Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 28 September 2026, Moran Monday

Episode Date: September 29, 2026

Cankles Caligula's curse finds a home on the banks of the Tennessee. Even ESPN's audio got bitten. Hilarity ensued.  PsychoBibi gets busted again. He KNEW what was coming on October 7. He needed what was coming.  MAGAT senators <ahem> criticize <ahem> Orange Daddy's obviously illegal ads on the taxpayer dime, but do absolutely NOTHING about it.  Krustie kills again. 

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And the morands were out in force over the weekend, unfortunately. We'll get to the password in just a happy tick. obligatory Star Trek reference. Lee in New York tells us that born on this day in Star Trek, William Wyndham, 1923 to 2012, passing at age 88, was an actor from New York City who's well known for his portrayal of Commodore Decker in the Star Trek, the original series, second season episode, The Doomsday Machine. Killion O'Sullivan, 1989, age 37, played Roger Corby in the third season of Star Trek Strange New Worlds. signed Lee at memory alpha i remember william windham very well he also played uh um the governor didn't he in a in a show called the governor and j jay wow why do i have why do i still have a brain cell that remembers that i guess i'm just glad i do uh hi i'm roxanne did i do that already i don't know it all runs together uh but every program here at the horn

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What? Was that Dan Daly? Governor William Drinkwater, okay. Well, I knew there was some 60s or early 70s sitcom with William Wyndham in it. Doggott got it. All this time I was thinking it was William Wyndham. Lee, what was another one that had, what was another series with him in the lead, William Wyndham? Oh, well.

Thanks for the correction. I appreciate it. I am not, you see. I'm not afraid on this program to be wrong and admit it. That's what kind of sets me apart from, and this community apart from the commercial capitalist, you know, buy gold now broadcasts and stupid beats and stuff like that out there. Mm-hmm.

But anyway, the password, hatch. No, we're not talking about any eggs. We're also not talking about a particularly delicious type of green chili from New Mexico. We're talking about the Hatch Act, which makes it a felony for a civil servant, a government employee, to do political work on the people's dime. in general. And, well, story time.

So there I was. Just trying to enjoy a college football Saturday. It's a nasty little habit of mine. I fully realize it's vain and yada, yada, yada. But, well, much as When I'm in the kitchen, I feel close to my mother's spirit. When I'm watching college football, I feel like I'm watching with the spirit of my dad. And, as an adult orphan, so to speak, because they're both gone, feeling some kind of close to them, is important to me.

And by the way, on Sunday yesterday, I did feel close to my mama. I made another batch of from scratch biscuits and a big pan of cream-stued tomatoes, which my Margie absolutely adores and took some over to her. They were good. But at any rate, I was watching college football on Saturday. By the way, Niro's streak is intact. Canckel's Collegula showed up at General Nalen Stadium. Knoxville, Tennessee on the banks of the Tennessee River to watch the match, the game match, please, Roxanne, to watch the game between the visiting University of Texas Longhorns and the University of Tennessee volunteers.

They made a production out of introducing nitwit Niro, who scowled the camera. and the best part of it was the most ironic part and if any of you watch the game you know early in the game they said well you know the secret service has assured us that they will do everything possible to make sure that there's no no interference and no interruption

of communications between the coach and the quarterback and then immediately they're the broadcast team's audio went to shit uh-huh they were garbled and staticy and unintelligible

they got they got maybe what Chris Fowler's mic squared away but then he said to Kirk Kirk Herv Street Kirk it appears to be your microphone

so you're just going to have to hush for a while silence was golden they also cursed my mountaineers by the way the college game day crew all five of them picked west virginia to beat Oklahoma State University well

I knew right then and there that was almost well it was a curse we were guaranteed to lose oh we lost we lost we lost at one point point in time, a member of a mountaineer football player of some legendary status, was walked off the field, I guess, by cops or something.

And somebody commented later, well, that was the only stop made by anyone from West Virginia in that stadium that night. Yeah, defense kind of stayed on the bus. I mean, they played, but anyway, anyway. But, yeah, the audio got fucked up, and I'm sure that somebody in Nitwit, Nero's entourage, had something to do with it. Those ESPN pros are usually pretty good. But, yeah, the Kankles' Collegula curse held, and Tennessee got their asses handed to them by Texas at home, because everything Trump touches dies. But that was just Saturday. Then later, I saw this disgusting ad.

It was all black and white, and it was a voiceover from one of Nitwit Niro's stemwinders, maybe in 2024 during the campaign, talking about all the people he was going to defeat and kill and eat and heat, dead burnt bodies and veins in his teeth. I mean, kill, kill! You know the drill. Well, heck, it'll be, and we're on our way to Thanksgiving here in autumn. I'm sure we'll be listening to Alice's restaurant somewhere along the way. But, oh, no worries, Ms. Micah. You've had a weekend, and I think you probably saw the shitty commercials, too, over the weekend.

It makes watching TV almost not worth the effort. But the problem is at the very end, you know, it's all about nitwit Nero, but you might Remember, he tried to be cute at the UN General Assembly a week or so ago when he said, I'm not on the ballot, but maybe I am. And so this is a nitwit Nero campaign ad, but at the bottom of the, as a disclaimer, at the bottom of the ad, it says paid for by the U.S. government. We paid for that. Can we get our money back?

because that was some that was some bilious horse ships what that was and then later on Senator Foghorn Leghorn of Louisiana who has law degrees both from I think well maybe LSU and

Oxford the one in England not in Mississippi and knows right good how to speak back then the coins english but he puts on the he puts on the corn pone accent for the rubs at home yeah he said that it was probably that ad was met that repulsive ad was uh probably um probably illegal so just out of the abundance of curiosity yes i did it i woke up early i can't help it and i turned on my filthy former morning habit and well there was jehosephat and the morning zoo crew all a pontificating

this is the final battle with you at my side we will demolish the deep state we will expel the war mongers from our government we will drive out the globalists we will cast out the communist Marxist and fascists we will throw off the sick political class that hates our country we will rout the fake news media and we will liberate the Americans from these villains once and for all. But I think there ought to be a rule that you can't. There is. There is a rule.

You can't spend public money to promote yourself. I may end up with a sombrero on my head, but I also think that we ought to have a rule that no politician can have a building named after him while he's alive. I think that would settle a lot of this controversy. We have that rule in Louisiana, and it works pretty well. Yeah, it should work pretty well. What was that ad or whatever you call it? I've got to say, there's very few things that this forehand,

this thing that we're going through with Donald Trump, very few things like surprise me. When I saw at the end of that ad, paid for the U.S. government. That was such an Orban, Putin, Mew. You have, again, this is so rich that conservatives, we'll see if more conservatives come out and actually criticize this, but every single one should.

You have the centralized state, the behemoth centralized state, big government, stealing taxpayer dollars, to run a political advertisement. Okay, you're paying, if you're at home and you pay taxes, you are paying for this political ad as one poll after another poll shows that the politician in this picture

has the lowest approval rating on record for a lot of these polls going into the midterm and backs against the wall. What do they do? They do, again, something that just, Nobody I know in politics would ever do. They have taxpayers pay for a political ad when a politician is in the low 30s on approval ratings. Any time, doing it anytime is, again, just beyond comprehension for anybody in Washington, D.C.

We paid for that ad? Everyone watching at home paid for that ad. Just like the former MSNBC now, MS now, paid billions in free publicity for nitwit Nero when he was running in his first campaign for president. Billions of dollars. Taxpayer money, this is the kind of thing. It is prevented. There are Senator Kennedy. There are rules against this, even though the president himself has some leeway when it comes to the Hatch Act.

The Hatchack is supposed to keep politics out of governing. But this is something that is not permitted. I believe it's the second one of these ads they put out together now. And it's not going, Joe, to your point, it's not going to help. Trump's in the low to mid-30s and everything he's saying in that ad is nonsense. But that's not the point. When he says, I'm keeping you out of foreign wars, what he's saying is, hey, everybody, I've gotten you in a foreign war. I put you to a war.

Look what I have done. His signature promises, staying out of foreign wars, lower prices, he has not fulfilled either. He's reminding those at home, again, who paid for that ad. that he failed on those promises. But it's almost like it's the point. It's just they did it because they can. Like that's where we are with this administration right now is the flex of executive power.

They would think they can get away with whatever they want. The question is not to me anymore, and it hasn't been for a while. How's Donald Trump doing this? Why is he doing this? Why are people in the administration doing such absolutely insane things? Why are the families doing such corrupt things? Why are they making 2.4 billion?

billion dollars off of this presidency. Why do they, why do they have this crypto scam where they're making over a billion dollars? Why do they have $620, $630 million in defense contracts that Trump's defense, Higgsith and Trump are passing along to the signs with these defense contracts over $600 million in defense contracts? The question is not why they're doing. We know why they're doing. Right. We know where they're doing it. The question is, why are Republicans allowing this happen? Why are conservatives allowing this happen?

Why are you allowing the centralized state to seize money from your tax-paying constituents to run a political act? You can tell Jehosa Fats being serious because in this moment he has removed his glasses from his face, is holding them in his right hand, and is gesturing toward the camera with it. as he speaks directly into the camera to those people who are watching him in the morning before their busy congressional work week gets started. But, well, he's doing it because he can. He's doing it because he's corrupt and filthy and suffering from frontotemporal dementia. We don't know whose idea this thing was, but it was probably. his and the fact that they were so so unutterably clueless as to think you could run a clip of

him saying, we'll get rid of the warmongers, when he himself is a warmonger of epic proportions and, well, previous presidents have started stupid wars, and George W. Bush comes leaping immediately to mind, and he couldn't figure out his way out of it. but eventually more or less Barack Obama did even though he, Barack Obama, said that he was in favor of the war in Afghanistan because that was the right war when in fact it wasn't

yeah I think you're right Micah I mean it was black and white Micah saying oh you mean how like how laws about putting live people on money away and Mike, I think that second ad was just a campaign ad from 2024 with the campaign logo cut out, because the orange idiot seems to think that he's still popular enough that he can sway the election when if he's going to sway the midterm elections, it will be away from him.

