Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 24 August 2026, Moran Monday
Episode Date: August 25, 2026An Epstein bombshell exploded over the weekend. I've been waiting for the shockwaves. In a just world, Todd Blanche and JoJo Blondi would be getting measured for their prison togs. Hakeem Jefferies ...(presumably unintentionally) shone a ginormous spotlight on the basic incestuous problem in high level politics. In what world is the Dem Minority Leader swanning around with a vulgar, fascist pustule like Jared Kushner a good idea? Who told him it would be?
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Now, the password was drip, DRIP, drip, as in drip, drip, drip, drip, as in drip, drip, as, uh,
information just comes out a little bit at a time in regard to the Epstein files.
And just what a filthy monstrosity, what a misanthrope, what a repulsive nightmare imitation of a human being.
What a golem, nitwit Nero is.
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As to, well, let's start here before we jump into the password or anything like that.
Ralph's wanted to begin the program with a challenge.
Thank you.
Thank you, Ralph's.
$25 challenge for the new Lincoln Project ad that is out.
It is called Max Out.
So if somebody, this obviously, you know, Max Miller, Ohio.
Right.
So let's give that a listen.
Thank you for the challenge, Rhaps.
If anybody's got $25, we'll get down to $2280.
Thank you.
Republican Max Miller.
Court records say he threw boiling water on his wife, put a gun to her head.
When does the gun come into play?
When I'm changing?
And what does he do?
Hold it for me.
Abuse their kid.
Max Miller's values, violence.
Abuse, threats.
It's unacceptable.
It's wrong.
Max Miller is being protected by the MAGA party by Donald Trump.
I don't stay for my death.
By Mike Johnson, by almost every Republican.
Miller's now threatening his own father-in-law, Republican Senator Bernie Moreno.
Three more women have come forward, reporting Miller's dangerous behavior.
He seemed completely erratic and angry.
Max Miller doesn't belong in Congress.
Like every domestic abuser, Max Miller belongs in jail.
But MAGA, they're fine with Max Miller.
Fine with domestic abuse.
fine with violence.
That's baga.
And for every American woman, that's dangerous.
Well, hopefully after November, he's a former member of Congress.
Would this be his second term or his first?
If it's anything less than three terms,
him no get congressional pension.
And I'm all about that.
No, not as in Rudy's hair coloring, drip, drip, drip, Lee.
This actually happened, what, right after the program closed on Friday, or maybe it was Saturday morning, and I'm going to have to reconstruct it out of my own mind because I didn't email it to myself.
But in the court proceedings, you know, and as I noted to Micah for the post over at Blue Sky,
It may be Katie Fang that winds up breaking the dam on all of this,
because this story comes out of her litigation as well.
Oh, I will, Kim, believe me.
I'll have to get past the nausea, but I will.
Oh, and hey, Theo, in the chat room.
Good to see you.
It turns out, for anybody who wanted to go and look,
some of the files
that Katie Fang has been seeking
particularly the forms
for the intake interviews
of the young woman who says
that when she was 13 years old
Donald Trump raped her
some of those files that
Katie Fang's lawyers have been litigating over
and that
nitwit Nero's person
lawyer, Todd Blanchie, who, of course, got him hung out to dry on 34 felonies.
That would be the felon, President Donald Trump.
That's how all the first references should go.
But, of course, the Washington Post and the New York Times are entirely too chicken shit
to actually engage journalistic ethics and stylebook propriety.
I guess they're afraid he'll sue
He can sue till hell freezes over
It's finally adjudicated
The Supreme Court of the United States
Rejected his appeal
He's a convicted felon
And he will go to his god-damned
Well-deserved grave
When Nature takes our course
As a convicted felon, it should be put on his fucking tombstone
Sorry, F-bombs early, it's Monday
But
several pages
of those sought by Katie Fang
were sitting
just
out there
on a server
for God and everybody to see
and someone
finally saw them
and I'm trying
but the thing is
it shows that the FBI
interviewed and
re-interviewed the woman
and there's reference to the fact
that she has corroborating remarks going back in time
speaking to other people before she ever said anything about it.
Utterly disgusting.
And let me check in here.
Send a message to Victoria.
I'm sorry for the pause.
Well, we'll see if she can help.
At any rate, we'll wait, but this is some damning stuff, and it's disgusting in the extreme.
She was 13, yeah.
Yeah, so, oh, okay, thank you.
Ralph's serving as the Horn Ad Hoc Max Miller Research Department.
Yes, this would be Max Miller's third term if he were to be elected,
and so no pension if he doesn't.
Good, good.
And Jeremy, with a note,
think of who his lead lawyer was during the Epstein years.
It's the only reason he's bringing back that Snake Cohen.
And interesting you would bring that up, Jeremy, because I had a,
I had a note a few days ago from Joy in Ann Arbor,
and this is a perfect time to bring it up.
Let me see if I can find it.
Where are you, Joy?
There's Joy.
What she said a little bit ago, a few days back,
I followed Michael Cohen closely the past several years,
and he was very open about dump's level of criminality and immorality,
except when it came to questions about dump's rapy behavior.
then Cohen would suddenly claim he never heard or saw dump do say anything untoward with regard to women.
And that is horseshit on its face.
Cohen really did a 180 when this Katie Johnson stuff was gaining traction in more mainstream sources with the Epstein files.
He wants to protect his ass, nothing more, nothing less, because my money says it was he who threatened Katie Johnson's family in 2016.
That's my theory, and I'm sticking to it.
And I'm glad you are.
I share your theory.
He was always the monster.
He was always the hatchet man.
It makes more sense than anything else.
But there are so many things this evening to go into.
And it's a matter of figuring out just where to start.
Let's see.
Lip readers, this is a, this.
This is a novel thing that we've now started doing, someone has started doing, with regard to nitwit Nero and those in his vulgar, filthy orbit.
I'm sure you're aware that over the weekend they had some sort of car race and indie car race in D.C.
it was nasty in the extreme
and the practice rounds
looked like it was rife for disaster
so then
well
there it is yeah
a person who is an expert
professional lip reader
a woman named
Nicola Hickling
speaking to the mirror U.S., thank it for what it's worth,
lip read a conversation between Eric the Dumber
and Natalie Human Binky Harp
let's remember, and I don't know why it's not getting more attention,
Natalie the Human Binky Harp is actually the person who posted
the image of Barack and Michelle Obama as apes,
So at the very least, she's likely a member of the clan ladies' auxiliary.
That's no lady.
That's the diaper nurse.
Yeah.
And so, according to Nicola Hickling, when Eric the Dumber and Natalie were talking ahead of the race,
Natalie said,
apparently it's fun
and
Eric the dumber
turned to look at harp and said
I haven't seen this many cars
now let's bear in mind
lip reading is not an exact science
anyone who has ever chuckled at a
video from
bad lip reading
knows this to be a fact
and
I guess Eric the dumber
oh no don't wear
Don't worry, we'll have fun.
That was Natalie.
And Eric the Dumber replied,
Hopefully, will your car win?
Hopefully.
Have you picked a car number?
And Eric Dundmer said,
No, I haven't.
I'll just watch.
And on the one hand, it's, okay,
perhaps it's interesting to know
what sort of vapid conversations,
entirely corrupt attempted members,
of the human race engage in.
On the other,
oh my God,
we're down to lip reading the maggots.
At least it isn't braille.
And so I saw that over the weekend.
Saw that yesterday when I got back here
to the fabulous Kincade,
or the fabulous Horn Studios at the magnificent
Kincaid Mansion. By the way, the mansion is okay.
this this noble old edifice almost a hundred years old now weathered the storms with with with with yeoman integrity but apparently lip-reading what's going on between nitwit Nero and his minions and spawn and lick spittles is a thing now
and so again
Nicola
Hickling
speaking to another
publication Metro
said that
her ability to read lips
indicated a conversation between
melanoma
remember the only presidential spouse
in the entire history of the United States
ever to remove her clothing
and appear nude for
photographers in exchange for money for the sexual gratification of perfect strangers.
Every one of those is a statement of absolute fact.
Well, apparently melanoma wasn't having fun.
At one point, she leaned over to talk into Canckel's Caligula's ear,
and then she raised her hand as in,
Donald talked to the hand.
And when she stopped him, what Nicola Hickling said she saw was,
That is private and valuable text.
And Niro said, was it enough?
I don't know.
Then I need to see it.
Donald, listen, I'm going to go.
It's bad news, but it's a bad timing, Melania.
That's crazy!
And then, apparently, according to this professional lip reader,
Tangerine Tiberius says,
I've had enough of her.
And she whispers again,
appearing to say,
Obviously, I'll see and talk to her in the morning.
Because, again, as noted,
Bunny Boiler Natalie, the diaper nurse, was also there, so she may be the her.
And then the minute melanoma gets up, this feels so caudry and so gossipy, but here we are.
Melanoma gets up from her seat, at which point, Natty Harp immediately goes to her orange daddy's.
side.
There's no audio,
but the video itself just showing
her whispering
into his hair
and she ain't smiling
and
well, Metro has
the lip-red captions.
Nicola Hickling
said the conversation
was intense.
We're so fucked.
And then, yes, Matt in San Francisco, Eric the dumber lip reader,
she must be good, she must be good, he ain't got no upper lip.
Oh.
Kind of makes you wonder if he talks like Humphrey Bogart, doesn't it, Matt?
No, he doesn't talk like Humphrey Bogart.
He talks like a moron.
Yeah.
And it is, it's more and Monday.
lip-reading maggots, Leah New York, says,
Obligatory Star Trek reference, Spock refuses to mind-meld with them.
He mind-melted with silicon-based life.
Kelvin from Andromeda, a plant, Star Trek Strange New World, season four.
But there are some things the Vulcan will not do.
Pain, pain!
