Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 3 August 2026, Massive Moran Monday

Episode Date: August 4, 2026

It's Magic Moscow Mitch Day and still no sign of life. Gov. Andy Beshear's patience is wearing thin at the disrespect. Nitwit Nero, after four hours of "Executive Time" (when they medicate him to something resembling functionality), does Dementia Storytime in a hissy over JuiceBox Jeanine's decision to save her law license by dismissing the entirely Trumped-up reflecting pool scam. Along the way, he confesses that he was the twit who came up with using a fragile pool liner. Vivek may be headed for defeat as MAGATS go all to pieces in Duhio. 

The password is deadline. It's showtime. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussin, with America's only liberal transvilly elitist right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch,

who invites you to be part of the uprising against mountaintop removal. CRMW.net. And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is. Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on lo and behold, this third day of August, 2006. This is the Horn.

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Yeah, hi, I'm Roxanne, and it is, oh, goodness gracious sakes alive. It is more in Monday, and what a, what a, it, what a, what? What an in-gathering of morands we have. Oh, yes, yes indeed. And gosh, we're less than 52,000 downloads away from that millionth download. It's over at Podbean. It's nothing to most people, most podcasters, but it's going to be a heck of a,

it's going to be a heck of a milestone for a little tiny well you know the little podcast that could um you know us um so thanks if you can leave us a remark a comment review etc yeah but it is it is more in monday and the stories have been stacking up like cordwood since yesterday at the very least but the password oh well before we do that i got a note from sylvie earlier sylvie noting i just heard a new name for melanoma oh goody uh melanoma trump marlago's 19th hole as sylvie notes gonna need some cream for that burn Let's not talk about melanoma and cream in the same sentence or idea.

Well, Sylvie, I'm putting this one on you. I think we just took a... I think dinner in the Eastern Daylight Time Zone just took a real hit. But the 19th hole. Anyway, anyway, deadline, the password. here we are it's the third day of August

and this is the supposedly magic moment with Moscow Mitch McConnell if he is in fact still among the quick but before I get to that

every program here at the Horn begins with gratitude and this program is no different so thanks go out to our third, second, and first day of the month subscribers and contributors via PayPal. And that means thank you ever so kindly to Ann. And thank you Sylvie. Thank you so very much.

And thanks as well to Ralph's. And thanks to George and Course Gold and Kim in New York. Thank you, Khalil. Thank you, Mark. Thank you, Joseph. And thank you one and all for being partial sponsors of the program. Where we stand, well, the hole is $1,500 deep. We have a chance to knock out, knock that down to $900 today with Bruce and Karen's first of the month Memorial Challenge.

Ralphs will add another $25 to that, so $300 coming in gets $325 added to it thanks to Ralph's and an anonymous friend. Thank you so much. So very much indeed. And that'll getting down to $900 would be a big deal, and I'll just be, I hate talking about this. You know that, but, well, candor. We got about $1,000 of bills that need to be paid right. now, $600 of which needed to be paid before the first of the month. Your humble OSTICE's health care, I've never paid it after the first of the month.

I hope I still can. My health insurance premium, so fingers crossed. I do so wish that I was independently wealthy and didn't even have to talk about this. And, well, from Ralph's also attached to that extra $25. The Newsweek International cover of Nitwit Niro, oh, Jesus, straddling the Americas. He's so dim, he's so far gone. He didn't realize he was the recipient of another one of those.

sick burns. It shows a fat-ass Trump in a white colonialist khaki suit. It says Trump was right about Venezuela. And the

small print says six months later and after a natural disaster no one planned for, the skeptics who predicted chaos were wrong. and it's a reference. I wouldn't say it's an homage, but it's a reference to Cecil Rhodes. Cecil Rhodes being a British imperialist who named an entire country for himself. But I'm sure the State Department would have gotten wrong if they had produced a map of Zimbabwe.

which used to be known as Rhodesia. He was a proud self, he was a proud self-entitled white supremacist, and it's a near mirror image of an 1892 cartoon of Rhodes, who was seen straddling Africa in that one with his arms out stretched in a pose very like what was on this cover. Only he was holding a telegraph. line instead of a gas pump hose.

He killed at least 20,000 people, Cecil Rhodes did, dispossessed countless indigenous people there in the land he seized. And Rhodes once noted, I contend that we are the finest race in the world and that the more of the world we inhabit the better it is for the human race you just fancy those parts that are at present inhabited by the most despicable specimens of human beings

what an alteration there would be if they were brought under Anglo-Saxon influence look again at the extra employment a new country added to our dominion gives. So the Cecil Trump or the Donald Rhodes Challenge is on the table along with Bruce and Karen's Memorial Challenge. Thank you, Ralph, thank you very kindly. As to POTUS's sick burn, Leah, New York notes,

must have landed on the back of his hand. No, that's not, I mean, that's not. burn cream that's that's a ladies foundation concealer mm-hmm yeah but back to the back to the password for today deadline well yeah Moscow Mitch see what I did there dead line yeah Commonwealth of Kentucky Governor Andy Bashir went to social media and said as follows. I know there are a lot of folks wondering about the significance of August the 3rd regarding a potential Senate vacancy. I want everyone to know that this date has no legal impact on my options should there be a vacancy this year.

And nobody really knows what he meant by options, but in light of the fact that the Kentucky legislature passed a law overriding, a constitutional provision, it seems like perhaps Governor Bashir is suggesting that that law wouldn't withstand scrutiny by the courts.

Meanwhile, well, I guess they're going to try to be safe because there's been no announcement about Moscow Mitch today. They might want to let this deadline go by before they publish

his final byline which of course will be a deadline yeah but Andy Bashir noted it's worth a reminder right now there's one less vote for the SAVE Act one less vote for Trump's war with Iran or the potential replace vote of a scotis justice

yeah So, right, we shall see what we shall see. But that's just the very beginning. Because there's ever so much more in terms of morands. Yeah, many morands, definitely, many more. morans and i i don't want to well hmm maybe we should hit some high points before we dive into the real crazy of it all there's everything out there from uh nazis to whale head dead bear raccoon penis brain worm lamprey and all sort of all manner of things in

between over the weekend there was announcement that the uh senate the Appropriations Committee had agreed to a bipartisan deal to keep the government funded through December, that is, past the midterms. I suppose that in yours to the benefit of the maggot party, because, hey, people were getting, well, medica, or not medicaid, snap cuts were coming through that were going to be absolutely hell on earth. for, you know, impecunious folk who insist on, you know, eating food. Yeah. So, okay, so we got that deal out of the way. But then there's this little piece of rather interesting information.

This news came out over the weekend. And another, well, this story is about someone you've probably never heard of unless you've poured over the Epstein files. It's about a guy named Daniel Sead, S-I-A-D. Uh-huh. And he was an employee of MC2-E-A-D. notice the past tense. I guess I've just given the case away. MC2 model management. MC2 model management was

headquartered and operated out of New York, Czech, Florida, Czech, and of course Tel Aviv Israel. This is the modeling agency that was founded by Jeffrey Epstein's pal Jean-Luc Brunel. He launched the agency with financial investment from Jeffrey Epstein

and Daniel Sead appears over a thousand times inside the Epstein files Yeah He was Up until recently under investigation In France Over allegations of rape

and human trafficking Surprise Surprise surprise he had not been formally charged because prosecutors had not completed the task of gathering evidence against him well it turns out that two weeks ago today 14 days ago July the 20th he was found dead in his home near Paris autopsy pending Yeah. But it gets

weirder. Not only was he bosom buddies with Jeffrey Epstein, and not only was he tied to an Israeli company, MC2 model management, with offices in Tel Aviv. Well, according to Princeton University

Associate Professor Katie Chenow. and writer Becca Day, it turns out that beyond all of that, he, uh, ran an anonymous online social media account whose only purpose was to publish praise of Cankel's Caligula. Uh-huh. Yeah. And now him dead. You might recall that his buddy, uh, his buddy Brunel committed suicide while he was waiting

sex trafficking charges in 2022 in France you know some three years after Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide committed suicide

mm-hmm yeah he said he claimed that he was an innocent man. Yeah, innocent is a newborn baby. A baby rat. And the report from Professor Chenoweth and Reporter Day,

they noted, before his death, Daniel Sead, was operating an ex-Twitter account called Thiley, T-H-I-L-E-Y. On multiple occasions, he posted videos showing his face, including one uploaded in February 26, just months before his CNN interview, at which point he literally sweated through his shirt when CNN started asking about his ties to Jeffrey Epstein.

The report goes on and says, in that video he discussed his role in Jeffrey Epstein's operation, portraying himself as someone who had also been victimized rather than as the real perpetrator he was. The themes closely mirrored what he would later tell CNN, although the February 2026 video presents an even more favorable version of events. Apparently he tried to scrub his Trump-loving account, but the Wayback Machine found them,

among other things, this Frenchman, this Israeli, called Mittwit Nero, the best president ever and our savior it was the account was wall-to-wall posts uh fluffing donald trump he also spent some time promoting the french neo-nazzi right wing and bowed and scraped and groveled over israel any account like that you would be surprised if you did not find some anti-Muslim bias, and, well, that was there, too. He also posted anti-Muslim misinformation, and, well, editorialization, I guess you might call it. Sheriff, you agree, Sharia law is sick and barbaric, and he replied to mothers, he replied saying to the graphic, a photograph thing.

Mother's fuckers. All righty then. The pictures of someone in a burqa and someone beneath them in I guess another burq, I don't know. Indonesia condones public flogging under Sharia law.

The one in the bigger burqa has apparently got a whip in their hands. This is what Sharia law looks like, and that's what liberals want for our country. We all need to stand together with President Trump and make sure this never happens on mercant soil. Although I probably should have used a French accent for that.

But the report says, these posts began shortly before Jeffrey Epstein's arrest, and mysterious passing. And we're shared up until the month before Siad died. The profile went down in June of 2026. Daniel Sead died in July of 26. Daniel Sead.

Maybe remember that name. This network just goes on and on and on. And I also read Oh, stand by, I'm sorry. Never a dull moment. Oh, by the way, before I go into the next story, I'm puppy sitting this week, yes.

The golden one and I are house-sitting together, and I'm puppy-sitting him. About this time every year, our daughter goes on vacation with her guy's family. They go down to the beach where the beach where every hillbilly goes, you know, Myrtle. And so Annette is across the river. She's looking after Margie's Golden and her Dobie. and so they don't have to be alone and I in turn am taking care of shadow here

and so we're having a merry time of it we're having a lot of snacks not a lot but yeah and he's such a good boy oh he's such a good boy he just hangs out wherever I am with the exception of airtime wherever I am he's just happy as can be

to curl up either at my feet or next to me depending on where I'm sitting and it's just the sweetest time it just is and well it also may

because the only time that he can't be with me is while I'm on air because it's kind of like having a toddler He's real good. He doesn't get into anything, but I don't want to run the risk of him getting into anything. So he naps in his crate during the three hours of this program.

