Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-On With Roxanne Kincaid, 28 August 2026, Friday-On-a-Quiet Porch
Episode Date: August 29, 2026Take a breath and enjoy the weekend. But first, Friday! ICE still torturing, Nero still Nit-witting, MAGATS still-preying-on-the-dead. I hate it when the MAGAT Media crowns a new boogie-man: Haaaaaa...aasan CHOP Piker. Who tf does he think he is, Kemal atta-Dweeb? I can still remember chatting with his uncle at a DC bar, We were both there on the same nickel. He was as interesting as a gently stewed stalk of celery. Apparently, it's a family trait.
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The password is convict.
Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain,
its head-on with Roxanne Kincaid.
Three hours of cussin and discussing
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And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is, Roxanne Kincaid.
Well, howdy.
And here we go.
Off and running for this, the final Friday of August, 2006.
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Hi, Ralphs.
I hope you're having a good Friday.
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$25 donation if one such is made today.
So love you right back, Charlie.
Thank you very much.
So that means there's $100 in challenge money on the table.
And that would get us down to, let's see, we're at 1895,
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Thank you so much.
Thank you so very much indeed.
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We've got the tax monkey and the terrified chihuahua off our backs,
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So, all told, if we brought in between now and Monday something like,
if we got it down to say 695,
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um let me see here oh gosh stand by just a second please i'm sorry
sorry about that uh that's two days in a row um oh thank you jeremy
i'm sending a photograph along you've been mooned uh check this out yes i caught it last night
uh the uh oh the solar eclipse and a plane flying in front of oh that's oh that's so cool pink moon pink moon pink moon yep
thank you jeremy that's really cool and uh ralps said uh she'll add another twenty five dollars to the challenge
Jolene as performed by Dolly Parton and Pentatonics.
They're very good. Let me see. Yeah, this is great.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene is beyond compare with flaming locks of urban hair, ivory skin and I
smile is like a breath of spring, your voice is soft like summer rain. I cannot come.
you in his sleep there's nothing i can do to keep from crying easily i'm going to take my man means to me
joke me oh that gives me chills that was awesome thank you ralves thank you so uh that means
a hundred and twenty five dollars in challenges are on the table and that well uh to get on down by
let's see uh let's see 1895 1695 1695 1645 1645 1645 1645
if we knock all of that down.
And thank you,
thank you, Charlie.
Thank you so much.
O'Kidok.
Sorry, I'm getting messages here,
and I'm trying to deal with a question
to which I do not necessarily have a ready answer.
But with that, hmm, this is funny,
with that gorgeous rendition of Jolene,
it reminded me of something.
Dolly once said that she entered a Dolly Parton look-alike contest
and lost to a drag queen.
Dolly did love her drag queens,
and the LGBTQ community loved her right back.
But with the news of her passing,
CNN screwed up because, well, CNN.
And they actually ran a picture of a drag queen dressed up as Dolly instead of running a picture of Dolly.
So she loved to laugh and she got the last one, it appears, at the expense of none other than chicken noodle news.
So where do we begin?
We talked in the last couple of days about the fact that there may be,
they may not be in the news quite as much as we expected,
or quite as much as they were, say, last summer.
But the ice goons are still wreaking havoc and horror from sea to shining sea
and across the fruited plain.
and this is as big a horror as anything we have seen.
This has to do with a man named Etonosa Ossahan, 49 years old,
and completely legally inside the United States with a green card and everything.
He's been in the United States since 2002.
using the same convention against torture that we mentioned in regard to the man who these filthy fascists are trying to,
they tried to dump in Guatemala, tried to dump in Mexico, and against, well, and ICE eventually getting an injunction filed against them.
Well, something similar happened to Etnosah-Ossahan.
They gave him convention against torture status, the immigration judge did, over the fact that he was twice tortured by Nigerian officials because at one point in time he was a member of Boko Haram.
They had hanged him from the ceiling, they had forced him to stare at the sun, and for 14 years he complied with every last,
requirement of
ice check-ins and what-not.
He married a woman in the United States.
They raised three
American children
and then the ice goons got hold of him
and with no legal right to do so
whatsoever. They ran him through
three separate countries
He's trying to cover his trail and eventually dumped him, Jesus, dumped him in Ghana.
Yeah.
It all happened starting this past May.
The ice goons sent a note to Mr. Ossahan.
They told him to show up for a routine medical.
update and once he got there
the ice goons
jumped
him, stripped him
of his phone,
refused to let
him speak to a lawyer,
clapped him in irons
and sent him through Texas, Miami,
Senegal, Cameroon
and eventually dumped him in Ghana.
The folks in Ghana
didn't want him so they
tried
to shove him toward Nigeria, literally, marching him on foot through the bush,
uh, across a, uh, across the border into Togo.
And it was in Togo that they dumped him by, literally by the side of the road with no way home.
When U.S. District Judge Michelle Williams court got wind of this entire filthy scheme,
you can't help but think, but wonder what.
of these ice goons would do if the same were done to them.
Maybe it should be.
She wrote,
The risk of harm shocks the conscience.
And Judge Michelle Williams Court
saw the direct parallel with Kilmar Abrago-Gargeo Garcia
and told the government to preserve all the records
and explained by September the 3rd,
that would be Thursday.
What steps, is that Thursday?
Let's just check here.
I want to make sure I get things right.
Yeah, Thursday, September the 3rd.
Yeah, explain what they're doing to bring him back home,
seeing as how they abducted him illegally.
And just like the man in Mexico, whom we discussed earlier,
he's in hiding.
He's dealing with malaria.
He can't speak the local tongue.
And because he is a former member of Boko Haram,
who has forsworned that disgusting organization's tenets,
well, he dare not be seen or identified,
because ICE, the goons, have already outed him on social media.
I hate this timeline.
Or maybe it's not the timeline.
maybe it's the people in this timeline.
Every time I see a story like this, I can't help thinking that the harshest imaginable punishments should be reserved for the animals who did this to him.
Good Lord.
And let's not hear anybody saying, well, you know, let's not America.
Yeah, that's the problem.
It is America.
It is America in 2026 under the boot heel of a demented, literally demented, vulgar, vile, filthy, narcissistic pedophile.
And from Tamara, ice goons, my God, Roxanne, I hadn't heard the story you're telling.
This is one of the, among the worst things I can imagine.
And the thing is, we've got two very similar cases, and that must mean there are ever so many more.
God alone knows how many people have been dumped in places like Rwanda, South Sudan, places where the ice goons themselves would not dare go for fear of losing their own shitty, miserable, worthless, misbegotten, best part of them ran down their mama's legs lives.
We don't have it.
We got some pretty nasty prisons in this country,
but we don't have a prison nasty enough to put these ice goons in.
It's too good for them.
Oh, Lord.
And from Sylvie.
Hi, Sylvie.
ICE is in Santa Fe.
They shot someone here recently.
Bastards.
Imagine they're looking for Hispanics in New Mexico.
That would be Nuevo Mexico.
Mm-hmm.
Whole state chocablo.
you know but the cruelty is the point the hatefulness is the purpose and then what I need to find
something that's not paywalled so I can check this out well yeah that looks like it's true
remember remember back in his heyday when Milo Ye and
was famous.
What did he call himself a dangerous F word?
But then he decided he was ex-gay and was no longer into guys.
Well, apparently, and Ralph's just sent this along,
Milo Yianopoulos
was
attacked and
abducted
by the ice goons
and there he was, Milo Yiannopoulos
hardcore
right wing
piece of shit
proud anti-feminist
proud Islamophob
proud xenophob
and a
hater of immigrants
and a full-throated supporter of the ice goons himself.
And well, here we are.
He is British, apparently.
And he was abducted by the ice goons yesterday in New Orleans.
They arrested him at Louis Armstrong, New Orleans International Airport on Friday.
That makes no sense.
Says they arrested, the story says they arrested him on Thursday in New Orleans
and then says that he was arrested at Louis Armstrong, New Orleans International Airport on Friday,
accused of entering the United States illegally in May 2019 through New York City.
Leopards eating people's faces.
He was a proud member of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party,
and then the Leopards came for his face.
A spokescriep for the Department of Homeland Security, which should be abolished,
said,
He chose to overstay his welcome in violation of our nation's laws.
Apparently, he had been hired by none other than the rapper, known as the, Y, E,
who was supposed to perform tonight.
in New Orleans?
Yeah.
At one point in time, Milo declared
zero immigration
for the next 20 years.
No ifs, no buts.
That was an excrement he posted to X last year.
During his salad days,
he penned
toxic, poisonous
screeds for none other than
that website that rhymes with light and fart.
Well, and it made somebody happy.
In particular, Laura Looney,
because, well, there aren't many people
with whom Laura Looney isn't feuding.
She said,
I was the first person to report on the fact
that Milo was in the U.S. illegally
where he incited violence against President Trump
and worked for Marjorie Trader Green.
It's all just a six, no offense to Mr. Bacon, but this is all just a venomous version of six degrees of Kevin Bacon, where everybody sooner or later winds up in the orbit of, every one of these maggots winds up in the orbit of either marginal trailer queen or Laura Looney, who really should spend more time suing her plastic surgeon than triping online.
And the hilarity of it all is that the maggot right at one point in time considered him a hero of free speech,
even as he was running around with nasty little Nazis.
And yeah, he did in fact intern for marginal trailer queen.
He ran the abortive presidential campaign,
the rapper formerly known as the
uh
Jesus
Christ
well gee milo
I hope it doesn't hurt too little
I'm sure they won't
I'm sure they won't put you in chains
and dump you somewhere in Ghana
or Cameroon or God
knows where to go
oh they won't do that to you because you're a nice
white boy
and of course
well
and you're
you're ex-gay and everything
I mean you've done
been converted and I'm sure you're just
crazy about girls now
oh Ralph's this
this timeline
Lord Mercy
and speaking of deportations
let's check in with Amanda Ungaro, Ungaro, Ungaro.
I think that's how I was corrected to pronounce it.
Amanda Ungaro.
She's 41 years old and, well, she has a long and probably not terribly pleasant association
with people like Paolo Zampoli.
And, you know, those bestie girlfriends, BFs F's, with,
none other than Melanoma Trump.
At one point in time, she noted that Melanoma's lawyers threatened her.
She was eventually deported from the United States.
And now she's telling a story about, and why not believe her,
a passport-selling scheme, a United Nations passport-selling scheme,
in which
well
in which a former member of the
former president of the UN General Assembly
was murdered
this was all published in
the Miami Herald
she did a live streamed interview
with a Brazilian journalist
once it was transcribed into English
that's when the Herald got hold of it.
It all has to do with the death of John Ash,
who was the President of the UN General Assembly.
She said that John Ash was killed by Chinese nationals
who were also involved in the UN passport selling scheme.
He died, according to the medical examiner.
in his New York home
when a barbell,
according to the medical examiner,
fell on his neck while he was lifting weights.
The Miami Herald said they had no way of corroborating the story,
but they did say that she's been in contact
with the House Oversight Committee's investigation into Jeffrey Epstein.
And of course, this is the same Amanda Ungerow,
who said that where Paolo Zampoly was concerned,
She had damaging information about him, not to mention nitwit, Nero, Melanoma Trump,
and, of course, their dear, dear, dear, dear friend, Jeffrey Epstein.
