Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 23 July 2026, Thorny Thursday
Episode Date: July 24, 2026When MAGAT groups get the data, but not the conclusion. Nitwit Nero fumbles in Mayretta, Georgia and everyone saw his even-more-rotten hand. MAGAT Congresscreeps run from questions about one of Cankle...s Caligula's endorsed candidates. A disgusting new trend emerges at Dollar tree. Todd Blanche's bootlick gets a drubbing in Federal Court.
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Hi, Ralphs.
And going by, you know, some good conversation that takes you.
place. Hi, I'm Roxanne. It is nominally Thorn in the side Thursday, and, well, at least it's not raining,
and folks in West Virginia aren't being inundated some more. I don't know if you've seen the video
from places like, oh, Weston and Buckhannon, but they're underwater, and I'll be candid
I don't appreciate it when people say, well, that's what they voted for.
I've never known anyone to vote for a flood or for their neighbors to be flooded out.
Yes, this is a blood-red maggot state, but as much as it is a maggot state, it's also a state where people, much like the rest of the country, just don't bother to vote because they have been convinced over the years by some soft,
voter suppression, but there's not a dime's worth of difference between the Republicans and the
Democrats when there very obviously are plenty of differences. But that's neither here nor there.
I just wanted to, but by the way, I guess up near St. Mary's and Sistersville, I saw a photograph
earlier today. Oh, there was a tornado a couple of nights ago while the power was blinking and
carrying on. So that does kind of explain why Mon Power was having a hard time keeping the
chihuahua from running under the bed like a terrified chihuahua trying to pass a peach pet.
Yeah. But it's a different time now. And one wonders if there will be any FEMA. Probably not.
The states need to start shouldering that burden because I've got to give money to my billionaire buddies.
Maybe it'll help turn things around.
Or maybe stories like I mentioned yesterday of Elliot Pritt, the pedophile, teaching in a high school in Fayette County, West Virginia.
Maybe he'll, maybe they'll begin to figure things out from that.
You know, it's interesting.
At one point in time, he was, I mean, he was, he was religious, he was religiously oriented, and there had been tragedy in his life.
One of his, this is not a defense, one of his baby daughters had drowned in a bathtub.
I can't imagine the horror that attends that.
But somewhere in the last year or so, he decided that he needed to get all religious, gee,
wonder why so what did he do well he ran over and joined the Roman Catholic Church he sure did and took
his daughter out of the public schools and put her in the little in the little Catholic school there
in O'Kill while at the same time braying about what a supporter of public education he is and
of course he taught in the public schools and that was what provided
the family's income.
Yeah.
Micah says,
well, actions equal consequences,
and inaction is itself inaction,
but I hear you sucks good people who are informed
and are active, get pulled down with the rest.
At least you're in a red state,
so chances are good they'll at least consider FEMA.
If it happened up here,
he'd gleefully tell us to get fucked.
Oh, he's told us to get fucked down here, too.
make no mistake we've been left hung out to dry on other disasters it's yeah but at any rate every program here
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Yeah.
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And let's see.
Some early comments rolling in from Kay.
earlier today
federal agents at the polls
I hope most people aren't so naive
that they believe the Department of Injustice
is only going to send troops to the three Arizona counties
or that they're only going to be at the polls
to monitor elections
they're doing everything they can
to make sure we can't vote them out
and have to use other means
where they have more means than do we
okay I understand
I mean this is this is
The voter suppression is an old and dirty tactic, particularly engaged in by people of the white supremacist variety.
It's an old, old trick in which, for instance, I mean, this is just in the last 20 years or so,
Republican organizations will mail out what, warnings.
if you have a warrant out for your arrest, you will be arrested when you come to the polls.
And it's surprisingly effective.
And I have no doubt that that's part and parcel of all of this.
Yeah, no FEMA money, says Lee in New York.
Instead, we have to keep that smoke from Canada from coming across the border.
Mm-hmm.
Lee adding, I didn't vote for a flood, but I did work with one.
That was her surname.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
But I wanted to start the program, and it's going to be, and I think we've got some interesting subject matter this evening.
I wanted to start the program.
You know, I get a lot of rights.
right-wing talking points, right-wing emails from various sundry well-funded right-wing sewers,
maggot sewers.
And every now and then I get one, and he probably won't hear about this anywhere else.
I just happened to take a moment to read this because it had a subject line that sort of, well, interests.
me. Double the grid?
Electricity generation only increased 2.8% in 2025, as prices rose 4.6%.
Hmm. Yeah.
And it comes from this this digital rag called the Capital Guardian, which is a, a
project of Americans for limited government.
Mm-hmm.
So I'm just going to share what they have to say,
and let's see if it strikes you the same way that it struck me.
Double the grid, electricity generation only increased by 2.8% in 2025
as prices rose 4.6% of its skyrocketing demand.
I wonder sometimes if they write these things thinking
thinking they're going to get the attention of someone who's silly enough to believe their
ultimate premise.
Electricity output increased by 2.8% in 2025 from 4,308 million kilowatt hours to 4.4, oh,
not 4.308 million kilowatt hours to 4.4.4.0.4.4.0.4.4.0.4.4.0.0.4.4.0.4.0.4.4.2.2 million
kilowatt hours to 4.429 million kilowatt hours. It's very small print.
According to the latest data compiled by the U.S. Energy Information Administration, the EIA,
don't trust them. Everything in this government is corrupted and in one or another states of
collapse. But the news comes amid President Donald Trump's 2024 campaign promise to
double U.S. electricity generation and bring prices down as demand skyrockets in the age of
artificial intelligence and data centers as well as with renewed high-tech manufacturing in the
U.S. at a Potterville, Michigan rally in August 2024. Potterville. I seem to recall a town of that name in the
a dystopian portion of, um, it's a wonderful life. Yeah. But, uh, Trump said,
for us to compete successfully with China and others on AI, we're going to need twice the
electricity that we currently produce. But at current rates, a 2.8% increase. It would,
it would take more than 20 years for electricity generation to double in the U.S.
nowhere close to the president's goal.
I mean, it wasn't really a goal.
It was just some number that he, well, it wasn't even a number.
It was, it was just dementia babble.
All the while, electricity prices jumped 4.6% in 2025.
Although, to be fair, really, that's now down to 4% past 12 months as of June.
Don't worry, the Iran War is going to jack it back up again.
The biggest sector gains in electricity generation were coal.
Ha, that means they're blowing up more mountains down in the sacrifice zone.
From 652,156 kilowatt hours in 2024 to 737,151 kilowatt hours in 2025.
In 2025, no mention there, the asthma or the particulate matter or any of the other things that come
with it. All that even with the 2009 EPA carbon endangerment finding being eliminated under President
Trump. Yeah, we've made it dirtier. We've made it more poison. And still, we can't, nitwit,
Nero can't ramp up production to double what we have. Do you remember that wacky-ass clip from a couple
of weeks ago where he was talking about, I'm going to make the, I almost made the AI-DIC. I,
They were going to be utilities.
That was my idea.
I told him you've got to build batteries, berry plants.
And then look at the Dells.
The lovely Dell family, Michael and his wife, Susan.
And Susan Dell was sitting there going,
why?
No, please.
Blinking Morse code for S-O-S the whole fucking time.
So, so.
This thing goes on and says to reach the president's goal, then, every category needs to more than double, or else one or the other is going to have to carry the load.
So whatever it takes, get more coal, nuclear, solar, and everything else that has capacity to grow.
As things currently stand towards doubling the grid, as President Trump warned in 2024, we're not going to be even close.
As Kirk would tell Scotty, there's our obligatory Star Trek reference from a, well, from a right way.
rag. As Kirk would tell Scotty, we need more power. But what I found hilarious out of all of this
is the conclusion that they reach, namely, well, gosh, that means we just got to, we got to burn more coal
and, well, I guess we could even have some solar. Did you notice how, though, there was no mention
of wind turbines or wind power in here? Because they know that daddy,
does. I hate the windmills. Oh, they spoiled the view at my Scottish golf course, and then they told me to go pound sand. I hate them.
So you can't mention wind power, even though the wind is as free as the sun is.
Mm-hmm. Yeah. But instead of reaching, actually, this reminds me of a Mottie Python bit.
and I first heard it on the soundtrack to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
It didn't appear in the film.
But it goes something like, the last scene was interesting, and this is the whole, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood and therefore a witch bit.
Proer into the pond!
Turn me into a newt, newt.
but then an interlocutorist steps in and says,
the last scene was interesting from the standpoint of a professional logician
in that it contained a number of syllogistic fallacies
or logical fallacies and syllogistic forms.
All wood burns states, Sir Bermere, therefore all that burns is wood.
This is, of course, pure bullshit
and of a type so often committed by my wife.
for given the prospect that trout live underwater, no, all mackerel are fish and all mackerel live
underwater, no, I'm messing it up, I really am, I used to have a committed memory.
For given the proposition that all mackerel are fish and all fish live underwater, my wife will
conclude not that all mackerel live underwater, but that trout live in trees or even that I do not love her
anymore. This she calls using her intuition. I call it crap, and it gets me very irritated because
it is not logical. Well, the same thing with these libertarians. They go through all of this.
They show that we've had a 4.6% spike in energy prices and only 2.8% growth in energy output.
and they don't conclude the obvious answer, namely that nitwit Niro is a goddamn pathological liar
and an idiot, but instead they conclude that he really meant it.
And so we, I don't know who the we are, but we have to blow up more mountains to get more coal,
to burn it, to create more electricity.
They really are damaged people, these maggots.
Because the obvious answer is that he's a liar.
He's lied all his life.
He's even been proven in court all the way to the Supreme Court of the United States to be a liar.
But they just can't quite reach it.
and Jeremy with a reminder saying Trump can't ever go to the Scottish golf course again.
As a private citizen, Scotland doesn't allow felons to cross their borders.
Oh, we'll have to see how new Prime Minister, what, Burnham feels about that?
In fact, there was a, this is parallel, but similar.
Zoran Mamdani, mayor of New York, recently issued a statement saying that,
unfortunately neither the city of New York nor the state thereof can arrest Psycho Beebe on the warrant that is out for him from
Interpol because they do not have the jurisdiction now I'm sure that the Sparkle Park
propelled Unicorn Cavalry Purity Patrol is screaming he sold us out but he doesn't have the
jurisdiction because the United Nations is, well, diplomatic ground.
