Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 26 May 2026, Titanic Tuesday

Episode Date: May 27, 2026

Cankles Caligula goes to the hospital. Heads to Camp David, a place he despises on Wednesday. Something's up.

The password is... Here we go. Live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussin with America's only liberal transbilly elitist right here, right now, on the head-on radio network.

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It is Titanic Tuesday on the horn. You might, you probably know what that password is. It's not like it. Well, we'll get there. We'll get there. But every program here at the horn begins with gratitude. And this program is no different. So thank you ever so kindly to our 26th day of the month's subscribers and contributors via PayPal.

Thank you so kindly to Ralph's. And thank you, Emilio. And thanks as well to Jeff in Slow. Thank you, Jeff. And that's a, have a show on me. So I can happily report that the month's end, the, the, the May deficit is down to $5,240. So thank you so much, Jeff Inslow. I appreciate it.

Really do. We are existing on the margins here with this program right now, and very thin margins they are. Let's see. Yeah, that password. Uh-huh. That comes from yet another adventure in creepy animal interactions from the current. God help us all. Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services.

He's silly thing. He's back. I think you spotted the studio serpent. No, and for once, it ain't me. Not me, babe. No, no, no. Yes, Sebastian Caput, Act, reads Bob Dylan Pett.

It ain't me. It was classic. No, no. well it turns out that whalehead dead bear the

raccoon penis brainworm lamprey and his wife the now unemployable Cheryl Heimes were visiting with Dr. Oz

at his humble abode when some snakes showed up, which naturally, whalehead, dead bear, brainworm penis, the raccoon penis lamprey, uh, yeah,

of the hyana sport brainworm lampreys, of course, uh, just had to go over and play with, uh, well, play amateur herpetologist. I don't know how that changed.

Uh, not, that's the ad. There's always an ad. There, much better. Not a lot of talk going on here, but basically there were a couple of snakes over in the corner of what I presume to be Dr. Oz's patio. And they may or may not have been in a state of nuptial bliss, canubial rapture. I mean, belly to belly and back to back and belly to back and back to belly.

Snake, snake sex. Yeah, I know. We're working blue, in this case, in this case, black early in the program. So what does he do? He goes over and accosts the two serpents while all they're trying to do is get know, have a little sexy time. But the funniest part of the video is that the minutes that the snakes realize that whalehead, dead bear, raccoon penis, brainworm, lamprey is coming after him. God they skedaddle! And wouldn't you too? I should have mentioned this is Titanic Tuesday

a day for taking note of Titanic manifestations of right-wing intellect like, you know, wire their ferns in the coal beds of West Virginia. I've seen them when I was in the mines. Or, you know, full speed ahead, flank speed at that there, iceberg. We'll show that iceberg. We'll have dacaries while we're crossing the Atlantic, thought the captain of the Titanic. No, that's where we do.

So he goes over and picks up, The serpents. Cheryl did not know what they were, but Bobbo, the clown, thought he did. He was actually right. What are they? Well, they're having sex, son. So what were they? And he just continues to hold them up and show him to the camera and show him how they're, he's getting bitten over and over and over again.

They're not venomous. And frankly, and I know some people get particular about this, but black snakes are good to have around if you don't like having mice and rats, because if you've got black snakes, you don't have mice and rats. And if you've got black snakes, you also quite often don't have copperheads. but the other part of it is is that he was enjoying getting snake bitten. But it's no surprise. This is a guy who enjoyed having his blood sucked out of him by a freaking lamprey. The man's not all right. Well, I'm sorry, Jeremy.

I could have gone at least the rest of our lives, of five of our lives, without hearing you pollute this family program talk of at least four snakes. Bob and wife and Oz and life and decent snakes having sexy time. Yeah, that's true. There were two good snakes and four bad snakes in that video. Well done, Jeremy. I didn't mean to scare you, Lee, in New York. You had me scared. My first thought was gas leak.

No, no, I don't know. I swear. Bobby is not okay. I mean, I know that's a reduction to the absurdly simple, but I wonder if he would have picked it up if it was a coral snake. And I wonder if we might be shopping for a new Department of Health and Human Services Secretary if he had. And probably too far north for coral snakes. Doggone it.

And RFK Jr. wants snakes, Lee notes, For the meal, the lab experiment, vaccine testing. On this timeline, anything and everything can be true. Jesus. Oh, and thank you, Jeremy. Much obliged. We are now down to, here, let me adjust the paper towel tally. I need to bring some brown paper.

bags with me when next I arrive. So we are down to $5,200, $5,233. You knew there was going to be loose change because Jeremy's involved. Yes. 5236.83. Every little bit helps. Every bit helps. an anonymous contributor. What do you mean, RFK, most certainly is poisonous? Those four snakes. Those poor snakes. Yeah. Oh, dear God.

Yeah, that's right. Well, that poor dog, that poor goat, those poor snakes. And so we just cracked the 5200 level. We are down to 51, 96, 83. Thank you. But as stupid and titanically ignorant as that was, there's more. Ralph's has a $25 challenge to put on the table because, and she sent this to me earlier, saying, yay! The maggots up in Maine decided they wanted a ballot initiative to attack trans adolescents.

and potty's and whatnot. Well, it turned out that, you know, being maggots, they did it dishonestly. And the Secretary of State of Maine stopped it in its tracks and said, nope, not going on the ballot. Y'all cheated. Goodbye. So thanks for that, Ralph, and if somebody's got $25 bucks, we'll add it to it and we'll work on getting down toward the $5,100 mark.

Thank you, Ralph. and hopefully somebody will jump in. Thank you very kindly. And thanks again to Jeff Inslow. Much appreciated that have a show on me. So we're up to the funded for like May 1st, May 2nd, May 3rd. Yeah, it's not bad. Thank you, kind anonymous friend.

Okay. 51. Lots of ciphering going on here. 51, 61, 87. Thank you, thank you, thank you. So what's next? Well, and of course the question always arises anytime a story like this about RFK Jr. comes out, and that is, had he snorted any cocaine off multiple toilet seats before that happened? If you could have, oh my God, if you could have seen those poor snakes, those poor snakes, trying to get to get them.

the hell away from him. Come on, Marsha. Yes, John. Jesus. Wait a minute. It's New England. Peter! All right. One person asking

Representative Don Byer's Deputy Chief of Stout. Why is he like this? And from over at the bulwark, Joe Perticokeone. Babe, wake up. A new RFK Animal Encounter just dropped. You know, there's a, that's a valid point. He's got a future.

Oilhead, dead bear, brainworm, raccoon, penis, black snake lamprey. Does. I mean, there's some sort of cable show out there just waiting for him. RFK Jr.'s wild animal adventures. Today, RFK Jr. wrestles an alligator. We're rooting for the alligator. and suddenly the alligator,

ow, he bit me. Yeah? Jesus. And poor Cheryl, Honey, please. They're moccasins. Oh, they're black snakes. He was at least right about that.

Oh, my God, Victoria. Roadkill Mowgli. Oh, that's good. Roadkill Malgley. Can somebody? get AI to do the jungle book scene and make Malgley into RFK Jr.

The scene with the snake. Who was it? Sterling Holloway was the voice of the snake? Somebody like that. And the high-pitched squeaky voice. Bobby, Bobby, please. Don't put it in our bed. Now, in other news, now that we've gotten the

ridiculous out of the way, no, we've not gotten the ridiculous out of the way. We've got a good solid two hours and 40 minutes worth of ridiculous yet. So we knew, we talked about this yesterday. Well, that's true. Liam New York points out, the snakes did not have a chance. I remember his clutching the bird at the airport. Their moccasins. No, no, but they will be. Or a hat band. He probably has a great BS. PR says Jeremy. In a book somewhere, he had a great black snake penis recipe. Jeremy, the llama is looking longingly at a very, very deep Andean canyon. But anyway, ah, yes, okay, thank you, Lee, serving as the Horn Adhawk Disney Jungle Book ad hoc research committee.

Yes, Sterling Holloway was Ka. Thank you. And, no, but, So yesterday we talked about the fact that nitwit Nero was off to the doctor again today for the third time in 13 months. And, you know, add to this the fact that he doesn't have the stuff, okay, let's put it this way. The stuff that you and I go to the doctor for, we go to the doctor for because we don't have all that equipment at home. Well, the White House has all that equipment. with the exception of some really, really like highfalutin imaging stuff, like pet scans and MRIs and whatnot. I mean, they got EKGs at the White House. They got all manner of breathing apparatus and they can take blood.

They probably even got a little blood. They probably got a little blood lab there too. So you have to ask the question, why did he need to go to Walter Reed today? Well, we've got a question on top of a question now. And that is, why did he need to go to Walter Reed today? And then, having done so, why did the White House then announce that tomorrow, Tangerine Tiberius, is going to head off to somewhere he despises Camp David? Now, he really does.

He hates going to Camp David. There's, it's all out in the woods and everything, and there's these spiders and snakes. And suddenly Bobby pops up and goes, can I go? There's snakes and spiders. I want to go. So, no. The New York Post pointed out, I know, I know, that he's headed for Camp David. And I guess he's going to have a, you know, his Wednesday cabinet meeting.

Okay, so yesterday we also talked about the fact that he was arm-twisting, and Tara and I also touched on it when we were filling in for Malloy. But he's trying to arm-twist Middle Eastern nations to all sign off on the, gee, we really like Israel after all. you we really really like you uh the so-called abraham accords which are an entire sham now remember that uh jimmy carter got manacham began and uh oh god the french president or the egyptian president uh he was assassinated you'll remind me in a minute he got them together to sign the Camp David Accords establishing peace between Israel and Egypt and used Camp David

as the backdrop. I don't know that this is an official prediction, but I wouldn't be surprised if maybe that was part of the process. Or it's got something to do with his health. He's only been to Camp David twice

in the 16 months of this, his second term. But the thing is, all of his cabinet are going with him, including Madam Skunkhead, Tulsa Gabbard. Over at Rasmussen reports, they said, Trumplet dislikes Camp David, avoids it. So why now? Could there be foreign visitors coming who want no White House Image Association? Hmm.

