Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 26 June 2026, Friday-On-the-Front-Porch

Episode Date: June 27, 2026

To be "fair," Nitwit Nero's carnival is a big, ol' flop. But if you go, watch out for Uncle Sam. Vile, thy name is (Nut)Megyn. Or Katie Miller. Or Or Or . . . 

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behavior of the maggots. And this, of course, is a perfect example of it. It's Pride Month. So necessarily, every homophobic cis, so-called straight guy out there is thinking about sex with men. I mean, I've seen it right in my own community. Somebody throwing a fit over a happy pride sign in Fayetteville. it was repulsive enough that while we do use the fun words here from time to time I'm not going to mention it because it was just fucking gross

oh there's the first is that the first f bomb of the evening I'm not sure I'm not even keeping track but this this is so horrifying and disgusting someone's and you know it's a maggot I mean there's no way it's not a maggot someone swatted Pete Buttigieg and his husband and they used their children to do it now consider

these homophobic maggots can't stop thinking about how gay people have sex but at the same token you can't tear them away from their orange Jesus who has over two dozen

credible allegations of sexual assault and abuse against him has been found liable for sexual abuse in a United States District Court in two separate cases

those judgments have been upheld at the United States Circuit Court of Appeals level but yeah the pedophile they love here's what happened to Pete Buttigieg

judge. Someone called in a child protective services complaint about his children being abused. And he said CPS showed up at his home and they explained that there had been an allegation against him. He went on to say that it concerned our four-year-old twins and that a forensic interview had been arranged for the children the following day. I could not be present at the children's interview, nor could any family member sit in. Afterwards, they would come back and interview me, and only then would they tell me anything about the nature of the allegation. I was bewildered and troubled, but tried to stay calm, Pete Buttigieg went on. I'm used to any number of falsehoods, attacks, and serious problems being thrown my way. What, I mean, the guy's a veteran.

He's walked around in places like Afghanistan with the locals wanting to take up the boat. but wanting to kill him. What I didn't understand, though, he said, was what could have led to this kind of visit. Then the CPS worker told me something that made my stomach turn. I was not to be alone around the children, at least until the interview took place the next day. Good God, no wonder it made his stomach turn.

He, in turn, said, okay, wait till my husband gets home. And they then agreed that the kids would stay at the grandparents until the so-called interview the next day. Pete Buttigieg said the 24 hours until they returned are among the darkest hours of my life. I tried to get my head around the idea that if I had been accused of something so serious that I couldn't be alone around my own children and had consented to have them interviewed by strangers without my knowing where the accusation had come from, or even what it contained. Ultimately, the CPS worker said, yeah, there's nothing here.

But he said to be clear, making a false report of this kind is a crime. That's as it should be, both to protect the innocent from false accusations and to preserve the integrity of a process designed to protect children from harm. I don't know how much we can do about it, but so help me God, if there's any way to press civil or criminal charges over this, we will. Not just for our own sakes, but to draw a line that I thought everyone already recognized. Do not mess with someone's kids. Oh, Mr. Buttigieg.

do you not realize that when it comes to the maggots there is no bottom to their depravity that there's nothing they won't do to harm someone that their dear leader has told them to hate my God and you know

I mean this you know it was a maggot and you know what they're fixated on the fact that people Buddha judge is gay. And curiously enough, and I think this is probably why it times out like it does, this is also the anniversary of Obergefell and marriage equality across the country. And so this is probably part of that. Among other people, Governor Pete, I'm sorry, J.B. Pritzker of Illinois posted that Obergefell is the law of the land and hate has no place in Illinois, I mean, I understand the sentiment, but he said everyone will always be welcome and loved in Illinois.

Pritzker seems like a legitimate, genuine ally, and there's no evidence of him ever throwing the LGBTQ community under the bus as exists with other politicians. He hasn't announced a presidential run. really announced a presidential run. I hope he runs. I sincerely hope he does. But what was done to Pete Buttigieg, I don't know how, from a lawyering standpoint, I don't know how you pierce that veil, but the name of the referral, the referent, needs to be disclosed, and then let Pete Buttigieg and his family go after that maggot piece of shit with all the legal power they can muster. And so when he says, so help me God, I want to find you. I hope he does.

And I want to go back yesterday. I want to go back to what we talked about yesterday for just a moment. to the to the Supreme Court case in which Justice Kagan absolutely blistered the maggot most puissant dread sovereign Supreme Catholic Majesty majority on the court you get a little you get a better understanding of why Sammy bad breath was so irate because in the dissent in addition to everything that we said yesterday, she also quoted those members of the courts Orange Jesus

so that everyone reading her dissent could know exactly what Sammy Badbreath and Fappy Thomas and Beerboof and Brat and his law clerk squee and quiff and the handmade and the frat boy and old balls and strikes were signing off on. She said, quote, Haitians are eating the dogs.

They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people that live in Springfield. Haitians are also eating other things, too, that they're not supposed to be. Haitians probably have AIDS. Haiti is a whole country which is filthy, dirty, and disgusting. Haitians immigrating is, quote, like a death wish for our country. country. Haitians

poison the blood of the United States. And of course Niro is saying, We only take people from shithole countries

like Haiti and Somalia. Why can't we have some people from Norway and Sweden? Jesus.

And that is what eight Sammy Bad Breath with Tagan also writing.

The majority briefly replies to those remarks are not overtly racial, but it's hard to know what that means. Haitians are black, Norwegians, and Swedes, not so much. The references of filth disease and primitiveness are shot through with racial stereotypes and tropes.

It is hard to imagine the statements being made today of any white community. They sure didn't make those statements about those oppressed white South Africans, now did they? No, they just opened the doors of the United States to them because, well, whites aren't running the show in South Africa anymore. And thus, the white South Africans have to flee because there's a white genocide. Of course, there isn't. But good, I hope Kagan, Sotomayor, and Jackson keep handing these punk-ass little fashion.

pieces of shit. They're absolute asses. Make them own what they are. Make it clear with every dissent what a gang of monstrous Nazi thugs they actually are every day of their lives. Take every opportunity to delegitimize a court that is already

desperately illegitimate. I know. Micah says of course it's not like they lose sleep Micah says. Almighty. And you know, after

we checked in on that reel yesterday with the PhD physical therapist who's used to working with elderly people with things like chronic pulmonary hypertension congestive heart failure and the like I look at the ranting and ravings of nitwit Nero

in a slightly different light they are the howls they are the death howls of a creature that knows it hath not much time and so it was today that Nittwit Nero in remarks before he He went out to speak to the Great American State Fair.

I'm sorry. He was speaking to the Faith and Feedum Coalition. Feedum! Wolverines! He's deeply upset about the coalition, the slate that Zoran Mamdani put together that had such success this past Tuesday in New York. and so it was that he began to grunt on truth social. Communism is very easy to sell. I'd be the greatest communist in history.

I'd give free rent, free houses, free food. Everything is free. Unfortunately, after two or three years, the country where this is taking place would fail. It always does, and then you'll start living in squalor. There will be no food, there will be no housing, there'll be no military, there'll be no nothing. You'll be third world every way and everyone will suffer or die.

Just like he's going to at some point in the not too distant future. And the assassinations of those who oppose them is a very important element of their ideology. They're animals. In many cases, not smart, but in some cases they are. It's easy for them to get followers because they make promises they know they can't keep. And the Democrats aren't fighting back. I thought the Democrats were the communists. In many ways, they're allowing them to go their own way.

They're afraid to lose their election. They're afraid of conflict. They're not smart enough or tough enough to fight this plague. If they fought them the way they fight Republicans or me, they'd be victorious, but they don't have the courage to do so. You're right. Sure. You betcha.

These are not social Democrats. These are hardcore godless communists. This is the most. serious threat to our country since its existence 250 years ago. Oh, what an idiot. I'm pretty sure our country was under a pretty serious threat during that little dust up between 1861 and 1865. And of course, then he blathered on about attacking Nigeria.

We largely ended the slaughter of Nigerian Christians. I'm saving Christians throughout the world. Even though we're not in those various countries by hitting these terrorists violently and hard, they will close your churches they will kill your people this is what they're about this is the greatest threat to our country since it's founding 250 years ago

somebody I was going to say somebody come get Uncle Pee Paul but no nobody's going to get Grandpa Pee Paul because it's at least working for them right now but the one person who helps him out

the most is a bleached blonde 34 year old named Natalie Harp. We've talked about her before. She's the one who sends him little love notes that says Making you happy is all that matters to me.

Yeah. She walks around with the portable printer and prints off stories for him showing him how wonderful he is. Honestly, Natalie Harp kind of looks like a Well, she looks like somebody who maybe started transition about 10 months ago or so.

Still working on those makeup skills. Bad dye job on the hair. Yeah. But never mind. I shouldn't transvestigate people. That's mean. But it turns out, she's a piece of shit. Because among other things, her estranged brother has decided to,

air some of the family laundry, as well as her paternal grandmother. Dolores D.D. Harp, speaking to the Daily Mail, said, she doesn't call me. I've accepted that's the way it is. But her father, Natalie's father, committed suicide in 2020. And it's always sad to hear about. Orange County, California, the coroner said, yep, This is suicide. But her brother, Preston Harp,

38 years old, her older brother, discussed the fact that Natalie and her mama want to claim that Preston Hart, not Preston, but Harp's father, that he just died in his sleep.