No, that was with the silicon-based life form.
in the case of trying to mind-milled with or even lip-read.
Eric, the dumber would be like, stupid, stupid.
Jesus.
And again, pursuant to what Kim wrote earlier,
please address the meeting between Jeffries and Cushner
by the way the subject line of her email was
Hakeem and Jared sitting in a tree
C-O-N-S-P-I-R-I-N-G
That seems more likely than K-I-S-S-I-N-G
No apparently it was all Jared Kushner's idea
He suggested that a back-channel be
opened between the minority leader of the House of Representatives, Hakeem Jeffries,
and Susie Wiles, Steve Schmidt, offered up his assessment, saying,
in the meeting, apparently Jared Kushner made the point that it would be a good idea to open up a relationship between Hachim Jeffries,
who may soon be the Speaker of the House, and Susie Wiles, the White House Chief of Staff,
because according to the New York Times, which keyed us in on Jared's thinking,
the most stable and reasonable people in the White House and in Congress are Susie Wiles and Hakeem Jeffries.
Great.
But for his part, having been an advisor to George W. Bush, Steve Schmidt said, here's the thing.
Susie Wiles is a staffer, an employee of Donald Trump's.
Hakeem Jeffries would be a constitutional officer.
His peer is not the White House Chief of Staff.
It's the President of the United States.
finally what the Democratic Party must be for in this election.
I always love it when Republicans tell Democrats what they must be for.
Though the means of achieving it may well run through the keyhole of Donald Trump has made everything more expensive
is the restoration of the American Constitution.
Jared Kushner is under congressional investigation,
and the incoming chair of the Judiciary Committee has made clear
that Jared Kushner's financial entanglement stretching from one end of the earth to the other,
while he functions as shadow secretary of state,
raking in billions from Arab potentates are going to be scrutinized.
And so, Jeffries sat down and had an 80-minute little love fest with Jared.
Well, Hakeem does love him some money.
There's a reason they call him A-PAC Shakur.
Schmidt said it's a first-order betrayal, a staggering lack of judgment,
quite possibly a fundamental disqualification for Hakeem Jeffries.
And it's worth pointing out that while Hakeem Jeffries was perfectly willing to meet with Jared,
Jeffries, on the other hand, wouldn't even meet with New York Mayor Zoran Mamdani.
Schmidt said he's a man who would not meet with the Democratic nominee for mayor of New York City,
but there's no problem holding up for a few hours with Jared.
and Schmidt referred to the whole thing as shocking.
I'm more inclined to use a word like disgusting or nauseating,
and it signals something that I can scarcely stand to credit,
namely that Hakeem may have a really bad case of,
we have to look forward and not back,
and I have a feeling
this is something on which we largely agree.
Micah pointing out
this man is not fit to be the dem leader.
No, he's not.
The question is, who is?
Who has the...
As I said before,
Speaker of the House
is a really, really...
specific skill set.
You have to not just want political power.
You have to want a lot of political power.
And you have to be good at keeping 220 or so or more, hopefully, Democrats happy.
And every time you, every time, I know, I know.
Micah, making it a little bit simpler, says,
anyone else not in Apex Pocket, literally, anyone else.
If they can be bad at all the rest of that, they'd still be an improvement.
That would be a thing to see.
Of course, the next thing you have to do, Micah,
is you have to go looking around and find out just how many current members of the Democratic Party
in the House of Representatives
are taking that sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet,
APEC check.
Because there are lots.
But a lot of things,
AOC!
Maybe.
I think she wants to be a senator, though,
and I would be fully in support of that.
But that's a wait and see kind of thing.
And just as we're going to see with Abdul El-Said,
APAC will
spend itself
well they can't spend themselves
dry they're fully funded by
you know a foreign country
but they will
they will hemorrhage money to try to stop
Abdul-Elsaid
and they would do the same thing to
aOC
in a way November will tell us
if APAC's
influence is on the way
and from our lips to God's ears.
But a palace coup, just as power shifts back to the Democrats, would be,
well, it would be on brand.
But I also, well, I'm in a place where I wouldn't trust Apex Shakur
with the carcass of a runover skunk.
But again, this is the, I'm the same woman who said when he became the heir apparent to Nancy
Pelosi. He's a corporate
dem and you're going to
look back fondly and wish you still had
Nancy.
Here we are.
And
just by way of speculating
who else might be in the running.
Well,
Catherine Clark
from Massachusetts,
Pete Aguilar
from California.
Ted Lou
from California.
and Joe Noguse.
Well, run those through the internet thinkomatic
and see how much money each of them have taken from A-PAC
might be telling.
I wonder if it's all of them.
I don't know.
I don't know.
And, oh, thank you, Victoria.
Thank you so much, dear.
Victoria found the story
and sent it on to me.
But before we go there, Kim, with my theory on the meeting,
okay, I hope this makes sense.
Jeffries is so damn threatened by the lefty commies winning elections,
but he's going to work with APEC to slime them as anti-Semitic,
and somehow he's going to work with Kushner, Trump,
and the other Republican bastards to ramp up their claims
that anti-Semitic commie Democrats have taken over the Democratic Party,
except they'd say Democrat Party.
You're right, Kim.
Oh, and they'll throw in the Stalinist moniker, so it's everyone against the Democratic Socialist threat.
I also do agree with you on the look forward, not back theory.
If that happens, I say kiss this democracy and the Democratic Party goodbye.
What do you think?
There absolutely cannot be a look forward and not back moment.
You're right.
If they do, we're done.
We're toast.
In fact, I think looking forward and not back is part of how we got here.
if there had been even a modest move
toward prosecuting the war criminals
who slaughtered over a million innocent human beings in Iraq
it might have slowed some of these fuckers down
but well
yeah this is the shitty timeline in which we find ourselves
and I'm sorry to all I'm sorry to harp on that
but I feel like we kind of have to
We kind of have to.
It was a monstrous failure of its time.
And between doing nothing about the criminality that brought us into Bush War II,
coupled with the fact that nobody paid a price for all the subprime shenanigans and criminality,
not one goddamn bankster went to prison,
all it did was enable them.
Yeah, I mean that with all my heart.
And then, with the midterms rapidly approaching,
I mean, two months and a week, it's scary.
We got a ruling from the Supreme Court,
our most puissant dread sovereign Supreme Catholic Maxis today.
Oh, that was fun.
definitely back in the fabulous horn studio where things fall over a lot.
That's okay, it just makes it all more interesting.
The court enjoined a temporary injunction, and they, well, nitwit Nero got a big win.
Yeah, and it was all about mail-in ballots, even though Nittwit Nero has already
used a mail-in ballot
and
it orders
the Postal Service to create a database
of voters who vote by mail
even though
that's already
subject to challenge.
So they basically told
Nitwit Niro, no, go ahead.
No restrictions for Nittwit Nero
wanting to limit or eliminate mail-in ballots.
And although the Supreme Court of the United States
can be deeply disappointing, even the ones who are supposed to be the good ones,
Jesus.
I mean, this tells the Postal Service to make a rule.
But they said, oh, but the states can sue once they make the rule.
Yeah, sure they can.
and a trial court judge can
enjoin it, and then
Todd Blanchie can run to the Supreme
Court saying, emergency!
Emergency!
And so there was
Katanji Brown Jackson
dissenting, saying
in the end,
what makes today's ruling so off
base is the court's
lack of situational awareness regarding
this equitable judgment.
It treats the government's stay application
as if the whole point is
merely to demonstrate that the plaintiff's claims are not justiciable.
Taking its eye off the ball, the majority misses the government's actual objective
to secure our imprimatur for its effort to foment chaos ahead of the November elections.
They're desperate to disenfranchise vast swaths of this country,
especially the ones that rely on mail-in balloting.
Washington, Oregon
Yeah
And of course
Once you've done something like that
You can also
Well
You can wipe out early voting
Because God knows the maggots
hate early voting too
Even though it benefits them in some places
Jesus
I mean
Justice Jackson is correct
Of course
She is more intelligent
Than all six of the
of the maggots
put together
God. Basically, in very legal language, Justice Jackson said, well, this is a boat race and the fix is in.
Oh, and speaking of one of the most puissant dread sovereign Supreme Catholic majesties,
that would be Clarence Pubes on the Coke Can Fappy Thomas.
Oh, dear me. Look who's out with a new book. Why?
Why? Well, it's so it can be mass marketed as a gift for a political contribution.
I'm sure it'll appear on the New York Times bestseller list with that little dagger right next to it.
Now, Raphaelito has decided that he is now a biographer.
I wish I was kidding.
I don't feel like doing my Raphaelito impression today.
So we'll just let him say this insanity.
He, of course, was interviewed on Fox News TV Radio Rwanda.
And get the hockey puck, y'all, and the duct tape, because this is some cray-cray.
A lot of young people don't know his personal story.
They don't know that he started from abject poverty.
They don't know that he started from nothing.
They don't know that he ended up having a period where he was a radical leftist.
A lot of people don't know that, you know, in, you know, in,
In college, Clarence Thomas had a giant afro and wore camouflage pants and combat boots and was protesting in Harvard Square and had Malcolm X on the wall.
I mean, that's a difference, Clarence Thomas, than Justin.
Yeah, sure, Rob Healito, because nothing says leftist like having an afro.
Oh, God.
you know, I think if we'd let the
if we'd let the tape go on,
Raphaelito would have eventually said,
and he's clean too.
Hi, Tracy, if you're out there.
Oh, God.
Oh, fatigues and combat boots.
And wrote love letters to Angela Davis.
God, damn it.
The name of the book,
just in case you see it,
and that way it won't be.
Yeah.
going further the incomparable Clarence Thomas
from radical leftist to principled conservative
really principles
is that what he was being a principal conservative
when he was creeping all over Anita Hill
but y'all okay yeah gotcha
was he being a principal conservative
when was it Missouri Senator John Danforth
who visited him visit him
and found him curled up naked as the day he was born on his bed, sucking his thumb,
because he was so butt-hurt over the fact that he'd been caught out as the creep that he fucking is?