I mean, even a maggot couldn't help but notice that, you know, will be, get rid of the war mongers that sort of stuck out like a sore thumb and why do his lick spittles do it that's the word you want to be using by the way they're Jeho's fat

lick spittles their lick spittles their bootlicks they're they're toadies their minions they're pick a pejorative

but that's why they do what they do because they're more scared of him than they care about their own constituents. And frankly, when it comes to maggot members of Congress, they never cared about their constituents much anyway. They're in it for the bucks. But do continue, Jehosephat. And filled with lies. And also, don't help you.

Like, they're going to get really pissed off that he's promising no more foreign wars when we're stuck in a foreign war with no end. Promising lower prices when prices of the grocery stores higher than ever prices at the gas pumps higher than ever price or diesel prices way over six dollars price of rent higher than ever interest rates going up all of this you don't understand this socials this is socialism by the way this is communism right a centralized state taking over companies taking over corporations running ads strong man ads on tv seizing money from tax pay your constituents.

Come on. You don't understand how bad this is for the Republican Party? You're going to keep quiet about this? Because this is bad. It's bad for America. But if you don't care about that, and there's a lot of evidence right now that you don't, it's not only bad for America.

It's really bad for the Republican Party. You need to make him stop. And if you can't make him stop, well, good luck in November. So joining us now, publisher of the contrarian, Norm Eisen. He's co-founder of Democracy Defender's Action and a former White House Special Counsel for Ethics and Government Reform. Oh dear. Norm.

You know, we've all learned to say, it's shocking but not surprising. I would put this under the shocking and it's surprising category. So I'd be paid for it by the U.S. government. I'm sure part of this, hey, we're going to own the libs. We're going to own people in media. No, no. He's owning the Republican Party because he's seizing taxpayer dollars to remind Democrats and independents and voters of all of his values.

How can he do this paid by the U.S. government on a political ad? He can't, Joe. This is flagrantly against the law. The Congress has said, you cannot make... Yeah, I love how he says, oh, he can't, but he did. And remember, you zany kids there at the MS now morning zoo crew, remember back in, oh, 2023 was it? Maybe 24? Our most puissant, dread sovereign, Supreme Catholic majesty said he's above the law as long as he says it's part of his official duty.

Well, this would be a sticky wicket, now, wouldn't it? Oh, I only ran that ad because it was part of my official duties. Ah, but then, uh, hmm, breaking the law is part of your official duties? That's, uh, that's going to be a bit of a Gordian knot for the aforementioned most puissant, dread sovereign, supreme Catholic majesties to sort out. It sure is. Of course, there's always, oh, I know, I'm going to get emails for this one or text messages or something. There's always impeachment.

But then again, we saw what Mullah Moses Mike Johnson did, the ordained Southern Baptist minister, speaker of the House, sending the House scampering just to keep a bill of impeachment against Whiskey Pete Kegbreath from being voted on as a privileged resolution. and they're still going to have to vote on it after November the 9th. And it was brought by Thomas Massey, who is fresh out of fucks to give. Uh-huh. Yeah. They can't do that. It's illegal.

But they did do that, Norm. How are we going to sort this one out? Political ads. It's called the publicity and propaganda writer. And in addition to everything else, we had one last one last. week that was clearly a political ad and then we now have a second one. If there was any

doubt, they recycled an old political ad and they slapped paid for by the U.S. government on it. So they're flaunting the illegality. This

is a make-me presidency and we at democracy defenders and others if they make us, as this so often the case are ready to respond vigorously to this. Remember how many times the courts have slapped him down. We've had major victories in recent days on efforts to attack the election with his Postal Service rule. There was a big precedent last week that we helped secure

against seizing ballots. And this is a president who has utter contempt for the law. So we're ready to consider all the options. All right, so Norms will walk us through. I mean, obviously, there's the lawsuit there. But beyond that, isn't this the job of Congress? Shouldn't there be some other mechanism here that would prevent the President of the United States from doing this? Well, the Republican majorities in Congress are supine.

They're his lap dogs. They have done nothing to stop him. That is a sign of a sign of a Congress. backsliding democracy like uh you know what is lick spittle too graphic for morning television as uh precious maggot congressman or uh bent over their bowls of captain crunch i mean what this is this is a lick spittle in the in the most picture well don't picture it don't want to ruin dinner in the eastern daylight time zone but it picture perfect like Orban's Hungary, but the good news is, and you talked about it with these public opinion polls,

the American people aren't having it. So it's not only organizations like democracy defenders, with our hundreds of legal matters, big wins, it's the courts pushing back our cases like birthright citizenship or the Kennedy Center taking his name off, stopping his $1.8 billion slush fund. getting the reflecting pool criminal prosecution thrown out. It's the courts, but it's also the American people. And I think we're going to... And yet he's still there, Norm. We're going to get a spanking of historic proportions come November 3rd

for the behavior of this rogue presidency that neither at home with the cost crisis nor abroad with the... the foolhardy war in Iran is doing what they said they would do. The American people aren't going to stand for that. Yeah, okay. Those blanket statements of what the American people will or will not stand for. It always wind up being troubling to me because the American people have stood for a lot, especially since January the 1st, or January the 20th, 2025.

and from January the 20th, 2017 to January the 20th, 2021, including but not limited to January the 6th, 2021. Ah, Jesus. I guess this is just one of those Mondays when I'm a little less Rebecca of sunny brook farm and more a little ray of sunshine. What, said Lee? Trump is the best president in the history of U.S.

Bigly. Bigly. Natalie Hart printed it. Trump has the highest approval ratings. Natalie Hart printed it. America supports all his policies. Natalie Hart printed it. Everyone wants those $5,000 checks.

Natalie Hart printed it. And if the diaper nanny prints it, it must be true. Right? Yeah, I know, I know. See, I told you I'd get an email. Well, he said obligatory impeachment email. Impeachment without conviction is as valuable as those $5,000 Republican election victory checks.

I wonder if any of the maggots in the Senate, or for that matter, the House, have taken a look at his polling numbers and then asked themselves, hey, maybe. The best way for us to survive might be to get him out of office. He's 80 years old. He'll be dead soon anyway. Right? Yeah? Maybe we impeach him and remove him from office, and then J.D. Vance is president. Or maybe that would help him. Maybe we could Nixon him.

The mere threat of being impeached was enough to get Nixon to call it quits and hand things over to Gerald R. Ford. Uh-huh. That might be the best way. I should probably not say this out loud because some man. It might smarten up a chump. But impeaching him and removing him from office or saying that he should be might be a way to keep your sorry ass in office. And after all, what's more important? Your phony-villoney job or nitwit narrows?

Hmm? I know. Crazy talk. But as I noted, that entire segment was predicated. upon questions put forward by Margaret Brennan over at C. BS News on Face the Notion. This is the actual clip from Kennedy. You're talking about concern about wasteful spending. You were very sharp in your questioning of then-Secretary Christy Noem in regard to some ads that DHS had been running using

taxpayer money to bolster her public image. Our viewers are going to see a 30-second commercial on this program. It's on all major networks. It's on the cable networks as well. It prominently features President Trump. Worth noting then that, yeah, that was a big ad buy. And the funny thing is there's been a lot of palaver out there about his person of the MAGA inkwood chest and, you know, maggot politicians have gone on

bended knee, hat in hand, begging for him to spend on their campaigns. Again, he didn't spend any money for this. He stole the money for this. But if you just happen to see it in one place, you might not realize the scope of this ad buy. This is millions and millions and millions and millions of taxpayer dollars that could have done things like support health care

or feed hungry children or maybe bailed out farmers and there's a voice praising him as quote the toughest most resilient person I ever met and at the end it says paid for by the U.S. government is that the best use of taxpayer money? Well first is to Secretary Nome, what she did was Masterclass Dumb. She spent $220 million on commercials about her,

and I called her out on it. Number two, number two, I was just going to say, Margaret, I don't think any public official, including President Trump or Christy Knoll, or John Kennedy, should spend public money on private ads for themselves. Now, the White House sees it differently, but I think there ought to be a rule that you can't, well, they probably... Oh, blow it out your beak, Foghorn leghorn.

The White House sees it differently. The White House is a criminal enterprise, and you're still too much. You're no good. No, you're too much of a chicken shit. You're not even a chicken. You're checking shit to say that it's a criminal enterprise. Well, here's a rule.

You can't spend public money to promote yourself. I may end up with a sombrero on my head, but I also think that we ought to have a rule that no politician can have a building named after him while he's alive. I think that would settle a lot of this controversy. We have that rule in Louisiana, and it works pretty well. Well, we'll watch, Senator, if you introduce that. Yeah, we'll watch this. That was a little bit of a burn.

We'll watch to see if you introduce that bill, because Margaret Brennan knew as sure as the sun rises in the east, and if a little kid eats little green apples, they'll get the runs and have a bellyache. John Kennedy of Louisiana Stan is not going to introduce a bill in the Senate for bidding a sitting president from naming a building after himself. Because he wants to go on being John Kennedy Senator from Louisiana, and all he has to do is look across the hall at the office of his buddy,

Senator Cassidy, Dr. Senator Cassidy, who's busy putting shit in boxes now because, well, he did the right thing and voted to convict nitwit Nero back when he was being impeached, and that was not forgiven, even though he went on and did everything that Canckels Caligula wanted him to do, up to it including foisting a... Ah! An anti-vax junkie on the American people as the head of our health care system. Yeah, but, of course, the Senator Jubilation T. Corn Pohn always has. a ha-ha for any of his interview,

I'm probably going to end up with a sombrero on my head. Because at one point in time, the Maggot White House chop shop used to, used AI to put a sombrero on House Minority Leader, A-PAC Shakur, as well as a fake mustache. So we'll see, we'll see, Senator Corn Pone, if you've got the starch. But you know what? Of all that, maybe it's because he doesn't actually think about the United States Postal Service

except to the extent that he can use it to suppress the vote. But we do have a law, a rule, that says you can't put somebody who's alive on a stamp. it's clear and unequivocal and you'll notice that he hasn't declared that he's going to be on a new postage stamp of course living people aren't supposed to go on the money

either yes Micah I'm aware Flavio says the American people voted twice for W Michael Moore said they got a pass on the first time but not the second to fool me once. And then they voted for Canckel's Caligula, had a sane hiatus with Biden, and then voted for Caligula again. You don't want to know what I think.