That's all, he just died in his sleep. But, brother, Preston, said, I can't keep that kind of a secret. And then he told the entire family about the suicide. And according to the Daily Mail story, other family members contacted by the Daily Mail admitted there was a family fallout over Robert's suicide and the fact that there was no funeral, just a private cremation. Carolyn Kreutzer, a cousin, said Natalie Harp has blocked her on social media.

and Preston Harp said I can't have anything to do with her when she went to work for Trump I just kind of caused some cognitive dissonance I don't understand why my sister or anyone could want to work for Trump it's hard to believe that's my sister and mom I can't connect with that vibe so I'm just going to let it be

so that's the young woman who walks around with her portable printer telling her orange daddy how much she loves him and how much everybody loves him. Remember Hope Hicks? Hope Hicks kind of had that fawning adoration for a while

until the shine went off of the toxic orange. Does poison ivy bloom? Well, you get the idea. And, you know, here's a lot of, hoping, here's hoping that, you know, somehow the learning curve opens up for Natalie Harp and there's some sort of redemption arc for her. Yeah, disgusting. And then, then there's Katie Miller. Holy shit. How gross. She went to, uh, uh, ex and posted an excrement of a woman, presumably her, I guess,

sitting outside on the grass, cuddling a fairly newborn baby, and... Jesus. There it is. She posted, imagine how much propaganda it took to convince women that this is oppressive.

And somebody responded and said, God, you're weird. Can't you just post something normal like, I love my baby. But remember, the Nazis had a birth cult, even creating a breeding program called the Labensborn. And, well, I'm pretty sure. I mean, honey, presumably you made that baby with Stephen Miller.

I feel sorry for the baby than either of you. Here's hoping it doesn't grow up to be a monster. like those two are. But the great American state fair is not doing well, as we noted. It's going to go on for 16 interminable days on the mall. They couldn't get the gates open. There was still construction debris laying all over the place. They couldn't get electricity to the food court.

Ice cream was kind of out of the question. The generator on the ferris wheel was not in good running order and kept shutting down. One water station vendor said this whole production's been running behind. The water was room temperature, just so you know, there's no ice yet. but and this has to do with my state I don't know who the hillbilly is but good on you

on display was a calf named Melania it was brought in by 15 year old Piper Stollifer of West Virginia who said well we were trying to come up with patriotic names for the 250th year and we came up with Melania

which is President Trump's wife and my teacher thought that they had a similar hair color, so it just fit. Oh, melanoma must be so honored and proud. She has the same hair color as a calf, a cow.

Eight states have refused to participate. They still had, they still had like pavilions, but there were no representatives, but it did present an empty space where people could get out of the heat for a little bit.

One individual leaving the Connecticut pavilions said, not much to see here. And then the Post, the Washington Post, counter sunk the nail, saying, just after 9 p.m. there was a hopeful sign. The Ferris wheel came back to life, instantly throwing light onto the darkening fairgrounds

and eliciting scattered cheers from the crowd, a snaking line quickly formed in spite of the late hour. People had been waiting a long time to catch the you would you get on a ferris wheel that was put together by maggots i would not it would either stop and i'd be stuck at the top of the damn thing or stuck halfway up or it might come down in an entirely rickety crash oh and you know how we talked about the uh the new profit generation book by maggie haverman and jonathan swan and how it's full of all these juicy

details. One of them we talked about was the carpeted bathroom. And apparently, because this White House is still leaking like a sieve, the carpeted bathroom allegation has Nitwit Niro

angrier than just about anything else in the book. It has privately and absolutely infuriated nitwit Nero and so much so that he has banned anyone

in his anywhere in his within his control from talking to anybody about the book carpeted bath because people make him well I mean it makes him look tacky and gross

white house staff are worrying about the growth of mold in the presidential party. Speaking to Zateo, one senior Trump appointee said, it makes him look so fucking gross. The president sees everything, and he knows about the trash and bathroom sections and thinks it's complete bullshit that it got published. And according to Asoen Subisang of Zateo, he's complaining to AIDS and advisors about the fact that it talks about his bathroom and bedroom habits.

Suba Sang saying, If you think this all sounds weird as hell or disgusting, you'd be right. That's why the 80-year-old president is so sensitive about it, petty and small as it sounds. Well, he's a petty and small man, isn't he? And then there was this little moment on my former filthy morning. habit is they because I mentioned Katie Miller and her gross baby picture not the baby's gross she's gross and it's a baby picture and it's the uh well Katie Miller is that that wasn't all she's been saying lately the Supreme Court's conservative majority has handed President Trump

to major immigration wins including allowing the administration to make a fascist majority. You can say it. It's not a smear. It's not a pejorative. It's just a statement of fact. The fascist majority on the court. I mean, after all, they let Jehosephat there,

and Nicole Wallace say the brown word. I'm pretty sure you can say fascist. And temporary protected status for hundreds of thousands of Haitian and Syrian migrants and refugees living legally here in the United States. In a six to three decision, the justices paused lower court orders blocking the administration from termining the protections

which allow migrants from countries affected by war or natural disasters to live and work in the U.S. The U.S. first provided TPS to Haitians after a major earthquake back in 2010 and to Syrians in 2010, and to Syrians in 20, 2012 during a civil war in that country. The temporary protections can be made for six, 12 or 18 months at a time and have been routinely extended on a bipartisan basis under

administrations from both political parties. During earlier arguments, Solicitor General John Sauer pointed to federal law, arguing Congress made clear that TPS decisions should not be second-guessed by judges, quote, There is no judicial review of any determination of the secretary with respect to the designation or termination or extension of a designation of a foreign state, Sarah told the court. That's actually, yeah, that's from the statute itself. Writing for the majority, conservative justice Samuel Alito said judges had overstepped their authority by second-guessing the administration's decisions and rejected. claims to move to revoke protections was racially biased. In her dissent, liberal justice Elena Kagan accused the majority of dismissing Trump's racist

comments about Haitians and extensively quoted his 2018 description of Haiti as, quote, as whole country and his false 2024 claims that Haitian immigrants in Ohio were eating people's pets. Let's bring in MS now senior legal reporter Lisa Rubin. So Lisa, two things can be true one time. The statute can be very clear. And it says that Congress and courts shall not second guess what the president does. Of course, Congress can't if it passes the subsequent law. But the statute is very, very clear that this is in the administration's discretion.

At the same time, Alito's claim that Trump's statement, were not overtly racial toward the Haitians is such a lie on its face that you sit here and you wonder how a justice of the Supreme Court, when they have the law on their side, still decides willingly to report to lies that he knows is a lie, that his fellow justices know is a lie, and that everybody that's reading that know, it's a lie. because everything that Donald Trump has said about Haitians has been overtly racial. That's absolutely true, Joe, and you're right to describe this decision sort of as a one-to-punch. The court first deciding that the statute itself says there can't be judicial review of determinations made by the Homeland Security Secretary about temporary protected status.

Justice Kagan and the other liberals who dissent, they take issue with that saying, yes, you can't challenge the determination. But here, what the litigants were doing were challenging the process. And the process by statute says that the secretary has to consult with the State Department and others about making the decision to end temporary protected status. And here, all you had were brief email exchanges between an aide to Kristinehom on one hand and official at the State Department on the other saying they had no foreign policy concerns about ending TPS status. And Justice Kagan saying, look, the foreign policy issue isn't really the issue at all.

What the Secretary is supposed to consider in ending TPS is whether it's safe for people who are refugees or who suffered deep humanitarian problems to return to their country. And there she points out the State Department tells Americans all the time, and it's travel warnings, that Haiti and Syria are not safe for us to travel to. Why then would they be safe for people who have been living in this country for a long time to return to, particularly if they might be targets? But let's talk about the constitutional issue, because that's one, I think, where you are absolutely correct. This should have been an easy decision for the entire court, based on the record here, which was replete with overtly racist statements by Donald Trump about Haitians. And I just want to remind you, the district court, meaning the trial court that heard this case said that Trump had repeatedly, and this is a quote, repeatedly invoked racist tropes of national purity and anti-black animus. And that's where Justice Kagan says all the things that the very polite six-justice majority will not recounting all of those statements. Just like we talked about.

The court here is supposed to give deference to what the lower court did. It would not. But there's a lie in it saying there's no overt racism here. What Justice Alito says for the majority is Donald Trump can't be overtly racist here because he hates all immigrants. He's upset with the Biden administration's liberal policies toward immigration. Not the white South Africans. And therefore, he's not singling out any one particular country. The problem with that not only is the statements Donald Trump made about Haiti itself,

but the fact that TPS countries are uniformly non-white. There is not a single country that has been granted TPS, and this was explored at all argument, that has white people as the majority of its population. So, Lisa, I'm going to go to the rev with a question, but before I do, Katie Miller, the wife of Stephen Miller, who's the architect of this policy, tell our viewers her response. Yeah, I mean, this was racist going in and it was racist coming out because Katie Miller posted on X yesterday that this was a great day for the dogs and cats of Springfield.

When I read that at my desk, I literally gasped so loudly that half the reporters in my line of newsroom looked around to see what I was reacting to. And I have a reminder, of course, it was Springfield, Ohio. That was the conspiracy theory ahead of the 2024 election that Haitians were attacking the pets of that hometown. Stephen Miller did a victory lap yesterday. Other voices on the right, Megan Kelly in particular, said some. pretty loathsome racist things, you know, about this celebration. Yeah, particularly with regard to Megan Kelly, I don't know why people are surprised that she said vulgar, vile, filthy, racist things.

It's who she is. It's who she always has been. Responding to these holdings by the Supreme Court, She screamed on the air. Go home. Get out. We know our country is better than yours. Oh, what? Our country is better than yours?

What are you in sixth grade nutmeg? We know our country is better than yours. That's because we filled it with our work ethic, culture, and values. You being here only dilutes it for us. Go back to fucking Haiti. and die. She left out the part and die.

Don't you wish you could just kind of drop Megan Kelly smack dab in the middle of Haiti? Because I do. I wish we could. I wish she could have that learning curve. I wish she could learn to see the humanity of other people who are simply struggling to survive.

And they are here because of natural disasters. Disgusting. And the the denunciations came quickly. Representative Yasmin Ansari said, this is just vile. Imagine having every privilege and opportunity in the world and choosing to dedicate your platform

to spreading hatred about vulnerable people. Hope you find whatever humanity you're missing, Megan. Attacking Haitians for supposedly having no work ethic is hilarious. Have you ever met a Haitian before? Without getting into the substance, suffice to say, if saying welcome Haitians would get Megan more screenings, time and relevant, she'd be saying that.

