Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 4 August 2026, Titanic Tuesday

Episode Date: August 5, 2026

As of this writing, the clock is ticking yet again. This time, the bell tolls for Max Miller and his political ambitions. He has until 11;59:59 pm EDT of 4 August 2026 to quit his campaign; but Orange Daddy didn't tell him to quit, so . . .  Oh, and the cowardly perfidy of a MAGAT scorned proves once again proves disgustingly resilient. Todd Blanchey makes it out of Senate Judiciary.  

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and it is an eating corn. He said frequently served with Civece, either on the street or in restaurants in Peru. Ah, Peruvian Saviche is, I am told, some of the best saviche in the world. How I would love to have some. God, that's one thing that we're lacking around here. A really, really good quality, saviche. Supposedly, a little Peruvian restaurant has opened up over in Fayetteville,

but A, I can't afford it, and B, haven't had time to go there even if I could. But the little Mexican place offers a saviche, but it's basically just chopped. shrimp with no other fruit in there in it. But it's good. And just another dumb thing, unpaid product placement. I don't know what the politics of this company is, but I was up to the wiggling pig, and I'm a snacker. I can't help it.

but I ran across something there called and it's a southern thing Mama Geraldine's aged cheddar cheese straws and they're kind of in the shape of like crinkle cut French fries they're labeled proudly Wisconsin cheese and they are most cheesy but what grabbed me was that a serving has six grams of protein in it

no sugar whatsoever and the sodium content, or not sodium, the carbohydrate content for six of these little snackers is only nine grams. Damn, they're good. That's the basic problem. Really? I'm going to eat just six of these things. But, oh, they're so good. And what's more, it's a woman-owned business. so I bought the last package of them with the Wiggling Pig and I'm going to be severely bummed out if they don't come back in but that's the story of my life I find something I love and I never see it again I think that's probably a lot of people's impression

but it reminds me of a story I saw the other day and it said the story was just I mean it was sort of an anodyne palate cleanser story. There was no trump in it or anything. But apparently one of the most hated sounds in modern life is

guess? No, I'm not going to turn this into a guessing game. Gee, I hope Ralphs is okay. She's not in the chat room yet, and she usually is. Hi, Ralphs. We miss you. but no apparently one of the most hated sounds in modern life is the beep the insistent beep

of the microwave when it's done I can't tell you how many people and it's not like an annoyance thing God knows we love Dave in the Blind but there where he is temporarily having to hole up until his housing situation improves. He has a, there's a smoke alarm in his room that his innkeeper has not seen fit to replace the battery.

And of course it's doing that, period, beep, that periodic that smoke alarms make when the battery is dying. I suppose the innkeeper will just, you know, wait until it's out. entirely and then well there's no one not a problem anymore right but i can't tell you how many people have commented on it during my conversations with dave over the last few months and uh uh i hope he gets his uh his uh beeping uh sorted out but no the article is about the beep of the microwave and as i read it i was like well i'll be damned because I call it galaxy questing. I've been galaxy...

For a long time now, I've galaxy quested the microwave beep. If something needs to be in the microwave for 90 seconds, I set the timer for 91, and as the timer ticks down, I will click stop and clear when it gets down to the one second mark. You know, just like the... oh it's not the genesis device come on galaxy quest is the one of the greatest star trek movies ever made it even has a rock monster in it and i can't believe that it's like 30 years old but it is

the omega-13 device yes yes yes the omega-13 device and the timer the timer goes down to spoiler on a 30-year-old movie And they realize the timer on the timer never goes to zero, but it does on the microwave. And apparently, and, you know, in a nation of 350 million people, there are going to be very few things that only annoy one person. But apparently this one annoys a lot of people. I don't know, I felt a little warm thrill of, camaraderie.

We're not as divided as we think because I can imagine there are maggots out there and normal people and decent people as well, all of whom hate the microwave beep. I don't know what it is about it. It just feels like it's, well, and it's the fact it won't stop. Okay, you know, you hear the beep, beep, beep, beep. And it's like, okay, we're done. But if you don't go to the microwave periodically, it's going to beat, beep at you again. and if you don't stop it sooner or later,

you'll be going after it with a ball peen hammer. Jeremy says, annoying. I'd say a smoke detector beeping for three months would be nerve-wracking. Yeah, the juvenile delinquent society of the Horn Family Community Congregation, several misses a lick. Yeah, I get the point, Leah, in New York. You said, I love something, and then I never see it again. Don't dare say that around Victoria.

I would not. And as for the things we're never going to sell on the horn, Jeremy adds, apparently Jeremy is in rare form for this Tuesday afternoon. But you could get on the bucket pudding market. There is no way you can say bucket pudding, and the words around it not just make it into something. It sounds like something perverse, disgusting and quite possibly pornographic.

Yeah. Billable Rick noting, Broxanne, stop telling us we can't listen to our microwave beeps. Oh, you're free to listen to it, but eventually you'll hear them in your sleep. Yeah. And, well, I was just glad to know I wasn't alone. Maybe we could build a new political party around that.

the anti-microwave beat party. Might even make the nation a better place. And there's Miss Micah. She said, I'm here, still driving out of Detroit. Escape from Detroit. Dunana. Yeah, the Omega 13 device. Thank you.

You remembered it before I said it, Micah. Now I probably have to go and watch Galaxy Quest. Have you ever even watch the show? Sam Rockwell's a fantastic actor, and I think that's the best line he ever uttered. He was on Galaxy Quest. Did you ever even watch the show? Well, that's very true.

Randy Radar pointing out the most annoying sound of the modern age is now the data center. Yeah, just a sort of dull gray noise that goes 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Disturbing the way a transformer going bad is disturbing. And also from Billable Rick, Roxanne, stop telling us we can't buy Swedish space design mattresses and stupid beats. Well, you... I'm not going to tell you you can't, but let's put it this way. it would be

put to far better use keeping one of America's longest running progressive radio broadcasts on the air. Not saying, just saying. And from the Camel Cardinal, Brother Deacon, Bingo! I absolutely despise

the beeping of that microwave, too. Here's a little secret. Outside of the rock bottom, uh the bar bargain basement timu models you can actually disable that beeping on most microwave models uh ours is fairly old and i i one i never knew that and two i don't see any uh any any obvious way uh of accomplishing that goal um of course um there in victoria's apartment up in parkersburg uh there's a brand new stove and I love it it's a really really good electric oven really good

glass cooktop and I have driven myself to distraction trying to and I do things is I did it one time once upon a time I actually set the clock on the stove because it really does it makes some little portion of my brain itch when I look at the clock on the stove and it's and it's the wrong time.

At some point in time, I actually said it, but I don't remember how I did it, and it's not obvious or intuitive. I don't know, maybe if we ever get a high-pollutin new microwave, I'll get a beep-less one, Brother Deacon. Annoying noises Lee in New York says, my entry on the list is my ringtone. I wanted something unique, something tech,

something that did not age like today's hit song, that makes me answer. I chose the Hayes modem sound. Hayes modem sound, fax machine. FYI, the speed of that connection is 50-baud. My home internet is 300 million. I'm not playing. Thank you for sending it along, Lee.

I am not playing it. Oh, well, that makes perfect sense. The Brother Deacon says there's no obvious way to stop it. You have to press a combination of buttons for it to stop beeping. chat GPT yeah no I'll just I'll just continue to stand there and galaxy quest it

and set my microwave for one second more before I'll go to use one of these billionaires parlor tricks no that's one of my biggest objections to AI is I fucking despise the billionaires

I do I mean just as a for instance recently in response to oh let me see if I can find it well it's not

immediately discoverable I saw it a little bit ago but Jeff Bezos okay all who was it? Zoran Mamdani, probably,

said that people's homes worth more than $5 million that are not their first home should be taxed sufficiently. And Jeff Bezos threw a goddamn fit. I can't recall now whether he called him a commie

or a hateful muslin or but whatever, Jeff Bezos threw a fit. You know what? I think I'm for anything that makes Jeff Bezos throw a fit. Anything that jacks his blood pressure a little bit, I'm there for it. Yeah.

But there's serious stuff in the world today, so we may We should probably get into that at this point. And I guess we can start with Todd Blanchie. Lord, this was a shit show today. I mean, such a shit show. The Senate Committee on the judiciary met to take a confirmation vote on Todd Blanchie's nomination to be the real, live, no kidding, Attorney General of the United States.

I had a dispatch from someone who knows telling me that John Mitchell down in hell has been inconsolable for some time now, screaming, what? What did I do? And this guy's not going to prison? He's going to be the Attorney General? I only committed all my crimes after I was Attorney General. Jesus. And Satan in the background was heard to chuckle merrily and say, did you forget this as hell?

But yes, John Cornholio and Tham Tillis both folded like a cheap suit and cast their votes because that's what Daddy wanted. to pass and confirm Todd Blanche out of the judiciary committee, but not without disgust. Don't worry, the disgust was by other people, not them. And in fact, John Cornholio, or was it, Fomtillis? Oh no, it was John Cornholio. A reminder that he's an absolute asshole, always has been.

That's why he was Mitch McConnell's number two in the Senate in both the numerical sense and the digestive sense. John Cornholio was confronted by Jeffrey Epstein's survivors demanding a meeting with him and well eventually he agreed

oh no it's worse it's worse speaking to reporters though where is that story damn it? Huh Well, anyway. Oh, no, it was Thomtillis.

Let's do Thomtillis first. Thomtillis earlier today was caught on video agreeing to meet with the Epstein survivors. Here we go. Yeah, because, you know, what I'm hoping to do is I want to meet not with the attorneys,

but with the survivors. We would love that. And have a discussion about next step. Because the only thing I didn't hear in there, I want to see specific action on it. And some of that can even have to do with the investigation. Meanwhile, as he's saying this, he's backing into an elevator to escape the women who were there to speak to him. Mind you. Exactly.

So that's why we have this. My office is right around the corner. If you go right in this first door here, I've got a rush. I've tried to meet the Senator Grassley's on the floor. But I want to have that meeting. But I want to have that meeting. But I want suits in the room. I want victims.

I don't want suits in the room. I want victims. I'll bet you do, you gutless motherfucker. So my office is right around the corner there. I'm in a hurry. Oh, gosh. And so you heard it there with your own lying ears. He said he wanted to meet with the victims.

