Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 22 May 2026, Friday-On-the-Front-Porch

Episode Date: May 23, 2026

When J6ers merge with "Cops." Hilarity ensues. "Filmed Live On Location In Clarksville, Tennessee." OTOH, that J6 domestic terrorist has raised $100,000+ Hey, MAGATS! DON'T take the last train to Clarksville. We've never been here before: all but a day of an entire month unfunded. PLEASE?!

The password is adieu. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussing with America's only liberal transvility elitist right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch, who invites you to be part of the uprising against mountaintop removal, CRMW.com.

dot net. And now from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is. Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this 22nd day of May, 2006. This is the horn. Headon. That's where you'll find us on the interweb tube. That's where you go. If you'd like to be part of the Mary Lackey's Amy Real Time Madcap Multimedia extravaganza that is the horn chat room in three hours in which this program live, Monday through Friday, 5 to 8 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time, 2 to 5 p.m. Pacific daylight time, all time zones in between, and the Great Globe round, and whatever time it is when you're listening to the podcast, for those of you who listen via the podcast, thank you very much for sharing your time with us in that fashion. If you could please take a moment and leave us a remark,

a comment, a review on whatever podcasting platform you use. Sure would be helpful as we try to grow audience and grow friends and meet new people. Yeah. And if you're listening live, well, feel free to pop by the forementioned Mary Wacky Zaney, Ralphs and Squeakier there awaiting your arrival. It's Friday on the front porch, of course, and that means here in about an hour or so we'll go over the river and through the woods to the old holler tree that we sublet from the Keebler elves and gather together and

cuss and discuss the happenings of the happenings of the... the week gone by. Maybe we'll talk a little bit about those, well, a couple of those questions I was asking in yesterday's program. You know, what, what has, you know, all these, as the Bible puts it, wars and rumors of wars, sort of done to your, if anything, done to your mental well-being or your sense of peace and serenity. Yeah, but that's not all we've got. We got lots of stuff to talk about. And, well, Adieu was the password.

And that's about as much as I've got to say. Excuse me. It's about as much as I've got to say about the departure of secretary or director skunkhead, who suddenly decided that she no longer wanted to be director of national intelligence, seeing as how everybody, you know, pretty much ignores her and has ignored her and throws her out of the whole Iran debacle. I guess she could be glad about that, but, well, tigers never changed their stripes and neither do skunks. So goodbye, Madam Skunkhead. Don't let the good, don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you. And hopefully we will not be hearing from you

anymore. But then again, Tolside Gabbard is one of those well, she's one of those bad penny people. She keeps

she keeps popping up. You know, one day she was a Democrat the next day she was a maggot. You know, she was a darling of the progressive left. Ha!

What left? Until, you know, she wasn't, right? Oh, there's too much hutch in the chat room.

Hey, too much hutch. How are you? But before I dive too deeply into the matters of the day, well, every program here at the horn. Horn begins with gratitude. This program is no different. So thanks go out to our 22nd day of the month, subscribers and contributors via PayPal. And that means thank you ever so kindly to John. Thank you. and thank you to Felicia. Thank you both so very kindly. Thank you for being partial sponsors of the program.

Now, well, as of today, there are five more programs remaining in the merry month of May, which is proving to not be quite so merry. Here's the deficit to end the month of May fully funded. Kind of hard to read. Not because my vision is failing or anything. It's just, woof.

the all but uh four hundred and ten dollars of the month of may are unfunded that's how hard it's been catching up with what wasn't funded for april and so the fundraising deficit is at five thousand five hundred and ninety dollars so it won't go up anymore and hopefully from now till next Friday, we'll get it, we'll begin to bring it down. And it would be ever so much worse without the help that we have received toward the end of April. And last week, thank you so much to everyone who has, well, kept us on the air. It's a fearsome thing. But yeah, 5590. Wow. Yeah. And, you know, plenty of bills left to pay, too. My health care. my meds,

utilities, gasoline. Gasoline. And once in a while, like, you know, food. I went rooting around through the freezer here earlier and just

had a little moment of inspiration and had some frozen rolls in the freezer. So I put them out and bought them and proved them. And covered them with a little bit of oil, hit them with poppy seeds and sesame seeds. And they're in the, they're in the Irving right now. And hopefully that will perfume, uh, perfume the place with the lovely, lovely aroma of fresh baked bread.

Now, um, gracious. You know, we've had a couple of, uh, on a couple of different programs. We've mentioned this, uh, jackass. who calls him a maggot influencer who calls himself chud the builder his real name is dalton etherely he's a stone cold racist and a provocateur and recently in the greater well in down in tennist he uh he uh harassed an African-American disabled vet and then shot him in the gut and got himself arrested. Well, he had a hearing. Chud, the builder, did.

And the hearing was for Bond for Chud, the builder, and Maggates are just going to maggot. So another maggot, namely Jake Lang, who is actually running for the United States Senate down in Florida. I mean, you filed this under Flora Duh man on the road. He showed up for Chud the Builders' bond hearing and decided to get mouthy. Now, Chud the Builder is facing attempted murder charges, and, well, he is who he is. He loves him some racist slurs. And the sick part of this story is that having tried to murder an African-American disabled veteran, Chud, the builder, Dalton Etherly, has already raised a hundred.

hundred thousand dollars online for his legal defense. So again, Jake Lang showed up from Florida to support him. Lang himself has his own history. On January 6th, 2021, he was arrested for assaulting police officers with a baseball bat. This is one of those guys who, well, I guess you could say. that he uh he's he's the kind of guy that the nitwit nero slush fund is set up to uh compensate because well you know he got out um he was pardoned with with all the other scumbags and no sooner did he get out then he started um firing up Islamophobic rallies

he went to 8th hack headquarters and performed the Nazi stiff-armed salute outside of it, threatened a Capitol Police commander, and yeah, he's running for the seat vacated by little Marco Rubio. So naturally, he wanted some of Dalton Etherly chud the builder's spotlight and showed up for the hearing, and, well, there's about a little over a minutes worth of audio to give us an idea of how that went for Jake. All right, for the record, Mr. Eiffley's now in the courtroom with two-tier justice. All right.

Take you been to custody. That was Jake Lang, you heard saying, Two-tier justice. He's got his little Nazi haircut. And let's hear that again. I'd like to hear that a lot more in regard. to these filthy fucking maggots. It begins, again, with the chud, the builder being led, led in.

Apparently, Tennessee doesn't use Blaze Orange Prison Togs. These are more of a, oh, I'd say a French blue lovy. But he leads him then, sits down. The judge says the defendant's now in the room, and then, well, Jake Lang, enjoy this, cherish it. actual accountability for maggots doesn't happen that often especially for the scumbags the domestic terrorists of january the 6th 2021 record mr ephleys now in the courtroom with you cheer justice all right take you in the custody told you sir you did not have a speaking role today we decided

that you wanted one for whatever reason i don't know why but take you to the custom And so Jakey was going to leave the, through the public exit of the courtroom, but no, a bailiff turned his ass around. And being a racist dirtbag, the bailiff who turned him around and cuffed him was a brown fella. And the guy opening the door to take him into the jail area is an African-American man. Yeah, you didn't have a speaking role today so that you decided you. You wanted one, so yeah, take him into custody. However, anybody on that side of the bar does not have a speaking role in any of these proceedings today. There's not going to be any hooplaug shenanigans from the gallery.

You're going to be removed, and I'll talk about that in a second. It's not possible to have a gag order on the defendant should he make on it. I guess even while he's in the jail and has his iPad or whatever, because he cannot live stream. host anything that indirectly or directly encompasses these offenses. That's a $1 million bond for the following conditions. No weapons. GPS monitor. There will be a gag order for Mr. Ethan Lee regarding social media live streaming about the facts

or the parties involved in this case. Million dollar bond. I have a feeling that Chud the Builders. going to stay there for a little while unless the maggots really decide they want to come through for him, you know, the way they did with, what's his name, Rattenhouse. But there's no self-defense here. No, no, no, no. But here's the fun part. As for Jake Lang, well, the judge went ahead and held him in contempt. And under the law of the state of Tannistan, contempt of court has a maximum of 10 days in the stir, and the judge handed him all 10.

At least that's what his girlfriend, I'm sorry, his financier, Rachel Myers reported. She, too, is a domestic terrorist from January the 6th. and she was convicted and released on probation. She said, the judge gave him the max of 10 days. Oh, oh, oh. And then she said, he literally did nothing. He was, they put him in jail for just shaking his head and saying two-tiered justice. And that judge is a psychopath.

Well, what you're not? name again, honey, Rachel, I think you should say that in open court if your boyfriend gets any kind of a hearing. Go in there and call that judge a psychopath, honey. Do it. I guess, well, you know, that's the fundamental mistake that a lot of these maggots make. They think that because someone else is white, that they're going to get kid gloves treatment. And you heard with that. You heard what the judge sounds like he sounds like a typical country Tennessee judge but they can get them southern judges can get right prickly about their honor and their decorum so at least we've got a little bit of good news to start the program and enjoy enjoy your your time there

in the cage, Jake. But, you know, this is a crazy world in which we find ourselves. He'll make bank off of this. All the little Nazis and white supremacists and skinheads will dig deep in their pockets. And somewhere along the way, I don't want it to happen, but I don't, I would not be at all surprised when and if it does. I would not be surprised at all if his honor here, the Honorable H. Reed, Poland, the third, well, he'll probably get some death threats and have to have personal security for a while because, well, that's how these Nazis and skinheads and white supremacistist mackets. scum behave.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. You did not have a speaking role today, but you decided you wanted one for whatever reason. I don't know why, but take him into custody. And, well, as far as Rachel Myers is concerned, he didn't do nothing. Well, he did. He literally did nothing. Honey, I don't think you understand the meaning of the word literally. He just shook his head and said two-tiered justice.

Well, that's not nothing, sweetie. That's two things, the shaking of the head. that's contemptuous, and the two-tiered justice, that's contemptuous too. That's two things he'd done. But then again, that's why we have Donald Trump in the White House because of stupid people. And make no mistake, Jake Lang and Chud the builder there and Rachel, that's Orange Julius Gieser's base. The multimillionaire for-profit media likes to tell you that it's the folks who show up on Sunday to whatever gospel. shop that they happen to attend.

But these guys, the skinheads, the oath-keepers, the free percenters, the, the hard cases, the dead-enders, the losers, that, that is your Trump base. And speaking of whom, of course, and, oh, God, I'm sorry. But over at my former filthy morning. habit, they noticed something today. They noticed that Nittwit Nero doesn't do a lot of standing anymore when it comes to addressing the media or the people of the United States.

No. Kind of reminds me of make West Virginia great big old governor Jim Justice in that regard. Jim does a lot of sitting and talking as well. oh thank you thank you Henry thank you very kindly

you just took us down to 5565 thank you so much Frank you asked me yesterday I have not been to the mailbox yet I can't go to the mailbox in Beckley until about a week from today

but thank you very kindly and I will you know I'll certainly add that into the total once once I get it and know what to how much to subtract. Thank you, Frank. Thank you. And from Dave in the Blind, call little Ricky 8-1-1 call Ricky retroeder for this guy. He'll put up the million. I'm sure he did such great things for his reputation with Harrington. Not sure I get that. Might have been a translation problem. Okay. The judge. The judge. Juvenile delinquents are often running, the chief juvenile delinquent in this instance,

from the Camel Cardinal, Brother Deacon. God damn it, Kincaid, must be pretty lonely in your hollard to make you resort to growing friends in a freaking test tube. What else is going on back there? Do you also have an old RV what you used to cook meth thar with him? No, damn you, we are trying. I don't know that we're going to succeed, but we are trying to, uh, breed alabama sex clams in captivity no one has ever succeeded if we do oh there's some great possibilities

i'm sure that we could advertise on fox news tv radio rwanda and we'd never have another funding deficit again who wouldn't want alabana sex clams Uh, and uh, juvenile delinquent number two. One more burp or hiccup lady and you're getting dangerous to close to being accused of day drinking, not by me, but by some other listener. Gee, I wonder who the other listener might be. J.D.2. Might it be J.D.1? No, I'm sorry about it. Oh, I guess my sister's out of the bag.

