Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-On With Roxanne Kincaid, 25 August 2026

Episode Date: August 26, 2026

Heart. Broken. Too, also: a certain fury. Now Dolly lives in every memory of her. 

The password is Memoriam. It's showtime. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussin, with America's only liberal transvilly elitist right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch,

who invites you to be part of the uprising against mountaintop removal CRMW.net. And now, from high in the hills West by God, Virginia, here she is. Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy.

And here we go. Off and running on this 25th day of August. A sad, sad day. 2006. This is the horn. Head on. Dot live is where you'll find us on the interweb tube. that's where you go.

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If you are a member of the podcasting contingent of the Horn Family Community Congregation, well, thank you for sharing your time with us that way. And if you could take a moment and leave us a comment, sure it would help. For those of you listening live, I imagine you already know what the topic of the password, what led to the password this afternoon is. Because let's see here. Well, every program here at the Horn begins with gratitude, and this program is no different.

So thanks go out to our 25th Day of the Months subscribers and contributors via PayPal. Thank you very kindly to Too Much Hodge. And I had a note from Too Much. hutch earlier uh uh the hutch said uh ralps's challenge from yesterday

I used to think Rhode Island is the armpit of New England easy our our dear dear dear friend Charlene is there in Rokes Island and so let's take it easy on Rogue's Island

uh but nay says too much Hutch I'm in New Hampshire hopefully one of many challenge meets the goose egg last night really fucked up the podcast version of the broadcaster is that too much i don't know i didn't get any other notes saying the podcast was messed up but it it's just a recording of what we do when the program is live i don't know but thanks to the horn family community hutch says for their prayers for gus the feline gus passed

just before sedation and his surgery last week, which made this family visit a little simpler. Love you all. We love you too much, Hutch. I'm terribly sorry to hear that. It adds to the, well, it adds to the sadness of the day. And I have no doubt most of you know that of which I speak. But thanks all, yes, thanks to too much Hutch.

And thank you to Aurora, who, sent a note along she said I haven't had time to listen to the show I'm back in school, art and women's history this term so I don't know if there's a challenge to which you can apply this donation I hope there is best regards Aurora

Aurora it's lovely to hear from you and we will apply that and too much Hutch jumped in on Ralph's challenge so thank you both for honoring that challenge And then I got to note earlier from Cat in Ohio.

Hi Auntie Cat, who said sadness. There's no God. You take sweet dolly and leave the evil orange thing, RIP. The day is completely shot. $100 in memory. Thank you, Cat. Thank you so much. So, well, that means we got down to, oh, let me find it here.

The total is down to 2160 to finish the month of August fully funded. Thank you. Thank you so very much, Cat, Aurora, too much Hutch, Routes for the Challenge. Thank you, thank you, thank you. gracious sakes it's just leon new york says she was the only person to appear on the orville as themselves she was celebrated as a hero on the show yes and she was

to so many and the goddess of irony well i feel like i feel like she was tweaking us on our little pink tomato noses today because dolly was 80 as is a certain orange monstrosity. My initial thought was that and apparently Joy in Ann Arbor thought the same thing. The Horn Hive Mind is a powerful thing. The goddamn grim reaper is incompetent.

I hate supernatural incompetence. He took the goodness and sweetness and light from this world. and left us with the vile, filthy, toxic, disgusting, repulsive, pestilent, pusulent, corpulent, waddling, fecal-smelling, 80-year-old dump with us. moments like this you feel like the lights really are going out and it's a damn tragic it just is

and by the way Ralph says thanks everyone lots of notes coming from y'all Tamara Memorium uh damn it Roxanne I've been crying for an hour and I know you all will understand I do understand. I completely understand.

I felt just heart sick. I was sitting in my car in the driveway when the news came across my feed. My first words were, God damn it, no. No. No. Not Ms. Dolly.

No, it just, it feels as vile and ugly and vulgar as nitwit Nero himself is. And Cynthia with a note said, the wrong person died today. And you know what I mean? I'm glad to have had the opportunity to see her perform once, but it was a long time ago. Dolly was an absolute and beloved national treasure. She will be mourned and missed. Where do you begin?

I've already seen clips populating across social media of her appearances with people like Letterman and Carson. And without fail, everyone whom she met found themselves uplifted by her presence. In Buddhism, what, oh, what's the term? Give me a second. Yes, she was a bodhisattva, one who is on the path to achieving full enlightenment. Without a doubt. Without a doubt. Well, it can mean that she has attained or is on the way to attaining.

I would say, yeah, she attained it. She understood what the suffering. of this world was and did everything and her power to eliminate as much of it as she humanly possibly could. Yeah. Baudhisattah.

Saint. In many ways they incorporate similar ideas. And, you know, when she was born and she's, you know, she is particularly, she's beloved the world over.

But in Apple, In Kalachia, there is a special degree of love for her because she was, in fact, absolutely, and for all of her days, one of us. Her family was so poor when she was born. The doctor who delivered her was paid with a sack of cornmeal. She first made her own cosmetics out of things that she could give. get to hand. And at one point in time, when someone

remarked upon her appearance, she said, it costs a lot of money to look this cheap. And she was beautiful, and she had a voice like an angel. God, how many... And you know what?

I guess I'm not surprised by her passing because she had a very happy marriage throughout her adult life and her husband had no interest in her spotlight and she kept her marriage

as sacred and private as she actually wanted it to be there's not a lot of people with that kind of grace her literacy program she made hundreds of millions of dollars and worked had to work to give it away

Her literacy program, well, my little granddaughters get a book every month from Ms. Dolly's program. And they pour over their pages with light and wonder in their eyes. And in 2020, she gave a vast amount of money to Vanderbilt University in Tennessee and helped lead the way in the development of the modern a COVID vaccine. Anything. Anything. To alleviate the suffering during that pandemic, which, you know, can't help but no,

was brought to us by Donald J. Goddamn Trump. She delighted in song, in words, in, in conversation. the world will not soon see her like again. I have no idea what that means, Jeremy. Is that the oh no? I'm not that familiar with Christmas vacation. I've only seen it a couple of times.

Your impression of Clark Griswold and Christmas vacation is your best yet. And I didn't even mean to. And by the way, Ralph said, I'll add $80 for Dolly and if other people want to add to that, that would be great. Not even a challenge, just an in-memory. Thank you, Ralphs. Thank you. That's so kind. $80 for $80 for every year, $1 for every year of her precious, blessed life upon this planet. And so that takes us down to 2080.

Thank you, Ralph's. That's so very sweet indeed. And, well, if you want to jump in, do please. It's tough. It is. Especially in a world that is suffering as this tired old planet is, where everything that is good seems under attack, everything that is decent, seems a target for the most indecent of creatures.

And Cynthia said, As the orange trash garbage made it about him yet, you know he's going to, and when he does, my blood pressure will explode. The best thing that filth can do is shut the fuck up. I haven't had the spiritual strength to go and look, but as Micah said earlier, and I agree with her, he'd best keep her name out of his goddamn filthy, narcissistic mouth. Oh, okay. Thank you, Jeremy. when he learns he's not getting the bonus he counts on every year Clark Griswold he spouts off about his boss and calls him everything but a child of God yours was close by accident and sadness

okay yeah now I remember I think that's a compliment I will take it as such so I don't know about y'all but after the program I'm just going to put on a playlist of Dolly and maybe somewhere in the afterlife she's kicking a little living shit out of Jolene. Who has it coming? But more than anything else, it was the irony that there is an 80-year-old out there whom the entire world will celebrate when he finally shuffles off this mortal coil.

And someone is good and sweet and kind and loving and warm and generous and decent as Dolly at the same age pre-deceases him. It's sort of one of those, there is no God moments. There is no justice moments. But as is my want, I took time to reflect. And we all know that we're all familiar of that principle that says that you cannot know pleasure without having known pain. you cannot know joy without having known heartache. And I think there may be a bit of that at work.

Oh dear, Ralph's. Headline, Trump reacts to Dolly Parton's death, orders U.S. flags lowered. God damn it. Let's see how bad it was. He posted a tripe social post earlier. Very sad to report that Dolly Putton, one of the greatest country singers, and far beyond ever, has just passed away. This is a true loss for millions of people. There's never been anyone like her and never will. In her honor, I'm lowering the American flag throughout the United States for a one-week period beginning to night at 6 p.m.

Rest in peace, Dolly. The world loves you. President Donald J. Trump. I think the stupid orange bastard knew that if he tried to say anything else, well, he knows he's the same age as she was. And I think he knows that this is a matter of equation balancing. Because we know now, you know, remember, some AI somewhere. I know, Micah said, wow, the fuck didn't screw it up. This is one he didn't dare. She's the same age as he is, and he is beginning to hear backwings fluttering about his perfectly unharmed cartilaginous orange ears.

I'm officially gobsmacked, says Miss Micah. I see that Britovo is over there on his stream, comparing the light and the darkness, the good versus evil. Yeah. But to get back to what I sort of, the conclusion I sort of reached, the depth of grief that we feel at the passing of someone

who should have lived to a hundred at least, the depth of grief we feel over her, teaches us just how joyous we will be on that grand and glorious day when that orange oleagenous pustule that galumphing corpulent wad of

goo and guts and petty jealousies and grievances and sick pervert versions finally kicks it. Again, I mentioned earlier, I got a little bit, I got a little bit sidetracked, but, you know, there was that AI thing I shared from a while back of people asking why, why so many people on the Internet are talking about having champagne in the refrigerator. And the AI said, oh, gee, I don't know, but there's a lot of them doing it.

Well, we know now, as of today, the 25th day of August, 2006, we know that champagne is not going to cut it. There needs to be champagne. I don't know. Strawberries dipped in chocolate. Petty fours with edible gold leaf scattered across it. triumphal dancing music playing from sea to shining sea and it makes me it it caused me to reflect on what we can probably expect on that grand and glorious day

from the multi-millionaire for-profit media who will be you know if you're old enough you remember the funeral of Richard Nixon and what a vulgar display that was instead of stuffing his criminal filthy body in a rusty toxic waste barrel and dropping it into the Mariana trench the Sturman well the

the parade of false piety that attended that old crooks passing but because of what happened today we have a better working understanding of just what the depth of grief feels like by which we will then measure the Everest

of our joy but really seriously take the grim rieper to the optometrist shop put that little thing in front of his eyes and where the optometrist's shop optometrist sits there and turns the dial and says, which is better? This way or this way?