So we have romp time, and then we go walkies right before airtime, and then he goes in his crate, and I come in here into the fabulous Horn Studios at the magnificent Kincaid Mansion. Well, as it turns out, Leah in New York says, puppy sitting, dog days of summer. I guess you could say, that's cute. Yeah, that song, An Innocent Man, Grasps. Yeah, I don't think that applies to Daniel Sead. No, he was out there procuring young girls for Jeffrey Epstein and maybe almost certainly Marcus Horralius and other various and sundry predators and pedophiles

not something Billy Joel would be prone to wail about because he and I am in it no singing Roxanne we are $1,500 in the hole now I said that I had read a report over the weekend and that report apparently in Politico suggests that the old guard of the maggot party is worried. And, of course, Politico, Tiger Beat on the Potomac, as Charlie Pierce at Esquire refers to them. Well, they reported it ever so breathlessly. and a senior GOP congressional staffer, otherwise unidentified, speaking to Politico, said of the young maggots, I guess you would call them the Gen Z maggots,

maybe some late millennial maggots, said to Politico, we have a generation of rabid, incompetent idiots. The organizations that bring young staffers to Washington, D.C., have spent the last decade prioritizing blind ideological loyalty instead of competence or well intelligence what it boils down to

and it's because we as I have noted on this program for what feels like eons well we have a little Nazi problem in fact

It's not a little Nazi problem. It's a great big, whopping ginormous Nazi problem. I've been pointing out for years that the Nazi problem that we have here in the new 90 states of America, the greatest country in the history of the world on earth now today forever in the universe under God, is a lot bigger than most people are willing to dare to even admit to themselves. You might recall the story from a few months back when those chat logs came out displaying the Nazi problem, which of course the J.D. Ag or Jimmy Dick Bowman or whatever his name is these days, just laughed off as youthful exuberance.

You know, youthful exuberance. And the same kind of youthful. exuberance that maybe like gave Germany crystal knocked or the night of the long knives. And as Politico explained, it's not the same thing as the usual, um, uh, old geezers, uh, wheezing and griping about, there's young people these days? No, no, no, no, it's not. Um, Actually, the title of the piece at Politico is, GOP staffers say the party has a groiper problem.

Groyper being the neologism coined to describe the young men who follow Nick Fuentes, who tells them that if they masturbate, they're gay because they're a man touching a penis. It's all contextual. I can't imagine, but then again, I guess the youth today are impressionable across a broad range of the ideological spectrum. And so maybe that's a turn-on for them. I don't know. Remember Hunter Biden a couple of weeks ago talking about

there's a cabal of closeted gay men in Washington? Yeah, that. And more than that, even years before that, remember young Maddie Cawthorne, a one-term member of the House of Representatives from North Carolina Stan, the young man who lied about why he wound up being a paraplegic in a wheelchair? Yeah, and later showed up in the most adorable black lace bra on a cruise somewhere. Tadah. Well, Politico says

the recurring complaint, the pipeline that feeds young conservative talent into government jobs is defective, if not broken. And they add that the complaint isn't, as I said, the usual, there are these kids these days, and my day we wore onions from our belt,

as what's the faction. Now, Politico says it's a criticism aimed at institutions like the Heritage Foundation that purport to identify and train the party's future governing class. To conservative critics in and out of government, many of whom ascribe to more traditional pre-Maga Republican beliefs, that in other words means not saying their racism out loud, but instead just keeping it on the DL. Some such institutions have spent the last decade selecting for rigid conformity to Trumpist ideology, well, color me shocked, over more typical markers of expertise.

Maybe that helps for enforcing the party line in the new GOP, but these critics fear a decline of merit and skill, along with tolerance for darker ideologies that could cripple the party's ability to govern in the long run. Politico says they spoke with four senior Republican congressional staffers, as well as scholars. That's a real great big ahem at right-wing think tanks. They also spoke to expats from the Heritage Foundation. They spoke to academics who study think tanks. And, well, one senior GOP congressional staffer granted anonymity

said everyone knows what the problem is. The organizations that bring young staffers to Washington, D.C. has spent the last decade prioritizing blind ideological loyalty instead of competence or intelligence. Well, you kind of

need that if you're going to follow you need idiots to follow the bigger idiots. The staffer said we have a generation of rabid incompetent idiots and that's where the report

takes up. off in a digression regarding the aforementioned groipers the white identitarian movement all of these

complex gobbledygook terms for just being Nazis and Politico of course being sweet goes on and describes these incompetent idiots

also as young anti-establishment right-winger's. Yeah. And so what they say in this report, this story,

is that Groyperism, including what I mentioned earlier, as well as the statement by Nick Flintes, their Messiah, that it's also

gay for a man to have sex with a woman. They really do kind of wind up cornered, don't they? Everything they do turns out being gay

because, of course, they still hang on to that term as a slur because they were raised in basements, covered in Cheeto dust, and brought hot pockets by their mamas. Politico notes the young Trump administration pettifogger

who said, well, I have a Nazi streak. Isn't that just endearing? I have a Nazi streak. Right. This was Paul in Gracia. a young petty fogger in question who said among

other things. The MLK Jr. holiday belongs in hell. And of course this goes back to 2025 and not much happened. MLK Jr. was the 1960s George Floyd and his holiday should be

ended and tossed into the seventh circle of hell where it belongs. And then he used an Italian slur for for black folks no mullinian holidays from quonsa to MLK Junior Day to black history month to Juneteenth every single one needs to be

eviscerated yeah they of course complained his supporters complained it was being taken out of context that's always what they complain no matter how much contacts you provide but that's just the

of the Groyper iceberg, they go on and say that polling shows that the overwhelming majority of young conservatives reject anti-Semitic views. Overwhelming, really? Or is that just what they say in public? And they go on, the report goes on and says, quotes, Marty Bertow, the president of the college Republicans of America, who said, From my experience working on the ground, there is not this mass groper issue. My suspicion is that they're counting as Grooper anyone who's remotely anti-Israel.

I don't think so. Because Politico then backs up their allegations. An associate professor at the University of Illinois, Chicago, author of The Thinkers, The Rise of Partisan Think Tanks. Wow. And the polarization of American politics, E.J. Fagan, said, I think there is certainly a pipeline problem on the Republican side. Normie expertise has been replaced by chum for the conservative media machine.

You're hiring a lot of people who don't have the chops that they used to. And then he mentions E.J. Antony, who briefly had a shot at a job in the maggat administration with the Bureau of Labor Statistics until people found out that, well, he really wasn't very good at labor statistics. It's a pity it takes a really long think piece in Politico to bring this to people's attention when we've known about it for years.

There we are again. Out so far in front of the curve, it's like we're on straight road. One of the Senate GOP staffers, a senior GOP aide in the Senate, said that, members, senators are prioritizing clicks and clapbacks in the way to online corner of X

and it doesn't advance the conservative agenda one bit doesn't it doesn't it because at the end of the day aren't they all just a little bit Nazi a little bit and the Heritage Foundation just gets

It comes in for a right thorough blistering. And, of course, it's the Heritage Foundation who brought us Project 2025, which has wrought so much harm to so many people. And the Heritage Foundation is out there just a clapping and a singing the hallelujahs and Hosanas. Guy named Luke Coffey, who's moved on to another right wing. right-wing Teat the Hudson Institute

said Oh, the heritage I joined in 2012 was Reaganite. The heritage I left was more MAGA than Trump. They had an intern questionnaire

but asked people about their abortion views. I wanted the guy or girl who studied a broad in Jordan and spoke intermediate Arabic and backpacked across Israel and believed in American leadership on the global stage.

I didn't really care where they stood on the pro-life or pro-choice debate. Oh, really, didn't you? Because the Heritage Foundation has barked and grunted and screamed, squealed, hooted about women controlling our own bodies via reproductive choice, medical choice, surgical choice. You know, since Christ was a colonel, a corporal in the Army of

God didn't mean to give him a promotion there, Christ. I read this entire report, and they note that a Yale youth survey recently found extremely conservative young people are the most likely to agree with the statement like Jews and the Jews in the United States have too much power. The Manhattan Institute, cited by Politico, said 25% of Republicans under 50 self-identify as having anti-Semitic views. 31% say, yeah, I'm a racist. That's the kind of plurality upon which movements are built, witness the nightmare of the last 10 years minus the four of Joe Biden. One of the GOP Senate staffers said A few of us are concerned about the bubbling anti-Semitism that we hear

Obviously the left has this issue more than we do but it's not helpful Really, do we? Because I don't see any members of the left What left Marching around carrying teaky torches and barking Jews will not replace us last I checked that was that was young right-wing men, young conservative men,

young Republican men August of 2017. I remember it well. Really? Nine years ago? And we really didn't do anything about it. But then there comes the question of what do we mean when we say Groyper?

And according to this article, it's hard to get a handle on just how many are that? One older Republican insider said it's probably 30 to 40% of Gen Z congressional administration staffers. On the other hand, speaking to Antonia Hitchens of the New Yorker, a Trump administration goon said, Oh, Groypers, that's like 75%.

and another hill aid said, oh, 50% Groyper or Groyper adjacent. And the article goes on, and this is part of the moranity of it, Groyper this, Groyper that, white identitarian, and just can't quite bring themselves to say the word Nazi, or even fascist. Maybe you don't want to say Nazi because, you know, they're not wearing Hugo Boss black uniforms,

and they're not goose-stepping and okay. But fascist shouldn't be such a reach. They're out there retweeting, Nazi imagery, mocking rape victims, denigrating Jews, black people, Muslims, gay people, and you know what other people too, of course.

I guess we don't even rate a mention anymore. Meanwhile, Raphaelito Eduardo Cruz, none other. Speaking to the Faith and Freedom Coalition Town Hall, said, I've seen more anti-Semitism on the right in the last 18 months than any time in my life. It is spreading in particular among young people. How about young Republican people, Master Debater? and then there's you know the J.D. Egg

who said you know the Nazis in the young Republicans group chat were being edge lords and one of the things that Politico points to suggests that

he may ultimately be the beneficiary of at least being neutral on the groighter if he winds up being the anointed one. And Micah pointing out, just because they don't like Israel, doesn't make them automatically anti-Semitic. There's that, too.

But they are. They're anti-Semitic. Because they don't like Jews outside of Israel. They don't like Jews who don't like Israel. there were no qualified statements when they were marching in Charlottesville yelling, Jews will not replace us. They didn't say Zionists will not replace us. They didn't say, you know, the IDF will not replace us.

Mossad will not replace us. Jews will not replace us. Because, of course, they also adhere to the great replacement theory. So I thought it might be beneficial to get that story out there, just because we've been so good over the years at identifying these long simmering and festering and in some cases boiling urges toward pure fascism and Nazism. that well you know

congratulations Politico you you finally caught up with nine years ago but someone is on the stress line and I'm being told it's scary Jerry let's run over and check in

with the newly minted husband hey Jerry wave wave can you hear me okay Yeah, I can. You're only in one channel. I don't know how to fix that.

