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I mentioned that Ralphs has a challenge to get us started.
And there we are with one of my favorite legal concepts, yes.
Discovery!
The British, the BBC apparently doesn't have that spineless laydown, rollover,
played dead streak, you know, that media here in the United States do.
No, in fact, in fact, things are getting worse, not better for nitwit Nero in his, in his
conflict with the bead.
It's worth remembering. He sued the BBC back in, what,
December of last year, saying that
they literally put words in my mouth. I guess they used AI. They actually put
terrible words in my mouth having to do with January 6 that I didn't say.
What they did is they did a
they did a combination of two quotes of his that he actually
said if he thinks he didn't say them well that's just further indication of the ongoing degradation
of what passes for his mind um and so uh this past tuesday oh dear oh dear
politico noted that a federal magistrate judge ruled tuesday that president donald trump must
turn over detailed financial information in connection with his defamation lawsuit against the bbc
u.s magistrate judge uh and holy k let concluded that trump's sweeping complaint put injury to his
business at the forefront and made their vitality a fair subject for the bbc to demand information
about and so uh huh now there it is again yeah yeah i can't get enough of those two
times and that discovery. So there's all kinds of filth that's going to come out in this, and I don't know
if his petty foggers are quite ready to, well, I'm sure they'll take the magistrate's ruling to the
U.S. District Court. From there, they'll go to the U.S. Court of Appeals. From there, they'll go
wheedling and begging and whining to our most puercent, dread sovereign, Supreme Catholic
majesties and given the fact that they weren't much interested in bailing him out of the eugene
carol judgment they may not be interested in this either and so uh yeah 25 dollar challenge for the
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By the way, later this evening, Tara and I will be filling in for Mike.
He's away from the microphone this evening.
And gracious sakes, that's an early call for the program.
But, no, Tara and I will be filling in at 9 o'clock on progressive voices for Mike.
and I hope you enjoy that as much as we enjoy doing it.
Now, as to the password, the password is penny, as in like a bad penny, it keeps showing up.
And so with that in mind, yeah, I saw this story earlier today, and a couple of you sent it along to me because you knew, oh, you knew how much I would enjoy seeing it.
Mm-hmm. The bad penny keeps just turning up no matter what. Well, uh, uh, Joe.
And you know that Joe I mean, right? I'm not talking about Biden. Oh, Joe.
How can we miss you if you won't go the fuck away? So, yep.
Uh, Joe Manchin is once again trying to, uh, screw the country.
some more. I guess it's now that she's in her retirement from having run my land part of
pseudicles for a while. He's given a new job to his daughter. I presume this is Heather
Bresh again, the woman with the bullshit master's degree that she didn't even have to work for
there at my beloved alma mater, you know, Harvard on the Mon. I got a master's degree. I got a master's
it didn't even have to show up.
Then she got a job running a corporation.
Oh, well, that's Joe's daughter.
Remember, the first law of mansions is no one named mansion ever does anything that doesn't benefit someone named mansion.
And so, Joe has given a new job to his daughter running a grift called the independent leadership.
counsel.
Mm-hmm.
And he ran to CNN, and of course, CNN was more than happy to give him the free publicity because, well,
Joe to the mansion born is always, I don't know why he's interesting to them.
Maybe he invites them to go for a ride on his little yacht there.
Does he still have his yacht in D.C.?
I don't know.
But he called a gathering of milk toast, milk, soap, middle of the road, mugwumps,
and brought him here to West Virginia.
And I guess he's trying to look for an independent candidate for president.
Well, actually, that's not his main concern.
No, no.
His primary concern is he's got a case of the turtle squirts over the Democratic Socialists.
Mm-hmm.
Talking to CNN, Joe said,
We're not trying to start another party.
Oh.
And this was with his daughter who's running the independent leadership council.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
We're trying to get a person who can be committed to
and totally committed to being an independent with an independent voice.
they can vote with Democrats and Republicans when they're right and speak out against them when they're wrong
and of course any every every Democrat who supports like you know universal health care or something like that
well they're all wrong see they'll just go to the doctor all the time if they have free health care
no kidding he actually said that and so again he had some some meeting
here in West Virginia yesterday where he invited some usual suspects,
former Republican who was embarrassed enough to become an independent,
but they never become Democrats now, do they? No, of course not. That would be
Representative Kevin Kiley of California, yeah, and so he's running for re-election as an
independent, hopefully, and billable Rick, I don't know if you're out there.
Does this guy have a chance in California's new gerrymandered district?
Kevin Kiley?
They also found a likely former Republican in Seth Bodnar.
Sounds like something from the animated classic heavy metal.
Give me the Bodnar, bitch.
It's mine.
Kevin Bodnar from Montana Stan and Michael Bridgeford, who is an independent running for house in Iowa,
and they're looking at races in Alaska and Washington.
God, I hope they all lose.
I do.
I so do.
And Joe is 78.
I guess he feels like he's a spring chicken now.
Now, Micah, this is a problem in every civilized country.
They're citizens going to the doctor all the time.
Yeah, oh, they just, they spend all their time going to the doctor when they're, you know, when they're not using their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their socialism to buy drugs.
And yes, I agree with you.
Micah, God, what a useless piece of shit.
there's no end uh joe mansions houseboat thank you ralps serving as the horn ad hoc joe mansion's houseboat
research department 65 foot houseboat named almost heaven it's not a yacht and it's still docked in
the dc in dc at the wharf i guess on the anacostia river um he uses it as uses it now as a bipartisan
and meeting place.
Yeah, he's about as bipartisan
as Pol Pot.
And so
trying to
set up something readable,
the folks over at Chicken Noodle News,
in this case,
Patrick's Vitek,
said,
The initiative comes at a time
of deepening disillusionment
with major parties
and as a record high
45% of American adults identify as political independence, according to a Gallup poll released earlier this year.
I'll tell you what, they must really be scared of Larry Ellison and his Nepo baby who are trying to get CNN and their tender clutches.
And so, but does anybody buy this?
Okay, Bernie's an independent.
I get it.
Angus King in Maine is an independent.
but ex- Republicans turning independent, anti-Trump Republicans turning independent, those are still Republicans.
And by the way, this notion that, and they say, well, you know, Joe Manchin was a Democrat until a year and a half before he retired because he just got so disgusted with the systems.
I mean, well, the thing is, Bernie was there to torch his ass every time he opened his centrist middle of the road mouth mansion telling CNN, it doesn't take too many to say, come on, people, get your act together.
They can bring them to their knees and make people understand this is crazy.
Bring them to their knees?
Maybe he's got more in common with Pol Pot than I thought.
Yeah, Heather Bresh Mansion, Mention, who's just going by Heather Manchin now.
Our hope is that this is kind of our pilot experiment trying to prove it can be done.
And then I think Katie Bar the door, if it can be done.
Oh, let's see.
Adam Brandon is on board with this grift.
so is Seth Cohen.
Curiously, Adam Brandon, yeah, he used to be part of the right-wing grift called Freedom Works,
and Cohen is a former lackey from Forbes Media.
And Little Heather doesn't just have this.
She also has another tax-exempt grift called Americans Together.
And so he's been, among other things, he's been obsessed with the debt all the way back to the earliest years of this century.
And so he showed up last month that a discussion about the national debt at the American Enterprise Institute.
That's another right-wing tax-exempt grift.
it was moderated by
Rob Portman from Ohio
who left the Senate
as a senator from Ohio
and promptly found
a gig that would pay him even more money
right
Portman trying to create the
bullshit false equivalency
that there's anything
Democrat
about Joe Manchin
said
Oh, Manchin is sometimes a Democrat,
sometimes an independent, sometimes a Republican.
I just don't know quite where he is today.
And Joe to the Manchin born
responded,
I don't either.
What a piss hand.
And so the CNN article says,
Manchin, a frequent critic of the progressive left,
is concerned about the rise of Democratic social
who've been winning Democratic primaries across the country, suggesting it's a product of a party
without a national figure. But he said Republicans are still too beholden to their extremes as well
and argued open primaries would address the broader issue. Been gone from West Virginia for a little
while, have you, Jojo? Because see, the Democratic Party in West Virginia has open primaries.
We'll let anybody vote in our primaries and help choose.
our candidates. You don't even have to be a Democrat. You could be a maggot. On the other hand,
the maggot party in West Virginia, who started this whole madness of open primaries, which aren't elections,
but are in fact nominating processes, well, they've closed their primaries. Yes, they have. Oh, goodness me.
and now in West Virginia you can't vote in the Republican primary unless you're a registered Republican
because they're scared shitless that a normal person might try to run for something
because they'll take anybody in their party witness what I've been saying about Elliot Pritt
he got to the West Virginia legislature as a Democrat promptly pulled a Brutus on his constituents
slipped the shiv to him, became a Republican, was rewarded with committee assignments and
assistant majority leader and such like that.
And, well, in the meantime, he found a little extra time to sexually abuse an eighth-grade girl.
But Joe just wants to have a conversation.
Of course, he doesn't.
He said, I don't know if there are any senators now who are telling their colleagues,
Come on, guys, let's go talk. Sit this down. Let's work this out. That bothers me. Joe, you inestimable dumbass.
And really, he's not a sharp guy. It doesn't take a big mind to run a coal brokering business.
when's the last time he saw Tom
head full of cotton from Arkansas
saying, come on guys, let's sit down and work
this out.
Because he doesn't do that kind of shit, because he's a maggot and it's his way
or the highway.
Same with Josh Hall and ass.
There's not a bipartisan member of the United States Senate
who's a maggot.
On the other hand, well, you know,
every now. Oh, wait. Why didn't they recruit Kirsten Manchin himself? Why didn't they recruit
John Federman? Yeah, Joe says there just aren't enough deal makers in the Senate. I remember when
Joe Manchin made a deal. The country was absolutely burning up with COVID. Thousands of people were
dying every day. And Joe Biden wanted to put a little extra money in their pockets. And Joe Manchin
said, no, no, we can't do that because they'll spend it all on the marijuana's.
And so Joe refuses to believe that there's any kind of a groundswell of support for FDR-style
New Deal Democrats, because that's what the Democratic Socialists actually are.
He thinks it's all because of closed primaries because, well, he's a super genius.
Oh, when they have closed primaries, what they were able to do is hijack the system.
I mean, look at Zoran Mondani.
They've been able to outperform in a closed system.
So what?
He's mad that maggots didn't get to vote in the Democratic primary in New York?
God, he makes me sick.
But there's CNN, and right there.
One of the more independent-minded Senate Democrats these days is Senator John Federman.
No, independent-minded.
One of the more brain-damaged Senate Democrats these days is Senator John Federman.
Asked if Federman should become an independent mansion, said the Pennsylvania Senator.
Needs to do what John's comfortable doing.
He's for all the hardcore Democrat issues that I wasn't for.
Wow.
John Federman.
Kirsten Manchin himself is still a big old commie where Joe Manchin is concerned.
What is it that you hate?
I mean, okay, universal health care.
We know that.
Or anything that benefits working people.
Frankly, he's opposed, like I said, First Law of Mansions,
he's opposed to anything that doesn't benefit someone named Manchin.
but he promises he's not going to run for anything.
I don't see me getting back into the fray.
I really don't.
I think I've tried it for 42, 43, 44 years.
Omaha, Omaha, and been fairly successful at working with people on both sides
and bringing people together.
Now I'm trying to help people around the country that want that same outcome.
Yeah, you sure did help the folks in Southern West Virginia, Joe.
It took you 12 years to even examine.
that science existed showing that mountaintop removal was poisoning men women and children oh but
you were helping oh you were helping so uh i don't know maybe maybe billable didn't have it isn't out
there but yeah this kiley dude uh he's trying to get uh be he's trying to be he's trying to be
re-elected by becoming an independent and facing a Democrat named Richard Pan in November.
He said he was just so happy to be working with Joe to the Mansion born.
He's someone who demonstrated during his time in office that he was willing to go against both sides
when necessary to serve his constituents. You dipshit, you've never even been to West Virginia.
And no, he didn't serve his constituents.
He served the goddamn coal industry.
Well, okay, those were his constituents.
People struggling to eat, people struggling to be able to go to the doctor when they're sick,
people struggling to breathe in the sacrifice zone of southern West Virginia,
they didn't get served as constituents quite so much by Joe.
And so, and they meant that the article mentions,
independent Bill Hill in Alaska.
The Democrat Matt Schultz dropped out and endorsed Hill.
He's a commercial fisherman, Hill is.
I wonder if that's like being an oyster farmer.
He's running in a jungle primary on August the 18th.
He's running for a seat held by Nick Begich, a maggot.
