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Episode Date: July 31, 2026

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the more likelihood there is that new friends will find the conversation and join in it. Hi, I'm Roxanne. If you're listening live, I'm awfully glad to be in your good company, this beautiful Appalachian afternoon, at least where I am. Ah, it's a gorgeous day out there.

I mean, it was perfect. It never even got, heck, it's only, well, I'm tempted to say that it's, ah, swimsuit radio weather here in the studio. It's 82 degrees because it's a light warm outside, but I got up this morning. I had a bunch of errands to run, and, you know, you're not necessarily ready for it at, say, 7.30 in the morning. but I walked out the door. I was just wearing a pair of shorts and a top and it was 59 degrees and crisp and cool and it's crazy to say it during the month of July but oh it's like there was a hint of autumn in the air but I'm weird that way and and and I know. Your humble hostess did get up early I had to run over to summer's to pick up some prescriptions and well that so I wanted to I had a busy day ahead of me

and so I wanted an early start so away I went and there I was at all 820 this morning at my pharmacy in Somersville which curiously and I did not know this before. Didn't open until 9.30. So I had to fuck off from about 7.30 to 9.30. And that saw me, well, let's see, want to go wander around the lion of food, wander around that dreaded Wally World, went and got I really think there's really not a lot at the at the clown restaurant that I like to eat but no I managed to one of the things that they don't screw up are their little tiny itsy-bitsy-bits-bixie breakfast burritos so picked up a couple of those and eventually was able to go and pick up my scripts and turned around headed home had an appointment after that it's been a busy day but it was a beautiful day oh heaven sometimes you just need a day like today and it never got much over 75 76 degrees perfect and of course for every for all the nice for as nice as that was it's hard not to look at what's happening and mostly southern europe yeah big chunks of france and spain and i guess now greece ablaze

and wildfires, wildfires, where they don't, they're not supposed to get a lot of wildfires. Remember, big chunks of Europe are on the same line of latitude as Alaska and are made habitable and pleasant by virtue of the movement of the Gulf Stream. up the Atlantic coast of North America, across the Atlantic, and down the west side of Europe. Drought, wildfires, it's terrible over there. I've been communicating a little bit back and forth with Chris and Germany, and she said that beyond that, there's, what's not burning is subject to drought. ask the EU about climate change because we may be in denial here

because it's more than just a river in Egypt but they're not in denial there they know exactly what's going on but anyway here it was a beautiful beautiful day but at any rate every program here at the horn begins with gratitude this program is no different.

It is, in fact, the 30th day of July, 2026. And consequently, well, we have no subscribers, no contributors for the 30th day of July. But thanks to everybody who does jump in and who does contribute, thank you so very much indeed, will be another dry day tomorrow, and I'm not talking meteorologically.

So the bottom line is we have two days left in July, this program tomorrow, and the fundraising deficit is at $1,990. We had such a great chance to stay even, but somehow we didn't. Thank you so much, Ralph's, for the challenges. the challenge in particular, the No More Holes challenge that began the month and allowed us to be fully funded to the halfway mark of July. 1990, so what would that be? Well, that's basically $995 a day between today and tomorrow to finish even for July. whatever we can do to bring that down will be most helpful PayPal buttons at headon.

Live, so too under the Contribute tab. I think Venmo is, Cash app is. Of course, Patreon, and even the address for using the U.S. Postal Service. I'll try to get over there this weekend. if I can afford the gas and see if there's anything at the mailbox. But nonetheless, we have plenty to go into this evening. As far as that passport is concerned, but Botox, that comes from a, oh, and by the way, Hi, Ralphs.

Raps is in the chat room waiting for your arrival. it's easy to find it just go to head on dot mob and click on chat room um no botox the password uh is courtesy of a democratic candidate uh for the house who is um well she's decided to make

uh whiskey pete keg breath a central uh central campaign element for her campaign going forward, because he's more and more a liability as opposed to any kind of benefit to this gang of punks and thugs and footpads and cut purses and ditch dwellers and highwaymen who comprise the maggot administration. And so it is that those so-called democratic strategists that we talk about from time to time here

are saying that they're going to campaign. against Whiskey Pete, the DUI hire. Kate Conley, an Iraq war veteran, running in the New York 17th Congressional District, which is, which is, well, contestable, has said that Whiskey Pete is both incompetent and unqualified, saying that Whiskey Pete knows quote, more about Botox

than bombs. I don't know what Kate Conley's gender is. But more about Botox than bombs. How many other potential... I mean, that's brilliant, but how many other potential sick burns like that

could we come up with? Let's see if we can workshop something here. Let's see. Knows more about whiskey than warfare. Knows more about vodka than victory. Yeah. A report, well, a course. According to a story in Politico today, a report says campaign planners said they expect candidates to call out Hegsseth even more as the war against Iran continues,

and of course continues to devolve and continues to become humiliating and embarrassing. Trump has repeatedly said the defense secretary was among the first and most. vocal proponents of the fight, which now has lasted more than five months and led to a spike in global energy prices, and it will, of course, ultimately have far more impacts and effects than that. We wasted several millions of more dollars overnight, shooting missiles and whatnot at Iran, who are never going to cry uncle, never, ever. this is not August

1945 and Iran is not the Empire of Japan no matter how many times Nitwit Niro says The Islamic Republic of Japan No

and frankly I don't think that they would I don't think that they would surrender if he nuked the shit out of them but as I've noticed before, they've said that, well, gosh, Iran has nothing left to fight with. Well, then just send in the Marines to pacify them. I don't believe in that sort of stupid waste, and it would not be anything in the way of the case.

It sure wouldn't be the march to Baghdad that Bush War II was. we might have to fight for every square foot of ground in Iran and maybe that's why they haven't sent in ground forces God knows Psycho Bebe isn't going to send his precious IDF in there because well Israeli mamas and daddies wouldn't stand for it because the Iranians would slaughter them a lot more Iranian army than there is Israeli army

right well I don't know what the Marquis says Flavio that's not that's not within my bailiwick today's the 30th Flavio I think I announced that at the beginning of the program and we're quite live I don't know what the banner says

over at head on dot live because well The brother Deakin Sometimes, I don't know, maybe he's playing Jedi mind tricks One never knows But, well, it's true What the story said Whiskey Pete was all

All macho to go to war against Iran Because he has no functional understanding Of what it would take to win that war and now we see it. So here we are. Hemorrhaging, treasure, sacrifice. Jesus Christ, you know, we took, as has been noted, we took four people off the war dead list

and put them on a list of non-combat-related when, really? when they were killed as a direct and proximate result of nitwit Niro's stupid war. If we didn't exist in a country in constitutional collapse, but why do I continue? Well, Nittwit Nero would have long since been impeached and removed from office. Meanwhile, Rebecca Bennett, she's a former Navy helicopter pilot. she's running in New Jersey's 7th Congressional District has been hammering Whiskey Pete day in and day out,

saying Pete Hegseth is a disgrace to the office that he holds, and the reason why I believe he is deeply dangerous is partially because of the polarization. We have an obligation to call these things out when we see it and to make sure that we're standing up for our service members who do not have the ability to speak about these things, because one of the things they give up in order to serve our country is the ability to exercise their First Amendment rights to petition the government for redress of grievances.

Yeah. And now maybe, says, Ralphs, Iran has attacked Egypt. The Saudis are beginning to freak out because, well, if Iran decides to take out the Saudi desalination plan, and hit their oil-producing infrastructure. Oopsie, there goes a whole lot of those Saudi dollars, of which creeps like Steve Whitkoff and Jared are so, so enamored. This hasn't gotten anywhere near as bad as what it can get.

Yeah, I know. I know it's the 30. 30th Ralphson. That banner apparently is a real problem. Can we get somebody on that? And from Steve in New York, the Botox Pete, the DUI Hire Challenge on the table for $15. Thank you, Steve.

Thank you so much. Yes, Routes' challenge is still, well, yes, still on the table. So there's a chance to knock down 90 bucks of the $1,990 that we have yet as a deficit. So thank you both. And Jeremy earlier noting, stop trying to confuse the maggots. Climate isn't always wheel will be controlled by the tectonic dinner plates and blue Jewish space lasers. Oh, I know. I know, I know. Otne Ute, Ipebrae, if you own a what I mean, me.

Mm-hmm. Knows more about Botox than bombs. But, not, staying with Whiskey Pete for a moment, well, he's down to the point where he's begging our allies, whom his orange daddy has berated for years. as useless, not helpful. And so the begging continues for France and the UK to pretty please, at least send your navies so that we can keep the Straits of Hormuz open.

And they have no moral, legal, or ethical obligation to do so. As we say here in the hills, well, you birthed that. baby, you bath it nitwit, Nero. And it hasn't just been nitwit Nero doing the brow beating. Whiskey Pete has been in there, too.

Politico's saying, Hegsith is urging the UK and France to help lead the naval coalition, but even with the assistance of UK defense minister West Streeting, he's facing skepticism across Europe, according to four British officials and one U.S. official. Why should they, why should they

risk their precious resources to solve a problem that nitwit Niro and BB Netin Yahoo created. Jesus. And so the folks in Europe seemed disinclined to send the French Navy or the, His Majesty, Royal Navy to save Niro's Bacon and Chris Coons of course pointing out

talking to Politico Hey there was no consultation with Congress, no consultation with allies just boom so let the militant let the

von derpowitz's of this maggot whore, I mean White House sorted out Coons pointing out you know Orange Jesus is deeply frustrated that Congress isn't supporting it, the American people aren't supporting it,

our core allies aren't supporting it, you can't be surprised when you throw a party and you don't invite anybody. West Streeting over in Mary Oldie Engeland for his part said, the UK has not joined and will not join offensive U.S. military action in Iran. Yeah. And by the way, juvenile delinquent number two,

damning juvenile delinquent number one with faint praise saying, The lazy Canadian that maintains the date has an actual job he's at during the show. That's not very helpful, Jeremy. Lazy canoodleian. Yeah. So that's a starting place. But, well, there's something else I wanted to point out.