I'm on professional. I'll be able to fix it. Stand by. Okay, now talking. Yeah, see, I fixed it. Yeah, I made it all better. Hello, poor man. Hello, poor man.

Hello. How are you today? Okay, you're, you had awesome audio the last time we talk. It's less than awesome this time. I can pick that. I was being experimental. Hold on. How are you doing?

Sounds great. Is this better? Yeah. Okay. Maga more on Monday. Mr. Roxanne, repeat that with me. Maga Moron Monday. I'm going to tell the story backwards.

Maga Moran Monday. I hate pointing to other people or naming names or details or any of that in my world. Or I am the opposite of that. You know, what part did I have to play? What part do I have to change? Who do I have to become to make a world a better place? And you know what? That didn't start yesterday.

That started when I was six years old playing that stick game where kids like, you know, grab a bat and that one puts their hand on top of the other and they try to, you know, the one who's last wins. I'd let people win. I'd be letting people win my whole life. It's in my nature. And I also want a lot

being a liberal, being a progressive, and being right about fucking everything. Of course, our Wi-Fi password is Cassandra. But, you know, in the coming weather wars and water wars,

we'll warm ourselves by the fire with that. I had a wellness check, a weaponized wellness check. Do what? For a black man, I had a weaponized wellness check by the ex-brother-in-law of Cheryl. Because on a Sunday morning, she didn't want to answer her phone because she was company and bed with her hubby. They sent Lighthouse Point Police. The man's name is Vangy McEbrit. He's MAGA.

It's been a weird story with lots of layers that are really personal. He's, I say this with total liability on me. He's a con man out of fucking Arkansas. That is inexplicably, inexplicably, they're power of attorney. He's fucking up money,

which is fine. People fuck up money. But now he's cross-watching because on the shared account, I made sure some stuff showed up on the dope on the bank register, which is per view to. Is that a lot of information?

I just don't. Good bit. And it's so, being that I have bested him, and I have, without violence, without, and I pride myself

without even using a curse word, I vested him in his cadre of a telephone. of gangstockers, the people who had Cheryl in a wheelchair down the road in an assisted living facility as a narrative when she was just autistic. That's the big reveal like me. I'm high-functioning autistic. That's the weirdness when I go to my personality.

In fact, I do think I'm bipolar, but maybe not as bipolar as I thought. Because it seems like natural lithium kind of worked for everything. even in autistic rage. Of course, we hear the Tylenol commandos on the, it's a horn, being a, spectrum ear,

newer spicy using the disaffucking ability. That some would say, based on patent recognition alone, it's a superpower. So it's been rough, Roxanne. It's been rough out here in the street. It sounds it.

But I, oh, and you all know that I had a couple of things. My, um, and I don't know if I told this story. It seems like I had a phone and I told it, oh, that's my, my daughter. The guy who borrowed seven bucks from me as I tried to talk about and buying crack cocaine, all of a sudden need an interpreter for a deposition. So I guess my case is going, okay. and I can only drop in I can't have any context

if you followed the narrative and that's why the scary dairy thing because I haven't fought this guy and I'm getting to the point where I want to do a month let's just say last five minutes of doing and take this opportunity and being this fucking chuckle fuck

there's my first curse word has decided to volunteer for my trauma blow off the last five years. And I say that calm and collected, but that's, if you know me and if you're a friend and I think you are, that's a little bit terrifying. Because nobody deserves that.

I very badly want you to not begin this new chapter of your married life, catching more charges. Is that okay? No, no charges. No, see, that's the beauty of being raised. This goes down, maybe unsegregation. Wasn't the best identity in the world, just sequel rights. But I was the lynchpin of every anti-segregation class.

I wasn't the first girl to walk into the school, but I was the second set of black kids. I understand what I'm saying, Roxanne? After all the cameras had left, because my parents wanted me really better schools after the reporters had left. I know your age, yeah, that fits, that fits. and I was sad of it with just being better, but being a high-functioning.

So I always bumped my head along the way with authority, but my grades were so high, and my recall was so just ridiculous. It just kind of bounced me along and had a narrative set up from the beginning. Well, that didn't work because there's a lot of other stuff, but boom, the actual thing I'm most excited about, and this isn't a...

No, I can use the court system. I, he doesn't know how smart I am. He has me placated and placed as a dumb N-word. In fact, some of the things in the text this weekend, all those are the week in the text, who-hoo! When you're new in someone's life, you really don't want to be tasked with the responsibility

of telling someone, hey, everybody here sucks, okay? I know the reason why I can't say it. I'm the new guy, but they're all mad. The Red Hat should be your guide. And I have not found, okay, I did find one, one, one, one, one, one, one confused Jewish guy in South Beach one day. I was working with my best friend who's currently in a Florida State prison right now. So you go up to Mr. Medina. And he had a, he, a Jewish guy had a MAGA thing.

And this wasn't a 2015, I think. So he was like early on board. and I looked at him and he like, it was like, I found you know, weird porn because he knew how fucked up it was. I guess you were making their moves then. I mean, it's, you know,

for being in entertainment district, there's a lot of politics, wouldn't you think? A lot of radical politics flows through that. Anyways, so he had, that's the only guy with a red hat. That was nice. Everyone else I've met up with to someone you, you get a person wanted to punch in the place. But no, I'm not going to hit this guy with that.

I'm going to hurricane attack this guy with legality and social media and just what I know about human consciousness and psychology. It's stuff that if I didn't have a good mama and if I didn't come up in a liberal way, I would be a complete fucking psychopaths.

That's what I'm talking about. I was wondering to let him go and just let him crawl back in whatever hole that he came out of. But I decided to make this Lib versus MAGA Retribution Day.

I know the reason I'm having difficulties because of the color of my skin and they're all stunned at how smarter I am but how not nice I am because that's another autistic thing. You know, niceness has a cost. Good and nice aren't the same thing.

Wouldn't you say, Roger? I would agree, yes Back sometimes There are a hundred being kind That's different But aggressive niceness Normally has an agenda And I mean

There's an almost Pathological Sectioning smile That Maga does Trump does it It's the thing where he's bearing his teeth But he looks like he's smiling But if he did that in front of a silverback

Guerrilla They'd attack and they'd be right man that was the segue but that's what I'm talking about it was it was I mean but but it's also it's also an apt comparison and they all do it

and and my liberal ass my whole life I always took that smile as companionship camaraderie connection a soul link and actually what it was

was your next inward. And he usually went that line. Well, I don't know if you're aware of it, Wade. But over the weekend, Canckel's Caligula won his own golf tournament for like the 400...

I saw that. For like the 435th time. And by way of announcing it, he said, Well, thanks everybody else for playing. But you see, it's talent. and I've got it. He is such

on a downfall speed run. It's terrifying. Mom moments like that. I can't help but recall that yes, in fact, Biff, from Back to the Future, too, was literally based on Trump. He looks like Biff now.

I saw the clip it, because once again, liberal couples really like each other. Our first political discussion me and Cheryl was, hey, you heard any Trump news? She asked me and I go, yeah, I know all kinds of Trump stuff. I'm kind of into that.

She goes, is you still alive? Oh, yeah, she was out. I was like, this is the girl right here. Your politics are correct, madam. You follow me, right son? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. In fact, I've got a clip here.

This is a guy I've been following for a while on social media. he posts under epistemic crisis. He'll identify himself along the way. The clip begins. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The sick guy. Trump is really sick guy. I love that guy.

8-226, 3.42 p.m. And the clip opens with a side-by-side of Mitch McConnell and Granny Clampett, which honestly is fucking perfect. so let's this takes a minute let's let's roll with it where the fuck is Mitch McConnell or congressman Neil Dunn find out on the latest installment of my new hit series are Mitch McConnell or Neil Dunn still with us know turtle Dunn watch day 49 for an update on McConnell let's turn to one of the world's foremost medical investigators tricksy Mattel

by the way her name is Lexi and she's in the comments like this is my song tomorrow is the deadline before which they can call a special election to fill But they are hiding the fact that he has already left the land of the living to prevent that from happening. Because they're terrified it would go to a Democrat. Kentucky voters, you need to stop being fucking idiots and put somebody in the Senate that actually gives a goddamn about what happens to you people. I'm calling it now that on Tuesday the 4th, once the deadline is passed, McConnell's office will announce that the senator has unfortunately taken a turn for the worse. What a shock! Now, a congressman done, he has not voted in Congress since June.

the 11th. But Desiree Townsend is reporting that he voted on July 22nd. He did not. There was no record of him doing that. His office introduced a piece of legislation on July 22nd. But he has not been physically present in Congress or Washington, D.C., since June the 11th. I don't know why she's reporting that because there's no record of it. Also, sources tell me that Dunn is in a persistent vegetative state in Florida, which means that Donald Trump was even lying. about saving his life by forcing him to undergo a procedure with his own doctors at Walter Reed. He famously blurted out that Neil Dunn would not be with us anymore by June. It looks like, in fact, he still ended up not being with us in June. Make cardiac medicine great again, I guess.

All of this information is very helpful in answering the question, are Mitch McConnell or Neil Dunn still with us now? Thank you for your attention to this matter. Where the fuck is Mitch? But thank you for your attention to this matter just makes it. part. Are you still there? Wave? Can you hear me? Yeah, now I can.

Can you hear me? Yep. Yep. I love how Hunter Biden has liberated us. Because all my favorite liberal people, and I don't even put you in that pile, because you're not, you're not a fan of using me at thumb. You think that of the discourse should be at a certain level, and I'm not dissimbing. but Hunter Biden coming out

with the Moad F bombs were all liberated all my liberal people for cursing because it's the F bomb

I'm in Florida okay I went from Caesar Syok actually being a road victim of Caesar Syrac you know

you also get my thread of here on those I'm down here at the bottom in the front of everything so you know

it's messy yeah Caesar Syac tried to run me over on his bike and that's when I saw the crazy writings.

And then a week later he's running from the cops after he shot somebody or sent somebody a pipe bomb. I was on the show that week, remember? Yes. I was like, sometime he hit me. So when we say we're ahead of the curve here, no, seriously, those are our brake light.

Seriously. Here we are up ahead. So the point being is they're arming up or something. I see all the black and blue line vehicles. I mean, they're fucking packages from the automotive dealership. Now, they actually packages, the low-key blackout Nazi pack, I call it, with the lifted trucks and the spikes as tire stops, just in case, you know, the hoard want to get your stuff in your property to fight against.

But, and this is going to sound like the man-be-a-fam-st-thing I've ever said, which I may have to cable, scary deer, because nobody wants scary Gary at here. Scary just does one thing. Fuck shit up. We want to keep it waves. Isn't that what we said, Roxanne? Yeah, I say so.

I mean, I stay with the name. People tell me. We want to keep it waving. So I'm trying. But as they said in Pulpiction, it's hard. Paraphrase, there's a lot of dumbasses out here. And it's so easy to slide back in a thing. It can just be really direct.