And unfortunately, he has protection coming and going.
On the other hand, other situations, not so much.
But at least Mom Donny's office did try to inquire into the question.
Maybe the inquiry in and of itself would be enough to make
Psycho Beebe, think twice.
By the way, given the problems we had yesterday, the fact that you all are responding
to the things that I'm saying here, you suggest to me that the audio is okay, but I'm going
to ask that overtly because I just got a note from Reg transmission on my end just went
poof. I want my head on.com, please.
and if it just went poof, I don't know that I can communicate to Reg, but, well, is anyone else having problems getting the program?
Because everything looks a-okay here, but then again it looked a-okay yesterday, and we know what that sounded like at the beginning of the program.
Oh, crying emoji and praying hands emoji, Reg.
So if somebody can just shoot me a note saying, you know, you sound fine.
And there's Ms. Micah.
No issues.
Five by five.
Okay, good deal.
Let me just send Reg a quick message because we are.
Thank you, Ralph.
The audio is okay.
Jeremy says, you're good.
No burps.
Lee says sounds clear.
Thank you.
Thank you, one and all.
And a note coming in for.
from Kim in New York.
Thank goodness for federal judges.
And by the way, that was the password.
That first story was the password.
Because the Americans for limited government can't see the forest for the trees.
Yeah.
But from Kim, thank goodness for federal judges.
It's really true.
If our democracy survives, it will be due to those federal judges who take the law
and constitution seriously.
And this is so much losing.
The Justice Department said on Thursday that it would withdraw the subpoenas that sought phone records and grand jury testimony from New York Times journalists who had reported on the security capabilities of President Trump's new cuttery grift jet.
The government is prepared to unilaterally withdraw the subpoenas at this time.
Sean Buckley, one of the highest ranking officials in the U.S. Attorney's Office in Manhattan.
That means he is a par, he is a pettifogger par excellence, I guess.
The government's move came after Judge Aran Subramianian, Subramanian,
grilled Justice Department lawyers for nearly an hour over their handling of the subpoenas,
which the Times had sought to quash.
The newspaper called the subpoenas an effort to intimidate its
reporters, Judge Subramanian said the Justice Department was not prevented from subpoenaing the Times
reporters again if the government followed the appropriate procedures.
Ah dear. And what appropriate procedures would those be? Yeah. But you're right. It's about the last
the judiciary is a portion of the judiciary kim is about the last functioning aspect of our
constitutional government in collapse and i don't say that as a joke oh no not at all uh dear heavens
flavio with a story for us what goes up must come down department as if data centers on earth
weren't bad enough. Space data centers, this is from the Guardian, space data centers proposed by
Leon Scum and Dick Rocket Bezos, catastrophic for planet experts warn.
Leon Scum goes from swearing he's going to produce within the year, no less, within the year,
a historically accurate odyssey, which is not.
historical.
And now he wants to build
AI data centers in space.
Can someone please
do an intervention
on him?
Because I think, I mean,
just based on his
public pronouncements,
ah,
dudes deep into the ketamine
or something.
Space data centers
proposed by space,
SpaceX, Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin, and others would release staggering levels of pollution that would probably alter the Earth's atmosphere and be catastrophic for the planet.
Space industry experts and environmental groups warn in a new petition demanding a review of their impacts.
Tech companies have collectively proposed millions of millions, millions. I mean, it's a decent-sized little planet. I mean, we're not.
like a Ford Pinto or a Volkswagen Beetle, but, you know, we're also not a ginormous
Chevy suburban like, well, Venus or not Venus, but Saturn or Jupiter. No, we're a mid-size.
Yeah. But tech companies have collectively proposed millions of orbital data centers and are
pressing forward with plans which require federal communications commission approval.
Well, that'll be forthcoming in a Brandon Carr, that miserable little belly crawling,
lick, spittle, boot-sucking toady.
Among other issues, pollution from satellites and rockets burning up upon re-entry appears to be accumulating in the stratosphere.
At alarming levels, the spacecraft released black soot, rare metals, aluminum oxides, and other pollutants,
with unknown effects.
We'll eventually get around to figuring out what those effects are, and here's the fun part.
They're not going to be benign.
The data center companies describe their plans in grandiose civilization-changing terms.
The petition states, but these same proponents have refused to embrace any inquiry into the impacts of their self-claimed epochal technology on the environment, science, economy, or other values.
petition was filed by the public employees for environmental responsibility and
non-profit represented by good old earth justice the earth needs a good lawyer
I love my friends at earth justice and the dark sky international nonprofit
which works to protect the sky from light pollution wow that's a hell of a jump
the number of active satellites in orbit has grown exponentially from about
1400 in 2015 to about 15,000 currently as many as 100,000 are expected to be in orbit within the decade not including the data center networks as of now the bulk of the satellites pollution is thought to come from starlink of course and Amazon's mega constellations that provide broadband internet made up of about 10,000 satellites and then of course then there's the question of what happens
if some launch vehicle leaving this lovely little planet happens to bump into one.
Yeah, oopsie.
And one group that's asked for a permit is the, I'm not kidding, and neither is Favio.
Cowboy Space Corporation.
Yee ha!
Somehow I have that metal image of Slim Pickens whipping the nuclear bomb with his hat
the way to ground zero.
Founded by the billionaire CEO of Robin Hood,
who aspires to build an American power grid in space,
it wants to establish a 20,000 satellite system
with its first launch in 2028.
The petition states that cowboy space
is only referenced to environmental mitigation
in its FCC application is a promise
that the constellation will be designed
and operated to minimize potential impact
on the astronomy community.
on the astronomy community has multiple meanings, if you stop to think about it for a second.
And SpaceX, for its part, has said that its space data centers will ensure humanity's multi-planetary
future amongst the stores will develop industry-leading brightness mitigations.
Yeah, no.
and I guess there's always an Arkeleian battle cruiser, you know,
no.
Lee noting AI data centers, they'd have to be gasp solar-powered.
Data centers get hot and need cooling, but you have limited cooling in space, obviously.
Money solves everything, signed Lee, a tech human in New York City.
Oh, we're going to do ourselves in, aren't we?
I mean, we're not going to do ourselves in.
We're going to be done in.
by dweeby billionaires who think that they can just live in a bubble and it'll all be cool and then it'll be logan's run and capricorn twenty two thirty one carous carousel awaits
no leon scum no jeff bezos go to carousel now go on yes carousel awaits get with it stand not upon the order if you're going go once jesus they can't see for the forest or the trees lee says but can they see the ants i'm sure they keep
or elves can.
Yeah.
What else?
I mean, I'd say we're off to a roaring start.
This, and I got a couple of stories that are somewhat disgustingly salacious.
This particular story came out a couple of days ago.
Wait, what?
As a guy who once had a cup of coffee in law school, do you think, if possible,
that there might be an additional reason why the DOJ is dropping the aforementioned case
against the times, the discovery process that might potentially reveal evidence of a bribe in the form of an airplane.
You know, Kim, you can never overlook, you should never overlook the possibility of discovery.
But I also understand that there was a bit of an upbraiding from the federal court.
and also the idea that they can, you know, they voluntarily quash their own subpoenas,
but they can bring it back if they follow proper procedure.
I'd love to know what the improper procedure in which they engaged was.
And from Daryl in Houston, Logan's Run.
A Logan's Run reference, mega props.
Well, you know what, I'll call that a Rommelama Rimshot.
Thank you, Daryl.
I've absorbed a lot of science fiction over the years.
Peter Eustinov was wonderful.
Of course, I also loved the robot in the ice cavern.
Bounty from the sea.
Yeah.
Jeremy says most satellites are much higher than space launch windows
from 100 many times, many hundreds of miles up,
hitting one as possible, but very unlikely.
That likelihood increases.
when we get to the 100,000 satellites in space problem, though, it's a non-zero possibility.
But, yeah, like I said, this story is from a couple of days ago. Hunter Biden, I don't think he's running for anything, but damned if he's not making a lot of noise.
And it's good noise. And among other things, he recently.
declared that
there, as we have pointed out
numerous times on this here program,
there are a number of
closeted
maggot members of Congress
and, you know, the general
maggot universe.
Oh, yeah, okay, another good one. This from George
and Coorscold. A new life
awaits you in the off-world colonies,
a chance to begin again.
in a golden land of opportunity and adventure.
I know where that's from.
Shall we make a game?
Shall we play a game?
Who else knows where that line comes from?
Just let me know via email.
But back to Hunter Biden.
He went on the I've Had It podcast with Jennifer Welch
and Angie Pumps Sullivan
I kind of wondered how these
how these two ladies got into the business
I didn't realize that they were
that they had had a previous TV show
but yeah that's that's how
this interview happened in the wake
of the passing of Lady G
No, both of the women were previously on a Bravo reality show called Home Sweet Oklahoma
and have made a name for themselves in progressive circles.
And so in this conversation with Hunter Biden, well, Hunter offered up this assessment.
everybody knows there is like this closeted gay mafia largely republican that exist in
Washington DC and everybody knows every single one of them who's gay and so it's in
and what I believe the only reason that that is relevant is because I believe that
internal conflict creates so much vitriol inside a person that they take it out on the rest of the
world. And they do. And so what they do is their whole lives, they've been closeted. And so you
have this like black ball inside yourself, this like blackened heart by the fact that you can't
be who you want to be. And so you take it out on everybody else. And these men, largely men, have done
exactly that. And there are, everybody knows who they are. Everybody. Yeah. Yeah. Lindsay Graham.
Yeah, of course. Yeah. So have you seen, speaking of that, I think it's, I say that Trump is now in his
deathbed confession. But by the way, like for Lindsey Graham, like, everybody knows that Lindsay Graham was gay.
Right. And I don't, like, I don't have a, I really had, and I like Lindsey Graham when I was a kid,
But everybody knew that he was gay.
Right.
And, but, you know, but we still kind of like talk about it on, like, CNN, like, you know, like, well, and again, the only reason is relevant is because of the fact that they seem to do everything that they possibly can to take out their inability to know and live their true life on everybody else.
And he's right.
But, of course, he can't name names because he would be.
immediately sued for defamation.
But then, of course, there's always, you know, Discovery.
But that conversation went on for quite some time.
And if you want to look for it, it was published this past Saturday, the 18th of July.
And the ladies asked him, which of three laptops?
in Washington, D.C., he'd like to get a behind-the-scenes look at because, of course, he was
tormented over a laptop.
