Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 4 May 2026, Moran Monday

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

Cankles Caligula confesses he's turned the U.S. Navy into pirates. How long ago did I say that? Secret Service shuts down the White House because shots were fired a mile or so away in D.C. Legal expert confirms Nitwit Nero has a bunch of problems in the Cole Allen trial. Said that already, too. I swear sometimes it's like I live in a bubble-off-plumb future. Polk County Sheriff comes nigh giggling when he takes down a J6 terrorist for trying to hire a sex worker. Kudos for showing his pic with Julius Geezer.

The password is tantrum. It's showtime. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussin with America's only liberal transvilly elitists right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch,

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I don't know how it works. I was an English major in college, but apparently that is how it works. So, here we are. It is the fourth day of May. O'Lean New York saying, Happy May Day, obligatory Obi-Wan, misquote. These are not the immigrants you're looking for. No, they are not.

Thank you. Thank you so very kindly, Lee. And happy May Day to you as well. Of course, you know, Beltane was May the 1st. That was Friday. and I hope you all had a wonderful weekend it was brief here but it was good

it was nice to see Victoria for a couple of days she has a new work schedule that is challenging to say the least she goes in at 5 a.m. and gets done at about 1 p.m. And then she has to be

gone to bed like eight so it's just a little window of time for us to spend together but we had a lovely weekend together and uh well i can happily report that my ability to make a nice alfredo sauce is still with me um i whipped up a well i boiled some uh papadele pasta you know the wide the ribbons and uh i was chatting with brother deacon asa about it online and we both accomplished agreed that it's one of our favorite forms of pasta just because of the way it just grabs a good sauce and hangs onto it, clings to it. So I did that yesterday evening, and we had a nice Sunday evening dinner together.

You know, inexpensive, home-cooked, you know, nice all the way around. Oh, hi, I'm Roxanne. And every program here at the Horn begins with gratitude, and this program is no different. Thanks go out to our fourth, third, and second day of the month's subscribers via PayPal. And that means thank you to, thank you so much to Kim and Malin in New Jersey. Thank you to Paul. Thank you, Stephen. And thanks as well.

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as long as it has and special thanks and best wishes to our dear friend Joy in Ann Arbor, who messaged me earlier, and said, Sending you $41 as I celebrate 41 years of marriage to my adorable British hubby. Love and luck increase exponentially as the years roll by. Mercifully, the rocks in his head match the holes in mine. Have a good week, my friend.

Oh, happy anniversary joy to you and hubby, and many happy returns. I love that line. The rocks in my head match the holes. The rocks in his head match the holes in mine. That's just, that's perfect. That's the way things are supposed to work. So I hope,

I hope you all have a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, anniversary, maybe get to go out to dinner somewhere nice, or maybe just spend it quietly together, whatever your choice. But happy anniversary, joy. Happy anniversary. indeed. And so with that said, a quick calculation.

Let's see. So the dreaded funding deficit is down to 3184, and Joe just took the Bruce and Karen's Memorial Challenge, which started on Friday. but it was a Friday was an interesting evening and well it uh we got caught up in conversation as is so often the case so let's see we have $209 to go on Bruce and Karen's Memorial Challenge which if met thanks to uh ralps and an anonymous individual will take us down to 25 uh well basically 25 25 there we are zager and evans zager and evans wasn't it yeah yeah i think all over again

so fingers crossed now uh it was a busy weekend for various and sundry maggot morans and we'll get to that uh but let's start with the password namely uh tantrum. At this point in time, nitwitnero's entire life is just a series of tantrums. Last week, after our most

puissant, dread sovereign, Supreme Catholic majesties, announced the gutting of the last vestiges of the Civil Rights, the Voting Rights Act, basically Section 2, section 2.

You might recall when they struck down section 5, everybody, all the right winger said, oh, that's not so bad, still got section 2. Ha, ah, not anymore. And of course, old balls and strikes, John Roberts knew all along that he was going to go gunning for it, because

attacking the right to vote in this country for people of color, marginalized communities of citizens, has been his fetish object all along. I mean, I don't know what's let... Roxanne, don't ask. But I legitimately don't know what's left for him to attack

of goodness and decency in this once great republic. How about you? There's that old saying that Alexander the Great wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. Well, weep away, old balls and strikes, Roberts. Your purpose is fulfilled. You have no further reason to exist. Now just go gently into that good night, you vile, filthy, vulgar, fascist.

But that having been said, yeah, when that happened last week, House Minority Leader, Hakeem Jeffries said, we all know that, namely, this court is illegitimate. It is a bastard court, isn't it? Well, when he dared to criticize our most puissant, dread sovereign, supreme Catholic majesties, nitwit Nero threw a fit saying, Hakeem Jeffries, a low IQ individual. At this point in time, when he says low IQ, we know he's just expressing his desire to use,

you know, not worn. Because that's the only person, people he ever uses it for. Said our Supreme Court is a legitimate. After saying such a thing, is he subject to impeachment? I got impeached for a perfect phone call.

Where are you, Republicans? Why not get it started? They'll be doing this to me. You believe that? I mean, yes, we believe that. It actually happened. It's a real thing. Yeah. But

to raise the idea of impeaching a member of the House of Representatives, an elected member of the legislative branch of this country? Just as a gentle reminder, let's go to the impeachment clause of the Constitution of the United States of America. That would be your Article 2, Section 4. and for anyone not I mean we know this we don't Article 2 Section 4

The President, Vice President and all civil officers of the United States Shall be removed from office on impeachment for and conviction of treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors Now that would be your executive and judicial branch but of course nitwit Nero is dumber in the head than a hog is in the ass so he thinks that Hakeem Jeffries

can be impeached they got impeached for a perfect phone call it was perfect I know we're tired of saying this I know it gets wearisome I know it gets downright odious and it's not just that

he's mentally unwell it's that he's actually dumb, stupid, unintelligent, and proudly so. Now, if the House wished, they could move to expel minority leader Jeffries. It requires something on the order of a two-thirds vote of the entire House. That's what makes it unlikely to occur. But he is not subject to impeachment.

I know. I know. This is another one of those where I'm preaching to the choir, but the magnitude of his stupidity is really quite astonishing when you get right down to it. Just mind-bogglingly stupid. He is a stupid, stupid man. And part of this is also that he knows what's coming. for him if he can

if he can't figure out a way to throw a wrench into the midterm elections in November this year and no one dare tell him that impeachment doesn't

apply to the minority leader but that's not all because well I was minding my own business preparing dinner yesterday when a notification crossed my screen,

saying that former New York mayor and utterly corrupt former U.S. attorney, Rudy Giuliani, had been hospitalized in New York, I presume, in critical but stable condition later on. I saw notification saying he was fighting for his life. So anybody Anybody tried the new Mandalorian meal at Burger King? I mean that's about the gravity that I ascribe

to finding out that a nasty old creep who was shown to be a creep by none other than Sasha Baron Cohen when he tried to put the moves on someone he thought was a young reporter from a foreign country, a young female reporter, disgusting animal that he is. He said to be, like I said, fighting for his life. Well, get a, take a break, Rudy.

Don't fight so hard. Oh, but he probably hears bat wings fluttering around his ears, even as he's there listening to things go, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, in the hospital. But that doesn't matter because, yeah, no one's going to 25th Amendment him, no matter how crazy he is. And so once news of the hospitalization,

oh, he was hospitalized in Florida, duh, Well, that that that that bodes even worse for Rudy Gugliani. Flora Duh famously has done everything in its power to make sure that medical malpractice goes absolutely unpunished in that benighted state. They haven't actually announced a cause or reason for his admission to the hospital and his critical but stable condition and his fighting for his life. But nonetheless, Nitwit Nero ran over to tripe social and began triping wildly away. A fabulous Rudy Giuliani, a true warrior, and the best mayor in the history of New York City,

by far, has been hospitalized and is in critical condition. What a tragedy that he was treated so badly by the radical left lunatics, Democrats all, and he was right about everything. That was all caps. They cheated on the elections, fabricated hundreds of stories, did anything possible to destroy our nation, and now look at Rudy. So sad.

So the radical left lunatics did something. But the spirochetes who are shrieking each to each inside the thin gray settlements that slosh around between the years of nitwit, Nero, and pass for the remainders of a brain, are telling him what? And are the two women who sued him for defamation and one? Are they those radical left Democrats too? when in fact his

wild-eyed and grossly negligent defamatory statements about them he came near to getting them killed they had to move leave their homes over at blue sky Elena McCartney

he said Rudy Giuliani isn't the only one having a health crisis Trump seems to have forgotten that all sick bogus court cases regarding the 2020 election were lost, and that some of those lying lawyers are no longer allowed to practice. The president of the U.S. is stark raving bonkers daily, publicly. Well, you know, gosh, Rudy. What can a lady say? I hope it doesn't hurt too little.

So that's two examples just over this weekend alone, in which Nitwit Niro has proven himself to be, non-composcentus that's latin for bat-shit crazy oh and speaking of shitty lawyers for trump let's check in with

Jenna Ellis she was one of those terrible lawyers who got in on his 2020 election scam and was involved in some of those 60 lawsuits every one of of which went right down the toilet.

