Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 28 May 2026, Thorny Thursday

Episode Date: May 29, 2026

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The password is Perloin. It's showtime. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussing with America's only liberal transvilly elitists right here, right now,

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Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this 28th day of May, 2006, the next to last day, broadcast day, that is,

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Hey, hey you two. Good to see you. Sorry about the delay in the start. That's two days in a row. I apologize. This was, well, I had to, well, my daughter and I had a lovely afternoon together, but she had to go for an ultrasound scan of her thyroid. I mean, I know it's fairly common, more common among women than guys, but it's even more common in sacrifice zones. because environmental toxins can have a lot to do with thyroid cancer. In fact, my thyroid screen came back clean just a couple of weeks ago.

That was all part of the blood work and the echo and the nuclear stretch test and what. Oh, hi, I'm Roxanne. But, yeah, if you're listening live, I'm awfully glad to be in your good company this afternoon. And, of course, every program here at the Horn begins with gratitude, and this program is no different. So we say thank you ever so kindly to our 28th day of the month, contributors and subscribers via PayPal. And that means thank you very kindly to Charlene and Rogue's Island,

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We're only $680 away from being halfway funded for the month of May. Thank you, Frank, and thank you, Scott. Thank you so very much. And thanks as well to Brandon and Finnell. It makes a world of difference. So, I don't know. We'll see if we can... No, no, Micah, the password isn't late.

You people. Yeah, that's right. I just, you people, you people. Ah. But, again, thanks. Ralph says, I accept your apology. I appreciate it, Ralph. You are always, you're always ever so kind and gracious.

By the way, I did go by the horn post office box at the UPS store, as I mentioned. and Auntie Ralph's Shadow would like to thank you very kindly for his new toy I'm sure he will tear the living be Jesus out of his Donald Trump squeaky in probably record time but he'll have a good time to it

I mean it's interesting what he did with the previous Donald Trump and what he's doing with this one now his other toys he had a puppy for a little horse while, didn't last long. But, you know, at first he carried puppy and cow

and a couple of, well, and of course, Hank clucking earlier, a year or so ago, with just pride and joy. These Trump toys, he gets a hold of them, and it's like all of his, all of his aggression,

all of his earnest golden fury he takes out on it he seems to know he seems to know instinctually and innately that those are avatars manifestations of utter and absolute disgust so thanks thanks for the therapy Ralphs. He's enjoying it immensely. And thanks to another individual who sent along some rechargeable batteries. Appreciate it. Very much appreciated.

And well, where to begin? Well, let's start with password, shall we? The password was purloined. I didn't get to this story yesterday. I wish I had. there's no end, as I discussed with David yesterday afternoon, there's no end to the perfidy of which this filthy, disgusting, repulsive, criminal, unethical, Department of Justice is capable of, and so it is that we found out that the DOJ

that's who we're talking about of course the DOJ has sent down the memory hole every press release every last press release from the DOJ about prosecutions of the domestic terrorists of January 6th 2021 it's astonishing really and when I say astonishing Well, let's check in with the hard-hitting CNN talking head telejournalist, Jake Tapper. You sure did you didn't want to hang on to this one for a later book, Jakey? After the Biden administration and the Trump Justice Department saying, I mean, they're on the record for why they did this, we will do everything in our power to make whole those who are persecuted for political purposes. This includes stripping DOJ's website of partisan propaganda.

Okay, I've got to tell you, I've covered DOJ for over a decade. That website, that is a trove, sort of a historical record of all the things that Justice Department has done, even if your sentence has been commuted or you've been pardoned. As most of the people who are prosecuted, convicted, pleaded guilty in January 6th. It's surprising to me that they take the press release off, right? Because those are official documents. That's what happened. That's what the jury decided.

The judge decided. The individual pleaded to. But here, they're calling it partisan propaganda and loudly bragging about the fact that they pulled down this documents. And just a reminder that we're talking about a guy. who pleaded guilty to attacking police with bear spray and a metal whip. And the Justice Department is painting that guy as a victim of a partisan witch hunt, unbelievable. They might also get money soon, too, right? All these people are eligible to apply for that anti-weaponization fund.

I was already in a bad move. You didn't need to. Sorry, Jake. I didn't mean to poke the bear. Well, you don't have to worry. Jake Tapper's no bear. at the risk of influencing another member of the animal kingdom. I, Jake's more of a weasel. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can hang on to this. I can hang on to this information. And then I can release a book and make more money. That's the Warner Brothers Weasel in case anybody wonders. So, you know, they're going to purloin. They're trying to erase history. And, ah, Jesus, it's just one more indignity on a super highway paved with indignities. As we dare to dream, there is an end to this nightmare somewhere around January the 20th of 2029.

You know, if Leon Scum doesn't steal that election too, you know, let alone the moment. midterms. And I wish to hell somebody would take Ashley St. Clair seriously and delve into this, delve into her allegations. Because if they turn out to be all that she says they are, not only could Leon Scum wind up in prison if we had a competent government, I know, I know, I know, I know. you know he could also be he could also be stripped of his citizenship and be deported hell of his citizen and strip him of his citizenship strip him of his wealth and i don't know turn him loose in the middle of it was good enough it was good enough for his political enemies it was good enough for daddy's political enemies turn it turn him loose with nothing more

than the clothes on his back in the middle of south sudan suits me right down to the ground how about you. And another follow-up, I mentioned yesterday the brutal clapback against hairless Hadrick after he attacked James Tala Rico and, well, accused him of being trans. That's the biggest insult they think they have now. Oh, you're trans. I, you know, if James Tala Rico was trans, he wouldn't look like that no no but

in response the Democrats posted and I'm still enjoying it shut up you ugly fuck well responding she really shouldn't have

responding Katie Miller the disgusting The disgusting creature that is married to mayonnaise's mouth said, She's dirty, unmarried with no kids. Put your name on it next time. He was saying that to Paulina Mangabot. She runs that account.

Put your name on it next time. This is what a sad, unhappy female liberal looks like. it's why Pew reports 50% of them have been diagnosed with a mental condition. Oh, well, you know what Mark Twain said. It is better to be thought of fool than to open one, be quiet and thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. And oh my God, she got savaged. Luis Moreno, who used to be a U.S. ambassador, said,

Ms. Miller, I wouldn't get in a debate of outlooks here. that's a losing effort for you and your Adonis-like husband you'd be better off questioning Pauline's non-use of a comma while accurately describing Stephen. You ugly fuck. I hope Ms. Mangabot gets, you know, a promotion or a bigger budget. Something like that.

But, let's see, somebody else said something. Where was it? someone else said listen calling her childless when your claim to fame is pushing out a couple of his little trolls isn't the flex you think it is

meanwhile another person said imagine the audacity to say anyone is sad lonely and has a mental condition when you're literally married to Stephen Miller Yeah, I'd say that That's probably enough to put a psychiatrist's kid through all of it A psychiatrist with a family of the size of the Waltons Put every one of those kids through dental school pay and cash

Jesus Oh, and a little bit of catching up here Over at the Charlie Kirkless Charlie Kirk show Those sad little trolls as noted by Ashley Sinclair. In the wake of the defeat of John Cornholio, the humiliation of John Cornholio, and his $100 million war chest.

You don't give him a fucking dime, Cornholio. The gang of unfuckable weirdos over at the Charlie Kirkless Charlie Kirk Show turned their attentions to none other than, well, the senior senator from South Carolina stand, yes. I'm talking about Ms. Lindsay Ladybugs Graham. And apparently they think that Miss Ladybugs might be just a little bit nervous now. So I think one of the risks here is that, one, we take Talrico too softly because he's so weird to us, right? But there's a lot of normies out there that just look at him and his golly g-shucks kind of persona.

People, we were laughing at Asov when he first came on the political seat. And now he's a senator from Georgia. And he's, you know, favored to retain his seat. I hope that's wrong. I would also say that the other, you know, I actually believe that Paxton would have won without Trump's endorse. So I think while the Trump endorsement is powerful, there's no doubt. I think that that just that's what led to this landslide, right? It just kind of pushed it way over the edge here.

But I think there's a critical component here. If you look at South Carolina, I'm not asking you to delve into controversial topics. So Lindsey Graham, he's got the Trump endorsement. But man, if I'm Lindsey Graham, I am in the words of Jeremy Carl, sweat and bullets today. because the base has an instinct of who actually represents the America First principles that we all as a scribe to and espouse. And they can smell a fraud, right? So I think we could take the takeaways in the wrong direction here. Yes, the Trump endorsement is powerful, but I mean, Paxton and Cornyn, there was really no choice for a base conservative, right?

And the base will come out if you give them a reason to in midterms. So the question then to you. Well, the question then to me is, how are these chuds defining the base conservative? Outright Nazi? Not a Nazi story in the stack. Of course, I've said all along, that's who the maggot base is. Nazis. And that's not some pejorative slur for somebody who brought me a cold cup of coffee.

I mean, the real kind, you know, the goose stepping and the hushes. Habenzhen, got hot and goortenzyne type. Nazis? You, Congressman, is what are the key takeaways here? You mentioned amnesty. What else? I think somebody who does the same thing behind closed doors that they talk about publicly. I'll give you an example.

It's the Save America Act. Okay, what are you trying to sound like Bobby Kennedy? Or is this just like your Valley Boy voice? This is a guy who looks like he might have started shaving, maybe last week, Brandon Gill, a maggot from Texas. Sort of related to the immigration debate, but this is something that we've known for a very long time. The only way realistically to get the Save America Act across the finish line is for the Senate to utilize a talking filibuster. And if you're going to support the Save America Act but not support a talking filibuster, both public. and behind closed doors.

Oh, speaking of that Talking Philibuster, do you remember how John Cornholio said, okay, just elect me in the runoff and I'll support the talking filibuster.