Marginal trailer queen went so far as to, well, porn shame Hunter Biden in Congress.
And they also touched on the man that they call Little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson.
you know, because he and his son monitor each other's porn consumption.
Yeah.
It was back in 2023, of course, when Mullah Moses, Mike Johnson, the Speaker of the House,
and ordained Southern Baptist minister, which right there is a red flag,
said that he and his teenage son monitor each other's porn intake
using something called Covenant Eyes that shared the porn report,
with the accountability partner.
I guess that's what we're calling it these days,
an accountability partner,
not a gooning partner.
More on that term in a moment,
but Hunter Biden coined a term.
The closetocracy, angry,
hateful, closeted gay men
who have their hands
wrapped around the throat of the American people.
What we really need is a mass outing of these guys.
And then they're the ones who are already out, as Flavio points out.
You mean like, oh, Peter Thiel, Larry Ellison, Tim Apple, or I mean Cook?
Well, Teal and Tim Apple are out.
in the case of Peter Thiel, man made of wax, God, he is a creepy creature to behold,
he was out-ed by Gawker, and that sent him on a jihad to try to destroy, and he ultimately succeeded Gawker
by funding a lawsuit by Hulk Hogan against Bubba the Love Sponge over a porn tape in which
Hulk Hogan had consented as long as he got to watch.
Bubba the Love Sponge banging Hulk Hogan's wife.
I think I'm getting this right.
Like a cheap gong from Pier 1 imports.
Yeah.
Yeah, and Lee pointing out he was 100 by.
was also interviewed by Don Lemon.
Hunter Biden is probably one of the hottest interviews in this country today
because he doesn't hold back and he probably trolls maggots
with a level of mastery never before seen.
No, no, Steve, that's not that movie.
A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies, but, well,
Darrell and Houston got it.
Best all-around sci-fi movie, in my opinion.
No cheating, no running to the Google.
If you know, you know, I-Y-K-Y-K-Y-K, as the hip kids say.
Right.
There was a, and I've said in the past,
I don't run clips from the Daily Show very often,
but once in a while one gets, well, I see one that,
merits the effort and this is one such there's kind of a back story to this and that is i mentioned that i've
been watching uh the diplomat on netflix and at one point in time the character played by
Kate Hudson, the Americans.
I think I'm getting the name right.
She has a body double provided by the Secret Service.
I'd never heard of such a thing,
but it appears to be based in reality.
And it's a bit of a bit in the diplomat
because she doesn't look like the character
and the character at look, and says,
you know, I actually do brush my hair.
Well, lo and behold, I don't know if this is a case of life-imitating art or art-imitating life,
but John Stewart noticed something similar in a recent broadcast.
Congrats to World Cup Championship.
Spain, Spain, Spain, Spain,
and they celebrated receiving the World Cup trophy with a trophy hoist,
which is traditionally, it's a moment that is shared.
really only by the players.
A special moment that is only for the players.
It is really...
What the f***ers!
God!
Must everything be tainted
by the overinflated ego
of Cancels Muldoon?
Why?
Why?
I will admit this.
Afterwards, Trump had some really insightful
post-game analysis.
I thought it was incredible.
It was four times greater
than any FIFA ever held.
What's a FIFA?
How do you hope?
a FIFA? How could our FIFA
be four times greater than
any other FIFA?
And it's probably about five times, actually.
They're telling me today.
Is that what they told you?
You know, they're telling you that
because everyone around
you lies to you.
Can we go back a second though? And I don't mean to
this. What's up with the guy
behind Trump? Can we see that again? Can you bring that out?
What the fuck is this guy?
Who the fuck is this? Is this? What?
Who in the world is it, oh my God, is that a backup Trump?
Yes, in point of fact, it is apparently a backup Trump.
It is the Trump body double.
He looks vaguely like Trump, and his job is to wander around at a considerable distance from nitwit Nero in case anybody decides to take a pot shot,
as if someone using, say, a rifle with a four and a half by 14 loypled scope.
wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
I guess the Secret Service thinks all potential snipers are out there licking their thumb
and licking the end of the iron sight at the end of a fucking musket,
you know, like that scene from Sergeant York and yelling go-la-l-l-da-l-l-l-but.
But, yeah, there's a...
And frankly, the body double Trump is in better shape than real Trump.
Trump or is that Trump?
Wait, is the one we've been dealing with?
Back up Trump?
Congratulations.
Then it's funny.
Sure, it's funny.
But it leads to questions.
Which one of them almost got shot in Butler, Pennsylvania?
Does that explain why the real nitwit Nero never had it?
Or, which one got up off the ground and put his fist?
in the air and they, they, they. I mean, I hate getting into that neighborhood, that Alex
Jones neighborhood and this timeline is shitty enough as it is. But damn, I don't recall ever
having seen before the Trump stuff.
Dunn double. I guess it makes sense. Oh, and the things you learn, well, that's true too. Lee in New York says,
Body double. Did you see Laura Benotti do melanoma on Colbert's show? Yeah, I think I did, I do recall seeing her.
That's scary. Jesus. Carrie Russell, not Kate Hudson. Carrie Russell. Thank you, George, of course,
I knew I was getting it wrong.
Carrie Russell.
George said, I love the Americans.
Me too.
And the diplomat is really, really good as well.
Lee asking, if POTUS has a body double that does the speeches, it's a bargain basement one.
Hell, I don't know, it may be his very own cyborg courtesy of Leon Scum or some such.
I told you it was going to be a curious bit of a Thursday.
And then this, the madness just continues day in and day out.
And speaking in Pennsylvania, did you catch this one?
I do because I do.
This was Wednesday last in which he decided nitwit Nero.
You know, see, anything that was signed by.
Joe Biden, you know, we talk about here about doing a domnatio
memorial eye on Trump once he's gone, and I think it's the best thing that could ever happen to this country.
But nitwit Nero is trying to, his damnedest, to do a domnautio memoriae on Biden.
And so, like I said, any law is that Biden signed is a,
it's a bad law, it's a disaster, it's terrible.
including the Chips Act, which was passed with bipartisan support in the Congress to invest 52 billion U.S. taxpayer dollars in bringing computer chip manufacturing back to the United States and improving it.
Well, it's not, I mean, it's no surprise that nitwit Nero has decided it's terrible.
But what he said to indicate how terrible it is is so frontotemporal dementia ridden as to be comical, were it not for who was saying it?
We had this ridiculous chipsack had as if he's overturned it.
He can't.
where you give billions of dollars to a company.
And of course, this happened in Carlisle, Pennsylvania,
home of the Army War College,
and the Pennsylvania Defense and Innovation Summit was held there.
And of course, the standards were so high
if you weren't transgender,
as an example, you didn't qualify.
So they'd get the money, they'd hire,
They'd look all over for transgender people to run the company large portions.
They couldn't find them.
They were into the chip-making business, I guess, right?
They had other things on their mind.
You know, there are a lot of nerd girls and nerd boys and nerd NBs,
computer nerd girls and computer nerd boys and computer nerd NBs
and engineering nerd boys and engineering nerd girls and engineering nerds.
and engineering nerd NBs out there.
And I would have thought that there would have been an absolute stampede
to get in on the ground floor and get some of those sweet 52 billions of dollars.
Of course, it's entirely the shriekings of the spirochetes that remain alive in the thin gray
settlements that slosh around between nitwit Nero's ears and pass for brains.
Doris Matsui
had a big hand in creating the Chips Act
She's a representative, a member of the House from California
And she told the Guardian
As one of the architects of the Chips Act
Let me be clear Donald Trump is lying
Kill Supri
He's deliberately spewing disinformation to incite hatred
And divide Americans while attacking one of the most important investments
we've made an American manufacturing, economic growth, and national security.
The Guardian for its part said it was wildly false, entirely untrue, and set off a scramble to
figure out exactly what he was talking about. Well, the scramble wasn't worth it.
The juice wasn't worth the squeeze, because it's just the ramblings of an old, dying madman.
Now, maybe there's a little, okay, maybe there was a little bit of juice in the squeeze of the mad rush to figure out what was going on because the law created an office inside the Department of Energy called, and look, this goes back to him being so stupid that he thinks asylum means crazy people, him being so stupid.
him being so stupid that he hears the word cisgender and thinks six genders i mean god damn latin has three
masculine feminine and neuter um but never mind there was an office created inside the department
of energy called the office i can hardly state it jesus christ uh oh yeah
There was an office called
The Office of Technology Transitions.
They changed the name.
Nitwitt Niro when he took office,
changed the name to
The Office of Technology Commercialization.
Those are two wildly different things,
but anything with transition in it,
he thinks his transgender.
He can't stop.
Honestly, honestly.
And I'm sorry,
I'm probably taking a run at dinner
in the central daylight time zone because we're into the second hour of the program now.
I'd be willing to be, I think this guy's sexuality is as fluid as mercury rolling around on a plate.
You think you've squeezed it and it just blub and it slides away.
Now that his frontal cortex is largely gone, the filters are gone.
And so that explains why he's ooing and aying and salivating over young men,
like that New York Giants quarterback or that sweaty, nearly naked man at the
wrestling match on the White House lawn that he got all worked up over.
because you see when someone's a psychopath
sex isn't sex anymore
it's a display of power
and often a violent display of power
and then that magic word transition
appears elsewhere in the
chips act it says
that funding
should be provided to companies or institutions that demonstrate effective strategies to recruit and
provide career and technical education to veterans and members of the armed forces transitioning
to the private sector workforce.
That just means people who are getting out of the everybody has to salute business.
business and getting into the much vaunted private sector.
But Nitwit Niro thinks that the Chips Act was a $52 billion boondoggle to give money to trans people.
Again, bigotry will make a person stupid, not ignorant.
ignorance can be cured
but stupid
idiotic
a fool
at least as the Office of Technology transition
the nitwit
nacho Niro justification
they come in AC and then they become DC
they do not get a choice they are not in
charge
signed Lee in the data center
so you know
the stupid continues a pace by the way
We are into the second hour of the program.
I try not to flog this too hard, but every day is a struggle not to be a goose egg.
And hopefully we can get down from this current number.
You know, we're getting to the point where the number we need to raise on a daily basis to finish July fully funded is getting bigger, not smaller.
the deficit is at 2357.