We talked a considerable bit about it during yesterday's program. You know, Rand Paul, libertarian ophthalmologists. I'm rich. I'm rich. I'm comfortably well off. I'm socially secure. having a connoption about the fact that Anthony Fauci got lawyers to come to his Star Chamber hearing. That really pissed Randy Paul off to no small degree. And then I saw a story earlier today. apparently

having lawyers to defend you really upsets people like you know orange daddy and Rand Paul libertarian ophthalmologist and now

they're trying to make sure the immigrants they're trying to intimidate lawyers for immigrants to prevent them from providing any meaningful defense under the Constitution. In the second part of Henry VI by William Shakespeare, there is a line of dialogue. We've talked about this before. and it's uttered by a character named Dick the Butcher in support of an attempt by a man named Jack Cade

and his gang of punks and thugs and footpads and cut purses and highwaymen to overturn the governance of England. One of those henchmen, Dick the Butcher, is recipient of the line, or is the one who utters the line. The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. And lawyer jokes are, of course, a dime a dozen. Why don't sharks eat lawyers, professional courtesy, that kind of thing. But lawyers always have provided the bedrock of constitutional order

in this country. And so it's not surprising that Shakespeare puts that line in the mouth of a man who seeks to undo any sort of order.

But a bit of dialogue saying Jack Cade, Valiant I am, aside by Smith amongst needs for beggary is valiant. I'm able to endure much, Dick the butcher aside.

No question of that, for I've seen him whip three market days together. I fear neither sword nor fire. Need not fear the sword, for his coat is proof. Dick the butcher, but methinks he should stand in fear of fire being burnt to the hand for the stealing of sheep. Cade,

Be brave, then, for your captain is brinked. grave and vows reformation there shall be in England seven half-penny loaves sold for a penny. The three-hooped pot shall have ten hoops, and I will make it felony to drink small beer. All the realm shall be in commons, and in cheapside shall my palfrey go to grass, and when I am king, as king as I will be, God's sake your majesty, I thank you, good people, there shall be no money all shall eat and drink on my score, and I will apparel them all in one livery, that they may agree like brothers and worship me their lord. Well, shades of little chairman Mao outfits.

Dick the butcher. The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. Cade. Nay, that I mean to do. Is not this a lamentable thing that of the same? skin of an innocent lamb should be made parchment, that parchment being scribbled or should undo a man? Some say the bee stings, but I say tis the bees wax, for I did but seal once to a thing, and I was never mine own man since. Homeland Security posted the following earlier today.

The 30th day of July, 2026, at 9.41 a.m. Eastern Daylight Time. If immigration attorneys commit fraud, they will be held accountable. Homeland Security is seeking a fine of over $474,000 against Attorney Suraj Raj Singh, who filed over 118 fraudulent documents for his clients. Under the leadership of POTUS Trump, we're ending the abuse of our immigration system. The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. I added that last part. They're claiming that this lawyer filed false asylum claims.

Jesus. But you know, when they start going after the lawyers, like Rand Paul libertarian ophthalmologists did yesterday, when they go after the lawyers who represent the most vulnerable, the weakest, the most, oh, likely to be run over by fact, You know what you're dealing with. These are no different than Trump is no different from Jack Cade. And over at DHS,

little Mark Wayne Mullen, former turd chaser, former rough and tough MMA fighter, who took way too many kicks to the head. Well, he would be Nitwit Niro's Dick the Butcher. It's worth paying attention to.

What's that? I'm checking, looking back at email for a second. Flavio says, Heggseth knows more about Brillianteen than Bivwax. Okay, that's a good one. I fear that Brilliantine is a bit of an antiquated term, but yeah. he knows more about pomade than parades

we can try that he knows more about FOP than SOP Flavio observing if Hague sends in ground troops turkey shoot it'll be a turkey shoot Iran is mostly mountainous they have the advantage to Iranis is higher or higher than Denver it would be a slaughter

and the thing is even even the salute snappers because all the good commissioned officers of flag rank are long since gone oh good there's a wasp in the studio

listen you mind your business and I'll mind mine I know it wasn't the whole email Jeremy but I got the salient point turkey shoot indeed oh and nitwit Niro having stoked the fires

of well we would say Islamophobia but the thing is the maggots hate everybody of Arabic or Palestinian descent

they hate all Muslims whether they be Indonesian, Indian, Saudi, Iraqi, Iranian, Jordanian, Egyptian, or Albanian. They hate Muslims. But being as how they're not the Otne Ute-Ite-Ite-Bray, if you own a what I-e-e-ne, they assume they think quite naturally that anybody with one of them funny sound and Muslim names, And they're not even Muslim names.

They are names coming from various Arabic cultures. Well, if you got one of them names, you're probably a terse. Right? Witness the attacks on people like Rashida Taleb, Ilhan Omar, Abdul El-Said. Well, Nitwit Niro actually endorsed a man with one. One of those names. Recall that every time he mentions former President Obama, Barack Hussein Obama.

Right. Because, again, he's a soak, son of a Klansman. And that goes with the territory. Yeah, exactly. Barack. Barack Hussein Obama. Great minds. And in the 8th Congressional District of Michigan, which just happens to be Miss Micah's district,

well, Nitwit Niro has endorsed one of those people with one of those names. He triped over at Tripe Social. It's my great honor to endorse Amir Hassan, who is running to represent the fantastic people of Michigan's 8th congressional district. Did you hear that, Micah? You're fantastic. Well, you're not. But there are some fantastic people in Michigan's 8th congressional district. Amir Hassan. I'm sorry. Shame on me. I'll apologize in advance. But, well, my having been raised on Warner Brothers cartoons has come back to haunt me once again.

There's one cartoon. I think it's Ali Bunny or Alibaba Bunny and the 40 Thieves or whatever, where he is pursued relentlessly by a cartoon character with a large scimitar whose only line throughout the 7 and 7.5. a half minutes of the cartoon is Hassan chop Amir Hassan has my complete and

total endorsement to be the next representative from Michigan's 8th Congressional District he will never let you down all caps I don't know if he's got any kind of a chance Micah you know more than I do

but regardless of what chance he has in Michigan's 8th Congressional District Jesus H. Christ, the maggots lost their itsy-bitsy, bitsy, teeny microscopic little minds. Let's see. One nitwit Niro worshipper said on social media,

What does it profit of man to gain? Oh, that sounds too much like a nitwit Niro. What does it profit of man to gain the whole world but lose his soul? No political gain is worth insulting our Christian faith. No Muslim men. in America. No Muslims in office. Okay, well, maybe that's helpful. Micah says, I never heard of the guy until Orange Shitstein opened his gob, so there's that.

Another, another maggot who apparently, I don't know if they paid for the privilege of using lots of words, said, Have you lost your mind? Canita Drew. Have you lost your mind endorsing Muslim candidates? What has happened to you? You're not the man I voted for three times. You have no wisdom whatsoever where Islam is concerned. Honestly, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark.

Why? Question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark. Do you think there are already too many foreigners in Congress? Don't you think enough is enough at this point? Because see, a name like Hassan just automatically means Muslim. Never mind the fact, and this is just a demographic fact, the majority of Arab Americans, I read somewhere, aren't even Muslim. Because I know it's hard for a maggot to fathom,

but that's why we do this, because we have functioning brains and they don't. One of the first footholds of Christianity was in the Arabic world. Maybe it's worth noting that during Bush War II, we the people of the United States, not really. George W. Bush and Dick Cheney slaughtered a large number,

and of course they were civilians, of one of the oldest, if not the oldest Christian sect, in the world. And they were in Iraq. Damnedest thing, huh? And so a lot of people with Arabic names were actually Christians. There are

and these are among the number of people who have been slaughtered by Bibi Netanyahu's genocide in Gaza. They've killed no small number and in the West Bank. They've killed no small number of Christians our partners in

peace in Israel. have. There was a time that would have raised an outcry. But, you know, does our ambassador to Israel, pastor, brother, minister, former governor, former presidential candidate, diabetes, snake oil,

cure, salesman Mike Huxterby utter a peep. Nope. I guess because maybe they're not Southern Baptists or something. Yeah? Remember what our partners in peace in Israel

did to the, to the, uh, to the, uh, processional for Easter, shutting it down. Because the, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, colonizer types that are trying to, that are in smack dab in the middle of the, the, uh, the, the, genocide in the West Bank, represented by Bielzebub Smotrich and, Idemar Ben-Givir because they wanted they don't care who the Arabs are

they want them dead I wonder how A-PAC explains that away but the maggots continued to lose their mind over this this goober in Michigan Jeff V4JC

said all caps. That's a hard no for me, no Muslims in office period. Jesus Christ is my God and Donald J. Trump is my president. And then there was Joni Marie for Liberty All caps.

You are being misled, President Trump. This guy is a snake in the grass. Muslim and never voted for a Republican in his whole life. Moved to Michigan last summer and immediately filed a run for office. Thank you for your attention to this

matter. Oh my goodness, Joni. Joni injecting a little bit of snark into the proceedings. Loyal Trump supporter Billy said, his name gives me pause, call me racist, but I am merely being cautious. Obama comes to mind. Another one simply said, nope.

Now here's the punchline. All of this bloviating, all of this barking and grunny and hooting and mulling and puking and howling and uh... Hassan Chop's campaign uh... literature has plastered all over it Jesus Christ is his Lord and Savior doesn't matter

he's got one of them funny Muslim names uh huh not a good upstanding Christian name like you know Yeshua Bar Yusuf What? Uh-huh.