That was Jonah Goldberg, acknowledging that his side of the aisle thrives on hatred and vitriol. And this from Kathy Young at the bulwark, when Megan was accused of being racist for suggesting it was okay to wear dark makeup when in costume as a specific black person or character, I generally thought she was getting a raw deal. Kathy Young then added, I apologize.

Hard to get more racist than this. God damn, people, did you miss? Of course, Santa Claus's white part. That was years ago. And suddenly now the lights coming on that Megan Kelly is a vile and filthy racist? That she may as well be a member of the ladies' auxiliary of the Ku Klux Klan?

Come on! But then again, it's just who she is. Oh, and another unplanned and not very fun attraction at the Great American State Fair. There was a guy in an Uncle Sam costume. His name was John Ratchelli, 54 years old. He was there at the... The festivities earlier today, they had a circus. Uh-huh, a circus performance.

Cirque mechanics, acrobatics. It was near 12th Street in Jefferson in D.C. And a witness said he was standing, or she was standing behind a man in overall. yesterday during the CERC mechanics performance. The guy was, and that would be John Ratchelli, the man was vaping and videoing the female performers. You know, female acrobatts work in skin-tight clothing. And so John Ratchtelli, age 54, as he vaped,

we do not know what. And as he videoed, Ah, put his hand down his Uncle Sam pants, and began to play a little pocket billiards. Another witness, the founder of Cirque Mechanics, said he came back for a second show. And I saw him with his hand in his pants, likely doing what we all thought he was doing.

One of the women in the acrobatic team got the attention of another, witness and said, he's making lewd gestures in his pants and wearing an Uncle Sam costume the whole time. He was charged with lewd indecent or obscene acts, public indecency, and booked into the jail just before midnight. He was arraigned earlier today in D.C. Superior Court. No word yet on whether he's actually been hired by the nitwit near. administration because he'll be a perfect fucking fit. Yeah.

Oh, this is going to... Like I said, I remember wondering back in 1976. I mean, sweet memories. My mama was a quilter. She was a very good quilter. She absolutely would not

use a sewing machine on her quilts. Every stitch was by hand and the space between the stitches were almost microscopic. It made her quilts really puffy. And I remember watching her. She had a lap quilting hoop. She would just work on sections of a quilt at a time,

king size even, with the rest of it draped around her as she pushed each individual stitch through. And that year, she found a pattern. Do you remember, if you're of a certain age, You remember the sort of 70s-style red-white and blue star that was the logo of the bicentennial? Well, she made a quilt that had 50 of those stars, each one lovingly quilted by hand. And it was a beautiful thing.

And there was a lot of excitement around the bicentennial. and there was pride. And compared to this tawdry exercise in performative vulgarity, it was a completely different affair. It was good, whereas this is just awful. And again, I can't help thinking about just up the road, a neighbor has a banner that says, America, 1776 to 2026, it's an epitaph. It's like a tombstone. Okay.

I've been at this for about an hour, and it's time I think we should go, and Jeremy telling approaching an hour of fillerobster. I know, I know. I just wanted to get the major stuff out of the way. Let's go over the river and through the woods to the old holler tree that we sublet from the Keebler elves and see if there's anybody in there.

hanging out and come on bye let's let's have a Jim Dandy conversation this evening shall we? Hey Jeremy I'm back didn't you're reading for a week straight what but um

I said I'm back you can't you remember me for them one one Friday in the front porch I took last week off because I had things to do up north of the van like that anyway I want to say and Roger Roger is away because he's out somewhere camping in the wilderness, right? He said he's barely known anything that was going on in the wider

world, and it was kind of nice, and I understand that. Right. I wanted to address Megan Kelly's go back home, Tom. Again, how tasteless is it? Everything we have in this country down to our difference in cuisines, taste, spices, foods, you name it. Because we're a mixing pot. It's not because were white people. It's because the people came here and gave us that stuff. We wouldn't have Taco Bell to some extent not as good to have if it wasn't for other ethnic parties

breeding into our food over years and years and years and years. Her talk about, you know, go home, we don't need you. This is all crazy talk. I mean, so it's maddening, she said that, but also remember, she's also one that claims that Jesus is a white, blonde hair blue-blue and Palestinian. Right, yeah. Jesus is white, Santa was white. If nothing else would have one hell of a fucking tan

walking around in the desert two thousand years ago. Oh, I think he'd probably have sun poisoning. Yes. He just had Arnold Schwarzenegger's accent. And the fact of the matter is, there's not a lot of blonde-haired blue-eyed Greeks to begin with, and these were based on, you know, the image of Jesus was based on Apollo, who probably wasn't that pale either.

So I'm going to posit a question to you, Robin, and use your best Trumpian mind to figure this solution out. Remember how about a month ago someone etched very lightly into the green, 86, 40, whatever, blah, blah, blah, but you can barely see it. Do you know how they fixed that problem? Painting it green? Yes.

I figured, and it's probably not the same green as the green around it, is it, is it? No, it's house greener, like, the side of my house green, and shutter green. Yeah, so it's bigger and bolder and more obvious. Right. I mean, I asked a couple people that and they couldn't think. I said, no, think on the Trump is level you can. This is an easy solve. And one person said, right, they paint it. Exactly. Yes, you're thinking like a moron. They painted it. They didn't replant it, didn't water it. They just painted it with green paint. You know, they could have just reached out to one of their mountaintop removal buddies,

and he could have brought up a truck with some hydro seed in it and just sprayed over it. That's what they do with the mountains here when they blow them to Kingdom Come. I said they painted it. Maybe they did that and people thought it was paint, but still, I'm going to say they didn't do that. I'm going to say they didn't spray paint it with that fake green seeding stuff they do. It actually was real paint just for the fun of it. Maybe that's what it was done mistaken by someone who didn't know the difference. But still, you couldn't imagine them painting it with real green paint. You really could.

Let's see one out. I was going to say, I don't know if you noticed, but now that the war is over and we've won it at the cost of $328 billion or so, we attacked Iran again today. Of course we did. The Bradmorel. Bradmoral Cooper ordered strikes against alleged Iranian missile and drone storage area. and their coastal radar. Yeah. People are hooping hollering how great it is that gas has gone down 15, 20 cents, you know, nationwide,

only because Trump tapped the national supply, which is running dangerously low. It's artificially drawn down. And just to play a little inside baseball, this year, my town reappraised everybody's property. I haven't done it in something like 20 years. and I make it no secret that I live in a mobile home park. I bought my place fairly cheap because it doesn't have a cement pad underneath it, which makes it very hard for someone to get a loan

from any kind of bank because of federal laws. Even though we're in Vermont, we've had three tornadoes this year, so small ones. Because of that, banks will not loan if you cannot tie down your mobile home so the frame stays and the rest of it washes away in the wind. So they went through my park And they decided that everyone in the park 408 people They were going to tax their houses

As if they were condos In terms of land value We rent our lots We don't own the land No I know how that goes My daughter is in a similar situation Well we're a co-op I mean we own our own parks

So that's one advantage But they reappraised everything Any given year when they come and do an appraisal on my place has been between 25 and 35, maybe 40 in a great year. Do you want to guess what it was this year? Oh, dear God, no. Just add a big number to it. The biggest number you can think it would be, you'd probably be wrong.

Just guess. $146,000. What? They added $100,010 to my land value this year to my tax. $110,000. based on what a Ouija board they think we should be taxed like condos are taxed two-story buildings on the land and something else

and the resale value or something like that and the good news is there's a lawyer in town who believes what the town has done is completely illegal and he thinks he can get this probably washed away to some degree unfortunately we'll have to pay him if he wins and he wants 50% of our savings for the next year but

Jesus, them Vermont lawyers is some slickers it's something like that but I think it's between three two or three but the point is there's no way even in 20 years

my place has appreciated that much value in a mobile hole it just doesn't happen especially the land I do not own so when you have your problems on your roof trust me I feel you

you a lot of ways I feel the pinch right now in many different directions like everyone wants my blood literally So I get it But anyway I'm here

I woke up the side of the dirt I'm better off than probably 98% of this world is I'm okay So With that said I'll let you talk to Emilio I guess Maybe Amelia or maybe I guess

Ben just popped in too so there you go A little back to work though Okay Yeah you get back to it You've got $146,000 worth of property taxes to scrounge up somewhere. I'm not going to be paying that this year, trust me. Jesus.

Well, Ben, what's up? Hello, everybody. Hello, Emilio. Hello, Robin. Hello, Spark, squeaky, and hello, uh, Ruxan. And, you know, I do, Ben. Happy Friday, everyone. Yeah, happy Friday.

So, I've got this new friend that I met over on John Server that lives in Australia, her name is Maria. She lives in Perth, Australia, which is on the western side of the territory. And she's been doing a lot of research on the Strait of Formuz.

And nothing in the Strait of Formuz is moving right now. And it takes one oil tanker 40 days to get from Karg Island to any one of our port. 40 days to get from point A to point B or any of the other seaports in the Persian Gulf that has oil seaports, 40 days to get from there to here.

At this rate right now, if it did open today, it would take at least six to eight months for that thing to get cleared out fully and running fully efficient again. Oh yeah, there's a knock-on effect that's going to be a while in manifesting. But like the story we had a couple of months back, there's going to be a worldwide shortage, and it's inescapable now, a worldwide shortage of helium. And that's going to have effects, you know, not just on like birthday parties, but on people's ability to get things like MRIs. And that's a five-year problem. So, yeah, it's very real.

And we haven't even begun to see the real effects of it either. Well, I have a cousin that lives in San Antonio, Texas. His name's Frank. And he told me, I talked to him on Tuesday. They are now starting to ration gas in the state of Texas and some gas stations in some areas. And they're limiting everyone to $50 at a time per fill-up. That's it. And your limit is once every other day per gas station.