Yeah. Anwar Sadat, thank you. Yeah, it just took me a minute. So, you know, tis a puzzlement. And, of course, did he have to go to Walter Reed for some imaging of his nagon? Are they trying to see if they've slowed the process of his mental deterioration? Yes, yes, Micah. Madam Skunkhead did resign, but her resignation is only effective June the 30th because she really, really, really needed to resign to spend more time with her husband who has cancer, but the time she wants to spend with him does not include from like last week to June the 30th.

Are we clear? Is it an absolute pretext? Probably. What do we do? What's going on here? and by the way, if you have not seen Jeremy Colhain's impression of Tucker Carlson

on SNL, you're missing a real treat. Oh, lately the way SNL is, I don't do a lot of belly laughing, but I did with this. What are we doing? What's going on here? just the pitch literally pitch perfect and now all word from our sponsors round bananas for people who don't want to look gay while eating a banana you can find the clips on youtube they're they're really really good um but

yeah the the question he's falling apart and and even uh well i saw just before airtime um A post from Rick Wilson with a big, bold headline. It's not real, but darn it, someday. Rick Wilson published, Trump is dying. The Walter Reed lie for the 100th time. He said, let me say what the White House press corps cannot bring itself to say, what the Sunday shows have agreed to murmur around rather than at.

Donald John Trump is dying. He's dying in the ordinary biological sense, the sense in which you and I and every warm-blooded creature on this rolling rock flying through space and time are dying. He sounds a lot like me. He's 79. He turns 80 next month. He went to Walter Reed today, his third visit in 13 months. Totally normal. Just a third checkup in a year.

And the White House would like you to believe this is a wellness influencer's self-care routine. rather than what it obviously is, the late-stage management of a long-abused body breaking down in public. And sure, Rick Wilson continues, it's fun to speculate on what we'll all do when the day arrives, but Trump's death isn't just physical. I certainly hope that Chicago land band, Malort and Savior, gets a lot more airplay for the song that has been stuck in my head for months on end on the day it finally happened. but more importantly Rick Wilson says more lastingly he's dying as a force in our politics I'm not so sure this feels a bit like whistling past graveyards for my taste that is we're right pollen we're

right pollinicious lately but more important More lastly, he is dying as a force in our politics, as a presence in our culture, and as the dark gravitational center of the American right. The only people who can't see it are the ones whose paychecks depend on pretending the corpse is still doing pirouettes and burpees. Burpees? The man's own physician diagnosed him last summer with chronic venous insufficiency, the swollen ankles, blood pools in the legs condition you generally see in your great aunt who needs the recliner kicked up. before wheel of fortune he's been photographed repeatedly with hand bruises the size and color of rotten plums slathered in concealer that doesn't quite take the official explanation is frequent handshaking and aspirin of course every septuagenarian i know who shakes hands has a hand that looks like he caught it in the door of a buick interesting in the choice of buick then there's the gate the slowing shuffle to marine one the right-hand lean drifting into associative word salad that on biden would have launched a thousand fox

news kairons in sixty seconds and rick wilson isn't wrong in that regard he's become there is no way to say this without saying it maga doddering unsteady tired a man whose physical envelope is visibly insufficient for the job he claims to be doing and can you just ponder for a moment the number of tell-all books that will come out after everybody's lit their cigarettes in the bunker and he is no more i have a feeling no small number of maggots will suddenly find their voices wilson says evil ages you sin rests as heavy as lead on the bones cruelty and malice corrupt and destroy their bearers you can it in him now, the way you could see it in Mobutu, in Mugabe, in the gangsters of history who

used the state as a punishment and piggy bank for too long. Compare this with the saturation coverage of Biden's decline to the lollaby around Trump's. When Biden trailed off, it was a three-day national emergency, cable hits, op-eds, anonymous source pieces about West Wing concern. The 25th Amendment got more name checks in 2024 than the Bill of Rights got in a decade. Oh, yeah. I mean, Well, look, if you were George Clooney, wouldn't you be deeply concerned if at a meeting or at a fundraiser with hundreds of people in it, the president of the United States didn't recognize you, George Clooney? My God, no wonder we had the wall-to-wall coverage that we had. But Rick Wilson is correct. The coverage is anything but accurate.

the multi-millionaire for-profit media has been cowed into submission or at least low-level mulling like a babe muleing and puking in its mother's arms my god shakespeare had the had the cable media down to a science before we even had any forms of recording and so as to whether or not his he is in the midst of his political decline. I suppose we'll find out this evening. Polls closed in Texas at 8 p.m. Central Daylight Time, so that's 9 Eastern. And I don't know if we'll have results on Cornyn versus Christian biblical divorce by then or not. But at least CNN sent some folks down to the Lone Star State.

where they talk to some Republican voters in the runoff. I don't know. Okay, Texans. Does Texas have open primaries and open runoffs? Can just anybody vote in that? I don't know. I can't. It feels like the kind of thing Texas wouldn't allow to happen.

They like their elections nice and rigged down there. But oddly enough, yesterday we had the story about the sexual predator that Ken Paxton lit off with a instead of life without parole let off with one day in jail

and two misdemeanors that the outrage judge at least turned into 60 days yeah that was Plano Texas for some reason or another CNN sent a reporter to Plano

to talk to Republican voters and this was how it went. Back at the home office, there was hard-hitting CNN broadcast journalist Dana Bash, holding down the fort and a Chiron labeled Lone Star State Showdown. Wah-Waw. Is the Trump endorsement all can't? Paxton needs to defeat a Republican in office more than 20 years. I'm Dana Bash. Let's go behind

the headlines and inside politics. It is election day in Texas and President Trump has one message for voters, get the rhinos out now. That's the post the president amplified this morning when he urged Texans to vote for Ken Paxton, whom he called the country's best attorney general. President Trump says Paxton will be more loyal to him than incumbent Republican Senator John Cornyn. Now, Cornyn is still fighting to keep his seat this morning. He made a closing argument on Fox. Texans have learned that you can't trust a thing that Paxton says because he's lied to taxpayers, as senior staff, got impeached by a Republican-led House of Representatives,

and hung taxpayers with $6.6 million in a judgment from, whistleblowers who turned him into the FBI so he uh because he was interfering with a federal investigation of one of his campaign donors and look Lawrence I've been I've supported the president's agenda the whole time Arlette signs is in Plano Texas at a polling location arlette well dan our Republican voters will soon decide whether they try to extend senator john cornon's time in the u.s. Senate or if they will go with the trump endorsed candidate in texas attorney general Ken Paxson. Now, Cornyn has been fighting until the very end, arguing that he believes Texas voters will have independent minds and make this decision for themselves, while warning

that he believes Paxton would be a liability for Republicans come November. But President Trump's last-minute endorsement of Paxton has given the state attorney general some momentum in this race, especially with the MAGA base. But I want you to take a listen to two voters that we spoke to earlier today, who were both swayed by President Trump's endorsement of Paxton, but in different ways. I was torn because I was going to go with Kroman. Cornyn. Cornyn.

But then Trump backed in... Yeah, they let them vote. She didn't, she showed up to go to the polls and she didn't know who she was voting for. Corman? Cornyn? Yeah, whatever. I mean, it's straight out of all in the family. you know, Reverend Felcha, Fletcher, whatever.

Yeah, I was thinking about voting for Corman. No, you weren't. Oh, no, you weren't. And oh, my God, she's wearing a Beatles t-shirt, too. That's probably the most offensive part of this. I like who he backs and so I went Republican. So the president's endorsement was the deciding factor. Yeah, it was.

I made one vote, and that was for Cornyn. And why is that? primarily because he's not supported by Trump. Oh, so President Trump's decision to endorse Paxton went against him. Absolutely. And why is that? I think he's ruined my Republican Party. I think he's divided America.

I think he's bad news. And I still lean Republican, so I voted for Cornyn. Now, this has been an incredibly bruising and personal primary in this GOP, a race. a race and it really has tested President Donald Trump's grip on the Republican Party, as we have heard from some senior Senate Republicans who have expressed a lot of frustration with his decision to back Cornyn or backpxton instead of Cornyn. But the Texas voters will have the final say a little bit later tonight as they decide who they will select as their GOP nominee to face off against Democrat James Taylor Rico

in November. Arlette, thank you so much for that reporting. Those conversations with voters were really, really interesting. Thanks a lot. and here at the table. I'm joined by a group of terrific reporters. Jasmine Wright, what are you hearing from your sources at the White House about kind of where things stand now? We obviously know that the president waited in late. He just did it last week, and the runoff has been going on for weeks and weeks and weeks. How are they playing,

aside from the president posting what he's posting? Well, I think that they are trying to trust the plan and trust the president's endorsement. I mean, I think that those two, comments from those two voters is fascinating because you're literally seeing the 80, 20, 70, 30 split that we see represented in polling and I think that that young man at the end represents the minority of voters and that's what the White House is expecting. They're expecting that the majority of voters who are voting in that Texas primary are going to stick with the woman before saying that it was President Trump who who pushed me into voting for Kempaxon. Let's be clear here. The president weighed in, I think you could argue whether or not he

wait in after internals and other polling showed that Ken Paxson was actually beating Cornyn. But he weighed in late, but it's still significant. And this question that we continue to ask of whether or not Trump still holds really a vice grip on the Republican Party continues to show us yes, yes, and yes. And I think the White House believes that we're going to get another yes tonight with Ken Pxton. Yeah, yeah, okay. But the Horn Hive mind is alive and well this afternoon because out in Orange County where I guess a nightmare has been averted with that

leaking tank well Billable wrote in and said I had no idea that the night of the living dead director Roger Corman was running for the Senate in Texas you learn something new every day you do you do but that's not where that's not where my mind went my mind was running more along the same track as uh, Lee in New York.

Corman? Harvey Corman for Senate. Carol Burnett, Lyle Wagoner, Vicki Lawrence, and Tim Conway endorsed him. Signed Lee. I'm so glad we had this time together. Yeah, that's, I thought of Harvey Corman. Namely, uh,

well, go, dang it, Mr. Taggart, you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore. Uh-huh. And, Micah was the same way.

I was just picking up my phone to type exactly that, namely, she doesn't even know who the people on the ballot are, but they're still going to let her vote. And as to the other guy, Micah said, well, I'll never see eye to eye with that guy, but bless his heart, I guess he's trying. Yeah, well, I guess. And meanwhile, Cynthia,

oh God, oh God, stupid people. people, Beatles t-shirt or not, stupid people are dangerous. Yeah, they are. And, I mean, how do you square that circle? I love the Beatles. All you need is love. No singing, Roxanne, but you get the idea. And out of that, you, uh, never mind.