And that then precipitated the, still to this day, weird as shit, press conference that Melanoma called
and sent the Maggot White House into an absolute frenzy.
and she said that she was a UN ambassador to Grenada, Grenada.
Zamoli was the ambassador to Dominica, Islands in the Caribbean.
And, well, they swaned around with melanoma and cancels colligula for years until she finally got free of Zampoli in 2023.
and went on to say that Zampoli
sold diplomatic passports for $250,000 a pop
alongside people like the aforementioned John Ash
President, former President, dead of the UN General Assembly.
And it was Zampoli, she said,
who reported her to ICE, who then abducted her
because she was in a custody dispute with Zampoli over their teenage son.
Well, after months in a shithole ice concentration camp in Louisiana,
she was eventually deported to Brazil.
There's no end of all of this.
If there's something filthy, if there's something disgusting,
if there's something absolutely repulsive,
If you tug at that little thread long enough, eventually,
Orange Julius Gieser will look up and go late
when he feels the tug himself.
Not a lot of fun times over at Fox News TV Radio Rwanda of late.
Nitwit Niro got mad at Fox recently.
in particular one correspondent
Jonathan Hunt
Geezer disgust us went to
tripe social and
told Natalie
his diaper nanny
to tripe the following
Jonathan Hunt in Fox News did a
particularly inaccurate report
on the failing Islamic Republic
of Iran
I don't want to meet
they do
in fact they're begging
to make a deal
No, they're not.
They're going about the business of making separate piece
with places like Oman.
That's why Mitt Witt Nero threatened to bomb this shit out of Oman.
He couldn't find Oman on a map with both hands of GPS
and a pack of Mississippi prison hounds.
And then he said,
Brett Beyer should straighten out his flunkies for a change.
Because it's actually possible that,
The Fox News TV Radio Rwanda actually just reported the state of affairs.
But it was bad enough that Brett Baer, his own self, actually responded on air, chiding his orange daddy.
Ron, Jonathan Hunt did a story earlier in the show, and just moments ago, the president, I assume, while flying to Texas, he's just landed there, put out a truth social saying,
Jonathan Hunter Fox News did particularly inaccurate report on the failing Islamic Republic of Iran.
I don't want to meet. They do. In fact, they are begging to make a deal.
Brett Baer should straighten out his flunkies for a change.
First of all, Jonathan Hunt's not a flunky. He's a great reporter.
Second of all, Mr. President, we didn't say you wanted to meet.
In fact, we played a soundbite that you didn't want to meet, and there are no negotiations.
We said that Treasury Secretary Bessent is hoping to meet with G20 countries to increase the pressure on Iran.
and that Gulf State allies, including Qatar, are inside Tehran trying to get Iran to agree to concessions.
That's what it said.
Let's bring in our panel.
Yeah, never mind the panel, but that's a very fawning way to say,
try to keep up, Tangerine Tiberius.
Pay attention, will you?
Or maybe, maybe, because we don't really know how anything works anymore.
Maybe Natalie was watching and said,
Oh, Daddy, did you hear what they said about you, Daddy?
And that's how it evolved, because at this point in time,
that's probably a more likely scenario than him actually watching
and being able to comprehend anything on any cable news channel.
He's losing the power of...
What? Comprehension?
Yeah.
Somebody caught it.
Rie, Milo, the Camel Cardinal, says,
When you mentioned full-throated and Milo Yonopoulos in the same sentence,
did you actually mean to do that?
Well, I just salt these little Easter eggs in from time to time,
Brother Deacon, just to see if anybody's paying attention.
Hmm?
You were.
No surprise.
You always are.
you
you keep me honest
and by the way
the brother deacon is a bit
put out at me because
one of his
one of his
barbs
yesterday
didn't immediately catch my eye
damn you for totally
sidelining my
Ilhan O Musk joke
yesterday
Yeah, that was in regard to Leon Scum's shoot-staffel tequila bottles.
Ilhan O'Musk.
Workshop that one a little bit, would you, Brother Deacon?
Yeah.
And, of course, the password earlier today was convict.
At least it wasn't inept.
Nitwit Niro found out today that, yeah, he's...
He's still an ex-con or still a con.
He's still a convicted felon, 34 times over,
courtesy of an opinion by U.S. District Judge Alvin K. Hellerstein.
He's going to die trying to fight this, and he's going to die a convicted felon.
Of course, if we had a responsible multi-billionaire for-profit media,
like I said the other day, the first reference would be convicted felon,
President Donald Trump, but, well, it's a little too, that's a little too real for the New York Times or the Washington Post.
It might make Salzberger or the Bezoid have a sad.
But it's true and it's relevant.
Donald Trump remains the only convicted felon ever to occupy the Office of President of the United States.
and so what he was doing, what nitwit nearer was, his pettifoggers were doing in court today,
was trying to get the New York case in which he was convicted 34 times with the assistance of none other than Todd Blanchie,
his personal attorney, and he's still his personal attorney, as well as Emil Beauvais, accent grove over the E,
who's now a Third Circuit Court judge for the U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals,
once said sometimes you just have to tell the federal court to fuck off, or go fuck itself.
And of course, also with the incapable legal stylings of Alina Habana, Habana, Havena, Habana,
counsel for the parking garage, he was convicted in New York State Court, and this is an attempt
to move the case, which is already over and has been a judge.
full and final all the way up to and including our most puissant dread sovereign supreme Catholic majesties.
Well, he wants to move it to federal court and try it all over again
and claim presidential immunity.
That he had presidential immunity when he wasn't even president of the United States at all
and was trying to pay off and did pay off.
Stormy Daniels, who told stories about his little Mario Kart mushroom.
And so Judge Hellerstein, writing the opinion,
took note of nitwit Niro's own words,
hoisting him on his own pittard,
with his previous tripes and tweets
like one where he said
no one should quote
the services of Michael Cohen unquote
another praising Paul Manafort
who I guess is still out there somewhere
for refusing to break and make other stories
leading Judge Hellerstein to write the following
There is no way that discussions
regarding hush money payments to cover
up the president's relations with Stormy
Daniels could be an official act.
You'll notice he didn't even say
alleged. These are
proven acts.
They are
fact acts.
An affair or a cover-up
an affair is not
within the outer perimeter of the
president's official responsibilities.
And
Donald Trump wanting to take a second
bite at the apple
a result the law disfavors
by asking the federal court to step in after first pursuing appeals in state court
well
it ain't going to work
and then said and by the way
you were too late dumbass
quote
Trump's delay in filing for removal constitutes a quintessential strategic decision
the fact that he later came to view that decision as a poor one
is not sufficient by itself to establish cause.
In other words, I made a strategic decision
and it was a really stupid strategic decision
because I'm a really stupid man.
And in conclusion, Judge Hellerstein wrote,
The grounds for a second removal cited by defendant, Donald J. Trump,
are neither new nor legally sufficient.
He has failed to show good cause.
and diligence,
shut the fuck up.
I added the shut the fuck up part,
but it almost screams
from the pages of the opinion.
So hey, Donnie,
Gaser disgustus,
Clementine Claudius,
Canckels Caligula,
you're a fucking crook.
You've always been a crook,
you've been determined to be a crook,
found to be a crook,
convicted of being a crook,
and they will eventually put you under the goddamn dirt as a crook.
Even Nixon didn't have to die a convicted felon, but you're gonna.
Oh, yes you are, Marcus Horalius, you certainly are, you goddamn crook.
Here lies Donald J. Trump.
Crook!
Criminal!
Mm-hmm.
That reminds me of a photo I saw a meme.
It was the old photo of a young Donald Trump shaking hands with Richard Nixon.
And it says, in this photograph is a crook.
And the other person is Richard Nixon.
Yeah.
Mm.
Well, Mr. and Mrs. Maggot out there in Maggot, Maggot America.
You voted for a convicted criminal.
How's that feel?
Huh?
How's it working out for you?
You're losing your health care, you can't pay your bills.
Maybe you've lost your job or you're going to.
Those 70-some miners down in Boone County, West Virginia,
you're going to be out of work in October,
and God knows where your next coal-mining job is going to come from
because they're pretty damn scarce here anymore.
How's that feel?
Oh, damn it, you sure? Do you remember? Do you remember the salad days, Mr. and Mrs. Maggot?
Do you? Do you remember when you were just sure that because he told you,
Coe's coming back, that you believed him, even though it's the residue of rotten plant material from a few hundred billion years ago,
that isn't, the little coal fairies aren't making any more under the ground, Mr. and Mrs. Maggot?
Yeah, but, oh, he hated all the same people you hated.
He hated those dark-skinned people, and he hated those queers, just like they tell you to hate the queers.
When you go to your good God-fearing upstanding Bible, believe in Christ-centered evil,
jellical, gun-meddle, estamosexual, sexual Christian maggot church every Sunday.
Oh, those were the good days, weren't they?
Yeah.
Right.
How's that taste in the back of your throat there these days, Mr. and Mrs. Maggot?
And then let's check in, since we've been doing it of late, over in the Buckeye State,
where Senator John Husted is.
is scrambling and trying to get unstuck from an ad that was run on his behalf and which he coordinated, his campaign coordinated, with the National Republican Senatorial Committee.
Yeah, this one blew up in his face. What he did was the maggots at the NRC took an absolute hard.
of a case, a story.
It concerns a family, an Ohio family,
whose three children, Linnea, Luke, and Logan Saposki
died in a horrible, horrible auto accident,
a truck crash.
And, of course, because they have no shame, no compassion, no mercy,
no basic common human decency, in a word, because they're maggots and Republicans,
they crawled right on top of those children's corpses and began flogging them for all they were worth
on behalf of John Hustead, because they said that Sherrod Brown, a largely decent human being,
A-PAC contributions notwithstanding,
I don't know what his APEC status is.
But the ad said it was all Sherrod Brown's fault because, quote,
he opened our borders to dangerous illegals,
and the consequences were deadly.
There's only one problem, and it's a big one.
these disgusting maggots
climbed up on the backs of these dead children
and began flogging away
without so much as saying kiss my ass to their grieving parents
and so it was that the Saposki family
has absolutely fucking insisted
that the ad come down
and
the family of Linnea Luke
and Logan Saposki have said, speaking to the New York Times, what we all want is to be able to
grieve in peace and privacy, and for our family to not be used in such a classless way by a
politician, especially without being consulted. We certainly would not have said yes. But quite
frankly, said Jesse Malin, the brother of Linnea Saposki, I think they knew that.
And in fact, Jesse Malin reached out to the Husted Maggot campaign,
pleading via email and certified mail that they stopped running this filthy ad.
He also went on to Facebook and read it and said,
Our grief is not raw material for a campaign.
Well, as far as the National Republican Senatorial Committee, it is,
everything's fair game.
If they thought it would get John Husted one more vote,
they'd have him on camera chewing on a baby.
The photo of the Saposki family that they used,
well, that's copyrighted material owned by a friend
who never gave consent for its use.
Speaking to the Daily Beast,
the relatives of the Saposki family,
he said, this is not a statement about immigration policy
and we're not making one for any party or candidate.