This way or this way? This way or that way? That way or this way? Until you finally get frustrated and say, just give me a pair of fucking glasses. And from Michael, 2026 can fuck all the way off. I thought the second half of 2026 would be good, but I was wrong. Not even four days into July. My drag niece passed away at the age of 44.

She was transitioning early on, but due to heart issues, she had to stop. She had double bypassed last year and was told this year she may be able to start transitioning again. It didn't happen. Then a classmate passed away from cancer. End of July ended with me finding two baby boy kittens. then I see today Dolly passed away. Why? Why this 80-year-old?

I'm not doing okay when I was just starting to do okay. I'll be okay. Well, I'll be okay. I ask myself, what would Dolly do? She wouldn't want us to be sad about her passing. She would want us to celebrate her life, her legacy. So today we say goodbye to a legend and a true angel. I hope my drag-niece Victoria gets to meet Dolly

because she was the same way. It seems that it's always the good ones that go first. As the saying goes, Michael, evil is a preservative. And if that is in fact true, then what a fucked up universe this is. From Billable Rick, thank you. Give yourself a Lama Bell in honor of Dolly. Take the Grim Reaper to the optometrist shop. Thank you.

I was genuinely angry at the universe. when the news broke. And from Lee in New York, POTUS acknowledgement of Dolly Parton, that was written for him. If he wrote, if he had written it, he would have been praising her for her admiration of him,

highlighting her, don't nauseate me, Lee, highlighting her support for his policies, saying that she called him the greatest president ever, and telling us of her gratitude that he keeps America safe. I thought you were going to go

in a different direction, Lee, honestly. I thought you were going to point out, which I noted, or noticed, haven't mentioned yet, that I don't think he even dictated that post to, you know, Natalie, the human binky and diaper nurse. I don't know if she had, I mean, given the fact that she was responsible for putting up a post, an AI image depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as a pair of apes. I mean, that does. It qualifies her for a

lady's auxiliary membership in the clan. May even get her an honorary Grand Dragon or something. At least an exalted cyclops or a noble Cleggle. You have to wonder who did. Right, it wasn't

Stephen Chung. Oh, no. There's not any decency or dignity in that. White House. I'm really flummoxed at the quick at the man, just who would have, who would have written that? God, the height she attained from beginnings that were nothing if not humble. Lord, I remember seeing her on the Porter Wagoner show when I was just a little kid singing alongside Porter Wagner there in his nudie suit. No, not N-U-D-I-E. her nephew Sabin released a video to her fans

today my name is Brian Seaver son of Cassie Parton and I am representing the Parton and Owens family today announcing the passing of my Aunt Dolly Rebecca Parton Dean sister, sis, aunt granny to one generation and Gigi to the next this video announcement is something Dolly asked of me years ago

before I fully absorbed it as a future reality As her head of security for more than two decades, a role my father Larry held before me, I have imagined the heaviness of this moment but haven't truly felt it until now. It is an honor, an honor that is mixed with absolute pride and great sadness. But sadness lies with us, not with Dolly. Dolly has lived in the light and is in the arms of Jesus, surely met by Carl, her parents, and countless others who have watched her and longed for her to meet them in the heavens. I first went on the road with Dolly as a kid, getting a taste of the road life in the early 1980s.

Dolly opened doors not just for me, but for her entire family to reach the potential we didn't even know was possible. Dolly also opened doors for generations of singers, songwriters, musicians, and dreamers from every walk of life and across every continent. By her example, we believe that anything was possible. She never saw a door she couldn't open, and the doors she opened made and changed history. My family and I have shared a lifetime of beautiful memories with Dolly, but so of you. She has always been on your television, your record player, your CD, and on your phone playlist, becoming an extended part of your family whether you liked it or not. Our family and the team she has entrusted with her legacy will work diligently to ensure her spirit will live with us forever.

Dolly was a farmer, just like her daddy. He farmed the soil, she farmed songs and happiness. Dolly called me and said she wants to rest in a beautiful bed of plush cotton because after a life wearing heavy rhinestones, she finally deserves to be comfortable and have some rest. Rest in peace, Aunt Dolly. Aunt Granny, Gigi. May God bless Dolly Parton. And may God bless you all. She will always love you.

Okay. Damn it. And it closes with a picture of Dolly. I will always love you. Dolly Parton. rest in power magnificent woman rest in power

Lee noting Potus's Dolly Post he didn't dictate it we're lucky if he read it through I know Ralph's asking I wonder if Natalie even knows who Dolly Parton was makes you wonder who She does

Revere maybe I don't know Lee Greenwood and there's another one It wants the line from Shakespeare and makes a tragedy of so long life from Hamlets big soliloquy

I'm just curious Lee Greenwood Mother fucker That no talent bum is 83 years old Singer songwriter of seven number one songs and 25 charted singles Hell

Dolly did that Dolly did that on a doleous Tuesday Well They say They say things come in threes And they're not supposed to wish for anybody's death But

I'm tired of losing the good ones And I don't want to jinx anything And I don't know if I should say What's on What's on my heart right now Because apparently the Grim Reaper is not particularly in his right mind.

Oh, Dolly was an Aquarius like me. How about that? That's sweet. I just checked to see if Willie had had anything to say because we're running perilously low on national treasures. Can somebody

pretty please wrap Willie in bubble wrap? And somebody check, while we're at it, somebody check in on Keith. I mean, he's not an American, but he's a global treasure, Keith Richards. Maybe Mick, too, while we're at. Oh, dear God, where it? Is Paul McCartney okay? The ugliness is out there. None other than Laura Looney.

She's disgusting. Wow, so sad, Dolly Parton has died. She was in great shape in 2023 when she performed at the NFL halftime show on Thanksgiving. I wonder how she passed. Better than you, Will, bitch! And Mullah Moses Mike Johnson. Ugh. Precious Princess Iwanka, my daddy, Trump Kushner.

A couple of years ago, on a podcast, I cited a piece of wisdom from Dolly Parton that is, resonated with me since I first heard it. I don't criticize and condemn. I love and accept. Shut your fucking mouth, you goddamn daughter of a fucking pedophile. Yeah, you don't criticize and condemn. There are times for criticizing and condemning, like your father's filthy jihad against brown people.

Like renaming an aircraft carrier. from the name of a World War II legitimate hero to a coward like your filthy father. And then, Jesus, this. Caroline Real Pooh-Poo, Leave it Alone, said, President Trump directs U.S. flag be lowered in the honor of Dolly Parton has never been anyone like her. Jesus. And the maggots showing their true nature

some horrible monstrosity saying she's gone I hope she repented Savior outrage She didn't get that kind of fame Because she sang well Symbolism

But Iwanka went on and said That quote Like so much of what made Dolly Parton An American icon Was deceptively simple There wasn't nothing simple about her, you weirdo little bleach blonde plastic face twit. Meanwhile, apparently, upon news of her passing, some Trump supporter immediately ran over and briefly changed Dolly's Wikipedia page, taking her photo out and changing it to a Nazi swastika and changing the heading to Jew lover.

That's who they are. The Empire State Building will be bathed in pink twinkling light this evening at 925 in Gotham. Didn't know this, but, well, Dolly Parton twice declined offers of the Presidential Medal of Freedom from nitwit Nero. Oh, but this looks fun. Just a moment. I'm just kind of doing this all on the fly. Let's see here, because I just found a clip that might be fun. Here we are.

At one point in time, I'm not sure what year this was, but Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Jane Fonda appeared on stage, I guess for the Emmys when this happened. I'm a five reunion ever since we did the first one. Yeah, well, back in 1980 in that movie, we refused to be controlled by a sexist egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot. And in 2017, we still refuse to be controlled by a sexist egotistical, lying hypocritical bigot. And Ms. Dolly's precious smile just says everything. That's beautiful. Let's see if I can find this again.

because this looks fun. She knew how to enjoy enjoy herself. Reba McIntyre said, well, I just got the news that my buddy Dolly passed away on to the higher and greater side. Dolly, thank you for all the wonderful things

you did for us here on earth. Your love, your music, and you gave so much with your huge, huge heart. There will never be another you. We will remember and cherish every memory and every note you ever played and sang. Thank you, Lord, for Dolly. She's going to have a blast in heaven singing all her favorite songs with all her family and friends who've gone on before her.

I'll never forget the first time I met you and I'll never forget our last conversation. I hold it with love in my heart. I will always love you. Let's see. A couple of, oh, this is good. This is from an appearance she did on the Tonight Show. Guitar in hand. Not supposed to be too serious. I'm from the hills of Tennessee And I've worked hard to make the folks back home Real proud of me Now everybody knows my name

No matter where I go But I never until the Johnny Carson show Startem since I was just a kid A million dollar dream Beneath this $13 wig In my bell bottom jumpsuits With my rhinestones all the glow I became an overnight success from the Johnny Carson Show.

To paradise to silk and satin' frills. From a 48-foot mobile home to a mansion on the hill. From moonshine to rare wine from a packard to a rose. But I never really made it till the Johnny Carson Show. Oh, dang. That's precious. And, uh, oh, come on. is it? There it is.

You know, I never really made it until the Johnny Carson show, but what really makes it, as Brett Goldstein of Ted Lassow fame pointed out, the greatest experience you'll probably ever have in your life is if you ever get to work with the Muppets.

There's a whole stand-up bit that he did about that. That's absolutely hilarious. Daddy, was the day I was born, the Don't be the best day of your life? But no. Today I got to work with the Muppets. So here's Dolly with Kermit.