I think I can pretty well guess what you think. That the American people are fools who can be swayed by the simplest of stratagems. that the American people in the case of Biden that the American people didn't have the common good goddamn sense to recognize that Joe Biden didn't make prices go up COVID did and that COVID was let loose to run around the world and in particular the United States of America by canckel's Caligula himself

that the American people have a well have the ah there's that one scene early on in uh ted lasso where he where where ted looks at danny rojas and says no no it's sam it's sam obisanya and says you know what you know what animal has the shortest memory

he says no goldfish goldfish has the shortest memory be a goldfish sometimes you don't want to be a goldfish but the American people do seem to have a goldfish streak. It's exhausting. It is simply exhausting. I wonder if anybody at the nitwit Niro Chop Shop up to and including former Rasslin hypeman,

Stephen Tubba Butter Chung, has bothered to go ahead and oblige Senator Foghorn Leghorn with a sombrero. you would think that would be like almost, well, catnip. And then, of course, over the weekend, you know, they jack him up on drugs, and then they fly him all over creation. And so they took him to Illinois, to the Medina Country Club outside of Chicago, for the President's Cup finale. The American side managed to rally, and in the singles they beat the international squad 17 to 13.

Naturally, Geezer disgust us had to pose next to the trophy as though he had won it, and could be heard talking to the players. but eventually well kind of pathetic really if it wasn't a monster like nitwit Nero

he just looked away and said I'd like to go home well why don't you Donnie go home at the end of a long day when we retired and stuff there used to be

used to have a running gag. It was based on a line from Kenneth Branagh's Henry V, where he gets this far-away look in his eyes, Henry V, and says, To England and home. And like I said, it used to be a running gag. We would use either the line from Matewan. Let's roll, Griggsie. The sooner we get out of this shithole, the better.

or to England and home. And so there's nitwit Nero, with the drugs beginning to wear off and falling apart. I'd like to go home. And then curiously all the golfers stepped away from him. It may be that he took a big trump in his dighty, and the stench began to stench around. and let's get out of here fellas

and knowing he needed to change he said I'd like to go home Natalie mommy I want to go home and after that nobody could hear anything he was saying because a noted anti-Trump a song by noted anti-Trump artist Pink

began playing over the speakers of course Pink is dead to me because Pink is also a noted pro-genocide artist a welseys I'd like to go home and some people

couldn't resist pointing it out one one account said you know if this was Joe Biden would be on a loop already on Fox News and of course he was in typical barking and grunting form

there at Medina when he was introduced at the first T by the PGA Tour CEO, Brian Rolop. You know the fake news media was here? I got a very bad reception. You asked me to give a short speech, but I don't have the courage to give one.

These people want to see golf. They don't want to hear speeches. Of course, on the way into the club, he couldn't help but notice that, I mean, if he has the power to notice things while they're getting him all jacked up. hundreds of protesters lined the street outside of the country club, and they had signs and yelled,

and the cops had to step in and separate the decent Americans from the maggots. And, well, then as he was speaking, a heckler had something. Something to say. Yeah, the four more years chant erupted because one individual yelled. He started out, Our country's doing great, better than ever before. And then they started playing YMCA, which I still think is one of the biggest tells of his entire presidency. see and as that played

someone in the crowd yelled loudly calling him a fucking pedophile and a cheer followed that good it's following him wherever he goes and we know it hates him so maybe it's maybe every little

moment like that loosens that piece of plaque somewhere inside him that will eventually. I mean, I think little pieces of plaque have been getting loose already. He's probably had multiple mini-strokes, and those are just warm-up acts for the big one. This is the big one, Melanie. And then, well, at the Texas Tribune Festival, They invited, no kidding, Marginal Trailer Queen, who had a little something to say about her former Orange Daddy in an interview.

Marge had this to offer. So the way I see things right now is the MAGA movement and the reason why many of us supported it was because we were, I was never one of those hardcore Republicans. As a matter of fact, I ran for Congress in 2020 mad at Republicans and wanting to change the party. I always felt like no matter who I voted for, I got George Bush in another foreign war. And here we are again, and it was Donald Trump, who I had listened to over and over again, campaigned with him all over the country, and had basically believed his words of no more foreign wars, putting America first, which was very important to me, as just an average American that grew up in a small...

Yeah, and just an average American who grew up in a small town in Georgia. And never, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. And never, not even once pondered the fact that America first had a long and sordid history of being associated with fascism, and actually, no kidding, real live, honest to goodness, honest to badness, Nazis. No, she, Marge missed that part in her high school history class, assuming, of course, that she even took history in college. No telling what she studied there at the University of Georgia.

I'm sure somewhere somebody is, a shame to admit that they graduated the same year from the university there. She did, but yeah, she missed out on that part because Otne Ute-Ite-Ipe, if you own a what aein may. Small business, a family construction business, and raised three children. And so what does the future look like? And took a ginormous whopping PPP loan and then proceeded to PPP all over the American people.

during COVID. Fight stoppers. For MAGA right now, I think Trump has lied so much to us and betrayed us so incredibly beyond any of my comprehension. I think MAGA is dead.

And... Yeah, that was the Texas Tribune Festival. It wasn't exactly chalk a block with maggots in it. No, no, no, not at all. Magga's dead. we'll see curiously though

Marge didn't offer a ringing endorsement of James Tolariko I'm sure that she's right there with Ken Paxton and thinking that he's a he's some sort of a some sort of a

I don't you know they accuse him of being trans that just don't know what sort of trans they accuse him of being do they think that he was a girl and now he's a guy to's a puzzle that's the you can tell they are who they are i mean that's i got to think i was thinking earlier today because well i do that um about all these never trump republicans and you just know that they're

they're they're just waiting until they until there's a better candidate out there the kind of republican who knew better than to say the quiet part out loud and they'll be to be in good God fear and upstanding Bible, believing Christ-centered evil, jellical, gundaminalist, ammo, sexual, Christian Republicans faster than you can say Trump in Memorium.

Mm-hmm. Right. As to postage stamps earlier. Lee says a controversy over a face on postage stamps. Some children saw on a postage stamp Santa Claus. Those children were upset because it means Santa Claus is dead. that would be the philatelist contingent of the children

uh Elise says Marge wasn't hardcore if she was any more hardcore there would be movies with her and Stormy Daniels ooh there's our first Ramalama ding dong of the evening and it belongs to Lee to go with all all his others up on the up on the mantelpiece mm-hmm

uh, wrestling, Jeremy says, is, isn't, did you mean, isn't the same as the company he worked for,

UFC, meaning Stephen Tubba Butter Chung. I know habits are hard to break. See morning Joe. Oh, no, that's my former filthy morning habit. I just check in with them

when I want to, when I know what they're going to be talking about and just want to see how they mishandle it. Okay, okay, so he was a UFC hype man. Either way, it's got,

guys in spandex panties running around a ring, so same same to me. And then fresh off of her star turn at the Texas Tribune Festival, she noticed that, lo and behold, wouldn't have expected to see this, but, well, here we are, it's 2026, and why not? She took note of, well, a caravan. that's right a brown people caravan with some dude named

Anthony Aguero live providing video over 400 aliens predominantly from Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday ready to make their way to the U.S. southern border here's footage of the caravan

someone is incentivizing this movement this is not organic that sound of A whole bunch of people walking along a road somewhere. Mexico, Honduras, we don't know. There's some sort of guidance. I have a blaze orange flag walking along the outside, waving it to keep people in line or whatever.

But, of course, it's supposed to... Ooh, brugga, briga, burble, marble, lus, nymph! The ailerens are coming to get your Bibles. They're going to tuck in your jobs. And, you know, the American people just may, the American people just may be simple enough to buy into it. I know some are, and it made some maggots mad, because Marginal Trailer Queen said,

We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S. southern border in several years. Why now? Oh, yeah, there's an election coming up, and the GOP needs to scare you into vote. because nothing else is working. I guess that strikes fear into the hearts of maggots in the heartland there. Of course, maggot farmers may be like, yeah, come on. Hey, y'all, there is a dairy farmer lady up in Wisconsin who posts all the damn time,

who wants to pay substandard wages to maintain her dairy farm. She'd probably be real happy to see you. as would any number of other maggot farmers whose entire business model has been predicated on underpaid or even unpaid migrant labor maybe that's 400 deportees trying to make their way back home

on the maggots got mad you idiot do you not for one second think we do not realize the moment democrats get into power they'll impeach the president stop all America first policies from moving forward rigged the elections once again re-open the fucking border my god we're so sick of your shit just shut the hell up of course that's probably a that's probably some sort of bot or you know well yeah very good post there comrade you may choose one extra turnip from bin number three

not surprising however that marge might remember the last caravan hysteria Let's see. While Democrats are fussing with each other, this is October 27th, 2021. While Democrats are fussing with each other over how much more money they can tax you and spy on your bank account, China is testing nuclear space missiles. A little rocket man is launching rockets, and our border is open with the biggest organized caravan in history coming. But that wasn't enough because Marge went on to say, on November the 26th, or, I mean, earlier on November the 26th, 2018, and the caravaners don't like the food they're given.

They want pizza, soda, and tequila. T.J. people told me the caravaners also have broken in their homes and molested girls on their way to school. Of course, no one told her any such thing. It's all a bunch of filthy fucking lies because she's a filthy fucking liar. Yeah. And then on Saturday, also at the Texas Tribune Festival, there's the lady who made a huge profit with a recent book, Maggie Haberman, and she was telling those assembled there at the Texas Tribune Festival that, and I guess this is like the Texas politics version of SXSW or something. I don't know. I've never been there.

