Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 31 August 2026, Moran Monday
Episode Date: September 1, 2026Morans everywhere! Cankles Caligula sends the Pentagon scrambling after his dementia convinces him (and, of course, Natalie) that he attacked Khard Island. SCOTUS lets him keep building his ballroom. ...Laws? They don't need no stinkin' laws! Sammy Bad Breath Alito is as crooked as a dog's hind leg and it's all in print. A tale of two ICE abductions.
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Now, like I said, 1395, that's a tall order for one day.
But, well, fingers crossed.
Now, about that, yeah.
You remember a couple of weeks ago I was talking about learning about a new insect?
It's actually a glossy blue-black mud-dobber with like wings as long as its body.
And, well, I read about them and, you know, their favorite snack is Black Widow spiders.
And they also love to eat the young of other species of muddobbers.
and part of the article that I read said
they're not aggressive
oh yay
and so I was a little more kindly disposed toward them
I try not to be aggressive toward them either
but then came today
when I noticed one
crawling about in the
wrinkles of my bedspread
and then it decided to take flight
and you know I adopted the notion that well I'll leave it alone if it leaves me alone
uh-huh yeah and to be fair I'm the one who didn't leave it alone
apparently they like to wander around in a little close spaces and you know
if a big
well if a
big creature sits on a little
creature, the little creature is going to be like,
hey!
Which is exactly what the
little black, blue black
muddobber did.
It had decided
it wanted to rest its
little body
on my fluffy fluffy
pillow. I didn't notice.
I laid back.
And it said, hey!
Lummox!
Off of me!
And stung me through my top.
But it wasn't even an aggressive sting.
It wasn't one of those,
Neh, I hate you kind of tattoo gun stings.
It was, hey, let up!
And then I was like, oh, I think I just got stung.
I had.
And I sat up and
you remember the
bug's bunny cartoon
where he meets the vampire
and they get into a game of magic
and the vampire says
abracadabra I'm a bat
and
bugs says
abracapocus I'm a bat
and turns into a baseball bat
and smacks the shit out of the vampire bat
and then the vampire bat
kind of goes wobbling
flying away.
It, what, yeah.
That poor little muddobber.
That's what it looked like.
As it went flying away, it was like,
ah, it was like, you squished me.
So the long and the short of it is,
is that this may be,
there may be just a tiny little bit of,
Well, Wimbaugh Radio in the program this evening.
Yeah.
Because I had to take some Benadryl.
And I'm sensitive to that stuff.
I mean, it might as well be heroin.
And just, I kind of roused myself from sleep to come in to do the program.
Maybe shouldn't even be.
but I wanted to make sure we said our thank yous and everything.
And God knows there's plenty of stuff for the start of the week.
But I'm just a little loopy.
I'm sorry, a little muddobber.
I didn't mean to...
All liability is based on fault, not intent.
And I was the liable party here.
You could argue that maybe it should know better than to...
but it's got limited cerebral resources, that little muddobber.
So I'm afraid that blame has to land squarely on me.
And no, when I said Limbaugh radio, I don't mean we're at like, uh, uh, no.
We're not, you know.
I'm so wasted!
No, no, no, we're not there.
Just a little slow, I guess.
where to begin for this moran monday because lo in this mansion are many morans oh dear what's the juvenile delinquent got to say
not aggressive bedbugs kincade they're called bedbugs you using the little blue-black muddauber doesn't cleanse it from what it really is
you need to fumigate this here fine mansion i assure you it is not bedbugs because i'm
I'm actually terribly allergic to them.
I picked some up in a hotel in Wisconsin one year, and it was bad.
It was real bad.
No, this is a singular little.
I'm a dauber.
And it's not that little.
I mean, it's a good inch and a half long, it looked like.
But, yeah.
Like I said, where to start?
Gracious.
Is there a bigger dwee?
A true neo-maxy zoomed weebe dweeb in politics.
Is there a bigger one than jerk deluxe Vance?
The JD Egg, Jimmy Dick Bowman, whatever he's calling himself these days.
Because if there is, I haven't found him.
Yeah, there we are.
Abdul El-Said is proving himself to be an adept stinger in his own right.
He sank a barb into the J.D. Egg of epic qualities.
He zinged him during an appearance on his campaign in Michigan.
Mallory McMorros sitting right there by him.
And, well, let's just let Abdul El-Said speak for himself.
Who better to invite to Michigan to declare war on Michigan than Ohio, J.D. Vance.
You want to declare war on Michigan. Ask any Michigander. Who do you like better? Canada or Ohio?
I think all of us will tell you we're good with Canada. It's Ohio we got problems with.
Now, why would you invite J.D. Vance, except for maybe you've got advanced bromance.
I don't know.
Like, questions about J.D. Vance, they're a Legion.
We don't have more couches here than they have in Ohio.
So I'm just trying to figure out why he would come.
Nice, nice.
More couches in Ohio.
And this is just something that I've been noticing when Abdel L. Say it speaks.
Do you hear what I hear?
Because when I listen to Abdul El-Said,
I hear a little bit of Christopher walking in there.
And I got to say, it works.
Yes.
True story, says Micah, Ohio is beneath us.
This internecene rivalry.
but, well, it's geographically true.
But that's not all where the morality of the JD Ag is concerned.
Yeah, there we are.
It's just a brief clip.
C-SPAN picked it up.
And he was, it's just a, like I said, nine seconds.
clip. But in those nine seconds, we learn so much about Jimmy Dick or whatever names on his
birth certificate. With a guy who says that 9-11, we're about to celebrate the 25th year,
or commemorate the 25th year. Yeah, that's right. J.D. Vance celebrates 9-11. And that from a guy who's
criticizing another guy, the execrable
Hassan Piker,
who he claims
that was happy about 9-11.
Well, that was 25 years ago,
which means that Hassan Piker was what?
Eight?
I don't know how old that dude is.
But celebrate the 25th year.
Well, I guess you could make an argument
that the Republican
party and Maga did celebrate it. God knows their orange Jesus did.
Celebrating that even on the very day saying,
Now I've got the tallest building in Lower Manhattan.
Gross. But yeah, what a dirt bag.
And of course, Nitwit Nero is throwing a fit because he,
because Maggie Haberman wrote and others have as well that he is going to
to snub the 25th anniversary of 9-11 because no one will let him get up and grumble and bark and grunt into a microphone.
It's been that way since 2012.
Politicians don't get to yap at the 9-11 commemoration.
It is a memorial, plain and simple.
So he's going to the Pentagon instead.
yet right
Jesus these people
But Morans
Come in many stripes
The Pentagon
Got put in a bind
Because
And you got to figure
This was probably
Natalie
And oh he does hate
Having Natalie mentioned
No we don't want that
Either Natalie or Nitwit Niro
triped out an AI slop video
of the United States hitting hard island
which is of course a possession of Iran.
This occasion then, an all-hands-on deck moment
as the Pentagon scrambled to say,
no, no, we didn't hit their primary petroleum export facility
we didn't do that
and
yeah because the
the AI slop shows missiles
hitting massive oil storage tanks
and refineries going up in flames
and that it's all
shot from the perspective of a hovering helicopter
and then it says
Harg Island being blown to smithereens
President DJT
I don't even know if we have that many missiles
anymore.
Yeah, the
a Pentagon
spokes
critter had to run out
and say,
no, we didn't
target Harg Island
overnight.
We hit some things,
but it wasn't
Harg Island.
And the Iranians,
meanwhile, said
and this was
Hamid Buvard,
head of the
National Iranian Oil Company.
He said, the post is laughable, and conditions on Harg Island are calm and appropriate.
I mean, it's hard to say an island covered up in petroleum infrastructure is, you know, a vacation wonderland or a playground.
It's not.
He's so desperate.
He's so boxed in.
He's so overmatched.
Later today, he went back to Tripe Social.
I'm sure Natalie doing the typing, saying it,
Iran is officially a failed nation.
It's dead.
All caps.
They have no Navy.
They have no Air Force.
They have no currency.
They're not paying their soldiers or police.
Inflation is at 300%
and their leadership is in total disarray
and incapable of properly representing the country.
The only thing they have is fake news from the USA,
a willingness to kill their protesters,
now over 100,000 people did.
As if he cares.
We did attack an island,
L-A-R-A-K island,
which is in the Strait of Hormuz.
Not to be confused with the Welland Canal,
which is now Canada's Strait of Armoose.
Yeah.
And of course, in this Schrodinger's Iran War,
we're both winning it and losing it at the same time
we've definitely won the war he told Fox News TV on Sunday
I don't need a signature on a piece of paper
and then singled out the Democrats saying
they want our country to lose the war with Iran
which isn't going to happen because we're absolutely winning easily
that's why all those ships are going through the Straits of Formos
right yeah
And Iran, of course, shot back aiming at a couple of military bases in Jordan.