But I got a grandbaby. I got to go visit. She's eight years old. I got a new old lady. Very excited about that. And I might get a dog. And, of course, I lost a dog a month ago, but that's another story for another day. So I'm on the upswing.

That's a, do a couple of things. I mean, those got me on my post security. I've either been dosed or ID attacked. So I've had some things go on But damn it On Magamore on Monday Thank God I'm a liberal Because I didn't believe any in the shit

Not even once not in the from Reagan And moving forward I want in someone's democratic package An accuracy in media Edict If you want to use AI or wizards Or whatever you're doing It'd be accurate

that's a quick quarter million dollar fine per instance per post I'm serious about that and I come from the wild days of the internet I really really do but there's a lot of fucking idiots out there back in the day we didn't do some

some things because of idiots idiots we get the what was that thing you said about the law don't get the idiots up for and that uh don't get the idiots worked up and protect the stupid something like that yeah yeah yeah yeah

and I also think I got I got I got 23 years or so of pithy saying so y'all are more likely to remember some of them than I yeah no but you

you you you as closed in the fridge clean the cat box you will drop some shit on us that I'll think about for weeks and that's the other thing cornlandia

we're now no longer Hornishers or Hornlandia. We're a, well, Condor Jason, are we not? It works for me. So here's the thing. You got to call or someone this week, downright abducting, catch the kidnapping charge if they have to make a listen

to a little bit of the rocks. We need to expand. We don't need more money. We need more listens. So make up a you are cold yourself, put some flowers on it and tell somebody about the show. They can call in and talk shit just like I did. They may not be as a good shit talker as I am, but everybody has something to say.

Everybody has something to bring in. Everyone has a voice here. If you're not stupid or wear a fucking red hat. That's all I got that's good for Roxanne. I'm glad you were here. I'm waving all of you literally. Well, we'll speak again. We're waving back and I just want to thank you for that.

for a moment wave because well you know I'm not very good at giving orders or anything but when when people share when people share the podcast on their own

social media things like that that's where growth comes from and you know I joke about you know the the horn ad hoc PR and advertising department I joke about it but it's really not that

much of a joke for the show I can do what I can do I post on social media I post the program every evening on three different places but it has to go further than that because among other things

since we are progressive well you know the Zucker dweeb is definitionally opposed to the information that we share here Leon Scum sure isn't going going to give it a push.

So you kind of, you kind of see where the, you know, where the bottleneck might be. But if you get overwhelming numbers, it's another thing entirely. Everyone who's been in this game, we're all about the same age, which is the craziest thing I've ever noticed. Our demographic is pretty tight within 12 years. So we've been doing this since AOL, and you got mail, if I'm not mistaken. So the algorithm has always been against us. So we got to be the algorithm.

We did the Obama thing. We got a, we got Clinton in there, same people. And we've got to be the change we seek in just some tiny way. I mean, if you're giving a dollar to Obama, they can listen to the show. Seriously. Okay, that might be a little too transactional way, but I get your point. no no not transactional but hey we you know there's a lot of people sitting around with no houses and nothing to listen to and don't have a voice i mean the crazy thing is if you walk around and

you talk to the homeless how many are maga and you're like but don't no i can't even explain this you're you're surprised you haven't figured it out there's no hope for you but whoever you meet if people you know as someone who has tinnitus i can tell you that this the This program beats the living daylights out of sitting in silence and listening to your tinnitus. It also beats sitting around listening to a 5-kilahurt testone. I mean, the bar is kind of in hell where that's concerned, but, you know, some people do say it's much, much, much better than that. You got a catalog. Yeah, of about...

You got a catalog. Yeah, what? Gigabyte. Yeah, 23 years of this. You've got a catalog. So let's go out and push this because we need this more now than ever. I mean, it may be Civil War Radio 2, Bougar electric, dumb shit Bougaloo.

We don't know. As we become more right, the light is nuts. And they're not regular nuts. Burning twice a quarter, three-quarter half with keybats on them. And by the way, Jeremy noted, the saying is never smarten up a chump. Jeremy thinks that's what you were going for. And that, of course, is WC. Fields.

Well, that works, too. But no, catch who you can because you might need copper wire shavings to make a magnet from them when we get ENP by England in a year. I thought I wish any of those words in that sentence. And you know what? This is right up your alley. This is from a town hall meeting in Huntington, West Virginia, there just across the big sandy river from Kentucky. A fellow showed up for that, and you might find it difficult to believe, but lo and behold, the hillbillies are getting right head up about these goddamn flock cameras.

Oh, yeah. We all got a little slight here, finally. Just how Trump ran a fake populace weave, seriously, a billionaire is going to give you money because you think he cares? But he sold you that. He didn't give it to it. No, but this is a moment. I wish I had the audio.

I do not. But it's the Huntington, West Virginia City Council, this fellow who, let's say he knows his people, stood up to address the city council and said, I'm not going to waste your time. I'm kind of hungry, but one last thing. Every single flock camera has about two to three pounds of copper and about one to two grams of gold. Do with that information what you will. It's got so much deeper than that.

No, no, no, no, no. Stop. Take a minute. Think about who he's talking to. I heard that four months ago. This is Appalachia. But when you tell folks in Appalachia that a flock camera has two or three pounds of copper wire in it and a couple of grams of gold, yeah, do with that what you will. Well, there's going to be no plot camera for West Virginia.

Yeah, this is a state where certain people in our... Supplement. In our cultural milieu, have... found themselves lost in old coal mines because they were harvesting copper. Well, how about data centers don't have any security? And they got more copper and they got more gold. Or, as it turns out, another thing I've seen, apparently, uh, bamboo growing near data centers is, um, really not good.

for data centers and turns out bamboo is really, really hard to kill. They don't have any security. No, Micah says, yes, they do. I work in a data center. Well, some of them don't. Find your happiness out there, folks.

How much security do they have for a hoard with wire cutters? But, you know, something as simple as bamboo. Who knew, bamboo? you didn't know yeah i heard about that too we're in a new we're in a new democratic socialist movement but that's the one we're going to use until we get a better one

progressive number one anywhere and i don't like aOC for president either i don't think that's going to happen i think ossoff i really really do as someone someone someone described john o's off the other day it was a it was a real from a woman, and my God, she was good,

castigating nitwit Nero for criticizing the looks of John Ossoff, and she said, he looks like Gregory Peck in 1962, walking out of the courthouse and to kill a mockingbird. How much more attractive does one man need to be? He even has a little Gregory Peck to his speech delivery with a southern tilt and a little bit of urbanism. It's quite.

Go away. Beverly is not here. She has made other plans. Yeah, my Gregory Peck really sucks. But no, I thought you'd find this interesting. It turns out that at least 20 law enforcement and public safety cops in Georgia have been charged, criminally for misusing license plate reader databases.

That amounts to violation of oath of office and unauthorized database access. The Savannah Police Department, six employees there, four officers and two civilian staff, placed on administrative leave and referred to the Georgia Bureau of Investigation, after found that they had engaged in unauthorized system access and sharing. Habersham County, Georgia. The former deputy, Christian Brewer, fired and arrested, facing a felony charge of violation of oath of office, misusing license plate data,

the Ogici Circuit District Attorney's Office, investigator Andre Wright, arrested after allegedly running over 60 unauthorized searches in the system. It goes on and on and on that way. Roxanne, you want a real world anecdote about that? Now, speaking very carefully, putting one legal foot in front of the other, I did not witness this because I have an active case in front of a very scary judge, but hypothetically speaking one night while I was in jail, I heard a story about some guy who was arrested in the SUV police car that sounded very identical to mine.

and he said on the officer's iPhone 16 there was an app that connected him with every camera flock ring Timo special Walmartitis whatever camera was in real time on his phone and what this guy said the officer was doing it he was using to deal with that dog well that's a possible

As Michael pointed out, someone up here got busted for using it to spy on her ex-hubby's new wife. Yeah, cops will do that. And cops will do that shit all the time. You know what? I expect that, and I got to say this. I hate to say this. But I give a pass for that because there are cops or stalkers anywhere. They sit in the bushes for eight hours with their lights off.

Come on. You know, it's the same type of mentality. It's like that spider that waits for someone. But no, using those capabilities to do active felonies, that's something different. And that's, that they've had this, the whole, they've been doing this for about a year and a half. Yeah, I got arrested a year and a half ago. And it's just now that they're doing the laws and the appropriation bills, or there was one stopgap, bill where they allowed that

flock shit wasn't a Fourth Amendment violation. I think you mentioned that. But then that got blown up because Trump did some shit because there was some Epstein thing in there. Do you remember the specific bill? So maybe it's not.

I mean, that's why it's important to get a good lawyer. So it keeps up on this shit hypothetically. But yeah, no, they're already legally saying, yeah, we've got a lot more access. then you thought so we're trying not to

fruit of the poison tree that shit damn when did this turn into a legal podcast it happens every now and then I prefer when it's food porn but no I have no it's it hey it's

mega more on Monday from from Batshit Studios and the Paloan Commandoos what do you want I like that I like every word you next you know what

you need you need a You need a camo t-shirt with that emblazoned on it and a little camo hat. Oh, that's what I wanted to leave you with. You said, for all the things I do, and I do, I do a lot of shit. I mean, I was just remembering that I had a hand in helping to develop. While we were failing, our failure has led to the development of 4G and 5G. So when people, you know, like the earth are flat people, they go, oh, 5G. I mean, you mean Wi-Pai? What the fuck are you talking about?

It's local-g localized Wi-Pi. Yeah, yeah, well, you know, you got to remember that, and, you know, last week we got dragged back to those heady days of the pandemic when people were putting bleach up their butts and rubbing their gums with ard-vark anti-fungal. Along the way, remember, they were attacking 5G towers because that's how Bill Gates gets the, miniaturized um miniaturized surveillance chips into your bloodstream still makes my head hurt to even say it way

that does i swear it does i mean you know what the the downside what they were hanging on bill gage for was creepy shit he did at fstein island but nobody ever wants to run that you know pull that threat but point being someone's online and keep in mind I was a commoner

64, Big 20 and Amiga owner so sitting on Bill Gates is in my blast dream, in my genetics but somebody was going I don't know Bill Gates I was like well what the fuck you mad at Bill Gates for I'm not at him for Microsoft Millennium Windows Millennium but other than that

Windows like pretty cool I mean I go back I go all the way back to Windows for warehouses yeah we're good I mean you know he has He did some things. There was a time where Windows 95 was the only way you can get on the internet. I got to give him a small applause for that.

He made money, but we all got on and unfortunately here we are. But no, the point I wanted to make, and I got to go check on Wifey. And it made a noise in a little bit. Hopefully she's freaking. She had a little cold after this weekend. Dress herself out. People say the thing I'm death at is T-shirts. You know, just taking one minute or one month.

and immortalizing that. And you just gave me probably my start. And that's why. I had the kids say, that's why I fuck with you, Rex Fatsh. That's why I fuck with you.