Jenna Ellis started a podcast, and on that, she has declared that that the only people to whom the First Amendment applies in the way of religious freedom are Christians, who can evangelize their faith. That, of course, that's not even remotely what the First Amendment says, but, oh, well, here we are. And hey, here's Jenna.

Take it away, Jen, Jen. If we're going to prefer a religion, we need to prefer the Christian faith. And more Christians need to stand up and actually say that and suggest that and say our laws need to be based on truth and the Christian worldview. And we say that in a policy context, kind of. But because the left has been so diligent, frankly, in trying to confine Christians to only uttering the Bible as authoritative within the four walls of the church, we often don't use the Bible as being authoritative in the public square. And that needs to change. The whole point of having a civil society that recognizes the principles of religious freedom is so that we can go and evangelize, so that we can

practice our faith so that we can train up our children in the way they should go. So as Proverbs says when they're old, they won't depart from it. It's so that we can preserve and protect the Christian way of life. I mean, we don't have all of these protections for our rights that our founders recognize come from God, our creator, so that we can go out and live a pluralistic society and say, well, let's recognize the dignity of Islam. I mean, that's not the point. That's not the purpose whatsoever. We have a civil government that protects the right of Christians to be able to live and work. And we have this whole perverted notion that somehow our Constitution demands pluralism that just isn't there if you take the whole context of the declaration, the Constitution, the founding, and everything we're celebrating in America 250.

Yeah, none of that is right. none of that is even in the same zip or area code or continental address of correct it must needs be noted that Jenna well was a feller at one point in time at the what the law the law chop shop known

as Jerry Fall Falwell University's standing for Liberty Center stand Liberty stand yeah the last thing in the world that the framers of the Constitution

were considering was evangelizing in 1787 when the Constitution was ratified, it is a safe bet. It is a, I mean, it's, it's a straightforward thing to say that the vast majority of people

in the young United States were somewhere between irreligious, deist, and some flavor of Christianity. There weren't even, that many Catholics here at the time. Darnest thing, right?

Funny how it's always Islam that they get around to mentioning. I guess nobody ever told Jen Jen that Thomas Jefferson had the first copy of the Quran in the United States and was part of the collection that he donated to form the core of the Library of Congress. Yeah. or that well the the Jewish community in Philadelphia made

Benjamin Franklin an honorary member of that synagogue uh-huh how does that how does that fit in with these blatherings of Jenna Ellis you can tell from what she was prattling on about here

you can see why she was a terrible lawyer for nitwit Nero back in 2020 and following. And I love the idea. And we have this whole perverted notion. Perverted? Really? Does it involve just a feather or the whole chicken, Jenna? That somehow our Constitution demands pluralism that just isn't there if you take the whole context of the declaration, the Constitution, the founding, and everything we're celebrating in America 250. you know, the America 250 that we're going to celebrate by putting a, well, not so much an image of a golden calf inside the passport to the United States, but more like the image of a golden, is there an animal out there that we despise enough that we would compare it to Trump?

The golden snake? How about the golden cowbird? I don't like cowbirds. Anybody like cowbirds? You know, cowbirds are the ones that will go into another bird's nest, kick the little nestlings out, and lay its own eggs in the other bird's nest, and then have the actual bird who has the nest, incubate and raise their cowbird young.

the context of the declaration which is close to being a religious document as it gets is God and nature's God there's that the Constitution which is utterly absolutely and completely godless the founding depends on what you mean by that

yes religious maniacs founded the Massachusetts Bay Colony the folks at jamestown were not so heavenly inspired they were they were looking for gold they'd heard the rumors coming up out of places like peru and mexico and well maybe we can find our own our own gold up here no gold here damn it so no let's see how about georgia was georgia founded on religious print no it was a penal colony Okay, Maryland had kind of a religious thing to it Because it was about Lord Baltimore wanted it to be a safe haven for Catholics Pennsylvania, Penns Woods Yeah, that was going to make room for the Quakers and whatnot

But it wasn't about evangelizing There wasn't anyone to evangelize You know To paraphrase George Carlin What were they going to do? Go out and nail lifts on the on the feet of the natives? Well, they did try to do that. With not a great amount of luck.

Oddly enough, the Roman Catholic Church was better at that. You know, burned a little sense into the locals, and then they immediately got, not immediately, but they got in line so that, yeah, right. What an idiot. What a just brass. bound dumbass. And at one point in time, you know, as a result of all the 2020 fraudulent claims of election, voter fraud, what have you, at one point in time, she got her law license suspended.

And, well, her gig now is at American Family Radio. And what does she do there? Well, she hosts anti-Semites. in particular a gospel sharp from the UK named Calvin Robinson he got stripped of his ability to be a priest in the Anglican Catholic

Church back in 2025 at a pro-life summit when he gave the Seahil salute at the end of his speech but once again this has nothing to do with Judaism This has nothing to do with Christianity. This has to do with a homicidal impulse

toward practitioners of Islam. And these dipshits don't even understand that there's not one monolithic Islam. People who are too dumb to even contemplate what Islam is about don't realize that there are numerous sects of that. faith system, Sunni, Shia, a few others, but those are the big two. And no, it's not like the difference between Anglicans and Catholics. Not even.

And there's no massive hierarchical superstructure like there is in, say, the Roman Catholic Church or the Greek Orthodox Church. Not at all. but there's the aforementioned Nazi Calvin Robinson who's penned a book called The Silent Jihad exposing the Islamification of the West It's being

flogged by another fascist preacher by the name of Joel Webbin, W-E-B-B-O-N and notice how she catches that initial statement with an if-clause, not a straightforward factual statement. If we're going to prefer a religion, we need to prefer the Christian faith. Well, how about let's don't prefer any religions, just like the framers and founders wanted,

who were very much nearer in time to the English civil wars which were religiously derived than they wanted to be at all. But good old First Amendment, which we have reduced to a life support system for the religion industry. Yeah. It's protected. The grift is protected. The graft is protected. The corruption's protected. It's all protected under the rubric of religious liberty.

And we should note that it is more in Monday. And, well, you know how it is. more and Monday. Gotta remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. You know. Morons.

Mm-hmm. And they're going to prove it. All program long. Without a doubt. Let me check, before we go on to the next installment. Let's, what, Jeremy?

Okay, which one of you nuts had egg beside being worked into the Robin Buster tonight on your bingo card please see Robin for your toaster egg aside going to need a little help here it's it's Monday I'm not quite back into the swing of things I didn't didn't know we had a toaster on the line this evening and uh from Cynthia you know I really wouldn't mind any good excuse to to open that bottle of champagne. I can always buy another one later. That's true.

Do you have a red dress? Red dress is mandatory, Cynthia, preferably with matching pumps. And, yeah, you could probably pick up another bottle. And you know what? I don't know how good that bottle is, but you want to make sure you've got a really good bottle for that really great day in the future. I mean, what, cordon rouge, crystal, Don Perignon, Leucle, Eucl, Eucl,

lots to choose from. But, you know, for the current possibility, you could probably, you could probably get by with where Rudy's concerned, to a bottle of cold malt duck. And as to Jenna Ellis, Cynthia adds, what a stupid, stupid person. What a stupid person! My fucking God, who the fuck does she think she is?

Take her out to the woodshed and do her some larning. Yeah, okay. Genocide, genocide. Which one of you nuts had genocide being worked? into the villa rockster tonight on your bingo. Yeah, okay. Genocide, since the cowbird kills the other birds young. Okay, okay.

Hey, look, you tune in every day? You never know what you're going to get. Oh, I wanted it. Okay, program note. Kind of late getting to it here, but sometimes when I tuck it away inside the broadcast, it gets more notice than if I do it at the front of the back. But I have an echocardiogram scheduled for tomorrow.

It's at three, and I don't know how long it's going to take. So there's a chance that I may not be on the air tomorrow, depending on how backed up they are over at the local health care outlet. So make a note, If I'm not here, I'll try to put up something on social media. I will do everything in my power to be here. I just don't know if I will. I don't even know how much is involved.

I mean, I've had EKGs. Is the echo going to be more of a, is that more of a sonogram thing? Anybody had one of those? Want to tell me? And then a week from today, the nuclear stretch test. That's what we call them here in the hill. It's a nuclear stress test. And they'll load me up with radioactive isotopes and put me on a treadmill and see if they can get me to have a heart attack.

I don't think I'm going to, but I've had two or three in the past and never did enjoy it. It reminds me of nothing else. It reminds me of having to run, we call them horses. Kids in high school athletics now call them suicide. reminds me of that, you know, you'd run to the 5-yard line, you run back, you run to the 10, you run back, you run to the 15, you run to the 20, you run back, you run to the 25, you run back, hated them, and you had to touch the ground every time.

That's what a stretch test reminds me of. And, of course, I'll be nice and radioactive for that, too. And probably not in the best frame of mind. That's scheduled for the morning, That shouldn't mess with the program. But, yeah, let's see. No coffee, decaf, or chocolate bastards after 6 p.m. Sunday night. And then Nehil Peros, after midnight, until the thing that's scheduled for nine,

who knows what time we're going to find out. Jeremy, okay, Jeremy. Jeremy says, call it off, not the year. not to echo cardiogram. Call it off, call the show off. That's at least two hours waiting and testing combined, maybe more. I'm loath to do that because then it'll turn around, but I'm the only patient they've had all day,

and they'll get me in, get me out, and we'll be done. And then I'll just be sitting here with nothing to do. So we'll hope for the best and hope that I, I'm on air. What did I say we're trying to raise to finish off Bruce and Karen's Memorial Challenge, 209? Yeah, 209. Could we knock that out pretty please? Yeah.