A skinny one. Different strokes or different folks and so on. Isn't that just sweet? That's just beautiful. But the ugly side of humanity is also out there too. Some creep with a blue check mark and a shirtless photo. saying, After getting vaccinated, Dolly Porton started experiencing kidney issues and her own body attacking itself,

synthetic lipid nanoparticles, and modified RNA, infiltrated her cells to produce toxic modified proteins as designed by MRI shots. Fry in hell, Louise M.D. Yeah, you're a doctor the way I'm a, I'm the air to the... Romanov Empire. Jesus. Shit people are going to be

shit people. Oh, Ralph says, I set off the 9 to 5 reunion of family members. Yay! From Dave in the Blind, Dolly was needed in heaven. Because they needed a truly great singer to bring happiness to the universe.

She was the favorite singer of my pastor, a man named Father Michael, who, after Easter vigil one year, when I was confirmed, began playing several Dolly Parton albums. What we were celebrating after Mass, early Eastern morning, when he gets to heaven, I hope Dolly's there and gives him an eternal pass to Dollywood. Rest in peace. I know, Ralph's, I don't jinx it, Roxanne, Ralph said, believe me, I'm right there with you. old-timers list we reminds us again don't jinx anybody these people have made it to a hundred

david Attenborough mill Brooks even Marie saint Dick Van Dyke I wonder if dolly ever met well never mind just a couple of days ago August 21st she said to people magazine as I've shared in video messages throughout the past year I'm dealing with some health issues that I just didn't pay attention to when I was watching over Carl. You know, this isn't the first time I've had to manage something like this. Back in the early 80s, I was down for several months with female issues. Oh, my goodness gracious, she's such a sweet soul. I was struggling with my weight at the time, too, so it's not like I haven't been through hard times with my health.

But I think because we live in a 24-7 world with social media, everything gets magnified in ways it wasn't years ago. I used to joke that I was the queen of the tabloids, but now I guess I can say I'm the queen of social media AI. Seriously, though, even though I'm still healing, I'm still working. You know me, as I've often said, I've dreamed myself into a corner, and I still have so many things I want to achieve, so I'm going to keep on working as long as I can to see everything come to life. And she said, I hated to cancel anything I'm committed to.

She had canceled a Vegas residency. But I just couldn't do the shows at the level I would want them to be, and in the way that I know my fans would expect them to be. I definitely plan to do special performances in the future, but I won't tour anymore like I used to. But, you know, we've been working with some of those companies who make those avatar performances, and we were in the early stages of development on that.

It's just crazy what technology can do these days. So I'm hoping to launch a big show like that, right here in Nashville soon. Isn't that just wild? You can hear her voice. I'll be like George Jones. They used to call him No Show Jones. I won't have to show up in person, but I still get paid.

Sounds like a pretty good deal to me. Oh my God, a George Jones reference. Bless her heart. Bless her pepicking heart. Micah says, you know, I'm listening to this and seeing a political ad on my thankfully muted T. who it's against or for is not important, but it's just an attack ad. And I think to myself, listening to this music, what the fuck are we doing in this stupid timeline?

It really, yeah, it has had a profound power to sort of make a lot of us question, you know, well, where are we, and why are we in this handbasket? Oh, dear. Brother Deacon Asa, Camel Cardinal got to start something. a shot at Dave in the blind. Shame on you. They needed a great singer in heaven to bring happiness to the afterlife. Meatloaf is already in heaven, Dave.

Oh, Dave, don't worry. I got this. I got this. Don't worry. Brother Deacon Asa, you may not have a really good grasp on the afterlife because, well, Mr. Lowe,

is not in the good place. Not saying, just saying. You know, after all, he did the apprentice. You know? And then turned out to be a real POS. And from Jimmy in the Great Northwest, Dolly, I loved her speaking voice. What a lovely lady she was.

From Michael, these attackers, the ones who are attacking Dolly after, she passed would also attack Princess Die for her work with the less fortunate and attack her for bringing awareness to landmines and other things in war-torn countries. They would attack Robin Williams for his comedic work and him having homeless people work on set when he did movies. These are truly unhappy people that would benefit more if they were more like Dolly and actually helped others instead of judging them. Fuck these haters. Aw. Cynthia just sent me a

lovely photo of a monarch butterfly. Here's Dolly just now. Okay, I'm an atheist and everything that goes with it, but I like the symbolism. Like Dolly, monarchs are truly beautiful. And, well, she, I think I know what you're alluding to, Cynthia. Let's see if I can find it.

This is one of the first songs I thought of when I read of her passing. It's just such a sweet sentiment. Stupid ads. There we go. As soft and gentle as a sigh. The multicolored moods of love like its satin way. Makes your heart feel strange inside. It flutters like soft wings and fly.

Love is like a butterfly, a rare and gentle. You're with me, it happens when you kiss me. That rare and gentle feeling that I feel inside. Touch is soft and gentle, your kiss is warm and tender. Whenever I am with you, I think a butterfly is like, ultra-colored moods of love like a sat in a way. Makes your heart feel strange inside It flutters like soft wings and flight

Love is like a butterfly A rare and gentle play Your laughter brings me sunshine Every day is springtime By my side Precious is this love we share How very precious sweet and rare Together we belong like

Daphadils and butterfly As soft and gentle as a sigh The multicolored foods of love alive It's satin way Makes your heart feel strange inside With plutters like soft wings and fly Love is like a butterfly That's so Dolly

And thank you George and coarse gold I checked it did come through Thank you so very much George noted Dolly always had such a great attitude I think she said Look in this trashy takes a lot of work uh that or it costs a lot to look this cheap thank you thank you george thank you so much um and we are let's let's readjust the total now we're down to uh 20 30 to finish the month of august thank you

george thank you very kindly and uh cynthia said believe it or not i don't think i ever heard that song before. I'm glad the picture led you to it though. Right to it. And of course well butterflies are absolute icons

for some of us the whole emerging from the chrysalis the changing thing yeah and from Miss Haley

back a couple of weekends ago I went to a lesbian karaoke event and Little Rock and toward the end of the night someone did Jolene and the whole place was singing along including this old girl, one of my memories of that night and oh that's so good

Joey and Ann Arbor just sending me this post I know it's hard to watch all these beautiful things be carried away by time and see the wrong things growing in their place but listen listen we have to be the beautiful things now

it has to be us it has to be us courage oh joy that's perfect that encompasses the moment perfectly and we are into the second hour

of the program and you know there is a there is a genuinely shitty world out of there for us to discuss. Sorry to put it so bluntly, but well, that's the

that's this godforsaken timeline in a nutshell. It's where we are, and we might as well, you know, coffee breaks over, back on your head. I love that joke. It just captures the essence of everything.

What? From Reverbo, who always gets it. Do people who came up from nothing have a real perception of humanity? Maybe so. Dolly did. Although there have been wealthy people who do understand noblesse oblige,

the Bush family, however, did not. True. True are words. Never been. And look, I don't count the Trumps as a wealthy family. They're just a family who has always grubbed for

money in the most dodgy and sketchy of ways remember the origin of the Trump fortune such as it is came from a pimp yeah

Fred Trump's daddy the coward who dodged conscription in Germany at a time when Germany wasn't even particularly at war this was after the 1870s

after six and still two chicken to go. But he made his money running a brothel. And that in turn allowed Trump's daddy to turn that ill-gotten gain into his life as a slum lord. And the rest, as they say, is a sort of evil history. But sufficient unto the day

is the evil thereof. Lee says, Mr. Loaf, maybe he's flying away, like a bat out of hell. Okay, dokey. What? Yeah, exactly. Lash yourself to the mast, Roxanne.

It's time to head to the underworld now. Now, yeah, today, in the federal court case regarding the Kennedy Center, the petulant Kennedy Center board actually had the nerve to look at a United States district judge, an Article III district judge with all the power and majesty that goes with such a position. lifetime appointment and whatnot. DOJ lawyers, you know, the same pettifoggers who fuck up almost constantly, just by way of example before we get into that story. Well, it's another epic fail for Juice Box Janine Piro.

I don't know how much longer this can continue. These Fox TV personalities aren't very good at government. Earlier this year, back in April, Juice Boxed Janine, couldn't get a jury to convict Moises Rivera Luna. The accusation against him was that he ordered murders in the United States from a jail cell in El Salvador more than 10 years ago. She couldn't get a conviction. She also couldn't get a conviction against his co-defendant,

Tokiro Rodas Ramirez, who the maggots alleged was a dangerous MS-13 leader in D.C. She's fucked up now, and she fucked up five months before. In March 2025, she boasted about how she had had, Rivera Luna extradited to American soil, and then she fucked up the prosecution. Because these guys are terrible. This article from the New Republic notes that, well, she's, she and her pettifoggers have tried over a dozen cases, or near a dozen cases. Four of them have ended with hung juries. Two other defendants have been acquitted.

and that's not something that usually happens to the U.S. Attorney's Office. Generally, if you get indicted by the U.S. attorney, you wind up going to prison. Before Nitwit Niro took over in 2025, the conviction rate for U.S. attorneys in trial was around 90%. But now, well, she can't even, let's just say, so much for ham sandwiches. You know? That leads us back to the Kennedy Center. Yesterday, in a court filing before Judge Christopher Cooper, the DOJ said that in opposition to Representative Joyce Beatty of Ohio's emergency motion

to stop the renaming, and also to stop a vote of August 13th to do. literally carve, restored and renovated by President Donald J. Trump into the front of the building, and then rename the surrounding area the Donald J. Trump Plaza. And I'm not kidding. The DOJ said, well, if we don't get to do that, the whole building's going to deteriorate further, and it'll be unsafe, and we'll have to tear it down. And maybe we'll put up a large outdoor amphitheater overlooking the Potomac River that's been proposed by some for many years.

Such a replacement will fail to adequately honor President John F. Kennedy, but it would be simpler and more economical to build, operate, and maintain. Funny how we managed to keep the Kennedy Center a going concern until nitwit Niro got here. Got there.