Oh, well, Zies. That's not good enough anymore, and I don't think that the people of Texas are looking for that type of leadership. They want somebody who's going to get it done. And that was a big issue, in this election cycle. In fact, I think at one point,

Ken Paxton had mentioned he would drop out of the race if Senate leadership would get the Senate... Oh, I'm sorry, Paxton. So smart. Past. And that's something that voters looked to, and they said, that is leadership. That's somebody who's fighting for me,

and that's what they're drawn towards. So I think... Yeah, what an admission of what the maggot base is. That's leadership. That's what something voters are drawn toward. disenfranchising voters, making sure that people can't vote. You know, people like Jimmy Dick Bowman, who I'm sure has not amended his birth certificate. Or if he has, he's done it in the last five or six months.

Uh-huh. Yeah. Because his photo ID does not match his birth certificate. Of course, neither do millions of women's birth certificates match their current ID because they took their husband's name when they married. But imagine saying out loud that voter disenfranchisement is what motivates the maggot base when they're just as likely to be the ones disenfranchised. I mean, talk about hoisting yourself on your own pittard for God's sakes. It's an amnesty. It's the Save America Act.

And it's also people just recognizing and feeling comfortable that the representative that they're sending to Washington is somebody who's looking out for them and not looking out for Washington, D.C. or foreigners or anybody else. Yeah. Well, and they make a, you know, and I actually, you know, I might take some heat for this. But I don't think Cornyn's a bad guy. I think he just has bad ideas. And I think, you know, he's just out of step with where the base. is at and where the party is gone. He mattered. He was with the party 20 years ago. Yeah, it's 20 years later. Yeah, it is.

Well, he was good enough to bring probably several billions of dollars to take SAS from Washington, D.C. Yeah, another taker state, of course, which reminds me, I've got to get an oil change. I'm definitely not going to use taker state of Motorola. No. But I need to do it. that soon before motor oil becomes impossible to obtain. Hmm, yeah, I know. And I love that line from Tom Tillis that Ralphs reminded me of. Saying Paxton is ethically challenged is like saying Jeffrey Dahmer had an eating disorder. We heard, where did we hear that yesterday, but God, that's going to stay evergreen.

But that's something that these men are. maggots don't seem to understand. Cornyn had a significant amount of seniority. That meant he could bring home those Buku billions to take Sass. Ken Paxton, on the other hand, well, he's maggot through and through, which means that he will be disinclined to even try to bring money home. But then again, he's also not going to have... the seniority to get much attention paid to him. Remember the story from a couple of days ago?

About how the freshman, Congressman Riley Moa, maybe is he second term? I can't remember. Riley Moa of West Virginia stood up in the budget committee and said, we got to have $250 million for water projects in West Virginia that it's going to take $16 to $20 billion

to fix and well the maggots in the house said fuck you hillbilly well they'll be right there to say that to Ken Paxton too because well you know seniority is a thing

and of course yes Ralph's challenge got met from yesterday and Ralph says, thanks, everyone. Thank you, Ralphs. Thank you so much. Jimmy Bowman, Lee, in New York, says, trying to remember that J.D. Vance does J.D. stand for jerking Davenport?

Just asking, you know what? It very well may. Lee says, Paxton will bring money home. The difference is that Cornyn will bring it to the state. Paxton will bring it to his account. I'm saying he has an ethics problem like St. Jeffrey Dahmer had an eating disorder. I do appreciate a quality sick burn as the hip kids say.

And I mentioned the, let's see, let's start before we go there. The ongoing just emulation of Miss Lindsay Ladybug's Graham, that's just my little ladybugs, you don't mind, dude. you? It continues the pace as he humiliated himself before

God and the world and everybody. He actually recently, and I'm not kidding, and feel free to get the hockey puck if need be, to cut down on the decibelage from the

screaming. He suggested that the Nobel Prize needs to be renamed the Trump Prize. Please tell me you still love me, Daddy. And that is that, maybe that, maybe that's

proof positive of what those chuds over it. The Charlie Kirk was Charlie Kirk show said maybe he is sweating bullets. But it's always worth hearing.

Yeah. The center of Islam for the entire world to recognize... Here, let's get the whole thing. He can pull this off. If he can get Saudi Arabia, the center of Islam for the entire world to recognize the Jewish state Israel, he will have ended the Arab-Israeli conflict that's been going on for thousands of years. They should change the Nobel Prize to the Trump Prize.

Wait, hold the on, please. The Arab-Israeli conflict that's been going on for thousands of years, Ladybugs, honey, Islam is only about 1,400 years old. That's when Muhammad and his armies came roaring out of the desert to sweep over all of the Western Asia, only to run headlong into, well, Jenghis Khan. There hasn't been an Arab-Israeli conflict. good God, a little bit of historical knowledge would go a long way.

No, it wouldn't matter worth the Tinkers, damn. You know, history, schnesty. What did I say back during the reign of error, those loyal bushyes? Someone asked Dim Leader what he thought history would think of him, and he said, Who cares? We're all going to be dead then. I wonder if Seth MacFarlane modeled Peter Griffin's laugh on dim leaders, because it just occurred to me. They sound a lot like, yeah.

Arab-Israeli conflict for thousands of years, okay, 2,000 to get back to Palestine of the Roman era, 2,000 years, and another thousand years to get back to. roughly the beginning of the Iron Age. And there wasn't much in the way of an Israel around 1,000 BCE. Now, bear in mind that coming out of the late Bronze Age, there was a people, their names are written down in clay tablets from the Hittites and the Lewians

and the Ugareides. I'm not sure which people names them, but they were called the Palestinians, Palestinians. So they've been around. But all that stuff that's recounted in the Pentateuch is a fairly recent vintage.

Oh, God, I'm reading a fascinating book now. I mentioned it to David yesterday. When they severed Earth from sky, It's about teasing history out of myth. And I found out what that whole golden calf thing means. No spoilers, but wow. There's so much history hidden away in myth, but you have to be able to figure out where it is.

So, no, no, Miss Lady Bugs. There hasn't been thousands of years of Arab-Israeli conflict. We don't even necessarily know that the peoples with whom Israel and Judah contended in the Iron Age were even Arabic. I mean, we know Israel got its ass kicked and dragged off into captivity by the Babylonians. That doesn't mean they were Arabs. We know they got their ass kicked again. by the Assyrians. And again,

that doesn't mean they were Arabs. Then the Romans came along and kicked them around a little bit more. The Romans were definitely not Arabs. I love history. I do. And I despise A historicity. By the way,

today was the finals of the the scripts-powered spelling be. I haven't gotten the results on that yet, but just saying the word ahisturicity made me wonder what the winning word will be. I'm sure it's not anti-disestablishmentarianism, either. But do tell us about the conflict between the Israelis and the Arabs for thousands of years, Miss Scarlett, I mean, Lindsay. Years. They should change the Nobel Prize to the Trump Prize. If he can do that, I think he can, is the biggest change in the history, in the modern history, and in the ancient history of the Mideast. You know, as noted previously, you kind of have to know a little bit of the ancient history of Western Asia. And Miss Lindsay clearly does not.

I mean, no, really, tell me about the Lewians. Tell me about the Ugaridis. who miss lindsay were the sea peoples tell me tell me about the egyptians and not just by playing that song oh thank you thank you reverbo that's very kind uh you have reached new heights of verbal showboing with that word oh it's not that big word a historicity but i appreciate the uh i i appreciate the acknowledgement the notice No, really, Lindsay, what caused the collapse of the late Bronze Age? The most complex, multi-international trading and cooperative network in the entire history of humanity, as we understand it, up until the modern era.

What did cause it? Tell us, tell us, Lady Bugs. Well, he doesn't know. He's not paid to know things like that. Tell us about the Amarna letters that detail the diplomatic relations between, say, the Hittites and the Ahiyahuans, and the Hittites were called the Hattusha. Tell us about that. Right. Crickets.

where the Arabs and the Jews live together where it becomes a center of power economically not a powder keg Yeah okay I'm going to need you to keep shutting the fuck up Lindsay Because see one of the little secrets that again Mr. Clemens It is better to be silent and thought a fool

than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt there was a time of absolute cooperation, downright neighborliness between Jews and Muslims and Muslims of multiple types Sunni, Shia, Sufi lived side by side kids played together, went to school

together, work together. And that shit all began to come crashing down with the Balfour Declaration. Which is, you know, which puts us at about, you know, 110, 115, 120, 30 years ago.

Under the Ottoman Empire, people lived, well, not the Sephardic Jews, lived side by side, house by house. And there was no house-to-house-house rating. People weren't stealing other people's homes from them. It's only with the creation of Israel and the formulation of Zionism, that you get that.

It's only when the Ashkenazi come into the picture that the mistreatment and maltreatment of Palestinians comes into play. In fact, let's let let Ms. Ladybugs wrap up here. I got something. And once you put Iran in a box, and he's going to do that,

we're going to have peace between Saudi Arabia and Israel. Nobody thought that was possible. I believe it's possible. and there's one guy can do it. Donald Trump. He can pull this. What a pathetic little toe sucker. Honestly.

By the way, Iran shot back at us today after we shot at Iran yesterday. We attacked installations at Bandar Abbas. They in turn responded by attacking one of our many Kuwaiti bases. and in fact it was the Kuwaiti base from which came the attacks on Bandar Abbas. In other words, unlike the United States, the Iranians attacked a legitimate military target. Now, how well we have it defended? I don't know.

What's happening? What's going on? Sorry, that Tucker Carlson impression is just living rent-free. in my head. But no, the Iranians attack a legitimate military target. Unlike us

who, well, we slaughter little girls trying to learn to read and write. Well, I'm proud

to be an American. Roxanne. 3680. 680 to get us down to halfway funded for the month of May. Sorry about the singing.