They managed to kill a couple of military personnel the last time they did that.
Of course, this government is not forthcoming when it comes to American casualties.
So they may have flattened that base.
But, Nehryl said, oh, it's the best base. It's the greatest base.
It's the basest of bases.
Yeah.
And because he, because, well, again, Warner Brothers, no more bullets, no more bullets, no more bullets.
We don't have a lot to hit them with anymore.
So naturally, Whiskey Pete, the DUI hire, said,
If we need to use kinetic strikes, we'll use them.
But economic pressure hurts them the most right now.
Does it?
Does it really?
then why wouldn't the economic pressure
worked when you started this stupid thing?
200 little Iranian schoolgirls might still be alive.
Yeah.
Which even in Iran
is preferable to being dead.
Yeah.
Yeah, moran's everywhere.
And now, Nitwit Niro is,
I guess you could say he's pulling a Tommy the tuber.
In Kentucky, nitwit nero lashed out of the community there who don't want a data center, nitwit nero, triping away.
Type, Natalie, type.
The only reason that communities throughout the USA should not want data centers is if they want to end up being backwards and poor.
If they want to be successful and rich with far lower taxes and jobs all over the place,
let data rain
and of course
it's communist not like
having a
vast annoying
nuisance of a data center
next right on top of you
yeah he said that
China could not be happy with this
anti-data center movement
if communities kill the golden goose
you'll only have yourselves to blame
and a maggot
real live no kidding maggot
state representative
Savannah Maddox of dry ridge.
She said,
We're not stupid for wanting to protect our rural
way of life. Is this really
a technology race with China, or is
an attempt to use government influence to line
certain people's pockets?
Well, now.
And she added that
in a conversation with
Kentucky Public Radio,
that
Nitwit Nero is tone deaf
in pushing for these damn things.
saying, messaging like that is going to get Republicans slaughtered in the midterms
because a lot of people who are rural living Americans in the heartland have questions,
maybe even concerns about data centers,
and to just act like those questions are not only invalid but stupid or possibly unpatriotic,
is not a great strategy.
Meanwhile, the maggot nerve center in Kentucky was curiously,
silent. A Democrat, on the other hand, Adam Moore of Lexington, who's been trying to get some realistic regulations for data centers, said Kentucky's Republican supermajority passed tax breaks to attract data centers.
Now they're party leaders calling Kentuckians backwards simply for having the audacity to voice concerns about how these massive projects will affect their communities.
Jesus.
Of all the things where we might have come together, who knew that this would.
be the one.
But
maggots don't want them.
Democrats don't want them.
Libertarians don't want
them. I mean, what is it?
70% of the American people
do not want them.
Another individual
who's organizing against
them, Dana Hanson,
said
rural communities are not
backwards and poor because we refuse to hand over
hundreds, if not thousands of acres of
farmland to data centers without asking the hard questions.
And Hanson is at the head of an organization called Kentucky Transparency Project,
saying, protecting our land, our resources, and our right to decide what happens in our own community is not a partisan issue.
We'll demand that accountability from Republicans, Democrats, developers, and presidents alike.
And apparently they cost money in Kentucky alone, a loss of,
more than $2 billion of sales tax revenue
if just one of four proposed
data centers. Only one is built.
Jesus.
The stupid.
It hurts us.
And by the way,
nitwit Nero
went nappy by again today.
He is his own sleeper cell.
Sorry, I apologize.
And from Christopher,
straight of our moment.
moose.
Roxanne, I'm going to have to make a citizen's arrest of yourself for attempted murder.
The poor put upon mama.
Happy Mondayhorn family.
Well, it's not mine.
I just stole that one, but poor moose.
Yeah.
And by the way, in terms of bringing down the number just a little bit from 1395,
there is a $25 challenge on the table, courtesy of Russia.
Routes, and, well, that would get us down to 1345.
Yeah, 1345.
And, yes, that would be the J.D. Vance Celebrating 9-11 Challenge.
Thank you, Ralphs.
Thank you so much.
Huh.
No, no, nitwit Niro.
Took another little nap today.
He was resting his eyes.
Yes.
And it was another one of his own press conferences.
Let's see how long this blink is.
Because remember we were told he was blinking one of the last times he went for a snooze.
Yeah, all his little lackeys and minions and licks spittles and bootlicks and toe sucks.
That is to say the cabinet were surrounding him and heaping praise upon him.
right
blood pressure diabetes
and all the ravages of obesity
because we've got prices
where they need to be
and we can go on and on but most favorite nation
pricing is on Trump RX.
And the whole time he's just
and Dr. Oz is right there
on top of him, babbling
babbling right behind him
and just
keeps asleep.
any day now.
Any day now.
If you follow epistemic crisis on social media,
he from time to time lists what the cause could be.
And the thing is, the list is growing longer.
Oh, and today, of course, our most puissant dread sovereign supreme Catholic
majesties looked around for a spine and finding none.
decided to let nitwit Nero go ahead with his ballroom.
The preservation group who was suing lost five to four.
And curiously, old balls and strikes joined the three intelligent women of the court
and wrote the dissent.
I wonder if he did that because he was tired of getting upbraided.
by those, well, mouthy women.
Roberts in his dissent said the court's conservative majority can't find the spine.
Oh, wait, no, that's Joyce Vance.
Can't find the spine to tell Trump know about the ballroom.
And John Roberts did say what nitwit Nero is doing is probably illegal.
and of course this is Machiavellian
ands justify the means decision-making,
if you can call it decision-making.
They know they have to keep their lips puckered up to his butt,
but they're trying to figure out a way where they can do it
without coming out with that orange stain around their mouths.
So this just means we're going to have to spend more money
tearing the goddamn thing down.
Because it's coming down. It's got to come down.
I can't imagine a president with any taste whatsoever
coming in there, and that is to say a Democrat,
would look at all that gaudy, tacky, well,
bawdy house decor and say,
oh, yeah, this is somewhere I want to invite heads of state for dinner.
I wonder if they'll get to have a genuine whorehouse piano in the corner for someone to tickle the ivories on.
And, well, at least one person was pointing in the direction I just mentioned.
Jamie Dupre, congressional reporter, said,
Scotis has green lights the concept that a president can do anything,
even if Congress never approved the project or funding for it.
And then said, imagine what a Democratic president could tear down.
rebuild without worrying about Congress.
Oh, yes.
Anything with Trump's name on it.
Jamie Dupree.
It's called Damatio Memorii.
And he is coming more and more unglued.
He's telling his FCC head, Brendan Carr,
that he wants Kristen Welker
to be given a fine or a time.
tongue lashing or something
because
she said that
and you know
it was true
she said that some
of his endorsements in these
primary races have
not gone exactly as
one might have planned
yeah
I'm trying to see if I can
no he
I want her punished
and of course
saying that
oh she's
And NBC responded saying that Kristen Welker is a fine, hard-working journalist.
Sure.
Jan, sure.
And I ran across something earlier and thought it might be handy to go over this just for all of our well-being, literally, our well-being.
This is the recall list.
This is all the stuff that we probably don't want to be eating right now.
Every one of these things has been recalled.
Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination.
Iceberg lettuce, cyclospora, diarrhea lettuce.
Shell eggs, salmonella contamination.
Mixed berries, possible E. coliolidididid.
E. coli. Pistachio nut butter, salmonella. Green powder supplements. Salmonella contamination. Halapeno containing dips, salsa and guacamole
products, salmonella contamination. Soup kits, Listeria. Salad dressing, salmonella. Granola, salmonella. Dog food,
salmonella. Halapeno peppers, salmonella. Pizza cheese, bread product, salmonella. Dried herring fish, botulism risk.
Oh, fun.
requiescent cheese listeria soft ricotta cheese listeria infant formula botulism
wof cottage cheese and ricotta listeria
organic moringa capsules and powder salmonella smoked whole herring
botulism inoki mustrooms
listeria i bought some of those recently they were delicious
No, apparently no ill effect.
Parmesan ranch seasoning.
Yeah, ranch dust.
Salmonella.
Cheese and garlic fritons.
Salmonella.
Tahini?
Salmonella.
Specialty beverages.
Salmonella.
Multiple green superfood supplements.
Salmonella.
Powdered beverage mixes, salmonella.
Infant formula, bacillus serraeus toxin.
potato chips.
Pork rinds.
Snack mixes.
Sour cream and onion cheese curds.
Salmonella.
Oh, please don't...
Oh, please.
Not Ellsworth Creamery.
Not Ellsworth Creamery, please.
Ah, coleslaw products.
Flavored popcorn seasoning.
Pita chips, chocolate bars, white cheddar seasoning.
Kippard Herring.
Botulism.
Peeled garlic.
Botulism.
Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli.
Brain tonic supplements, botulism.
Dried croaker fish.
Harmful bacteria and toxins.
Salmon products, Listeria.
Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria.