If somehow or another we were able to raise $857 today and tomorrow, then the final week of July would just be a regular funding week and we could work at it that way.
But, well, Routts gave us a real fighting chance at the beginning of the month, and so did those of you who responded to her challenge.
And we got out of June because of a kind anonymous donor's humongous challenge.
And now we just need to try to finish July.
Buttons over at PayPal buttons over at head on. Live as it ever is.
But we're at 2357.
Heck, if we could just do 300, 357.
so that we'd have a smaller number to deal with tomorrow.
Yeah.
But anyway.
Going back to the Chipsack, Micah said,
shit, hire me.
What do you mean you can't find trans people to run an IT company?
I'm like the fourth one in my department.
Can't throw a sock into a server room without hitting an NB or a trans.
If you manage to hit a cis person, I guarantee at a minimum.
They're queer or furry, fair.
But, yeah.
And what, I got a whole stack here.
This is interesting.
This goes back to, and this isn't some beat, broke, down-trodden, oppressed, rural county somewhere.
This story comes out of Henrico County, Virginia, which is in, I think, Northern Virginia and is pretty well off.
Well, Henrico County, you know, that sock that Micah was going to throw, they're talking about throwing into a server room?
well, you can't throw that same sock in Henrico County, Virginia without hitting a data center.
They're crawling with them.
They're infested with them.
Oh, and by the way, there's a planned high-capacity power line that people in Virginia, corporations in Virginia,
want to build across West Virginia and devil take the hindmost in terms of the environmental damage
because they want to use West Virginia energy to power their Virginia data centers.
Hey, there's a reason we broke up and no.
But it'll go through this maggot legislature like shit through a goose, of course.
But anyway, over in Henrico, California,
Virginia, employees of the county, including the staff of various and sundry public schools
in Henrico County, have been told they have to conserve electricity.
Now, summer in Henrico County is hot.
You know, what, I think the first two or three years of my public education experience,
my little elementary school didn't have air conditioning
and it was miserable
especially in August, September,
into October even, sometimes November.
Oh, it got hot.
Children don't learn well
in extreme heat or extreme cold.
But starting on July 1st of this year,
The Henricoe County government, including the schools, is facing a 25% power bill increase.
That's another $5 million in the next fiscal year.
And so on June the 26th, city, county manager, John Vethulkus sent an email around telling
employees that the rate will increase dramatically and the county anticipates more increases in the
years ahead. There are 37 data centers in Henrico County. Plans are on the board for 17 more.
Jesus. And guess who's responsible for those rising energy costs? Yep, the data centers.
The email said, to mitigate the impact of higher.
electric costs, I'm asking that we collectively make slight adjustments to conserve electricity
across our individual work spaces.
Please turn off lights when you leave a workspace and shut down computers and laptops at the end of the day.
Adjust your blinds to manage heat from sunlight and unplug unused appliances and chargers
and limit or avoid using space heaters.
okay
um
what about uh
what about the school cheering
well you know it'll be good for them to sweat
there sitting in the classroom
we got data centers to run
well who's going to run the data centers
in 20 years or so
oh that'll be AI it won't be any of those sweaty children
now to be fair i've always been a big fan of turning lights
out in rooms when there's no one in them. There's not a lot of sense to be had in well-lighted empty
rooms. And I used to drive my family quite, well, they'd get quite annoyed with me when I'd say,
hey, turn that light out when you leave the room. They blow up mountains to keep that light on.
Okay. But guess what?
They all do it now as adults, too.
And so it's not just Henrico County.
Henrico County is around Richmond, by the way.
Other Metro Richmond counties are being affected as well.
So we'll hang the little kids out to dry.
We'll hang the government of the people, by the people, and for the people, out to dry.
But, well, the precious billionaires in their goddamn data centers
that are there, you know, crypto mining and running AI servers.
Well, they're what matters.
Yeah, Jesus.
Lee says schools and data centers.
All they have to do is teach students in data centers, a server in every classroom.
Oh, but you know how children are.
They'll sooner or later, they're going to stick a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
in a server somewhere.
Where you ask?
I have no idea.
But a little kid, you know, like life, will find a way.
And a note coming in from Clarence, transition.
During the 1970s, the Air Force had a program named Operation Transition for members returning
to civilian status.
It placed a member back into the workforce.
I know many people who use that resource.
Yeah, and transition is a perfectly good word.
But now it's been catastrophized by the great big, ginormous trans panic sweeping the country.
I dare to dream of a day when we have responsible, non-panicky government again.
All we have to do is throw.
these rotten bastards out in November and then make sure that no one named Trump or any
maggot whatsoever ever gets near the presidency again for well you know ever oh dear God well
we were already working on dinner in the Central Daylight time zone and Ralph's just
helped out it's the $25 renaming Penn Station
challenge.
Oh, dear heavenly days.
According to Mediaite, the nitwit Nero
Mal administration is trying to
take over the
refurbishing of Penn Station
in New York City.
Now, this comes from the New York Daily News,
so consider the source.
but
New York Daily News got hold of a letter
from Department of Transportation Boss
and former reality TV star
Sean Duffy
saying
we will direct Amtrak
to rename New York Penn Station
as part of a list of priorities
guess whose name they've got in mind
this actually goes back to February
when nitwit Niro demanded that Chuck Schumer agree to name Penn Station and Dulles International Airport after him
in exchange for unfreezing $16 billion for a new rail tunnel between New York and New Jersey.
Once an extortionist, always an extortionist.
Nitwit Niro, of course, having done so immediately lied and said he hadn't in a tripe social
try piece.
The naming of Penn Station, I love Pennsylvania, but it was a direct competitor to New York,
and eating New York's lunch to Trump Station was brought up by certain politicians and construction
union heads.
Not me.
It is just more fake news.
No cost overruns.
Jesus never ends.
He had, like John Stewart said in that clip, he has to inject, insert himself.
No, it's not saying insertion.
inject himself into everything to to soothe his creepy A.F. ego.
So thank you, Ralph, for the challenge.
If somebody's got $25, then we can get the goal down to 2307 to finish to finish July, fully funded.
get as close to being on track thank you alps thank you oh dear operation dark storm says george and
course gold power the data centers with human beings a la the matrix we've already got people out
there creepy in cell types talking about blue pills and red pills and black pills
yes she did giggle jeremy said you made victoria giggle about penn station in case you think
her laugh was missed yeah well it's
Pretty funny and pretty...
God.
Yeah.
Everything you come up with.
That was not mine.
That was some like union bosses because I love the union bosses.
Jesus.
Oh, and we haven't checked in on this in a while.
Guess what's still on the rise, even though we're in July.
Yeah, measles cases.
2,295 in 2026.
And they were even bragging recently that the spread of measles has actually slowed out behind the Zion Curtain in Utah.
There's a big old cluster in South Carolina, Western North Carolina, and East Tennessee.
Yeah.
Measles outbreaks, and this is from publichealth.j.u.edu.
Measles outbreaks have been reported in multiple states, raising concerns about continued spread, increases in hospitalizations and deaths, and loss of measles elimination status, highlighting the importance of measles vaccination, rapid detection and reporting of suspected and confirmed measles cases.
Well, just ask quailhead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm lamprey, whether that's a problem.
We have got to reach herd immunity, and there's not the problem.
like an ice, a nice warm glass of raw milk to help out with all of that.
And, of course, the largest outbreak scene has been in West Texas.
One presumes that includes, you know, Lackland Air Force Base.
By the way, if you've got something on your mind, we're at the halfway point of the program,
feel free to chime in.
the stress line number 844 843 4676 844 844 the horn easy to do and you'll get right through
and well lo and behold my stars and garters maggot senators are beginning to get a mite
annoyed at the absence of moscow mitch he's been gone in excess of 40 days now reporting from
Notice, in O.T. U.S., they quoted senators like, oh, majority leader John Thune of South Dakota, saying,
we're at 52. They're short of the 53 seats. That is the maximum number for their majority in the Senate.
This is the reality.
Well, you know, I mean, if somebody would just admit that Moscow Mitch is,
pining for the fjords, it might not be that way.
Maybe a special election could be called because we are rapidly approaching that magic August 3rd deadline.
And, well, our senior senator from here in almost level West by Cold Trump, Genuistan,
um,
uh,
Shelley Moore Capito,
uh,
it's impossible to advance bipartisan legislation to avoid a government shutdown we're split at
1414 because mccanell ain't here we but she's a sweet lady no she's not we meet we miss not just his
vote we miss him but it definitely has an impact on apropos it's probably the most deeply failed
and make West Virginia great big old senator Jumbo Justice, who probably isn't a billionaire anymore
and whose entire financial empire seems to be collapsing around him.
I wonder if he's asked God lately why God made him Jim Justice and not Coontakintay.
He said, well, in no uncertain terms, we need to pass a law.
that deals with these long absences.
And let's parties choose replacements if they're gone for more than 30 days.
That completely is so reasonable, it's unbelievable to me.
Let's just pray.
He prays a lot.
Jumbo does.
God, why did you make me Jim Justice and not Kuntikintay?
And God used to tell him.
Well, I made you rich, Jimbo, because I wanted you to do great things.
But if he was to ask him now, it would be more like, well, I wanted to teach you a little bit of a lesson in humility.
And that's why all your shit's being taken away, just like Job of Old.
Well, let's just pray, Jumbo said, let's just pray that he gets back really, really soon and gets back in a good, healthy way where we can move this along.
Well, Jumbo, if he does come back, I have a feeling you're going to have a new religion on your hands because he's risen from the dead.
And Josh Hall and ass is upset.
Yeah, basically.
Remember, he's a masculine man of masculine masculinity manhood, you know, married to a woman who hates every other woman on earth and doesn't want women to have rights over our own bodies.
Anyway, Josh Holland asked, well, basically, we've been unable to do stuff today in committees because of missing Republicans.
Stuff. We've been doing stuff.
All the committees I was in today had to be canceled or couldn't do business because Republicans weren't there.
And I'm like, wow, we've got two weeks to go.
And off, not that far away.
and the Maggot Hor, I mean, White House,
nitwit Niro is still barking and grunting about the Save Act,
completely oblivious to the fact that he couldn't get it through the Senate
if they were inclined to pass it.
Because, and who knows?
The long game, right?
Moscow Mitch's memoir,
who knows?
If he is alive,
maybe he's just sitting in his hospital bed at the region.
rehab center going,
uh,
suffer, Donald,
suffer.