It is a statement about our family.
Linnea and Luke were not political symbols.
So that has left John Husted in what our friends across the pond called a sticky wicket.
And he immediately threw the NRC who is spending money in desperate amounts to try to save that Senate seat from Sherrod Brown taking it back.
and speaking to Harry Lee at Spectrum News,
Husted said,
Well, this wasn't, you have to understand,
this wasn't our ad.
That was an ad that some third-party group was running.
Yeah, the National Republican Senatorial Campaign,
otherwise known as some third-party group.
We weren't involved with it.
But of course, if the family,
who was victimized by an illegal alien who killed a family member.
I don't want them to have to suffer anymore.
So I hope they take it down, which I understand they did.
Well, John Hustead, hope in one hand and shit in the other,
and then slapped yourself in the face and see which one filled up first.
Because, no, the ad was actually, yeah,
produced by the National Republican Senatorial Campitti.
committee.
And here's a
Fonzie
authorized by
Husted for Senate.
And as of
3.30 p.m. yesterday,
it has not been removed
from the NRSC's
YouTube page.
Yeah.
So here's John Husted.
Dancing for all he's worth.
The family of
Linnaeus Saposki has asked you to remove
that ad that mentioned
the truck hitting her and her family.
Is your campaign going to take that down?
So you have to understand that wasn't our ad.
That was an ad that some third-party group was running.
We weren't involved with it.
But of course, if the family who was victimized by an illegal alien who killed a family member,
I don't want them to have to suffer anymore.
So I hope they'd take it down, which I understand they did.
Yeah, no, they didn't.
And like I said, some third-party group, and of course, John Huston's campaign had never seen the ad.
except when they saw the ad and approved the ad to be run and splattered all over Ohio,
dragging the Saposki family through more grief, more misery, more hell, more agony.
What a shit heel.
And they don't care. They don't have any fundamental common decency.
They're just fucking awful.
I wonder if it's still up.
Mm-hmm.
Juvenile delinquent number two.
How dare you?
You know damned well.
It's pronounced Sherrod Brown, my friends.
As spoken by the original Truthsealer Rush Angel Face Limbaugh.
Here's an African-American senator, a wild-eyed liberal from Ohio, Sherrod Brown.
Oh, and by the way, it doesn't qualify as an actual sighting, but here we are.
A delivery was seen being made to the home of Moscow Mitch McConnell.
And we still haven't seen any proof of life of him whatsoever, except for those probably AI-manipulated images of him that were put out,
in which, as one of her friends put it,
Elaine Chow would not have been seen dead in
with a black bra showing through a sheer top.
But I guess people are actually watching his home.
And Moscow Mitch,
comm's director and spokes creep, Stephanie Penn,
speaking to Huffington Post, said,
Oh, I have nothing to add.
since our last statement about his intensive regimen of physical therapy.
But Alicia McMillan caught video
and provided it to Desiree Townsend, who then shared it,
showing boxes for something called M-C-C-O-M-C-O-M-C-O-M-C-O-M-C-O.
Those are lift recliners, and there was more than one of them being delivered through Moscow Mitch's front door.
These are chairs with motors in them that will raise up someone who cannot get themselves out of a chair.
Yeah
Because of limited mobility or in the case of Moscow Mitch, no mobility whatsoever
They're quite helpful in situations like post-surgery
illness that has drastically weakened the patient
Mm-hmm
Kind of kind of reminds.
reminds me of something. I wonder if they sound like this. I'll have to get past the ad of course, but the minute I did the impression of the M-combo chair, this immediately occurred to me.
Yeah, just another evening at home for the McConnell's. Welcome to the machine by Pink Floyd.
Sorry, couldn't help it. I'll try to do better.
God.
And, of course, now lately,
Canckel's Collegula is big mad at Maggie Haberman,
and he wants the money she and Jonathan Swan
have made off of their Prophet Sponge book.
He grunted and barked about her.
Maggot Hagerman, the fake reporter from the failing New York Times.
You know, it's been failing the New York Times for 10 years now
and somehow has managed not to fail yet.
Of course, then again, you know, they're making, they make bank on all kinds of terrible reporting, like, you know, their little unending jihad against trans people.
But anyway, Maggie Hagerman, the fake reporter from the failing New York Times, an unattractive person both inside and out.
Really? Both inside and out?
What, do you keep a speculum handy, nitwit, Nero?
is a scammer.
He's big mad.
Who knows less about me than most reporters on the beach?
She's a scammer.
You're going to sue the New York talk?
Well, you probably will, and Salzberger will pay off.
Made up a story that on September 11th,
I'm not going to the World Trade Center in New York City
because they won't let me make a speech,
and I'm going to the Pentagon in D.C.
Because I'm a featured speaker.
This is more corrupt news.
I've been to New York many times over the years.
Jesus, you dumbass.
You were fucking born there.
And no one ever speaks.
It's a solemn ceremony.
Solom ceremony is in quotes.
You know Natalie typed this one.
I never even thought of what maggot made up.
And besides, I would love not to speak,
because I'm speaking all the time.
And this is a day to remember the victims.
And their beautiful family members,
Maggot Hagerman, is a thursday.
phony, and the New York Times
knows it. It will all be revealed
in the lawsuit against them,
and another lawsuit against the organization
which gives out to now discredited
Pulitzer Prize, because
Maggie got one for her reporting on
the Russia, Russia, Russia hoax,
which turned out to be a total con job.
If she were ever forced to reveal her
sources, you'll find out they either
don't exist, or didn't say what
she reported. She's been
falsely writing about me for years.
She's a stalker, and she'd be
forced to turn over any and all money that she's made through her fake reporting on me, President
Donald J. Trump. Christ. I hope Natalie didn't chip a nail writing that, typing that, but then again,
maybe she doesn't have nails. I mean, she does have to have her hands in some pretty
tender areas after all. Yeah. He's had his ass handed to him repeatedly in a Pulitzer case.
and I don't know, the way things are going with the BBC,
maybe Salzberger will find a little bit of,
find a little starch in his shorts
and decide not to knuckle under
because there's a lot of news stories
that Swan and Haberman and the like can write
out of something like, oh, you know,
Discovery!
Uh-huh.
yeah oh m combo lift chairs uh here's their site sylvie says only
uh sylvia didn't send the linkie so there's that and oh gracious we're we're well into the
uh second hour of the program remember there's a hundred and twenty five dollars worth of
challenges on the table and that would be ever so helpful so very helpful indeed uh if we
could uh meet that challenge
and knock down the deficit by $250 more.
All told, that would be one more day fully funded.
Thank you to Charlie at APS Radio News, and thank you, Ralphs.
This is a thing.
Nitwit Nero decided to post his own personal list, only it isn't,
his own personal list of the best and the worst presidents.
this is a hell of a thing
because among other things
it's
missing
at least one president
curiously
the president
the list is missing
is none other than old 666 himself
Ronald Wilson Reagan
what's kind of wild about it is it looks like a
recasting
of the list of
of presidents from somewhat shortly after the Second World War.
Of the list, Mechby Hassan said,
imagine, just imagine if any other president,
Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Obama, Biden had posted something like this about themselves.
They'd be a laughing stock.
There'd be no other story in the media.
Their own party members would be slamming them.
Yeah.
GOP pollster Sarah Longwell said,
I want to live in a country filled with people
who immediately recognize how sad and pathetic this is
and reject Trump for being such a needy little weirdo.
Oh, he is.
But you left out pervert and pedophile, Sarah,
because let's see, great presidents are
Lincoln, Washington, FDR,
Woodrow Wilson, Thomas Jefferson,
the genocidal racist Andrew Jackson
Teddy Roosevelt, Grover Cleveland,
John Adams, and James K. Polk.
I guess he gets in the...
No, I'm sorry, Roosevelt, Cleveland,
Adams, and Polk are only near-great.
I guess Polk gets in there
because he attacked Mexico.
Average.
Clinton, John Quincy Adams,
James Monroe, Rutherford B. Hayes,
James Madison,
Maddie Van Buren, Taft, Chester A. Arthur, McKinley.
Andrew Johnson is average?
Hubert Heaver and Benjamin Harrison.
Below average are Tyler Coolidge, Philmore, Taylor, Buchanan, and Pierce.
You know, any list of presidents puts Buchanan among the absolute.
worst. Failures,
Biden, Obama,
Warren Gamaliel Harding,
Jimmy Carter,
and of course Ulysses S. Grant,
I guess he
gets worse because, well, he
broke the back
of the clan
using the Klan Act.
But at the very top of the list,
the greatest, me,
Donald J. Trump.
You know that was
Natalie. Pathetic.
And just further proof of his almost absolute devolution and the supifying of whatever used to be his mind.
The thing is there were only 33 out of 45 presidents there.
The D.C. Bureau Chief of the Independent Eric Michael Garcia said,
what do conservatives have to say about Trump saying FDR is great but not listing Ronald Reagan?
What a schmuck.
I'm just curious.
Sylvie sent around the M combo chairs.
God, you can get them with dual motors, single motors, triple motors.
You can get one that lets you lay flat.
There's a chair for the tall man.
Well, nitwit Niro won't be needing that.
There we are.
Okay.
500, 549, 689, 779.
700, 839, 839 again, 789 with Prime.
Thanks, Sylvie, that's helpful.
But they needed multiples of them, so I guess it's a matter of wherever they're propping him up.
So maybe one in front of the TV and one in the bedroom and one in the breakfast nook.
But then again, that may all be for show.
See, he's getting M-combo.
chairs, that means he's getting up and getting around.
No, it doesn't. It means you ordered
M-combo chairs.
And let's go ahead and go over to
the old
holler tree and
check in with the gang
there. There's Jeremy.
All right, y'all. Get into the room. Don't wait until the
very end. Hey, Jeremy, what's up?
You know, when I heard the story
about the M-combo chairs, I kind of thought
the same thing. It just means they bought combo chairs.
It doesn't mean another goddamn thing.
Yeah, in through the front, out through the back.
Yeah.
Yep, yep.
I'm certain that he died due 14th when the corn, not the corner,
but when they wheeled him out with only his feet showing.
Pretty sure he died.
Or came close to it and I was very much dead.
Oh, so.
Yeah, persistent, vegetative state.
I think that's the term we're looking for, don't you?
contained in box underground, I think they're
looking for, but yeah.
But anyway,
that story you let off about
the man that was abducted.
Now, you said he would,
was he a member or a
accused member of Boko Haram?
Well, it says he was a
former member of Boko Haram.
Isn't that, I mean,
hear me for a second, isn't that a pretty nasty
terrorist organization? I mean, like
murderers, kill women and stuff.
like extremists yeah okay that being said why do we feel bad for this guy i wouldn't care of
someone from al qaeda was abducted in front of the country it would not bother me well why do we care
about why do we care about the guy the guy in mexico we care about him because he actually turned
uh he actually turned on uh the cartel down there gave information and then to keep him from being
chopped into chutney, we let him come into the United States.
I would presume the same thing as going on here,
that he left Boko Haram and began providing valuable information.
Okay, fair enough.
I didn't think that you might, right,
it might be a similar story to kind of like the guy who, you know,
helped, what's his face from lone survivor and told him,
he was a lie, he was allowed to come here.