Chicken dog treats, salmonella.
Yellowfin tuna.
Clostridium botulinum contamination.
Organic chia seeds.
green superfood supplements
Wait, where are the stupid beets?
Tamales
Shrimpaste
Chocolate bars
This is the second entry for chocolate
Sea Moss
Gel Superfood
Botulism
Not so super is it
Cheese products
Generally
Potential Listeria contamination
Damn
Well cream of wheat wasn't in there
didn't see grits
that's helpful
yes sir e
definitely making America
great again
and bless J.B. Pritzker's heart
I still hope he runs for president
I know billionaire
this one looks like
yeah so was FDR
and if he's got
the FDR attitude
I welcome their hate
bring it on
effective immediately, courtesy of J.B. Prisker.
Trump Tower in Chicago is renamed to Natalie Tower.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, I hope nitwit Niro sees that.
Oh, and because we are out in front of the cultural outrages and whatnot much of the time,
don't wait, back up here.
Lee in New York. Dr. Oz is right on top
of him. Ruining dinner?
I suppose.
That's on your imagination, Lee.
It should shock no one, Jeremy, notes.
That Trump RX costs more than most
prescriptions with actual insurance.
Yeah, no surprise there. It's a Dodge.
And, you know, caveat amp tour.
and from Cynthia
says
I attended a local chapter
Sierra Club meeting on the AI
data centers planned are already under construction
in San Jose. Fuck.
We have 34 of the things.
Four already on the way.
Besides the power and water they consume, they also
emit low frequency 20 hertz sound
that will not only be annoying to the people
living near them, they'll also
disturb and harm wildlife in the vicinity.
Can you imagine what that sounds like to a poor little
Honey B. What is worse, our wonderful mayor, Matt Mayhan, is in bed with Peter Thiel on this and other shit,
apparently because good old Peter donated all this money to his failed humanitorial campaign.
And what's even worse, on top of worse, the public has not allowed any transparency on these centers in terms of any of the things we should know about them.
Yep.
They're trying to ram them down our throats here, but at the last city council meeting, hundreds of people showed up to speak out against them right here in Silicon.
Valley. We don't want the damn things either. Who does? Oh, easy answer. Goddamn billionaires.
And as to the food list I just read, the Camel Cardinal asks, wouldn't it be just easier for you to read and for us to listen to the list on non-recalled food at this point?
It's a shorter list for fuck's sake. It sure seems that way.
like I said
Cream of wheat
grits
ice cream sandwiches
nah that
Listeria probably
no sugar added fruit
popsicles maybe
it's frightful
oh Micah
gonna start it are you
the only reason they don't have
grits on the recall list is because you're not
supposed to eat it you're supposed to hang wallpaper with it
heathen
great good grids
grits are heavenly.
And of course, if you put it in a white dish and serve it at a white tablecloth restaurant
and call it polenta, people will pay $30 a bowl for it.
Ooh, that's furren.
Yeah.
And that's actually a good piece of advice, Cynthia.
Don't buy anything you aren't going to cook.
And even then, stay close to the bathroom, just in case.
Oh, yeah. Jesus.
Even a bowl of cereal in the morning is a goddamn gamble.
This existential crisis is getting annoying.
And, of course, yeah, I think we mentioned this Friday,
the don't be evil people, Google,
capitulated and changed Lake Ontario to Lake America
for American users, mind you.
I don't think it's worldwide, and I don't think they did it to Canada.
Canada might have something to say about that.
But MapQuest didn't knuckle under.
Lake Melanoma Epstein seems appropriate.
Cynthia says, I'm so sick of this shit I could scream, and I do.
Yeah, it seems like the screaming starts the first thing in the morning and ends.
Well, it doesn't even necessarily end when this program ends.
and Cynthia adds, by the way, we predicted all this contaminated food early on last year.
It was so predictable after all.
Yep, there's that small government.
The maggots and the Republicans have hooted about for all these years, and now they've got it.
And now it's, well, it's poisoning people.
No, but as to that, you know, the cultural outrages and whatnot,
the other night
when we were watching
TV together
Victoria showed me the new trailer for
Grand Theft Auto 6
and
it's
really really well made
within the scope of the
Grand Theft Auto
universe
in other words lots of gunfire
lots of criminality
etc.
Well, I saw a meme the other day
saying that
the cultural elites
are trying to mainstream
please don't hold this against me
it's just what it is
these are of course
you know, you're white supremacist in-cell types
and you know they're never
were supreme, but saying that they're trying to mainstream Hispanic street culture and convince
good white boys that Latinas are the beauty standard for the world.
And it's like, well, you know, there are some beautiful Hispanic women.
But no, apparently, uh, uh, grand theft auto says.
is going to make all the little Cheeto dust-covered white boys
suddenly start studying Spanish on Duolingo and calling everybody Mommy.
Which brings us to, well, Leon Scum, who declared,
I don't think I'll be playing GTA6.
I only played a bit of GTA 5 and it required shooting police officers to progress in the opening scene.
I just couldn't do it.
Really?
But you could kill a million children?
That wasn't a problem because they were a million brown children there, Leon Scum?
Yeah.
And in fact, an individual responding to him said,
Drug-addled billionaire says he can't bring himself to shoot people and make-believe crime.
game, but he'll cut off food and medicine leading to the deaths of millions in real life without a
moment's hesitation. Yeah, that's him. That's him. Oh, dear, we've started something.
Brother Deacon Asa, use it to paste wallpaper, seriously? Sounds like Micah had her one and only
bowl of grits. It's the same joint you had your one and only New York strip steak. The chef
couldn't cook to save his life. The proper southern bowl is shrimp and grits can change your life
forever. It's a slice of heaven.
Oh, and then there's the deep-fried cheese grits.
Woof, yeah.
Wonderful stuff, I'm telling you.
I've had a good, now, that way off.
I've had a good New York strip here and there.
I had one over at the local steakhouse across the river a few years ago,
and it was downright delicious.
But I do prefer a ribeye.
I just do.
I like the mark one.
And from Flavio, Bob's Red Mill,
hope you're settling into your new digs and got all your technology squared away, Flavio.
I buy Bob's Red Mill Yellow Corn Grits for Palenta at our local people's food co-op, the best.
Who pays 30 bucks for a plate of Paletta?
Seriously?
Sure.
Go to New York.
You know, it's not out of a U.S. foods truck or anything like that.
I tell you who else makes wonderful grits.
is Anson Mills.
I think they're out of South Carolina.
Heritage heirloom grits.
And they're special.
They're special.
And I got Bob's Red Mill
Tappioka flour and buckwheat flour
because I still have it in my head
that I'm going to try to make
my own homemade
buckwheat soba noodles.
I just haven't quite
worked up the courage yet.
Because apparently
it's a process and everything has to be
in perfect order
or else it doesn't
set up right and you
wind up with crumbly, yucky
knot soba noodles.
And from Jude, I just
ordered a Canadian flag to have
it fly free on my front porch pillar.
My parents and grandparents were Canadian
but the main statement is simply to support
the strength, respect, and positive guidance
from their leaders will send you a photo once it up once it's up good for you jude that's a nice
statement yeah i saw someone earlier today uh on the west virginia subreddit uh saying that they were
coming from toronto uh for a road trip to west virginia and were asking about the route
and the first thing i thought was why don't bring
Don't bring your Canadian dollars down here.
Go see somewhere wonderful and majestic in Canada.
Because God knows there's plenty of places.
But do not reward this country for our, or for the whore, I mean, White House's monumentally shitty behavior.
Don't.
And I wonder if all those hotels that cater to Canadians down in Florida,
They were in crisis a year ago.
I wonder what's happened since.
Don't blame me.
No, well, that's okay.
Yeah, we will.
Oh, that's interesting.
Lee in New York sent me a headline.
Crowds flock to New York City's smallest pizzeria in the trunk of a smart car.
Wow.
Hell's Kitchen.
Pizza Pod, NYC, a mobile micro-pizzeria.
operated entirely out of a two-seater vehicle.
He said, I just happened to have this smart car,
so I just kind of hooked it up, and so it worked.
Here we are.
Yeah.
He has many ovens and a generator,
and he can basically park on any corner.
I wonder if it's good.
I'm curious, you know,
great New York City pizza depends upon the oven.
and, you know, six, seven, eight hundred degrees.
I'll back to the stakes.
Cynthia just said, Costco sent me an email advertising bone-in rib-eye steaks.
Ooh, for 1799 a pound, prime cut.
I'm sure they're great, but way price of you right now for me.
Yeah, that might get you a steak, $18.
And remember, you're paying for the weight of the bone, too.
So there's that.
and the bone means less work for the butcher,
so actually that's a moneymaker.
And by the way,
Nittwit Niro I was mentioning earlier
about the hissy he threw over Iran earlier.
He's now declaring his desire for war crimes trials,
oh, I'm game!