And what they're saying is that well, we won't get any money if Donald Trump doesn't get his name on it. without prominent recognition of Donald Trump, the donors will not contribute, and the center will continue to be in a financial and structural death spiral. And if the court blocks the board, that'll cause donors to flee and financial contributions to dry up

and structural rehabilitation to stop, and Daddy will probably shit his pants again, and then Natalie will have to change him. I added the last part again. Change him again and again and again and again. The law, of course, is on Judge Cooper's side, who said, Congress gave the Kennedy Center its name, and only Congress can change it. But the liars from the DOJ said,

Oh, it's structurally unsounds, fundamentally unsafe, and embarrassing to the nation's capital. This black lady's from Ohio's lawsuit almost guarantees the continued decline in eventual demise of the Kennedy Center, They're probably leading the construction of a new but very different kind of venue. Here's the thing. That grand and glorious moment that the entire world will celebrate, well, after that happens, and after all of these maggots have been swept out to sea or thrown on the dung heap of history, the money will come back. once JFK's legacy

is safe and secure. It reminds me of how I feel about the idea of naming the USS Doris Miller, the USS Donald Trump. It will be fitting. If nothing, it, well, look, there's Tom and Sunny San Rafael, are you out there?

If, the renaming of a vessel a sea-going vessel and there's a lot of superstition that attends going out to sea and there's a whole ritual I've mentioned this before that goes with

renaming a vessel I would not want to be aboard the USS Donald Trump because well Neptuneus Rex ruler of the Briny Deep might not take kindly to having

a vessel with the name of a known and confirmed coward and a man who openly shows his disregard for the men and women who sail the seas sailing about the globe and you'd think that somebody like Whiskey Pete Kegbreath because of course he's a big old Christian would take this kind of superstition into account because superstition is his entire stock in trade.

He believes in talking snakes and shit like that. Believes in a book that says that the value of pie is three. That the sun stands still in the sky, meaning that the sun revolves around the earth? Yeah. I'm sorry, if we don't get to name it after daddy, we're going to have to tear it all down. Well, it is Titanic Tuesday, isn't it?

And here we are. Jesus, the maggots are now throwing a fit, claiming that the girl scouts are Islamizing girls. Why? Well, a maggot by the name of Natalie Winters got all butt hurt. because the Girl Scouts actually follow the idea of freedom of religion. She said that Girl Scout troops that are housed in mosques, well, they incorporate prayer and Ramadan observance and hijab lessons

and medals reading Girl Scout of the Islamic faith. This in turn got the maggots hopping up and down and flinging poo at places like toilet paper, USA and Fox News TV, Radio Rwanda, Frau Ingraham had an absolute baby over it. I mean, Jesus. And the Girl Scouts have been doing faith-based awards since 1912. They've got an award for Catholic Girl Scouts, Protestant Girl Scouts, Jewish Girl Scouts. Hell, they might even have a recognition for Wiccan Girl Scouts.

So the Girl Scouts issued a statement. You can't unring a bell, and well, facts have never been known to even remotely sway the maggots. The Girl Scouts responded, there's misinformation circulating online today about Girl Scouts and religion. Here are the facts. Girl Scouts is not a religious organization. It does not teach religion. For more than a century, we've welcomed girls of every faith and background. our national my promise my faith pin invites girls to connect the girl scout law with their own faith

any other faith based patches are developed by independent faith organizations not girl scouts of the USA girl scouts is proudly for every girl and of course what's at the bottom of all of this is the girl scouts are notably non-transphobic they've been howling about that for a while now. And speaking of transphobia and speaking of Fox News TV radio Rwanda

if you've ever wondered just how insufferably unutterably goddam dumb Jesse Waters is well today we have proof

I should say more proof, much more proof. And there's Miss Micah a minute ago during the Dolly Parton tune. And I think to myself, listening to this music, what the fuck are we doing in this stupid timeline? I know, I know. But Micah added, pretty sure they've always, and then dot, dot, dot, yep, hive mind.

So, bless his heart, Abdul El-said, decided to go on air with Jesse Waters. You remember Jesse Waters got his start at Fox stalking people for Bill O'Reilly and trying to surprise them with his Fox News TV

Radio Rwanda camera in their driveways when they were like carrying in groceries or off to the doctor or whatever and asking cringy questions. Well, I suppose it's a philosophical question

as to whether there is any benefit to be had in going on Jesse Waters but you know what? Points to Abdul Elsaid because he's sure

is shit not afraid of Jesse Waters and Jesse Waters is not afraid to make an ass of himself, himself, themselves. However they refer to themselves. and in a discussion about health care suddenly

Jesse Waters creep Jesse Waters who can't stop thinking about the genitals of children decided to go there get the hockey puck and the duct tape because this is some howl right out loud and annoy your

neighbors stuff oh here we go that the government shouldn't tell you what kind of health care you should have I just think the government shouldn't tell you what kind of health care you should have. And if you're a minor, it's between you, your doctor and your parents. Now, if you disagree with that, if you disagree with that, if you disagree that, if you disagree that health care decisions need to be made by a doctor and their parents and a patient, then I just think we agree to disagree. But, you know, you want to put government inside a...

So, Abdul, you're a doctor, right? First of all, Jesse, don't call him Abdul. You're only doing that because you're trying to scare the living be Jesus out of Emery and Marvelline sitting in their matching barca loungers that they got with some Medicare money that lifts up and helps to boost them up to a standing position there and their single wide at the Ballerina Swan Lake Trailer Park and Country Club. Abdul. How about Mr. El-Sayed? But then again, you probably can't even say that, can you, Jesse, you goddamn. moron. I am.

So you think it's okay for a parent to slash his kid's tingling off? Dingling. So you think it's okay for a parent to slash this kid's dingling off? Yeah, he went there. I don't know. Maybe we'll deconstruct this in a minute. We're just going to let all the stupid pour right out. You think that's okay?

I mean, do you, so do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised? Yeah, yeah, but I mean, that's a personal question. Okay. Yeah, it is a personal question, and guess what else is a personal question? But see, the moment has already passed here. Because, and bless his heart, he's not up to speed on care for trans people. Very few cis people are.

And the minute he said, slash the dingling on. The immediate answer to that is, dumbass, that's not happening. At all. Ever. Anywhere. To anyone. But the moment passed.

Are you circumcised? That was good. I'll give him that. I wouldn't be sitting around talking about other children's genitals if you're walking around missing a part of your dingus, Jesse. Whether for religious or medical, reasons, hint, there are no medical reasons, or there are next to no medical reasons for the genital mutilation of little boy babies.

Doctor? You probably should want to move on. You probably should want to move on. A circumcision's different than castration. I think it's a... Well, no, you're the one who said slash the dingling off, Jesse. I feel like I lose IQ points every time I say that. And now you've moved on to castration.

Jesse Waters cannot get little boy genitals out of his mind. Does anyone even let him around little boys? Because I sure his shit wouldn't. Hey kid, let me look in your diaper and see if you still got your little dingling. Just as an adjunct to this, a little news out of almost level West by Cole Trump Genia Stan. up in Montanagalia County, West Virginia, a man has been taken into custody.

A 20-year-old fellow who bragged online about a big collection of child sexual abuse material. He's been arrested by the West Virginia State Police after those online boasts. Troopers with the Morgantown detachment of the West Virginia State Police

executed a search warrant on the residence on ridgetop drive in Morgantown after getting 48 Cybertip reports from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children of a man boasting about his large cash child porn. that's all in the criminal complaint. This was four days ago. And, well, there was a clue. Dude's online username was, and I'm not kidding here, Mr. Child Porn.

And apparently he was out searching the internet for, well, the kind of things that Jesse Waters is a person. apparently interested in. Explicit images of the genitals of children. Infants in this case. Yeah. Really. Among other things, the

West Virginia State Police, that he engaged in numerous chat conversations with Discord's AI feature looking for explicit images of infants and also, quote, asked repeatedly if anyone was willing to trade CP with him. child porn

uh mr child porn said that he only made the statements in the chant to be inflammatory and he was trolling and rage baiting because he thought he was doing it for the lalls but then again he said yeah but I am in chat servers where young

often juvenile females are groomed or talked into self-harm but I never was involved in any of that but then in the course and scope of the search one the state police looked at his devices and they saw multiple images of an apparent pubescent female in an explicit fashion who had cuts on her arms and legs and an explicit video, the same juvenile in the same device, according again to the complaint.

He's been charged with possession of child sexual abuse material, and he's presently being held in the north central regional jail. and we know what a pandemic this is across the country and across the globe, frankly. And, well, God damn it, there was an entire industry built by Jeffrey Epstein and his buddy Trump and other associates dedicated exactly to this. We talked yesterday about the FBI handwritten notes. The young man's name is Garrett Highlander. And one desperately wishes there.

could be only one. I know. I know. That was terrible. Well, Micah, in regard to this clip with Abdul El-Seid, says,

nah, he played it right. If facts and logic worked with this audience, they wouldn't be watching Jesse Waters, and the audience is who El-Said is actually talking to. He handed Waters his ass and might have gotten someone to say, hey, the doctor with the funny name might have a point. You are? an optimist, Michael. But we're not done with the stupidity. No, let's back up a little bit for context.

It's a personal question, doctor. You probably should want to move on. You probably should want to move on. A circumcision's different than castration. I think it's a problem. It's a problem that you think that you get to decide what happens between a parent, a doctor, and a patient. And I'm just saying that, yes, circumcision is surgery on a kid's dingling. So if you really want to bring that up, you can, And I just think you guys are really selective about how you want to talk about these things. Abdul, Michigan's not going for that. That is sick stuff. Again, there are some moments there.

Hey, Jesse, if you're done talking about the dingalings, let's talk about teenagers getting mutilating surgeries. Hey, Jesse, did you know that the single most frequently performed surgery is performed on teenage boys in this country? cis boys, not even trans? Did you know that? Jesse Dingling Waters? Did you know that

cis boys get their boobies loped off because of gynecomastia because they're being tormented by other boys and maybe even their own families? Did you know that? Did you know that the parents consent to that? Jesse Dingling Waters? Oh, I think Jesse's got a new nickname.

Did you know that there's no surgeries being performed on penis? until age 18, Jesse, did you know that? Did you know that? Dingling? You know, that's not happening is the first answer that should follow. They're lopping off the dingalings of little children.

But you'll notice that Jesse is only concerned with little boy parts. That should be enough to get him on a watch list. These sick fuckers. But, you know, it speaks to something else as well, of course. And namely, early on, Abdul El-Said said, Hey, Mike Rogers, five debates. Agree to five debates. I will kick your ass in every one of them.