Well, as I understand, he sends been deported too because he was Afghanian, you know,
fuck those people, even though they helped one of our soldiers who ran from a fight.
So, yeah, that could be a possibility.
I didn't really think that through.
I just want to heard both of her Hon-I think.
They didn't have a pretty bad terrorist organization.
Just kind of triggered thoughts on.
Yeah, they're real awful.
Okay, well, I don't know the full story until we hear everything about it.
I guess I'll try to reserve my sharp tongue for him.
So I take it back.
There might be more of the story than we're being told other than the shitty part.
And if that's the case,
It's a dual shitty part then, so there you go.
But anyway, I'm trying to think what else.
I could have sworn there was something I was going to tell you.
Didn't get stuck in an elevator, so that was the plus for my week.
Yay.
But said elevator broke down two nights after, and hasn't worked since.
So every night I've had to find a three-floor building two or three times at night to get my stuff done.
But hey, it's what you do.
I'm pretty worn out.
Thankfully, after tonight, I'm on vacation through Labor Day,
so that would give me a good time to chill out
and maybe regain some common sense
and not feel crazy.
Although, if I listen to the news,
I'll probably feel just as bad the whole week,
so maybe I even turn that down a little bit.
What was going to say?
The last couple mornings,
between three and, say, 5.30,
maybe six just before the sun comes up, which, by the way, when you see the sun come up,
remember you're not seeing it live, it happened eight minutes.
Because we don't get the light for eight minutes.
So even when you see a sunset, it's already happened when you're watching.
The whole planet's on delay.
Everything goes on delay.
And this has blow my mind since the kid.
Even the table you're looking at in your desk, that's hit in the past.
It's microseconds in the past, but it's still in the past by the way light travels.
everything you're looking at is a delayed vision everything
anyway but based on that
because there's a
a moment before the sun comes up the a.m. gets stronger sometimes at night because of the
onosphere well had a pretty good catch this week
a couple days this week I've gotten the BBC from London
pretty darn clear from my house
and I only know it's them because of course the station
identification and at 4.30, I think it was Wednesday morning,
it's at the time here is 9.30 in the morning. So it's live from London, five hours in the future.
But their news is, it's vastly different than ours. They have no problem calling what's going on
here what it is, and the horror of this guy is. And I don't know if you remember,
or maybe any of your children were fans on time, but Lincoln Park, in the early 2000s,
wrote a song called Hands Held High.
It was literally a calling out of George Bush and the war in Iran.
But if you're listening to today, it still stands true
what's going on with these fuckers.
I mean, there's a line in the song that says,
these fuckers are in the back of the plane laughing up,
but you can't put gas in your tank.
And other stuff like that, and the war and this and that,
it still stands true.
Still connected?
Yeah, you're here.
Oh, okay.
Well, I don't have a ton of other stuff.
Like I said, I'm kind of worn out.
But there's something I was going to tell you, but other than the BBC thing,
I can't think of any too too too exciting this week.
What was there?
There was something, though.
Well, I was hoping we'd have a, no reflection on present company.
I was hoping we'd have a handful of folks to just sort of go over the week and, you know, all the dead octogenarians.
I mean, once again, and I've decided that's a Reaper's second class we've been dealing with this week.
Like I said, if you think back to Clarence from It's a Wonderful Life, he's an angel second class, and he can't get his wings until he saves George Bailey.
this Reaper is never going to get his sickle
because the latest octogenarian he
fucked up with was
the king of Norway
the octogenarian king of Norway
he came and took
and
no
we need to give this
this Reaper second class
a name
I'd be kind of surprised if you could tell me that Victoria wasn't familiar with Peter Cohen.
Oh, she was.
You know the voice of it?
Yeah, yeah, she was well familiar.
I was too.
I mean, I love the Transformers.
Well, I'll give you a funny fact.
You may not really, remember Scooby-Doo.
Yeah.
Of course, Scooby-U in the 70s.
Well, Shaggy is, that's, um, Case Kays.
Right.
That's well known.
Do you know who Peter's voice?
This will blow your mind because it blew my voice when I found.
No.
Frank Weller.
Frank Weller does the voice of Megatron and Transformer, the opposite prime.
That's Peter from Scooby Doo.
It's the same guy.
Who'd be darned. Small world.
Yeah, so, I mean, all these things are so interconnected, and I mean, like my email last night,
those shows touched generations.
It wasn't just 80s kids.
Touched generations of people, and people like that were decent people.
And I mean, the son was kind of touched my heart because Peter was asked how he came up with that voice.
He said that his brother was fresh home from Vietnam.
I think he was being raised by his brother because something happened to his parents.
Maybe they died or couldn't afford to take care of him.
His son was a Vietnam or his brother was a Vietnam vet Marine.
And Peter had mentioned, hey, I'm, you know, I'm in college, but I've got this gig I'm auditioning you to be a truck.
And he said, his brother initially laughed.
the truck's a leader of a team and his brother in a deep voice kind of like Peter could do
Optimus Prime said well if you're going to be tough tough enough time or something like that
it was kind of a neat background story and he mimicked his brother's voice to make that voice
so anyway um yeah i can't think of you know no i got nothing i don't know what it is if it comes to me
I'll pop in at some point, but I thought there was something like I tell you.
Let's see.
Rogers away this weekend.
He's off at the great big canning.
He's getting pickled.
Yeah, yeah, the pickle fest.
He's getting pickled.
Wait a minute.
Wait, did I say that shame on me?
You're not the least bit remorseful over that, and you shouldn't be.
That's a good one.
I didn't mean to say it.
It keeps it totally ironic.
That's where the cowbell.
please come on i gave it to you i gave it to i missed i talked over okay okay please clap
please clap they'll never get old yes clap that's for my favorite clips next to a french
or horrible aren't good people because they have no word for entrepreneur that's my second
favorite favorite clip of all the time george bush saying that makes me you know it's probably
what the french is they don't have a word for entrepreneur yes yes yes and i laugh everything but i might
here and oh god i i don't want to go back but i take days back right now i really would unfortunately
just would be so much thing would be different just oh i hate to say it but they would but anyway um
i'm gonna mute and go back to work because i'm trying to get done tonight a amount of time so i was
a beautiful yeah and that was a beautiful photo of the moon i mean did that did that plane really fly
across while you were video it's it's it's it's not a i last it was it was it was a it was
I said 1.45 hours out. Power lines looking up, and I'm looking up trying to see the moon.
It's a little hazy because there's a little bit of clouds in the sky, so that's always looking perfectly clear.
But, yeah, I see these flashing lights off in the distance.
I do calculations and like, there's no way this is going to happen.
It's got closer and closer. It was on the same trajectory as the moon.
I said, well, here goes nothing.
And I quickly went to the moon, hit double magnification.
I wish I hadn't. If I hadn't, it would have been a lot clearer.
you wouldn't have seen the trail behind it.
But yes, that really was a plane that flew through about 150 this morning across the moon.
That's just brilliant, because what you should do is take that video and put it online,
and for the music, choose Frank Sinatra singing, Fly Me to the Moon.
I don't know if you can.
I have a feeling that a lot of artists have swung hard at Facebook.
used to be in put music on Facebook and so now it's all generic music I think they lost all their rights to music because
companies and artists are pissed at what they're doing the way they're manipulating things and the way they're messing with kids I think is blackflash so all that good music not that generic free to play music isn't good but the music of our lives has been taken away from Facebook the most far as I can see like when you put up the uh the picture of like when Trump's something to something to be
about the astronauts and he said, well, here's your pilot, the black pilot for NASA.
Can't get that song anymore. You can't get their song anymore.
Huh.
I mean, maybe it's just me, but I've noticed it lately when I made posts that I want to put music to.
I usually put like stuff to my star photos like moon type music or spacey type music, and I can't
find it anymore. Any real artists. And oh, again, free to play, generic music.
It's not just, you know, no artist, but no name things that people could recognize anyway.
But anyway, I'm going to leave you by yourself a little while.
I can think what I always wanted to tell you this week is it was something else.
I can't think of this moment.
I'll let you know.
And I'll chime in if something comes up.
Yeah, you'll come up with it.
I'll be here silently judging in the background.
Right, yes, silently judging.
All right, Jeremy, you take care.
Okay, yep.
Later.
Okay, don't make me do a fill of rockster on a Friday.
Is it just too?
lovely a day out there and nobody wants to come in and play now jeremy mentioned uh the social media
companies and the fact that they may be experiencing a bit of backlash the wall street journal
had a story and according to them uh a lot of the tech bros and their companies who have poured
horse-gagging wads of money into nitwit Nero,
as well as his sketchy, dodgy plans and projects,
well, they're getting a little nervous.
And you can tell they're getting a little nervous because they're hedging their bets.
In point of fact, the journal reported that Meta,
And you read numbers like this, and you're like, ah, how is this legal?
Meta dumped $5 million each into a pair of non-profits that are tied to the House and Senate Democratic leadership,
both of which are, of course, already up to their eyeballs in APAC money.
Paramount, meantime, has decided to hire Joe Biden,
Biden's former legislative director.
Kalshi has hired former Obama aides and Biden aides.
And Sam Altman over at Open AI,
who still has a very seventh grade slapfight feud going on with Leon Scum.
Well, he has, his summer has consisted of throwing swank dinner dinner.
in D.C. for
Democratic members of Congress.
So Cooper Tebow, who's a Democratic strategist,
oh dear, one of those,
and a Silicon Valley donor advisor,
the journal rung Cooper up and said,
get right with Cuba.
God, you're going to be totally fucked next year. You're going to figure it out this year.
And you're going to make amends. And amends are going to be much more costly than they were previously.
Jesus. Well, we're back at what Reverbo has long said.
That when we get around to writing an epitaph for the United States of America, the words will read,
the money was just too good
and of course I'm sure that
some of that money will be used to try to stem the tide of the
ay argo-bargle warble-wush
Democratic Socialists
Meta and Palantir are
shaking like dogs trying to pass a peach pit
because they realize that if the Democrats do
take control of the house and or senate they're going to they're likely going to be spending a
significant amount of time on Capitol Hill asking some pretty hard answering some pretty hard damn
questions and as the journal noted they'll have to show up because well they're not jim jacket off
Jordan yeah hi squeaky squeaky just popped by the old holler tree and then there's more
because it seems like there's always more from Todd Blanchie.
Yeah.
He's desperately trying to avoid taking the oath and having to testify.
Well, yesterday was the cutoff day,
at least in the courtroom of U.S. District Judge Emmett Sullivan,
and for the DOJ to respond that the DOJ was in flagrant violation of the Epstein-Files transparency law.
And, well, things are getting a bit hot.
And Todd Blanchie thought he would be cute.
Eventually, his cuteness is going to cost him.
We just have to wait until it does.
he stuck a six-month-old letter to Chuckles Grassley
into some government paperwork overnight
and then tried to tell Judge Sullivan
that it wasn't what Judge Sullivan recognized it was.
Once again, Todd wouldn't sign the pleadings himself
thinking that somehow that's going to eventually protect him against sanctions coming from Judge Sullivan.