As long as you're in the dock,
and that shitty little,
that shitty little drunk-ass
Pentagon ghoul
and
by the way
Joy and Ann Arbor sent this along to me
and I got to share
Joy said I was reading about the drunk
this morning, no self-awareness, no ability to read the room,
Cruz is the same,
also read an amusing thread about Marco being a Coke head,
a thread filled with commentary by former Coke users
saying he's published,
publicly displaying behaviors that they used to force themselves to keep in check.
And then someone called him a little narco.
A little narco.
And then this also, Joy, where do you find these wonderful things?
And this is a perfect example of our modern inability to differentiate, well, you know, facts.
from satire, fiction, fantasy,
and I mean, this is almost too good.
The fake news is saying we need the Canadian canals
that connect to Lake America.
Total lie.
We don't need their small, low-energy welland canal.
America built the Panama Canal.
We built the Suez Canal.
Incredible, beautiful, high- IQ canals.
I have officially instructed the Army Corps of Engineers
to build a much bigger, deeper,
wider and far more powerful canal bypass connecting
straight into Lake America. It's going to be magnificent.
And we're calling it after my stunning, beautiful wife, the Melania Canal.
Every American will be able to easily enter the Melania Canal
from both the front end and the backside for a very minimal fee.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Joy said, I thought it was absolutely real until I got to the words Melania Canal.
But God damn, this is the...
timeline in which we live.
Yeah, it is.
And it's crazy making.
Yeah, I know, Micah.
Same.
Visiting America, as far as the Canadians are concerned.
Fuck that.
Elbows up, y'all.
Yeah.
From Micah.
Who adds also, we can enter Melania's Canal from the front side and the backside.
Yeah.
But the thing is, I mean, it's got to.
be satire, but we're at a place in time
where you can never be entirely sure.
Because one of the things that comes with dementia,
you know, I saw it described this way.
With Alzheimer's, people just forget things and it's not replaced by anything.
With dementia, what disappears is often replaced by
comments and remarks made.
with the filter off.
And his filter is completely off.
So it's not a challenge to think that he could actually say something like that.
And back to John Roberts for a minute.
Old balls and strikes.
Who, well, he cut his teeth and formed his entire career on a desire to gut the Voting Rights Act
because I guess it was giving him a voting rights act was giving him a white sad.
And so he did write the dissent earlier today over the ballroom.
The president ordered the demolition of the east wing of the White House to make way for a new privately funded state ballroom in its place.
Construction of the ballroom has proceeded to pace for the better part of a year.
That construction is likely unlawful.
And citing the U.S. Code, it's illegal to construct any building or structure on any reservation,
Park or public grounds of the federal government
and the District of Columbia without express authority
of Congress. He added,
The ballroom is a building or structure
being erected on
federal park grounds,
President's Park,
in the District of Columbia, yet Congress has not passed
any law resembling express authority
for the executive's construction of it.
The thing is, this
is just setting up a, well, it's already
done this case is now moot
situation
because
lower courts
are still
handling the
matter
but by the time
all that
litigation is
accomplished
it'll already
be built
well
it's just too bad
it was illegal
but
well he's built it
now so we've just
got to live with it
and then of course
Nitwit Niro took a victory lap
with that
dementia
stance that he has
leaning out over the ends of his shoe tops.
He and Natalie went to tripe social, and she triped.
I'm pleased to report that the United States Supreme Court
is just ruled in favor of the ballroom military complex
being built without any further contingency doubt or threat.
We're living in the golden age of America,
and this building will be one of the greatest ever constructed in Washington, D.C.
When completed in the summer of 2028,
The magnificent ballroom and military complex will be something that the entire country is very proud of,
and the lawsuit the National Trust for Historic Preservation brought was baseless.
It's under budget and headed schedule, totally funded by great patriots and corporations,
and therefore is a gift at no cost of the American taxpayer.
He left the R out in grift.
It's a grift.
Meanwhile, another construction project of his,
continues to degrade and devolve.
Jim Acosta, formerly of CNN, went over to what used to be Twitter and posted video,
that he shot while a construction crew was tearing up entire chunks out of the reflecting pool.
That was today.
yesterday, Niro said, work is almost complete.
And Acosta in his video, well, made it plain that no, work was not almost complete.
All right, here I am, down at the reflecting pool, almost two months since July 4th.
Remember when Donald Trump and all the cabinet officials and all the National Park Service people were claiming that this was going to be a beautiful reflecting pool just in time for the July 4th celebration?
that it was going to be like a swimming pool or like the Caribbean,
and that this American flag or paint or liner that they put on the bottom of the reflecting pool
was going to transform this into this beautiful urban oasis.
You can see behind me that the reflecting pool is almost entirely empty.
Okay, take a look at this.
I've just been spotting the workers down here on the no-big contract for the reflecting pool.
They are ripping up chunks of the bottom of this reflecting pool and throwing them away.
obviously trying to clean up after their own shoddy work,
and not from vandals down here that they've been lying about over and over.
And look at the way they're trying to cover up what the workers are doing down here.
They have this giant black covering going up and down the reflecting pool.
So you can't really look at it and see what's going on unless you look through these little chairs
that they've created in the line.
Look at that.
Once again, folks, I'm down.
Good God.
The stupidity.
and you can see them
they're using a pressure washer
to loosen up the liner
and then they're just taking the liner and
pulling it and tugging it
and and
shredding it
off of the oh my god
oh I'm sorry Ralph
Ralph said you almost made me spit out my dinner
don't do that
I'm sorry
and from
George and Cors Gold John Roberts
what a jackass is the
Chief Justice Trump is only fulfilling the
unitary executive project that Roberts and the GOP have pursued for over 50 years.
Yeah.
They wanted it.
They yearned for it.
And they got it.
And the person they gave it to was the worst conceivable human being to whom it could have been given.
And by the way, we're approaching the halfway point of the program.
So far, I don't think I've done a whole lot of Benadryl radio.
but there's always the possibility.
I hope not.
But, no, almost to the halfway point of the program,
there's a $25 challenge out there.
If someone meets Ralps' J.D. Vance celebrates 9-11's 25th anniversary challenge,
then that'll get us down to 1345 to finish the month of August fully funded.
1345.
Fingers crossed.
And, okay, this is a weird story.
And yes, it's that topic, too.
It's one of those situations where you find yourself going,
oh, that's awful.
And at the same time going, yeah, but look who it's happening to.
A woman has been detained in Concord, New Hampshire.
by the ice goons.
Not a very good beginning, is it?
Let's make it worse.
A trans woman has been abducted by the ice goons and conquered New Hampshire.
Worse still, she has been incarcerated in an all-male prison, the horror.
Well, here's where it gets a little sketchy.
Her name is Alon.
A-L-O-N.
In her before time, she was, and bear in mind the usual statement from the ice goons,
that she was a criminal illegal alien.
But in her before time, she was a member of Unit 81 of the ID-S,
that is one of the most classified units in the entire Israeli military structure.
And their brief is technology for special operations by the Intelligence Directorate.
Things like exploding beepers that murder little children come to mind.
The Jerusalem Post said that, according to her lawyers,
she served in Unit 81 and then transitioned
and had senior engineering jobs at Amazon and Microsoft.
She's being denied medical care.
She likely needs our estrogen.
Horrible things happen when one's estrogen falls too low.
And back in 2024,
was arrested because she kidnapped a male acquaintance suspecting that he had put a date rape drug called GHB into her water bottle.
She is now doing a sentence of no less than two and no more than six years in state prison.
And now the ice goons say that they have swooped in and taken jurisdiction, if I understand this correctly.
she's got a criminal history of conviction
for criminal threat against a person
with a deadly weapon, kidnapping,
drug possession.
Yeah. Now, you'll notice
I have not misgendered her.
I will not do that.
A person can be an absolute piece of shit
like this woman is,
and I'm still not going to misgender her.
But as Ms. Micah just noted,
Well, my sympathy for her just dropped to nothing.
So I wonder if she was involved in any aspect of the Gaza genocide.
My sympathy is right there next to your sympathy.
But that's the problem.
They teach you that saying in law school, or at least they used to.
Hard cases make bad law.
Here we are.
She doesn't belong in a male.
prison.
She belongs in prison.
She does not deserve to be in a male prison,
where it is safe to say that she will be,
well, her life will be a living hell day in and day out,
and probably already is.
And if she is no longer able to produce her own hormones and
requires exogenous administration of hormones,
her bones will get downright chalky, extremely brittle.
And there's every reason in the world to think that the prison guards will use her as a reward
for other inmates who do as they're told.
Make of it what you will.
I won't misgender.
Caitlin Jenner, but she's still a piece of shit.
But I wonder now, and this is where it gets weird and sketchy,
I wonder if the ICE detention is a means whereby the Trump whore, I mean, White House,
can extricate her from the criminal process and send her home to Israel.