And that's why you won't do it. And so this points to the idea that, That is indeed a fact. Steve in New York pointing out subject line L said, it was a mistake to go on Mr. Ruffy's program to begin with. That's true. Mr. Ruffy forgot about that part. Thank you for the reminder, Steve.

But we really do have to do a better job of educating these cis people on what happens in trans lives. Because it's so easy to screw up. And it's so easy to give them, give the transphobes and the maggots and the turfs fodder grist for their mill when we don't have to. I wonder if Abdul-El Sayad could work on saying Jesse with as much scary overtones as he says, Abdul! Hey, Jesse, isn't that a girl's name? Hey Jesse, want to show us your grinder history?

Mm-hmm. Oh, dear. Uh, Ralphs went looking for the Mr. Child Porn story. It's at W-B-O-Y.com, Ralphs. W-B-O-Y dot com. Ironically named. Then again, your humble hostess used to work for a radio station that was W-L-A-Y, so... there.

My first radio station was WBTG. We barely talk good. That's what we said it stood for. But this is Merca. Ralph's went looking for Mr. Child

Porn and found a story headline, child porn allegedly found on phone of 77-year-old Ohio man because, of course, it was. How old is this story, I wonder?

Oh, well, fuck me. It's August 25th, 2026. And just across West Virginia's river from Parkersburg, I feel so much better now. A 77-year-old Ohio man was arrested after Washington County deputies executed a search warrant at Bill Prey Civitan Park in Blennerhasset Township. Oh my. There's the photo. The search was conducted August 21st, according to the Washington County Sheriff's Office. detectives interviewed James Edward Beichler

Beichler B-E-I-C-H-L-E-R Beichler Beichler who allegedly admitted to possessing child pornography A preliminary search of his cell phone found child pornography including material depicting the rape of Ah God damn it, pre-fubescent children And he apparently also Secretly recorded and photographed women children in public His address was listed as

homeless. He's now charged with pandering sexually oriented matter involving a minor, a second degree felony. Looks like it's another post-show brain bleaching. Damn. Michael asking Juice box Janine. She was a lawyer

and a judge. What happened to her that she became a talking head on Fox News and now an attorney general or whatever she does in D.C.? She is the U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia. Yes, she was. And, well, Rupee Medoc. pies a hell of a lot more many

than the state of New York or New Jersey or wherever it is that she miscarried justice did God, I can't imagine being in the courtroom and having to listen to that that screeching screeching voice sorry

did I just do something bad talked about a woman's screeching voice because they did that a lot with Kamala and Hillary too but Janine have you heard her whew um billow the demented clown Jeremy writes in and says also paid Jesse to embarrass and harass the city's homeless population as well

sick fucks well of course that only makes sense and Lee points out with regard to the Kennedy Center I expect the justification. Presidents. Presidents have wanted for 150 years to have Donald Trump's name on the Kennedy Center. Will you be surprised Lee?

I know you won't. Neither would I. Not even a little bit. The Girl Scouts, Lee says they're turning girls to gasp other religions, cookies to avoid. Explore Moors. What are they exploring? Tagalogs, where are they taking the children?

Samoas, those damn furriners, caramel chocolate chip. Caramel has invaded the chocolate chip cookies. It's clearly indoctrination. What then of the thin mints? They're promoting anorexia! Nothing's left but the butterc cookies. Juicebox, Janine Piro, Steve points out, just to be clear, she was a small claims court judge. She was what we would call here in West Virginia.

a magistrate court judge. I don't know what New York's laws are like, but here in West by Cold Trump, Genia stand, you do not even have to have a high school diploma to be sworn in and serve as a magistrate court judge in this state. Law degree? College degree? High school.

degree? Got out of junior high school, middle school? Yeah. Michael, I don't I don't understand your email there. What is the obsession with? And I got nothing. I don't know what that word is.

But let's take a moment and go over to the stress line where someone has been waiting patiently. Hey, welcome to the program. Hey, Roxanne. Hi, Dave. Hi. I have some good news on this very sad day.

Yes, I'll take what I can get. Well, Christine and I are celebrating tomorrow 39 years together. Aw, how sweet. We got married, not 39 years ago, but we got married right before Hurricane Katrina. That should have been the clue. Okay. But no, we've known each other for 40 years, almost. And it's just so sad.

that Dolly, you know, they announced her death today. And then we got to deal with the usual shit, you know, a 70-some-odd-year-old Mr. Child porn. I have a feeling I know where he's going to die. Yeah. Roxanne. and I don't think if we look at this later on as it goes through the process I doubt we find that he doesn't have other things in his criminal past

but you know he could run in 2028 and the repliclicans would vote for him as the younger successor to Donald Trump. You had to say that, didn't you? Well, Rochance, am I wrong in my analysis? They have no balls, no brains, and no spine. Therefore, they have to find a successor. They need somebody a little younger. Of course, according to him,

So is he, and that could be problematic. But, no, Christine told me, and I heard on your former filthy morning habit yesterday, that Donald J. Trump, dictator-in-chief of the United States of the Klan, has put out an executive order that will take effect in 2030 and 2030, instructing the Census Bureau to remove all references to race and gender.

Now, Roxanne, not to put too fine a point on it. Go ahead, do that. I have looked at a lot of census records over the last 170, 180 years. There are always racial descriptions and gender descriptions

of the residence of the place. And here's another thing. He wants to not count people who are here legally. That's not what the law says. The account shall be made. It doesn't say only citizens get counted. Everyone gets counted.

They need to know how many people are in the area. Yes. I mean, I understand education is a big burden for these guys, since most of them haven't gotten out of the first grade. My apologies to the history. Jethro Bodine is aspirational, yes. Yes. Jethro's a freaking genius, Roxanne.

Well, he was capable of being either. He was capable to be in either a fry cook or a brain surgeon. Well, Roxanne, as a graduate of the Jeffrey Bowdean School of Mathematics and Cypherin, you know that not, not and not is not. Am I correct? That is the school motto, isn't it? Yep, yep, not and not is not. We have...

Right. And also, also not from not leaves not. Well, you know, that sounds like sound and purity signifying nothing. Don't go getting all Shakespeare on me. I'm in mourning. Well, I don't want you to have to pull this program over on this day. I mean, Dolly wouldn't want it. You know, so.

But, yeah, I always, I always like her. I was thinking the first time I saw her in a film was, of course, 9 to 5. And if you can find the clip, you ought to post it of when they, when she's lassoaring the boss and Definitely Coleman's looking like, oh shit, what's happening to me? Yeah, that is funny. but I think what I'm going to do after the program is fire up steel magnolias and watch it again. Nice call. Because she is amazing in that. Huh?

Nice call. I think so. And I don't have to worry about the track lighting. Well played. And as for Brother Deacon, Aza. Oh, I knew you wouldn't forget. I knew you couldn't leave that alone. No, no, I mean, he's meatloaf.

You just had to sandwich that in, didn't you, Brother Deacon? I mean, you got more time than Brother Deacon in industry than I do. But for God's sake, on a day like today, you're going to bring that guy up. All I got to say is whatever happened to Saturday. 30 night. And I'll leave it at that. Roxanne. If,

I did get a report out of the White House, though. When, well, it seems that you have a, a listener in the White House. When you refer to Caroline Real Poohoooo leave it alone. Yes.

A certain, I mean, a certain cybernanny, there at the White House decided why do I have to leave it alone? I've got a, I've got a fecal fetish. Oh, you know when he dies

within 48 hours Ivanka Trump is going to have a book out and said, yep, everything he thought dad did, he did. And here's the dirty details. All for 2995 made payable. to, yeah.

Because you know, they're not going to let that grip go out without making a couple of bucks. Oh, now. And, you know, for obviously stating falsehoods to the court, I thought that was a sanctionable offense, Roxanne. I think there may be some DOJ lawyers who have an appointment with, oh, their checkbooks, or maybe even their law. local bar association? You know, I'd be I'd be shopping for soap on a rope and a fresh

toothbrush. Maybe one of those little rubber dental picks there, too. Well, now, you can always file them down and you can always file them down and use them for a shank if you have to. Well, now they do have safety pens. They're a little

rubberized tubes. They put an ink card. and that's an ink pen. But knowing these assholes, they'll take a sticker off their deodorant and modify it thereby

making it concrevent. So, but that's okay. Mr. Stone will teach them how to put a tattoo or picnics

on his back, on their backs, so that they can know that they're running with fellow conservatives. God. You know, I found out what happened. Remember I told you about the ice raids that was supposed to take place and they were supposed to broadcast them here in Indiana?

well evidently that was originally supposed to happen in the town called Fishers and Fishers is a suburb of Indianapolis it's just outside of Marion County and they heard there was going to be counter protesters so they moved it like 100 miles away but the good people of Fishers

did show up to countenance a protest at the time it was originally scheduled. So you know, and that is a very naggedy part of the state. No doubt. I don't even think they bothered counting the votes in that part of the state. They just said, no, he won. And that was their due diligence. But if you get a thousand people,

going up in fissures to protest this thing. The Republicans have more than an image problem. Got a voter problem. Yeah. And Ava's great great grandnephew, the governor. Yeah, yes. He's about clueless. He decided that since he was a businessman, he could be a senator and he bought his way in.

then he decided before his term was up in the Senate that governing would be a hell a lot easier so evidently he's lowered himself

to the level of his incompetent. Peter Principal because he keeps delaying the gas tax the imposition of the gas tax

he waived it for like 60 days and he just keeps extending it. Trying to please, please, pretty please vote for Republicans. But unfortunately, we can't discuss that his continued employment with the state until 2028. So if anybody's interested,

we have a governor who needs replaced. And if you think you've got, to chop. Why, come on down to Talibania. I'll show you around. It's a great state. And there may even

be some storefront office space that are available down at Crazy Dave's. Now, Roxanne, my lawyers and accountants tell me I have to give income donations.