Uh, I generally don't get the hiccups from raw opium. Oh, stop. It's a joke. I think the battery must be gone dead in the smoke alarm. This has been happening a lot. I think it's time to replace the smoke alarm battery. Oh, and he doesn't stand a lot. Lee in New York says, For the sitting sycophant, cancels is short for can't stand on swollen ankles.

Ooh, that's a good one. And from Ralph's good news, the judge has dismissed criminal charges against Kilmar, Brigo Garcia on vindictive and selective prosecution grounds. Ralph says a $25 challenge for that good news. So that means we could get down to, where were we? 65.

Yeah, we could get down to 5515 if somebody meets that challenge. Thank you. So from the, the from the circuit judge, the court does not reach its conclusion lightly. The objective evidence here shows that absent Abrago's successful lawsuit, challenging his removal to El Salvador, the government would not have brought this prosecution. The executive branch closed its investigation on the November 2022 traffic stop, only after Abrago succeeded in vindicating his rights to the executive branch reopen that investigation.

What the government labels as new evidence was not new as a matter of law, the prosecutor's subjective good faith does not cure the retaliatory taint the taint absent blanche's tainted investigation agent saud would not have called mcguire sing would not have brought him into the fold maguire would not have sought an indictment against abrego the indictment then provided the executive branch covered to comply with judge zinnis's order to facilitate abregos return to the united states as soon as possible a brego's motion to discuss the indictment must be granted an appropriate

order will enter signed waverly d krenshaw junior united states district judge well selective vindictive and selective prosecution uh looks like uh somebody may have been a victim of uh weaponization of government and lawfare and as the uh ads on tv say uh may be entitled to compensation Thank you, Ralph. Thank you for the challenge. Is today's show, Jeremy, asked the dry run for an audition when Janine Piro gets fired, arrested, dies, maybe accommodation of all three.

No, you can not get me to work in this mail administration. Thank you very kindly. And besides, I'm not nearly enough of a fuck-up for that job. But anyway, back to my filthy former morning habit, where I guess they were feeling a little zany today. he'd like me to go but it's going to be just a small little private affair and I'm going to try and make it I'm in the midst I said you know this is not good timing for me I have a thing called Iran and other things that's one I can't win on yeah we talked about this quote in yesterday's

program but since I have to do the color commentary when it's when it's audio and video there's a guy in a striped polo shirt standing behind it with his hands folded underneath his voluminous tummy and honest to God you would swear he was pregnant. His belly button has even folded outside in, inside out. It's point. It's like a belly nipple. And it's pretty clearly a guy too. I'm not misgendering anybody here. and and when when nitwit nero started talking i could have sworn the baby kicked i do attend i get killed

if i don't attend i get killed by the fake news of course i'm talking about now but he's uh got a very a person i've known for a long time and hopefully they're a very person i've known for a long time i'm okay yep he's not going to his son's wedding big surprise but um why why Why did they, it's all these crotches and belly buttons around the president. She saw it too. I can't even, I'm distracted and I can't even, I, why? Why? Why?

Stop! Oh my God, make it go away. When I wrote earlier this week about the story about how, look, Donald Trump is aging as well, and there's some scrutiny coming to changes his behavior. One of the data points I mentioned is it for these events in the local office, they have him seated now. They don't have these. They don't have him standing in front of podium. It would be better.

desk that's the risk you run is that might be your backdrop. Can someone say, Mr. President, you look so much more commanding when you're standing, so we don't have to look at belly buttons sticking out of big stomachs and crotches. Yeah, but that may not work. Wait, wait, wait, hold on, Mika, big belly button sticking out of big belly button sticking out of big stomachs and crotches. I saw the belly button sticking out of the big stomach. I did not see the belly button sticking out of the crotch, but then again, I'm not prone

to looking there. no anymore i mean it may not be a good stand up yeah and and i'll say willie that you know the also the president yeah never mind me he can't stand honey you have no idea how much pharmacology goes into him being able to even stand up behind a podium and have that to hang on too but this weapon i this well the slush fund is proving uh A bit embarrassing for people, including but not limited to Ron Monkey Up Go Go Boots, De Clantis, the soon-to-be-no-longer governor of Florida, who was asked by reporters about his orange daddy's slush fund. Yeah.

And Go-Go Boots' response? Well, it's Straight out of Monty Python and the Holy Grail He scamp it off. He scampered. Governor, what do you think of the Weaponization Fund? The DOJ Fund? Could you comment on that?

Run away! Run away! He literally speeds up. He thinks it's time to run away. These people they know they have to bow and scrape and kowt before Julius Gieser but damn standing and defending depending that it's a bit much and at least one member of Congress

said we're going to kill it so when they get back it may not even happen God damn it, we got to run for re-election in November. It'd be nice for you stop hanging all these gosh darned albatrosses around our necks. Leah, New York on Junior's wedding. We know Hippolytus will not attend. Tea time. That's T with two E's, not T-E-A. You can only be at one golf course at a time.

I know a person. There's a person. Even the spirochetes are weakening. The basketball belly Lee tells me Ronnie Chang at the Daily show notice too I mean I'd say about

eight months gone from what Jeff Teedrick said about the belly button Ralph's notes go man go how long before that naval is a featured speaker at CPAC I want that thing to have its own show on Newsmax I'd watch the shit out of this

what? Oh yeah oh that's right or Alps, we really are often running for what could prove to be a Jim Dandy Friday on the front porch conversation. Oh, and previously on the program, we talked about how Whiskey Pete said we were not going to send scheduled troops to Poland from Texas and how the equipment had already been shipped and was. waiting on them. Well, it turns out this must have been one of Whiskey Pete's less sober decisions, significantly less sober. I don't think any of them are sober decisions.

But, well, apparently some of the salute snappers were even surprised. And apparently, at least according to the reporting from Rupee's Wall Street Channel, nitwit Nero chewed out his boy and said, you know, you can't, you can't treat the countries that do right by me like that. So it didn't have anything to do with national security or honoring NATO obligations. They're nice to me. You're going to be nice to them back, you little, you little drunk. And so over on Tripe Social, which, by the way, has dropped from $100.

a share to $7.95 by Graphthars Hammer. What a savings? No, he triped. Based on the successful election of the now president of Poland, Carol Nalraki, I'm pleased to announce that the United States will be sending an additional 5,000 troops to Poland.

Really? That was what it wasn't. Because this was scheduled for a while. But, well, it did. go over well with anyone. The journal claimed Republican and Democratic lawmakers condemned the cancellation as damaging to a key U.S. ally. You know, a U.S. ally who's sitting right on Poudi's frontier. And so apparently on multiple phone calls, geyser disgust us dressed down the minor major and wanted

to know why he canceled the troop deployment. You should not treat Poland poorly, given it's an American ally with close ties to the White House. I don't think for an instant that that's what actually he said. But that's the way that Ropey Maddoch's Wall Street Channel translated it. Constitutional collapse really does suck. Oh, and just because we have to keep track of things like that. this let's check in with Brian Houston he's the founder of the Hill Song mega church a hill song well if you recall that song we play on played on Wednesdays for a

long time you know wave your donations in the air that was some that was a parody of Hill song church and Brian Houston at one point in time he even preyed over nitwit Niro back in 2019. Well, then he had a little problem. Yeah. He posted a video on his social media, and the title of it was the classic porno star era, 80,90, 2000. It was about 2 a.m. Pacific daylight time on May the 12th, according to the Daily Beach.

Well, Brian Houston is originally from New Zealand. He's a Kiwi. And the video, according to the Beast, remained online for several minutes before it was deleted. Houston, whose church once counted Justin Bieber and Chris Pratt among its high-profile supporters. Well, he said, it was compromised overnight. I'll bet it was. Did you have to get out the baby wipes for it? And then on the next day, he hurried over to Facebook to say, a good starting point. A good starting point is to say I do not watch pornography, not online, not on social media, no way else. I've been in active ministry for over 54 years, and in that time I've seen the fallout of pornography on individuals, on marriages, on families, and I detest it.

but then again there's the fundamental difficulty here and that's that back in 2022 he resigned his pastorate because he was caught in flagrante delicto actually no he was charged with sexual misconduct by a pair of women and then

he also got in trouble with the local constabulary because he found out that his daddy, Frank Houston, also a preacher, of course, had sexually abused a child back in the 1970s. He was acquitted on that charge. At that time, he called his father a serial pedophile. So I'm pretty sure he doesn't hate pornography as much as he says he does. No. Now, all hype penmography. All can he. stained it. It's warm of browser history.

He's filthy with it. I wonder who compromised his account. Was his password, one, two, three, four, five? Or maybe his password was password. You know, Lee in New York works in IT, and he's told us on a number of occasions that it's shocking the number of people who make their password, password.

Mm-hmm. and then, well, we haven't had an online hissy via, oh, wait, what? Lee says, watching porn. Speaker Mike Johnson's son knows the best place to watch his father's device and account. Oh, now, that's not fairly. They monitor each other's porn consumption. There's nothing in there about them watching it together. There went dinner in the Eastern Daylight time zone.

Lee asking, it was scheduled for a while? no Roxanne he's announcing the success for Poland just the just the rooster knows that the sun would not rise without his announcement yeah just like the announcement today of the de-finestration we just we don't know if she jumped her if she was pushed of Madame Skunkhead he made it about him and said and mentioned that her husband who is a member of the same cult that skunk had is would get over bone cancer in no time flat oh wow that's that's touching it is Memorial Day weekend and a note coming from Billable Rick Stars and Stripes article about Royal Luker, R-O-Y-L-E-L-U-K-E-R, a baby-faced 17-year-old fireman third class. My dad was one of those once upon a time, who perished aboard the USS West Virginia

during the Japanese surprise attack on Pearl Harbor. Fireman Luker's remains were recently identified with DNA technology. He was previously interred in an unknown grave. he will now be buried with honors in his hometown of Dardanelle, Arkansas. I posted this article on Facebook. Thank you, Billable. We remember the fallen heroes on this Memorial Day weekend. Indeed, we do.

Spend some time thinking about the uncle I never met. And I guess he would have been my great uncle as well. They both died in Europe, giving what Abraham Lincoln called the last full measure of devotion. Gracious sakes, the man who looks like rancid hot dog water smells has apparently gotten a free sample of the same shade of orange that Nittwit Nero uses. God, he wants back in the White House. He wants back in the West Wing so bad.

Sitting there with his little nose pressed against the window pane, watching people, all the women folk go away. and Stephen Miller standing there with a mouthful of mayonnaise. Well, he's kind of depressed, I guess you could say, that Stevie three shirts is. Yeah, it's sad. No, it isn't. And he's feeling real bad about November, in particular in this instance, he's feeling right poorly about the Senate. There's going to be an executive order signed this afternoon on artificial intelligence.

Joe Allen is going to be here momentarily. We're to break that down. Also, Mike Davis, I know you've got to bounce. I want to thank you for framing this about what's happening, against particularly on this grand conspiracy against the president that's now being worked on down at Fort Pierce with Jason and his team. And you're 100% correct when you called it last year when he was selected. All you're seeing done. there's action. I think it's great. Last thing, Mike, we've got this issue now with President Trump

in the Senate. You have a very active program over there of blocking. I mean, the dream President Trump is a lame duck. No recess appointments. There's no Save America Act. There, you know, Thune says, I'm not going to do the ballroom. I'm not going to do the weaponization. I can just give the Senate a heads up. This is not going to end well. Okay, President Trump's president of these United States and he wants his agenda executed upon and he have these radical democrats the first thing are going to do and I realize there's custom and tradition dealing with the filibuster but we already know these guys have said they're going to pack the court they're going to make dc estate they're going to make puerto rico estate uh they're going to do so many things to

black and brown people it's the dc's going to be a state Puerto rico is going to stay oh run the bath stevie boy and honey by the way there's it there's a there's a There's a technique called baking. Once you slather on the orange grease paint, a little bit of translucent powder will take that. But your real problem is, is you're putting it on with a trowel, and it's sticking real bad in your forehead wrinkles. Ewe. Find a drag queen. Get some advice, would you?