And he said he supports abortion rights.
but he's also pro second amendment because firearms are an important tool for my subsistence lifestyle so you're a commercial fisherman but you're out there blazing away at the fish
or she blows let me get my ar-fifteen with the bumpstock here tends to ruin the meat wish you'd just go away go go go go hold a barbecue on your boat or something
the way he went. He actually filled the seat formerly held by Robert Byrd, a man whose dirty sweat socks,
Joe Manchin, was not been and never will be qualified to carry.
Can you tell I don't like Joe very much? Because I really, really don't.
And apparently nitwitneros running around cussing and carrying on and, well, stumbling around the Oval Office.
And people who actually understand things like issues Marshall, well, those people are pointing out that, I guess that nitwit Nero just thought he could make things go boom in Iran.
And Iran would just say, oh, wow, okay, you've convinced us.
in particular, Seth Jones, who previously advised the commanding general of U.S. Special Forces in Afghanistan,
showed up on CNN, their program out front with Aaron Burnett.
And, well, said that you really shouldn't go into a war unprepared.
It was taken out except for maybe one.
And now here we are seeing strikes like Christoph is going through on that airbase in Jordan,
where U.S. soldiers were killed in just the past few days. How vulnerable are U.S. sites?
I mean, how much of that missile defense and radar and all of these things that they've been
taking out, how much of it has even been repaired on the U.S. side?
Well, Aaron, there does appear to be some effort to repair, some of what the U.S. has done.
But I will tell you, I was in Europe last week looking at an update on the war in Ukraine.
What is striking, that war has been going on for four and a half years, is the Ukrainians have been
targeted by missiles and drones for four and a half years. They have their bases underground.
They've got a range of both point and area defense, so counter drone capabilities. The U.S.
should have been better prepared when this war started for these kinds of missiles, cruise ballistic
missiles and drones. This was entirely predictable from what we've seen for four to half years
in Ukraine and how to defend against it. So having like structures that are
hitable and not underground is a major lesson from the war in Ukraine. It was not moved over to
the Persian Gulf right now. No, as we see that and all the images, we go out pre-fab housing,
Christoph, from your reporting and images. Thank you both very much. And next, Trump's suddenly
backtracking. Yeah, whatever. But acting haste, repent and leisure. Oh, we've got so many missiles.
We're going to shoot all the missiles.
And we're getting our ass handed to us.
I mean, I feel...
And by the way, the Pentagon has recently scrubbed four deaths.
They said that...
Well, it was an operational thing
and the New York Times just didn't understand.
But, in fact, they scrubbed them
because they can't decide if they died in Operation Epstein Fury or not.
does that mean they don't get a purple heart
they better get a purple heart
can i mean it's
it's pathetic
i mean
it's not new
you know there were
there were members of the military
in the second world war
who got posthumous
purple hearts
because you know they were bombed while they were at chow
or hit with artillery or whatever
but this is just
unforgivably negligent. We knew, as that one fella said, we knew from the war in Ukraine how this was
going to go, but, well, Bibi told Daddy that, oh, they'll have regime change after you just hit them
with a few missiles. Meanwhile, we're running out of our million-dollar missile arsenal,
and Iran has plenty of $2,000 drones.
I don't know if there's been a bigger humiliation since, oh, I don't know, the Toitlberg Forest in the earliest years of the first century C.E.
Well, let's just go sashet through the black forest in Germany.
What could possibly go wrong?
Oh, wait, how did 20,000 people get all dead?
Yeah, they did.
They erased four war dead.
and over on my former filthy morning habit, they wasn't having none of it.
Last night in the region, we will keep you posted. Meanwhile, the New York Times is pointing out
that the number of U.S. troop deaths in the Iran War suddenly appeared lower on the Pentagon website
this week, dropping from 18 that was listed on Wednesday, down to 14 listed yesterday.
Three military officials tell the paper that one reason,
behind the change was the Trump administration decided to remove the four service members killed this past weekend from the list, took them off it, because their deaths occurred after President Trump declared a ceasefire in the war in April.
Now, the acting press secretary for the Pentagon, however, attributed the change to temporary data disruptions on the website that he suggested would be quickly fixed.
But Sam Stein, I mean, this wouldn't be the first time that the government, that the Trump administration has tried to doctor things to make the president look better.
It is a nonsensical argument that these four lives would cost, would matter less because they happened after a ceasefire was declared when obviously the ceasefire is over.
There are major strikes happening in the region now for well more than a week.
to me, this was particularly outrageous and disgraceful.
Well, to me, too.
It's both not shocking that the Trump administration would do this,
and it's shocking that it happened.
What is the actual goal of doing something like this
is to try to limit your political exposure for the war
as to try to cover up the actual costs of the engagement
that you launched with Iran,
or the American public somehow going to say,
okay, we can stomach this more because it's not 18, it's 14.
It's despicable, honestly.
It's failing to own the consequences of their actions,
or at least trying to avoid the consequences of their actions.
And honestly, it's insulting to the people who sacrificed to say,
hey, this was not actually a war casualty.
It was, what, a casualty of a, what's the word he uses, skirmish?
I found this to be among the more offensive moves that the administration has made politically,
but it obviously reflects a larger thinking that they have internally,
which is that this is politically problematic,
and they need to sort of put their fingers on the ledger here.
And Trump has opened about this all the time.
The other day he put out some bleat, some post on Truth Social,
where he was comparing the casualty counts and the costs of different wars,
Vietnam, Iraq, and Iran, as if, you know, we're, we're,
We're lucky that we've only had 18 sacrifices here.
It's how he views this conflict, not necessarily through the human sacrifice, but the political
cost that he has to incur.
And, you know, you can only imagine the other stuff they are covering up, because if they're
willing to cover up the deaths of four U.S. service members, what do we know about the actual
cost of the war?
What do we know about our munitions level?
It just raises a whole host of other questions.
and frankly, I feel very sorry for the families of these four people who were putting up here
that they have to now be dragged through this political debate
about whether their sacrifice counts as a war casualty or not.
Yeah, the callousness here is off the charts, but perhaps not surprising.
I agree with you, Sam.
Remember President Trump in his first term called those who were reportedly called those killed in combat
suckers and losers for that sacrifice.
Yeah, suckers and losers.
maybe he can create a suckers and losers medal
mm-hmm
and that was getting to that
Jeremy said it's insulting that none of these news fucks
dare mention even 18 isn't the real number
probably closer to 1800 to 2,000 dead
I don't know what the numbers are
I suspect they're higher
and they you know we went over it on this program
a few weeks ago
what return to duty means
they're taking people who were maimed and saying oh well oh yeah they were injured but they've been
returned to duty when it's that's just a different box on a computer form but the people are still
blasted broken beat up and i i felt i felt like one of them tried to get close to it saying
we really don't know and then he pivoted to what the real cost of the war is.
I think he was about to say, we don't know how many people are really dead.
And as long they, and look, even Nitwit Niro when he was babbling the other day,
talked about, you know, when I go to Dover, well, there's only 18 dead.
How many times have you been to Dover?
Yeah, and then started talking about Lieutenant Tyler James.
Fien and struggled with his name.
Yeah, say their names.
Lieutenant Tyler James Fiann, Private Isabella Gonzalez,
Sergeant Michael Emmanuel Swinton,
and Sergeant Anhelle Asrampersad,
their lives wasted by a deeply insecure egomaniac in the White House
and a dead drunk, deeply insecure maniac in the Pentagon.
But they've all got a hand in it because they all have to say that it's the right thing to do,
that this was somehow necessary when it wasn't.
Well, you know, the Congress is about to go on vacation.
A long, well-deserved vacation because they've been working so damned hard
baloney. Mullah Moses Mike, the Speaker of the House, the ordained Southern Baptist Minister,
has sent the House home early. And apparently the maggots heading home are not looking forward
to getting there. You might expect that they'll take the long way home, you know, like Odysseus,
or Super Tramp, for that matter. These maggots are not looking forward to going home because they
No, they're walking into the teeth of a very angry constituency.
Prices continuing to rise.
Gasoline is going to, came down a little.
Now it's going to go back up.
And, well, Steve Scalise, the guy who said just the other day that you have to show a picture ID to get extra pasta at Olive Garden.
he was trying to put on a brave face when he said
all of these issues will come up i mean iran will absolutely come up cost of living comes up
safety and secure tie border secure tie comes up all of them come up you know and that's
why it's important to remind people that we're addressing them issues
having your mouth filled with five greasy orange trump toes is not addressing the issues stevie boy and of course there was another war powers vote and uh politico said
uh the timing of the war powers vote right as members were leaving town where among the four republicans defecting was tom barrett a vulnerable incumbent fighting to hold on to his competitive michigan seat had an unsettling
effect among some House GOP lawmakers already spooked by poll numbers,
appearing to favor Democrats for a takeover in 2027.
One anonymous maggots speaking to Politico,
you can't put my name with this, you can't,
because Daddy will take his belt off and beat my little pink butt.
Well, we have a hell of a lot of work to do, that's clear,
the coward said.
God, I hope it doesn't hurt too little, fellas.
Really, I don't.
I do.
I hope you have an absolutely miserable vacation.
I hope that when you're out in public,
mothers turn their children's faces away from your filthy visages
and daddy spit on the ground at the mere sight of you.
and Jeremy pointing out
Trump is the same POS
who didn't want any injured veterans or service members
in his parade last year because in his words
the injured are disgusting and no one wants to see that
and there's been a bit of an online campaign
for the military saying send me
send me
send me
fuck it send big old boron
send Bob
And so as we go into the, you know, the August break used to be when even journalists would take time off.
Because there really wasn't anything going on.
Those days are over.
And, you know, after nitwit Niro's recent performance in Georgia,
ostensibly he was showing up in support of Mike Collins.
who is the maggot nominee for Senate against John Ossoff.
Well, apparently, Georgia maggots are getting right nervous,
a GOP operative telling notice.
We're already seeing Osloff at every turn trying to tie Collins to Trump.
Well, he doesn't have to try very hard with Collins doing all the tying himself
and with Nittwit Niro's poll numbers in the toilet that,
GOP strategist. Oh, I want to be a strategist so bad.
So, oh, there's headwinds there, but Collins is going to wear the negative of it.
And noted that all the braying and valley hoeing and the, uh, the, uh, dirty business of
sending, uh, Madam skunkhead, Tulsi Gabbard to, uh, peep around corners when, uh, ballots were being
seized.
that same strategy said
those issues are definitely
negative for Republicans in the state
a general election electorate doesn't have much patience
for that and then speaking plainly and actually allowing
his name to be used a pollster
for the maggots named Amon Keegan
said
Collins is going to get smashed
from between his Trump's approval ratings and this stupid war with Iran,
every day makes it less likely that Collins wins.
Notice asked as many people as they possibly could.
Another one, another maggot said, oh yeah, 100 percent Trump's a,
Trump is an albatross, I'm paraphrasing now,
an albatross around Collins' neck.
And even that one clip, we all heard it.
In Georgia, cancels Caligula said,
Maybe the most important man in this room right now is not here.
His name is Mike Collins, and he's going to beat Pinky Herman.
And at this point, the Democrats are like, no, bring him back every week.
Please.
Yeah.
Give him a residency or something.
Just let him just stay and bray.
I did not.
Jeremy said, did you see this from the onion?
a few days ago? I did not.
Mike Johnson struggles
to hold speaker gavel while wearing
anti-masturbation mitts.
That's a good one too.
Someone a-eyed
Bob, big old boron,
wearing the same clam diggers
and a little
low-heel ballerina flats
and open-chested
satin purple blouse
that
Andrew Taint
was wearing when he was arrested.
By the way, somebody actually dug around in the U.K. to find it.
That's a women's outfit.
It is.
Who knew that the man oh masculinity,
the great hustler,
Andrew Taint,
well, I don't know.
Maybe he'd like to have a little sit down with the,
Brian Nome.
Maybe Brian could tell him how to do those ginormous boobies that Brian does for his bimbofocation.
What a timeline.
And someone is waiting patiently on the stress line.
It has been for a while.
Let's find out what's going on.
Hey, welcome to the program.
This is Wavehart, Your Vase, Spencer, with Sherylane Loosner.
Ashton Sireland.
Spencer, we just got married.
You're kidding me.
On the show.
You're all hitched up?
No, I wanted to.
We're going to get official on Monday, right?
But there's like, I have several shows to transpire.
And I'm slightly inebriated, but I've called the show before.
You know how bad I can get.
But, hey, you know, he's not inebriated.
She wanted to save herself until she felt a little stability.
You want to talk to Roxanne?
All right.
All right.
That's my best one of the world.
Hi, Roxanne.
Hi, Cheryl.
Hi.
How are you?
Congratulations.
Thank you.
I'm so happy.