Well, office space is an in-kind donation? Yes, but that's valuable states. And it'd have to be a teeny, tiny little corner. You know, now I could talk to them down at the shop and discuss it with the teamsters about building on a union hall

right there on the property and then they could just move in there and discuss things with the union members because the teachers would definitely open that up to the other trade down at the shop and I think we can go somewhere with that

so you might be on to something there but yeah if you're looking to become a governor of a Midwestern second rate state then come on down

optimistic aren't you that was a promotion second rate wasn't it well Roxanne I have to be nice to them oh it's your I understand it's your home

it's your home dirt and she has lots of fan here and yes unfortunately I was born here I understand the place And I still get weird looks when I say, why, no, high school basketball is not the same, it was when you see it in Hoosiers.

Because in Indiana, it used to be one state champion. Then they decided people needed participation trophies. and they went to class basketball, those bastards there. I'm an old part, and I remember when single class basketball was basketball in Indiana. And I was at IU when Robert Zungary Knight, that piece of shit, got shit-canned. Rightfully so. and the night supporters decided to tear up a fountain in the middle of campus,

and they were carrying these bronze fish. It was a statue of Venus, and it had fish as part of the fountain. and it's called Shill Walter Fountain and there were assholes who took those fish ripped them up out of the fountain and carried

them to assembly hall to protest Bob Knight being fired finally they looked over at night and said you've got to get out there and talk to them or there's going to be violence and he came out and told them to go home and that's why Miles Brandt the president of the university at the time

became the president of the NCAA frankly he should have sacked nine years before but that's me on the soapbox Roxanne I build a nice little ample railings and everything

yes and my hometown your would-be alma mater got flooded last week. Oh, no. The streets of Muncie were nothing but running rivers.

There was so much rain. My dad's house got flooded out. My brother Bob got flooded out. My niece, Carissa, and her fiancé's house got flooded. My aunt Dolores and her brand new, her brand new Habitat for Humanity House that she'd worked on. got flooded.

The house dad's trying to buy for me to move into got flooded, so I'm going to call Dad later this week and see what's going on. But yeah, that's that's what's going on

in my part of the world. But the nice thing in auction is at least in Muncie, When I'm on campus, I know there are people who believe in, what's that word? Oh, science. Yeah, science. And Ball State has a really strong psychology department,

which in Taliban, Indiana, is absolutely necessary. We can't crank the shrinks out fast enough. But, of course, Indiana, like a lot of other maggot portions of the universe, well, we'll say, I haven't got a problem. You're the one with the problem. What about? So if you're out there in the horn family to any congregation, you don't even have to live in Indiana,

just move in about, oh, eight, nine months before, and just say you live here. I mean, if we're going to do this. Well, look at the dude who's running for governor of, Iowa. He flies in from Kansas. Say what hat rocks in? The maggot who's running for governor of Iowa? He flies in from Kansas. His primary domicile is Kansas, but he bought his granny's old place in

Iowae, just to say, you know, no, I'm from Iowa. No. Now, see, I think one of the things that the Democrats should do when they take control of the House and Senate is cram a set of reforms that require candidates in a statewide office to have one resident that they list as their primary resident and they must prove that they live at that residence in order to run for office in that state. And they can make it for national candidates, meaning if you're running for Congress or Senate

or the presidency or the vice presidency, that federal law would apply to you. Now, if the states want to allow you to run for statewide office and you don't live in that state, well, that's up to the state. But as far as federal officers are concerned, you got to live in the state where you say you live,

which means Donald Trump would have to declare that he lives in a shithole, Florida. Wait, he does. He already does. Yeah, he goes with Palm Beach, but we all know it's a shithole. I mean, he ruined a perfectly good estate.

I mean, one of a lot of, used to be a beautiful property. Well, and remember when he bought it, he was not supposed to, the zoning rules and the agreement that he signed said he would not use it as a primary residence. Oh, well. But, you know, he promised

to do that. He also promised to release the Epstein file, which he's not done. He's promised to release his taxes, which he's not done. He claims to believe in Jesus, but would support Jesus,

If the almighty Lord and Savior showed up to just nearly shake his hand, because I don't like that, it's a man. Ed, V.D., can you shoot this guy? And can we just flush Trump? I'm not asking for any bodily harm to come to the guy, but throw him down the sewer and treat him well. We already know he's as weak as water. he just needs to be treated because he's full of sick.

I mean, all the diseases and parasites, well, I guess the parasites come with the Republican Party, so, you know, what are you going to do? They're worse than trick-a-nostic. I just, it drives me crazy. And as far as the Grim Reaper, might I suggest they do that little puff cast? you know, they set him up on the machine.

They blow air into his eye socket and see if he's got glaucoma. Because by God, Donnie and Mitch and a few others, he got lucky with Miss Lindsay. That was, I personally think that he needs to tag in his successor. Retired of the old Reapers home. Live out the rest of eternity and comfort.

You know, maybe play shuffleboard or golf every so often. Or, you know, go on nature walks or something like that. Stay active. Yeah, I know. Also. I know. If you run for governor of Indiana, if you act quickly, I can take you to the Curtin Vonnegut at the museum in Indianapolis. Oh, now that would be a trip worth taken.

And, Roshan, if you run for governor of Indiana, I guarantee you, I will personally take you to that. It sits in a building outside of a law office where one of the partners is a major Vonnegut fan. And the museum has the cooperation of Kurt Vonnegut's kids. Matter of fact, I can be the daughter works there. But, yeah, I have not gotten there yet. But it's unlike to do this. I used to live down the alley from President Benjamin and Harrison, or at least the house we used to live in.

And I went through that. And it was pretty interesting. The man who administers that site came in to talk to my, one of my history classes at IEPUI. Now it's IUI. and there was only one chair, one folding chair, in the entire house, and that was up in the attic. And they had, it was quarter salon, pinewood boards as the floor of the attic. I mean, this house was solidly built.

The inheritance family has owned. You know what, that's far enough back that those posts and planks and whatnot, and they very well have been wormy chestnut. And that shit's like iron. Yeah, you can't kill it. But I was walking on my canes through the house. There's one elevator, thank God. So I didn't have to climb any steps.

and the public restroom is in a small building outside the main house in the parking lot. And I think it cost me, and this was about 10 years ago, it cost me about $8 to go through it. And they had things like, you know, presidents usually get gifts as they come into office to celebrate their inauguration. there was a rocking chair that was made for President Harrison that had the heads of all of his predecessors including his grandfather on it. It was kind of an interesting piece. But you saw books that he owned,

including, I think it was a first edition of Ben Hur, which, of course, I wasn't like, about to touch it, but I'd imagine that if it's original to the house, it's the first edition. But most of the

stuff was donated. It was period stuff that might have been in the house, that kind of thing. But like a lot of the White House China was there, some campaign materials were there,

including bolts of cloth, colored cloth like you'd use prints you know I guess printed fabric was a newfangled thing and they put

Benjamin Harrison's mug all over it and there were bolts of this stuff and there were paintings of his kids and his grandkids and his wife and his campaign

posters against Grover Cleveland who, like Mitt Whitner, served two non-confectious terms. You know, I think Ben and Grover and several others would have been spinning in their graves. I know for damn sure Abraham Blankett was. I think I heard some yelling from Illinois going, that's son of a bitch.

But I might have just been hearing things too. You there? Yeah, I am. I was simply listening because you mentioned Benjamin Harrison, and frankly, he is underappreciated. You know how many years? I mean, he fucked up with the Asian exclusion. but he also got a lot right.

He promised to keep America out of war, okay? For four years of his presidency, the United States military was not involved in any conflict, anywhere outside of the United States. We were at peace for those four years. Do you know how many years we've been at peace in the 250 years of the Republic? Precious damn few. 20.

So one fifth of the peacetime that the United States had was under President Benjamin Harrison. Uh-huh. Yeah. And the man died in 1902 on August 2nd. I know it's August 2nd because that's. That's my niece's birthday. He's on the second, so I remember that. And apparently, I mean, there was a lot of respect for him.

One of the Nets's great-great-grandfathers on her father's side, his first two names were Benjamin Harrison and then the surname. That says a lot about the Nets. But, I mean, he served in the Union Army. He was famous for commanding the defense of Cincinnati. I mean, he was... As an officer, didn't he also command African-American Union troops? I'd have to double-check that.

I think that may be true. But very possibly. Very possibly. However, I think we should restore some facts in history, like the first woman to command combat troops in U.S. history was Harriet Putman during the Civil War. She led a couple hundred U.S. colored troops into the South. And can you imagine how terrifying that would be for the Confederates? because they had over 200 black men who were armed and ready to do damage. And they destroyed, among other things, two supply depots with food, ammunition, clothing, all kinds of supplies.

And really put the hurt on the Confederacy. And they were led by an illiterate black woman. But of course, we not going to have anything about that because she wasn't white enough. Of course. And the rage machine. You know, the next time some son of a bitch on the right says, what about Hunter Biden?

I got the answer. Hunter Biden pled guilty to the tax evasion. before sentencing, he paid off the entire tax debt that he owed. He didn't hide from what he did. The fact that Joe Biden pardoned him was not his fault. He didn't ask for it. Biden did it as a strategy to protect his family and people in his administration

because he knew what kind of vile, desperate, distracting, little gripping bastard the Trump and the Trumpansies are. And if they're going to be flinging poo, Roxanne, shouldn't somebody contact the Secret Service and lock Donnie down so they don't dig into him and start throwing him on the walls of the White House? I mean, I worry for the man's safety.

Oh, I do, too. So we got a flea. We got a fool. Yeah, well, here's, you talk about worrying for people's safety. Do you remember us talking on the program about the horrors of the USS Abraham Lincoln, right? Yes, of course. That's a national disgrace. It absolutely is.

oddly enough, I've been watching the Tom Hanks World War II documentary series and last night we got to Stalingrad and I don't you know, the American people like to think well you know we won World War II

Not without the Russians, we didn't no we fucking didn't the sixth army group was the largest army group in the entire Vermacht and that was the army group that Hitler sent after Stalingrad. Under Field Marshal Palace. Under Palis

exactly. Who started out as General Palis. But he was and was only promoted to Field Marshal because Hitler knew he was about to be captured. Well Hitler was hoping promoting him to

Field Marshal would encourage him to commit suicide because no German field marshal had ever been defeated in the field until world war two and palace was the first but yeah kind of getting ahead of ourselves there

was virtually no one in germany who didn't have someone who was in the sixth army and going all the way back to Roman and Alexandria times the goal of every and I don't know enough about Asian warfare to know if this is the case there too.