We change the structure, political structure of the country. We've got to cut to the chase. That's not going to happen. Thune is supposed to be a leader. He's worse than Mitch McConnell because he puts a nicer face on it. Does this chud suddenly we're dealing with a lot of chuds, chud the builder, and chud the Bannon, does he not realize that one-third of the Senate, which includes several Republicans are up for re-election,

and the American people, even the maggots, aren't. really clamoring for that slush fund or the Save America Act, which doesn't save America, it's suppress America, that they're goddamn tired of gasoline that's above $5 a gallon, above $6 and 7 in some places. And at least according to that one economist that we heard from earlier in the week, oil's on the way to $180 a barrel. They want to get reelected. Gentlemen, we have got to protect our phony-belotty jobs, and none of that has anything to do with what Chud Bannon is blathering about.

I understand they don't have 60 votes. I get it. They didn't have 51 votes, and maybe now with Cassidy and these others who get a bigger problem. However, there are 27 votes out there? Are we actually going to make any progress in all until we remove John Thune's leader, Mike Davis? This is a big task for John Thone. If he cannot get the Save America Act onto President Trump's desk for signature, Mike, he should just go back to South Dakota and a farmer or whatever he was doing.

He told President Trump, why do you think President Trump did the impromptu ballroom one-hour presentation of which were the only people to cover all of it? He did, because soon that day, he said, no weaponization, no ballroom. And he said specifically, no Save America Act, attached to any must-pass piece of legislation like FISA. Hasn't Dune already given us an answer to that? Look, we're the only networking channel that covered the whole performative. And God bless Mike Lee and Senator Schmidt of Missouri and these guys,

that every night, Tuberville, Tuberville is going to be on here in a while, that coach, that every night you remember, you watch it, you would come on and give commentary. Every night from like seven to midnight, they'd be there trying to do the Save America and trying to get to a filibuster. It was all performative. John Thune never had. They sent him on two weeks vacation after that.

We're burning daylight. And I tell people right now the reason we're so on this, because of the act, you know, the work of DeGrasse and Wren and Davis. And because he's already said repeatedly on his rickety little podcast, that if the Democrats get power, he's going back to prison and that others are going with him. And the thing is, the charges will stick. Because these are all crooks. So blather away about the filibuster, Stevie 3 shirts.

And go to Alta and get a makeover. And Sean Spicer and the grassroots out there, we now have a fighting chance on the House. I think we hold serve on the House and we get our act together because I think we're with an ability to hold it and maybe even still have a seat or two over it. The Senate, I think, I think. Yeah, that's because of the Calais decision. That has nothing to do with whether the people of the United States want Mullah Moses, Mike Johnson to remain in control of the House. He thinks they have a puncher's chance now because, you know, Virginia's attempt to counter states like Texas was, well, blocked by some old white folks in Richmond. on.

Ossap's going to win in Georgia. Wattley's going to get beaten in North Carolina. Collins is going to get beaten. There's another poll. Collins is going to get beaten in May. Hustad's going to get beaten in Ohio, right? We're going to lose the Senate. We're going to lose it big unless the grassroots know and get fired up

that there's a purpose for doing this. The only way we can do that is get save America. And John Thune, hasn't he shown you, Mike, enough that he has no interest in doing this? I just look. I would just say this to John. there in the Senate Majority Leader. Just let the Democrats debate, let the debate run out and hold a vote. You say you don't have the votes among Senate Republicans. I guarantee you that the Article III project teaming up with the war room posse can deliver the votes for Republicans. They also said that

there was going to be 60 plus votes for Katanji Brown Jackson for the Supreme Court. You was going to be a big political win for Joe Biden and the Democrats. We changed that with the Article 3 project of the War Room Pust. They barely voted for her. The Democrats barely voted for her and then ran out in the middle of the night. The same thing with several other bills, like the Capitol Confirmation. They remember this with the Capitol confirmation when the base got fired up. That when the Democrats won the House.

I love it when a maggot says when the base got fired up. that translates as when the Klansman started burning crosses. House of Representatives, the Senate, Senate Republicans, we knocked out four Senate Democratic and you know this. I was in Italy and working with... I was in Italy trying to set up a fascist institute in an old castle. Go ahead. Bill Burke, and you were the lead guy.

were within three minutes of punting on Kavanaugh, were they not, sir? Three minutes. And that's the issue. Because it was so tough because Democrats were fired up. Because the Republican Senate are a bunch of wusses. They almost punted on Kavanaugh. They came within three minutes. And, hey, you wouldn't have gotten, even people think Kavana is not.

And by the way, the Yammerhead talking with Stevie three shirts here is Mike Davis. This is the same creep that couldn't get confirmed as U.S. Attorney for D.C. He's a piece of shit. Perfect. The backup you already gotten would have been a lot, lot, lot worse. They wanted to cave, did they not? The Senate McConnell and these guys wanted to cave. Did they not, Mike Davis?

McConnell, I will defend McConnell on this. I was in the room. McConnell and Grassley were rock solids. And everyone else, I had not so much. much. But I would say this, if we would have lost that Capitol confirmation, that was six weeks before the midterm election in 2018. We would have lost the midterm election. We would have lost the Senate. Trump loses re-election. We lose the court. We lose the country. And then they rigged the election. Capital was too big to fail. I would say this to Senate Republicans. Motivate your base.

This is going to be a base turnout election. The Democrats are fired up. Give Republicans a reason to come out and vote for you. And the Save America Act is that reason. Yeah. You know what would be the reason? $2.50 a gallon gasoline. But they can't deliver that because their orange daddy started a war that got the Straits of Hormuz closed. Hmm. Funny that. Mike Davis, Article 3, thank you for staying so long. Thank you making this Ralph Castro thing makes sense. Where do people go to get your social media is on? Nobody cares. But interestingly, he mentioned that John Hoosted is going to lose to Sherrod Brown in the Buckeye State, in Ohio.

There's a new ad out from Sherrod Brown, and he's not – no, that ain't it. Well, that's weird. Really weird indeed. Okay. Let me find it from another source. Because this one's, this one stings. And it sounds like Sherrod Brown is going scorched earth and good. There it is.

It's just a 30-second ad, so. But it's going to leave a mark. Of all 535 members of Congress, who's taken the most money from associates of Jeffrey Epstein? John Houston, that's who? In fact, Houston's taken over. $116,000 from one of Epstein's closest friends and co-conspirators. Lee We'll askner. And last year took a maximum donation from him just weeks before voting to block the release

of the Epstein files. John Houston, who's he really working for? I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve this message. Yeah. And then there was this little precious moment just from a few days ago. Moni Raju, who is CNN. Can you explain the relationship

with Lexington? Because he did contribute a lot to your campaign and they're going after you on it. Can you talk about that at all? You'll send a God with a stimulus read-up. Can you add out today?

So we're done. Can you explain your relationship with Lexington? Because he did contribute a lot to your campaign and they're going after you on it. Can you talk about that at all? You'll send him about what's a little straight-up.

We're done. We're done. Yes. Les Wexner gives me a lot of money. I don't care how many little girls. I will take it as a watershed moment if the people of the Buckeye State actually elect Sherrod Brown and send him back to Washington after having made a grievous mistake in. calling him back from D.C. Ugh. Defenestration.

Oh, the juvenile delinquents are feeling froggy this evening. Seriously, Roxanne, you don't know if Tulsi was pushed or she jumped? Are you putting me on? Of course she was pushed. And right before Trump pushed her off the window, off the window ledge,

he whispered in her ear, this pains me more than it pains you. I see what the Camel Cardinal did there. Paines P-A-N-E-S. Yeah, it's funnier in print. But still. Well played, Camel Cardinal. Well played.

And, well, gosh, we're into the second hour of the program. Ralph has the congratulations Kilmar-A-Bregor-Garcia challenge on the table. That would get us down to, what did I say earlier? Yeah, that would get us down to 5515. for the deficit if somebody wants to jump in with that. But some of these maggots have been having a tough time of it lately. A couple of days ago, in what should have been a friendly interview, Representative Comer Pyle of Kentucky Steen took a softball interview with Newsmuck.

And this was all about the... And the funny thing is, This was an interview with Rob Finnerty, the same guy who's been spending broadcast time blathering about the upcoming Odyssey movie. Well, a couple of days ago when we talked about the Raul Castro indictment, you know, Comer Pyle sat down for a stood up for a chat with Rob Finnerty, who somehow managed to tear himself away from Lepida Nongo. Cuba thing. Secretary of State Marco Rubio released a message to the people of Cuba today in Spanish. Then Raul Castro gets indicted.

I get it. The Ayatollah is gone. Nicholas Maduro is in jail. But now Cuba, I just, look, I think people struggle with how this is America first when gas is $4.55 a gallon right now. It is, and you're absolutely right. But at the end of the day, Cuba has always been a national security threat. And as you said earlier, we've been negotiating with Cuba since before I was born.

I'm 53 years old. So the negotiations have gone nowhere. Cuba's leader is at the end of his lifespan. The Cuban people clearly, unlike maybe the Iranian people, the Cuban people clearly want a regime change in Cuba. it's just, you know, minutes away from Miami. Are you sure about that, Comer Pyle? Because I have a feeling we're not going to be greeted as liberators.

I wouldn't be trying that Donald Rumfield line anytime soon if I were you. In Florida, in the United States, so it's a strategic problem for the United States. But do you really think they're a threat, Mr. Chairman? Do you really think that Cuba's a threat? What? If some country went in and loaded Cuba with the same drones that Iran had when we first started bombing Iran, then yes, I think it could be a threat. I don't think that's there.

I know John Radcliffe has been on the ground. The CIA's on the ground as we speak, talking to the Cuban officials. I really don't think, Rob, it'll get to any type of military action. But the president's threatening that. He's increased sanctions on Cuba. I don't know how many more sanctions that Cubans can take, especially after what happened in Venezuela, the Cuban-American... Yeah, now that we've cut off all their oil supplies,

they've barely got any electricity, and people are dying in hospitals. I mean, I don't know how much more America, how much more of America's Christian love, they can stand. The population clearly supports what the president's doing in Cuba. Thus far, it hasn't... No, no, they don't. It costs any tax dollars other than to send a few diplomats to Cuba, but at the end of the day, I think that we've got to be on guard because of the new types of warfare that's out there with these new drones and these new technology.

We're seeing it play out in Iran. I understand that. Axios had a report this week that the U.S. is concerned. I'm sure you saw this about a possible Cuba drone strike on Florida. And I'll be honest, Mr. Chairman. I know that you've got the security clearance to know more about this. this just sounds like we're trying to make the case to attack Cuba. I don't buy it. It sounds like a false flag operation. Would you... Ooh.

Oh! When they're hollering, false flag. Over at Newsmuck! And Nitwit Niro's still their orange Jesus? Comer piled. I had no idea he was going to walk into a buzzsaw in the form of Rob Finnerty. I mean, my God, the last time this man got upset, it was over a fictitious character. Oh, wait.

He's getting upset here over a fictitious war. Okay. Everything's cool. Makes sense now. Action in Cuba, if it came to that, and I guess more importantly, do you buy this report in Axios? Well, I know that I've been one of the biggest critics of our intelligence community over the past 10 years. Right. They're usually wrong. They usually do everything they can to get us to the point of warfare because that's what they like to do, apparently.