Oh, that's true. Harvey Corman also voiced one of the, And this is an early manifestation of a show jumping the shark. Harvey Corman voiced the Great Gazoo in the Flintstones. Yeah, you knew the Flintstones were done when they got a smart-mouth space alien. They just, they were exhausted. And somehow, have the Simpsons ever brought it? Have the Simpsons even parodied bringing in the Great Gizoo?

I think if anybody brings in the Great Gizoo, it'll probably be famous. family guy but Cynthia continuing said I'm horrible but I hope he fucking knows it talking about Trump's ill health I want him to face it and know it's coming not that it would change him or his ways I just want him to suffer and yeah I know I'm a terrible person for it no judgment here sis and I don't even have to tell you what I'll do on the day it finally happens you already know yep that champ that And that's pretty decent bottle of champagne you got chilling there in the fridge and your fancy-due kitchen, Cynthia. So just check it every now and then, maybe turn the bottle a little bit.

But, yeah. And do, store it on its side so the court stays wet, saying. I know. But, you know, I got a red dress and blackfish nets. matching shoes, the dress. Not the fishnets, but never mind. And, well, it's going to be a great day. But with a little update from the weekend, Cynthia says,

I didn't have any buttermilk to marinate that chicken in, so I just did my usual prep, which was to rinse the chicken, pat it dry, rub it with olive oil, and then my mixture of rubs, including the Weber kicking chicken rub, I took it to the block party, and there weren't any leftovers for me to take home. At some point, I'll try the buttermilk, as you recommend, though, probably next time I do it. It comes out so good as it is that I love doing it whenever I can.

Hey, you know, if it works, stick with it. I just suggest the buttermilk because the acid has the proper in the buttermilk over the course of like a 24-hour marinade. It can, it breaks the tissue down and tenderizes it a little bit. That's all. But I have a feeling yours is just perfect anyway. Sounds yummy. And it's always a good thing when there aren't any leftovers to take home. Yeah.

And I found this a little bit interesting. News from a, you know, these pollsters, these, you know, they're paid for getting attention. But there's a Republican pollster named Sarah Longwell, who apparently has been doing focus groups of maggots. trying to get an inside, inside view of where the maggot mind will be come 2028, who they want to see replace, geezer disgust us. And she said that it's not J.D. Vance or Marco Rubio or any of the usual suspects for that matter. she did a focus group in February of 2025 for the bulwark and found that rarest of unicorns, the Biden to Trump voter in North Carolina who said,

I think Candace Owens is great. I'd vote for her in a minute. If we would have swapped out Candace for Kamala, they would have had this. in the bag. That was yet another unicorn, another Biden to Trump voter. Of course, this is all self-reported, so there's no indication that any of this is actually true. But the other side of the coin is that Sarah Longwell is a never-trumper. And so Tandio, the woman who's getting herself sued into oblivion by among others, the president and First Lady of France.

But then the story points out that recently, of all people, recently Hunter Biden showed up on the podcast with Candio. And Sarah Longwell called it the melding of two of the Internet's main characters. But she says that Candio's appeal is no longer just to the Republican base. Oh, Jesus. Well, it reminds me of something I've said. said for a long time yes we need a woman president no we don't need just any woman president uh oh that just sounds delicious cynthia uh okay a little correction coming in for billable rick thank you george out in course gold george romero directed night of the living dead

roger corman directed among others death race 2000 and super gator uh who could forget Super Gator. I do remember Death Race 2000. Thank you for that, George. Appreciate it. I think we're still leaning. Either way, I think we're still leaning toward Harvey Corman anyway. And we've had so many of these lately. It's always, well, I find it at least interesting to sort out the so-called cracks in the maggot base. I'm still still waiting for the New York Times or any of the other major print outlets in this country to publish something that says, Republicans in disarray, because, well, they don't. Well, now it's Pink Shrek.

That's right. Joe Rogaine has decided to break him with his Orange Daddy. yesterday on his extremely high audience podcast that social scientists are still trying to explain except for perhaps confirmation bias where stupid people like to listen to other stupid people but he was talking with Tom Seguera about the slush fund and then they got around to the settlement document that, well, Todd Blanchie executed, that forbids the United States from ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, pursuing a tax claim or other legal action against the president, his family, his trusts, and his combines their heirs and assigns forever as

long as wind blows and grass grows. Joe Rogaine, trenchant observer of the body politic that he is. That's so crazy. Imagine, like, somebody accused you of murder, yeah. And it turns out you weren't guilty of that murder, and then you sue them, and you go,

you can never prosecute me for murder again, and then you just go straight to Uday Hussein. You go straight to Uday Hussein, Udi and Kudi from the way back machine. Anyways, Udi was said to be particularly vicious, sadistic. Wow. It could have been a Trump. But there, there we, oh my God.

Joe Rogaine breaks with Marcus Horalius. News at 11. But since we brought up Todd Blanchie, well, huh. turns out that he may have had a good reason for representing nitwit nero and getting him hung out to dry on 34 felonies and then getting himself ensconced in the Department of Justice because he had lawyer and problems this goes back to like 2023 when and the story is out in vanity fair by noah shockman it goes back to when Todd Blanchie was working for Cadwallader, Wickersham, and Taft, and he took on a pair of clients. Adam and Daniel Kaplan, they were 30-something twins, and they were afraid that the Manhattan District Attorney's Office was taking a hard look at him for financial funny business.

and they were looking for a good lawyer preferably one for a good price I better call Saul but no instead they went to Todd Blanchie and he told them well you're not going to be paying Cadwallader prices

I don't want to make money on the representation saying that he implying that he would work for cheap and in June 2022 it was earlier than 2023 the first bill from Cadwallader came in at a cool 677,925 and 32 cents and by November 2022 the Kaplan twins had paid out something on the order of 1.65 million And then Todd Blanchie told him, oh, no, you owe even more than that. At one point, emailing them at 527 a.m. on November the 19th, 2020, I'm forced to instruct my team to stop work on this matter until you make your bill current.

Well, at that point in time, the chaplains would weigh, way, way a minute. And so they filed a malpractice, a legal malpractice lawsuit against Todd Blanchie in June 23, alleging among other things, I mean, now let's remember this is, yeah, this is the acting attorney general of the United States. The allegations in the legal malpractice lawsuit, which has to, which will have to be proved, proven by a mere preponderance of the evidence, not beyond a reasonable doubt or even clear and convincing. They say that Blanchie forged their signatures on an engagement letter, and they even went so far as to retain a handwriting expert who said,

yeah, these signatures are definitely forgeries. And then they said that Blanchie withheld evidence. that could have been useful to them in defense against federal criminal charges. In the complaint, they say that Blanchie billed them around $2,475 hours at about $1,000 an hour as compared to the low-low discount fire sale legal hourly rate that he told them. he'd give them. Speaking to Vanity Fair, Daniel Abrams, who does malpractice work, said, if those allegations are proven and we have a good faith belief that they will be, you know, he's not an ethical guy.

Really, that's the takeaway legal malpractice specialist? He's not an ethical guy? He's the acting attorney general of the United States under the Trump Maladministration. Is he even entitled to a presumption that he is ethical? And so what did Blanchie and Cadwalliter et al do? Well, they filed a counterclaim and sued for $1.2 million for unpaid bills. And then, of course, the twins got indicted for money laundering and wire fraud. They had to post $2.5 million bonds.

One of the twins, Adam, went up the river on all charges, and he's presently in the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn. Oddly enough, that's also the mailing address of none other than Nicholas Maduro and Luigi Mangione. And his brother Daniel is awaiting sentencing, having been taken out on all but two counts. and all along the way, the caplains have said, hey, we're victims. We're victims of Todd Blanche. Now, again, these are things that were taking place in 2022 and 2023. Todd Blanchie had to be confirmed by the Senate.

Is this the first time you're hearing anything of this? Because I read the thing today, and it's the first I recall. But, well, the cat's out of the bag. and Todd Blanchie is acting attorney general and what? He engaged in financial fraud and legal malpractice? Well, that's, that, that just, that just elevated him in the eyes of, of, of, of Canckel's Caligula from Lee in New York. Todd Blanchee malpractice, Lee says, before proof of malpractice, he doesn't, doesn't there have

to be proof of practice? Oh, he's practiced. he's practiced and practicedly he's just never gotten very good at it i mean see those thirty-four felony convictions for his most famous of clients on from george and corskull dying trump i wouldn't be surprised if he fakes his death so he can be martyred then he can watch his own funeral a la la time and huck and live out his days on a golf course with geoffrey epstein and ken lay it's always good to have the long view. But I think he's so decrepit at this point. There's not going to be any faking. No, not at all. Oh, and a little bit ago from Sylvie. Speaking of snakes, back when we lived in Hollywood, we had two

Western garter snakes. One day when I came home from work, glad to get out of the rain, changing into dry clothing, I found the note on the herpetarium, please get some fish for the snakes, my partner had written. Did I want to put on my wet work drag back on? No, no way. Did I want to get a whole new set of clothes stopping wet? Again, no. So it be in Southern California in a warm, if wet day.

I put on my bathing suit, flip-flops, and taking my white cane, this was before my eye surgery. I tucked my money into the bra of the suit and then went out to get the bus. The transaction was swift, and I headed back out to the bus stop, wet, carrying my cane and a bag full of goldfish. People were staring, and some asked, what are you doing? to which I replied, walking my goldfish. Oh my God. Yeah, we continue. Walking my goldfish.

Perfect day for it. Suddenly a pink Cadillac. I don't remember if it had crushed velvet seats. And my editor called out, Sylvie, get in. I'll drive you home. I climbed in happily, and he pulled away from the curb. I asked him, how'd you know it was me? And he replied, a heavyset blind woman in a hot pink bikini,

carrying a bag of goldfish in the pouring rain who else could it be my reputation for flying my freak flag still intact oh sylvie the adventures the adventures yeah i know that was again myka encouraging me toward that second rama lama rim shot walking my goldfish Somehow I feel like there's a possible parody there that'll hit Walking My Dinosaur Because now I've got the melody to it running through my head So, I don't know

Has anybody checked in on the prediction market As to how long it takes for Todd Blanchie to Get indicted in New York? Get with it, Tish James. This one looks ripe well it smells kind of ripe too if you get right down to it and meanwhile down in Alabama oh dear god they they they want to they're just so desperate to disenfranchise black voters uh i think even dead george wallace is probably in his grave going now enough is enough

but lo and behold they are they're trying to use their 20 23 maggot map of electoral miracles it's as race-based

as one can possibly be and earlier today a three federal judge panel made up of judges Stanley Marcus, Anna Manasco, and Terry Moore noted that the Alabama legislature, quote, doubled down on racially discriminatory vote dilution in its 2023 redistricting and did so on purpose, the judge is writing, we again cannot understand the 2023 plan is anything other than intentionally discriminatory.