The survivors said, we want to be heard. And I don't want to talk. to the lawyers, I want to talk to the, I want to talk to the victims. And off camera, one of the survivors says we would love that. Then you know what happened? They went around the corner to the right and went to Thom Tillis's office, and Thomtillis went and hid. And so it is that when they went to the office,

they stood around, sat in his office for 40, minutes. And then finally the staff looked at them and said, oh, he's not coming. No, he's not. He's not coming. So he just brushed off these women who have begged and pled for someone, some senator, some maggot senator, to just sit and talk to them like human beings. And then, of course, he voted to send Todd Blanchie's nomination to the full Senate. Where there's still, I suppose, some degree of hope that maybe somehow, some way this criminal enterprise can be stopped. that John Cornholio and Tom Tillis aren't going to do it, and this is disgusting. As to John Cornholio, Steve in New York, noting, don't tell me, Cornyn was concerned.

No, no, I wish it rose to that level of actual interaction. But Cornholio was, well, I got no problem with Blanchebe becoming. the next Attorney General, because he done compromised on the IRS immunity deal, which has more holes in it than a Swiss cheese, and nitwit Nero has already said that he damned well wants it put back in place. But then, well, some of the reporters had questions, and, well, let's go to the MS Now coverage. Around the fund and the IRS immunity, knowing that there is still,

a full Senate vote to be had over the course of the next week. What are the remaining questions that you have, and likely those Republicans that may are on the fence here? Yeah, Vaughn. I mean, like, the president very clearly, I think, actually showed his cards a bit yesterday. He showed us how much he loves Todd Blanche. We know how much they walk in lockstep routinely.

He also said pretty point-blank how much he's a fan of the anti-weaponization fund. He claimed he had nothing to do with the rescinding of it. But very clearly here, it seems as though the president wants to see this weaponization fund go forward in some other way. That's a big question we have. Another has to do with this tax exemption from the president. I'm actually in my ear. I'm being told that I believe Michael has Senator Cornyn right now.

Let's go to Michael. The circumstances to narrow that, and I think less than the likelihood that parties, people who weren't parties, could benefit from that and make sure that the auto protection was retroactive only and could not be applied to other individuals. And Senator, Senator, and... Mr. Seen survivors said that your vote, yes, on my entrance, can have a chilling effect on survivors of sexual assault and things like that. What's your response to them? They were frustrated that you didn't beat with them in person. Well, what happened to them is a tragedy. And we know that people have been convicted of trafficking in the crimes, and Epstein is no longer with us.

but I don't believe there's anything we could do to assuage them at this point you motherfucker you no good low down rotten lowered in a snake's belly in a wagon rut dirt bag shithead I don't think there's anything we could do at this time to assuage them they weren't asking you to assuage them

asshole. They were asking you to listen and treat them with dignity and respect. And of course, then there's a little question of... Uh-huh, Jeff Epstein is no longer with us. And people have gone to prison. Well, there's at least one person who hasn't, whose name appears in the Epstein files more times than the name of Jesus. Christ appears in the New Testament. But, well, you found out what you got what happened when you got on the wrong side of him. Now you're going to have to go and take a cushy job with some right-wing think tank.

God damn the luck. Poor you. Or maybe you'll sit on multiple boards of directors far, far away from the weeping and the cries of the Epstein survivors. No, fuck you a million times, John Cornholio. I despised you before. Now I have to struggle to find another verb to express the absolute disgust I feel at your very goddamned existence. You piece of shit!

About the only thing I could call him at this point would be like a scab, because that's the lowest form of life that lives. Ask any member of a union. but I don't want anybody saying that I took him out of context. We need to continue to help them every way we can, but I just think that's one of those things that cannot be remedied by a no vote. Well, you're wrong, asshole. A no vote could go a long way.

If for no other reason that it would prevent Todd Blanchie from continuing to serve as Nitwit Nero's personal goddamn lawyer and continuing to sit on the remainder of the files to prevent him

from trying to shield his orange Jesus daddy from any responsibility for the horrors that he very likely perpetrated. Now, I understand.

I do. I understand why you'd want to be heard on this issue, Professor Spicoli. You dick! Yes. I mean... You dick! You dick! You dick! You dick! You dick! That may be the most forceful that Professor Spicoli has ever gotten.

But that... I think at this point, There's no way to assuage them, these whiny women. God, the disdain. Okay, I'm just going to say it. I hope this motherfucker gets the worst case of the lettuce diarrhea. thus ever to be recorded in the United States. By the way, it's now officially the largest outbreak of cyclosephoriasis

in the entire history of the United States for as long as we've known about cyclosephor. Right, yeah. Have some lettuce, cornholio. How about a nice big salad from Taylor Farms? They're Republican donors, after all. give it to you for free. And from Matt in San Francisco stopped.

Bitch, please. The only thing that's going to stop these people is jail time or the Grim Reaper. Oh, the bitch was meant with Den Mother Love. I think the bitch would be me. But yeah, I get it. James K. Polk, the president of the

United States, by the way, from Tenistan, who started the Mexican War, invaded Mexico. because he wanted to and had made a campaign promise of it, that motherfucker died of diarrhea. It may even be, I don't know, I haven't looked it up, it may even be where we got the concept of

Montezuma's revenge, but he did. He really did. He was relatively young, too, shat himself to death, and for what he did, he fucking deserved it. but it was not a good day in the Senate Committee on the Judiciary because at least some Democrats managed to remind their shitty-ass colleagues who they were talking about when they talk about Todd Blanchie

I guess maybe he never had presidential ambitions and I'm sure there's some reason out there to hate his freaking guts. I'm sure he's not ideologically pure enough in some way, shape, form, or fashion. But, well, I still think that Charlene's in Rogue's Island has a damn fine senator in Sheldon White House. Let's not forget that there is an ongoing proceeding in Florida in federal court with an open question whether Todd Blanche committed a fraud upon the court. We don't hear that term fraud upon the court very often. It's probably the worst thing you can accuse someone of in a court proceeding.

It means you're an officer of the court. It means you abused the process of the court, and you did so in order to accomplish an unjust and wrongful result. It's actually worse than contempt of court. It is so bad that in the history of the Department of Justice, no senior official has ever been even accused of a fraud upon the court. And we're advancing this guy before that question is settled in Florida, while there's still a bar issue, a disciplinary issue with the New York bar related to that misconduct,

fraud on the court is a big deal, and it's not going away. I kind of wonder if Sheldon Whitehouse wanted to say a big pucking deal, but bless his heart for not giving in to his baser instincts. But it is a big deal. for the in the where for perspective john mitchell whom we last heard from bitterly complaining in hell that the dirty business he did on behalf of richard nixon doesn't even come close to the filth in which people like jojo blondie and now todd blanchie are engaging in even John Mitchell was never accused

of perpetrating a fraud upon the court and in a just world that accusation will stick like gorilla glue because he did participate in a fraud on the court. Trump versus Trump Trump?

Trump personally versus Trump the president? Yeah. funny how Trump personally wasn't immune from suit like he's claimed he is in every other civil matter no because this is a fraud upon the court and he stood to make gazillions

a country in constitutional collapse is not a pretty thing to behold and sometimes people just have to well scream Cartao Delenda Est

regardless of how how much spittle is being licked and how many toes are being sucked and Dick Durbin who's on his way out of the Senate at the end of the year too had some words for Todd Blanchie this morning

and it was in regard to the 1.7 $776 billion slush fund for nitwit Nero, which now, if Blanchie is confirmed, will quietly sneak back into reality. Because again, remember, nitwit Nero's petty foggers didn't sign the agreement. In order to be valid, both parties have to sign. I wonder if they were a little nervous about signing the agreement insofar as, well, they might, might be joining Todd Blanchie in the fraud upon the court examination. It begins.

Bobby from Arkansas Republican? Yes. C-SPAN. Yes. Good morning, Bobby. Now I may have to cut you off because I'm seeing Chuck Grassley, who chairs the Senate Judiciary Committee. And video moment.

9,000-year-old Chuckles Grassley is tottering down the aisle behind the rostrum where the senators sit, and he's using his creepy old fingers to reach into a can of altoids. Remember, okay, this is part of a hole, a W-H-O-L-E hole. Gone but not forgotten. somewhere back in the dim mists of the Horn Archives is a recording of Sister Carol Baker describing how at Girls Nation

as a representative there from Iwoeja Charles Grassley sat down next to her and literally ate off her plate at dinner just reached over and got him a bite That was one of those things that Sister Carol and I bonded over was that we both had the experience of having creepy men reach over and eat from our plates. In her case, it was Chuckles Grassley.

In my case, it was whalehead, dead bear raccoon penis brainworm lamprey of the hyannisport brainworm lampreys. But no, no, while we're listening to whoever it is on C-SPAN, talk to, whoever it is in Arkansas. The video is of Chuckles Grassley using his fingers that have been God knows where maybe yanking the occasional stray nose and or ear hair.

Still in the Eastern Daylight Time Zone dinner's trashed and Joy's breakfast is ruined in Ann Arbor. and he's taken those pinches on those that old claw of his and he's setting out one altroid at every seat

for every senator so that they'll have nice fresh breath uh-huh I just thought you'd like to know that closer to his chair but hopefully you can get in your point before that happens okay

go ahead can I make my comment now yes you can Okay, I just want to make the thing about the gasoline. Trump said that gas companies made too much money on domestic-produced gas products. The thing is, he could put price restrictions on gas and diesel. And, you know, he should use that as leverage with the gas, the oil producers. you know the thing is they made a windfall profit because they're selling it in the U.S. at the world price.

Little information, the price of gasoline. All right, Bob, unfortunately, I have to cut you off there. We are now turning to hear Chuck Grassley speaking at the Senate Judiciary Committee on whether they vote to it. Yeah, because while he was speaking, Grassley had teetered and tottered back to his seat with people like Senator Jubilation Tea Corn Pone grinning at him for having deigned to hand him a personally fondled altoyed.

Yeah. Got a mighty. No, there's nothing beeping on this end. Ralphs, I was just talking. talking about my microwave and then we started talking about Dave in the Blind's smoke alarm. That may have been in the audio of the audio that I was playing. So Senator Grassley had sat down and there was a trembling peppermint scented hand, he took up the gravel of office.

Vance Todd Blanche's nomination before Tony General. Very important member. of my team, Ryan. We're going to pass on this part, skip a bit, sister. And we're going to move over to Dick Durbin,

who is the ranking member on Senate judiciary. Knows that America is safer with Mr. Blanch at the helm. The Angel families know it, and Americans across the country know it. Today,

I'm not only voting to advance Todd Blanche's nomination, I'm voting for the safety of the American people, Senator Durbin. Thanks, Mr. Chairman. Reflect on the fact that as we meet today, there are thousands, literally tens of thousands of men and women in the United States who got up this morning and put on a badge or picked up their briefcase and went to work to make sure that we would be safe. They are in law enforcement all across the United States of America. They count on this system of justice as we all do to give us not only safety in our homes, but also fairness when it comes to treatment by the government.