But at the end of the day, I don't think anybody. right now supports an invasion of Cuba or anything else. We're hoping that this can turn diplomatically. Again, with the age of Castro and with the economic conditions, the worst they've ever been in Cuba, I think now is a prime time for a strong president to go in and try to change that country and hopefully get it done. He's made some great progress in other countries like Venezuela in his administration, and dating back to the first term. He has credibility.

Okay. So I'm hoping for the best, but I don't want to see boots on the ground. I don't want to see missiles fired. I don't want to see any of that. But hopefully we can do it diplomatically. All right. Let me just. Yeah, sure.

I mean, like, we've had so much success trying to overturn the Cuban government in the past. I mean, that whole itching powder in the scuba suit, the exploding cigars, oh, my goodness gracious. That worked real, real well. And thank you, Jude. Thank you so much. Jude just sent me a note. It is Memorial Day weekend and said,

The boots and flowers will be out this weekend through Monday, honoring those who have given their lives committed to their oath in defending the Constitution. we visibly and quietly will be standing for peace at numerous sites during including joint base fort lewis mccord air force base offering also to you robin twenty-five bucks for the work you're dedicated to insight and clarity to what is occurring in this country of ours and jude adds she sent a photo of the boots and the flowers and she said the spent cartridge attached to the boots is in memory of my two brothers who served it's from their twenty-one gun salute Oh, that's profound, Jude. That is profound. And blessings upon you as you mark this Memorial Day weekend. I couldn't help myself. Well, I couldn't find it. But when he started talking about returning the government of Cuba, I was immediately reminded of my very favorite comedy of the last half of the 20th century, the in-laws. yeah by the way that's photo of john kennedy two vince at least we tried what was that about that was about the bay of pigs yeah kennedy he loved me be of pigs you were involved in the bay of pigs involved my idea isn't it inspiring doesn't it make you just want to haul out lee greenwood

and get him to croak a couple of verses of, God bless the USA when you think about the geniuses in this government or actually thinking about attacking the island of Cuba. Again, some more. The Cuban national security threat, says Steve in New York, their massive army, huge air force, their massive navy. Oh, I see. If someone armed them to the teeth, they'd be a threat. by that logic if you had a brain you'd be smart comer pile i could do some real big thinking i could

do no singing roxan but thanks to jude and ralpsps we are down down to uh 59 15 to finish the month of may and getting close to finishing the second day of may thank you both thank you so much and amelio says stop propping up the cuban regime robin neocubinarial shill cubanereal it sounds something sounds like something takes about a million units of penicillin to get over that was cruel amelio cruel i tell you so like i said we are into the second hour of the program and we should probably go over and see what's going on in the old in the formant into old holler tree. Let's see if there's anybody hanging out. Oh, yeah. Hey, Theo, I see Theo in the chat room.

I hope your recovery from the knee replacement is going well. Been thinking about you. Okay, over the river and through the woods we go. Let's check in and see what's going on with Jeremy. Hey, Jeremy. How are you? all in all I'm here I'm okay I woke up in the side of the dirt so I'm still winning

yeah can't complain well I can complain but it's fruitless so number one Kevin and I are in kind of tug a war between who's getting shafted harder occasionally and I see you in the room now so I made that joke on purpose although he's winning hands down don't worry Kevin but uh I think I sent you email I don't think you read out loud but

my insulin is on hold. I think I told you earlier this week, my insulin's on hold for some reason. Yeah, you did tell me. Yeah. Well, the good news is the insurance company did the right thing. They approved it for a year. And I had a nurse sent over a message privately, which said, great news. The insurance approved your new insulin for a year.

Whoopi explicit explanation point, because they're annoyed too. Well, about an hour later, the specialist who I talked to, a couple weeks ago called and said, I see you cancer your proven this week. Is it because you don't have your insulin? I said, no, I don't have it yet. She said, well, what's the status now? I said, it kept jumping by it'll be ready tomorrow at 1.45, right up to the day of the appointment. The day before, it said, 1.45.

I said, then it magically jumped to ready Saturday at 2.45. So I don't have it. There's no sense coming in. So she said she would do what they could do on their end and try to speed it up. I said, I don't think this is anybody's fault. I said, I think this is tripping. And I said, I don't think you can speed any more than they can, unfortunately. I don't think they didn't get their hands on it because what's going on in the world.

So there's that. And then, I don't know. I know Kevin got the link now because he confirmed he got it to us, something he sent me. But that link I sent you last night to send to Kevin, also sent to Steve, so Kevin again one way or another, is a neat story about a guy here in Vermont per capita. We have the highest rate of ALA.

And I can tell you personally, I've known two people have battled and died from it. One very closely. One was my... That's a girl who died of cancer's father's girlfriend who died of it. Oddly enough,

her mother's boyfriend after got a divorce died of MS. And then her dad died, you'd have she died. So a lot of loss around me a little of bad things. But that being said, this is about a story

about a guy in Vermont who's had it for quite a few years now, and he's lost the ability to talk. There's a company out there, and he has to use a special coughing machine to clear throat in the morning and stuff too. So, I mean, it's still miserable, but he's still putting in the good fight.

Anyway, there's a company out there which can use a few seconds of your voice, clear voice, and recreate it through AI using AI for a good thing, something that doesn't hurt people or whatever. So the problem is, they couldn't find any audio of this guy. They had anything recorded clearly of him in years in the family, and camera phones, you name it, nothing. Well, the news channel of the news channel of this,

the story said, wouldn't you know it? Fifteen years ago, we did a story on him when he was a woodmaker back in the day. And they had clear audio of his voice. I think this company's in Canada, maybe it's Montreal. And they used six seconds of his voice and it had a perfectly modulate AI version of his voice. It sounds just like him. And it's the software I'm trying to point to Kevin that people use their eyes at some point and can click with their eyes and form sentences or sentence structures or I believe the database also lets you form pre-form sentences, which you can click on either eyes and they'll say it automatically yes, no, common answers. So it's a great software.

But the point is they gave this guy back his voice when they didn't think it was going to be possible. It's a neat technology. That's fascinating. Other than that, I don't have a. kind of stories. I mean, no Ms. Haley had guns this week. You can see guns fall of waistbands, nothing fun like that.

I do that. Well, I have a Vermont story for you. Uh-oh. I'm scared to hear it. This is a, uh, some legislator in Vermont. He's a state senator. Have you ever heard of Stephen Heffer Man? No, this is real man.

Well, back on May 15th, they were debating a new law in the Vermont Senate. And it was actually a bill. And this just goes to show you how, what absolute shitheads these maggots can be. It's an anti-beastiality bill. Okay? just by way of prologue you remember back when uh Rick man on dog bro-fromicks Santorum made himself infamous with the uh statement that if we if we had marriage equality in the United States that people would be getting married to their dogs

that wanted to forget his name but it's vaguely familiar yeah Rick rick sanctum Santorum the guy who took a dead fetus home and uh let his and let his kids play with it. Yeah, it worked out real well for him. And so I guess the Vermont State Senator Stephen Hefferman is going to, is trying to work that corner too. So like I said, it was a bill to deal with beastiality. and as state senator tanya vihovsky a democrat from chittenden central the sponsor of h 578 in the senate said the bill that we're putting forward in the current

law is quite clear that any act between a person and an animal that involves contact with the mouth sex organ or anus of the person and the mouth sex organ orginaus of the animal without a bona fide veterinary purpose will be a crime well that led to uh uh senator heffermanan

heffernan okay i'm i'm i'm dousin that i don't have my glasses on uh said uh in these crazy times what happens if the individual identifies as an animal have an intercourse with an animal how is the court's going to handle that

he he was actually a member of the vermont Air National Guard. Being that we voted through Prop 4, and if it does make it through the state, and I have a gender identity that I identify as a dog and had sex with my dog, is this law going to affect me? And that's when Senator Vajoski explained what the bill was about. But then he wasn't done, Jeremy. I mean, a lot of us look toward Vermont as being a sane place, but not entirely. My heart sank because that's my county, unfortunately.

Oh, no. Wait. Crittenden Central? Chittenden is Burlington and some of the Milton, my town. That's the good person. That's Senator Tanya Vajowski who wants the Beastiality Bill. Okay, good. Heifer man, he's from Addison. Okay, Addison is very much south.

That's down on the right. one side of the state. Wow, if it's from South Vermont, it explains it all now, doesn't it? He said, if I identify as that animal, will this be able to, it says a person, I'm not a person, I'm identifying as this animal I'm having intercourse with. We're identifying genders of whatever gender we decide we want to be. And I think like this bill, I'm going to vote for this bill, but I want to make this chamber aware of what's coming. And your state senator said, Senator Hefferman knew exactly what he was doing. He's using the same dehumanizing playbook that's been used against LGDQ plus people for generations.

The false, ugly suggestion that queer and trans identity is synonymous with deviance and harm. It was wrong then. It's wrong now. And he bailed out on the actual vote on Prop 4. It's a human rights bill. and enshrines protections against unjust treatment based on a person's race, ethnicity, sex, religion, disability, sexual orientation, gender identity, gender expression, or national origin. Good for Vermont. Like I said, he bailed out on that vote and said, well, my stomach was kind of agitated, and I needed to use the restroom. I hadn't made up my mind on how to vote on the amendment, largely because I'd heard from constituents urging for me to both vote for it and against it.

my pizza hit at the right time, I guess. It was convenient. I do have one more story. You mentioned my memory. I live close enough to the lake that if we were in biblical times and Noah's real, and it rained from one in a couple days, he might say, oh, shit, start building a boat. But because I live so close, there's a lot of boat traffic around my place.

And in my town, down on the bay, there's a gas station which sells. not, I say cells, sold non-ethanol gas, which is great for boats because it sits in your engine over the winter and destroys it away. It's a horrible thing to put engines, ethanol. But anyway, a few months ago, one station near the lake right near the lake access closed, turned off their pumps permanently and not refilling them. And people are like, oh, this is because the town taxes, no, no. You've never owned a gas station.

I've ever talked to an owner replacing tanks underground, which are usually, you know, 100,000, maybe 80, 100,000 gallon tanks. When you replace those tanks, it can be upwards of a million dollar replace those tanks, depending if they're deteriorated and leaking for ground cleaning and stuff like that. So I think this one station was facing a

$400,000 bill. So rather than replace the tanks, which are still stable, they just decided to go in a business. business. And then people like, all this town taxes is this and that. And the lady down the street has dry tanks and she can't get them filled because the filling station that will do it says they want like $100,000 to fill her tanks. And people like, it's taxes. I'd had enough for reading the headlines. And I wrote it, this is nothing to do with taxes. Your votes have consequences. You voted for this. You were warned because what's

going on overseas. We're spending about $29 billion so far in a war that was needless and we're not helping people who actually need to be helped. And someone wrote it comes, oh, jeez, you went there and I said, oh, the truth hurts. It's still the truth. They got a ton of leaks. So people are aware, you know,

there's fucking mourns that trying to blame on what it's not. Trying to blame on taxes and nothing to do with taxes. It's the real the real cost of private business is what's going on in this country. Everything being jacked up is driving people Just like it drove out Spirit Airlines, and it's going to take out of another airline for this.

It's all said and done. You watch. Oh, we've got maybe a month, two months before the ship really, really hits the fan. And, oh, by the way, Ebola. But, yeah, this clown, this heifer man, the Vermont Senate Democrats issued a statement saying, in the wake of Senator Hefferman's comments, the stakes of this election couldn't be more clear.

Transgender and non-binary Vermonters are our neighbors, our friends, our family members on Friday, Senator Hefferman used his platform as an elected official representing the people of Vermont to dehumanize them. Senate Democrats will never stop fighting for dignity for all Vermonters. We demand Senator Hefferman apologize to those he is harmed with his words and his actions. And as we all know, dehumanizing is a white nationalist. Just say the word Nazi technique. Yeah, pure fascism. You just slowly hate time. Yes. Pure unmitigated fashion. You start thinking it's true and you turn a blind and pretend they're not really there because you think they'll affect you somehow. But anyway, Kevin's here.