Yeah, I mean, we workshop shit here, Wave. Permanent vegetative state, Florida. Yeah, there we are. I don't know if you caught it, but we've got another duh state. Because, you know, Florida, uh,

I think it was Tom and Sunny San Rafael that handed us this Florida is six states though you do know that right oh I'm sure yes yeah Florida is six days in fact Miami says it's its own state and it doesn't really know what this Florida is what you talked about it The other state Dehaya

I've been Ohio Yep and there's no reason for it either Alabama without the good barbecue. Ohio used to be so progressive. I watched it crumbling with face. And you know what? You know what made it worse?

LeBron and Deshawn Watson. I said what I said. I'm going to go with that. Love you rock. Love you, take care away. I'm really leaving. Bye-bye. Give our best to your lovely bride.

Bye. Nothing like a bracing call from wave. No. So we're past the halfway point of the program. and no, I do not wish to install the update on the stress line phone. Somebody might want to call it. You never know when something like that's going to happen because it's open. 844-843-4676.

There is so much to go over this evening. It's almost intimidating. But I want to start here with a sort of blast from the past. A deep dive, if you will. Because, of course, last week we had Rand Paul, libertarian ophthalmologist, and that thing on his head, I'm focularly secure, blathering away about Anthony Fauci, Dr. Fauci. And, of course, it's always good. Context is everything. Perspective is another part of everything. And so this deep dive goes all the way back to when Tim Russert was the moderator of Meet the Prestitute.

And once upon a time, and this is just a short clip, once upon a time, he hosted that cranky old liberturdy and racist, Ron Paul, Pappy of Rand. You might recall, maybe it bears mentioning. At one point in time, people paid good money to monthly receive the Ron Paul newsletter, which was racist as fuck. And they ate it up because, well, they were Ron Paul fans. But at the time, Ron Paul was a member of the House of Representatives, taxes. He'd given interviews, one that's always stayed with me where he praised the black market butcher where he grew up in Pittsburgh who sold meat on the black market at inflated prices

when the troops overseas in the Second World War needed every bit of food we could send them. This dirtbag butcher was out there selling under the table and Ron Paul said, by God, that was an example of American libertarian ingenuity because he was not going to be steamrolled by the

confiscatory policies of the state. Right? Remember that? I remember that. But that's not the topic in this clip. No, far from it.

For some reason or another, Ron Paul appearing with Tim Russert, Well, Russert wanted to have some civil war talk with Ron Paul. Well, that was, I think I know why he asked, Russard asked the question, because it was a guaranteed clip generator. And lo and behold, here we are all these years later. Good God, this is 30 years ago, maybe.

Yeah, check it out. According to Paul, Abe Lincoln should never have gone to war. There were better ways of getting rid of slavery. Absolutely. 600,000 Americans died in the senseless civil war. No, you racist piece of shit from 30 plus years ago. About 400,000 Americans died, and about 300,000 fucking traitors died, who took up arms against their country.

So let's start there. Like I said, a guy was a Lulu. No, he shouldn't have gone to war. He did this just to enhance and get rid of the original tent of the Republic. I mean, it was about a iron fist. We still have slavery. That's right. According to, because the subtext of this is Abraham Lincoln started the Civil War.

Remind me, please. Who fired on what to start the Civil War, please? of whom was Pierre Gustav Tutant Beauregard a general What school's cadets came out To man the artillery Yes yes I know I know So PGT Beauregard was a general

In the young Confederate Army And he commanded troops in Charleston Who opened fire on a U.S. fortress in Charleston Harbor called Fort Sumter. But according to Ron Paul, Pappy of Rand, Lincoln started the war to get rid of the original 10. The original...

What? And Russert says, well, we'd still have slavery. We'd still have slavery. Oh, come on, Tim. Slavery was phased in every other country the world in the way I'm a thought. Yeah, it was. What?

Much earlier in the 19th century, the British got rid of it, and they did it without a civil war, but that's because they were a monarchy, and the king could order that kind of shit. Or queen. I think it happened under a king. Every other country?

Every other country? Really? I see that it should. should have been done is do like the British Empire did. You buy the slaves and release them. How much would that... You buy, yeah, oh, okay.

That's so libertarian. You buy the slaves. So the United States government should have enriched the aristocratic, for its time, billionaire class in order to achieve the freedom of enslaved Americans. Well, it's interesting because that was actually tried. Only the billionaire class, the aristocrat class of the South, refused to sell because they said that, well, then we wouldn't be able to manage our people. But I'd play that for a reason.

Because he was, is the father of another Lulu, the Apple Follow. not far from the tree, neither does the poison nut. His toxic son, Rand Paul, libertarian ophthalmologist, who barked and grunted and screamed and hooted, and is still barking, grunting, screaming, and hooting, about how he, you know,

I want to see, I want to see Dr. Fauci at the end of a rope. And I hope what no one hurts. Dr. Fauci because while Rand Paul was out there helping to get more than a million Americans dead, Dr. Fauci was even trying to keep the spawn of Stephen and Katie Miller among the quick. Jesus. Now, that's what I just played is Prologue. who started the Civil War

Lee answers well vampires obviously Abe Lincoln was a known vampire hunter Oh Lee Well I mean I suppose we could Rand Paul Lee asked Could he be described as libertarian ophthalmologist

And that tribal on his head I generally opt for thing Because that's a shitty thing to say about a tribal But there's our obligatory Star Trek reference Oh Jesus I didn't know it was that bad Gregory Peck Jeremy says, Gregory Peck should reach back through the ether and slap you for making him sound almost like fat still dead rush Limbaugh.

I'm offended for the dead. Well, at least Ed Gregory Peck, right? And by the way, oh my goodness, I mentioned it on Friday on the front porch. Roger has obliged us over in the old holler tree chat room. Oh, what's that line from Oklahoma and the corn? is as high as an elephant's eye, and it's reaching right on straight up to the sky. Oh, what a beautiful morning. Oh, what a beautiful day. Right, yeah.

Well, Rogers is. Roger set along a photograph, and I am dutifully impressed. You could have owned them at the state fair, Roger. This is what looks to me like 22 to 20 to 20. 23 foot tall corn. Golly, Moses. Good job. Well done. And yeah, I asked if it was tasseling out.

It looks like it's just getting ready to start. Pickled corn, Roger, pickled corn. I'm telling you, it's going to be good. There's recipes where you cut it off the cob, but it's best on the cob. Just let it sit in the churn and do what fermentation does. Oh, glory, it's good. Because there's lots of sugar. in a nice

corn cop. Yeah. And I should note, coming up on the third hour of the program, this is the first program of the new month, Bruce and Karen's Memorial Challenges on the table with $25 extra on top of it,

courtesy of Ralph's. And we're a goose egg. And your humble osis is at risk of losing her health insurance, which is really going to suck. And there's a couple of other bills that are like right now. And if we could meet the challenge, we'd at least be down to $900 for the deficit.

So I don't know what to do except say, pretty please. Roger says I'll be doing that with some, by the way, the pickled corn. It's a crock, not a churn, unless you're making butter. Yes, I know. we're working live here and yeah but a crock ours just happened to be a crockery churn and how I wish I still had it my grandmother's pickled corn oh heavenly days

it was oh it was so good um it Jeremy the juvenile there's never a day when the juvenile delinquents aren't busy. Today it's Jeremy's turn. I don't know this and can't prove it,

but it's... I just know deep down that Roger had the help of Grok to create the pictures of naked 24-foot cornstalks. Admit it. Damn it. Roger. Jeremy, how's your blood sugar? Because... Nah, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I would never joke about your blood sugar. Sometimes things are just amazing. And in fact, I've seen that corn advertised. I don't even know if there's still a going concern, but the Redwood City Seed Company out of Redwood City, California used to advertise an Andean corn that was known for growing that high. I don't know, honestly, though, I don't know if it's a meal corn or a nish to malanizing corn or if it's a cooking and eating corn. But still, if you parboil it, you should be. be in pretty good shape and then let it cool and put it in your crock and get busy fermentating and you can amaze your friends there when you go to teach your next class or a class somewhere

down the down the line thank you Sharon thank you so much we're not a goose egg anymore and so Ralph's Sessel Trump Donald Rowe's Rhodes challenge has been met, and that's huge, and we'll see if we can't do the, get knocked down Bruce and Karen's challenge now. And, you know, that's 300. And gosh, at 25, that's 12 people at 25. One at 300, two at 150. Four at 75, 10 at 30, 30 at 10. No, it doesn't that cipher in a while, but it's all still this.

there. Let me run back over to the stress line. Someone's there. Hey, welcome to the program. Hey, Richard. Hey, Dave. How are you? Well, I'm doing okay. Gene told me about something I have not been able to verify. And so I'm going to ask the Horn Family Community Congregation Investigator, ad hoc investigative team to check into it. There's a town called Logan's Court here in Calabandiana. And evidently over the weekend, there was supposed to be an ice raid in Logan's Port with network television coverage by two companies,

to help them, two Nazi adjacent networks. And I'll bet you can guess which ones they are. Well, they were supposed to be an ice raid of Haitian immigrants here in Logan's Court, except for Sunday, the Almighty himself weighed in, and the mayor backed up to the Almighty. there was a thunderstorm, dangerous winds and all that, and so they canceled it. And the mayor of Logan's Fort said, according to Christine,

for them not to come back. So I don't know, but Logan's Port is not a big town. It's a very, very tiny place. If there's 25,000, I'd be surprised. But that's what Christine told me over the weekend. So I don't know. She listens to the local news more than I do.

But things are going well. My stomach is still doing numbers, but I'm holding more stuff down, though. But I've got a question. maybe somebody from the Commonwealth of Kentucky can enlighten the can govern the sheer

demand proof of life for Mitch McConnell because we only have what what his aides have been saying the photos that have been released but he's been missing in action now for a long, long time and I would say that

his excellency would have a great legal argument for saying look, I want to at least know that the senator is alive so that I don't call for a special election

prematurely. The maggots couldn't really get upset with him because he's trying to follow a reasonable procedural path, but that won't stop them from raising hell in the state courts.

And I get the feeling we're all being told, well, just trust us. Or consult with your local Nazi leader who will again say, trust us. Remember, Roxanne, in the 1930s, in Germany, the Nazis were masters of deception. They had to.

In order to operate the way they did, they had to deceive the public. I don't see any difference between the Nazis were 32 in Germany and the Republicans of 26 in the United States. Absolutely none. Because for sure is not, I'm trying to fly all the way to D.C. to see if McConnell is alive.

That's just impractical. And the Republicans know it. I don't think practicality really plays into this. If Andy Bashir wants proof of life, the only way Andy Bashir is going to get proof of life is to either be invited into his, Moscow Mitch's room for, you know, a hi, how are you? okay, I'll be gone now. I wouldn't even, look, the state of AI being what it is now,

I wouldn't trust a video call. Not from that bunch. Oh, hell no. Well, knowing the Republicans being as cheap as they are, they'll use a cheap AI buy that will automatically fuck up the language.

which is a pretty good tell. Moscow Mitch starts speaking the proper King's English then we'll know it's AI. I mean, why don't they...