Yeah. Yeah. Hassan chop. This is God sillier and sillier and sillier. And yesterday, by the way, uh, it was,

wait. Oh dear. I'm not surprised. Um, Micah said, Dudes from Flint last I knew, and I think he's only running for office because of the transies. Well, I mean, it's as good a reason as any, I suppose.

No, it isn't. I'm being sarcastic. But yesterday was prayer meeting Wednesday, and we didn't exactly have time to do all the prayer meeting stuff. So I thought I would back up a ways. To a little something, apparently it's a new phenomenon, here in Merca, the greatest country in the history of the world on earth now today, forever in the universe under God, amen.

Oh, wait, Micah, with further information. Hassan Chop is pissed because a trans used the same bathroom as his daughter was my understanding. Is that poor child still alive? Did being in the same potty with a trans person render the child all transient stuff too? Heavenly days. The horror. The horror.

Now, this is a new phenomenon in Merca. As I've noted in the past, I have not flown, you know, on anything other than my broom. Oh, well, thank you, Flavio. That'll come in handy. All right, let's do that now because we need the giggle. Here's the clip, says Flavio. Thank you for going and finding it. Flavio serving as the Horn Adhoc Warner Brothers Cartoon Research Department.

God will this treasure, O Hassan, or the jackal shall grow fat on thy carcass. No one shall pass Hassan. Help! The weird little noise was the dude's donkey. and by the way there are some tropes that appear throughout Warner Brothers cartoon and Hassan there is a direct

descendant because this is a later short is a direct descendant of the of uh oh what was his name uh not Mugsy but

oh hide me hide me ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah If my buddy Mugsy was in here, would I was in this oven? Would I turn on the gas? You might, Rabbit, you might. And would I throw in a lighted match?

Boom! It can't be this easy. All right, Rabbit, you've convinced me. We'll look for Mugsy in the city. Bugsie, Mugsy, whatever. So, yeah, Hassan, not the brightest fork in the chandelier. Oh my God, it's the libertarian ophthalmologist who socially secure. Help!

Husson chop! Help! Call me a cab, boy, and be quick about it. I'm a heavy dipper. I can't help it. I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby. Save me.

Hassan chop! Ingo that away. You know, I guess it's safe to say that, uh, Back then, Warner Brothers cartoons were not politically correct. But God help me, they're funny. And that may be the very same cartoon where Daffy Duck yells, I may be a coward, but I'm a greedy coward. Thank you, Flavio.

Thank you for that moment of lightness and levity. A son chop! Yes. Micah, what have you and I started, sis? Steve in New York writes, Transy in the bathroom. And how did he know the alleged transy in the bathroom actually was trans? Whatever happened to minding your own fucking business!

Well, they can always tell. You know, just like Nancy Hatchet Face Mace can always tell and ran into the ladies' room, screaming, man in the ladies room and this big old wopping penis. Only to find out that the man in the ladies room was a cis woman who just apparently did not meet Nancy Hatchet Face Mace's grooming standards. Or wasn't wearing more layers of Mabelene than there are layers of paste.

and a piece of baklava. Now, how did we get to baklava from there? Goddeme it. By the way, you will from time to time. Well, you won't, Steve. Well, maybe you will. It happens in both sorts of bathrooms. There are stickers out there.

I've personally seen them. A trans person peed in this restroom. And you survived. or a trans person use this restroom and you're still alive. I think we may need more of those. Jeremy, going back to Hassan Chops, sounds like a deleted extra character for the video game Street Fighter. Oh, no, now you know, now you know.

You're right, you're right. Steve in New York saying, subject line, Bethlehem, hell, I recall that our partners in peace bombed Bethlehem on Christmas Eve. Yes, they did. That was a couple of years ago. Hell, it may have even been under the Biden administration. And we did noter a peep. You'd think we might, be as how we're a Christian nation and everything,

have said a little something. Oh, that's right. Micah says, remember when my friend put one of those stickers on Nancy Mace's office door? Ah, good times. Yeah. There it is. Trump endorses man who entered politics as trans woman used same restroom as daughter. Courtesy of the Pink News.

Well, now I think I understand what it is that has the maggot voters so deeply upset. that. If you didn't know his name, he looks just like an ordinary everyday black guy, and we know how the maggots feel about black guys. President Donald Trump has endorsed Michigan Republican Amir Hassan in his campaign for the state's 8th Congressional District, throwing his support behind a candidate,

who says he only has. became politically active after a transgender woman used the same restroom his young daughter was in and it goes back to a December 2025 interview and that was the moment he drew the line and decided to enter politics yeah this guy's a real winner according to his website he wants to protect their children from indoctrination and the far left agenda the radical gender ideology of boys becoming girls, using girls' bathrooms, and playing girls' sports has got to stop. Amir wholeheartedly supports President Trump's

common sense agenda of ending woke DEI nonsense and defunding these radicals. This coming from a black guy. Ending woke DEI nonsense. I wonder how much woke DEI nonsense he benefits from. Yeah.

and Micah reminds us, yeah, his young daughter was 18 at the time. God, the stupidity is just so breathtaking. But since we're going to, since the issue of, well, wait a minute. Let's, let me try to stay focused here. Reminders, Steve, in New York has a challenge on the table to the tune of $15. Ralph's has a $25 challenge on the table. We are sweating all the way to the end of July here. but that would get us down to $1,920 for our deficit.

And I'm not kidding, it's badly needed. We're down to can't go to the grocery store and buy a carton of milk situations because it all gets eaten up in bills. but no I have mentioned there's a phenomenon going through the country now and as I mentioned I have not flown since God at least maybe what

2018 at the very least I have never had to board a plane post transition I like to think I wouldn't have a problem, but one never knows. But nonetheless, apparently there is a new

risk in the skies. Over at the friendly atheist substack, Hamond Meta pointed out an article in the Washington Post, noting that now

the Bible thumpers and God-botherers have decided that anyone on an airplane is fair game to be God-bothered at. No, really. The Washington Post found one such god-botherer in the form of Whitney Lynn,

who is an evangelist and a producer and singer-songwriter from, of course, Florida, duh. And Miss Whitney said that she gets up and talks about Jebus on all of her flights saying, they have no

choice but to hear the truth. When I have a gift and I have a life raft, if you're drowning, I want to give you that life raft so you can be saved. Whitney, you fucking dumbass, there's already one on the plane. And if you would just shut the fuck up

during the pre-flight briefing, you might note that your seat cushion can be used for a personal flotation device if you survive the crash landing into the water. Oh, these... Jesus, save us from your followers. Yeah, there's no hate like Christian love. Brett Rayo, the article continued. 24, a main-based music artist and producer said he's been nervous before urging people to seek Jesus on planes.

You lost him again, and you think he's on this plane? Okay, everybody, check your overhead bins and check underneath your seat. Well, if the oxygen mask comes down, put your mask on first, and then you can offer an oxygen mask to Jesus. if you happen to find him. Seek Jesus on planes. How did that one make it past the editor at the Washington Post? But he feels compelled to follow the biblical teaching

to go into the world and preach the gospel to all creatures. What happened to those biblical originalists, those young earth creationists? Why is this creep even on a plane? But where Whitney said, she always always bothers people on every flight she's on. Young Brett said, well, I only speak up on a plane when I feel led by God to do so. And because we're on a plane, I can't help thinking about anyone could be spending their last day on Earth.

And Hamont Meta did some digging around in the regs and whatnot. And because this here is Merca, apparently even the flight attendants who have considerable power on an aircraft can't do anything about it he wrote there's unfortunately very little airline staff can do to stop this

while there are rules regarding passengers who are disobedient or belligerent preaching doesn't necessarily cross a line in what world let's test that shall we let's have somebody with one of them Muslim names get up and start, oh, I don't know, roll out a prayer rug and figure out

whichever way is Mecca and get to pray and encourage everybody else to say that there is no God and Woody Allen is his prophet. Let's see how long there's very little that an airline can do. Flight attendants, according to Haymont Nettick, and politely asked him to stop, but I have yet to see any examples of plane preachers getting kicked off flights because they wouldn't shut up! That's probably because they wait until the plane's at 35,000 feet.

Miss Micah, who is an officiantata of air travel, noted, bitch tries that on my flight, and I'm going to start hollering, hail Satan and singing the internet is for porn or whatever. Yeah, that's the thing. Nobody? Nobody's offered up a Hail Satan.

And then going back to Miss Whitney, she said, and she, oh, do we want to hear what she actually sounds like? Nah. She said, I just love a captive audience. The fact that the sermons are unwanted doesn't bother the evangel. because, oh no, that was Meta. But, yeah, she did say, I just love a captive audience.

Meta said, the fact that the sermons are unwanted doesn't bother the evangelists at all because for once they have an audience that can't walk away and the hope that strangers might convert outweighs any concern that they'll conclude that Christians are lunatics. Which means we're just stuck with the possibility Christians may hijack a flight with their.

voices. And curiously, of course, it's never some rabid Roman Catholic saying, I'm hijacking this plane to Vatican City or wherever it is in Spain or wherever that they got that holy water from Our Lady of Lords. I'm hijacking this plane in the name of Jesus. No, it's always the weirdo heretics. who, if you press them on what they believe, would never in a million years be able to enunciate anything resembling

an actual Christian theology. Everybody's saying, Our God is a mighty God. You know what, Micah, that makes me... There needs to be some sort of, I don't know, an Internet thing, or not a contest, but a message board or something. Let's come up with a song that normal people can sing.