Let Kevin talk or let Roger talk. I've taken enough time. Okay, I've got a couple of emails to share. Cynthia, oh man, have I got to go? Anybody's seen my cat box? I sure hope there's some fresh kitty litter in it for me too. Please, no, Cynthia, no, don't bring back the litter boxes. they damn near, wait, they damn near had a stroke over those.

Hmm. And Billable Rick, the Beastiality Bill, Senator Hefferman, just the subject matter of this bill and the sponsor of this bill shows that Senator Hefferman is firmly in the grip of the goddess of irony, Beastiality, Hefferman. Hey, yeah, I think it's actually Heffernan, but the Heifers doing all the heavy lifting there, Billable. Jesus. Yeah, this goes back to the old I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the meme put forward by the... And, you know, it's not identify as, it's I am.

I don't identify. I am. And people are. But, you know, you do that Rick Santorum thing. And, well, next thing you know, oh, who's the fellow that did the... did the contest to see that to get the best definition of Santorum, and it came back as a frothy mixture of blood semen and feces. Yeah.

Well, maybe they'll get to work on Hefferman. And by the way, Cynthia, I love your kitchen. Cynthia's kitchen is almost done. She says odds and ends left, but stuff for the, fit and finish, but it's enough that I can, I'm going to smoke chicken drumsticks for a block party on Sunday. I bought them already at Costco, almost nine pounds worth and a big package for $8.73. Not too bad. Now I need to find all my rubs and stuff for it, but on the downside, my Vietnam vet brother passed away on May 30th, 2010 over a Memorial Day weekend, and yes,

I miss him like crazy. Yeah, I can imagine you do. Well, enjoy what you're doing this weekend. I'm sure he'd enjoy it too, Cynthia, I have no doubt. I love your fridge. That's a nicely decorated fridge. And like I said, buttermilk, marinate those chicken legs in buttermilk, 24 hours in the fridge, changes everything, and then rub them or season them or whatever. I'm not going to say anything about rubbing because the juvenile delinquents will start jumping in. Cynthia's rubbing legs. I put up with it.

There's no need for you to put up with it, Cynthia. Vietnam War touched a whole generation. My mom's high school boyfriend went down in a phantom was never found over Vietnam. Indeed. That's for another day. Oh, Victoria said, they're bitching about the new Odyssey movie.

They're bitching about trans athletes. They're pitching about whatever scapegoat, the culture war coughs up next. Why? Because they're doubling down on the hate. They could call it. learn something from the world around them, but no, they're going to double down. Republicans aren't afraid of transgender people having basic human rights.

They're afraid they won't be in power in a way that doesn't dehumanize what they don't understand. I mean, if these people want to identify as an Apache attack helicopters, see, I told you, who says the helicopters don't have to look like a smoking hot woman as long as they have missiles? You're silly. You're just silly. So, well, I had Heifer man in the stack anyway, so there we were. are. Okay, let's do move around in the room. Kevin, are you there? Yeah. How are you this evening? Oh, just wonderful. I'm driving home after doing a couple errands here in the town of Longmeadow,

just right outside of Springfield. And, well, that's where that's where that's where that's, that's where that's, that's where that, a sex predator got sentenced this week. They must be doing something right in Springfield. Yeah, yeah. The J-6er. Down the courthouse there, yeah. Yeah, that was a wonderful article

that Jeremy sent me about the man that loves his voice with Alzheimer's. I mean, excuse me, with ALS and just amazing how they're able to take a snippet of a past voice and just paste it up to, you know, meet a lot of common words. Something I'm going to be doing. I'm going to Boston, March 20, excuse me, this Tuesday after Memorial Day for 830. and going to the neurology department there and they have ALS specialty division there

and I guess there's some new things that they've been talking about so I'm kind of looking forward to going if you can do it Kevin if you can do it that's General Brigham. Well, I'm going to go while I can. I mean, hell. I mean, I'm able to drive.

No, I mean the voice thing. You can do the voice thing Don't wait until you think you need it. Do it now. Get that. Yeah. So that's on the news next week after I go to see them. Looks for the people here locally in Western Mass, they made the diagnosis.

I mean, they're knowledgeable or everything. But, you know, nothing compares to like that. Yeah, you mentioned Western Mass. I'll never forget being, I did a speaking thing up at Williams College once, Kevin. And I was at the end of the day and I was having a beer and talking to the bartender there at the little hotel. Williamstown is a great, great little village. And I don't know how the house. Huh?

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know how that we got to it in conversation. I don't know how we got to it in conversation, but the bartender looked at me and said, Yeah, out there in Boston, they still think we're over there in Boston, they think we're still out here fighting Indians. There's a big difference between Western Mass and the Atlantic Seaboard Mass. Oh, yeah, oh, it's like, well, we had Calvin Coolidge, who was from this part of the state.

Yeah, he graduated from Amherst. But we haven't had. I'm sorry? Coolidge graduated from Amherst. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we haven't had a governor from this end of the state, and I can't even remember, probably racked his day or something. I don't know.

All the governors have been from the eastern part of the state. I mean, yeah, it's only, what, 120 miles long? Well, if you count the absolute tip of Cape God, you know, which is, I mean, basically Boston of Berkshire County, Boston's in New York State. 120 miles. That's amazing. That's the distance from the mansion to Parkersburg. Actually, Parker'sburg is about another 10 miles more.

So I'd be on my way to Albany. So it would be like a two-hour drive for me. Yeah, Albany. Yeah, I drove from the airport in Albany to to Williamstown. And wasn't much at all. Okay. Yeah.

That's a nice drive up there. Yeah, I think I went through Troy and thought a lot of Kurt Vonnegut because that's that's the fictional Ilium, New York that he writes about in a bunch of his novels. All those little towns up there. And it was very, I mean, it struck me as being, the Berkshire struck me as being very Appalachian just without the cold. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Berkshire County. Sure. Yep.

And I think I'm a. hear me yeah you're kind of coming in and out here we go well maybe you'll come back into better signal Kevin until Kevin does how are you doing roger oh I'm doing pretty good uh had managed to remember it was Friday and I'm supposed to be over at the VA clinic every Friday at noon and there was a I don't know 10 15 of us there got lots of honks and lots of waves and And we did our usual stop cutting the funding to the VA. And as we were standing around, we discussed all things about this $1,776 million. And I came up with the idea that if the Congress didn't appropriate it,

and they just found it from somewhere else, which I think is, what they're trying to do, would not those checks, in essence, be a theft from the United States government and could not a person who cashed one of those checks be at least investigated and indicted or engaging in fraud and theft because it's obvious to anybody who thinks that the way that is being funded right now is definitely unconstitutional because Congress hasn't appropriated the money and only Congress can appropriate the money. So by cashing that check, you are engaged in a fraudulent theft of taxpayers. money. Well, I think it goes

deeper than that, Roger, because you know, this all came about with the so-called settlement of his suit against the IRS. So that means it would have to come out of the IRS's budget, which is within the purview of the executive branch.

And the problem has it, the fundamental problem of conflict of interest hasn't gone away because basically Nitwit Niro is suing himself. I understand that. What I'm trying to do is if somebody applies for and gets one of those checks and cashes it, could they not be held personally liable for involving themselves and fraud?

I mean, you may be ahead of me on that one. I don't think I entirely follow. Well, if the VA were to send out a check, and I were to somehow magically be able to change it from $100 to $1,000 to $1,000, and cash that check, at some point down the road, the VA would discover that I had manipulated the check and cashed it, used the money, and I would be guilty of fraud because I'd for, forged a check and spent the money. Well, the fact that the government,

because it didn't start out in Congress to appropriate the money for that use, and the orange maggot has been already had his hand slapped for diverting money from the intent of Congress to other items, it would seem to me that the person cashing the check but also in a similar fashion be guilty of fraud upon the United States and the act of cashing the check that was improperly issued

this kind of thing happens this kind of thing happens say in social security and it winds up being a nightmare for the recipient they'll come back and claim overpayment. And then the law has a thing called excusable neglect where you can ask to be forgiven for believing the United States government. In the case of the slush fund, these these, these maggots are going to have to apply for it. Now, from that hearing where Todd Blanchie appeared this past week, and he said, well, you know, it's not me the president's person

the lawyer, it's me the acting attorney general. Well, it doesn't really matter, but somebody's going to have to apply for it in order to receive it, and if they receive it, they will do so pending action by the courts under some sort of color of law. Now, I could be entirely wrong, but just based on the hypothetical you're providing, I think you'd be hard pressed to go after, go after these domestic terror that are going to seek paydays and these pedophiles and what have you. Hey, I just thought it was a number that some legal eagle scholar constitutional expert, which I am not, want to look into it.

Anyhow, I had a very pleasant experience yesterday. I finally turned 5,000 miles on my new truck, which is about a year old now. Oh, cool. And so I thought that I would take it in. to the dealer, even though dealers are the most expensive place to get an oil change, at least for this first one, take it into the dealer and let him change the oil and look it over as much as they wanted to and all the rest of that. And they did it that day.

I didn't even have to make an appointment for today or Tuesday or Wednesday or next week. And they came out and handed me a piece of paper. And it turns out your first oil change is part of the purchase price of the car. Zero charge. That's sweet. And now I figure I've got another year so that when the giant engine oil shortage comes about in the next couple of months and oil changes go through the roof on prices,

I'll just sit back and keep driving the wife's electric car and enjoy the fact that we're charging it off our roof. Oh, I don't know. I think I might run down to my local auto parts place and pull a COVID toilet paper. thing and, you know, load up. Well, you're still young enough to do it yourself. I'm not crawling underneath the car and doing my oil changes anymore.

That's what you... I'm too old and too stiff. That's why you raised a son, Roger. Right. They both drive electric cars. They don't have any idea about changing the oil. Anyhow, the other thing that I want to bring up is Tulsi. Cabbard.

I don't know whether you caught the news, but apparently she's turned in her resignation as of June 30th. Yes. Saw it earlier today. On the basis that her husband has a cancer and she wants to spend more time at home. I'm not denying that that's a true fact. But it is interesting that she's another female leaving the fold, although she's not doing it with as much bomb bad. as some other females have.

Yeah, she's another Trump gone girl. Yep. And then we have the Republican running for the Senate in Alaska. He sent out a begging email

to his volunteer core, benefactors, donators, etc. Begging for more money because the Alaska is such a big place, and they're needing money to buy gasoline for their cars so they can travel around our giant, great state of Alaska to connect with voters. A Republican is saying, yeah.

Yes. Well, why do you reckon your gas is so expensive there, Senator? Well, that would be my question if I showed up at a town hall. Why are you begging for more money for your gas, you know? Well, gasoline has always been expensive in Alaska. Sure. But anyhow. Did they give any indication of what the per gallon is in Alaska these days?

No, and I didn't bother to go look for it. Now they're blaming the high price of gasoline in California and Gavin Newsom. Because California taxed. taxes are too high, and that's why they're paying more for gasoline. One interesting... God, they are simple, aren't they? When they instituted sales tax on gasoline in California, I was vehemently opposed to the way they did it.

Because what they did was they took the price from the pump, and then after the federal taxes were applied per gallon, they added sales tax on that price. So California collects a sales tax on the federal highway tax on the price of a gallon of gasoline. And I think it's unfair to put a sales tax onto a federal tax. Yeah, a sales tax on a tax. Correct.

But what's interesting is Gavin Newsom has apparently balanced the California budget somehow. and I can just imagine that a huge more amount of tax revenue is coming in off the sale of gasoline now than was ever anticipated. So I'm sure they revise their revenue estimates to take into account now this extra money coming in from the sales tax on gasoline. So California will have a balanced budget thanks to Donald Trump increasing the price of gasoline. Don't say that so loud. He'll fucking take credit for it. Sorry about that.