Here's a favorite twist, Roxanne. Why don't they just shipping back down to warm springs and let him die? Then they won't be able to tell if it was Mitch McConnell or Franklin Donor-Rosevelt again.

because the reticlican is stupid. They is, they is. Magus is so stupid. I mean, they're dragging out all the old folks calling Democrats, progresses communists, whether we are or not. Oh, and in fact, in the stack this evening, I've got yet another breathless, editorial from the

Wall Street Journal Oh God. Curiously, the APAC ad doesn't appear anywhere in the story, but well, it seems rather obvious. Yeah.

Yeah, this time they're fulminating against Dr. El-Said from Michigan. And, hmm, well, they're a

They explained that they won't call him doctor. He's got a doctorate, but they won't call him doctor. Because he's not a real doctor, damn it. He's a Muslim. Never mind. In many ways. One time I actually got a hold of a copy of an English translation of the Quran. And the translator's name was Dr. Muhammad to Zura.

Now, Dr. Tazure was not only a medical doctor, but he had like three, he had like two other doctors on top of it. And he did a lot of scholarship. We went back to the original Arabic, the ancient Arabic, the Arabic at the time of the Prophet Bahamahad, and went forward from there. I read it. It was very clear. It was very concise. And for all the criticisms that the so-called Christians in this country have against the Quran, it's a hell of a lot more straightforward than either the Talmud or the Gospels of Divas. Well, one thing that I've heard some Muslim scholars say is, unlike the Bible or any other book, there are no contradictions inside the Quran.

I don't believe that for a minute. Neither do I. But there are far less contradictions in it than there are in, let's say, the New Testament or any of the individual gospels with or without sharks. I mean, how many times did they warn against having dealings with companies of profit? Sounds like they had their own version of televangel back in the day. You know, Brother Jonathan's scrolls of wisdom, get yours now only

one half shekel per scroll and if you send in now we'll send you a companion volume yes but so send in those half shekels now right soon operators are standing by

yeah no they're not much like Crazy Dave's Crucifixion Emporium, this is a real fake offer. Yes, it is. It is a real fake offer. And thank you for joining my inquiry to this sleazy little operation.

I appreciate it. Well, we're proud of our sleazy little operations here, Dave. Well, I mean, Roxanne, I did, after all. hire a great many of the horned neutraceutical scientists to

and I thought that was I thought that was damn decent of you after we had the the lab fire and the loss of all of those after the last sex clam after the wax

sex clam scandal well I mean we had we had we lost all of our Alabama sex clam incubators and you were you were there much as Europe and Asia are there to support fleeing American scientists. Crazy Dave was there to hire the hardworking pointy-headed intellectuals from horn nutraceuticals. I'm glad to be in service, Rockwood.

And they have worked so hard. I like to think that they've been helpful in raising the small fry. But now, is it just me are people starting to, really dislike Donnie and they're not being too boy about it. I would like to see him

crow up in a ball somewhere and then J.D. Vance would have no choice but to put forward the 25th Amendment because you know what would happen. If we got it past the cabinet

then the maggots would lose their fucking mind and he would lose any political support that he might have as the Donald's successor because he's gone against daddy. But I don't think Democrats should be complacent. We got complacent when we thought, oh, we can beat him again.

And granted, for someone who only ran a campaign, for 107 days, the previous legitimate vice president actually ran a hell of a hell of a campaign. And I don't think the Democrats should try thinking because they're on the moral high ground at the moment that they're going to have the voters come along with them. After all, the voters have proven, time it again. that they can be swayed by stupidity.

We need to be realistic about this. You're right, but there is some interesting news coming out of Duhya, the Buckeye State. I just happened to notice this clip from Molly Jong Fass's podcast in which he was talking to Rick Wilson. You might find this interesting. Yeah. Now, at present, according to most recent public polling, We Wake Ramalama Ding Dong and Dr. Amy Acton are kind of in a dead heat. No, oh, speaking to a We Wake.

Yes. You refer to them as We Wake Ravalama Lama Ding Dong. I think you should change that. What, to we wake, Ui, uh, tink, wala, wala, bing bang? That would be preferable because you're probably confusing poor Raba Lama. Oh, no, she's up, we had to talk about this. She knows what's going on. Oh, you did.

Yeah, she's a very, she's a very perceptive. Well, I know she's very understanding Lama, and she's a very intelligent Lama. But I don't want to give We Wake, who for a group of people who are so worried about woke, don't they know that's the past tense of Wake? And if We Wake is such a small, sleepy head, then why give him any attention at all. Well, that's the whole point. Hang on here because I've got this clip ready to go.

You might find it edifying. Again, Rick Wilson talking to Molly Jong Fast will pick up in Medias Race. They're talking about Iowa at the moment. Lives in Kansas City. He flies his plane from Kansas to Iowa. not just like Tommy Tuberville lives in my state of Florida and commutes to

to Alabama by the way my I want to mention one of the state because I left this off my list folks I think if you're the Republican Party the state that should scare the crap out of you the most right now is Ohio

because Sherrod Brown is coming back with a vengeance you've got Amy Acton who is coming up who's Ramoswami's campaign is collapsing I've heard in the last few days that Trump is about to pull his support out of Ramoswami. He was always lukewarm about it, that he's not going to bother with going there or helping him.

And you've got Max Miller, the member of Congress, who should not be in Congress. He should be in jail if the court documents are correct. Yes. Who threw boiling water on his wife and put a gun door head. And the allegation is that he broke the daughter's car. And broke the, yeah, and attack their daughter. Yeah. Awful.

Right. And that is the Republican Party. Right. But Ohio, if that super deep red state of Ohio starts to turn, it is a signal of something much bigger in the country, not only for 26, but for 28. Yes, exactly. But it's also like, if Democrats win back the House and they flip the Senate, it is going to be just, even if they just get close with the Senate, but I actually, I still think, like, if you math this through, I just. So the nugget there was that we wake Ramalama Ding Dong's campaign may be on life support. Well, they need to support. And the business she raised, they raised about Max Miller, this just gets weirder and sicker and sorrier and more disgusting by the day. Sunday, I don't know if you saw this, Sunday, Max Miller did a live feed over.

over, well, it was a live excrement over on X, where he said, by God, I mean, it was stomach turning. I'm not going to quit this race. I'm not going to do it. I mean, and then he said this, if I had really abused my crazy wife, why did she offer to cook me dinner six days later? this guy is a true loony tunes dangerous loony tunes violent loony tunes because that kind of a officer friendly

she's just being hysterical I mean she offered to cook me dinner six days after she said this happened there are a million reasons why an abused spouse would do that I mean, it's like, God damn. And now, after that, Emily Moreno, who is the former wife of Max Miller, the mother of the two-year-old, whose collar bone he allegedly broke.

Well, her daddy, Senator Moreno from Ohio, who himself is a dirt bag, well, he immediately called on Max Miller to resign from the Congress. Since then, Max Miller has come back and said, You better shut your mouth or people will get to know you better than your own wife does. referencing an allegation that, going back to a few years ago, in which an account that used his email, Moreno's email, sought young men for fun while I travel. You know, fun.

Yeah. And then they concocted the story that, I mean, it came from one of his real email addresses, and a former staffer said, Oh, well, it was a prank, but I decided not to go through with it. But he did. Kind of, sort of. And Jesus Christ, there is one innocent person, two innocent people, perhaps, in this whole, in this whole sickening scene.

And that is Emily Moreno and her little two-year-old baby daughter, who's going to grow up someday. who's going to grow up someday and find out all of this sickening shit that her daddy said about her mama. Yeah. And so, Ahaya may actually see some meaningful change. The problem with the governor's race there, as I mentioned on Friday, is that this isn't going to change the maggot legislature. That maggot legislature is deep. and it only takes 60% of the body to override a gubernatorial veto. Making the veto worthless.

Well, it's not as worthless as it is, say, in West Virginia or Kansas or Kentucky, where a simple majority, you know, 50% plus point, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, will do the trick. 60% is at least a so-called supermajority. Uh-huh. Yeah. I one time oh I'm having trouble

tracking I need to go that's okay Dave you take care of yourself you hear all right all right stay safe

I will we love you take there and bye now bye Dave in the blind I really need for Dave to be okay

and I think about him a lot of time. Ah, well, okay, there's the explanation, courtesy of Matt in San Francisco. Young men when I travel. It doesn't count as gay if you're traveling. Yeah, he's not, yeah, he's not gay, Matt. He just likes to have sex with men, you know, just like Roy Cohn. Of course, we know how that worked out for Roy Cohn. So, where else? Well, along the way, uh, um, and this was terribly interesting. Nitwit Niro's been throwing a fit over the fact that Citibank

closed his accounts over potential bank fraud and disclosure and reporting requirements. Stoke the stroke, Citibank, stoke the stroke. Eventually, there will be nothing that medication can do. Back to Max Miller for a minute. Senator Rick Skeletor Scott of Florida called on Miller to resign from his seat in Congress so too as I mentioned Bernie Moreno

Rick Scott said You shouldn't be in office nitwit Niro for his part Well nitwit Niro loves someone loves any man who engages in domestic violence I mean, I imagine, well, if he could manage the gumption to do it, he probably wouldn't even mind if, you know, Jared got a little rough with Iwanka. Be surprised if Nittwit Nero didn't get a little rough with Iwanka. You know, back when he was talking about if she wasn't his daughter, he'd be dating her.

was having photographs taken over with him with his hand on her bottom or photographed with her next to a concrete sculpture of parrots fucking and it was even before AI nitwit Nero said I'll just let the families figure that out but the maggots are even pushing Nittwit Nero and apparently at least according to CNN leading House Republicans have been calling Nitwit Nero's Licks Fittles in the White House

telling them to please tell Daddy to tell Max Miller to quit or else he'll take his belt off. Because tomorrow is the ballot deadline. If Max Miller is still on the ballot on Wednesday, there's nothing the maggots can do about it. and they're scared shitless that that what was once deemed a safe seat will become a Democrat seat.

Save us, Obie Daddy, you're our only hope. But he has to quit by tomorrow, in which case the Ohio GOP can hold a special primary. Beyond that, the maggots have until August the 10th, if he steps down after tomorrow, to pick a replacement. Max Miller won his district by 11 points last time, but that may not be the case next time through this November. And remember, voters all across Duhaya went to the polls and codified the right of a woman to manage the workings of her own body

as a constitutional matter in the state. The maggots don't like it, and they're still trying to subvert it, but there it is. And from Christopher in Oregon, not gay bad Bernie Moreno. Hi, Roxanne. Hi, Christopher.

Looking for fun with young men while traveling? I'm sure Bad Bernie was only trying to find young men to play Stratigo with while lonely and on the road. Yeah, sure. Or battleship. Yeah, that's another fun one. Or maybe three fine young men for a game of canasta. Bridge.