But the goal of every Army commander is encirclement. And it really doesn't happen that often. And when it does happen, it becomes something that is studied for all time. The Romans got encircled and were ashamed of it forevermore. I'm trying to think if that was at Trasamine Lay. I can't remember. But anyway, Pallas got himself encircled. But the point I want to make here, relative to what I just said,

is that the narration, Tom Hanks says, in the depths of the Russian winter, when the 6th Army was all but annihilated, they were living each day on nothing but a handful of bread and some thin soup. Well, shit. If they weren't. That was what our... Right, but that was what our sailors on the Abraham Lincoln were living on. And I was reminded of that when you said it's a national disgrace because it is.

You know, a half a cup of rice and two rancid tortillas. Roxanne, the Lincoln should have been rotated out of there months ago. Well, the Lincoln could hold up because it's ever so much worse. And I want to get to a point here. There's a point behind all of this. The Lincoln could have been resupplied by going to our massive naval base in Bahrain if Iran hadn't flattened it. And that's the dirty, rotten, stinking core of why our sailors were left.

bobbing around in the ocean, eating half a cup of rice and two rancid tortillas. Now, the reason I mentioned it at all is because one of the dads, first of all, Whiskey Pete Kegbreath has punished the reporter and the editor at Stars and Stripes who brought this story to national attention. and one of the parents of one of the sailors aboard the Lincoln was a man named Luis Manuel Aveles Now that I've told you his name, you know where it's going, don't you?

I have a feeling, yes, ma'am. He did interviews on MS now on CNN about his son and the other suffering members of that of that crew and basically made a liar of Whiskey Pete Kegbreath so

not too long ago as he was leaving his home to take his car to the mechanic the goons showed up and abducted him entirely in retribution for what he said about the shameful conditions

aboard one of the gems of our nuclear fleet. And his boy is serving on the Lincoln. Yes. Right. When I was in the J.ROTC, we went to various military bases. I went to Olndorf Air Force Base once when I was living in Anchorage with my JNOTC unit. and they showed, we went into an area where they packed the big cargo shoots.

You had a jump master and you had parachute packers who, and these huge tables, these tables had to be at least 15 foot by 15 foot. and the jump master was telling us we can get any supplies anywhere in the world within 24 hours and I believed in at the time later after the Gulf War they started prepositioning supplies

that's where they dropped off supplies in places like or hanged and other places around the Middle East because they figured they'd have to be fighting a war in Iraq. They were, of course, correct. But, and this is where Americans need to understand. The Iranians are not stupid people. Okay.

They do have a competent military. Yeah, and culturally invented the architecture that later was carried over and is now called Greek, invented windmills, invented pants. Never mind. Don't get me started. But my point is they saw the weakness in pre-positioning. Okay. Okay, the Americans attack us.

We're going to attack their supply infrastructure, which is in Dubai and in all over. all over the Middle East. And it makes very sound logical sense that's what you do

if you're the weaker force. If you're the smaller force, you have to inflict damage on them. I don't care if you're the Iranians. I don't care if you're the Confederate Army 160-some-odd years.

go. The idea was you're not going to go to-to-to-to-tel with the big dog so you've got to harass them and beat on them and be where they're not and kick their asses where you can

and make it so costly that they go we give up which was the idea the Confederates had and the Iranians are taking it to the logical step Remember, with all the power of the United States military, backing it up, the Iraqis couldn't defeat them.

This didn't start with Donald Trump. They knew eventually some dumbass, it happened to be Trump, but some Republican dumbass would come after them. and because they had a working agreement with a democratic administration to lower their enrichment on their uranium

and get money and and other goods they needed like food and we're giving them more tax money it wasn't our money to begin with It was money that was being held by bank. Internationally, under sanctions.

That money is still there. We didn't give them shit. We gave them access to their own money. My brother goes, well, all Muslims are liars. Well, I looked at it and I said, so our cousin... He really said that? Yes, he did. Yes, he did on the...

fifth of July of this year. I almost said your bigotry is showing because about a week before that, he told them, well, I'm tired of all the racism. And I'm like, what do you expect when you elect a racist for president? He shut up at that point.

And when I tore strips out on the 5th of July about the Donald, he, uh, calm down. stay quiet. I'm like, no, hell no, I'm not going to stay quiet. What the fuck?

You know, I almost see him where it really hurt. Because Bob is a disabled veteran. He was an army officer. Oh, there went Dave. You know, sometimes, I don't know, I don't know what Dave's setup is there in his room. You would not believe the emails that I get about that chirping fire, that chirping smoke alarm.

But I'm wondering if we may be mistaken, because the chirping got worse as our conversation went on. I wonder if he's got some sort of handheld phone calling it on the stress line, and the battery was dying. We might hear that too. Please don't send me emails complaining about Dave's chirping battery. Dave is beloved in this community. And if you're paying attention and you know the living circumstances Dave is in right now,

you wouldn't send me emails about the chirping battery. You'd be glad that he has a roof over his head. And we love him dearly and want him to be safe and have a place. to be safe and that's why fingers are so thoroughly, completely and multiply crossed that he can get in to that place sometime in the hopefully nearer than further future. Some other things as we move toward the end of the program.

I don't know if you've heard about this or not. The BBC was reporting it. I don't know if it'll cut through the noise of every day in this goddamn dystopia. But this is frightening, at least to me. We all know who the director of the CIA is now, right? That would be John Ratcliffe. And it looks like he's earning the first syllable of his last name. earlier today, with no announcement, John Ratcliffe, toddled off to Moscow.

You heard that right. The director of the CIA, the spy chief of the United States, flew from the United States of America to Latvia and then from Latvia to Moscow. There is video of his plane landing in Moscow. There is video of his motorcade traveling through Moscow. And both Moscow and the United States, the Maggot Mal administration, are being really, really quiet about why he's there. This just doesn't happen. But some sort of sellout is on the table.

Apparently, when the plane departed Riga Airport at 0550 GMT and landed around 704 GMT in Moscow, the only warning anybody got was that the United States reached out to Ukraine and said, a senior delegation will be traveling to Moscow please suspend all strikes on Moscow till they've left fucking treason telling Ukraine to suspend operations

against the barbarian horde that invaded them because our spy chief is swapping spy stuff with the Russian spy guy guy Jesus John Foreman

was a British military attache to Moscow and is quoted by the BBC saying the Americans don't normally send such a high-ranking official to Moscow unannounced at short notice

unless something is up you remember the message from Marginal Trailer Queen a couple of weeks ago you know the one where they're talking about nuking Tehran That's the first goddamn thing I thought of when I saw this story.

Now, Vladimir, I just want you to... Vladimir, I just want you to know, we're going to nuke it, we're going to nuke it, Ron. But I don't want you to nuke us back. Because they've got it coming, and you know it. They've been mean to me. And we have to nuke them so that they'll never... have a nuclear weapon, ever, ever. If I need to be, do I need to, do I need to climb, climb down off the ledge?

Am I being, am I being a hysterical woman? Would nitwit Nero just never, ever, ever, ever? Because I think he would. And it's giving me nightmares. And of course, anybody who's studied history for, you know, like the last 125 years, knows that diplomacy among countries can be

troublesome. When that disgruntled Serb popped off a few rounds at the Archduke of Austria-Hungary in 1914 did most of the world know about the criss-crossing alliances and promises

between Austria, Hungary, and other countries? No, and that's what made World War I so goddamn awful. It pulled in the countries that had no dog in the fight. And then, of course, this is from the realm of fiction, but there's Dr. Strangelove. We don't know what, shades of Donald Rumfield. We don't know what we don't know. There are no known, no known.

and unknown knowns and garden knowns. Who's to say that Iran doesn't have a deal that isn't up the, you know, up on the big board but if the United States nukes Iran, Russia and or China,

nuke us. I mean, why else? Why else would the director of the CIA, a loyal maggot, go to Moscow? a high-level spy swap or maybe just

you know selling out our people on the ground there in Mother Russia or maybe selling out Ukrainians providing targeting info or Russians providing targeting info to Ukraine

Jesus I didn't mean to end the program with something as terrifying as that but I didn't feel like I could just leave it go this is something wicked this way comes and it ain't good wicked things are like that

oh Jesus from the camel cardinal brother deacon stop telling us which topics we can email you about Roxanne um well it's not always about you camel cardinal

and there was more to the interview between Abdul El Sayad and Jesse Waters than what I played earlier maybe he did play it right because he went on

El Sayad did to actually make Jesse Ruffy Waters laugh Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed joins us now. How you doing? Still count pronounce it.

I'm good, Jesse. I appreciate the opportunity for a good, wholesome conversation, and I just want to start where we agree. We both played football and lacrosse. We both love America. We both love freedom, and I'm looking forward to their conversation. Absolutely.

We'll see how much we agree on. I know I don't agree with you on this. You want to abolish ICE. Who's going to deport the criminal aliens from the country? Well, you and I both know that we've long before we ever had ICE. we had INS. We were able to enforce our immigration policies without shooting people in the face in the back of the head. And we just celebrated our 250th anniversary. That was an anniversary of throwing away tyranny. Now, to bring that tyranny back under the guise of the U.S. government itself,

that seems to me to be inconsistent with the freedom you and I both love. Yeah, but I mean, that's a dodge, Abdul. They did the same thing as ICE back then, INS. Do you know how many illegal aliens are in the country now? In the face in the back of the head? Do you know how many illegal aliens are in the country now. We had, no, I mean, to your point, Jesse, Jesse, let me answer the question. To answer it, how many do we have? We had far fewer when we had INS. To your, to your answer, we had far fewer when we had INS. So arguably, INS worked a lot better. Abdo, listen, we had twice as many illegals now when we had INS. So to your argument, you have to have the manpower to do it.