And so filing a motion on Blanchie's behalf was the sacrificial victim Andrew Block,
who is allegedly senior counsel to the Associate Attorney General.
Senior Counsel, Associate Attorney General.
God, that's three or four.
rungs down the ladder.
And in the filing yesterday, the DOJ said,
well, we don't need a declaration now.
We don't need to swear to anything under penalty of perjury.
We met the requirement by publishing it in the Federal Register.
Therefore, no declaration or any further action is needed, right?
because they had published it in the federal record that morning.
Then, well, Katie Fang, whose lawsuit it is,
who is proving to be the absolute biggest nightmare
that Todd Blanchie has ever imagined.
She pointed out in a video
that the letter to Chuckles Grassley
from February 14th
didn't even speak to the
section of the Epstein Files Transparency Act
that Judge Sullivan was demanding
Katie Fang saying
oh but Todd we know how to read
and I guess you guys don't
it was called
Epstein Files Transparency Act
Section 3 report to Congress
that's different from a report to Judge Emmett
Sullivan, Katie Fang pointing out, Section 2 is different than Section 3.
You know what he just cites? He cites Section 3. He doesn't do Section 2.
Good for you, Section 3. Good for you. You were late. You didn't do it 15 days after you published all this crap in January.
Doing it in August six and a half months later, not the law. Oh, delay, delay, delay.
But eventually, they're going to find him. And then it'll be bye-bye Todd.
Just you know, Robin, it's not unlistenable yet.
but you are getting some sort of a feedback loop,
not you echoing,
but it's kind of an electronic signature after you talk,
kind of like, I'm trying to think like waves of whoo-woo, who, who,
if you talk about it.
That's really weird.
I wonder if it's the air conditioner in the background.
I don't think of the air-con,
it really sounds almost like I'm trying to think,
like old radio waves.
When you listen to old A.M.
kind of whom beyond your voice when you stop talking.
It's a little verberation.
That's very strange.
Let's put that to the rest of the community
and see if they've got anything to see.
about it. You all having any audio issues?
Yeah.
Are you using like AirPods or something, Jeremy?
Oh, I stick with Bose's over the head of noise counseling headphones, so I'm pretty clear
in what I hear most of the time. If it keeps going, I'll, you know, I'll exit and come back.
If I still hear it? Oh, no, it wasn't me. I'll put my end to it right now.
But, I mean, like I said, it's not un-listenable. I'm just picking up on it. Maybe it's because
they're so sensitive to those mild noises, I don't know. I'll try.
All right.
It might be the noise-canceling aspect.
I'm not sure.
And by the way, Ralph says,
Tegan and Kayla are meowing for people to contribute.
Be careful with them when they meow.
Because it can go from please to,
I will shred your blinds.
And, well, we're moving rapidly toward the third hour of the program.
and $125.25 in challenges that are on the table.
Bringing in $250 would be huge.
I thought it was just me, but it's still there a little bit.
Like I said, not on this mobile, but I pick up on, don't worry about me.
I'm just picky.
Okay.
Dangum audio files.
No, you said it.
It might be the aircon.
That might be the reasons I'm hearing, but don't worry about that.
Don't suffer, like I said.
Well, if I turn off the air condoms.
Commissioner, the program will end fairly quickly because it's a...
You don't need to join Rush Limbaugh just yet.
Keep them on. It's okay.
No, it's not about joining Rush Limbaugh.
It's about, well, naked radio.
None of us want that.
But it's a toasty 86 degrees here in the fabulous horn studios at the magnificent Kincaid Mansion.
And bless its heart, that little floor unit, that little floor unit,
The heat pump is doing all it can.
What I need is longer flexible hose.
Oh, well, there's our answer, courtesy of Brother Deacon Asa,
juvenile delinquent number one.
It's the voices inside Jeremy's own head,
other than your standard issue, awful AC hum.
There are no other artifacts.
Awful, awful AC hum.
Well, do you want me to just sit here and,
and pour sweat and maybe pass out from heat prostration.
Yeah.
You daggum juvenile delinquent.
Awful air conditioner hum.
You know you want to pronounce Sherrod correctly.
It's not my fault.
That's what's happening.
It's sneaking to you.
Sherrod Brown, my friends.
That African-American senator.
Yeah.
God, I'm so glad Rush Limbaugh's dead.
some days I just wake up and I go
Hey Rush Limbaugh is dead and I start my day with a smile
Oh and here we are with another
Another case
Of look
Democrats know how to respond to things
When Democratic lawmakers fuck up
And
I don't know if Charlene's listening
But this story comes out of Rogue's Island
This is a member of the State House of Representatives
this story is about.
Her name is Julie Casamiro.
She has represented North Kingston and Exeter since 2017.
She's a, she's a Democrat.
And now both the Speaker of the House in Rhode Island and the Attorney General are each calling on her to resign.
Not often you see calls for a resignation from a...
the house by a woman.
I mean, at least we can be fairly confident that no children were harmed in the incident.
And what the incident is is, I guess, I mean, do you, Charlene, if you're out there,
do you know, do you know who this, do you know who this woman is, Julia Casamiro?
Because she bugged out.
I can't imagine leaving a lovely place like Rogue's Island
but she did
in fact she didn't just bug out
she bugged way the hell out
and bugged all the way to a blood-red
maggot state
now she
she's still collecting her legislative salary
and she's still
ostensibly representing her constituents
but she's doing it from Hardyville, South Carolina, Stan.
And she declared that that was her home and primary residence as of July the 1st of this year.
The Boston Globe uncovered a bunch of this.
She's not running for re-election, but she says that she wants to finish out her current term remotely
and bringing in $794.38 every two weeks
plus health insurance on the taxpayer dime from Rokes Island,
and she wants to do that until her successor is sworn in in January.
Well, that leads to Speaker of the House Chris Blazegovsky,
who said,
if she's no longer a permanent resident of the state of Rhode Island,
in order to address legal questions about her eligibility,
to serve the balance of her term and in an abundance of caution,
she should consider resigning her seat.
And then Attorney General Peter Narana chimed in and said,
we're reviewing the applicable law.
Expect to say more in the coming days,
and my advice is for her to resign.
Hmm.
And for her part, Ms. Casimir said,
well, somebody has to represent my constituents.
And I'll come back to Rogue's Island for meetings at September,
and if the legislature was called back into session,
I'd be right there to vote on a Supreme Court nominee.
Come on.
I mean, it's bad enough when the maggots do it.
We've got to be better than this.
You got the gubernatorial,
the maggot gubernatorial candidate in Iowa
who flies from Wichita, Kansas to Iowa for all of his campaigning.
fucking Mike Rogers in Michigan
lives in Florida
and of course
Tommy the Tuber
running for governor of Alabama
and lives in Florida
Duh
I mean at this point in time
Florida Duh has three senators
and Alabama only has one
and when you consider that that one
is Katie Britt well
fundamentally Alabama has no senators
But see, it's pretty easy, ma'am.
If you like living in South Carolina, enjoy it.
Maybe you're just sick and tired of the New England winters,
but trust me, you're going to get sick and tired of the maggot politics in South Carolina pretty damn quick, too.
Hell, you could have gone one state north and had at least a little bit more civilization in North Carolina.
Or the Virginia coast?
It's awfully nice.
And Virginia is a pretty purple state.
Yes, we need to get better about hauling our side out various activities.
I pointed a couple out to you earlier this week.
Doesn't need repeating, but that's the exact reason why I did it.
We have to be better.
I don't care what the situation is.
It's not tolerable.
Well, it's hard to attack.
the maggots for being maggotty
when we've got that going on.
And to be fair, and to be fair, I mean, she's not doing anything horrible.
She hasn't hurt any children like maggots do.
In the particular situation, I'm bringing to your attention,
or I brought to your attention, the excuse, I wasn't the only one.
I don't fucking care, and I don't care where you heard it from or who you're repeating it from.
It's not cool.
We need to call our side out when wrong is fucking wrong.
Point blank.
I don't care if they're your best friend.
We need to stomp this shit.
Otherwise, we're going to lose complete control if we haven't already.
Couldn't agree more.
If it hurts their feelings, so fucking be it.
At least they know where you stand and won't go against you on it,
because they know they're going to get it right back.
Oh, and when I was earlier this week, and honestly,
I was kind of hoping to hear from Kevin or anybody up in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts
It's about this Lindsay Clancy trial.
It's such a horror.
I was asking Billable Rick about it.
The case went to the jury,
and I haven't seen any news about a verdict having been reached.
It's being tried in Plymouth, Massachusetts,
and it's garnered a lot of attention,
especially from women across the,
country because the defendant, Lindsay Clancy, allegedly killed her three children by strangling
them to death and then allegedly tried to commit suicide and wound up allegedly falling out of a
second-story window where she broke her neck and is now paralyzed and confined to a wheelchair.
And this trial has gone on for like 20 days, and it's absolutely a high.
horror to behold to contemplate.
I mean, once upon a time many, many, many years ago,
I dealt with some cases that pretty horrifying relative to children being harmed.
And they left a mark on me.
Obviously, I still remember them.
But the thing is, this case is a matter, you know,
The defendant is not at her liberty.
Every day that she's brought to court, she's brought to court from a psychiatric hospital
where she's probably never going to leave unless there's a guilty verdict comes in,
and the good people of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts decide that they want her to be stuffed into a, well, a hellhole of a prison somewhere in Massachusetts.
as opposed to spending the rest of her life in a psych hospital.
Neither one of these are anything that any of us would choose.
And I swear, as I've read about this thing,
oh, my heavenly days, the husband did it.
He's remarried now, and he's got a bunch of lawsuits for medical malpractice
that won't do a damn thing for the medical.
for the person that the medical malpractice was malpracticed on,
but it'll certainly boost his lifestyle with his new wife,
his buddy,
who worked for the county DA,
bought the house where all of this happened.
So that house has probably had a good going over
in case anybody did want to find any, you know, evidence.
And he's also pals with the sheriff's office there in whatever county Plymouth is in.
Oh, it stinks to high heaven.
In fact, I want to check here.
Let me just take a quick peep.
Because I feel like if there was a verdict, it would have come splashing across my headlines.
Yeah, the jury's been dismissed for the weekend and will return to deliberate on Monday the 31st.
of August
no verdict yet
I'd hate to be
a juror in that
but to turn away from that
for a moment
no wait let's don't
I want to
whatever what I was going to
was something that was kind of fun
and by the way we're entering the third hour
of the program
and we're not a goose egg
but we got $125
of challenges on the table courtesy
of Ralphs and Charlie from APS
radio news
please don't let this go by by the boards we're desperately trying to close the gap on the month of august and give us a fighting chance going into september
and five dollars turns into ten ten turns into twenty twenty twenty into forty twenty twenty five into fifty up to a hundred and twenty five bucks
and that is vitally important as your humble hostess
tries to pay for her health insurance
thank you Jeremy
I'm in for 10 okay thank you Jeremy so
15 to go on Ralph's challenge
the Miss Dolly and Panatonics challenge
from the song from Jolene from the beginning of the program
15 to go there and 100 to go on Charlie's challenge.
Thanks for getting us started, Jeremy.
Thank you so much.
Who was it that said?