The man we are discussing this morning seeks to be the number one law enforcement enforcer of the United States of America, the Attorney General of the United States, the highest ranking law enforcement position. And what have we learned in the last few weeks when it comes to Todd Blanche? We have learned that simply his word is not enough for most of us, not even for some of my Republican friends. Even his word under oath is not credible enough. We have a demand by colleagues that I support, a demand that Mr. Blanche, when it comes to important promises to the American people, put it in writing. Put it in writing. And in fact, he did. Mr. Chairman, the political escapade of the last week has made it.

clearer than ever, that Todd Blanche has no business serving as our nation's chief law enforcement officer. Two Republican members of this committee said they would not vote for Mr. Blanche unless the J6 cop-beater slush fund was permanently and irrevocably terminated. And of course, these two members, and I support their position, said to Mr. Blanche, you have to put it in writing if you're going to say those words. President Trump responded, as we might have guessed, as he always does, by doubling down on his position and personally attacking our colleagues. To state the obvious Mr. Blanche's statement on the Slusch front and the IRS immunity agreement are not signed by the parties to the settlement agreement and are therefore unenforceable.

The parties could still sue to enforce the agreement and the cop beaters fund can easily be revived with a new order from the Department of Justice 15 minutes after Mr. Blan. is confirmed as Attorney General. Indeed, the President himself has loudly telegraphed. That's his plan. This is the exact issue that the two senators identified as a basis

for their objection to his nomination, Blanche's nomination. To my Republican colleagues, you gave Mr. Blanche the benefit of the doubt when you supported his nomination to be Deputy Attorney General. 17 months later, there is no doubt where his loyalty will lie.

Take a look at this promise. unprecedented, I believe, in the history of the United States, that somehow Mr. Blanche engineered an agreement, an understanding, a settlement, you name it, that said that Donald Trump will never be held responsible for any violations of tax crimes before the date of this document that was signed. Saying that the president can commit any crime in the tax code and not be held personally responsible, does that sound like he is being held to an accountable? Does that sound like he is being held to an accountability that we all expect of every single American? Instead of serving the American people and upholding the rule of law and the Constitution, Mr. Blanche has aided and abetted the most corrupt administration in the history of the United States. Prior to this hearing, Mr. Blanche told me, he, quote, made a mistake, close quote, by creating the January 6th, Celeste Fund.

where did he say it in my office with witnesses and my staff to what I'm about to say. When I ask him about this under oath, Mr. Blanche falsely claim that he never made this statement. That's not true. Mr. Blanche's willingness to casually lie under oath about a statement he made in a room full of witnesses shows the links he will go to to avoid offending President Trump. Why doesn't he want to concede he made a mistake? We all do that from time to time, right? no, no, no. Manly mega leaders do not admit a mistake or use the word sorry. So he was held accountable

by the president. Mr. Blanche's claim he recused himself from matters involving President Trump in his personal capacity. Yet he personally signed the agreement, releasing President Trump, his family, and businesses from tax liability. When asked how DOJ justified the slush funds outrageous, 1.7.7.6 billion price tag, Mr. Blanche refused to answer. He shows contempt for this committee and for our history by refusing to admit that the sum was chosen to signal support for the January 6 rioters, and many of us remember

when they attacked and invaded the Capitol. Those rioters shamelessly invoked 1776 to compare themselves to American revolutionaries. I mean, we're here, because here is where we are. But having just heard that, it just called to mind the fact that, going all the way back to January 6th itself, do you think it may have had more force in effect if instead of calling them rioters and eventually finding our way via the multimillionaire for-profit media, to grudgingly call them insurrectionists.

Instead of all of that palaver, you think maybe it would have been far more effective if we had called them what they goddamn were from jump, namely, right-wing domestic terrorists, emphasized emphasis on the domestic and the terrorists? But no, no, no, no, no, our multi-millionaire for-profit media couldn't quite work up

the starch for something like that. Oh, no. Because... Because why? Because white. Don't tell me for a minute that they wouldn't have been called domestic terrorists if it had been a bunch of brown and black people. If it had been...

They even tried to blame Antifa. But that didn't fly. But they were white. So, you know, we can't be calling them terrorists. Only the Muslims is terrorists. And only the Black Lives Matter is terrorists. But if we, and we've been paying attention to the media all along through all of this. And you want, this is about the only place you can go.

and have these deadly monsters actually be referred to as what they are. But here we are. We're about to install a fucking crook as Attorney General to a fucking crook of a president. And we're still calling what happened on January 6, 2021. We're still calling those people rioters. Give me a break. Mr. Blanche told me that a ruling against the settlement was, quote, a hit piece

personally directed at him. This is no surprise coming from the man who declared that the Justice Suburban is, quote, at war, close quote, with the courts. These are not the words of someone who would serve our nation as a top law enforcement official.

One of Mr. Blanche's first acts as Deputy Attorney General was to issue a memo gutting DOJ's crypto crime enforcement, which allowed the president to rake in $1.4 billion in a crypto windfall last year, even as Americans reported billions of dollars in cryptocurrency fraud losses. The president did just fine, thank you. Meanwhile, Mr. Blanche still has, through his children and grandchildren, $150,000 in crypto assets. Last year, under Mr. Blanche's

leadership, more than 1,000 FBI personnel were pulled off. key law enforcement priorities. What was a higher priority than their oath they've taken to uphold the law? They were directed to flag Epstein records and look for any mention of Donald Trump. Mr. Blanche refused to tell me who gave this ardor, but former Attorney General Bondi made it clear, saying Blanche was, quote, in charge of the Epstein files. And when the Epstein Files Transparency Act forced the OJ to release the files,

Not only did the department delay reviewing and producing it, it recklessly failed to redact hundreds of survivors' personal information, victimizing them all over again, and they testified before this committee under oath to that fact. Meanwhile, the names of powerful Epstein cronies remain protected in clear violation of the law. When scrutiny of the Epstein cover-up intensified, Mr. Blanche participated in secret meetings in the White House Situation Room of all places to strategize about protecting Trump, not Epstein survivors. Mr. Blanche volunteered to interview convicted sex trafficker Galane Maxwell, a transparent attempt to exonerate President Trump. Just days later, she was transferred to a minimum security

camp, which is unheard of, unprecedented, for serious sex offenders like her. Mr. Blanche agreed to meet with Epstein survivors after months of pleas. Only when his nomination was in jeopardy, and a member of this committee said he wouldn't consider voting for him unless he met with these survivors. He finally met with him for almost an hour. As one survivor, Dan Obinsky, who testified before this committee said, the meeting was a box-checking exercise. Mr. Blanche refused to take accountability for redaction failures, and he wouldn't commit to following their suggested investigative leads. It is clear that Mr. Blanche hopes to sweep the Epstein scandal under the rug. I thank those survivors for the courage they showed in this room, today and around the country,

for continuing advocate for survivors and speak truth to power. Mr. Blanche has played a key role in terminating thousands of Department of Justice officials. The chairman talked about his law enforcement record. Let's look at it. The goal is clear. Replace these DOJ officials with unqualified. mega loyalists who will rubber stamp President Trump's corruption. Under Mr. Blanche's leadership, more than 16,000 employees have left the Department,

16,000 employees have left the Department of Justice, including more than a fourth of its attorneys. Many have been fired for declining to initiate vindictive prosecutions or refusing to follow unethical orders, like career immigration litigator, Erezor. who refused an order from Mr. Blanche's former law partner, Amo Bovay, to lie in federal court. Mr. Blanche bragged him a crime of the law enforcement officials simply because they were assigned to investigate President Trump's misconduct. Mr. Blanche is responsible for department losing thousands of years of law enforcement and national security expertise.

This makes all of us less safe. Consider this quote. On Blanche's watch, the Trump-D-O-J. has pursued an unabashedly vindictive agenda of leveraging the government's awesome prosecutorial powers in public trust, its public trust, against the president's political enemies. These aren't my words. This is the conclusion of the National Review, the leading conservative publication founded by William Buckley. This isn't about Democrats versus Republicans. This is about rule of law versus lawlessness.

The Attorney General is supposed to be the people. lawyer. Department of Justice should work on behalf of all the American people. Mr. Blanche continues to operate as the president's personal lawyer, treating the Justice Department like a law firm serving one client, the president. The president has made it clear he plans to keep Mr. Blanche in place as acting Attorney General, a damning comment on his capacity to honorably serve in this role. This committee does not need to legitimate Mr. Blanche's appointment. by providing our consent. I yield.

Before I call. And that was a pretty damning indictment, but, well, at least where the committee was concerned, it was all for not. Because the vote fell along party lines. Maggots always get in line, and Democrats continue to, well, they didn't have any problem getting in line here

because it takes a special, special level of corruption to vote for a walking criminal enterprise like Todd Blanchie and so away he sails to the full body of the Senate

where the only real wager is if Susan Cuddin's and Lisa Murkowski that managed to vote against Todd Blanchie

that would get them down to 51 to 49 or so would it turn out to be 52 to 48 when Kirsten Mansion otherwise known as feckless fetterman votes to confirm this goddamn crook

that's that's the only real drama Micah informing at me that Susan Cuthins put out a statement that she is in fact a no so again okay so that's 52

Murkowski makes it 51 and then Feklis Fetterman puts it back to 52 oh god Micah provided me with the statement which means my throat's about to hurt ahem I have carefully reviewed Todd Blanchie's qualifications to be Attorney General.

This includes his record and responses to questions from senators at the... I bet y'all would prefer that I just did this with the obnoxious Peppridge Farm Voice. Department of Justice Appropriations hearing has confirmation hearing and in the weeks that followed. What I believe Mr. Blanche... Oh, stop it, Roxanne. While I believe Mr. Blanche is a capable lawyer, I believe with every drop of rain that falls a flower grows. Capable lawyer.

Susie Q. He got his most high-profile client hung out to dry by a jury and a judge on 34 goddamn felony. Capable lawyer? Shit. A law student who hasn't even been to law school yet, who's eagerly packing to start their three-year brain dissection this fall, could have gotten nitwit Nero hung out to dry on 34 felonies.

Capable lawyer. The Department of Justice has become increasingly political. Really, Susie Q, you think? Mr. Blanche has taken. in several actions that have further eroded the department's independence and that is the basis for my vote to oppose his confirmation

because I know that he's got the votes so I'm scared shitless for re-election and I can proudly vote no on Todd Blanche and know that Daddy's choice will still become A.G. I added all of that. Mr. Blanche

approved and ordered to shield the president, his sons and the family business from IRS audits, protections unavailable to other American taxpayers. He approved the creation of a $1.8 billion anti-weaponization fund. He promised an anti-abortion organization that he would seek to prohibit

the mailing. And, I mean, this is the real laugh riot here. Woo! He promised an anti-abortion organization that he would seek to prohibit the mailing of abortion medication to women nationwide. Well, you know what, Susie Q?