But they brought in Maggie Haberman. I'm not sure how much they had to pay her to talk about her inside skinny on Donald Trump. And, oh, this was that moment. Every Republican I talk to is completely freaked out. That is true. That it's going to be bad. It's going to be bad. Now, many of them will caveat it with, you know, but we want to be careful because we have said this before.

and because polling in the Trump era has been notoriously hard, even though most Republican pollsters I talk to think it's gotten better since 2022 and 2024, and that they have a better sense of how to do it. But Trump voters in particular and Republicans in general tend to answer the phone less for pollsters. So that is always a waiting issue. However, the anecdotal evidence of just people I speak to, I was in Miami last Saturday, And I was talking to a man who had been a Trump voter, and he said, and I quote, he turned out to be a real disappointment.

He's just another politician. That is the danger for Trump, is when somebody who runs as different is seen as more of the same. To go back to your question and also to go back to the In Nothing We Trust headline. In Nothing We Trust was because these systems were in the feelings of voters, not serving voters. It was serving politicians. and rich get richer, the rest of the country does not. If you run on, I am going to, you know, shatter, or at least some of your advisors, we're going to shatter the Epstein cabal.

Trump actually did it less than some of his own people, including Vance. Kind of depends on what you mean by did it, doesn't it, Maggie? Because I think the Epstein files indicate that he did it a lot. and his son. And that was the moment, by the way, that last year with how Trump handled Epstein and the files, that was when, according to his own top allies and advisors, that was when they could start seeing his own base stop believing him quite as much. It was the first time that Jonathan and I could recall, and we've read about this,

Trump's saying, believe me, not what you're hearing over there, and it didn't work. So that's one. If you tell people, you run on, Joe Biden didn't fix the economy, it's clear that I am the only one who can do this, I am going to reduce prices, I'm going to keep inflation down, I am going to fix this, and also forever wars are bad, and I'm going to drain the swamp, and you break all three, yes, voters can tell. And you not only break all three, you build monuments to yourself. You are building something that is literally called the arc to Trump. literal monuments to yourself. And a ballroom. And that is what the majority of your mind share is very visibly on. Right. Because, well, he's dying and he knows it.

And he desperately wants to affix his name to anything that he can possibly find somewhere to stick the name Trump because that has been, well, that's been his metier for the entirety of his misbegotten best part of him. ran down his mama's leg life. I guess that passes for like the highfalutin political commentary. But then again, how many people believed that he really would end the Ukraine war on day one? How many people believe that he would bring down the price of eggs on day one? And here's a larger question, and it has everything in the world to do with the quality of our media. How many people in the United States of America, the Horn family community congregation notwithstanding, knew that egg prices were driven by scarcity and by the fact that bird flu got loose in the national chicken flocks and necessitated the killing of a shit ton of chickens, meaning fewer eggs?

How many? because I am not sanguine about that particular number. How many people to this day think the president controls gas prices? On a day-to-day basis, the president has no impact whatsoever on gas prices unless he decides to start a foreign war right smack dab in the middle of the beating heart of the global oil supply. Yeah, Persian Gulf, right? Oh, well.

I mean, there's a whole lot of how many people believed fill in the blank questions we could ask. Unfortunately, with some of those, people still believe them. I will refrain from mentioning the one that just bugs me the most. Right. And by the way, we're in the second hour of the program. We have $540 to go to fill. finish the month of September fully funded. And if we could just hit that a little bit or take some of that down, it sure would be great.

Thank you. The Camel Cardinal, Brother Deacon Asa, says, regarding this is not organic, blind hog, meat acorn. That maggot asshole is right. The Honduran caravan is not organic, just like the 80,000 refugees trying to enter Spain's North African territory back in July. wasn't organic. It's orchestrated and bankrolled by fascist pigs like El Hano Musk at Al in order to scare the smooth-brained people into voting in more fascist pigs. Oh, and speaking of Leon Scum Space Nazi, did he manage to actually send up one of his dick rockets today? And by the way, I saw an image of the rocket in question, and it looked more dickish than usual.

but they were trying to send it up for like six orbits and drop off some more Starlink satellites to fuck up the night sky and have some of them burn up on reentry and what have you. I don't know. Did he manage to get it up? Oh, that's probably not my best choice of words for something having to do with Leon Scum Space Nazi based on what some women have said. as a way of explaining why he has to use in vitro fertilization. Never mind. But you're right, Brother Deacon.

And it wasn't organic back in 2018, and it wasn't organic back in 2021. And, you know, it's not exactly something that a wild-eyed liberal organization would get behind. The fascism part is likely true as well. and from Jeremy he was launching two from what I've seen all I saw was the countdown

but then I didn't see any triumphal the announcements across my feed that Leon Scum space Nazi had managed to get it up into orbit draining the swamp the only thing that Natuotro Niro could get drained was the reflecting pool. Well, that's well played, Lee. Well played indeed. Okay. There. That's a smaller one to go with your full-size set.

Ralph's serving as the Horn Ad hoc Leon Scum Space Nazi ad hoc research department says, yeah, he fucked up again. Headlines, SpaceX, Starship Flight 14, Leon Scum. biggest rocket ends flight early after orbiting Earth. So that means they didn't do the whole run. And it wound up splashing down north of Hawaii today. Because it lost an engine shortly after launch. It was supposed to be a 10-hour tour.

And instead came home a lot sooner. It was a little over an hour. into the flight, and they made a decision to de-orbit. That is one ugly rocket. But it did manage to turn loose 26 new larger Starlink satellites. Just in time for the election, too. Oh, how about that? Also just in time for the election, I think the Leon Scum documentary,

all nearly four hours of it, will be coming out soon. it has played to cheers and applause in both Venice and Toronto. I think Toronto is already viewing solidity. And from Cynthia, if only Trump were just another politician, he's a fucking Nazi pig pedophile fascist. Wake the fuck up. From your lips to the maggots,

years, Cynthia, without a shadow of doubt. Oh, and Maggie Haberman there in the clip mentioned the Ark de Trump, which was going to be a living memorial to Trump, but

there's an enduring memorial to Trump, but once he found out how much everybody hated, it said, Oh, we're going to put drones there and snipers. And drone and sniper ammunition is going to be for national security. but where the arch is concerned the cultural landscape foundation

was disgusted when it found out that the maggots the maggot whore, I mean White House had shut down public comment on the art of the Trump because

the whole toxic idea was getting panned. Vice Chairman of the Advisory Council on Historic Preservation, Travis Voils, terminated the review because, well, it's all home on the range for Newt Witt Nero and never can be heard, a discouraging word. And the skies are...

Ah, never mind, you know. Oh, and from the fix is in, department guess what on October the 5th and let's take a quick look I just there's yeah October the 5th is the

first Monday in October and the first Monday in October is when the is when our most puissant dread sovereign Supreme Catholic majesties come back to work in earnest and on their first day back they're going to hear

arguments in the Suncor case it's complicated but it has to do with I think the city of Boulder Colorado suing a subsidiary of one of the giant

one of the one of the hydrocarbon giants of Chevron Exxon Mobile probably Exxon Mobile over what what Boulder's trying to do is recoup some of the losses that public funds will have to

front from the climate change being brought on by Suncor and its parent corporation. Now, I hope I'm getting this right because I'm working from memory. Boulder sued Suncor in state court, and this case is going up to our most puissant dread sovereign Supreme Catholic majesties on a request or a demand, frankly, by Suncor, and it's Mommy ExxonMobil, because they want the case taken out of state court. The case is Suncorr Energy versus County Commissioners of Boulder County,

and like I said it is local governmental entities in Colorado who want money because of what they know they'll have to expend to deal with the impacts of climate change in the form of heat waves, wildfires, droughts, and floods. This was from legal planet. The climate changers, the corporate criminals, argued before the Colorado Supreme Court, court that the case should be moved to federal court where they can more easily control the

outcome namely them not being held responsible but on may the 12th 2025 the california the colorado supreme court majority sided sided with the municipalities and and and the state and local entities saying that yeah we're going to hear this in state court and the reason this is important is because there are similar lawsuits all over the country that seek to hold fossil fools accountable for what they're doing to people and the planet. If you want to make a, if you want to note which way the case is going to go, well it came out today that Sammy Bad Breath Alito has said he won't participate in the case. He's not going to sit in on the arguments.

He's not going to participate in the discussions because he's up to his eyeballs in oil company stocks. On September 28, lawyers for Exxon and Suncor got the word via a letter from Scott Harris, the clerk of the Supreme Court, who merely said, I'm writing to inform the parties that Justice Alito has determined that he will not continue to participate in this case, because he's got massive holdings in Conoco-Philips and Phillips 66.

They're not in this case, but that they're in another one that's very similar. So I think that that's a safe bet that the fix is in. As presented, here's the question for the court. Whether federal law precludes state law claims seeking relief for injuries allegedly caused by the effects of interstate and international greenhouse gas emissions on the global climate. And, of course, ExxonMobil and Suncores, petty foggers say, State courts and parties are devoting enormous resources to the litigation of these cases, and the energy industry is facing the threat of damages of wars that could run into billions of dollars. Uh-huh.

So I'd say that this case will go in Suncor and Exxon Mobil's favor because, well, of course it will. Else what's the heaven for? And this, of course, this also provides some insulation for a Sammy bad breath. because he can say, See, I know when I've got a recuse and when I don't. I'm not a corrupt, grafted, entitled friend of the oil industry

or Leonard Leo or Har Har-Hark Crow. It's a boat race. So just mark your calendars for the fifth day of October. More troubles for Senator John Hoosted. I've heard it pronounced that way. Hoosted. I thought it was Husted. His financial disclosures leave a bit to be desired.

The Ohio Capital Journal reporting that he took money that he won't disclose. the private public economic development group Jobs, Ohio gave gifts to Houston in 2021, 22, and 23, back when he was Lieutenant Governor of the Buckeye State. But Houston's office refuses to say just exactly what the gifts were. He doesn't show that he got gifts for Jobs. Ohio, but he says he got a gift from its CEO, J.P. Nossif, oddly enough, they control Jobs Ohio, the state liquor franchise. You know, you might be able to get a lot of pints of cheap

of cheap pints of four roses to give the way out of the trunk of your car come election day that way, and Jobs, Ohio is apparently not a great steward of its money. Jobs, Ohio gave $60,000 to A random woman. She wasn't that random. She was, well, she was a romping, and we know what that means in hillbilly speak.