And,
uh,
of course,
Susie Q.
Collins said that,
uh,
well,
Senator McConnell will be back in September.
Uh-huh.
But there's bigger problems.
Uh,
Lisa Murkowski of Alaska is not inclined to,
or has it appeared to be,
not,
inclined, disinclined, to support the nomination of, or, and confirmation of that legal eagle,
that noble pleader, that petty fogger, Todd Blanchie.
And if she doesn't vote in favor of him, he doesn't get passed out of committee.
Oopsie.
Yeah.
I'm like, wow, we got two weeks to go.
well that's only because you get to take the entire month of August off Josh Hall and
ask maybe stick around and work I know crazy talk right and going back to something that
Kim in New York asked a little bit ago could there have been another reason behind the dismissal
of the subpoenae of the Times journalists all of this had took place of course in D.C.
And Lisa Rubin speaking to Katie Turrible, and she is, well, Lisa Rubin noticed something that in the midst of the brouhaha that may have had even deeper implications for Petty Fogger Blanchie.
You get all set up to run the clip and that must be so fun.
producer. Let's try this now. Here we go.
News media or a third party
for information relating to a member of the news media.
They have to take all reasonable steps to obtain
that information from another source. And he got an admission
from Sean Buckley, who until recently was the
Deputy U.S. attorney here for the Southern District of New York,
that they had not done that. He also got an even more
damning admission from the Southern District of New York
prosecutors that they had gone to another judge and saw what's called a
non-disclosure order to prevent phone service providers from even telling the New York Times
reporters whose phones were at issue that those subpoenas had been issued. And when they went to that
judge, they never told the judge that the subpoenas in question had to do with the news media,
much less a dispute about reporting about Air Force One and the like. And so on those bases,
Judge Cermanian, putting it straight to the Deputy U.S. Attorney, Sean Buckley, you either
withdraw these subpoenas or I will quash them at that point, Sean Buckley.
asked for an adjournment of the hearing.
One of our interns saw Mr. Buckley in the hallway making a series of phone calls and then ducking into what is usually a room for witnesses to be prepped before a trial or proceeding.
It appeared that he was taking a call or speaking with someone, at least at a higher authority than him, perhaps someone at Maine Justice.
The other thing that I think is important for our viewers to know is that subpoenas like this, by regulation, have to be authorized by the Attorney General of the United States.
And indeed, Judge Supermanian getting an admission from Mr. Buckley that acting Attorney General and nominee, Todd Blanche, was the one who authorized the issuance of these subpoenas to the three New York Times reporters, as well as the phone service providers.
That was a stunning admission given the ongoing debate about whether Todd Blanche is going to get confirmed.
And as you and I have discussed on air, there are still two votes very much hanging in the balance with respect to Mr. Blanche's nomination, Katie.
Can you say whether Todd Blanche knew about the manner in which these subpoenas were sought by those underneath him?
Well, I think it's very clear that Todd Blanche had authorized at least the first subpoenas that went out two days after the first report.
So the New York Times articles that are at issue here were printed on July 8th and July 9th.
They were served to reporters at their home on July 10th.
That is the thing that Sean Buckley admitted in court that Todd Blanche authorized, and it appears that he was well aware that they were going to subpoena those reporters directly.
Now, whether or not he knew about the non-disclosure order application remains to be seen because at that point, Sean Buckley told the judge he was not prepared to discuss it.
That is in part because the regulation requires that before you seek a non-disclosure order,
the attorney general has to make a determination that the disclosure would pose a grave national security risk
or someone would be at risk of imminent death.
That wasn't something Mr. Buckley said he was prepared to discuss because it would implicate,
in his view, national defense information.
He seemed to suggest to the judge, you know, we could go off in another room and discuss this
without the press being present, without the New York Times being present.
That wasn't something the judge was inclined to do.
very much stuck on what he viewed as a fundamental misrepresentation to the judge who authorized the
non-disclosure order. You never told this person what it was even about in the first place.
And by that point, the investigation was already public. The New York Times itself reported
the subpoenas to the reporters on July 11th. Why was it that the reporters themselves couldn't
have been informed of the fact that you went to their phone service providers to seek information
about who they were calling when and how?
It does feel like another example of the Justice Department,
mishandling what would normally be pretty straightforward cases.
Does this come back in any form, Lisa?
Well, if it does come back, Sean Buckley vowed to the judge
that he will come to the court first before issuing any other subpoenas
to these reporters or with respect to this reporting.
Judge Suburbanian also Kiti retained jurisdiction,
which means if there are going to be other subpoenas to these reporters or about these
reporters about that July 9th and July 8th reporting, it has to go back to the same judge.
And I have to tell you, this is what we ex-lawyers call a hot bench.
He literally sprinted from the door to his chair at the top of the rostrum to oversee this
proceeding.
And he had one rapid fire question after another.
It was like a fusillade of cross-examination directly from the bench to the U.S.
Attorney's Office for the Southern District of New York.
Not a good day for the Department of Justice, as you've just noticed.
It's not just a daytime drama.
Like I said, Katie Terrible.
Not just a daytime drama.
But this is, it's really not at all that surprising insofar as these, these maggots are forever running to friendly fora.
I mean, consider that, oh, who's that god-awful judge down in Texas?
Casmeric.
A guy has no business being on the bench.
He's just a partisan piece of shit.
Who does anything that a maggot tells him he wants done.
He's just a rubber stamp, drawing his breath and his pay.
But this time they got caught.
And will they bring it back?
I don't know.
But, you know, the overarching point that Todd Blanchie
has problems cannot be overstated because shit's going south all around him.
For instance, U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia,
Weinbox Janine Piro, who promised,
Oh, we're going to get,
former Olympian is destroyed a reflecting pool.
That case is on the verge of dismissal night.
Now, why? Because the government didn't preserve the evidence. It's like going to a murder trial and saying, yeah, well, he used a 38-caliber snub-nosed pistol. And do you have the 38-caliber snub-nosed pistol? Well, we did, but then we got rid of it. Case dismissed. So the government went in and started working on the reflecting.
pool again because, of course, because Nittwit Nero is out of his mind. And so the defense has no means
of testing the reflecting pool resurfacing material. And so by-bye case. That's another loser
for Juice Box Janine. One wonders how long before Nittwit Nero tells her to take a hike,
because she's pretty embarrassing.
So Todd Blanchie has that going against him.
And then there's what happened in the House Oversight Committee today.
This was interesting.
Under subpoena, the former CEO of Barclays, one Jess Staley, appeared.
And it was all tied up with Jeffrey Epstein.
of course
I'm sorry he was not under oath
Staley was not and he was not under subpoena
because the maggots set it up that way
and what he what he spoke about
was that
Todd Blanche is
up to his eyeballs in the
in the cover-up
after the hearing
or after the
chit-chat
you wouldn't want to put a maggot
under oath or anything about the Epstein files.
Some of the members of the House offered up their thoughts on the situation.
Melanie Stansberry was one as well.
As we're listing into House Oversight Committee and former Barclays CEO and ex-JP. Morgan
Executive Jess Staley participating in this interview, this is all related to Jeffrey Epstein.
Lippleston in. And there's one person today who has the power of the ability to change that,
and that person is Todd Blanche. He could take action today to reopen the Department of Justice's
investigation into... By the way, this is Virginia's representative of a Democrat, James
Wachenshaw. The Epstein case to investigate individuals like Jess Daley who face credible accusations of
rape and sexual abuse, but he refuses to do it. And that's why any member of the United States
Senate who votes to confirm Todd Blanche is complicit in the cover-up of the Epstein files. And I urge
them Democrats and Republicans to listen to the survivors, to listen to what we've heard today,
the lies from Jess Daly, and refused to confirm Todd Blanche.
I'm Melanie Stansbury and I represent New Mexico's first congressional district.
And I want to just be clear that where there is smoke, there is a flame.
And the reason why Jess Staley is in front of the committee today is because he is implicated
not only in sexual abuse crimes committed against women who were trafficked through Jeffrey Epstein's
networks. He is also potentially implicated in financial crimes that enabled not only the crimes against women,
but other potential wire fraud and other illicit wire transfers.
So we need to be clear that he has been called in front of the committee.
He should have been called under a subpoena to testify under oath,
but he is here under his own recognizance, testifying voluntarily under a transcribed interview.
This is a failure by the majority to conduct a real investigation under oath.
Now, let's be clear a little bit about the facts here.
We know from documentation that Mr. Staley met Jeffrey Epstein in 2000 when he was working for J.P. Morgan as a private banker.
We know he maintained not only a professional relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, but he also was engaged in a personal relationship.
In fact, we have evidence just in the files that are released that they exchange over 1,000 emails.
We know even from his testimony today that he traveled in 2008 to Florida to visit Jeffrey Epstein on a personal call while he was under arrest and visited him in his own words as a friendly visit.
And we have email documentation that in 2010, he was requesting and interacting with Jeffrey Epstein to procure women that he had sexual encounters with.
And when he was asked in the room, what happened and to describe those encounters, he could not recall.
Over and over again, he could not recall.
But somehow he could magically recall the details of his friendly visit to Jeffrey Epstein, which had happened years prior to those interactions.
And this is why these individuals should be testifying under oath.
This is why we need a real investigation here in the house.
this is why Todd Blanche should be doing his job and following investigative leads, because there
are multiple allegations against this individual for sexual crimes, financial crimes, and even he
left J.P. Morgan over his relationship with Epstein, because J.P. Morgan found that he had enabled
a continued relationship and banking of a known criminal. He was still engaged in a friendship
and potentially procuring girls through Epstein, allegedly, through these emails that we see in the files.
He was also found just last year in the UK of having lied to regulators about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.
And now he's sitting in a room behind us lying to members of the U.S. House of Representatives
because he claims he cannot recall the details of his sexual accounters and crimes that involve Jeffrey Epstein.
Epstein. This is why we need a real investigation. This is why Todd Blanche cannot be confirmed
by the Senate. This is why the Epstein Files Transparency Act must be enforced. This is why
the files in their entirety must be disclosed. And this is why House Democrats on the
Oversight Committee are going to continue to investigate these crimes. And you better believe that
next Congress, they will be here under subpoena. So with...
lot. Melanie Stansbury, New Mexico. And I hope she's there in that new Congress. But you know what?