It wouldn't matter. if he made that promise. If it weren't for your goddamn vote for Brett Kavanaugh, beer boof and officianto and his law clerk squee and queef, not to mention the handmade, who then, having lied to you in the Senate,

went about the business of overturning Roe v. Wade. Yeah. Well, there it is. Thank you. Micah as to Kirsten Mansion, feckless Federman. Betterman said as soon as the weaponization fund was announced that he was a no. I trust him, someone said. I trust him as much as I trust a cyclospora fart.

Yeah, the term around here for that sort of thing is to gamble and lose. Mm-hmm. Oh, which reminds me now that we've entered, we're well into the second hour of the program, well one again thanks to our kind anonymous internet friend for meeting bruce and karen's memorial challenge and uh that leaves that puts us at uh what did i say 1150 to get to to come up even with uh funding for the month of august and it gets us within striking distance of uh of some Very serious bill paying. But I want to go back to this evening's password deadline again,

because yesterday was the drop dead date, literally, for Moscow Mitch McConnell. And today is the date on which Max Miller would have to suspend his campaign in order for the maggot party to select a race. replacement for the November ballot. He has thus far said that he will not do that. And in fact, well,

if we know anything about Max Miller now, we know that he has never learned a damn thing about the first law of holes. When you're in one, stop digging. He has until the close of the day

to suspend his campaign, and I suppose he's going to keep us in suspense until 1159-59 turns into 12-000-0-0-0-0. And that hole he's dug and continues to dig, Jesus Christ. And today it just, oh, God. And I mentioned in the program yesterday that over in the Senate, or in the House, rather, maggots have been calling their White House internal sources saying, Please tell Daddy. Please tell Daddy.

Have Daddy make Max Miller quit? But, well, I suspect that in large part that's some performative horse shit. But it's also a matter of if there's any decency anywhere to be found in that maggot caucus. They don't understand that Daddy is okay with beating women. you know he grabbed his first wife with whom by then he was probably cheating with his future second wife marla but he grabbed his first wife by the hair and pulled out hanks of it

as she testified to under oath and her divorce from cancels colligula but eventually daddy did call in what is referred to as a secret late night phone call to Max Miller and Axios said that people inside the White House said that nitwit Nero told Max over the phone last night things aren't looking good uh your

reelection is going to be tough and in the Axios report they attributed it to three separate sources Axios writing the Monday night private conversation was different in tone than Trump's public comments about Miller. The president has refrained from criticizing Miller or from calling on him to drop out of his race. Well, come on, Axios! Did you never see any pictures of the women at maggot rallies? You know, the women who wore t-shirts that said he can grab me by the pussy any time? Have we forgotten those? And while I am deeply suspicious of using kids,

Calci or Polymarket for predictions. I mean, at least a poll is actually statistically constructed. It has a margin of error. It has a sample size and stuff. Whereas, you know, Calci and Polymarket are like calling your bookie and saying, yeah, hey, Joe. Yeah, what do you think? You think Max Miller's going to get re-elected and shows us,

yeah, I don't know, but you know, you want to put a nickel down on it? Well, Polly Market said on Sunday that Max Miller's odds have fallen to 34% of winning. So today, deadline. Again, and that would trigger a special primary in the Buckeye State. But I've been watching all afternoon, and so far no breaking news, Max Miller quits. And like I said, it got so much worse today. Because doing his client's bidding, Max Miller's Petty Fogger, actually released

a file I mean this is sickening he released a file that contained arguably child sexual abuse

material photos of Max Miller's own little baby daughter no really it's nauseating even to discuss but there was a photo released by

Max Miller's Petty Fogger of that little girl naked with her genitals in view. Good Lord. And the lawyer in turn

tried to fall on his sword. The filing in question was a drop box folder of I guess interactions with Emily Moreno? It was just disgusting. Aaron Mink, the petty fogger in question, M-I-N-C,

speaking to mediaite of all places. I inadvertently released the picture as completely unintentional and mistake. I'm solely responsible. Good for you. I guess you've done your client's bidding, but your client must most certainly have put the file together and put the file in there. And then they argued, well, it was just a little girl with her shirt off. I mean, it didn't, I mean, it wasn't, I mean, it didn't show her genitals or anything. And by the way, anybody who thinks that Bernie Moreno, the Ohio Maggot Senator, is doing anything good?

No, fuck you, Bernie Moreno. You sat silent knowing all of this when you could have and should have as a father spoken up a whole lot sooner. Moreno speaking to reporters said, well, on Sunday. when he went out and did what he did, including releasing photos of my granddaughter completely naked, that now you have hundreds and thousands of psychotic human beings that have that, and they say, oops, it is grotesque. My personal opinion is that this is a felony

and that every single human being that touched that photo and transmitted it electronically should go to jail, because it's illegal to do that. It's grotesque where we are, a day. Kind of reminds me of Nancy Reagan's response when she found out that her dear friend, Rock Hudson, had AIDS. She hadn't given a shit about AIDS up until that point, and her hubby still didn't.

But Moreno went on because the goddess of irony is holding Bernie Moreno, Max Miller, both of them, in her clenched little fish. and I can only hope she squeezes harder. Bernie Moreno said, My daughter lives in constant fear with this man. Not like something that's existential, but deeply in her heart. She fears what this guy is capable of. I'm just asking this as an aside as a long-time practitioner of the art of word knowing.

Is Bernie Moreno an idiot? Steve, if you're out there, need a little help here, maybe I'm wrong. My daughter lives in constant fear with this man. Not like something that's existential, but deeply in her heart. She fears what this guy is capable of. Is he using the word existential as meaning ephemeral or vacuous? or speculative? Because existential

has as a root the word existence. And so deeply in her heart she fears what this guy is capable of sounds to me pretty goddamn existential. Does he mean spiritual or philosophical? I'm kind of licked here. But that's beside the point because He went on, Bernie Moreno did, to explain what he, what role he now plays in his granddaughter's life and his daughter's life.

He told reporters that every week he goes to custody exchanges to deliver the child and to receive the child from Max Miller, to and from. and Bernie Moreno said, So I meet him at the Bay Village police station in Ohio because that's the place we have to go to meet. And I don't know what this guy's capable of. And I'm just going to say as an aside, I know a little bit what that feels like. Because my ex's first axe,

I've told this story before. He watched our wedding through the crosshairs of a scope on a 30-06 rifle, and the only thing that slowed him down was he couldn't figure out which one of us he wanted to murder first as we got married. And there was a child, my oldest daughter. I raised her as my daughter. And we had to go to custody exchanges.

And every time we did, well, I was strapped for damn good reason. And I know the psychological toll that it takes on the mama and the me and foremost the baby and of course at the same time you're under strict

orders of the court not to say anything to trash the opposing parent and we observed that scrupulously while of course he did not no need to go into the details there but I know that

I mean it'll drive your cortisol levels through the roof There was a time when we had been out, and this is before any of our other children were born, we would have been out somewhere at the store, take her to a movie, whatever. And we would come back to our house, and I would go through the house room to room, making sure that the place didn't have any creepy people or person in it. Nervracking.

But anyway, so Bernie Moreno said that he takes care of the custody swaps for his daughter, Emily. And he said at the most recent custody exchange, and again, this goes to why I say that he and man, Max Miller, because Bernie Moreno is no prize. I will add that Moreno is not an ancient Shawnee or Delaware or Haudenosaunee or Anishnave or Moskogi name. It's Italian. So at some point in the not too distant past, Bernie Moranian, Mareno's parents came over here, his ancestors did, from Italy.

You'll understand why I'm saying this in a moment. So Mareno said she comes over, gets in our car, we drive away, and if anybody's a parent, lots of people are, Bernie, it's existential. If anybody's a parent, she has a little blue bunny that she sleeps with. Max would not hand over the little blue bunny. literally held it hostage for 48 hours. This girl was crying at night because she can't sleep without her little blue bunny, and I'm ready to fucking tear up right here right now.

His answer is, Moreno noted, I'm just not going to give it to you. This is the level of complete and total depravity, said Bernie Moreno. But that phrase, little blue, blue, bunny, a little stuffed toy. You know where my mind is going. You know where my mind went. I thought about the last time a little blue bunny was in the news, and that was when the filthy, goddamned, scum of the earth ice goons

abducted a little tiny boy who had a little blue bunny backpack, and that was the last anyone saw of him when he was abducted until he was finally released, horrendously traumatized by the shit-eating mongrels of ice and CBP. And guess who never said a crossword about any of that? That's right. Bernie Moreno. Uh-huh.

So he cares about his granddaughter. He just doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone else's, especially if it's someone who, like him, has a name that ends in a vowel, but doesn't have the wealth privilege that he, Bernie Moreno, has. He's a dirtbag, as far as I'm concerned. He's just a different kind of dirt bag than Max Miller is. That's all. That's all. Brother Deacon Asa, the juvenile delinquents are on the job this evening.

Rie, I was strapped, not to make light of a sensitive situation like that, but you're going to. I'm just curious, when you say you were strapped, do you mean you were carrying heat, or was it a different kind of strappage situation? Oh, no, looking back, I'm pretty sure it was either a... No, no, she had the... She had the Ruger 357 short barrel revolver. I think at that point in time, I was carrying a 45 semi-automatic. Yeah, it might have been a 9mm Smith as possible. Had several different pistols.

You know, it's kind of like neckties. You're getting dressed in the morning. You coordinate your necktie with your suit and everything. Well, I used to do the same thing with my sidearm. Some days were revolver days, some days were 9mm days, some days were 45-caliber days. And yes, I stand by my assertion, Brother Deacon, you're not a well man. And from Lee in New York on Max Miller, well, if he wants to dig, don't discourage him. I hope it doesn't hurt too little.

And his latest shenanigan, Max Miller, by the way, is to demand that the Congressional Ethics Office, by God investigate him. Why not ask your county district attorney to do that? Oh, wait. Then the poor little district attorney would be forced to choose between the power of an Ohio senator who serves a six-year term versus the power of a member of the House of Representatives

who's facing re-election. I wonder which way those chips would fall. and oh ruining dinner Cynthia notes and not to mention my late lunch yours and billables and I guess the only thing worse might be to be sitting next to Trump

when he's squirming any seat if you get my drift well and so there goes the dinner hour in the central daylight time zone Cynthia glad to know I can count on a sister in a time of need Senate vote on Blanche

Christopher says Roxanne, are you assuming Moscow Mitch will still be available to vote? Going to be tricky if he's busy being no longer Mitch. No longer Mitch. True. I, I, yep. Me?