Well, that's the beginning. There's a place in Oklahoma. It's the largest gasoline storage facility in the country. It stores about 60% of the nation's gasoline in that area. And they said last week the tanks are starting to get hit empty. And these are the reserve tank. Yeah, I have no doubt. We may be facing a gas crisis like the 1970s by July.

I mean, July is five days away. A week from tomorrow is the fourth. Middleton, I think by the end of the middle of July or the beginning of August, we might be seeing the 1970s gas lines coming again. I see that coming. I really do. I think we're getting to that point because the more he keeps playing this diddly, daddly game with Iran

and screwing Iran around and and now Netanyahu's claiming that we stabbed Israel in the back. Get the fuck out of here, Netanyahu. I think it's the other way around. You fucking stabbed us in the back, motherfucker. But anyways,

he has said now a total of 42 times. We've got a deal. No, we don't got a deal. We got a deal. No, now we got to attack you. Shit. 42 fucking time since this thing started.

And it's all market manipulation is what he's doing so that his billionaire buddies can keep making money. That's what he's doing. He's using this tactic to manipulate the stock market so all of his billionaire friends can make another billion dollars every day in the stock market. And he is ripping us off. Every fucking day. He is robbing us blind. He is skimming off the top every fucking where he can. And he's now even got his sons involved in it.

Even? Yeah, they've been part of the grift all along. Do you know what Junior and Eric are doing? They are fucking taking pieces of the reflecting pool paint and they are selling it. And dumbass maggots are being dumb enough to fucking buy it. Why am I not surprised? And yet, and yet, apparently that's a felony that'll put you in the joint

for 10 years, according to nitwit, Nero. A small piece is $200, and extra large piece is $5,000. I haven't seen any, I haven't seen any of that, but I'm not any news stories about that, but I'm not surprised. And we now have some news,

then. The National Park Service has received its marching orders, from nitwit Nero and today they declared that the liner along the

bottom of the pool was cut with a sharp knife or a razor this month and it reminds me of WC. Fields was it not an assa guy? Now previously Nitwit Niro had said it was cut with something jagged it was just really

jagged, it was awful, it was terrible. Yeah. So Frank Lans, Deputy Director of Operations for the Park Service, answering a court document, said that it was cut with a sharp knife or a razor. He doesn't say when it happened. He doesn't even say if it was vandalism. Of course, if you were laying down vinyl, I mean, you use a knife to cut it, right? Yeah. You know, he's only using the reflecting pull to distract us from what's going on behind the scenes with Iran.

Which is a distraction to keep us from thinking about the Epstein files. Yeah. I mean, it all goes back to the Epstein files. It's distractions all the way down. Okay, folks. Yeah, it is. It is, Emilio. Yes, it is, Emilio. You're right, brother. It's a turtle on an elephant on an elephant, or an elephant on a turtle, and it's turtles all the way down. It's Epstein, it's Epstein, it's Epstein and pedophilia all the way down.

When he was at the G7, did you, did you hear him fucking fart on camera? And he blamed it on Rubio? Ah, no, are you sure that wasn't AI? No, that was, that was, that was, that was, I say it's been all, it's all over YouTube. Yeah, he was, he was, he was middle in his speech, and, uh, Rubio and the guy on his right side, They can't remember his name that that one fucking jerk. Oh, God. Lutwick.

You mean Nutlick? Yeah, yeah, him. Yeah. He sit there, it was talking, and all of a sudden you heard us. Oh, Jesus. And Trump said, which one of you was that? And he looked at Rubio. And then Lutnik had this look on his face like, ew, nasty.

Yeah. Oh, hey, I said, There was no fundraising and there's not, but Ralphs did offer a $25 challenge just in sympathy and compassion for what Pete Buttigieg and his family are going through. That was at the top of the program. Thank you, Ralph's for that. And if anybody would like to jump in with $25, well, it would be great and much appreciated. I hate to do this, but I have to go back into the... into the mansion for a moment.

I've got to find another dry towel. Some more water sneaking in. I'll be right back. Talk amongst yourselves. I'll leave the audio up so folks can enjoy the conversation.

Be right back. There she goes. Talk about her chinks again. Electricity and water. God damn it. Jeremy, you have a filthy mind, you a little juvenile. Delinquent. Happy Friday, everybody.

Hey, Christopher, happy Friday. Hey, going back to the carnival. Yes. Yeah, that guy that you were talking about, right? I mean, didn't he realize that Uncle Sam is pointing with his finger? We want you. Okay, I was waiting for somebody to make something out of that. That Ramalama Ding Dong is entirely yours.

course, Christopher. I'm proud of you. So I get a Rama Lama for that? Yes, I was proud of you. All right. Yeah, we want you. No, apparently that entire thing is just a great big shit show. Meanwhile, earlier today,

um, nitwit Nero had another blinking session. You know, blinking. The Lieutenant Governor of Texas, Dan Patrick, showed up to deliver the report of his of nitwit Niro's religious liberty commission there's paula white cane uh i don't know if she spoke in tongues today or not and uh there's a ben carson who has that portrait of him walking and holding hands with jesus also there dr phil yeah another reminder of just how much good Oprah winfrey has done for this country Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz, how can we, oh, Jesus, Oprah, how can we ever thank you on?

But this was the moment. Let's see here. A phrase that's not in the Constitution, and that phrase is separation of church and state. The left has used that one phrase that was one line out of one of hundreds of letters by Thomas Jefferson to batter and hammer people of faith for the last 70 to 80 years. and this report will speak very clearly that we want to be sure Americans understand that they cannot be attacked by that phrase any longer.

So we have 12 recommendations. I'll read the first six. And in case you're wondering, there was nothing, it wasn't like the other day when Energy Secretary Chris Wright was talking and Niro just turned around and looked at him with that far-away kind of dementia look in his eyes and said, Nobody cares.

Ah, you're right, sir. Nobody cares. No, this time he's sound asleep. He's blinking again. I mean, that was like a 32... He's pushing some records out there. That was a 32-second blink, y'all. And Paula White-Cain starts looking around.

I was like, should we check his pulse? Or lay hands on him or give him a snake or something? Yeah. Ooh, e, u-u-a-a-a-a-ting-bang, walla-wala-winn-bang. I love you. This isn't permanent Wednesday. This is Friday. Does anyone know if there's a Kelsey bet out there on whether Moscow

Mitch ever gets out of the hospital? I worry if he's going to leave or not. Oh, that's a good question. I don't think he is. I think this is a last stop. Yep. Mr. Mitchell. Yeah.

I think this is all she wrote. Gosh, I hope it doesn't hurt too little. Yeah. I'm sorry. I got nothing for the guy. He has done this country so much harm, so much evil, so much wickedness. Yeah. I hope, Robin, I hope it's a slow, painful death in his hospital bed.

Well, they probably, as old as he is, they probably won't let him feel it. They'll just kind of keep him doped up until, you know. Until he's done. That drip will be going, yeah. But, yeah, go ahead and put in a bet to your dull pineapple. Buy some more stock. That's going to be going up. Yeah, and not those little ones, not those little sweet honey pineapples.

No, we want the big, green, spiny ones. Yeah, call you a broker. But, you know, there's Dan Patrick. You heard, you know, he's blathering on. about separation of church and state and that that praise can never hurt america like dan patrick's a christian please he's a christian the way i'm a zoroastrian the way i'm a mormon and and you're a very good mormon yes yeah so it's kind of rainy here in oregon today we're starting i think we're starting a stretch of a week's worth of rain

Yeah, there's a good bit of it in our forecast, too, and that's why I'm sort of desperate to find the roofer that is, or to paraphrase it, to horn speak, call the guy. So did you call the guy? Is the guy there now? No, the guy is not here. I'm still trying to find the guy. Oh, you're searching for a guy. Yeah, because every, you know, I checked with friends, and, you know, because usually if somebody's good, they'll tell you. But nobody around here. And then, like I said, when I clicked on one that was in Beckley, it was like, your source for roofing in Huntington. Huntington, like I said, is two and a half hours away.

And I can't imagine what they would charge just to get here. Yeah. Especially since I got a fill. up we got to fill up the van before we come see you Roxanne oh going also back I forgot what was there that the uncle Sam dude right so one of the acrimats you said said that he was making lewd gestures uh-huh I'm trying to decide whether lewd gestures is a better band name or a porno name uh lewd de gesture uh is is is a porn is a porn performance name without a doubt.

That's what I was thinking. At first I thought it was a really good band name, and then I was thinking, oh, it's a better porno name, for sure. And I want to know is... I was going to say, I can't take credit for this, but Aaron Rupar earlier said of the 32-second blink, he said Trump's face is drooping as he wages total war on wokeness. This is the goddess of irony at work.

Oh, I love that. That's great. That's a Ramalama. Yeah, the war on woke. What I want to know is at some point during this Great American Fair, if one of our famous sketch actors and comedians, Sasha Barrett Cohen, will make an appearance somewhere. Oh, that would be trashmash.

Rooves there. Oh, that he's got to do that. This is his gig all the way. Yes, yes, Jeremy. Oh, this is his Bailey Wick. And so... Just remember when he showed up at the fairs. or saying about Hillary Clinton, they'll chop him up and eat them.

Chop them up and eat them. God damn it was a classic. The at-large member of the D.C. Council, Christina Henderson, took a walkabout of the Great American State Fair, and she said, I occasionally do things so you don't have to. Take a look at this paper-machey arch-looking situation. It's so gross. It's so tacky. And said,

And, ah, besides the Ferris wheel, you know, which doesn't always run because the generator, I don't know where they got it, but it cuts off in the middle of things. Besides the Ferris wheel, there's actually no other activity, so it's not like a fair where you're coming to ride a bunch of rides or see stuff. They have the rodeo, and that's about it. If you're looking for state fair food, they ain't got that either, not a funnel cake, corn dog bucket lemonadeers or deep fried snickers in sight. Wait a no beef tallow wreck with penis?