Just asking because we're at a half a month unfunded right now, still left over from April with two shows in May. And that way lies the end of a... No, no, but that way lies real, real problems. What's that, Brother Deacon? I've had two or three in the past, and I hated him. No, shit, I'd be pretty upset if I had two or three heart attacks the past, too. God damn it.

No, nuclear stretch tests, silly man. Camel Cardinal. But you knew that. And... Oh, and back to my... I saying there's no initiation. Wrong again, Kincaid. There is, in fact, a hazing ritual for folks who want to be a member of the podcast listening contingent.

The hazing is mainly not handled by Jeremy, the Colombian spy, and yours truly. Just saying. All right, you three. I will pull this 1971 Ford Country Squire station wagon over if y'all don't behave. I will. As to Champagne from Cynthia. uh moat and shandon a step up from corbell and the like not a real expensive bottle but should should do it oh yeah that's not shabby no but for somebody like rudy i think you want something a little

a little further down toward the gutter like i said cold malt duck uh maybe maybe maybe mad dog with sprite cynthia um that way you could wake up the next morning and say Jesus, I haven't felt this bad since Rudy Giuliani died. Okay, I'm kind of proud of that one, but I'll leave it up to y'all. No, Randy Radar, that's a dung beetle. No, I mean, they serve a purpose. And if you've ever seen video footage of a dung beetle, they work really, really hard putting those little balls of dung together

and pushing them home where they find them positively delectable. yeah but nice try uh seetsy fly maybe yeah none other than mark twain pointed out the uselessness of the setzy fly or the mosquito in the grand scheme of things twain went off at length on how Noah how hard Noah must have had to work to get a pair of male and female

mosquitoes aboard the ark yeah back to my nuclear stretch test um he says visit to Iranian nuclear site

yucca mountain uh actually uh I think they're just gonna run it into my left arm good times and Billable Rick says your echocardiogram if an electrocardiogram involves attaching

lubricated electrodes to your chest attached to wires which are attached to a machine which measures the electrical activity or heart ventricles then that test should take no more than 20 to 30 minutes an easy test for a patient. Yeah, I'm not having an EKG, I'm having an echo which I take it to mean that that's going to be some sort of

sonogram. EKGs I've also had. This time it won't be as difficult removing the little electrode transducers. And Cynthia adding, now wait a second.

I still have to be able to drink it and come out the other side, you know. Oh, I know. You'll be just fine. Just fill a ice, just an iced tea glass with ice and pouring about half Mad Dog 20-20 and the other half Sprite or seven up.

It'll get you where you're going in a hurry, but you will not like where you wake up, which may be your own bed or somewhere in the backyard or on the couch. But it's how you feel when you do wake up that really, really makes you say, I haven't felt this bad since Rudy Giuliani died. Not true, says Jeremy. Mosquitoes feed bats not useless at all. I think the bats could figure something else out.

There's got to be a better way. And Ralphs says, Don't make me sick Kayla and Tegan on you all. Finish off the challenge, you know, because Ropes is a part of the challenge. And, well, what Kayla and Tegan can do to a set of blinds? I mean, it's your blinds, but she doesn't want to.

Yeah. EKG When he says, sorry you'll be suffering But unlike Nittwit Nero, you can spell it Again, not having an EKG Because those are only good for measuring in real time The echo is more of a three-dimensional kind of thing That the sonar transducer produces

From Vell-L Rick Roxanne, stop telling the bats what they should eat besides mosquitoes Well, why can't... Meanwhile, the representative from PETA says, Well, why can't they eat soy or Kempath? Which reminds me, this being Moran Monday and all, I saw a story over the weekend. This is just how...

Well, this is the... This is the idiocy of this timeline. Who else could it be? Akron Zoo evacuated after bomb and active shooter threat. That was apparently a thing this weekend. Same thing happened in Cleveland.

Other parts of the country as well, there were bomb threats called into various and sundry zoos across the fruited plain. The Akron Zoo, this is according to 19 News, Cleveland 19, W-O-I-O-O-O-O. The Akron Zoo evacuated guests Sunday morning and is closed for the remainder of the day after receiving a bomb and active shooter threat. According to a release, the zoo received the threat at approximately 10.50 a.m.

and it implemented emergency management procedures. This is consistent with other zoos receiving similar threats in the past few days. Akron Police performed a comprehensive sweep of the entire park. Nothing suspicious was found. police were able to determine that the threat was false oh those those investigatory skills and the zoo is safe no injuries from staff visitors or animals were reported

the Akron Zoo is saying you know if you got roused it out of the zoo your tickets are still good and you can come back and they'll be honored but yeah they happen they happened uh in different parts of Ohio and around the country. And, I mean, call me skeptical, but I don't see this being the work of, and again, let's, let's make, let me make, make clear that I would not be at all surprised to find Crash Patel or Whiskey Pete or any of that other crowd of Loo's and losers. Or Netwittner, Iran wants to attack our zoos. but I'm guessing I'm guessing Pida

this seems like the kind of dip shittery they engage in oh well but all is well at the Akron Zoo the Cleveland Zoo and various zoos around the country hey could y'all just you know could you find folks at Peter

just kind of hold off while we're busy having a a dementia patient running the country who has the nuclear codes. Could you get, you know, just take a little break? Yeah, please. It's not like I'm entirely unsympathetic to your cause, but, well, that's not helpful. But since we're in Ohio, I'm seeing a little bit more coverage these days of the gubernatorial campaign of none other than, Wewick Ramamma Ding Dong

Who will be facing off against Amy Acton for governor of Ohio and it grieves me no end to say that Well He'll probably win Because you know Ohio would rather

elect A Republican With the IQ of a Seetzy Fly Than you know Any Democrat Especially a really Really smart Democrat

like Amy Acton. Nonetheless, oh dear. Nonetheless, a video clip has popped back up showing Weak Ramamamama Ding Dong saying,

and this is a quote. So, I'll be very honest, it's not a hard question. In our faith tradition, he's talking about him not being, I guess he's what, Hindu? So I'll be very honest, it's not a hard question.

In our faith tradition, Jesus Christ is a son of God. I know that's different than saying he is the son of God, but that's my view of Jesus Christ. Dude, no disrespect for Hinduism. I mean, y'all are a couple or three thousand years older than anything that that desert God came up with. and to be fair yeah it's my understanding

that the Hindus have always been kind of open and accepting of other people's deities oh you've got a different deity than we do here here

okay somebody somebody scoot the the idol of Ganesha over a little bit and yeah and yeah just push Cali a little bit

to the well to the right Okay, you can stick your God's idol right in there in that space, and everything will be groovy. Cool, cool. But this is not going to play well with the mouth-walking, knuckle-breathing, evil, gelical, faithful in Ohio. But fortunately, for Weak, Ramalama Ding-Dong, asked about Christianity and how to get into...

heaven uh well he tried to cover tried to back and well there's one true god uh in many forms uh

but a white male voter addressing him said the only way to heaven is through Jesus Christ and we went said I think that is the path and this well that is a path to heaven uh is the way we look

at it. Believe in God is what we say. Belief in the one true God. My head. But you know, what if it takes a few votes away from this tech bro hedge fund goon? Good. And the last time I checked in on Wewack, Ramalama Ding Dong, he was mocking Amy Acton for openly sharing her sense of community with other survivors of sexual assault and said that she was a one-trick pony and that's all she could talk about. I'm not going to be a callous bitch and say, well, let's see what you've got to talk about after you've had someone forced sex on you, Wewack. But then that would involve imagining someone actually wanting to engage in sex, whether it be consensual or forcible with Wewack, a llama ding dong. But his campaign has a secret weapon.

They've got a gospel sharp on board. An Ohio-based evil gelical leader named Aaron Bear. I knew a guy named Aaron Bear once. We went to high school together, and I'm glad that this is not that Aaron Bear. No, different spelling. This is A-A-R-O-N-B-A-E-R. He runs a 501c3 tax-exempt grift called the Center for Christian Virtue. And he said,

What's made We Wake a force on the campaign trail from day one is that he's not been afraid to take any question and have an honest conversation about where he stands. This transparency is one of his greatest strengths. Wait, he's trans? Walk! The video that's cropped up that we tried really hard to bury

I added that part. Shows the respect he has for Christians by being open about where we differ on matters of faith and honest about how he shares our values. He's shown more courage than most by

not wavering on his support for life, family, and freedom. Freedom! Wolverine! I wonder what would happen if if instead of Christianity he was talking to a Muslim.

Hmm? Mm-hmm? I bet it would be a different thing, don't you? But lo and behold, I mention all this because tomorrow assuming that the B. Buckeye State hasn't gone all bat-shick-crazy

like Georgia, like Alabama and Tennessee and Louisiana and is going to suspend the primary to go ahead and redistrict the state. No, tomorrow, tomorrow is the Ohio primary. And while Amy Acton has no competition, well, Weak has to beat a guy. Oh, the goddess of irony, never, never miss it, never misses anything.