Cyphering? Bad. Yeah. And that reminds me, this might prove interesting. I posted this to my Facebook page last night. Some of you saw it, I know, but, well, this is from epistemic crisis again, and it's apparently disappeared.

He posted something late last night saying that there was a big traffic disturbance in Louisville yesterday. And, you know, a long string of vehicles that. escorting another vehicle and said he had sources that said it was dead Mitch, but it has since disappeared. Hmm. Yeah, curiouser and curiouser. And once again, going back to Max Miller, thanks to her daddy, perhaps at some point in time, parental rights can be terminated.

But at some point in time, because children have a way of finding things out, she's going to learn that her daddy posted online a nude picture her little two-year-old body wonder how many years of therapy and psychoanalysis that's going to occasion

don't you and so back to the pettifogger oh Ralphs I don't think you've gotten into the program yet the Bruce and Karen's Memorial Challenge got fulfilled

So thanks again to the anonymous friend who met that challenge. And, well, like I said, we're down to, well, we're a lot better off than we were. Dang it. The funding goal stands at 1150, the deficit does. So thanks for your part of the sponsorship of the challenge, Ralph. Thank you very much. Like I said, Max Miller's lawyer said, I was responsible for ensuring any sensitive information was redacted and removed from the file. What?

Did you attend the, did you graduate from the Todd Blanchy School of Redaction? Uh, lawyer Mink. Uh-huh. Completely my fault, and I'm solely responsible for what happened. and that little girl's body was seen more than 200,000 times. But just because, uh, well, Mick, Mick said, uh, I'm truly sorry to Congressman Miller, Ms. Moreno and both of their families, and especially to their daughter, I deeply regret the mistake.

File a fucking bar complaint. Somebody. Because even though he's, let's see, what is this again, truly sorry, he used the moment to attack Ms. Moreno, you know, mother of the little girl whose naked picture he posted, and he took the moment to attack her. I find it egregious and shameful that Ms. Moreno and her counsels have decided to make a media spectacle

regarding this unfortunate mistake and attract media attention to this incident as a means to try to gain leverage in court. Well, So we now know that Max Miller knows nothing about the first law of holes, and neither does Lawyer mink. Yeah. I don't know, Max, things don't look so good. So the clock, it ticks.

At the moment of these words, Max Miller has five hours and 18 and a half minutes in which to withdraw. his candidacy or else Nitwitnero may lose yet another house seat. Thank you, Ralphs, again. Oh,

that's interesting. Off topic, Jeremy says tonight at 1135 East Coast time, I presume that to be Eastern Daylight time, a space X rocket will smash into the moon

if you have a clear sky and a beginner telescope, you should be able to see it, again, if you have clear skies. Here's the thing, given that it's a Leon scum dick rocket, it's anybody's guess as to whether they mean for it to smash into the moon, or that's just what a Leon scum dick rocket does. Thanks, Jeremy, and thank you for the lovely photo, Jude. So next, and there are a couple of nexts in my list. Today, voters in Washington State go to the polls,

and on the ballot is an initiative innocuously named IL 26-638. naturally it's part of the ongoing uh sickening obsession of maggots with

trans girls and by girls I mean girls I don't mean women I mean trans girls ostensibly it is a ban of trans girls participating in

girls sports. Not going to dive into all of that. But instead, take a moment to talk about the contents of this valid initiative. Hopefully it will go down in flames, and my faith in the people of the state of Washington will be renewed. Not restored, but renewed. The nuts and bolts of the bill, or the initiative, And just as preface to this, I will add that for years now, trans people and our allies have warned that all of this anti-trans legislation is just a gateway drug to what these filthy maggots really think about women.

And we have yet to be proven wrong. Well, Ill 26-638 mandates that girls seeking to play sports from kindergarten through high school, and the kindergarten part is absolutely insane because up until about 9, 10 years of age, girls and boys play together anyway because there's not a lot of anatomical difference because the hormones haven't started surging, you know, precocious puberty notwithstanding. Well, the ballot initiative bans trans girls from girls sports. And it specifies that in order for a girl to participate in sports, any girl, not. a girl who's suspected to be trans, but any girl, any, from kindergarten on, I really, really want to put the emphasis where it belongs,

has to be subjected to an examination with a certification from a health care provider of the potential players' sex assigned at birth. The initiative includes an option for genetic screening, which is wildly expensive. Testosterone testing, which you can only find out with a little five-year-old girl by sticking a needle in her arm and drawing her blood out, which is, I have yet to find a five-year-old who enjoys getting stuck with needles. So that'll be traumatic. Or, and this is the gigantic, or. This is the oar that the people behind this

goddamn nightmare piece of legislation really get a jolly from. Examination of reproductive anatomy as part of the annual sports physical every young athlete already undergoes. A five-year-old

is not a young athlete. A five-year-old is a five-year-old. That's all. Five-year-old little girls. Sometimes, they wear dresses. Sometimes they just wear shorts and a t-shirt. Sometimes they're photographed by their daddy, Max Miller, when they're two and naked.

You know what? I'll bet Max Miller up over there in the Buckeye State. I'll bet Max Miller and his estranged daddy-in-law Bernie Moreno would both run, not walk, not crawl, but goddamn wind sprint to the well to vote. yay on legislation like this if it was offered up in the Congress of the United States, and it has been, and they did. Souless, vulgar, filthy, pedophilic motherfuckers. Damn it! Dr. Gina Martin is a family physician, and she does sports physicals for her patients.

And she said this measure was clearly not written by somebody who practices. medicine. Of course it's, it wasn't. It was written by somebody who's a, who's paid six figures inside a 501c3 tax-exempt fucking grift to whip up the emotions of people who really aren't that bright in the first place. Dr. Martin went on and said physicals focus on the two most important aspects of sports. First, musculoskeletal health, thinking about kids' joints, muscles, and tendons, and then cardiac health, looking into their heart health and finding out if we need to screen for additional cardiac risk factors. I'd bet that somewhere along the way there's a little bit of respiratory health issues going on to, because in this modern world in which we find ourselves, it is not unusual for children, young children, to be walking around with an emergency rescue inhaler in their pockets because we breathe poison in this country.

What is certainly not medically necessary, Dr. Martin continued, is for me to do an exam and confirm somebody's sex, either through hormone testing, genetic testing, or a non-indicated genital exam. Now, that's kind of, it sounds like medical talk, non-indicated medical exam. That means, well, unless the child has... a problem like a rash or trouble peeing or something like that.

That's medically indicated. Wanting to play tee ball is not. I'm trying to remember how far back boys, little five and six-year-old boys and girls playing tea ball together goes. I'm almost certain that my little granddad. son, that's five, has little five-year-old girls on his t-ball team with him. And to the best of my knowledge, none of these 501c3 tax-exempt grift assholes are out there yelling, keep five-year-old little boys out of girls' sports. And of course, they never say keep five-year-old little girls out of boys' sports.

That would be sexist. And from sea to shining sea and across the fruited plane, high school girls line up helmet to helmet with big old dangerous, powerful, strong high school boys in high school football. They do it in Michigan, they do it in Texas,

they do it in Alabama, they do it in Washington, they do it in California, they do it in Vermont. And who's behind the measure? Who's always behind this shit? Why, look, it's a billionaire. Brian Haywood, a hedge fund manager, who runs a political action committee called Let's Go Washington.

Has the diarrhea lettuce disease reached Washington state yet? Because I have a feeling if and when it does, let's go Washington is going to take on an entirely different meaning. Let's Go Washington has raised nearly $3.3 millions of dollars, the basic common human decency group opposing them, which is no hate in Wa State, has raised $2 million less. Brian Haywood, who couldn't give a damn less about girls' sports, really, said, the 2007 Washington policy that allows kids to join teams matching their gender identity

comes at the expense of female athletes and their safety, especially the five-year-olds. Over at Glad Law, Chris Urchall said, The sad and cynical truth is that people are funding these ballot initiatives because they want to drive Republican voter turnout for a midterm election. It's just like in 2006 when Republicans poured money into ballot initiatives to oppose marriage equality. How big a problem is this in Washington State? Well, there is actually an answer. There's an organization, too. The Washington Interscholastic Activities Association, who says that out of two,

100,000 middle and high school sports athletes in programs around Washington State of that 200,000 students, 10 of them are trans. 10. Not 10,000. 10. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 10, 10. 10. but a disgusting, god-damned, wildly under-taxed piece of shit hedge fund manager

says that that is the issue. Voters in Washington State need to focus on. And here's where it gets dangerous. Because of the recent ruling against little Becky Pepper Jackson here in West Virginia by our most puissant dread sovereign Supreme Catholic majesties, well, if both, law were to pass, it would be virtually unchallengeable. What a horror.

But you also have to take into account what this would do relative to girls playing sports. Because, you see, shortly after the Becky Pepper Jackson decision came out from our most puissant dread sovereign Supreme Catholic majesties, the Heritage Foundation said, oh yeah, by the way, we don't like girls sports at all. I know we barked and grunted and hooted and groaned and groaned. and scratched it ourselves and, you know, picked our noses and plucked our ear hairs over all of this shit, and picked our teeth with our toenail clippings.

But at the end of the day, we don't like girls sports at all. Girls don't belong in sports. Girls belong in the kitchen, learning to cook and sew with their mothers, while both of them are fucking barefoot, and as soon as the little girl is 13 or has a period, whichever comes first, she needs to be fucking pregnant. in the name of Jesus? Can you imagine

if your old balls and strikes John Roberts sitting in D.C., they'd be quietly getting toasted out of your mind on on martinis or gibson's or nagronies or

$7,000 a bottle of scotch. If you're old balls and strikes John Roberts, you're sitting there going, Jesus Christ, I hope the people of Washington overturn this. I don't want to see this come before my court because my God, those shitbirds

that I have to deal with will vote to have the Supreme Court authorize putting little five-year-old girls in the stirrups. Don't you think?