I'm the hip-ups, but I'm happy.
She's on a specific.
She's on spectrum like myself.
But it took me three weeks to figure out she might be on the spectrum.
And if you know me, I'm pretty smart.
Are there, Rattah?
Yeah, yeah.
So you're getting married you're getting hitched on you're getting you're getting you're getting
hitched on Monday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we've been talking like, you know,
I came in for a couple coffee and here I am.
Go here.
So you're going to.
I'm a love with this guy.
He's he's.
There's there is only one wave in this world.
I know.
I have.
And she kept up.
You want the horn plot twist?
Sure.
Would have married this woman and lived on her cheer with her because she's the best liar I ever had.
She lasted on my jokes.
And when she looks at me, makes me want to cry.
Oh.
She's, she.
Huh?
Oh.
Yeah.
And no, no, I'm just going to give you a word, Roxanne, Robin.
And all of it, because he actually goes, all right, you made me naked and he calls it a radio show, I'm going to kill you.
That's actually awesome.
I almost not live.
I'm not sure.
You know, at least it's not video.
So, you know, take the win.
Bye.
She's a terrorist, Roxanne.
She's almost not.
Almost not.
Well, almost in the number of marriage.
Aylson.
I got a Sanadosit, Rock, Dan.
I got a sedatorville.
God bless you all.
I got stuff to do.
I have to go.
I have to go.
Look at word.
The C word.
Come on, right.
Well, mine, um,
consummate my marriage.
Okay.
Let's keep it.
Let's keep it.
Let's keep it in.
Let's keep it just this side of the TMI, shall we?
No, no, no, it has to be.
It has to be official because there's a MAGA underflow.
So I had to officially put this on the air.
There was some conservator who was MAGA,
who had everybody skirted away,
and everybody,
he almost had everybody's money in his pocket.
His first name is Benjamin.
So we've got to shift the power of attorney on Monday.
Thomas, Roxanne.
That's why there was a TMI.
I didn't know, I didn't want to collaborate any gasters.
You follow me?
Yes, I do.
I do.
And by the way, Ralph says congratulations to you both.
Thank you, Warren.
We're going to drink apple cider.
But yeah, this has to be reeling in public because there are MAGA sensibilities.
There's an undercurrent.
He has all the finances.
He doesn't, the mother is deep down Alzheimer's row.
And the woman, he's the brother-in-law, okay?
He has no holds, but he has all her finances.
So now she's a soul there.
she can add a couple of comments, then add a couple comments to that.
I love you guys.
Love y'all.
Take care.
All right?
It worked out.
It manifested the fuck.
I do love this woman.
I didn't know there was a couple bucks involved until I started looking at things and listening to how things we said.
Yeah, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just leave that, leave that where it is.
y'all you'll take care and have all the joy in the world you hear
thank you so much i love you box that and we're going i'm going to all right i'm going to
listen to show later bye bye bye bye Cheryl bye bye hello bye hello say goodbye love blooms in the horn family community
congregation how about that note coming in for matt and san
Francisco just when I thought I couldn't hate them anymore.
Endless trap doors of shame.
I know.
Bring back public shaming.
I really don't know how the people around Trump don't just lose their shit and start beating on 47's face legally and peacefully.
But I mean, really, who among us, if the opportunity presented itself to be in a room alone with 47, wouldn't help him reach that great golden beyond that he thinks so.
waits him at this point in time I think all we have to do is sit and wait because it does await him
and I'd say the odds are probably at least 6040 if not 70 30 that like I said previously
it happens live on TV um Matt continues and says I mean it would never happen but
I, for one, I almost feel duty-bound to deliver some rough justice.
How many additional unnecessary deaths can you lay at his feet?
What, a million the first term?
How many this time?
Well, are we counting dead Iranians?
Are we counting dead Ukrainians?
Because what he's done to Ukraine is a vast shaming of this country
and a betrayal on the order of Judas Ascariot or Br,
brutus
at two guinea
the midterms have to deliver
a resounding defeat to the fascist if not
I fear for my own mental health
let alone everyone else's
is there a button I can push to get to a different timeline
this
this miserable
this execrable
this
grotesque revolt
timeline.
Yeah, if you find the button holler, you know, for the longest time, and she still maintains it,
Annette has said that the timeline got screwed on the lib boat many years ago when we went
through the Bermuda triangle and the doors all blew open and the clocks were like going
rear, rear, rear, rear.
Others say it was harambe.
Maybe it was both.
But like I said, if you find it, you tell me.
And just a couple of things before we head over to the old holler tree.
This is, well, there's, well, endless trap doors, like Matt said.
Jeremy with a note said, I just hope it does happen on live air,
and we will get a break from a replay of Billow freaking out and screaming,
Fuck it, I'll do it live!
as he's tearing off his sport jacket.
What does that mean to play us out?
Fuck it. I'll do it live.
You know what I would do with you if I was alone and we were naked?
I rub you down with falafel.
Take a bottle of wine in the shower and just scrubbed you back with the falafel.
It was a different time, wasn't it?
But yeah, trap doors with trap doors with trap doors with trap doors.
trap doors. Over in the Buckeye state, billboards have been showing up on electronic billboards
because, I mean, that's the wave of the future. They were first noticed in Lima, Ohio.
This is disgusting. The billboard reads, no child has two dads. No child has two moms.
they were they were paid for by a Seattle-based hate group called them before us and they're going up all
going up across rural Ohio just as an act of manifest cruelty against LGBTQ plus families
where the billboard says two moms and two dads the lettering for that is in rainbow color
Apparently this thing, the post that outed this is getting some legs.
The first person to notice that a woman named Megan Tucker Manley who lives in Northwest
Ohio.
She saw the billboard in Lima.
And she pointed out that this is beyond just attacking same-sex parents.
She said that, you know, they're basically attacking kids in foster care or partners in abusive relationships and children whose parents are divorced.
In her post, oh, where the world is driving?
She said, I'm not sitting down, even though I should be the one to sit down because I have stage four cancer.
It should be focused on other things.
instead this thing has just lit a fire under me hateful ye have always with you apparently these filthy things have been up for
at least three weeks and apparently the media company has no compulsion against posting deliberate hate
among other things they don't just want to end marriage equality this them before us
hate group.
They also want to ban in vitro
fertilization and no fault
divorce. They want
women to stick around in marriages until
he's, you know,
beaten them sufficiently
that they'll have grounds for a
trial that'll cost
$20,000, $25,000.
And in case you were wondering,
Katie Faust, who is the head
of this filthy organization,
well, she's got a long history
with the family research
Council and of course the Alliance defaming Freedom.
For her part, the group said,
Our movement is not about adult feelings and no, children do not have a right to loving adults.
They have a right to the one man and one woman that created them.
That's absolutely the ideal.
And as someone can't acknowledge that without getting their feelings hurt,
that's a reflection of their own thinking needing to mature.
Well, bless their heart, the LGBTQ plus community in Ohio has responded,
raising over $15,000 to post-counter billboards.
I hate it when resources have to be used this way
because there are so many at-risk people, especially at-risk youth,
that things like Billboard campaigns could make a real.
real difference in their lives.
The group,
Have a Gay Day, said they bought a week of advertising space
for positive queer messages online.
And Equality, Ohio issued a statement saying,
These billboards don't just attack LGBTQ Plus families.
They erase every Ohio kid whose home doesn't fit a narrow manufactured mold.
They tell real children of real families that they don't count.
And if there's any good news out of this, it's that they're fighting these filthy, fucking monstrous bigots are fighting a losing battle.
Because it turns out children raised in LGBTQ homes actually have a more positive view of marriage compared to children in heterosexual homes.
But remember, this all goes back to what Clarence pubes on the Coke can Fappy Thomas wrote in his concurrence to Dobbs.
Bring me a case that we can use to overturn Obergefell and we will.
That's still the goal.
That's the goal of the Alliance Defaming Freedom, that tax-exempt grift, that
runs around trying to hurt people in the name of Jesus.
Yeah.
Let's do go over the river and through the woods to the old holler tree.
We said that from the key where else and see if anybody wants to engage in any conversation.
Matt with a question, how long until we bring back burying people up to their neck and then gather the villagers for a good old-fashioned public stoning?
They can broadcast it on TV.
Come on.
They would if they could, sick fucks.
Of course they would.
Look, the spectacle of the rassling match out on the south lawn of the White House was the beginning of that.
We're not that far from idiocracy and Monday night rehabilitation.
And, you know, that popular TV show, Al, My Balls.
I'm surprised that no one's produced Al My Balls yet.
It may be a rights thing because, well, maybe Fox owns the rights to Al My Balls,
and eventually if it's going to be produced, they're going to be the ones who produce it.
I mean, gosh, we could have witch burnings and stonings, just like Matt mentioned.
We could have pressings.
And it's a bigger problem than most people acknowledge because it's easy to look at a story like that and say,
oh, well, they're just cranks.
remember it took less than 40% of the American electorate to impose prohibition.
That's what a determined plurality can do.
Well, what, Jeremy?
There's a new rumor they shocked J.D. Vance.
Okay.
A new rumor that says J.D. Vance has hired trans sex workers as much as Lindsay now famously had.
Anybody would be, would anybody be surprised?
Not me.
And of course, the long knives are out inside the party for the JD-Agg.
Apparently there's a group of never-vance Republicans.
That's not necessarily a good thing.
He's not sufficiently maggot hateful.
Oh, and out of Alabama, you know, miracles can happen.
but the governor and lieutenant governor candidates in
Alabama, Doug Jones, running for governor,
and his running mate,
whose name is Representative Philip Ensler,
they both come out calling for a moratorium on data centers.
Will it be enough to peel off enough votes
to slow down the momentum of Tommy the Tuber
and whatever
slime mold is his running mate.
Jones and Insler being very, very careful.
They're saying, you know, listen,
I'm not entirely opposed to data centers,
but we need to be a little more careful
about letting them into our communities
before we know what the impact will be
on the power grid, water usage,
quality of life in town,
power bills,
And Ensler said a moratorium allows time to say, let's have a rigorous environmental review.
Let's make sure that there's public input.
Let's make sure that we're really taking the time to think about these without just approving them without any sort of real considerations.
And there's even a groundswell in North Alabama.
That's the area I grew up in.
To put regulations on data centers.
Of course, you might recall that Tommy the Tube.
recently said that well you know the people who are posing these fine fine data centers i mean
they're being influenced by the chikoms yeah and the question then becomes and it's not so much are you
going to get the maggots the maggots are a member of a cult but but you know just because you
voted for trump doesn't necessarily make you make you a maggot it just makes you a follower
and can some of the followers be peeled off?
And more importantly, can they get the people who can't be bothered to vote to come out and vote?
That is the biggest problem that this country faces, the non-voters.
But Jones and Insler may be on to something because the temporary bans have been put in place by Leeds, Alabama, Fort Payne, Alabama, Homewood.
I mean, Fort Payne, that's not that far from Gadsden, which is the very home of that creep Roy Moore, who sex-pestered Santa's helper in a mall years ago.
Coleman, not exactly a bastion of liberalism, has put a moratorium in.
Springville, Chelsea, Fairfield
It almost feels like an undercurrent of
dare I say
popular
unhappiness
And you know once you start explaining to people what these goddamn data centers are
That they're just there to mine crypto
And run AI
Maybe it begins to make a bit of a difference
Forget it, Roxanne
it's
Alabama
but still
but still
so yeah let's check in
in the old holler tree
hey Jeremy what's happening
I think I
Roger saying something
about camping
or teaching a class this weekend
he wouldn't be
he's at the fair
okay that's right
the booth of the fair
is me in the booths of fare
that's what it was yeah
and I hope he's absolutely
he won't be here till later maybe
I hope he's absolutely
gorging himself
on hand-dipped corn dogs
we'll see
so you read the story about
J.D. Vance, no shocker there.
I actually think that...
Where does it come from, though? You just mentioned it.
There was no link or anything.
Came from that podcaster, Edward.
Younger guy who's openly gay
and he was out to dinner
and he's from the D.C. area
and he just did a podcast
with a... I think of her name a woman
who used to work for Playboy
as an editor, I believe, in the articles, not the photos.
And he was talking about being at dinner last week or something like that.
And someone who didn't know what he did for a living spouted off all these, you know,
the gay conspiracies about certain people in there.
And you know, Lindsay, he talks about Lindsey Graham.
It also kind of put off as a, hey, by the way,
people have been saying that J.D. Vance has quite recurrently higher sex workers,
specifically trans sex workers.
and it's well known but hidden in the White House.
So I guess she's a higher up.
This guy said that he doesn't know it to be a fact.
This woman said it,
but she said it openly,
wasn't private for it,
didn't know what he did for work,
so he's taking her word for it.