At some point, all of the Epstein files will be released. It will happen sometime after the day it finally
happens. And you know what I mean by the day it finally happens. Once nitwit Nero is beyond the reach of the long
arm of the law and by that I don't mean his immunity that he has right now I mean
eternally beyond the reach of the long arm of law the files will come out and then we'll know
and all the loyal maggots will say what Donald Trump never heard of the guy who was that
Oh, you know, that was the guy who's asked you had your head so far up that you could see your smiling face when he sneezed.
Oh, what?
Who?
That's how this is all going to play out.
And I hope when it comes, one, I hope he doesn't get out of committee.
And I hope that the members of the Senate Judiciary Committee.
the Democrats will have enough starch.
I know. Why do I continue?
To look at their maggot colleagues and say, listen, if you vote to advance him out of this committee room,
you're signing off on his violation of the Epstein Files Transparency Act,
and nobody's going to forget it.
because, you know, the maggots have problems.
And some of the maggots are lining up with Epstein's victims, survivors, and it's not, it's, it doesn't bode well going forward.
The maggots are mad about, you know, well, it's in the nature of being a maggot.
They're mad about everything.
They have all three branches of government, and they still can't be happy.
Now, the maggots in South Carolina stand are big mad at Darlene Graham Nordone, who has suddenly forgotten the Nordone part of her name in her campaign, in her campaign stuff.
And it's all over a check for $100.
The $100 was a donation to state, South Carolina state senator Katrina Shealy.
In turn, Senator Shealy helped to block the near total abortion ban in South Carolina
and retained just a tiny, minuscule, soupsaint of a woman's right to control the workings of her own body.
And, yeah, they're big mad.
Oh, big, bad mad.
they're calling her
basically a traitor
and it's you know
it's the usual Venn diagram
is a circle kind of thing
they're calling her
neither honest nor self-aware
and by the way in the Senate
her little nameplate says
Ms. Graham not Ms. Nordone
I wonder how emasculated her husband
feels
one maggot
named Kelly McCarty
who calls her
herself a COVID accountability influencer.
I mean she's an anti-vax twit.
You're good friends with Katrina Shealy, the former South Carolina State Senator who's pro-abortion
and opposed to heartbeat bill, and you even donated to her campaign.
And another said, your BFF is disgraced former state senator Katrina Shealy, who is famous
for consistently blocking pro-life legislation during her tenure.
You're having a hard time with the truth.
Just words.
You donated to pro-abortion South Carolina candidates.
You really realized that public record.
And of course, now Darlene is in full-on sweat-condition alpha,
saying things like, as a mother.
I know that welcoming children into this world is God's greatest gift.
I'm proud to be pro-life and stand up for the unborn and expecting moms.
What about the expecting moms who want their babies, but something goes wrong, and they wind up bleeding into the floorboard of their boyfriends, pick them up, or husbands, pick them up, truck out in the hospital.
parking lot there and busted knuckle, South Carolina. What about those expecting moms? Darling.
Yeah. Gosh, I hope it doesn't hurt too little. And this is just funny at Nitwit Niro's
rally down in Mayoretta, Georgia, and once lived Mayreta, Georgia, you go to the big chicken and turn left.
Nitwit Nero made a point of speaking at a high school that's named after a Confederate soldier, a traitor.
Aaron Parnas broke the story.
And never mind what blathering he engaged in.
Somebody, some, some, looks to be Gen Z-ish.
I mean, they can't, the maggot, the Maggot, the White House can't even manage him anymore,
and people are wising up and having tremendous fun at the expense of the dementia patient.
And so this one dude was sitting behind, in the crowd behind Nitwit Niro,
and started miming Nittwit Niro's.
hand jive.
Parnas put up a video about it.
It's kind of, well, it's a video on the radio,
so I'll do my best to describe.
That they don't essentially embarrass the White House.
And while this guy did.
But that wasn't the only moment, truly,
because the president's night was sweaty,
it was difficult to get through his speech.
We're going to watch some of it together.
Like the fat drug.
It cost, think of it.
Think of it.
It cost $1,400 in New York, and in London, it was $87.
Okay, I told you, I have a friend of money.
Spat is, you never saw a guy like this?
He's a very smart guy.
Scott knows him very well.
He's a great businessman, but highly neurotic.
TMI, I did.
I didn't know Steve Chung was a great businessman.
Highly neurotic?
Yeah.
Always eating.
Eating, he does two things.
He eats and he makes deals.
And the eating he's not good at other than quantity.
But the making deals, he's very good.
But he called me up because, you know, I buy this fat drug.
And now he calls me Mr. Prey.
He used to call me Donnie.
Donnie, I buy this fat drug.
and in New York I paid $1,400.
And in London, I've just paid $87.
They said, you're so rich.
How do you even know?
He said, I don't.
Literally no one knows what he's talking about, by the way.
Yeah, that's because his frontotemporal dementia, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
But the, the miming here, let me, yeah, I wanted to go back to that guy here.
see some of these moments because he was mocked by attendees at his rally and he repeatedly
struggled to get through his speech. So I want to start by showing you this. And more money
is being invested in the United States right now than at any time in the history of our country
and Americans are working today more so than ever before. We have more jobs today than we've
ever had and it's not even close. More people are working now.
Do you notice anything in that clip?
Let me play it again for you, this time without audio.
I want you to take a look at the guy in the black suit
to the top left of the president.
You're the teleprompter.
As Donald Trump speaks, he starts to mock him.
Now, I'm going to show you a more zoom.
And of course, it's naturally part of the mocking is the hand accordion.
And in video.
Or the, not an accordion, it's a squeeze box.
But yeah, ah, ah.
and he's he's he's he's mouthing nitwit nero's words you know about a split second after he says them of him momentarily
we're going to see him look around with all the trump supporters in tow and all of a sudden you're
going to see the movement the mouth move the fingers move the hands move all the movements
That's the president right there being mocked incessantly by an attendee at his own rally.
He was not too happy.
He's not too happy the president about having this guy right behind him on stage.
Ah, come on.
He's not even aware that this guy is behind him on stage.
And the question is, did anybody come and eventually roused him?
Let's see.
Everybody, it's a special place.
And I am here to announce.
My candidacy.
Yeah.
Boy, I'll tell you, what a group of you have thousands of.
So that's the first thing.
I'm here to announce my candidacy.
He wants to announce a candidacy for president again.
See now.
People outside and murder.
But it's not, I mean, it might have been a bit.
I'll grant that much.
But I'm here to announce my candidacy.
He didn't say candidacy.
My candidacy.
the power of speech is leaving him.
Here it is.
Again.
Wrong with this guy?
We're going to get back to the president's speech
because that fat drug moment
wasn't the only one that had Republicans questioning.
We're going to get back to the president's speech
because that fat drug...
Damn it's being weird.
...had Republicans questioning,
what is wrong with this guy?
Well, thank you very much, everybody.
special place and I am here to announce my candidacy.
Yep, the power of speech is on the express train away from his body. My candidacy.
Now, is that Coke speech? Is that Adderall speak? Drumpfin doll form, Steve said a
gift of, you know, the monkey with the symbols. Same, same, same.
Oh, boy, I'll tell you what a group you have thousands of...
So that's the first thing.
I'm here to announce my candidacy.
He wants to announce the candidacy for president again.
Cinao.
People outside and murder.
We had transgender for everybody.
Men and women's sports came ravaging through our cities.
Transgender for everyone ravaging through our cities.
No one knows what he's talking about, by the way.
And the whole world was laughing at us.
We were a joke all over the world, but not anymore.
They're not laughing.
It's the same old schick.
He's been giving one speech for 10 years.
And you notice it took a minute for the booze to start for transgender for everybody.
Let's see if he says six genders.
We don't need any.
We don't need the hormone street, but we do it because we have to do it because we cannot let Iran have a nuclear wave.
What? We don't need the Harma's street, but we're doing their best to keep him alive.
Aaron Parnas mentioned the fact that he's a sweaty mess up on stage.
Jims can be hot. In fact, Victoria and I were talking at one point, and she mentioned seeing George W. Bush speak in a gymnasium here.
and it was hotter than hell.
But that's not why he's sweating.
It's the drugs.
It's the Adderall,
which probably is why he's also slurring.
We don't need the Hormuz Strait anymore.
Now we don't need the straight,
even though he wants to own the straight.
When I go to Dover, I read charts on all of the young people,
and some are unbelievable.
Well, somewhere a little bit, you know, they got a little bit of a little, couple of little bad things put in.
This is a son who is like a flawless, perfect person, beautiful, beautiful son, handsome, in every way.
And he's crushing on dead boys now.
Jesus, crimony!
And slurring the character of young members of the military, whom he.
He got killed?
Well, you know, suckers and losers, right?
He didn't respected by everybody.
His sheet read so beautifully, and I told them that their beloved son, and it's,
his name was Lieutenant Tyler Feehan, and he was a person that was going all the way.
And that's with this.
Surprised, his name wasn't Lieutenant Dan.
Scirmish we have going on. I call it a skirmish.
This is with this skirmish we have with the Islamic Republic of Iran.
And I call it that.
I call it a skirmish. I call it a skirmish.
That there is one moment where now Republicans are like, are we talking about Peewee.
Herman, is he seen out? What is happening here? Take a listen.
You're terrible, Senator John Ossoff. He's terrible.
And the Democrats in Congress are voting with the communists every single time.
they're afraid of the communists you look at it now i was uh i fought ourselves before as you know and
we won we had a great success against this guy he reminds me of pinkie herman do you ever see
pinkie herman pinkie herman it would be extremely charitable on my part if i simply suggested
that he was uh uh conflating pinky in the brain and pee we herman but
I don't think he's ever seen Pinky in the brain
because, well, I think he'd remember the brain part
because he has a very big brain.
Now, what are we going to do tonight, Brain?
Same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Try to take over the world.
Pinky Herman.
It's just, it's one long, what?
Um,
fifth grade bully display.
John ourselves and the congressional Democrats voted.
Who's Pinky Herman?
Who's Pinky Herman?
Well, even Republicans on the Hill are not buying.
Uh, uh,
young Mr. Parnas,
Pinky Herman is the mullah of the Islamic Republic of Japan.
again.
Trump's BS this time around.
What are you hearing from your constituents about affordability?
Oh, people can't afford.
I mean, they're getting tax on everything.
Groceries are up, electricity is...
