expect to be asked for id the main exceptions are alcohol service and certain limited promotions that explicitly say id is required what are those promotions i've been going to olive garden for a lot of years not proud of
of it, but hey, look, it's decent food. And you know, their sister restaurant, cheddar,
also pretty darn good. And Olive Garden has this gorgonzola beef tips with mushrooms in some sort
of gorgonzola sauce over betachini. I really want to try it. But, hmm, it's my pricey.
I love their salads, but I don't care how much I love their salads.
I'm not eating any.
Which, by the way, brings me to another story.
This is curious.
Taylor Farms.
You ever seen that label in the grocery store?
Taylor Farms was initially IDed as a potential source of the cyclosporiasis.
outbreak, you know, the diarrhea lettuce.
Oh, yeah, going...
But, well, the initial thought was that it was coming from a farm in Mexico, because, of course,
got to blame somebody, right?
So why not Mexico?
Turns out Taylor Farms is one of the largest produce suppliers in the entire New 90 states of America,
of the greatest country in the history of the world on earth now today forever in the universe under God.
And they was right put out when a certain authoritized said that they may have been the source of the diarrhea lettuce.
And after the word got out that it might have been them, guess who went running off to the Oval Office?
Uh-huh.
Taylor Farms representatives, executives.
By the way, Taylor Farms, in case you ever do see them in the store, don't buy it,
they give shit tons of money to nitwit Nero.
And they called the FDA in on the carpet and upbraided them
about having been named as a potential source of the poopie greens.
Then the next day, they issued a voluntary recall of all of,
of their lettuce sourced from Central Mexico.
And, of course, who sources their lettuce from Taylor Farms?
Yeah, that would be Taco Hell.
But then Taylor Farms issued a statement saying,
Well, the FDA's apologized because the lettuce tests,
they were a false positive.
Yesterday, FDA informed Taylor Fresh Foods
that one of its iceberg lettuce products from Central Mexico
tested positive for cyclospora.
Today we were informed that the FDA made a mistake
and this was a false positive after we talked to them,
had a real nice talk with the FDA folks about saying bad things about our lettuce,
and that's a nice little FDA agency you got there,
and, well, it'd be a shame if something happened to it.
The statement continued.
To be clear, at this moment, FDA has not identified a single positive product
test result for cyclospora.
Recall product was limited to iceberg lettuce grown and processed in central Mexico.
all other Taylor Farms products, including all Taylor Farms brand products available for purchase,
are not involved in the recall.
Eat the goddamn lettuce.
I don't, we don't care if you shit your brains from here to Tim Buck, too.
And, yeah, they gave a million dollars to MAGA, Inc. in 2025.
Interesting things happen in the lobbying world.
because the MAGAT FDA also said that they were going to delay,
bringing online a food traceability rule
that would have added more of them burdensome job killing regulations
to people who process and pack and manufacture foods.
In addition to MAGA Inc., they've also given to Ron Monkey up to Clantis,
gave money to
miss
miss lindsay
no bad case of the lettuce diarrhea
can be rough on the heart
yeah
the fix
it is in
but you know maybe
maybe there's a
less than brown lining
to this story
now we know who taylor farms are
and now we know
that
we don't want to
want to eat their shit because remember cyclospora which at one point in time i'm pretty sure
was referred to as cryptosporiasis but we got the crypto out of there because well we don't
need diarrhea being associated with crypto now do we i'm Alex Jones uh no uh cyclospora are transmitted from
human feces and it's often a result of the water untreated water being used to water the plants
and probably also is related to the fact that the people who picked the lettuce don't have adequate
sanitary facilities how about that look if you if you want a salad get ahead of lettuce
several layers of the leaves off of it.
Wear gloves while you're doing it.
Throw those leaves away and then rinse the living bee Jesus out of the lettuce, dry it off.
My personal favorite is to cut it into wedges,
crumble delicious rocophore cheese all over it and some freshly fried and chopped bacon,
and then some homemade blue cheese dressing,
and that's a salad oh dear cynthia says hey i'll be having candori chicken this evening
a friend of mine is treating me to dinner at an indian restaurant we like to go to we'll have garlic
gnawn with it rice and lamb curry all the lamb curries oh it's so good and i always get a mango lossy too
absolutely you go to an end what yeah i love mango lossies yum
Shaw is a hole in the wall place, but their food is good looking forward to it.