It's just that when I think of nauseating, obnoxious faux patriotism. Well, I think of Lee Greenwood.

To be an American where we slaughter little girls. What would you expect from a pedophile president? I mean, really. But I want to share this. I ran across this

the other day and found it absolutely fascinating. This is a Okay, what the hell's happening with my messenger? Well, it was a clip of an elderly Jewish scholar who spent his life teaching at elite British universities. But he explained that prior to the incursion by... by Ashkenazi Jewry from Europe. And this guy in particular grew up Sephardic Jewish in Iraq.

And things were quiet and things were peaceful. Not at war for thousands of years. Like Miss Ladybugs said. Oh, the stupidity. The stupidity. Yeah. sad, pathetic little man, Andy Ostroy posting, Girl, stop, you're humiliating yourself.

Veterans for Responsible Leadership said, there's really not much to say about Lindsay anymore. He's just a sad, pathetic little man. Truer words have never been spoken. And again, there was, you know, Nitwit Nero pitching and touting the peace deal coming. And now it appears there's no peace deal, because remember the clip yesterday? The Israeli fascists said,

Israel will not allow the United States and Iran to make peace. And have continued pursuing their slaughter of Lebanon. How sad for the countries that don't have any friends in the wider world to come to their aid, to come to their rescue, to make this shit stop in Lebanon. And they're all afraid because Israel has nukes and nobody thinks for a minute that they wouldn't use them.

But I mentioned how he's been touting peace and touting peace and touting peace. Good on whoever at MS now put this supercut together of nitwit Niro bragging about I'm going to bring peace. Sorry for the fact that it happened on my former filthy morning habit. Do you think I deal with Iran with this current regime would ever really stick? I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I know one thing. They want to make a deal.

They wouldn't talk to anybody else, but they're talking to me. I hope they're going to be more reasonable. They want to make a deal. I think they want to make a deal. I don't think they want to make a deal. I don't think they want the consequences of not making a deal. They want to make a deal. They are begging to make a deal, not me. They're begging to make a deal. And anybody that saw what was happening over there would understand why they want to make a deal. Now, it's possible that we'll have a deal because they want to make a deal.

They want to make a deal more than I want to make a deal. We're very close to making a deal. That'll be a great thing. No, they want to make a deal badly. And we'll see if we get there. If we get there, they can't have nuclear weapons. You know, it's very simple. And they will not have a nuclear weapon, and they want to make a deal so badly.

We'll see what happens. Iran is dying to make a deal. We'll see what happens. But we hit them hard. Iran is very much intent. They want very much to make a deal. So far, they haven't gotten there. We're not satisfied with it.

But we will be. That's... Yeah, we will be, because they'll make you be satisfied with it. It all comes down to the power imbalance. Iran is an authoritarian regime. and they're willing to suffer. They're willing to let Iranian people suffer because they know that the longer they hold out,

the greater the suffering by the American people is. And we may just not be willing to suffer. What they're doing is they're using what passes for democracy here against us. President Trump's, let's make a deal, Iran version. And of course, no agreement yet. Well, yeah. So just to be clear, that supercut ran from February, mid-February through March, April, and all the way up to yesterday.

That's three months of Oh, we're definitely going to make a deal, we'll have a deal, they badly want a deal. And meanwhile, he's the one on his knees. And I don't think they have any compunction whatsoever, the Iranians, to try to ramp the pressure up on him until that little piece of plaque breaks loose.

And by the way, speaking of that little piece of plaque, even over at Fox News TV Radio Rwanda well they sent Chris Coons is a Democratic Senator from Delaware decided to make Martha McCallum

hard-hitting Fox News talking TV head he made her want to run for cover and what she was trying to do was leverage a story about the fact that Jill Biden told CBS News that she was afraid that Joe was having a stroke

when the debate went south back in June of 2024 and Chris Coons was too smart to let her get away with it Joe Biden's so old it's not as I understand Micah says can we just give them Orange Julius Geezer and go back to the status quo

Well, you know, the Romans didn't give Marcus Likinius crosses to the Persians, but they did wind up getting him, and they fulfilled his dearest wish to have unlimited amounts of gold. The only thing is the Parthians provided it to him by pouring it molten down his throat. so that he might have all he ever wanted. She thought he was having a stroke. It's inexplicable as a wife, why you wouldn't stop the whole thing right then and go straight to a hospital.

What's your take on what she's saying now? Poor stupid, Martha. He didn't have a stroke. He immediately went to a post-debat event and was just fine. and the next, let's see, Raleigh, North Carolina, and then the next day was at Stonewall in New York City, fit as a fiddle. He was sick. And Jill Biden wasn't saying he was having a stroke.

She was worried not about the President of the United States, but about the husband that she loves. But this is, after all, Fox News TV Radio Rwanda, right? Frankly, my take is that as I've gone up and down the state of Delaware in the last couple of days, nobody's asked me about Joe Biden's debate performance in 2024. They've asked me about the rising price of gas. They've asked me about Trump's tariffs. They've asked me about insecurity and instability because of an unresolved war in Iran that is not going well. As someone who cares for President Biden, I too was concerned about what that several second pause meant, what was happening at the moment.

But I was with President Biden earlier today. We are at the funeral of a friend of ours, someone who long served as the mayor of Wilmington, and he's fine. I see regular incidents where President Trump falls asleep in meetings in the middle of the day, makes no sense in answering questions, and frankly, what I think the average Delawarean wants to hear is what are we going to do to lower their costs, and what are we going to do to avoid future pointless wars overseas? Just a little note. I'm glad to know it's Delawarean. I wondered about that.

I thought it might be Deloegian. Two things President Trump ran on when he was successfully elected in 2024. Well, I mean, we can go back and forth, you know, on the cognitive abilities of President Trump versus what was quite obvious from President Biden. President Trump answers like 30 to 100 questions every single day. And the answers he gives are mostly spirocliac. heat flavored oatmeal, cream of wheat, Ralston? Oh, God.

I can only presume that when Martha McCallum goes home at the end of the day and ties into a Nebuchadnezzar of Mexican gasoline just to make the screaming stop in her head, that she probably maybe, you know, before she's really good commode hugging drunk, and she thinks, well, you know, it's worth. that I lie my ass off every day of my life, but here we are, and here I am, and this is my beautiful house, and this is my beautiful wife, and this is my beautiful car. Poor another one, just like the other one. Damn it, Roxanne, what is it with the singing?

From the press, most days, he is a completely... And we now saw President Biden take that risk in a million years of answering questions that way. Yeah. No, I think it is significant because I think there. See, that's classic Fox News. Start talking fast and louder and make sure that the control room has potted down whoever's handing the hostess her ass just ever so slightly so she can over talk. Secretary Hague said in front of me of his condition. And he couldn't answer the question, what's the goal of the war in Iran?

And if the goal of the war in Iran is to prevent Iran from ever having a nuclear weapon, Secretary Heggseth couldn't explain that strategy. And he couldn't explain how the war in Iran is going to help make us more secure and lower the costs that Americans are facing because of the closure of the Strait of Hormuz. That's what's in front of them. That's where we started in this interview. And that's what I think we ought to be focusing on. have to deal with the threats that exist?

Or, you know, that B.B. Netanyahu and Idemar Ben-Gavir and Belsabob Smotrich say exist. Remember when Bibi drew a picture at the U.S.? Yeah. My friends, Iran is five and a half seconds away from having a nuclear weapon. Out there, we understand the path that Iran was. on. We saw no action taken really under the Biden administration to stop it from happening in a meaningful way. So, you know, it is important how presidents function, the current president, the last president. It is very important because it's the leadership of the country.

And Martha, one of the things I have raised over and over in hearings on the defense appropriation subcommittee is the very real risk to the United States from Iranian drones. They are successfully attacking our bases, our embassies, and our allies. And President Trump should be embracing the one country that knows how to intercept their drones successfully, Ukraine. If we work more closely with Ukraine and purchase from them the systems that can defend our country, we would all be better off. That's a valid point. They have advanced drone technology dramatically and have changed the trajectory of war as we know it based on what we've seen there. It's a good point. Thank you very...

Oh, God damn it, you won. You get the idea that the word comes down from the suits upstairs, from, you know, rapy and Lachlan, that they would actually like to not see Ukraine overrun by Mother Russia, for reasons, I'm sure, that are entirely their own. What a mess. Meanwhile, also at Fox News, well, this was at Fox Business. more thank you

brother deacon much pleased we'll run that thank you for sending that along that's the clip I was talking about earlier we got more nasty news today about the economy

according to numbers released Wall Street was expecting 2% growth we got 1.6% instead. But, well, we also got in April a 3.8% uptick in the Personal Consumption Expenditures Index. And that's the highest in three years. That's the highest since we were coping with the after effects.

of COVID. So you got 3% rise in inflation with a 3.6% increase in wages. Even I, who suck at ciphering, realize that that's not

sustainable. And apparently they even recognize that at Fox Bidness. What if present Yeah, stupid ads. Sometimes you get one, sometimes you don't.

It's one of the Federal Reserve's favored inflation. Ad, Steve, Bonnie. Personal consumption expenditures, PCE. Without getting technical, it measures changes in the prices that you pay. Here we go. Last month, the PCE went up 0.4%. And over the last year, it's gone up 3.8%. Now, look, in plain English, inflation is clearly stubborn, not cooling that much just yet.

market reaction mixed. The Dow is off 70 points. That's not much of a loss. The S&P at this point virtually unchanged. The NASDAQ is actually pointing a fraction higher of 23 points. Oil, that's back above $90 a barrel, $954 to be precise. Gas, that's come off its highs, but it's still at $4.42 on average for regular across the country. It is still just above $6 a gallon in California. As for diesel, okay, down a couple of cents, but you're still at $5.50. As for the 10-year Treasury, the yield is just under 4.5%, 4.47. The two-year, just over 4%. Let's get into it, Chuck. We did get the latest read on inflation this morning. Not fun. Not that bad. It's the PCE report. Okay. Lauren, you got. I love it when a bunch of millionaires are sitting around going, hi, it's not that bad. Not bad. my portfolio is still all right. I saw a big jump in inflation tied to gas prices. The Fed's preferred inflation gauge, hitting 3.8% in line with expectations, a three-year high, and a big step up from 3.5% in March.