Moreno's district is outside of ex-urban, is the term, to Cleveland, by the way. I told you it was a Monday. And this comes from the Department of Silly. James Fishback. He's the little Nazi running for governor in Florida, and he runs a company that promised scholarship money to a high school debate champion. Brianna Whatley, presently a sophomore at Florida State University,

high school debate champion, well, she was supposedly won an $11,000 scholarship after winning a debate contest that was sponsored by Incubate Foundation Inc. And that's a company run by Fishback. And Fishback, Stifter.

Out of $8,000 of the $11,000, she won fair and square. The suit papers say that Fishback quote personally evaded and defrauded her by initially ignoring communications later blaming a terminated employee for the written award terms

falsely claiming an unwritten installment policy and delaying payment for months yeah Fishback he's a white supremac and he's running against Byron Donald's who has his own

criminal past to deal with, and they're both running against Jay Collins, the lieutenant governor of Florida. That primary is slated for November the 18th. Jesus. Well, you can't be a maggot if you're not a con artist. And then over the weekend, Todd Blanchie claimed to have sorted out his problems with Senators Tillis.

and Cornholio, because he signed a piece of paper that said the Justice Department's anti-weaponization fund is dead, dead, dead, dead. The funny thing was, nitwit Nero spent the weekend saying, I want it back. I want it now. But it may just be another petty fog and fraud because nitwit Nero's lawyers never signed the agreement. over at CNN, their legal eagle. Elliot Williams, a former federal prosecutor, said earlier today, it's not clear that any of this is actually binding. And the biggest thing this exposes is the problem with having the president literally be on both sides of the V in the lawsuit here.

Trump suing Trump. That creates a huge legal problem that led one of the judges that looked at this to say, wait a second, there isn't even a controversy here. I can't even adjudicate this. This is a big problem. So here's the funsy to it all. The confirmation hearing is scheduled for tomorrow the 4th of August. Nitwit Niro also spent the weekend going after juice box Janine.

And so when he took some questions today, Canckel's Caligula threw a hissy. when someone asked him if he would fire the juice box. He's pathetic. Not that we don't know that. But yeah. About her decision to drop. No, Gene Piro made a mistake.

There was vandalism. I just told you we did, I think 78. One of the things was the reflecting pool. Hasn't worked since 1922 because it always leaked. It always leaked from 1922. You know, it's the largest, longest pool ever and all that. The concept is beautiful, but it always leaked because of the size, because of maintenance, whatever. But it was built in 1922.

And from the day it was built, it leaked, Biden spent $58 million. Biden, Biden, Biden, Biden, Biden, Biden, Biden. And, of course, he's playing his invisible squeeze. box here, which means it's an immediate tell that he's lying. Barack Hussein Obama spent much more than that. He said, I have an idea. Let's take the water from the Potomac.

So they took the water from the Potomac, and it was putrid. It was putrid. I drank some of it. It was poutred. Definitely putrid. It was slow putrid in the driveway. Definitely counting cards. It was a disaster.

Biden was a disaster. I said, I'm going to get that fixed, along with Doug Bergam and Department of Interior. And we worked hard on that. Now, we worked hard on all 70. It's actually, I think, 81 now. You saw the new horses that just opened by the bridge with the gold. That was the way they were many years ago. Now they looked better than they did many years ago.

But these monuments look better than they did when they were originally built. Not just a little fix-up. We made them the way they were plus. and everyone's so proud one of the bigger jobs was not really the biggest believe it or not but one of the biggest was the reflecting pool and we did a great job

we sandblasted the stone outside as granite so it has a long life we did a great job we got very expensive material to put on top of the surface that always leaked because it was stone it was a stone serpent very expensive

material the expensive smack dab out of Abraham Lincoln he's a man who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing always lit and we put it on

and it was beautiful now we have photographs I would know we drove 14 automobiles across it it was beautiful tapes like moving cameras right

we have them where people are on the side cutting it with a box knife was it there aren't those videos do not exist if there's anything even remotely like that it was ginned up as an AI by an

AI to serve as a security blankie for a man whose brain is not there anymore. And the waving of the hands and everything tells you that they've got him so jacked up on stimulants just to get him through this meeting. Every day I get, I don't know why, every day I get the schedule for nitwit Nero. Let me see here. Here's his schedule for

remarks in Las Vegas for Wednesday, 1.30 p.m. This was put out yesterday. Because it takes until that time of day to get him sufficiently medicated so he can appear to be functional. It's pathetic. Okay, here, here then, is today's schedule. It is slugged by the White House press chop shop as daily guidance and press schedule for Monday, August 3, 2026. 9 a.m. EDT, in-town pool call time, so everybody has to show up at 9 a.m. And just sit around twiddling their thumbs because at 8 a.m., the president participates in executive time. 12 p.m. the president participates in a policy meeting. 1.30 p.m. the president signs an executive order.

But it's from 8 a.m. to noon where the tell is. Executive time is the time it takes to change his diaper, get him cleaned up, try to get some of the measmic funk off of him, do what's left of his hair, Slap on his pumpkin orange pancake foundation because underneath it, well, long, long ago, when I was learning makeup skills in theater, there was a grease paint and its color was sallow. And you would use it, say, if you were playing someone who was old and sick, it made you look gray. and that's what he looks like under his pumpkin orange makeup. We can tell when the wind blows,

and you can see where they didn't quite get his makeup blended into his hairline. But it takes fully, and probably earlier than 8 a.m., because remember, he's tweeting in the triping in the middle of the night, it takes every bit of four hours to get him into a state that is a vague semblance of life and then when it comes for the policy meeting

he's probably even late for that as the Trump reflecting on the pool Matt in San Francisco says I'm sure he was out there at his hip waiters and power washer scrubbing away hip waiters I don't know Matt, I kind of wonder if he's a chaps kind of guy It makes the diaper changes easier

Leaky Donnie Christopher says I'll give it to Donnie If anyone knows leakage it's him Just ask the folks on Fox and Fiends When after an in-studio visit Their gleaming white couch wasn't so White anymore And Stephen New York noting

He has not one iota Of an idea of what he's even saying. Yeah, this is just the shrieking of the spirarchy, Steve. I don't know. Well, I don't know who the Democratic frontrunner is in Florida. Ralphs, that's a good question.

POTUS policy meetings, Lee says, in other words, aka nap time and nappy change time. That's interesting. Ralph's just sent along a photo. Janine Piro spotted leaving the West Wing,

wheeling a briefcase, and a white box behind her. That's one of those bankers boxes that lawyers love to stuff their case files in, especially, you know, old case files. But to get back to nitwit Nero here, he's not done by a long shot. Oh, hell no. So, now I'm not saying I was 100% thrilled with the contractor, but the contractor was rushing. We wanted to get it open for, July 4th and we got it done. But in addition, there was vandalism. Number one, look at the grass where the grass was...

Jesus, this is like a... This is like a Matlock episode or a Matlock episode where Matlock isn't... Well, he's in the home by then and he's just imagining he's working on a case and he's solved it or it's captive. and queag with a strawberry. All knocked out with a very, very powerful

ingredient that we know very well what it is. I'm not going to say the name because people get ideas. But I think it's a terrible phrase, I won't say that either, but a terrible phrase on a massive 8647, supposedly.

Kill the grass. We had to replace the grass. A lot of grass. In addition, they took knives or cutters and they cut the materials, and they put their hands and they pulled it. And there was also some maintenance things that we would have routinely fixed. But we had that up and it was perfect. And then you had the bubblers which get rid of the, you know, the what forms in the water.

And that works great. But they turned it off because of the fight because it competed a little bit of noise during the fight. Wait. the bubblers the bublers last time I heard bubblers used it was a euphemism for a fucking bong

the bubblers you mean the pumps dumbass but the pumps were so noisy they were interfering with the crowd noise of the goddamn half-naked men

the prancing around around the fight cage, what? And it grows very rapidly in the water, but that actually works very well. And that's all. So now we're just about... It was great algae, only the best algae. Set to reopen it.

And we had to replace cut areas where they cut it and ripped it. But there's a tape. And Jesse... They, where they cut. Got it. Mm-hmm. Who, who's they, Nitwit Nero? Was it Antitha?

Bruga, Bruga, Bruga. Oh, it was an Olympic canoeist. A 67-year-old former Olympic canoeist. Who apparently knitwit Nero has now decided to use they-them pronouns for. Oh well. Waters, by the way, did a whole big thing on it. There's a tape that's out there that I posted on truth where you have people leaning over the side.

The weakest part, because of the flexibility, you know it moves. It's very complicated. It moves. The most movement he's capable of is his stubby little accordion squeeze box hands. And the softest part has to be flexible. And that's the stuff you can do.

cut. And these guys knew what they were doing. And they cut all the way along the base. Cut, cut, cut. Now, he's just making this up as he goes along. He's name-checked Jesse Waters. Play the tape. I mean, there's no tape. When Janine looked at it, it was a day after the 4th of July with the largest fireworks display in the world. Where's the world? Where's the relevance of that. Objection, relevance, materiality, sanity.

Ah, you can't fool me. I know there ain't no sanity clause. And the stuff was laying all over the pool, the fireworks, because they used the pool as one of the and it was all over the pool. It was a day after, very shortly thereafter. But

that was working beautifully. And it was vandalized. Dear God, with geometric logic and precision, I'm telling you, Ercule Poirot, Miss Marple, they got nothing on this. Perry Mason, sit down. If you look at the tape, now the tape isn't a great tape in the sense that it's a little hard to say who it exactly was. But it was people cutting this very expensive material. waterproofing material. So they weren't wearing all black like Antifa always does.

They weren't wearing their Antitha uniforms. Jesus Christ, it should be in a home. Anyway, it looked beautiful. And then they cut it and they vandalized. And we weren't necessarily thrilled with the contractor, but they did a job and they were fixing. That's the second time he said they had. So now he's looping back.

and repeating himself, another trait of, you know, dementia. Need problems, but then it got carried away because the judge was extremely unfriendly to Janine. And frankly, I think she choked. Oh, juice boxed Janine. Oh, you were so proud. You got a real live U.S. attorney job. Well, here's your shit sandwich, honey. Eat it and smile.

Look at the grass. writes Steve in New York. Then notice the onion on my boat. Lee in New York asking, Damage the pool by the grass. Did he yell, Get off my lawn! And from Lee in New York also,

day after the 4th of July, to people other than the nitwit, it's known as July the 5th. Yeah, but don't say that around Riley Gaines. It gives her a sad. Because the judge was really vicious. Instead of going after the people that did it, the judge went after her and went after her department. And I guess she choked.

I don't know what the hell happened. Are you reconsidering her role? I don't know what. Choked. Choked. There's another phrase for that called, didn't want to lose her law license perpetrating a fraud upon the court. This is a fun little moment here. Stand by.