Remember months back?
The Israeli
Techbrough
who got busted in Vegas
or somewhere in Nevada
in a child sex trafficking sting
and the next thing you know
instead of facing criminal process in Nevada
he was on a plane back to dear old Israel
they tried her as a man
this israeli
and I don't know if that's
her chosen name or her dead name
brother deacon
IDF soldier it's even weirder
that the name she's chosen is a strictly masculine name in Hebrew
and it's not Alon by the way it's more like
Alon
okay Alon
this may all be dead naming
I think it mentioned that further in the article
but I've only got a screenshot of the first page
Well, that's a horror.
But then again, karma.
And by the way, I'm not the only one who mentioned that it was Natalie who probably posted the AI slop of the attack on Harg Island.
One guy, Phillips O'Brien, the University of St. Andrews said,
poor Natalie got confused between Harg Island and Lark Island.
Worshiping can be such exhausting business.
Ron Philip Kowski said,
Trump is winning the Iran War in the AI world Natalie Harp has created for him
and Marcy Wheeler
who does brilliant
national security analysis
asked how does the commander-in-chief post-Ai-Slob,
claiming to have blown to smithereens a sensitive island
when that's not what was struck at all?
What other key actions in this war is he entirely confused about?
Is the commander-in-chief even in charge?
If not, who is?
because what we did on Sunday was we hit La Rock Island, as noted earlier,
and a pair of rocket installations.
So, hmm, that's the thing.
Now any time you see his madness, you have to wonder if he has an accomplice in it.
And since I did bring up the story of that Israeli trans woman,
well, here's one that's far easier to sympathize with.
Her name is Chloe Shapiro.
She served her country, the United States, for 12 years in the military, and agreed to a voluntary separation from service when the crusade against trans people in the military began.
She did so on the understanding that she would be provided her severance pay per the contract.
that she signed.
Well, she was due $86,665.35.32 in severance.
She's only gotten $20,000 of that.
Months after she voluntarily separated from the service,
the government still owes her $66,000 in counting more than likely,
pre-judgment interest.
Well, because they did not provide her the money that she was due and owing, she wound up homeless.
Chloe Shapiro wound up homeless living in her Honda Accord or couch surfing.
She moved from Texas to Seattle as a refugee, and a couple of trans women let her stay in their
basement when she relocated.
The Washington Post, in its investigation of the matter, found at least 12 other trans veterans
who were separated from service upon promises of severance pay.
And then, because it's nitwit Nero's Defense Department, stiffed them too.
and now, you know, this is his typical strategy.
You make a promise to pay X amount and then you stiff them.
And after that, you make them litigate and settle for less.
Chloe Shapiro enlisted at 17 and served for 12 years as a combat engineer,
a non-commissioned officer in charge of training programs,
and she never came out until Joe Biden was president.
Her immediate supervisors were entirely supportive of her
because she was a good soldier.
Irony?
Well, nitwit Nero barked and grunted
that he was going to eliminate veterans' homelessness.
Instead, he created more.
You know, sometimes you just wish that hell was real
and that those little imps and demons were down there,
jumping up and down on the bellows of the furnace of perdition,
like a trampoline.
Get it hotter.
Get it hotter.
Oh, and this,
you knew he couldn't make him,
you knew he couldn't take himself out of the passing of Dolly Parton.
That initial outburst of basic human decency
he couldn't last.
And so in addition to the AI
slop of the attack on
Harg Island, he also
put out an AI slop of him
standing next to Dolly Parton.
Dolly never got within
a zip code or an area
code of Nitwit Niro.
And only in depth, only in death
could he
abuse her body
by making people think that they were buddies.
You know, stolen valor is a thing in the military.
He's notorious for it.
But so too is stolen decency.
And that's what he did.
Jesus.
Oh, and this, not that I think anyone in the Horn family community congregation
is likely to avail themselves of such a substance.
but an institute in the Hague in the Netherlands,
they're a drug addiction and mental health institute,
they issued a warning on Friday, Global.
The outfit is the Trimbos Institute,
and they noted that they're seeing in illicit drug traffic
potentially lethal doses of something being sold as ecstasy.
The way they found this out, the Trimbo's Institute has a program
whereby drug users can safely turn in drugs to have them tested to see if they're safe for use.
It's a matter of harm reduction.
and they warned absolutely do not use these pills.
It's not ecstasy.
It is, in fact, a chemical called PMMA, paramehthymethamphetamine,
chemically similar to MDMA, which is ecstasy.
But it acts more slowly, the PMMA does,
and can make people think that they didn't take enough of a dose and they take it again
and they take another dose and the next thing you know they're in terrible trouble.
So the Trimbos Institute put up a red alert on their website and social media.
Here's the thing.
The front of the pills are in the shape of Donald Trump's face.
and on the back of the pill there's a scoring line
and above the line it says NL
below the line it says Trump
it's tempting to think well you know
if you're dumb enough to take a pill that looks like Donald Trump
you probably know what you're in for
interestingly it's not the first time it's happened
back in 2017 German police seized
thousands of
orange
Trump
shaped pills.
And it is, it's really curious.
Somebody has to be,
somebody has to manufacture these dyes
of Trump's face. I mean, do you just order that through
Alibaba or
Timu? I mean, they're pill size.
You know, it's not like it's a
it's not like it's a muffin tin or an
ice cube tray. And in the Netherlands, I
I mean, it's a real problem.
In the Netherlands, according to the government's report in 2024,
550,000 people took MDMA.
So if you've got a buddy who's into ecstasy,
because, you know, if it's there, it's here, that's almost a certainty.
And from Jude, what one can do in their own city?
Jude says,
I met with director of AIDNW, an advocacy group that supports our immigrants being held at the Northwest Processing Facility down on Tacoma's Tide Flats.
1,500 plus are being held there.
It's run by the Geo Group and ICE.
They need to do a background check on me and we'll have a second interview.
If it all works out, I'll be provided access into this huge cement compound surrounded by barbed wire being allowed to meet one-to-one with an end.
immigrant being held there.
I've been standing outside this place of pain and duress for several years with the boots
and the possibility of being allowed to go beyond the barbed wire that surrounds it.
There's something about being of service for others.
Stay strong.
Even in the midst.
This is my focus, dear friends.
And that focus is, well, your compassion and your empathy seem almost boundless, Jude.
lives are better for your being in it.
I mentioned the shenanigans of Whiskey Pete Kegbreath earlier and the outright evil.
Well, another Pentagon staffer has bailed out.
He has not gotten along at all well with Whiskey Pete.
This one is Secretary Dan Driscoll, and he submitted his resignation to Nitwit Niro.
He'll be gone in a few days, according to the Wall Street Journal.
uh, secretary of the army. And he has been engaged in a, well, basically a war of words with the DUI
hire because you see, a petty, a petty little shithead like Whiskey Pete will, we'll work out
of vendetta. And he is still mad at the army for pointing out that he was a threat to the life of, uh,
President Joe Biden,
Vice President Joe Biden.
And so there's
he fired,
Whiskey Pete fired
an ally of Driscoll's
General Randy George.
And that leaves General Christopher
LeNave
as acting chief,
acting secretary,
and doing Randy George's job too.
And then the weird part
what's Whiskey Pete doing campaigning in Iowa?
Yeah, he visited Iowa in his private capacity.
Why?
Well, apparently because his wife has told him that he has that presidential timber.
What a horror.
And then there was, because it's more in Monday,
there was an article I read today,
I can't remember which publication it was,
but it was absolutely chock-a-block with
pearl clutching and hand-wringing.
The author thought
him or herself cute. I can't remember.
Saying that
J.D. Vance
is almost universally
unlike in this country. He has no
political riz as the hip kids say.
No social or cultural
riz.
But the author said, fortunately for the JD egg, he has a massive national operation out there to make him more palatable.
And then the author said, and that organization is the Democratic Party, whom he says should be measuring the drapes for 2029 because beating J.D. Vance should be no big deal, but said that because the Democrats are out there,
being having all their funds spoiled by those crazy democratic socialists who want people to have health care when they're sick.
Well, health care to keep them from being sick.
Well, here we are, because the Democratic socialists are going to get J.D. Vance elected.
And then went through the usual litany of Zoran Mandani Brugga Bruga.
Abdul L. Say it, Bruga, Bruga, AOC, Bruga. The article went on to say that she is a formidable, a formidable potential candidate for president in 2028.
I can't imagine. I mean, maybe, maybe, maybe.
But, yeah. And then, well, just Democratic Socialist, Democratic Socialist, Bruga, Bruga, Bruga, Bruga.
and and and you know then of course the obligatory paragraph for 16 about hassan
chopiker
uh it and that somehow hasan piker has been made the de facto mascot of the democratic party
oh god oh and another horror story out of ice this comes
from Kansas City
oh wait pills that look
like Trump Lee in New York says
obviously not going to deliver as
promised available for a large donation
to be replaced by a better looking
pill never know what will
happen next
that is
disturbingly
accurately
this next story is about a young
woman named
Kasserina Bartko
she has been abducted by ice
and is in an ice concentration camp
in Kansas, or near Kansas City.