Okay, take out energy, take out food, your core level, a more modest 3.3%. Bottom line here is the report is little comfort for those hoping the Fed would cut rates. little comfort for those on Main Street. Inflation is wiping out wages. If you looked at the income levels last month, flat, spending levels, way up. And then we got the GDP read, the revision for the first three months of the year,

revised down to 1.6%. We'll take it. Lauren, thanks so much indeed. Thanks so much indeed. And thanks so much indeed to Sharon. Thank you, Sharon. We're down to 3655. Thank you so very much.

questions coming from well Jeremy is Iran in a box kind of like rice errone I was thinking more along the lines of mac and cheese you know it's kind of got an orange color to it

oh I have been giving the wrong total for fundraising let me recalculate where to go there it is yes the fundraising the funding deficit is down to uh jeremy jeremy jeremy

three six five one 883 365181 83 thanks I appreciate the correction Jeremy so we got some new loose change to play with because

well Jeremy's a juvenile delinquent 3651 83 Thank you Leah in New York says inflation if you stop spending money inflation is not a problem at all

simple right Randy Radar noting in the Chris Coons Martha McCallum segment let's talk over each other just like William F. Buckley taught us to and we're back on the schoolyard playground

I always think of Crossfire when I think of that. And by the way, Nitwit Niro's bragging about the Montreal cognitive assessment again. Barack Obama and Joe Biden never passed it three times. It's because I've got a very big brain. It's a very large brain. And I mentioned a Nazi problem. Well.

I bet Carl and Phoenix could tell us where this is. there's a neighborhood in Phoenix called Deer Valley. That's Deer with two E's not an E and A. A school board official there got irked with the way that a meeting was going. Kimberly Fisher Tuesday night and said she said that the board meeting was being run by the board president, like a dictator Arizona is another one of those places that has so-called non-partisan school boards

but well Kimberly Fisher is a maggot because she's run for other offices as a maggot so when she didn't get her way in the meeting guess how she manifested it that's right she gave a Nazi salute uh-huh and the community

ain't happy about it and I'm glad Representative Stephanie Simichick, a member of the Arizona House, said, I'm someone who believes to my core that our schools must be safe places for every single child, regardless of their background, the religion, or the color of their skin. What happened in that room was not a joke. It was not a political statement or an expression of frustration. It was a deliberate invocation of one of the most evil ideologies in human history on display

in a building where our children come to learn. I'm calling on every parent, educator, and elected official, Republican or Democrat, to stand up and say clearly, this has no place here. Our Jewish students, families, and community members deserve better. Every student deserves better. We will not normalize this, not on my watch,

not in our schools, not in Arizona. Well, I mean, I hope y'all don't normalize it, but the best way to not normalize it is to find a way to drive the, Hitler saluter off the board. Man, there's something in the not water out in Arizona. Wendy Rogers

that perverted sheriff Carrie Lake. Good God. Oh, and let's check in with the students for Trump, shall we? Mm-hmm.

Up in the nation's capital, Washington, D.C. the co-founder and chairman of students for Trump, one Ryan Fournier, got hauled in on a domestic violence charge, and that's the second time in two years, in which he's been accused of beating on a woman. He was charged with simple assault and attempted threats to do bodily harm after something that went on Monday night at the apartment.

at city center. A woman told police she'd been dating Fournier for about two months and was in town to visit him. She found him passed out drunk and tried to wake him. He was on the floor. And when he began to come around, he came around swinging. And he punched her in the face with his closed fist two or three times. you'd think he'd be awake by then, but no, well, he climbed on top of her,

and at the time he was doing all this, he had a switchblade knife at hand. At one point, Fournier screamed, Don't touch me, woman! Do you want me to crush her head in with this lamp? Do you want to die today? She ran to the bathroom. His victim did.

and the witness who saw all of this, heard all of this, said she looked like she'd been punched in the face. And if she called 911, she spoke to the other person and said, please don't let him stab me. He naturally entered a not guilty plea. They imposed a protective order telling him to stay the hell away from her. But yeah, it's his second time around. back in North Carolina in 2003, he was charged with assaulting a woman, as well as

assault with a deadly weapon. That's after he pistol whipped his girlfriend. Those charges somehow got dropped. Gee, I wonder how. By the way, he said he was Deputy Director

of Public Affairs at the U.S. Department of Justice. Uh-huh. and even the day after he was arrested, he was back on X posting excrements about the ice goons and the CBP thugs. I should never pull back. Arrest and deport.

By the way, we haven't had a lot of coverage of ice lately, but apparently they're swinging back into action with the summer. I guess it beats the hell out of trying to torture people in the dead of winter in Minnesota. The goons attacked a restaurant in a neighborhood of Pittsburgh in the last day or so. And they also attacked a Mexican restaurant in Bridgeport, West Virginia. There's only one way to stop this.

Only one way. Run them out of office and then prosecute and imprison. But speaking of moles inside the government, we have a Sammy Bad Breath siting. Well, not really a Sammy Bad Breath siting. It's more like a Philip Alito siting. Early on in 2025, the office of the general council in the treasury

hired Philip Alito, the son of Sammy Bad Breath and his spouse I had no idea that he and Mrs. Alito had children and I would have been immensely happy to remain ignorant of that because the minute I read this story

as sleazy and corrupt as it is the worst part of it was having ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to admit the knowledge to my mind that two things got together and copulated and produced children. Try it, just as a thought experiment. You know what he looks like. Imagine Sammy Bad Breath. Now imagine him rutting away.

Yeah, dinner in the central daylight time zone just took it right on it. glass jaw. Nasty. Ugh. But it's it's disgusting and it's corrupt. It's unethical. Not that ethics means anything

to our most puissant dread sovereign Supreme Catholic majesties on the court. No. One former treasury official said, oh, if people were introducing themselves by first and last name, he'd just say Phil. Hi, what's your name? First and last name?

My name is Phil. My name is Maximus, Decimus, Oridius. My name's Phil. And apparently Scott Besson's treasury has tried to keep it as much on the DL as possible, but it finally came out even though... Phil? ...doesn't have a public resume. He doesn't have a profile on LinkedIn.

and he is absolutely not to be found anywhere on the Treasury website. But here's the thing. He's trying to lay low, and he's trying to lay low for a reason. He's an attorney advisory in the office of the General Counsel. He gets briefed on matters of significance inside the Treasury, and he offers legal advice as high up the chain of command as one can go. another individual speaking to notice said

oh there's no doubt he got that position because of who he is and here's the thing it's not like Sammy Badbreath doesn't know where his boy works and yet Sammy Badbreath has heard numerous cases as a justice on the Supreme Court and never ever has recused in those cases involving a treasury because of a conflict of interest, including one from this past November where the treasury was named as a party defendant.

It was about that that was the tariffs case. And at no point in time did Treasury ever acknowledge that one of their lawyers' daddies was on the court and guess who voted to let nitwit Niro do his tariff thingy. Uh-huh. Of course, alongside Fappy, if I recall correctly. Yeah, he was part of the dissent. Meanwhile, when notice asked for comment from Sammy Bad Breaths office, well, no, it's not, there was no discovery.

That's what... Yeah, crickets. Ethics? We ain't got no stinking ethics. I'm a justice of the Supreme Court. What? You think I got rules I got stuff for a? Huh?

Yeah, go down to the deli and get me some gobble ghoul. Repulsive. And, by the way, going back for a moment to the race down in Texas. In yesterday's program, we heard James Talleyco's first ad. Well, they didn't wait long getting one out from the Paxton camp either. Accusing James... God damn. Accusing James Tala Rico of being low Tee.

They tried to couch it in terms of him. They ain't really a Texan. He's an eighth-generation Texan. I wonder if Ken Paxton's people go back that far. He's low... And everybody knows that that means low testosterone because, well, testosterone

is so freaking awesome. I loved it so much. I got rid of it entirely. Feel much better, too, by the way. But yet, this comes on the heel of accusing him of being trans. And it's probably a stupid thing for me to ask,

but does that shit work in Texas? Well, he ain't man-lawful. like Ken Paxton is. I mean, Ken Paxton's the goddamn manly one woman wasn't enough for him. So a good Christian like him, he had to go out and commit adultery and fornicate on his good, God, fear, and upstandard Bible, believe in Christ-centered evil, evangelical, gun, mentalist, ammo, sexual, Christian marriage wife. And, uh, yeah, Paxton also referred to him as Talafreco. speaking to CBS News, though. Tolerico had this to say,

speaking to CBS News. Got some CBS News news news in here, too. If Ken Paxton is worried about freaks, he should stop giving Epstein-style sweetheart deals to pedophiles. This is the guy who just released Adam Hoffman from jail and admitted child rapist after one of Ken Paxton's wealthy lawyer friends got involved in the case. Ken Paxton even kept him off the

sex offender registry and Adam Hoffman meanwhile got released early he was supposed to do 60 days I think he did 29 we talked about the underlying story a few nights ago

and upon getting turned loose he was asked for comment and he just said I just want to go home I just want to go home well by going home he meant leaving the state of texas and going to live with his mama and daddy in nebraska stan good nebraskans might want to figure out where he is because even though he's not on the sex offender registry

it might be a good idea to find out where ma and pa hoffman live and maybe let the neighborhood know that there's a rapist of little boys in the neighborhood and keep children away from him for all their worth. I mean, but who am I? I'm just saying. Oh, and I want to go back to that clip that Brother Deacon Asa sent along.