Was and ever shall be.
You know who else?
You know another principal conservative who was a leftist once upon a time, Raphaelito?
Maybe you can write a book about this one, dumb-dum.
Ronald Reagan
tried desperately in the 1930s
to join the commies in Hollywood
because all the hip
Hollywood folks were communists
just
just ask
dead Joe McCarthy or
dead Roy Cohn
they'll gladly tell you
but in fact none other than Eddie Albert said
oh yeah
he tried to
he tried to join the communist parties
but we wouldn't let him in
because even then old 666 himself
Ronald Wilson Ragon
was a hopeless dweeb
What Matt?
Jesus, Roxanne! Thanks for the visual of you
stumbling over a pile of books, thus broadcasting perched
precariously amongst the scattered reading material
then hit me with the Supremes.
Talk about snap back to read.
reality.
Never a dull moment around here, Matt.
You should know that by now.
Sometimes it's a miracle I make it into the chair here in front of the microphone.
Got to dodge things and get around things,
and sometimes I look like a suspiciously large ballerina.
No, please, no, no, don't put that in your mind.
Don't do. No, no. No, no, no, no, no two-toes. No bunhead. No, just don't, don't, don't.
We'll be far better off if that's the case.
Yeah, I'm looking here, Ralphs. I'm trying to see if, do they tell us who takes money from A-PAC?
Makes me wonder, I'm just going to open a tab here and let's see.
There it is. Track A-PAC. Members of Congress.
Let's try
Because she's the number two
Sometimes we do these little experiments
Live on air
Start there
Oh, misspelled
Always happens that way
Okay, we're
It's alphabetical
Let's just
Oh my
Catherine Clark
Massachusetts 5th Vicks district
Israel lobby total $930,508.
A-PAC, Citipak, Jack, J-Street, and M-D-A-C-C.
Almost a million dollars from the Israel lobby, Catherine Clark.
So, ew.
Let's go back to California, yeah.
All right.
Oh, my goodness.
Ted Lou.
$919,240
Israel lobby total.
Yow!
Joe Nogus,
Colorado.
Oh, he's only taken $400,000
from the Israel lobby,
from A-PAC and J Street.
Mm-hmm.
And
Pete Aguilar.
They list them by districts
and
instead of
alphabetically.
All kinds of dead air.
I apologize.
Oh, well.
Pete Aguilar puts them all to shame.
Israel lobby total 1,534,149, y'all.
So the entirety of the Democratic leadership is in the A-PAC pocket.
We're going to have to look elsewhere.
No surprise, really, is it?
fun fact from
Micah
Mike Rogers
is having a small bit
of a hoopla up here
he doesn't want to be seen
accepting A-PAC money
so he's trying to get them
to run it through a pack
but A-PAC wants it
known they help bring down
Abdul-Said
you know
and if you want to
if you want to just
feast your eyes as it were
the name of the website
is Track A-PAC
T-R-A-P-K-A-P-E-P-E-P
and you will not be inspired.
Practically the entire damned Congress is bought and paid for.
It's disgusting.
I mean, Jesus, even in Alabama, Tommy the Tuber has only taken $29,184 from A-PAC.
Terry Sewell, a Democrat from Alabama.
$75,552.
A-PAC knows where to spend its money.
Now I'm just eating up with curiosity.
This website's a pain in the butt.
See, that's the thing.
A-PAC knows they don't have to give that much money to the Republicans.
They're bought, and they'll have the common decency to stay bought.
There we go.
And in case anybody's wondering, Hakeem Jeffries,
Israel lobby totaled $1,495,709.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Fucking zero.
Ad a girl.
Ana-Mahia, zero.
She's from New Jersey.
Rejects all A-PAC money.
But I tell you, the ones marked in green, Rashida Taleb.
No A-PAC money.
Makes sense.
Ayanna Presley of Massachusetts.
No A-PAC money.
Chris Van Holland of Maryland.
No A-Pac money.
The ones that are circled in green are few and far between Andre Carson, Indiana, Democrat, no APAC money.
Lauren, no, no, no, no, wrong.
Jesus Chuie Garcia of Illinois, no APAC money.
Delia Ramirez of Illinois, no APAC money.
But they are rare as hen's teeth.
Maxwell Frost, Florida, no APAC money.
Rokana, California.
no APAC money, but probably some tech bro money.
Latifah Simon of California, no APAC money.
Adelaida Grijalva, Arizona, no APAC money?
Yeah.
It's a tall order.
And because it's more in Monday,
and this really does call for the sound bite.
Oh, it does, it does.
It truly does.
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers.
These are people of the land.
You know.
Morons.
Uh-huh.
Uh,
uh,
that takes us to Florida.
Ha.
Where Byron Donald's
is the Florida
maggot nominee
for governor.
Mm-hmm.
And,
oh, wait,
a couple of emails before we go there.
Um,
can we,
Matt asks, since we'd be
experimenting. Tomorrow, can we
make a bomb live on air?
Legally and peacefully, of course.
Let's don't. Remember,
I'm an English major.
It probably wouldn't go well.
Unless
you just want to hear your humble
ostus go boom,
let's don't say we didn't.
And from Stephen, New York,
APEC, the real question is
to look who has not taken money
because it seems so few haven't. Well, if you go to
track apac.com, the members of Congress who are circled in green have not, and not to get all Shakespearean this early in the program, because we're only in the second hour, but we just entered the second hour of the program.
Those few, those happy few.
And from Cynthia, what about my congressman, Sam Licardo?
Yep, APEC money.
Cynthia then doing her own research.
my congressman is filthy with APEC money.
God damn it.
And from Daryl in Houston, AOC,
would the massive orange dump be annoyed
if people started to refer to it as AOC,
the abominable orange creature?
But we don't want to ruin AOC's easily recognized moniker, do we?
Leah in New York was an observation.
USPS and mail-in ballots.
Here's the hidden problem.
If this actually happens, mail slows down.
ballots posted early may not arrive to be counted.
Hmm, Utah ballots don't need scrutiny.
Mormon voters must be honest.
But weed smokers in Portland do not know how to fill out a ballot.
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
Um, that Micah says, yep, about a million and a half dollars to keep my Congress critters under their thumb.
Keep that genocide going.
Rolling, rolling, rolling, keep that genocide rolling.
No, no singing, Roxanne.
Adam Schiff.
Ah, well, that's...
Let's find out.
Adam Schiff.
Oh, my goodness, gracious, Bill of Lerick, you had to ask.
Adam Schiff, Israel Lobby total $5,609,345.
A-PAC, B-C-K-K-K-K-M-F-E-M-F-E-PAC,
J-S-E-A-C-R-PAC, M-D-A-PAC-PAC,
P-I-A, STLB-G, Sun-Pack, Desert,
T-P-O-H WAPAC W-A-F-I
Yeah, that's a number is what that is
Meanwhile, your other senator, Alex Padilla,
has only taken a paltry $104,000 from A-PAC.
Oh, what about Bernie?
Oh, you're going to make me scroll all the way to Vermont.
Oh, both senators from Vermont,
as well as Vermont's loan member of the house,
Bernie Sanders, Peter Wilch, and Becca Ballant
have all rejected A-PAC money.
Must be nice.
You know what's curious?
I saw Nancy, Matt in San Francisco.
Check Nancy.
$128,000.
Far cry from what Hakeem's raking in.
But, you know, they don't have to pay her anymore.
All right, fair enough.
Let's do look at Rhode Island.
It's not nothing, but it's not Adam Schiff 5 million.
Sheldon White House billable, $410,544.
Wow.
Depressing.
About the same for Jack Reed, the other senator.
$421,697.
I guess she hasn't been there long enough.
Here's, this is interesting.
Darlene Graham, down in South Kakalaki,
Buckus, not a penny.
On the other hand, her opponent in what,
tomorrow's runoff, Ralph Norman,
they've only given him $10,211.
Why buy the cow when you're getting the milk for free, you know?
It's curious as you look through the,
these numbers, the big money doesn't really go to the Republicans.
It goes to Democrats, because Democrats are more likely.
Well, the Democrats need encouragement.
All this data is, Bill will Rick ask is it for this election cycle.
All the data is sourced via the United States Federal Election Commission as of July 5,
25th, 26.
So that may explain why
Darlene Graham is at zero, because, well,
Lindsay wasn't dead yet.
There's a fun question.
Did Darlene inherit
Lindsay's war chest?
Hmm.
I'm curious indeed.
Okay, I had already run the
you know, Morans
clip, so we got to get back to
Byron Donald's, y'all.
And again, yeah, Ralph, you're right.
Raphael Warnock and John Ossoff have taken close to a million dollars from APEC.
John Ossoff's Jewish.
I kind of expect him to.
But I think he's probably got a more nuanced take.
Excuse me.
A more nuanced take on Gaza than 99% of the Republicans.
Byron Donald's.
No, really.
this clown
and he is be-clowned
this clown is the
maggot
nominee for Florida
and he actually showed up on
Face the Nation yesterday
Sunday
where Margaret Brennan
asked him about the fact that
his home state
Florida has now fallen
below the herd immunity number
for measles
this occasioned
some truly
moronic tap dancing
from Representative
Donald's. Oh, let's go
ahead and do Byron Donald's too.
How much money is he taken from A-PAC?
Scroll, scroll, scroll,
Florida, Florida. Where's Florida?
There's Florida. Oh, he's gotten
$77,628
from
various and sundry
Israel-affiliated
packs
Then there's Jared Moskowitz
at 833,2888
Debbie Wasserman Schultz
at $1,5422,327
But back to Margaret Brennan
Who asked a hard question of Byron Donald's
Who
It is, after all, Florida
May very well wind up
Being the governor of the state of Florida.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, everybody's just crawling in that Israel money.