Oh, it was Tristan yesterday when we were talking.
Tristan said he despises Hassan Piker,
and I kind of agree with him.
I do agree with him.
Because the dude is just awful.
And he's awful because he set himself up as some sort of icon of progressivism
when he's just another spoiled rich kid born on third thinking he hit a triple.
I didn't like it when George W. Bush was that way, and I don't like it when our side is that way.
Well, earlier today over on Fox News TV Radio Rwanda,
One of their, well, this is their attack brunette, Julie Bandaris,
decided to quote Hassan Piker,
because Hassan Piker is a just a bubbling font of misquotability.
And it's always used to try,
he is used as guilt by association,
for Abdul El-Said.
And then, of course, he can't help running his mouth about Israel.
Now, this program, I hear we don't hesitate to criticize the fuck all out of Israel because,
well, as a general rule, we despise fascists on this program, and there's no way
that the government of Israel can be viewed as anything but a fascist cabal.
From Beelzebub Smotrich to Itamar bin Gavir to whoever that war criminal defense minister is,
to Psycho Beebe himself.
A fascist is a fascist, is a fascist, is a fascist with all due apologies in respect to Gertrude Stein.
But whatever Hassan Piker says, there's a fascist.
always some maggot out there that wants to try to make hay on it and earlier today uh julie bandaris
about had a baby live on air screaming hasan piker hasan piker and she draws hasan piker like a gun
but uh democratic a ham strategist ah ahem uh corbin trent was there and apparently uh it didn't didn't
so well for Julie.
I can't understand
why Democrats
can't understand that if you've got
someone who's running for
office, hanging out with someone
who's an anti-Semite, how that might
look bad for the Democratic Party.
What say you?
Wow.
I mean, I think it's...
Go ahead. You first.
Corbin.
Ah, all right. So with you, I didn't know what you it was.
I'm sorry. You know, this is the
This is not an extreme position.
You know, this is being painted as this sort of radical idea that the actions of Israel are impacting the, you know, the Jewish-American people, right?
So what you've got to look at, though, is the American people themselves.
60% of Republicans nearly under the age of 49 now hold an unfavorable view of Israel.
That's Republicans.
60% of Americans hold an unfavorable view overall.
We're seeing people say now that they don't believe that we should continue,
military aid to Israel. I mean, this is not a unusual position, you know. And the thing that
people keep saying is that Hassan Piker said that Jews are to blame for whatever happened to them.
But let's think about some actually the things that he said and how similar it is to what other people
have said. Yeah, but here's a quote from Dana Bash, Benjamin Netanyahu has made us less safe.
He frankly put Jews in an uncomfortable position across the country. Here's another one. It's an obvious
fact that Netanyahu is making Jews in America.
less safe. Okay, but that's the liberal media. And basically what he's saying is that American Jews,
American Jews, I mean, how do you, okay, how do you say something and get away with the fact and then not suffer if you're actually running for election and you're associating with rhetoric such as that American Jews are bringing on violence to themselves because they support Israel. That's just pure insanity.
What the man said, that's what he said. Do you understand, like, do you understand, like after not,
11, everybody had to denounce the attacks.
Everybody that was Muslim had to say, I don't agree with that.
So you want him to denounce Israel?
Where are you going with this?
What I'm saying is it's clear that the actions of other people can absolutely impact Americans of a certain group, right?
And that fact is happening right now.
And it's not the liberal media saying it's not just a son piker.
It is happening across the American public.
The actions of Israel are so extreme.
And our support for that is so extreme and uninsured.
that people are having backlash.
And yes, that does indeed create a problem for Jewish people.
And that's not just extreme people that are saying that.
It's people like Ezra Klein, people that are active in the Jewish movement.
There are a lot of people that are saying the actions of Israel and Netanyahu are making us less safe.
Okay, but the difference between opposing Israel and American Jews, I mean, there is a complete difference there.
And those who are here in America that support Israel, of course they're going to support Israel if they're Jewish.
And of course they're going to be against terrorism.
And that is what a lot of these comments are basically promoted.
What you just said would have been considered anti-Semitic.
Against Jews.
I mean, it is.
What you just said would have been considered anti-Semitic.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think the bottom line is the fact that this panel is even happening today,
the fact that this is the dominating talking point and not the issues of Duel wants to focus on,
tells you there was a miscalculation here.
On one hand, he wanted to use the access of Hamas, Pikers, what the Internet is now.
calling him in order to access his audience.
But he didn't calculate the fact that he's going to have to deal with the baggage.
And now he wants America to forget all of the terrible things that Piker has said.
That just isn't going to happen.
And by the way, it really doesn't matter what I think.
Look at what's been dominating the media all week long.
It's not about the issues.
It's about Hassan Piker.
And that is an issue, I think, Abdul is going to continue to struggle with along with the Democratic Party.
Hugh, basically.
I think just like...
Go ahead.
I mean, I think just like they made a miscalculation during the campaign with Haley Stevens,
and APEC dumped all the money into that race and still didn't win.
The media and so many other people are making a miscalculation now.
I'm telling you, Republicans even are turning their back on the state of Israel because of the actions they're taking.
But that has nothing to do with what we're talking about today, though.
What it has to do with is elections, and elections are going to have consequences.
And the idea is that this will somehow hurt, this will somehow hurt Abdul and the general.
I don't think that's actually true.
I think people want to see America focusing on America again.
I think that we should also have fair.
But what we're focusing on right now are American Jews and how somebody actually came out like
Piker and said that American Jews are basically bringing violence onto themselves for supporting Israel.
That's just crazy.
And I'm sorry, but Syed, that is what he said.
And if Syed is going to.
I got the quote right here.
Do you want to hear it?
He basically said that American Jews are essentially, no.
I mean, that is the point that he's trying.
to make is that American Jews are almost putting themselves in harm's way by calling violence
onto themselves for supporting Israel.
That was cute. I got the quote right here if you want to hear it.
Hmm. A hint, Corbyn Trent, she did not in fact want to hear it. And no, I don't like Hassan Piker. I don't think.
think he should be allowed anywhere near the levers of power, any more than his uncle should.
But when he doesn't, when, when, I mean, look, this is just a rehash of Godzilla from Wasilla
back in 2008 running around saying, oh, that Barack Obama, he, he pals around with terrorists.
Remember, heirs? Yeah. Rules for radicals.
And in this case, don't ascribe things to Hassan Piker that Hassan Piker has not said,
and he has not said Jews are basically bringing violence onto themselves for supporting Israel.
Corbyn Tret was right.
He has not said that.
And she wasn't counting on Trent saying,
I've got the quote right here.
Do you want me to read it?
And of course, no, no, she really, really fucking knows.
didn't want him to read it because, well, you know, that's the thing when you're an attack host at Fox News TV Radio Rwanda.
The one thing that you have to get an agreement on from all of your little panelists, especially if they're liberals, the one thing you've got to do is get them to agree that the maggot, the Fox host, gets the last word.
Anyone who want to talk with a caravan?
Caravan? There's a caravan, Kevin?
Yeah, don't you want to talk about the caravan?
You mean the deadly MS-13 caravan presently being dreamed of?
You're sure. We're getting close enough to November. There's bound to be a caravan, isn't there?
Yeah. I mean, how much of a...
Just working in Fox News, you know, the work atmosphere there, it's got to be just like,
you know what I mean
I don't know how
you know if I worked at Fox News TV
Radio Rwanda I'd clock out at the end of the day
and there's probably
there's probably a bar a pub
a tavern right around the corner from Fox News
and
they probably got shot glasses
lined off across the bar for when the Fox shift
change comes along because
all the decent people are going to come in there
and try to anesthetize
their minds from the from the
From the other filth that they've had to play in all day.
Yeah.
Keith Oberman has made it no secret.
Back in the day, he dated Laura Ingraham.
And God does.
This is back when Jesus is a child.
But he said back then, she could hold her beer.
She drank quite a bit.
So I wouldn't doubt these fuckers drink heavily after they leave work,
knowing what they're going to the American public for a paycheck.
Yeah, it feels good to see your bank account, but you're fucking America hard.
That, Jeremy.
That Keith Oberman, he must have.
been quite the
rounder and bounder.
I mean.
Nice word for it.
I think of a couple of the names,
but yeah,
he's somewhat admitted he's dated to be a,
every woman in the industry you can think of.
Yeah,
well,
I mean,
I had other word choices available,
things like Manho.
I mean,
damn near his fiancee was
a terrible,
whatever name of her real name is.
Oh, Katie Turrible.
Yeah, Katie Currible.
Yeah, there's her.
Yes.
Frau Engrem?
But wait, wait, there's good news, though.
I heard last night, and I've been waiting on this.
I think I'd mentioned a few months ago,
he had a heart problem.
He had a valve that had to be fixed.
He had a rhythmic problem.
They said surgery or electricity.
He took surgery.
He said, this may be my last show.
It may not be.
I don't think it will be.
Well, he announced this week, cleared to come back next Wednesday,
or the day after Labor Day.
So he's back full time again.
He survived this thing.
He's okay.
I heard one of those expert witnesses got paid like 50 grand to testify, Robin, at that trial.
Oh, I saw one number that said the experts for the Commonwealth had billed upwards north of $160,000, you know, for all of them taken together.
Has it captured media attention a lot there in Massachusetts, Kevin?
I mean, I'm out here in Western Mass.
It's not as big of a deal, I think, as it is out towards Boston.
But if you want to, I mean, if you want to watch it, you can find it anywhere online or whatever.
But yeah, but even out here, the local news, it's usually the lead story.
You know, or within the first two, they'll do a rundown.
They'll get the feed from the Boston media and run it out here, Western Mass.
News or Channel 22
either one, we have two news stations
here and
it's
pretty, you know,
it's definitely got people's attention, no question.
I mean,
horrific, the way she
planned to go to a
take-off place that never went before
and see.
Well, the whole thing is just a horror, Kevin.
She definitely knew what she was doing.
She knew right from wrong.
See, I'm not, having watched the good bit of the trial, I'm not convinced.
If I was a juror, if I was a juror sitting on that, because remember, you know, the standard of proof is beyond a reasonable doubt.
Now, beyond a reasonable doubt doesn't mean beyond all doubt, but if there is, if there is a doubt and it's rational, then not guilty.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
I mean, I'm not going to, I just, well, yeah.
Like I said, I think the husband did every last bit of it.
You think, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Okay, here's just one fun little fact.
Allegedly, she tried to commit suicide by slitting her wrists and slitting her throat.
Here's the problem, though.
She was a nurse.
And we have some nurses in our community, and I bet every last one of them will say to me,
if you're slit and you're you know there's a there's an old saying
if you go across your wrist that's hospital if you go the length of your wrist that's
morgue well she hacked across her wrists
I don't think a nurse is going to do that and slit her own throat
that that that's harder to do I think than
the the ancient Japanese ritual of sepacu
you know the one where you
with your abdomen.
It doesn't add up.
The husband's got all these lawsuits that he's going to make a fortune off of
if he can just get a guilty verdict.
Because that'll foreclose liability issues in the civil cases,
and it'll just be a matter of trying damages.
And that's every plaintiff's lawyer's dream.