She was a romping with the president of the Ohio State Senate, one Ted Carter, and when the news came out of her romping, he got bounced out of his job. Mm-hmm. Oh, well. But, who's did

is having a number of problems. Among other things, the Ohio GOP has been trying to paint Hoosted, not as the incumbent that he is, but as a challenger to Sherrod Brown. Trying to make it seem like Sherrod Brown is the incumbent and the source of all of Ohio's numerous ills. And I pity anyone in Ohio right now, except maggots, of course, because that state is flooded with the filthiest of ads. I've seen a number of them, and most of them say something like, Sherrod Brown supports cutting the pee-pies off of little boys and turning them into little girls.

I mean, they're literally recycling the Johnny goes off to school and comes home Janie bullshit that Mitt Witt Niro was babbling a couple of years ago. And so his campaign and others working with the campaign have spent a gazillion dollars calling Sherrod Brown, Senator Sherrod Brown, even though Sherrod Brown got beat back in 2024. and Hoosted is the seat warmer that was installed when Jimmy Dick Bowman or the J.D. Egg or Judy Vance or whatever they're calling themselves these days or whatever name is on their birth certificate, went off to be the first vice president in 100 years with a beard. Her name is Usha. But now polling around the B. Buckeye state shows that voters are well confused. the 67-year-old Republican Debbie Grinco at the Delaware County Fair said, I don't know a whole lot about who should. It's Sherrod Brown in there, right?

And the 72-year-old Ted Hull was watching a... No, they actually do this in Ohio, watching a Dachshund race, Duxend. And he said, Well, I'm going to vote for him. Hoosted, but, uh, well, that Sherrod Brown, he's become lazy while he was in office. Fully 25% of voters in Ohio think Sherrod Brown is the present incumbent, which probably indicates that they should not be allowed to vote. And this is all because Hoosted is, uh, not doing so great.

And hence the filthy ads and whatnot. Oh, God. Please. Please. Please. Intelligent people in Ohio. Please vote. Please vote for anybody that has a D after their name because you're not going to cure your problems with more of the same from the same maggot chuds who have gotten you where you are.

I mentioned earlier that Nittwit Nero jinxed the Tennessee volunteers. Well, one of the people. People joining Cankel's Caligula for the flight down was Maggot member of Congress, Tim Burchett, one of the Otney Ute-Ite-Ipebrays, on social media. Well, he posted an excrement to X, showing him standing in front of Air Force One saying, my ride to the game, thank you for the lift. Mr. Presidentet, the Knoxville News Sentinel noted Most Tennesseans can't afford to go to the game, especially farmers and truckers. But Tim Burchett is getting a lift from the guy responsible for record high diesel, gas, groceries, daycare, and health care.

Vote this bum out. Good for you, Jamie Satterfield. But everybody, well, not everybody, but a lot of people are looking at it as his own personal let-them-eat-bri-osh moment. Yeah. Morgan J. Freeman said, how did the 100,000 people handle having to wait an extra four hours in security so you could brag and post this photo? And the least we can do here at this program is to offer up a hearty comment from Professor Spicoli. You dick!

Uh-huh. Oh, someone's on the stress line and it's been very patient, so I'd better go over there. because we're past the halfway point of the program. Hey, welcome to the program. Ron, Chan, I think I found a way for your beloved mountaineers to win in a football game at home. Do tell. Well, as long as it has to work out two ways. First off, we have to keep nitwit narrow out of Monroe County, Indiana.

because the moment his feet touched the ground on that sacred soil. There will be plenty of liberals out there telling him to get the fuck out. It's the blue dot in the middle of Indiana or in southern Indiana. And it's the home of Indiana University. The beloved coach. Bloomington. We'll probably tell them to get the hell out. But now what you do here, since you are the high priestess of the goddess of irony,

we make a supplication to the good goddess and invite New Whitneyero to a home game of the mountaineers. The mountaineers have a reputation for smashing defeat from the job for victory. so if it goes against the universe, Donald Trump will make them a winner. Do you see my logic here? It is a bit convoluted, but oddly enough, I do. And his West Virginia supporter will think he's the first coming of Jesus, and so you don't really believe in him anyway. Well, well.

Somebody's handling his snake. No, they believe. Let's not go that far. It's a simple faith for, well, you know. But that does remind me, you know, years and years and years ago. And maybe it's time to reinvigorate the old joke. Who are the only two people in West Virginia who can get 70,000 people to jump up on their feet and yell Jesus Christ? Well, back in the old days, it was Billy Graham and Don Neeland.

uh now it's now it now it now it now it's yeah now it's i don't know uh uh who's that who's that creepy televangelist uh married to the the the former keyboard player of journey uh oh oh hell i don't know oh you know they all look at that they all sound alike to me but you know her and rich rodriguez i mean the only people that can get 70 000 people to jump on their feet in west virginia and yell jesus christ because i know i did it a few times saturday evening dave

were you invoking the almighty during the game rachman was it i mean i don't know if it was an invocation so much as a uh an exhortation A queen for mercy? We played great. They don't have a mercy. We played pretty well in the first half. No, not in college ball. Now, we played pretty well in the first half, and then Rich Rodriguez made some horrible mistakes.

We, yeah, and the defense just didn't seem to, well, their heart didn't seem to be in it on Saturday. But how was your weekend? And more importantly, how is Christine? Christine is being transferred to a nursing facility for about a week for rehabilitation. They found out she had pneumonia. Right, you told me that. And she was, and pneumonia, you know, can cause confusion and disorientation. And a man who moves her along and changes out.

the cat boxers for her notice she was having a problem in a colon ambulance. And they had her in a cardiac unit because she has a history of blood clots. And

they said that she had pneumonia. They got her on painkillers. They're going to download her to a nursing home that sits next to a children's home where I lived for a year of my life. Oh, my.

It's a very lovely place, and it's running around through the good offices of the local Lutheran church, a place called Lutherwood. And they are really good people there. they were really loving and caring folks and I told Christine I said you know you'll be right next door to where I was when I was 17 and 18 years old I turned 18 while I was there

and I aged out but the the worst of it is, Roxanne. Her court case went into, into, oh, damn, into, negotiations and the lawyers, mediation. Yeah, they went into mediation and,

and the lawyers negotiated with the VA, VA was demanding $19,000 for services that they rendered a disabled veteran and her lawyers talked them down to 10. They settled for 26, and Christine's is just north of four because she signed a 40% contingency agreement. I thought that was a tad high. Yeah, it's usually 33 and a third, isn't it? Yeah, usually.

It was the last time I signed one. But that was, you know, when the Earth was calling and Lincoln was still practicing law in Illinois. And that's also why I have said that lawyers don't have to be mathematical geniuses, but every lawyer can divide anything by any amount of money by three. Well, that would explain your choice of career being that you're so mathematically

I'll say that the inept. Challenge, challenged, damn it, challenge. All right, all right. But I have a political question. You're just the lady I need to ask. Now, assuming everything goes south for Mitt Whittonero

in the next couple of years and the Republicans look over and through, well, you know what the Democrats might have had a point? What's my JD, the president,

impeach Donald, remove him from Oliver? Now, here's the question I have for you, Roch Ann. At the moment of his removal, will J.D. then

run down to Blairhouse, go through his trunk in his closet, find the little black dress, and run to the Bible just to put his hand on it and shore himself in. I don't know how you resisted the urge to say, go through his drawers. Well, knowing J.D., since he's a, he has billionaire friends, And he has to be ready for anything. Who says she's going to be wearing drawers?

Okay. I mean, let's see. Who would he ask to be his vice president? I'm thinking bubblehead might be a candidate. I understand she can be all quite handy in certain situations. But then poor Eusha. oh my god you think the divorce would happen shortly thereafter

I mean I after all if if if he became president then I mean

she might she might tip her glory oh now there's a reference we haven't had in a while well you know you know, first you lose the presidential election, then you'll lose your life. You know, you've got to give it up for Al. He's booked up pretty well.

You know, I can hear him now. Janie calls him up when Al says, well, Mr. President, you need to just, just, just roll with it. Don't worry about it. And go on and do what you know is right. And then he calls his daddy and hello. And they try to put them through to the Fisher Pights on

they've given it, you know. The googly eyes. The googly eyes and the little nose. Yeah, and they told her it goes right to Vladimir's desk. So, yeah, I'd say the Republicans are having a real hell of the time. And by the way, Senator Cornbone, you are a lawyer, sir, and, you know, damn well, there are laws against what Nate Wittner was doing. don't start him and harring and going, well, we ought to have rules for this and that.

We already do. I'd like to introduce you to the Hatchack. Hatchack. This is Senator Corn Pohnpone. Senator Corn Pond. The Hatchack. Corn Pond. I assume they did.

Good. Now we've got enough for Bridge. And the thing is, I will assume that they taught him how to read the Queen's English back when he was Marriolingalon. So even if we give him the British spelling version of it, he can read it. I don't buy that.

And that man spends more energy on trying to appear to be of the common clay than anything I've ever seen in my life. Do you think he ever swings by in picture? took Joe Manchin for a good old bean dinner get together. I'm having guests just thinking about those damn things.

When I was growing up, my dad was active in Republican politics. So I am quite familiar with the bean dinners. Oh, Lordy, bean dinners, spaghetti suppers, yeah. Oh, yeah. And we're not even talking that the money raising fish fries or pancake breakfast that your local volunteer fire department would have. Well, as luck would have it coming up in the, I guess, first full weekend of October. Yeah. The Nut Festival is coming around over in Spencer,

West Virginia. And they will, they used to at least, always had an ox roast. And had a what? Ox roast. Oh. That's what they called it. I tried it a couple of years, and it was a fundraiser for like 4H or something. They're future farmers.