She's at the Leavenworth Ice Detention Center.
And she is in extremely fragile health
through no fault of her own.
She's from Belarus.
She is an asylum seeker.
And back in her early 20s,
she had thyroid cancer
which meant that her thyroid and her parathyroid
had to be
removed surgically
so she requires
and she's a cis woman
just making sure we're clear about that
she requires
hormone replacement therapy
to replace the
hormones that the thyroid
no longer produces
among other things
I mean, she's trained, she's educated,
she's got a degree in civil engineering and law from Belarus.
And she fled her country in protest
and to avoid political persecution
because she opposes the Ukrainian,
the invasion of Ukraine by mother Russia.
She was abducted in Miami
on a low-level bullshit,
at charge.
But I swooped in and abducted her and sent her to Leavenworth.
And now she lives in fear on multiple levels.
She is being denied the life-saving hormones that she requires.
She has terrible, terrible pain in her throat, spasms in her throat that make her
almost unable to speak.
Her partner,
Dmitry Shishov,
tries to speak with her as often as they can.
She calls just to tell him that she's still alive and alert.
And Dmitri Shishov says he's terrified
because at any moment she could go into a
mixed edema coma because of hormone deficiency
and never regain consciousness.
She has been in the ice concentration camp for 12 weeks,
and like I said, she's been denied access to her medication.
They denied it to her in Florida.
She had to be hospitalized three times in four days
from June the 6th to June the 9th in that Florida shithole.
And then they tried to get her out of sight and out of mind
by sending her off to Leavenworth,
which they call the Midwest Regional Reception Center.
It's run by another one of these for-profit prison industrial complex monstrosity corporations,
in this case, Corp.
She has not seen an endocrinologist or any other outside physician,
and the ICE goons even admitted that in court filings.
Instead, the for-profit prison company says she's being a ten-time.
to by medical staff, which is to say not being attended to at all.
She had a referral to an endocrinologist when she left the shit hole in Florida.
Deportation officer Aaron Wendler.
Good God, what's he going to say to his kids or grandkids someday?
Of course, Civics medical staff has determined that petitioners' off-site consultations are routine,
not an emergency or urgent.
based on our policy,
off-site consultation should be performed within 12 weeks.
And they say that she's had proper care
within the walls of what
the article from the Kansas City Star describes.
Similar to what Jude said just a few minutes ago,
a concrete fortress that has 500 immigrant abductees in it.
In the two months since she was moved
to the Leavenworth shithole,
her thyroid levels, thyroid stimulating hormone, TSAH.
Even the core civic concentration camp operators
acknowledged that her TSA levels were well outside the normal range
and had nearly doubled since her last blood draw a month earlier.
And that kind of a level happens as the star notes
when the body starts trying to create hormones from places that can no longer create it.
Her thyroid stimulating hormone levels are 30 times the healthy upper limit.
One physician, Sarah Raza, with physicians for human rights, said her hormones have been,
I mean, it's an understatement to say extremely poorly regulated.
It's obvious if we just objectively look at the blood work.
Core Civics, however, said,
Well, because of HIPAA, we can't discuss her case.
And they won't address the fact that her medication was confiscated,
withheld for nearly two weeks.
But this little fascist functionary, Ryan Guston,
said,
I can share that the individual you asked about
as being regularly monitored by facility medical staff with all known medical issues being addressed.
But Dr. Raza says, I've seen these lab results.
It's a matter of severe, overt, biochemical hypothyroidism.
I would worry about neglect because she's having multiple hospitalizations,
multiple blood works that are showing she's not being adequately treated with medications for this,
and that with every passing day, she becomes more likely to slip into a myxedema coma.
If you do develop mixed edema coma,
that's a serious significant percentage of those patients who unfortunately don't make it.
And it can only be diagnosed in a clinical setting,
not in a concrete fortress concentration camp shithole.
Mortality runs between 25% and 60% for people in mixed edema coma.
And Dr. or her partner, Dimitri Shishov, said,
people with those symptoms with those conditions they're not screaming for help
she'll just not wake up in the morning or her throat will spasm so hard she cannot say a word
it will be silent just the way the ice goons like it right
yeah her partner she Shaw described why she left Belarus
she spoke about the Ukraine more loudly and she decided it would be safer for her to leave the country
because there were already rumors that she might be a person of interest.
She entered the U.S. on an F-1 student visa in March 22.
Eventually she made it to the University of California, San Diego, to study English.
Remember, she already had a degree in engineering and another degree in law.
And she got out just in time because a bunch of her friends were swept up later
in a purge run by Alexander Lucas Schia.
the president of Belarus,
agents even went to her home saying
where's she gone and when she coming back
well she was here on a student visa
and she applied for asylum
if she was sent back it would be a death
sentence
but we do that now
we do
effective death sentences
sending people back
whether it's dumping them in
Ghana or
Togo or
Guatemala
South Sudan
Rwanda.
We do that now.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Writing to the court,
Dmitri Shishov said,
she's everything good that a person can be,
thoughtful, devoted, and full of warmth
toward the people around her.
Because he yet maintains hope
that they can build a life in America together.
It's a horrifying story.
Her English is not great.
And of course,
CoreCivic, well, that
providing translation services
costs money.
And CoreCivic does not,
Corpic's corporate C-suite class
doesn't get filthy fucking rich
providing translation services
to people who
many of them
do not have a great command
of the English language.
Mr. Shishov said that
the staff have been
not just negligent,
but indifferent to the
suffering of the woman he loves.
She has to have a daily calcium dose.
They have to be properly timed so that they don't interfere with her hormone medication,
among other things.
At first, she was allowed to administer her hormone medication.
It's called livothoroxine.
She was able to keep it and self-administer, but they came and stole it from her on June the 23rd,
withheld it until July 10th
and then Corr Civic staff took over
administering it
she tried to tell them she was having chest pains
dizziness blurry vision
what did Corpic respond
no medical intervention required at this time
detainee stable no acute distress noted
and one idiot there
conducted an interview with no translator
and turned around and said that she claimed
that she was allergic to levitroxine,
which she's been using
for 12 years to manage her symptoms.
Dr. Raza
said, I've now been provided additional information,
but a facility record states that
levothoroxin and calcium
were not administered because Ms. Bartko reportedly
identified herself as allergic to both.
Her signature does not appear on that notation,
and the notation conflicts with multiple prior medical records,
and continuous use and tolerance of both therapies.
An allergy to calcium itself is not a medically coherent basis for withholding all calcium replacement.
And, of course, they don't know anything about the administration of this medication.
One has to be taken with food.
The other has to be taken on an empty stomach.
The calcium you take with food, the levothoroxine you take on an empty stomach.
She asked the nurse to bring back the levothoroxine in about an hour.
And so the idiot with Corp Civic said,
Refusal to accept medical treatment.
She said, I'm not refusing medications.
I want to take them correctly and safely.
Yeah, the tic-tac charges,
the charge that she went down for in Miami was simple assault.
The state abandoned the case,
said there was no there there.
But the ice goons were waiting and put a detainer on her.
and she was
allowed to be abducted by the goons
in early June.
Another one of these people that you wonder
what are they going to look back at their lives
and think Robert Hughes the second,
a DHS spokescriep in an email said
since Florida cooperates,
this criminal illegal alien was turned over to ICE.
But even ICE itself says they're not holding her on any
criminal charges.
There's strictly civil charges related to her immigration status.
They filed her asylum.
She and Mr. Shishov filed her asylum application before her student visa even expired back in March of 2020.
Now, we've already talked about the fact she cannot go back to Belarus.
But on July 22nd, an immigration judge denied her bond saying she was a flight risk.
To where?
I mean, anywhere but here, really.
How do we eventually make these people, these monsters?
Robert Dickhead the second or whatever.
How do we hold them accountable?
What does accountability look like?
I don't know.
But God, we'd better figure it out.
Just me spitballing.
Clarence says, it's hard not to think that D.D.
The J.T. is involved in the narco-trafficking trade.
The amount of money moved around in that evil environment is mind-boggling.
I can't imagine him not getting some of that cash, just spitballing.
Yeah.
No, I'll be surprised if he doesn't, if he finds out about this and doesn't put out a statement saying,
I demand to be paid for the use of my likeness.
Trump brand counterfeit drugs is a great idea, but I want to wet my beak.
When we take over, Cynthia says, I say we deport Trump, Stephen Miller, the ice goons,
et al to Iran and tell Iran to have their way with them.
We don't want any of them back.
Wouldn't that be lovely?
Stephen Miller would do great.