If you want to do that correlation, we have ICE now and we have far, far more undocumented people. So ICE is clearly not working. It's just shooting like American citizens in the face in the back of the head. Legals are shooting people in the face too. I disagree. Abdul. You got a guy in Michigan. So are American citizens. You got a guy, let me just say something.

Okay. Back to the conversation about the broader issues. Okay. When you cut me off, Jesse, and you said we're going to have a good conversation, so I'd like to do that. I just want to answer the point. When I traveled the state and I have traveled my state, more people are asking me about how they're going to afford their gas and groceries. They're not asking me about immigration. Well, they also don't want to get molested.

Abdul, you got a guy here from South America. from Southeast Asia, molested a kid. Ice just picked him up. You want that guy to stay in Michigan? I'm glad that that guy got picked up, but that's a different thing than saying that INS would not have picked him up. Jesse, you're too smart for this. It's a bureaucratic game you're playing, and that's a dodge. You need guys to get these guys out of the country. Therefore, ice, we need ice. I'm just saying, look, playing by your own rules. When we had INS, we had fewer people doing the things that you're talking about. That's because Biden didn't blow over the border back then when we had that. All right. That's because Biden didn't blow open the border back then.

And that's not a nice question. That's a CBP question. No. You guys let in a ton of people and we got to get them out. And we'll take the guys out the way we need to take them out. Green New Deal, you back that up. Do you drive an electric car? I drive a plug-in hybrid made right in the United States. The bigger question about cars, though, is why the president just started a trade war or escalated a trade war with Canada. It's about to make all of our cars, especially the internal combustion engine cars. So much more expensive.

You want to get rid of the internal combustion engines. No, I don't. Who told you that? That's what the Green New Deal says. My dad came to America to design internal combustion engines. No, that's not what the Green New Deal says. The Green New Deal that exists solely in the head of poor, dumb, Jesse Waters. Fossil fuels. We can build renewable energy opportunities.

Look, I'm not going to defend the Green New Deal. What I'm telling you, though, is that we could make a whole lot more amazing jobs if we actually invest in the Green New Deal, Abdul. Look, I'll just tell you this. Are you opposed to the idea that we could reduce energy costs and create jobs in Michigan? Absolutely, but I don't want windmills in Lake Michigan. So you are absolutely, you're absolutely. Windmills. Windmills.

What are the windmills milling, Jesse? You fucking idiot? You opposed to that? Yeah, I don't want to put windmills in Lake Michigan, do you? I don't think the people in Michigan want that. If you're running on that, that's the thing. It's not going to go over too well. We have a pipeline.

No, no. I mean, Jesse, look, we can have a conversation if you want to. You want to keep cutting me off. We could keep doing that too. But you told me we're going to have a good conversation. I just want to talk about something. Right now, we have an oil pipeline in the Great Lakes. If that oil pipeline were to burst, the consequences for our Great Lakes would be disastrous.

Now, you're telling me that you'd rather have a situation where that happened than a windmill, that really is so offensive to you. No. I'm saying I don't want to get rid of fossil fuels, and that's what the Green New Deal does. Let's move on. on. You want to soak the rich. Rabdoll, let's, because we got, this isn't a podcast, I got to sell ads in the breaks. You want to soak the rich. Let's listen to what you said about the taxes. Run it. I also think we got to start taxing wealth for people who have over $100 million.

I mean, at that point, like, what are you going to do with more money? What are you going to do with more money? Whatever I want. I mean, Jesse, I don't know how much you make. I know how much you make, but I think I'd rather have. have well yeah look so that's exactly it right the question ultimately is do you want to drive on good roads or would you rather have a billionaire make a second billion that's what mike rogers wants that's what don't want that's what you want i think the people in michigan want something

different they want good roads and good schools so you're saying so you're saying bionaire who just became a billionaire she has to break you off something every year she has to pay the politicians it's not me it's the american public you're the one that wants the money to be able to contribute back to the public schools that she went to. I think she'd be happy to invest in good roads in her community. I think she'd be happy to pay a little bit more so that everybody had a little bit more. You're reaching a little deep into the pocket. It's an insane thing to be defending billionaires from your channel.

Jesse, that's a crazy thing. I thought you were for, I'm just saying, look, at the end of that, I thought you were for the everyday man. Like, if you're for billionaires, more than you're for everybody. The person, well, you and I are just going to disagree. No, I just think I have the right to the fruits of my own labor. That's America. It's not communist what you're talking about. No problem with it.

Let me ask you about socialized health care. Billionaires don't make money. Let me answer the question. Sure. No, no, no, let me go back to that. Go ahead. Billionaires don't make their money off of their labor. That, I think, is where you head off.

Billionaires that make their money off their money. So if you have a billion dollars, your billion dollars, your billion dollars, so if you have a billion dollars, your billion dollars. That's not the fruits of your money making money. I think it's okay. Like, if we tax you at 7 percent, you're still going to make, what, a cool $30 million off your billion dollars? I think it's okay.

They're going to be okay, Jesse. Yeah, I just don't like the idea of politicians like you. capping how much money people make in America. That's just me. We can have the voters in Michigan decide. You say you want socialized... Let's go, Pat. This is a long cliff.

Let's go past this clue. We go through Sharia law. Skip a bit. Look, I think for Colin Kaepern's sake, I think he should have had several more years in the NFL. Now, I think he's a pretty damn good quarterback. I think, unfortunately, he's a little bit quarterback. I think, unfortunately, he lost a lot of time.

But the bigger question right now, when it comes to football, look, I know you guys like to think I don't like football, but I'm happy to line up against anybody who thinks that I don't like football. And I'll just tell you, the bigger issue that we have for football right now is, I looked at ticket prices to try and go and see a game with family. It's astronomical through the roof. Now, I think football used to be the kind of thing that you could enjoy with people. It's gone for many people.

I want to talk about football. Jesus. This is... See, this is where I think there's no... There's no upside to showing up and talking with Jesse Waters. He's a monkey with a handful of poo. Abdul Elsaid, however, is an educated man with a couple of really advanced degrees. And as Mark Twain said, never argue with...

Never wallow with a pig in shit. you both get covered in mud and the pig likes it guess who the pig is here and then there's the sex change stuff men and women's sports Abdul has a black voter problem well now

well we're not going to find it of Canada so eventually this and this was what I was looking for he took a moment and look directly into the camera Abduyl El-Seid did.

And this was fun. Calling out Mike Rogers on camera. Mike, I'm happy to wipe the floor with you on October 8th, but in case you think we forgot, I challenged you to five debates. I've accepted every single debate invite on September 15th. I'm showing up to Fox 2's debate, and they're prepared to run with an empty podium, whether you have the courage to show up or not. Pity he can't throw in a little needle dick here and there. but that was from a previous statement, but this was fun.

I'm looking forward to continuing to have those conversations, and I feel really good about being able to bring communities together and beat Mike Rogers, who you and I both agree is a beta, and won't come on your show and won't debate me in November, and that actually elicited a laugh from the monkey holding the handful of poo, and kind of implicitly agreed that Mike Rogers is a beta cuck. God, now I have to shower because of that. Jesus.

And a little palate cleanser, just to close things off. A little bit ago, Lee in New York sent me a list of Dollyisms. Wise, she was. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde. The way, just the Rama Lama ding-dong for Ms. Dolly all the way through. The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. Don't get so busy making a living if you forgot to make a life.

I'm very real where it counts and that's inside. My weaknesses have always been food and men in that order. It's hard to be a diamond and rhinestone world. I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else. Now, people are always asking me, what do you want people to say about you a hundred years from now? I always say I want them to say, dang, don't she look good for her age? And finally, I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it. Amen, Miss Dolly.

Amen. Beautiful. Just beautiful. And I guess one of the last things she did, Rout sent this along, at one point, because for a big part of her life, she traveled in tour buses from town to town. It can be rough. I mean, we've all heard Bob Seeger moaning woefully into the microphone about how hard it is being a rock star riding in a bus. from I guess

Dolly Travel Stops.com She bought the Tennessean travel stop in Cornersville, Tennessee. It was already a good truck stop and she turned the place into the kind of truck stop she'd want to visit. Whoever wrote this said, I'm looking at her floor plan on her website

and this thing's awesome. They've got an actual trucker lounge, which is something the chain truck stops are getting rid of at a rapid rate. She's got two restaurants and a coffee. coffee shop in there. There's a general store which I really hope generally sells replacement bulbs for trailer lights. They thought of everything else. I'm certain they're on offer. There's a dog park and a patio. There's live music venue. There's sufficient parking for tractor trailers and the overhead view of this

lot shows it's big enough to give drivers plenty of maneuvering room. They also have a Tesla supercharger. They even have a little lounge where you can grab a beer after a long day of trucking. She also has her last tour bus sitting beside the building so people can see it. It's across the road from a subway and a McDonald's, so drivers seeking that sort of food can get it without her actually needing to have either franchise. There's also an indoor playground next to the McDonald's to wear out your kids. The only things I can think I'd put in the truck stop that aren't at this one, or a hair salon, a second scale, a small hotel to cater to the four-wheel customers,

an urgent care clinic, a non-denominational chapel with a minister on staff, and a secured lot for high-risk loads, but this one's pretty damn good. She was doing good all the way to the end of her roads and days. Blessings upon her. So thanks, everybody.

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whatever they do at Android, IHeart Radio, anywhere. Because engagement with the algorithm really does matter. Thanks, Emily, for the intro. Thanks to the hardest working, bravest people I know. The folks at Coal River Mountain Watch,

CRMW.net, over a quarter century at the forefront of the struggle for human rights and environmental justice in Appalachia. And a proud union shop. Please stay safe. Let's keep an eye on this John Ratcliffe thing. It's right unsettling. Miss Micah said a few moments ago.

If it helps, if I was a betting girl, I bet they want to talk to Pouti about the drones getting into Germany. Poland. There have been several incursions into Poland. But that's not something that, you send the CIA director for. That's Department of State stuff.

Something rotten is afoot. And, well, of course, if Jesse Waters comes towards you babbling about dinglings, know that you're in the presence of a potential pedophile and avoid him like the plague

because he is. And always, always, always, Gina and Wayne. It's all for you. Talk to you a little bit, Victoria. Later.