Right. One, I wonder if they'll have an ox this year. or even a midland-sized beef of steer. But it was always kind of dry and flavorless when I tried it. But, yeah, I mean, that whole shindig is coming up. And the one thing that would make it worthwhile for me, and, of course, I'm going to be otherwise engaged. but I've mentioned them before, and this is free product placement.

They're probably maggot as hell, but it's the best I've ever had. They come out of like Stubanville, Ohio or somewhere. DeRuso's Italian sausages. And you can smell it. You can just smell their food truck all over town as those Italian sausages simmer in tomato sauce with peppers and onions. and they put the mozzarella on top of it and it just immediately melts. And, who, back in the day, I'd knock down two or three of those things. I can't eat like that anymore.

But, I mean, it was. It was the best Italian sausage I've ever had. And if you're at some fair or shindig in the eastern part of Ohio and you see the DeRuso's Italian sausage wagon, go there. Go have it. Yeah. Yeah. I had a pleasant surprise when I went to the bank last month, the beginning of the month.

I went into this little place. The place was crowded, and they had, I asked what the waitress recommended for breakfast, what her favorite was. I told us that I was thinking about, biscuits and gravy but oh that would be a great choice

and as it turned out she was absolutely correct they had buttermilk biscuits that were so fluffy and warm and soft had just enough crunch on the outside

you knew they were there but the moment you've been in there they were pillowy soft and buttery all the way through the butter was even in the in the gravy with enough pepper in it to make it taste good

and I'm telling you, Roxanne, I've had some fantastic biscuits and gravy over the years and a lot of them were like the fundraisers for the local volunteer fire department because those firemen can cook. I mean, those boys know how to cook.

And we had a family friend who was a member of a local volunteer fire department. He goes, oh, yeah. He goes, when you're at the station and if you're trying to cook, if you don't fix it well, you hear about it. And so we all bring up. our egg game when it comes to meals. Because we don't know how we got to eat and if we get cold out, you know.

So, but I had, they gave me three biscuits with plenty of gravy and some of the strongest coffee I've ever had in a restaurant. This stuff was so strong. It got up and walked close the table, got the cream and sugar and butter. it back to me. But,

and it all costs me like 13 bucks, which I consider a deal with half the price. Yeah. Oh, there's nothing better than good biscuits and gravy. Oh, yeah. In fact, I've got, I've got, I've got my favorite brand of sausage in the fridge right now, and, of course, I've turned into a biscuit-making machine, and I think some

along the way this week, there will be some biscuits and sausage gravy, because I'm pretty good at it. You're fading out there, Roxanne. I said I'll be making sausage gravy and biscuits this week because doggone it, I'm pretty good at it. Well, I would hope so. I mean, I've heard about your biscuits for years now. I figured you'd have a sausage gravy recipe to go with it. Well, it better be. There is a little trick that. I do. It's nothing fancy.

But I do a small dice of an onion and saute it in the sausage in the sausage grease before I add the flour and make the rue. So you add a little bit more flavor with that sauteed onion. Oh, yeah, I mean, caramelized onions are, I mean, I've never done it, but I would be surprised if they weren't delicious on. you know, ice cream. Well, as long as they're good and they stick to your ribs, I'm sure that'd be the breakfast for like some cold wintered wine. Oh, yeah. You have two fresh hot biscuits of mine and with sausage gravy over it.

You're probably, you know, you do that about 8, 9 o'clock in the morning. You're not going to be hungry until, you know, 5. Oh, I tell you, when I had the biscuits, Mr. and Gramey. I was good. I ate about 9, 30, 10 o'clock. I was good until about 4.30.

I mean, there's a reason those farmwives made it because they had men that were going out and working on the farm and in the fields and whatnot. And you got to give them some substance. Well, sure. Sure. And my grandparents on my mom's side were both farm kids. And my grandmother was one of three girls in her family. And I'll be damned with all three of them weren't some of the best cooks I ever met. When I was really little, I was like three or four years old, my great-a-crystal.

made corn out of the can, whole kernel of corn with a little bit of butter and salt and pepper. And I just thought it was the greatest thing. And I ate a whole dish of it and was looking around for more. So Aunt Crystal made more. And she looked at me and she said, boy, where are you putting all of this? Because I was a skinny little kid, you know.

There wasn't much to me. And I was like, but it's good. She goes, yeah, where are you putting it all? That's the second dish you had. She chuckled, now this is my great aunt who had all these knickknacks, and she ran around with a poodle skirt and the rhinestone glasses.

And she had her blue, room so decked out and like a 1950s style, it had the plastic furniture covers over the couch. We, as kids, we were not allowed to even go near the couch. We weren't even allowed to go into the living room for fear of messing it up. Great Aunt Crystal, she just, she'd watch us

and she'd take us off the mom's hand for a few hours and watch us but we knew that we couldn't go into the litter not like at grandma's where

we stayed in the litter and we stayed out of the kitchen but my my my gray aunts, both of them were great cooks

and my grandmother was a great cook and mom wasn't too bad but grandma wasn't the one that taught mom how to cook my grandpa did and he wasn't a bad cook either

so I come by it honestly when I was in high school I took a year of home neck and some guys were teaching me about taking a girls class I said dude you don't understand

that's where all the girls are and they're about 10 or 12 of us guys yeah you know there were 10 or 12 of us guys in there and we were all the opinion well this is where the girls are we might as well, you know, made a lot easier to meet a young lady. And meanwhile, the dude bros are going, wait a minute.

Why are we taking shop? Oh, I knew goals who took shop, but there weren't nearly as many of those guys taking home rack. I'll tell you that. No. and there's something to look I hate all that gendered stuff there's a lot to be said for knowing your way around a kitchen and knowing your way around a needle and thread well my mom my mom told me she was proud of me for doing it because she said you know always going to have a woman around cooking so for you know like you said I know my way around the needle and thread and my home-ex teacher always referred to herself in the third person and drove me crazy. My sister had her the next year,

and I did not know this, but the woman had survived breast cancer. She'd had a double mastectomy. And during a sewing class, she took those big pins that you pin fabric down with, and she goes, well, girls, you may think I'm crazy,

but at least years are real. And she began sticking needles into her implant. She wore prosthetics, and she started sticking them into prosthetics. And my sister told me this.

I'm like, Mrs. Hartley, I knew that old bat was crazy, but I I didn't know she was that crazy. But, yeah. Yeah, I mean, if I had a son that said, Dad, I want to take home neck, I'd be like, get in the kitchen, you know,

and I'd call Christine up and I'd say, honey, you're not going to believe what the boy just told me. He wants to take home neck. She would. She would probably send him over to my house. I'll make sure he understands what a majoring cup is, you know, that kind of thing. Because Christine's been a professionally trained cook. She was a medical cook in the Army.

I mean, she knows her way around the kitchen. And she had the same opinion that my mother and I had about it. we told our nieces and nephews, you will help in the kitchen. The boy has got a little indignant about it until I mentioned the fact that, well, most men who work in restaurants, who become chefs, make six figures

when they reach a certain level in their career. And boy, if they, they didn't run off and go how can we help Uncle David you know

by then they were very very attentive to the lessons that Chris and I were trying to teach

them so much so that one day when my niece and nephew Johnny and Tricia were fussing at each other

and they were young and they were fussing each other And I said, that's it. You don't get to help in the kitchen. Derek looked over and said, oh, baby, I think you're wrong there. I said, how so?

He goes, well, this is the first time you're going to require them to help you in the kitchen. And I know how much fun it is. And you know how much fun it is. Why don't you let him do it this one time and then if they may have this. behave the next time you can tell them they're not helping in the kitchen. And sure enough, it worked out, he helped. And we didn't let them do anything dangerous. I think the most dangerous thing we did is we let them butter the garlic bread to the spaghetti.

And we made homemade garlic bread and with bread dough and the girl made a tiny mischief in one, and we said, okay, well, that one's yours. You know, you made it, you know. And they, every bite of it, we didn't have them fussing, we didn't have fighting.

And I thought to myself, that boy's going to make himself a good dad one of these days. Because he would come up with stuff like that when he was like 13 years old. And he knew how to handle those shit. but he was right we made it fun for them

we gave them we gave them plastic knives for the for the garlic butter because we didn't trust them around the real ones but yeah they cooked it

they helped clean up and they ate every bite of it so I think that you should get kids involved in a kitchen almost as soon as they can walk. You know, give them something to do like... Well, once upon a time, that was the standard operating procedure. I know my grandmother on my father's side, his mama, had her daughters standing on stepstools doing dishes in the zing.

as soon as they could pretty much stand up. Oh, sure. That's how it had been, that's how it had been for her. That's probably how I was going to say. It's totally how her mom did it. I remember having to do the dishes when I was, I think I started doing when I was 12, but I dropped a lot of things.

The mom didn't trust me with any of the show. stuff for a couple of years. That's one of the drawbacks and several folds. You get those spasins and then boom. It got so bad when Chris and I were together she'd bring me two forks

and two spoons because she knew I'd drop at least one of them during a meal. And she didn't want to have to get up and go get another set. But yeah, Christine's doing much better. she's worried about her lot rant and I said

right now you're in the hospital and you're in a nursing home and you've been paying ahead on your watt rent so they kiss your ass and if they take you to court you take your record that you were in the hospital and you did that to the court along with catching them up, and then they don't have much to say. But they've been trying to get rid of Christine for the last several years

thinking they're going to seize her trailer, even though she owns it outright. The only thing they can do is tell her to move it off of their lot, but they seem to think they can seize the trailer for that lot rent. and I'm right if you're paying on it but they're also the ones who told

while she had the mortgage on the trailer that she was still running the trailer from them and they were double-diffing into her account her lawyer putting into that

her lawyer put an end to that one real fast it's amazing what happens when you've got a law firm on speed dial and you know how they use them. Yeah, those are definitely some

white hat lawyers. Well, Christine has a legal plan that allows and her provider firm has been working with her for years. They even wanted to hire her

if she got her paralegal certifications. They were willing to hire her there on the spot because of the letters that she would draft and send to the lawyer for review. He's like, have you ever thought

of working for a law firm? Because Chris has a nice, lean style, you know, and gets right to the point. And there's no superfluous bullshit. And she definitely doesn't use AI when she's writing

about so she's not going to make any of the judges there. So yeah, I can't believe those guys actually were that stupid. These guys were either A, as incompetent

as hell, or D, they didn't understand that AI is full of whole. I mean, I work with AI almost every day as far keeping up with my appointments and stuff. And when I look something up,

if it's a subject I know, I'll make the correction. And it'll go, oh, you're right. I'm like, well, then why did you give me the other result? Well, it was the quickest answer I could give you. And they've got it structured for speed instead of accuracy. And I don't. there are certain things I will use artificial

intelligence for keeping my appointment, setting alarms, that's sort of reminders but anything critical now. If I'm drafting a letter to somebody or to a business,

I won't use the AI just because it's... Who is it? Cliff, somebody's at the door. Do you need to go, Dave? Somebody's knocking on the door. I'll talk to you later.