His challenger in the maggot primary there in Ohio is none other than a guy named Casey. No, really, putch. It spelled just like you think it would be. P-U-T-S-C-H, as in Beer Hall, P-H. I wonder if his nickname's Beer Hall, because if it's not, it should be. He calls himself Casey the car guy, and, well, back in the middle of April,

you know, I learned, I learned something about Slavic culture last night. There's somebody on reels or TikTok. I see her reels on like Instagram. Probably on the ticot-to-to-ty thing. But her name is Anya, and she's Russian. And she's wonderful.

She loves pickles almost as much as I do. If she ever finds her way to West. Virginia, I'm going to get her a jar of secret sandwich Society Pickles for the People. And she'll love them. They got crunch and they got flavor. And the pickle juice makes a wonderful barbecue sauce. But I

digress. And she said because, and it resonated with me because it was some phrase in Russian. And you know, here for a long time, we've said that in regard to maggot slees every time you think that you've gotten down to the last basement there's another trap door and it goes and that there is no bottom and so this russian phrase said we thought we got to the basement but there was knocking from below meaning that no matter how bad things are it seems they're always working

which is kind of a take on what we've been saying here for a while no matter how weird yesterday was today's going to be weirder still and no matter how weird today is tomorrow's going to be weirder still well speaking of knocking from below uh casey beerhall putch posted the video jesus christ this is filthy um in which he had a toy rifle in his hands and said hey we wake you want to pull play cowboy versus Indians? And then followed it up and doubled down on the racist sleaze and said, Don't worry, it's feather, not dot. Beer Hall Putsch also said of Wewack Ramalama Ding Dong, that he's an Indian foreign national-born anchor baby billionaire that extols no conservative values.

Oh, God. And then the goddess of irony tweaked Beer Hall Putsch on his little pink tomato nose, because Weak Ramamala ding dong, no matter what else you want to say about him, and there's plenty of negative to say, I mean, how sleazy do you have to be to mock a woman for being a survivor of sexual assault? I mean, that's in the gutter, but, you know, that's in the basement, but there's knocking from below. Wewack Ramalama Ding Dong was born in Cincinnati. And now I have to think about that song I heard as a child Watching Captain Kangaroo about the Cincinnati Dance and Pig

with the riggedigigig, jiggity, jiggity, jiggygygy-dig. Knocking from below, Reverbo asks, Is that like a message from below asking for a friend? No, no. It means no matter how low you go, no matter how awful things get, there's still knocking from below. you think you're in the basement, but no, there's a basement below the basement.

There's another trap door somewhere. And that you only thought it could be that this was as bad as it could get. You know, just like when, oh, I mean, I know you were around for this one, Reverbo. I've mentioned this in the past. Just like way, way, way, way, way back when the earth was young and so were we. when George H.W. Pappy Bush chose as his running mate an absolute moron

named Dan Quail. And everybody just sort of sat back for a minute and said, well, we have reached the nadir of the republic. No one has ever been nominated for so high in office that was so stupid a person. Well, we'll all play. pray for the well-being of George H.W. Bush so that

this absolute, breastbound idiot never gets anywhere near the presidency. Ah, well, we got past that one. And then, Reverbo came the knocking from below. Oh, shit! And there was the smiling face of George W. Bush. And since it was below, there was Dick Cheney, too.

He hadn't even taken his horns, tail, and cloven hooves off yet. So we survived eight years of George W. Bush and Richard B. Dick big-time Cheney before he dicks you. And we breathed a sigh of relief on January the 20th, 2009, as a pair of capable men, Barack Obama and Al Gore. not Al Gore, what am I thinking? Joe Biden, good God, Roxanne, were inaugurated. And I said, well, surely that's the worst it could possibly get. Because remember, John McCain had chosen as his running mate, a woman who made Dan Quayle look like a Mensa member.

Yeah, you remember Godzilla from Wasilla. So, what newspapers do you read? Oh, I read all of them. Well, we breathe a sigh of relief. And then came the knocking from below. There stood Donald Trump. And I'd like to, yeah, I know, you understood Reverbo. I was just doing some comedy from the blue side of town.

Hey, we try to work clean here. No, we don't. But, yeah, no, thank you. But, yeah. Have we learned yet? not to say this is as bad as it can possibly get because it can it can get worse

it can get so much worse really and there's you know there's evidence in the in the Moran files this evening no doubt about it um

further proof I mean I understand this timeline is challenging I would think it would be more challenging for liberals, progressives, some centrists, Democrats,

but apparently it's stressful for some maggots too. For proof, we go to the State House of Minnesota. The state of nice. Well, maybe not quite so nice.

White Bear Township, Minnesota. Are you listening, Jessica? Are you prepared to do the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, graphical consult on this one. White Bear Township sent a maggot by the name of Elliot Engen to represent them in the state legislature

in the House. And, well, he and another maggot representative, Walter Hudson, were hailed before the Minnesota House Ethics Committee to answer questions and lo and behold did not have this on my bingo card maggots ms jesus maggots defending day drinking

no really this past Friday having been hailed before that said committee which is comprised of two republicans and two democrats which means they had to have enough consensus to call a hearing well Elliot Engen said well I'm a good I'm a good legislator who doesn't like to listen to nonsensical ideas brought forward by lefty activists

so it was on the 26th day of March as he sat in a committee meeting of the House Education Finance Committee he and the aforementioned Walter Hudson decided to dip out of the hearing. They dipped out of the hearing in favor of a snack at Burger Mose. Now, we've got a substantial number of folks who listen there in the greater Minneapolis, St. Paul area. So if you'd like to provide us with some local color on Burger Mose in St. Paul,

do please because when they dipped out and went to Burger Mose, well, they decided to have a beer, or in the case of the other one, a couple of alcohol drinks. Yeah. Bring me a quadruple Harvey Wallbanger and a triple Long Island iced tea sex at the beach. That's two drinks. Mm-hmm.

And Engin, brazening it out, said to the committee, to say that I was anything other than official and professional in my duties the day of the 26th is quite frankly wrong, and my work ethic stands for itself. And then Hudson chimed in saying, as everyone with any proximity to the legislature well knows, members leaving hearings on our floor sessions for a wide variety of reasons, both official and personal is extremely commonplace. I had one beer.

It was about three feet tall. It's one of those things, you know, they serve it in those yard glasses, and you have to be careful not to let the air bubble splash the beer on you, but I'm pretty good at it. No, I had one beer. Well, Hudson said, I had two alcoholic drinks. I'm an alcoholic and they were drinks.

No. He didn't say that. Hudson said, I haven't had any due process here. I didn't get an olive in my martinis neither. And he, by the way, is a maggot from Albertville, Minnesota. You know, they come to the big city there where there's like lots of drinking choices, don't you know?

I didn't get any due process. Otherwise, I would have had the opportunity to present witnesses who could testify to the number of vodka shooters that they find in the women's restroom off of the retiring room. Really? You've got a colleague who goes in and digs through the rubbish in the ladies' room to count the number of vodka shooters? And someone tell me more about these vodka shooters.

Are those the little test tube thingies that you see? Or let's see, what's it called? They sell this shit. It's up at the Rippy Mart. Bootwagger! Comes a little half-pint bottle. It's got all kind of into. There's purple and blue and red and pink.

Yeah. I've never tasted one. I hope I never taste one. Shit looks nasty. I was talking earlier, but shame on me for suggesting Mad Dog 2020 and Sprite to Cynthia. Nah, Cynthia, honey, go straight to...

Go straight to the Johnny Bootlegger. No, don't. Sis, don't. Don't do it. But, yeah, the Democratic Farm Labor Party members there of filed the complaint against these two tippling maggots. And the two maggots were deeply, deeply upset that it happened. And, well, DFL House floor leader, that that was. be your Democratic Party of the DFL in there in Minnesota.

The floor leader Jamie Long filed the ethics complaint, said in no other job is it acceptable to leave in the middle of the workday to go drinking and it should not be acceptable at the Capitol either. The public

expects us to do our jobs. Gentlemen, we could lose our phony baloney jobs. I haven't gotten a harumph out of that guy. Rumpf! Watch your ass. But here's the thing. The complaint nor the committee followed up. I mean, they didn't follow up, I should say.

Because things got much more interesting in the wee early morning hours of the 27th of March. Remember, they went day drinking and played hooky from the education. committee on the 26th. The education committee was probably talking and discussing some crazy leftist idea like teaching children to read in school. Yeah. But on

later on the 27th because apparently they didn't go back to work. Remember this is more on Monday, right? Well, there was a little traffic stop there in White Bear Lake. Engen was driving. his pick-em-up truck and Hudson was a passenger. The cops reported that Hudson, the passenger, was impaired,

which is Minnesota-speaking for fucked up whilst carrying a firearm his pistol. That's just a misdemeanor in Minnesota. So, unfortunately, the cops didn't breathalize Hudson, so they're not going to charge him with the actual crime. Engen, on the other hand? Well, Engen got busted for DUI. I had one beer at Burger Moes. Well, you some sort of lightweight.

But Ralph's serving as the Horn Ad Hoc Burger Moes Research Committee has pulled up Burger Moes great bruise from around the world. Oh, seasonal, dunkel, hawkershore, Munich, dark, surly winter eyes, Schnell's peanut butter chocolate porter, oh my goodness, ale Smith, no, me'll-n-l-l-l-nit-brown ale, summit winter, three Floyd's, Alpha Klaus, lift, bridge, fireside, flannel, s'mores beer. Oh, come on, stop it!