Yeah, no. Now, just to be fair, I know we're picking on maggots assembling the stuff at this fair, but I promise you, at your average state fair, the rise are being set up by maggots. Yeah. Well, as someone once famously noted, fair food and carnival food has got to be good for you, because you've never seen an overweight carny. They're all kind of skinny and rangy-like. Yeah.

But, you know, if they did have corn dogs, they wouldn't be the real deal. They wouldn't be bad or dipped and deep fried. They'd be those state fair corn dogs that come from Walmart, and it tastes like a bad hot dog with some insulating foam wrapped around it. It's bad. Yeah. Somebody said of what council member. Christina Henderson

showed on her video. It's giving Fort Lauderdale Barbie Dreamfest flop. Well, you know what? Orange Pito Cheeto is he's skimming off the top on this too, the America's Fair.

Oh, sure. It's everything. Everything's a Dodge. Everything's a con. He has to have a taste, right? Of everything. That's how it works. Yeah. He has to... Look. He has to wet his beak.

Yep. We've all seen the Godfather part two. That's it. Which is also why he's trying to put forth this, you know, idea in that bill secretly that him and his whole family can never be trying to attack crimes or any crimes ever again. Because he knows her to come from her mercilessly when this is all said and done. He knows his ass is grass. If it can be done. Well, and as evidence is that, Jeremy, I'm glad you mentioned it.

But as evidence of that, this, a couple of last night or night before, I mentioned the lawsuit against the BBC in which the BBC is making great use of discovery. And oh my goodness. gracious. Brother Deacon Asa that looks just so damp. The Brother Deacon is making hell in a jar and it looks just

chilly magnificent. But anyway, new developments from the bead this is fun. You know, nitwit Nero sued the BBC for $10 billion thinking that the BBC

would just roll over like ABC and CBS did. Hint. The Bebe ain't rolling over. So from the pleadings on discovery, despite this, this, quote, despite the limited nature of plaintiff's claim, defendants demand that plaintiff produce

all documents and communications concerning your claim that you did not explicitly or implicitly call for violent action on January. 6, 2021. All documents and communications that you provided to the U.S. House Select Committee to investigate the January 6th attack on the U.S. Capitol. All documents and communications concerning the events of January 6, 2021 that you provided to the U.S. Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Government Affairs. All documents and communications concerning the events of January 6, 2021, that you provided to special counsel, Jack Smith. all documents and communications concerning the events of January 6, 2021 that you provided to any other federal, state, or local agency, or official.

All of your telephone call logs from November 3rd, 2020 to January 20th, 2021. All of your calendars, schedules, and daily diaries from November 3rd, 2020 to January 20th, 2021. All documents and communications. This is a whopper of a paragraph. All documents and communications concerning the Stop the Steel Rally on January 6, 2021, and the speech is given at that event, including your speech. For the avoidance of doubt, this includes planning the Stop the Steel Rally and your speech, and includes all communications with any of the following persons.

Stephen Bannon, Christina, Bob, Jeffrey Clark, John Eastman, Boris Epstein, Michael Flynn, Rudy Giuliani, Preston Halliburton, Bernard, Carrizzan, Bernard Carrick, William Ligon, Ed McBroom, Stephen Miller, Russell Ramsland, Roger Stone, Phil Waldron, and Kelly Ward, as well as all drafts of your January 6th, 2021 speech, and all communications about those drafts. Uh-huh. That's fantastic. They forgot about Tuberhead.

Didn't he call Tuberhead? Oh, I suspect they've already... Well, because he was trying to reach constitutional scholar Mike Lee. Oh. that's right. Uh-huh. He got a hold of tuberhead and said, hey, can you put Mark Lee on the phone? Yeah, let me pass the phone.

Yeah, we're under the desk. He's under the next desk over. Let me pass it to him. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh. Hey, we'd love it, you know. Fuck around and find out.

So I assume they're going to drop the case, right? Or the suit. Ah, no. It's gone too far. You don't think he's going to drop it? Well, I mean, he can't because he's, I mean, he could in theory that the thing is the case is a mess because he's got another one of those, only the best lawyers. His lawyer blew the deadline for filing, for responding to a motion to dismiss under Rule 12, filed by the BBC's counsel. missed it by weeks

what the fuck and then went pleading to the court I just need a little more time and the court said no no no no no no no we're having a hearing I think they said it was July 21st yeah

so they have to come and bring all this shit with them well if if the court agrees yes okay let's a minute So they're having the hearing on my birthday, July 21st? Apparently so.

Hi, Tracy. Hey, Tracy. Hey, y'all. It's like, why does that date sound familiar? Oh, shit, it's my birthday. Shut up. Well, that would be a hell of a birthday present. Oh, man.

That would be, well, actually, on my birthday, I decided I'm doing, um, and see, this is why Robin needs to move to California because I am doing, A small day week, a girl's spa day week, I mean, I'm sorry, a day, well, overnight trip to Marietta Hot Springs. Oh, no. What a blast. And so it's all girls. And we're actually good. I actually, um, reserved the cabana and a two bedroom suite.

Now, I'm like, do I have the money for all this? That would be a fuck no. but my mom and my sister and other people are paying for it. So I can have a day away and a night away from the bullshit. That's very sweet, Tracy. That's lovely. Right. So your sister's coming down?

Are you going to stay in the hot springs until you achieve raisin hood? Well, you know, I'm a raisin. What is it? I'm a raisinist. Yes, you are raising. Isn't this and a great supremacist, and that's why I have. And a great supremacist. Well, here's the cool thing about this place.

So even though you can't check, you know, most hotels you can't check in until like 3 o'clock or what have you. So if you're staying as a, I mean, if you're staying as a guest, you get to check in, you get to come use the facilities starting at 9 a.m. Actually, anybody with a day pass can use the facilities from 9 a.m. to like 10 o'clock. but as an added extra bonus if you're staying on your day you check out you can stay use the facilities until 6 o'clock on your checkout day um the hotel it's your stay does include interest in to the hot springs and all the things and they have like a mud not so much a mud bath but a mud treatment that you can rub on your skin and then do the thermal hot I've never been in a thermal hot spring. Has anybody ever been in a thermal hot spring?

No, the closest I've gotten is a hot tub. Yeah, that's about as close. Yeah, that's about as close as I have gotten. I wasn't one when I was a kid. I wasn't one when I was a kid in Columbia, but that's a few decades ago. So, yeah. So, yeah. Was that when you were going to spy camp?

No, no, that was before spy camp. Oh, okay. I wasn't sure. there's it not that i'm not that i'm not that good on the timeline amelio how is they called spay camp yeah tracy amelio is the columbian spy at least according to the other juvenile delinquents you know oddly enough it spy camp is probably electricity and water mixture too

oh god wow yeah let's just stop let's just stop whispering that into the ear of the goddess of irony could we do that please at your umbelosis just can remain unconductive. Do you have rubber galoshes, Roxanne? I am in fact wearing shoes with rubber soles. Okay, that's good. Wait a minute. So you guys, you know, I love it that we are educated, a bunch of people.

So the other day, I got a text message from, Hi, is Sarah curious about your thoughts on the U.S. and Israel efforts to negotiate peace with Iran. Can you chat? And I'm like, Sarah, who? And so she wrote back, I'm with Friends for Peace, a group that supports the U.S.-Israel relationship,

and works to educate people about the importance of this alliance. Oh, God. It gets better. The United States and Israel, hold on. Let's see. The United States and Israel are seeking to hold Iran in check. What far?

Yeah, while Israel commits a genocide in Lebanon. Right, right, right. But listen, so Iran is the world's largest sponsor of terrorism, and it is allowed to pursue weekly weapons that could drag from each other to a wider conflict and put Americans at greater risk. Do you think confronting Iran now actually helps America avoid a bigger war later? Or do you worry it's the opposite? And I didn't respond and she's like, it's probably a bot, but still there just checking in.

And then I said, how are you funded? Here's the best one. We're funded by donors who believe that the importance of U.S. Israel relationship and share our vision for a safer and more united world. I said, did I wrote, are your donors associated with APAF? Are you, are your donors opposed to the continual genocide in Gaza and Palestine? Now, this, I said this message on Wednesday, and I hadn't heard back from him. And then today, two days later, they respond, I'm here to listen and have a respectful conversation about your perspective on Israel. But I must respectfully disagree with any negative views of Israel, as they are a vital ally to the Western world, the United States, and Israel are seeking to hold Iran.

in check. Iran is the world's largest sponsor of terrorism and it's blah blah blah. And so I'm like, Iran was already in check until Trump throughout the deal. Yeah. Yeah. They were already in check.

You after that? That's what I say. And she's like, I understand your point, but I believe the previous deal had major flaws. And I said, what flaws? Yeah, what flaws? What flaws? Well, you know, the flaws. Those flaws. Right. Them flaws. Right. And then I asked, they didn't, as I said, you still have time.

And I said, oh, by the way, you didn't answer my question about genocide. Plage that Israel has carried out of genocide and Gaza are misleading and lack evidence to support them. They aim to stop terrorist organizations that target civilians. and many Israeli genuinely care about Palestinian lives and believe in a future where both peoples can live safely and freely. And so then she's like, what would you need to see from Israel to feel more confident in its effort to promote peace and stability?

I don't know, maybe, you know, not genociting people. Netanyahu and his filthy fucking fascist cabinet in prison? Right. Or better yet. Or better yet in the doctorate? in the dock at the Hague, followed by a jury verdict and a little spandau ballet. Yeah, hanging from a lamp post upside down. That would make me feel better.

You know, so I didn't, I haven't responded, but I just, because I was, I was bored, but it's just like, you simple, I, I know it's a bot, but the fact that they even had the Caucasity, To say that this is, there's no, you know, what is it? Don't believe what you're lying eyes are seeing and your eye and ears are hearing? Do you guys think this is a bot? It sounds like it's a bot. It sounds like a bad AI. Yeah, it does. It does.

But here's the question. But here's the question. How the hell did they get your number? That part. And so obviously, you know, it's from some, you know, somebody bought, you know, a list or, you know, Democrat. Because at some point I've donated to, like, Act Blue or what have you. And they, you know, they sell our information. Uh-huh.