That's because it is. and ordered the Secretary of State, West Allen, to administer the remaining elections, congressional elections in Alabama, using the special master plan. That's a map that they had to come up with by themselves that was actually race blind. And this comes in the wake of the Calais decision out of Louisiana, and the three judge panel said, Calais or no Calais, Alabama still loses. Yeah. And they said that Alabama cannot use CalA to legitimize its pre-Calais decision to double down on the discriminatory vote dilution that we and the Supreme Court found. Ooh, threw it right back in their laps so that ultimately they'll make Fappy and Sammy Badbreaths say,

No, we didn't do that. Yeah, you did. So they've got until August to try to figure out a way to the Supreme Court does to gerrymander black votes out of existence. And at the same time, torpedo a plan, a disavre, the master redistricting plan that they previously approved. Jesus. Not yet, Ralph's. Ralph's main secretary of state rejects Maggot petition challenge is still on the table. That's $25, and that would turn into 50 if someone's got 25 to put up.

So thank you, Ralph's. Yeah, George and Corsegold remembering Harvey Corman, the classic Carol Burnett show parody of Gone with the Wind. Harvey played Captain Rat Butler opposite Carol's Starlet O'Hen I had to be able on YouTube if you want to laugh. The curtain dress with the curtain rod still attached. Yeah. Classic.

Just classic. And over in New Jersey, dear me, Ralph sent this along. A Democratic candidate for the Senate of the United States was pepper sprayed. Well, I mean, not a candidate. He's a sitting senator from New Jersey. Senator Andy Kim. Ice goons pepper sprayed him as demonstrators gathered outside the concentration camp in Newark. Later on Monday, Kim said he saw chaos inside and outside of Delaney Hall, the concentration camp where around 300 migrants are involved in a hunger and work strike against the appalling conditions there.

given that the conditions are appalling i kind of have to wonder if maybe aramark is in charge of the food service yep probably detainees protesting the lack of due process the disgusting food that's that's got aramark's finger prints all over it and poor treatment while their families and advocates stood outside calling for help uh senator kim wrote over at what used to be twitter instead of engaging with me and others about the poor conditions, ice sent an armored vehicle in a line of armed agents that only poured gasoline on the fire. He saw ice agents tackle and restrained demonstrators while agents fired pepper balls and spray

into the crowd. And in fact, there's video of the aftermath. This is disgusting. I understand, but he's a sad to me. Respectfully, still.

You got the pictures over there? This is disgusting. Senator Kim being treated and having his eyes flush. How bad does it have to be for the concentration camp inmates to go on a hunger strike? Oh, thank you, George. George and Corselgold just met Ralph's challenge saying, come on, people, let's get this deficit down. Well, George, you just helped it come down some.

You and Ralph's did. Thank you so much. So we're down to 51. 1187. The half the month funded mark, therefore, is $2,111.87 away. We're making progress. I just, it's hard to do, you know, when you're paying $5 and $6 and $8 a gallon for gas and groceries are through the, I understand.

For what it's worth, Stephen New York informs us Polymarket has Paxton winning 97% probability yes. Not that that means shit. It's an easy lift because the polls are pretty solidly Paxton. Hopefully we can get used to saying Senator Talleyico. That's what I'm hoping for. That Tala Rico comes in and just eats Paxton's lunch because Tala Tauroko is a real Christian, whereas Paxton

is a fake and phony baloney one. And Tala Rico knows him enough Bible to make it stick. We'll see. But meanwhile, in Texas, there's a report out. This came from Punch Bowl News, that maggot politicians are, and Republicans generally, are trying to meddle in the Democratic primaries.

and it wouldn't surprise me in the least. And by the way, Ralph says, thanks, George, and got us down to 5105, taking care of Jeremy's loose change. Thank you, Ralph. Thank you. Jamie Raskin of Maryland,

talking to Punchbowl, said that there's, we don't know who's speaking, we don't know what their real motivations are, and the things that they do talk about may be completely different from why they're involved. It really degrades public discourse and just creates paranoia and uncertainty. And it all centers around the creation of dark money super PACs.

And what they've done is dump money into Democratic primaries where the Republicans think that the Democrat in question is unelectable and would make it an easy, an easy win for a maggot. And it's not necessary. It's all over this countrywide, not just takes ass. Punchbowl News said, these super PACs have to file statements of organization with the FEC, Federal Elections Commission, report these independent expenditures and place orders with TV and radio stations. Typically, all this offers clues into who's running the group and their partisan affiliation, the treasurer is a known political operative, but not this time.

The treasurers of these groups have no apparent online footprint. The addresses listed are post offices, staple stores, or similar sites. These groups will have to disclose their donors eventually, but they can hide those donors by transferring money from a 501c4 nonprofit. This is next-level obfuscation. One good example came from Representative Greg Casar of Texas. A mysterious super pack dumped money into the campaign of Maureen Galindo. And Maureen Galindo tried to get some traction by saying that she wanted to turn an ice concentration camp into, quote,

a castration processing center for pedophiles and added, they'll mostly be Zionists. So Casar said, you have an openly bigoted person who has no business. in elected office getting boosted by a Republican PAC. So the Republican leadership here, of course, is going to go to great lengths to hide that. But the thing is, if we know anything about the the modus operandi of, say, Leon Scum, then we know that he's notorious for this. At one point in time, he was using something called RBGPAC to support candidates who supported eliminating women's right to choose and bodily autonomy, but he hit it for years behind a super, behind a dark money super pack that carried the initials of, well, Ruth Bader Ginsburg. It never ends.

And of course, we never have the money. our side to play these games in the opposite direction. Lord. And I will I've seen that bit, but I'll watch it again after the program. Lee, thank you for that. And from

Jimmy in the Great Northwest, Carol Burnett gone with the wind, the dress, Jimmy says, I saw it in the window and I just had to have it. Yeah. Oh, and to go back, back, and I suspect this is why he sent it along, to go back to the clip of Ashley St. Clair that we had in yesterday's program, David sent a couple of articles along that dovetail with what Ashley said about his space lasers comment.

If need be, you can go back to yesterday's audio file and listen to the clip. David said, I found this article about SpaceX's use of FSO, free space optical communication or laser communication, that is to say, space lasers, in their Starlink satellite constellation, it includes a link to a paper about the technology, And then a second article that says Starlink reportedly has more than 10,000 laser-com terminals in space, each capable of 100 gigabytes per second data rate facilitating inter-satellite connections within its extensive constellation of satellites. And there we have it. And what Ashley St. Clair said is true. she's got the receipts and congress needs to get it needs to get after it yesterday the problem is yesterday can't happen until january 2027 and i can hardly stand to think about january 2027 i want

i want us to get to the house but i haven't even warmed up from the last winter yet but uh as david points I think this is chilling. SpaceX demo satellite laser communication at space agency specs. Yeah. U.S. Space Development Agency Director Derek Tournier said September 4th that two SpaceX-built satellites successfully exchanged data using optical communications terminals. The satellites, part of SDA's tranche Zero experimental spacecraft in low-Earth orbit. and as to the dark energy?

Well, we had not previously demonstrated laser communications, Tournier said at a defense news conference. He reported that the data exchange occurred on September the 3rd with the satellites establishing a connection in under 100 seconds and maintaining it for several hours. Well, now, how hard do you think it would be to use something like that for nefarious purposes? SpaceX engineer reported that SpaceX commercial systems achieved over 99% link uptime on a fleet of a fleet of 100G space laser inter-satellite links in low Earth orbit. And as the article notes, before it ever gets to a government application or a military application, SpaceX has already deployed it on its own commercial platforms. So there we are. Ashley St. Clair appears to be

getting proven correct. Thank you, David. Thank you so much. It's not surprising to me, considering that we can run drones in the Middle East from an air-conditioned single-wide trailer in Nevada. But what if you wanted to use it to affect the outcome of an election?

What are the odds of winning every single so-called swing state. Not great. That alone should raise some questions. That alone is suspect, statistically curious? And then there's the fact that that was the central bragging point of Tangerine Tiberius. As he did, oh, I want a land's night. I want all.

this wing states because of course he has to constantly self-aggrandize but also because well he can't help giving the game away because he likes feeling like he's ahead of the game that he's manipulating and controlling the situation and uh out and about i ran across I know. It's local to West Virginia, but it's not as local as it seems. Mason County, West Virginia is down along the river, lots of industry and whatnot. But as I alluded, we've been getting a lot of rain here. Just everything squishes. But they've gotten a lot of rain in other parts.

of the state, Mason County being one of them, where guess what? Mason County is getting a data center that no actual Mason Countyans beyond maybe a mere handful wants. And so Mason County recently experienced pretty massive flooding, but it wasn't entirely just a matter of the weather. No A corporation that was building a ginormous data center nearby fucked up in building theirs a construction error This happened on May the 23rd, you know, just three days ago.

A number of Mason County ins have experienced horrible flooding and then the rain made a breach in a data center that was being constructed nearby. It was forced down the Mason County's throat by a company called N-scale, that's an AI-AI Dodge, and an energy infrastructure company called Fidelis New Energy. One homeowner, Brandy Michael, told local TV station WSAZ, now our house has been exposed to all this water underneath of it. I'm worried about mold. I'm worried about our health and safety.

The whole stinking thing is an incestuous project between the AI scam and the so-called commercial energy provider. They call it the monarch computer. campus. Some maggot delegates and a maggot senator said the flooding was made worse, and they did a joint statement. The flooding was dramatically worsened by a breach at the data center's construction site. Oh, the significant rainfall Saturday, May 23rd, resulted in what in-scale officials have told us was a breach at the silt retention area of their construction site. in Mason County, which then impacted portions of the Meadowlands estate subdivision.