Would anybody be surprised?
No, that's why I put it out there.
I'm not shocked at all.
It's not like a, you know,
gas, get my fainting encounter.
I know.
I wouldn't shock me at all.
I think he's just like Lindsey Graham.
There's that infamous photo, of course,
of nitwit Nero.
with Rudy Giuliani all done up as a man in a dress,
and they're both grinning.
But I think Lindsey Graham in his passing,
it won't matter to him because he's long since dead now,
or not long since, but he's good and dead now.
It won't affect him any.
But I think his passing and a story's coming out about him
are breaking that unbreakable wall
and that, you know, that silent ceiling where people didn't talk about.
I say, I mean, there's an urging to, you know,
pull some of these creeps out of the woodwork.
not that we care that they're gay, trans, or we don't give a shit.
It's the hypocrisy, the damage they've done over the decades of self-hatred.
That's what we want to see ended.
I can give a fuck less who you sleep with or what you declare yourself as,
as long as you're not trying to, you know, hold me back or hold other people back in the same situations.
I don't care.
Have fun.
Do whatever you want.
Just don't affect me with your life and what you want me to do because you're mad at yourself.
And I think that's coming.
And, I mean, I think we saw the start of that with Don Lemon.
And Hunter interviewed this week.
He was a long-form interview.
It was about an hour, 20 minutes.
I think I got about 40 minutes in with lunch today.
And one of the topics they brought up was, you know,
of course, Hunter famously saying there's a gay cabal.
They're famous, there's been a gay mob, basically, in D.C. for years now.
For as long as he's known it, he said, my 54 years,
and at least since I was 20, of senators, congressmen, men and women,
you know, who are openly gay in Congress in the Senate.
Don't talk about it publicly.
People know, but they will go to the ends of the earth
to hurt the people that they claim their people of.
And of course, Don Lemon kind of poked him and said,
well, I'm not going to give you any names.
And he kind of played around a little bit.
And he said, if you're asking me to tell you is Josh,
and this is what Hunter said, if you're asking me to tell you,
do I know that Josh Holley's gay?
I can't say that.
And he named a bunch of different people.
I mean, Josh Holly, he said, Speaker Johnson, I can't tell you that.
And then the last one he said was Stephen Miller.
I can't, I can't tell you that he's gay.
It was cleverly done so you couldn't be sued for it.
But, I mean, I think a lot of these self-hating people, I mean, I think we all, a lot of us in this community understand that.
Well, about that.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I'm going to say, especially people like Steve, you and I, who have a little sense of somebody saying because of, you know, things we've seen and understand.
what it's like to at some point
maybe been in that situation,
and we can read people's intentions.
And Stephen Miller would not shock me in the least.
Wouldn't.
And the woman that was on with the man,
forgive me for not knowing her name,
very intelligent, well-spoken woman,
she said, no, I'm going to push back on Stephen Miller.
She says, I don't think he is,
I don't think he's gay.
She said, I think he's asexual.
I don't think he carries either way.
But he's in it for the power.
And he's, she said, he's from California,
because I listen, she worked for Playboy.
She said he's been a creep since he was in high school.
He's always been this way.
But she said she thought he was asexual, but that's not here or there.
What were you going to say?
Well, no, I was just going to point out that, well, where Stephen Miller is concerned.
And a Nazi.
Well, yeah, remember what we know now from DNA analysis of Adolf Hitler.
He was intersex.
And he was, and he was deeply ashamed of it.
and that shame manifested in the death of more than 6 million people.
Yeah.
It wouldn't, I mean, so are the, are the, are the, are the, are the, are the, is the Miller
brood the product of in vitro fertilization?
I don't know.
But I was going to suggest, since you, since you mentioned don't
lemon, Jeremy, I highly suggest that you go back and watch his two part interview.
with Ashley St. Clair.
Because they get into it, and she does name names.
She doesn't necessarily name any big political names,
but among other things, she says that Benny Johnson,
you know, the right-wing broadcaster who took scads of money from Mother Russia to tell lies,
she said, yeah, he's a closet case and not very well closet.
at all. But again,
a nameway, Benny Johnson, are you shocked
when you hear someone say, is it like a, does it blow
you over? He can't be, he's a straightest man
I've ever seen. No, it doesn't show me in the fucking lease.
Not in the least.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
a single straight guy
who spends that much time on his hair.
Well, that's it too.
And but who keeps saying
this and now there's a clear
binding link to it. Now I get the
inside joke. This is what you're getting at.
The guy who more than likely
sex traffic and probably used
Melania Trump before even Epstein
got to use her. Have you seen
a picture of that guy? The guy that starts
to Z his last name? He looks
like Al Pacino and Dick
Tracy with the hump in the back and a slit back here.
That is who that guy is.
I'll lose you?
No, I'm right here. I'm listening.
Well, you keep saying that all of Trump's
cabinet is like a big dick. They're Dick Cheney
monsters. Like they're not Dick Cheney.
Dick Tracy
topic villains. Yeah, right. And the guy at
sex track of Melania looks like Al Pacino from Dick Tracy.
A slick black hair, the hump in the back, the way he sits and talks,
he looks like Al Pacino from Dick Tracy.
So the joke is living.
Yeah, and, you know, well, more and more, whalehead, dead bear,
raccoon penis brainworm lamprey of the hyanisport brainworm lampreys.
Looks like prune face from Dick Tracy.
Yes, he does.
He's not, no, yeah, yeah, I forget, yeah, Prune face wasn't the big one.
That was pumpkin head.
But yeah, proved his other wrinkles.
So, yeah.
And so.
But anyway.
But then, you know, they're the out guys like, you know, Scott Besson.
He's out and proud.
And he's doing everything he can to hurt other members of the LGBTQ plus community.
Or Rick Grinnell.
I mean, there's several.
And they're referred to as Trump's gay white house.
gay posse. But we have to be, we have to be careful here, though, because I don't think it's,
you know, it's not the gay that makes them hateful. It's the closet. Or some people,
definitely the closet, some people, gay or straight or ace, for that matter, or trans,
are just horrible people. They'd be horrible people under any given circumstance.
Caitlin Jenner comes to mind.
I'll give you that.
She was never a great person as a man anyway.
So, yeah, she was never a terrific soul.
Killed somebody and weaseled out from under the charge because of wealth privilege.
No, your approach stands.
A lot of these folks would be horrible people in any given situation,
because that's just in their DNA, I guess, a good way, not their soul,
but just part of who they are.
They would never escape it, man, woman,
or any situation, they'd still be that horrible person.
It's embedded in it.
And I think the same goes for, you know, Stephen Miller.
Josh Holly, probably.
People like that, yeah, it's all embedded.
And it doesn't matter either.
Look, there's none of them that would surprise me if in the immortal words of Bart Cop,
they were caught with a man in their mouth.
I almost expected.
Whiskey Peak.
Not a note.
Yeah, he's another one.
He has to.
Wouldn't be shocked in the least.
with his testosterone crave and, you know, looks and this and that and just, oh, yeah.
I totally laugh at it because I have no words other than rage.
I just, I just laugh at them.
I know, I know, but I just want to be so careful that we're not using being gay as some sort of an insult because it isn't.
No, I mean, I get that.
I understand that completely.
And Matt adds, okay, just look at Mike Johnson at his interns.
poor kids. Anyway, I don't understand why they can't just leave people alone. Because,
because, Matt, if they left people alone, their lives would be even more empty and miserable
than they already are. And they are empty, miserable lives. They take refuge in things like religion,
thinking that it will somehow burnish their image. But at the end of the day, they talk to Jesus,
and Jesus doesn't talk back.
I mean, consider, he never got to actually fulfill the role.
But at one point in time, Mullah Moses Mike Johnson was slated to become the dean of a law school
that was named after a man, a longtime Republican operative from Texas.
But that man was a serial abuser of little boys.
He was a vile predator and evaded responsibility and accountability all his life.
But they were still willing to name a law school after him, and they announced that Mulla Moses' Mike would be the dean of it.
And then funding fell through along about the same time that it turned out that he raped a lot of little boys in the name of Jesus.
Because he was a big-time preacher.
And I can't come up with his name right now, but I did a deep dive on it sometime back.
As to Pete Hedgebreath, Matt says, you know he dreams of showering with the troops.
Matt, have you seen the video of him doing the little crossover step thing with the troops there?
Somebody put it to set it to music with Tiny Tim singing Kiptoe through the tulips and down.
damned if it did, I mean, it worked, it fit.
It made perfect sense.
But, you know, all this gym, all this gym bro culture, I mean, please.
And I want to stress kind of like you said, no, I do not think that the act of gay is the overt bad thing.
I'm not trying to say that all.
It'll make you monstrous to your gay or whatever.
It's the act of that people are hurting people from these different groups, being one themselves, closet or not in small groups.
It's enraging.
And there's, I've seen.
several posts from our side, people who claim to think like us on Lindsey Graham's death,
they called him that word, the most offensive version of it, you can imagine,
because they thought it was appropriate at the time for some reason.
A couple of them, I said, this isn't cool, this and cool, I don't care when it is.
It's not cool.
No, it's not acceptable.
I don't care when.
Hate is hate, no matter where you throw it, even if it's coming from a place of anger
because of who he was, it's still a hateful word to use against somebody in that situation.
I don't care.
Not acceptable.
But you got to wonder where they're getting their funzies and who's, well, I mean, I guess if you're a sex worker in D.C., you have a vested interest in keeping your mouth shut.
Because apparently, if Lindsey Graham is any indication, it pays really, really well to top closeted maggot Republicans.
Yeah, from what that one post-trans woman is saying, it sounds like she was paid, you know, well of excess of $100,000 at some point, keep her mouse shot.
And it's funded her life ever since.
Put her through college, helped her fund some of her own interests.
So, yeah, it must pay well to keep your mouth shut as well as keep your life safe.
And it was probably in cash, you know, not exactly, not exactly reportable to the IRS.
But, I mean, they're so, they're so hilarious.
seriously over the top in their efforts to project their godly masculine heterosexuality.
I read a story recently about a gym.
I don't know if I actually saved this story, but maybe.
I don't know where the aforementioned gym is, but did I?
No, I guess not.
There's a gym where Christian men are tired of being constantly tempted by scantily clad women working out in their proximity.
God damn, these guys would be happy in Afghanistan, you know?
Oh, yeah.
And so they've decided they need a men-only gym.
where men will just encourage each other to be manly without being distracted by the women folk
There's no way you can read a story like that
Double check it for satire
It wasn't these are good godly Christian men who shouldn't have to see filthy women and did it ever occur to them that women dressed to work?
out the way they do because it makes working out easier and they're not actually dressing for the
male gays or the male straits they're dressing to be comfortable in because you know if you
wear some big ass bulky t-shirt and you're on one of those exercise machines shit can go sideways
in a real hurry if you get if you get your t-shirt caught up in it so you know a little
little sports crop top, little pair of leggings, makes perfect sense.
But no, they want to men.
God, it's the little rascals, you know, it's the He-Man Woman Haters Club,
and they're all mad at Darla.
Speaking of He-Man.
Remake of He-Man on Amazon is damn good.
Coming from an 80s kid.
I don't people get pissed off and say, oh, it's not like the cartoon.
Horse-num is a fucking cartoon.
The best they could do, but God damn it, it's pretty good.
I'll give them a thumbs up on this one.
Cool.
But anyway.
By the time I hit the 80s,
I was kind of a little past heat man.
Yeah, I would think so.
And in many ways more, well, look, let's put it this way.
I really enjoyed Kim Possible.
You enjoyed live action more than cartoons.
I get it.
I understand.
Well, no, no.
Kim Possible was a cartoon.
And, you know, she had her little friend, the naked mole rat.
Yeah.
Yeah, but my suggestion was a dirty joke, Robin.
Come on now.
Come on.
Come on.
Okay.
I know you're trying to clean up for family radio.
I understand.
I prefer live action.
Oh, stop it.
Anyway, I need to get back to her because I want to be done early tonight.
So if she wants to speak, he's welcome to.
If not, you're going to have a solo.
Where are you guys?
Where is everybody?
Um,
Chewoo's here and Squeaky's here.
Um,
Steve,
are you out there?
Haven't heard from you this evening.
Maybe,
maybe Steve's working late on a Friday or something.
Um,
I'm on the train headed home,
so I'm on the quiet car right now.
And I did have a question.
Um,
so for Jeremy,
I don't know.
And the sign of sky truth,
I don't have internet right now.
I mean,
my phone is kind of in and out.
But what is,
What is asexual?
I don't know that term.
ASEC, well, I can handle that one, actually.
Jeremy needs to go back to work.