Evil little piss-hant.
Randy Radar pointing out, they can use a damned iPhone to do translation services.
Yeah, but that costs money too, Randy.
And they're not in the money-spending business.
They're in the money-making business.
That's why it's a for-profit prison.
It's exhausting. I know.
Truly is.
And, you know, it's not going to get better any time soon.
What's that Churchill quote?
It's not the beginning of the end, but at least it's the end of the beginning.
That's if we take the Congress in November.
And Ralph's just sent this along from the Independent.
Ah, Jesus.
Headline, Trump demands all Canadian companies doing
business with the U.S. moved to America
immediately. Oh, fuck off.
I mean, maybe
Doug Ford will say that. Oh, fuck off.
Their headquarters
have to be in... What?
Natalie typed for him.
Let all Canadian companies
that are doing business with America move to the
United States immediately. Many of them were
companies that moved out years ago due to the stupid
U.S. leadership. When you move back,
there are no tariffs. I don't
want Canadian cars. I don't want Canadian parts.
I don't know a Canadian anything.
They've been ripping us up for decades and it's going to stop.
Motherfucker, they will come down and burn that tacky ballroom to the ground.
They've done it before.
Speaking on this week yesterday,
Doug Ford said,
everyone's feeling bullied by Trump and this is the worst thing you could do for the American economy.
I just don't see the purpose.
It's absolutely backwards.
It's like something out of Saturday Night Live.
No one's going to call it Lake America.
and
Wob Kenyu, the premier in Manitoba, said
I think Donald Trump is very weak.
I think America is weaker around the world today than it was a year ago.
Well, that's fucking true.
And weaker than two and a half years, or two years ago.
He's about to get slaughtered in the midterms,
and the cost of living is the number one issue,
and he's completely out of touch with the cost of living of Americans.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, U.S. trade representative Jameson Greer,
God, what are you going to, what is, you know, it's just,
what are you going to be thinking about in the nursing home, Jameson, if you're able to think?
Jameson Greer said, if there's further retaliation from the Canadian side,
we, of course, we're not going to just sit down and take that.
Our view is don't retaliate.
I know how people are feeling in Canada and what they think.
So, you know, it's unfortunate, but it is what it is.
and we have our own trade policy,
and we'll proceed with it in the way that's best for the United States.
No, you won't.
You're proceeding with it in the way that's best for Donald Trump,
and it's not even best for Donald Trump.
He's an idiot.
And none of you have the guts to confront him.
Not one.
Trump's edicts.
Oh, my God, George and Corsoe.
And from now on, all people...
And from now on...
Because, yeah, you want this with the stupid voice, right?
And from now on, all people must wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes.
Yeah, I know.
And then America will be great.
Oh, Colin, thank you. Thank you so much.
Ralph's J.D. Vance celebrates 9-11 challenge has been met and a little bit more, so we're down to 1335.
And we're not a goose egg.
Thank you so much.
So that basically is Tuesday to today, not quite part of Tuesday is funded.
$165 of Tuesday is funded.
So thank you so much.
Thank you.
And it's one, you know, George, that was funny.
But it's one thing after another.
After eons of, well, everything about him feels like an eon.
Gas prices going wild.
We're about to move into a toilet paper crisis thanks to his stupid trade war.
Even bless their little hearts over at leopards eating people's faces.
I saw a reel of some.
uh,
puzzle gutted,
murkin farmer,
talking about how,
I don't understand how all of a sudden,
when I'm,
uh,
when,
when I'm just out here trying to,
trying to take care of my beef herd,
I don't understand how all of a sudden,
uh,
uh,
people want to be mean to me because of how I voted.
Really,
Cleetus?
You don't understand that?
Well,
now.
And Ralph says,
thanks,
Colin.
Thank you.
They,
they,
they,
I mean, I was just voting for the guy because, you know, he hates brown people, and I hate brown people, and he hates the queers, and I hate the queers, and I just wanted to vote for somebody that represented my interests.
I didn't know he hated cattle farmers, too.
And now you know.
But lo and behold, with everything going on, well, the Spirekeets decided to scream about Hollywood.
But not the way he usually screams.
about Hollywood. He wants Congress
to save Hollywood?
I just had a great and very interesting meeting with my Hollywood
ambassador and movie legend John Voigt.
He's a fantastic man who loves our country and feels strongly
about the motion picture and television industry. He hates what's
happened to it. It's being dissipated in its entirety.
Yeah, Natalie definitely typed.
this. It has moved to Canada
and other countries with very
little working being done anymore in the
United States. Hollywood is a
complete and total disaster
despite the name it's getting very little
work.
What does that even mean? Despite the name
it's getting very little work? Is it work he would?
There's no
incentive to be there and it's hurting California
very badly. Like he cares what
happens to California if the entire state
split into the sea. No, hey, love
you. Love California.
Even that little mud-dobber that stung me earlier today,
part of its name is Californicus.
No, really.
There's no incentive to be there, and it's hurt in California very badly.
John and many others in the industry,
unhireable maggots, James Woods,
are suggesting we do federal tax incentives
to make our movie and television production business great again,
perhaps greater than ever before.
The amount of money spent on tax incentives will be made up tenfold by the money pouring into the Treasury's coffers.
There's always all this money pouring in.
Except it never does.
Meetings are being set up with the leaders of both parties in order to get this done.
It should be bipartisan, especially since so much money is being lost in California and other largely blue states.
I'm going to suggest that Republicans and Democrats get together
and immediately craft legislation to save the movie television and entertainment business in America.
Congress should approve immediately a federal production incentive to create entertainment jobs in America.
It can be done quickly, accurately, efficiently, and importantly will benefit all of America.
What we watch on the silver screen should be made in what was once the movie and motion picture capital of the world.
Let's get this done, President Donald J. Trump.
Anything!
Anything!
To stop having to hear about Jeffrey Epstein and Iran.
and gas prices and toxic blueberries and dead measles victims because that's a thing too
two dead of measles in Pennsylvania and apparently that caused uh oh what's that ralps
John Voight lives in Beverly Hills
I'm sure
Nit Whitneyero thinks he lives right next to
Jed and Granny and
Jethro and Ellie Mae
An old Duke
Ambassador to Hollywood
Lee asked did it leave
Did it leave the country? Can we do that too?
Your humble hostess can't
She can't get a passport
But yeah
Whalehead dead bear brainworm
lamprey, raccoon penis brain warm lamprey,
threw a hissy over the measles deaths.
One of the two was a newborn.
And once the news broke,
well,
Bobo the clown
went on an anti-vaccine
tirade on social media.
It was a big deal because these are the first measles deaths
in Pennsylvania.
Pennsylvania since, well, in 35 years.
And, well, Pennsylvania has at least 400 confirmed measles cases.
In the U.S., we have the highest total since 1991.
2,800 cases of measles so far this year.
And, hey, we've got four more months to add to that number.
And of course, the deaths were unvaccinated individuals from Lancaster County.
But as of this past Wednesday, yet one of them was a newborn.
And, well, whalehead dead bear raccoon penis brainworm lamprey ran over to X and posted an excrement,
shrieking about the MMR vaccine
and then he decided to attack
Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro
and then because you have to do this
if you remember the maggot administration
he said that the national declines in vaccination rates
were that's right Biden's fault
and then because
going for full tilt crazy
he excremented
the deaths may even have been altogether fabricated
by one of the governor's hopeful staffers
good god
the little newborn
was tested positive for measles
and shortly after birth died of a ruptured spleen
and tried to make it
then tried to say that
the pathologist didn't feel
It was related to measles.
The only problem is there are actual real live, honest to goodness doctors still out there.
And, well, the measles virus is known to cause splenomegaly at birth and rupture.
I don't think we're going to get that herd immunity, Bobby wants.
And then, as to measles outbreaks, generally speaking, yeah,
the presumably recovering heroin addict
said that the
measles deaths were a product of poor diets and a lack of exercise.
The Texas deaths happened in a Mennonite community,
and of course all you have to do is say Lancaster, Pennsylvania,
and, well, Amish.
A little bit of an update on the Israeli
trans woman. On the 20th of August, she was transferred to the custody of the ice goons.
Who, yeah, can quietly deport her back to Israel. God, it's so disgusting.
And then there's Darlene Graham. This just beats cats fucking.
She has admitted to not knowing things like foreign policy or,
who Taiwan is.
But
she's
owe so much
more and less
than that.
In attacking
her
Democratic
opponent who
was actually
a physician,
she
essentially said
my opponent
just wants people
to be
able to go to
the doctor
any time
they want
and then
proceeded to
talk about
the loss
of her parents.
She was
still a teenager
when
her mother
died of
Hodgkins
lymphoma
and her
father died of a heart
attack
she was
actually a
preteen
and then
Lindsay became
her guardian
raised her
educated her
took care
of her
that's a
that's a
warm and decent
part of the
story
but
well
she condemned
government
run
health care
and
therefore
and
And in 2015 memoir, which she's self-published, she talks about losing her parents.