But that Alpha Klaus as a Christmas porter that comes in at 7.3% alcohol by volume. They got your hams, they got your Mexican honey light, your Bush light, your Mac Golden Light, your Modelo, your Stella Artois,

your cheerleader beer, Michelob Ultra. They've got enough IPAs to turn the entire state of Minnesota mouth's inside out. Best happy hour in town, three to six and nine to close. Let's see.

The Paperworks Ninja versus Unicorn. Come on, guys. Brewers, this is getting as silly as the shades on a, on an eye shadow palette, okay? I mean, okay, I got an eye shadow palette here somewhere.

There we go. This is an eyeshadow palette called Sour Yadou pink lemonade, sangria, sweet, refresher, bellimami, tart, chocolate, sour, icy. That's kind of banal. Let's try another one. Yeah, here we go. Enchantment, devotion, mystic, enigma, starry, spellbound, tempterous, allure, rose, fog, sacred, aura, celestial.

Celestial is really, really kind of out there. See what I did there. Hayes, Euphoria. Half of those could be beer names, according to these people. Oh, and they got cider, too. I love cider. It goes on and on and on. Castle Danger George Hunter Stout.

Hey, yeah. Thanks for Alps. Like I said, I don't know if I'm looking at, I don't know if I'm in an eye shadow palette or a beer menu. So his defense to leaving the meeting, Engen's, was. No, yeah, Engen said, well, the testimony was from non-profit leaders and Department of Education employees, and I didn't want to listen to them because of their role in fraud in Minnesota's public program. Yeah, when the parts of the job that aren't productive that aren't conducive

to good policymaking are requiring you to sit and continue playing in that charade, I don't play that game. I will leave happily no. that they can continue to blow hot air without my presence. So at that point, a member of the Democratic Farm Labor Party, Representative Jenny Clavorn, said, Do you think Minnesota taxpayers want you to skip work to go have a snort, a belt? Oh, I'm extremely grateful to every taxpayer that helps pay for my salary. I think a reasonable person in an average Minnesotan be taking a lunch with a full-packed workday

I think that they would see it as completely common sense. How about the part where you don't go back to work and you wind up shit-faced in the middle of the night on the 27th? Just asking for some friends in Minnesota. Oh, and then, of course, there... Ah, I understand now. Conspiracy. It was a setup. Because a...

Somebody... A former staffer was planted in burger mows. because they knew that somehow, you know, precognition, telepathy, I don't know, that these two drunks would wind up at Burger Mose. And so that this former staffer was planted there, and the former staffer took on a photo, and the picture of them shows them with beers and empty tumbler glasses. And Engen said, oh, somebody else joined us, who also works at the Capitol, and they left the empties there.

In that inflammatory social media post, he deliberately framed two members taking lunch break as though we were slacking off from our jobs. That's Hudson, the one with the gun and the snootful. At face value, this does not appear to be neutral evidence. it looks a lot more like partisan opposition research. You cannot make this shit up. Ah, thank you. Thank you, John. John just wrote in, former North Dakota, John and St. Paul.

White Bear Lake is east of St. Paul. Albertville is west of the Twin Cities. Those two are drunken judds. There is some optimism here. Today the state Senate passed an assault weapons ban might be harder to get through the House as it's tied 67 to 67. Amy Klobuchar gave her first speech as a gubernatorial candidate yesterday. Meanwhile, we have a reality show person running for Congress, DFL.

The My Pillow dumbass is running for governor. That would be Mike Lindell, Mr. Meth Pillow. And a failed NBA star and former NBC sideline reporter running for the U.S. Senate, both Rethaglicans. Yeah, that's Royce, what's his name, who presently has a protective order entered against him to keep him from getting anywhere near his wife or one of his kids. John notes, this political season will not be dull. Break out the hot dish. Okay.

All right, Minnesotans, I want your best hot dish recipes. I know there's tater tots. It's what else that makes the difference. break out the hot dish and anything from unpaid product placement new glaris brewery yes wait a minute are you telling me hold the are you telling me you can get new glaris products in minnesota or are you uh smoky and the banditing it over to wisconsin and bringing it back uh i don't drink much beer anymore but i would gladly

fill a right tall schooner with spotted cow oh that's a fine fine beer It's the corn grits in the finishing that makes it. If only New Glaris knew the love that I have for them and send out to them every time their name gets mentioned gracious. Thanks, John. Now, remember, as John said, White Bear Lake is east of St. Paul. Albertville is west of the Twin Cities,

and those two are drunken chuds. That's the Rimalama Ding Dong of the evening so far, John. That's beautiful. Lee and New York vodka shooters? I hear that they shoot straight. Ah, ha ha ha ha. I will grant you that the llama grinned at that one. Lee notes obligatory drink joke.

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The elect officials ask, are you going to finish that? Lee, watching the priest, rabbi and minister walking into the bar. Okay. Oh, yeah. Horse walks into a bar, bartender looks and he says, why have a long face? Guy walks into a bar with a giraffe on a leash.

Giraffes pretty well behaved. They sit down at a table, and the guy takes the collar off of the giraffe and sets it on the table. Bartender says, hey, you can't leave that lion on the table. The guy says, it's not a lion, it's a giraffe. Ah! Oh, Emilio, you have no idea how wrong you are. Extreme communist talkress admits to hating beer. And Ralph says,

Nuclaris Brewing Company, only Wisconsin. So, John, you want to tell us about your little smoky and the bandit thing you got going on there? Curious? Just after reading that Burger Moe's beer list, I'm going to have to have an Alka-Seltzer. Defending daydress. drinking. Lee says, what these people do every day makes people want to drink. What are they supposed to do? Every day is a day. When are they supposed to drink? Well, you know, never drink without a reason. Suns up, mails in, somebody's birthday somewhere.

Good Lord, where is this program going? We've got to, my goodness, we're almost to the third hour of the program. Yeah. And we've got a sighting of constitutional scholar Mike Lee of Utah. So I presume we all know that Spirit Airlines departed for the Spirit world this past weekend. Yeah, we're out of business. Maybe some other airlines will honor your Spirit tickets. We don't know.

Micah sent me a meme over the weekend showing a spirit hanger when somebody had hung the I mean yeah it's a meme done Photoshop but somebody had changed spirit and then put Halloween under it well apparently and pretty much everybody with two brain brains cells to rub together, knows that Spirit Airlines

died a cruel and painful death because of the fuel prices that have gone through the roof as a result of nitwit Nero and, well, Psycho-Bebys, war against Iran

that they started with a sneak attack. But not according to constitutional scholar, my cleo of Utah. No. earlier today, running over to X and posting his excrement, constitutional scholar Mike Lee said he put up a photo of O.J. Simpson and Nicole Brown Simpson saying that Elizabeth Warren, not Mike Lee's orange pedophile daddy,

but Elizabeth Warren killed Spirit Airlines in the same way that OJ killed Nicole in their ongoing effort to blame anybody except their Orange Daddy Elizabeth Warren they said killed Spirit because she blocked a merger with JetBlue Mike Lee said, Nailed it! Over at NS Now their columnist, Eric Michael Garcia

said, I know as a journalist we don't express opinion but it is disgusting for a United States Senator to make a joke like this about a colleague. The thing is, Mike Lee will never answer for this because he refuses to talk to reporters, and he knows a joke like this, a joke, is morally disgusting. He's just completely cooked his brain on internet memes. Well, they call it X, and we call the posts their excrements. Yeah, for a reason. Oh, and just a little bit of...

Oh, wait, we're back to... We've got another note. from John. New Glaris. John says, I'm 30 minutes from Hudson, Wisconsin. I know where Hudson is. I had dinner there once.

With Bruce and Karen, as a matter of fact. Whose challenge is still on the table and needs $201. I'm 30 minutes from Hudson, Wisconsin, which is how I get this beer. By the way, their colch is great. The fruit beer,

strawberry rhubarb, and raspberry tart are and they just came out with an amber logger. I still have to go to Wisconsin to get it. I'm close. Oh, tell me more about the coach. That's my favorite beer style in the whole wide world.

Originally comes from Cologne, Germany. And of all the German beers I've tried, that one stands head and shoulders above the rest, I once referred to it as the ultimate lawnmower beer. It's just perfect. Pretty straw color.

It's not terribly hoppy. Not terribly malty. It's just crisp and clean. No, no. Just no. Oh, from Daryl in Houston. I can't subject line realists. I can't attach an image, but picture three glasses half full of a yellow liquid.

First glass says, I'm half full. Second glass says, I'm half empty. Third glass says, I think this is piss. Caption, realists, the only ones who really know what's going on. Oh, Dave number 11, shame on you. But in the best possible way. I stole this from Scott Galloway.

My daughter-in-law laughed. How do you spot the sightless man at the nude beach? It's not hard. Well, this one goes into the books, Dave Number 11. As being yours, this program has gone off the rails and into the gutter at approximately 6.52 p.m. Eastern daylight time, 3.52 p.m. Pacific daylight time. And that's all yours. Yeah.

But no, to get back to what I was going to say a moment ago, by the way, the lines are open. If anybody would like to jump in for some conversation. The stress line is 844-843-4676-844 The Horn. And, of course, you can also reach the program via Discord and the Old Holler Tree. If you're already a member of the community or, you know, you can gine up. And, well, one of the juvenile delinquents will check you out and let you in. Okay? Yeah.