Just don't get a salad.
Just don't get a salad.
But then again, you want to be saving room for the Tandori chicken anyway.
And the lamb curry.
Yum, yum.
You know, I've always wanted to, but I've never tried one of these savory lousies.
Not the mango kind.
No mango in it.
This is like tart and tangy and salty.
I bet that would be good, too.
And from Steve in New York.
As a devout Catholic, I've come to the conclusion that I hate organized religion.
Sometimes we all just have to deal with those little contradictions in terms, don't we?
I mean, there's a reason that I describe myself to this day as a recovering Southern Baptist.
I'll never be all well.
And from Tom and Sunny San Rapel, not a bad idea at all if you have access.
Or just eat homegrown lettuce.
Yeah, that's, that's mighty fine.
Where now?
Well, I will mention that, yeah, we're still a goose egg for today.
If we're going to finish July fully funded, being a goose egg on any given day is no way to do it.
We haven't reached the $300 a day mark yet in the eight days after this program that remain.
But, oh, we'll be there tomorrow.
We'll cross $300 a day.
and I'm so appreciative of everything that Ralph's did with her No More Holes challenge
and everybody who responded to that
and the anonymous challenge that ended June
and gave us a fighting chance.
Thanks to everyone involved.
Cynthia, no salad.
I don't think they even have salads there.
They might, but if you go to an Indian place and eat rabbit food,
Ah, something's wrong.
Yeah, I love just about everything.
Did I miss the challenge?
How do I keep missing the challenges?
Ralph's.
Well, we've got 15 minutes to meet Ralph's challenge.
Thank you.
Oh, there it is.
Okay.
In honor of the fact that the lard-ass rapist
is demanding a refund from E. Jean Carroll.
Ralphs has a $25 challenge on the table to finish off the rest of the evening here.
It would take us down to $2,457 if somebody's got $25 to put and wants to see it doubled to $50 by Ralph's.
Yeah, that's a story.
He demanded today that E. Jean Carroll give it.
I want my $5.6 million back.
and they tried to get an emergency injunction to give back the money that the court dispersed to her on July the 9th.
This, according to a story in the Independent.
Meanwhile, Robbie Kaplan, E. Jean Carroll's lawyer, one of them, said,
but rather than accept the reality that he had lost, Trump has engaged in a series of maneuvers trying desperately to forestall payment.
But now they have the money.
And we move on to the rest of the money.
What, $92 million?
Could it be, do you think, that all of his money is crypto and tied up,
and he doesn't really have scads of money sitting around?
Well, thank you, Steve in New York.
Put me down for meeting Ralph's challenge.
Thank you for saving us from the dreaded goose egg, Steve,
routes. So there we are, 2457. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And I mentioned Senator Eric Schmidt
earlier. He's a schmitty one, that one, a real Schmidt eater. He couldn't resist. And he showed up over on
Fox News TV Radio Rwanda where he explained that no, no, no, no, Newtwit Nero isn't
out of his goddamn mind.
He's doing some tricksy, strategic thinking.
Well, I think the president handles those questions very well when he says,
I might do it, I might not do it, you don't know what I'm going to do.
That kind of strategic ambiguity I think is important for the leader of the free world,
the leader of our country.
But look, the president's North Star always, and all of these things, is to seek diplomacy,
which is what he's doing, but we have the...
Really? It is.
it is Eric Schmidt
I don't know how you found the courage to stand in front of the capital there in the
in the rotunda of the
Russell Senate office building I don't know I mean
seeing how just not at some point today you were talking about how the Antifa
snipers were putting
oh putting putting putin putting crosshairs on you
they got sniper squads and
at one point Tom mannho
also said, you know, I've got this fear that one of these days, one of these people is going to,
we're going to have an officer shot.
And it went over like a Led Zeppelin because everybody responded and said, hey, dumbass,
we've had this creeping fear that we were going to wind up with innocent Americans murdered.
And here we are.
But, yeah, he's thinking strategically.
The ability to protect American interests along the way, particularly on the straight right now,
make sure they don't have a nuclear weapon.
So I think the president knows that it's up to the Iranians here if they want to make a deal,
which would include ensuring they don't have a nuclear weapon.
Well, here's what we're.
Well, I think the president.