And that, by the way, is Nancy Hatchet Face Nace.
It's up.
Their mortgages, the interest rates, rent is up in Mount Pleasant
in my district for a three-bedroom apartment.
It's going to cost you $5,000 a month.
Nobody can afford that.
It's crazy.
Trump had said that he was...
going to bring down electricity. By 50% hasn't happened yet, has it? No, it hasn't. Thank you,
ma'am. You heard it from her directly. Enjoy your remaining moments of fame, Hatchet Face,
because South Carolina doesn't want you in any office. And you know what? That's a pretty low bar.
Holding office as a Republican in South Carolina came in fifth place in the
Republican primary for governor. Fifth. Fifth place. You know, just like that loser Riley Gaines.
Another fifth placer. Well, I'll get a different kind of fifth, Nancy, and drown your sorrows.
But on the other hand, literally on the other hand, literally on the other
hand we have another hand sighting nitwit nero's hand is getting worse and worse and worse as his veins blow out
and he can no longer and it's more and more of a challenge to deliver intravenous medication and so again
this time through when he spoke on the tarmac to reporters in dc and then went on down
to what we just heard in Georgia his hand was according to Aaron Rupar looking awful
Cameron Adams from the Daily Beast said the bruise is multi-colored stark what one hand
starkly different from the other and then his hand apparently was according to the same
the same Cameron Adams.
The bruising on his right hand was especially noticeable as he hugged a girl on stage.
He has previously slathered concealer on the hand to hide the bruises.
It's past...
Yeah.
Somebody get Caroline real poo-poo leave it alone on the blower.
Oh, he's just shaking so many hands.
Oh, yeah.
And so, yeah.
I watch him live.
as often as I can, because the odds are it's going to happen live on some broadcast.
We all know what it is.
Oh, hi, Jude, Jude with a note.
Trump says images of the Iranian elementary school his lackeys obliterated could be AI generated.
And I agree wholeheartedly with what you say, Jude.
The amount of energy required these days for those of.
us fully awake has become a source of draining our responsibilities to find grounding
holding strong to be a conduit for the higher consciousness to flow through us robin it
takes discipline and friends i heard clarence writing in be safe brother that's awfully sweet jude uh yeah
and look jude i know from what you've told me in
the past. I know that you have worked in hospice. You have probably seen people dealing with the hell
of dementia say their long goodbyes. And that's painful and that's draining, especially when
the someone in question is beloved of a family. Knowing in advance of this coming doesn't make it
any easier, but it is, it is hard. And in this case, it, in this case, it's terrifying.
Because what he can do to this country in what time remains to him is a horror that is
difficult to contemplate. And of course, today, he welcomed the Los Angeles Dodgers and
shame on them for showing up to celebrate their World Series victory. They brought him a Trump
47 Dodger jersey and never has that as Tommy LaSortez's beloved Dodger Blue been so violated.
And so in his remarks, he decided to prattle on about the Oval Office.
Yeah.
I just want to say something I don't do often, but so right behind me is the Oval Office.
And as I said, this is the first time we've ever done this here in the Rose Garden, because now it's equipped to do.
The Roseless Rose Garden, it now has a script golden, the stick on lettering across that says,
The Rose Garden.
Personally, I think it's there to remind him who he is or where he is.
And I hope you like those cushions because they are four inches as opposed to one inch.
It's supposed to be one inch like this, like a little pad.
And I said, get me the four inch ones.
They don't make them.
Now they're going to make them after they see this on television.
They'll probably make a fortune with them.
But they are pretty cool.
But I just want to say that we're steps away for the most powerful office in the world,
the Oval Office, where everything begins and ends and begins.
It's all the, there's nothing like it most important people in the world going there.
We had King Charles here three weeks ago.
We have President Xi coming in another three weeks.
He's going to be coming here in September.
But people walk into the Oval Office, and no matter who they are, they just sort of feel sort of different.
And it's a great place to negotiate.
He's out of words.
They walk into the Oval Office, and they just feel kind of,
they feel different
he's always had the vocabulary
of a third grader
but now he's losing grades
you know that one fellow I follow says that he's operating
on what 91 days of borrowed time
the nation
because everyone's all discombobulated
when they walk in and it is a great time for me to
negotiate with them so we do that as often as possible
but I did it with the Dodgers the last
time and I'm going to do it with the Dodgers this time because we have a special beautiful
coin that everybody loves and everybody wants and if the Dodgers would like we're going to walk
and this time it's much closer because last time we had to walk all the way from the other side
of the building there's the ballroom and the military facility here's the ballroom
this is part and parcel of why why I say that we're in constitutional collapse the 25th Amendment
is there for a reason but it was in artfully drafted
because it presumed that a presidential cabinet would have greater loyalty to the United States
than to the president himself.
And in this giant failure of the American experiment, that simply isn't true.
People just get kind of discombobulated and that makes it great for negotiating.
What is Donnie talking about?
He's blathering about the Oval Office.
It's whatever the Spirokeets or whatever the last Spirokeet shrieks to him from the soup where whatever his brain used to be used to be.
And from Billable Rick, L.A. Dodgers at the White House,
now that the Dodgers have turned their jerseys from Dodger blue to algae green by visiting.
the White House. See what I did there? I do.
They will undoubtedly lose their next game.
Just like the Knicks, the U.S. soccer team, the Argentinian soccer team before them.
Everything Trump touches dies.
Horninises, place your bets now on the Dodgers next opponent.
Exactly.
And, oh, by the way, thank you, thank you, Jude, and women's standing.
Thank you so much.
We've only got $5 to go now on Ralph's.
challenge. So that would get us down to, what did I say?
2307? Yeah, 2307. So surely to goodness we can round up that five bucks and gosh, it would be great
if we could round up a bit more. Dodgers went to the White House, Lee says. Did he think
that they were the draft Dodgers?
I love the Dodger name because it actually is rooted in the origins of the baseball team.
Something to do with, what, dodging street cars or something in Flatbush?
Yeah.
I could be wrong.
Ralph says the Dodgers will lose 20 to nothing.
Or, you know, if we want to follow ETTD to its logical conclusion, everything Trump touches dies,
Well, what they're going to lose is their best player.
I'm not wishing it on Shohayotani.
No.
But I wouldn't be surprised if he winds up with a blown-out elbow,
a torn Achilles tendon, a ripped groin muscle,
and the heartbreak of psoriasis.
the Trump curse is strong.
I think if I was Dodgers management, I'd wrap him in bubble wrap at this point.
FYI says, Bill, well, the Dodgers play the Mets in New York City this Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Well, maybe they won't lose their next game.
It's the Mets.
Funny how Mets and Jets both rhyme.
And never mind.
Never mind. It's wild to me to consider that August is coming, and that means two a days and college ball coming back and summer ending.
The horror. I wonder who told, going back to the story that Jude sent, I wonder who told Nitwit Niro that the Iranians generated the AI of 200 little schoolgirls being murdered in cold blood.
I mean, we did it.
There are pieces of our Tomahawk missiles on the ground there.
Sky News and forensic architecture also analyzed and reconstructed the site in a 3D model.
Yeah.
It had been a school for ages, and so no, it wasn't old intel.
What it probably was was, and see, there's the tell.
There's always a giveaway.
Oh, those images may have been AI generated.
No.
The targeting was AI generated.
Nonetheless, on Fox News TV radio Rwanda, he said, you know, I don't think anybody's ever going to be able to say what happened there.
There are images from this site that show fragments that appear to be from U.S. Tomahawk missiles.
No, I'm sorry, that was the interviewer on Fox.
That was Trey Yinks asking,
Is it possible that old intelligence or a mistake from a very active time in the war led to this event?
It is, but it's also possible that those images you have are AI generated.
I know you're waiting for a conclusive report, but I don't think there can be a conclusive report.
Which tells you that he's going to try to kill, or his suckups will try to kill any actual report that comes out.
sickening that's what I thought yeah Lee serving as the horn ad hoc where did the
Dodgers get their name research committee says it's a shortened name from
one of their former names the Brooklyn trolley Dodgers people who had to be
really quick and not just baseball players but the general citizenry did not get
run over by the trolleys that were ripping down the streets of old Brooklyn
thankfully
but of course
while he was
blathering about
the Hormuz streak
well he also said
that he's open
to violating
laws of international warfare
some more
and attacking more
civilian infrastructure
with a tripe to tripe social
he said
from this point forward
any time the Islamic Republic
of Iran
shoots it
a ship in the Strait of Hormuz, whether it be by missile, rocket, drone, or any other device or weapon,
the United States will bomb and destroy one bridge or a power plant, including those located next to,
are in the capital city of Tehran.
He really wants to drop a nuclear weapon on them. He does.
And because no one will invoke the 25th Amendment, if he and his madness decides that he really, really,
really seriously, absolutely wants to, they'll all snap a salute and say,
sir, they call, they say, sir, go ahead and nuke him. They need it.
Especially if Beebe tells him to. And, uh, well, there's Rand Paul, libertarian ophthalmologist.
Uh, could call George Gorskold.
you're a jet jets nets don't forget the Brooklyn Nets what's going on there and from
Darrell in Houston interesting FYI signs of religious psychosis experts really want you to recognize
inability to engage with outside perspectives obsessive religious behavior complete isolation
dysfunctional in their day-to-day life grandiosity mentality there's a really interesting
difference between recovering from this trauma and other kinds of trauma such as sexual trauma or
physical abuse if you are sexually abused you're not encouraged to go to that person and forgive them
whereas in the religious context a lot of pressures put on the victim to forgive and forget and in our
society we have religion all around us as if it's fine darrell says my comment the as if it's fine is the point
no one will confront and is the root of many societal problems religion is the most destructive
concept ever invented by the human mind, and that's all it is, especially the concept of
God. No argument. But as I said, looky, there's Rand Paul, libertarian ophthalmologist.
And that's the funny thing about Rand Paul, libertarian ophthalmologist, and that thing on his head.
he can be right ever so briefly and then, you know, off and running again.
But in this case, well, speaking to the Hill on Capitol Hill, he said, I think the Iran war has not been a success.
I've been opposed to the Iran War from the beginning.
I think by any objective measure, we're worse off than we were before the war.
See what I mean?
he does not sound crazy he sounds actually correct but he continued if you look at the militarization
of the strait of Hormuz that's never happened before there's not an easy way to unmilitarize the
straight from that point of view I think we're in worse shape and and so like I said he'll he'll be
right for a minute or two and of course he's voting along he's voting for war powers resolutions
I think another one just went through today or maybe yesterday.