I don't know. Oh, Ralph, thank you. I just, I didn't realize you'd put a challenge out there. Thank you so much, Ralph. Let me find that. I apologize for my... I just looked and... Yeah, that's right.

I still have... Randy Radar said, I don't think you're rid of it entirely. No, I'm not. There's still a little bit of tea floating around out there, but not enough to make any difference. It was measured recently.

I think it was 16 compared to over 1,000 when I started my transition. So, yeah, it's not worth... not worth mention, no. Well, Ralph, I don't see the challenge. Let me go back

further. Sorry for the dead air. I don't see it, Ralphs, I apologize. But there is a challenge on the table, courtesy of Routes. Thank you very kindly. And that would get us down beyond $3,600. Well, it'd get us

down to $3,600, I'm guessing. Oh, okay. darn it. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, that's yesterday. See, when you asked me if your challenge had been met, I thought that was the one from yesterday. Bless my soul.

I don't see it anywhere here, Ralph. But, yes. Oh, there it is. Okay, I'm sorry. Okay. Yeah. Scott Besant has been filled in today for the, gone to spawn

Caroline real pooh-pooh leave it alone and whilst there he sort of well Scott sort of gave the game away he took a question

and let me make sure I'm getting this right oh okay there we go yeah I'm getting this right if you had any doubt whatsoever the link that Ralph sent me said about Grampy taking a taste of his own $1.8 billion

weaponization slush fund, well, this is the clip in question. People talking about the IRS settlement, which has been rolled over now into this weaponization fund over at DOJ.

I wanted to get your comment on the decision process, as much you can tell how that settlement came to be, how it was rolled over to DOJ, and then the process for those funds now, as it's played out.

Good. So thank you for your question. This is going to be the only question I'll take on this matter today. So there's ongoing litigation. So it would be inappropriate for me to comment. President Trump is a great American who has endured more than 10 years, 10 years of non-stop harassment and weaponization from the federal and state government actors. A bad actor at the IRS leaked more than 400,000 tax returns, including the Trump family,

all the employees, and that's how we got here now. No American should be targeted for political reasons, and every citizen deserves fair treatment, full protection of the law. The Department of Justice, represented, Treasury, and the IRS in this matter, and I'm going to have to refer any questions to Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. So, yeah, yeah. Of course, what Scott Bessent, formerly of the Pink Palace in Charles, in South Carolina, who made a killin selling that pile of bricks.

What he neglected to mention was that those tax documents were leaked after his orange daddy promised repeatedly, oh, I'll release my tax information after it's in audit, but after it's out of audit, I'll release it. And, of course, he was lying through his teeth. And no, he's not been persecuted. didn't know he's not a great American. He's barely an American at all. He is, in fact, let's remember,

and this is a term the Republicans coined, and so I'm sure they won't mind if we use it. Donald Trump is an anchor baby. Yeah. Because Neri came over from

that gene pool. It's more like a muddy hoof print in Scotland. on a vacation visa and then she went and decided to stay and figure it out a way to stay

by because she had become the help and then you know Fred forked her and that's how she stayed in America thanks for the challenge

Ralphson thanks for resending the clip because that dovetails nicely with this one. Caitlin Collins asked a question and Scott Bessent didn't like it at all because well you know we've done pretty well

for a significant period of the history of this country with nothing bigger than a $100 bill with a good old Ben Franklin's face on it but well apparently we've got to find somewhere else to put nitwit Niro's filthy mug

oh and by the way starting on July 4th 2026 the Trump accounts go live in which we're going to give every child in the United States a thousand dollars to put into the

Trump account and we'll play it on the market and I'm going to take every god damn penny of it and none of the kids will ever see a goddamn bit of it because it's my money no i i can't imagine i can't imagine any well i mean yes i can maggots i can imagine maggots simple enough to fall for this con but that's not what we're talking about here katelyn collins wanted to know about well it we'll let the clip speak for it so I have two questions for you, but just to follow what you said about the... Well, you didn't call me doctors, you know, I'll get one.

I'll shoot for two. You said that it's up to Congress. The president's face is on a $250 bill, but it is actually the Washington Post that's reporting two political appointees from the Treasury Department who have asked agencies to be ready to do that. Do you think politically it's a good idea to put his face on a $250 bill when people are struggling to afford gas and... You know, I don't really...

understand this Washington Post article that who hears from the post yeah terribly written terribly edited so basically what what it says is that Treasury is following the law and that we've created the bill and that it's up to Congress but that we follow the bill and it's up to I didn't really understand what the story was so anyway these aren't involved in that two of your political appointees yeah of course but we we prepare for everything if it gets passed just like we we were ready six months in advance with the one big beautiful bill for tax guidance. So we have to prepare in advance. You can't draw something up the day before. Politically, do you think it's a good idea, though, when people are

struggling to afford gas and groceries? Look, I think it has, I think that it's bifurcated. Do you think we should have a 250th anniversary, the celebration? Really, Scott? You think it's by? Anyway, but putting the president's face on a $2 billion bill for use. No, no, no, no, but Kavana. But, it's not happening anyway. It's happening because it's being funded by private citizens, by the federal government, by state governments, by municipal governments, to celebrate our country. And I

don't think that there's anything untoward about having the President United States. The person who was President of the United States on the 250th anniversary bill. Well, there's one problem there, Scotty. We generally does

the same thing apply to the coinage that applies to postage stamps. You don't get to be on a postage stamp until you're dead. You know, singing with the bleeding choir at Mortal. Eternal. Everybody else on the money. Let's see, Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Alexander Hamilton. Aaron Burr took care of that.

Andrew Jackson, Ulysses S. Grant, Ben Frank, all dead. Now, if the Congress wants to put Niro's face on it, well, yeah, I mean. And, you know, you want to get that sinking feeling? We name aircraft carriers after presidents now. witness the Gerald R. Ford, which is prone to mishaps

and the like, you know, can't get the potties to plush, that kind of thing. Can you imagine? And never mind his big, beautiful golden battleships. I'm sure he'd rather have one of those named

after him, but at some point in time, and as sure as God made little green apples, and if you eat too many of them, you'll get the run. and at some point in time, if it hasn't happened already, some maggot will introduce legislation to name an aircraft carrier the USS Donald J. Trump. The question then becomes one of will it still have steam catapults

and will it have electricity or will it just be run on coal? Or beautiful oil? The hubris, I know I shouldn't be surprised anymore, but the hubris is astonishing. The only good thing about hubris is that conceptually hubris, we were talking about the Iron Age earlier, conceptually hubris was developed as a concept by the ancient Greeks as a fundamental element of Greek tragedy. In fact, hubris is the tragic flaw

that ultimately leads to the demise of the tragic character. Well, the goddess of irony doesn't miss much. What an embarrassment he is. Oh, and that reminds me just a fun little exchange with my daughter earlier today. As we were leaving her thyroid scan, I thought, oh, she's just had to go to the doctor. Let's do something fun. So I asked her if she'd like to go through the drive-thru at Sonic and get a root beer float.

Actually, she suggested the root beer float. And I eagerly agreed, and I said, I had a glass of something, and she had a lemonade sitting in the cup holders. I said, well, we're going to be hard-pressed for somewhere to put them. And I had poured my drink out and turned the cup away. And she said, yeah, I think I'll 86 the lemonade, to which I replied, What? You want to murder the lemonade?

And she laughed merrily. And we talked about the Comey indictment and whatnot. because clearly she meant she wants to get rid of to throw away the lemonade. There was no inference of homicide anywhere within the exchange. Just fun little moments. And I should probably note here at this point in time that this is a call-in program, conversation radio and if you've got something on your mind

the number is 844-843 4676 you can also get in via the old holler tree the Discord channel if you've never used the Discord channel one of the juvenile delinquents will approve your request in short order

they're handy from time to time the juvenile delinquents they are Thanks, Jeremy, seriously. You know I'm playing. At least I hope you do. You know. So, anyway, to be clear, there's a $25, daddy's going to wet his beak challenge on the table, courtesy of Raps.

That will get us down to 3601.83. Thank you, Ralph, and thanks to anybody who just to... jumps in to get us that much closer to being halfway funded for the month of May. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, Ralph's a Trump account. That's literally what they're called.

Yeah, I know. Randy Radar. 86 is also from Get Smart. That was Maxwell Smart's code name in the agency along with 99. I was wondered if the toto song, 99, was written for Barbara Feldman. She was so beautiful. You remember that song, right? We've talked about the Ebola outbreak in Congo and Democratic Republic of Congo and Uganda from time to time.

It's still not okay. And it's probably going to get worse. Because guess what? Americans who were actually in the region and may have been exposed to Ebola, their best chance to not die from it is here in the United States of America. Well, that's exactly where the maggot administration wants to keep them from coming. And, you know, when you consider what a group of fuck-ups they are, well, never mind. I don't know.

But no, the maggots want to send people, Americans exposed to Ebola to Kenya. instead of bringing them home. In the New York Times article, they pointed out that in previous administrations, Americans exposed were brought home for observation and treatment, most of whom survived it because they got home to the advanced medicine that they needed. The World Health Organization has declared the Ebola outbreak

of public health emergency. There are over 1,000 cases now, 200 deaths reported just in the last 11 days. Oh, Paul from Parts Unknown, where are you when we need you? It's the third largest Ebola outbreak on record. This one being particularly pernicious because it's not one for which we have a definitive treatment.