Sorry, I didn't get to the kill switch fast enough.
Yeah, Jesus.
And by the way, Ralph says, thanks, Steve in New York.
Indeed.
Thank you.
Lee says, what?
Trump's money is in crypto?
No, he created his crypto to cash out at its high value.
He doesn't own it.
It was the rube's who own it now.
His cash is hidden better than the I've seen files.
Release them all now.
I don't know.
Just keep having this sneaking suspicion that he's one of those rich guys who, if you were out, say, having cocktails with him or snack or whatever.
And it came time to pay the bill.
He said, hey, do you have any cash in your pocket?
You know, I never carry any.
I never carry any cash.
you've probably run across those people from time to time.
Oops, I have forgotten my checkbook.
Let's see, yeah, we got time for another one.
This is Senator Jim Banks.
Going back to his money's in crypto, Brother Deacon Asa says if he does, in fact, still have any money in Trump coin.
I can tell you that it ain't much.
The official Maga Trump meme coin reached an all-time high of $75.35 on January 19,
2025. It currently trades at roughly a dollar and 60 cents, which is down over 97% from that peak.
Jeez.
Oh, he may be dead broke. Maybe that's why all the insider trading and all the Kalshi stuff.
Then again, does Kalshi allow you to trade in crypto, bet, gamble in crypto?
I've got it. It's the old Warner Brothers cartoon.
here I'd like to deposit a thousand dollars in pennies and from Steve ensuring the Iranians don't have a nuclear weapon remind me again who's actually used nuclear weapons I simply can't recall yeah and in fact what just last week maybe was the anniversary observed in New Mexico yearly Trinity Day the day that the United States you know bombed the people of New Mexico
There are photographs out there of kids splashing around in a water and hole, a little pond.
And, well, then the bomb went off.
Yeah.
But Jim Banks showed up on Fox News TV Radio Rwanda.
He's a real maggot genius.
and apparently he's not much in the way of a human being either.
He's from Taliban Dianna, no surprise,
and apparently has all the mental acuity of a gently stewed tomato
from the tomato farms of Taliban Dianna.
And he's trying to spread the laughably stupid conspiracy
of birth tourism.
Now, of course, he's also pro-life.
All he loves, the little fetuses, but only certain fetuses-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s.
Other things.
Well, not so much.
Your birthright citizenship bill, and that's a very important aspect of this,
it seeks to, quote, declare that any person who enters the United States
without authorization or for the purpose of engaging in birth tourism is consistent.
an invader and to amend section 301 of the Immigration and Nationality Act to exclude the children of invaders from birthright citizenship.
Senator, tell us more about this bill.
Well, this Supreme Court decision a few weeks ago will go down as one of the worst decisions, certainly of my lifetime, if not the worst of all.
Wait, wait, wait, oh my God.
You know, how many times has Dave in the blind reminded us of the long and deep roots that the Ku Klux Klan has in Taliban, Deanna?
You heard him say it.
Let's go back.
Don't want to miss this.
Well, this Supreme Court decision a few weeks ago will go down as one of the worst decisions, certainly, of my lifetime, if not the worst of all.
If not the worst of all.
saying that people born in the United States are American citizens is worse to Jim Banks of Taliban
Deanna is worse to him than Plessy versus Ferguson.
It's worse than the slaughterhouse cases.
it's it's worse than uh shank and fro work and debbs and most importantly to jim banks
it's worse than dread scott because in the anti-penteon of horrible supreme court decisions and god knows there are many competitors for the title
But just about every constitutional scholar will say when asked, no, no, really, really.
Dreadscot is the worst decision of the Supreme Court ever rendered.
It was awful on its face because of how vulgarly dehumanizing it was.
And, hey, it also led to the American Civil War in which some 400,000
American patriots
stopped
350,000
traitors.
Yeah, that's what Jim Banks means
when he says, worst decision ever.
Ah, damn, that is some white privilege.
That's a direct attack on American
sovereignty. I think most
Democrats in America, I know all Republicans
in America, anyone with common sense
understands that the babies of illegals
our country should not be granted birthright citizen.
And of course, Fox News then shows B footage of a pregnant black woman standing next to the border fence.
I mean, I know we all know it, but they don't even try to hide it.
Citizenship, that was never the intent of the 14th Amendment.
So my bill is simple.