Okay, you take care of Dave. Somebody just knocked on our door. I don't know what their problem is. I'll talk to you later, Roxanne. All right, you'll be safe, Dave. Bye now. I will. I'm worried about Dave.

I can't wait until he gets into stable housing. Golly, Moses. Well, we are end of the 30. hour of the program and there are some there are still some remaining stories not necessarily more annity some of us just plain mean

over the weekend the White House announced that nitwit Niro would be making a very important announcement earlier today apparently it wasn't important enough for most of the places I look to to even bother to cover it

but I did find it at 2 o'clock this afternoon from the Oval Office Cankles-Calligula said the following. Okay, this is another pathetic attempt to buy votes. $5,000, everybody gets $5,000 socialist promise, landed like a turd in a punchbowl. Then there was, well, you remember years ago when a promised,

well, let's sit there. the stage. This is many years ago, but up in Wisconsin, they actually had a deal for a company to come in and build light rail cars, for which there was a significant demand at the time. Well, the light rail projects got canceled, and the light rail plant went away from Wisconsin. And then eventually the Republicans came along and said, oh, wow, we're going to build a ginormous chip factory. And that fell through the floor. Well, now it's Iowa's turn.

Shit is going sideways for the maggots in Iowa, just as they are in many other places. So today, from the Oval Office, with enough medication in him to keep him looking reasonably, well, modestly sane, the guy with the dying, or dead brain said, there's a company known as Misabi. Mesabi, not wasabi. This is not the aromatic Japanese root.

No. Masabi, and they're going to make a big investment in a place called Iowa. I love Iowa. I won Iowa every time. Today we're thrilled to announce that Masabi Metallics will be building the largest steel plant in American history in the great state of Iowa. Curious that they did it from the Oval Office instead of going to Iowa to announce it. Nobody believes it. supposedly it's going to be operational by 2030 sure and along the way he of course

nitwit Nero also slimed Canada it was repulsive he said Canada is one of the worst countries in the entire world they've been one of the worst countries in the entire world. We get it on with China, we get it on with people, we make good deals, but Canada has been really very difficult to deal with. So now he's going to get in bed with

Masabi. Masabi claims to have bought a two and a half billion dollar iron ore mine in the iron range of Minnesota. And

so they're going to, They're going to have a closed-loop production system, they claim. Right. It's a ginormous con because Masabi is not somebody you'd necessarily want to do business with. No, no. It's the largest plant. One of the largest plants in the world. But the largest plant in America by far.

The chairman of Masabi Metallics, Prashant Ruya, said today. With the new steel complex in Iowa, we will complete the fully integrated American supply chain from mine to mill. American ore carried on American railroads to an American steel plant powered by American energy, built and operated by an incredibly hardworking and talented American workforce. Funny, I didn't hear the word union anywhere in there.

So they dumped $2.5 billion in a number. new iron ore mine in Minnesota, which will create environmental havoc and ruination. They're selling the notion that they're going to produce 7.5 million tons of iron ore annually at the mine. If you had any idea, oh my Jesus, there won't be a living stock of wild rice anywhere in the area. Well, the money behind Masabi Metallics is SR Group. That's an Indian multinational conglomerate. And they started pitching this bullshit mine 20 years ago and flopped.

In fact, they filed for bankruptcy 10 years ago on the mine project. I wonder if they were involved in the attempt to gouge that hellhole in the Pinocke Hills in Wisconsin. that my friends in the Bad River Band of Chippewa stopped cold. It's always a con. I'm going to make a big announcement. No. In a state code, Iowa. That simplistic bullshit is such a tell that his mind is garbage.

Yeah. And earlier today, over at the Department of, of miseducation, the Trump, I mean, White House rolled out a new rule about who is worthy and who is not worthy of getting a student loan. This is sickening. The maggots want to keep student loans from going to anyone studying something that, quote, doesn't make enough money. High on the chopping block list is art, music, social work,

social sciences, anthropology, foreign languages. And we've seen all this put into practice down in Florida. I remember talking about this years ago, because maggots have this idea that we don't need to know anything about who we are, why we are, how we are, where we are. where we are or what we are.

And the new republic in its reporting pointed out that, well, this is going to go. So, I mean, they don't want anybody but what, engineers and accountants? I mean, even upper-level mathematics. No. My beloved Harvard on the Mon wiped out its math graduate program a couple of years ago under E. Gordon-Gee. Because, you know, who needs math? Former Democratic Congressman Debbie McCarsal Powell said,

This is a dangerous path. In America, government shouldn't decide which dreams are worth pursuing or tell young men and women, or non-binary people there, Deb, what they're allowed to study. You work hard, you choose your path, you build your future. When government, she added, starts deciding which fields of study are worthy based on how much money they make,

it sets our country on a dangerous path. That kind of government control is something we condemn in places like Cuba and China. Education is freedom. The American dreams about expanding opportunity not having Washington dictate it. It's slated to go into effect on July 1st, 2027. The thing is, this is going to have no impact whatsoever on the affordability of college. The student loans are still going to be crippling. Debbie McArsel Powell added,

I received a liberal arts education that taught me how to think critical. communicate, lead and adapt, the very skills, employers value today. In America, government shouldn't decide which dreams are worth pursuing, or I shared that part. Education is freedom. The American dream is about expanding opportunity, not having Washington dictated. College? And I mean no insult toward craft-oriented or trade schools. College isn't trade school. It is supposed to live. literally teach you how to think. And, of course, we have Nitwit Nero in office

because there is a paucity of critical thinking skills in this country. But, you know, who needs Shakespeare? Shakespeare just teaches you things like a hero dies but once, but a coward dies a thousand deaths. Put pegs in holes, but pegs in holes, but pegs in holes.

And then there's the ongoing travails of can biblical divorce Paxton. Yeah, God. This guy is terrible at maybe he still wins, but Jesus he's terrible at campaigning. It's not so much that you know he's going to put his foot in his mouth. It's how he's going to get the other one in there with it. Of late, James Tallerico has been hammering Ken Paxton

for being the friend of a pedopherson. file. Adam Hoffman was a lawyer in Waco. In 2025, he was tried on felony child sex abuse charges. Had he been convicted, he would have faced life without parole. Because what he did to the little boy is an unspeakable horror. And, well, Paxton made it nice and sweet for him. with a sweetheart deal that saw him,

instead of serving life without parole, do 29 days in jail for stealing a little boy's future from him. I was in the Senate, Texas Senate, and there was a bill in front of one of my committees and Letitia Van der Pute, who was a Democrat, who was a human trafficking bill. And I knew nothing about it, but I listened to all the testimony,

and I was horrified. Like, I had three daughters. I have a son. And so I went to her and said, do you have any Republican sponsors like co-authors? She goes, no. I said, sign me up. And then I promised myself as we worked on passing that bill that if I had a chance, as Attorney General, to do something about this issue I would.

So we started within my first like six months, a human trafficking division. And within a year, we'd shut down the largest online purveyor of human trafficking in the world, Backpage.com, that was operating out of Dallas. And they were in 97 countries. So I was also able to get finally because we have a weird system in Texas where the original jurisdiction for criminal cases is with the district attorneys. In a lot of states, there's a thing called concurrent jurisdiction for the AG. We don't have that here except we had it for election fraud. And I was able to get it finally for human trafficking this last session.

So we have a team set up to go address that. And we have been addressing it. It's been on my heart since I got there. Yeah, yeah, Kenny Boy. Tell us about the 29-day sentence for raping a little boy for years. Move along. And, you know, I've had to deal with this crazy ad that's been running against me saying that I let this predator out of jail. It's not quite as it's presented.

It's actually very misrepresented of what actually happened. We try these cases. We don't always control how the jury determines them. So we were in a case with an underage person who was... We got a seven, five jury split on. You have to have unanimous. We had seven in our favorite five. So our child witness, who was our best evidence, didn't want to testify yet.

We could have forced it. We could have subpoenaed that person, that kid, and made them testify. They already knew that we lost the first case. It wasn't lost, but we didn't get it unanimous. So five jurors weren't confident of that testimony for some reason. In some ways, I don't blame that kid for not. want to go through that one more so in other words your office did a shitty job let's be clear about that and yet the the the criticism has been that i let a child predator up having one day well guess

what they served 60 days it wasn't what we wanted but we did not yeah oh they're criticizing me saying you only served one day well it was it was it was it was it was 60 days there was actually cut down to 29 i if this is his explanation i mean jesus Christ. You go to jail for longer than 29 days for simple possession of cannabis and takes ass. And the thing is, there's more to it than that. At the sentencing hearing for Hoffman, the little boy's mama said, my son just still doesn't want to testify, but 30 days isn't enough. that was before Judge Roy Sparkman, a visiting judge in the case, and the deal that Paxton's lawyers, his crack lawyers, his pettifoggers put forward initially,

the plea deal called for a day in jail, and the only reason it got up to 60, which was turned into 29 for good behavior, was because the judge said, you've got to be kidding me. Actually, the quote was one day, seriously. Somebody has to sell me on the wisdom of it, Judge Sparkman said. And the plea deal they offered him, again, he was up on felonies that would have sent him away for life without parole. Ken Paxton's office offered him the sweetheart two misdemeanor deal

and the one day in jail. and the minute he left the McClennan County Jail, the next day he showed up at his parents' house in Nebraska and said, I just want to rebuild my life. Which, you know, pedophiles don't stop being pedophiles. It's how they're wired. So for all we know, by now, somewhere in Nebraska, he may very well be doing it again.

and this this is how that impeached as attorney general criminally charged not convicted Christian responsive

well I mean it wasn't one day it was 20 yeah you're you proposed the one day and the judge said no one goddamn day for wrecking the life and then this don't wait

We have email. You've got mail. The Brother Deacon, Ken Paxton. Okay, but what was the little boy wearing at the time? Murder Hornets, Brother Deacon, murder hornets. Lots of them in a line in the bad place. But you knew that, didn't you? Oh, and this is weird.