We're thankful the damage appears to have been limited primarily to garages, crawl spaces, and HVAC equipment, and no injuries have been reported. The parties are also discussing immediate corrective actions and a plan to prevent similar incidents in the future. The company has acknowledged the seriousness of the situation and has already deployed an entire fleet of lawyers, I mean clean-up crews, as well as contractors, to assist affected homeowners.

Would you trust a contractor that the data center found for you? No. At least wise, I wouldn't. And of course, when People Magazine reached out to N-scale the AI, the AI Dodge, well, they didn't respond to the request for comment. See, this is something I've said for years. When it comes to ginormous corporations coming into your home and promising, oh, we're going to be good neighbors, you only get one chance to get it right. And until such time,

as say the CEO says, we're going to be good neighbors and I'm going to be a good neighbor and I'm going to move right here and live right next to the data center with y'all. When they don't do that, you know they're not going to be a good neighbor. I mean, we've learned that lesson time and time and time again over the course of 125, 130, 140, 50 years here in Appalachia. Oh, we're just going to come in and cut the timber for the railroad. Just sign right here. Boy, I tell you what, that store-bought liquor sure does taste good, don't it?

And that's how you get something a pernicious thing, historically known as the broad-form deed. We're just buying your minerals. You can live right here, you know, until it becomes unlivable. But make no mistake, this isn't just West Virginia. This is anywhere that these filthy AI, scams want to put their data centers. They're noisy, they're bright, they're miserable. Yeah.

Meanwhile, West Virginia has some of the most significant water quality problems in the entire country. And so our two maggot members of the house, namely Riley Moa, Riley is. a member of the Moore family and much like the first law of mansions, no one named Moore ever does anything that doesn't benefit someone named Moore. He is a scion of the family of the single most corrupt individual ever to hold political office in the state of West Virginia, namely Archmore, a stone cold crook. Well, Riley's a good maggot and he even went down to that shithole concentration camp down in El Shet Holodore and posed in front of pictures, posed in front of posed for pictures in front of a group of half-clothed men stacked like cordwood behind him

and gave the Trump thumbsies up. That's the kind of creature Riley Morris. Then, of course, there's crazy Carol Miller who told the citizen, and the voters of West Virginia. Well, every time I take a vote in Congress, I always pray over it and ask Jesus what he wants me to do. And then it turns out, Jesus tells me to do whatever it is that my orange daddy tells me to do. So they, being whole-hearted, whole-hog supporters of nitwit Nero,

went to a meeting of the budget committee to ask for, because he's getting shit here at home to some extent, for not actually giving a damn about anybody who lives in West Virginia. So Riley stood up and said, between 2016 and 2024, nearly one million West Virginians about half the state's population, were served by systems violating federal standards. Huh, he noticed.

Gee, I wonder why that is. And despite his impassioned plea for $250 million paltry dollars to support water projects to provide clean drinking water to West Virginians, well, the maggot majority said, fuck you, Riley, you little pissant. And fuck you, too, Carol. And denied the money request. And here's the thing, $250 million?

You know, listeners, members of the Horn family community congregation might recall, oh, 12 years ago, something that we termed the freedom disaster. When freedom industry dumped something like 40,000 gallons or more, of a deadly toxic chemical used to am clean and coal into the Little Canal River or the Elk River just above the intake for the public water drinking supply for, you know, 300,000 West Virginians. And in the process of talking about all of that, and I remember those halcyon days, I'm sorry, Anderson Cooper, those halkin days, yes, with the Calliope playing in the background. But I remember that And because that was 2014 It was before the great purity wars of 2016

It seemed like we were all on the same page And we had some great conversations on the horn About what happens when you Pass toxic chemicals From the source All the way through the system and ultimately out of people's household spigots. And the thing is, we came to a conclusion that what it would take to remediate that 12 years ago

was something that could only be measured in the billions of dollars. Well, here we are. 14 years later. It's 2026. 2014 was a watershed year because it marked the year that the maggots, well, back then they were tea-baggers, but it marked the year that they took over the West Virginia legislature and for all intents and purposes the entirety of West Virginia's government for the first time since the Great Depression. And so in those intervening 12 years, we've gone from pillar to post and from bad to worse. So that now, in this year of our Lord, 2026, the state of West Virginia has a $16 to $20 billion dollar water and sewer problem.

and it really is a nonpartisan issue because even maggots have to have clean drinking water. They can say that they'll bathe in, they would gladly bathe in nitwit Nero's Pee, but at the end of the day, they're human. And we as a species cannot survive without access to clean water. and so there's $16 to $20 billion that needs to be allocated just to be able to provide. I mean, look, I saw an ad the other day. I didn't even click on it to find out the cost, but it was some sort of Culligan device, and it was guaranteed to filter not only pathogens but heavy metals and even so-called forever chemicals like PFSAS. and I did linger over it for a minute because it wouldn't be a bad thing to have.

For a whole, you know, for, you know, just about the entirety of the population of this poor, beaten, blasted, bedraggled, burned up state. Here where I am in the mid-Ohio Valley, I don't know anyone. And I've met a few folks. I don't know anyone who actually drinks. the water out of the tap. Why? Because the government of the state of West Virginia, and look, this goes back and encompasses Democrats too. You know, a long time ago, before the nightmare really got going in earnest, I used to say that the problem in West Virginia is that our politics was a two-party system. But the parties were colocrats and colicans because they were

both in a headlong, no-holds-barred death race to see who could, who could embarrass themselves by fawning over the coal, oil, and gas and otherwise, other chemical industries, the fastest and bestest. And so up here in the Mid-Ohio Valley, right by the banks of West Virginia's River, we have or have had multiple chemical plants DuPont, among others, Union Carbide,

none of whom had any compunction whatsoever against dumping forever chemicals into the ground and thereby having it leach into the groundwater, which then in turn finds its way into the water, supply for the water plants for those who have a public water supply and God help the people who are living on wells and it's never going to go away and that's part of that 16 to 20 billion dollars and whatever whatever minuscule whatever amount of it was caused you know down in mason county

that AI Dodge and their for-profit energy partner made it a little, made it a lot worse. And so, well, those two maggots are as useless as teats on a boarhog. And then there's a make West Virginia great big old Senator Jim Justice. Yeah, who, of course, was a dear, dear friend of his orange daddy. one point jumbo justice said I hope to see some big wins for our state when the next appropriations bills are released this year well guess what there ain't no big wins there aren't even any little wins and in point of fact nit lit Nero's initial budget numbers actually call and again

it ain't just West Virginia it's all over the kind of country. He wants to cut the primary fund that pays for water and sewer projects all across the fruited plane. And that's the fund that Riley and Carol were trying to get a t-nancy little itty-bitty piece of, a $250 million drop in a $20 billion bucket. And you can bet if it comes around the time for Riley and Carol to vote to take that fund out behind the barn and beat it to death with an axe handle, they'll be there saying, give me that meat axe. Jesus. Earlier, some tried to get $250 million for water in the sacrifice zone, the so-called

Southern coal fields. But, of course, the legislators hemmed and hawed and sat around. look their on their thumbs and eventually the $250 million request was watered down to about $20 million and then the maggots killed that too. Mm-hmm. Killed it. Because it's what they do. It's who they are.

And bless their hearts, activists, it always falls up falling to the activist to try to get anything done. And there's an organization called From Below Rising Together for Coalfield Justice. And they're doing everything they can to make themselves seen and heard.

But meanwhile, Riley, Moa, won't respond to requests for comment. Eventually speaking to the state right-wing radio outlet. He said, We have a long history of appropriators in West Virginia, and I'm happy to carry on

that tradition at the same time while trying to right size our federal budget and expenditures and everything else going on it's a real honor everything else going on you mean giving away the entire freaking treasury open the doors to fort knox to your orange jesus that's what that means i i guess the maggots are going to try one more time on june the third when the full budget committee meets at that point in time they may actually be laughed all the way out of car laughed all the way out of congress jesus 20 billion dollars in damages you know for a little broke-ass state that's only good for what can be dragged gouged cut blasted and bombed out of it subject line gravity from george and course gold like in the movie we've already junked up lower

earth orbit so much that will be seeing collisions that may endanger other spacecrafts and or people on the ground and they're letting musk make it so much worse and George we're finding out now that it's already so much worse. Some, some, some manifestation of this is probably a big part of how Leon Scum stole 2024. And you know, with Leon Scum, it's not ideological so much as it is, well, tell Michael I always liked him, it was only business. Because Leon Scum still hasn't figured out that they don't put U-Hauls behind her. and somehow or another he thinks he's going to create a population of super dwebes who can then go on and populate the moon and then go on and populate marred dude's a weirdo to see where to go next by the way

we're we're almost two hours into the program this one's flying by too um if you'd like to get in on the conversation feel free eight four four eight four three four six seven 6-844 the horn or over on discord you can always get in via the old holler tree and you're welcome there oh we've got a little bit more coverage on nitwit nero's physical today now wait before we go there let's go let's do a little backgrounder starlink Jeremy and Vermont notes it's a percentage of Starlink satellites that never obtain full orbit and fall back

to Earth within days or weeks. It's no small percentage. I want to say I heard up to a third fallout of orbit. Yeah, I've read that along the way too. And I wonder if those just get up long enough to do their dirty deeds and then burn up on re-entry and, you know, take all the data with them.

Wouldn't that be curious? Oh my gracious. My goodness. gracious. This is huge, y'all. I've just got a message from an anonymous friend of the program who said, in the name of free speech, I pledge a thousand bucks. So, wow, I can't do a thousand of them, but you get the idea.

So that takes us down to 4105 even. Don't even think about it, Jeremy. yeah that's a big deal that gets us in that gets us within striking distance for the rest of the week of halfway funding may thank you so much thank you if anybody wants to jump on the bandwagon with that one it surely would be helpful we know for a fact jeremy says that two fell out of orbit the day after the twenty twenty four elections. Oh, curiouser and curiouser, said Alice. But back to nitwit Niro's physical today. Over at Chicken Noodle News, hard-hitting television broadcast journalist and publisher of books with information in them that could have been helpful to the American people sometime a while

back, but never mind. Jake Tapper interviewed Jeffrey Kulman. He is at one point in time. He was a White House physician, wrote a book on presidential health care, and he had some thoughts to share earlier today about the well-being, perhaps, of Don Snorlioni. Well, for the past decade, we've seen from both administrations and also the White House physicians, denial, delusion, deceit, and delay. And my bar is pretty low. Just be truthful and be transparent. What evaluation did you did, did you do, and what were the results? So that's what we should expect. The patient can say whatever they want. That's just their political rhetoric, but a physician who has a medical license that signs a piece of paper,

they do not have a license for a poetic license. They need to tell the truth to the American people. One of the things that has concerned me about the White House physician, both the current one and under the previous president, is that sometimes they list some medications that the president is taking, but not all of them. Another one is that sometimes they don't give tests to the president, perhaps because they don't want the results to be known. Well, I think that the information, if we say it nicely, is incomplete.