Because I do. I really, really do. Let's run over to the stress line for a second, see who's there. Hey, welcome to the program. juvenile two checking in uh juvenile two stand by just one moment please you're only in one channel here i don't know why this machine's been doing i don't know why i don't know why this machine's doing this lately but uh fortunately i have the uh i don't just have one of me not to me anyway doesn't want of me yeah no but it it's crazy making so ah you should be all better now okay so i have a couple stories for you so i told you i think

I think sometime last month that our appraisals were redone for my park that we own. Right. And that our lot rent has always, for the most part, paid a portion of the tax liability to the park. Well, this year they definitely shifted it to the individual trailer owners in the park, even when we own the park. So my tax is in, right, it sounds low, but again, I don't own the land. I own the space above the land. That's what, based on the house value. My house is somewhere between 25,000 and 50,000 on any good giving land.

it depreciates. The fucking trailer for God's sakes. Well, they did reavowed it this year to $126,000 with a value for that home, which is great for resale value if you can get it, but I mean it sucks in terms of taxes. So essentially, my taxes with less than 30 days notice, we knew it's coming. I got me taxed over the day. It was due August 31st. Mind you, my health insurance doubled. So did my taxes. My normal bill was about $1,000 a year, spread of over three payments. this year they want $2,200. They roughly want twice the payment every month,

every year they got for the last, you know, six years. In a normal case, you know what? I would have been okay. I don't live on what I consider a fixed income, but the fact that my health insurance went up so radically, that took away all that flexibility I had. It's all gone. I mean, I'm down to cents.

I mean, I told the back porch, I had to strike a deal with two of my credit card company. It's going to hurt me. but basically I get them giving a hardship break, one for a year and one for six months, because I can't keep up with the minimum payment anymore. It's killing me. So this and that poured together. But I tell you this story about that to lead you a couple other stories.

So I saw a guy in the local community ranting out the girls in the waterfront. Yeah, it's got a problem. It's a crime like everything else does. I know it's supposed to be this Christine Bernie area, but it's not. We've got drug use. We've got crime. And they seem to think that. The users and the people that, you know, need the system for help or what have you should be put somewhere else, not in the city, somewhere else.

Well, all the help and refuge people are in the city, needle programs, drug treatments, you name it. So some asshole, obviously a right-wing magnet, even though he didn't, you know, advertise it more than saying this, he said, we should make Narcan illegal. God, Jesus. So my comment at the whole thing was, also just let him die. That's the Republican. Just let him fucking die. to solve all the problem. Let him die. It's their own problem. Well, I mean, that's... Well, what was it?

It was, what, St. Anselm's College in New Hampshire years and years and years ago when Barack Obama, I think, was running on the Democratic side and the seven dwarfs or whatever they were called were running on the Republican side. And the topic turned to health care.

And crazy old Ron Paul said of the uninsured. Well, what do you want us to do? Let him just die in the hallways of the hospital. And the Republican crowd cheered, Jeremy. The Republican crowd cheered. I'll never forget that. Well, I didn't see people liking his comment, but I wrote back

when he tried to give us a little lino speech to me. I wrote back, and I quote your exact words, we should make Narcan illegal. You simple-minded stupid fuck. You do realize that Narcan has saved the lives of first responders as well, right, dummy? Because it has countless times. There's countless stories of, I know we're not all raw, raw police

here, but a police making a bus on the side of the road, you know, searching the back of the trunk and touching something like on a phonymy and something and almost dying on the spot that they got overdose through the skin. It saves more than drug addict. It's a miracle drug in a lot of ways. But I say that they go

here. And then yesterday, when a local town, everyone's mad about taxes, again, The crime thing, they're mad. I get it. Crime isn't pleasant. But they blame it on our fairly popular district attorney in the county. And she's done well, but, I mean, she's taking a different task at crime, like low-level crime, small-time drug offenses.

She doesn't put them away for years. Doesn't, you know, slam and kill them and put them away. People are mad saying, we need to vote her out. Basically, we need to vote on the Republicans because they're tough on crime. So at this point, I just, I had to comment back. I can't resist it. I said, listen, so do I take a look at the world in general? And see what it's come to.

It's basically based off of Republican politics. Whether whatever fucking religion and liberalism is based on Republican mind of thought. I said, I wouldn't vote for a Republican for the assistant dog picker-upers assistant on my life and definitely not on yours. So the world has problems, but the answer will never be, voting Republican in this case. In most cases, it'll never be the answer. never. I mean, look at these two assholes just this week of, you know, we won't hope for him. We're not going to confirm him. And he does one little thing, which doesn't bind anyone with anything. And they take a ginormous bite of that orange shit sandwich. You betcha.

Yeah. It's who they are. It's who they are, Jeremy. Unless they look at you in the eyes and tell you they're going to hurt you, it's the only time you should believe them. Then they're telling the truth. I don't know if there's why she and stealer a mixture of all three. It never changes. Oh, well, what does it say? Is it in the Bible where it says a dog returneth ever to its vomit? Yes. Here we are. It is, unfortunately, way too many.

I mean, I had, I'm not going to lie. I didn't believe them, but I had hope maybe the fact that he burned from, maybe this would just wage him to be some damage of him on the way out. But, I mean, I mean, deep down there's a chance it wouldn't. And, of course, I wasn't too disappointed because it happened like we kind of thought it was. But, I mean, it just goes to prove that even when they're, even when they stand the chance to get back in a decent way, they still tuck tail and run because they're thinking about their pocket in the long term.

And that K-Street job and him offering them a cushy job on the way after he moves them from office. That's all they're worried about. Then making their millions on the side. They'll make ten times as much as a K-street person ever does the senator. Oh, yeah, and then all they'll have to deal with is the IRS. It's not all complicated, like how you have to deal with political donations and whatnot. You know, Dom Tillas, John Cornholio, they're bazillionaires already. They're going to be just fine.

I mean, that's really all I have my claw tonight. I mean, I'm aggravated, but I mean, I will survive. We did hire a lawyer, and we're hoping to hear in the next couple days an update. Should we meet these payments? Because one of her found in the right will refund us with a way to get it back. So it's complicated. he still seemed to say in his letter to us that he thinks they did something illegal. They waited just kind of not even, I guess, yeah, legal's right word, not illegal,

but that's only shady. They did it in a way that probably wasn't above board, reassessing our places of the value of condos, for God's sake. They're one-story flat buildings. And by the way, Matt in San Francisco, hearing what you were talking about, said Narcan. In San Mateo County, Narcan is free and available in dispensers similar to what newspaper machines look like.

But it's free. Open the door and take as many as you want. If you're prescribed an opiate after surgery, they automatically give you a box of Narcan in case you were wondering what the civilized folks are doing. We have it here. The civilized teams go out in street teams for the most vulnerable population,

the home wants to be addicted, and they give it out, you know, so if someone watches someone over there, the chance they can save them. Yeah, addiction is a horrible thing. Does it mean you should die? I certainly do not think so. I know it does horrible things to people and change the way,

and I watch my sister go through. Should she have died in the end? Fuck, no. It's, you know, it's... It's hard to explain, but, I mean, when I watch my sister die, it changed my whole lines in a lot of this stuff. I mean, unfortunately, it was too little too late,

and I tried to cure the guilt and burden for it, but I see addiction as a true, honest-to-God disease, no different to fucking cancer, no different than diabetes at this point. Once you lose control, you lose control. It takes over. It does something to you. It changes your mental structure, maybe not your DNA, but change all of your body functions.

My mom, to this day, can recall how my sister would talk to her for the six years she was clean. My God, that was a good point. She was on methadome. My God, she was cleaned for six years. No signs of doing good. And she would tell my mom every day. And that's why I talk to her every night because I said, I can't replace my sister. I can't replace my sister.

I can't really have that fucking space my sister left for talking to her right. I'm going to do it today. She dies. So make up for that. But she said, my sister told all every. single night, mom, I can still hear heroin calling my name. It wants me to come back. Even on methadone, I still hear

fucking calling me. Yeah. Obviously, not literally talking her, but she could feel the urge to go get high. Even though she was here, you know, I was going to replace that the urge was still there, still physically with her. I know. I mean, again, I'm sure there's people in the group, listen, we'll understand us completely understand it.

And I have nothing but rage at this point, really, but that's all I wanted to say, with these three story tell they're all here. Rage is, but then to hear. Rage is vow. Khalid. Micah just said Narcan saved my brother. I got another five years with him. Narcon saved my sister. She unfortunately only got two more months. But she was saved and the paramedics were able to call my mom or my mom was talking. I think I told you in the past, my youngest niece of the time was taken from my sister and her boyfriend at a time.

She was found with 300 sugars in her car, loaded and unloaded, sleeping in the car. homeless down in Florida. And the police took her, and the police told them all, we can give you small updates. And they let her know about a month before she died that she had been resurrected by Narcan and saved and found her away when she was out. I mean, they can't really forks her any treatment or anything. They let her go. And I told my mom, I said, get ready, mom.

It's going to be bad that she's going to die. I kind of felt it. And I kid you not, she died on Easter that year. Oh, I remember you. I remember you talking about it, God. And the worst part is Easter falls on her youngest daughter's birthday every few years the way it is, how it jumps around. Directly on her birthday. So the rest of her wife, whether she wants to or not, she'll be attached to that with that holiday in her mom's death.

Once she gets to realize what it is. I don't think she realizes it's quite yet. But soon, she's going to realize what it is and what it really is. So, I mean, nothing positive to tell you, no good answers. trust me, the anger's out here, but the answer is not to voting fucking one maggots. Not in my final. Oh, hell, no. I don't care who it is.

No. Anyway, you have a good night, and I'll talk to your Friday, probably. All right, I hope you get to, I hope you have clear skies, and you get to see Leon's Dick Rocket crash into the moon. What problem is, Robin? I'm working probably 1130. Oh. But I can sneak out, and I can sneak out in the tech park I'm in, there's he, he's here. huge open sky, so hopefully I can see it, but you won't, I don't think you can physically

see with your eyes. You'll have to have a telescope or a really good, maybe a new iPhone, the super zoom on it. The problem is, this is the real ass kicking thing. It's those pictures I send you, the device I do can track in real time. It can lock on a moot and record a video of a happening. That's what pisses me off. It won't be home to do it tonight. I can actually get a video. But I guarantee you tomorrow, if you search YouTube, you'll find videos. Someone will catch it. There's enough scopes out there and now people paying attention to know Well, I know, yeah, I'm socked in with clouds here. Oddly enough, the Stressline phone is an Android,

and the one place that I will concede Android's superiority to Apple is this thing has like a 100x digital zoom on it. So if you've got it on a tripod where it's not moving, it's pretty astonishing. Yeah, I won't be terribly shocked if NASA has this locked into my own. if they have clear skies. We'll have a few telescopes in the sky. It's a hubble or something watching for this.

It would not shock me. So we're going to get good bidding of it, but if you can see it, but if you can't, fuck it, let's do it live if you can. Well, the chairman of your juvenile delinquent society, brother Deacon, says it turns out the collision tonight

is unintentional. The second stage of a SpaceX Falcon 9 Dick Rocket left over for a 2025 mission has been drifting through space and natural forces nudged it in onto a path that leads it to an impact on the moon. SpaceX and experts confirm it wasn't planned. It's essentially space junk being pulled by gravity and solar activity, leading to an accidental collision.