And so I, you know, they do. Have you ever donated a list? I'm not saying, just saying, have you ever donated Brad Sherman? No. No. No. What's that? You mean,

my congressman? Bradst Sherman, is that what you say? Yeah. That's your congress critter. Oh. No, no. I have never, I, I have never been donated to him. Isn't he,

isn't he up to his eyebrows in A-PAC? Oh, him and, and, and, and, and, and Hakeem Jeffries,

oh my God, I am so, the Democratic Party right now. I love that. And, you know, the fact that Hakeem Jeffries busted his ass campaigning against Zoran Mamdani's slate

when he is supposed to be neutral? Uh-huh. And got his ass handed to him? Handed to him. Handed to him. He handed. and the flaws these white maggots are finding in obama's deal and say it with me law man law man yeah let's say that one more time you were i didn't hear what you said

the blah people the blah people the blah people the blah people roll for all you call you you mean you mean to unmelanated it mean the word that he wanted to say but stopped himself and slipped him blah people yeah sarah yes sarah stopped herself these people Lord Jesus help my soul thanks Obama I'm sorry to say that

oh yeah and hey thanks to brother deacon Asa serving as the horn ad hoc are the Trump kids selling pieces

of the reflecting pool research department oh my God in answer no it is entirely false fact checking organizations including Snopes have debunked the rumor that the Trump family

or the Trump organization is selling pieces of the peeling paint from the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Because they haven't thought about it yet. No, they haven't. I mean, if they could, they would. And believe you me, if they did, they'd use some sort of, it was done with like

a jagged knife. Maybe they'll spot the dead docks. And as we've talked about here, Kim in New York says the real reason for the damage to the reflecting pool, Trump's decision to have his motorcade drive across the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool during a high-profile inspection

last month is facing renewed scrutiny as questions mount over whether the move may have contributed to damage now plaguing the newly renovated landmark. Ding, ding, ding, ding. That is the correct answer. Yeah, video account showed that Trump's convoy drove over the drained, newly sealed basin

in May as part of a tour of the project, which has been repainted American flag blue, which it isn't. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop. You mean those motherfuckers drove across? Yes.

Eleven vehicles. Eleven heavily armored massive Cadillac escalade SUV vehicles, and including one National Park Police cruiser. Oh. Damn, that's my favorite car. Oh, my fucking God. Yeah. To be fair, though, to be fair, though, Roxanne.

Uh, hello, Roxanne. Hello. Hi, Tristan. Hello. Um, to be fair, I really think the Trump people should sell pieces of a reflecting pool because it's the only thing that they can claim truthfully was made in America. Oh. Oh.

Damn straight. Rommelam and ding-dong for Tristan on that one. Yeah. Wow. That, ooh, that's, that's done. That's done even mark. Do we know how many ducks they found dead? in that pool yet. Can we have

a counter put up there? A dead duck counter? Well, I mean, we don't know. We don't, we don't have an exact number. And the other thing we don't have is anything on the whereabouts of Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome and whether she's been shooting any of them in the face.

She's drowning puppies in that pool now. Oh, my God. Jesus. Where is that bitch, anyway? I don't know. I don't know, but like I said, Like I said yesterday, her husband, Brian kept on sending money to and chatting with his dominatrix even after all the shit came out about him. And he apparently wrote to her, I've been a very bad boy.

Hey, God. Oh, and thank you, Emilio. That leaves $15 to go on Ropes's Pete Buttigieg challenge. Thank you, Routes. apart from that no fundraising going on just got a note from Jude saying I just tuned in and saw that your financial needs been completely met now that is a miracle Robin wow

yeah it was a huge wow and now now it's a matter of finding the guy trying to call the guy and getting this thing resolved

because there's Yeah. Because what I'm worried about is the weather it gets, the more likely the wall goes. And if the wall goes, it's squooed. I can't even stand a thing. Wait, how much did you get, Marks, him? I'm sorry. We had a $4,000 quintupling challenge yesterday.

Oh. And so, yeah, we completely made up the entire deficit. We were a month unfunded, so June is funded. We finished May, and June is funded, and we get a first. fresh start come July and hopefully we don't get back in it I don't want ever getting that hole that deep again because it's terrified yeah yeah I was I was just going to say I I really hope that people listening now can take this as a warning to not let these things happen because who that was that was some scary times I'm sure for you too yeah and I mean

it was bad enough when it was just that hole and then when it started raining inside the studio. Let's say I shed some tears. Yeah. It made for a very bad day. It's really good to hear that, though. Very, very good.

And Sylvie, if you want to get into the conversation, you're mighty welcome to 844-843-4676, 844-the-horn. Sylvie adding, how Israel could show concern for Palestine. I would start with Netanyahu, tarred, feathered, to straddle a rail out of the country and into the hague. Oh, I found your number, but couldn't find out how to be heard. I have to answer the phone and then bring you online, that's all. And Cynthia adds, puttering in the kitchen, but I like the hanging upside down from a lamp post too.

Yeah, it has a certain historical symmetry, doesn't it? So many fascists, so few lamps. posts. Exactly. Oh, but I wanted to bring this to our attention because we were talking about the court problems in South Florida for Nittwit Nero. Well, there are even more. U.S. District Judge Emmett Sullivan now has senior status, but he's hearing a case,

the case that was filed by Katie Fang. Hi. Yes. In the back in the trunk? To enforce the Epstein Files Transparency Act. And things are going really badly for Todd Blanchie, who still maintains some fantasy of eventually being confirmed as being confirmed as being confirmed as Attorney General. well

Judge Sullivan and by the way graduate both of Howard University for his bachelors and Howard University's law school so you know he's good and they can't scream oh he's a Democrat

because he was appointed by him I mean he was appointed but he's an older guy but he was appointed by both Democrats and Republicans as he moved up the latter. And frankly, back when Barack Obama was

nominated Merrick Garland, he probably would have been better off nominating Emmett Sullivan. But this is, Todd Blanche has completely blown off the court. You know, it was his buddy and fellow defense counsel for

Nittwit Nero's 34 felony hangout. uh emil beauvais who while with pod blanche in the uh um doj said sometimes you have to just tell a federal judge to fuck off and now rob i got a question i got a question for you did your stream stop um not that i'm aware of ralph said her stream stop i was just curious if it was if you knew about it because you're still here i mean uh no i kept the stream going while i went to get a towel but No, I stopped the recording, but the stream never dropped. Okay, I told her no, because I thought it was probably wrong.

But just, yeah, to get back to this story, Blanchie is in hot shit with Judge Sullivan. He's being hailed into court, having never bothered to file an objection or a defense to the claims that Katie Fang and her counsel put forward and the court is now calling upon him to explain why the court should not order him to release names

redacted from emails in court documents that, well, the documents describe a torture video, sexual activity with minors, the names of crime, co-conspirators in a draft federal indictment and FBI interview notes from a victim who says Epstein introduced her to President Donald Trump when she was approximately 13 and Trump raped her. Donald Trump has denied the allegation.

Never formally. So Blanchie, thinking that he was the great and noble pleader that he ain't, just made an argument to the court. and I imagine David's probably on his way home from work, and I don't know where Steve is, and Billable, maybe you're out there. You might want to opine on this. This doesn't seem like any high-powered, high-falutin lawyer. Instead of offering any kind of a defense, Todd Blanchie just said,

you ain't got no, you ain't got no jurisdiction. And Judge Sullivan said, oh, but I do. I sure do. been doing this for a while, Todd. Roxander, it never worked for you? Huh? Is it the difference when you told the judge, you ain't the boss of me?

Yeah, no. It never works? No, never works. Never works. And so he didn't bother to refute the allegations put forward by Katie Fang and her counsel. And so,

in a ruling, Judge Sullivan, said to the following. The Attorney General has conceded that he is in violation of the act. And as such, because he did not challenge the allegations, they are deemed admitted. Excellent. As fact.

And he's in such deep shit. And meanwhile, over 100 former members of the judiciary have filed a bar. complaint seeking the dissolution of Todd Blanchie's law license in the state of New York. Nice. And so now it'll, and by the way, Judge Sullivan, having ruled, Todd Blanchie said, oh, well, I need some more time before the order takes effect, like 60 days. And Judge Sullivan said, nope. there is no competing harm to the government

with the issuance of preliminary relief that orders compliance with statutes so now it has to go to the United States Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit where the court's going to look at the fact that the DOJ having never entered a denial of having broken the law

in the Epstein Transparency Act as well as the Administrative Procedures Act, they're going to have to say that the judge was wrong because the judge followed the law. Oh, but we're special. I'm Todd Blanchie. I'm special. I'm a really great lawyer. I got my own client.

The President of the United States hung out to dry on 34 felonies. I'm good. God, I hope it doesn't hurt too little, and I look forward to the day that that mother, or does not have a law license. You know, I think, is the happiest person in America? Who? Is the Pam Blondie?

She's not that seat. Yeah, she's just, I don't know, hanging out in the spa, getting some more Botox, a little more filler. Maybe she's working on her Magaloko face a little bit more, you know, working on getting enough filler in her lips so that it looks like she's, gotten them trapped in a Coca-Cola bottle. Or what the kids called back in the day, duck face. Thank God we're not doing video here.

I just duck-faced and there's a mirror and I was like, oh, don't do that. Thanks Randy Radar. Randy says the stream has been continuous for me. Appreciate that. Well, she does have plenty of time to practice her speaking skills for when all those subpoenas come her way. way after November. Actually, after January, it was at third. And I know

I've been called a sweet summer child and Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm and overly optimistic and whatever. I'm immune to it now, kind of. But doesn't it feel like doesn't it feel like there's a disturbance in the force?

Doesn't it feel like something is accelerating? And honestly, this is one of the the most interesting things that I've run across in a long time. I think it bears playing again. Maybe it's just wrong.