Sherrod Brown in Ohio, $1,472,588, according to Ms. Micah.
James Talariko, of course, he's not in office yet, so they haven't given him any money,
but he is endorsed by Jack, JAC.
back to Margaret Brennan.
I'm sorry, it's just a little depressing
when you realize how many members of the Congress
are willing to sell out their offices to a foreign power.
So, Byron Donald's, what about that...
Wait, what, Matt?
Lindsay's Sissy, Matt in San Francisco,
when my husband dies, those poor RNs are going to be kind of stunned
when I take over and pretend I know anything about dialysis
and how you don't kill people.
No, only in America, right?
Right.
Yeah, get me that rusty hacksaw.
I'm going to put the dialysis poured in.
Don't even talk about something like that, Matt.
You two are going to live happily together and be 150 years old.
If I had my way, that's how it'd be.
Back to Byron Donald's.
It's more on Monday, y'all.
We got a more in this thing.
Nearly all of Florida is below the 95% immunization rate for herd immunity for measles.
So is your message to Florida parents get your kids vaccinated against that one?
No, actually, my message to Florida is, quite frankly, to Americans is the reason why we have seen a measles outbreak in certain parts of the country is because of rampant illegal immigration into the United States.
from the previous administration.
Margaret, before Joe Biden's office,
when our borders were basically secure,
Margaret, we've seen the outbreaks in El Paso, Texas,
in southwest Florida, where I live in many other parts,
where you know that you have a situation.
People have come into the country illegally,
have not had that vaccination schedule,
and not the ones today on young kids
that parents do have concerns about.
I'm talking about previous ones where people weren't even getting
an easel's vaccine or mumps in Rubella.
So the key thing is, number one,
you got to control immigration,
into your country. You can't have an entire segment of people, more than 10 million coming to your
country without that vaccination schedule. That's how you end up having some of these outbreaks.
And so that's number one. But number two, and I will tell you, we can talk vaccinations.
But the real issue in health care is the cost for Americans and the cost for Floridians.
And we have already seen that the regulatory framework of the Affordable Care Act is driving up costs
on every American. And that's what I want to stay focused on as the next governor.
Florida. Okay, so you want vaccinated
immigrants. Okay,
that last was funny.
He wouldn't say that he wants good, God, fear, and
upstanded Bible, believe in Christ-centered evil,
jellical, fundamentalist, and most sexual
Christian American citizens'
children vaccinated, but
we've got to vaccinate them immigrants.
But
actually, he'd
much prefer to stuff them in
concentration camps and maybe let them
youngans die, or maybe
really get some good measles.
You want to...
Oh, quit it.
My God, this man is dumber in the head than a hog is in the ass.
I know.
Micah says...
What?
Yeah.
But wait, isn't the point of not getting vaccinated so that we get a herd immunity
so it doesn't matter when people who are sick come in?
If this is the case, what the fuck does he care of people are vaccinated or not?
The stupid.
It burns.
Yes, Miss Micah, yes, it does.
It hurts us.
But there's some actual...
science behind all of this.
People coming from places like Mexico and Guatemala, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Honduras, Venezuela, Colombia, Cuba, Haiti.
We used to make sure that, you know, via things like U.S. Agency for International Development, USAID,
we made sure that struggling countries vaccinated their children, and they actually actually
have governments that believe
in the necessity of vaccination
because
nations that are
heartbreakingly
poor
cannot withstand
a pandemic
we kind of
saw that
but of course
a noun of urban Joe Biden
that's Byron Donald's
and the racism
involved is
stunning
I mean, that's one of the oldest racist tropes in America.
Them foreigners are coming over here,
and they're bringing their foreigner diseases with them.
By cracky?
So, no, he's afraid.
He's afraid because, A, he's a black man,
and he's running for governor in the maggot party,
and that already puts him behind the eight ball.
Answer Hazy.
Ask again later.
and you know those poorly educated easily manipulated
white maggots might not come out and vote for him
if he tells them that they ought to be getting their children
vaccinated against the goddamn measles
I'm sure Byron Donalds thinks that
what Florida needs is some measles parties
yeah one kid gets the measles take all the kids
over and make sure they all get the measles
and then then they'll never get measles again
you know the ones that survive
it does
it's stupid it burns us
and I haven't seen any polling date
or anything but there's a real good chance
that man winds up governor
which means that the
chief health officer of the
state of Florida
who practices a medicine
with a rosary in one hand and a dead chicken
and the other.
I guess that's job security
for him.
Jesus, crime, and he.
At least one person decided to make
a joke out of it.
Avial Rushwald, a history
professor over on blue sky, said,
that's so silly. Everyone knows
it's because of the space lasers.
You ever seen that
Bugs Bunny cartoon?
Where Bugs just takes a saw
and cuts Florida off and lets it float out to sea.
How are we doing on that whole force field technology thing?
No, not so much.
Oh, well, we're screwed.
And by the way, I hate to mention it,
but we are at the halfway point of the program,
and $830 is the current fundraising total.
We could get down to $780,
If someone puts together $25 and Ralps will happily turn it into 50, but the 25 has to come in first.
That's just how the challenges work.
Thank you, Ralph's.
So PayPal button, Venmo, cash app.
And I mentioned the vapidness of trying to read lips earlier.
Now body language experts are homing in on.
the body language relationship between geyser disgustus and his diaper nanny.
One body language expert, Tracy Brown, said that she is laser beam focused on nitwit Nero's every word.
Yeah.
So that leaves open the question.
Did he tell her?
Natalie, post an AI image of Barack Hussein Obama and his,
and his wife, Mike, as apes?
Or did she come up with that herself in order to ingratiate herself with her orange daddy?
And I mentioned previously that Whiskey Pete has a new Sigline.
He's tried it out a second time, this time at the Oshkosh Corporation in Wisconsin,
on his Arsenal of Freedom Tour.
How do they even do this with a straight face,
considering where we are relative to the war they started with Iran.
No more bullets?
No more bullets.
No more bullets.
So Whiskey Pete,
barking and grunting and probably stomping his hooves on the ground
from all that testosterone he's adjuicing.
This is a new department with new focus on our core mission
where we're restoring the warrior ethos.
That means an unrelenting,
focus on
lethality.
That means no more
DEI.
That means
no more
trannies.
Just training.
You want to
pull a train with
trannies?
Is that what
you're saying
there, Whiskey Pete?
Well,
that's classic
chaser behavior,
you fucking weirdo.
But curiously,
his number two
has decided
to hit the road.
Yeah.
His right-hand
man,
Ron Moller.
has declared...
Uh, today I submitted my formal resignation as the Deputy Assistant Secretary for Strategic Readiness.
When I took on the task for potus, sec war and...
Uh-ter-bit-uh-hunt-ta...
Really, I got no with that done.
I promised a year. Another year away from my wife, whom I missed dearly.
The resignation takes effect in two weeks.
Why didn't you just bring her to D.C.?
Oh, wait. I bet I know.
Anybody want to hack his grinder account?
I intend to go back to the Black Hills.
Somewhere in the Black Hills of Dakota.
They have a boy named Rocky Raccoon, or in this case, Ron Mueller.
Recharge, chop lots of firewood for the winter,
and ignore any and all journalists trying to get me to talk about my time
in this historic and consequential administration.
and that means he was told on the way out the door,
if you breathe a word of what you saw it happened in here,
well, what happened to Rocky Raccoon will seem, well, a dock, it's only a scratch,
and I'll be better just as soon as I am able.
Yeah, well, I said I'd only do one year, and that two is too much.
I don't bet it is.
Getting out of D.C. ahead of the law.
Right. And by the way, I predicted this on this program.
Talks are now underway in the Pentagon to take Dory Miller's name off of the new aircraft carrier.
Yeah, get a bucket.
Whiskey Pete wants to take the name of a Pearl Harbor hero, a sailor aboard the USS West Virginia.
and replace it with the name of
I'm not kidding
Donald fucking Trump
I said it would happen here
and a couple of days later
it happened there
so far out ahead of the curve
it's like we're on straight road
damn it ugly
ugly
racist as hell
but I guess he wants to name it after
nitwit Nero because it'll have big beautiful
steam catapus and that
fucking electric omatics.
And along the way,
they also shit-canned
some editorial staff and reporting members
of Stars and Stripes.
The very legislation
controlling Stars and Stripes
says that it has editorial independence
from the Pentagon.
That the Pentagon cannot quell...
I mean, Stars and Stripes
is one of the few legitimate first
Amendment, free speech outlets that the military have.
And a reporter got shit-canned last week for daring to say that Stars and Stripes reports the truth, reports the facts, and is not answerable to the Pentagon.
So the Pentagon, Whiskey Pete, that is, fired her.
Her, of course it's a her.
She's a her.
And an editor as well.
And it has nothing to do with that statement and everything to do with the fact that Stars and Stripes reported on the abysmal, shameful conditions aboard both the USS Abraham Lincoln and the USS Gerald R. Ford.
They are full of themselves, aren't they, these fascists?
Well, if we somehow manage to have a government that does not say, oh, we have to look forward, not back, maybe we can track them.
down. And maybe, maybe we can put them in prison for a very, very long time when the time comes.
And then there's a canoodlia.
What, Matt? Ron Mueller?
Matt says that's a 1970s porn star famous for deep throating.
I think he and Pete got caught in the showers one too many times. It's better.
it's better for them both and quite frankly the janitorial staff are thrilled
um o e l l-l-e-r not m o l-a-r although i think the rest of your uh the rest of your thesis is probably
probably remains valid matt i swear you can't bark and grunt about trans women that much
and not have people say hmm that certainly is suspicious somebody get hold of whiskey people
browser history.
Report on it.