Asexual is someone who does not experience sexual attraction.
Just doesn't.
You know, what gets the straight person or a gay person all hot and bothered, whatever that is?
Ah, ace people just don't get all hot and bothered.
I guess I got it.
I guess.
Yeah, I mean, it's not, it's not,
asexual within that, within the context of sexualities is not the same thing as like an amoeba engaging in asexual reproduction.
It just means, you know, you don't get turned on.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, get you all worked up.
And by the way, with a note, Lady G.
coming from Matt. Isn't it weird he dropped dead a couple of days after visiting Russia? I mean,
did that happen or did I imagine that? No. There are those who say that he actually died in
Ukraine. He didn't go to Russia. He went to Ukraine. He may have been killed in a strike.
Because according to at least one person, the aircraft flight times don't add up.
The plane got in from Poland. You had to leave.
of Krakow. The plane got in from Poland after EMS had already been called. And, you know,
there's that question too. Who called EMS? Were his shoes on backwards? You know, like Nelson
Rockefeller. I think we have right. Well, I was just going to ask. So, EMS was called when the, you know,
and was there when the plane landed?
No, no, no.
The plane landed after EMS had already been called to his home,
if that guy's account is correct.
So, in other words, he's saying that Lindsay wasn't at home,
and the EMS call was some sort of a dodge,
and that his body was brought back on a plane from Poland.
I can't imagine that that wouldn't be a thing, but stranger things have happened.
You know, Nelson Rockefeller was found with his shoes on the wrong feet.
My understanding is he did make it back to the United States.
He was at his house in Washington or wherever it is on the outskirts of D.C.
He had talked to Trump, you know, because he was going to go on the morning programs on Sunday.
And then he talked to a staffer, you know, several minutes after.
and was complaining of chest pains and stuff.
And I think the staffer had said something like,
I'll call you back later, check on you,
call Lindsay back like 10 minutes later,
got in response and called EMS figuring something bad had happened.
That's what I'm hearing.
Maybe he died somewhere else,
but that's the official story they're saying.
Yeah, well, you know, I tend to lean toward the simplest answer
is most often the correct one.
So that would make the most amount of sense.
And, you know, sometimes on Fridays we talk about the stupid,
things in the news that we run across in this case I run across.
Here's a good one.
So earlier in the week we talked about how Whiskey Pete Kegbreath is going to, and this goes back to what Matt said about him yearning to shower with the troops.
I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks that testosterone just makes guys walk around,
harder than Babylonian arithmetic all the time.
What it does do, however, is, you know, you're 35, maybe, your guy who's 35, you know,
you haven't had to use the Claricil or anything like that for, you know, 10 years or so.
And you get put on the testosterone and all of a sudden zits are popping up on your left and right,
among other things.
Then your hair starts falling out.
But,
no, I imagine
Whiskey Pete thinks that
it's just the
miracle erection meds.
And I'm sure that that's, he equates
low testosterone with
not having
hell.
We're beating the light out. There goes
dinner in the central daylight time zone.
You know, not constantly
waking up with morning wood or just getting embarrassing erections when you're sitting in a room
receiving some sort of briefing for your upcoming mission what have you so there's all of that
and you don't have to look very far within the manosphere movement of masculine men of masculine
masculinity, manliness, to find guys singing the praises of the juice.
With women, it's a different story, however.
Remember, Whiskey Pete wants to inject women with testosterone, too.
But, no, I mentioned the other day the benefits of bioidentical estrogen therapy for post-menopausal women.
and a number of women are lots of women are taking advantage of it and seeing market improvements
in their lives their health, their well-being, their mental processing.
But some women, oh dear, it's almost a Rolling Stones album, some girls, I was driving.
through Bakersfield, listening to the, never mind.
And I run 12 red lights in his honor.
Thank you, Jesus.
Thank you, Lord.
No, the natural movement is now out there.
And there's even a video that's been seen God knows how many times.
Oh, Lord, save me from the stupidity.
a viral video telling cis women not to take hormone replacement therapy, not to take estrogen,
you know, for perimenopause or menopause.
Instead, God, it must be miserable.
You know, I think there's a subreddit out there called Are the Sis OK?
No.
No, apparently, this.
this one group of feminine femininity yada yada yada uh say it's unnatural to take estrogen supplementation
therapy so instead and i'm not kidding i wish i was making this up but i'm not uh these women's health
influencers are promoting the idea, and you know some guy had to come up with this, some
cis head guy had to come up with this. The health influencers are encouraging women to drink
their own pee as a holistic remedy to hormone imbalance. Now, as a peri or a peri or
menopausal woman you're not cranking out estrogen in the first place so that part
doesn't make sense but how about a nice warm glass of pee-pee ladies Jesus
two women in in the video declare they want to drink your pee don't do HRT
and then downs the contents of a mug that we are
left to understand is piss and and she's knocking it down with her gal-pow.
I know, I know, Ralph's, listen, we just try to inform the public here.
Oh my God, Roxanne, says Ralph's.
I wish I didn't know this, Roxanne. I wish I didn't know.
Unfortunately, I do. This is them quite literally trying to force us to live out their
fantasy with there is a high fetish out there of women drinking their own piss i kid you not guys
they whack off two people drinking their own piss it's a fan it's a it's a fetish not it's like the
one it's like the this timeline really stinks on wheels it's like the story from last night
about the guys who were um skulking around dollar trees across the country
masturbating and squirting on unsuspecting women and putting up videos of it and being praised for it.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry.
What's that?
I mean, because I can tell you right now, I have three sisters, and all three of the,
even the one Republican sister of mine would beat your ass on the damn spot and would still be beating your ass when the police.
police got there over that type of shit. So what kind of women are these people? No, don't blame the
women, Chihu, they don't know it's happening. I'm not blaming. I'm not blaming the women.
They don't know it's happening. The one woman in the story that I had yesterday got out to the got
out to her car and all of a sudden she realized that her leggings were wet. And then she, oh my God.
and then she changed clothes and went back into the dollar tree and showed it to the clerk and
the clerk assuming that the woman did not speak Spanish said uh
we have another one oh man I just don't know that that time that type of shit I mean like
And again, they video it and put it online so that other, and the term is, gooners can enjoy themselves vicariously by watching that.
And the woman.
In front of a dollar tree.
No, not in front of, in dollar tree.
Because there's always all kinds of.
In dollar tree.
Yeah, there's always all kinds of boxes stacked up.
There aren't very many employees in dollar tree.
And so they'll just pick surreptitious little spaces and rub one out.
it's disgusting
but
now but now you've got
women
drinking their own pee
for holistic hormone support when there are no hormones in the
pee
Jesus Christ
personally
yeah personally I think
I think it's being it's being
promoted by guys
who want to pee on women
because
Well, I'm a facetiously free R. Kelly and then put him in another jail there.
Golden showers are a big thing in online porn.
Oh, my God, Matt in San Francisco said,
Now, Roxanne, how dare you drop the visual of Whiskey Pete getting aroused at a military briefing?
Something my brain did not need, although there is a gay porn producer, I know,
always looking for new ideas.
and can I get can can can I get I get I take to say this but can I get like a little bit of
royalty action on that if he decides to make a thing of it Matt I'm I'm kind of shameless where
that's confirmed concerned and by the way we've got the end of one of Ralph's challenges
$5 from yesterday and $25 for the BBC Discovery Challenge courtesy of Ralph's that would
get us down under the $2,300 mark as we try to finish July, fully funded.
As far as drinking pee, Matt says, well,
apple juice is out for dinner tonight.
I know.
And it mulled cider while we're at it.
And I'm not.
My Seagram 7 and 7 up is also out.
Yeah, that's right.
A little bit of the same color.
and I'm not going to say hard cider either because you know you go right ahead Matt you blame
Robin he brought this topic up I just filled in part of the fetish that I've heard of
so I'm sorry and so Rachel Gelman a pelvic floor physical therapist and sex counselor
put out a response video saying I can't believe it's 2026 and I have to say this out loud
don't drink your pee.
If you don't want to do hormone therapy, that's fine.
You don't have to.
But drinking your pee is not going to manage whatever symptoms you're having
or do something to protect you from whatever it is you think it happens from hormone therapy.
And of course, remember there's, you know, whalehead, dead bear, raccoon penis, brainworm,
Lamprey has been out there for well over a year now, barking and grunting and mulling and puking about the over medical.
of Americans.
You know, Robin, the sick part about this,
and you're overthinking this whole
drink your own pee if you're a woman
to get your home and replacement therapy naturally.
You're overthinking why the morons are saying, do that.
These are probably for the most part,
geriatric virgins who believe there's only one hole.
Oh, please, no.
No, no, no, please.
I can't go there.
I mean, I know, I know, I know, I know the state.
You know, I'm not wrong.
You know, I'm not wrong, wrong.
No, no, the state of teaching men about women's health and women's bodies is some,
the bar is somewhere in hell.
And the number of times I've seen comments by men thinking that women pee out of our vaginas is,
oh, yeah.
I'm sorry, horror.
I'm sorry.
I just had to mention that.
But I say, I swear, I think.
It's some forverted thing being driven by men who want to pee on women.
And I'm so glad to get rid of that story.
White dudes are going into dollar trees and dumping jizz, fresh jizz on women.
And then women are drinking tea for whatever reason because somebody told them to.
Yeah, we're pretty much at the end of the, yeah, we're pretty much at the end of civilization, Chi-W.
Did you say white dudes?
No, it's all kinds of dudes.
So.
Yeah.
In dollar trees?
Well, yeah.
I guess I could see that.
No, I couldn't see it, but I guess I could imagine that.
Yeah, you don't want to see it.
No, I don't.
That's disgusting, man.
I mean, like, I got two sons.
I got two sons.
And as a father, I would, I, shit.
Dude, I would beat the.
dog shit up both of my sons right now.
If I could have heard, they did that type of shit.
But Chi Wu, see, these are in cells, okay?
They live in darkened basements and whatnot, and wait for Mama to bring them a hot pocket
and post online about how women are disgusting.
And like I said, they praise each other for doing this.
So you-
What does that come from?
I mean, how do, what, where does that come from?
Well, it comes out of in-cell culture.
I don't know what that means.
Okay, in-cells are involuntary celibates.
So, and incels have committed mass murders.
One in California went through and blew away some sorority girls because,
he felt like they owed him attention and owed him sex.
I'll sell it, okay, I got you, so Lucy, okay.
And so they sit around online barking and grunting at each other about how women are repulsive and disgusting and won't have sex with them.
And honestly, the Venn diagram of like in cells and skinheads and non-exam.
Nazis and Klansmen and Oafkeepers and free percenters and proud boys.
It's all just-
And Black Lives Matter dudes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, that's all, but all of that is just a circle.
It's, and frankly, I think there is something in, in, in your theory that if, if, I mean, one of the guys who was photographed by the back was black dude.
didn't see his face but they caught his back he needs his ass beat he needs his black ass beat
that's what he needs out in public that's what he needs i'm saying it i don't need permission
well i mean i just i just wonder you know were they actually raised by real human parents
i i can't imagine any sisters i know you know i i can't imagine i can't imagine
any sisters I know that would put up, I mean, you could be a crackhead mama and I don't think she would, she would, no, I just don't, I don't see that's hard. I can't even imagine like that is so far, you know, this whole thing, I mean, I can't even get my mind around that. That is so bizarre and weird, you know, I don't get that.
Well, apparently they've landed on Dollar Tree because Dollar Tree has places to hide and do what you're doing.
No, that's because you, like most of the whole, well, I'd say all the listeners do not consider myself in-sale members.
They hate women because women are there to service their every beck and call in every way you can think of.
Wait, who me?
Well, and Ralph's makes...
When you say you...
No, you can't imagine.
at Chi Wu because
you're decent human being.
Well, and I didn't come up that way.
You know, and I'm probably a little bit too old.
You know, I'm probably a little bit too old
to know the latest fads and whatnot
besides the ones my two daughters, you know.
That's why my shotgun ride shotgun
because, you know, there's no way.
I mean, I wouldn't condone.
I wouldn't permit, you know, I wouldn't allow.
We would have talks and counseling.
We would have one-on-ones.
I just wouldn't raise my children that way.
I don't know if your girls go to Dollar Tree, but tell them to stay the hell out.
When they get $5, they go, Dollar Tree or General Dollar or whatever it's called.
Yeah, down here we call Dollar General Holler Dollar.
Dollar, yeah, that's it.
You know, I mean, you're from Kentucky.
You know what Hollar is.
They go for the candy and, you know, the snacks and stuff.