And the connections to the DA's office,
the husband's connections to the sheriff's office,
his brand new wife
wow that stinks
I haven't right there
I haven't really been following as close as probably you have
you have
you know I live here in a state
so they didn't really
some connections he's had
they probably haven't vetted him or
looked at him as being one of the suspects
as heavily
if he wasn't connected
right
I think that and then there's the fact that
I mean
yeah the babies were strangled
but most states have
criminal statutes that say
in the case of foul play
you do an autopsy
none of those babies' bodies were autopsied
and they were cremated right away
really
and then and she was
on a pharmacopoeia of psych meds that would paralyze a moose.
Yeah.
And she was begging, and she was begging for help.
And they just kept rolling pills at her.
But here's one thing.
Her talk screen showed that she had a drug called Seraquil,
which is an antipsychotic in her system.
and she hadn't taken Seraquil in a while.
And it does not have a long half-life.
I mean, it might even be hours, because you take it on a daily basis.
And she'd been off of it for a while, and yet there was Seraquil in her system.
Makes you wonder if maybe there was...
And that's what I mean when I say reasonable doubt.
Maybe the hubby grinds up a few pills and puts it in her coffee?
So he's happily married and just setting up.
this guy yeah got it got a new house the the the assistant DA bought the old
house and oh my and oh my god but you want to do that if you would do
if you had this trial going on and you were a vet I'm sorry you faded away Kevin I
wouldn't I wouldn't want to go anywhere near it so you know what now you say this
and you tell me he's you know
well and and again we talked about the expert witness fees this is a monumentally expensive trial
the the bill for which falls upon the commonwealth and the only thing they're trying is whether
she spends the rest of her life in a psychiatric facility or the rest of her life in a prison her
life is hell either way i i can't imagine waking up from one morning to the next
And the thing is, she thinks she did it.
She doesn't know.
She doesn't have a memory.
But everybody's told her that she did, especially her husband.
What about a family member of hers?
I don't know.
Just bring a suit maybe or wrongful death or, I don't know, criminal complaint.
I don't know, something.
Wow.
He's, oh, yeah, all you have to do is get to.
that guilty for it. The two DAs, and they made a point of having women as the prosecutors,
these two women are awful. I mean, they're terrible. They've tried to sway the jury by
references to religion, which is just a ginormous no-no under the rules of evidence, at least
I presume that it's a no-no in West Virginia. It's bound to be a no-no in Massachusetts.
actions in conformity with religious belief?
No.
And it was so bad that defense counsel
argued for a mistrial.
And frankly, if this thing goes up, if she gets convicted and this thing goes up on appeal,
that may be the basis for a remand and retry.
Yeah, it just thinks that the guy's married again and often.
You know, a normal man that lost three of his kids wouldn't be married right now.
Wouldn't be doing this right now.
You know, and if she really did it, I guess, yeah.
You mentioned that.
And then, you know, postpartum psychosis is a real thing,
but what's really interesting is to see the way this case is breaking down demographically across the country.
Most men are saying, yeah, she did it.
She's a monster.
and the women are saying, hold on, buddy, maybe you don't, you know, maybe you don't have any idea of what postpartum psychosis is,
but postpartum depression is bad enough.
Postpartum psychosis is hell on earth.
Not for nothing, Kevin.
This isn't exactly the same thing, but for the comedic effect, I'm going to say it anyway.
You said that a normal man wouldn't do something.
Throw out the murder post.
Just to remember, Newt Gnrich got a light into a helmet-headed motherfifference.
fucking Callista, well, his wife was dying of cancer.
And newly served her divorce papers on her deathbed,
continued fucking Callista.
So normal isn't a normal thing in this ruling.
Oh, and by the way, this is entirely separate and apart.
Jeremy got it started.
We've got $115 to go on Charlie and Ralph's two challenges.
Oh, wait, no, Billable Rick said, put me down for 50.
so yay thank you billable so that means Ralph's challenge is met and we are $35
into Charlie's challenge meaning that we have $65 to go thank you so much billable
Ralph's Charlie met your challenge from earlier and then he met Charlie met your
challenge so we've got your second challenge plus his going on your
Your second challenge is net, and we've got 65 to go on Charlie's.
I hope that makes sense.
Back to the air conditioning, Billable Rick, auditioning for that open juvenile delinquent number four
slots says air conditioning.
Don't be a wimp.
You're complaining about hot weather.
It's as cold as 86 degrees in your worldwide studio in the fabulous Kincaid Mansion.
While I'm dealing with 97-degree weather with 80% plus, you're,
humidity here in the O.C.
However, I'm sitting in air conditioning at the office.
As juvenile delinquent number two has suggested, you need to turn off your air so that he doesn't hear the humming in his head.
You'll be fine without air conditioning. Just ask Rush.
Wolverines!
And there it is.
Prove the application, officially number four.
Okay. Billable Rick is now juvenile delinquent number four.
I don't think you even had to call a meeting.
And...
A.A. will agree.
Hands down.
Yes.
Yes, Tamara.
Yes.
Tamara said,
I thought I heard that the woman with postpartum was paralyzed from jumping out a window.
Are you telling me she slit her own throat and wrists and jumped out a window?
Yes, and there was even a mattress in front of the window.
I think I've got most of this pretty, yeah.
I mean, this is, from my standpoint, Tamara, this is approaching one of those,
Bob Ewell stabbed himself with his own knife 27 times, Mr. Finch, and that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
Situation.
So, yeah, make it make sense.
Oh, and shifting over to all of the Lake America Madness, the friend sent me this.
Just a reminder that every ocean ship entering the
Great Lakes goes through the
Welland Canal.
Eight locks, 27 miles,
all of it in Ontario.
That's the route.
$26.3 billion
of American trade depends on it.
Netwit Nero didn't think this one
through.
Surprise, surprise, surprise, Sergeant
Carter? Yeah.
Everything Trump touches.
F and dies.
I know what it was Robin
I saw more video
on the Nepal stuff the last couple days
Yeah me too
That lake that had formed behind that glacier
That was blocking the river
Do you know how long that river was?
No
I think they said the lake that had formed
Was I kid you not
I think it was 300 feet long
Do you want to guess how deep the water was
Oh two
300 feet?
Way more.
600 fucking feet of water came down
on that.
And that's what that was.
600 feet of water,
300 feet long.
And it's horrifying.
I've seen it,
and the video is so hard to watch.
Because...
Yes, you literally seen people
wiped out, gone.
You know they're dead.
You know they didn't survive.
You're seeing.
You know they...
Yeah, you don't live through that.
And people scrambling to get to higher ground.
Jesus.
There's that one video of the town itself,
which is looking down on like all the buildings
and the buses for the tourists.
you see them scurring on the side streets and all you see is that wall of water
and you know there's no hope there might be a miracle but I doubt
most of those people died you watch them die
vicious
and something that occurred to me
because I've spent a lot of time on this program
a little gentle reminder I've spent more broadcast time on this program
drawing attention to the horrors of mountaintop removal
than any other broadcaster on earth
southern west Virginia
we don't have any glaciers.
And in fact, during the Great Glaciation,
the glacial ice sheets that covered North America,
they didn't make it to Appalachia,
and in fact, that's why Appalachia receded North America.
But Southern West Virginia, Central Appalachia,
is dotted with dams built by coal companies,
and they're made of dirt and rock.
and they built them to hold back
toxic waste from the coal mining process.
The biggest one holds back more liquid,
especially now with Lake Mead the way it is,
than Hoover Dam.
It's the largest dam in the Western Hemisphere.
Nine billion gallons of toxic waste.
And the thing is,
their engineering reports that say when the thing fails,
it's not when, it's not if it's when.
That's a wall of toxic waste, 40 feet high,
that roars down the Coal River Valley.
And so when I saw these real-time, real-world videos of Nepal,
all I could think about was,
ah, Jesus, there are a bunch of those waiting to happen
four ridges over from where I live.
And I saw another video of where the water all basically is pooled out to.
It all ended up in another river.
And I don't know how it, it must be, there must be, I think what's the word?
What's the, there must these pumice rocks in the area of that area from lovin stuff from the past recent eruption.
And they were using a boat to go through this river where all the water's pooled now,
that calmed down.
And the lady was reaching down into the water and pulling out hands, hands,
handfuls
pumice
handful after handful
and says it's this stick
all the way down through this water
how do we fix it?
Their water source is now completely polluted.
Yeah, pumice is a volcanic rock
the three igneous rocks are basalt,
pumice, and
well damn
volcanic glass
like
oh there's a brand of soap that has
pumice in it and it'll actually take the skin
off your hands.
Geez.
The scary thing is this stuff has happened before.
It's going to keep happening because of the increasing rate of global warming.
It's out of control at this point.
I don't think there's any going back.
I don't care what scientists say.
And it's been happening for centuries.
Now we have mass media to show the horrors happening that people never could just talk about before.
But the problem is it's isolated.
I mean, you see it in Nepal.
Hell, you see it in a hurricane.
and because people don't want to believe in it, they don't.
Now, in Nepal, in China, all over South Asia,
in almost the entire rest of the world except for the new 90 states of America,
climate change is an accepted scientific reality.
But here, the same people who go on Sundays and listen to
stories about a talking snake,
well, their preacher tells
them that God made the weather
and there ain't no such thing
as climate change, and if you don't believe
in it, it ain't real.
Right?
Juvenile delinquent number one,
largest toxic dam.
But is it a gaddam?
Last one, I promise.
No, we're talking about the
Shoemate Dam.
Dad damn. I never should have told you all.
about that one.
You give a brother
Deacon
even the crack
the door open a little
bit and he's going to
come bull in a China shop
China shopping through.
You crazy kids.
I said that we had something a little bit
humorous and we can probably use
that.
This is
with regard to
Lake America.
It all started
with a trice.
You know, naturally, typed by Natalie.
Maybe we need to put that under all of his tripes now.
Stroke TBN, typed by Natalie.
And the tripe said,
To the Office of the Secretary of Department of the Interior
from Director U.S. Geological Survey,
Re, Lake America, renamed, Sir.
As of 4.30 p.m. today, the U.S. Geological Survey
has officially designated the former Lake Ontario to be renamed as Lake America
in all-official USGS electronic documents,
etc.
So then,
well,
the USGS may say to change it,
but MapQuest isn't,
and it has been a laugh riot.
MapQuest posting,
we're not changing it.
and then people started offering up their own renamings.
MapQuest got it all started saying,
we're not changing the name of Lake Ontario.
Name it whatever you want at your leisure.
Tag us so we can see your work.
MapQuest got it started with Lake,
are we doing this again?
Followed by Lake from State Farm.
Lake Lakey McLeak face
Lake Fuck That Fucking Guy
This is creative
Lake Gulf of Mexico
Lake distraction from the Epstein files
Everything is
Lake the Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy
Center for the Performing Hearts
Lake No Way in Hell he won all seven
swing states
Lake Sam the first night at bed
When you left, Ron made out with two girls and put his head between a cocktail waitress's breasts.
What?
Aw.
Lake Dolly Parton.
Lake that I peed in one time when I was six.
Lake, I may be the smaller of the Great Lakes, but I'll always be larger than Trump's approval rating.
Lake, we just want affordable health care.