And then, of course, we always have to get to the gourmet section of the evening. Oh, goody. And on Sunday, I have been informed that I am cooking anticuchos. Anticuchos are a very particularly Peruvian dish, very common street food back in the seven. in the 80s when I was down there. If you go to the market, some lady in Indian garb and that particular Peruvian Indian, not North American Indian,

you know, the long flowing skirt and the embroidered vest and the bowler hat kind of thing. And they just sell sticks of anti-cuchos as you're going through the market and you get one and you munch on it. It's beef heart, traditionally now made with beef heart, although it was originally cat hearts, but anyhow, it's traditionally beef heart now. And it's marinated in a special anticucho sauce for 24, 48 hours, and then put on a skewer and cooked rather slowly over a very low charcoal fire. And it tastes fantastic.

So anyhow, my wife put the chunks of beef heart to marinate until, Sunday morning, at which time it'll get put on skewers and Sunday afternoon I'll be out barbecuing anti-cuchos. Those sound delicious. And I think we'll have more artichokes by then. Ooh, yummy. Do you have a hard time finding the beef heart? The way we find it now is we check with the youngest boy who's a meat cutter at Safeway and have him

make sure that there's either some in the freezer that can be taken out or to make sure some get put on an order form and we tend to always have a bunch of packs seal, you know, they're sealed up into plastic frozen and they live in the freezer. So anytime Patricia decides she wants to have beef heart, any kuchos, we just go to the freezer and thaw out however, however, well, it's not a whole heart. He's not starting with a whole heart. She's starting with pieces. So, anyhow, we just always have some in the freezer.

And if we run out in the freezer, like I'm sure she thought out either three or four packages yesterday and today. And I'm sure that she'll either put in an order with the youngest boy or she'll just tell him and he'll tell us when a shipment of beef hearts come in. And he'll keep a few packages in the freezer. We go into the meat counter the day he's working there and say, time to pick up the beef heart and he'll go in the freezer get them bring them out and we walk out and we only live about a third of a mile away from the store so we just come home put them in our

freezer and and we've got them for the next time we want to do it well i don't know if anybody in in my immediate circle would eat them but i damn sure would all right did you did you say they're marinated yeah there's a particular anticocio marinade and it is is fairly high acid. So there's a certain amount of the precipitation of the proteins before they ever go on the fire. So realistically, all you're doing is giving them a little mesquite flavor because I use the mesquite burquettes or the mesquite loose charcoal. And you heat them slowly. You're not, you don't cook them like a hamburger.

They're kind of roasted over a charcoal. Yeah, low and slow again. Row and slow, yeah. And the, you know, the heart, the texture of heart is quite different than a steak, as is beef liver. It has a different texture than the standard steak or roast. So it's a, it's a texture thing, not a flavor thing. I mean, heart does have a different flavor than your steak, but it's still beef. Yeah, I can imagine it's probably a little richer.

Yeah. And I've got flowers on my tomatoes. Ooh. No fruit yet. And there's no doubt that my corn is going to be knee high by the 4th of July because it's already mid-calf and we're not even the first of June yet. Well, I got all excited because the little farm market, just about a block away from here, opened up, I think, the beginning of May. and right now they're importing tomatoes from Tennessee,

but they turned out to be pretty darn good. I haven't been to our local farmers market in quite some time, but some of my garlics are starting to form escapes with the hard necks, and so I'll be able to harvest garlic by the end of June. You know, thanks to you, Roger, I pay a lot more attention to garlic in the grocery store now. and it seems like anymore, I can't, and I can't find garlic with a nice, you know, a nice, you know, root, you know, root extension, you know, the stuff he said was, you know, grown in America. They all have trimmed, trimmed bases. So I'm assuming that's all like Chinese garlic. Well, at a workshop not too long ago, I looked at the garlic real close.

And it didn't seem Chinese trimmed. but it was domestic garlic. Chinese trimmed garlic. There's no root hairs on the bottom at all. It's cut off clean. Okay, I mean, there's no root hairs on this, but I mean, you can see where it was. You know, there's that little brown base. And it usually comes three bulbs to a little, you know, it's a little net bag, I guess.

Yep. And, yeah, there's no actual hairs. It's just trimmed down to, you know, basically a brown nub. Now, on the label, it should still say product of. Hmm. Okay, I'll check. I'll check. Well, my plans for the weekend are gumbo.

Did red beans and rice yesterday, jambalaya the day before. I've been on kind of a Cajun kick. and the I think the gumbo is going to be especially good and you know it's cheap and easy celery green peppers

onions maybe a little parsley flour oil or butter rue and then some sausage and some chicken over rice damn it's good

and all of the ingredients are relatively inexpensive That's learning to cook. Yeah, not learning, but trying to cook cheap. The way things are, I mean, I don't have a lot of choice these days. So, interesting fact about the beef heart, the anticuchos. Yeah. Don Van Vlayet.

Don Van Vliott, when he was alive, had an affinity for them. Who is this person you're speaking of? Somebody will ride in and we'll get what I'm saying. Somebody will ride in. Okay, I didn't recognize it either, but I had a feeling there was a joke involved. Yes. If somebody writes in and gets it, I will reveal it. That's about all I got here from the West.

Oh, one other thing. There was a measure on the ballot to continue our local option tax levy to fund the extension office here in Lane County. and the initial count, election night, early count, was it was going down to defeat. And right now, let's see, that's the wrong window. Anyhow, it was losing by like 500 votes. And as of an hour ago, the yes votes are now 326 out of approximately, I think it was 35,000 votes cast.

So it's hanging on by a thread. But we hope it passes. If it doesn't, we're going to have to do it all over again and try to do more publicity for November. Because if we don't have that local option tax levy, well, I'll get a hell of a lot more free time. But the entire Master Food Preserver program in Lane County will shut down.

It funds the staff and supports our classes and things of that sort. Oh, dear. No, that's critical. They voted. There were some of the smaller fire districts in this county that put a continuation of a local option tax levy for their fire and emergency services. And it got voted down. The increase in licensing fee for getting your car license was going to be increased by about $15 a year. And the money was going to go into road improvements, like road maintenance, and it got shot down.

People here in Oregon are just absolutely pissed off about taxes. And as far as they're concerned, every extra dollar, any public agency gets, is wasteful and fraud and all the rest of it. But what the hell thinks they pay for the fuel to get the truck out there to fill the potholes? And all you've got to do is pop one tire on a pothole. And you're going to spend a hell of a lot more money than that $15 a year on the increase. And then they bitch like hell because the roads are going to shit. What's that old quote, the people have spoken, damn them?

Well, I hope it goes through because, you know, you know, you've told us a lot of stories from your classes and everything. And what a, I mean, I find incredible value in that. Well, the AAA Academy is back on our weekly agenda now. And last Wednesday, we had 23 students in the class. We'll have 23 for every class. and anyhow, each kid got a half a head of cabbage, sliced it up, weighed it, got their two and a half percent salt, shredded it up, kneaded it in a bowl,

and packed it into the jars and put a cabbage leaf over the top and a little baggy of brine on top of that. And in another couple of weeks, they'll have some sourcrow. And, uh, that's fantastic. And, you know what, I bet that crowd is fan-freakantastic on a hot dog. Oh, yeah, it's great. And this next Wednesday, we're doing kimchi, which can be eaten either rather quickly or left to fully ferment. And the next week we're doing pickled vegetables.

And I think we're doing asparagus, beans, and something else, I forget, right now. And our last class, you know what's surprisingly good, Roger? We're making jelly. Pardon? Pickled celery is really, really crazily good. Hmm. Never tried to, but you can pickle damn near anything. Right.

Including, including apparently secretaries of defense. Sorry. No, they pickle themselves. Yeah. By the way, Ralph's serving as the Horn Adhoc, Antico's Research Department, sent me the Wikipedia entry on it. and I really, really want to try this, but, well, I might have to do so with one of those little towels over my head like the French do when they're eating those little birds. Because apparently the origin of anticuchos was, well, llamas. Llamas.

No, the origin of the anticoos was slum areas of Lima, Peru. because of all the rats that were running around, they had an overabundance of cats. And people started hunting the cats. And they kept the hearts and made their anticuchos out of cats' hearts. And it's now shifted over to beef.

But I'm not saying they couldn't make them out of Yama hearts. Yeah, well, I think, I think, yeah, When you talk about the slums of Lima, the article goes on to mention the fact that when the Spanish invaders arrived, they wouldn't eat the awful OFFAL cuts. And so at the same time that they were also enslaving Africans and bringing them over, they, yeah, any kind of heart will do. but apparently based on the catchwa etymology they said that the

pre-Colombians you know and we know they love guinea pig and whatnot but that's a tiny little heart but they said yeah Yama hearts who knows I wouldn't doubt it because I've had

Yama stew or potatoes and carrots and onions and meat that's a stew I'm trying yeah I don't want to talk too much about it because I don't I don't want to worry that I don't want to worry uh Rama she frets I mean the way the the the the things that people people say that have her just pawing at the earth sometimes these horrible jokes and whatnot she takes she takes a lot of uh calming they didn't mean that did they no no no

Steve didn't mean that I can understand the desire to put the towel over your head yeah and no coming in from Daryl in Houston Don Van Vleet okay okay all right

got it okay okay Tristan now I know thank you Okay. Captain B. Hart. Yes. Shame on me. Some things didn't stick in the old, some things didn't stick in the old DJ brain. Thank you, Daryl. You know, going back to the Tulsi Gabbard thing just for a moment, you know what I find really striking, Roxanne, is her complete lack of any appearances since the Iran war started. know, they literally kept her out of the decision-making process because they knew what her

vote would be. Exactly. Don't know this stupid thing. Yep. I just, you know, like, can't they at least try and hire somebody who has their same political positions? I mean, God damn. Well, no, we're going to have an acting DNI now, Tristan.

I know. Yeah, he's some chud who will never have to go before the Senate for confirmation any more than Todd Blanchie will. Mm-hmm. Yeah. His name is Aaron something, I think. Yeah. Yeah, I just did a video about it. And that, you know, that, that sudden onset, sudden onset brought bone cancer.

Yeah. Well, I guess they had to put some temporal distance between, uh, her disagreeing with the Iran war and refusing to criticize the Iran war and I need to spend more time with my family. Yeah, I mean, it's just, it just happened to be decent timing. I mean, in a fucked up sort of way. I don't mean decent isn't good, but like, you know, it was convenient timing for her to kind of paper over the political stuff with the, I need to support my husband's stuff.

I hope it gets better. I really do. Well, sure. we'd be some sort of monster to wish anything else. Yeah. And, you know, Nero did the same thing, triping. I'm sure he'll be right as rain really soon. He'll be just fine.

Yeah. Like he cares. Please. And he doesn't even care to show up to his oldest son's wedding. And why am I hearing myself? I hear echo. I got nothing. You're not echoing on this end.

Okay. Okay. Well, the whole not going to the sun's wedding. wedding thing is just a quick little finger in the eye. Like I said, just to remind Trader Todd that Daddy's real favorite is the princess, I wank of my daddy Trump Kushner. Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

Also, did you see the new texts that were leaking about John Federman? He thinks he's going to be vice president in 2028. Do what? Yeah, there's New York Magazine article where he was talking to staffers about being a VP choice in 2028, and they, even they are like, are you out of your mind? You can't raise money. You don't do your job, and your party hates you. For fucking who?

A Republican or a Democrat? A Democrat. Well, God damn, he's high on his own supply. Yeah, no. Like I said, the staff literally. quote, the verbatim quote was like, you know, you're out of your mind, you don't do your job, you can't raise money and your party hates you. That was his staff. Yeah, but you know what? He's probably just looking at the bottom line, the bank account bottom line thinking, my God,

if A PAC put $19 million into the rate, into unseeding Thomas Massey, what could they do for me? Oh, yeah, and they're already doing for him. He's got, he's got, uh, This guy, David Safir, Saffir, he was, he's an Orthodox Jewish writer who is, you know, who's got a significant windfall and donates to Jewish causes, has been paling around with Federman lately. God, palling around, you know, that, that phrase got a life of its own thanks to Godzilla from Wasilla. Oh, yeah, that was a little before my time. Well, yeah, she said of, you know, Barack Obama, well, he pails around with terrorists. Oh, geez, yeah.