What they should address to an 80-year-old are the big three. Advanced age is the number one risk factor for cardiovascular disease, for cancer, and for neurodegenerative disease. So for an 80-year-old, it is not acceptable to say, here's a blood pressure, here's an EKG. They should be assessing his cardiac function, anatomic, or functional. For example, we see that he walks up long stairs on Air Force One, that's commendable, or we see that he walks across the south lawn to the helicopter. Again, those are average fitness scores for an 80-year-old American male about a VO2 max of 22. To actually have fitness that's above average, they should do objective testing like a treadmill, like a treadmill. a stress test, a cardiac imaging of the heart, the coronary arteries, the calcium score,

ultrasound of the valves and not just say normal, but they should say, here's the ejection fraction, here's the function of the four valves, and they are not even listing the different tests that he's had. The previous president did not take any sort of cognitive test, we're told. Trump, on the other hand, often brags about acing cognitive tests. In an interview with New York Magazine back in January, he told him. Hold the damn phone, Jake Tapper. The previous president, what if you've been forbidden by the suits from saying Joe Biden?

Honest to Jesus. This man is an embarrassment to anything resembling journalism. And you know why Joe Biden didn't take any cognitive. because his physicians didn't see fit to offer him any. Maybe, Jake, you might want to catch up with your former colleague, Jim Acosta, who in speaking with a physician, the physician noted, you don't give the Montreal cognitive assessment to someone unless they're displaying signs of needing it.

And Biden didn't. Oh, how quickly we forget. Joe Biden was out riding bicycles when nitwit Niro was trembling at the prospect of walking down a gentle slope. Biden was going out for ice cream with his family when Nittwit Niro was afraid to go and honor the fallen Marines from the Battle of the Ardennes because he was afraid he'd get his hair wet. I hate this shit. Talked about a health issue. His father had, quote, at a certain age, about 86, 87, he started getting, what do they call it? Trump pointed to his forehead and looked to his press secretary for the word that escaped him.

Alzheimer's, press secretary Caroline Levitt said. Like an Alzheimer's thing, Trump said, well, I don't have it, unquote. Yeah, my dad had what? Can't remember. Alzheimer's, sir. Well, I, well, I, eh. I don't have it. The president turns 80 next month. Is Alzheimer's something he would be genetically at risk for because of his father having it? Well, Alzheimer's, and there's many other forms of dementia, as well as mild cognitive impairment.

It's multifactorial that genetics pays a part. Also, we're learning more and more lifestyle plays a part. the screening test that he has taken the Montreal cognitive. I hate the way they edit these clips sometimes. Is he at risk for Alzheimer's? Cut the clip! Don't let him hear that part. Kind of makes you wonder what he said.

Do we really, but I mean, is it Alzheimer's? I don't know. It could be any number, as the physician said, of dementia-related illnesses. But there was enough coming out of today to make it weird. And, of course, after he went to... I've been to Walter Reed, and once again, I have perfect health. Perfect. Believe me. Perfect.

Just finished my six months physical at Walter Reed Military Medical Center. Everything checked out perfectly. Thank you to the great doctors and staff heading back to the White House. Jesus. One individual, however, said that it seemed something other than as routine as he put forward. You know, we've spent a lot of time on this program talking about the 25th Amendment. Is he afraid that if he went public or that even if his cabinet found out about it, that there was something desperately wrong with him, say that his brain was Swiss-cheased by the spirited?

that come with tertiary neurocophilus from back in the 80s when he was enduring his sexual Vietnam, as he told Howard Stern. One person pointing out, you know, a routine physical doesn't last more than half the day. He was at Walter Reed for most of the day. And you know, it's Walter Reed, and nobody's going to be in front of him in the line. You know, I recently had a nuclear stress test and all told I was there for about five hours because there are other people in front of me. And that's okay. But they don't do that to the president of the United States. Now, on, say, since I just went through one, on a nuclear stress test, they, in a nuclear stress test, they, in a,

inject you with the dye and then they, you know, they get you hooked up to the IV. They inject you with the die. You go and you sit in the waiting room for a while. Then they come back in and take you to the seat there, the imaging machine. Then they take you back out. Then you sit and you wait a little while longer. Then they take you back in and they give you the drug that makes your blood pressure fall through the floor and it's creepy, but it only lasts a couple of minutes. And they monitor your heart rhythms and whatnot and send you back out and you wait a little bit more and then you come back

and you go back into the imaging machine again and it's about a two-hour process that's a nuclear stress test echocardiogram took about an hour so that's three what else Doppler's

you know sonograms of his cancels MRIs of his Swiss-cheased brain CTs of his bowels MRI of his bowels to find out how far the self-in-pooping

has advanced that's a day and none of those things are generally speaking routine one individual Amy Siskin said imagine if this were Biden God Jake Tapper hard-hitting television journalist would be standing on his desk and screaming or else quietly scribbling notes and seeing if he could get a comment from George fucking Clooney.

I thought it was interesting that the doctor in the clip mentioned putting him on a treadmill. Actually, when I was there having my nuclear stress test, they explained that they don't use treadmills at all anymore, except for people that the insurance company won't cover the medication stress test. because they then made sense to me. The technician said, listen, the risk of sudden cardiac death on the treadmill is considerably higher than it is with you sitting right here in the chair where we can take care of you. Like I said, made sense to me. Oh, but no, he's, it was perfect. I had a perfect.

Do you think they tell him it's perfect when it's not just because no one can tell the emperor? that his new clothes are actually a matter of him being naked? I mentioned earlier the piece that came out from Rick Wilson. I didn't get to, but in that he also added, this is the most dishonest White House about the President's physical condition since Edith Wilson was forging her stricken husband's signature behind the curtains in 1919. The parallel is not casual.

The memos, the excellent health, the sharpest present in American history, the careful staging the cover-up of Trump's diminished physical and mental capacity isn't coming. The cover-up is already running. Caroline, leave it alone. Stephen Chung, and the rest of the White House noise machine have lied to the media for years about Trump's condition and never once been held to account. Wilson went on and said genuine power doesn't need to be advertised this loudly. The frantic escalating, almost pornographic self-celebration is the tell. It's a confession in plain sight. the man building his mausoleum while he's still alive is the man who knows he's running out of road. So here we are. A 79-year-old man, Wilson says, swollen of extremity and bruised of hand,

looking like the victim of a zombie bite by denying it until he turns, shuffling between Walter Reed and a half-built ballroom nobody asked for with an approval rating in freefall, a base finally asking quiet questions about grocery prices, a press corps too cowed to say out loud with, they all know, an o'clock, biological, cultural, and political, that he cannot bully into stopping. He's not coming back from this. There's no third act. There's only the long, undignified, makeup-smeared decline of a man and a movement whose moment has passed, narrating itself ever more loudly into an emptier hall, a frowsy barfly of a man, replaying past glories that never happened and hoping you won't notice the bad wig.

hell of a writer, Rick Wilson. But I think he's overall correct in that regard. And we, as citizens, we the people, have the right to ask questions like, really. I mean, we joke about on the day it finally happens. But my God, can you imagine how dangerous the maggots will be in that moment? they'll be like a coiled rattlesnake and Bobby Kennedy won't go and pick it up pick it up Bob no do it go ahead you remember the spasms that uh they had they had the maggots over chuckles kirk yeah well uh recently a woman who

lives of TikTok celebrated for having gotten fired a state employee a game biologist I think down in Florida she was fired for saying that she had checked in on the whales after the assassination of Chuckles Kirk and that the whales were extending their condolences and then she said nah just kidding the whales care as much about this as Charlie Kirk cared about children being murdered in their school at their school desks. Yeah. She got fired for that.

Chia Rat Chick, lives of TikTok, celebrated merrily. I love a happy ending, though, because that Florida state government employee just got a half a million dollar settlement

for having been unjust terminated for having the temerity to comment on the death of an ignorant, racist, piece of crap. Good for her. Die mad about it, Chia Rat Check. So, like I said, stress lines open, Discord lines open if you'd like to get involved in the conversation. And since we were talking about hospitals, how about this? Mount Sinai Health System in New York. York is world famous but we're finding out now first of all we found out about dr. Jess Ting who became a rock star surgeon for his technique in doing sex reassignment

surgery on trans people but he was also a general plastic surgeon as well and he had just a Jim Dandy relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. At one point in time, Ting was even making house calls for medical consults at Epstein's homes with an email in the files of Ting describing Epstein as a VIP and for Mr. Epstein, anything is possible. At one point, someone said, could you, perform procedure at 10 p.m.

and Dr. Jess Ting said, yes, see you then. Gotta wonder what fringe benefits Jess Ting was getting. I feel sorry for any trans person who ever went to

him because it's obvious he's a creep. But that's not all. Mount Sinai is up to its eyeballs in Epstein. And they even did it after he was, after he became a convicted sex predator. Some doctors even went as far as getting on the plane and flying to Epstein Island for consultations.

Among other people who get frequent mention in the Epstein files is Glenn Dubin. Glenn Dubin is a hedge fund manager. Are we surprised? He sits on the board of trustees of the Mount Sinai Health System and even has a breast cancer center named after him because he was the lead founder. By the way, Dubin is now married to Epstein's ex-girlfriend, Eva Anderson Dubin. She used her influence. her access to get special treatment from Mount Sinai.

She got a 24-7 emergency room contact number in Tweek, 2013, from Robin Solomon, who headed trustee services at Mount Sinai. Solomon said, All he has to say is he's a friend of yours and everyone's great. Doctors are rushing to tell anyone who will listen. I didn't know about this. I had no knowledge of this whatsoever. I'm shocked.