And I let them once every two weeks, I let them go.
you know but they
man but I go with them though
see I wouldn't you know
my kids are young enough
but I would have to go with them
yeah well and that makes all the difference in the world
because these these these
creeps
look for women who are
unaccompanied and unsuspecting
and the story I had
in yesterday's program
the woman talked about how the guy
was behind her and saying all kinds of filthy
shit to her and she said get the fuck away from me and she thought he had and then she got outside
and realized what he had done that that's horrible i mean that's that like i can't you know it's different
than getting spit on or something like that because that's even you know but you know that's that's
kind of where i'm at with i mean that's i'm telling right now in the particular case that that that i
had in the story yesterday, the woman actually sought out a dollar tree that was in a fairly
upscale Houston suburb and still got hit.
And Ralph's pointing out, in-cells are Andrew Tate.
Yeah, there are thousands of in-cells who follow Andrew Tate because he preaches misogyny
and the worthlessness of women.
and then like I said
he gets caught when he gets arrested
down in Florida he's arrested
in a women's pants and
blouse ensemble with
little
like ballerina flats
and this is a guy
who is this now
who is Andrew Tate
he's the
he's a masculinity
influencer and he's also
charged with multiple counts of sex
racking, racketeering, that sort of thing, both in Romania and the U.K.
And he was arrested on a U.K. extradition warrant.
And now the maggots are losing their minds screaming up and down that Todd Blanche
must not allow him to be extradited to the United Kingdom.
It's insane.
And by the way, Andrew Tate has also bragged about his internal connections to the White House.
And not only he and Bob, you know, big old boron, not only he and Bob are social media pals,
but none other than the guy that JD, or the guy that Jeremy mentioned earlier, the JD egg, is also pals.
with Andrew Tate on social media.
Hold on a second.
You just joggle my memory.
One more thing from that Don Lemon and Hunter Biden interview.
The last person he suggested, he said,
if you ask me, can I tell you if Eric is gay?
He said, no, I can't, but I can tell you all the women
of David wished he was.
Jeremy, wait, say that again.
I'm sorry, Jeremy.
I was in a desk.
What did you say that again?
Hunter Biden did an interview with Don Lemon from me.
an extra reporter from CNN.
And he threw off a bunch of names of people who, you know, he couldn't prove we're gay,
but kind of saying yes, they're gay without being sued for.
The last one he said was, you asked me if Eric Trump, Donald's third son, was gay.
He said, no, I couldn't tell you that.
But I can tell you all the women that ever dated him wished he was.
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, that's a ramel arm or rim shot.
God. What a time. What a world.
And it is...
Okay, so let me... I'm sorry, Robin. I'm sorry. I'll go ahead.
Finish. No, I was just going to say that Clarence wrote in and said,
subject line, Dollar Tree Come.
That shit there is not happening in the hood. I can see a sister stepping right to the
motherfucker who does that shit. You've got to get up close and personal to pull that.
Also, that tells me situational awareness is not practiced.
If you shop in a dollar tree, your head should be on a swivel.
That's true, but it's, I'm telling you, it's happening all over the country.
And because of the way that Dollar Tree is poorly managed and poorly organized, the whole point is the woman doesn't know until the guy is long gone.
So it probably is happening in the hood.
It's happening in the suburbs.
It's happening uptown, downtown, midtown, rural America.
urban America, it's happening.
And the way we found out is the woman's lawyers started plowing on the internet, plowing through police reports, plowing through news reports.
And it's just like here and here and here and here and here.
And when the story got publicized, women started calling that same law firm saying, represent me too, because it happened to me.
Because Dollar Tree doesn't do a goddamn thing to stop it.
I mean, we'll know they're taking it seriously.
If the next time you walk in a dollar tree,
there aren't a bunch of damn boxes stacked up in the middle of the,
in the middle of the aisles.
But that raises,
that raises a larger issue.
You know, I've been talking about this business with the West Virginia
assistant majority leader,
good God fear and maggot that he is,
who is now in, in,
the joint having
engaged in sexual abuse against an eighth grade little girl.
He met her.
Well, I mean, he already knew her, but he began grooming her on Roblox.
It's a children's game, R-O-B-L-O-X.
Some of you may have heard of it.
I've heard of that because my 10- and 8-year-olds, they get the little gift card.
for Christmas and they do it, you know, the road.
And then they watch the videos of other people playing Roblox.
And so I get that.
But now I know I need to get on that shit, too.
Yeah, people.
Because I would have never known.
And, you know, Roblox has been settling here and there.
They entered into an $11 million settlement with West Virginia.
They settled for like 12 with Alabama, five with Mississippi.
and supposedly we're going to do something to stop the predation?
Because creepy old men can just willy-nilly try to groom what they think are little girls or little boys inside the game.
Shut down and slip by what you're saying about this.
This has been going on for a large, not so much the grooming of little kid directly,
but really during COVID, it really kicked off.
But prior to that, even, there was some infiltration.
But when COVID-R-Ir was sitting home, kids are home on the Internet all the time playing games,
that's when groups like the Klan and Nazi-osiliated groups started infiltrating gaming room
and recruiting kids to their movement.
Oh, yeah.
I remember the story years ago about how so-called terrorist cells were doing their planning inside online games.
What's interesting about the Roblox situation, however, though, is that they entered into the settlement with West Virginia this past spring, swearing a blue streak that, oh, they were going to crack down on all of this grooming, or maybe it was two springs ago.
And then, lo and behold, there's Elliot Pritt, allegedly, having groomed the child via Roblox.
and they all have the same these predators all have the same sort of behaviors so they'll they'll
get the child going on roblox and then they'll say Snapchat question mark because messages
disappear in Snapchat you know it's so funny is I work in IT and when I get home the last thing
that I want to look at is another computer screen or anything to do with digital I don't even
even have digital social accounts other than LinkedIn.
But, man, apart from that, you know, I feel like, you know, when I'm sitting at home and my kids have their hour of digital time, you know, and I'm not minor, I feel like if I'm at home, then I know, you know, they can't leave without me and, you know, anything like that.
But man, you know, this predatory shit, what can Democrats and people who lean left just come?
out and just say, why are these nasty, nasty ass motherfuckers protecting child predators?
And I know we say it and this, that, and the other, but just, I mean, just start calling
them just nasty ass.
Would you send your daughter or son over, over?
No, you wouldn't because them motherfuckers are nasty.
But the thing is, Chihu, the fish rots from the head.
and in the long run, not much is being done.
You know, I had the story just earlier this week.
Yet another J6 domestic terrorist was sentenced to 19 years in prison because after
Nitwit Niro pardoned him, he went and raped a seven-year-old child.
And as I said then, that makes Nittwit Niro an accessory before the fact.
to the rape of the child because had he not pardoned him he would not have been out and about and
able to rape i mean i'm so i'm so i'm so i'm so old i can remember the state put that motherfucker
under the jail i hope to stay where that happened at i hope that state government that state
legislative 19 years that's good but i'm so old that i can remember when the uh the republicans were
throwing his left and right because Hillary Clinton once defended on a pro bono basis
a man who was accused of some sort of child sex predator charge.
Lawyers do that.
Lawyers get in some jurisdictions, lawyers get assigned cases to defend on a
You know, where the public defender can't or doesn't exist.
And it's just one of the more unpleasant parts of the job.
Your fortunate thing is that to some degree, when you get people of a certain age,
no offense, Robin, your age and a little older who had kids like me in the 90s,
internet was still kind of Wild Wild West.
I was exposed to way more, but it probably should have been.
When I've been known about it, it would have been put to
I can say that right now.
And in some ways, it probably changed me.
I hate to admit it, but it did.
But today's kids who grew up with the internet and still have parents who might just use it at work and still don't have it at home, they know how to get around in these systems.
And they know what they're doing.
They can outsmart their parent.
My niece, who lives with my mother, who's 78 this year, had convinced her that Discord was a safe place for 12-year-old.
and when I heard that last Christmas, my jaw hit the, said,
Disk what?
She said, yeah, she used a Discord to talk to her friends, but it's safe.
I said, the fuck it is.
I said it's open chat rooms.
Men can sneak in there from different places.
In fact, she heard the time when a man did sneak in from sort of like Canada.
I started talking to the kids randomly.
Somehow got into the group.
It was talking, you didn't get sexual, but I mean, it said easily could be.
And I said, no.
And I've had to school her in several things.
And I'm going to talk about Roblo.
I know my needs to do is roadblocks.
I'm trusting more now that I've heard this story.
I just don't.
And like I said, unfortunately, kids who grew up with it,
especially now, no ways around to trick their parents,
things they can use to get around little roadblocks on the internet on them.
It's just short of not having technology in your house,
you cannot protect them.
Yeah, I'm going to have to tighten up on that issue with my kids.
Because, you know, I'm thinking, okay,
still 100% old school, OG, whatever, you know,
I'm thinking, okay, the kids in the house with me, they could see it on TV, you know, they get gift cards and stuff to play Roblox or what I don't even know what to do it is, really.
I just know, you know, you have to do it, whatever.
I'm going to have to tighten up on that shit because I just don't know.
And, you know, my kids grew up in an era way, way, even their older brothers don't know the world that they grew up in.
I mean, they're growing up.
My oldest daughter was born in 2015.
Come on.
Are you kidding me?
They don't, my kids, my two children, my two daughters, they don't, they went upstairs in my bedroom.
I have a landline phone, which is connected to AT&T landline service.
I rarely use it.
They saw me on that phone and asked, what was that?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, Jesus.
I mean, if I'd have had the, I still have the old, you know, the one you had in the kitchen that hung up on the wall.
Yeah, oh, yeah.
With the rotary dial on it, with the rotary dial on it.
I still have that.
I mean, it's not plugged in.
The one that I have has the buttons on it, the same, same phone just with the buttons.
They had no idea.
Like, what do you supposed to, what do you do with that?
You know, and I was like, sweetheart, a hundred years ago, when I was.
a kid, they put out a book that they gave to every household with names and addresses of everybody
who had a phone and businesses.
It was called, you know, what was it called?
Say it.
The phone book.
Oh, my God, just hearing the way you describe it.
I don't know if you've seen any of these, Chi Wu, but you want to talk, you want to talk
about hilarious.
There are videos out there.
of older folks like millennials.
Yeah, I'm sorry, millennials are older now.
And, you know, Gen X and whatnot.
They do these videos where they hand, or they show their Gen Alpha kids or grandkids,
a desk phone with a dial on it and say,
I want you to call this number.
it's a scream it's a scream it's it you've had to put that because my kids my two daughters
had no idea now my son i have my youngest son he's in his mid-20s he's 23 he'll turn 23 in
january i should say he's 23 he went to his freshman college class and that they asked him
to write down you know or to describe something that you have that you have that
nobody else has.
And he was telling me about this and I said, let me guess.
You put down your little black book.
He had no idea what I was talking about.
Now, when I was kid, everybody had, you know, we didn't have cell phone.
So you had to write it down if you wanted to keep a number.
Right.
You know, they hadn't, he had no idea what a little black book was.
Now, his older brother laughed at him because he definitely, no, he's an older millennial.
But my youngest son, who will be 23 in January, black, but he's like, pops.
I called his mom.
I'm like, babe, come in to the room.
I'm like, I'm like, tell me about your black book again.
He's like, pops.
That's called the contact list.
I'm like, oh, shit.
This is it.
And to get back to society, right here.
and to get back to your phone book comment
depending on the city
the town you lived in how thick that phone book was
it doubled us a home defense tool
I grew up in Chicago
or a booster seat
for a little kid you know
sure
and by the way
Chi Wu
Stephen New York has awarded you
a Ramalama Ding Dong for
it was a phone book
yeah
and I got a couple more here from Matt.
Matt's on a roll this evening.
I'm glad you could listen live, Matt.
It's a pleasure having you out there.
The lingerie dude,
and I saw the lingerie dude,
and I immediately thought of Lindsey Graham,
because remember that one woman said that he paid her
ungodly amounts of money to do unspeakable things to Lindsay Graham
while he wore red lingerie.
they always go for the red lingerie doesn't look good on well never mind i got corrected the last time i said
that but anyway the lingerie dude matt says i and matt used to work retail i had a guy that used to call
the lingerie department and tell the clerk that he was shopping for his wife for their anniversary
and he would ask them to describe the underwear to him and then ask again each description his breathing
would grow louder the next time he called i had them send it to me
and I called him a sick fuck and he should pay someone to work out his kinks.
I guess I killed the mood.
Yeah, some men, yeah, something that.
We had the Sears and J.C. Penny Christmas catalog.
Well, there's that.
But Matt says, yeah, some men need counseling or medication.
I don't know.
Something.
And as to the guy who went up for 19 years, Matt said,
isn't that the fifth one, the actual fifth guy among those pardoned that have since been convicted
of child sexual assault or picks?