Oh, and so, yeah, by the way, I use that a lot, I know.
We know how badly NITWITNRO's no-bid contractors did with the reflecting pool.
What we didn't necessarily know is what else they were fucking up.
It, namely, well, there's a fountain in a part of D.C. called the J.
German-American Friendship Garden.
And it's between the White House and the Washington Monument.
And contractors done fucked it up.
Severely damaged.
That's what that phrase means.
Big sections of stonework just lie helter-skelter askew
around the circular fountain.
Remember Nittwitt Nero babbling about
I've beautified all the fountains in D.C.
Well, how did it happen?
According to Newsweek, a contractor vehicle drove over the center of the fountain
after protective barriers surrounding the feature had been moved.
It cracked the fountain in several places,
and they're trying to fix it now.
it's an absolute sorry mess.
It was installed in 1988
in the last year of the
Reagan presidency
and
it was meant to commemorate
300 years of German immigration
to the United States
or, you know, the colonies before that.
So,
oops.
Do you reckon
reckon anybody's going to sue the contractor?
I wonder if the Germans have heard about this.
You know, the stones are just broken from being driven over.
I wonder, you know, I wonder what Bubba did that.
Well, that looks like I can drive on it.
Okay, and trigger warning, content warning for these last couple of stories on the well.
I did want to mention this.
I found out today I did not know this.
You remember how Barack Obama's Secret Service code name was renegade?
Yeah, that struck me funny, odd when I read about that back in 2009.
And then we found out what a bunch of racists were inside the,
secret service and sending racist messages to each other about their, the subject of their
protection, never proved that I was right, but felt right.
Well, as much as we might expect that the JD-Egg's code name would be sofa man or sofa
fucker or the egg no his his his his secret service code name is and i'm not kidding bobcat bobcat i immediately thought of bobcat
gulf weight but apparently his secret service detail like any other human being hates
his guts.
And now it's got some of them in hot water.
Because they've been mocking him.
They're fed up with him.
And they've been making merch to commemorate what they've been through, like the Bobcat
O-T-R Survivors Club and others advance O-T-R, repeat.
Jesus.
and it was leaked to the press.
And now the leaker has apparently been put on administrative leave,
and a full internal review is being performed of his entire security team.
The chief spokes creep for the Secret Service, one Anthony Gugelny, said,
A member of the Vice Presidential Protective Division is the subject of an administrative
of investigation and potential criminal injury inquiry involving allegations of compromising operational
and information security. While we will not comment on the specifics of this matter,
one principle is unequivocal. Any conduct that potentially threatens the safety of a protectee
will not be tolerated. Apparently, coins, I guess, are a big thing. Nitwit Nero was blathering
about a coin in one of those clips. And apparently,
Apparently the Secret Service detail has produced its own coins as well as stickers and badges.
Things like Bobcat O-T-R Survivors Club.
Makes you wonder what the Ushas code name is.
Let's see.
The Merkin is in motion.
The Merkin is in motion.
If we were doing video, you would have to do it.
have seen I raised my wrist to my face to talk. The beard is on the move. The beard is on the move.
No, no, no, not Bobcat, not that beard. His beard. Yes, yes, the beard. Ten four. And so now,
because God knows they, he's worthy of the mockery. And this is kind of funny.
Nitlett Nero has endorsed Brandon Herrera.
He refers to himself as Maga Gun YouTuber.
He's running for the seat vacated by Representative Tony Gonzalez
when it came out that he was a sex pest.
Herrera is just disgusting, posting things like accusing Shannon Watts,
well, just making explicit comments about her, you know, Mom's Demand Action.
Hopefully he'll be beaten.
But over at which publication is it?
Yeah, over at the bulwark, Sam Stein and Will Summers said they sent a reporter to Capitol Hill to ask some of Brandon Herrera's potential maggot colleagues, what they thought of him.
it didn't go well
apparently this guy is just sickening
let's check with a clip
fucking stupid
being a mother doesn't make your opinion
any more or less valid
just because you let somebody cream pie you
doesn't mean I have to give a shit
about your political opinions
the fact that you kept your cum trophy
doesn't make you any less wrong
about the dumb shit that you say
oh my god
he referred to it
yes that's how he referred to the children
or child of Shannon Watts.
He's filthy.
He's vile.
He's disgusting.
So, yeah, they sent a reporter to check in with some of his potentially future colleagues.
This is fun.
How they felt.
Because, again, here's why I'm doing.
Everyone was going off on Grant Platner for doing horrible things.
Rightfully so.
But, like, you know, that this stuff that we just play,
from Herrera seemed
yeah
so we all remember
Chip Roy from
dribbling dick
Texas right
well they found him
you know
that this stuff that we just
played from Herrera seems
just as bad and yet no one's
condemning him so we had our own guy
go to the hill to talk to lawmakers
to see what they might
say if presented with this
and that's really
funny. Congressman, quick Texas question.
Quick.
Representative Brandon Herrera, who's a Republican
nominee for House seat in Texas,
is called Baby's Calm Trophies.
I don't know what you're going to do.
Come trophies?
I got a God. I'm in a hurry.
I got a 12 martini
lunch to attend.
Just in your home seat,
Brandon Herrera
has referred to Babies as Come Trophy.
I was wondering if you share the assessment.
Got a little smile.
No?
Congressman, in your home state of, there's a Republican,
Brandon Herrera running for the House who's referred to babies as cum trophies.
I was just wondering if you...
Just enjoying a cigar, Brendan...
Yeah, that's Troy Nell's, the guy who smokes those large,
very large, penis girthed.
cigars always got one in his hand oh you know who cares right i mean they they make a good point
i'm not a big sam stein fan but how is it that he isn't being driven from the race over
comments like that probably the same way that nitwit nero wasn't driven for the from the race
for saying you can grab women
by the, we all know.
Rye. Beard?
Yeah, Usha.
In fact, that, that may actually mean what Usha means.
Beard.
Mm-hmm.
Go along, you know, to cover for his egginess.
Yeah.
If Secret Service nicknames were coordinated, Lee in New York says,
V. Potus and Potus could be the beer,
and the weird.
Yep.
Okay.
Now we're going to just work our way out of the program.
Trigger warning, content warning.
This is fucking disgusting.
But we keep up with trends in the country, and apparently this is one.
You know, we've talked about the Cheeto dust covered in cells from time to time.
And, well, the story begins.
at a dollar tree down in, I think, takes ass.
And a woman going there to pick up some supplies because she wanted to do a promotional photo shoot for her doggy daycare business in Houston.
And she wanted some Christmas props like some antlers that she could put on the little doggy's ears, you know, cute stuff.
And she didn't want to go to a dollar tree because it can be a kind of a, well,
a mess, not very, not very many employees, poorly treated, stuff all, stuff just, you know,
laying all over the place. And in this story from the Guardian, the woman in an interview
said, she sensed that a man was standing close behind her. What the fuck is wrong with men in America?
and he was every bit of six inches taller than her and he was following her making
graphic gross sexual comments to her about what he wanted to do to her she told him he was
disgusting and told him to get the fuck away from her but he didn't he stayed close and she
waited in line to pay eventually getting out of the store getting away from him but it was christmas
time and it was cold even in houston and she felt something cold and damp on the back of her leggings
yeah exactly what you suspect he had done that on her and i don't mean peed uh the woman who was 47 at the
time said I didn't know how to react I wanted to kill this man and she went back to the store
she reported what had happened and not realizing that the lady spoke Spanish the clerk she was
talking to looked at one of her co her co-workers and said then almost denamos we got another one
now this was if this was an isolated incident I wouldn't be talking about it that's
well, base.
But the thing is,
it turned out, yeah, there were multiple reports of the same thing happening in the same store,
but upon further digging,
it turns out that this is something of a phenomenon
at dollar trees across the fruited plain
and from sea to shining sea.
And men even document it
and go online and brag about it.
They even came up with their own special vocabulary for it.
They call it tagging or sharking or even sent,
and I was reminded of the story because of Brandon Herrera talking about cum trophies.
Well, these gooners, that's the term for them,
refer to what they do to women in Dollar Tree as cum sharking.
And when they brag about it online, other men praise them.
So they get that little rush that you get from online interaction when someone says something good about you.
And so the lady lawyered up and started and the lawyers started investigating.
and they sorted through police and media reports.
And because Dollar Tree is understaffed,
has next to nothing in the way of security,
it is the target of choice for these gooners.
And as soon as the story went public in Houston media,
calls began to come in of other women who had experienced this.
And it's not one guy.
It is literally a social media phenomenon.
One of her lawyers, Anna Greenberg, said,
we couldn't believe how big the scale was.
Some who got caught.
Well, one was, you know, one three, one two.
One was a sheriff's deputy.
Another was actually a worker at Dollar Tree.
And these are in cells,
living lives of isolation,
incapable of maintaining a human relationship,
and the term is gooners,
and they masturbate obsessively.
And sometimes they even video themselves.
One was caught,
videoing himself at a dollar tree in Fern Park, Florida.
He said, yeah, do it all the time,
when he was arrested.
God damn, the creativity that goes into,
and that's the wrong word,
but the effort that comes it goes into developing peace phenomena and i can't help but think that it goes
hand in hand with the with with the absolute obsession by the masculine men of masculine masculinity
manliness movement to constantly humiliate women to assault women uh michael halpin who uh has
examined in-cell culture and gender-based crime said the online community applauds it supports it
uplifts it and calls for more acts like it so well i don't go into dollar tree very often but ladies
if you do be situationally aware because no matter where you are in this country
some gooner has been watching videos of this behavior and may decide that the day you're in
dollar tree is the day that he wants to get the praise and accolades of the other sexual abusers
and perverts of the in-cell community and something tells me I know how they
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Well, that last story is plenty for Please Stay Safe.
Steve in New York,
noting things like this make me hate, man.
Well, I...
I try not to do that in general, but Goddameth, I don't despise these fucking in cells.
Thank you.
One and all.
And, of course, if nitwit Nero comes toward you saying, I'm here to announce my candidacy.
Well, somebody take the Adderall or the pseudofed or whatever the hell away from him because, well, you should avoid him like the plague because he is.
And always, always, always, Gina and Wayne, it's all for you.
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