Shocked, I tell you. At least one doctor. anonymously is demanding that the hospital changed the Dubin breast center to something else and fire the doctors who were within Jeffrey Epstein's orbit and make sure that there's no connection whatsoever between the Dubin family and Mount Sinai ever, ever, ever again, amen forever and anon, that doctor said, I think they're just focused on the money and not upsetting people in power. Well, it's about par for the course, considering everything that Jeffrey Epstein did, because

the people who were silent were the people who were in power and whom he could provide benefits to. At one point in time, another of his girlfriend's Karina Shuliac got rejected for a dental residency at Mount Sinai. And he forwarded the rejection to the aforementioned Robin Solomon who said, I'm going to call my contact tomorrow and get her interviewed. Well, money gets you a lot of access. Apparently, Dubin gave over 300 grand to Mount Sinai organizations,

and 125 grand of that went directly to the Dubin Breast Center. And talk about brass. Again, convicted in 2008, by 2013, Mrs. Anderson Dubin was pitching to Jeffrey Epstein the idea that he should fund, oh my God, he should fund post-surgery recovery rooms for women. And she said, we could call it the Epstein floor for women. And no kidding, a year later. according to CNN. A year later, Mrs. Anderson Dubin,

well, having suggested the Epstein floor for women, the hospital officials actually talked about putting up a plaque at the Dubin Breast Center. In honor of Jeffrey Epstein, CNN says, it's not clear if this plaque ever went up. You're a news organization. get a camera and go to the Dubin Breast Center, walk in, and find out. Aye, aye, aye.

Meanwhile, Mount Sinai is presently investigating itself and saying not a damn thing. Jesus. Tomorrow marks the publication of a new rule. A notice of rule change will be made by, public tomorrow with a 30-day public comment period, the U.S. Office of Personnel Management at nitwit Nero's insistence trying to force every federal worker in the entire United States of America to sign an NDA, a non-disclosure agreement. You know, tigers don't change their stripes and neither do skunks. And an old dog uses the same old tricks.

classic Trump behavior. It's not like somebody just came up with this by themselves. And it goes back to what Rick Wilson was saying, what I was saying. He knows he's on the way out. He knows he's not going to live as long as his father. And so he's trying to shut down even the ability of history to judge him. So the Federal Register published Confidential government information non-disclosure agreement, agency, Office of Personnel Management, Action, Notice with Request for Comment.

The form is intended to document federal employees' acknowledgement of and agreement to comply with current legal obligations to safeguard non-public safeguard. Confidential or proprietary information created or obtained through their official duties while expressly preserving the right to make disclosures authorized by law. OPM believes that a government-wide NDA form will promote consistency across government, better protect confidential information, and better inform federal employees of their rights and obligations regarding confidential information. Jesus. So basically, he wants to put a bag over the heads of every federal worker in the country. and of course the OPM using as its rationale say that well you know we've had some leaks

those leaks put the lives of members of the armed forces at risk leading news organizations to delay publishing what they knew to avoid endangering U.S. troops oh for fucks and of course the question is is it legal and the consensus seems to be that no it is not but

of course this maladministration operates on the ancient principle of it is easier to ask forgiveness than permission. So here we are. From Wave the Sear, so maybe I'm a time traveler. County rocks. Howdy Wave. Just wandering onto our first name Storm, Arthur, I had a conversation with my sister, the newly married Madam Shaw, and I said, he's going to be dead soon, and it's going to be a mess. I have a pretty observable theory that most die on their birthday, June 14th. So, the countdown starts now.

Go by. Bottled water, Wave says. Canned meats or maybe oatmeal. Prepare like you would, a wildfire, hurricane, or blizzard. It's going to be a hot mess.

What will set them off is the food, the laughing, and the dancing. Keep your head on a swivel. Be well. Yeah, bottled fresh water. I mean, yeah, it is. It's like preparing for a hurricane or up here where I am, where we are, preparing for a big winter storm. Make sure you got plenty of bottled water.

Make sure you've got food that won't go bad. In my case, that's – I lean heavily into beans and rice. Canned chicken stock, canned beef stock. But yeah, wave, you're right. What will set them off is the food, the laughing, and the dancing. And so while I've joked about my red dress and my black fishnets and my matching red heels, I don't necessarily know that that's good. Cynthia's theory, Cynthia's idea may be better.

Just stay behind closed doors and lock all your doors and windows and pop open that bottle of champagne and enjoy a little bubbly. I wonder how long it will take. for history to catch up with all of this. And of course, all of these things, every time he gets handed his ass by some federal or state judge, it's always, you know, maybe by a micron or something like that, it loosens up that little piece of plaque, a little bit more.

And so earlier today, a U.S. District Judge in New York, blocked an attempt by nitwit Nero to stifle free speech at the United States Military Academy at West Point the Black Knights of the Hudson there was an exhibit an executive order recently lately

and it forbids West Point quote from promoting advancing or otherwise inculcating un-American divisive discriminatory radical extremist and irrational theories, including but not limited to the notion, quote, that America's founding documents are racist or sexist. Jesus, all you got to do is read them. The merciless Indian savages in the Declaration of Independence, that one always sticks out in my mind.

The three-fifths clause of the Constitution? the utter erasure of women in the civic life of this country. So we've got racist and we've got sexist. And it's all over the place. A civilian professor at West Point named Tim Backen brought the lawsuit and a W appointee, Kathy Seibel, a district judge, slammed the goons saying West Point cadets are not snowflakes who will somehow be harmed by learning about controversial issues and then issued a preliminary injunction against the Department of the Army to prevent them from enforcing the order.

West Point is an elite institution of higher learning. How is one supposed to be effective as a commissioned officer in the United States Army if one does not get as broad an education as possible? Think about that line. Think about that line from Patton, those of you who are old enough to have seen the movie. A delighted Patton sitting watching Rommel's Africa Corps move into the trap that he had set for him. and then he springs the trap and he's and and he he declares Romel you magnificent bastard I read your book well under this rule a young cadet George Patton would not be allowed to read Romel's book because arguably it would fall within

un-American divisive discriminatory radical extremist or irrational theories I mean you can say that about fascism, but we're talking about this DoD run by that DUI hire, and I'm sure mine conf is cool, cool, but not Tony Morrison's the bluest eye. Hell, Shelby Foote's three-volume anthology, the history of the Civil War may be forbidden. Because even Shelby Thorpewit. acknowledges the grave evil of slavery. Could West Point cadets learn about the formation of the state of

West Virginia? Because this state was created out of a desire by Abraham Lincoln and his cabinet to stick a finger deep into the eye socket of Bobby Lee and the filthy racists over in the oldie dominion. And so, thank you, Your Honor. Thank you, Judge Seibel. Stoke the stroke, Your Honor. Stoke the stroke. You know, we've only got this term, or the remainder of this term of Congress, to despise Nancy Hatchet-face Mace, but at least she's giving us the opportunity.

She's introduced some legislation. It will go nowhere. She's running for governor of South Carolina. I will be simply amazed, even in that maggot, the shithole state, if, you know, they elect her governor. But she introduced legislation that would forbid any naturalized citizen of the United States from holding office. I suspect there are many, but, you know, everything but the presidency. She ran over to X and said in an experiment,

if you were not born in America, you should not hold power in our government and of story. In the United States, if you've been a citizen for nine years or more, you can run for the United States Senate. Fortunately, there were people out there ready, willing, and able to clap back against Hatchet Face Mace. One of them was Representative Delia Ramirez. she said in response to a question from Midas touch, what do you make of this bill from Nancy Mace? This is anapobic born in the USA bill. And Representative Ramirez simply responded,

Nancy Mace is a racist, unstable individual who should not be taken seriously. I find it fascinating that she is coming after members on the Democratic side, and I think she forgot that she has a number of Republicans who are also not born here. I'd be interested to know what Carlos. Jimenez and others think about it. Jimenez being a maggot legislator

who was born in Cuba. Oh, hell! Never mind him. If we're going to wonder, let's speculate about what Raphaelito Eduardo Cruz, the anointed booger-eaten future king of America thinks about it. So like I said,

we don't have that much more time to despise her. So let's take every opportunity we get. And going back a few days, let's pop in just because it's always fun to do. Let's pop in with the ladies of the view who were not thrilled

when they found out about NITWITNRO's slush fund. No. Like I said, it's always enjoyable. And then to see the former maggots trying to just soften the blow a little bit. It's funny, I saw a headline earlier today that ABC Disney is now positioning the FCC to be recognized as a legitimate news program. That's their pushback against Brandon Carr because he's mad at them for having had James Talarico on. that January 6th rioters are already lining up to collect.

Here's what Officer Hodges had to say yesterday. Take a look. These people, they should not be rewarded by the government for their attempt to overthrow the government. They tried to stop the peaceful transfer of power. They wanted to assassinate the vice president. They assaulted me and my colleagues. They instilled fear and terror and members of Congress. the staff, congressional staff, there's no reason that the government should be giving these people money.

So many of them pled guilty in a court of law, and they had very fair trials. I was there. Now, some Republicans are uncomfortable with the settlement, but administration officials, and you know who, yeah, they're still trying to sell y'all on this insanity. Take a look. The Biden administration was horrible in terms of what they've done, people it was the most violent thing I've ever seen in politics. Would you be okay with people who were convicted of hurting police getting taxpayer money? Just to be clear, people that hurt police get money all the time. It sends a signal, hey, go breach the Capitol, destroy the building,

assault police officers, you may even get compensated for some day. That's absurd. When are you making this $1.7 billion fund for, you know, part of the... We're going to try to kill it. You're going to try and kill it? Yeah, we're trying to unpack exactly, you know, what the legal machinations are, but can't do that. So I just want to give you this information. Seven people, let's not forget, seven people died in relation to January 6th. Three of them were police officers. Approximately 140 police officers were injured.

Officers suffered traumatic brain injuries, lacerations, crust spinal discs, and were repeatedly exposed to chemical sprays. Remember, people got spray with that bear spray, and now some have post-traumatic stress. disorder and this is the part I want you to really absorb. In addition, the attack cost US, the US, 2.7 billion in taxpayer funds to address things like the millions and damages to the capital, security needs, investigations, and now they are asking us to pay that very people who cost us that money to begin with. So are you, do you,

think more Republicans are going to speak out against this, this insanity? No. Well, to put, you don't? Really? They're not. Why would they? They're right in his orbit. They only want to please, dear leader. This guy, the former proud boys, leader, Al Uiqé Torres, who directed the proud boys to assault the government. He received a 22-year sentence for seditious conspiracy, and he expects you get between two and five million dollars in compensation. What about the Manson family? Why don't we give them money? I mean, there are so many criminals who deserve to get paid.