People inside the Trump maladministration speaking to the New York Times on condition of anonymity said originally they wanted to send Americans to Kenya for monitoring and then off to Europe if there were symptoms because well nitwood Niro would like nothing more than getting a plague going in Europe but the Europeans can manage these kinds of things too but the Times article said but the administration now plans to provide treatment in Kenya as well they'd be quarantined and treated for Ebola last week the Trump administration invoked a public health law known as

Title 42, to bar immigrants and legal permanent residents who have been in Congo, Uganda, or South Sudan in the previous 21 days from entering the United States. I wonder if that applies to members of the maggot administration. Oh, no, it's just immigrants and legal permanent residents. So an exposed maggot can just get on a plane and you get the idea. gosh, it sounds an awful lot like how we wound up getting COVID in the United States, doesn't it? The administration's new plan would also keep U.S. citizens who might have been exposed to Ebola out of the country. A few dozen public health service officers are now being trained to deploy to Kenya to provide medical care to Americans who are deemed at high risk of developing Ebola. An American doctor in Germany was exposed.

Six other Americans were also transported to Germany. the Czech Republic for monitoring. The Times also mentioning government scientists and physicians who develop symptoms will also be treated in Kenya. Or, you know, another way of putting it left to die in Kenya

because if you believe that the maggot administration is going to send anybody with any expertise to Kenya, well, I'm just a few miles away from an 876 foot high bridge over the new river gorge that, I'd love

to sell you for cheap. Oh, what else? Did that one. Mentioned that one. Oh, and then this, yeah. The maggots have decided, and this is a way of punishing, punishing

cities that don't bow the knee of fealty to maggot fascism. The plan here is to stop processing international flights into the bigger airports in the country

if those airports happen to be in cities that are so-called sanctuary cities and sitting down with Fox News TV Radio Rwanda on Tuesday Mark Wayne Mark, Marko, Waino, Mullen Well, was Mark the daddy or was Wayne the daddy? I don't know. I thought I'd just name him Mark Wayne. Yeah.

He said, well, we're drawing up plans to do that. And doing so because there was a protest at a concentration camp in New Jersey where ice goons actually gassed and sprayed a sitting United States senator, Andy Kim. The break point will be whether the cities have non-cooperation laws relative to using the local cops to do the filthy dirty work for the goons. Which takes me back to something that I've mentioned on a number of occasions, and it's just because it's here and close to home, the notion of Yeager International Airport down in Charleston.

Now, of course, Fatty Patty, the Pill Rowland Trent and Troll and Governor of West Virginia signed up to collaborate and cooperate with the fascist just as quick as his chubby stubby little legs would let him go. And then I started seeing these references to Yeager International Airport.

That's the airport in Charleston. And having flown in and out of there on a number of occasions, I'm like, international? They've added an international destination? Are they considering cities above the Mason-Dixon line international now? Is it like that bar? And it of Georgia back in the late 80s that listed rolling rock under imports because there's not a flight

out of Yeager that goes to Cancun, Bimney, Bermuda, Canudlia, Mexico, nope, nope. We got a lot of Chicago, D.C., I think there's one to New York, one. one airline may fly to Myrtle Beach another to Florida but that's pretty much it but now that they're an international airport well if you can't fly into Kennedy

or if you can't fly into O'Hare well hell you can fly right into Charleston you sure thing is just it well we can't accommodate no jumbo jet listener nephew. In particular, though, Mark Wayne was pissed off at Newark International Airport,

Newark Liberty International Airport, and said, well, if it belonged to us, we'd take care of it, but it belongs to the city, and they're barricading our employees from coming in and out of the ice-goon concentration camp, then why are we processing international flights into the airport there?

God damn, what a dummy. There's no relation. relationship between the two. But CVP and TSA do nominally provide security and immigration processing at airports.

And of course they fall under the broad general jurisdiction of Mark Wayne's Department of Homeland Security. By the way, have I mentioned lately, abolish the DHS. Abolish it. We did just fine

without it except 9-11 notwithstanding but as David and I talked about 9-11 was not a complete failure of the system it was a lie-hop thing let it happen on purpose

and this is because Mark Wayne is in a panic because hundreds of immigrants incarcerated at the delay Hall concentration camp in Newark are engaged in a hunger and work strike. A work strike and a constant? Well, I guess that would be some of that indentured servitude that's contemplated under the 13th Amendment.

And Mark Wayne went on to accuse Senator Andy Kim. Spreading smears about my God-fearing ice-greens and doing political. stutes. He's just mad at Andy Kim because I'm sure Andy Kim voted against his confirmation as Homeland Security Secretary to replace Christy

Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome and her goat and dog killing ways. Poor goat. Poor little cricket. So he said, if they're not going to allow us to go out and arrest the worst of the worst, Oh, the worst of the worst.

Yeah, that's why you're attacking Mexican restaurants in Bridgeport, West Virginia. Oh, that's the worst of the worst. Have you, God damn it. Have you had their refried beans? Then why are we processing international flights into the airport there? Well, logic has never dirtied its hands inside the pea-sized brain of Mark Wayne Mullen. We're currently drawing up plans to say, listen, in these sanctuary cities, where the local, radical left Democrats aren't allowed us to do our job and enforce federal laws,

then we shouldn't be processing international flights into their cities, neither. There is literally no relationship between what the CBP and TSA do at international airports and what the ice goons and the CBP thugs do out on the mean streets of America. and the hunger strike is still going on. Adriano Espiat, a New York congressman, actually got inside for an oversight visit and reported back. The conditions, the food conditions are horrible. We feel they're not getting medical service.

We feel they're overcrowded, and they're denied their fundamental rights. We will continue to fight to shut this place down. I haven't done the research, but... Something makes me think, that the contract for that, what did he say? Something tells me that the contract for those horrible food

conditions, probably courtesy of Aramark. I would be genuinely surprised if that turns out not to be true. On the other hand, this is kind of weird. You remember Bovine Gregory?

The guy who claimed to be of indigenous ancestry and was the face of the CBP thugs. Well, he came out opposed to Mark Wayne's plan to stop processing international flights. Don't worry, he hasn't had a change of heart or grown a conscience or anything. No, he's afraid it might be good PR for the left. pulling CBP from JFK LAX, etc. admits defeat. Instead of forcing compliance, you retreat and hand them the win.

Even in Newark! Really? Even in Newark? I wonder if Newark's going to sit still for an insult like that. They're hesitating with protests, hunger strikes, and slow action. The Green team shuts them down immediately. This stunt delivers chaos and pain while sanctuary cities get to cling to their failure to comply. Real win is decisive important enforcement, not symbolic retreats.

God. Bovine Gregory is just itching to get back out there and, I don't know, maybe murder a VA nurse or a mama. Or crush the windpipe of someone in one of the concentration camps. I said someone, there's multiple someone's because I've got another story here. Jesus. According to the Associated Press, Headline, ICE detainees are dying by suicide

at an alarming rate according to an AP investigation. Yeah, you're right, Micah. Micah says, the thing that really gets under their skin the most is the refusal to just comply. And that's how you fight fascism. I'm just going to read right from the story,

from the AP. Brian Ryo Garzon was distraught, detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement. He was on his fourth day of isolation in a Missouri jail as he battled the fevers and chills of COVID-19. His request for mental health treatment had been put off. Records show and staff had forbidden Ryo for making his nightly call to his mother as a precaution intended to prevent the spread of illness. Oh, sure. He pleaded with his jailers

in handwritten notes to arrange a conversation with her. I feel in my heart that she's very worried about me, he wrote in Spanish. A guard collected the note and walked away within an hour jail record show. He was found unconscious in his cell and autopsy determined that he killed himself.

I'll bet it did. That was April 2025. it was the first suicide and what's now being identified by the associated press as a spike among people stuffed in filthy jails and concentration camps by the ice goons the unprecedented number of suicide deaths is an indication that the authorities are failing to properly oversee the detention of tens of thousands of immigrants blah blah blah what failing to properly oversee since when does Does anyone expect these gangs of thugs to properly and legally do anything? Micah said suicide, yeah, sure. Bob Ewell fell on his knife 27 times, three of them in the eye. An Atticus, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

At least, according to the Associated Press, at least ten men. all of them have died by suicide since January 2025 and that outstrips the actual massive growth in those being stuffed in concentration camps the AP looked at ice goon data autopsy reports coroner's rulings and police records since October 7 deaths have been classified as suicides a number that is already the most for any fiscal year in the agency's history.

ICE has usually recorded one or no such deaths annually. Dr. Sanjay Basu at the University of California, San Francisco, an epidemiologist who wrote a paper, I presume, peer-reviewed, that studied the increase in mortality and suicide rates among ICE detainees, said something is going profoundly wrong from any kind of public health or mental health perspective. Oh, doctor, not to disagree with your conclusion there, but that's the system working as designed, Doc.

He says this is one of those alarming suicide increases. Nine of the dead are Hispanic men. One was a Chinese citizen. Average age 32. Seven of the ten had no record of violent crimes whatsoever in the U.S. It's 20% of the 51 deaths that we know of in custody of the ice goons. Most of those deaths outside the suicides were from preventable illness.