The only thing is she made a better argument for it than against it.
Speaking of her parents, she said, we didn't take vacations.
If they were sick, they had to go to work.
My mother passed away when I was 11, and my father just over a year later.
so her parents died when she was a child therefore
working people shouldn't have health care
have I got that right
and of course it's South Carolina
where of course they didn't have health care
of course they didn't have vacation days of course they didn't have sick days
they ran a pool hall
Ann Andrews the Democratic nominee for Senate
in South Carolina said
Darlene unintentionally released her health care plan in that space
beach. Her plan is work hard even when you're sick until you die.
There we are. Everything old is new again. The Republican health care plan
don't get sick and if you do, die quickly.
Remember that? Her and Lindsay's parents were
Florence. That was the daddy and Millie, the mom.
They ran a pool hall and bar. They lived in the back room.
Mama got sick right after young Lindsay went off to the university.
South Carolina on government subsidized tuition.
When their mama started saying she was fatigued and nauseated,
the doctor just said, well, you're just going through the change, little lady.
That's why that is.
But no, it was Hodgians lymphoma.
And by the time they found out it was at stage four.
Yeah.
What a horror story.
And of course, it happens all over the country, but Darlene Graham has no compassion.
She feels like everybody should work until they die.
Like Lindsay said, her disease was diagnosed too late and it spread too far.
And then a massive heart attack less than a year later took their daddy.
But see, anybody on government run health care, well, you know, they're just a bunch of lazy slobs.
Oh, which reminds me, I still have to pay for mine.
in Darlene Graham's world
You know there's no working poor
It's just poor
It's just people who lay around don't do nothing
Just watch the TV all day
How
Cables expensive
But they're the you know
The people that Darlene Graham doesn't give a shit about
Are the people who work there at the holler dollar
Or the dollar tree
They work in the convenience stores
Where someone probably pumps her gas for her
and they're invisible.
Mortality rates have apparently dropped somewhat
with the expansion of Medicaid,
what Darlene Graham calls,
government-run health care,
mortality rates have declined specifically
with regard to cancer and cardiovascular disease.
People get to go to the doctor
when maybe their Hodgkin's lymphoma
is at stage one and treatable
as opposed to stage four and mortal.
and of course
South Carolina stand
is one of the last ten states
in the Union that still have not
seen fit to make sure that they're working
poor can go to the doctor when they're
fucking sick
because well
so-called
southern
conservative values
that's just another word
for sadism
the Kaiser Family Foundation says that
tens of thousands of people
in South Carolina have low enough
incomes to qualify for expanded Medicaid
and as
things stand now they cannot have
preventative care
and then there's all the people
getting kicked off Medicaid because of
nitwit Nero
because
billionaires
needed a tax
cut. I guess it's a bit of a theme
through the program this evening. There's a lot of things
for a lot of people to think about
as their lives go on.
Some of them need to be thinking
about them from prisons.
I mean, what is it like if you work for geo-group or core civic?
You've got a spouse and a couple of kids.
What kind of values are you teaching those kids?
Who are you when you walk through the door?
Are you, as Atticus Finch suggested in To Kill a Mockingbird,
are you the same person on the street as you are behind the four walls of your home?
Because Atticus said he had to be, fictional character, of course.
He had to be the same.
How can you do that if you're an executive for Core Civic or one of their screws at Geo Group?
What if you're a nurse who took a job with Core Civic and your job is to tell a woman who could,
fall into a coma and never wake up that she's malingering, that she's faking it,
that she really doesn't have those elevated thyroid-stimulating hormone levels,
that the blood work makes clear that she does.
What do you do? How do you live? Who are you when you walk through that door?
I've referred on a number
I refer often
to the
you know people change their signature line
on their emails and whatnot
mine has been the same
for years on end
a normal person
functioning well on the upper levels
of a prosperous industrialized society
can hardly hear his conscience at all
Kurt Vonnegut
because when those goons walk through the door at home
I guess they don't hear the screaming
of the people they've tormented anymore.
They should.
Their sleep should be as troubled as that of young Hamlet.
I could be bounded in a nutshell
and call myself a king of infinite space
or it not that I have bad dreams.
Do you suppose the homes where these monsters live
reflects the hell they infirm.
clicked on others at work.
You ever read The Great Santini, Pat Conroy?
A novel about a young man growing up in a household with a marine officer in it who brought his work home.
Didn't Robert Duvall play the title role in the film?
But I just wonder, I wonder if the children of these monsters have normal lives
or something approaching normal.
I wonder if they know what Daddy really does it work,
what Mommy does,
the little cruelties and the little sadistic moments.
Well, good point.
Michael says, I mean, look at the domestic violence rates
for your average law enforcement outfit
and extrapolate from there.
Look at the number of dirty cops out there
accessing flock cameras to stalk women.
And sometimes women stalking men.
I just wonder what's going to happen when those children grow up.
Little pictures have big ears and all.
Is it just a matter of perpetuating the cycle,
generation after generation after generation?
Does the cycle ever break?
And I guess that the goons at Core Civic and Geo-group
they're probably well paid
because that seems to be the way it works in
Merca
the worse the job the more evil done
the better the pay
and so at the end
I don't know
I show up at church on Sunday
and sing what a friend we have in Jesus
there's power in the blood
do people in neighborhoods
know what their neighbors
do for a living.
Would they, if they knew, would they avoid them?
Would they shun them?
Treat them like anathema?
I don't know.
And by the way, just to wrap things up in case you were wondering,
yep, Sammy Alito, Sammy Bad Breath Alito,
one of our most puissant dread sovereign,
Supreme Catholic majesties,
is as dirty as we thought he was.
If we had any sort of ethics management for the Supreme Court,
Court, he'd be in deep shit. Sammy Badbreath has tried really hard for a very long time
to keep from making certain financial disclosures. Well, now we have it. Earlier today,
the administrative office of the United States courts released a long overdue report,
a financial disclosure from Sammy Badbreath. It's a...
for a calendar year 2025
and well
there's hearings
for a case coming up
on the 11th day
of October in the new court term
and it's
a significant case
it's a climate change
case
like I said it'll be heard October the 11th
and
one month
well not it will be heard
in October. The filing
came on August the 11th
and it took three weeks
for it to find its way to the public.
Not that it'll come as any surprise
but Sammy Badbreath
is so far past dirty
that
filthy
doesn't approach him.
What it boils down to
is oil
and gas filings.
Oil and gas stock
holdings.
which he has never sold.
Over at NBC News,
their Supreme Court reporter,
Lawrence Hurley, on blue sky,
said,
Justice Alito's delayed financial disclosure report
for last year has been posted.
Confirmation that as of 2025,
he's still holding on to oil and gas stocks
ahead of the big climate change case being heard in October.
And, of course,
Sammy Badbreath
is mightily resists.
resisting calls for him to step down from the case, to recuse himself.
He claims that he has no financial...
Yeah, I got no financial conflict that would require me to recuse myself from the case.
Mm-hmm.
Legal counsel said, I don't got a recuse...
I don't got to recuse.
The case turns on Exxon Mobil and Suncor Energy,
trying to make a case go away that's going on in Colorado
and it seeks damages for climate change,
you know, sort of the way that, well, the tobacco companies tried mightily
to keep people from having to pay for the harm they did to people.
And here's the Dodge.
Oh, I ain't got no stocks in Exxon Mobil, a SunCorp,
so I therefore ain't got no conflict of interest.
He does have stock in Conoco, Phillips 66, five other outfits in the energy sector,
and he previously recused in 2023 in the same case.
The fix is in, right?
Jesus.
Just the naked corruption is...
And of course, Lili, Leonard Leo, is right in the midst of all of this crap.
and he could have just made the conflict go away by selling the stocks but no
Mama won't let him
AES Corp B.HP. Billaton, Black Hills Corp, OGEE Energy and Woodside Energy
and none have been sold. Curiously
even among the other
maggot judges nobody has oil and gas stocks
directly
basically the city of both. Basically the city of both.
older Colorado is suing to make fossil fuel producers pay for the costs of climate change.
They're operating under a state's rights theory.
An Exxon Mobil and Suncor are going, uh-uh, uh-uh, federal, federal, federal law.
They can't bring that suit.
Sammy Badbreath needed an extra 90 days to dummy up his report.
The other justices turned theirs in on time on June the 29th.
Well, you can see how this is going.
But the thing is, he could still recuse, and he could recuse,
and, you know, the maggot court will still rule the way the maggot court wants to.
Because there are only three lonely, little intelligent justices over on the other side to stop them.
Frat boy, Neil?
Well, that's his stomping grounds, Colorado.
Fappy pubes on the Coke can Thomas will probably show up.
drinking a can of 10W40.
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