Wait, wait, we don't have to come up with anything. Anything we'll do. Whitney starts singing and somebody else sings, A bin through the desert on a horse with no name. And somebody else can reply, It felt good to be out of the rain. And the bin picks up, in the desert, you can remember,

name because there ain't no one for to give you or or or i mean hotel california that one goes on for a while jesus jesus well gondy got it right i like your christ i do not like your christians they are so unlike your christ but since we uh since we're making up for a little bit of lost on prayer meeting Wednesday. Let's go down to Edinburgh takes ass. How is it these things

always seem to happen in the most Christian of places? Yeah, Mike, it says, pilot starts hearing Hotel California and it's like, what the fuck? Yeah, this isn't like the wedding singer where Billy idols on the plane or anything.

Edinburgh, Texas. where and the name of Jesus a local gospel sharp has been charged with indecency with a child according to the Edinburgh Police Department preacher Jorge Gonzalez Martinez age 49

arrested this past Monday without incident after a police report that said that he was arrested at Iglesia in national power and glory in edinburgh and one woman saying that she she was his wife said oh i can't say anything but he's innocent not according to the little little girl who told the cops and then more children came forward saying uh yeah uh preacher horay touched me in my no-no spot

he's cooling his heels on $300,000 veil. So far he has not managed to get out. The congregation hasn't decided to get him out of the joint. I mentioned the European wildfires earlier. Three firefighters who already died, in France, they're struggling against a blaze that is, and this is saying something four times the size

of Paris and it's uncontained this is all in the southwest of France the three firefighters died in Greece they're seeing temperatures like a hundred and four degrees

Fahrenheit and again this is the continent where ordinarily in a world not beset by climate change and climate catastrophe see, they really don't need air conditioning that much. It used to be that way here. A couple of miles up the road, there's a cinder block building. It's painted a sort of Crayola flesh colored now,

but once upon a time, eons ago, it was Moss Sidner's, and she had an air conditioner in her window when nobody around here had one. And when I was little, my dad would come up here and say, let's go up the road. and we'd go to Moss Sedner's Dad, the furnace operator who worked in hellacious heat every day of his life just wanted to sit in some air conditioning

but he didn't want to be rude about it so naturally he had to order an ice-cold beer usually it was a West Virginia beer that was the name of the brand or an Augustineer and I would get an ice-cold frosty root beer and we would sit directly in front of the output of the air-conditioned and privately he would tell me, I can't wait until we get home.

And by home, he meant Alabama. But no, the fires, and I worry about things like World Heritage Sites, the fires that killed three firefighters were in Crete, and the fires stretched from the Atlantic coast into the eastern Mediterranean.

Nothing in the Odyssey about Odysseus running across anything. like that, at least 350,000 people have been driven from their homes, not to mention vacation locations in France and Spain. Temperatures in the Gironde region of France climbed toward 104 degrees Fahrenheit, 40 degrees Celsius. And they think because everything is so tender dry, they think that just people clear and brush, workers clear and brush near a high voltage power line

may have been the source of the blaze, regardless of the fact that they were following regulations. Well, you know, ask Californians about that. those high power lines yeah paradise California comes to mind am I remembering that right it's awful

France is still using over 20 aircraft 2200 firefighters God out of those displays 220,000 of them are in the Gironde area of the fire we are the author

the author of our own on doom in more than a sense. What's that, Jimmy? Jimmy in the Great Northwest says, a long song on a plane to drown out the preachers. Voodoo child. Oh, God, I... It's an oldie and a really annoyingie,

but how about 99 bottles of beer on the wall? from Christopher in Oregon air preaching. Hi Roxanne. Hi Christopher. I think there may be only one remedy for this madness. Get up and start hollering

100 bottles of beer on the wall and so forth until the creeper sits the fuck down. Great minds. I said the $100 bottles of beer on the wall and then I opened it and there you were. Once again, the pilot up front going, oh no, not that.

Can we have voodoo chobes? Yeah, I have looked at them. The drug prices at Walmart. Hell, CVS is cheaper. But the thing is, most of my scripts are fine where they are. But for anything related to my gender care, I have to go elsewhere. So I may be moving this prescription. I had to move one to Walgreens.

I may have to move this one to CVS or something. because, well, the insurance that I pay a tidy sum for on a monthly basis, whose premium I have not yet been able to pay, well, may necessitate moving it. Oh, and if there was ever any doubt how utterly filthy the ICE goons and the CBP thugs are, further confirmation. The story came out earlier. this week that back when another one of those

toxic little gremlins in this case fake Native American Gregory Bovino was commanding the thugs well the Los Angeles Times

reported a couple of days ago that the good who were doing their dirty business, texted and said aloud, and it was captured on body cameras. They used slurs like tonk, T-O-N-K, and wet. They sent it in text or said it aloud.

It was part of a case filed asking a federal judge to, please stop the goons from being able to engage in racial profiling. American Immigration Council senior fellow Aaron Reiklin Milnick, who I'm sure that just like other immigration attorneys they would like to silence. He said over on that platform that used to be known as Twitter, Wet is a shortened form of a notorious slur for Latinos, while Tonk is a Border Patrol slur that refers to the sound of metal flashlight makes. God, this is sickening.

The sound of metal flashlight makes when used to beat a migrant in the head. That metal flashlight, of course, being a, oh, what's the brand? They're heavy, and there's a certain way that cops hold it so that they can just, right over the head Tonk Meanwhile The nitwit Nero Hort

I mean White House Is throwing hissies over 86-47 While their own goons Are out Slurring Ordinary Americans Just for being alive

The L.A. Times report said after a June raid at Home Depot in Hot Hollywood. Body camera footage captured an agent saying, there was a guy, I'm pretty sure he's wet. He was just sitting in that minivan. And another of the filthy freaks said, yeah, I saw tunks everywhere selling food. Just plug us in whenever you see some tunks and we'll jump out. Good God. Abolish ice.

Yeah, maglite. Thank you. Thank you, Steve, in New York, Maglite. I know it's what, it's fruitless to say, but Jesus Christ, what has become of us? What has become? Oh, and an update coming from down in Alabama, I had the story a couple of nights ago in which a pair of maggot chuds, house members from Alabama, had introduced a bill in the house to force the daughters of the American Revolution to kick out the transies.

They can't be daughters. Well, never to let an opportunity to be vulgar and bigoted, pass them by. Senator Tommy the Tuber, who plans on being governorator of Alabama, well, he and creepy Katie Brett, have introduced the bill in the Senate, oblivious to the fact that the government of the United States cannot compel conduct of a private organization, but they also recognize that merely the mention of it

will be enough to fire up the engines of hate. Another such example coming from Florida, duh, remember the story I had a few weeks ago about the little girl who was going to compete in the Irish dance competition in Orlando and the organization, including the home office in Ireland beyond the reach of Ron Monkey up to Clantis. Well, they had no legal leg to stand on. They would have ultimately been laughed out of court, but that would have cost the organization a lot of money. And that little girl, who just wanted to dance, who had no unfair advantage over the other dancers by virtue of having been assumed male at birth, well, the threats were sufficient to get her to resign from the competition. You know, I really don't want to ever hear, I will, but I don't want to ever hear another filthy fucking maggot blather about caring about children.

And yeah, that's another part of it. Micah says no, but they can withhold federal funding depending on how much they get. I don't know that the daughters of the American Revolution get federal funding. Makes me wonder how much the daughters of the Confederacy got. And, well, since we're there, and since we're at the halfway point of the program, and we are thus far a goose egg for this Thursday. Altwhite note coming in from George in course, gold. Rand versus Fauci. Yeah.

George said, listening to the Inquisition yesterday, I was thinking, oh, where's Rand Paul's neighbor when we need him? I know. I know. And it's not so much, where's Rand Paul's neighbor when he need him? when we need it. It's why didn't Rand Paul learn anything from that experience? Because he very obviously did not. Let's go to the Buckeye State, shall we?

Where a gubernatorial contest is underway. The Republican nominee is, of course, someone who is not an Ohioan, namely Weeweck Ramalama Ding Dong. And he's facing off in that contest. Dr. Amy Acton, the physician who led Ohio's response to the COVID pandemic. I think it was in Ohio back then where the one good God fear and upstanding Bible believe in Christ-centered evil, jellical, gundominalist, M.O.6, well, I'm not going to stay away from church. I ain't going to get to COVID. I'm washed in the blood of Jesus

and I ain't wearing no mask because Jesus can't see us when we pray if we're wearing a face stopper. Well, a few weeks ago, and I will say as preface to all of this, but when I see things like this, I cannot help think, in fact I talked to,

I was talking to Tracy this morning as I was killing time waiting for the farmacy to open. And I kind of checked in on this idea. I said, you know, the two struggles are by no means identical. But sometimes it seems like the ideas that surround them are. And I told them how a few weeks ago, Dr. Amy Acton, who, I mean, like I said, she's the Democratic nominee for governor in Ohio, a pediatrician, no less, answering a question.

question about trans girls in sports said, well, and bear in mind, the Ohio Maggot legislature is just a blazing inferno furnace of transphobia, led among other people, by one Reverend Representative Gary Click. who, in addition to being a raging transphob, has also endorsed and supported maggot men running for office who, well, there was the one maggot that he supports, who crawled into bed with his teenage daughter and nothing but his tidy whitties.

And if I recall the story correctly was apparently in a condition rampant at the time. And there are other problems in Ohio as well. We'll get into those in a second. But answering

the question, Amy Acton said, well that's already been settled by the Supreme Court. And besides that, I don't want boys playing in girls' sports. Wrong accent, I know, but I don't I don't do that nasally accent very well. Entirely an unforced error. Absolutely an own goal.

And it caused a huge uproar in the Ohio Progressive Caucus. It caused an uproar in the Ohio Democratic LGBTQ caucus, who were promptly told. to shut the fuck up. No, really. And what I was asking Tracy about this morning was, is it

just me or does this remind, I asked her if this reminded her to, and she agreed, of that passage from Dr. King's letter from Birmingham jail, where, to paraphrase, he said, the clan's awful,

but we know who the clan are. The biggest impediment to freedom, Dr. King said, were white moderates, and here we are. Nobody forced Amy Acton to say, boys in girls' sports.