Buffy fans only.
Lake Ontario, bitch.
Lake Mark Carney.
Lake Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize and Trump only got a fake one from FIFA.
Oh, this is quality.
Lake-o-My-lego.
Lake America.
Can you not right now?
Lake, that's not how this works.
Lake Barack Hussein Obama.
Lake Tiny Hands.
Lake Cofi-Fei?
I wonder if there's a Lake hamburger down here somewhere.
Lake America, I can't.
Lake, I bet he can't even.
spell Ontario.
Lake laugh, love, leave Canada
alone. And
finally, Lake,
this is so embarrassing.
Well, remember the rules...
Go ahead.
I know it's
kind of soon, but Dolly
would like us to laugh if we can, even
though it's... I'm going to go to hell for this.
But in this new era without
Dolly, could we be
in the new post-partum
depression? You know,
what? The llama just kicked a glacier.
And it killed some Nepali's, I know. It's horrible. Like I said, I'll see myself out.
You're awful.
Juvenile delinquent number two. Honest to God.
I was afraid you were seeing yourself out, Jeremy.
And by the way, Billable Rick, you're in air conditioning. I'm in air conditioning, but it's still 86 degrees in here.
So, yeah. And it's not really worth running the clip.
Oh, wait.
Juvenile Delinquent Number 4 says juvenile delinquent number two owes the horn community,
five Hail Marys and two Lord's prayers for that gag.
Yeah, and maybe gargle at the font while you're at it.
Now, Scott Jennings got his ass handed to him.
Remember that's Moscow Mitch's dear, dear friend.
And sometimes the goddess of irony just puts words in these assholes mouths
so that they can get them crammed right back in.
Scott Jennings was trying to defend Orange Julius Geezer's stupid little stupid big old expensive war in Iran.
And at one point said of Iran, their economy's in free fall.
They have hyperinflation.
Their leader is a cardboard cutout.
Scott.
Buddy.
considering you have imaginary phone calls with an imaginary senator
who probably will wind up being,
if the Senate goes back into session and he tries to show up,
they'll probably try to pass him off with a cardboard cutout.
I would, I'd hesitate to call anybody a cardboard cutout, Scott Jennings.
Their leader is a cardboard cutout.
Well, so is the guy you make phone calls to.
Oh, here's an interesting little tidbit.
And this is weird.
No, it's not weird.
But one of the targets of Republicans and maggots, same same now,
in terms of the federal bench, has been the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals.
Because the Ninth Circuit was a bit of a home to rational justices who weren't.
aren't crazier than a sprayed roach like, say, the 11th and 5th circuits are.
But nitwit Nero has been appointing judges to that court, and maggots have joyfully confirmed them.
And yet earlier today, a three-judge panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals comprised entirely of Maggot appointments, ruled three to nothing.
in favor of the state of Nevada because Nevada wants to treat Kalshi polymarket and other prediction markets
well as gambling and thereby subject to the oversight of the gaming commission and the legislature of the state of Nevada.
Calci and Crypto had fought bitterly against this ruling.
And for the accounting folks out there who understand this better than I,
those three Trump judges also said that sports event contracts,
such as one finds on prediction markets,
do not qualify as federally regulated derivatives,
and that runs contrary not just to the gambling sites,
Polymarket and Kalshi and others,
but it also runs contrary to the arguments made by the entirely corrupt
commodity futures trading commission under nitwit Nero.
So that's a bit of a shocker.
One reporter, Dustin Galker, said,
the first ruling against Kalshi at the appellate level, and the opinion seemed to be pretty
brutal for the company.
Curiously, a similar case arose in the third United States Circuit Court of Appeals,
where sits none other than Emil Beauvais, accent grove over the E, who once said,
sometimes you just have to tell a federal judge to get fucked.
New Jersey was seeking to bring some sort of sanity to the gambling that goes on
and the Third Circuit agreed with Kalshi and Polly Market
and that there's swaps under exclusive federal jurisdiction.
So once again, you get a split in the circuits,
which means that this will go up to our most.
puissant, dread sovereign, supreme Catholic majesties.
Because even though it's the most obvious form of gambling,
nonetheless, Nitwit Nero's corrupt little regulators,
has said, uh, this isn't gambling?
Funny, last time I placed a bet on something, it was gambling.
If you lose, they take your money from you, and if you win, they pay you.
That's gambling.
and of course
Trader Tott
will go running to Daddy
because he's an advisor
to both Calci and Polly Market
and good on Nevada
good on Michigan, good on Washington
State, all three of those have moved
to shut down
some or all of the operations
the schemes
run by Calci inside the
states
New York is suing Calci
directly
claiming the
they're running an illegal gambling operation.
Oh, that's beautiful.
And the CFTC kept saying,
no,
individual states can't enforce gambling laws.
Because we're the federal government,
and we federally regulate Kalshi and Polly Market
by not regulating them at all.
And just to show how scummy Kalshi is,
they're even
fighting against
something up in Wisconsin
where officials there said
hey y'all voters
if you
vote in an election you can't
place a bet on the prediction market
on the elections you're voting in
Cal she said
no-uh sure they can
it'll be a lovely day
if Kalshi and Polly Market can go down in flames,
especially if those three judges are the maggot judges,
are the ones who do it.
Oh, and while we're all sitting around wondering where the screw worm beef,
if it is in fact beef is coming from,
SNAEQUIS.
Turns out that Nitwit Nero's scheme for the Freedom Fuel Network
that sells below
market-priced
gasoline
well, a new lawsuit says
that they're selling it that way because they're
unloading hot gas
stolen fuel
like so many similar
cases. It gets a little
bit confusing, but
a fuel supplier in Georgia
called Mansfield Oil Company
sued
back on the 19th of August.
They said that a company called
KR.
S.M, which is run by a fuel guy, a fossil fuel, a fossil fool from New Jersey named Syed Cosmy,
bought a million gallons of gasoline worth $4 million from a Sonoco terminal.
And, wow, what a business model this is.
Never paid for it.
And then palmed it off on the Freedom Fuel Network.
which has 29 locations now.
The complaint reads as follows,
KRSM was able to sell such fuel for such low prices
and garner such publicity
because it never paid plaintiffs for such fuel.
God damn.
It's 2026 and we got maggots out there fencing gasoline now.
And if you've stolen the gasoline,
whatever you sell it for, that's pure profit.
As for KRSM, they say,
We will not be commenting further on this pending litigation.
And apparently the Casme brothers,
well, dealing in or fencing hot gas,
is apparently their business model.
Back in February, a U.S. district judge,
or a judge, said that the Casme brothers,
and this would be Shammy.
Kovie said they engaged in serial flouting of court orders, ordered Cosmy to cough up $667,000 in unpaid fuel theft,
and they also lost in a suit against 7-Eleven.
Syed Cosmi lost that one.
7-Eleven said that they, well, in for a penny, in for a pound, had stolen tens of thousands.
of dollars in cigarettes.
I remember when we thought the mob was a problem,
but here we are.
Jesus.
Fencing hot gas.
Did you ever expect to
hear that phrase?
Because I got to tell you,
I have not.
Aren't you glad you quit the old canker,
or cancer sticks, given the price of cigarettes
most places now, Robin? Oh, Jesus Christ.
Uprobes a hundred dollars for a cart in most places.
in Vermont?
Well, it's funny because down here,
Philip Morris has introduced a new
brand, a new sub-brand of their Marlborough brand.
And it's called Marlborough Cowboy Cut.
I don't know what makes tobacco a cowboy cut.
But, at least in West Virginia,
you can get two packs for,
$11.
I, of course, am so old that I can remember when that would buy you an entire carton.
I have another question, please, getting toward the end of the program.
I want an honest answer.
I know you don't come up with these names.
I've hit you up several time over this.
Every time you bring up the speaker, minority speaker,
Apex Shakur.
You do realize that's an insult to the Shakur name to attach him to bad deeds.
Yeah, but, yeah, but Jeremy, you also got, you also got,
upset about peewee Herman Garring.
I'm thinking about, yes, the Shakur's were freedom fighters.
They're good people. They weren't taking money from asshole packs from...
But it's a play on words. It's...
It's funny because it doesn't matter.
It's funny because of how it sounds.
Okay, I'll give you it's funny because it sounds, but I assure you the family wouldn't find it so funny.
but anyway
that's not
that's not here there
don't worry about it again
it's like the air conditioner
don't worry about it
just me
funny now
oh no no
it's not just you
with the air conditioner
uh
brother
brother deacon asa
hates the air conditioner
here
and has suggested
that I moved
to parkersburg
where it's nice and quiet
during the broadcast
I'm just extra picky
right now because
I'm fighting a low
I just guzzled a 20 ounce coke
trying to fight it off
so I'm extra
tendered
tonight
Oh, dear.
Well, you're not going to be low for very long, although that high-fructose corn syrup is not good for you.
If you could keep a stash of Mexican Coke and glass bottles, that would be your best bet.
I mean, not really.
Orange juice would probably do better.
Orange juice is dangerous.
Oh, sure.
Sugar, sugar, sugar.
But, you know, we tend to think of sugar.
When we're diabetic, we tend to think of sugar, but you know where I get in trouble?
rice
I love rice
and by the way
on the way out the door
juvenile delinquent number one is giving you some hell
Jesus H Jeremy
postpartum
depression era
that was a gaddam
awful joke you should really be ashamed of yourself
you better find a roommate because I don't know how
you can live with yourself
oh the shame is deep don't worry
I understand I did I said I was one of
I admitted it. I didn't resist. He was out there and I reached that low, low, low, low, on the ground, wrong.
Postparton depression, Jesus Christ. But I guess we are kind of in it. And then hot gasoline,
the Camel Cardinal says Trump's Freedom Fuel Network, the Casme brothers, are doing in
2026 what Michael Franzasi and the Colombo crime family did in the 1980s. Everything old is new,
I wonder if they've got the fashion sense, though, you know, Aza?
Those Armani suits.
And from Juvenile Delinquent Number Four,
How do you like your new title, Billable?
Roxanne, he asks.
How do you manage with all the unreasonable demands made by the juvenile delinquents?
Oh, Billable, you get used to it after a decade or so.
but yeah we are
we're at the end of the program
would anybody like to finish
this challenge off it's only 65 bucks
a couple of
six people at 10 bucks
and a little bit more
well actually six people at 11
bucks that'd be perfect
one at 65
whatever
it'd be great if we could do that
so thanks everybody
it's been kind of a quiet
front porch this evening. We'll see how things go come Monday, as Jimmy Buffett saying.
Thanks to each and every one of you who share your precious finite time engaging in the program in whatever manner you choose.
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That's on Jeremy.
Thank you, Jeremy.
don't let that hypoglycemia.
Don't fool with that.
We love you, even though you're a juvenile delinquent.
And thanks, Micah, for the post over at Blue Sky.
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It's a weird and dangerous world out there.
And, well, if nitwit Nero comes toward you babbling about,
oh, no, let's make it Scott Jennings.
If Scott Jennings comes towards you babbling about cardboard cutouts of anybody,
well, tell him to check in with his cardboard cutout buddy Mitch,
and avoid him like the plague because he is,
and always, always, always.
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