It just makes this point that the tens of millions of illegals who have flooded into
our country because of Joe Biden and the Democrats are invaders into our country. We've declared
Nazi spies, terrorists, pirates as invaders into our country before. But all of that pales in
comparison to what the Democrats have allowed to happen to this country with tens of millions
of illegals. And a quarter of a million babies are born every year to these. Invader babies.
They're invader babies. That's what they are. They're invading America. Right there and right, right, right,
right there in their mommy's tummies.
They're little terrorist babies, and they're brown and black,
and we know that they can't possibly ever be no real American.
Invaders to these illegals that are immediately given birthright citizenship.
It's wrong.
It shouldn't happen.
The Supreme Court, it was a bad ruling, but Justice Kavanaugh, in his opinion,
even though he was on the wrong side of the ruling,
he said that Congress can act here and do what I'm doing, what I'm proposing,
declare an invasion and then make it clear in the law as an act of Congress that babies of
invaders are not eligible for birthrighted citizenship.
Invader babies can't be no murkins.
Jesus Christ.
Uh, Jim, did you, buddy, did you run it past the White House?
I'm just a little curious, pal.
Uh, because, well,
traitor tot Jr.
And his brother Eric the Dumber
and precious princess
I wank of my daddy Trump Kushner
and
Bob, you know,
big old boron,
they're all invader babies.
Yeah.
Because their mamas weren't
no American citizens when they pushed
them down the old birth canal.
Well, yeah, but they're white.
I'd love to see that 23 and me.
Slovenia has been a bit of a crossroads over the years.
It might be a little bit of DNA floating around in there
that wasn't exactly the same color as a bar of ivory soap.
And just as an aside,
here's a funny thing to ponder.
If the filibuster didn't exist,
huh, his bill might actually pass the Senate
and then it would go through the house like shit through a goose.
Mm-hmm.
We hate it when we're...
out of power or we hate it when we're in power but we're kind of glad it's there when we aren't
invader babies womb invaders oh if i had a producer you know what to be running right now that's
right uh the sound effects from space invaders
yeah and let's wrap up with this one i'm sorry about the interruptions to the program maybe we
won't have all-day thunderstorms tomorrow. That would be lovely. Here, let's take a quick
peek and find out. Does she have a chance of, ah, 50% chance of rain, but maybe it won't be
thunderstorms. Oh, no, it's showing sunny skies all the way through the end of airtime tomorrow.
So, woo-hoo! Now, let's wrap up with this. Ralph's just sent this along. Let's see.
has more problems.
And she may actually lose in this election now that Graham Platner's out of the way.
Still waiting on news of who they're going to choose up in Maine.
Are you hearing any scuttlebutt from your sis, ralps?
Yeah, from Midas News.
Susan Collins took money from men on the Epstein list before voting against releasing the files.
She took money from Epstein associates like Casey Wasserman.
and other known Jeffrey Epstein associates.
It's kind of like when Lindsey Graham would vote against things like marriage equality.
Yeah, she voted against releasing the Epstein files.
At one point, Jisland Maxwell asked Wasserman,
will it be foggy enough during an upcoming visit?
so you can float naked down the beach and no one can see you unless they're close up.
That's a very good friend.
She also took $2,800 from Leon Black.
He resigned as CEO of Apollo Global Management because of his friendship with Epstein.
He and Epstein often socialized and dined together.
Yeah.
He was accused of sexual assault, by the way, black.
Then there's Leon Scum, who gave her $2,800.
He's all over the Epstein files,
as is Stephen Schwartzman, who gave $3 million to Pine Tree results,
a Collins supporting Superpack.
So far, 2 million in 2025 and a million in 2025,
and a million in 2026.
They founded the Corps Club together, Epstein, and Schwarzman.
That was in New York.
Lurking at the corner of the core club is how Epstein was described.
It was a hub for real estate's elite.
Yeah.
The Wall Street Journal, no less, called the Core Club,
the Private Manhattan Club with a Jeffrey Epstein problem.
Yeah.
well hopefully that'll get plastered all over maine so that pepperish fime can remember thank you ralps thank you for that
uh ralps tells me troy jackson has effectively secured the main senate democratic nomination then onward pirates lee in new york asks imagining this discussion
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wait where was the yar pirates mhm hoist high the jelly roger har hmm so that's the program again hopefully to-morrow
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