Please don't show it to us.
Nobody wants, no.
I mean, some people like to watch it.
Those poor women, what they have to
go through when they do
transform. It's a hormonal roller coaster, and it can't be
fun. But anyway, canoodlia,
talks allegedly
broke down
between
the U.S. and Canada.
after nitwit Niro made some even crazier than usual demands.
And then, God bless him, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney,
okay, so the U.S. declared that the, because this was the plan all along,
the U.S. declared that the talks were at an impasse and had broken down,
And then Nitwit Niro declared,
Oh, we're going to put a bunch of tariffs on him now.
You know, we had, when in his first term,
he declared that the previous NAFTA was no good.
And then his own bootlicks crafted a new treaty, free trade treaty.
And now that's no good because his mind is gone.
And he's screaming about 50% tariffs on
Canadian goods.
Well,
Prime Minister Mark Carney responded,
said, cool, we'll match every tariff,
dollar for dollar. And at this
point in time, it would mean massive hardship,
but I really, really,
really wish Mark Carney would
just turn off the Canadian oil spigot
and that Mexico
would too. And what
this turned on,
as reported by the Prime Minister
himself, as well as various
various publications
was that
Mitwit Niro
made
demands that were just
insane
here's what Mark Carney had to say
this was not our choice
we were there
we were ready
and close
to having a comprehensive
agreement that would be fair to both countries.
We were close to that happening,
and it seemed
that we were close to reaching a comprehensive
and fair agreement with the United States.
But they made changes,
including
threats on the French language
and Quebec culture and Canadian culture.
That is not accepted.
That would never be acceptable. This was not our choice. We were there. We were ready and close to having a comprehensive agreement that would be fair to both countries. We were close to that happening. And it seemed that we were close to reaching a comprehensive and fair agreement with the United States.
But they made changes, including threats on the French language and Quebec culture.
Oh, I'm sorry, that thing restarted.
Usually it ends.
Mitwit Niro demanded that the Quebecois stop speaking French.
Or I guess that Mark Carney stopped speaking French.
It's not fair that he talks that French you talk.
I don't talk to Frenchie talk.
You got to make him stop talking off Frenchie.
And what he said was true about a takeover of Canada's sovereignty and identity.
And here's the interesting point.
At this point, it's a question, and it's sort of the same in Iran, really.
From what I can tell, the Canadian people are ready to withstand whatever.
to protect their national sovereignty.
Whereas we in the United States,
jelly soft,
gas prices are going up again.
They're a little bit cheaper in Parkersburg than they are here.
So when I left yesterday,
I filled up at $4 a gallon.
I know there are people in California going,
oh, fuck you, Roxanne.
But it's well over $4 a gallon down here.
That was never sustainable in the first place.
So Carney said, we're going to hit back, and their tariffs will begin September the 8th.
And there goes, you know, this would be a great time for Moscow Mitch to be alive.
He's not.
I mean, if he was a lot, you know, even when he does come out of his shell, if he's alive, what?
They're going to play the theme from Rocky or Eye of the Tiger.
I'm sorry, Ia the Turtle.
What?
But I read an article yesterday about how the Brown Foreman family,
which is a multi-billionaire family that owns brands like Old Forrester,
a Kentucky bourbon, but also owns Jack Daniels,
whiskey down in
uh
uh
uh
uh... down in
tinnasthan
lem motlo
proprietor bull shit it's the brown
foreman family
and
their
their stock valuation is in the toilet
sales over the
past few years
of their products
are
down as much as 80%
and there's a
there's a
there is a war brewing in that fine old family.
And, of course, Canada, which was the recipient or imported more Kentucky whiskey than anybody else,
said, no, fuck y'all, we'll drink, we'll drink, we'll drink Canadian blended whiskey.
We'll sacrifice.
And so all of the whiskey manufacturers, the distillers in Kentucky,
are absolutely aching.
But remember, nitwit, Niro,
I never drink.
They just snort things.
And so,
among other things, the maggots tried to limit Canada,
by treaty, limit Canada's ability to trade with other countries.
Carney said, nope, unacceptable.
It's a question of sovereignty.
The Prime Minister of British Columbia,
David Eby, am I saying that right, Brother Deakin, said that would have reduced Canada to the economic equivalent of the 51st state, and we'll see who can, we'll see who blinks first.
Because Iran, like I said, is sort of the same thing.
Nitwit Niro cannot strangle off all of Iran's trade, its ability to import and export, and while Iran may, while the Iranian people may have been absolutely and completely,
disgusted with their religiously insane government, they are, after all, Iranians first,
and do not wish to be lorded over by the likes of Whiskey Pete and Lil Marco and, of course,
nitwit Nero.
And they've got a lot more experience at suffering economic hardship than we do.
And I have a feeling we're going to end up on the losing end of both of these.
And, well, we all know about the maggots.
They learn only through their buttocks when their buttocks are beaten black and blue.
And even then, you may not get them off of the Republican teat from Matt in San Francisco.
Oh, Roxanne, girl, I know.
I passed by a station that was $6.95 a gallon.
I thought, ha, ha, ha, suckers, I give money to PG&E, who will one day blow up my house.
Who's smarter now?
Yeah.
That's kind of like having a plug-in electric vehicle in West Virginia.
Cool.
I'm plugging into the coal-fried power grid.
They'll blow up some more mountains so I can drive an electric car.
I mean, you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.
And from Lee in New York, where's the turtle?
Well, I guess he was sent to Greenland, Lee says, to close the deal.
He may be pining for the fjords, dead parrot sketch.
Yeah.
Oh, he's singing with the bleeding choir eternal.
No, he's not.
He's, I don't know.
He's probably squealing and moaning down amongst the pineapples there with his old buddy.
Rusty Limbaugh.
Rusty trombone.
Don't look it up.
And from Christopher, sister ladybugs.
Why would you expect Darlene to know anything?
about Taiwan, didn't you hear she supports the troops? Isn't that enough for all you little people?
I'm attempting to assist the horn family with their dieting efforts. Maybe at the next
debate, the moderator should ask Darlene if she has matching ladybugs, just like her
brothers. Just asking questions, y'all. Just asking questions. You don't mind, do you? They're
just my little ladybugs. Poor ladybugs. Poor poor ladybugs. Poor little dead under the dirt
ladybugs.
oh well
I didn't know that
but that probably
yeah that's probably significant
in a place like Vermont
Jeremy noting that
uh
Canckels Caligula also attacked
Canada's and our
maple trade
hmm
syrup
okay billable
Roxanne stop telling us what not to look up
okay look it up
you won't be glad you did
so anyway Canada's getting ready
the premier in Cadet
Christine Freshette said Quebecois should buy local, saying it's an action of solidarity.
Major League Soccer played in Canada this weekend.
In Vancouver and Montreal, the match is there.
The Canadians booed the national anthem, the American national anthem.
Can't blame them.
I like Canada's national anthem.
Oh, Canada, that's all the words I know.
But it's a pretty tune.
Carney, for his part, said, last spring,
I warned that America is trying to break us so that they can own us.
And I promise that will never, ever happen.
We're keeping that promise.
In Manitoba, Wob Canoe, their premiere, said that,
well, we just got to wait this out because nitwit Nero may be,
really, really weakened by the midterm elections.
I wonder if this will be like building supplies, like lumber and stuff.
Yeah.
Stand tough.
Stand tall, Canada.
You can weather this better than we can.
And now, finally, we're going to go back to the story about the Epstein.
because this struck me as a big deal when I first saw it at the beginning of the weekend.
But it takes some explaining.
Katie Fang has been suing Todd Blanchie and the Maggot Hort or White House
for the release pursuant to the Epstein files of the documents pertaining especially to the rape of the 13-year-old girl.
That's the sort of thing that keeps Todd Blanchie up at night.
he has risked his very law license to protect his orange daddy well now a report a report was published on saturday
that shows that the files that were listed as missing by the DOJ have been sitting all along on an online documents sharing platform and those documents contain allegations this was Katie Fang
she said they
contain allegations of sexual abuse
committed by Donald Trump against a 13 to 15 year old victim
and at first the DOJ said
well we're trying to protect the victims
because they were duplicative of things
and some of the documents were duplicative of things
that we already released
well these aren't
and so 37 pages
there are
of FBI handwritten notes
that were taken down in 2019
with a person referred to as Jane Doe 4,
a South Carolina woman who said that Trump and Epstein
began sexually abusing her when she was 13 years old.
The FBI interviewed her four separate times.
The FBI also specifically found her
credible, that according to the Miami Herald, interviewing a DOJ source.
Some of the allegations she made have already been verified.
And so Katie Fang has been going after those 37 pages to the point that
U.S. federal judge Emmett Sullivan is on the verge of maybe telling Todd Blanchie
to bring his soap on a rope and toothbrush with him when he comes to court.
A woman named Amy Gabrielle, a writer from New York, found an online archive of the FBI files.
And they were just, well, it was an Edgar Allan Poe thing.
They were hiding in plain sight, the purloined letter.
Then having written about that, another researcher who also, well, he writes and he's also into data analysis,
Rye Howard Stone published over at Substack on Saturday that said that the missing files were put online by a journalist with the Macrolrap Washington Examiner.
This individual's name is Kalin Deese.
All of these people should stay off small aircraft.
and it was back on March the 7th when the Washington Examiner published a report by Kaelin Dease,
what's still missing from the Epstein files,
and Dease had, according to Rye Howard Stone,
quietly released, 22 pages of the missing 37,
and put it up on scribed, SCRIBD,
a document-sharing platform.
He did so on March the 6th,
the day before the article was published.