Can you imagine what sort of a shit show that'll be once we do colonize? I hate that fucking word. Once we do build permanent bases on the moon? Oh, God damn it. Well, and this could have unconditional. It probably won't be as romantic as it could be. But when people talk about things hitting the moon, that's great in all. But if they're big enough, they throw chunks back into space and guess what?

They eventually come back and visit us those chunks off the moon. This probably will not do it. But a large asteroid can actually kill us. No, I have a feeling it'll, because SpaceX is, after all, the Acme Corporation of space exploration. and it'll probably look like what happens in a Roadrunner cartoon when the coyote goes off the cliff and falls about 2,000 feet, and the camera view stays right where it was and just all the way at the bottom, all of a sudden you see a little poof, and a tiny, tiny little cloud comes up where the, you know, where the coyote landed. Or in this case, the Dick Rocket.

right yeah exactly anyway I need to make noise so I let you go find someone else all right you take care Jeremy see ya bye and

also coming in from Leah in New York SpaceX rocket menace to navigation just like Harry Mudd ship Mudd's women obligatory Star Trek reference

good I'm glad we got that in. Oh, I'm being visited by a little tiny jumping spider. Hello, little jumping spider. A wise woman once told me, Matt and San Francisco said, they won't be happy until we're all sitting in the dark shitting in a bucket. Oh, did I tell you about the bucket dump tax? How dare you, Matt? That's not a tax. That's a fee for services. Even though you're performing the service, where you dump the bucket maintaining the bucket dumping space that's your service for which you pay your bucket dumping

fee for services because you know we don't like to call things taxes in Merca anymore don't you know and also from that boys girls other I sometimes paint a metal picture for myself imagine the patriarchy is that nuclear bomb in one of those ape movies. One of those ape movies. I don't know what just happened to me, Matt,

but something in my brain fired and you know how Gummer Pyle used to say, hey, Le Land, you want to go see one of them Godzilla pictures? Hey, Dick, you want to go see getting better? Hey, Duke, you want to go see one of them? Ape Movies. Don't write in, I know it's beneath the planet of the apes. God damn it. I promise I'll get back to Matt's email in a minute.

Suspiciously Large Woman breaks out in laughter on broadcast. Does anybody, honest to God, out there in the commercial world where people take themselves so fucking seriously, does anybody Do any of those people ever get a laugh like this?

As Jehosephat ever just been devastated and reduced to a... Just a disintegrated... A disintegrated mass of laughter. Imagine the patriarchy is that. That nuclear bomb. Oh, God, I've been Marinoffed. And no one Marinoff's quite like, with the possible exception of Scott Marinoff himself,

no one Marinoff's quite like Matt does. Imagine the patriarchy is that nuclear bomb in one of those ape movies, where people are living underground and they're all in the pew who's arranged like a church, but instead of an altar, it's a bomb. Anyone remember that? Please tell me it wasn't the four-way window pane. way. No, no. I even, Matt, I even remember the weird cadence

and the pronunciation of the underground cave dwelling humanoid. Oh, mighty bomb. Oh, mighty bomb. My little southern ears had a hard time understanding that they were saying B-O-M-B. Because it sounded like B-I-I- I am E and the...

What? What? Said the little redneck girl. What? No, it was not the four-way window paint. Anyway, at one point they peel away their masks and reveal themselves as hideously burned

from what we assume was a nuclear blast. Wait, there's a point here. I never doubt you for a moment, Matt. Underneath the mask of the patriarchy are some ugly motherfuckers and not so. Smart. Dangerous, yes. Smart? Not so much. These people fixated on gender have grown in tiresome. Will anyone rid me of these tiresome bigots? Oh, we haven't even gotten around to Sophie Cunningham. And every time I see the word name, Sophie Cunningham, I hear Eddie Murphy in my mind saying, hey, Ope Cunningham.

Yeah Sophie Cunningham Distant cousin of Opie Cunningham Who certainly be clowned herself And was immediately uplifted by Riley Gaines Who is still out there being butt hurt Over having come in fifth in a swimming meet

And having been beaten by Having had the shit beaten out of her by three ciswomen Mm-hmm But they are tiresome the biggest problem though is that they're also well terrifying that terrifying

because I don't even think we'd get the bucket we'd just get the darkness trans people before they sent us off for a nice shower and then a trip to the ovens uh yeah and uh from Cynthia in the Bay area going back to Leon Scott

comes defective dick rocket. Could we maybe give Leon Scumma front row seat free ride on it, you know, slim pickings-like? As Cynthia adds, going back to the Washington State story, and, you know, people who are in Washington State, I'm thinking particularly of our dear sister and spiritual advisor, Jude, please please tell me that the decent people of Washington State will not let this shit pass please Cynthia notes you know as I understand it girls start puberty before boys and until boys start puberty girls are a bit bigger what do all these laws do then doesn't that put trans girls at a disadvantage I mean yeah

but there you are Cynthia using that logic and stuff. Ugh, damn. From Jude, whom I apparently just conjured. Our current caller Jeremy and addiction, my heart is impacted by his open and honest sharing with regard to his sister's trials. Instantly I aligned as my beloved oldest,

a daughter who died a year ago this September, And oh, the heartache, Jude. I know, I know. I received a call in the early hours from the coroner in Olympia. The sensitive manner in which I was offered by her still resonates. My daughter died alone in the backseat of a car that had pulled off I-5 on an exit. I was told numerous fellow travelers stopped noting the odd position of that car caught their eye and tried to revive her. Deep sigh.

I agree addiction has been far too long viewed as a lack of understanding. For those we love this particular loss, no matter its source, is a disease. Thank you, Jeremy. I'm grateful for your call. Thank you, Jude. Confirming, you know, last night you said, tell me something. Well, there's your something, Jude. The little miracle that is this program.

Well, the little commuter. Community made miracle. The calls that people make, I doubt anyone understands, even with a little community like this, what the likelihood is that someone else will be touched by whatever it is the caller shares. It is not surprising. It's not astonishing. It's humbling to be a part of it from my perspective. very much so. So thank you for that, Jude. Thank you. And like I said, if you can find any local reporting up there on this, this ballot initiative's chances, I would appreciate, I would appreciate anything you can share.

and this day and age, any time that a brutally oppressed, marginalized minority can get a little break. Any good news is good news. We're nearing, we've got about 35 minutes left in the program. We are thus far, as far as I can, yeah, I think we are, a goose egg for the evening. And again, deficit stands at $1,150. And so actually, $550 in any combination, $550 would finish off the last month, July. Just 550. 55 at 10, 10 at 55, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

And that would be a pretty early resolution for a month's deficit. So, fingers crossed. And thanks to anyone who jumps in there, and thanks to everyone who has. Thank you. uh jude jude says i will follow up i voted waiting for my fellow washingtonians and of course i guess well it's it's 427 there and uh your polls will stay up until what seven eight so i wouldn't realistically i wouldn't realistically expect any kind of results until after whatever the closing the polls is from that and thank you

Thank you, Jeremy. I know the struggles you're facing, but Jeremy says not much, but thanks for the kind words, Jude. Thank you. Thank you so much, Jeremy. And no goose egg this day. Thank you very much indeed. And I do. I keep refreshing, and so far, no resignation, no suspension of the campaign from Max Miller.

that dumb bastard actually went on CNN to talk with hard-hitting electronic TV device journalist Jake Tapper and best-selling author of books about Biden so old. Sorry, his credibility died with the publication of that book as far as I'm concerned. Well, first law of holes It continues to baffle Max Miller And by the way, Matt in San Francisco says, No bucket! Oh, Roxanne, they would give you a tin can. They're not animals. Sike! Ten can is sealed. No opener. Sick fucks! I've been sober 40 years, Matt says. Me either. The brain damage?

That's permanent. Rearranges your mind. whatever the substance. It all has an impact. Well, thank you, Jude. That's so sweet of you. A small amount offered in honor of Jeremy's sister and my daughter. Thank you, Jude, thank you. I'm keeping track of it all, as I always do.

I'm so grateful for the opportunity to keep this program going. But no, Max Miller is apparently sticking to his guns, and I'm loathe sometimes. I don't like to talk about people's appearance. In some instances, people have no control over that. You know, it certainly didn't slow down the maggots when it came to Joe Biden's stutter. I think in large part they tried to reclaim the R word specifically so they could use it against Joe Biden. they're no better than some poorly parented shitty little third grader on the playground.

But Max Mill, okay, for those of us who have a pretty well-established working memory of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, do you remember when the professor first comes on screen and everybody in the audience, audience screams, where's your fucking neck? Well, that's Max Miller. I don't know if he, I don't know if he's juicing roids or juicing up the tea. Maybe, maybe he and Whiskey Pete do some together. Maybe they inject each other. I don't know. Pumping party. There's this thing in masculine men of masculine, manly masculinity, manliness, where apparently men who make

significant money have a hard time buying a dress shirt that fits. And, ta-da, Max Miller shows up on CNN in a dress shirt, it looks like a sort of pale lavender.

Maybe that's the lighting. Maybe it's nice and white like, you know, the world Max Miller wants to live in. But it also looks like it's been stretched across him with saran wrap. It is possible to get a shirt that

fits isn't skin tight, but then again where's your fucking neck, Max? But yeah, he's doubled down. He actually showed up on CNN thinking that would be a good idea. I don't know who's

who is handling him beyond lawyer Mink, but he showed up to argue that his daughter is too little to say, to dispute his own daughter's words, namely a report that she said, Daddy kill you to her mother. Tapper asked him, your ex-wife also said, your child said, Daddy angry and Daddy's house scary, Miller, then said, uh,

Jake? I wish you could talk to my beautiful baby girl. She can't string together sentences like that. She's two and a half years old. She doesn't have the ability to articulate any of what you just said. That's an entire fabrication of the truth. What is it with maggots and not understanding English? That's an entire fabrication of the truth?

They always give themselves away. That's an entire fabrication. Period. Leave it there. But on the other hand, if you are in the clutches of the goddess of irony, you'll say something stupid like, that's an entire fabrication of the truth. That's him saying it's true. I have actual video, actual documentation, to which Tapper, feeling to no small degree like, I guess, Perry Mason,

cross-examining the one who done it, said, ah, but didn't you just tell me that two investigators told you just told me that she had said she was scared to go to mommy's house? Well, she is, and I have video of it. And now you're saying she's not capable of saying, Daddy, Kill You? I mean, it seems like she's either able to say one, but not the other. That doesn't make sense. Yeah, but, I mean, that shit'll make you stupid. The roids.