You know, like where you prevent the ice goon or the CBP thug from putting his boot on the neck of a man in distress. Meanwhile, despite the fact that these are the most alarming suicide, this is the most alarming suicide rate increase in the agency's history. Department of Homeland Security Acting Assistant Secretary Lauren B's spokescreep said, well, suicide deaths in ICE custody remain extremely rare. We follow protocols to protect detainees who show signs of self-harm, and ICE requires annual suicide prevention.

and attendance is of course optional. I added that part. I guess that's just another form of self-deportation. Instead of going back to another country, they go to the Great Beyond, don't they? AP found out that the suicides take place in the centers that have long been run by the prison industrial complex,

for-profit prisons, staff ignored signs of distress, delayed mental health treatment, didn't monitor detainees who were already deemed at risk, and they made sure that the people in the concentration camps who were at risk had ready access to things that they could use to end their travails here on earth and shuffle off this mortal coil. In some instances, the goons and thugs, and screws made sure to stick these at-risk individuals in solitary, where it became even more

likely that they would hurt themselves. ICE's own inspection reports said, ah, these facilities ain't up to snuff. Dr. Homer Vendors, who used to be the chief medical center of New York City jails, and, well, he should have some expertise. The increase reflects the failures in how. the system's being operated and particularly failures in how the first stages of coming into detention are happening

so that people aren't being assessed adequately and then if they, that receiving screening picks up red flags they're not acted on in a way that reduces the risk of them having preventable death. That's because they want them to die. That's one less soul that Aramark has to feed its

shit to. A 19 year old kid from Mexico killed himself. after he was abducted following a traffic stop while riding his goddamn scooter. Another was 36 years old. He worked in a restaurant. The worst of the worst, Mark Wayne. The goons abducted him in Minnesota, stuffed him in a concentration camp in Texas.

And then he killed himself. and another one was a 45-year-old man who had crossed the U.S.-Mexico border on a number of occasions, arguably illegally. He did have a long criminal record. Well, that's okay then. We're glad he committed suicide, aren't we? And I'm proud to be an American.

Oh, please. I promise, I'll stop singing if we can meet Ralph's challenge. The man we described, talked about at the beginning of this story, was actually a veteran of the Colombian military. and back in Columbia he'd worked as a street vendor after he got out of the military. His family crossed the U.S. border in California in 2023. He was detained and then allowed to settle with family in St. Louis. He started making friends quite easily.

He worked as a house painter, a door-dash driver. He got arrested after using a stolen credit card at a vape shop and he'd gotten the credit card from a friend of his. ICE themselves said he was a laborer who was a laborer who was a little bit of a vape shop. himself said he was a laborer who was a low risk to public safety. And they stuck him in the Phelps County Jail in Rala, Missouri. I've been to Rala. It's about 100 miles from St. Louis.

Well, as the late Great Bart Cop once observed, when Republicans make mistakes that wind up resulting in exactly what the Republicans want, don't be surprised when they keep making the same mistake over and over and over and over. How can a country like this ever atone for evil this vast and this vicious and this wicked? Maybe we should ask Germany.

Oh, wait. Yeah, that atonement began with, well, some, well, with dealing with the people who created the problem. Ah, with extreme prejudice. and, well, let's run over to the stress line and see who we got. Hey, welcome to the program. Who do you need, Roxanne? How are you? Oh, my God, it's wave.

Yes! Easy with the yelling. I have. Let's not peg the meter. No, the yelling is very appropriate. How's my time quality, by the way? You're okay so far. Stay away from motorcycles and the like, and we might be good.

I'm going to try to get you near water where it's useful and has perfect with productivity. walking, going to the aisle to my 92-year-old dad and maybe I'll watch some hockey tonight and maybe we just make faces at each other but, you know, a little amateurly setting in so it's been interesting.

How you doing? I totally miss the show. I'm going to try to be linear. I got some stuff, so I'm not going to be over the place because I have this is going to be a six-ups but I had to know. For a girl, I had to drop the two here first.

How about that? Okay. I do, what's going on? Anything pressing? I mean, anything, everything, another day in the fascist hellscape? I mean, trying to go. All right. One day into the next, one day into the next, one footstep in front of the other.

I was called the inward by a megaperson. Well, how lovely for you. Oh, it was lovely. It was epic. In fact, our chocolate and chocolate adjacent, cornonistas, porn an eastern, foreign fans, rock stands, Rochester, you know the stairs are similar now.

The foliage, I actually did get to hold a foliage in the sky in solidarity. All right. Lauderdale By the Bee is where it all starts.

At least the work at an experimental, real actual startup we didn't just trade money back before if you were out in saying testing new technology, meeting customers in 2026. It would call through Wetnet

I was there when I'm 26 years old had one baby and one baby coming and it was a tough of a job I was a subtle time now Okay, let me interrupt you You're a little bit muddled, wave I'll fix it, I'll pick it Better?

I hope so Okay Yes Anyways, I was looking at I was looking at the building I used to work in Spirit, Universe said, hey, remember I told you would be okay?

because I lost my job where I was the best salesperson because they had a new Canadian investor and he didn't like me and once again white people were throwing me out in the street even though I was the hardest worker the darkest there, the funniest, the most technically advanced. What I've learned in this Republican fucking economy since 1980 is once you get to the end of the lane, they discard you.

It's happened at every job. And this is emblematic of what me and my dad are doing. My dad never intimidated white people, and I do. Do you understand the difference? Yes. I think you do. Yes. Anyway, so I'm at the street.

Come on your closure. A guy is talking, he could dip your feet in there. I mean, you're always beat you, Jason, but when was the last time you went in the water? It's May. I'm like, oh, shit, for five months. a spirit wind blew my hat off and I wet my hair and I was like, oh my God, I live here

and I'm never here. Anyways, that's not the point. So I go two streets down and I tell you what people, you can hear the racism sometimes. I saw the micro expressions the turned mouse, the guarded walk and the

what do you else do? pacing the way I walked. For the first time in my life, I said, you know what I'm not shucking and jiving today? My cooling days are over. And I did something that they've done when I've gone to pools and to water spout. I said, ooh, no, look at them. I don't know where I came from.

I was wrong to say that. But it was a microaggression. And it took him a minute for him to say, I'm going to say the word because the word is very emblematic of what happened. don't be bachel here, but this is how it happened. I can't say ginger or the N-word. That's not my reality today. I heard the whole thing in AK and hate.

So he goes, bear with me. This is going somewhere. He goes, what are you looking at, nigger? I go, did you say nigger? I said, yes, it's bigger, sir. And he just looked at me. Stunned. He just, he goes, look at a nigger, I go, yes, it's big.

And actually, it's spectacular. Does your girlfriend want to see it? His girlfriend was about 40 years younger. She walked away. So he went on a tirade and I was just disrespectful. I go, look at you.

All right, do you know another word? I mean, you smell like mayonnaise. You look like you're about to have a fucking stroke. And with your luck, you have a stroke and you meet old Haitian lady who hates white people you're just tors for each other. To the dad go, go have your stroke. get the fuck out of here.

He goes, Hey, and then he tried to, Trayvon Martin. He goes, do you want to fight right now? I go, oh, no,

no, I have a very Jewish, very expensive lawyer that says, I'm supposed to specifically avoid assholes like you. Okay?

Then he said the end word again, and I sang it loud between the condos in opera. That's kind of Hamilton style. I go, get the fuck out of here. Before he died right here. And he left.

He left. He left. The guy who said Stephen Miller Shut your ugly ass up He unlocked something I don't know what it was But I thought moving forward

That's how we got to go We're not going to go pansy ass We're not going to go focus group We're going to say it with our whole test And they're going to get mad and cry We're going to shut their whining fucking ass up If Hillary Clinton would have used a couple of f-bombes He might be president right now

Fuck kumbaya And what's got to be really worked up, I gotta be honest, other than everything, Trump did the olfidofy again. He said, ah, yeah, him and Joe Logan met together. They're gonna legalize weed, yada, yada,

no, that's not what happens. Then fucking the public. Obviously they did, other than the big vehicle bill, is they re-legalized cannabis while we all watched. Because that big criminal industrial complex with the cameras

and sensors and be drones. Oh, that's not going to feed itself now. And matching these more sleeves on his, uh, plantation. And y'all's too free now. You smoke with the dummies and the potions and the pre-laws and the drink. Uh-uh.

We got to get back on the alcohol plantation. Well, we want to tell you what kind of, and your presence to take. But you, of course, you free, but you free how we say so. So, you're scarred with you. and the estrogen. It's currently with the metaprestone

and this, that, and the other thing, and they come in for the weed smokers next, just like plants. Now, it ends now. Drugs have always been political. And they're completely full of shit and they don't know anything. Why are we listening to you

especially about chemicals? Get the fuck out of here with that. If someone who wants to fix their hormones, They want to stop people to do you and figure it the fuck out. That's none of my damn business. And I applauded you need a coupon. I'm done with this shit.

I'm done talking about it. I'm going to do shit. Oh, we can't be the children, but we got any of the ballroom. There's only a billion dollars. Don't you want me to take from boys? Okay. Yes. One last old.

I had some nice people at the, um, five below on the Lauder Hill Camarack lines big up the junior and the cute

in your pink hair girl because I'm where pink hair is okay and black store manager is actually helpful

and it's a lot of like saying he fixed my problems and I hung out at the Pokemon and phone store and we talked to

politics and crypto and tech and it's so good as I was saying these things. Cool white people and brown people were nod in their head and clapping.

I'm running something. There's something going on. But, yeah, we got a hurricane coming and nobody's talking about it. You mentioned, yeah, and the first name storm of the season is Arthur. Is it named already? Yeah. It's loading up, though. It feels hurricane.

That's the best way I can describe it. Where? Where? Where is it, Wave? You know what? I think it might protect Cuba from nonsense. Anthropically speaking. Kind of hard to attack in a hurricane. But it's somewhere down between Cuba and South America.

It's just a blob. The problem is, well, the water's not that hot. I've put my foot in there. The water was like 74. Oh, we're not even up to bathwater yet. Yeah, no, it's not bad water. So I felt good about that. I did.

So it's probably going to be a lot of wind and rain. I'm really concerned that, like, Nebraska had an F4, nobody knew about it. TikTok had to tell me, what the hell is going on, Doc Finn? You tell me. I applauded two postal workers today. They were, and this is all respect, but they were more like a postal worker hobbit size. They had the huge hips from walking carrying the bags and walking in the sun. and they were just walking in stride.