But I really do. I feel inclined to play this again. Again, this is from a man named Ronald Thompson. And he describes his qualifications and

describes a legitimate media organization, a news outlet, that broke a story about a new high-powered drug from Eli Lilly. This fat fuck has been taking an experimental weight loss drug that no one else has access to in an attempt to keep his sleep apnea, pulmonary hypertension, and congestive heart failure from killing him sooner. I'm a physical therapist with a doctor in my field and 14 years of experience, working in home health care, treating geriatric patients, many with sleep apnea, heart failure, pulmonary hypertension, all the bullshit that he has.

Lizzie Lawrence from Stat News has learned that Eli Lilly and the FDA have allowed one person to gain access to the drug, Reda Trutide, is its name. Through the FDA's compassionate use program, a pathway that gives patients with serious and immediately life-threatening medical issues access to experimental treatments. Let me make sure you caught that. They're letting him use it because the patient has serious and immediately life-threatening medical issues. A senior clinician at the National Institutes of Health requested the drug to treat the patient for refractory obesity with obstructive sleep apnea and pulmonary hypertension, a severe version of the disease. Lawrence reached out to the White House for comment before publication.

They said no comment. After publication, they said, it's not President Trump. That's how we know. It's fucking President Trump. They are trying to address his Nussi-related sleep apnea, congestive heart failure, and pulmonary hypertension, primarily through weight loss. And the reason they will go to these lengths is because this motherfucker eats shit all day long and famously hates exercise. This lets us know that he should weigh roughly 300 pounds, at the least, if not for taking an experimental weight loss. drug. But let me be clear, you are not looking at a classic sleep apnea patient. His sleep apnea and

pulmonary hypertension is a result of his congestive heart failure. His heart is in such bad shape that has resulted in systemic disease upstream from his heart, which is why you have the swelling in the feet and ankles. Any heart failure patients cannot lie flat on their back and sleep because their internal organs push up against their diaphragm and they cannot take it. And they cannot take a deep enough breath to actually go to sleep and remain asleep. This is all a result of his heart being shit and they're trying to address the issue from an angle that he'll actually put up with, which is a weekly injection. At this point, he's on 62 days of borrowed time. Who did he borrow the time from? The rule of law in America. When his obstructive sleep apnea should have obstructed him

permanently, been impeached or they should have finished the process of invoking the 25th Amendment. Thank you for your attention to this matter. The thank you for your attention to this matter is, well, gold. Gold, yeah. But, again, I don't know who was listening yesterday when I ran this. I just feel like this doesn't feel like misinformation. It's not AI. It's got the ring of some expertise to it.

Yeah. I mean, basically six more months before the end of the year, and I'll tell you what, even money ain't around for New Year's. Well, and does it become a little more clear now why I have been saying all this time that the critical date is January the 21st, 2027? Yep. That's the day. That's the day that. Jimmy Dick Bowman or the JD Egg or whatever their name is on their

original birth certificate that's the day he becomes eligible to not only replace a dead president but run for two more terms of his own you imagine and see what's going on right now

he's you know they put him out there as point I thought initially so that they could insulate nitwit Niro from from his from his fuck up with Iran but they're also trying to

like I said they've got him in the bullpen warming up right well and see the thing the thing is other people are putting rakes out there for him to step on Marco Rubio was nowhere to be seen when the MOU was

signed and Marco Rubio is seldom if ever seen in the company of the JD egg because Marco is trying to undermine the JD egg for all he's worth because Marco wants to run for president in 2028 and the problem

is if JD Vance succeeds a dead president then he gets the benefit of incumbency and so and so you know yesterday we had the clip of jd vance saying

that watergate would be a 12-hour story if it happened today that Nixon was attacked by the same deep state that attacked richard that that attacks trump and now they've got him running around

uh trying to make blitch noises about uh how uh you know how iran's really gonna have to iran'll pay and again trying to sound

fierce but he's been absolutely savaged after the Nixon the idiotic Nixon comment oh my God once again you know over on my

former filthy morning habit they had a They had a field day with that, too. I think that his historical legacy is enjoying a bit of a renaissance, but I think deservedly so. Oh, and before we get into this, I want to point something out. I didn't notice it until just now. When he showed up in Yorba Linda to say that Nixon was a victim of the deep state just like Orange Daddy, son of a gun, y'all, go look it up. They've got him wearing Trump's shade of makeup now.

He's as orange as a jaundice patient. Damn. And it's not just the lighting because nothing else is orange but his fucking face. As I joked with Robert backstage, if Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12-hour news story. The idea that it would have taken down a presidency is crazy. And by the way, if you look at the... story of how the deep state took down Richard Nixon, it's not all that different from what the same groups of people, the same institutions tried to do to Donald Trump.

I mean, God, damn. There is a parallel. And the orange is even on his hands. No, don't clap. I mean, because, listen, I know he went, I know he didn't go to a Southern State school like me, but what he's saying is a historic. What he's saying is stupid. You can say a lot of things about Richard Nixon from 46 through 73.

You can talk about opening of China. You can talk about the creation of the EPA. You can talk about detent with Russia. You can talk about how we use China to counterbalance Russia with that triangulation. You can talk about just a gap. You can talk about the fact that Nixon was the last president to ever propose a universal basic income. And how one of the more. significant political figures of this time.

But to say that, that is defining deviancy down. And that's trying to say, listen, what we're doing now, you know, it's not bad. They're just like Nixon and Watergate, let's just be really clear here that the vice president of the United States just said that the deep state went after Nixon, no, Richard Nixon used the deep state to go after political enemies, just like, well, your administration, Mr. Vice President, the FBI, the CIA, the Dio, the Dioche, it sounds vaguely familiar, doesn't it? They not only broke into the DNC, they broke into doctors' offices into psychiatry. interest offices, trying to get people's most private, intimate records.

They had an enemy's list. They tapped lines. This is what J.D. Vance says is normal. And again, you should go to the Nixon Library. You should look at his legacy. He did a lot of remarkable things. He did a lot of very bad things. I would have just much rather a sitting vice president of the United States go out

and talk about how is, for instance, as Vice President of the United States, Richard Nixon in the 1950s, was a champion of civil rights. That would have been a good thing to talk about. Yeah. Or, you know, his point about it might have been a 12-hour story, I guess, compared to today, with the fire hose of stuff coming out of this administration. Well, just the lies. That actually might have been true.

And that deep state comment, so stupid. Where did you go to school, man? Where did you go to school? Like, did you really get a degree from Yale? Well, with the dance, it's especially painful because of the arc that we've seen in his career, that we've actually personally watched this guy. Him from going from calling Donald Trump Hitler. Yeah, that too.

And cultural heroin to lying for him every day. Every day. Is that it? Is that it? I mean. With us, we have the co-host of our 8 a.m. hour, staff writer at the Atlantic, Jonathan Lemire, President Emeritus of the Council on Foreign Relations, Richard Haas is here. He's author. Yeah, yeah, whatever.

But, I mean, calling out his Yale degree. I thought that was good. That was good. But again, we're ahead of the curve, Tristan, because for how long have we been talking about, you know, the Ivy League, especially their law schools and business schools, are not sending their best. Right? Yeah, exactly. But going back to JD Egg, Actinol Butch with the Molas, what is he in Orange Dandy going to do?

Send him a Floorstein shoes that don't fit? That's two for you, Christopher. J.D. Egg. Unbelievable. Yeah. I can't wait to see the clown car that's going to line up for them for the next, uh, the next, uh, the next, uh, you know, for 2028, it's going to be a cast of characters.

Well, see, that's the thing. If he survives to the end of his term, and I'm not a doctor and I don't play one on the radio, but I don't think that's likely. No. Even Ronnie Reagan didn't look like, and he was younger. Understand Reagan was younger. then it went

Nero you know he was he was walking around you know posture was decent you know cold black hair and looked like he was okay

it's just that his mind was turning into fucking oatmeal it was very if you listen to his son Ron Reagan Jr he says that prior to the second term his dad didn't know who he was anymore so it was well into the oatmeal stage

yeah and and and I mean Reagan was in better shape. And even back then we were like, you know, I mean,

what comes next? Of course, what came next was Dirty Tricks and George H.W. Bush and but it was but it was nothing like this.

Yeah. Hey, Roxanne, before we leave, I would love to get your take on the decision. I think it was yesterday from the court in Texas on the on the on the bruga bruga bruga antifa shootings and in the in the

oh jesus yeah you got you got the skinny on that i mean i can't imagine that that doesn't get it's texas so maybe i'm wrong uh those those those those those sentences are clearly excessive and it was overcharged Yeah, that's what I get the appeal court is going to toss the shit out, you would think. Oh, one hopes. I mean, the problem is all this misinformation, malinformation, disinformation, it's having real impact on people's lives. I mean, here's an example, right? Yeah.

I think the trial of the people in Chicago is going to happen in July as well. And it should be a Foredog conclusion That that Those That case will be dismissed But you know I don't know

Given the zeit guys Yeah Jurors are falling for this horse Well and look Jurors You know jurors are Jurors are made not born You know what I mean

So I'm sure that a Texas jury is going to be made up of what unfortunately Texans are known for being. Mm-hmm. It's going to be like 11 to 1 Republican.

Depending on where you are, yeah. Yeah. Well, in Chicago, maybe then hopefully will be sensible human beings. Yeah.

I think there's a decent chance, as long as they don't try to bust people in from the, suburbs. Right. Places could get pretty nasty. Oh, my Tew. Up by Tewu up there, McHenry.

Your names checked me just a minute ago, Rob, Sam? What was that? I... Oh, no, I... I mistook I missed... I missed... I miss took you and Christopher. Oh, oh, okay. Common enough mistake.

Yeah. I mean, is it? People do say we sound alike. We sound a light. We really do. Did you just hear what she said, Tristan? She said you sound like a fucking gnaw. Annoying. I can't.

I know. I know. I know. I know. It's like weird. It's a weird. It's a rude buzzing. I can't believe the rudeness of the program.