Because yesterday on one of the Sunday shows, hard-hitting video journalist Kristen Wilker taking a question from her, well, he's got to tread carefully, Senator Jubilation T. Corn Pohn does because you don't want, Daddy mad at you. Big Daddy. Leghorn on a hot tin roof. Ask you about another big topic this week, Senator. The Justice Department just this week dropped its charges against the Olympic canoeist that it accused of vandalizing the reflecting pool on the National Mall. The DOJ admitted that the damage was caused by, quote, botched installation and not vandalism. This was a case that the DOJ had said was open and shut. They said they could

prove it beyond a reasonable doubt. Does this reversal undercut the public's faith in the Justice Department, Senator? Well, the whole thing is a multiple vehicle pile up. Let me start with the president. The president says it was caused by vandals. I don't know whether he really believes that or it's part of his political messaging or he's just thinking about out loud. The word thinking, doing a lot of work there, a lot of heavy lifting. Senator Foghorn, Leghorn, starts out early, letting us know that, well, I mean, we all know he's nuts, okay?

Nudge, nudge, wink, yeah. Blink Morse Code, Jubilation T-Corn Pode. You and I both know the President well. He exists loudly, and he grows anxious when he has an unexpressed thought. That is deep southern for, well, he ain't all there, and he can't keep his mouth feet a shut. I'd not saying he doesn't really believe it.

I just don't know. Now, the stakes are a lot higher for U.S. Attorney Piro. You can't lie to a federal judge. If she can't prove her case, she was right to pull back. You can't lie to a federal judge. Uh-huh. Yep. Because if you do, sanctions going to be the worst of your problems.

You may wind up being an ex-lawyer. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's an absolute, God's honest and unfly-blown truth that there is. Mm-hmm. You can't let... So in other words, he just confessed,

although I suspect he thinks Nitwit Niro's not sharp enough to figure it out, that he just confessed that nitwit Niro told a big whopping lie. Not that it's news to us. Because if you fool around

with a federal judge, you will find out. When I was in private practice one time, I put my briefcase on a brand new conference table bought by a federal judge. And he got so mad, I'll never forget. I thought I was going to get to spend overnight with Bubba in central lockup that federal judges will not tolerate. And so if I don't know why she filed a suit without doing a full investigation,

she says she relied on the Department of Interior. What she relied on, what she relied upon was the fact that she had to eat that shit sandwich in one bite and tell Daddy that it was delicious. Yeah, it's delicious. It's delicious, your presidency. I tell you what, I've eaten some shit sandwiches in my time, but this is the best shit sandwich I've ever had. You got any of that Trump wine around? I can wash this here shit sandwich down. wit but she was smart to pull it back there's you about another big topic this week yeah let's don't and say we didn't i i'm sorry i just i just think that's real damn funny uh-huh well back to uh nitwit nero for uh just a second because this is this is an epic outbreak of

frontotemporal dementia. You're fake news. Don't have a talk again. Your fake news. One of the worst of the business. Fortunately nobody watches you. But something happened. There was vandalism there. And there was some... Is that the fourth

there was vandalism? Yeah? Things from the contractor, which we would fix. But it's almost complete. And when it opens, it's incredible. It's really good. But remember this.

It leaked from 1922. It opened in 1922. There was vandalism in 1922. I asked my father about it as he was taking off his clan robes. And he said, oh, it's always leaked since 1920. They never solved the leak problem because it was stone. And the cracks with the stone. He thinks he's, what's his fuck, what's his name, Rourke?

In the fountain, that? No, he doesn't think that. No, he just, he thinks he's Trump the builder. I built the skyscray. After 9-11, I had the tallest building in Manhattan. That was the thing. I built bridges. I built buildings.

Yeah, but raped one 13-year-old. stone is really not a waterproofing material we essentially use a very high-grade swimming pool type material which is entirely unsuited to the purpose for which it was put which was my idea was very proud of that idea

by the way I didn't know the contractor everyone said the contract I didn't know the contractor but when it was completed it was so when it comes time to sue for the federal government to sue for the negligent installation

of a swimming pool liner in the largest pool in the world probably we'll be suing him because he said it right there he confessed it on tape it was my idea Jesus and then in the middle of all of this

and this plays into a story I've got to get to it tomorrow I got two things I absolutely have to get to tomorrow. No matter what bizarre shit transpires in the interim, he's pumping stock for all

he's worth. Because when he got done blathering, or maybe before he blathered about the reflecting pool, have you ever used any lawn or plant care products by Scots?

Don't? Roxanne. Roxanne. and stop telling us what fertilizers do you. Not really. Their big-time maggots, Scots is. And who wants to poison your yard anyway? So, and I won't trouble you with the audio.

We've all had enough. And he said, he was talking about renovations to the whore, I mean, White House. and said that Scots gave him all the stuff to have it done with for free. Free, sure. It's the best grass you can get, Scots. You know, Scots Miracle Grow? They're doing it.

They do great grass. You know who does great grass? The folks who grow weed over in the Buckeye State, They got some great grass at the dispensaries there, dude. I gotta give him a plug because they did the White House for free. It got nuttier and nuttier. Again, it takes a lot of time to get him even remotely sane, and we're talking about being like six zip codes over from sane.

And now we've turned Washington, D.C. into Shangri-La. But Scots is out of Ohio. by the way, hence my reference. And even before the plug today, they promised that they would help the National Park Service fix the South Lawn

after it was ruined by the, all the installations for those sweaty, nearly naked men to sashay about in the ring on. According to citizens for responsibility and ethics in Washington,

and major corporations generally don't do things out of the goodness of their heart. It's generally they do things for the government because they want something from the government. And of course, Scots is run by Jim Haggadorn, and he's a massive maggot. Referring to himself as a major fan. And lo and behold, I said they grow great grass in Ohio. Yeah, Scots! has a cannabis cultivation subsidiary, and Haggadorn says that, I've talked to Daddy a lot about legalizing marijuana.

See if you can avoid Scots and then also Taylor Farms, who I found out manufactures Walmart's market side product line of fresh ready-to-cook foods, and that sucks, because it's the best stick it in a microwave ramen bowl I've ever had. Sometimes you just can't win. But we've got a minute or two left. Let's run over to the stress line, see who's there. Hey, welcome to the program.

Well, it's difficult sometimes because when I'm waiting, you've discussed so much stuff and I've issues that I don't want to negate them. Hi, but, you know, Robin, I was calling in. Yes. Hi. Okay. Well, thank you. You know, this is not the most easiest thing for me to do is to call in.

But today I've been thinking about community and the meaning of what it means to me. And, you know, you talk on your program about the horn community. And, you know, I've reconnected with Rick Smith on his program and, you know, Hartman and, you know, our beloved Mike. And thinking about the connections, you know, throughout these, you know, going on, you know, two days. decades now, but I've shared with so many of you. And just before you, you know, opened up a link for me to talk with you, I received a text from Kevin in Massachusetts, which Chris from Portland connected me with. How lovely. It is.

It's so much. I think about Juanita, you know, Ace and Rick, and, you know, he had his son Brian come over at Christmas time to have. a dinner with a friend of mine that was on Day Island, and, you know, that overflowing of, you know, our connections. And, you and Annette, specifically, one time we were talking about, one of the times I had to take the booth somewhere. And, you know, your concern was you and Annette would go to sleep worrying about me because of just the different things that, you know,

that I had to do and, you know, I was called to do. And today it was been a huge flooding. all of this congruence of so much. And I'm at this place where, like, I'm so, I don't mean to break down, but I'm like so vulnerable and so naked and yet so awake. That's why I felt kind of a, not a calling, but a draw to call in and share with all those who listening, you know, in our connection. connections and history with things about how important community is, and that those rare moments that we step outside of just listening to each other on your forum, you know, the horn, but the people take another step deeper into connecting either talking or emailing or texting, that it just, it has sustained me today.

so I call in in my suits of gratitude for what you know the community is have I overstep not overstep but over

flowed too much I don't know no no no well you know I think about Clarence you know out on the road and you know when I drive into

evil always when a semi passes me he's like ever present I will more than likely never meet, never meet clearance. Or the wonderful fellow that calls him from Parks and Knowns. Hello?

Yes, you know, and in that lab, you know, that vortex of, you know, processing petri dishes. And, you know, and to your dear, dear Annette, you know, so much, you know, much, you know, much which has been given, much will be expected. And I am grateful to, you know, to be able to have the sense that it's okay for me to call in, knowing that, you know, I'm just this older white woman, but still that I am part of something, that I have other roots that have grounded and that connect me with what you both had started. Of course.

Of course. you're always welcome oh I know that so share something with me just share something back well I mean I've been at this for three hours like I said I've got

I've got I've got I've got stories for two I've got stories for tomorrow that I didn't get to today because this is today has just been a target-rich environment but as for as for as for sharing something uh you you you you rather put the um you put the little pin in it for exactly why this program exists we create connections this isn't you know this isn't some commercial um operation whose purpose is to deliver an audience into the tender mercies of advertisers there are no

advertisers and the community is probably the single most edifying thing that this program does we've made we've we've we we through the conversation and the networks that people have created behind all of this it it it proves that that something like this created in good faith for the right reasons can have impacts far beyond anybody's wildest imaginings. Yeah, very much so. I mean, I think about when Mr. Stress had his stroke. He would have died, were it not for the, right then and there, he would have died had it not been for members of this commitment. who immediately were nearby and reached out to him and saved his life and gave him a couple of extra years

and then struggled to make sure that he had a decent place to live out the remainder of his life. Those little miracles don't just happen. No, and they become, you know, I've been planning different seeds. I love nasturtiums and cucumbers. And I put the seeds into the earth and I watch them, you know, just come out. And that's what is part of what I'm calling in tonight. My sense of those roots and those grounding, even though a lot of us don't connect, we still have kind of this auditory connection because of your program.

And so that is a certain type of ground. But I have been gifted far more than I deserve with so many wonderful you know, people that I've been interchanged with. And, yeah, I have to bring up Todd and a few times the three of us talked in the phone. And that sense of just being heard and acknowledged. And, you know, so many others, different as we are that call in from having to talk about frustrations that are going on, having to drive or, you know, be present to something, or the ones that are lonely or the ones that are lost, or the ones that are happy, you know, just being able to.

call in. That is a rich soil. And to me, Robin, that is the essence of what community is. So I just wanted to call him and say thanks. Thanks, about. Anytime, Jude, and you are always welcome here. Wow. You know, I know that. And we love you dearly. Well, right back at Chet. So take time. My best view in Victoria. And when you see you in and keep her a hug and take care of yourself. All right, we'll do. You take care, Jude.

Bye now. Goodbye. And so that's the program. I need to get in and attend to the Golden One. I heard him earlier. He knows it's time. He literally has a time clock in that beautiful furry. golden head of his.

So thanks everybody. We'll take another run at Bruce and Karen's Memorial Challenge tomorrow and maybe have a little more luck. Thank you. But we did get down to 1450, which was, of course, the frequency for one of the radio stations I worked at many years ago.

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