Rye Howard Stone writing said,
this meant that for the last five months,
anyone with internet access could view the notes,
which had Jane Doe Four's real name all over them,
as well as significant biographical details,
and the names of childhood friends and family members,
who she said could corroborate elements of her story,
all of which she gave the FBI in confidence,
and all of which the DOJ had redacted.
but Dece, who regularly publishes articles with a favorable conservative gloss,
was part of a small, select group of people,
but DOJ Brass secretly decided were, unlike the public and members of Congress,
able to be trusted with these allegedly duplicative, ultra-sensitive files.
Entirely unredacted.
Now, it takes a second to ponder all.
of this. We're talking about a DOJ who released these files and then turned around and refused to answer
Katie Fang's complaint and then pled bitterly when they got default judgment issued against them,
and then got hailed into court, Todd Blanchie himself, who refused to show up and substituted
counsel the night before
the hearing.
And all along, they
claimed that these files
were duplicative
or lost.
That may be enough
to earn
Todd Blanchie
a John Mitchell Memorial
pipe
that he could smoke
during smoking hours
in prison.
And D.C.
himself over at the Washington
macro wrap
took the files down shortly after
Rye Howard Stone
contacted a Washington Examiner
editor. But it turns out he had also
privately shared the additional FBI
handwritten notes with one random person
who had discovered the posts.
Rye Howard Stone reporting that we found
that person who shared his text message
exchanges with these.
Has this been
burning up the cable network news broadcasts for the past couple of days?
Was it a headline on anybody's feed in the last three days?
And, of course, Katie Fang said there also remains an open question to the authenticity of these published notes.
That question could be readily answered if the FBI would just comply with the Epstein-Files Transparency Act
and release the notes they've been legally required to do.
she continued regardless what these notes do show is that they are not duplicative of the FBI 302s that's the name of the form as Blanche has asserted lying to the court
and that they clearly contain allegations of sexual abuse and physical abuse committed by Donald Trump with a victim who was 13 to 15 years old at the time so the Trump DOJ has no incentive to release them you gotta wonder I mean I
I get a little nervous when
when anybody starts talking about hailing reporters into court
but
Rye Howard Stone
and
the woman who first found the files
namely
Amy Gabrielle
they put everything they know
in print
it would be beneficial at this point
and at this point I feel like it's becoming a matter of national security
or not becoming has been for quite some time because it speaks to the ability of the President of the United States to be a subject of blackmail.
Maybe I'm just understanding this all wrong, but Ms. Gabrielle and Howard Stone need to be brought into court, placed under oath, and testify fully and faithfully,
I don't think there's any confidential information here, with the exception of the confidential information published by the Miami Herald.
No sources need be burned.
It's all out there in plain view or was.
And let's bring in Kalin Dease from the Washington Examiner while we're at it.
Because wouldn't it be interesting to find out who it was that thought that Kalin Dease was a good source to trust
with these handwritten notes.
And of course we have to go back to March the 6th when Kaylin Deese put them up online.
That would mean that Jojo Blondie, who was, I believe, at the time, still Attorney General,
either she or Todd Blanchie, her immediate deputy, her number two,
either or both of those had to be in it up to their eyebrows.
The question is, can any of this be prosecuted by a Justice Department that is entirely a wholly owned subsidiary of Donald J. Trump?
Or does it, like everything else, have to wait until we change the majority in the House, change the Senate,
or even have to wait until January the 20th, 2029, or given the timing of this,
is this one of those things that makes more likely what I have said all along about January the 21st, 2027.
I really would like to have your thoughts on this, either by email or by phone,
because this feels like a huge, huge deal.
From Matt in San Francisco, she was 13.
Someone has placed white signs with black letters.
That's all it says.
She was 13.
You can just be on 80 going east and on an overpass.
She was 13.
I salute that, citizen.
How many pedophiles does it take to staff of Trump administration?
What?
At least 50%, right?
I mean, it's really just horrible.
It's like, nah, Epstein who?
She was 13.
Now, double back to what Joy said in her note to me.
The only time that Michael Cohen clams up
and pulls the Sergeant Schultz,
and said, I know nothing, I see nothing, I hear nothing,
is when it gets around to nitwit Niro
and his multitude of rapes.
Because, as Joy says, that's her story and she's sticking to it,
Cohen was the monster who issued the threats.
It all makes sense.
And this all has to be
born out
I don't want a congressional
investigation honestly I don't want the
House to do this
I well okay
they can do this if it's part of
an impeachment process
and the Senate can take it up
as part of an impeachment process
and you know
old Moscow Mitch won't be there
to stand up and say
well I'm going to vote
against impeachment
because after all
the criminal law still exists
and if he has done all of these things
then he can be charged criminally
nope
this needs to be
a criminal process
from jump
he has to be pursued to the ends of the earth
he has to be
investigated
down to his
filthy orange
toenails.
Or else this country
is done.
And bear in mind,
even if the criminal,
even if there are criminal charges and they are proven
beyond a reasonable doubt, there's
still about 30% of this country
who will say, oh, that was lawfare,
he was framed.
But the thing is, if we can save this
country, we'll be saving them as well.
So, your thoughts?
and back to the
Kentucky's liquor problems
yes says
brother deacon Asa the Camel Cardinal
you pronounce David Eby correctly
With regards to the crashing sales of bourbon
Ed Al Canada's imports are a partial reason
But the biggest reason for the precipitous decline in alcohol sales
Is the fact that at the end of the day
Capitalism is an oroboros
You know the snake eating its tail
GLP1 manufacturers have grown significantly in market value as well as market share.
Eli Lilly is up a trillion dollars in market capitalization.
Flop 1 sales have eaten into alcohol sales in a major way.
Alcohol condos down 12% globally over the last decade.
To put that in perspective, that has resulted in alcohol brands declining 46% in market value globally.
That's nearly a trillion dollars in aggregate globally.
same trillion plus that has now gone into the GLP1 manufacturers.
Hope the Brown family, the Jack Daniels fame,
owns some Moderna or Eli Lilly stock.
Yeah, I mean, everything is part of it, as Tom Robbins once wrote.
And apparently, Gen X just aren't quite the cocktail fans
that Millennials and Gen Z and the Boomers were.
and who can afford it.
That's the other thing.
Way back in time when Ron up in Canada and I would carry on conversations,
we would talk about the cheap and cheerfuls.
Because, you know, back then you could find a high-quality bourbon for maybe 25 bucks a bottle.
Well, that $25 a bottle of bourbon is now, apparently, a $65 to $75 a bottle of bourbon.
bottle bourbon because, well,
Capitalism does
eat its own tail.
Hey, we got a good thing here.
Let's raise the prices.
And in the case of booze, it's not because
it's not so much because
you know, the
raw
ingredients become, I mean, yeah,
prices fluctuate, but not
like that.
There have been
crazes in the booze market
over the last generation or so.
you know, once upon a time people would talk about a crazily expensive bottle of French cognac,
an insanely expensive bottle of 400-year-old scotch.
But then everything else had to become boutique.
What, it was the 90s when tequila began to be highfalutin?
Yeah, a cactus.
cactus smashings.
And there are some that are better than others, but you know what?
From what I understand, the difference between a bottle, a shot of Patron, or a shot of horny toes,
ain't that great.
And it's certainly not $400 a bottle grate, or a thousand.
A big chunk of that is just pure greed.
And, of course, the Suntary Company came in from Japan and bought up Jim Beam and Kentucky's beloved maker's mark.
And that kind of whacked the brand.
And then the Jim Beam people at one point in time said, oh, we're going to change the Mashville.
And the bourbon snobs in Kentucky had an absolute fit.
And the funny thing is that the sin stocks, even in times of economic downturn,
the sin stocks have always been a place where you can park your money and feel pretty good about it
because when people fall on economic hard times
well the wine the booze the beer the cigarettes the gambling oddly enough
somehow remains stable because people have to get fucked up to get through
from one day to the next but even that
once
a reliable theory
is swirling down the Trump
golden toilet.
And from Kim back to Epstein,
I completely
agree with you on Michael Cohen's role in the Epstein
horror. Well, credit joy
with that, Kim.
It does indeed make sense.
Regarding the FBI interviews with Ms. Johnson,
I wonder if her real name is noted
in the interview documents or whether it's redacted.
Hope it's her die,
and it is not.
The 22 pages that were parked on scribe by Kaelin Deese
have her name splattered all over it,
assuming that it's Ms. Johnson.
But yes, the victim's real name, excuse me,
real name was sitting out there all along,
22 of the 37 pages for anyone to see.
And Amy Gabrielle just,
I guess she just had a hunch.
It happens among good journalists.
And she went and she looked and she found.
Small planes?
Daryl in Houston says,
The people of whom you speak need to avoid much more than small airplanes.
The orange dump and its followers would gladly down a full-to-capacity airliner,
a full-to-capacity military troop transport,
or a target a whole airport with tactical nukes
if they thought they were executing revenge on one of their so-called enemies.
Consequences be damned.
Cohen must have been gotten to concerning dumps pedophilia.
There must be evidence of some sort that he knew what was going on.
Otherwise, why is his 180 turnaround concerning the orange monstrosity?
Which would work better on him?
A threat or a check, Darrell.
And Kim says, shit.
I hope she has the money to get a bodyguard.
She needs at least a platoon or more.
and again
her details
have been verified
at least some of them
one would presume that
it has something to do with
place
time
who was where when
and so I wonder
if there's coverage
or will be coverage
Jeremy says people in the know
say
Cohen was promised a pardon which would allow him to theoretically get his law license back.
I don't know if that theory would work, because a presidential pardon comes with an implicit admission of guilt.
You can't pardon an innocent man, even if it's Richard Nixon.
Thought-provoking, huh?
Micah, Micah says, you mean it's 360-degree turnaround?
Yeah, full circle?
I guess you're right, because 180 is a complete.
is a complete about face.
A 360, you just wind up at the same place you started from.
Something has to give.
And I mentioned Todd Blanchie being deep in the soup.