God, it gets worse every night. God, almighty. Your juvenile delinquent powers are off the freaking charts, Jeremy. Well, you can't blame Jeremy too much. She's been, you know, saving it up till Friday. Yeah, that's true. That's like that line from Saltons of Swings, Saving it up for Friday night. Okay, this is vapid and dumb, but since we do predict right-wing conyptions,

if you recall, when last we checked in, good God fear and upstanded Bible believe in Christ-centered evil, gelical, gundaminalist, amosexual, sexual, straight, cisgender, heterosexual Christian men, magas. We're having a hissy over the Christopher Nolan film, The Odyssey, that's coming out July the 17th. I'm excited about it. It's the first film. I mean, this is reason enough to see it.

If you can... Hey, Christopher Nolan, just send a little something this way for the effort. This is the first film, movie film, not a documentary, shot entirely on IMAX. And it's a big deal because one of the problems with IMAX is that the cameras are huge, and they're like noisy as lawnmowers. And so they had to engineer soundproofing boxes just so that the dialogue of the actors could be recorded. But the scope of the thing is going to be amazing.

I don't think Victoria and I are going to be able to get to an IMAX theater for this. But God, if you can, I mean, it's cinematic history. But anyway, the maggots were having a connoissem over Elliot Page. because he's in the movie and they were saying Achilles is the greatest warrior in the whole wide world and Christopher Nolan's going to

going to going to as casted Elliot Page a little old hobbit trans man as Achilles Nolan had never said any such thing

and the only the only the stills coming out were of Elliot Page with his face just caked in mud. Not usually how Achilles. And so, no, Elliot Page is not playing Achilles. Elliot Page is playing a character called Synon, S-I-N-O-N, I think.

So there goes that, but then again there's always the Helen of Troy was pale and white, and she was beautiful and red-headed. Not like that black lady. And it'll be it in Yango. Oh, God. I know. Well, now they've got to... But I'm just predicting the next hissy.

Well, I assume that there's a scene in the movie where Elia Page goes into the wrong bathroom. You mean the ladies? Yeah. Well, the ancient Greeks were not big on indoor plumbing. I know. It wasn't a big thing yet, nor running water. But when it comes to Hollywood, the maggots have always been ridiculous. Right now, they're losing their collective shit,

because the new writers of D.C. have come out and said that in the new Supergirl movie, they're going exactly where I was going. Oh, see, okay, well, what you tell the story then? If you don't know what I'm talking about, go right ahead. I mean, or I think I know what you're talking about, because, you know, there's a press tour for the new Supergirl movie. The woman playing Supergirl is Millie Alcock.

And she's embracing the fact that the LGBTQ community, especially queer women, are over the moon about the way Supergirl is being presented.

And she said, I've had a few people ask me about her because it's Pride Month and all that, and I think that's a really great representation of what a modern woman can be. She can be strong. She can be tough. She can be messy. She said she's honored by the people that are reading Kara Zor-L as queer. And she said she doesn't live inside the binary of what we think a woman should be.

And so... That's not it. It's all of it. That's not all of it. Well, take the rest. Take it away, Jeremy. Well, they're losing their mind because this queer gets to play in a costume that has the remaining. material from the original

Christopher Eve's suit. They didn't use to make it. They've incorporated into her costume and they're losing their mind saying it's a slap in his dead face. Oh, for fuck's sake. These people are not serious people. No, but

we're, you know, we do have a talent for reading the maga mind and knowing where their next hissy is coming from. Like you always say, Roxanne, pull them by the don't ears. Yeah.

Kick dog gonna bark. And yeah, they got donkey ears. If you tug them, they'll bray. I kind of hate that analogy, though, because I don't like, I love don't donkeys, and I would never pull a donkey's ears. Yeah, I do too. They're sweet. I would never do that.

I see these little reels of these little tiny miniature donkeys that are just kind of clip-clopping around, and it's like, oh, you're adorable. And I'm also taken with the videos of the little baby goats that just kind of walk around like they're dancing for joy. And by the way, yeah, the 70th birthday of Tony Bourdain would have been yesterday. Jeremy reminded me of that. They had a Bordane Day celebration at a restaurant, a farm. It's actually a working farm here in West Virginia, because Bordain went there in the one

West Virginia episode that he shot, and he said, I've been all around the world. and this is one of my favorite places I've ever, ever seen. So, wish he would have stuck around. Could have used some of that snark since 2018? Yeah, Roxanne, I was immediately thinking of Scott and Punky with that J.D. Vance horseshit about Nixon. Yeah, I couldn't help. Yeah, I couldn't help but think about Scott in that regard.

And, you know, as far as... And since we were talking about maggots and their paranoia, there are even maggots out there running around now, but they're saying, you know, Bourdain was murdered. The Israelis murdered Bordane. He knew too much. You mean it wasn't Hillary? I assumed it was Hillary.

Well, there's the trifecta for you, Christopher. Daggum it. Yeah, and you know that because you went out in your backyard and shot watermelons, didn't you? Yeah. That madness never gets old. God, these people. Oh, by the way, one of the things that pissed me off following Tuesday and the progressive victories in New York

was an article I saw, the headline was, the Democratic Party, the Democrats now have their own Tea Party, meaning so-called Democratic Socialists, Progressives. No. The progressive so-called left, which is actually just centrist's, have nothing in common with the teabggers whatsoever. Among other things, progressives tend to have, you know, functioning brains and aren't led by astroturf movements from corporate America. But I, before we wrap up, I got a note from Cynthia. By the way, Sylvie, I hope you'll try again maybe next Friday. I'd love to hear you and hear your voice and everything.

Cynthia says, you know, I'm really anxious to open that bottle of champagne. It's sitting on its side in my fridge, good girl, mocking me at the moment. I'm hoping to open it soon. Oh, and I have champagne glasses all. I have champagne glasses all clean and polished up, ready to go, too. Do you have your red, do you have your red, uh, red sequin dress and, and, and matching red sequined heels, pumps, Cynthia? I mean, you want, you want it, you want the right look for the, but, uh, Cynthia adds, I have red underwrews. I think that'll have to do.

Oh, well. Oh, Robin. Just a real funny thing. So I have a bottle chilling as well on the side, but it has rainbow colors. I got a nice. It has, it's from still out here somewhere. But it came off of pride, so it has to pride. Well, as long as you keep it on its side and the cork stays wet, you'll be good.

Yeah, no, I'm just, just this motherfucker. You know, I know I came in late, but that whole thing about, if I hear one more, that's something. Well, I mean, the thing is that the, the Democratic insiders, the so-called elite, the, you know, go along to get along, meet you halfway, reach across the aisle Democrats, you know, the Hakeem Jeffreys is at Al, are having a shit hemorrhage. Uh-huh. They're terrified that there's some sort of movement in the Democratic Party, and I wish, you know, Donnie Deutsch is out there on my former filthy morning habit,

a branding expert. Fuck all that. I'm not a branding expert, but I do apparently have a sense for the zeitgeist, if you will. And I would give anything just to hear, and see,

Democratic Socialist is not going to sell in places. In fact, I was talking with Miss Terry about this last night. It's not going to sell in places where it's hard to win in the first place. But there are historical photos.

for instance, of FDR in an open-top convertible going down Court Street in Florence, Alabama, in the 1930s, and there are people literally lining the rooftops to get to see him. Because they wanted to see the man who literally kept them from starving to death. And maybe instead of calling him. using a word that people have been taught to absolutely despise socialist, you might have some success in places like Alabama, Mississippi, Stan, Tennessee, Stan, et cetera, if you go down there and you say,

I am an FDR New Deal Democrat. Yeah, that's what Bernie should have said right out of the gate 20 years ago. you really should have yeah that makes because I was listening to this guy the other day and he was calling it to the show

complaining about socialism and stuff like that and he's asked the question he's like yeah you know socialists even though I like the fact that

you know socialism well crazy do you stop at a stop sign you're socialist you stop at a stoplight yes oh yeah do you have a support

the truth group sticker on your gigantic gas-guzzlin SUV. Welcome to socialism. Welcome to socialism. And I have to correct both of you. It's not Democratic anymore. It's Democrats. And you know, the B is silent.

Did you know that the word dumb ends in a B? No one knew that. No one ever knew that. I was the first to know that. The Democrats. Yeah, and Randy Radar, going back to IMAX for a second, Randy Radar said, I once saw an IMAX movie that was shot around the outside of the International Space Station.

And, you know, that's cool because a camera that's as loud as a lawnmower, well, in space, no one can hear you mow. Can you mow the space? I don't know. Up in Michigan, up in Michigan, disaffected maggots during COVID wanted to mow their snow. Yes. Hi, yeah, I. Hi, Steve.

Hi, Kevin. Hey, there's Steve, and there's Kevin. Yes, there's me. What's me? Who's sissy? I suspect. Good afternoon. Good evening, everybody.

Hey, Kevin. You sound good, Kevin. Yep, hi. Everyone. I actually think Sissy is Cecilia. She doesn't under her mic, and I can't do it. But at any rate, I got to get out of here. And we're getting a good group in for the back porch.

Enjoy the conversation, y'all. I'm going to have to, I'm going to get up, I mean, early in the morning. And even though it's a Saturday, I'm going to start looking for the guy. Good luck with your guy. Call the guy. It's not about the cat. It's about the guy. That's it.

I just hope Steve and Georgia stand all-around great guy is sitting somewhere giggling as we talk about call the guy. Yeah, me falling off a ladder just doesn't work for me. My day is with ladders. Probably old. Three steps. That's about it. yeah my my let's just say my center of gravity is different now yeah so yeah but at any rate you all have a you all have a great conversation on the back porch um if anybody wants to throw 15 bucks and that'll finish

ralps's Pete Buttigieg challenge thank you ralps and um but again fundraising free radio to the end of to the end of June, so Monday and Tuesday will be fundraising free. Today was fundraising free, but for that challenge. Golly. Kevin, can you mute, please? Sure. Yeah, that was, okay.

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