The president's a pedophile, his cabinet and donors, chock a block with them.
This ain't normal, folks.
We in trouble.
We are.
We are from, and no one is immune.
I thought it was more like seven sex predators, Matt.
I could be wrong.
But, yeah.
They mask.
And again, Donald Trump is an accessory before the fact to every single.
one of these crimes.
Plain and simple.
Well, hell, he probably's collecting after the fact to keep quiet.
Because if he says anything, well, you know, I think he's a pedophile.
That person who he thinks is a pedophile is getting brought up on charges.
But he don't say shit as long as you got the money.
You got some money to wet his beak.
He ain't going to say shit because he's also a nasty motherfucker as well.
And all God's children said amen, Chi Wu.
Well, I just noticed that Christopher has entered the room.
Hi, Christopher.
Happy Friday.
Hi, everybody.
Happy Friday, one family.
How's Arlob?
Well, he's doing wonderful.
Has he been hanging out?
Has he fully grown into those ginormous paws?
Pretty much.
Pretty much.
His ears are still too big.
for his head. Oh, that's got to be
the pause.
What's up?
Pretty much.
Gee Woo.
What's up, sir?
I'm doing good, man.
How about you?
Robin, let me tell you about Chris's
funky ass.
Chris brought his ass all the way
out here from Oregon,
all the way out here to Illinois,
spent like two, three weeks
out here.
We called up one time.
And I told Chris, I said,
Chris, if you get all the way out here,
I can make the hour
to have two-hour drive.
So I met Chris in a place called St. Charles, Illinois.
Chris got some cool last friends,
a dude that farts a lot named Robert and Jeff and his wife.
Legendary.
Are really, really cool people.
We set up there, had a good time for like two, three hours,
you know, and then I had it back.
But Chris was out here for three weeks.
I couldn't get his ass to drive.
And he had a car.
You could have come to the socks game, but you had to go to the wedding.
Yeah, but you know what, though?
You was here for two or three weeks.
We could have went to a different socks game.
You went to the Indianapolis 500 or some redneck shit.
You went to the, you probably caught a Cubs game.
I don't know.
I did.
Okay, see what you want me to do.
Yeah, 18 to 3, I remember that.
Yeah.
a rain like a son of a bitch before the game.
So they had to delay it for an hour.
And I couldn't get the whole time, Mr.
Oaxane, the whole, the whole time Chris was here,
he couldn't bring his ass to McHenry.
I couldn't get him to come to McHenry for just one.
I mean, come on, man.
I ran the, what you did?
The problem is, Chris,
I ran the vacuum and cleaned the pool.
Oh, my God.
I fucking done.
I put pledge on the fucking furniture.
I wish you.
The pledge.
Listen.
Chris,
lemon fresh.
I know.
I know.
Poor shame.
Tell you what.
When you come here,
Chihuahue,
I'll make sure to use lemon pledge on all my furniture.
Chris kiss my ass.
I want my hat back.
And I want to get,
come get it personally.
So don't send my shit.
Oh, my God.
There's head.
There's head here involved.
He left his hat in my friend Jeff's house, but took it back with me.
Ah, okay, okay.
Well, hey, I got it.
And I got it to ship it to him and he won't give me his address.
I got a little food porn for you.
I got some too, but you go first.
Okay, well, this is, I've mentioned this in the past, but it never ceases to just delight me.
It is, of course, hot dog food porn.
Oh, favorite.
and it I've taken well Kroger's has their private selection brand and they've got these ginormous four to a package all beef hot dogs I mean they're like almost the size of a noxvost and so I got inspired and I've been making I use cheese I toast my bun put the cheese
on it so it melts nicely and then butterfly the frank put it on the bun uh put the spiciest
cheese and onions on it no no no no no no no no no the hottest mustard i can find it's usually a
good de jong and then i stack on the kimchi who we oh there you go oh yeah it's oh it's so good it's so good
I made them last night, and it's funny.
My dietary needs have changed over the years, especially the last five or six.
And, you know, two hot dogs, no big deal.
I got through one, and I was whipped.
I mean, because I swear, I think that was a half a pound hot dog, or at least a quarter pound.
But, Mr. Obed, would you prefer kimchi or, or, or, or, or, you prefer?
or sourcrop.
Well, I like sourcrow on a hot dog, and that's the...
You don't have to have both.
I'm not saying you have to choose between both.
They might be equally good.
The kimchi has so many other flavors going on in it.
You know, the onions and the garlic and the chilies and the cabbage and the cabbage and, of course, I'm a weird, and I'll just, you know, get my bag of kimchi out of the fridge and scoop out a little bit into a dish and stick it in the microwave.
for 20 seconds and have it for a snack.
I've never had kimchi before in my life.
I'm an occultry.
I was stationed in the Philippines.
I was stationed in the Philippines.
I was stationed in Japan.
I've never had kimchi.
Oh, you haven't lived.
I've had sourcrow.
It's not to my palate.
I like kind of like the southern United States.
kind of traditional cabbage with a little bit of some sort of salt pork or smoked turkey leg or something.
That's a different animal.
That's just cooked cabbage and it's happening.
It's completely different.
It's completely different.
But a West Virginia dog would be right up your alley because here we don't call it chili.
We call it sauce.
And it's not exactly like a chili.
But a West Virginia dog has sauce, mustard, ketchup if you want it,
a slaw and a sprinkling of a little diced white onion.
Yeah, that sounds good right there.
That sounds good right there.
Up here in Chicago, a chili dog.
Most people have it.
The dog, the chili cheese and onion, and the old schoolers will have it with mustard.
That's a chili dog.
You got to have mustard.
And by the way, there's a hot dog place here in Parkersburg.
that has been in business since 1939, and they've fallen on hard times, and I'm afraid they're going to close.
But I've got to try to get over there because supposedly their West Virginia dogs are just fan-freakintastic.
By the way.
They have a Chicago dog, Roxanne?
Oh, man, I love a Chicago dog.
God, I love those so much.
The one that this.
With the garden, with the salad on top?
Yeah.
Oh, I love that.
basically a salad.
Why are the sport pepper?
And the sport pepper.
Why are the sport pepper?
Why are the sport pepper so leathery?
I don't know.
You know, a pepper and chine.
You went to the wrong spot?
No, I just ordered them.
I ordered in a jar.
They're from the Vienna company, same place as I got to relish.
Yeah.
What you should do from the Vienna company, because I used to send my mom this,
I used to send her care package.
Get you the roast beef.
Get you the roast beef.
That package is like $55 now.
But get you the roast the roast beef pack.
The Italian beef package.
The Italian beef package.
No, I got some of that a few months ago at Aldi.
They had some in.
And God, I loved them.
Oh.
And I made my Italian hot beef sandwiches.
Sloppy.
So I found a Chicago joint here.
my sister told me about it and she took a picture.
She was like, have you ever been here?
It's called Samich.
It's on the east side of Portland.
And it's not too far away from my dad.
So I picked up my dad Tuesday and we went over there.
And we got a beef sausage combo.
And it was gigantic, ginormous.
All wet, the motherfucker was soggy.
I mean soggy.
And they gave us every guy to Osceau with,
it.
Then they did.
Do you get the sweet peppers?
Got, they put both on there.
So they put, they give you the roasted sweet peppers and they did their own
gardener.
So it was very, it was all kind of minced.
So Roxanne, have you, I think you said you tried to make your own jardiner.
Is that right?
Yeah.
And I wound up ordering some.
I ordered the spicy and the sweet.
And, uh, they were both just fantastic.
Let me ask you a question.
Do you remember if there was red, um, diced red bell pepper in it?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It would have been.
Okay.
To get your own there, you have to have red bell pepper for sure.
I couldn't remember if that was part of it when I went to Portillo's.
But yeah, I guess so.
Oh, they made their own.
Come on, Chris.
Think that nobody on the call has portellos.
You can order portillos and they'll send you nationwide.
But come on, Chris.
Nobody, nobody has portillo.
They don't have Al's beef either.
Ows beef in Portillo's, Nata.
Oh, this, this Italian hot beef that I got frozen,
I can't remember the name now, but they claim to be the,
it wasn't Portillo's, it wasn't Al's,
but they claim to be the original Chicago-style Italian hot beef.
I need to break in just for a second year.
That might be Vienna.
That might be Vienna.
No, it wasn't, it wasn't Vienna.
I can't remember what it is.
In fact, I think I mentioned the name back when I'd found it because I was so excited.
But I need to break in just for a second because Matt in San Francisco has put a challenge on the table.
And if somebody meets it, it would finish off Ralph's challenge from yesterday.
And it's the dude who farts a lot, $5 challenge.
I'm glad that didn't just.
go by the board. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in on that, right? I'm going to send you some money right now.
I love it. I love it. A $5.00 for farts. Robert's
Farts. I've got a challenge named after him. Yay.
Oh, like, dude, you got to tell him. You got to email him or right now and tell him Robert.
You've been offered.
It's like a metal. It's like giving a metal name after you.
All right. And so there's another, there's another challenge that'll get us down to
2257 if somebody else has 25 bucks for the parts a lot challenge the the other one though is ralph's
um um ralph says donnie donnie does discovery challenge and that like i said that would get us down to
2257 to finish the month of july fully funded we had a great start we got fully funded
through an absolute miracle in June
and had some fundraising free radio
that was magnificent and thank you
to the sponsor of that challenge.
And so,
well,
2257 would,
well, it's reachable.
It's going to be a little difficult, but it's reachable.
So thanks for the challenge, man.
It got,
it got,
Ruffin,
if I send you money from PayPal,
who would I send to?
I mean, what would I look up?
You can just use my old, old Gmail address, Bob Kincaid, B-O-B-K-K-I-N-C-A-D at
Gmail.com, or there's just a button at head-on.
That's the easiest way, G-W.
Yeah, it is.
On.
Live, go to that URL and click that button.
At Bob Kincaid.
Let's see.
Yeah, but if you just use the button at head-on.
dot live. Just go to head on.
dot live. The buttons right there. It just click
it and it sends it right to it.
I don't know much about these
computers and stuff. Good grief.
Okay, IT guy.
My damn, my nerves.
Can I address
something? Can I
address something? You absolutely
can. It's a regular joint, Christopher.
So,
for the maggots, where's the bottom? Where is the bottom?
Tell me, please.
Whatever.
Because Donnie diaper rash, right?
And he meets the caskets at Dover Airport, right?
And so the four service members come out.
And he says in the press conference or whatever was that, oh, they told me their dying last words were,
sir, I'm so glad you sent me to this best war, the Irish.
Man War and, you know, could only fight for you.
It was sickening, yeah.
No, I mean, but in answer to your question, no bottom?
No, there is no bottom.
Remember, when he was running in 2016, he said,
I could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and never lose a vote.
Because he knew he was, he knew he was spearheading and leading a cult.
Yeah.
A cult. And by the way, Ralph says, thanks, everybody. So thanks, Matt. Thanks, Chi Wu. Thanks to, thanks to Jude last evening. Well, here's a fun one. It started out innocuous enough. You talk about there's no bottom.
Steve, Peter Dushy from Fox News TV Radio Rwanda just was throwing a softball to the dementia patient in the White House.
And because there's no bottom, Christopher, it immediately went sideways.
I mean a softball, I mean a softball.
Peter Dushy said, well, he wanted to know whether Michael Jordan or LeBron James was the goat, greatest of all time.
Remember, there's no bottom.
Here we go.
It's crooked.
We have crooked elections in some places.
Today it was announced.
LeBron James has decided that he wants his next team to.
to be the 76ers.
Where do you stand on LeBron versus Michael Jordan as the best ever?
Well, Michael Jordan's a guy that's a friend of mine, playing off with him.
He's a really good guy.
Shame on you, Michael.
And I think LeBron is, he's a racist, but maybe he doesn't like Trump, I don't know,
but I only like people that like me.
So I would say Michael Jordan all the way.
Another sports, another sports question.
When Tiger Woods was about to get arrested, he called you.
Now we know that when Bryson de Chambot was having a dispute with the rules official this week,
he wanted to call you.
You got involved with a red card for the U.S. men's soccer team.
Is there a precedent for somebody with your job becoming a fixer for the world's best athletes?
Well, it's not a fixer.
You mean being a judge.
Like, you know, I thought the Bryson call was a tough call.
You know, I saw him walking around.
I see a lot of people they're walking around looking for their ball and weeds, okay?
But I've been watching that, so, you know, I thought it was a tough call against him.
I thought the red card was a very tough call.
And it worked out brilliantly.
Look, supposing that they...
Yeah, fuck you, you, pedophile.
But, yeah, LeBron James is a racist because he doesn't like Trump.