Well, yesterday, the Trump DOJ filed a notice of appeal in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia.
this is an initial step to try to get out of the soup
and get the case up before our most puissant dread sovereign supreme Catholic
majesties while squealing emergency emergency
because you see U.S. District Judge Emmett Sullivan,
whom I mentioned earlier,
who warned the DOJ,
don't think I won't hold the DOJ in contempt because I have before
and I will.
So they went screaming to the U.S. District Court,
Todd Blanchie and his little minions did,
because Emmett Sullivan gave Blanchie until,
well, tomorrow,
to turn over the Epstein documents in question.
Because 11 days ago,
Emmett Sullivan served that notice
that he is willing to hold the DOJ in contempt.
And interestingly, that contempt citation was upheld on appeal.
Now, Judge Sullivan did try to soften the blow a bit,
saying, I'm not interested in doing that at all,
but I will do it to make sure justice is administered fairly.
That's not a threat. It's a promise.
And the little pettifogger that they threw to the lions said,
and that would be
DOJ
wet behind the ears lawyer
Andrew Block
said
Your Honor
I don't know why
the AG
hasn't
hasn't
released the notes
you ordered
and I don't know
why we haven't
released a redaction log
I mean
you've been asking for it
since December of
2025
but he said
I'm sure it's forthcoming.
And Judge Sullivan said, Christmas is forthcoming.
And so now they've run to the U.S. District Court, Blanche and his little lick spittles.
And this is all with a preliminary injunction already in place as of June the 25th.
Back then was when Judge Sullivan said,
By not responding substantively, the Attorney General has conceded Ms. Fang's Merritt's arguments.
Yeah, it's called Confessing Judge Sullivan.
and, well, it's all a matter of who the initial three-judge panel is that Todd Blanche draws,
but the entire en banc D.C. circuit is sitting there waiting to pounce because at this point in time,
Blanche is playing a very dangerous game trying to run out the clock.
He has to keep those documents out of public view.
And that's what makes the previous story so important.
22 of those 37 pages have been in public view since March the 6th, 2026.
And from the Camel Cardinal, Brother Deacon Asa says,
I concur with Darrell in Houston about Michael Cohen.
Juvenile delinquent number two can witness this.
The moment the news of Cohen doing a 180 broke,
I told J.D. number two that someone must have told Cohen,
we know where your kids go to school.
perhaps in a Russian accent even.
Omerta is a thing,
and then there's more
dumb Moran Monday business.
Speaking of Epstein,
in advance of the
Freedom 250,
that incredibly stupid
Indycar race around the mall in D.C.
the
Maggot
Horr, I mean, White House
put out an AI
generated image
of nitwit Nero
driving a Mario cart
and I don't know
how this stuff gets out
but back over his left shoulder
in third place
I think the woman in second place
was supposed to be
a cartoon rendering of melanoma
but back in third place
there was a character
who looked a shitload like
well
Jeffrey Epstein.
Go figure.
Yeah.
But then again, you remember the physician AI,
where the patient on the table looked like?
Ah, come on.
Jeffrey Epstein.
You know, things like,
I mean, it's just the modernity with which we deal.
You would think that something like perhaps an AI prompt
would be a presidential record.
And it would be curious.
to see the AI prompt that generated that Mario Kart visual graphic.
Donald Trump, Melania Trump, and Jeffrey Epstein in first, second and third place, respectively, as racing Mario carts.
I mean, how's that not a presidential record?
Good God, the work that has to be done.
And it has to be done by Congress up to its eyeballs in APEC money.
Oh, and by the way, if we do get a Democrat in the whole,
White House by January 2029.
I don't want to see another AG who comes off a list from the Federalist Society.
We've had enough of that with Merrick Garland.
Thank you very much.
Go Speed Racer.
We in New York.
That is Speed Racer's car, right?
But we do have some more silliness because, well, they specialize in it.
You remember how books have been written about how Nittwit
Niro cheats at golf.
Enter Oscar Delahoya,
who played a round of golf with nitwit Niro.
He's a giant in the sweet science.
He's taking belts in super featherweight,
light weight, light, welterweight, light, middleweight, and middleweight classes.
And, uh, Jesus Christ, this is, uh,
uh, speaking of his.
his time on the links with nitwit Niro, he said, it was unbelievable.
Golf is a gentleman's sport.
You don't lie about your score.
You don't lie about moving your ball.
It goes to show what we're dealing with.
And, yeah, it was Rick Riley who previously dropped the dime on him cheating.
And so, Oscar Delahoeia said, yeah, he moves the ball into a more favorable position.
he, as the term in the game goes,
he improves his lie.
And he also,
Delahoya noted,
doesn't count shots that...
Billable Rick, try not to scream, okay?
He doesn't count shots that land in the water.
Well, I always figure losing the ball is penalty enough.
It was unbelievable.
No, no, no, Mr. Delahoya.
it's entirely
believable.
I'm sure this will
make the maggots
hop up and down and fling poo.
And so
not just Rick Riley,
Barack Obama has noted that he cheats at golf.
And of course the most hilarious part of it all
is nitwit near it.
I've got way too much integrity to cheat at golf.
Yeah, I'm sure you got too much
integrity to rape a 13-year-old girl, too.
But, well, how's that claim working out?
He improves his lies, says Stephen New York.
See what I did there?
Hmm.
Yeah.
Double entendre.
And, of course, it's straight out of caddy shack, too.
Oh, no, no, no.
Improve your lie, Judge Schmills.
Jesus.
There's...
Damn.
Oh, and by the way, back to Canada for a moment.
Earlier today, Niro went after Doug Ford,
the premier of the province of Ontario.
He ran over to tripe social saying,
Lots of bluster from Doug Ford.
He's the less charismatic, intelligent,
and overall unimpressive brother of Mayor Rob Ford.
And that's because, well,
Doug Ford said,
Okay, we'll just,
speaking to the Associated Press,
he said,
we power one and a half million homes and businesses.
Everything's on the table.
I'll do whatever it takes.
And speaking to CTV, Ford said,
well, you know, Trump can kiss my ass.
He's the king of bankruptcies.
And of course, this didn't sit well with the toddler.
The USA will always be far bigger, richer, and stronger than Canada.
Without the United States, Canada couldn't survive.
And went on and called the Prime Minister Governor Carney
and Ford his flunky.
Someone should get these clowns to fall in line
or the consequences for Canada will be far worse.
Nobody believes the threats anymore
because he's Taco Trump.
Nacho Taco Trump.
Their businesses are fleeing for the United States
and all because of their failed policies
and inept leadership.
Uh-oh, somebody's under his skin.
His very thin, orange skin.
But remember much of the electricity, oil, and gas that Canada gets is transported through the USA.
What?
Canada's unemployment rate is now at 10% and rapidly rising.
Their businesses are fleeing for the United States and is all because of their failed policies and in-up leadership.
The days of ripping off our farmers and other businesses are over.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
And now we know that Natalie typed every word of it.
Oh, Natalie.
I'm telling you, she's a bunny boiler.
She's probably the most dangerous person in the White House right now.
And by that I mean dangerous to Donald Trump.
I'm sorry, Mr. President, this is for your own good.
She said, as she raised the pillow over his head.
I hate to say this because I know some of the people,
I know where we're talking about and everything,
but what would happen?
What would happen if...
Canada flipped the switch, and the lights went out to a million and a half American homes.
Who does he think is going to invade Canada?
Canada could never have survived without us.
Motherfucker?
What, the Russians and the Chinese are going to come up over the polls?
The biggest threat to Canada today is the insane man who is a walking, talking, breathing candidate for the,
the 25th Amendment
that no one in his orbit
has the courage or dedication
or devotion to their
oath to the Constitution
to deal with.
Cowards. Cowards all.
Oscar Delahoya
Matt says he's forgiven.
He's been hitting the head a few too many times.
A round with Trump sounded like a good idea
as it does with many brain-damaged individuals.
And that face, that smile, I'm just saying he's
never been kicked out.
of bed for eating crackers.
He is a right
handsome man, isn't he?
Yes.
But apparently he knows the rules of golf, Matt.
He knows it's a penalty
to put your ball in the drink.
And I just wonder
how many times Nitwit Niro does that.
I wonder if he picks the ball up
and throws it out of the bunker.
Can you imagine him wailing
away at a true Scottish bunker?
You know, those...
is a fascinating sport
and what we know is bunkers today
some people would call them sand traps
bunkers on Scottish lynx
courses originally
developed naturally because
they were hillocks
where the
sheep would stand to get out of the
constant wind
and munch on the
thistles
and what not
of the rough
and eat it down to the point that they had cleared and what was left underneath was sand
and getting out of a Scottish bunker
come on
he'd have to bring in a construction crane
and I'm sure at one point in time or another he has
and I guess at the race
on Sunday
a camera operator for Fox 5
was given a command by some goon
to stop photographing
dear leader
let's see if we can catch it
this is after melanoma appears to leave
and he's talking with a couple of guys
the noise
sorry
then the camera pans over to Eric the dumber
curious that he's keeping his little tiny daughter
far away from his daddy
so the camera panned away
from nitwit Nero
and
well
someone came over
and said to the camera operator
we're the pool
with President Trump
for the entire networks
Fox, CNN, CBS, ABC
and whoever the goon is
says, I understand that,
but we've asked you to turn the cameras
off the presidential suite
and we'll be with you in a moment.
Well, Emmy Ward winning
TV journalist Brendan Keith
responded to the whole thing saying
you can tell us where we can be.
You cannot tell us
what to film. Cameras off is an unlawful order from government, especially when recording an
elected official. The First Amendment allows the press to record in any place they're allowed to be
present. Case law is clear. The Constitution constrains government, not the people. The framers
knew a free press and an informed electorate are the cornerstones of a free Democratic Republic,
and, well, that informed electorates already... Well, some of us are informed.
wonder what they were afraid
You think it was time for him to get up and go for a daddy change?