Well, and to put it into terms that I would hope that folks on the right would understand is I remember in 2020, Republicans were big mad that Kamala Harris tweeted out that people should give money to the Minnesota Freedom Fund, which essentially offered cash bail for people who participated in the Black Lives Matter protests. People were saying that's bailing out people who destroyed property, who may have assaulted police officers. Don't you love how this former maggot administration member has that in the front of her mind? It was a big, very limited destruction. It was a very significant rallying call on the right.

And I do think it hurt Kamala Harris's chances in 2020 in that election. She ultimately dropped out. This is that on steroids. We saw with our own eyes what happened at the Capitol. We know that people were not just charged. They were convicted of assaulting police officers. They've since had their sentences commuted or been parted by the president, but now they're going to get financial compensation. Like, make that make sense to me.

We have to try to be a little more consistent. But I actually do think this is going to be blocked. I think either by the courts or by Congress. When you have a number of House members, Brian... Aw, sweet summer child, do you think it's going to be blocked by the courts? And you think it won't find its way onto the emergency shadow, pocket? And you think that Fappy and Sammy Bad Breath and Ann's boy Neil, fat boy Neil and beer boofing brat and his law clerk squeam and quiff and the handmade? What? They're going

to say, no, no, this is too much. Brian Fitzpatrick, who we showed. He's a Republican who serves in a district that Kamala Harris won and that Joe Biden won. This is somebody who has a tough re-election ahead and he has an incentive to try to stop the craziest ideas that are going through Washington. I just think we need to make it clear that there can be no comparison between the Black Lives Matter movement and what we saw on January 6th. I just want to make that clear. And that's not the suggestion that we did just be outraged on one. I know that wasn't your suggestion, but, you know, people that watch our show take away different things. So I just want to make that part clear. There were very limited destruction of property.

and violence during the uprising, the Black Lives Matter Uprising, and no threats to the president. No threats to the president. Probably disagree on property damage, but we don't need to relitigate six years ago. But the other thing I will say is that in terms of the January 6th, insurrectionists and rioters, it was 100% convictionary. None of the appeals were successful,

and so those were adjudicated properly. And what is interesting to me about- Can you explain adjudication, please? Adjudication means... It went through the court. It went through all the court system, and none of the appeals were successful. So they were found guilty. They were put in prison.

Their appeals were unsuccessful, and the system worked. Because a lot of people are saying, well, they were wrongfully convicted, including the president. And that's just not true. The other thing that I will say about this is what is interesting is that President Trump sued the IRS through his own Justice Department. And the head of the Justice Department at this point was his former. personal attorney. So the federal judge in Florida, which is a district that is, you know, his place, his district, it's a red district. It's a red district. That federal judge issued an order in that case against the IRS saying, you know what? In federal court, you have to have opposition.

You have to have opposing parties. And I don't see that here. So she ordered, issued an order saying that on May 20th, she wanted everybody to brief her, write down, what the legal arguments were, and she was going to hold a hearing on May 27th, because I suspect she was going to throw out that case. That was a winnable case. You know what the Attorney General did, the acting attorney general? They settled the case before it even got adjudicated in court. Oh, anybody remember CBS capitulating to nitwit Nero in a civil suit in a case that CBS would have won going away? How about how about the mouse? or the rat, ABC, hanging out George Snuffel Up against a dry and settling a case that

that Nitwit Niro couldn't have won in a million goddamn years. A million juries would never have come back with a financial award for that. It's SOP, it's standard operating procedure. Only this is, this is so creepy. Jesus, you think maybe given a, the story we had earlier today about Todd Blanchie having defrauded some clients who are not appreciative of the fact that they're now doing federal time. I think maybe he might get a little sweetening out of the deal. I wouldn't, I wouldn't bet against that, y'all.

1.7 billion, Matt and San Francisco said Trump's taking it all, motherfucker. Yeah. No, Enrique Tario, you ain't getting shit. none of these chuds are getting anything it's all going into his pocket i don't know maybe it can be a a maya culpa wedding gift for traitor tot for having missed his wedding and you know in light of the out of the clear blue nowhere uh perfect physical that he had today maybe that's another reason he couldn't go to the bahamas pure speculation but maybe maybe maybe he's closer than we think and meanwhile the jd egg is sitting back there going please please please not before january 21st 2027 not before january 21st 27 please i want two and a half terms because the jd egg

thinks that he's a shoe in but if it happens before january the 20th 2027 then the jd egg can only fill a serve out this term plus one more of his own because anything more than a half a term is counted as a term within presidential succession uh let's see one more story to round things out here comes out of north carolina you know this this this business we get you know maybe something this this this outrage or or or that obscenity will finally break the maggots free. There will be a little discord here and there. A little bit of disagreement.

But again, you cannot challenge any element of the orthodoxy. So now, maggots in the North Carolina legislature and how I wish I was kidding, but I'm not. Where to go? Well, Republicans in North Carolina have introduced the bill to make it legal to use deadly force to prevent a woman from getting

an abortion. Let that sink in. Good Lord. I'm trying to find some details on it. It's House Bill 1232. Maggots Keith Kidwell and Ben T. Moss, Jr., want to amend the state constitution to state that human life begins at the moment of fertilization.

The amendment would declare that a fetus is an individual person. Destruction of a fertilized egg would be first-degree murder, and a person has the right to defend the life of another, including a fetus, even with deadly force if deemed necessary. This is declaring open season on women's health care, and women ourselves. What a horror.

But how typical? Meanwhile, the corporate media in North Carolina stand are saying that that's not really true. The proposed legislation is more than a year old

and died in committee. Well, the story, that part comes from 2022, the bill has been reintroduced as a constitutional amendment. It's never a good idea to take at face value any claim that, oh, no, that's not really what it is. They'd never do that. The entire fetal personhood scam is a longstanding grift inside the the the the the the the fetus fetish industry her i plead not guilty by reason of defense of

human life my wife said she was having a miscarriage and i done put a bullet through her brain she was trying to get rid of the baby now nitwit nero of course is attacking other republicans as well as some democrats uh he went went to tripe social and said, It is critically important that the CFTC's exclusive authority over prediction markets is maintained and that they will thrive. Under my leadership, we're setting rules of the road that are the gold standard for the states. We cannot have scum like Chris Christie, Latisha James, Tim Walves, and J.B. Pritzker, setting the rules, other countries are after this new former financial market and we want to remain at the top.

Which is just another way of saying, I got people betting on the prediction markets, and I tell them everything. And we're making a fortune. And from Jimmy and the Great Northwest, that sick amendment, they know what they want. So kill the mother and the unborn child. Or even better, kill the obstetrician. See how it works. And from Matt in San Francisco, Roxanne. J.D. Egg, I think it will happen. I'll be surprised if it doesn't go down exactly how you describe.

The Dems will say, hmm, we had a failure of imagination. By the time they gather themselves, we'll be in our fifth year of a 15-year-long authoritarian hold-on power. Girl, I think I have a new kink. Oh, dear. I watched a Netflix documentary on Hitler's Rise to Power, presented step by step, as the timeline unfolded and how people slowly adjusted to every evil step we're in so much fucking trouble we need a national strike we need something i don't know what but these people are not going to stop until they have everything and the rest of us are dead or impoverished to the point of no return sign matt in san francisco pray of fucking sunshine it's exactly what bruce used to say all

those years ago that republicans will not be happy until we're all sitting freezing in the and shitting in a bucket. It's their dream. And they, they meanwhile, will live in their bubble cities or whatever, where their water isn't polluted, and their air isn't poisoned. Well, yeah, sure, Randy Radar, back to the fertilized egg business in North Carolina, Stan, probably makes nearly every woman into a murderer because not all fertilized eggs implant. Can you say legal absurdity? Sure, knew you could. That's the whole point, Randy. Every woman is a potential criminal, and the only way to stop it is to have absolute control over our bodies. This is some Gilead shit. This is some of Donald shit. This is the Handmaid's Tale, right here before our very eyes. And by the way,

way right now we've talked mainly about polymarket and cal sheet going back to the whole that whole gambling scam his family's been glomming on to prediction markets the consumer financial trade commission approved polymarket only after Donald Trump Jr. through a company called Seeking Alpha got an investment, or I'm sorry, 1789 Seeking Alpha reported it. And then Trader Tott and Eric the Dumber founded something, an offshoot of Gemini. We're going to wind up having to gamble on whether we can get out the door alive.

I'm right there with you, Matt. Jesus. well that's the program that's this titanic tuesday thanks everybody uh... thanks to thanks to you all for helping to uh... stand in the breach of the financial hole where we find ourselves thank you so so much

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human rights and environmental justice in appalachia and a proud union shop by the way on the way out the door darrell and houston says fetus fetishists. How would the women hating scum like it if it were proposed to perform vasectomies on all children born male as soon as practical as a means to give women control of when and if they choose to have children? Yes, I know it's a run-on sentence. Oh, don't police your own grammar, Darrell. No, there's so many ways to make it real to them, but the thing is there's no, there's not an entire industry pushing for it like the fetus fetish industry. You know, every now and then a legislator can stand up in some state and say, I'm proposing a bill to make sure that before a man can get his little blue pill prescription, he has to wait a day and watch a movie about getting women pregnant.

Because that's the thing. If you watch the ads, and this causes great consternation to people like Snake Handling Bobby. Jesus, we used to joke on prayer meeting Wednesday about snake handlers. Now we've got one running the Department of Health and Human Services. Upon my soul. It's amazing. But he's terribly worried because a lot of the boner pills are going to the 30-something guys who have abused this and that to the point that, well, they can't get a stiffy. and they're being marketed to for all these companies are worth when they can't why can't they

just learn to love their bodies the way God made them anyway stay safe y'all everything out there is potentially fraught with peril now and and of course if nitwit Nero comes babbling towards you but I had a perfect physical today it took all day long but it was a perfect wing avoid him like the plague because he is and always always always wayne and gina it's all for you later