That was because he, you know, had apparently smoked a cigarette outside of building with Bill Ayers once upon a time. Right, yeah, I do remember that. Yeah, good grief. See how shit creeps into our speech, Tristan? Yeah, seriously. And I was hoping to see Christopher in the room this evening. I was going to tell him that I came perilously close to making a genuine, no-kitting, authentic Chicago dog. Of course, no poppy seed buns.

But they had some at Kroger's that were like everything seasoned buns, which includes poppy seeds. So I just went toddling off to Kroger's to get a couple of packages. where'd they go? They got the everything hamburger buns. They got the everything bagels. But the bread guy was like, oh, no, they took that out of our set. It's been discontinued. Well, of course it has.

Because I was buying them. In fairness, I think Sarah Lee has everything hot dog buns too. Well, this was the, I don't know who makes. it for them but this was the Kroger private selection brand because they get a lot of good stuff they do and no i got that couldn't get vienna beef ween i actually tried to do that i looked on amazon i'm like okay i'll order a couple of packs of vienna no no you it you got a you got to buy like a 96 pack of vienna beef wieners for like a hundred dollars and oh yeah i love me i love me a good dog but i'd have to eat hot i'd have to eat hot dogs every day

for four months. And I don't want to ever get to the point where I don't ever want to see another hot dog, and that would get me there. But I got my neon green relish. I got my little sport peppers. And I had the somewhat fresh tomatoes from Tennessee that I was telling Roger about. Oh, yes. My celery salt and my mustard.

I cheated and added an avocado slice or two. It was very good. That sounds delicious. So you found the Amazon package? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was across the alley. Ah. Jesus.

And I also got a little bottle of gumbo filet for when I make the gumbo this weekend. Oh, that sounds lovely. That sounds lovely. Because if you add okra and gumbo filet, it'll thicken your gumbo real nicely. Goodness, that sounds good. And you know, you know what? Less impressive.

You know, you know what filet is, right, Kristen? Filet, like a fish, I... No, filet. I think I'm missing something. F-I-L-E accent ague over the E. No, don't know what that is. It's something that the French and Spanish learned about when they invaded North America. The indigenous people use the dried leaves.

of the sassafras tree and grounded into a powder as a flavoring and thickening agent. It's got kind of, it's got a kind of an earthy quality to it. It's an acquired taste. Yeah, sounds interesting. Sounds quite interesting. Not less impressive. My mom made these Navy Bean patties for me, and I've been, you know, putting them on a hamburger bun, the real nice ones, the brioche ones with spicy mustard,

brown spicy mustard. Oh, my God, it's delicious. Yes, I can imagine. In fact, I picked up a package of navy beans at the store, and I picked up a package of split peas. And I've got a ham hawk, so there will be some split pea with ham soup sometimes soon happening in the crock pot. Oh, there you go. Are you going to make cornbread? too. Damn Skippy.

Yeah. That sounds, all of that sounds really good. I, uh, I, I had low blood sugar until very recently, so you don't kind of recovering from that. No, I can imagine. Um, well, no, I just had a, a steak cassidia. And, uh, I feel fine now. Yeah, but there's, trying to get hydrated.

Yeah, there's nothing like, quite, quite like having your blood sugar go low. it's oh god it was all like to do to get through my yeah it was all i could do to get through my damn videos you know i was like oh god damn i just felt depressed i was just like you know it wasn't low enough for me to start shaking but like i was i just felt like shit yeah metabolism is a hell of a thing yeah and you know i went through you know decades of running toward low blood sugar and it was creepy because it would just like, boom, gone. And, you know, you get a little older and, hey, it's no longer hypoglycemia. Here's a handful of metformin.

Congratulations. Yeah. My mom just got diagnosed diabetic last week, so we're trying to, both trying to eat better. I bought some monk fruit sugar stuff. I've heard about that. Apparently it were, I mean, it's pretty acceptable. Yeah, actually, I mean, I haven't had it a lot, but like, yeah, it doesn't have any aftertaste, like, you know, the shit they put in diet soda or anything like that, you know, it tastes like, you know, the real thing as close, as close as you can get to it. And, you know, I think, I don't think I've ever actually seen a monk fruit, so I'm going to go, I need to go and look for one.

And by go and look for one, I mean, online. Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, I mean, it's good. That's what the magic spoon stuff is made from muck for sweetener. Ah, it's also, it also goes by Lohan Guo, a herbaceous perennial vine from the Gord family. Cultivated in southern China for its intensely sweet fruit, which is used as a natural zero-calorie sweetener and in traditional medicine. it's a climbing vine it requires support full sun and well-drained soil

sounds good to me how about that but I don't really have a lot more to add so I'll let other people talk I know there's not a lot of people here but yeah it's a little of course it'll fill right up when the shy people show up after

you know for the back porch Yeah. I saw this earlier. You know how Nitwit Niro is constantly running around talking about how he passed the cognitive test? Yep. Originally it was man-woman camera TV person or man-person man-woman camera TV. Yeah. It turns out a gorilla named Coco passed the same cognitive test that Trump took.

The difference, Coco. didn't brag about it. Is this the same Coco, the gorilla who learned sign language? I don't know. Might be. I mean, I think the gorilla would need to know sign language in order to take the test. She must be getting up there in years now. She must be like 50 years old.

It's a long life for a gorilla. Well, I don't know that she's still around. It's just that she took it. Oh, okay. Got. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And back to the slush fund.

If you have a hankering, it's raining here, so it'd be a little inconvenient, but if you have a hankering to run out into the yard and eat dirt and run rabbits, this from PBS, X proud boys leader. Yeah, sure, he's X. Enrique Tario tells PBS news he believes he's owed tens of millions. of dollars from the nitwit Nero slush fund. And of course he polished things a little bit. He told PBS News Hour that are news that Todd Blanchie is doing an amazing job

and given that his sentence was commuted and he feels like he's finally getting the justice he deserves. Oh, honey, you haven't gotten anything approaching the justice you deserve. And of course, they're keeping it all on the DL. they haven't actually said if the January 6 domestic terrorists are eligible for the fund but um the DOJ that is Todd Blanchie provided maggot senators not any Democrats with a memo yesterday that said anybody who was a victim of lawfare and weaponization can apply well first in line should be Kilmarabrego Garcia plain and simple I mean after all it certainly fits

the definition that nitwit Niro gave. The funds intended to help those badly abused by an evil, corrupt, and weaponized, oh, Biden administration. Well, you know, evil, evil corrupt and weaponized Trump administration, too. Sauce, goose, sauce, gander. Federal judge in Tennessee just tossed out the indictment charging Kilmar-Abrego-Gar Garcia with the trafficking charge. Is that the same one that Ralphs was talking about at the beginning of the program?

might be i i was busy dealing with recipes at the beginning of the program i wasn't i mean i'm not sure how i'm not sure how many cases they've got against him well the the judge there said the prosecution was indicative yep objective evidence showed that without uh without albrego garcia successful lawsuit challenging his illegal deportment al salvador the government never would have brought the charges in the first place, and the ruling called the DOG suit of abuse of prosecuting power. Yep, that's the case. If that doesn't meet the criteria for the slush fund, I don't know what does.

What about James Comey? He should be next after Kilmore or Brayal Garcia. Well, Letitia James can get in line, too. And the ladies, the ladies from Georgia. Yep. I mean, there is a possibility that this is, because if they do, do file and they get rejected, this is good. This can blow up in their, blow up in Todd Blanchie's face in a real hurry. I, I have, I have real ambitions for that man to be, uh, wearing prison,

prison togs before this is all out. And disbarred. Oh, yeah, yeah. It would be on a shadow of doubt. I like calling it Todd Blanche, not because he deserves the French pronunciation, because he'd probably get super mad. That makes me sound gay. Yeah, exactly. And of course, Blanche was Stella's sister in a streetcar named Desire. Stella. Oh, yes.

Okay, this is sleazy. It comes out of Mississippi Stan, of course. It's graduation season all over the country. And down in Mississippi, Stan, they got a, a high school, Dibberville High School. It's named after the, Iberville brothers, colonizers, invaders, France, and who landed on the Gulf Coast. But their salutatorian is someone named Jonas Hole.

Saludatorium is a big deal. That means you've got better grades than anybody else, except maybe the valedictorian. Well, the school officials there photoshopped Jonas Holes, senior photo, to make him look more feminine. Because Jonas Hull's a trans boy. And they deadnamed him, assholes. And it was even in his ROTC uniform, for Christ sakes. They blurred his mustache off of his face and deadenely.

named him. Assholes. Absolute jerks. They said, pride, tradition, excellence, congratulations to our DHS salutatorian dead name. Well,

they're getting they're getting dragged because a local Biloxi Mississippi drag performer named Tara Shea Montgomery put the whole thing on blast.

Yeah, you're right, Victoria. People just don't know how important gender is to psychology. The drag queen, Tara Shay Montgomery, said, several concerned moms of friends of Jonas reached out to me initially about a total of around six students excluded from their senior yearbook due to gender-specific dress code policies. Then the Jonas post from DHS dropped Dibberville High School. And one of the same moms shared it with me, and my stomach dropped in anger, disgust, and sadness for him.

And again, Baleuxi, you know, Mississippi Gulf Coast, Biloxi, what have you? And people are genuinely angry at the assholes at the high school and the school board. It's encouraging. What the hell is it with school boards this week? I mean, we had the Watertown shit and this now. Yeah, and I hope the concert this weekend goes over just fabulously. Oh, yeah. as people, nothing better to do.

And now apparently nitwit Nero is attacking a Republican gubernatorial candidate in New Mexico using a pettifogger to serve a cease and desist order on somebody from his own stinking party. He's mad about the unauthorizing deceptive use by President Trump's image and likeness by New Mexico gubernatorial candidate Duke Rodriguez. is oh he hasn't kissed the ring because he was trying to ride on marcus horrelius's

coat tails by putting his putting marcus horrelius's photo on his campaign posters jesus well here's hoping new mexico stays sane i have precious family members there that i would like to have remain safe been a hell of a week we'll see if we attack cubita tomorrow Anybody given odds on that? I wonder what, as much as I despise them, I wonder what the prediction markets are saying about that possibility. Oh my God, I just found the Federman story, Tristan. Jesus, that's humiliating.

He's not okay. I mean, even his, like, one of his chiefs of staff, he's had three of them, by the way, which gives you an idea of how he treats his staff. But one of his chiefs of staff actually. wrote to his doctor and was like, yeah, John's not doing well. I'm really worried about him. I love this, though. He sent an email to staffers or a group text. He saw a headline about the average working family who cough up around $44,000 a year on health care. And Fetterman writes in the text exchange, how should it cost? Free? I don't understand what affordability it is.

how should it cost I mean there's a part of me that feels genuinely sorry Tristan yeah me too that stroke hammered him and somebody wants his internal communications

to get some badly needed publicity after the first trosh of Epstein files were released, he texted his staffer. Epstein was a nothing burger. Worst picks I've seen were from Clinton. Loll? Law?

Law? I know. That's like the worst part of it. I mean, he's, former staffers said, current former staffers said they are incredulous and exhausted. His own staffers are calling him, the senator from Tel Aviv?

Uh-huh. Because of that David Sapier guy. He there really in cahoots with each other. And he's loaded. Here's the thing, though. You know, he's not up for re-election, right? Not until 2028. Right, but we're dealing with 2026, Tristan.