There we are. far out ahead of the curve, it's like we're on a straight road. At this point in time, my mental image for that is basically that long straight road through Monument Valley. We say it here, it comes out there. Nitwit Niro over the weekend via Agenz France Press was describing an operation where the United States Navy seized a vessel saying, We land on top of it, and we just.

took over the ship, we took over the cargo, took over the oil, it's a very profitable business. This was Friday at a rally. We're like pirates. We're just sort of like pirates. But we're not playing games. Which pirates played games? And what game? Backgammon, Parchisi?

Shuffleboard? I hear that's big aboard ships. Who was the gameplay? Was he mixing his metaphors? Were the bucks? That baseball team from Pittsburgh playing down in Florida? I don't know. So there it is.

I've been saying since we started murdering people in little open boats off the Venezuelan coast and in the Pacific as well, that the United States Navy had been repurposed into piracy on the high seas, and here's the admission. From none other than the President of the United States of America. God damn it. Nittler pirates. YAR. Hey, nitwit Niro.

Say y'ar, and then draw a clock showing 2 p.m. No, not a digital clock, one with the hands. Bet you can't. But the confirmations just keep coming. What, Jeremy? Lib Transphili elitist talker promotes drinking and driving as long as it's on your lawn or the neighbor's lawn or some or many lawns in the neighborhood, especially if it's German hops, doing the choice. Who said anything about driving? I said it's the ultimate lawnmower beer.

You're just pushing, you're just walking behind the mower with one hand on the handle and throttle and the other. Bodle? New Gloros. Oh, and on Friday, we played the clip from Ashley St. Clair, who was doing everything in her power to put a lot of distance

between Andrew Calvette and the other Chud there at the Charlie Kirk show. Yeah. Well, apparently, I don't know if she had an inside track or whatever, but, you know, she closed that clip by saying,

shudder the show. This is just sad and embarrassing. Well, something's going on. Blake Neff and Andrew Calvet are now trying to get themselves unstuck from their orange Jesus as he continues to ramp up his

war that he and BVNet and Yahoo started against Iran. But over the weekend, Trump announced via True Social, that he was going to start opening the strait, escorting countries that are, quote, unquote, victims of circumstance. And he's calling it Operation Freedom, where they're going to be leading and guiding ships through the Strait of Hormuz to sort of ease maybe the economic fallout from the strait being closed. Obviously, about 20 to 30 percent of the world's energy flows through the Strait of Hormuz. And just before the show began, we started hearing rumors that Iran was firing back after this announcement from the president.

So what do we have? We have the UAE says that four missiles have been shot at the UAE, four cruise missiles. Three were intercepted, one dropped into the sea. But we are also getting confirmations that there is a fire at the Fujaira oil industry zone. So it goes by foyes caused by a drone strike coming from Iran, and UAE is issuing safety alerts. And basically, this is now an open question. Does this violate the ceasefire? Are we about to see a return to kinetic hostilities led by the U.S. military in the region?

We are told there's about 15,000 service members activated right now in this moment. There was also reports unconfirmed, I believe, at this point that a South Korean tanker was hit by a mine in the strait. So we're looking for confirmation on that. But this then is, it seems like, a return to the storylines of about a month ago, Blake, or three weeks ago, where, you know, we could be at the precipice of active military strikes against Iran once more. We could. We could see more strikes. we could see attempt, you know, if they're launching stuff at the UAE, that could very much be signaling, ships shouldn't join this attempt to run the blockade.

They're trying to show they can still shoot missiles that can hit things, trying to spook them. So we might. How about this? The UAE bailed out of OPEC. OPEC met and decided they would ramp up production because everybody's paying a terrible price. The whole world for nitwit Nero's dumbass war. But, well, apparently that didn't influence Iran too terribly much. Getting out of OPEC.

See an escalation where the U.S. tries to induce ships to come along. Iran might try to hit them. If they do, then they might see strikes. You know, we're seeing why this has proven such an intractable and difficult conflict, which is it's been difficult for us to actually shut down Iran's ability to launch missiles. We haven't knocked down that regime. The blockade does seem to be having some effect, but it hasn't caused the regime to collapse. It's difficult to destroy a country by blockade, even when it's an island, as we've seen with Cuba.

Yeah, well, so the major effect, I think, of the blockade is economic, right? The 40% of Iran's GDP has been wiped off the books in just the last. two months and there is an issue when you stop oil production. So essentially what is happening in Iran is that they are still pumping because if you stop pumping, you can cause permanent damage to the wells. They might not ever come back actually in the same way that they were. So either you lose them all together or future production is greatly degraded. So what they have to now do, since they're not able to get any of their oil out, is they're trying to find storage in Iran. So you're trying to find places where you can actually store.

store the oil, and once you run out of that, then you have to stop production. And there's another issue is that when the oil is going out, obviously you're getting revenue in. Well, if you stop getting revenue in, and this represents the vast majority of the Iranian economy, then essentially you're going to run out of the ability to pay your troops. So they're looking at about 20 days out from running out of money, according to estimates, to be able to pay their troops. The question is, will that stop the IRGC? Will you get mass defections? Will they just kind of tough it out, grin and bear it?

The line that everybody likes to use is that they have a high pain threshold and can tolerate a long-term drawn-out painful situation. What I will say is I think we've seen a lot of very optimistic estimates that they can't last another day. They can't last another week. and we're almost two and a half months into this and hasn't fallen yet. So I think we're seeing why it was, we're frankly seeing why Charlie issued so many warnings about a conflict like this. Yeah, I mean, this was the great white whale of the neocon establishment as they wanted to take out the Iranian regime. This is why we are always skeptical about it. This is why we didn't, we didn't, you know, beat the drums of war over at the Charlie Kirk show.

is because this is a very, as you say, intractable potential problem. How do you finish this off if they're willing to just sort of grin and bear it and lose their economy in order to not lose face and to maintain their dignity and their sovereignty? And remember that they control the vast majority of the shoreline of the Strait of Hormuz. They're claiming it as their own. Ultimately, they're sort of feckless, but all they have to do is wait it out, then that becomes a massive problem. So we obviously root for success, but we're also very honest about the fact that there doesn't seem to be a quick, easy, obvious route out of this conflict as we currently see it. Yeah, we're controlling things. We destroyed their Navy.

We destroyed their military. Their missile capacity to shoot them and to produce them is greatly degraded. But at what point do we just have to keep this going? Is this like a forever quagmire where we just have to blockade the strait? and energy prices around the globe remain inflated. So that's a huge, huge question. And we don't have an answer to it yet. And this is why we were always, I would say, warning about this conflict.

This is why I think Charlie was accurate to be warning about this conflict. You know, there's a lot of talk about, is Iran a rational actor? Are they making decisions rationally? This was obviously first and foremost, the discussion. about nuclear weapons, but now it becomes, obviously, it would be in their best interest to get a truce, to get a peace, just for economic reasons. Are they rational in that sense? I'm not so sure that they're going to behave rationally when it comes to this because they believe that they have the leverage. And we talk about leverage.

They think they have the leverage because they can stand this conflict longer, potentially, than the patients of the American people. And what we'll say is also there's going to be, because we've been around this for several months, there's going to be people, I think, adjacent to the White House, maybe in the White House, who will tell the president, if you do this one thing, if you take this one step that's more aggressive, put boots on the ground, seize Karg Island, you'll be able to end the war. One, be skeptical of that, and two, we ask every young person who comes on this show how their friends feel about this. And every single time they've said, it's very unpopular. Yeah.

Run away! Run away! Jesus. And behind Blake there, or Andrew, I don't know which one. I can't tell him without a program. It was a picture of Chuckles Kirk saying, May Charlie Kirk be received into the loving arms of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Y'all, he died unshriven.

Sorry. just how it works. I don't make the rules. St. Peter just enforces them. God. From Steve in New York. Yes. Is Iran rational?

Oh, for pity's sake. No, and see, again, that's how we get in spots like this. Oh, no, Iran's crazy. No, they're not. They're acting within their own rational. self-interest and they've been preparing for this for 47 years they expected this to happen under Jimmy Carter they expected it to happen under old 666 himself Ronald Wilson Reagan they expected it to happen under Pappy Bush or Bill Clinton or Deb you but are

they rational no I would draw your I would draw our attention to September the 11th 2001 when the minute the planes hit the buildings The Iranians put out a statement saying, hey, that was not us. That is some sleazy shit. That's some dirty, nasty, filthy, Saudi shit right there is what that is. And you know what? They were right. And speaking of which, the propaganda wars continue.

Goodness gracious. and they just keep getting more devastating. Here's the latest one. Lego Iranians walking through the rubble. Americans standing in line outside of Golden Trump building. Nittwit Niro and Dibi. Love for the people. It's from Tehran.