And I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out that, all of the shit that he's accused of, he did under the influence of roid rage. You know, because these maggot masculine men of masculine masculinity, manliness, well, they've got to project total masculinity

at all times unless someone think that they're... What? A needle dick with testicles like raisins? I mean, the surest way to get there is fucking steroids. And, you know, juice and the tea.

But here we are. And speaking of here we are, breathless reporting coming out that the Todd Blanche confirmation is in peril as key senator comes out against him. It's a story about what we talked about earlier, the statement from Susie Q. Collins, who says she's a no vote. And it notes that Lisa Murkowski hasn't indicated one way or the other how she'll vote.

but of course Alaska has recently been the recipient of a massive amount of public money bribes the delivered courtesy of nitwit Nero money that Alaska should have had in the first place because well Congress appropriates money not the president but here we are and let's not have a responsible for-profit media that talks about things like that the money came via settlements with the Blanche Department of Justice. So apparently he's, you know, doing more frauds, you know, like he did with Trump v. Trump. But Senator Bill Cassidy of Louisiana, also hasn't said he'll vote, how he'll vote on Todd Blanchie. And this time I'm remembering that Moscow Mitch ain't there.

and so that means there's 52 maggots if feckless fetterman continues to be a no everybody be nice to Kirsten Mansion until the confirmation vote is taken don't anybody say anything to him about being an A-Pack Licks pedal or anything

just leave him alone so you lose Susie Q you lose theoretically Murkowski, you lose Bill Cassidy, you're down to 49. Guess who breaks the tie?

Yeah, but J.D. Egg or Jimmy Dick Bowman or whatever his name is on his original birth certificate. Sometimes the tea leave reading gets a little ponderous. Going back to 7.16 p.m. Eastern Daylight time Brother Deacon Ace is sending along. Congratulations, you just marin off to your

Oh no, I was Matt doing the Maranoffing. I will not take credit for that. And what's this? Oh, God. I hate it when it happens to our side. Out in Hawaii, a Democrat by the name of Carill Basin, who is primarying the incumbent Jill Takuda,

just got arrested on the beach. He was at Keowakapu. Beach when a 61-year-old man asked him to turn down his music, at which point, Coral Basin in a video, says, I'll put you in the hospital. And then a few seconds later shook his hands. But then Carill Basin told the man's wife to go fuck herself. TMZ reporting in the end Basin gets knocked out cold by a single punch

thrown by the 61 year old The politician drops like a sack of potatoes And some guy starts slapping his face To wake him up while he's unconscious on the ground Apparently he also pulled a knife I actually was an assa guy And I gotta wonder

Is this guy actually a Republican Is he one of those guys that Primaries a sitting member of the house and gets Republican money to do it. Cops said Basin also pulled a knife and accidentally cut himself before allegedly

tossing it in the ocean. He's cooling his heels on a million dollars bail. And he's getting charged with terrorism. Can we please, please, please, I guess anybody with a pulse and the filing fee can run. Oh well. Expect this to

cause much grunting and braying and bleating among the maggot faithful. Nitwit Nero is supposed to visit one of his golf courses, namely Trump National Golf Club in Southern California. Hey, is that the one where some of Epstein's victims may be buried? Just wondering, Bilbel Rick might know. But a man named Janine John. John Taylor, T-A-E-L-E, a 38-year-old, was taken into custody by the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.

This happened Sunday. They only released a statement today. It was outside Trump National Golf Club, and the guy had a modified AR-15 rifle. He also had body armor, high-capacity magazines, ammunition, and notebooks with concerning statements from his home. Now can you tell the difference between this guy and one of the goddamn ice goons? A suspicious person was walking the property and some helpful citizen alerted the police. Well, I don't know if they'll bloody up nitwit Nero's ear for this one or maybe just put a maxi pad on it for good measure.

Uh-huh. Oh, and I hope the Sparkle Fart-Propeled Unicorn Cavalry Purity Patrol doesn't get all worked up about this story. It's not encouraging. It's not awful, but it's not encouraging. Last night, James Tala RICO showed up with... in an interview with Rachel Maddo. And by the way, Billable Rick serving as the Horn Ad Hoc Trump National

Southern California Research Department. Yes, Roxanne, Trump National and Palace Verdes is the place where it's rumored that some of Epstein's victims may be buried. Someone should fly over that golf course with ground penetrating radar. I think that's a lovely idea.

Nettlet near ocean doesn't need to be there, shouldn't be there. But I wonder if that's restricted airspace even when he isn't. Jude answering the question as well, saying if it's the one in Palos Verdes, I sense the connection with Tracy who married there

and where I went to Palos Verdes High School. Well now. Okay, back to the story at hand. And I guess the story I keep wanting to get to, I want to devote time, and it may take an hour and a half to do this.

Maybe tomorrow. we need to do a full dissection of the entire 20-minute crash and burn of whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm, lamprey from Sunday. With, of course, hard-hitting electronic TV box journalist Dana Bash. He couldn't even handle her. And he was on there, of course, to talk about... international man of scientific criminality, Dr. Anthony Fauci. I hope it stays saved where I've got it saved. But the story at hand, Little Jumping Spider,

would you please move away from the text? Thank you. Like I said, James Tallerico showed up on Rachel Maddo last night, and of course Rachel could not resist the urge. to ask him about the transes. And eventually they got around to trans girls in sports. Okay, credit to James Tallerico. He did not pull out a howitzer and unload it into his foot,

like Amy Acton did in Ohio. But he has apparently felt the pressure coming from the maggot campaign of the the alleged career criminal Ken Paxton who finds nothing more delightful than attacking marginalized children and so Rachel pressed him

on the rights of trans people please let's not form up our circular firing squad asked about well here's how she framed it Rachel said to

Tala Rico that there are people can you hear the square square the scare quotes there are people that's the metastasis

the long time metastasis of the Fox News TV Radio Rw a style book on other broadcast platforms. The Some People style book. Rachel said, Some people say

you can't win statewide in Texas because you've been, and this is a quote, empathetic toward and voices support for trans people. And you've, quote,

not been willing to join in the demonization of trans people that might motivate so many candidates right now. Because he had a lengthy history in the Texas House of Representatives of standing up and speaking loudly in support of trans Texans and trans kids, trans adolescents in Texas. Answering her question, Tala Rico said,

I don't think we win by selling people out. Yay! Good answer! We're refusing to do that in this campaign. is a campaign of by and for all Texans, and I think people are really tired of these culture war fights that are designed to tear us apart, designed to get us angry. And then the moderation began. There are, James Talariko said, difficult issues. Oh, dear. trying to figure out trans athletes in sports

that's an issue where we could actually come to a policy solution but instead politicians like Ken Paxton they use those difficult issues to rile people up to divide us to distract us in order to win power for themselves we could come to a policy solution do tell us where those policy solutions are going to be enacted in state legislatures the laboratories of democracy laboratory. I can't wait.

They've been trying to reach policy solutions in the laboratory of democracy in Austin, Texas for a while, and every time they work on reaching those policy solutions, trans kids and trans people in general get hurt a little more. How about Alabama? How about West Virginia policy solutions? Because they've called James Tala ricko, the maggots, across the country, and particularly in Texas.

Everything but a child of God. They've questioned his manhood. They've suggested his testosterone is low. They've called him a sissy. They've accused him of being trans himself. If he is, it's the damn best case of a trans guy I've ever seen.

The most passing, and never mind, he's not. He's cis. He just happens to be an ally, and I need him to stay like that, please. But yes, He did moderate his position. Going back to June, he had said, well, I do not support gender reassignment surgeries for minors.

You know what? Neither do I. Neither do I. I generally don't support breast augmentation for 14-year-old cis girls either. might be interesting to know how James Talarico feels about the number one gender-affirming surgery given to adolescents in the United States, bar none, going away, namely top surgery for boys with gynecomastia who are constantly harassed by their schoolmates. Gynchomastia strikes a lot of pubescent boys. It often resolves.

Sometimes it doesn't. I mean, look at nitwit Nero. He's got tig old bitties that could be the envy of no small number of trans women. But what's this? He does not support gender reassignment surgery.

for minors. I don't think you'll find many trans people at all who do. But I hope to goodness that we don't form up our circular firing squad over this because there are no gender-affirming surgeries for minors. Except, of course, for boob jobs for 15-year-old little girls as long as their parents consent. Labiaplasties for 15-year-old.

year old girls as long as their parents consent, it's real. It happens. Self-conscious little 15-year-old cis girls who decide that because they're exposed to the misogynistic filth coming out of the in-cell and manhood movement that says that if a girl has protuberant labia menorah, that that means. she has been, in the language of those sick freaks, run through, when 99.9% of the time, she's never even had sex in the first place. But if they see Labia Majora and protuberant Labia Minora,

they will call her a roasty, referring to a cross-section of, say, an Arby's roast beef sandwich. Yeah, that's disgusting. but this idea that we can come up with a policy solution for trans girls in sports because nobody ever sends anything about the trans boys in sports because the transphobes just I mean even Fappy Thomas said it in in the recent case about Becky Pepper Jackson

well this ruling of course has no impact on trans boys they're free to play they're really just little girls and they're free to play in boys sports anytime they want to it's disgusting but I talked earlier about the ballot resolution on the ballot in Washington State this evening. That's an attempt at a policy solution, just like what James Tala Rico said. So is every trans girl sports ban in the country.

Saying something like that lacks nuance. Saying something like that is also ignorant. Because there are states now where here to four little girls, girls played in, played sports in, on a co-educational basis with little boys because nobody has an advantage, you know, until, well, notwithstanding what Cynthia said. But of course, if he wants to become a senator from the state of takes ass, James Tala Rico cannot say trans girls are girls, trans boys are boys. Nope.

That is political fucking suicide in this country. I don't think Calarico would sell out the trans community. I don't think he'd sell out any aspect or element of the LGBTQ plus community. But as the article I'm looking at notes, we could actually come to a policy solution, puts him squarely in the same camp as, well, Pete Buttigieg, Gavin Newsom, and Representative Marie

Glusencamp Perez of Washington and of course Rachel was not there to say hey, trans girls are girls because she's not going to do that it's not difficult

it's true but it is career and political supuku insert knife draw horizontally look at your own innards I won't say it's not depressing. But I will say, but I very badly want James Talley

to be the senator from the state of Texas. I won't say that James Talleyco is harm reduction, but there are instances where we have to engage in harm reduction. Maybe the issue is best left to people who are not afraid to speak out because they're not facing an electorate, a significant portion of whom pick their teeth with their toenail clippings.

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