Was the bunny boiler going to come over and sit on daddy's lap?
Do you ever sit and think about what it would be like
or what it will be like when we no longer have to put up with this
filthy orange monstrosity?
Or does that just make you wonder
what horror comes next?
What fresh hell is this?
as Dorothy Parker once asked.
Okay, that's quality.
We in New York says,
You said the camera turned away from Nitwit Niro.
It must have taken a while.
Yeah, because when Nittwit Niro sits around the house,
he really sits around the house.
I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your umbelozedus
because we're a goose egg.
We've got 15 minutes left in the program.
And Ralphs would very much like to match $25
if it could kindly come in.
Pretty pleased.
And from Cynthia, I gather those race cars can send vibrations through the ground.
They certainly do.
They can do damage to fragile stuff in buildings.
If that's true, I'd love to know how much damage was done by racing those cars through Washington, D.C.
Well, people who work in the various museums were doing everything they could to shore up precious exhibits.
I think about that.
dinosaur in the Museum of Natural History.
Is it just a pile of bones now?
I wonder if maybe he sent in a team to try to lift the Hope Diamond.
That thing is said to be cursed.
Somebody, you know what?
Somebody give the Hope Diamond.
Or not give, but loan the Hope Diamond to the White House.
Put it right there in the Oval Office.
Let him fondle it.
Really?
Don't let it out of your side. He'll try to pocket it.
But do, let him fondle it.
Let, oh, I don't know.
No, mayonnaise-mouthed Mueller, let him fondle it.
By all means, let J.D. Vance play with it for a little while.
That would suit me down to the ground.
And I mentioned the AI image earlier.
Well, Cankel's Caligula is, of course, obsessed with covering the fruited plane from sea to shining sea with data centers.
and none other than Carl Tirdblossom Rove on Fox News TV Radio Rwanda earlier today
pointed out the fact that that may just not be a great look for Dim Lernero.
I'm sorry, Dim Leader.
Carl Rove worked for Dem Leader, sorry.
Speaking to some Fox News TV Radio Rwanda attack Ginger.
Well, here.
Come on. Try it again.
Carl, you can say what you like.
You know, there's pros, there's cons to these data centers, but people don't want them.
Take a look.
Latest Fox News poll showed us that 70% of American voters don't want them in their neighborhoods.
They don't want them.
Yeah.
Well, 42% of Americans live within five miles of a data center or a proposed data center.
So this is problematic.
though, look, opinions on this, though, are
there's a solid third of Americans
who are opposed to these under any circumstance,
but there's an interesting poll out of echelon.
They said, are you in favor of banning these?
53% said yes, 33% said no.
Well, would you be in favor of banning them
if they had a commitment to grid upgrades?
In other words, they're going to take care of providing their own power
and your utility bills won't go up.
34 said, I'm still in favor of banning,
but 55 said, no, no longer in favor of it.
What if they'd lower your property taxes?
33% said, still ban them.
52% said, no, I'm now open to them.
Funds for local school districts, 34% said, keep banning them.
54% said, no, I'm open to them.
And if they took care of water by caring about water problems
and supported local water projects, again, a third said, keep banning them,
but 54% said no.
So, you know, this is the kind of thing that causes people in politics, particularly when you're so close to an election, to take the safe position of saying no.
And data centers, as I've said before, data centers, AI and flock cameras.
And yes, women's reproductive health care, too.
Those all poll bipartisanly significant majorities.
Republicans and Democrats and independents all in agreement.
So hammer that.
Could we hammer that?
Weird the things that an otherwise divided country can put the lie to the idea of a divided country on issue-wise.
And then this, finally.
The latest maggot hissy, y'all.
I mentioned earlier that the Major League Soccer got booed in Canada.
well, we talked about this stupidity previously.
I didn't know how to pronounce this dude's name,
but I didn't want to seem like I was making fun of him.
But no, that's Enos Cantor Freedom.
I didn't know he was Turkish-American.
Apparently played 11 seasons in the NBA.
And this is the chud, along with Roy Swight,
who said, well, I'm going to, I'm going to,
for the WNBA draft because of the trans people.
The hissy is about the fact that the WNBA's regs only say that only players who are women can play in the WNBA.
And so Enos, no, really, his name is pronounced Enis, rhymes with penis.
He showed up in Chicago at a WNBA game between the Chicago Sky and the Indiana Fever.
and, well, I guess it's a good grift, that's all I can say.
He was wearing a black t-shirt that had the dictionary definition of woman printed on it
and took a picture of himself standing outside a women's restroom and said,
well, rules are rules, but says he now identifies as a woman solely for purposes of playing in the WNBA.
And so he started having words with,
one of the guards for the Chicago Sky, Aisha Kula Bali,
at which point he got bounced out of the game.
Chicago's staying in it.
Natasha Cloud.
And right before the break, this was the scene inside WinTrust Arena.
After Natasha Cloud got that bucket, she wanted her voice heard.
and they were going to they there was it looked like several members of the team were going to go and
uh whip enous freedom what the fuck's ass we have talked about the conversations
surrounding the w that is enous canter in the building today and he has voiced how he's felt
about the situation at tasha cloud voicing her opinion as
well.
And then he got escorted out of the building.
He was bounced from the building.
And then it tried to play the victim.
Got triggered by a pro-woman t-shirt.
I promise the WNBA doesn't have long.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That's a former NFL player named Bryden Fahoko.
Joke of a league.
How ass backwards do you have to be to put anti-pro woman,
but have no smoke for trans athletes?
You're a legit woman hating on someone wearing a shirt that supports you.
Oh, the chuds just ate it up.
The WNBA is trash, trying to shut it down.
That post was put up by the guy.
His real name is David Freeman, but his handle on the plat, well, the excrements that he posts on X are under the name Gunther Eagleman.
and all you have to do is do a search
and just put in Gunther Eagleman
banana
or Gunther Eagleman eating a banana with a spoon.
I'm not kidding.
It's hilarious.
And the best part is
he's wearing a pink shirt
with the sleeves of a
a blue sweater tied loosely over his shoulders and tied loosely about his neck because he's terrified.
I've got the picture here right in front of me.
He's apparently in a Starbucks.
He's looking at a laptop.
And he's got a very long-handled spoon with which he is eating a banana because he's afraid he'll be photographed with the banana in his mouth.
That's the guy who said the WNBA is trying to.
It's time to shut it down.
They're pathetic.
Enis rhymes with penis freedom.
I just got kicked out of a WNBA game for supporting women.
Let that sink in America.
No, you got tossed out of the game for being an obnoxious,
probably the half-lickered up fan.
By the way, on the Indiana side.
Oh, who's that bleached blonde?
Turfie.
Yeah.
She posts,
her stats for that game
were all zeros.
She's apparently
as good a basketball player
as Riley Gaines was a swimmer.
If one can imagine being that bad.
I'm sorry, I've still got the picture of Gunther Eagleman.
No, I'm sorry, it's a blue shirt
with a pink sweater. Either way,
he's literally wearing trans-pride
colors because
he's white, the shirt's blue,
the sweater's pink,
Did he have to eat the banana with the spoon because otherwise he gets a little too enthusiastic?
Hey, Gunther, you want a corn dog, baby?
Poor little triggered souls.
And from Cynthia, that's nice, except you fucking know these benefits from the data center aren't going to happen ever.
No, no.
No, any promise made by a data center developer is, by definition, a lie.
plain and simple.
So I guess we'll leave it this evening with Enos and Gunther Lord.
So that's the program, everybody.
I guess we're going to end a goose egg.
If afterwards somebody wants to kick in and meet Ralph's challenge,
that would be ever so helpful.
It would get us down to 780 for the current deficit.
plus the week coming up.
From Matt in San Francisco,
Ralph says she'll let's extend the challenge.
Matt in San Francisco says he's not afraid of being photographed eating a banana.
He's afraid of getting aroused while eating the banana and then photographed.
Thank you, Matt.
I appreciate the clarity.
Yeah, he's sitting there eating...
Don't stand up. Don't stand up. Don't stand up. Don't stand up.
but then again with a maggot like him how could you tell neither grower nor shower
gunther appears to be maybe he'll get on the
the carnivore diet with the steak and the sourcrow
or maybe he'll start juicing some tea like all the other good
desperately insecure maggot men seem to
to be doing.
But really, thanks everybody.
It was awfully nice
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God, that looks so good.
Oh, and by the way, the Brother Deacon turned me on to,
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He turned me on to something I had never tasted before,
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Oh, by the way, Brother Deacon Asa notes
Gunther Eagleman.
The douchebag is doing material.
Do you recall Elaine's boss in Seinfeld
eating his Snickers bar with a knife and fork
because he thought it was elegant
after which George started to do the same thing?
I do.
You get the idea of Gunther would probably eat his snickers upside down so he could enjoy the veins.
Never mind.
Stay safe, everybody.
There's a lot to stay safe from out there.
If you're in Florida,
you might consider wearing a mask at all times and, you know, to hell with Ron Monkey up to Clantis
because, well, Flora da is probably about to explode with measles.
The things I never dreamed I'd be talking about,
at my age
and
well
if nitwit Niro's
anywhere near you
don't try to read his lips
don't
leave it to the professionals
and avoid him like the plague
because he is
and always
always
Wayne and Gina
it's all for you
I miss you
Victoria
talk to you in a little bit
later
oh by the way
before I
in the stream.
I don't know if you heard it, but about five minutes ago,
the golden one began to mark.
Because, oh, he was so happy when I got home yesterday.
He was kind of whining and whimpering as he ran to me.
And I think I was, too.
We've had lots of sense.
snacks.
And it's just,
he's pure happiness, pure joy.
But anyway, he clocked me out about five,
six minutes ago.
So later.