I guess we have a new couple to talk about. The fake indigenous person from North Carolina Bovine Gregory formerly the Border Patrol Chief who he's a little toxic little hobbit

has decided to gine up with Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome and they shot a video with them standing with their shotguns on their shoulders in front of a bunch of dead ringneck pheasants,

which for all I know were actually caged birds that were set out for them and never had a chance. And this is this is the video they posted, the audio to it. Good. Had a fantastic day in South Dakota. I'm taking with Chief Bolino. This is our native South Dakota bird, our state bird. Chief, thank you for helping us kill our state bird today. Well, Madam Secretary, at least we didn't have to deport him this time.

That is true. You're a good man and a great American. Good to say you. Good to do. What the fuck? Thank you for helping us kill our state bird today. Well, at least we didn't have to deport them. No, I'm sure you'd much rather shoot Americans dead on the street like they did with Alex Pretty and Renee Good, wouldn't you? And, of course, they're a bunch of base.

hounds in the background and I hope they're still alive. That poor goat. That poor goat. Are barking awful loud. You can almost imagine Krusty walking back there and saying, I've heard about enough out of you. The subject line, Nome, Jeremy asks. Okay, does the evil hobbit enjoy wearing an oversized boogie shirt?

I know, Ralph's. What? Thank you for helping us kill our state bird today. You're a great American. And people said, wait a minute, are you all running for president or something? Are you all running for office? And Bovine Gregory said, we're running for America. I wish you too would run from America.

Well, enjoy your freedom, Krusty. You may, if we can get anything resembling good government back, you may yet wind up wearing more orange than just that stupid ball cap. What's curious is that, oh, not boogie shirt, booby shirt, Jeremy. Okay, I had a typo there. Was he wearing a booby shirt? That's a reference to Brian Nome and his bimbofication fetish. Bowvine Gregory tagged both J.B. Pritzker, Illinois, and Gavin Newsom.

And people are saying, well, maybe they're running, maybe they're running. for president in 2028. A, A, Aunt Leah New York baying dogs. This is not a concern for Nome. She only wants them obeying. And dead dogs chase no tails.

Oh, I'm so sorry. The Golden One didn't hear that. And from Cynthia, killing for the sake of killing, fucking sick. I'd love to give them a seat on Leon's big dick rocket for free and send them off and good riddance to them. Yeah.

Now, let's go back to something happier, Cynthia. Yeah, you would love a DeRousseau's Italian sausage sandwich. I want one, and I want it right now, damn it. Italian sausage. Damn, that sounds good right about now. Yeah, and, I mean, they make their own. And most Italian sausages, you see, they've got that. I'm going to wind up in trouble here.

They're curved, whereas these are straight. See? Damn it. uh... uh... uh... here's some hilarity speaking of south dakota senate majority leader john thune

said today they said well i sure do like daddy's new uh... ad but uh... uh...

i don't think it shouldn't be paid for by taxpayer dollars motherfucker you just sealed your own fate he'll call for your head on a pike. He tried to soften the blow a little bit. Boone did. It's a great message.

I like the message. But it shouldn't be paid for by taxpayer dollars. Good. So you'll be interested. Same question. Margaret Brennan asked Senator Jubilation T. Corn Pone. So you'll be introducing a bill in the Senate to forbid that going forward?

Huh? And Richard Painter, who was a White House Ethics lawyer for Dem Leader, went over to X and posted saying that using taxpayer money to promote his

nitwit Nero's political message ahead of the midterm elections could be an impeachable offense. Yes, it could be. Mr. Painter, it could be. If we had a responsible house and a responsible Senate, they could impeach him and a responsible Senate would convict him because the graft is plain as the nose on nitwit Nero's orange face.

But again, that won't happen. Meanwhile, the Maggot, I mean, White House said, These are clearly not campaign ads because Daddy's not up for reelection. Well, the announcements are a reminder for Americans to love their country and know why it's worth defending. At home, at the border and abroad, that's not partisanship, that's the government that still believes in the country, it serves. That bullshit. Oh, and Cynthia reminded me of something. Did you know?

And fuck Major League Baseball. Mike and Cascadia, I'm sure you've seen this. Oh, my heavenly days. Major League Baseball is scouting National Park. sites looking for somewhere to build another field of dreams baseball stadium for a like commemorative game or some such and the Department of the Interior no really went right along with it and sent uh sent some licks fiddled maggot to help scout sites in wait for it grand teeton national park this

I could say it's disappointing because it is. It's freaking tragic. But it's on brand for the baseball owners and Major League Baseball writ large. Jesus. As Cynthia said, fuck Major League Baseball. These bastards won't be satisfied until they've desecrated and destroyed everything. I hate them. Ah.

Are you, wait, are you talking about Krusty and Boe? Vin Gregory Routes. Are they going to call themselves they, them? Ha! And then this, to wrap this more end Monday up. The hits just keep on coming for Psycho B.B. Netanyahu. He was no sooner home from calling everybody a poopy head anti-Semite at the United Nations General Assembly. Then, lo and behold, this story came out from the Wall Street Journal.

You can almost predict what I'm about to read, can't you? headline Egypt warned Netanyahu of impending attack on Israel before October 7th everybody in the Middle East knew it was coming, including Psycho Beebebe, and the one person who could do something about it, namely Psycho Beebebe, didn't. Jesus. So, yeah, Abbas Kamel was the intellectual

intelligence chief for Egypt, and the Wall Street Journal says he was getting anxious. It was early October 2023, and two Egyptian warnings about signs of an impending attack from Gaza had gone unheeded by Israel. Kamel called Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to deliver a third alert. Wow, that's some serious St. Peter stuff. Three times, and three times, B.V. Netanyahu denied it. and it just adds to the list of other things, warnings that PsychoBibi ignored for reasons other than, well, reasons other than those that are known. As we noted, the UAE president, Muhammad bin Zayed, warned him in September 23, September of 2020. And, of course, when the Wall Street Journal said, hey, you want to comment on this, Psycho Bebe's filthy fascist government said,

yeah no and he continues to lie and said oh no one told me about this but a book is out and it's causing quite a stir in his role called 843 days of abandonment and resilience Israeli journalist Shlomi Eldar and Ruth Yuval authored it

and well there were warnings all over the place among other things Psycho Bibi has opposed any formation of any commission to find out exactly what happened. It kind of reminds me of the 9-11 commission. Remember when nitwit Nero, or not Nittwit Nero, I'm sorry, dim leader was only allowed to testify if he was sitting on Richard B,

Dick, Big Time, Cheney before he dicks you his lap, remember that? And not under oath? Among other things, Psycho Beebe said, Oh, well, somebody should have woke me up earlier. What, did you tied one on the night before, Baby? Gotti Eisencott is a former top commander in the Israeli military, which probably means he's a genocidalist too, has said that Psycho Beebe may have committed treason

because he backed the payments from Qatar to Gaza well he didn't he approved them he's yeah give it to him Eisencott on Saturday said the accumulation of facts exposed in recent months regarding warnings from the heads of Israel's security establishment and various officials from foreign countries leaves no room for doubt Netanyahu led the state of Israel in blindness, arrogance and irresponsibility to the greatest disaster in its history and no uh Psychobibi really does say that

If someone had awakened me earlier on the morning of the seventh, I would have handled things differently. And he claims that his own security officials hid information from him. Why? Make that make sense. The security officials, meanwhile, said, bullshit, we didn't hide anything from him. Egypt started trying to warn Israel in June of 2023.

And while it was vague then, it became more. and more concrete until September when security chief Kamil actually flew to Israel and said the situation is dire and can blow up in everybody's faces. Israeli officials on the other hand said, We have everything under control. warnings continued to come in up until 48 hours before the attack. Speaking to reporters, the maggot Michael McCall of Texas, who chairs the Foreign Affairs Committee back in 2023, said, we know that Egypt had warned the Israelis three days prior

that an event like this could happen. The thing is, you wonder, and it's not a, the polling is not good for Psycho Beebebe. and his psycho party, but there may be enough settler scum to keep any opposing parties from forming a government. And even though people like Bielzabub Smotrich and Idemar bin golf pants are actually convicted criminals, the days of that kind of thing serving as the basis for further criminal prosecutions, seem to be long gone. And the single greatest source of anti-Semitism in the world today...

It's not Iran. Not Saudi Arabia. Hell, it's probably not even American Nazis. It's Bibi Netanyahu. Who, in committing his genocide, has caused people to lash out, ignorantly. against Jews in general.

And that is wrong and sad and tragic. But we also have to remember that that foreign lobbying organization, which doesn't have to register for reasons I know not, A-PAC is an active arm of PsychoBee's government, an active arm of the Likud fascist government. And you've got to wonder if that'll even change, if Psycho-Bee-Bee does get bounced out on his ear, And from my mouth to Yahweh's ear that he gets prosecuted and put in prison for the rest of his natural born days.

Or better yet, sent to the hague. Listen, Israel, you don't have to try him on your own corruption charges. Just send him to the hag and let the world deal with him. Sheesh. So that's the program. Thanks, everybody, for joining in in whatever manner you choose. We were a goose egg today So tomorrow with two days left in September

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