They seemed like they'd been old friends for like 10 years. Similar haircuts. They could have been lesbian. I don't know. And I go, hey, hey, salute to the only part in our fucking government doing actually anything. And they go, I know, right? And then we just, the conversation, they were, they were just this. Conventions as a while ago.

Conversation moved from worse. I know. Oh, right? Oh, no, not. Yeah. Just that, you know, how we do. A lot of downloads. Their job is terrible.

They're trying to dismantle. You just see it on their faces. You just see. They could see how it used to be. That's the problem. We never knew how it used to be. You kind of swallow this and move on. But this is different.

And they've spun this shit over and over and over again. Government's the problem. No, you're the fucking problem. You don't like government. Why are you in government? It's like a mechanic who wants to write by. You all are bad at this shit. Get the fuck out of the way.

We're not asking anymore. I get it trillion dollars on fire and we lose stop it give me a high speed train or a parachute hover pants whatever the fuck man

go work on penis enlargering y'all are into that whatever it is there's no winning this war anymore and we're not going to fuck with China they build a drone engine well you can kick your ass in 1950 why is they so hard to understand it's 2020 so

2006 though. And that's my rant. It's a full moon. The things are going to get interesting. Oh, is it? Thank you for letting me know. She gets weird around here under the full moon. I don't know super cool. This is, uh, ooh. So here we are. Three-at-minute, day by day, and I'm about to buy a 50 month of a gallon car. Hell, I might even go see you. I heard that nobody throws a party like our West Virginia. If I can go to non-racist parks, there were parts of that, we're beautiful. And you sing a song and a stanza about that place. And you go, hey, you know what?

I got to go see that brief because I'm that kind of dumpball. I drive a thousand miles to eat a hot dog or eat some stuff. And that's what life's about. That's getting down again. So that's good. What are we? 399 for the X-Own Center. They say the strategic reserves run on in four weeks.

So we got four weeks. God. So it turns into a series. A lot of other stuff going on, and there goes to motor noise that makes digital listening terrible. So I'm going to go ahead and log off. I got to, like, animate this, but you're the first person. And, hey, hey, hey, horn, I don't care what the number is. I'm trying to scrape my panties in because my chickens have come in.

So it'll be a couple of days, but I'll throw it what I can't wait. This is where we meet to shop the tea, to share the trauma, spread the drawer, or even a fucking good recipe. Like, I need a recipe for, I'm starting a little fruit truck thing, macaroni and cheese. And I'm going to attempt to make a vegan meat roast. No, no. I mean, I think there's vegan mac and cheese, isn't there?

No, the mac and cheese is full of vegetarian. Yeah, but I mean, there's a way of making it vegan. You know, some sort of artificial cheese-like substance that doesn't involve dairy. No, I've had that in it. I did not have to require good to make reactions that I get to eat. I was like, what is that yellow-orange juice? That is not cheese. And the whole thing was off.

So regular cheese, I got. a chicken nugget thing, also vegan. I'm going to feed, oh, I'm going to visit the sick feed the poor and help those in prison. It's what that Palestinian adjacent guy said to do before he comes back.

Fuck it, I'm going to do that. Just like I said. There's an investigative drug right now that cures fentanyl addiction. But I'm going to have to deploy that like our favorite guy from Brazil. So, you know, I have become heribundle.

And you're all too implicated, right, fan? So get your rope and you're jumping shoes. I love you all. I'm out. Hey, you take care of yourself, Wade. We love you. Look out for yourself. I love him.

And I'll worry about him sometimes. Those manic phases, yeah. Not that I'm not qualified to diagnose or anything, but. You can't doubt the goodness of Waves' heart. You just can't. Okay, here's one to wrap up the program. The J.D. Egg, Jimmy Dick Bowman, or whatever, he's calling himself these days. Oh, gosh.

He's getting a little bit of frost in his beard. Yeah. Ushah needs a new die job. I'll be here all week. No, I'm kidding. He gave the commencement address at the Air Force Academy today. Now, let's bear in mind that there are military regs that say that uniform personnel can't engage in political demonstrations like, you know, booing the vice president of the United States, even if he is a couch fucker. So he wanted to remind the graduating cadet class that they couldn't boo him.

Yeah. Cadets, as all of you know, this year our great nation will celebrate 250 years since the founding. Every new generation born in the United States inherits a civilization that was built by somebody else, but must be. built upon by the next generation. Yeah, for God's sakes, let's not mention who did a lot of that building, Jimmy Dick. And let's not talk about what the compensation for that building was like, Jimmy Dick. No, no, no, no, because that would be labor performed by enslaved people without any compensation whatsoever. Stolen labor.

shh don't tell jimmy dick he's on a roll commissioning that duty passes to you you know the general the superintendent said something to me while you were marching out and let me just say for your friends and family did they look good marching out or what i knew we had the toughest air force and space force now i know that we also have the best looking air force and space force anywhere in the world creep

but the general said something to me he said you know sometimes i read headlines and it's easy to get sad or depressed about the state of this country. But when I look at you, when I look at the future of America, I feel great hope that we are and will remain the greatest country anywhere in the world. But with your commissioning the duty to make America the very best it can be, that duty passes to you. And now, class of 2026, you join that long blue line at a moment when you're going to be. your nation needs your skill.

Your nation needs your adaptability. Your nation needs your discipline. Oh, Jesus, I can't wait till this little fuckers on the campaign trail. Just doesn't quite have that maggot magic, does he? Oh, well, thank you, Brother Deacon Asa. I see what you did there with Usha needs a die job. Underhanded yet clever, Bravo. Oh, thank you.

I do appreciate the, like I said, I appreciate the notice. But wait, the best is yet to come. Or, well, Kimberly Gargoyle. The best is yet to come. Your sense of honor and your love of your fellow Americans. Now, as a lot of you, of course, know, we're in graduation season here in the United States. Hundreds of thousands of your fellow Americans, most of them civilian, have celebrated or will celebrate graduations during the season. He said, celebrate.

almost none of them will have your responsibility. Quite literally, decisions over life and death. And if you think about it, that responsibility comes from trust. Your nation gives you incredible responsibility. Yeah, let's be clear about something here. This graduating class, no shade, are a bunch of youngans about to be commissioned as second louis. in the Air Force. They're going to have about as much responsibility

as an unpaper-trained puppy has for seeing two basic sanitary needs. I mean, it's going to be a while before that real responsibility comes along. But never mind, Killjoy, Roxanne. Oh, and thank you, Ralph. Rapp said that she will extend the challenge into tomorrow. So thank you.

If anybody after the program or whatever wants to kick in $25 and get us down to $3601.83, much bleached. Because we believe in you. And this brings me to my final and maybe my most important point. You know, this is the only commencement speech that I'm giving this year. And so I've watched a few

highlights of graduation speeches where this or that corporate leader will discuss artificial intelligence, AI, and be met with literal booze. Now, you can't boo me. I'm the Vice President of the United States. Ah, ha. Oh, God. Please laugh. Yeah, as Leah in New York pointed out, don't boo. Vance's opposite version of... Please clap.

It wasn't exactly a hearty he-ha-hae there, was it? No. Fellow Americans are understandably, they're war. worried about AI. You know what? We're worried about the price of goddamn gas, you fake hillbilly, dumbass. We're worried

about the fact that you've got to take out a boat loan and call your loan officer at the bank to buy a pound of ground beef. About how it will affect the labor market, how it will distribute resources, and how it has fundamentally

changed how we interact with one another. You know, this is is nerdy enough that I think it was actually written by Peter Thiel. Social lives. But the thing I worry about most with AI is how it will change warfare. Yeah, because, you know, a member of the fighting keyboard warrior expeditionary force of the United States Marine Corps, J.D. Vance. Now, Pope Leo the 14th in a recent document encouraged us. as human beings, not to outsource the most important moral decisions to digital technology.

Oh, wait, he's trying to make up with the Pope. What do you want to do? Get invited to Rome so you can cough on him, Jimmy Dick? And I want to endorse that sentiment and make it more specific. Oh, well, I guess that makes it all the much more popy now, doesn't it? Oh, hey, Pope Leo, the couch fucker said that you were right about, AI. Well, yeah, so I got that going for me. Cool. To each and every one of you, AI will inevitably change warfare. And of course, as you've learned of the last four years, it already has. But one of the things that makes Americans unique, that makes you as warfighters unique,

is that we wage more justly. Oh, do we? Oh, do we? Here you are, singing the praises of AI. AI targeting computers, slaughtered security personnel, and team members of World Central Kitchen. That would be Israel, of course. But then again, we targeted a school with 200 little girls in it.

Is that what you call waging war justly, Jimmy Dick? But when I say that we, all of us wage war justly, I mean fundamentally, that you must do so. Yeah, or you can just snap a salute to any illegal order that comes down the pipe, like your high brass of the Air Force, the Army, the Navy, and the Marines, and the Coast Guard do now. Oh, and something going on weird with my email client. I got a note way back early in the program from Sylvie. Sylvia, I was not ignoring you, dear. Going back to Little Lady Bugs Lindsay

and rename in the Nobel Prize. What do you ever live in an unredacted chicken fried chocolate covered? Fuck! I'm sure it's already been discussed because I came in late. but Miss Manzi Grahamstain, oh, that's cute, is suggesting that the Nobel Peace Prize be renamed the Trump Prize? I'll bet that crack-brain shambling piece of hyena shit Trump is just licking it up like a frog-eaten baby shit.

Fuck Julius Dizzer in the esophagus. Thank you, Sylvie. I'm sorry I saw that late. That was quality. So that's the program, y'all. Thanks, everybody. for sharing your precious finite time with us in whatever manner you choose, live or via the podcast, wherever, whenever.

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