There are no boys in girls' sports. Trans girls are girls, witness Becky Pepper Jackson here in West Virginia, who has never been even remotely affected. by testosterone. But nonetheless, our most puissant dread sovereign supreme Catholic majesties

decided that she still wasn't girl enough, even though the only hormones that had ever affected her were estrogen. And maybe progesterone, whose own track coach told her, try out for the girls team because you're never going to make it on the boys team because you're not a boy so like I said the Ohio Democratic Party

in what can only be described as a ham-fisted attempt to silence dissent banned the progressive caucus from criticizing Amy Acton they actually did more to ban

criticism of her than they did to even try to correct the record of her shooting herself in the foot. Well, there's an update to all of this. Dr. King and the white moderates and what have you. Acton and her team, at least in theory, were

supposedly going to meet with the Ohio Democratic Party Progressive. caucus two days ago and it went promptly to shit not because the ohio democratic progressive caucus was screaming and carrying on and throwing fits no no uh the pride caucus was supposed to be there too and then amy acton's campaign said well you know she's got to do her hair so she won't be in the meeting. And it wasn't even an in-person meeting. It was a Zoom meeting on a Tuesday evening. The Ohio Democratic Party also said no media could be present. And then the instant that the meeting opened, the Ohio Democratic Party kicked out the vice chair of the Pride Caucus.

The vice chair had not done anything, had not uttered a word. wasn't wearing in the Zoom meeting, so presumably video, wasn't wearing a T-shirt that said, Amy Ack and sucks. None of that. So one trans person was there and said, why'd the vice chair get booted? They told her, We want this to be a productive conversation.

So it went from being a listening session for Dr. Acton to being a conversation. the trans woman was told Well you can leave if you don't want to be here And have a productive conversation The only thing she had said was Why did you kick out the vice chair of the Pride Caucus And then they kicked her out when she got pissed The Ohio Democratic Party

Didn't even let in Most of the members of the progressive caucus Who wanted into the room The caucus chair Wasn't let into the room. meeting. And it's worth noting that, of course, trans people are no more of a monolith than anybody, any other marginalized group. But for the vast majority of trans people, like your humble ostus, are progressive. I'll put my progressive street cred up against anybody out there.

although I do confess that I have enough common good fucking sense to not say we need to abolish the Senate of the United States at least not in public now why does this matter well it matters because the activist base of the party is who does the damn work the activist base of the party are the people who get out and knock on doors and phone bank and staff party offices,

all on a volunteer basis. Nobody's getting paid. Maybe, I don't know. Maybe there's an internal polling that says that the Democratic Party already knows that since Weak, Rama Lama Ding Dong, has way more money than Amy Acton ever will. Leon Scum all by himself has thrown $5 million into a Weex campaign. Maybe they know they're toast and they just need a sacrificial Judas goat to blame.

Would Ohio be better with a Democratic governor? Maybe. That's a really strong maybe. Not because Democrat bad. but because it's a blood-red maggot state where the legislature is concerned. I have a sneaking suspicion. It's not quite as bad as West Virginia. But, well, the Democratic legislative caucus could probably meet in a check room and have room for the media. And with a legislature like that, I'm sure they have the same rules there in a hundred-shack room.

that they have anywhere in most of the other maggot states namely that a gubernatorial veto is worth precisely and this is a complex political term dick because it can be overridden by a mere majority so that means anything the governor vetoes all they have to do is hold the vote and the veto doesn't matter not two-thirds just a bare majority that's how it is in west virginia That's how it is in Kentucky Stan. It's how it is in Kansas Stan. And of course, the cry will go out, vote blue, no matter who. Yeah, it's infuriating. From Tom in Sunny San Rafael, Ohio. I think maybe in the case of the Ohio Democrats, it's better pronounced Duhaya. Ooh, Tom.

He shoots, he scores. Rommelama Ding-Dong. Duh. I wondered who would be next to get the duh after Flora Duh. Well, I think Tom has just sorted it out for us. Duhaya. Yeah, but I tell you what, those Amish and those Mennonites, they sure can't cook. Raisin.

Oh, I got some wonderful Ohio corn, Silver Queen up in Parkersburg. That stuff was so sweet you could eat it off the cob. Without even cooking it, you probably would want to, but the kernels were just like candy. Delicious. I made an absolutely fantastic pot of succotage with little new potatoes and fresh half-runner green beans and the aforementioned silver queen corn. Who-wee! Mighty good. But there they are. And to our family community congregation members in the buoys.

I state, my apologies, but Ohio has become Alabama without the good barbecue. And it's just so incredibly dumb and frustrating. Micah pointing out, they were invited. They were invited to be there. It's not like they showed up to crash the party, but as far as having a whipping girl or a whipping boy or a whipping envy.

You know, we are awfully handy for that. And quoting Aaron Reid of Aaron in the morning, Micah sent this along. She wrote, If this campaign loses, we will suffer under a Ramoswamy administration. But if we reward this campaign with victory, corporate Democrats at every level of government

across the nation will think themselves justified in replicating this unconscionable campaign philosophy. I don't know that she's entirely correct in that regard. At every level of government across the country, I think that's demonstrably untrue, not to be too much of a fan girl, but look at J.B. Pritzker in Illinois. He is unrelenting in his determination to protect every marginalized community.

And there are some other states that are almost as good, Washington, Oregon. I used to think California, but well, I've been given reason to be a little less sanguine there.

They're not on a jihad against trans people in New Mexico. It's a pity it's such a tiny handful of states, though. And Steve in New York pointing out, Ohio, without Columbus, it's Alabama. I'm very sad about that.

And, yeah, well, there's a lot to like about Columbus. I wonder how many people know that that's Ohio's biggest city, not Cleveland or Cincinnati. But, yeah, that may very well be true. And you have a right to be sad because I know you love your home state, Steve. It probably grieves you as much as, well, the Alabama of today, just as the Alabama of George Wallace in the schoolhouse doors. Not the Alabama I grew up in. The state was far from perfect, but was making attempts and making strides.

Don't worry, Micah, I won't. Don't blame Columbus. And from Cynthia in the Bay Area, if I were in Ohio, I don't think I would vote for. Why should I vote for someone who would not only throw me under the bus, but would back up over me a few times, too, trying to flatten out the bump. Meanwhile, I've seen some stuff over on the Ohio board saying, Well, we have to vote for Amy. We've got to vote blue no matter who, because We Wake is so bad, and We Wake is so bad,

and he will burn Ohio to the goddamn ground. It'll be as if Sherman came back from the grave and went, missed one, because Ohio is more closely aligned to the Confederacy now than it was even when the southern part of the state had a bad case of the Confederates back in 1862, 1863, etc. Jesus. I read a, I nerd out. This is just off to the side here, but I say it nerding out. I just like to learn things. His name is no longer bandied about, but he was a great writer. A man named Lefkado Hearn. Fascinating character.

Born in a, on a British-controlled Greek island called Lefkata. His background was Irish-ish, Irish enough that there's a memorial to him. But more than anyone else, in the latter part of the 19th century, He left Cady O'Hern wrote about a place that was a great mystery to the so-called Western world. Japan. He was apparently a brilliant linguist. He was fluent in English, French, Spanish, and Japanese. He became fluent.

and wrote some of the first books collecting the history and mythology of the Japanese people and he's actually revered in Japan no one knows him anymore here in this country but I thought about left Cady O'Hern when Steve said the only part of you know without Columbus Ohio is just Alabama

when, like I said, Lefcottio Hearn had a hell of life, but it's too, too complicated. But on our recommendation, when he arrived in the United States, it was recommended to him that he go immediately to Cincinnati, where he became a journalist of note and wrote a lot about the cultural milieu of Cincinnati but having grown up in Europe and having grown up without American racism

he fell in love with and married a black woman there in Ohio and it may have been a free state but it was by no means not a racist state especially not Cincinnati and he he

married at the age of 23 a woman named Althea Maddie Foley 1874 and she was a previously enslaved woman imagine that she's 23 years old

or 20 years old rather and she's previously enslaved that means she was born a slave in 1854 well they fell in love, they got married, and the Cincinnati Daily Inquirer fired left Cotty O'Hern

for having the temerity to marry a woman he loved because, as their excuse, it violated Ahaya's anti-misogination law. The same thing that was used in Virginia by the Lovings, or by that Commonwealth, to start to, attack the marriage of the Lovings of Loving versus Virginia, which struck down constitutionally as unconstitutional

anti-miscegenation laws across the country, and which is the reason that Clarence Pugues on the Coke Can Fappy Thomas was able to marry his white wife, Jin. But he, along the way, along the way, he documented the history of the Cincinnati area and the culture. But the marriage didn't last. He moved to New Orleans in 1877, and there his home on Cleveland Avenue in New Orleans is a national registered historic place. Because there he was also the first person to really document Louisiana culture.

And in fact, you could say that, Chef Paul Poudon, Emerald, even places like Antoine, you mean Antoine's of New Orleans? I don't mean Antoine's a flat bush. The great culinary traditions and cookbook publishing of New Orleans owe their existence to the very first Creole and New Orleans cookbook ever published author. by a man, 99.9% of America has never heard of, left Cady O'Hern. The 1885 book was called La Cuisine Creole. It was a collection of recipes from chefs and noteworthy Creole housewives. Then he went to the Caribbean for a while, eventually winding up in Japan.

and in fact he taught English at the fifth high middle school, which became eventually Kumamoto University, finished another book about Japan. He may have been the first European or westerner to become enraptured by martial arts. Because among other things, he wrote of judo. What Western brain could have elaborated this strange teaching, never to oppose force by force,

but only direct and utilize the power of attack, to overthrow the enemy solely through his own strength, to vanquish him solely by his own efforts. Surely none. The Western mind appears to work in straight lines, the Oriental, pardon the Oriental in wonderful curves and circles.