We don't have enough time remaining in this program, and it's unnecessary with this community to explain that that is kind of impossible.
Would it make you make and make you telly say just just dribble the basketball?
Yeah, that's all we shut up and dribble.
But I want to know because, you know, I'm so just good, just just shut up and dribble your food.
But I mean, we've known for almost a quarter century now that I'm so.
pale that I burn under the refrigerator bulb, and I hate Trump. Does that make me a racist?
Is that the benchmark for racist now? You hate Trump? It does. It makes you a sexual racist.
To the campus. Up to the detention center, Roxanne. I'll see you there. Yeah, I'll be selling
cigarettes. I'll wash you dry. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be selling cigarettes. Lucy's under the
southwest guard tower.
And Chie Wu, thank you.
You actually met
Ralph's second challenge, the Donnie's
Discovery
challenge.
Miss Robin.
We're doing the 2257.
Thank you.
We don't need to talk about that.
Miss Robin, don't talk about that.
Okay.
Don't talk about that.
Don't talk about that.
Okay.
I'll hush now.
Don't talk about the dollar tree thing?
Yeah, right.
Exactly.
It's the dollar tree.
That's what it was.
Man, Chris, Chris, if you could have heard Ms. Robbins say,
talk about the jizz and the peeing and shit, that shit is, hold on.
Okay, I got to go.
I'm about eight minutes off the train.
I'll be back in a minute.
All right, that's cool.
Imagine that woman, I imagine that wasn't on that woman's grocery list.
No, she actually, she has a dog grooming service down in a suburb of Houston.
and she wanted to do cute photos of her doggies of it was Christmas season she wanted to do cute photos of her doggies with like antlers and sleigh bells and you know Christmasy stuff and so she didn't want to go to holler or Dollar Tree but it seemed like she was probably going to have more luck there than anywhere else and then well so much for luck yeah had luck but god
Well, if you thought that was bad, because it's Friday and I'm just kind of clearing the stack, this is, hmm, this is awful.
Trigger warning, content warning.
And if I offer trigger warnings and content warnings after the stories we've already done, you know, this is going to be awful.
God's head roaring for the dollar tree?
So a man in Cincinnati is going up the river for nine years as of three days ago.
He was sentenced.
He's doing federal time, this timeline.
He's going to do nine years federal time for his efforts in creating and distributing videos of the torture and sexual abuse of monkeys.
Oh, my God.
What?
That's just nasty.
That's a mess.
There is no bottom.
Jesus.
You asked the question.
28-year-old Nicholas T. Dryden paid a minor in Indonesia.
Yeah, paid a minor in Indonesia.
Yeah, well, right.
But, of course, there's a minor involved.
He paid a child in Indonesia to make videos of monkeys being tortured and sexually
abused and then sold
animal crush videos
through online groups that
he ran
to all kinds of other people
who apparently
that's their jam
that's a Donny Trump special
baby and
adolescent monkeys being tortured
in numerous ways
including having their genitals
burned and cut with scissors
oh
god damn
and can't wait for that
fucker to go on trial he's already on trial
no he's already going up the river
he's headed he's headed
for the joint
good
it's Michael Vic type shit
yeah first maybe
now Mike Michael Vic
you know he fought dogs and
toxin chickens and shit
that was nasty shit and it was nasty
it was nasty it was nasty
and he lost his whole
damn career for that.
He paid for that dearly and
recognized that and you can't take
it back. But this man...
But he came back to play, you know,
right? He did.
He did. But he had
after he, when did he play?
He played after he got out of
risen.
Jesus Christ. I mean, this is
I mean, this is just
And all of this, I will submit, is the result of a portion of the populace who can no longer feel stimulus like ordinary human beings do.
How could you even contemplate this?
Ms. Robin, I could take you right now to places in Kentucky.
I can take you to two places in Kentucky
where there will be a crowd
you would think you were at a carnival or something like that
a couple of places in Kentucky where they still do cockfighting
Oh, I have no doubt
Yeah, I mean, I'm not lying
I mean that shit
You know, I don't get into it
You know, I don't eat the chicken
I'm gross
I saw it, I was in Mexico and I saw one
Yeah
Yeah, the talons and stuff.
And I've never seen no shit like that.
You know, but then, you know, I've been to rodeos before where the guest of honor died.
I've been to rodeos before.
Same shit.
It's the same shit.
We eat those animals.
Look at the barbarity of bullfighting.
Yeah.
It's a carryover from the worst of our more primordial.
instincts. By the way,
Darrell in
Houston wants you to know, Christopher,
there are Portilloes
here in Houston.
It's on my visit list. Oh, way.
It's on my visit. No, it ain't.
Chris.
That's blasphemy.
Daryl says it's on my visit list,
but I'm a lazy sum bitch, and they're all
20 to 30 minutes from me. Come on, give me
encouragement. You can
do it, Darrell. And you know what?
Even though it's Portillo
in Houston, it's going to be
amazing.
I would say go get
the beef sandwich, go get the beef
combo sandwich, and go get you
just a regular ass
jumbo char hot dog.
And then you put your toppings
on it. Don't put ketchup
on it, but put you some mustard
and relish on it and shut up and
eat it and then call your mom and slap her.
Yeah.
And get the chocolate cake or the
chocolate cake shake.
They're both.
Wait, get out of town.
There's a chocolate cake shake.
Yes.
Yeah, I guess I could just get a couple of those and just strap them.
You can get a spooner of beer if you eat it indoor.
If you eat it there, you can get you a, you can get you a beer, a schooner,
you can get beer and have you a beef sandwich and some beer.
The portillo's fries.
Chris tell them
You're good
Pretty solid
I mean
Portillo's fries
They had onion rings too right
Onion rings
They have onion rings
But I will put Portillo's fries
I mean
I've had
White Castle fries are really good
I like White Castle fries
White Castle fries
Portillo fries
Yeah
They don't make
McDonald's fries like they used to
So I can't put them up there
but I would say Portillo's, I would say Culvers and White Castles.
I was top three for me.
Oh, Culvers.
Oh, Culvers.
And the cheese cards at Culvers and the butter burgers and the concrete mixer.
I was there.
I missed the Culvers.
And there was a Culver's right outside of Wrigleyfield.
I looked at it.
You should have brought your ass to McHenry.
I could have took you to the original McCullvers across the board.
order, but now.
This is a sore spot, apparently.
I did, but I did, I did read an article earlier today.
It's not Culvers, but there's, it's a Kansas chain.
It's like Freddy's steak and custard.
Custer, Freddy's Custer, yeah.
Yeah.
We got a couple of those up here on the Lord.
Well, they're expanding into Northern, they're expanding into Northern, they're expanding into
Northern California and they, you know, they do frozen custard.
It sounds like they're kind of, I don't know who's older, Culvers or Freddy's,
but they sound similar.
So I'm guessing there's going to be...
I'm going to try to compete within and out, I guess.
Yeah, they're...
In and out is invading all of Oregon now.
Yeah, they're taking dead aim at in and out.
Right.
Now that I'm in my car, I will say this.
Okay, so it's four people on the call and myself.
if y'all come if y'all make it close to chicago i can't do indiana that's just too far the other way
but if y'all make it close to chicago i i'll i'll make the point to connect and if you come
you know come to the northwest suburbs you don't got to get a hotel oh someday someday chie woo someday
it's a dream bring your ass robin's sick we're talking shit bring your ass
yep that's travel time and i'm not on air and then everything goes to hell
and I'm not on air.
I mean, I can't tell you the number of times I said, well, I'll be away from the mic for a couple of days.
I was away from the mic.
Ms. Robin, it would take you, it would take you nine hours to get from you from where you at now to where I'm at now in McKinery County, Illinois, Boone Creek, New York and Google, Boone Creek, McKinery, Illinois.
That's where I'm sitting.
You could get there in a day.
We could broadcast.
I got the internet.
My next door name was a police officer.
You'd be safe.
I live in a...
It's pale over here, Darry.
You couldn't find the next black person is in, like...
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
It's pale over here.
Oh, you guys.
By the way, Darrell adding, that monkey fucking bastard should be ground up and made into food for wild animals.
Everyone that looked at that shit should be in jail for the rest of their lives.
horrible
fucking horrible
the
there's no bottom
no fucking bottom
that's the timeline
that's where we live
that's because they nasty
oh and speaking of guilty pleas
there was one other guilty plea today
Colt Gray
he's 16 years old
he's the
he's the
kid who
murdered four people
at his high school
in Appalachie, Georgia and wounded 15 others.
I saw that.
The best he can hope for is life with possibility of parole.
Interestingly, though...
Ain't it nice to be pale?
Yeah, I mean...
But he entered the plea.
He hasn't been sentenced yet.
Interestingly, though, his daddy has been prosecuted as well,
because he's the one who gave the kid the gun.
And that's a big deal for a state like Georgia,
where, you know, we got to have our second amendment rights or we ain't free.
Well, there's an election coming,
and the current governor is not up for re-election.
So the job is right in front of us.
The two Senate seats in Georgia,
They're up. The governor's seat for Georgia is up. So it's up to us because if we don't do it, they will.
Hold on. Raphael Warnock is not up, but John Ossoff is.
Ossoff is. That's right. That's right.
That's going to be one of the marquee races in the country.
And like the story I had earlier, the Democrats down there in Georgia are saying, no, really, send Trump
down to speak on behalf of Mike Collins some more.
Every time he, every time he, every time he, every time he endorses Mike Collins,
Mike Collins' numbers drop a little bit more.
That's a huge thing.
Of course, Georgia is, you know, Georgia is more purple than blood red, you know,
thanks in part to Atlanta.
But like the other story I had earlier this evening, when Alabama says, when Alabama
cities are moving against data centers.
And Tommy the tubers out there saying,
y'all bunch of Chinese communist,
that's what you are.
We're going to do some data centers.
Well, Doug Jones might just have a fighting chance.
Can you imagine?
Dare to dream.
A Democratic governor of Alabama?
Wow.
I'm sure Alabama would challenge that in court,
the last breath.
And just one last thing on the way out the door, because this is kind of cool, I don't
know how to pronounce the fellow's name.
He's a country music guy.
Aaron Lee, T-A-S-J-A-N.
I don't know if that's Tassan or I don't know.
But some maggots walked out of his concert over a song that he did called, I love America
a better than you.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Because they didn't like the words in the song.
Because...
Us now.
Yeah.
Well, it's...
Got the butt hurt.
Yeah.
Big butt hurt.
For me, Wednesday was on Wednesday.
And so...
He said, these articles about people walking out of my show in Texas two weeks ago
brought some true characters into my life today people who love to play the role of patriotic american
bless them we all know what bless them means and uh he told him remember my name so you can avoid my music
good luck remembering it most people can't even pronounce it including your umbel oastus uh and and and he's just
been trolling them all along and you know people are so mad i wrote a song lalls and the whole reason
whole reason everybody's losing their shit over it uh it goes back to 2024 he sings about the wealth
gap he sings about gun humpers and the bullshit that we was a christian nation and uh then says uh
he sings i love america better than you her founding mothers and her hot dogs too first black
president insurrectionist i love america better than you
And he celebrates the land of immigrants and queer trans feminists.
Oh.
Oh, that, that.
So you can only imagine.
The roots set him a blaze.
Yeah, you can only imagine.
Lee Greenwood ain't going to be on board with that.
Yeah, how much just absolute butt herdery is going on.
Don't think it'll be invited to the next UFC fight in front of the White House?
Or the barbecue.
And by the way, I just want to make clear it.
None of those stories are AI generated.
Not the dollar tree story, not the monkey story, not the...
What was the other one?
It's real life, huh?
Yeah.
Because apparently I have annoyed the Camel Cardinal, brother Deaconas, says, monkeys?
Monkeys?
What in the actual fuck, Roxanne?
First, you have random guys jizzing on women's yoga pants from behind the cornbone curtain at
Family Dollar.
Then you have some jackass pagan adolescent over in China to bang.
bang a monkey while taking selfies.
Can we please stop?
No, wait, this is the, this is, here's where it becomes art.
Can we please stop it with using AI, artificial idiocy, AI, to come up with these stories
every time you pull up short at the end of the week?
Trust me, I did not pull up short at the end of the week.
God, there's enough for a month of programs.
We're not.
You can only wish that stuff was AI.
Yeah, and then there's the stuff that I've saved for the Malloy program this evening.
I got to get out of here, but in an hour.
You're doing that in 10-8?
Yeah, yeah, I'm covering.
You going on Malloy?
Well, Tara.
Yeah, Tara and I are covering for Malloy this evening.
He reached out.
I'll see you in a minute, yeah.
I see in a minute.
Yeah.
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Hey, Roger.
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