I'm writing this from Tehran looking up at the sky, wondering how many drones are going to pass us by. Another meaningless war. Another theater of blood. While our mothers are we, bearing the young in the mud It ain't just here It's the soldiers you send the cross

Emily's fractured for a line drawn in the sand Now let's talk about Trump The man painted in gold Tearing up the agreements Acting reckless and bold Sanchez choking my people Couldn't get medicine in Assassinated our general

And you cheer for the wind You creature bow morals Put the word on his back But check the flight logs on Epstein Look at your tracks Listen to mine Who were living in fear To the working class

People trying to make ends meet To the students protested Marching out on the street We are one and the same Just trying to survive Just trying the system Bridge the divide To lay down the weapons

To swallow the pride We don't need another missile No more tactical strikes We need conversations on what the future looks like My purpose For the leaders But for the innocent souls For the next in line

Signing out It's brilliant Now there's no getting around the fact That it's propiaanda And Well Interesting that even Lego women in these videos

have to cover their filthy, sinful, infidel hair you know, lest the men be carried away by paroxysms of wild sexual lust. I'm eyes wide open about this propaganda. I recognize the brilliance of it, but I do worry about people who see this, and, you know, get their news from places like the tickety-to-to-to-machine,

the war should end, and the people who started it should face the harshest form of judgment and justice. You know, world peace is a wonderful thing to ponder, especially for, you know, scholarship pageant contestants. It's a scholarship program. Yes, but I can spot this stuff from a mile away. And tucked into the video there, you should know, is a representation that Democrats are complicit in this. Well, all of them aren't.

There's a handful who are. Make no mistake. Kirsten Mansion comes to mind, you know, John Fetterman. or that who's that jackass in Florida fine that be given the opportunity he would murder every Iranian he could get a bullet through

but it's Democrats who are out there putting up resolutions to call this filthy monstrous illegal unconstitutional regime to account that's all that's all But, oh, by the way, is something a little more in the way of fun in terms of videos.

An homage to mayonnaise mouth, hairless Heydrick, you know, Stephen Miller. This is a dandy, too. The Ballad of Stephen Miller. All the tales were telling. There's a sad one left to tell about a man who most would say a say, Stand it straight from hell. His dis- Singing it.

He's a twat. Stephen Miller is a million things. A decent man is... He's really should be part of the United States. Yes, his head and his face look. He's trawler is the meanest. There is an asshole. A million things.

A decent man is not. There's a douchebag. He's a tur. He's a tur. Stephen Mill make it weep. Is with his special brand lust. He's really just. A roodin-to-ting.

Cladler is a million things. A decent man is not a douchebag. The United States of America is running Venezuela. By definition, that's true. Jake, we live in a law, or sorry, we live in a world in which you can... Oh, do shut up. From an account called MAGA at MAGA country music on Instagram, Bruce Kluger is responsible for the song and the lyrics.

Stephen Miller is an asshole long distance dedication going out to mayonnaise mouth Miller hiding in a bunker somewhere in Washington, D.C. I told you it was a good one. But that's by no means all for this morning, Monday. We've got another half hour or so of fun and frivolity. You know, a long, long time ago,

I began putting out the warning that while America, the United States, while the United States does in fact need to enter the 20th century and have a woman be president of the United States, that we should temper our statements desiring that because, well, if you think about horrible women leaders, well, look, hey, Down in hell. There she is. Yeah. Maggie Thatcher, how you doing? Really? You'd have to do that to Ronald Reagan for all eternity now? Sorry, hon. What's Nancy do? Oh, she's not down there.

Oh, okay. Uh-huh. Well, there was some reporting over the weekend that Nitwit Niro has decided who he wants to be his hand-picked successor. And like I said, you know, be careful what you wish for. It was back during the first reign of, well, let's see, Bush was the reign of error, so this is just what, the reign of dirp. Sarah Baxter writing over at Eye Paper said that he has made clear,

nitwit Nero has, who he wants to take over the maggot movement. once he is no longer among the quick. Guess who he wants it to be? I actually named her back then in the first term. Yep. I remember talking about it. Two terms of nitwit and arrow, and then along comes. Tadda, I wanka.

So Sarah Baxter said, yeah, said if he could handpick his political and showbiz air, would be Iwanka, noting, according to the book, Apprentice in Wonderland, when Trump left the show to run for president, he wanted his daughter to take it over, I didn't press it. He, I didn't press it, but I felt Iwanca would have been by far the best person you could hire. Ms. Baxter went on and said, Trump has done all he can to smooth her path with the experience and money needed to become America's first woman president. Her husband, Jared Kushner, also a former White House advisor, made a cool $2 billion with Saudi investors on leaving office.

He returned this year as a special peace envoy and leading Iran negotiator. We've seen how that worked out. While continuing to do business in the Middle East, she said, I don't doubt Jared would be delighted to serve as first gentleman in consulieri to President Iwanka Trump, but they're both too smart to set their sights on the near future. While, Eric the dumber thinks he's got presidential timber. In the Financial Times last year, he said, I think I could do it. And by the way, I think other members of our family could do it too.

Trader Tott, for his part, said, I'm used to getting up on stage with a mic and talking to 10, 15,000 people. Anybody got any baking? He said, and I didn't realize this, but Trader Tott, will be, oh God, the bribery continues. Oh, Jesus. Amazon is going to produce, no, really, a remake of The Apprentice. And Trader Tot is going to be the central figure, the one who gets to say,

You're fired. Yeah. Ah, good shit. I don't know why my dad saw an Adderall. Peruvian flake is where it's at, man. Just remember, we get stuff right that other people don't even ponder. I'm warned about this eight, ten years ago. Oh, I didn't realize that.

When I said the Lego women must still cover their filthy, sinful, infidel hair, Brother Deacon Asa said, To be fair, since the regime murdered that innocent 22-year-old girl back in 2022 and the advent of the woman life freedom movement, they have indeed backed off the hijab requirement unless the filthy women

are going into a government office or a religious institution. This, by the way, goes to show that change is indeed possible from within and that you don't need missiles to catalyze that change. No, I think the missiles probably make that change harder, don't they? Father Deacon, when I was traveling earlier on Saturday, I happened to cross, well, West Virginia Public Radio running This American Life, and it was a series of recreations of voice notes that had been snuck out of Iran because they're in a complete Internet blackout for security.

reasons. And it was interesting because there was a pretty broad cross-section of people who supported the regime and people who were willing to praise Donald Trump for finally they hoped driving it to its knees, who really were hoping that he would slaughter everybody as long as it took out the Islamic revolutionary government. And in that video, by the way, the propaganda video, there's one scene that shows someone in Iran texting with someone in the United States and they're in total agreement. I know, right? Yeah. Well, that ain't happening. I used to see messages on some boards from trans girls in Iran. That hasn't happened in rather a long time.

But, you know, then again, Steve wrote a minute ago in New York. It's official. Victory is ours. A message from Infra Wars Creative Director, Tim Heidecker. Oh, that victory. Yeah. But, yeah, Central Command Commander, Admiral Brad Cooper. Is that his name?

Brad Cooper. You have to say it that way with your teeth clench. and a little bit of chest hair popping up over the top of your collar. Brad could announce that, oh, Iran, and, you know, we find out it's a lie every time they say something like, oh, Iran's military abilities have been severely degraded. I guess they're going to have to sink. They don't want to sink the tankers, though, because nobody wants a great big oil slick in the Persian Gulf. Jesus.

Oh, and I can't remember the Chud's name, but. sometimes when I'm on the road and the FM band is proving not particularly interesting, I hit the button on the A.m. and start scanning. And whewy! I ran across, oh my God, I ran across a maggot. Ah, this guy, he'll be a long time getting to Rush Limbaugh territory. But apparently the new, because you can get the idea of what the talking points are when you hear these assholes. The new talking point is that Texas had to redistrict

because the Democrats done stolt Everstate New England and Maryland. They're about to gerrymander away their one decent Republican congressman and Maryland. And he kept going over and over again. You could tell he was reading spoon-fed information. Well, 40% of the voters in New England identify as Republicans,

but they have zero representation in Congress. Funny how that democracy thing works there. Oh, he was a real scream. I was, oh, God, I was up past Ripley when I heard him talking about. He played a 2014 clip from Dead Joan Rivers. saying, it was a TMZ reporter saying, do you think we'll ever, which will we have first? A gay president or a woman?

And of course, Joan Rivers back then said, oh, come on, we've already had a gay president, you know, Obama. And so this chud took it as gospel and went off on, just asked Jeffrey Sinclair, he knows how gay Obama was. and of course, Obama needed some cover, so that's why he married Big Mike. No, really, they're still prattling on and on with the transvestigation of Michelle Obama. You know, actual malice is a jury question. It really is.

And I wonder how quickly that dude would disappear from the air if he was sued for everything he's ever earned and ever will earn in his life with that slur. and I hate to say that it's a slur to call somebody trans, but when someone is cis, it kind of is. And then, and he went, I mean, she's got two daughters that don't look anything like her. I mean, that's actual malice. Allegations of bastardy are probably slander per se. But, yeah, that's the state of right-wing talk radio these days.

And I guess this guy has a radio show, and he's on newsmuck. I mean, I hadn't heard anything like that in a very long time. But I guess it's still out there, and Emery and Marvelline are still dialing it in every day. Big Mac, that's funny, Marvelline. I know, Emery, it certainly is. What's this? Victory is ours?

A lot of turmoil the past couple of days on our road to total victory. We have just won a major battle, folks. Alex and his gang of liars and scoundrels have been cast out into the street. They have lost InfoWars.com and their various platforms. They have been cast out, ladies and gentlemen. I am confirming now. I am wearing his skin. I've been wearing his skin now for about two weeks.