How about that? From Lefcadio Hearn to get over here! Finish him! And the headmaster at the fifth high middle school where he taught was none other than

Kano Jigoro who founded judo. Is that cool or what? But as to my thesis, well, I guess there's not a lot new about vicious vulgar bigotry in the Buckeye state. He's also known as Patrick Hearn. Thank you, Ralph. And again, he is memorialized on the Emerald Isle.

Isn't history wonderful? So I don't know what will come of Amy Acton in Ohio. But I feel comfortable saying that if she gets her ass handed to her, we probably know who will get blamed. The same people who got blamed in 2024. Micah commenting on the whole idea of vote blue no matter who says, no justice, no peace. If I can't live my life, let alone, why the fuck should I, should neoliberal right-wing Dems? Never mind, they've all but said they'll declare war on progress. before they'll ever support them.

Vote blue no matter who is dead. We didn't kill it. And adds an old but accurate joke in Michigan, Ohio is beneath us. You two states behave. It's not like Michigan doesn't have it. No. Remember, it was in Michigan where the maggots

threw a hissy early on in the COVID pandemic because they were mad at the governor because they wanted to go and mow their snow. We can't go to the hardware store and get our lawnmowers to mow our snow. Yeah. And we're in the third hour of the program, a goose egg still,

which is, which makes for a rough ending to the month. Rough indeed. But we do have $40 worth of challenges on the table, one from Ralps for 25 and one for 15 from Steve.

And if we would just meet those, it would be beyond helpful. Because this is just a work in people's program. We don't have great big money checks to cash.

Ed McMahon is long dead and never found his way to our door here. We are a community for the working day, to paraphrase Shakespeare. Oh, that's true. Micah says, now, now, don't forget the whole militia thing. Yeah, Micah adding, we had one of the most lethal terrorists in the U.S. before 9-11,

and they made the bomb plan right up the road from where my parents lived, Micah says. That would be the Murrah Federal Building bombing for anyone trying to sort that out. Yeah. And of course this is a conversation radio program. I much more enjoy it myself when I'm engaging in conversation as opposed to just sitting here fill a rockstering. Ooh, we've made it to 85 degrees in here.

It's a mite. It's a mite schvitzie. Thank you, anonymous friend. Ten out of the $15 of Steve's challenge has been met. So very much appreciated. So very much indeed. Thank you. And that way we are not a goose egg. I suppose we should check in with the ongoing soap opera of Todd Blanchie's nomination to be Attorney General of the United States. He was supposed to have his confirmation vote today in the Senate Committee on the Judiciary.

Mm-hmm. Funny how, though, when the maggots realize that they don't have the votes, they won't hold it. Rules for thee, but not for me. Because, as I mentioned yesterday, they don't have Tom Tillis, and they don't have John Cornholio, the jilted senator from Texas, and hell hath no fury, like a Texan maggot scorned. And so it was earlier today, right smack dab in the middle of an interview on the money power politics program on MS now. Ali Vitale caught up with Senator Cornholio and this transpired. ...plans to conform the settlement documents in the tax lawsuit to where the sworn testimony was in the hearing.

And I'd be satisfied with that. But I don't know. somebody somewhere, I don't know whether it's the White House or somebody works there or somebody works for the president is basically telling them don't agree to those terms. And so we're kind of back to square one. We're live right now on MS now. I think as you think just because it wasn't abundantly clear what Cornholio was talking about was the fact that somebody in the White House, and he apparently does not know who, is pushing back on the idea

that he wants a written guarantee that the slush fund is dead, that nitwit Nero can never touch the $1.776 billion and that the agreement that no member of the Trump family will ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, be investigated by the IRS.

You know, for someone, who isn't absolutely and utterly corrupt, that should be an easy-peasy. But somebody in the Trump whore or White House, you've got to wonder who the somebody is. Jared, maybe. Or Eric the Dumber? Or the traitor tot. No, they just won't do it because ultimately nitwit Niro wants to steal

the money and he wants to continue to cheat on his taxes. I think through what you need from DOJ on this, if they're not able to give you the narrower look at that IRS immunity deal, does that mean you're willing to vote no? I think I'm prepared to vote no, but I do think I owe it to my constituents and to Mr. Blanche to try to negotiate in good faith. and that's what we've been doing. And so we'll see where things are this morning and see where we go from here. Have you talked to the president?

No. Would a call from him help? Yeah, he could fix this in a minute. But I don't know whether who he's listening to or whether he's motivated to do that. So we'll see what happens. He was saying he thinks that this might be because you don't like him. You know, I voted with him 99.3% of the time. I had his boot in my mouth 99.3% of the time.

I even got to where I kind of like the taste of it. That has nothing to do with it. This is about making sure that even if you're the President of the United States, you don't get favorable terms from the government in a settlement of a lawsuit that ordinary citizens would not get, like protection from audits by the IRS into the foreseeable future. So I think this is about making sure that we maintain the integrity of our justice system and fairness for everybody involved. Appreciate you, Senator. Thank you.

So, Steph, I mean, you heard from Cornyn right there talking about where this thing stands. it doesn't sound like they are closer to getting a resolution. I mean, he talked about how... Yeah, we heard him. And of course, now, nitwit Niro, having been, you know, stared down to... Well, I'll just withdraw Todd's nomination until January, and I'll renominate him after those assholes are gone. Sounds like he knows that the Senate's going to stay in Republican hands. which is not exactly something that the bookies out at Harris in Reno might be willing to sign off on this early.

Meanwhile, where is Addison? But we get to ask that every day. But it's the 30th day of July, so that means we've got four more days before he can either die or resign. Oopsie. Micah says, okay, okay, I'm done. 24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the earth? Settle down, sister.

Settle down. Save it for November. And thank you again to our anonymous friend. And thank you so kindly. Oh my goodness, Cat in Ohio. Thank you. And thank you to non-billable Rick. Both challenges are met.

And so that takes us down to 19, 20. And lo and behold, Cat just took us down to 1820. so that's that's fantastic we're uh with that with that kindness that generosity we are down to only 320 away from only having this last week of ohio this last week of july to uh in in terms of a deficit thank you all so much thank you thank you thank you and i feel bad about beating on a high I like this, but God, I beat on my own home state. It's so funny, speaking of my home state, it's so funny because I told you the story about

Elliot Pritt, the man that I said back in 2023 that I would not trust around any child, trans or cis, who then turned out to be an absolute pedophile, a predile. editor of a little girls. Well, initially the maggots said, well, he'll have to stay on the ballot. And if only from an academic standpoint, I wanted, I wanted him to stay on the ballot, because I wanted to see how many maggots in that district in West Virginia

would still vote for a pedophile, because after all they voted for nitwit Niro and he's a pedophile. I wanted to see. But it's a real problem. And you want to know, I mean, you talk about pathetic. This is the Democratic Party of West Virginia. To the best of my knowledge, we didn't even field a candidate in that district. No one was willing to run because they just expected to be steamrolled by,

Elliot Pritt because he's a good Christian and he's a school teacher and all of the children, all of his students love him. Yeah. But the Secretary of State said, sorry, his name has to remain on the ballot. And now it turns out they're going to have a meeting to see if his name can be removed from the ballot because the maggots are having a shit hemorrhage. Not expecting y'all to remember every last little detail, but does anyone recall that I was, forced in my Democratic primary to run against a man who was dead and back then it was like, well, we're sorry, the ballots are already printed,

he's got to stay on the ballot. Ha! Durn this thing, huh? But anyway, back to Todd Blanchie. At 1115 this morning, Eastern Daylight Time, nitwit Nero took to trite

social and said, Todd Blanche is a star with the potential to be one of the greatest attorney generals of all time. Except for Cornyn and Tellus, both of whom I refuse to endorse and whose political careers have been ended by my action.

They're the ones who are blocking it. Well, this then caused John Cornholio, jilted maggot, who learned, like I said, learned to lap up the spittle 99.3% of the time and I guess loved the salty taste. By the way, did anybody see the picture? I know I can't be the only one.

The picture of that poor man sitting behind Nitwit Niro at Lindsay Graham's Memorial Service, who was bent over, looked like his eyes were watering, and might have been experiencing the dry heaves from how. having to sit within the miasma of nitwit Nero, it was comedy gold. And by the way, Ralph says, thanks everyone. Indeed, indeed. Thank you, Ralph. Thank you so much.

But anyway, having triped that, Cornholio ran over to X and posted his own experiment, saying, after Nitwit Niro said, I have no objection to temporarily withdrawing Todd's name if they do not do the right thing and putting him back after Cornynum Tillis are out of office. And Tillis himself, it said, I don't know who it is. I'm just trying to get them out of the way so we can get the president as AG. Cornholio, for his part, said, if this were just between me and Todd Blanche, we would have worked this out. You heard the clip.

But there's always a yet. last night Tom Tillis said What I've advised the chair And I would assume Senator Corny Said something similar is we're not prepared to vote Yes Yet

Yet Does Nitwit Nero Realize that if he pulls Blanchie's nomination That Blanchie becomes a dead man walking In terms of office That he can only be acting for so long Am I wrong about that?

But over the excrement on X, Cornholio said, POTUS is mistaken if he believes concerns about the provisions in his tax lawsuit settlement are limited to me and Senator Tillis. Well, isn't that bipartisan of him? How very by. Because, yeah, the concerns about the provisions in his tax lawsuit settlement also include the entire minority membership of the Senate. committee on the judiciary. But I don't necessarily think he meant the Democrats. He may have been signaling that there were

quieter members of the maggots on Senate judiciary who were feeling a little bit squishy about it all. Oh, and the World Cup may be over, but the drama isn't. Now, I think we've established here that outside the International Olympic Committee, there really isn't a more corrupt international organization than FIFA. And Gianni Infantino, who is just a pathetic toadie to-y-toe. to nitwit Nero.