And he's got some curious as hell poll numbers. only 22% of Democrats in Pennsylvania approve of the job he's doing. 73% of Republicans approve. Let that rattle around for a minute. I think he's settling for a switch. I think he's a Trojan horse. I think if it comes up 51 to, if the election winds up 51 to 50 or 50-50, he'll switch. in order to keep the Senate in

Republican hands or he doesn't even have to switch he could go independent and say I'm going to caucus with the Republicans. Yeah like Kirsten Cinema did like Joe Manchin did that's why we're calling that's why we call him Kirsten Mansion. Yeah, yeah.

Geez. Yeah, he's something else. I mean, I really do hope he gets help Like, he clearly needs it. But I don't know if he can get back what he lost. Because that's not the guy who held maggot feet and maggot feet to the fire as lieutenant governor of Pennsylvania when he was running the Senate. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

He's a different person. And I don't think any of us will really know how much of it is a stroke and how much of it is actually a grift that's been influenced by these, you know, Israeli foot. folks that he's talking to. I don't think there's any real way to know, is there? No, no. This one just came across my feed, and I need to check in with Billable Rick on this. Rick, are you okay, buddy? This is 40,000 residents of Orange County, California are under an evacuate order this afternoon?

because people at an aerospace manufacturing facility lost control of a valve on a tank, a tank full of a toxic chemical, GKN aerospace in Garden Grove, methyl, metacrylate, it's flammable, it's really reactive, used in resins and plastics. The commander of the Orange County Fire Authority, a guy named Craig Kobe, said if it fails or blows up, bad things are going to happen. Jesus. My God. It could trigger an explosion in its current reactive state. It's also known as a potential cause of lung and skin irritation. And they contribute to colon and rest.

Pectal cancers. And it's got about six to seven thousand gallons in it this tank does. Right now they're cooling it with a sprinkler system and a fire hose with nobody holding it. And an expert named Dr. Regina Chincio-Quong said, this is a unique situation. We don't have information of a similar situation where this happened, right? So we're going into unique times and we have limited information. God, this sounds like 12 years ago in Charleston. West Virginia. What the hell is methyl cyanohexane methanol? Well, it's poison. That's what it is. We never spilled 30, 40,000 gallons of it in a river above a public water supply before.

What are you going to happen? I don't know. There's no literature on it. That's some scary shit. You got any inside information, fillable, assuming you're listening still? Yeah. Thank you, Frank. Thank you so much. We are now down to 5890, 5890 on the paper towel deficit, not nearly as good as a brown paper bag, but 5890. Thank you, Frank. Thank you so very much indeed. Billable says, I'm fine. That evacuation is in Garden Grove, 16 miles away from my workplace in Yorba Linda, and 28 miles away from my apartment in Laguna Beach. Okay, thank you for letting us know. I was worried, dear.

I see Orange County, and I think of you, Billable. And good God, Tamara says, Explosion, they're saying, if not when, right by a major freeway on a holiday weekend. Good Lord. It's disgusting how these people use are. Well, you know what you got to do? You got to bear in mind, Tristan, that you got,

go-dang it, these job-killing regulations are just a killing the economy. If we didn't have so many of these gall-d-d-dang job-killing regulations, we could have these things blowing up from Dan to Bear Shiba. Yeah, then out the population of all the people that we don't like, and then everything's good. Huh. It's unfettered capitalism for you. Direct result.

Wait a minute. Unfetterment capitalism? Sorry. Sorry. I said unfettered, but that works too. I'm ashamed. That works. And Kevin just sent something along.

Do not believe the administration or Hegseth. We've lost many planes and bases in the illegal Iranian war. We've had big losses across all three categories, aircraft, bases, and personnel. At least 39 aircraft destroyed, 42-plus damaged or destroyed total. Four F-15E strike eagles. Three of those were shot down by friendly fire over Kuwait. We've lost one A-10 whart hog or Thunderbolt 2. 12 destroyed Reaper drones

1AWAC 4 KC-135 strato tankers and F-35A lightning put the plane out of surface the service they managed to land it but not much else F-35A that's a stealth fighter isn't it

lost a helicopter, a Chinook, destroyed on the ground by a drone strike. Multiple damaged UH60 Blackhawks. Two destroyed MC130J Commando twos. They got stuck at a makeshift landing site. And an MH6 little bird, four of those destroyed by this at the same Iranian landing site to prevent capture. Good Lord.

Hangers gone, barracks gone, fuel depot's gone, radar communications and air defense systems, aircraft on the ground. You know, if one was not careful, one might be tempted to think that we're getting our asses handed to us. Most lethal military in the whole gosh darn, darn, gal dang world. Attacks on Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia, Ali al-Salem Air Base in Kuwait, Camp Burying in Kuwait, Camp Arifijan, Port Shuaiba in Kuwait. Six soldiers killed there. Fifteen soldiers wounded at Prince Sultan Air Base.

Cutters Al Udeid Air Base. The naval base in Bahrain, home of the fifth fleet. Al-Sadir and Al-Ruais in the UAE got hammered and Victory Base in Baghdad Iraq. U.H. 60 Black Hawk and radar damaged by Iranian-backed militia drone strikes. The New York Times reporting that the 13 military bases are all but uninhabitable. They had to stick personnel in hotels and office spaces. Fire aboard the Gerald R. Ford. Gerald R. Ford.

I don't love that bit. Saturday Night Live, Dana Carvey. Total of 39 plus aircraft down. Damage to 228 plus structures and installations. 15 plus killed 400 plus wounded and we're not talking about it and I'm going to ask one more time thank you for that Kevin where's the guy we rescued I mean it if I missed it somebody tell me y'all are as much news hawks as I am where's his medal ceremony I mean at least the Air Force cross I mean I'm sure he was injured at least a purple heart where is his sarah where is he i mean a senate could be forgiven for thinking that maybe uh well you know i hate to haul out my hall out my uh alex jones impression but false flag false flag

no wonder nitwit nero wants a uh a way out an off ramp but i don't think i don't think irons gonna let him do you wait what the hell um Jamie Raskin just revealed that nitwit Nero owes taxes. Oh, that's beautiful. Nitwit Nero owes federal taxes on his $1,776 million slush fund with himself. Well, you know what took Al Capone down eventually, right? Yeah.

it wasn't murder it was the uh predecessor to the irs or maybe it was the irs and and what's this the uh there's a a bit of a war going on in the white house and linda mcmann the woman who uh is up to were eyeballs in sexual harassment litigation for her behavior during her time at the helm of the WWE. The New York Times said that Linda McMahon is opposing White House budget cuts, particularly for lawyers enforcing civil rights in school. But Linda McMahon went into Congress and said, I want money for more lawyers. That's still not a good thing. Well, I'd forgotten about Linda McMahon. Maybe she'll wind up being the next

gone girl. Oh, back to the tank in Orange County Tamara with an update. I actually typed it wrong the first time. Not good. This is close to Disneyland. They're not in the evacuation zone, but this is serious. There are two outcomes. Neither good.

Good heavens. Craig Covey who I referred to earlier said this is not precautionary talking of the evacuation. This thing going to fail and we don't know when. In other words, it's not if, it's when. That's what Tamara meant when she said she

mistyped. Oh, I'm sorry, I was wrong. 34,000 gallon storage tank of methyl methamithacrylate. It overheated and started venting vapors into the air. Oh, the photo is oh dear. Remember

the little town of West, Texas? Back 10, 12 years ago, when the The ammonium nitrate fertilizer plant went up. Yeah, we didn't have any idea why that thing blew up. I mean, it's not like we had any regulations on it. This here's Texas.

They lifted the evacuation orders, and then they reimposed them. That's a pretty big area. There are literally two options left remaining, Covey said. One, the tank fails and spills a total of about 6,000 to 7,000 gallons of very bad chemicals into the parking lot in that area. Or two, the tank goes into a thermal running. away and blows up. Meanwhile, it's worth at least noting that, you know, between the dodgy boys and maggot, you know, maggot America in general, we've got it to EPA. And if this thing

blows and affects the rest of the plant, well, again, they make acrylic plastics for the aerospace industry. I wonder if there's any acrylic plastics in, say, I don't, all no um drones yeah you think maybe oh but i'm sure we've got lots of other places that have that sure yeah i'm not a i'm not a chemist and i don't play one on the radio i'm going back to fetterman yeah his chief of staff has quit thank you ralps well it's been a uh pretty quiet front porch closing out uh this week Going back to Al Capone, Billable says he was brought down by Elliot Ness, who worked as a special agent of the U.S. Treasury Department's Prohibition Bureau.

Fast with enforcing prohibition and targeting organized crime in Chicago, Ness led a hand-picked team of agents known as the Untouchables, famous for their incorruptibility in fighting Capone's bootlegging empire. But ultimately, he went down over his taxes. I wonder, is Mazzars still nitwit Niro's personal? accountants you think they'll try to cook up a dodge for this one too once they figure it out oh and a little news before we wrap things up this evening just a few miles away from here over across west virginia's river in the buckeye state of course they do all their legislate in there in that city that's

named after a kidnapping rapist, I mean Columbus. Yeah, the maggots in Ohio have decided that child brides are cool with them. The Columbus dispatch reporting, Republican senators quietly halted a bill to end child marriage in Ohio, leaving a legal loophole that advocates say endangers minors. Really? they want creepy old man, creepy old maggot Republican man, to be able to marry little girls? Yeah, yeah, that, well, that fits.

Some Republican state senators blocked a bill that would have closed a loophole that allows teens to marry at age 17, which means that Ohio might remain among states that permit child marriage. state senator bill de mora of columbus a democrat said all i know is some people in the republican caucus think it's okay to have child marriage and all the bill does is raise the legal marriage age to 18 and older for everyone they were going to vote on it last week but uh maggot senators pulled it off the agenda and when it came back to this week the bill was gone only after the maggot senators had had a private meeting. So let's see.

They want to make sure that trans adolescents suffer, but they want adolescent cis girls to be married off to uncle daddy before they can even vote. And, well, the president of the Senate is running for lieutenant governor alongside Wee Wake Ramalama Dingong. he said oh we still got time left in this legislative session sometimes we need further expiration of an issue maybe there's maybe there's a reason why we need to marry off a little girls to filthy old pervert republicans i mean i got a call from les wexner the other day said i don't think this is a good bill i'm kidding i added the less waxner part on the other hand Frady Rice founded Unchained at Last. They're a nationwide organization, and they want to end child marriage.

And she said, I don't know who's holding it up. It didn't have any opposition. It would end something that harms kids. She said, it's shameful. It's a slap in the face to girls in Ohio. The Dayton Daily News back in 2019 found that 4,400. 343 girls age 17 or younger were married in Ohio between 2000 and 2015, including, wait for it, 59 who were 15 or younger.

Three girls aged 14 were married. In one, in one case, the 14-year-old was pregnant when she married a dirty old, 48-year-old man. And I'm proud to live in America. Hush up, Roxanne. I guess that's the program. Like I said, the back porch will continue after we go off the air. We're down to $5890 for the fundraising deficit. Anybody listening over the weekend, if you can help, please help.

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Let's see what's on the, let's see what's on the feed in the morning. I swear if something really, really God-awful happens, I will. I'll fire things up and get on air, look at aty-split and see if anybody wants to talk about it. I'd rather that didn't happen, not because you get my meaning. Yeah. And, of course, if Senator Hefferman comes toward you, blathering about, blathering is how, Well, I mean, what if I identify a dog and want to have sex with a dog?

I know, wrong. What if I identify as a dog and want to have sex with a dog? Pepperidge Farm remembers. I just sent Jeremy right up a wall. I meant to. Well, avoid Senator Hefferman like the plague because he is. God, I hope that tank doesn't, well, I don't know. I hope there's a better.

alternative than alternatives one and two there in orange county uh camera billable please keep me posted and always always jena and wayne it's all for you have a great weekend everybody the best you possibly can think of those who laid down their lives and service and sacrifice to this country if you have a barbecue think of them and think of how much they'd enjoy it Later.