It is tough skin. It is Texas skin. It is leathery and old spice is the main fragrance. as well as various alcoholic beverages. And this is just human blood. A stick. Plus Info Wars is a movement, and you're on it now. You're on our ship.

All right. Hi, everybody. It's Tim. Now, I heard somewhere that the onion had been stymied again, but I hope that's true. And I didn't realize what a super double plus excellent top-knit. job Tim Heidecker does in terms of an Alex Jones impression. I mean, he's got the hyperactivity down pad.

He's got the voice down pat. Oh, my God. And driving down the road and ran over a maggot, Lee says, sounds like a good drive unless it messed up your alignment. Signed Lee on the road again. Nope, rant, right. Okay. I guess I could have phrased that more artfully now, couldn't I?

Yeah. Meanwhile, Stephen New York points out, Obama's daughters look just like Michelle. Facts don't slow these fuckers down. DDT barely even does. Speaking of which, the... Here we are. May the fourth be with you. The paranoia is at 11.

The Secret Service reportedly locking down the White House press office today after gunshots were fired nearby. What does nearby mean? Down the hall, across the street, in an entirely different section of D.C., these people are desperate to create something to make it look like there's a threat. Over at News Nation, their correspondent Libby Dean,

said the Secret Service had moved to lock down the compound. Secret Service directed press off the White House North Lawn into the briefing room minutes before POTUS arrived at the event in the East Room. I don't think they bulldoze the East Room. No, never mind. Oh, okay. Well, if you know your D.C., dear God. A member of the United States Secret Service shot someone near the Washington Monument at the corner of 15th and independent southwest.

Near the Washington Monument. I think if he wanted to hit the Washington Monument from the White House, you'd probably have to have a piece of of field artillery. Alan Fisher of Al Jazeera, English said, reports of shots fired a few blocks away. Gunshots fired near the White House complex, the 15th and Independence, Secret Service locking down press office and other locations.

Ah, that was news muck, making it sound much closer than it actually was. Lee asking, did everyone stop eating their salads? Well, everyone but Wolf Blitzer. It was a very nice salad. and I found this story interesting because we've, again, I don't know why it works out this way on this more end Monday, but we've had multiple examples of this. I said after the Cole Allen event, kerfuffle, a week ago last Saturday night at the White House Correspondence Association dinner,

that with Niro running out to run his mouth, he may have just worked his way onto the witness list. And lo and behold, over at MS now, legal analyst Jordan Rubin said that while Wineboxed Janine told Jack Tapper on Sunday that, oh, that language was out. Yeah, dead language was outrageous. And Tapper asked Janine, what, was he talking about President Trump? And she said, yeah, you're going to have to ask him, Dad.

I don't really care. But, well, Jordan Rubin said, but Piro has reason to care. The incendiary language has legal relevance in the case her office brought against Alan. The top charge he faces is for allegedly attempting to assassinate Trump at the White House correspondent's dinner in the nation's capital last month. Alan's unnamed but unmistakable reference to the president puts federal prosecutors in a strange thought. I know if this sounds at all familiar,

it's because you heard me say this last week. It's potent evidence of the defendant's intent, but it's intertwined with potent claims about the would-be assassination victim, Trump. And so they are, not to put too fine a point on it, in a bind, Jordan Rubin, writing. Again, the question in Allen's case is not whether the president,

as any of those things. But if the case goes to trial, then prosecutors may find themselves in the enviable position of having to explain that to a jury, while Piro may find herself having to explain to Trump why he keeps hearing about it. And then there's his statements

about the alleged mental illness of Cole Allen. He's obviously a very sick person, which again speaks to how nitwit Nero thinks about people with mental illness. He thinks that mental illness is or makes someone a bad person, which is not true by any stretch of the imagination. People with behavioral health issues are no more likely to commit a crime than people who are okay. But here we are. Something, isn't it? Oh gosh,

I hope it absolutely gives us. I hope it absolutely gives wine box Janine, a monumental ulcer. You know, sometimes I'm not terribly fond of the way that law enforcement parades their arrestees and talks about cases and there's no better place to look for that than Florida. But, well, Friday, Polk County Sheriff's deputies took down a lot of a bunch of people in a sting. By a bunch of people, I mean 266 arrests.

It was a human trafficking sting. And out of those 266 people, guess what? That's right. They caught another pardoned January 6th domestic terrorist. And I don't know the politics

of this guy, but Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd I was thinking of our dear friend Juanita. I think she lives in Polk County. But Sheriff Grady was all set and ready

with full-color glossy photos circles and errors in a paragraph on the back of each one when he got around to talking about Craig Long, hardcore maggot influencer, and January 6th domestic terrorist,

who was apparently interesting and a little sex trafficking. Then there's Craig Long we arrested. He's 41. Some of you may recognize him. He's an influencer. He also owns Craig Long Fitness in Tampa. He was seeking the services of a prostitute. Did I tell you that he's married?

That he's got 125 followers. on Instagram, 568 followers on TikTok. Well, I'm going to give him some content for his social media

today. He was a previous felon who straightened up really what we want to see in life. Now he's an influencer. You know, he moves

in big circles, even with the president. Yep. And puts up a picture of knitwit, Nero, Trader Tott, and, yeah, the defendant. This is a photograph with the president and his son, not long ago.

Now, we'd like to see people who make mistakes early in life, and he had a long history straightened up. We like the fact that he likes the cops. Heck, he liked him so much. He got caught up in a sting and got to be up and real close with the cops. we asked what his attitude was he said oh he had a great attitude he appreciates law enforcement well there you go got arrested in the human trafficking team

influenced that for a while oh that what kind of word do you use for that sort of thing influence that for a while catty that that right there

what you just heard from the Sheriff of Polk County, Florida is shade worthy of a drag queen my goodness gracious he got to be rubbing up real close with the cops can monkey up to Clantis remove

Sheriff Grady Judd because once he hears about it if he's allowed to hear about it Tangerine Tiberius is not going to be happy having his picture taken with a whoremonger, a John. Wait, that's Nitwit Niro's middle name, isn't it?

Southwest D.C., says Steve, that's nowhere near the White House. It was over by the Washington Monument. The address was something, something Southwest. You know how screwed up the street names are in D.C. He was over by the Washington Monument. And the Secret Service plugged him and said, Okay, we found somebody. We shot him.

Shut down the White House and alert the press. Daddy is in danger because he's making America great again. Yeah. Influence this. Oh, that had to sting. And I ran across this before I left. for Parker's Bird on Saturday. Miles Taylor

shows up on MS now pretty often. And he did what actual lawyers need to be doing. He served notice that coming out of the Operation C-shell Comey indictment that

well, some of these maggots, cabinet officials need to be worried may be measuring themselves for orange jumpsuits. Taylor said they should not be worried about whether the James Comey charges stick. They won't. This is a fake case. These are false charges. What they should be worried about is whether any of them engaged in criminal conduct to bring these charges. I'm as serious as a heart attack about this. Deprivation of rights, selective, vindictive prosecution.

These are things that are illegal and unconstitutional. Miles Taylor went on and said, anyone who's in that chain of these decisions, they should be worried about in a future administration. could they be charged for having violated James Comey's rights intentionally and deliberately? This is about revenge. This is about retribution. That's why the case is going to fall apart. But that's also why it's not going to be forgotten after this, because the process that led to it is potentially suspicious from a criminal standpoint.

Yeah, it is. Oh, and one last thing before I close. I saw a clip a while back last week, and it was of cranky old grandpa Simpson Bill Maher in conversation with the comedian David Cross, formerly of Mr. Show with Bob Odenkirk. And because Bill Maher is just an old man who yells at clouds, who has, of course, never raised a child,

David Cross mentioned that one of his kids, is friends with some trans kids. And Bill Maher was amazed. And also, apparently, agitated, arguing about, you know, what are these parents doing to their children? And David Cross quietly said, nobody's doing anything to the children.

They're taking care of their children. They're letting them express themselves. Well, no child at eight years old can possibly know something like that. And David Cross just quietly and politely told Bill Maher

that he's absolutely full of shit. And of course, Marr was sitting there spouting talking points as though he was a ventriloquist dummy and Dave Chappelle was working his mouth. I don't even want to think about where Dave Chappelle's hand had to be to do that.

But then, lo and behold, Victoria showed it. to me there's a clip of Sam Cedar on his show, The Majority Report, deconstructing that clip, and it was just kind of inspiring to see Sam do something like that and, you know, take old Grandpa Simpson Bill Maher apart piece by itsy-bitsy teeny tiny piece and sort of cast him to the wind. So I dropped him a note and gave him kudos on that. And I also told him if

you know, because I know Sam, Sam knows me, I presume he knows me. You know, we've been doing this for about the same amount of time. This kind of work. And I just told him, you know, if you ever want to touch on this again, you've got a friend in your industry who not only knows what it is to be

like that at that age but can shed a lot of light on the situation should the need arise but Sam and his co-host did a great job and David Cross did an even better job dealing and if you find the clip understand you might want to watch it with a bucket nearby

because Bill Maher is just so disgusting He knows nothing, and he's damned proud of it. So that's the program. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. We are, well, thank you, Joy, jumping in before the beginning of the program. I guess we'll call Bruce and Karen's challenge a failure for the month of May, but we did get $91 of it. Thank you.

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