He announced another plan, and this is a level of abject corruption that is, I'd like to say it's breathtaking, but it's entirely predictable. Johnny Infantino announced that he wants to engage in a private equity plan with Jared Kushner's, brother to the tune of $20 billion to run the World Cup.

You sleazy, greasy, smarmy, corrupt, all of those things. Yeah. Well, the minute he announced it, it blew up right in his face and good. Various governing bodies from around the world, and aviately said not just no, but oh, hell no. earlier today and this is serious earlier today

uh... dateline geneva from the associated press the uh... u e f a which is the european football association said uh... and and this is a quote they had an urgent online meeting of the fifty-five member nations of uh... european soccer UEFA and its national associations will not participate in FIFA competitions

if they go through with this sleazy deal. Come September 5th, FIFA is supposed to hold the women's under 20 World Cup in Poland, and thus far, only the four British federations are the only bidder to host the 2035, women's World Cup. That comes up on November 23rd. UEFA in its statement said some things are simply too important to sell. The FIFA World Cup belongs to football. It always will. And so long as Europe has a voice, it will never be for sale. Now, the offer came with a bribe.

$20 million to every one of the 211 global members of FIFA, as long as they bend the need to jerry. Jared Kushner's brother. Well, after UEFA said, not just no, but oh hell no, and we'll never come again, the 41 member Confederation of North Central American and Caribbean Association football, they got together and said, our members expressed deep concerns about the lack of due process surrounding the proposal.

Ooh, nice shot. especially since he's such buddies with the absolute enemy of due process, Infantino is. About the lack of due process surrounding the proposal, the artificially short deadline imposed, and the absence of any review or approval by the relevant FIFA governing bodies. And by the way, why do we need to sell the World Cup after the most profitable FIFA World Cup in history,

complete with hydration breaks, masquerading as advertising. And the whole damn filthy thing was done in secret because Infantino knows how damn dirty the deal was. But corruption doesn't mean much to him.

And then the dominoes kept falling. Oh, by the way, the new grift was supposed to be called FIFA Forward Enterprise, FFE, and it would be headed up by Joshua Kushner, Jared's brother, who runs a hedge fund. UEFA, for their part, said this is not merely a profound failure of leadership, but an abdication of FIFA's duty as the custodian of world football. And you want some even better news?

Let's see, the Asian Association said, fuck no. I guess maybe the United States might be the only one. Okay, we can do that. Johnny Infantino is facing re-election, and that re-election bid may now be in jeopardy. November 18th is the deadline for potential candidates to declare, and the election will be held among the 211 members in March, in Rabat, Morocco.

But the other footings, football officials. You know, they were born at night, not last night. And what they saw was Infantino quietly anticipating a really, really tasty bribe in which he would be declared maximum leader for life of FFE. And so the hashtag began circulating Infantine out. And like I said, Asia chimed in and they're usually fairly quiet. but the Asian Football Confederation President Sheikh Salman bin Ibrahim al-Khalifa

in a letter to the 46 members of Asian football said FIFA's unilateral actions appear to undermine the very foundations of continental football and even one of Infantino's buddies Sheikh Salman the aforementioned said such an initiative will not succeed without the support of all the confederations which is not the case now.

So, hmm. Gee, Johnny, I don't think you're going to be living on beans and rice anytime soon. But I really hope that this stings. Jesus, what a crook. Colin, thank you. Thank you so much, Colin. And we are further down the road toward, well, reaching,

getting four out of five weeks of July fully five. Let's see. So, where does that take us? $1,743. Thank you, Colin. Thank you. You guys just can't let it go, can you? I just got a note from Rye.

You know, Gen Alpha uses Ohio as a synonym for negative, if that means anything. Yes. Skivety Toilet, Ohio. I have no idea what it means. I'm just now figuring out what Riz means. I am so terminally unhip. Thank you.

FIFA's actions, Stephen New York points out, seem to screw everything they touch. Well, maybe that's because they continue to allow nasty little griftmongers like Johnny Infantino to run things. Once again, proof of wealth is not proof of intelligence. Oh, and we have a

Clarence Pubes on the Coke Can Faffy Thomas citing. I mentioned him a little bit ago. Nitwit Nero just can't quit Hillary Clinton. And I guess his lawyers think they're going to get paid. So what-eves. He has lost, lost, lost, lost, lost, and lost again in his

in truly insane effort to get Hillary Clinton for Rico. I mean, he's done nothing but lose. I think at one point of time his lawyers got

sanctioned. And so his pettifoggers were facing a hard deadline of August the 10th to file their petition for writ of certiorary before the Supreme Court

bless their pointy little heads they say well we just can't do that that's not enough time we have good cause for an extension so that we can sort out exceptionally important issues about a series of fundamental legal errors by the district court in the court of appeals

One of those serious, serious errors they claim is the fact that courts below have hammered these shitty pettifoggers with breathtaking sanctions. They wrote, The 11th Circuit concluded in error and without reaching the merits of the claims stated by the president

that each of those claims was filed after expiration. of the applicable statute of limitations and an award of more than a million dollars in sanctions was appropriate for the filing of the complaint. The lawyer in question, the lead lawyer, is a miserable little pettifogger named Alejandro Brito. He's accompanied by Richard C. Clue. He's the same pettifogger that brought the IRS lawsuit and wound up gildo. getting himself referred to the bar over that one. And the judge who sanctioned him there cited Trump v. Clinton repeatedly, over and over.

But I repeat myself. And the citations were to point out the bad faith pleading of nitwit Nero as a violation of federal rule of civil procedure 11, which is what allows a judge to impose sanctions. Judge Kathleen Williams in South Florida said, as was observed in another matter brought in this district, this case is part of Mr. Trump's pattern of misusing the courts to serve political purposes. And then another judge, U.S. District Judge Donald Middlebrooks,

he's the one who bounced the RICO case, said, Trump is the mastermind of strategic abuse of the judicial process. Judge Middlebrooks in a summary said that 31 individuals and organizations were summoned into court, forced to hire lawyers to defend against frivolous claims. The only common threat against them was Mr. Trump's animus, which is fancy legal talk for hatred. And the thing is, the 11th circle. didn't do dittily in terms of relieving them from the million dollars in sanctions.

And we haven't mentioned her in a while, but those million dollars in sanctions were levied against, among others, counsel for the parking garage, Alina, havinna, havinna, havinna, havinna. They were also leveled against nitwit Nero personally. The judge saying, this was a lawsuit that should never have been filed, which was completely frivolous, both factually and legally, which was brought in bad faith for an improper purpose. That's the greatest hits of Rule 11. Any one of those can get you wrong up, but, well, if it was a one-arm bandit, it would be, Bing, Bing, Bing, and instead of money pouring out, the machine would reach and yank money out of Avelina,

the Habana, Habana, Hobana, Hobana's pocket, and it went Nero. They've tried everything, these pathetic pettifoggers. They asked the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals for an en banc hearing of every member. And we're talking here about the 11th United States Circuit Court of Appeals, which is not exactly a hive of wild-eyed liberals. They sit in Atlanta. It comprises Georgia and Florida. Maybe South Carolina Stan.

Not sure. But they're all a bunch of whack-a-doodles. I think one member of the 11th United States Circuit Court of Appeals is... Alabama's in there, too. A judge who infamously... He claimed it wasn't him. Somebody put that up there. Had like a grinder profile of him looking for cute little twinks.

I wonder if he and Lynn's... Never. Mind, Roxanne. Oh, Jesus, I didn't even think about that. Shame on you, Camel Cardinal, Brother Deacon. Asa says re-A-G nominee. Forget about re-nominating Todd Blanchie in January. It's been a couple 18 months since the last go-round.

He should nominate Matt Gates again. Yeah, maybe he's been rehabiliterated. You just had to whisper that into the ear of the universe, didn't you, Camel Cardinal? No, it's just a sneeze. And from Jude, taking action. So often I hear from others that it makes no difference to call into specific congressional offices. Does it make no difference? Yet I come from the perspective no one ever knows their place in the universal flow.

No great accomplishment on my calling into Senator Cornyn and Tillis's office, voicing my gratitude in their standing to not move through Todd Blanchie. I stated, we are in dangerous times. in my almost 78 years there are moments when a simple gesture becomes a link where such staff are aware of ongoing calls tipping the brink who knows if one single call is received as wow we're getting so many calls does it make it no difference no time to waste be active even when one may feel inadequate our placement in history may shift that balancing precipice for the good hey why not only takes focus in a moment signed always Jude, thank you, Jude, for that. I'll never say that action is meaningless. I do know for a fact that offices on either side of the House

tend to discount calls coming from outside the jurisdiction because one fundamental reason. You can't vote for them. And that's the only downside. I mean, that's the only downside. But calling and sharing your thoughts? Sure, absolutely. If you really want to do, if you really want to do that, something like that,

I suggest not calling his office in, you know, Cornan's office in busted Knuckle, Texas or whatever, call his D.C. office. They're at the top of the food chain. From way of the illegal plumber and HVAC guy, Brozoo! What a day, what a full moon, what a retrograde. What a day.

so many stories, new tech online, be well. That's enigmatic wave. I have at some point, I'm sure at some point in time you'll flesh all of that out. Yeah, full moon. It's out there. A lot of smoke in the air and clouds and I was reminded of Nick Drake the other night because I looked up in the sky. It was almost full.

And oh, how pink the moon was. pink moon pink moon pink moon pink moon pink moon's gonna get you god i love that song and by the way all the business about uh nitwit nero's lawsuit against uh Hillary Clinton and she she must just be sitting up in Chappaqua giggling because it's she she was a good lawyer in her day and this is some this is some breathtakingly bad lawyering. So we've got a few minutes left in the program. Let's run over to the stress line and check in and see who we've got. Hey, welcome to the program.

Hold on here. I had to switch you off my speaker. This is Kurt up here in the upper Midwest. Yeah, hey, Kurt. How are you? Well, it's been hotter in hell up here. I can imagine. Yeah, we were yesterday.

we were 98 degrees and a heat index of 110. How bad was the smoke there when it was blowing through? Well, if it blows from the east, that's when we hit the smoke. But we've had more of a southern flow up here. And now today, we just got done having a severe, you know, thunderstorm here. We had a power outage here for about eight seconds. And then it went out. Yeah, then we got another power outage for about two minutes. And, but now we're, we're all back online here now. Well, we've got a rule of thumb here. If it blinks once and comes back,

maybe you'll be okay. If blinks twice and comes back, maybe you'll be okay. If it blinks three times, you're done. Oh, is that right? Oh, wow. Yeah. Literally, it's not third times the charm, third times the curse. Right, right. Now, where do you guys fit your power from? Appalachian Electric Power, a wholly owned subsidiary of American Electric Power.

And we are proudly coal-fried here in West Virginia. We're not going to have any of that commie solar or socialist wind power. no right right yeah you know it's crazy uh you know the western part of north dakota if we would uh switch to wind power well we could we could power power the whole country but uh but no one you know seems to want to want to try that effort but you know which is too bad because we get those uh you know they get the uh you know the winds that come off the rock piece, and then it blows all the way up to the western part of North Dakota. But, of course, no one wants to do that, you know.

Oh, no, that would be dumb to do something so smart. Right, right. Because, you know, back when he was your governor, well, Doug Bergum, he was a, he was a bona fide hydrocarbon man. Right. Right, right, exactly. That's exactly who he is. We've got our power from Canada here on the eastern part of North Dakota. We've got, you know, the same as Minnesota does, you know, from Ontario. So it's, yeah, I don't know why they don't want to try something new and a little more efficient.

But we've got to keep all the oil producers happy. Oh, of course. Yeah, and we got to keep that sludge sort of flowing through the pipeline. It doesn't flow so much as it oozes. It oozes, yes. And, of course, most of this oil here is sludge. You know, it's just garbage, sludge. So it's, and then it has to be,

you know, a refined and all that stuff, you know. So it's crazy. But I was just wondering, you know, I was going to answer the phone here, but I had you on my speakerphone and I was paying attention to something else I was doing here at the same time.

But I happened to listen to your podcast on Friday. Now, had I known, I would have called in and said, is this the Ruth Westheimer show? Oh, no. Oh, no. You know, do you remember that on the radio back of the day? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. But, you know, I thought about something, though, Roxanne. Before all the manness and all the craziness coming up now in November, now this is just a suggestion. I think you should do one month of sex talk. You know, you can do the news review for about 40 minutes. And then let's just jump into sex talk. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

No, let's don't say we didn't. I don't, I don't ever want that story to pop up again. No. But I thought it was kind of funny. Although you brought up something, though, I kind of, kind of interesting. I don't remember the gentleman that asked you, but

he wanted to know what asexual was. And of course that is a bit myth within the disability community. As if you know, we're not interested. Right.

You know? So well, I can tell you, for one, when I was a teenager in in my younger days, I was more than interested. Good night, everybody. Oh, dear. But I thought of that when you were talking that,

you know, the natural things of life. I'm right. Yeah. All I know is I'm not going in holler, dollar. I mean, dollar, dollar, Dollar tree, dollar tree. I don't want to. Yeah, dollar tree, right.

Right. Yeah, we have one of those here. I think it's on the east side, I think. Yeah, I think it's on the east side. But, no, I very seldom go into those sports. But now that was in the south, wasn't it? It was down in, the initial part of the story was down around Houston. Or Houston, yeah, yeah.

That's right. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, no, I remember you mentioning that. And then also, too, I just wanted to bring up, you also brought up Radio Shack one day or one night or something. Yeah. I was just going to tell you that, you know, they're still in business online. You can actually still order stuff, you know, from Radio Shack online. But it's a beautiful thing.

But they're very limited. Yeah, but the beautiful thing about Radio Shack was that you could just pop in, and they had any connector, they had any cable that you could possibly want. Oh, God, yes. Oh, most definitely. And exactly, I actually learned my electronics from Radio Shack. I always tell everybody, I went to Radio Shack University. Because remember they used to have those kits where you can make a radio.

all, you know, they'd have the circuit boards, and then you figure it all out. And I still have, and I still use it to this day, my old Radio Shack, sodering iron. I still have it. I bought that damn thing back in the 70s, Roxanne. Still works. You probably wouldn't be surprised to know that I still have my Radio Shack soldering iron here in the studio. Oh, do you? Wow.

Yeah, no, I still have it. Well, I may have to add you to the juvenile delinquent list, Kurt, because you've got to learn not to encourage these guys. Brother Deacon Asa said, I totally agree with Kurt. Sunday night sex talk with Dr. R.R.K. Hell, I'll produce it live. I think it'll be sensational. I'm not even kidding.

Yes. Right. And then still. And then Steve in New York said sex talk for a month. I vote yes for at least a week to try it out. But not everybody's on board where Verbo just said, please, no sex talk ever, unless you can deliver it in a humorous way. Well, yeah, certainly. Well, yeah, I mean, this is a family program.

We can pick it down below a, you know, in our own. rating, can't we? Don't talk about us keeping it below anything, okay? Well, not only that, but just think of No. Well, just think, though, Roxanne. Think of all the new listeners

you would get. And the money would be pouring in, you know, sex sells, my friend. It just comes rolling in. And not only that, you could probably build yourself a 50,000-watt blow-torchor. station right by the

horn mansion. Don't encourage me. Stop that. I mean, I had an idea years and years and years ago. I wanted to do an all-girls talk radio program called the ladies' room hot girl-on-girl action. And I figured it would

get at least some of the porn-brained men out there listening. And then they could find out that it was a progressive talk program among women just sitting around. you know, sitting around rapping. Well, certainly. Yeah.

Yeah, that would be interesting. No, it would not. No, no, no, it would not, Kurt. Don't even say out loud that it would be interesting. Oh, I think it would be fascinating. Yes. Oh, my God. This would be a right.

All right. You've been. All right, that's it. You're the fourth juvenile delinquents. It's done. Well, no, you're the fifth because I guess Billable Rick has an application in, too. Well, see, this thing's going to grow. You wait and see.

Well, you know, why didn't you use a little set during the ads on TV and radio? We got Brother Deakin. We got Jeremy in Vermont. We got the Colombian spy. We got Billable Rick with an application. And now, and now here, oh, God. We're going to have to have an initiation. Oh, dear, oh, dear.

No, the closest I ever wanted to get to any of that was the evening that Matt and San Francisco brought the house to its knee. Let's not say knees. But with my story of them's fake boobs, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a thousand times no. Oh, come on. You can't make me. Oh, my life, I said, be a sport. I'm not that, I'm not a sport. Oh, no.

Oh, dear, oh, dear. Well, I shouldn't have never brought it up. No, no, you should have because you've got, you've got the, you're, you're getting some support out there, Kurt. And there he is, Billable Rick. Good minds. You don't think of life. There's Billable Rick.

I like Kurt's idea. Bring it on, Roxanne. Yes, yes. Thank God we're close to the end of the program. Well, you can limit it to, like, maybe a half hour then. But we'll do it for a month. A half hour of what, Kurt? That's the problem.

I mean, I'd probably have to contact, I don't know. Maybe Victoria could provide me the guitar background, the bow-chika-wow-wow. You know, the... Right. Oh, no, no, no. Well, you could have the 70s porn music. You know, the bow-paw-wow. Yeah.

Wow, wow. Oh, God, the horror, the horror. I feel like Colonel Kurtz and the apocalypse now, now. Now, now. The horror. The horror. Never in a million years would I expect this from you, Kurt. Well, it was just a thought.

I'm deeply disturbed. I thought you were wholesome and upper Midwestern. Well, I am. I am wholesome in Midwestern. But we all got to, you know, we all got to do our thing, too, you know. It's part of the game. Oh, dear God. There's Billable.

Billable says Tracy Lords can be your first guest. Billable, get with the times. There's a million only fans' girls out there that are just itching for some... Well, I probably shouldn't say itching. For some radio exposure. Oh, I shouldn't say exposure. This is just getting worse by the second. Well, it was just a thought because I thought of it when I was listening to your podcast.

I feel sorry for anybody. Freddy on the front porch? Oh, my God. You've got to change that name to something else now. Oh, God. Well, Kurt, it's lovely to talk to you. I'm glad to know about you. You've still got your soldering iron, as do I.

I sure do. I still do. But we're at the end of the program, and, well, I'm going to have to go and, well, shower my brain with bleak. Think about it. What just think about it? Oh, my God. Well, I enjoy our, yes, well, I really enjoyed our visit. We'll talk again sometimes.

As always, and you use that phrase, and suddenly I've been time-traveled back to the Alan Stang report. I'm Alan Stang. Eisenhower was a commie. Think about it. Well, there you go. Well, you take care, everybody, and we'll talk again sometimes. All right, see you, Kurt. Oh, even in the quietest moments,

Reverbo said, please stop this direction. I'm begging you. Begging me? Talk to the juvenile delinquents, Reverbo. I didn't start this. Ooh! Boutickel, wow, wow. Well, that's the program, y'all, and thank you so much, anonymous friend.

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